1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	green blurry seal tooth	0		
3	lime green helmet turtle of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	mirror beefy ravioli hat	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	chaotic disco mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	gray disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	denatured tumbling moxie weed	1		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 50
15	boiled olive strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 15
16	twisted magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	flavorless noodles	4	decent	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
20	spinning Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	blinking chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	narrow meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	tumbling really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	red rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Annie Oakley's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	twirling snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	curative Dolphin King's crown	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	scandalous Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
36	cyan Knob Goblin tongs of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
37	veiny viking helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	forbidden Knob Goblin pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	pulsating casino pass	0		
41	acceptable ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	good	
42	twirling hermit permit	0		
43	huge worthless trinket	0		
44	mirror worthless gewgaw	0		
45	upside-down worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	stale enchanted blurry wobbly hot buttered roll	3	decent	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 40
48	skewed heart of rock and roll	0		
49	snack-sized tasty bowl of cottage cheese	2	awesome	
50	Temple Grandin's Rock and Roll Legend	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	maroon narrow huge medical-grade stone banjo	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
54	mirror lard-coated Disco Banjo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jittery jabañero pepper	0		
56	narrow pulsating hot sauce	0		
57	ribald 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	Fonzie's Mace of the Tortoise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	tasty wobbly skewed fortune cookie	4	awesome	
62	manspreader's oriole-feather headdress	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twirling twig	0		
67	blue shaking spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	greasy Pasta Spoon of Peril of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	Jack Frost's stakes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
72	spinning frightening barskin hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	skewed barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	frosty stick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
78	huge foul-smelling pretty bouquet	0		Stench Damage: +10
79	skewed bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	narrow fairy gravy boat	0		
81	weak smooth gray ice-cold Willer	2	awesome	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	green sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	tumbling pants kit	0		
92	jittery meatsmithing guide	0		
93	basic meat sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
94	upside-down basic meat pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	basic meat helmet of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Item Drop: +5
97	friendly manspreader's pimpin' meat hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lime green lifeless meat doll	0		
101	spinning meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	staff of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
104	blurry scarecrow	0		
105	thick bland skewed bowl of charms	5	decent	
106	ketchup	1	crappy	
107	narrow catsup	1	crappy	
108	blinking stick	0		
109	purple crossbow string	0		
110	blurry basic meat staff of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
111	Da Vinci's basic meat crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
112	Tesla medical-grade meatloaf helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	sizzling dripping meat sword	0		Hot Damage: +10
114	energetic dripping meat staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
115	wobbly friendly dripping meat crossbow	0		Familiar Weight: +3
116	personal trainer's stylish Bugfinder Blade	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
117	blinking Gnollish plunger	0		
118	maroon spring	0		
119	lime green bouncing sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	jittery upside-down empty meat tank	0		
125	skewed full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	twirling knitted Gnollish autoplunger	0		Cold Resistance: +3
128	frightening meat pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	lard-coated third-hand nunchaku	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
130	Sinatra's eyepatch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	mirror Meat maid body	0		
133	skewed Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	wobbly sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	wobbly dope wheels	0		
138	mirror ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	jittery fuchsia dingy planks	0		
141	tumbling dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	jittery cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	curative eXtreme meat sword	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
148	Oprah's eXtreme meat staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
149	huge eXtreme meat crossbow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
150	bouncing huge Scalp of Gorgolok of the overflowing toilet of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	Jack Frost's smartaleck's Elder Turtle Shell	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	resourceful Samson's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	extremely unsafe Ancient Saucehelm of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	weightlifter's Disco 'Fro Pick of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	avaricious beefcake's El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	bouncing teal guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	jittery Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	spoiled jumbo narrow ghuol egg	5	crappy	
162	tasty blurry ghuol egg quiche	4	awesome	
163	olive skeleton bone of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
164	blue smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	super-sized normal ghuol-ear kabob	5	good	
168	tumbling maroon crafty bone rattle	0		Maximum MP: +10
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	shaking lihc eye	0		
171	normal yellow lihc eye pie	4	good	
172	fuchsia gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	moldy narrow uncooked chorizo	3	crappy	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	toothsome snack-sized red chorizo taco	2	awesome	
180	tolerable fancy ice-cold fotie	4	good	Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 5
181	jittery baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	squat bouncing bat wing	0		
184	twirling briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	batskin belt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	blinking dance instructor's Mr. Accessory	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only
195	mirror stanky eXtreme nose ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	shaking tumbling rat appendix	0		
199	bouncing Socratic ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
200	decent rat appendix kabob	4	good	
201	tiny rotten special bat wing kabob	1	crappy	Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 45
202	yummy upside-down carob chunks	4	awesome	
203	upside-down herbs	0		
204	rotten carob chunk cookies	3	crappy	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	blue spinning hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	cyan squat decorative fountain	0		
212	upside-down windchimes	0		
213	wool veiny filthy corduroys	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	shellacked filthy knitted dread sack	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	decent carob brownies	4	good	
217	thick rotten special herb brownies	5	crappy	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 5
218	pulsating hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	teal gnoll teeth	0		
221	Herculean gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
222	wobbly ghostly phat turquoise bead	0		
223	narrow phat turquoise bracelet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
224	slick eyepatch	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	adequate pulsating tofu casserole	3	good	
226	dehydrated can of Red Minotaur	1	good	
227	lion tamer's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2
228	Jack Frost's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
229	MacGyver's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +100
230	tumbling family-friendly dead guy's watch	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	gray groovy Bigger Bugfinder Blade of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	strong tolerable bottle of gin	5	good	
238	fancy delicious bottle of vodka	3	awesome	Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
239	frightening rock-hard Orcish baseball cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	Da Vinci's Orcish cargo shorts of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	up-at-dawn Orcish frat-paddle	0		Adventures: +5
242	bland	3	decent	
243	moldy narrow grapefruit	3	crappy	
244	moldy snack-sized fancy grapes	2	crappy	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 40
245	stale bouncing olive	3	decent	
246	spoiled tomato	3	crappy	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	mediocre irresponsibly strong salty dog	10	decent	
249	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bloody mary	1	good	
250	mediocre watered-down screwdriver	2	decent	
251	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed martini	6	EPIC	
252	delicious mirror bloody beer	4	awesome	
253	drinkable shot of schnapps	4	good	
254	artisanal narrow spinning teal shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	EPIC	
255	tolerable fine wine	3	good	
256	fortified aged shot of tomato schnapps	5	awesome	
257	drinkable extra-spicy bloody mary	4	good	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	squat maroon upside-down snake skin	0		
260	rotten White Citadel fries	4	crappy	
261	small moldy White Citadel burger	2	crappy	
262	decent gigantic piece of wedding cake	7	good	
263	snack-sized adequate chocolate chips	2	good	
264	yummy chocolate chip cookies	4	awesome	
265	narrow prompt satin pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	tolerable lightning	4	good	
267	wicked mullet wig	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	scandalous meat cowboy hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	vibrating sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
270	picket fence	0		
271	altered red huge barbell	1		
272	powdered lime green concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 10
273	twisted blinking moxie weed	1		
274	tumbling Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	pickled extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	modified bouncing huge gray jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	mixed lime green suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 30
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	narrow skewed Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	nippy walrus-tusk earring	0		Cold Damage: +10
286	red Sinatra's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
287	blinking Jim Carey's Boris's ring	0		Monster Level: +25
288	maroon blinking potato sprout	0		
289	mirror foul-smelling Jarlsberg's earring	0		Stench Damage: +10
290	perfumed Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Stench Resistance: +5
291	yellow ghostly tumbling sage can of maces of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
292	rubber axe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
293	miser's therapeutic chef's hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	Annie Oakley's pail	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	fuchsia huge demonskin trousers of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	avaricious dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	altered tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 13
298	dry huge lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 53
299	super-magnetized diffused pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 39
300	flattened blurry shaking jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 12
301	shaking flat dough	0		
302	normal half-sized Knob sausage	2	good	
303	half-sized moldy special Knob mushroom	2	crappy	Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 35
304	dry noodles	0		
305	beefy Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	rock-hard Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	concentrated corrupted polymerized ghostly Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 55
308	Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	yellow Knob Goblin elite pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	scandalous Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
311	hill of beans	0		
312	frightening Knob Goblin visor	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	Crown of the Goblin King of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	adequate bean burrito	3	good	
315	low-calorie bland bean burrito	1	decent	
316	tasty small wobbly insanely bean burrito	2	awesome	
317	rotten pulsating bean burrito	3	crappy	
318	bland mirror bean burrito	3	decent	
319	normal insanely bean burrito	4	good	
320	stale blurry bat haggis	3	decent	
321	tasty skewed menudo	4	awesome	
322	adequate half-sized goat cheese	2	good	
323	diet flavorless squat plain pizza	1	decent	
324	enchanted decent sausage pizza	3	good	Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 20
325	moldy spinning cyan goat cheese pizza	4	crappy	
326	low-calorie flavorless mushroom pizza	1	decent	
327	goat	0		
328	delicious fancy skewed bottle of whiskey	3	awesome	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 30
329	spinning blinking Oprah's goat beard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	special pulsating glass of goat's milk	1	crappy	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 40
331	watered-down perfectly mixed Canadian	2	EPIC	
332	adequate lemon	3	good	
333	special flavorless lime	3	decent	Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 50
334	upside-down hardy sabre teeth	0		Maximum HP: +50
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	consolation ribbon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
337	purple ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	blinking Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	improved Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 65
341	altered huge Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 27
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	double-electrified Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 54
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	spinning scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	slick ninja mask	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	tumbling icy katana hilt	0		
350	red hot katana blade	0		
351	shaking spinning strapping icy-hot katana of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20
352	teal huge Rosewater's ninja hot pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	Tesla wholesome nunchaku	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
355	green steel-toed eXtreme scarf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	Oprah's snowboarder pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	rotten gr8ps	3	crappy	
359	thick tasty t8r tots	5	awesome	
360	ghostly steel-toed miner's helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	lightning-fast miner's pants	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	teal sizzling 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Hot Damage: +10
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	wobbly linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	upside-down asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	shaking asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	mirror chrome crossbow string	0		
375	bouncing linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	purple vibrating linoleum sword of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
379	horrifying linoleum staff of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
380	fortified slick linoleum crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
381	pulsating hale asbestos sword of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
382	blinking gravedigger's energetic asbestos staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
383	dance instructor's asbestos crossbow of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Booze Drop: +100
384	narrow healthy arcane researcher's chrome sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
385	skewed gravedigger's chrome staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10
386	tumbling wholesome Herculean chrome crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	bouncing crafty meaty helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	frosty asbestos helmet turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	shaking scandalous linoleum helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	razor-sharp chrome helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	blurry yak skin	0		
395	tumbling hippopotamus skin	0		
396	shaking rock-hard penguin shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	yakskin pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	Samson's hippopotamus pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	twirling knitted eXtreme mittens	0		Cold Resistance: +3
400	ghostly gray handful of drink tickets	0		
401	bouncing Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	fuchsia smartaleck's swashbuckling pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	nippy shoulder parrot	0		Cold Damage: +10
404	twirling acoustic guitarrr of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
405	sunken chest	0		
406	skewed pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	jittery vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	bouncing sk8board of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	shaking slick Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +10
414	crowbarrr	0		Item Drop: +5
415	twirling Jack Frost's leotarrrd	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	tumbling dog trainer's safarrri hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	extra-colloidal henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 24
418	ionized galvanized pickled skewed Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 36
419	dry maroon skewed serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 23
420	alkaline lime green tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 55
421	pickled galvanized shaking skewed philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18
422	diffused potion of potency	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
423	non-cold-filtered cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 62
424	pickled moist ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 57
425	colloidal extra-frozen maroon pulsating oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 53
426	adjusted potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 39
427	teal resourceful box	0		Maximum MP: +50, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	fuchsia beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Clowniness: 25
432	fuchsia personal trainer's bloody clown pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	gray skinny balloon	0		
434	grievous balloon helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	avaricious ribald balloon sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Clowniness: 50
436	huge balloon monkey	0		
437	ghostly chef skull	0		
438	jittery chef-in-the-box	0		
439	tumbling bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	mirror bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	wobbly beer goggles	0		
445	blinking box-in-the-box of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
446	bouncing nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	lime green occult box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
448	rock-hard Newton's foolscap fool's cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	clever clown nose	0		Maximum MP: +20, Clowniness: 25
450	spinning pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	skewed disease	0		
453	cyan sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	moldy jumbo olive	4	crappy	
456	watered-down tolerable dry martini	2	good	
457	shaking smooth ye olde golde frontes	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	teal pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	tumbling pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	jittery pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	stale pixel pie	3	decent	
468	yellow wobbly ruby W	0		
469	fuchsia spinning wussiness potion	0		
470	weak drinkable Imp Ale	2	good	
471	miniature flavorless fancy purple hot wing	2	decent	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 5
472	razor-sharp diamond-studded cane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	up-at-dawn crutch	0		Adventures: +5
474	blinking cast	0		
475	aromatic mask of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	huge Newton's infernal insoles of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25
478	green evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	tumbling box of birthday candles	0		
481	green eldritch butterknife	0		
482	ghostly perfumed Mr. Container	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	pulsating Newbiesport™ backpack of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	ghostly blinking knitted hemp backpack	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	skewed snakehead charrrm	0		
486	dangerous Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
487	mansplainer's arrrgyle socks	0		Monster Level: +15
488	narrow guitar pick	0		
489	mirror drab sonata	0		
490	pulsating stiffened slick mesh cap	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	ribald Jack Frost's chaps	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	mirror ketchup hound	0		
494	dance instructor's batblade	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
495	shaking catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	miniature bland papaya	2	decent	
499	deadly denim axe of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	immense decent Elfin shortbread	9	good	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	delicious thick skewered cat appendix	5	awesome	
504	evil arches	0		
505	gnatwing earring of courage of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
506	decent Hell broth	4	good	
507	vibrating thunderrr guitarrr	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
508	tumbling fuchsia sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	bouncing Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	green Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	half-sized normal Boris's key lime pie	2	good	
514	enchanted bland Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	decent	Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 35
515	moldy Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4	crappy	
516	blurry Hey Deze map	0		
517	bouncing ghostly Usain Bolt's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	jittery olive mystery juice	0		
519	fuchsia moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	lime green kickback cookbook of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
522	twirling one-winged stab bat	0		
523	purple tumbling rewinged stab bat	0		
524	bad weak spinning papaya sling	2	decent	
525	blinking grue egg	0		
526	yellow Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	purple blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	red fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	improved frozen jittery olive spray paint	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 33
531	flame-retardant special sauce glove	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	pulsating Sinatra's ladle of mystery	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Sauceror"
533	purple Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	lime green abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	tumbling f3d0r4 of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	upside-down lowercase N	0		
540	improved twirling green Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 36
541	executive draggin' ball hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	shaking wool brawny 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	spoiled Trollhouse cookies	3	crappy	
544	skewed Jeselnik's talons of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
545	moldy Spam Witch sammich	4	crappy	
546	purple meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	squat teal squat 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	narrow 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	stale enchanted pr0n cocktail	4	decent	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 25
555	mirror jittery flame-retardant scorching drywall axe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
557	perfectly mixed high-proof squat whiskey and cola	7	EPIC	
558	thick decent pulsating maroon papaya taco	5	good	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	rotten narrow stalk of asparagus	3	crappy	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	blinking ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	boozy lousy shaking yellow Mad Train wine	5	decent	
565	twirling hobo gloves of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
566	nasty bum cheek	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	ghostly hermit script	0		
568	rotten huge Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6	crappy	
569	special spoiled green pulsating Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	crappy	Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 15
570	flavorless teal Chicken Sandwich	3	decent	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	
572	snack-sized adequate Children's Meal of the Damned	2	good	
573	decent noodles	3	good	
574	toothsome noodles	4	awesome	
575	decent painful penne pasta	3	good	
576	massive bland ravioli della hippy	10	decent	
577	decent miniature pr0n m4nic0tti	2	good	
578	adequate Hell ramen	3	good	
579	adequate boring spaghetti	3	good	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	squat schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	half-sized normal fettucini Inconnu	2	good	
584	yummy big blinking spaghetti with Skullheads	5	awesome	
585	moldy miniature gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	crappy	
586	fireproof ridiculously huge sword of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
587	dry maroon super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 26
588	skewed soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	bland small enchanted cocoa eggshell fragment	2	decent	Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 50
590	snack-sized stale cocoa eggshell fragment	2	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	bouncing house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	flame-wreathed amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	tumbling razor-sharp titanium assault umbrella	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
597	foul-smelling Mohawk wig	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	gray the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	ghostly nippy pants of the Slug Lord	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	blinking zippy slick Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +20
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	shaking Item #13	0		
604	skewed Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	narrow D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	ionized upside-down probability potion	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 66
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	galvanized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 45
618	magnetized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
619	fortified needle	0		Damage Absorption: +60
620	Vulcanized moist thin candle	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 52
621	bouncing Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	blue awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	jittery spinning wang	0		
626	lime green Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	bouncing sage eye	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	flame-retardant furry pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	resourceful disturbing fanfic	0		Maximum MP: +50
633	stanky crafty wolf mask	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	aromatic paper umbrella	0		Stench Resistance: +1
636	narrow ghostly meat globe	0		
637	narrow toaster	0		
638	bouncing asshat of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	normal enchanted spinning abominable snowcone	3	good	Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 5
640	Ent cider	1	awesome	
641	stale snack-sized toast	2	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	decent blinking fruitcake	4	good	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	blue flame-retardant Crimbo sword	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	skewed twirling Crimbo hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	Crimbo pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	squat Tesla exclusive ultra-rare item	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	jittery horrifying star sword	0		Spooky Damage: +25
658	educational star crossbow	0		Experience: +1
659	jittery toasty star staff	0		Hot Damage: +5
660	Socratic star pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	star hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	hardened star buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 3
663	star throwing star	0		
664	squat star starfish	0		
665	shaking Richard's star key	0		
666	resourceful deadly experienced steaming evil	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50
667	castle map	0		
668	personal trainer's spiked femur	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
669	bland ghuol guolash	4	decent	
670	wholesome lihc face	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	bouncing twirling teal horrifying grave robbing shovel of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25
672	stale immense cranberries	7	decent	
673	irresponsibly strong mediocre vodka and cranberry	6	decent	
674	spirit-forward perfectly mixed whiskey	5	EPIC	
675	up-at-dawn skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Adventures: +5
676	cyan dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	wobbly badass belt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
678	red chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	hand-crafted watered-down roll in the hay	2	EPIC	
680	tolerable slap and tickle	4	good	
681	drinkable high-proof mirror slip 'n' slide	7	good	
682	drinkable skewed a sump'm sump'm	3	good	
683	tolerable watered-down pulsating horizontal tango	2	good	
684	irresponsibly strong mediocre pink pony	9	decent	
685	greedy smartaleck's Mr. Shirt of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
686	bouncing knuckles of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
687	aerosolized dry blinking blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 55
688	studded pixel hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	Usain Bolt's pixel pants	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	careful pixel sword	0		Monster Level: -10
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	gray harem girl t-shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
694	shaking pulsating Knob Goblin elite shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
696	friendly frilly shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3
697	blue sage soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
698	twirling loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
699	mirror Rosewater's pirate shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
700	huge filthy hippy poncho of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
701	floral print shirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
702	purple miser's coconut bikini top	0		Meat Drop: +10
703	shellacked goth kid t-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7
704	blurry hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	mirror fuchsia ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	executive rosy-cheeked hamethyst earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
712	Temple Grandin's cool wizardly hamethyst necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
713	wicked personal trainer's hamethyst bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
714	bouncing wool sinister dangerous hamethyst ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
715	Usain Bolt's strapping baconstone earring	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
716	reassuring savvy baconstone pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
717	fireproof brainy baconstone bracelet	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
718	mirror clever shellacked quilted baconstone ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
719	porquoise eyebrow ring of Leguizamo of doom	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
720	wobbly supercharged Sinatra's porquoise necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
721	porquoise bracelet of the ox of the cougar	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20
722	chilly porquoise ring of the ox of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
723	adequate massive Knoll mushroom	9	good	
724	low-calorie decent mushroom	1	good	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	dance instructor's huge mirror shard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
727	squat hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	cyan fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	mirror hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	tumbling miser's smelly makeshift SCUBA gear of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	nippy easter egg balloon	0		Cold Damage: +10
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	narrow stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	gray inspector's tambourine	0		Item Drop: +15
741	broken skull	0		
742	super-sized stale pulsating Knoll shroomkabob	5	decent	
743	rotten jumbo ghostly mushroom	5	crappy	
744	moist hair spray	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 40
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	special moldy warm mushroom	4	crappy	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
750	small rotten mushroom quesadilla	2	crappy	
751	moldy diet cool mushroom	1	crappy	
752	moldy diet shaking cool mushroom casserole	1	crappy	
753	tasty small pointy mushroom	2	awesome	
754	normal cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	good	
755	super-sized adequate huge mushroom	5	good	
756	normal mushroom	3	good	
757	spoiled mirror narrow mushroom	3	crappy	
758	decent shaking ghost cucumber	3	good	
759	dill	0		
760	narrow shaking vinegar	0		
761	bouncing pulsating brine	0		
762	tolerable watered-down red especially salty dog	2	good	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	rotten snack-sized ghostly spectral pickle	2	crappy	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	vacuum-sealed flattened cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 48
768	spork of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
769	purple pulsating voodoo doll	0		Item Drop: +5
770	greasy Fonzie's basic meat fez	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	ghostly tassel	0		
772	MacGyver's foon	0		Maximum MP: +100
773	blurry mansplainer's basic meat spork of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15
774	basic meat foon of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Booze Drop: +100
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	kneecapping stick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
777	skewed iron pasta spoon of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
778	knitted support cummerbund	0		Cold Resistance: +3
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	adjusted wet mafia aria	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 25
782	spinning fuchsia Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	practically non-alcoholic lousy Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	yummy strawberry	4	awesome	
787	aged bottle of rum	3	awesome	
788	mediocre practically non-alcoholic strawberry daiquiri	1	decent	
789	special spirit-forward lousy rum and cola	5	decent	Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 30
790	distilled bad grog	5	decent	
791	rosy-cheeked stiffened Mafia bow tie	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	spinning Da Vinci's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only
793	ionized unsweetened shaking mirror oil of stability	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 30
794	energized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 12
795	artisanal tumbling Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	blinking horrifying sizzling cement shoes of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	practically non-alcoholic artisanal spinning rockin' wagon	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
798	artisanal weak ocean motion	2	EPIC	
799	tolerable fuzzbump	3	good	
800	decent ghostly poutine	3	good	
801	flavorless tiny wobbly Knob stir-fry	1	decent	
804	spoiled Knoll stir-fry	3	crappy	
805	stale spinning stir-fry	3	decent	
806	decent asparagus stir-fry	4	good	
807	flavorless olive stir-fry	4	decent	
808	spoiled Knob sausage stir-fry	4	crappy	
809	adequate bat wing stir-fry	3	good	
810	small flavorless rat appendix stir-fry	2	decent	
811	yummy huge bouncing tofu stir-fry	6	awesome	
812	bland fancy pr0n stir-fry	3	decent	Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 40
813	snack-sized decent lime green Knob shells	2	good	
814	spoiled pulsating bätzle	4	crappy	
815	gigantic rotten narrow ratini	8	crappy	
816	enchanted rotten Knob stroganoff	3	crappy	Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 25
817	adequate jumbo menudo ravioli	5	good	
818	jittery plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	bouncing swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	shaking tumbling smoky potion	0		
823	wobbly cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	olive dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	super-sized adequate royal jelly	5	good	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	purple scorching vorpal blade	0		Hot Damage: +25
834	hale cornuthaum of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	teal wobbly narrow ring of aggravate monster of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
836	special decent mind flayer corpse	4	good	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 40
837	delicious practically non-alcoholic tumbling Uovo Marcio Shiraz	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	flame-wreathed banded Mafia stogie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	drinkable squat Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	4	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	double-paned wool Mafia violin case	0		Cold Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	acceptable tomato daiquiri	4	good	
842	smooth beertini	3	awesome	
843	perfectly mixed salty slug	4	EPIC	
844	high-proof hand-crafted papaya slung	8	EPIC	
845	Tesla MAHI fez	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	olive hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	jittery Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	narrow prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	narrow blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	mirror sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	tumbling balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	maroon moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	narrow eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	narrow chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	mirror skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	blinking lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	spinning shaving cream	0		
867	liquefied pine tar	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 68
869	forest tears	0		
870	steel-toed fetus-smashing club	0		Damage Reduction: 9
871	skewed huge meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	fuchsia Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	blinking shaking unrolling pin	0		
875	flame-wreathed extremely unsafe dangerous crazy bastard sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10
876	tumbling baleful incredibly dense meat gem of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +25
877	coward's Talisman of Baio	0		Monster Level: -20
878	rosy-cheeked hypnodisk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
879	wet ghostly bouncing bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 24
880	Jim Carey's disbelief suspenders	0		Monster Level: +25
881	red experienced supportive bra	0		Experience: +2
882	wobbly Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	enchanted maple syrup	1	EPIC	Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 20
884	los chinos of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	narrow tumbling smooth axe	0		Moxie: +15
886	leaflet	0		
887	blinking leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	pulsating lime green balaclava of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	adequate skewed balaclava baklava	4	good	
891	rosy-cheeked Warehouse 23 bling	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
892	dog trainer's ruddy bugbear-smiting sword of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +7
893	bad watered-down ghostly lumbering jack	2	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	maroon beefy Ms. Accessory	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only
896	sinister Mr. Accessory Jr. of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	fuchsia custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	shaking jittery smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	bouncing espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	blurry 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	hand-crafted tumbling pulsating blurry Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	red inspector's frosty slick school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	corrupted boiled shaking maroon Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 18
906	super-ionized green Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 41
907	chilled alkaline blinking Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 28
908	energized Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 67
909	diffused magnetized olive Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 24
910	big adequate bouncing dwarf bread	5	good	
911	extra-activated lime green Senior Mints	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 57
912	corrupted deionized pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 19
913	dry kobold	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 59
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	lime green yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	blinking steel-toed Rosewater's intergalactic pom poms	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	sizzling Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	toasty Radio Free Pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	Radio Free Foil of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	jumbo flavorless jittery jittery radio button candy	5	decent	
922	skewed healthy severed rocking horse head	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
923	twirling huge broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	spinning dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	super-pressed tarnished blinking tumbling Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 42
927	smooth practically non-alcoholic Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	huge fuzzy bracelets of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
929	wobbly arse-shooting crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
931	delicious spiced rum	3	awesome	
932	mediocre distilled eggnog	5	decent	
933	tasty jittery candy cane	3	awesome	
934	stale half-sized olive gingerbread bugbear	2	decent	
935	imitation nice watch of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	beefcake's plastic sword	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	wobbly small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	skewed bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	bowler of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	squat upside-down MacGyver's bow staff of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	Oprah's bowlegged pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic martini	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	acceptable grogtini	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	tolerable watered-down cherry bomb	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	blurry extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	Temple Grandin's steel-toed hockey mask	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	cyan wobbly orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	brawny fez of etymology	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	decent cyan carob chunk noodles	3	good	
957	bite-sized spoiled chorizo brownies	1	crappy	
958	decent chocolate and tomato pizza	3	good	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	quilted extremely unsafe plastic seal clubber	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40
964	lime green hale Newton's plastic turtle tamer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20
965	Tesla quilted plastic pastamancer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
966	purple boxer's weightlifter's plastic sauceror	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10
967	blinking blue coward's baleful plastic disco bandit	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20
968	upside-down clever Oprah's plastic accordion thief	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20
969	Da Vinci's plastic mosquito	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
970	plastic leprechaun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
971	plastic levitating potato of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
972	auspicious plastic angry goat	0		Item Drop: +10
973	shaking Annie Oakley's plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
974	knitted plastic fuzzy dice	0		Cold Resistance: +3
975	supercharged plastic pirate skeleton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
976	plastic barrrnacle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
977	educational plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Experience: +1
978	supercharged plastic stab bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
979	dog trainer's plastic grue	0		Experience (familiar): +1
980	spinning olive cool plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Moxie: +5
981	plastic ghuol whelp of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
983	steel-toed plastic cocoabo	0		Damage Reduction: 9
984	gray huge fireproof plastic star starfish	0		Hot Resistance: +3
985	mirror frosty plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
986	frosty plastic killer bee	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
987	rosewater-soaked plastic Cheshire bat	0		Stench Resistance: +3
988	plastic coffee pixie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
989	Socratic plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
990	rock-hard plastic hermit	0		Damage Reduction: 5
991	yellow auspicious perfumed plastic Boris of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
992	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's wicked plastic Jarlsberg	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10
993	avaricious Tesla slick plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
994	experienced plastic Susie	0		Experience: +2
995	normal squat bouncing Lucky Surprise Egg	4	good	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	skewed Meat maid	0		
1002	narrow shaking sharpshooter's Xlyinia's notebook	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1003	pulsating soda water	0		
1004	special mediocre bottle of tequila	4	decent	Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 35
1005	acceptable boxed wine	4	good	
1006	half-sized normal cherry	2	good	
1007	shaking brawny coconut shell	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	upside-down Van der Graaf ice cubes	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1009	high-proof artisanal vodka martini	7	EPIC	
1010	weak tolerable whiskey and soda	2	good	
1011	practically non-alcoholic drinkable shaking monkey wrench	1	good	
1012	tolerable tequila sunrise	4	good	
1013	enchanted weak acceptable margarita	2	good	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 15
1014	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong cyan strawberry wine	8	EPIC	
1015	drinkable watered-down wine spritzer	2	good	
1016	lousy irresponsibly strong perpendicular hula	7	decent	
1017	fancy mediocre ducha de oro	3	decent	Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 5
1018	acceptable weak narrow calle de miel	2	good	
1019	mediocre dry vodka martini	3	decent	
1020	drinkable extra-dry old-fashioned	5	good	
1021	acceptable watered-down tequila with training wheels	2	good	
1022	boozy aged sangria	5	awesome	
1023	tolerable weak vesper	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	aged practically non-alcoholic bodyslam	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted wobbly maroon sangria del diablo	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	jittery whip kit	0		
1028	green ghostly buckler buckle	0		
1029	deadly hippo whip	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1030	Lo Pan's penguin whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1031	nasty yak whip	0		Stench Damage: +5
1032	gnauga hide whip of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1033	wobbly tumbling gnauga hide	0		
1034	greasy hippo skin buckler	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1035	huge therapeutic penguin skin buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1036	smooth yakskin buckler	0		Moxie: +15
1037	resourceful gnauga hide buckler	0		Maximum MP: +50
1038	flattened extra-unsweetened blue twirling Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 59
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	high-proof delicious pulsating beer	10	awesome	
1042	Jeselnik's string of beads	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1043	shaking vibrating string of beads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1044	wizardly string of beads	0		Mysticality: +25
1045	green fortified plastic bottle opener	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1046	medical-grade stylish traffic cone	0		Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	bad fancy N. O. Beer	3	decent	Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 25
1048	dehydrated shaking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 35
1049	modified squat oyster egg	1		
1050	modified yellow oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 25
1053	compressed yellow ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 10
1054	boiled squat oyster egg	1		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 30
1055	narrow plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	mixed puce oyster egg	1		
1057	modified green narrow puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 35
1058	altered red puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	diluted mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	vaporized pulsating mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	powdered upside-down mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 40
1063	narrow mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	denatured tumbling oyster egg	1		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 45
1065	modified oyster egg	1		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 5
1066	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 35
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	compressed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 35
1069	distilled tumbling green oyster egg	1		
1070	vaporized shaking oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	denatured shaking off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	powdered upside-down off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 50
1074	distilled bouncing off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	distilled teal oyster egg	1		
1077	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 30
1078	denatured oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 25
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	jittery oyster basket	0		
1081	spinning emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	ghostly personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	yellow blinking clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	upside-down clockwork sheet	0		
1093	tumbling clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	twirling clockwork hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	narrow clockwork trench coat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1099	studded clockwork pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	blue flame-wreathed gnauga hide chaps	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	tumbling squat clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	wobbly clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	lime green clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	olive clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	huge banded brainy weightlifter's Stupid University Diploma	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100
1118	squat pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	mirror pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	reassuring halfberd	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1124	small glove	0		
1125	dog trainer's rosy-cheeked savvy glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1
1126	toothpick of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
1127	sizzling ninja sword	0		Hot Damage: +10
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	narrow teal up-at-dawn sequined fez	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	spinning beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	upside-down curative star shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	denatured yellow wobbly eyeliner	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 12
1136	improved blurry lipstick	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 55
1137	rock-hard bicycle chain of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	hand-crafted squat mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1140	aged bouncing icy mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1141	hand-crafted blue twirling mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1142	smooth irresponsibly strong pointy mushroom wine	7	awesome	
1143	practically non-alcoholic drinkable ghostly flat mushroom wine	1	good	
1144	fancy tolerable practically non-alcoholic spinning cool mushroom wine	1	good	Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 45
1145	tolerable shaking maroon knob mushroom wine	3	good	
1146	enchanted aged knoll mushroom wine	4	awesome	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 5
1147	drinkable purple mushroom wine	3	good	
1148	artisanal triple-distilled shot of flower schnapps	7	EPIC	
1149	bland flower petal pie	4	decent	
1150	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1	good	
1151	dog trainer's beefy discarded plastic fork	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
1152	jittery gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	flavorless narrow Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	decent	
1154	vaporized mirror Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	blinking letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	sinister wholeberd	0		Spell Damage: +10
1158	pressed cyan Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 67
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	frosty irate sombrero	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	unsweetened handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 15
1163	galvanized deionized yellow marzipan skull	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 12
1164	jittery poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	fuchsia blurry maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	ghostly less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	narrow coffin	0		
1172	spinning yellow asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	twirling chrome box	0		
1175	ghostly squat cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	huge daisy	0		
1180	narrow potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	mirror wobbly Venus flytrap	0		
1183	upside-down all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	ghostly apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	decent mugcake	4	good	
1201	rotten super-sized urinal cake	5	crappy	
1202	special big stale Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5	decent	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 50
1203	gigantic bland personalized birthday cake	8	decent	
1204	half-sized bland three-tiered wedding cake	2	decent	
1205	moldy babycakes	3	crappy	
1206	huge bland upside-down pulsating velvet cake	6	decent	
1207	flavorless squat congratulatory cake	3	decent	
1208	spoiled diet angel-food cake	1	crappy	
1209	half-sized spoiled shaking pulsating maroon blinking devil's-food cake	2	crappy	
1210	gigantic bland gray birthday party jellybean cheesecake	6	decent	
1211	huge balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	squat Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	jittery rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1221	balloon	0		
1222	Mr. Eh? of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only
1224	cyan vibrating razor-sharp boxer's steel shillelagh	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10
1225	avaricious chaotic sharpshooter's steel skullcap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	pulsating chaotic Da Vinci's sage steel solitaire	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
1227	blue resourceful smartaleck's steel scarf of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
1228	perfumed deadly steel slacks of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	Usain Bolt's horrifying shellacked steel suspenders	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1230	groovy brawny pikestaff of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1231	yellow shellacked pith helmet of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	wobbly sizzling Van der Graaf pocketwatch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
1233	avaricious asbestos-lined pinky ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
1234	vibrating experienced wizardly pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	pulsating dangerous thinker's pendant	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	mirror Sherlock's Newton's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	lime green iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	blinking carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	huge executive Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Meat Drop: +40
1245	pulsating educational Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
1246	jittery electrified MacGyver's occult rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	lion tamer's hale banded Bonerdagon necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
1249	Boss Bat britches of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	twirling Oprah's vibrating Boss Bat bling	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60
1251	stale Knob shroomkabob	4	decent	
1252	moldy upside-down shroomkabob	3	crappy	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	snack-sized yummy enchanted jittery jumping bean burrito	2	awesome	Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 35
1255	bland jumping bean burrito	4	decent	
1256	jumbo bland insanely jumping bean burrito	5	decent	
1257	spoiled pulsating maroon rat scrapple	3	crappy	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	greedy cool traffic cone	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	huge wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	compressed wobbly pulsating Hatorade	1		
1262	twirling toasty razor-sharp off-hand balloon of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1263	pulsating pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	teal nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	adequate blurry gloomy mushroom	3	good	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	red spinning hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	ghostly marble wand	0		
1273	blinking flame-retardant magic lamp	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1274	vaporized upside-down Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 20
1275	tumbling ghostly medical-grade basic meat skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	extra-dry perfectly mixed Otorian Battle Scar	5	EPIC	
1277	stylish basic meat kilt	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	resourceful meat skirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	bouncing beefcake's meat kilt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	fuchsia wool penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	wobbly Newton's penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	fuchsia chilly yakskin skirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	vibrating yakskin kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	chilly hippopotamus skirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	greedy hippopotamus kilt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	wobbly furry skirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	auspicious furry kilt	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	blue jittery reassuring gnauga hide skirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	ghostly zippy gnauga hide kilt	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	modified wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 44
1291	Lo Pan's Jekyllin hide belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	cyan skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	bouncing beefy ring of adornment	0		Muscle: +10
1294	double-paned chaotic ring of increase damage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
1295	upside-down therapeutic ring of gain strength	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1296	pulsating spinning ring of resistance of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1297	skewed horrifying ring of fire resistance	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1298	smelly ring of conflict	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1299	tumbling huge nippy pirate hook	0		Cold Damage: +10
1300	wobbly up-at-dawn monster bait	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
1301	triple-activated mirror deodorant	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 55
1302	modified adjusted dry reodorant	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 14
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	teal makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	blue wobbly greedy traffic cone of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	blurry calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	shaking attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	ribald Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
1313	sage Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
1314	careful Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	twirling Tesla rose-colored glasses	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	narrow blurry lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	super-sized decent questionable taco	5	good	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	yellow petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	jittery thinker's time helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	tumbling knitted time trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	foul-smelling time sword	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	squat Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	ghostly groovy Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1328	Cloaca-Cola fatigues of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Dyspepsi-Cola shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1330	tumbling dangerous Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	skewed vibrating Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	blurry Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	fuchsia Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	blurry Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	upside-down wizardly Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
1342	pulsating picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	bouncing zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	super-tarnished squat Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 63
1345	warmed Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	double-adjusted pickled skewed Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 17
1347	teal loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	narrow miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	blinking Sinatra's pinky ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
1352	lousy redrum	3	decent	
1353	lime green ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	delicious squat bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	awesome	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	delicious watered-down Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	awesome	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	huge twirling pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	smartaleck's disembodied smile	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	blinking clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	bite-sized tasty tumbling tofurkey leg	1	awesome	
1366	adequate tofurkey gravy	3	good	
1367	moldy herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
1368	delicious snack-sized can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	awesome	
1369	bland massive yams	9	decent	
1370	tumbling rhinestone cowboy shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1371	up-at-dawn gingham blouse	0		Adventures: +5
1372	souvenir ski t-shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	chilly plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	sharpshooter's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	Temple Grandin's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	executive plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	plastic Crimbo reindeer of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	polarized chocolate	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	bouncing googly eye	0		
1385	bouncing stuffing	0		
1386	bouncing felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	teal yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	pulsating ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	maroon kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	spinning teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	savvy brainy duck-on-a-string	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	quilted toy train	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	skewed narrow horrifying marionette	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	mirror frightening sock monkey	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	blurry maroon chaotic rag doll	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	chaotic can of fake snow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	blinking crafty colored-light "necklace"	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	narrow experienced tree skirt	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	enchanted moldy half-sized wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	flavorless bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	adequate tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	asbestos-lined Unionize The Elves sign	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	moist snowcone	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	tarnished triple-moist maroon mirror snowcone	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	galvanized galvanized snowcone	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	polarized colloidal dry snowcone	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	modified modified olive snowcone	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	alkaline super-diffused pulsating snowcone	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	jittery Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	ghostly teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	deadly traffic cone of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	lime green Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	bouncing iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	green wholesome ice sickle of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	ice baby of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	electrified ice pick	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	bouncing Van der Graaf sage ice skates	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	stale blinking grue egg omelette	3	decent	
1429	shaking roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	ghostly fuchsia pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	delicious green mushroom	3	awesome	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	blurry hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	pickled twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 49
1439	energized super-alkaline hot powder	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 66
1440	enhanced dry squat spinning powder	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 44
1441	alkaline alkaline pulsating powder	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 11
1442	diffused fuchsia stench powder	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 14
1443	irradiated double-denatured sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 66
1444	pickled colloidal twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 51
1445	denatured vacuum-sealed pulsating green hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 57
1446	enhanced wobbly purple nuggets	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 65
1447	vacuum-sealed polymerized nuggets	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 54
1448	dry stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 42
1449	aerosolized extra-cold-filtered narrow sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 12
1450	powdered upside-down pulsating twinkly wad	1		
1451	twisted purple hot wad	1		
1452	altered bouncing wad	1		
1453	diluted wad	1		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 5
1454	dried stench wad	1		
1455	altered sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	immense normal Valentine's Day cake	9	good	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	fuchsia squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	skewed salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	mirror slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	twirling wobbly ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	squat cyan blurry pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	tumbling goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	tumbling olive jittery plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	purple football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	red jittery union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	tumbling alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	blue experienced smartaleck's rabbit's foot	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	yellow dormouse	0		
1490	gravedigger's electrified chopsticks	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1491	olive lion tamer's rice bowl	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1492	Usain Bolt's ninja mop	0		Initiative: +80
1493	Jeselnik's Tesla ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1494	cold-filtered ionized shaking bouncing sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	upside-down huge Sherlock's traffic cone of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	watered-down drinkable gloomy mushroom wine	2	good	
1497	boozy perfectly mixed mushroom wine	5	EPIC	
1498	pulsating McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	jittery whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	blurry fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	altered pickled modified gray explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	narrow spinning rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	warmed anodized bouncing snowcone	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	green ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	mediocre spinning calle de miel with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	artisanal rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	perfectly mixed distilled shaking perpendicular hula with a fly in it	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	lousy twirling slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	twirling bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	twisted Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 50
1513	altered Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 40
1514	boiled pulsating Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	boiled shaking red spinning Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	shaking vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	blurry supercharged Radio KoL Coffee Mug of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	Radio Free Jersey of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	twirling wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	upside-down pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	perfumed Herculean corkscrew	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	bouncing spinning St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	therapeutic grass skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	supercool grass hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	cool grass blade	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	wobbly weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	thinker's sparkly engagement ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	smelly Jack Frost's Grimacite goggles	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	blinking ribald grievous Grimacite glaive	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	pulsating grievous wizardly Grimacite greaves	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	prompt Grimacite garter of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	censurious ribald Grimacite galoshes	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	ghostly Annie Oakley's clever Grimacite gorget	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	educational Grimacite guayabera	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	spinning Temple Grandin's Socratic Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +7
1548	frightening Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
1549	ghostly MSG	0		
1550	resourceful second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
1551	perfectly mixed spirit-forward mirror bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5	EPIC	
1552	watered-down tolerable wobbly ghostly bottle of Definit	2	good	
1553	practically non-alcoholic special tolerable bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1	good	Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 25
1554	smooth practically non-alcoholic bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1	awesome	
1555	special perfectly mixed bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 30
1556	weak lousy boxed champagne	2	decent	
1557	spoiled miniature jittery kumquat	2	crappy	
1558	spoiled gigantic tangerine	10	crappy	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	adequate immense cocktail onion	8	good	
1561	low-calorie flavorless raspberry	1	decent	
1562	flavorless super-sized pulsating kiwi	5	decent	
1563	tolerable high-proof whiskey bittersweet	7	good	
1564	bad mimosette	4	decent	
1565	hand-crafted tequila sunset	4	EPIC	
1566	aged zmobie	4	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	hand-crafted gin and tonic	4	EPIC	
1568	hand-crafted vodka and tonic	3	EPIC	
1569	tolerable vodka gibson	3	good	
1570	artisanal gibson	3	EPIC	
1571	drinkable huge parisian cathouse	3	good	
1572	fancy lousy rabbit punch	3	decent	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 30
1573	practically non-alcoholic mediocre caipifruta	1	decent	
1574	triple-distilled perfectly mixed teqiwila	8	EPIC	
1575	lousy Divine	4	decent	
1576	bad squat Gordon Bennett	3	decent	
1577	mediocre distilled tangarita	5	decent	
1578	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic huge mandarina colada	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1579	tolerable strong gimlet	5	good	
1580	bad maroon brick road	3	decent	
1581	smooth enchanted vodka stratocaster	4	awesome	Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 35
1582	enchanted hand-crafted green Neuromancer	4	EPIC	Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 30
1583	drinkable blinking prussian cathouse	4	good	
1584	tolerable Mae West	4	good	
1585	tolerable Mon Tiki	4	good	
1586	drinkable gray teqiwila slammer	3	good	
1587	miniature stale Knob lo mein	2	decent	
1588	flavorless jumbo squat asparagus lo mein	5	decent	
1589	bland red Knoll lo mein	4	decent	
1590	yummy lo mein	4	awesome	
1591	stale small olive lo mein	2	decent	
1592	stale hot hi mein	4	decent	
1593	toothsome jumbo red hi mein	5	awesome	
1594	normal low-calorie hi mein	1	good	
1595	normal purple mirror hi mein	3	good	
1596	diet yummy cyan sleazy hi mein	1	awesome	
1597	rock-hard Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	beefy Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	bouncing teal jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	hand-crafted tangarita with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1601	mediocre practically non-alcoholic mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	decent	
1602	drinkable mirror prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	good	
1603	lousy irresponsibly strong Mae West with a fly in it	9	decent	
1604	powdered cyan astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	dehydrated tumbling ultimate wad	1		
1607	moist Vulcanized libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 15
1608	super-ionized maroon jittery eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 47
1609	deionized red skewed perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 42
1610	Vulcanized eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 57
1611	electrified potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 68
1612	quantum corrupted concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 16
1613	pulsating occult coffin lid	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1614	lard-coated satin shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1615	Cerebral Cloche of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	rosy-cheeked Cerebral Culottes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	green brawny cool beefcake's Cerebral Crossbow	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	flattened non-denatured skewed astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	altered blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	triple-cold-filtered shaking shaking green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	nitrogenated orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	super-corrupted pressed purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	double-dry maroon pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	tumbling raspberry beret of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	Herculean pixel shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	drinkable bouncing around the world	3	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	blinking mirror Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	nitrogenated yellow lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 11
1638	frozen electrified pulsating olive lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 26
1639	polymerized Vulcanized lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 31
1640	vacuum-sealed liquefied huge lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 38
1641	concentrated alkaline cyan tumbling lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 26
1642	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Grimacite Bock	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	stale bouncing wedge of gray cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	upside-down hot and sauce	0		
1645	bouncing lime green and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	bland bite-sized foie gras	1	decent	
1652	quadruple-vacuum-sealed fuchsia candy brain	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	wobbly wobbly ribald supercharged ruddy jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	Sherlock's boxer's wad of Crovacite	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
1655	sharpshooter's Rosewater's collar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	pulsating tumbling onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	wobbly yellow Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	spinning tumbling Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	squat Radio KoL Keychain of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1662	sharpshooter's Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1663	curative Radio KoL Flashlight	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1664	flame-wreathed Radio KoL Maracas	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1665	Radio KoL Bottle Opener of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1666	Radio KoL Patch of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1667	cool Cat-Herding Prod	0		Moxie: +5
1668	smartaleck's star boomerang	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1669	wobbly star stiletto of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	greedy Sinatra's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +20
1674	boxer's superhero mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	twirling ore	0		
1676	pulsating styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	pulsating wobbly sword of courage of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
1680	reassuring staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
1681	aromatic double-paned bubblewrap sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
1682	stanky supercharged bubblewrap staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1683	up-at-dawn supercool bubblewrap crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
1684	reassuring strapping styrofoam sword	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
1685	experienced styrofoam staff of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +20
1686	pulsating therapeutic razor-sharp styrofoam crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	Sherlock's nasty crossbow	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
1689	pulsating aromatic ribbon	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	lightning-fast executive discarded bottlecap	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	upside-down stiffened weightlifter's discarded torn-up glove	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	tarnished salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 14
1693	extra-Vulcanized narrow blinking eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 15
1694	super-pickled galvanized bouncing Frogade	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 37
1695	warmed papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 58
1696	stale snack-sized blue royal jelly taco	2	decent	
1697	moldy tofu taco	4	crappy	
1698	rotten jumping bean taco	4	crappy	
1699	huge moldy catgut taco	8	crappy	
1700	adequate squat goat cheese taco	3	good	
1701	adequate pr0n taco	3	good	
1702	flattened pickled alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 31
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	flame-wreathed padded sword of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1707	skewed manspreader's occult flypaper staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +5
1708	wobbly coward's Fonzie's grease gun of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25
1709	blue smartaleck's sword of static of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1710	weightlifter's wiffle-flail of vim and vigor of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15
1711	tumbling ghostly flame-wreathed boxer's cool bubble bauble bow	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1712	upside-down reassuring smelly boxer's Frost™ brand sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
1713	red aromatic baleful squeaky staff	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
1714	stiffened can cannon of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1715	tumbling pulsating starchy sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1716	healthy starchy staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1717	auspicious starchy crossbow	0		Item Drop: +10
1718	gray smartaleck's pestoblade of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1719	coward's poutine pole of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -35
1720	savvy curdflinger of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20
1721	perfumed strapping muculent machete	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
1722	extremely unsafe glistening staff of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1723	baleful Herculean repeating crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +25
1725	maroon bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	dense meat sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1729	dense meat staff of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1730	ribald dense meat crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1731	jittery gray scorching resourceful shellacked Spirit Precipice	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25
1732	purple asbestos-lined hale slick smoldering staff	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
1733	sharpshooter's beefy hot cross bow of the empath	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
1734	curative personal trainer's sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text
1735	censurious smartaleck's meatspout staff of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1736	savvy carob cannon of temperance of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
1737	asbestos-lined flame-retardant Da Vinci's shuddersword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: 6
1738	lightning-fast lion tamer's hairy staff of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
1739	projectile icemaker of the ox of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1740	greedy healthy dangerous buffalo blade	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
1741	veiny cheesestick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10
1742	squat olive Newton's supercool potato pistol	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1743	squat slick savory sword	0		Moxie: +10
1744	mirror blue up-at-dawn savory staff	0		Adventures: +5
1745	savory crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1746	sharpshooter's brawny beefy Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1747	MacGyver's soylent staff of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1748	goulauncher of chilblains of doom	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1749	maroon defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	tumbling Tesla Gnollish pie server	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1751	family-friendly Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1752	upside-down perfumed Knob Goblin spatula	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1753	friendly jack flapper	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1754	filthy pestle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1755	upside-down shaking nasty Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Stench Damage: +5
1756	rosy-cheeked huge spoon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1757	ghostly wool pizza cutter	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1758	rock-hard star spatula	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1759	weightlifter's beefy foon of fulmination	0		Muscle: 25
1760	horrifying Lo Pan's foon of frigidity	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25
1761	gravedigger's fortified foon of foulness	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10
1762	red mirror rock-hard sage foon of fearfulness	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
1763	MacGyver's energetic foon of fleshiness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	spinning pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	half-sized moldy fricasseed brains	2	crappy	
1770	rotten huge mirror brains casserole	7	crappy	
1771	green butcherknife of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1772	skewed gravedigger's corn holder	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1773	Tesla eggbeater	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1774	perfectly mixed squat bottle of popskull	4	EPIC	
1775	Jeselnik's dishrag	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1776	diet normal lime green stale baguette	1	good	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	spoiled low-calorie bouncing dinner	1	crappy	
1779	katana	0		Item Drop: +5, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1781	hale enchantlers	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	censurious ram-battering staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1783	normal snack-sized crazy Turkish delight	2	good	
1784	pulsating cyan wholesome dangerous Snow Queen Crown	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	supercharged forbidden experienced ga-ga radio	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	pickled bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 36
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed watered-down Ram's Face Lager	2	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	bouncing inspector's energetic Travoltan trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: 20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	skewed manspreader's razor-sharp pool cue	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10
1794	ionized non-chilled maroon handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 26
1795	wizardly Counterclockwise Watch	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	bouncing misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pulsating pile of animal bones	0		
1799	spinning animal skull	0		
1800	huge animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	huge first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	red third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	purple fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	shaking tumbling fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	blue sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	huge seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	blurry second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	ghostly third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	huge fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	pulsating seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	blurry fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	mirror sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	bouncing sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	squat lime green second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	blurry fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	ghostly eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	lime green ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	huge left tenth rib	0		
1849	squat bouncing left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	blurry right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	purple right third rib	0		
1854	fuchsia right fourth rib	0		
1855	cyan right fifth rib	0		
1856	shaking bouncing right sixth rib	0		
1857	teal right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	lime green right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	bouncing animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	blurry right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	red right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	lime green right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	shaking right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	huge right tibia	0		
1878	tumbling left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	squat right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	wobbly left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	huge left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	upside-down right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	spinning bouncing left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	twirling left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	blurry maroon right first rear claw	0		
1897	huge right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	gray blurry right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	rosewater-soaked 1-ball	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1901	blinking rosy-cheeked padded 2-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1902	zippy healthy 3-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20
1903	fireproof 4-ball of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
1904	bouncing lard-coated curative 5-ball	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1905	baleful arcane researcher's 6-ball	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25
1906	blinking sinister 7-ball	0		Spell Damage: +10
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	crafty Samson's clockwork sword of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1911	red flame-retardant dance instructor's thinker's clockwork staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1912	huge vibrating personal trainer's supercool clockwork crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	olive wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	shaking Annie Oakley's wakizashi	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	twirling tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	wobbly tattered snake standard	0		
1926	blue twirling KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	blurry scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	nasty greaves	0		Stench Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	double-paned clever helmet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	vibrating spear of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
1932	zippy shield	0		Initiative: +20, Breakable
1933	pitchfork of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1934	squat sizzling broken sword	0		Hot Damage: +10
1935	snarling wolf shield of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Synergetic
1936	shaking Rosewater's lupine sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Synergetic
1937	lightning-fast snake shield	0		Initiative: +40, Synergetic
1938	smooth serpentine sword	0		Moxie: +15, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	zippy greedy quilted 9-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20
1941	Socratic seal pendant of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	mirror blue turtle brooch of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	ghostly wholesome Rosewater's noodle ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	chilly saucepan earring of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	squat friendly disco ball pendant of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	coward's personal trainer's accordion pin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	gray worn tophat of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	greedy Da Vinci's tap shoes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1949	normal enchanted massive Manetwich	7	good	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 20
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	artisanal bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	EPIC	
1952	small normal desiccated apricot	2	good	
1953	perfectly mixed strong purple flute of flat champagne	5	EPIC	
1954	rotten dehydrated caviar	3	crappy	
1955	squat upside-down styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	aged snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	awesome	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	shaking red scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	spinning can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	pressed quadruple-ionized Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 53
1963	bouncing dance card	0		
1964	greasy opera mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	zippy Newton's Amulet of Yendor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jittery jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	wobbly nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	mansplainer's shrimp fork of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	jittery gravy fairy	0		
1979	twirling gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	ghostly astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	twirling hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	twirling undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	ghostly angry cow	0		
1989	yellow Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	spinning rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	gray narrow rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	skewed heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	yellow pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	olive Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	fuchsia squat Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	pulsating mirror The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	shaking Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	shaking Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	wobbly Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	yellow pulsating Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	huge tumbling Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	blue Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	blurry spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	bouncing cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	normal huge cherry pie	8	good	
2021	snack-sized stale strawberry pie	2	decent	
2022	adequate lemon meringue pie	3	good	
2023	wobbly yellow Genalen™ Bottle	1	EPIC	
2024	stale skewed narrow mixed wildflower greens	4	decent	
2025	decent handful of walnuts	3	good	
2026	flavorless snack-sized nutty organic salad	2	decent	
2027	moldy snack-sized super salad	2	crappy	
2028	special rotten tofu wonton	3	crappy	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 40
2029	huge hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	dangerous sage Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2031	didgeridooka of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2032	Lo Pan's padded bullet-proof corduroys	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	mirror dance instructor's round sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
2034	quilted wicker shield	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2035	pulsating tumbling Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	flattened radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 26
2037	denatured mirror wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 39
2038	tarnished narrow red ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	bouncing exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	spinning your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	tasty brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	awesome	
2046	yummy huge frat brats	10	awesome	
2047	delicious super-sized knob ka-bobs	5	awesome	
2049	weak artisanal can of Swiller	2	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	green reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	energized adder bladder	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 13
2057	skewed pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	nitrogenated blinking Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 28
2060	executive Rosewater's sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
2061	shellacked helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	hardy smartaleck's shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50
2063	stale half-sized huge blackberry	2	decent	
2064	bouncing teal forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	double-paned knitted kick-ass kicks	0		Cold Resistance: 8, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	curative beer helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	twirling executive Van der Graaf distressed denim pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	mirror blue boxer's perforated battle paddle	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2072	crafty flashing novelty button of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2073	dog trainer's glowstick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	blinking jittery perfumed anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2075	purple spandex anniversary shorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	ghostly shellacked jar of anniversary jam	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2077	olive bucket of anniversary lard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2078	mansplainer's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	wizardly strapping makeshift turban	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	experienced makeshift cape	0		Experience: +2
2081	squat blurry dance instructor's makeshift skirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	twisted squat bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	modified bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 30
2087	powdered tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 10
2088	vacuum-sealed Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 29
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	blurry scorching Temple Grandin's ruddy brawny pilgrim shield of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	smartaleck's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2094	special bland ballroom blintz	4	decent	Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 5
2095	towel	0		
2096	denatured ghostly guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	narrow smooth 17-ball	0		Moxie: +15
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	mirror shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	ghostly empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	blurry jittery coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	skewed non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	wobbly stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	skewed tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	Fonzie's wheel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	bouncing yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	fireproof prehistoric spear	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	mirror stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	huge nasty dog trainer's fire	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Lo Pan's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2121	twirling friendly ASCII shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2122	dance instructor's safety vest of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2123	purple steel-toed eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2125	beefcake's Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Muscle: +25
2126	Annie Oakley's bronze breastplate of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2127	huge forbidden dance instructor's hat hacker T-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50
2128	upside-down vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	maroon flame-wreathed killer rag doll	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	jittery squat tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	smooth incredibly marionette	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	resourceful mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	perfumed wholesome vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	twirling sinister toy crazy train	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	upside-down yellow length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	tumbling evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	twirling toothsome rock	0		
2149	decent frank	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	moldy miniature plate of franks and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	practically non-alcoholic lousy wobbly shot of blackberry schnapps	1	decent	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	mirror ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	huge logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	fuchsia high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	tumbling bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	bouncing computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	purple recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	spinning ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	fireproof beefcake's toy ray gun	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	spinning teal chaotic toy space helmet of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	manspreader's astronaut pants of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	spinning mansplainer's toy jet pack	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	olive triangular stone	0		
2174	purple mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	blurry cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	shaking razor-sharp obsidian dagger	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	purple Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	shaking Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	shaking Harold's hammer	0		
2185	censurious Kiss the Knob apron	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	skewed pulsating flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	hand-crafted shaking flask of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yellow yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	snack-sized special rotten candy stake	2	crappy	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	smooth eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	flavorless jumbo unspeakable fruitcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	normal gingerbread horror	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	cold-filtered quantum but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	stale bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	jumbo enchanted stale narrow shaking skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	small rotten tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	mirror Jack Frost's plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	blue friendly plastic yuletide troll	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	plastic skeletal reindeer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	curative plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	inspector's plastic Scream Queen	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Crimbo tiki necklace of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	jittery toasty Lo Pan's bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	hardened Crimbo ukulele	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	hale Socratic Tiki lighter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	deck of tropical cards of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	ghostly Sherlock's Jim Carey's tropical paperweight	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	Tropical Crimbo Hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	rock-hard Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	flavorless super ka-bob	3	decent	
2218	stale blinking mirror beer basted brat	3	decent	
2219	Tropical Crimbo Sword of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	nitrogenated enhanced and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	upside-down Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	twirling aromatic Herculean liar's pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	Jim Carey's juggler's balls of terror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	pink shirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	ruddy evil eyeball pendant of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	triple-polarized olive arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	flattened pulsating cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	adjusted wobbly toad horn	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	mirror dangerous bow tie	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	squat educational calavera concertina	0		Experience: +1, Song Duration: 7
2235	upside-down fireproof Jack Frost's ratarang	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
2236	frozen improved turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 22
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	pygmy nose-bone of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2239	stiffened bad voodoo mask of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	cyan bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	ghostly healthy pygmy spear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2242	boiled polarized nitrogenated pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 52
2243	nasty Jack Frost's headhunter necktie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2244	knitted pointed stick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
2245	extremely unsafe knobby helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	stiffened knobby kneepads	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2247	Jeselnik's sewer turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2248	spinning Newton's sebaceous shield of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2249	perfumed skeletortoise	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	box turtle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2252	padded box turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2253	green twirling stiffened padded bottlecap turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 1
2254	thinker's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of terror of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	wobbly medical-grade furry turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	skewed horrifying furry earmuffs	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2257	executive studded reinforced furry underpants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +40
2258	blurry "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	blurry hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	squat bird rib	0		
2263	blue spinning lion oil	0		
2264	flavorless stunt nuts	3	decent	
2265	toothsome wet stew	4	awesome	
2266	ghostly wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	tumbling Mega Gem	0		
2268	scandalous Staff of Fats	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2269	toothsome fuchsia sausage wonton	3	awesome	
2270	chilly Tesla belt	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2271	perfectly mixed bottle of Merlot	3	EPIC	
2272	delicious practically non-alcoholic blue bottle of Port	1	awesome	
2273	aged blinking bottle of Pinot Noir	3	awesome	
2274	tolerable bottle of Zinfandel	4	good	
2275	smooth fancy watered-down bottle of Marsala	2	awesome	Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 35
2276	mediocre bottle of Muscat	3	decent	
2277	blinking Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	huge Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	blurry book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	ghostly Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	mirror smartaleck's seal-skull helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	jittery petrified noodles	0		
2285	pulsating chisel	0		
2286	purple Eye of Ed	0		
2287	Jack Frost's glowstick of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	jittery encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	upside-down really house	0		
2291	olive Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	wobbly Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	red knob butter	0		
2297	olive vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	colloidal candy heart	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	altered skewed pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	aerosolized candy heart	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	triple-deionized super-warmed candy heart	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	Vulcanized frozen candy heart	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	pickled wobbly teal candy heart	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	shaking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	squat cyan pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	squat candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	blinking worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	blinking headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	mirror narrow Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	anodized tarnished skewed huge can of paint	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 11
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	yellow chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	narrow bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	bland big lime green Better Than Cuddling Cake	5	decent	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	pipe of vim and vigor of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100
2337	foul-smelling reinforced beaded headband	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	yummy immense bouncing pudding	7	awesome	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Blackfly Chardonnay	1	EPIC	
2340	hand-crafted enchanted ghostly & tan	4	EPIC	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 20
2341	pepper	0		
2342	diet bland twirling forest cake	1	decent	
2343	gigantic normal blinking forest ham	7	good	
2344	liquefied flattened altered filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 52
2345	polymerized filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 37
2346	nitrogenated frozen maroon filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 19
2347	blinking heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	huge blue squat beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	pulsating flame-retardant chilly fire poi	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
2353	fireproof bejeweled pledge pin	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	modified henna face paint	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 55
2356	quantum denatured upside-down tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 54
2357	spinning stiffened Samson's Gaia beads	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	gray clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	groovy hippy medical kit of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2362	reassuring grievous Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
2363	ribald Lo Pan's longhaired hippy wig	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	jittery shaking sizzling Zim Merman's guitar	0		Hot Damage: +10
2365	hardened C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2366	avaricious peel hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	wobbly studded flowing hippy skirt of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	adequate banana	3	good	
2374	gray banana peel	0		
2375	decent super-sized banana cream pie	5	good	
2376	boozy drinkable banana daiquiri	5	good	
2377	mediocre bungle in the jungle	4	decent	
2378	wobbly mirror banana spritzer	0		
2379	frozen extra-vacuum-sealed banana smoothie	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 14
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	twirling lime green woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	blinking class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	curative Sinatra's keg shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2387	finger of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2388	squat nasty veiny war tongs	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	skewed frosty asbestos apron	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2391	reassuring beaten-up Chucks	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2392	natty ascot of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2393	huge squat Samson's wreath of laurels of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	Jim Carey's Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	fireproof tube sock	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2396	upside-down chloroform rag	0		
2397	teal depantsing bomb	0		
2398	greasy energy drink IV	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2399	narrow knitted MacGyver's Elmley shades	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	wool stanky beer bong	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	purple shaking barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	tumbling worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	spinning ghostly billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	bouncing broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	blue lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	studded bounty-hunting helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	frosty bounty-hunting rifle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2418	spinning purple quilted bounty-hunting pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	warmed alkaline huge bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 64
2420	aerosolized galvanized teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 50
2421	warmed electrified olive skewed bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 42
2422	flattened concentrated irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 22
2423	liquefied spinning Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 14
2424	dry vacuum-sealed gray cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 24
2425	extra-flattened warmed pulsating can of spinach	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 38
2426	flattened fuchsia fire flower	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 31
2427	extra-enhanced pickled freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 40
2428	concentrated frozen fake blood	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 21
2429	ionized pulsating Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 26
2430	ionized bag of lard	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 37
2431	unsweetened blue bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 68
2432	polarized flattened spinning SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 53
2433	deionized deionized bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 37
2434	warmed eyedrops	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 12
2435	improved pressed Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 57
2436	quadruple-improved donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
2437	tumbling New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	blue unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	yellow Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	blinking sizzling healthy pink glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	distilled hand-crafted Supernova Champagne	5	EPIC	
2445	pulsating Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	pulsating hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	spinning thinker's goatskin umbrella	0		Mysticality: +10
2452	careful experienced wool hat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	Jim Carey's manspreader's belt	0		Monster Level: 35, Single Equip
2455	friendly bar whip	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2456	jittery sharpshooter's barskin buckler	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2457	spinning huge grievous whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2458	double-paned barskin loincloth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	ghostly mirror Rosewater's tighty whiteys	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	auspicious yak toupee	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	blue odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	bland enchanted blurry bowl of Bounty-Os	3	decent	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 10
2465	smooth Oreille Divisée brandy	4	awesome	
2466	upside-down pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	green suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	tumbling stardust	0		
2472	huge wilted lettuce	0		
2473	tumbling empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	purple perfumed clown wig of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	clownskin belt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Clowniness: 50
2477	clownskin buckler of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Clowniness: 50
2478	family-friendly clown whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50
2479	blinking demon skin	0		
2480	upside-down auspicious demon-horned hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	greedy demon buckler	0		Meat Drop: +20
2482	flame-retardant Newton's demon whip of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
2483	flame-retardant barskin cloak	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2484	cyan ribald Fonzie's snakeskin duster	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10
2485	lard-coated savvy clownskin harness	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2486	wool steel-toed demonskin jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1
2487	ghostly squat gravedigger's hipposkin poncho	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2488	savvy yak anorak	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2489	Samson's tuxedo shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2490	cyan mirror padded gnauga hide vest of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	cyan Tesla arcane researcher's Necrotelicomnicon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2495	blue hardy banded Cookbook of the Damned	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50
2496	mirror zippy vibrating Sinful Desires	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	skewed molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	red wobbly molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	purple extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	pulsating precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	squat cyan beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	foul-smelling beach glass necklace	0		Stench Damage: +10
2509	skewed rosy-cheeked peace-sign necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2510	flame-retardant sizzling round sunglasses	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2511	spinning Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	mirror Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	twirling hale groovy spark plug earring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20
2514	banded boxer's woven baling wire bracelets	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
2515	blinking pulsating jittery ruddy Da Vinci's gearbox necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2516	skewed tumbling crafty wrench bracelet of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +20
2517	ghostly savvy chain necklace of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50
2518	ghostly fortified sawblade shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2519	smooth fortified spinning McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5	awesome	
2520	mediocre blinking melted Jell-o shot	4	decent	
2521	mediocre weak cruelty-free wine	2	decent	
2522	tolerable high-proof thistle wine	6	good	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	flavorless spinning fish	3	decent	
2526	moldy fish casserole	4	crappy	
2527	snack-sized toothsome skewed fish lasagna	2	awesome	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	normal tumbling gnatloaf	3	good	
2530	big flavorless spinning gnatloaf casserole	5	decent	
2531	normal gnat lasagna	4	good	
2532	pork	0		
2533	half-sized decent pork chop sandwiches	2	good	
2534	spoiled pork casserole	4	crappy	
2535	stale pork lasagna	4	decent	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	blinking huge spice	0		
2538	yellow organs	0		
2539	dog trainer's Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	purple Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	pickled lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	magnetized dry tumbling tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	triple-vacuum-sealed twirling begpwnia	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	chilled deionized upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	deionized activated half-orchid	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	Sinatra's Fonzie's tin star	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	bouncing stanky outrageous sombrero of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	wobbly crafty "Humorous" T-shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	bouncing reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	maroon distilled seal blood	0		
2555	blinking high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	asbestos-lined Socratic Shagadelic Disco Banjo of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	narrow dangerous Sinatra's Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	resourceful Da Vinci's Chelonian Morningstar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	blinking scandalous studded Hammer of Smiting	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	brainy 17-alarm Saucepan of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	Jack Frost's supercool Rosewater's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	bouncing can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	yellow Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	boiled ant agonist	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 58
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	upside-down ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	fuchsia bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	fuchsia sinister thinker's cactus quill	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10
2578	personal trainer's cool Staff of the Short Order Cook of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2579	massive moldy cactus fruit	8	crappy	
2580	huge shaking mirror hardened scorpion whip of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	tasty centipede eggs	3	awesome	
2584	MacGyver's wonderwall shield	0		Maximum MP: +100
2585	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2586	sharpshooter's General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2587	supercharged Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2588	steel-toed Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2589	rotten immense hot date	10	crappy	
2590	lousy high-proof distilled fortified wine	6	decent	
2591	fancy yummy tasty tart	4	awesome	Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 25
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	decent Knob pasty	4	good	
2594	bad thermos full of Knob coffee	3	decent	
2595	diffused Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 12
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	lime green blinking leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	shaking Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	mirror carbonated water lily	0		
2601	squat arcane researcher's Fonzie's wizardly Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2602	mirror executive Jim Carey's mansplainer's Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Monster Level: 40, Meat Drop: +40
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	smelly Tuesday's ruby	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Variable
2605	shaking palm frond	0		
2606	ghostly palm-frond fan	0		
2607	bouncing dance instructor's palm-frond whip	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	lime green flame-retardant palm-frond capris of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	cyan ghostly extra-large palm-frond toupee of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	lime green rock-hard palm-frond cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2612	blurry vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	mirror rocky raccoon	0		
2614	jittery mojo filter	0		
2615	decent miniature savoy truffle	2	good	
2616	twirling Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	blurry boom	0		
2618	greasy Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2619	tumbling jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	stale unidentified jerky	3	decent	
2621	padded nasty rat mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	Jack Frost's supercharged ratskin belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2623	Sherlock's nasty rattail whip	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
2624	frightening bat hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	mirror Annie Oakley's bat whip of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2626	blurry thinker's bat-ass jacket of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2627	blue vibrating catskin cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	supercharged boxer's catskin buckler	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2629	tail o' nine cats of Gandalf of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	galvanized deionized upside-down squat gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 37
2632	corrupted wet mother's helper	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 69
2633	blurry Tesla sage pat-a-cake pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2634	gray mummy wrapping	0		
2635	fuchsia really thick bandage	0		
2636	up-at-dawn mummy mask	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	coward's brawny gauze shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	purple spinning gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	fuchsia cherry soda	0		
2640	twirling lion tamer's greaves of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	knitted smooth cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	Maxwell's Silver Hammer of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100
2643	happiness of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2644	fuchsia feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	gravedigger's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2650	narrow bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	tumbling pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	toothsome jumbo S.T.L.T.	5	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	rotten small twirling honey-dew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	boozy hand-crafted shaking Xanadian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	cold-filtered bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	fireproof MacGyver's Drowsy Sword	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
2657	adequate teal escargotsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	high-proof tolerable wobbly bottle of realpagne	9	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	gravedigger's albatross necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	altered narrow not-a-pipe	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	mediocre blinking teal flask of Amontillado	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	ball mask	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Can-Can skirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	irradiated modified sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	irradiated double-anodized bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	deionized Vulcanized maroon pulsating bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	diffused modified blinking teal spiky collar	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	compressed bouncing pulsating can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	powdered patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	compressed huge Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	artisanal spinning shot of nepenthe schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	tumbling Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	quantum ghostly bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	dehydrated handful of moss	1		
2676	vaporized ghostly bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	pickled protein powder	1		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 20
2678	cyan spectre scepter	0		
2679	energized mirror squat sparkler	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 38
2680	oxidized pulsating snake	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 57, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	tarnished corrupted tumbling M-242	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 57
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	inspector's gravedigger's armgun	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
2685	cyan blurry seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	tumbling personal trainer's dreadlock whip of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3
2689	wobbly avaricious beer-a-pult of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
2690	perfumed strapping cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
2691	stale huge handful of nuts and berries	7	decent	
2692	tumbling therapeutic brawny driftwood sculpture	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2693	tumbling massive sitar of the blizzard of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2694	skewed aromatic Jeselnik's stone baseball cap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	mediocre weak cup of beer	2	decent	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	wobbly duct tape wallet	0		
2699	ghostly Annie Oakley's duct tape shirt of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
2700	zippy Van der Graaf duct tape fedora	0		Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	mansplainer's duct tape sword of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2702	grievous experienced duct tape dockers	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	nasty duct tape buckler	0		Stench Damage: +5
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	knitted dance instructor's blackberry slippers of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2706	blue greedy censurious blackberry moccasins of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2707	pulsating crafty weightlifter's blackberry combat boots of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2708	deionized dry blinking funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 69
2709	mirror narrow exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	upside-down cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	nitrogenated facepaint	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 56
2712	dry enhanced sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 28
2713	triple-vacuum-sealed wet polymerized skewed Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	pulsating sausage bomb	0		
2716	twirling rosy-cheeked battered hubcap of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100
2717	frightening Tesla smooth hood ornament	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	shaking hand-carved bokken of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60
2720	flame-retardant vibrating personal trainer's hand-carved bow	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
2721	twirling double-paned Van der Graaf Socratic hand-carved staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2722	frightening fortified stylish weightlifter's Staff of the Greasefire	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5
2723	ghostly nasty veiny personal trainer's Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5
2724	adequate bowl of rye sprouts	4	good	
2725	flavorless blinking cob of corn	3	decent	
2726	stale narrow juniper berries	4	decent	
2727	decent small plum	2	good	
2728	fancy tiny moldy bouncing spinning huge pear	1	crappy	Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 50
2729	stale small blue peach	2	decent	
2730	weak hand-crafted plum wine	2	EPIC	
2731	practically non-alcoholic delicious fancy mirror shot of pear schnapps	1	awesome	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 50
2732	smooth weak shot of peach schnapps	2	awesome	
2733	half-sized decent bunch of square grapes	2	good	
2734	normal immense mirror brown sugar cane	8	good	
2735	spoiled sandwich of the gods	3	crappy	
2736	lousy Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	decent	
2737	powdered blinking leopard-print barbell	1	crappy	
2738	olive pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	enhanced dry upside-down squat panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 47
2740	wool Jeselnik's smooth Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
2741	hand-crafted boilermaker	3	EPIC	
2742	flavorless big steel lasagna	5	quest	
2743	triple-distilled artisanal steel margarita	7	quest	
2744	dehydrated bouncing steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	colloidal gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 64
2746	improved extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 58
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	blue skewed up-at-dawn furniture dolly	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2749	olive lion tamer's Tesla veiny Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2750	frosty Uranium Omega of Temperance of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2751	gravedigger's nasty Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2752	nippy Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2753	flame-wreathed Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2754	olive jittery blinking brainy Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2755	twirling coward's Iron Beta of Industry of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2756	shaking blue savvy weightlifter's Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2757	squat personal trainer's Red Balloon of Valor of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2758	tumbling flame-wreathed steel-toed Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2759	greedy scandalous Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2760	ghostly banded Green Clover of Justice of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2761	censurious Yellow Moon of Compassion of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2762	horrifying Orange Star of Sacrifice of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2763	green lion tamer's Samson's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2764	Fonzie's Newton's slick Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	huge moldy Crimbo pie	8	crappy	
2768	stale tumbling pear tart	3	decent	
2769	miniature adequate peach pie	2	good	
2770	non-improved mirror chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 60
2771	quadruple-modified huge huge handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 38
2772	blinking steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	twirling unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	gray tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	arcane researcher's filigreed hamethyst earring of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2778	scorching educational filigreed hamethyst necklace of the brazier	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2779	squat huge scorching Temple Grandin's chaotic filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2780	energetic hardy razor-sharp baconstone earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2781	lion tamer's baconstone necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2782	blinking wobbly blue censurious vibrating baconstone ring of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2783	flame-wreathed wicked pulled porquoise earring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2784	greedy auspicious pulled porquoise pendant	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2785	inspector's smartaleck's pulled porquoise ring of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2786	gray frightening stanky Earring of Fire	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2787	red Usain Bolt's scandalous Pendant of Fire	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2788	fuchsia ruddy Ring of Fire of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2789	mirror miser's Ice-Cold Beerring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2790	occult supercool Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2791	blue medical-grade Ice-Cold Beer Ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2792	quilted Unspeakable Earring of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2793	lard-coated smooth Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2794	shaking Jim Carey's medical-grade The Ring	0		Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2795	crafty strapping Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2796	nippy beefcake's Putrid Pendant	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2797	twirling Jeselnik's dangerous Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2798	asbestos-lined Mudflap-Girl Earring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2799	squat Samson's Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
2800	mansplainer's boxer's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	galvanized vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 36
2805	alkaline enhanced diffused gray ghostly vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 11
2806	double-ionized improved vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 53
2807	double-diffused flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 37
2808	anodized colloidal flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 49
2809	polymerized flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 52
2810	magnetized jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 51
2811	galvanized jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 24
2812	pickled jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 22
2813	Beret of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	skewed mirror family-friendly shellacked Bludgeon of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Brimstone
2815	brawny Bunker of the cougar of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Brimstone
2816	executive asbestos-lined smooth Boxers	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	spinning twirling family-friendly scandalous educational Brooch	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	zippy electrified padded Bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	chilly experienced Grimacite gasmask	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	scandalous Grimacite gat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	brawny Grimacite gaiters of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	Grimacite gauntlets of wisdom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	avaricious arcane researcher's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	crafty weightlifter's Grimacite girdle	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	mirror stylish Grimacite gown	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	Staff of the Kitchen Floor of wisdom of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	jittery loaded dice	0		
2829	upside-down pulsating really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	moldy digital key lime pie	3	crappy	
2833	adequate gigantic star key lime pie	9	good	
2834	energetic medical-grade bottle-rocket crossbow of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	indie comic hipster glasses of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	reassuring hardy glowstick	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Periodical Paintbrush of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only
2840	high-proof smooth bottle of cooking sherry	10	awesome	
2841	fancy bland huge packet of ketchup	6	decent	Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 20
2842	tolerable accidental cider	3	good	
2843	bite-sized stale dire fudgesicle	1	decent	
2844	Van der Graaf dangerous navel ring of navel gazing of temperance of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	upside-down plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	clever Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Maximum MP: +20
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	drinkable irresponsibly strong moonberry wine cooler	10	good	
2851	huge moldy gray fine aged cheddarwurst	9	crappy	
2852	yellow mirror branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	frosty rosy-cheeked huge mosquito proboscis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2856	deionized swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 35
2857	oxidized tumbling seegar butt	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 42
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	upside-down chaotic witch wart of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
2860	flavorless snack-sized wobbly swamp muck	2	decent	
2861	censurious coward's cool leechknife	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2862	teal decomposed boot	0		
2863	quantum purple dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 64
2864	purple stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	personal trainer's beaver spear of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2866	dangerous Samson's shamanic beads	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10
2867	tumbling chaotic dilapidated wizard hat of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	enhanced ghostly mirror pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 31
2869	frozen aerosolized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 44
2870	tarnished blurry pirate tract	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 41
2871	blurry burnt flower	0		
2872	ghostly chilly resourceful plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5
2873	mirror mansplainer's ruddy plastic Ed the Undying	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15
2874	miser's veiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10
2875	red Jeselnik's plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2876	twirling prompt plastic protector spectre	0		Adventures: +3
2877	groovy plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2878	asbestos-lined plastic Boss Bat	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2879	plastic Knob Goblin King of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2880	huge Lo Pan's plastic Bonerdagon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2881	twirling plastic The Man of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2882	dog trainer's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2883	Sherlock's plastic Felonia	0		Item Drop: +25
2884	gray mansplainer's plastic Beelzebozo	0		Monster Level: +15
2885	coward's plastic conservationist hippy	0		Monster Level: -20
2886	gravedigger's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2887	green plastic angry bugbear of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2888	Samson's plastic anime smiley	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2889	Oprah's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2890	toasty plastic astronomer	0		Hot Damage: +5
2891	olive fireproof plastic beanbat	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2892	ghostly inspector's plastic blooper	0		Item Drop: +15
2893	blurry plastic brainsweeper of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2894	Usain Bolt's plastic briefcase bat	0		Initiative: +80
2895	maroon Jeselnik's plastic demoninja	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2896	aromatic plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2897	Lo Pan's plastic drunk goat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2898	shaking foul-smelling plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Stench Damage: +10
2899	veiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Maximum HP: +10
2900	cyan plastic handsome mariachi of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2901	tumbling savvy plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2902	savvy plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2903	crafty plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Maximum MP: +10
2904	thinker's plastic Knott Yeti	0		Mysticality: +10
2905	hardy plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Maximum HP: +50
2906	plastic lobsterfrogman of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2907	dance instructor's plastic ninja snowman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2908	spinning strapping plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Muscle: +5
2909	Tesla plastic G Imp	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2910	chilly plastic goth	0		Cold Damage: +5
2911	curative plastic cubist bull	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2912	huge huge dance instructor's plastic scary clown	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2913	weightlifter's plastic smarmy pirate	0		Muscle: +15
2914	Herculean plastic spiny skelelton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2915	Sherlock's plastic Spam Witch	0		Item Drop: +25
2916	plastic vampire of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2917	plastic taco cat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2919	plastic warwelf of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2920	wobbly inspector's plastic whitesnake	0		Item Drop: +15
2921	stanky plastic XXX pr0n	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2922	spinning huge plastic zmobie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2923	pulsating Fonzie's plastic Protagonist	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2924	plastic Spunky Princess of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2925	wool plastic topiary golem	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2926	nasty plastic senile lihc	0		Stench Damage: +5
2927	maroon smooth plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Moxie: +15
2928	plastic Gnomester Blomester of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2930	plastic Axe Wound of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2931	blinking flame-retardant plastic Hellion	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2932	sharpshooter's plastic Black Knight	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2933	blurry extremely unsafe plastic pair of tweezers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2934	upside-down plastic fruit golem	0		Item Drop: +5
2935	wicked plastic fluffy bunny	0		Spell Damage: +5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	ghostly unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	massive spoiled Surprise Egg	6	crappy	
2941	colloidal pressed squat Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 64
2942	concentrated frozen lime green chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 54
2943	quadruple-ionized non-Vulcanized Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 33
2945	shaking resourceful shellacked party hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	sizzling dance instructor's V for Vivala mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	spinning The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	lousy shot of rotgut	4	decent	
2949	aerosolized triple-concentrated jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 21
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	twirling Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	shaking mansplainer's glowstick of bravery	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	yellow charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	cool tip jar	0		Moxie: +5
2955	small flavorless mirror yam candy	2	decent	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	teal jittery rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	thick decent tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5	good	
2959	spinning squat stylish rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +25
2960	spoiled single-serving herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
2961	spoiled small red packet of tofurkey gravy	2	crappy	
2962	normal jittery tofurkey nugget	4	good	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	red ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	super-chilled unsweetened blurry Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 23
2968	tarnished Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 62
2969	stale massive creamsicle	8	decent	
2970	delicious cream stout	4	awesome	
2971	blinking horrifying stiffened curmudgel	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	grumpy man charrrm bracelet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2974	skewed tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	blue rock-hard beefy tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2976	bad fortified narrow bilge wine	5	decent	
2977	wobbly gravedigger's witty rapier	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2978	shellacked Newton's yohohoyo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7
2979	super-pickled irradiated quadruple-tarnished fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 64
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	experienced booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
2982	narrow cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	bouncing copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2986	wobbly tongue charrrm	0		
2987	hale tongue charrrm bracelet of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	jittery green clingfilm trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	aromatic clingfilm cap of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	Socratic clingfilm slippers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	flavorless vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3	decent	
2994	unsweetened true grit	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 22
2995	Lo Pan's sinister Herculean buoybottoms	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	Temple Grandin's grungy flannel shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2997	coward's grungy bandana of horror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	beefy grassy cutlass	0		Muscle: +10
2999	upside-down Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	smelly pegleg	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3002	lamé pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	scorching enormous hoop earring	0		Hot Damage: +25
3004	inspector's arcane researcher's costume sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +15
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	reassuring savvy rainbow pearl earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	ghostly inspector's hale rainbow pearl necklace	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	lion tamer's rainbow pearl ring of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	crafty Sinatra's Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10
3010	blurry greedy scandalous Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	maroon simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	jittery gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	lime green ornate chest	0		
3018	mirror gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	bouncing stone triangle	0		
3022	red medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	yellow stone pyramid	0		
3025	hand-crafted blinking corpse on the beach	4	EPIC	
3026	strong perfectly mixed corpsetini	5	EPIC	
3027	bad lime green corpsedriver	3	decent	
3028	mediocre Corpse Island iced tea	3	decent	
3029	extra-dry lousy red-headed corpse	5	decent	
3030	special artisanal shaking kamicorpse-ee	4	EPIC	Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 45
3031	hand-crafted boozy corpsel	5	EPIC	
3032	bad corpsebite	3	decent	
3033	energetic pirate fledges	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Look like a Pirate
3034	shaking piece of thirteen	0		
3035	decent pearl onion	4	good	
3036	normal massive sea biscuit	8	good	
3037	weak acceptable bottle of rum	2	good	
3038	drinkable gray squat bottle of black-label rum	3	good	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	upside-down upside-down joke scroll	0		
3042	squat Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	blurry metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	spoiled diet nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	decent nanite-infested candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	yummy pulsating nanite-infested fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	extra-dry acceptable nanite-infested eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	dance instructor's eyepatch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	nippy cutlass	0		Cold Damage: +10
3052	Van der Graaf breeches	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	narrow mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	colloidal candy heart	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	non-boiled colloidal cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	metallic foil cat ears of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	jittery nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	bouncing wobbly iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	bouncing theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	spinning synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	mirror toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	pulsating LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	skewed purple crafty cyborg doll	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	rosewater-soaked toy maglev monorail	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	skewed dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	pulsating laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	red upside-down plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	skewed hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	pulsating kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	twirling teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	marionette collective of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	avaricious borg sock monkey	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	censurious manspreader's roboduck-on-a-string	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	narrow mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	stiffened studded biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	extremely unsafe smooth C.B.F.G.	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the wise owl of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	enhanced dry dry maroon vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	nippy handmade hobby horse	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	blinking vibrating ball-in-a-cup	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	squat Jack Frost's set of jacks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	adequate laser-broiled pear	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	upside-down friendly razor-sharp polyalloy shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	purple killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	stylish vibrating cyborg knife of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	olive tumbling prompt foul-smelling immense cyborg hand	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	up-at-dawn dog trainer's thinker's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	wobbly Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	tumbling Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	tumbling Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	blue Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	tumbling Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	ghostly divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	blurry divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	bouncing spinning divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	super-chilled cyan fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 35
3125	ionized cold-filtered upside-down fuchsia piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 54
3126	huge ghostly hobo nickel	0		
3127	spinning sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	delicious twirling roasted marshmallow	4	awesome	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	normal tin cup of mulligan stew	4	good	
3132	studded flamin' bindle of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3133	shaking padded occult freezin' bindle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20
3134	mirror arcane researcher's Newton's stinkin' bindle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3135	Van der Graaf deadly bindle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3136	shaking wool sleazy bindle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
3137	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
3138	dog trainer's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3139	censurious arcane researcher's Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3140	bouncing soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	purple lightning-fast panhandle panhandling hat	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	wobbly brawny cup of infinite pencils	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1
3143	personal trainer's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	gray El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	spinning yellow El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	gray El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	blurry El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	double-electrified tarnished warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 24
3160	adjusted red humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 12
3161	aerosolized colloidal El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 69
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	blinking broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	extra-flattened red seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 47
3169	bland massive blurry turtle soup	8	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	frightening evil paper umbrella	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3173	oxidized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 24
3174	moldy diet evil boring spaghetti	1	crappy	
3175	stale evil noodles	4	decent	
3176	miniature stale spinning evil noodles	2	decent	
3177	big rotten evil painful penne pasta	5	crappy	
3178	normal pulsating 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
3179	half-sized spoiled evil ravioli della hippy	2	crappy	
3180	adequate skewed evil noodles	4	good	
3181	polarized mirror evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 42
3182	alkaline extra-magnetized wobbly evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 28
3183	enhanced polymerized shaking huge evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 12
3184	non-magnetized oxidized evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 16
3185	magnetized evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 68
3186	polarized polymerized ghostly evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 20
3187	aerosolized gray jittery evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 44
3188	artisanal watered-down wobbly an evil sump'm sump'm	2	super EPIC	
3189	drinkable evil ducha de oro	4	good	
3190	mediocre evil horizontal tango	4	decent	
3191	watered-down aged evil roll in the hay	2	awesome	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	olive ghostly slick origami pasties	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	perfumed padded origami riding crop of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	yellow blinking El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	ghostly lump of coal	0		
3200	olive lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	Temple Grandin's friendly vibrating KoL Con IV Pole	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: 10, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	yellow dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	blinking small laminated card	0		
3209	fuchsia laminated card	0		
3210	huge notbig laminated card	0		
3211	blinking blurry unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	skewed dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	lime green El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	squat perfumed nippy glowstick	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	bouncing rosewater-soaked knitted gatorskin umbrella	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	drinkable pulsating bottle of sewage schnapps	3	good	
3226	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bottle of Ooze-O	1	EPIC	
3227	toothsome skewed C.H.U.M. chum	3	awesome	
3228	rotten unfortunate dumplings	4	crappy	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	deionized aerosolized teal oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 21
3231	wholesome tattered paper crown	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	stale small vanilla-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	olive water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	shaking noodle	0		
3236	maroon wobbly Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	skewed pulsating Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	ghostly Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	purple Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	rosy-cheeked forbidden Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	wool weightlifter's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	shellacked hardened Socratic Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	gray pink plastic baby of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	clever Frosty's silk hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	curative fortified Frosty's carrot	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	mirror reassuring toasty MacGyver's Frosty's nailbat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	red sharpshooter's deadly Oscus's pelt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	scandalous friendly Wand of Oscus of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	deadly Oscus's dumpster waders of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	hardy Zombo's skullcap of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	blue curative boxer's stylish Zombo's shield	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	lard-coated Zombo's grievous greaves of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	fuchsia upside-down censurious hardened Chester's moustache of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	toasty Chester's bag of candy of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	Lo Pan's hardened Chester's cutoffs	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	wobbly Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bouncing narrow bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	double-adjusted handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 38
3269	enhanced quantum red lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 58
3270	improved fuchsia handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 68
3271	olive personal trainer's crotchety pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	crafty Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	ghostly stylish willowy bonnet	0		Moxie: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	wobbly Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	personal trainer's studded belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	fuchsia prompt stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	rotten salad	3	crappy	
3284	Jack Frost's occult C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3285	narrow censurious C.H.U.M. knife	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3286	stylish Frosty's snowball sack	0		Moxie: +25
3287	shaking quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	narrow shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	shaking abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	pulsating stray chihuahua	0		
3298	skewed huge pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	purple pulsating farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	tumbling jalapeño slices	0		
3302	jittery stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	skewed Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	huge Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	twirling Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	pulsating The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	skewed dog trainer's washboard shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	gray Tesla spaghetti-box banjo	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	personal trainer's marinara jug	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	therapeutic makeshift castanets	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	gravedigger's left-handed melodica	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	denatured blinking epic wad	1	good	
3317	bottlecap of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
3318	mirror slick corncob pipe	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
3319	jittery miser's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3320	lightning-fast frayed rope belt	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
3321	squat upside-down packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	frightening padded mayfly bait necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	maroon Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	practically non-alcoholic mediocre jar of fermented pickle juice	1	decent	
3326	powdered olive voodoo snuff	1	good	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 15
3327	moldy special extra-greasy slider	3	crappy	Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 25
3328	yellow sizzling Jack Frost's crumpled felt fedora	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	gravedigger's veiny battered top-hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	occult dangerous shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	fortified mostly rat-hide leggings of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	family-friendly stylish hobo dungarees	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	greedy dangerous patched suit-pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	twirling greedy dead guy's memento of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	fancy spoiled banquet	4	crappy	Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 30
3339	shaking purple sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	jittery air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	olive comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	acceptable maroon Ralph IX cognac	3	good	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	quantum jittery llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	small adequate banana-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	narrow censurious brown plastic baby	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	squat delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	blurry scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	mirror stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	moldy snack-sized mole molé	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	acceptable watered-down blurry Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	improved double-diffused gray wobbly Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	cold-filtered improved spinning blue digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	powdered lime green squat glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	modified shaking glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	vaporized lime green glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	twisted pulsating yellow glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	pickled blurry glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	distilled jittery shaking bouncing glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	twirling red Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	gray Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5
3381	jittery Ol' Scratch's stove door of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	hardened banded Ol' Scratch's manacles of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3383	inspector's sizzling savvy Chester's sunglasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3384	quilted wizardly Chester's muscle shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +40
3385	blurry upside-down Usain Bolt's scorching Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3386	blue Zombo's shoulder blade of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20
3387	ribald studded Zombo's skull ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3388	mirror Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	vibrating Frosty's arm of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3390	stanky dangerous Staff of the Deepest Freeze of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3391	jittery Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	squat inspector's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Item Drop: +15, Thorns: 1
3393	tumbling Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	stanky arcane researcher's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	Hodgman's porkpie hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	wool wholesome Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	avaricious perfumed Hodgman's bow tie	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
3398	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Hodgman's blanket	1	good	
3399	artisanal jar of squeeze	3	super ultra EPIC	
3400	normal bowl of fishysoisse	3	good	
3401	nitrogenated dry purple skewed deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 14
3402	anodized magnetized green jittery concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 23
3403	tumbling blinking bouncing lewd playing card	0		
3404	narrow shaking deck of lewd playing cards of the blizzard of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
3405	skewed upside-down fortified Hodgman's sock	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
3406	smelly Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
3407	sharpshooter's Hodgman's almanac	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3409	blinking mirror executive Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Meat Drop: +40
3410	fuchsia Oprah's Hodgman's detector	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3411	purple blinking executive Hodgman's cane	0		Meat Drop: +40
3412	green Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	green Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	polarized boiled fuchsia sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 59
3423	quadruple-chilled super-electrified frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 55
3424	moist fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 11
3425	Vulcanized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 50
3426	double-tarnished strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 12
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	colloidal frozen Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 33
3430	blurry bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	pulsating rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	gravedigger's hardened stirring stick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10
3436	lightning-fast Newton's Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40
3437	teal blinking wicked sage Staff of the Black Kettle of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
3438	rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
3439	maroon Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	modified prismatic wad	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	twirling club of the five seasons of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	Sherlock's rainbow crossbow	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	Fonzie's webbed comic mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	shaking groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	energetic six-rainbow shield of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	mirror rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	skewed cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	bouncing cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	bouncing maroon cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	hale trusty torch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	frightening Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3458	alkaline dry double-electrified ghostly STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 34
3459	boozy tolerable white-label gin	5	good	
3460	moldy wobbly tin rations	3	crappy	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	practically non-alcoholic tolerable fancy bottle of sake	1	good	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 35
3464	round pebble of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3465	snack-sized enchanted spoiled Bash-Ōs cereal	2	crappy	Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 35, Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	ghostly flame-wreathed sizzling beefy haiku katana	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	tumbling bargain flash powder	0		
3468	huge double-paned plastic baby	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	decent wobbly blueberry-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	squat bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	cyan Sherlock's gravedigger's Tesla Seasonal Beret	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	wet wobbly cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 48
3475	liquefied quadruple-ionized blackberry polite	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 68
3476	oxidized cold-filtered plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 23
3477	energized skewed pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 50
3478	liquefied quadruple-Vulcanized quantum ghostly peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 54
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	pulsating spinning spot	0		
3481	jittery uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	ghostly passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	ionized non-oxidized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 32
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	blue wobbly rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	stale beefy fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	spoiled super-sized maroon glistening fish meat	5	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	decent slick fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	twirling manspreader's stylish fish scimitar	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +10
3493	flame-wreathed dog trainer's fish stick	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3494	huge flame-wreathed fish bazooka of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3495	electrified irradiated blinking tumbling sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 66
3496	modified tarnished bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 47
3497	tolerable bottle of Pete's Sake	3	good	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	spinning witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	half-sized rotten canapés	2	crappy	
3502	powdered thermos of brew	1	good	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	high-proof lousy ghostly glass of brandy	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	LWA ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	blurry Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	fuchsia squat groovy scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	tumbling narrow scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	maroon scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	olive scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	perfumed Herculean ganger bandana	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	smartaleck's eelskin hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	ribald eelskin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	gray gravedigger's eelskin shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	shaking hardy cool shark tooth necklace	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
3522	huge twirling resourceful smooth shark jumper	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +50
3523	pressed oxidized narrow shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 63
3524	polymerized oxidized corrupted pulsating eel battery	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 25
3525	improved improved wobbly green temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 32
3526	Samson's scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	twirling mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	green mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	bouncing mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	wobbly mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	upside-down rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	upside-down gray narrow ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	narrow plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	bouncing plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	gray plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	mirror plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	bouncing double-paned depleted Grimacite gravy boat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	wool boxer's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	depleted Grimacite ninja mask of dire peril of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	flame-retardant frightening depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	careful depleted Grimacite astrolabe of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	veiny KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	pulsating ghostly propeller beanie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	coward's fortified deadly straw hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	fireproof brawny octopus's spade of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
3553	red soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	adequate jittery mirror sea carrot	3	good	
3556	fancy half-sized flavorless fuchsia sea cucumber	2	decent	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15
3557	tasty miniature sea avocado	2	awesome	
3558	normal thick fuchsia sea lychee	5	good	
3559	immense bland narrow sea tangelo	7	decent	
3560	flavorless diet sea honeydew	1	decent	
3561	pickled anodized unsweetened pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 22
3562	irradiated lime green pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 21
3563	magnetized colloidal maroon pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 19
3564	drinkable berry-infused sake	4	good	
3565	strong mediocre citrus-infused sake	5	decent	
3566	tolerable melon-infused sake	3	good	
3567	spinning gray blinking slab of sponge	0		
3568	shellacked wizardly sponge helmet of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	hardened personal trainer's spongy shield of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3570	frosty Lo Pan's dangerous square sponge pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	cyan flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	tumbling six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	ghostly slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	pulsating bezoar ring	0		
3578	yellow candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	mirror sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	stale rice	3	decent	
3584	gigantic rotten irradiated candy cane	10	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	toothsome gingerbread mutant bugbear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed skewed oozenog	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	dry bouncing sugar plum	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	boiled sugar banana	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	altered polymerized green twirling sugar lime	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	nitrogenated corrupted altered sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	squat purple sizzling Newton's Mer-kin hookspear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Drops Meat
3592	olive tumbling Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	blue Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	yellow Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	vacuum-sealed unsweetened Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 29
3596	spinning imitation crab crate	0		
3597	ghostly imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	zippy veiny moist sailor's cap of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	twirling wizardly speargun of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3601	stiffened compass	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3602	squat tumbling broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	flame-wreathed savvy diving helmet of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	Van der Graaf stiffened arcane researcher's aerated diving helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	pulsating das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	bouncing squat squat imitation whetstone	0		
3611	improved improved fuchsia squat sea grease	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 61
3612	pulsating sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	red jittery battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	blinking rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	alkaline energized tumbling unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	jittery mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	blurry pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	double-paned parasitic claw	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	parasitic tentacles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	blue Lo Pan's parasitic headgnawer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	resourceful parasitic strangleworm	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	maroon pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	fuchsia burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	shaking blurry Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	extra-pickled Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	foul-smelling hardened elven socks	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	gray huge Samson's elven gloves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	scorching thinker's festive holiday hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	perfumed quilted patent shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	nasty gray bow tie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	rosy-cheeked penguin thesaurus of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	bland tiny blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	blinking jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	huge pufferfish spine	0		
3644	executive depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	high-proof tolerable canteen of wine	8	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	low-calorie moldy blurry elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	rotten huge toast with jam	9	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	shaking antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	acceptable fuchsia elven moonshine	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	adequate super-sized knuckle sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	blinking ribald scandalous psycho sweater	0		Sleaze Damage: 15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	bouncing fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	shaking toasty plastic Mob Penguin	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	green quilted plastic mutant elf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	plastic fat stack of cash of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	shaking MacGyver's plastic strand of DNA	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	frosty plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	rosewater-soaked Putty mitre	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	censurious Putty leotard of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	tumbling razor-sharp Putty ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	green Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	Van der Graaf Putty snake of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	smelly hardy glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	wobbly huge friendly glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	rosy-cheeked glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	immense bland blinking can of franks 'n' beans	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	weak smooth bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	maroon throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	diving muff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
3678	hand-crafted high-proof salinated mint julep	6	EPIC	
3679	twirling ink bladder	0		
3680	huge esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	tumbling map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	moldy tempura carrot	3	crappy	
3685	adequate lime green tempura cucumber	3	good	
3686	adequate tempura avocado	3	good	
3687	normal sea broccoli	3	good	
3688	stale massive sea cauliflower	6	decent	
3689	rotten lime green tempura broccoli	3	crappy	
3690	super-sized rotten bouncing tempura cauliflower	5	crappy	
3691	flavorless sea blueberry	3	decent	
3692	decent squat sea persimmon	4	good	
3693	super-denatured adjusted twirling pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 46
3694	magnetized double-diffused narrow pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 14
3695	censurious Mer-kin digpick	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	mirror high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	spinning velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	ghostly map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	olive marine aquamarine	0		
3703	skewed cyan valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	upside-down up-at-dawn energetic sage velcro broadsword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
3706	spinning shellacked forbidden Socratic velcro paddle ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7
3707	teal lion tamer's forbidden savvy velcro shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2
3708	blinking smelly extremely unsafe velcro boots of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3709	stanky Rosewater's non-stick pugil stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3710	dance instructor's teflon spatula of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3711	upside-down clever teflon shield of the pedagogue of horror	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3712	spinning baleful teflon swim fins of the brazier of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3713	fortified 7-inch discus of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Booze Drop: +100
3714	sage PVC staff of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3
3715	pulsating Temple Grandin's hale veiny vinyl shield	0		Maximum HP: 30, Familiar Weight: +7
3716	prompt banded vinyl boots of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3717	maroon shaking decaying oar	0		
3718	ghostly fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	purple decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	ghostly tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	gray possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	olive twirling hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	glass gnoll eye of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3732	unsweetened ionized maroon cigar butt	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 31
3733	upside-down rosy-cheeked strapping manly bloomers	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	Usain Bolt's handwarmer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3737	smelly wizardly lighter	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3738	flavorless packet of beer nuts	4	decent	
3739	teal Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	twirling green handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	adjusted jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 12
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	alkaline mirror concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 29
3750	slick vampire pearl earring	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
3751	yummy tumbling chocolate chip brownies	4	awesome	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	deionized moist vacuum-sealed pulsating love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	pickled upside-down love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	polarized cold-filtered love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	dry upside-down love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	magnetized extra-moist love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	modified love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	polarized breath mint	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 27
3761	squat mansplainer's vampire pearl ring	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
3762	Herculean vampire pearl necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
3763	perfectly mixed slug of vodka	3	EPIC	
3764	perfectly mixed bouncing slug of rum	4	EPIC	
3765	delicious slug of shochu	3	awesome	
3766	practically non-alcoholic artisanal screwdiver	1	EPIC	
3767	delicious fortified dew yoana lei	5	awesome	
3768	bad weak lychee chuhai	2	decent	
3769	bad salacious screwdiver	4	decent	
3770	bad dew yoana salacious lei	4	decent	
3771	fortified lousy salacious lychee chuhai	5	decent	
3772	bad watered-down Alewife&trade; Ale	2	decent	
3773	tumbling seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	pulsating lightning-fast savvy pink pinkslip slip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	shaking Oprah's sea salt scrubs of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3778	jittery Oprah's banded sage amber aviator shades	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
3779	chilled maroon hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 12
3780	smooth nurse's hat of Tarzan of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	powdered bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	mixed bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	twirling wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	pulsating yellow twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	narrow wobbly Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	twirling crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	MacGyver's vibrating groovy Mer-kin roundshield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100
3804	MacGyver's beefy Mer-kin breastplate	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +100
3805	Annie Oakley's Newton's Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	squat cyan Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	non-warmed pressed Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 48
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	blurry Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	shaking Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	moldy half-sized bouncing chocolate-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	flame-retardant plastic baby	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	blue midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	half-sized spoiled sea radish	2	crappy	
3818	twirling twirling healthy smooth halibut of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	beefy water-polo mitt	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
3821	triple-pressed cold-filtered jittery jittery syringe	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 64
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	boiled Vulcanized Vulcanized wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 24
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	huge Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	olive shaking plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	pulsating red Grandma's Map	0		
3829	stale mirror tempura radish	3	decent	
3830	tumbling purple clever water-polo cap	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	acceptable Typical Tavern swill	3	good	
3832	spirit-forward acceptable tropical swill	5	good	
3833	smooth fruity girl swill	3	awesome	
3834	enchanted lousy weak blended swill	2	decent	Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 40
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	therapeutic sage beefcake's Elvish sunglasses of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	anniversary safety glass vest	0		Item Drop: +5
3838	Tesla anniversary burlap belt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3839	anniversary balsa wood socks of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	upside-down anniversary pewter cape of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3842	twirling blinking hale out-of-tune biwa	0		Maximum HP: +20
3843	tumbling knitted dented harmonica	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3844	Da Vinci's Newton's magic whistle	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8
3845	medical-grade plastic blowgun	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3846	resourceful therapeutic forbidden jungle drum	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3847	maroon greasy hippy bongo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3848	perfumed knob bugle	0		Stench Resistance: +5
3849	sharpshooter's baleful 4-dimensional guitar	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3850	flame-retardant boxing glove	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3851	blurry steel-toed boxing glove on a spring of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +25
3852	scorching stiffened half-sized guitar	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25
3853	brawny bass drum of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3854	fuchsia greasy pixel boomerang	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3855	Fonzie's world's smallest violin of James Dean of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Monster Level: -25
3856	upside-down coward's smooth ocarina of space of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: 0
3857	fireproof a butt tuba	0		Hot Resistance: +3
3858	Lo Pan's bone flute	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3859	jittery MacGyver's infernal fife	0		Maximum MP: +100
3860	pulsating ghostly ruddy charming flute	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	Temple Grandin's veiny grass whistle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
3863	plastic guitar of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +25
3864	forbidden finger cymbals	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
3865	Jack Frost's rock-hard kettle drum	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3866	Lo Pan's double-barreled sling of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3867	magilaser blastercannon of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3868	Samson's hanky&#363; of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	gravedigger's hardened ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10
3870	squat stolen office supplies	0		
3871	therapeutic veiny office-supply crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3872	yellow chaotic pocket theremin	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3873	extremely unsafe rave whistle of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	jittery burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	blurry hellseal disguise	0		
3881	fouet de tortue-dressage of extreme caution of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	gray cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	activated triple-tarnished twirling vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 25
3886	non-improved nitrogenated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 40
3887	frozen wobbly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 43
3888	vacuum-sealed squat vial of slime	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
3889	extra-irradiated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 37
3890	modified enhanced skewed vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 15
3891	quadruple-improved concentrated skewed vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
3892	modified vacuum-sealed polarized bouncing vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 62
3893	altered pressed dry vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 29
3894	quadruple-oxidized quadruple-vacuum-sealed quadruple-dry vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 68
3895	liquefied quadruple-vacuum-sealed vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 33
3896	flattened improved vial of slime	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 60
3897	improved vacuum-sealed vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 61
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	mirror figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	yellow figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	pulsating figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	shaking imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	artisanal high-proof blended swill with a fly in it	8	EPIC	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	cool turtle wax shield	0		Moxie: +5
3916	coward's turtle wax helmet	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	mirror supercool turtle wax greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	mirror miser's meat shield	0		Meat Drop: +10
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	mirror electrified turtlemail coif of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	experienced turtlemail breeches of Gandalf	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	Samson's Rosewater's turtlemail hauberk	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	blurry aromatic careful spiky turtle helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	padded spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	rosy-cheeked razor-sharp spiky turtle shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	bouncing syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	ionized tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 24
3931	toasty Lo Pan's severed flipper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	bad-ass club of terror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	aerosolized liquefied hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 29
3936	extra-moist tumbling scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 25
3937	pressed irradiated fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 53
3938	narrow horrifying club of corruption	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	forbidden corrupt club of corruption	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	fuchsia smelly corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	prompt chilly lion tamer's evil-ass club	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	huge chilly Herculean supercool nasty-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	auspicious slick infernal toilet brush	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	spinning smelly shadowy seal eye of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	padded oyster egg balloon	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3946	bouncing Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	blue pulsating Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	blue Meat	0		
3949	lime green treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	skewed Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	twirling teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	narrow crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	greasy bejeweled cufflinks	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3959	squat garish pinky ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3960	squat fireproof designer sunglasses	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3961	therapeutic extremely unsafe opera glasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3962	pulsating skewed blue wobbly designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	bouncing cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	energized deionized cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 37
3966	ghostly foul-smelling hot-ass club of the empath of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	gray lion tamer's therapeutic frigid-ass club of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	huge coward's wizardly thinker's creepy-ass club	0		Mysticality: 35, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	vacuum-sealed non-polymerized olive sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 45
3970	Jeselnik's Jim Carey's Abyssal ember	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	irradiated upside-down mirror frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 28
3972	fuchsia family-friendly seal spine of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	concentrated nitrogenated seal lube	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 17
3974	blurry gravedigger's mannequin leg of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	spinning MacGyver's hardened padded tortoise	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100
3976	upside-down teal wool ruddy tortoboggan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3977	spinning painted turtle	0		
3978	groovy savvy painted shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	blinking grievous torquoise ring of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	squat lime green ghostly double-paned dueling banjo of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +5
3985	spinning maroon soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	skewed olive knitted samurai turtle helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	jittery turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	squat stiffened turtle shell helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	pulsating slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	bouncing slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	purple boxcar turtle	0		
3997	squat dolphin whistle	0		
3998	huge metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	mirror infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	twisted agua de vida	1	good	Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	upside-down inspector's knitted tortoboggan shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	soup-chucks of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4005	activated oxidized ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 47
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	blue skewed memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	huge memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	fuchsia memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	narrow memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	squat memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	huge squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	smelly greaves	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	Sherlock's razor-sharp piece of rebar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25
4021	curative ruddy educational shovel	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4022	maroon twirling Jim Carey's stiffened necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Candy Drop: +100
4023	foul-smelling strapping speargun of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
4024	occult groovy compass	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
4025	lightning-fast steel-toed weightlifter's helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	up-at-dawn horrifying therapeutic lantern	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4027	gray scorching supercharged greaves of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	flame-retardant Van der Graaf clever club	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	bouncing memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	yellow memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	jittery memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	red twirling memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	massive bland slimy sweetbreads	8	decent	
4038	special mediocre weak slimy fermented bile bladder	2	decent	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 50
4039	altered slimy alveolus	1		
4040	red memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	fireproof pig-iron helm of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	spinning aromatic MacGyver's pig-iron shinguards	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	wool sage pig-iron bracers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	tumbling shaking wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	upside-down teal lion tamer's wumpus-hair whip	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	ghostly double-paned wumpus-hair wig of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	Jim Carey's wumpus-hair loincloth of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	Van der Graaf wicked wumpus-hair sweater	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	wobbly ring of teleportation of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4052	bouncing glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	high-proof mediocre mirror White Hyborian	9	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	goblin hunting spear of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	Jeselnik's medical-grade goblin autoblowgun	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	blurry manspreader's personal trainer's stone fist	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	censurious stone head	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	fuchsia Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	upside-down Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	skewed twirling essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	tumbling spinning shaking essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	spinning multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	shaking deadly villainous scythe of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	tumbling Temple Grandin's Socratic baneful bandolier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	green smelly diabolical crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	avaricious greedy malevolent medallion	0		Meat Drop: 50, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	olive corrosive cowl of courage of the cheetah	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	skewed mansplainer's grisly shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 0, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	upside-down hale Da Vinci's corroded breeches	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	pulsating flame-retardant ribald pernicious cudgel	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	flavorless cupcake-in-a-cup	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	jittery pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	spoiled protein paste	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	twirling frightening therapeutic cyber-mattock	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	wobbly shaking X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	adjusted anodized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	alkaline pressed physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	jittery slimy cyst	0		
4095	peawee marble of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4096	twirling lime green brown crock marble of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4097	hardy China marble	0		Maximum HP: +50
4098	wicked lemonade marble	0		Spell Damage: +5
4099	bumblebee marble of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4100	lime green jet bennie marble of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4101	gravedigger's beige clambroth marble of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10
4102	ghostly rock-hard steely marble	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4103	dangerous beach ball marble of the sewer of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4104	catseye marble of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4105	ghostly friendly bumboozer marble	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4106	upside-down Rosewater's chamoisole	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4107	non-concentrated Vulcanized gray mirror bitter pill	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 16
4108	fuchsia weightlifter's monstrous monocle	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	beefcake's musty moccasins of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	medical-grade padded molten medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	gravedigger's Da Vinci's brazen bracelet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	Tesla grievous bitter bowtie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	mirror hale bewitching boots	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	wool foul-smelling rickety unicycle of terror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4117	dog trainer's occult boxer's crusty hula hoop	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
4118	red ribald Coily&trade; of the wise owl of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10
4119	wobbly zippy perfumed vibrating school flying disc	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20
4120	steel-toed lawn dart of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +5
4121	squat vibrating banded Socratic wagon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	deadly crown-shaped beanie of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	smelly Lo Pan's hopping socks of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4125	supercharged veiny poodle skirt of courage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	fuchsia scorching banded supercool letterman's jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25
4127	scorching coward's careful hardened slime hat	0		Monster Level: -30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	reassuring Oprah's razor-sharp hardened slime pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	rosewater-soaked Jeselnik's hardened slime belt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4130	maroon empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	distilled boot plant	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	acceptable sham champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	pickled tempura air	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 15
4134	flattened energized pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 68
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	mirror spinning healthy arcane researcher's Bag o' Tricks of the bloodbag of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	jittery a creased paper strip	0		
4140	olive a folded paper strip	0		
4141	lime green a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	bouncing teal a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	blue a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	veiny funny paper hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	pickled nitrogenated blurry sand	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 28
4147	mirror Da Vinci's charged magnet of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	Vulcanized concentrated quantum dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	colloidal pressed adjusted olive Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 64
4153	spinning rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	tumbling maroon wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	perfectly mixed pebblebr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	bland half-sized rocky road ice cream	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	jittery maroon extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	liquefied alkaline children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 23
4164	magnetized moist Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 55
4165	quilted Herculean strapping Staff of the Soupbone	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40
4166	Voluminous Radio Pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	aromatic Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	therapeutic Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	rock helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	skewed extremely unsafe rock pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	upside-down wool rock necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	huge sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	wobbly Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	gray brawny sugar shotgun	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	shaking stylish sugar shillelagh	0		Moxie: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	Jeselnik's sugar shank	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	squat ribald frightening vibrating sugar chapeau	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	electrified sugar shorts	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	wobbly slime convention flyers	0		
4186	skewed slime convention coupons	0		
4187	lion tamer's slime convention pin	0		Experience (familiar): +2
4188	shaking slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	bouncing inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	careful sugar shirt	0		Monster Level: -10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	gray sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	rave visor of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	stanky baggy rave pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	clever pacifier necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	crafty extremely unsafe sea cowboy hat of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	twirling Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	miser's Rosewater's brand new key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10
4207	healthy dorsal fin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	spinning teal skate skin	0		
4210	narrow bouncing roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	twirling narrow underwater slingshot	0		
4213	Lo Pan's thinker's skate blade	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	collapsible baton of the blizzard of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	denatured pickled warmed squat groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 42
4219	rosewater-soaked cool skate board	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	yield shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	Sherlock's Star of Bravery	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	maroon bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	blurry ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	gray hacienda key	0		
4234	pat&eacute; knife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
4235	yellow salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	spinning maroon cheese-slicer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4238	miniature delicious beef jerky	2	awesome	
4239	hale pipe wrench	0		Maximum HP: +20
4240	triple-nitrogenated electrified upside-down gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 28
4241	sleep mask of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	greedy sock garters	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4243	pressed aerosolized nitrogenated mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 58
4244	lightning-fast leather-bound tome	0		Initiative: +40
4245	huge bookmark	0		
4246	squat smartaleck's ivory cue ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30
4247	smooth decanter of fine Scotch	4	awesome	
4248	twisted mirror expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	liquefied extra-activated dry red vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 47
4253	dry potion of speed	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 53
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	vacuum-sealed gray sap	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	immense adequate spinning chocolate-covered scarab beetle	9	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	smooth watered-down mulled cider	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bark boxers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	savvy bark beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	bark bracelet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4267	twirling up-at-dawn mansplainer's Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	friendly medical-grade Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	electrified Angelhair Culottes of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	veiny arcane researcher's Newman's Own Trousers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	banded Volartta's bellbottoms of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	reassuring stanky Lederhosen of the Night	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	extra-aerosolized cold-filtered teal ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	greedy stiffened Underworld truncheon of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	foul-smelling hale brawny Staff of the Woodfire	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	wobbly occult Underworld flail of the blizzard of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	jittery Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	pulsating skewed Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	greedy Mer-kin bunwig of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	lard-coated smelly beefy crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	brawny crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	gravedigger's mansplainer's Sinatra's Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	olive zippy toasty Mer-kin scholar mask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	twirling tumbling stanky sizzling deadly Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	greedy nippy Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	Jeselnik's dance instructor's Mer-kin headguard of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	gray horrifying Mer-kin waistrope	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4290	flame-retardant Annie Oakley's deadly Mer-kin facecowl	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
4291	twirling hardened Mer-kin thighguard	0		Damage Reduction: 3
4292	lime green dog trainer's Da Vinci's Mer-kin dodgeball of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	sharpshooter's hardy Mer-kin dragnet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	blurry friendly cool Mer-kin switchblade of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	blinking crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	bouncing frosty Fonzie's Ass-Stompers of Violence of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	green mansplainer's dance instructor's Brand of Violence of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	maroon Sherlock's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4300	Van der Graaf medical-grade smartaleck's Lens of Violence	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	scandalous educational Pigsticker of Violence of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 4, Sleaze Damage: +5
4302	olive scorching clever Jodhpurs of Violence of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	careful ruddy supercool Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	horrifying crafty Girdle of Hatred of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	spinning auspicious MacGyver's hale Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +10
4306	chilly Rosewater's brainy Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	mirror auspicious deadly strapping Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4308	wobbly toasty forbidden dance instructor's Lens of Hatred	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	olive Treads of Loathing of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	chaotic banded slick Scepter of Loathing	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cloathing
4311	Jeselnik's thinker's Belt of Loathing of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	spinning greasy frightening hale Goggles of Loathing	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	dog trainer's vibrating Stick-Knife of Loathing of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cloathing
4314	twirling Sinatra's sage Jeans of Loathing of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +100, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Jeselnik's Annual Ascot	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4316	olive Jeselnik's steel-toed forbidden Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	reassuring chilly sinister Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	Van der Graaf Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	fuchsia inspector's resourceful fortified Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	chaotic beefcake's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	gravedigger's rosy-cheeked wizardly The Trickster's Trikitixa of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	smelly Claw of the Infernal Seal of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	Temple Grandin's supercharged Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	crafty Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	pulsating friendly coward's beefcake's Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	greasy hale Bling of the New Wave of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	Tesla Rosewater's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	miniature adequate candy kneecapping stick	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	flavorless licorice garrote	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	deadly candy knuckles	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	adequate jawbruiser	4	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	extra-frozen chocolate car	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	olive plastic 11 Dealer	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	prompt plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	rock-hard plastic Crimbomination	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	non-boiled alkaline Piddles	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	quadruple-activated double-polarized maroon pulsating BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	quantum pulsating Polka Pop	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	tumbling Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	narrow string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	fireproof snow hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	curative snow pants	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	Usain Bolt's snow belly	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	yummy narrow jittery expired can of franks 'n' beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	watered-down drinkable expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	teal elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	denatured mirror elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	bland spinning penguin focaccia bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	bad practically non-alcoholic huge herringcello	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	smooth skewed elven cellocello	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	upside-down wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	lime green handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	wobbly handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	huge grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	shaking olive spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	blurry tumbling Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	blurry twirling throwing wrench of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	perfumed pair of bolt cutters	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	Van der Graaf speed limit shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	smelly live wire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	greasy smelly misfit dolly	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	up-at-dawn ruddy misfit hobby horse	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	lime green avaricious misfit teddy bear of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	jittery pocketwatch on a chain of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	fireproof cement sandals of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	lightning-fast greedy night-vision goggles	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	wholesome peanut brittle shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	ghostly mirror hale steel-toed Red Rover BB gun	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	rosewater-soaked red-and-green sweater	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	ionized wet huge Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	boiled Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	tarnished Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	red Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	jittery cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	Sherlock's cheese sword	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	baleful cheese diaper	0		Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	skewed toasty cheese wheel	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	upside-down cheese eye of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	grievous savvy Staff of Queso Escusado of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	mirror The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	bouncing Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	decent quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	hand-crafted skewed Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	huge colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	smelly sealhide leggings	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	dog trainer's sealhide cloak	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4418	banded sealhide buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4419	maroon Van der Graaf sealhide whip	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4420	pulsating Samson's sealhide moccasins	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
4421	supercool sealhide gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +20
4422	Samson's sealhide belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	huge wobbly green puzzling trophy	0		
4425	improved sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 61
4426	blurry hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	deadly glowstick on a string	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Raveosity: +1
4429	shaking skewed razor-sharp candy necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	wizardly teddybear backpack	0		Mysticality: +25, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	modified invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	double-oxidized ionized jittery irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	Vulcanized irritability potion	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	shaking cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	Van der Graaf guard turtle shell	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	crowbar of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4442	Sherlock's spaghetti cult rosary	0		Item Drop: +25
4443	teal Jack Frost's spaghetti cult mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	blinking spangly mariachi pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	spangly mariachi vest of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +60
4447	blinking personal trainer's spangly sombrero	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	altered Instant Karma	1	decent	
4449	ghostly painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	upside-down map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	friendly pointy hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	yellow occult machetito	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	bouncing lawnmower blade of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	shellacked The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	upside-down snailmail bits	0		
4458	veiny snailmail coif of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	snailmail breeches of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	avaricious coward's snailmail hauberk	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +30
4461	quantum seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 38
4462	flattened yellow chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 58
4463	boiled polymerized chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 65
4464	anodized chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 22
4465	colloidal chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 66
4466	quadruple-moist chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 46
4467	deionized cold-filtered chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 60
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	bouncing BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	teal BRICKO hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	smooth BRICKO pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	shaking BRICKO sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	blurry BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	shaking BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	blurry spinning BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	bouncing BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	blinking BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	huge BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	ghostly spinning BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	squat BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	huge pulsating Samson's BRICKO bulwark	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	fuchsia BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	green BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	twirling extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	ionized recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 22
4498	electrified deionized boiled recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 69
4499	frozen galvanized wet blinking spinning recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 49
4500	ionized liquefied denatured recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 65
4501	galvanized colloidal bouncing recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 51
4502	vacuum-sealed tumbling recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 11
4503	ionized energized recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	blurry healthy savvy heart of the volcano	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
4505	energized Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 62
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	corrupted &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	low-calorie rotten walrus ice cream	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	miniature flavorless beautiful soup	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	huge eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	blurry Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	tasty Humpty Dumplings	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	adequate bite-sized spinning Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	acceptable watered-down missing wine	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	flavorless fancy matter custard	4	decent	Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	triple-magnetized flattened comfit?	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ghostly ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	Herculean cool flamingo mallet	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	squat croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	huge aromatic eye of the Tiger-lily of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	chilly wig of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	spoiled donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	spoiled super-sized bucket of honey	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	asbestos-lined stylish elephant stinger	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	delicious upside-down dragon snaps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	snapdragon pistil of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	huge stale wobbly shaking rook cookie	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	spoiled huge huge bishop cookie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	small tasty skewed knight cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	adequate jumbo king cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	moldy queen cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	friendly insane tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	frosty experienced helm of the knight	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	veiny cool wristwatch of the knight	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	lime green lard-coated trousers of the knight of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	shaking Van der Graaf tophat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	tie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4543	maroon upside-down family-friendly tuxedo pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	blurry mirror pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	shaking bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	wobbly caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	olive huge walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	wobbly lime green manspreader's detour shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	jittery lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	cyan record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	narrow map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	skewed hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	acceptable practically non-alcoholic world's most unappetizing beverage	1	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	maroon aromatic slippery when wet shield	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	bite-sized bland raisin	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	pulsating sinister wizardly flyest of shirts	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	bland bite-sized spinning a dance upon the palate	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	fancy yummy prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	awesome	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	rotten big blue squirmy violent party snack	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	can-you-dig-it? of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	mirror The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	ghostly fuchsia bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	polarized polymerized upside-down Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	knitted scorching T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	moldy special six wedges of goat cheese	4	crappy	Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 15
4585	pulsating jittery collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	huge goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	strapping pixel whip	0		Muscle: +5
4590	blinking upside-down pixel chain whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	sinister pixel morning star	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	red pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	teal skewed pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	mirror pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	blinking pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	blurry bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	pulsating map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	mediocre fuchsia plastic cup of beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	padded bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	enchanted jumbo flavorless narrow sun-dried tofu	5	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	practically non-alcoholic bad soyburger juice	1	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	chilled essential soy	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	quantum squat bouncing essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	narrow souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	hale Crown of Thrones	0		Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	mediocre Cinco Mayo Lager	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	jittery Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	huge maroon plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	pulsating blue frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	purple motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	huge wobbly Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	flattened chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	bland small pawn cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	vaporized coffee pixie stick	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	ghostly finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	studded plastic spider ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	careful inflatable baseball bat	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	Van der Graaf hardened googly-star hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	scorching weightlifter's googly-ball hat	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	Oprah's googly-heart hat of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	ghostly double-paned horrifying super-sweet boom box	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	shaking Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	bouncing electrified sinister demon mask of temperance of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	huge rock-hard experienced stylish streetfighting champion's belt	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	maroon extremely unsafe Space Trip safety headphones of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	veiny LARP carp	0		Maximum HP: +10
4641	sharpshooter's KoL Con Six Pack of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
4642	Gregarious Gregorian Smock of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
4643	rxr shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	shaking wholesome Juju Mojo Mask of incineration of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	rock-hard space trooper helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	green dangerous groovy brainy Meteoid ice beam	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	wool Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	olive fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	upside-down chilly Oprah's ironic knit cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	teal ironic battle spoon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
4655	flame-retardant Jack Frost's fortified ironic jogging shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	jittery Oprah's mole skin notebook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	tumbling map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	MacGyver's blackberry galoshes	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
4660	ghostly trout fang of the sewer of horror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	bland poisonous caviar	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	modified wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	gravedigger's brawny Ellsbury's skull	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	red flame-wreathed hot plate	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	clever deadly imp unity ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20
4667	perfumed Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4668	fuchsia blurry observational glasses of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
4669	knitted hilarious comedy prop	0		Cold Resistance: +3
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	hand-crafted spinning booze-soaked cherry	3	EPIC	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	bland big marshmallow	5	decent	
4674	decent big sponge cake	5	good	
4675	practically non-alcoholic tolerable gin-soaked blotter paper	1	good	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	huge unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	pulsating unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	bouncing volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	flame-wreathed pottery shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	sizzling brainy pottery hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	zippy thinker's pottery training pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	studded pottery club	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	twirling pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	teal blurry fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	red fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	blue tumbling affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's rock-hard Greatest American Pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	fossilized necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	cyan imp air	0		
4699	squat narrow bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	red-hot medallion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	mirror upside-down sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	spinning My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	lime green sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	normal lemon popsicle	4	good	
4715	stale popsicle	3	decent	
4716	adequate bite-sized strawberry popsicle	1	good	
4717	decent thick twirling liver popsicle	5	good	
4718	mariachi hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	pulsating Hollandaise helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	twirling microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	fancy yummy small wobbly liver and let pie	2	awesome	Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	bland badass pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	flavorless huge huge shoo-fish pie	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	stale piping organ pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	tasty small igloo pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	rotten stomach turnover	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	gigantic stale wobbly dead lights pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	toothsome throbbing organ pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	bouncing scorching stop shield	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	red ghostly sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	shaking tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	shaking beer-soaked mop of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4738	mediocre day-old beer	3	decent	
4739	bad skewed plain beer	4	decent	
4740	perfectly mixed weak overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	2	EPIC	
4741	twirling upside-down smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	tarnished teal wobbly PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 32
4745	oxidized quadruple-moist moist shaking Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 27
4746	pressed electrified aerosolized pulsating Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 54
4747	special snack-sized delicious bone meal	2	awesome	Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	artisanal practically non-alcoholic skewed bone aperitif	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	smartaleck's bonerang	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	tumbling squat clever bone and arrows	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	avaricious boning knife	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	wobbly deadly bone crusher	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	bone spurs of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	experienced bonedanna of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	veiny brainy boneana hammock	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	squat bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	wobbly Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	colloidal candy skeleton	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	teal Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	narrow packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	upside-down pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	ghostly huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	snack-sized normal maroon pumpkin pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted pumpkin beer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	modified liquefied purple pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	tumbling pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	razor-sharp Da Vinci's shin gourds	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	miser's supercool Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	huge pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	jittery Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	tumbling twirling Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	shaking Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	mirror Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	fancy bland CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	decent	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	ghostly tumbling can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	snack-sized rotten CRIMBCOLOAF	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	snack-sized spoiled circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	cool plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	blurry Oprah's plastic fax machine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	dog trainer's plastic hobo elf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	arcane researcher's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	rosy-cheeked plastic Best Game Ever	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	bouncing hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	twirling S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	blurry robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	blurry robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	blue robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	narrow robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	decent triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	small flavorless gray square CRIMBCOOKIE	2	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	green Temple Grandin's occult bindlestocking of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	mirror Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	frightening Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	nippy Uncle Hobo's epic beard of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	family-friendly sage Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	foul-smelling healthy Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	olive Uncle Hobo's highest bough of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	purple huge resourceful Uncle Hobo's belt of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	quadruple-modified diffused spinning chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	jittery savvy gift-a-pult	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	galvanized dry squat holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	ghostly CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	blinking resourceful CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	bouncing skewed fuchsia CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	green CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	huge Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	perfumed sharpshooter's occult paperclip-on tie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	wobbly Jeselnik's scandalous paperclip pants	0		Sleaze Damage: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	flame-wreathed energetic paperclip turban of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	Jack Frost's paperclip cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	improved concentrated chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	cold-filtered narrow bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	chilled incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	diffused myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	twirling CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	artisanal watered-down upside-down CRIMBCO wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	upside-down skewed Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	ghostly toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	decent half-sized huge narrow toe jam toast	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	gray traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	moldy huge traffic jam toast	8	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	stale space jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	warmed mirror motivational poster	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	bouncing blinking slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	stale super-sized teal festive sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	rotten low-calorie holiday cheese log	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	lime green holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	skewed Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	bouncing aromatic padded BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	yellow BGE pocket calendar of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	Socratic BGE plastic toy	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	grievous stapler bear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	jittery lion tamer's adhesive tape dolly	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	educational scissor duck	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	wobbly coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	upside-down jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	padded Seven Loco of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	family-friendly Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Herculean Loathing Legion moondial	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	auspicious Loathing Legion necktie	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	spinning mirror Loathing Legion knife of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	blinking savvy Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	bouncing teal smartaleck's Loathing Legion can opener	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	rosy-cheeked stylish Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Loathing Legion rollerblades of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Samson's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	fuchsia Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	rosy-cheeked Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	frosty Loathing Legion double prism	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	Lo Pan's Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	blinking bouncing fortified Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	lightning-fast Loathing Legion abacus	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	skewed Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	toasty Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	teal Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	Samson's Loathing Legion hammer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	shaking a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	mirror quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	bland spinning Knob jelly donut	3	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	huge Knob batter	0		
4945	twirling jittery Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	ghostly GOTO	0		
4949	denatured weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 65
4950	altered abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 68
4951	wobbly teal fireproof flimsy clipboard	0		Hot Resistance: +3
4952	vacuum-sealed dry narrow baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 57
4953	veiny shellacked whalebone corset	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
4954	squat groovy oven mitts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
4955	adequate half-sized twirling overcookie	2	good	
4956	bland jumbo philosopher's scone	5	decent	
4957	boiled ghostly half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 42
4958	friendly Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4959	half-sized bland red Knob nuts	2	decent	
4960	drinkable Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	good	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	mirror auspicious mysterious lapel pin of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4963	yellow state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	tumbling Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	jittery Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	spinning Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	shaking Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	bouncing Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	huge Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	olive Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	ghostly Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	spinning Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	squat Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	blurry Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	spinning Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	skewed card sleeve of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	moldy big wasabi pocky	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	normal mirror tobiko pocky	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	miniature moldy natto pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	watered-down bad twirling wasabi-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	special mediocre spirit-forward bouncing tobiko-infused sake	5	decent	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	triple-distilled hand-crafted natto-infused sake	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	flattened adjusted red wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	quantum tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	energized natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	colloidal enhanced huge narrow elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	bad marshmallow flamb&eacute;	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	hand-crafted upside-down cranberry schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	hand-crafted breaded beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	smooth soy cordial	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	upside-down steel-toed astral bludgeon of the empath of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5029	zippy hardy astral shield	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20
5030	jittery rosewater-soaked scorching astral chapeau of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	prompt therapeutic hardy astral bracer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5032	huge inspector's censurious nippy astral longbow	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
5033	Van der Graaf slick beefy astral shorts	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	Annie Oakley's boxer's brainy astral mace	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
5035	reassuring vibrating grievous astral trousers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	lion tamer's Temple Grandin's astral ring of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5
5037	purple astral statuette of extreme caution of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
5038	skewed foul-smelling astral pistol of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
5039	censurious astral mask of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	lard-coated Rosewater's astral shirt of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
5042	extremely unsafe astral belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100
5043	stale bouncing astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	triple-distilled bad bouncing astral pilsner	6	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	huge shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	Oprah's curative double-ice cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	stanky banded double-ice box of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	sizzling grievous double-ice britches of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	tumbling obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	extra-altered Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	corrupted Red Pill	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	shaking Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	adequate diet special spaghetti con calaveras	1	good	Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	cyan s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	flavorless tumbling popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	spoiled jumbo ghostly chaos popcorn	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	MacGyver's hole of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	adequate s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	blurry diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	acceptable Russian Ice	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	wobbly wholesome clay ashtray	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	dangerous lanyard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	Usain Bolt's monster pants	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	oxidized non-Vulcanized dry Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	blue rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	miser's crutch	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	gray shock belt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	improved quadruple-altered alkaline gray Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	supercharged rubber band gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	squat Jack Frost's pin-stripe slacks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	Sherlock's gloves	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	cold-filtered pickled bouncing gray correction fluid	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	mirror beefy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	crafty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	reassuring Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	baleful Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	sizzling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	red personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	teal horrifying Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	therapeutic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	blurry Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	jittery Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	ghostly grievous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	pulsating inspector's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	squat stiffened Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	red Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	wet willyweed	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	liquefied deionized maroon Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	non-concentrated ghostly shaking fish juice box	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	mirror twirling paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	acceptable blurry narrow Jeppson's Malort	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	Jeselnik's stress ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	squat lion tamer's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	jittery packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	upside-down narrow stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	blurry hedge trimmers	0		
5116	tumbling A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	inspector's forbidden Admiral's hat of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	jittery vibrating rock-hard aviator's cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	huge lard-coated steel-toed mirrored aviator shades	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	blue huge Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	double-dry anodized Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	bland ghostly elven hardtack	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	acceptable watered-down elven squeeze	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	mirror E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	diluted lime green astral energy drink	1		
5141	spinning Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	spinning handful of honey	0		
5145	quadruple-nitrogenated unsweetened ionized honeypot	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 37
5146	toothsome wild honey pie	3	awesome	
5147	practically non-alcoholic aged honey mead	1	awesome	
5148	executive Jim Carey's honey dipper of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40
5149	foul-smelling Herculean honeybritches of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	bouncing avaricious auspicious honeycap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	dangerous Moonthril Circlet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	upside-down Moonthril Greaves of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	huge Moonthril Flamberge of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	blinking forbidden Moonthril Longbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Moonthril Cuirass of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	gray scorching plush alielf	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	quadruple-denatured olive Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	bouncing energetic plush dogcat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	pulsating squat padded plush hamsterpus	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	narrow toasty plush ferrelf	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	miser's plush alien hamsterpus	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	electrified plush mutated alielf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	zippy thinker's plush mutated alielephant	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	teal narrow Van der Graaf girl	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	narrow top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	huge huge elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	chilled shaking transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	narrow Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	special watered-down acceptable Saison du Lune	2	good	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	tolerable squat blurry Moonthril Schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	hand-crafted Wrecked Generator	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	tiny rotten yellow Spaghetti with Moonballs	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	huge rotten Crepes a la Lune	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	decent bite-sized fuchsia Moon Pie	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	quantum vacuum-sealed flattened bouncing Comet Pop	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	denatured Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	modified enhanced olive 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	lime green Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	red Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	pickled skewed honey stick	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 23
5189	modified upside-down double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	cyan Oprah's dance instructor's Operation Patriot Shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	ionized concentrated corrupted data	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	spinning 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	spinning exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	spinning flame-retardant Great S-Cape	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	tumbling Marvelous Unitard of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	dried gooey paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	altered blinking beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	twisted paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	twisted narrow ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	mixed greasy paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	mixed bug paste	1	decent	Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	denatured hippy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	boiled mirror tumbling orc paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	vaporized demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	vaporized indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	dried squat paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	mixed upside-down goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	modified fuchsia pirate paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	denatured cyan chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	altered paste	1	good	Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	powdered Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	boiled slimy paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	denatured penguin paste	1	good	Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	pickled blue mirror elemental paste	1	good	Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	boiled cosmic paste	1	good	Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	boiled mirror hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	powdered upside-down narrow gray Crimbo paste	1	decent	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	huge fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	purple Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	moldy mirror Ur-Donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	tumbling shaking The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	watered-down hand-crafted bucket of wine	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	miniature normal olive ultrafondue	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	spinning energetic shining halo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	pulsating furry halo of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	wobbly fortified frosty halo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	pulsating wobbly miser's time halo	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	weak drinkable Lumineux Limnio	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted huge Morto Moreto	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	hand-crafted Temps Tempranillo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	perfectly mixed pulsating Bordeaux Marteaux	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	mediocre Fromage Pinotage	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	acceptable practically non-alcoholic red Beignet Milgranet	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	delicious practically non-alcoholic blurry Muschat	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	spoiled immense cool jelly donut	10	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	moldy shrapnel jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	bland thick occult jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	flavorless thyme jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	low-calorie toothsome danish	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	snack-sized stale smashed danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	decent forbidden danish	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	adequate gigantic cool cat claw	10	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	flavorless blunt cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	stale shadowy cat claw	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	tiny decent upside-down cheezburger	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	stale toasted brie	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	unsweetened quantum tumbling potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	extra-flattened Vulcanized concentrated spinning tumbling too legit potion	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	warmed Bright Water	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	tarnished wobbly cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	galvanized non-diffused narrow graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	energized concentrated blurry cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	irradiated potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	aerosolized potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	super-ionized potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	frozen double-improved mirror green potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	ionized denatured potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	pulsating chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	green broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	bouncing skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	Jack Frost's hammerus	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	blunt icepick of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	baleful fluorescent lightbulb	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	studded deadly blammer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	upside-down stanky clock-cleaning hammer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	arcane researcher's broken clock	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	blurry chaotic dethklok	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	Samson's glacial clock	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	twirling jittery d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	cyan d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	jittery yellow d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	wobbly generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	jittery kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	wobbly newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	shaking dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	flavorless tiny special phish stick	1	decent	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	blurry chilly rosy-cheeked padded plastic vampire fangs	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	shaking extremely unsafe Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	family-friendly ribald Annie Oakley's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	blinking olive pulsating executive Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	upside-down spinning Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	tumbling teal ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	spinning funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	super-denatured pickled corrupted ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	anodized wobbly necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	moist vacuum-sealed bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	corrupted fuchsia bouncing upside-down whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	warmed quadruple-tarnished wobbly cyan press-on ribs	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	double-oxidized Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	irradiated moist mirror mirror Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	enhanced Vulcanized purple Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	irradiated green upside-down Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	quantum cyan Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic green Ecto-Cooler	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	drinkable Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	irresponsibly strong bad Blood Light	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	watered-down artisanal Silver Bullet beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	mediocre yellow Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	blue ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	alkaline dry sorority brain	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	frozen Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	triple-cold-filtered colloidal drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	careful extra-see-thru nightie	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	foul-smelling Samson's BRAINS shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	ghostly Lo Pan's Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	pulsating nasty scrunchie	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	red energetic extremely skinny jeans of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	groovy brainy The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	knitted MacGyver's savvy The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	reassuring Sinatra's The Necbromancer's Shorts of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	bouncing healthy sinister The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	enchanted lousy The Cooler Out of Space	3	decent	Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	wobbly squat The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	dry irradiated huge Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	fuchsia A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	wobbly jar of oil	0		
5354	skewed bouncing The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	gray Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	bouncing Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	narrow green shaking Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	jittery Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	red CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	blurry CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	twirling fuchsia Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	narrow shaking olive KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	green boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	shaking Samson's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	wool plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	hardened plastic colollilossus	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	lion tamer's plastic Big Candy of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	ghostly spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	altered narrow groose grease	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	maroon kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	red mirror strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	gray ridiculous belt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	scorching ridiculous earring	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	chaotic ridiculous sunglasses	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	snack-sized stale ridiculous sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	extra-dry drinkable squat ridiculous cocktail	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	Socratic zombie monkey necklace of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	wobbly sandpaper	0		
5395	pulsating peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	concentrated skewed peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	rotten peppermint patty	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	skewed peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	dance instructor's candy cane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	Samson's experienced smooth cane-mail shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	rosewater-soaked banded cool cane-mail pants	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	aged practically non-alcoholic Vodka Matryoshka	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	bad Gin Mint	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	aged watered-down Tequiz Navidad	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	artisanal Mint Yulep	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	drinkable distilled Crimbojito	5	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	mediocre weak Sangria de Menthe	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	teal candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	extra-quantum irradiated licorice root	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	aerosolized polarized huge banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	tarnished twirling pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	energized triple-electrified wobbly lime supersucker	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	polarized frozen kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	oxidized warmed strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	beefcake's bananarama bangle	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	brawny pair of pearidot earrings	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	MacGyver's tourmalime tourniquet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	kumquartz ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	personal trainer's strawberyl necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	bouncing weightlifter's sucker bucket of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	teal family-friendly sucker hakama	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	foul-smelling sucker kabuto	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	sinister sucker tachi	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	olive sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	narrow DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	warmed quadruple-activated non-cold-filtered huge blue fudge lily	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	spinning superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	activated skewed fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	narrow fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	bland low-calorie fudgesicle	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	activated anodized purple devilish folio	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	upside-down dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	bouncing olive avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	teal spinning gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	green gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	double-activated quantum chilled teal Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	adequate twirling blinking fudge bunny	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	purple fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	dog trainer's fudgecycle of Leguizamo of horror	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	upside-down mirror gray fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	upside-down Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	double-enhanced quadruple-aerosolized triple-deionized skewed resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	oxidized twirling resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	flattened spinning resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	alkaline deionized flattened pulsating resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	Vulcanized jittery resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	aerosolized nitrogenated resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	pressed fuchsia resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	double-concentrated purple resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	chilled resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	red gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	huge gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	frozen bouncing gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	chilled gummi snake	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	denatured flattened tarnished bouncing gummi canary	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	bland gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	bland jumbo gummi bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	spoiled small gummi bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	spoiled upside-down drunki-bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	spoiled upside-down drunki-bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	decent half-sized drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	tumbling clever fudge pocket square	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	baleful lollipop cufflinks	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	wobbly ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	squat huge belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	mirror blurry ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	dry gray gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	electrified pickled gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	dry fuchsia gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	arcane researcher's Newton's Big Candy's tophat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	shaking Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	ghostly pulsating tumbling Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	maroon tumbling Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	jittery Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blue blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	moldy immense jerky coins	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	drinkable Go-Wassail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	flattened ionized Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	quantum bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	concentrated oxidized wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	pulsating Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	pulsating Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	jittery pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	ionized blinking Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	stale berries of suffering	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	non-nitrogenated huge baobab sap	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	colloidal activated twirling Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	tolerable enchanted watered-down Barulio's bottle	2	good	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	corrupted super-cold-filtered Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	blinking half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	unsweetened huge desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	lime green zippy banded Leapin' Trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20
5544	artisanal upside-down ghostly eggnog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	half-sized rotten hamhock	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	mansplainer's Trusty	0		Monster Level: +15
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	blinking empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	anodized polymerized blinking fireclutch	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 11
5556	maroon resourceful Rain-Doh wings of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	twirling Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	zippy toasty Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	Rain-Doh lantern of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	olive Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	tumbling stylish weightlifter's Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	bouncing Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	rotten PB&BP	4	crappy	
5566	normal club sandwich	3	good	
5567	rotten corned-beef Reuben	3	crappy	
5568	upside-down fuchsia frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	shaking dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	yellow narrow tumbling loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	acceptable Drac & Tan	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	lousy Transylvania Sling	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	artisanal Shot of the Living Dead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	delicious fancy Buttery Knob	4	awesome	Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	drinkable spinning Slippery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	watered-down acceptable Flaming Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	hand-crafted Grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	artisanal irresponsibly strong Locust	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	perfectly mixed Plague of Locusts	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	bad Red Dwarf	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	aged Golden Mean	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	lousy huge Green Giant	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	bad watered-down cyan Aye Aye	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	acceptable Aye Aye, Captain	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong twirling Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	extra-dry tolerable Humanitini	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	distilled bad More Humanitini than Humanitini	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	drinkable weak Oh, the Humanitini	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	delicious jittery Great Older Fashioned	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	bad Fuzzy Tentacle	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	tolerable Crazymaker	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	acceptable Zoodriver	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	bad tumbling Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	irresponsibly strong special acceptable skewed squat Suffering Sinner	6	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	aged weak ghostly Suppurating Sinner	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Sizzling Sinner	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	artisanal Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	watered-down special mediocre twirling Earth and Firewater	2	decent	Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	watered-down fancy bad Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	decent	Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	perfectly mixed Slimosa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	watered-down perfectly mixed Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	delicious squat Slimebite	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	fortified tolerable Cement Mixer	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	drinkable watered-down Jackhammer	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	delicious extra-dry Dump Truck	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	watered-down acceptable bouncing Fauna Libre	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	weak drinkable mirror Chakra Libre	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	weak bad Aura Libre	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	mediocre blinking Sazerorc	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	perfectly mixed jittery Sazuruk-hai	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	aged jittery Flaming Sazerorc	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	hand-crafted weak Green Velvet	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	lousy fortified huge Green Muslin	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	tolerable high-proof Green Burlap	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	tolerable watered-down mirror Mohobo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	mediocre Moonshine Mohobo	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	aged bouncing Flaming Mohobo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	hand-crafted triple-distilled Drunken Philosopher	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	artisanal weak huge blinking Drunken Neurologist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	smooth shaking Drunken Astrophysicist	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	watered-down drinkable Dark & Starry	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	bad spirit-forward special Black Hole	5	decent	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	triple-distilled artisanal Event Horizon	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	extra-dry hand-crafted Herring Daiquiri	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	drinkable Herring Wallbanger	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	enchanted mediocre twirling Herringtini	4	decent	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	bad huge Lollipop Drop	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	watered-down drinkable jittery Candy Alexander	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Candicaine	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	irresponsibly strong tolerable blurry Caipiranha	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	aged watered-down special cyan Flying Caipiranha	2	awesome	Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	weak smooth Flaming Caipiranha	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	lousy Punchplanter	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	smooth blurry Doublepunchplanter	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	fancy tolerable Haymaker	3	good	Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	miniature toothsome fungus	2	awesome	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	chilled extra-cold-filtered chilled mirror stone wool	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 31
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	sharpshooter's calendar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
5648	tumbling fuchsia quilted smooth Boris's Helm	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	bouncing greedy fortified staph of homophones	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +20, Alters Page Text
5650	pulsating Annie Oakley's electrified medical-grade Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	upside-down spinning mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	shaking Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	twirling key-o-tron	0		
5654	adequate nailswurst	3	good	
5655	perfectly mixed ghostly used beer	3	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	cyan prompt insulting hat	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	gray strapping offensive moustache	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
5661	hairshirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
5662	blue Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	spinning microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	shaking pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	gray How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	mirror puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	normal fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	good	
5671	mediocre blinking slap and slap again	3	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	shaking beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	diluted watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	squat pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	wool Ze&trade; goggles	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	shaking soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	stylish stylish swimsuit of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	bouncing lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	super-sized spoiled squat P.B.L.T.	5	crappy	
5682	twirling note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	narrow BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bouncing red bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	aromatic UV monocular	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5689	yellow drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	tumbling pacification grenade	0		
5692	ghostly hardened quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 3
5693	banded phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
5694	squat Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	skewed Herculean bugbear detector	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	scorching supercool The Lost Glasses	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	upside-down Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	green crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	maroon veiny wax hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 110, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	ghostly jittery avaricious auspicious wax pants	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	tarnished oxidized drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	flame-wreathed stiffened fireman's helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	twirling beefcake's fire axe	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	nippy Newton's brainy fire extinguisher	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	flavorless FDKOL hotcakes	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	jittery hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	decent fiery wing	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	flame-wreathed Sinatra's wings of fire	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	dog trainer's FDKOL fire hose	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	double-modified bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	olive hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	teal chilly hot daub bun of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	Tesla Herculean hot daub stand	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	ribald foot-long hot daub of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	thick decent special angst burger	5	good	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 15
5731	hand-crafted 5-hour acrimony	3	EPIC	
5732	shaking ghostly blank note	0		
5733	huge eerily silent box	0		
5734	half-sized normal forbidden sausage	2	good	
5735	mirror electrified Lord Flameface's cloak	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	liquefied twirling Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 61
5737	double-activated chilled polymerized shaking daub-breaker	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	veiny Camp Scout backpack	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	blinking CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	decent bag of GORP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	hand-crafted water purification pills	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	delicious boozy CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	snack-sized rotten bag of GORF	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	yummy bag of QWOP	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	modified flattened colloidal bouncing jittery CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	irresponsibly strong tolerable blue CSA cheerfulness ration	10	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	blinking blurry olive CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	gigantic decent crappy brain	10	good	
5753	miniature adequate gray decent brain	2	good	
5754	delicious low-calorie tumbling good brain	1	awesome	
5755	snack-sized toothsome boss brain	2	awesome	
5756	stale hunter brain	4	decent	
5758	skewed stanky hale Staff of Holiday Sensations of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	skewed double-paned forbidden staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
5760	pulsating asbestos-lined friendly occult staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5
5761	blurry stanky Sinatra's Staff of the Scummy Sink of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	jittery Van der Graaf savvy Superhero Reboots	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5764	jittery cool fuzzy busby of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	ghostly inspector's foul-smelling fuzzy earmuffs	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	flame-retardant studded fuzzy montera of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	mirror purple Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gray gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	blurry Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	green Van der Graaf brawny Barney's rake	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5778	bland idiot brain	3	decent	
5779	foul-smelling keel-haulin' knife	0		Stench Damage: +10
5780	ice cream scoop of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
5781	weak perfectly mixed pulsating soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	2	EPIC	
5782	skewed morningwood plank	0		
5783	cyan raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	blurry bubblin' crude	0		
5790	mirror box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	nasty right bear arm of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	jittery censurious Temple Grandin's left bear arm of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	yellow Hat O' Nine Tails of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
5794	nitrogenated Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 12
5795	electrified Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 32
5796	modified triple-polymerized squat Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 57
5797	colloidal narrow Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 33
5798	altered activated Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 35
5799	alkaline improved skewed eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 49
5800	galvanized extra-polarized anodized pulsating Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 44
5801	quadruple-polarized maroon jittery Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 69
5802	cold-filtered pressed tumbling perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 23
5803	non-warmed White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 59
5804	diffused maroon Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 14
5805	liquefied wet breath mint	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 69
5806	enhanced muesli	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 69
5807	ionized corrupted huge glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 60
5808	alkaline double-nitrogenated glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 20
5809	magnetized fuchsia Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 15
5810	aerosolized anodized red Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 46
5811	flattened boiled tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 25
5812	adjusted pressed blurry shaking skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 58
5813	super-unsweetened pulsating smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 30
5814	polarized diffused blob of acid	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
5815	dry flayed mind	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 49
5816	galvanized adjusted gray kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 32
5817	ionized forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 28
5818	magnetized super-aerosolized cold-filtered Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 53
5819	anodized narrow gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 19
5820	triple-polymerized blinking bull blubber	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 23
5821	irradiated double-magnetized pulsating frog lip-print	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 36
5822	ionized blue tumbling gazely stare	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 37
5823	energized canopic jar	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 43
5824	electrified pickled chilled clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 35
5825	enhanced chilled squat Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 34
5826	ionized shaking zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 13
5827	galvanized skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 56
5828	nitrogenated magnetized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 27
5829	pickled dry magnetized janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 51
5830	triple-polymerized pressed pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 60
5831	diffused pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 47
5832	extra-irradiated spinning secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 25
5833	denatured bouncing blue brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 49
5834	quantum holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 55
5835	polymerized shaking scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 13
5836	polarized embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 69
5837	nitrogenated jittery red Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 52
5838	Vulcanized Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 52
5839	electrified ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
5840	corrupted ghostly huge Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 12
5841	quantum A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 47
5842	aerosolized non-moist spinning toothbrush	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 35
5843	frozen pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 29
5844	oxidized double-dry una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 45
5845	pickled compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 44
5846	warmed quantum spinning shaking salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 52
5847	quadruple-electrified maroon blinking bouncing unholy water	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 53
5848	adjusted maroon Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 17
5849	adjusted colloidal purple handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 37
5850	colloidal huge space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 51
5851	alkaline anodized temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 47
5852	warmed anodized improved yellow oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 28
5853	dry wet warmed stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 52
5854	quadruple-unsweetened ionized Vulcanized BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 53
5855	vacuum-sealed modified Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 22
5856	cold-filtered aerosolized olive Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 44
5857	quadruple-irradiated grey cube	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 61
5858	activated votive candle	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 57
5859	improved shaking booby trap	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 48
5860	deionized irradiated Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 25
5861	concentrated good ash	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 26
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	fuchsia Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	teal papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	extra-adjusted electrified papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	nitrogenated upside-down papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	Vulcanized quadruple-polarized jittery papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	fireproof brawny papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	red stanky vibrating papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	tumbling teal extremely unsafe papier-masque of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	electrified Sinatra's papier-mitre	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	lime green bouncing stiffened wizardly papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	lime green papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	wobbly scorching Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Hot Damage: +25
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	wholesome slick skeleton skis of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	spoiled skeleton quiche	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	wobbly skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	greasy chaotic rosy-cheeked quilted Bonestabber	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	tolerable crystal skeleton vodka	4	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	twirling Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	ghostly deadly auxiliary backbone	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	twirling skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	cyan ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	magnetized that gum you like	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 15
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	blue Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	narrow canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	dehydrated narrow Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	red jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	skewed cyan jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	skewed green jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	narrow jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	skewed pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	wobbly Lo Pan's wedding ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
5910	narrow deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	ghostly sizzling Oprah's Solstice Shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10
5913	tarnished non-flattened polymerized candy sushi set	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	ionized sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	frozen beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	dry non-wet sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	electrified bouncing teal cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	huge plastic animelf of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	huge Jim Carey's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	jittery plastic Uncle Crimboku of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	spinning plastic MechaElf of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	forbidden brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	blinking shaking bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	bouncing flame-wreathed brainy plastic four-shadowed mime of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	shellacked plastic Bugbear Captain of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	studded plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	Da Vinci's cool plastic Lord Flameface	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	coward's plastic Beebee King	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	green plastic Queen Bee	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	jittery olive sharpshooter's plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	groovy plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	blurry plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	deadly plastic spiderbugbear	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	upside-down plastic peacannon of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	vibrating plastic the Free Man	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	extremely unsafe plastic fire servant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	blinking squat scandalous plastic mumblebee	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	plastic moneybee of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	red mirror plastic beebee gunners of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	smartaleck's plastic beebee queue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	spinning lime green Rosewater's plastic buzzerker	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	twirling greedy plastic bee swarm	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	plastic batbugbear of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	sage plastic bugaboo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	twirling plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	huge occult plastic ops bugbear	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	miser's plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	upside-down yellow dangerous plastic cavebugbear	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	crafty plastic Norville Rogers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	stiffened plastic Scott the Miner	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	yellow Lo Pan's plastic angry space marine	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	tumbling coward's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	gravedigger's plastic Father McGruber	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	dog trainer's plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	flame-retardant plastic blazing bat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	electronic dulcimer pants of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	gray A-Boo clue	0		
5965	chilly dangerous Frown Exerciser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	red soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	cyan soul doorbell	0		
5968	wobbly mirror soul coin	0		
5969	green soul knife	0		
5970	soul mask of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
5971	teal blurry record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	teal record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	teal record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	blinking Da Vinci's silent beret of James Dean of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	flavorless special slice of pizza	4	decent	Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	ghostly star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	acceptable high-proof tankard of ale	7	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	wobbly vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	gray mirror reassuring sizzling cloth cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	rosy-cheeked weightlifter's iron dagger of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	flavorless hamburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	delicious practically non-alcoholic bottle of wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	tumbling bouncing round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	knitted slick iron helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: 30, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	supercool steel sword of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	half-sized moldy whole roasted chicken	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	narrow extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	lousy shining goblet	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	supercool crown of incineration of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	narrow reassuring hardened sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	steel-toed Sinatra's Helm of the Scream Emperor of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	rosy-cheeked banded razor-sharp Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	scorching dance instructor's Sword of Dark Omens of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	rock-hard smooth Shield of Icy Fate of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	blurry careful experienced Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	scorching hale occult Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	avaricious wicked Boots of Twilight Whispers of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	wobbly spinning flame-wreathed ruddy Belt of Howling Anger of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	logging hatchet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6011	careful orc wrist	0		Monster Level: -10
6012	wobbly freshwater pearl necklace of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
6013	orcish stud-finder of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
6014	tumbling wholesome screwing pooch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6015	irradiated super-activated twirling orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 35
6016	denatured polymerized olive orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 18
6017	super-irradiated diffused huge blue shaking orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 17
6018	smooth watered-down backwoods screwdriver	2	awesome	
6019	squat loadstone of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
6020	jittery lard-coated electrified Claybender glasses	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6021	squat frightening Duskwalker fangs of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
6022	squat Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	Lo Pan's Whoompa Fur Pants of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	Whatsian Ionic Pliers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
6025	frozen Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 62
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	ghostly Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	blinking T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	skewed veiny dress pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	zippy badge of authority	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6032	ghostly motorcycle boots of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
6033	electrified stiffened stolen necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6034	skewed gravedigger's savvy troll britches	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	pickled upside-down tumbling vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 48
6036	perfectly mixed artisanal limoncello	3	EPIC	
6037	shaking ginger ale	0		
6038	super-sized rotten bouncing incredible pizza	5	crappy	
6039	narrow ribald oil cap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	shaking lightning-fast hale oil lamp	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +40
6041	oil slacks of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	oil pan of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	squat Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	squat Rosewater's Misty Cloak of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20
6048	Misty Robe of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +100
6049	Van der Graaf hardened Misty Cape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	spoiled Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	watered-down tolerable Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	dry diffused Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	wobbly The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	twirling Annie Oakley's smartaleck's Meatcleaver	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	twirling Crimbo Elf bobble-head of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	frightening Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	wholesome Crimbo tree flocker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	resourceful Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	sinister Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	cyan wad of spider silk	0		
6066	skewed goblin collarbone	0		
6067	chilly friendly Truthsayer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	maroon confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	Vulcanized spinning haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	wet magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	ionized denatured alkaline 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	mediocre spinning McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	flavorless huge enchanted haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	9	decent	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	huge home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	haggis socks of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	twirling jittery actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	spinning Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	mirror magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	supercharged Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	nippy Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	tumbling boxer's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	twirling Microplushie: Sororitrate of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	brawny Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	upside-down Microplushie: Raverdrine of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	mirror Microplushie: Hobomosome of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	blinking Microplushie: Dorkonide of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	curative Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	gray classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	huge MacGyver's Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	maroon Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	skewed narrow Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	twirling Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	Sherlock's forbidden Ginsu&trade;	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	jittery bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	bouncing zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	blinking bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	weak artisanal Chinese beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	moist jittery bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	narrow ruddy novelty tattoo sleeves of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	thinker's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	blinking piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	fireproof supercharged wizardly White Dragon Fang	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	shaking butterfly knife of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	cyan wobbly blurry tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	wobbly pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	weighted paperclip chain of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	Jack Frost's rubber gloves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	fuchsia mirror Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	stale small ghostly roasted duck	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	decent jittery dead meat bun	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	inspector's cat collar	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	Jim Carey's Samson's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	squat Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	cyan carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	adequate carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	tolerable pulsating carrot claret	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	dried tumbling purple carrot juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	twirling pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	groovy Byte of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	Sinatra's anger blaster	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	jittery doubt cannon of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	narrow Annie Oakley's fear condenser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	sinister regret hose	0		Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	Jack Frost's commodore's hat of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	Herculean naval trousers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	deck cannon of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	skewed hardened ornamental sextant	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	Herculean Bloodbath of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Hundred Headed IPA	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	jumbo moldy chum	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	nitrogenated tarnished crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 26
6172	altered concentrated narrow candy crayons	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	ribald forbidden pixel grappling hook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
6174	squat GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	bouncing cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	wobbly Jack Frost's occult sage Jarlsberg's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6185	diet normal blurry consummate hard-boiled egg	1	good	
6186	spoiled consummate fried egg	4	crappy	
6187	jumbo toothsome consummate egg salad	5	awesome	
6188	normal consummate bagel	3	good	
6189	miniature stale consummate sliced bread	2	decent	
6190	delicious consummate hot dog bun	3	awesome	
6191	decent shaking huge consummate brownie	3	good	
6192	adequate big consummate toast	5	good	
6193	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed passable stout	6	EPIC	
6194	stale consummate soup	3	decent	
6195	flavorless mirror huge consummate corn chips	3	decent	
6196	bland special consummate salad	3	decent	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 45
6197	tasty consummate salsa	4	awesome	
6198	tiny adequate consummate sauerkraut	1	good	
6199	immense adequate consummate cheese slice	8	good	
6200	tasty squat consummate melted cheese	4	awesome	
6201	bland big consummate bacon	5	decent	
6202	tasty consummate meatloaf	3	awesome	
6203	spoiled jittery consummate steak	3	crappy	
6204	yummy consummate cuts	4	awesome	
6205	miniature spoiled consummate frankfurter	2	crappy	
6206	toothsome enchanted huge jittery consummate french fries	4	awesome	Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 45
6207	small flavorless consummate baked potato	2	decent	
6208	bad acceptable vodka	3	decent	
6209	moldy narrow twirling skewed consummate ice cream	4	crappy	
6210	delicious consummate whipped cream	4	awesome	
6211	small stale blurry consummate cream	2	decent	
6212	normal consummate strawberries	3	good	
6213	adequate fancy green consummate sorbet	3	good	Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 5
6214	smooth tumbling mirror adequate rum	3	awesome	
6215	perfectly mixed weak twirling mirror mediocre lager	2	EPIC	
6216	bite-sized stale immaculate grilled cheese	1	decent	
6217	rotten thick spinning immaculate ice cream sandwich	5	crappy	
6218	normal enchanted immaculate hot dog	3	good	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 45
6219	immense stale shaking immaculate egg salad sandwich	8	decent	
6220	yummy perfect sandwich	3	awesome	
6221	spoiled perfect chef salad	4	crappy	
6222	flavorless miniature perfect breakfast	2	decent	
6223	rotten sublime deluxe hot dog	3	crappy	
6224	snack-sized stale upside-down sublime stew	2	decent	
6225	stale red skewed sublime nachos	3	decent	
6226	bland yellow Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	decent	
6227	decent pulsating Loaded Baked Potato	4	good	
6228	rotten Omega Sundae	3	crappy	
6229	lousy Das Sauerlager	3	decent	
6230	weak mediocre Bologna Lambic	2	decent	
6231	strong bad squat cyan Vodka Dog	5	decent	
6232	perfectly mixed strong Disappointed Russian	5	EPIC	
6233	bad distilled twirling Chunky Mary	5	decent	
6234	perfectly mixed ghostly Nachojito	4	EPIC	
6235	irresponsibly strong mediocre yellow Le Roi	8	decent	
6236	lousy Over Easy Rider	4	decent	
6237	mirror cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	adjusted altered cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 57
6240	aerosolized tumbling wobbly wobbly Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 45
6241	pickled censored can label	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 63
6242	triple-warmed warmed ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 42
6243	galvanized the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 46
6244	concentrated energized wobbly blurry cat's paw	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 56
6245	ionized denatured jittery ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 64
6246	frozen modified blinking demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 66
6247	dry wet bouncing wobbly clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 60
6248	oxidized gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 36
6249	purple dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	crafty Oprah's numberwang of Calamity Jane of extreme caution of doom of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6251	cold-filtered aerosolized jittery scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	dry scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	jittery Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	tumbling Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	fuchsia dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	fuchsia pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	spinning fireproof wool padded Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	blinking toasty Staff of the Staff of Life of the dark arts of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	narrow lightning-fast careful Rosewater's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	shaking squat hardened brawny beefcake's Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	upside-down up-at-dawn Van der Graaf Staff of the Hearty Dinner of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's Staff of the All-Steak of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	lime green blurry Da Vinci's Staff of Fruit Salad of chilblains of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	narrow therapeutic stiffened boxer's Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	upside-down jar of protein powder	0		
6267	fancy moldy grain of protein powder	3	crappy	Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 20
6268	denatured polarized pec oil	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 13
6269	gym membership card of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
6270	magnetized yellow Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 31
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	gray penguin keychain of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6273	ionized polymerized gray O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 11
6274	hand-crafted open sauce	3	EPIC	
6275	toasty beefy turkey leg	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5
6276	mediocre enchanted Ye Olde Meade	3	decent	Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 5
6277	extra-activated Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 64
6278	blurry wobbly Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	bouncing shellacked pewter claymore	0		Damage Reduction: 7
6280	mirror artisanal rice peeler of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
6281	moldy narrow heirloom grape tomato	4	crappy	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	green Socratic brown felt tophat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	yellow gear	0		
6285	scorching Mark I Steam-Hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	Mark II Steam-Hat of chilblains of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	family-friendly supercharged grievous Mark III Steam-Hat of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	up-at-dawn wool Socratic supercool Mark IV Steam-Hat of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	deadly Samson's smartaleck's savvy Mark V Steam-Hat of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	narrow upside-down up-at-dawn curative punk rock jacket	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6292	blue blurry Jeselnik's safety pin of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
6293	bland stolen sushi	4	decent	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	flattened Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 11
6301	irradiated possibility potion	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 18
6302	squat eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	upside-down narrow ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	jittery miser's foul-smelling toasty lion tamer's educational Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	frightening Annie Oakley's educational Jarlsberg's pan of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	non-oxidized ghostly mirror celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	pressed magnetized celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	wet celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	adjusted magnetized blinking celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	sharpshooter's Uncle Buck	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only
6312	gray blinking crate of fish meat	0		
6313	spinning damp wallet	0		
6314	maroon pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	aromatic studded SCUBA tank	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater
6316	pulsating rosy-cheeked personal trainer's deep six-shooter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
6317	spinning narrow coward's wizardly sea chaps	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	Jim Carey's sea holster of courage of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6319	denatured nitrogenated bouncing yellow shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 40
6320	tumbling tumbling asbestos-lined long-forgotten necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +5
6321	pearl	0		
6322	twirling sea lace	0		
6323	twirling manspreader's smartaleck's jam band of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6324	narrow hardened aquamariner's ring of the detective of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6325	bouncing reassuring hardy sinister aquamariner's necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6326	lime green scorching Newton's pearl diver's ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6327	shaking pearl diver's necklace of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6328	squat sushi doily	0		
6329	huge scimitar cozy	0		
6330	skewed fish stick cozy	0		
6331	narrow skewed bazooka cozy	0		
6332	Oprah's stylish cozy scimitar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Breakable
6333	manspreader's Sinatra's Staff of the Cozy Fish of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -5, Breakable
6334	pulsating cozy bazooka of the brazier of the sewer of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Breakable
6335	sea mantle of extreme caution of bravery	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5
6336	reassuring scorching sea shawl	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	lard-coated rock-hard sea cape	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	ghostly saltwaterbed	0		
6339	extremely unsafe groovy muddy pirate hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	zippy floral-print skirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	reassuring rosy-cheeked spectral axe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
6342	skewed squat Sherlock's reassuring super-strong air freshener	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
6343	cold-filtered polarized skewed Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 42
6344	teal squat Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	modified Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 65
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	energized nitrogenated Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 36
6348	teal banded Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	clever Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	bouncing Annie Oakley's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	perfumed Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Stench Resistance: +5
6352	red jittery electrified Mer-kin stopwatch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Initiative: +50
6353	bouncing Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	anodized Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 30
6355	enhanced energized Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 55
6356	skewed Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	upside-down stanky Mer-kin begsign	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	nitrogenated dry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	super-anodized tarnished shaking pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	adjusted liquefied upside-down mirror pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	modified unsweetened vacuum-sealed red pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	diffused pulled taffy	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	oxidized pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	polarized moist twirling pulsating pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	skewed wobbly Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	blinking twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	fancy hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic can of the cheapest beer	1	EPIC	Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 10
6372	watered-down mediocre cyan bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	2	decent	
6373	perfectly mixed single swig of vodka	3	EPIC	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	testy toolbox of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	skewed Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	frozen ph balancer	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 39
6381	activated blurry mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 13
6382	wobbly nugget of sodium	0		
6383	blinking root beer	1	good	
6384	gray bouncing jigsaw blade	0		
6385	maroon wood screw	0		
6386	wobbly balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	irradiated Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 18
6390	diffused adjusted wobbly Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 68
6391	activated irradiated Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 18
6392	blue smooth scale-mail underwear of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	double-galvanized colloidal comb jelly	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 64
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	narrow inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	cyan peanut sauce	0		
6398	maroon glass	0		
6399	wet cold-filtered twirling Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 37
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	liquefied blurry tear	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 57
6402	alkaline jagged tooth	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 64
6403	modified grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 61
6404	dry pickled violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
6405	enhanced worst candy	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 27
6406	quantum pulsating fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 20
6407	sharpshooter's Pocket Square of Loathing of the empath of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	upside-down corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	spinning KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	narrow cyan Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	bland super-sized flavorless gruel	5	decent	
6416	spoiled mana curds	3	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	warmed moth dust	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 18
6420	non-enhanced galvanized ionized pulsating squat glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	flavorless vampire chowder	3	decent	
6423	olive Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	squat Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	upside-down Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	tasty small green huge Dreadsylvanian stew	2	awesome	
6427	lousy triple-distilled blurry Dreadsylvanian	9	decent	
6428	galvanized oxidized teal Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 34
6429	vacuum-sealed unsweetened Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 25
6430	narrow smooth dreadful fedora of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	lightning-fast dreadful sweater	0		Initiative: +40, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	supercool dreadful glove	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	tumbling Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	purple Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	blurry Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	squat huge Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	yellow foul-smelling rosy-cheeked Covers-Your-Head of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	yellow inspector's occult Drapes-You-Regally of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	Usain Bolt's fireproof greasy Warms-Your-Tush	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	Jim Carey's cool Helps-You-Sleep	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Blind
6444	therapeutic Quiets-Your-Steps of the empath of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6445	toasty careful Protects-Your-Junk	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6446	mediocre Gets-You-Drunk	3	decent	
6447	upside-down skewed executive greasy shellacked Great Wolf's headband	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	wholesome rock-hard fortified Great Wolf's left paw	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	spinning Lo Pan's extremely unsafe Great Wolf's right paw of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	deadly Great Wolf's rocket launcher of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	lightning-fast supercharged rock-hard Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	jittery Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	diffused tarnished wobbly Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 40
6454	dog trainer's zombie mariachi hat of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	fuchsia baleful grievous personal trainer's zombie accordion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	wobbly Lo Pan's wizardly thinker's zombie mariachi pants	0		Mysticality: 35, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	up-at-dawn quilted personal trainer's HOA regulation book	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +5
6458	lard-coated rosy-cheeked HOA zombie eyes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6459	upside-down HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	squat fortified Fonzie's Mayor Ghost's toupee of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	Tesla wicked Mayor Ghost's cloak of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	knitted brawny Mayor Ghost's khakis of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	ghostly fireproof Mayor Ghost's gavel of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	medical-grade Mayor Ghost's sash of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6467	pulsating squat Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	flavorless olive ghost pepper	3	decent	
6469	auspicious lard-coated Thunkula's drinking cap of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	scandalous mansplainer's Drunkula's cape of incineration	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	wobbly yellow nippy wizardly Drunkula's silky pants of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	Usain Bolt's arcane researcher's experienced Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +80, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	careful Drunkula's wineglass	0		Monster Level: -10
6475	hand-crafted bottle of Bloodweiser	3	EPIC	
6476	blurry weightlifter's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	green asbestos-lined brainy Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	fuchsia horrifying crafty Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	up-at-dawn reassuring double-paned scandalous dog trainer's deadly Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
6480	Temple Grandin's MacGyver's Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Thorns: 1
6481	cool Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +100
6482	mansplainer's grievous Staff of the Roaring Hearth of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6483	Kool-Aid	1	awesome	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	ghostly dreadful roast	0		
6487	bouncing stinking agaricus	0		
6488	normal Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	good	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	upside-down narrow tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	pulsating wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	skewed replica key	0		
6495	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	drinkable bloody kiwitini	4	good	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	tumbling careful electrified brainy moon-amber necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	sharpshooter's educational hangman's hood of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6505	jittery family-friendly lion tamer's educational ring finger ring	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6506	pulsating Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	blue cool iron ingot	0		
6508	gravedigger's forbidden cool iron helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	friendly cool iron breastplate of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
6510	wholesome cool iron greaves of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	huge spinning vibrating Da Vinci's ghost shawl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	Annie Oakley's warm fur	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
6514	twirling Samson's snowstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6515	shaking energetic eerie fetish	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6516	tolerable practically non-alcoholic stinkwater	1	good	
6517	lime green dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	toothsome accidental mutton	4	awesome	
6519	upside-down shellacked drafty drawers of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	squat studded wolfskull mask of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	guts necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
6522	mirror perfumed sage groping claw	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
6523	vengeful spirit of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
6524	BOOtonniere of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6525	cold-filtered ghost thread	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 22
6526	bag of unfinished business of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100
6527	wobbly hale personal trainer's transparent pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	sage hothammer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
6529	smooth Thriller Ice	4	awesome	
6530	fireproof grandfather watch	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	maroon huge muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	Van der Graaf spyglass of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6533	gray vial of hot blood of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6534	wobbly blurry remorseless knife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
6535	boxer's intimidating coiffure	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	rosewater-soaked chilly cod cape	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
6537	rotten blood sausage	3	crappy	
6538	purple therapeutic razor-sharp frying brainpan	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6539	lion tamer's beefcake's ball and chain	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
6540	brainy dry bone	0		Mysticality: +5
6541	boxer's tailbone shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
6542	skewed tonguebone of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
6543	executive gravedigger's pogo stick	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6545	narrow educational weedy skirt of the ox of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	pants of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	ghostly wobbly Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	tumbling cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	huge cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	jittery cluster	0		
6553	mirror cluster	0		
6554	ghostly stench cluster	0		
6555	mirror sleaze cluster	0		
6556	triple-pickled galvanized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 26
6557	anodized activated phial of coldness	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 22
6558	enhanced frozen blurry phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 18
6559	liquefied dry maroon phial of stench	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 33
6560	dry phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 47
6561	narrow adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	extremely unsafe hand of Mr. Cards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	huge flavorless Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	6	decent	
6565	normal tiny bouncing Dreadsylvanian pocket	1	good	
6566	decent Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	good	
6567	normal twirling Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	good	
6568	spoiled Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	crappy	
6569	acceptable Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	good	
6570	mediocre watered-down blinking Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	decent	
6571	aged boozy Dreadsylvanian grimlet	5	awesome	
6572	acceptable weak huge Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	good	
6573	hand-crafted jittery Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	teal stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	tumbling length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	gray Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	bouncing frightening hot dog wrapper	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6585	fuchsia manspreader's Annie Oakley's debonair deboner	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
6586	nitrogenated electrified spinning chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 58
6587	auspicious jar of frostigkraut	0		Item Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6588	ghostly narrow Van der Graaf studded gnawed-up dog bone	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6589	brainy Grey Guanon	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6590	rosy-cheeked groovy Engorged Sausages and You of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30
6591	lousy dream of a dog	3	decent	
6592	twirling prompt Lo Pan's sage optimal spreadsheet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	lime green hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	dried epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	olive clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	teal clockwork disc	0		
6599	blue clockwork hand	0		
6600	red upside-down clockwork hand	0		
6601	squat clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	blinking clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	upside-down clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	wobbly clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	upside-down clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	ghostly clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	gray twirling cuckoo clock	0		
6615	weak artisanal Cold One	2	???	
6616	thick spoiled squat spinning spaghetti breakfast	5	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	green folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	squat folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	maroon folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	ghostly folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	skewed folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	blinking lime green folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	narrow folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	blurry folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	spinning folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked slide rule	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6649	irradiated Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 45
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	lime green twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	perfectly mixed fancy stepmom's booze	4	EPIC	Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 50
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	rock-hard band T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5
6655	drinkable fortified spinning fountain 'soda'	5	good	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	mansplainer's pickelhaube of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	improved improved hair oil	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 42
6659	non-activated scrap	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 19
6660	yellow school spirit socket set	0		
6661	pulsating suspension bridge	0		
6662	twirling greedy ribald Oprah's beefy Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
6663	universal key	0		
6664	blue narrow world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	stanky Sinatra's deathchucks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6666	eraser	0		
6667	pulsating quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	twirling Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	frozen enhanced mirror sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 26
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	spinning yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	liquefied enhanced fuchsia superwater	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	toasty Yearbook Club Camera	0		Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	squat hardened machete	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6680	tolerable yellow Cursed Punch	4	good	
6681	high-proof special perfectly mixed Bowl of Scorpions	6	EPIC	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 50
6682	hand-crafted watered-down Fog Murderer	2	super EPIC	
6683	ghostly book of matches	0		
6684	brawny surgical mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	dangerous half-size scalpel	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	rosy-cheeked surgical apron	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	brainy bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Mysticality: +5, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	upside-down McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	twirling McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	wobbly McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	mirror boring binder clip	0		
6695	green McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	upside-down crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	blinking scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	frosty Sinatra's short-handled mop	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6705	snack-sized spoiled jungle floor wax	2	crappy	
6706	pulsating smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	energized galvanized colorful toad	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 59
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	dance instructor's pygmy briefs of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	lime green short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	deadly Sinatra's sphygmomanometer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5
6716	energized liquefied bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 43
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	upside-down red lightning-fast compression stocking of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40
6719	midriff scrubs of courage of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
6720	concentrated mirror pill cup	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 17
6721	huge toasty water bottle of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	corrupted boiled electrified pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 12
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	adequate thick bouncing upside-down exotic jungle fruit	5	good	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tumbling tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	mirror red UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	huge Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	blue junk junk	0		
6736	upside-down Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	quantum chilled yellow bent scrap	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 49
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	skewed eternal car battery	0		
6742	ghostly junk band of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
6743	deadly junk trunks	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	junk-mail shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
6745	toothsome blinking junk food	4	awesome	
6746	drinkable wobbly junk yard	3	good	
6747	huge chaotic banded swordzall	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6748	padded arm buzzer	0		Damage Absorption: +20
6749	knitted rock-hard boilgun	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3
6750	red tumbling Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	bouncing packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	high-proof mediocre red can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	watered-down bad cyan can of Drooling Monk	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	aged can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	acceptable bottle of Old Pugilist	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	weak bad bottle of Professor Beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	special perfectly mixed olive upside-down bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	bad bottle of Race Car Red	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	watered-down smooth bouncing bottle of Greedy Dog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	fortified mediocre bottle of Lambada Lambic	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	bouncing artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	wobbly liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	knitted resourceful Fonzie's tin tam	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	pressed tin cup	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	red personal trainer's smartaleck's tin foil of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	groovy tin drum of dire peril of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	narrow tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	diffused ionized foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 24
6777	ionized colloidal seal sweat	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 14
6778	super-deionized diffused tumbling boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 24
6779	wobbly tumbling crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	tumbling family-friendly brainy studded sealhide shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6781	nippy wicked scabrous seal epaulets	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6782	mirror abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	mansplainer's slick seal medal of dire peril	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	spinning flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	maroon twirling blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	irradiated quantum disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 51
6796	extra-dry vacuum-sealed electrified disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 37
6797	extra-improved triple-concentrated disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
6798	double-wet spinning disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 38
6799	flattened disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 57
6800	modified colloidal disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 51
6801	altered ghostly disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 25
6802	galvanized moist disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 39
6803	cold-filtered improved jittery disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 39
6804	boiled colloidal disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 27
6805	oxidized pickled disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 37
6806	polarized super-corrupted disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 63
6807	scandalous Rosewater's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	jittery toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	lime green accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	huge slick beer-battered accordion	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	Tesla baritone accordion	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	mama's squeezebox of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	guancertina of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	avaricious accordion file	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	accord ion of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	pulsating skewed smartaleck's bone bandoneon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	red greedy pentatonic accordion	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	wobbly flame-wreathed non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	flame-wreathed Accordion of Jordion of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	blinking slick autocalliope	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	shaking accordionoid rocca of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	personal trainer's pygmy concertinette	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	extremely unsafe razor-sharp ghost accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	greasy peace accordion	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	scandalous stylish alarm accordion	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	quilted All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the storm of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	blurry coward's KoL Con X Treasure Map of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20
6828	tolerable discocktail	3	good	
6829	tumbling ruddy KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6830	Temporal Tempera Tube of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
6831	moist improved Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 39
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	quadruple-boiled Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 16
6834	modified jittery gray box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 32
6835	cold-filtered twirling bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 67
6836	energized pressed olive PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 47
6837	pressed pressed upside-down Swizzler	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 15
6838	boiled Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 55
6839	tarnished pulsating jam	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 67
6840	denatured blurry mirror Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 58
6841	electrified unsweetened 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 53
6842	moist quadruple-denatured shaking vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 54
6843	activated wet bone bons	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 29
6844	extra-moist ironic mint	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 18
6845	jittery unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	ghostly walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	tumbling killing jar	0		
6848	Jack Frost's security flashlight	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
6849	quadruple-ionized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 38
6850	gray flame-wreathed quilted supercool sturdy cane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	fuchsia squat Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	squat a suspicious address	0		
6856	executive Bal-musette accordion	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Usain Bolt's Cajun accordion	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	Jack Frost's quirky accordion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	red banded Skipper's accordion of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	dog trainer's sharpshooter's extremely unsafe Pantsgiving of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	delicious fancy olive can of sardines	3	awesome	Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	diet delicious high-calorie sugar substitute	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	moldy pat of butter	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	snack-sized spoiled dinner roll	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	stale mashed potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	flavorless blinking whole turkey leg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	tasty deviled egg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	diffused quadruple-nitrogenated shaking finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	anodized pressed dented spoon	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	double-flattened quantum alkaline fuchsia love note	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	tumbling school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	deionized nail file	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	vacuum-sealed concentrated vacuum-sealed candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	wobbly gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	anodized post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	blinking dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	mirror upside-down pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	green pulsating mirror pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	nasty dance instructor's Newton's bowl of petunias of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	flame-retardant coward's chaotic medical-grade power sock	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	narrow fireproof beefy wool sock of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	rosewater-soaked frosty supercharged wizardly moustache sock	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	adjusted spirit gum	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 40
6886	ghostly spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	pulsating spirit mattress	0		
6889	shaking spirit blanket	0		
6890	shaking spirit bed	0		
6891	resourceful rock-hard spirit bell of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	galvanized blinking spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	altered freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	ionized altered blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	energized extra-galvanized magnetized handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	boiled denatured tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	nitrogenated super-flattened Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	cyan Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	ghostly Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	gray twirling experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	twirling wobbly hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	lightning-fast flask flops of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6903	dry cold-filtered nuts	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	oxidized bolts	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	rotten gingerbread robot	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	fancy adequate squat petit 4.1	3	good	Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	jumbo bland green nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	shaking experienced plastic GORM-8	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	double-paned plastic warbear	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	hale plastic Toybot	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	spinning MacGyver's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	mirror warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	yellow flame-retardant nippy veiny warbear hoverbelt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	huge warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	quadruple-dry non-electrified warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	triple-dry quadruple-pressed frozen warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	quantum cold-filtered jittery warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	moldy warbear feasting bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	stale jumbo warbear warrior bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	normal warbear thermoregulator bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	artisanal blinking warbear feasting mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	high-proof artisanal warbear bearserker mead	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed skewed warbear blizzard mead	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	purple narrow warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	cyan sizzling Lo Pan's Rosewater's warbear plain fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	sizzling warbear feathered fedora	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	ghostly family-friendly nippy strapping warbear fedora	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	Jeselnik's Van der Graaf smooth warbear plain helm	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	tumbling wicked warbear spiked helm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	cyan wicked warbear electro-spiked helm of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	blurry miser's warbear plain ushanka of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	ghostly electrified warbear lined ushanka	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	auspicious stylish warbear heated ushanka of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	spinning warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	bouncing miser's toasty warbear party pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	fuchsia Tesla warbear ceremonial party pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	executive Fonzie's Newton's warbear high festival pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	yellow manspreader's warbear battle greaves of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	Van der Graaf warbear officer greaves	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	spinning veiny Socratic smartaleck's warbear bearserker greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	yellow crafty warbear johns of the empath of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	ghostly Fonzie's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	Jeselnik's manspreader's baleful warbear johns	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	quilted weightlifter's warbear goggles of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	nasty warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	knitted forbidden warbear polarized goggles of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	warbear laser bowtie of the dark arts of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	red flame-retardant warbear plasma bowtie	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	auspicious frosty electrified warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	fuchsia blurry aromatic groovy smooth warbear warscarf	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	Sherlock's warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	frightening hardy warbear warscarf of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	mirror warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	wholesome warbear foil hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	skewed warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	narrow lime green beefy warbear oil pan of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	blinking warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	educational warbear exhaust manifold	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	cyan warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	mirror warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	green warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	shaking blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	ghostly Socratic die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	razor-sharp die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	Oprah's die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	prompt die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	lime green Temple Grandin's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	razor-sharp die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	lime green flame-retardant die-cast factory worker elf	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	careful die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	scorching die-cast middle-management elf	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	dangerous die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	maroon sage die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	careful die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	shaking sage die-cast death ray in a pear tree of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	die-cast turtle mech of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	narrow Rosewater's die-cast Swiss hen	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	wobbly double-paned die-cast killing bird	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	greasy die-cast ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	careful die-cast goose a-laying	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	yellow dangerous die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	electrified die-cast blade a-spinning	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	mansplainer's die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	huge lime green die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	blinking shaking slick die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	extremely unsafe Rosewater's die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	stanky scorching die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	huge avaricious careful die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	zippy die-cast Father Crimbo of the early riser	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	alkaline liquefied red Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	vaporized handful of Smithereens	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	adequate diet Every Day is Like This Sundae	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	bland Miserable Pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	small delicious This Charming Flan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	irresponsibly strong drinkable Irish Coffee, English Heart	8	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	acceptable weak Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	lousy upside-down cyan Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	inspector's resourceful weightlifter's Work is a Four Letter Sword of James Dean	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	spinning fireproof personal trainer's savvy Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	wobbly fireproof greasy gravedigger's rosy-cheeked Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	blurry Temple Grandin's personal trainer's slick A Light that Never Goes Out of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	yellow chaotic hardened Half a Purse of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	wobbly avaricious clever Oprah's Hairpiece On Fire of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	jittery green zippy nippy deadly Vicar's Tutu of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	aromatic Hand in Glove of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	inspector's occult Samson's Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	hardy dangerous Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	Van der Graaf clever Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	executive banded supercool Saucepanic	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	ghostly Oprah's curative hardened Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	smartaleck's brawny Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	beefy third-hand lantern	0		Muscle: +10
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	adequate thick mirror pickled egg	5	good	
7033	fancy cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
7034	bouncing warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	mirror warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	aerosolized pressed warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	cyan spinning warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	super-diffused skewed glass slipper	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	modified tumbling twirling antimatter wad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	moist super-galvanized green warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	concentrated shaking warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	ionized enhanced warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	pulsating broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	bland warbear gyro	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	boiled colloidal bouncing recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	blinking warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	bouncing warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	flavorless breakfast mess	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	bite-sized moldy breakfast miracle	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	colloidal Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	skewed huge grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	upside-down hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	distilled tumbling grim fairy tale	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	gray grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	non-unsweetened electrified upside-down single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	liquefied improved single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 20
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	small spoiled shaking snow berries	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	decent squat ice harvest	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	polymerized frost flower	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	triple-vacuum-sealed alkaline tumbling snow cleats	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	liquefied adjusted blue liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	twirling snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	decent snow crab	4	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	lousy lime green Ice Island Long Tea	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	blurry ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	lime green bouncing ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	vibrating snow mobile	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	spinning foul-smelling ice bucket	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	arcane researcher's wizardly snow shovel	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	green nippy supercool savvy bod-ice	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	toasty grievous deadly slick snow belt	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	fireproof crafty ice nine of the brazier of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	huge snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	lousy weak En Una Fila Tequila	2	decent	
7091	spinning Skully's hot chocolate	1	decent	
7092	zippy nasty warbear dress helmet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	blurry careful warbear dress bracers of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	electrified crafty warbear dress greaves	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	green therapeutic hardened sweatband	0		Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	ghostly stylish gym shorts of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	inspector's scorching ankleweights	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	inspector's stanky therapeutic sweat socks of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	huge Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	boiled shaking gray Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	chilled powder	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	blurry lard-coated licorice whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	artisanal wobbly snakebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	yellow squat rosewater-soaked smelly candy stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	flavorless snack-sized blurry pecan	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	moldy pecan pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	wobbly chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	normal candy mountain oyster	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	mediocre chocotini	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	wool steel-toed sage chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	moldy candy carrot	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	tasty yellow candy carrot cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	blinking crafty carrot-on-a-stick of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	dance instructor's weasel stomping pants of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	flavorless immense mulberry	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	smooth watered-down blinking maroon shaking mulled berry wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	narrow friendly lemon party hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	Rosewater's lemon shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	green Oprah's lemon drop trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	diffused electrified bouncing lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	gray supercharged gummi sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	galvanized anodized upside-down narrow small gummi fin	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	miser's chocolate cow bone	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	pickled blinking gummi fang	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	fancy adequate low-calorie leftover canap&eacute;s	1	good	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	lousy fuchsia magnum of champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	spinning huge smelly fortified wicked cow creamer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	double-flattened flattened spinning Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	fuchsia lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	studded wolf whistle of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	bland squat witch's bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	super-quantum super-corrupted skewed witch's brew	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	zippy reassuring Samson's witch's bra	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	boozy smooth mid-level medieval mead	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	wet triple-moist vacuum-sealed blinking R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	narrow spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	quantum unsweetened hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	pickled narrow hare brush	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	inspector's electrified hare pin	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	adequate snack-sized cinnamon cannoli	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	acceptable practically non-alcoholic expensive champagne	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	dry double-improved spinning polo trophy	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	ghostly straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	cyan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	squat filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	blue blinking Usain Bolt's resourceful fire hose of terror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	stale jumbo fireman's lunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	Sherlock's auspicious plain paper hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: 35, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	stale jumbo ice cream sandwich	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	blinking shellacked &quot;honey&quot; dipper of extreme caution of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	rotten plumber's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	frosty studded baleful skull gearshift knob	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	stale nachos of the night	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	upside-down blue auspicious hardy dance instructor's Sketcherz&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	spoiled can of Adultwitch&trade;	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	ionized extra-unsweetened narrow smudge stick	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	vacuum-sealed improved corrupted bouncing skewed pulsating wall	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	boozy bad tankard of ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	magnetized energized skewed bouncing scroll case	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	triple-nitrogenated jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	spinning juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	adequate humble pie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	blurry shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	warmed crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 39
7178	blue Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	blurry blinking The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	red The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	twirling blinking Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	jittery teal Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	mediocre weak unnamed cocktail	2	decent	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	unrequired jacket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
7190	skewed ribald tommy gun	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	yellow drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	tumbling throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	padded breadchucks of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +25
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	skewed deadly combat fan	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7198	nasty silk skirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	Buddy Bjorn of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	squat stiffened arcane researcher's weightlifter's The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1
7202	spoiled skewed sweet roll Alabama	3	crappy	
7203	pulsating up-at-dawn Saturday Night Special	0		Adventures: +5
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	twirling fleetwood chain of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7206	artisanal watered-down Green Manalishi	2	EPIC	
7207	jittery stanky blade	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	wobbly eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	diffused huge green eagle feather	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 61
7211	liquefied enhanced mirror one pill	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 18
7212	sinister Jefferson wings	0		Spell Damage: +10
7213	twirling fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	jittery cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	toothsome fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	awesome	
7216	huge lynyrd skin	0		
7217	Herculean lynyrdskin cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	huge dance instructor's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7219	red lynyrdskin breeches of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	pulsating priceless diamond	0		
7222	smooth Flamin' Whatshisname	4	awesome	
7223	triple-ionized Vulcanized tumbling lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 66
7224	stanky savvy Kashmir sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7225	gigantic bland fuchsia custard pie	10	decent	
7226	tea for one	1	decent	
7227	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of Evermore	1	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	enchanted lousy wine	3	decent	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 35
7230	weak bad rum	2	decent	
7231	weak drinkable Murderer's Punch	2	good	
7232	thick stale skewed velvet cake	5	decent	
7233	activated blurry letter	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 24
7234	blinking teal executive perfumed book	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
7235	cool weightlifter's masque	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Single Equip
7236	blurry rock-hard red-hot poker	0		Damage Reduction: 5
7237	wobbly Jim Carey's Red X Shield	0		Monster Level: +25
7238	Sherlock's greasy badge	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7239	ghostly slick shirt of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7240	coat of the wise owl of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +7
7241	skewed clever experienced shoe	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	triple-corrupted jittery tumbling blood cells	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 50
7245	irradiated eye	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 68
7246	wobbly glark cable	0		
7247	flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's Red Fox glove	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	alkaline modified diffused foxglove	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 39
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	blurry hale sage Sneaky Pete's jacket of chilblains of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	narrow shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	squat Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	blurry really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	fancy aged mini-martini	3	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 45
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	twisted bouncing molotov soda	1	crappy	
7258	electrified pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 40
7259	wobbly crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	gravedigger's frosty Lo Pan's Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	huge lime green photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	blinking disposable instant camera	0		
7267	Temple Grandin's careful manspreader's padded Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: 0, Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	blue Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	lime green &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	pulsating hardy plastic Professor What	0		Maximum HP: +50
7273	wizardly plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Mysticality: +25
7274	plastic Duke Starkiller of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
7275	hardy plastic Gary Claybender	0		Maximum HP: +50
7276	hardy plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Maximum HP: +50
7277	boiled super-warmed blue robot grease	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 56
7278	ghostly returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	adjusted twirling wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 42
7280	modified wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 61
7281	diffused oxidized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 36
7282	alkaline energized narrow bouncing wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 57
7283	energized galvanized gray wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 23
7284	wobbly crying statue earrings of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	therapeutic plastic Duskwalker necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	stanky plastic replica blaster pistol of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	veiny Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	Jeselnik's strapping Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	bouncing arcane researcher's Socratic amok putter of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Food Drop: +100
7290	normal amok pudding	3	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	concentrated can of V-11	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	nippy rock-hard elevennis shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	squat elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	teal Jim Carey's hardy elevenderizing hammer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	narrow Professor What T-Shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7298	purple heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	red telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	shaking blue Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	gray wobbly Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	cold-filtered boiled eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 38
7309	double-quantum tarnished spinning rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 57
7310	activated pickled bouncing bronzer	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 15
7311	upside-down groovy elegant nightstick of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	inspector's lion tamer's thinker's ghost of a necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15
7319	smelly Elizabeth's Dollie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7320	diffused Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
7321	flame-retardant dog trainer's Stephen's lab coat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1
7322	extra-concentrated cold-filtered Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 27
7323	wicked Jacob's rung of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5
7324	modified fuchsia battery	1		
7325	bad weak snakebite	2	decent	
7326	shaking boxer's smooth rubber ribcage	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10
7327	vaporized wobbly gray huge synthetic marrow	1		
7328	triple-moist colloidal funny bone	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 60
7329	asbestos-lined cool half-melted spoon	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
7330	modified huge the funk	1		
7331	stale massive gunky chicken	10	decent	
7332	doll head of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	twirling voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	auspicious scandalous paddle-ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
7336	super-diffused sound effects record	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 21
7337	bouncing alphabet block	0		
7338	frozen dry dancer	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 16
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	ghostly maroon shaking moose antlers	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	dry mirror skewed moose thought	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 33
7342	yummy twirling moose chocolate	3	awesome	
7343	artisanal watered-down gray painting of a glass of wine	2	EPIC	
7344	blue oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	huge ornate picture frame	0		
7346	skewed doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	skewed lard-coated sinister ghost toga	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7348	rotten bite-sized sheet cake	1	crappy	
7349	squat ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	tumbling tumbling twirling teal ribald Staff of the Electric Range of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10
7352	rotten deluxe layer cake	3	crappy	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	watered-down artisanal red-hot boilermaker	2	EPIC	
7355	slick coal shovel	0		Moxie: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	corrupted vacuum-sealed diffused mirror hot coal	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 24
7357	warmed dry mirror cyan coal dust	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 51
7358	lion tamer's Bram's choker of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	shaking plaid bandage	0		
7361	MacGyver's plaid pocket square	0		Maximum MP: +100
7362	blinking aromatic plaid skirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	double-enhanced squat bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 14
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	denatured denatured fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 20
7366	drinkable weak blue bottle of laundry sherry	2	good	
7367	liquefied non-unsweetened twirling industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 68, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	half-sized yummy purple extra-flat panini	2	awesome	
7369	oxidized mangled finger	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 50
7370	drinkable fancy blurry Psychotic Train wine	3	good	Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 40
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	bland skewed pie man was not meant to eat	4	decent	
7373	auspicious sommelier's towel	0		Item Drop: +10
7374	weightlifter's tarnished tastevin	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
7375	moldy actual tapas	4	crappy	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	arcane researcher's Socratic ghast iron cleaver	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7378	knitted ghast iron Garibaldi of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	smooth ghast iron heater shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +15
7380	electrified hardened ghast iron codpiece	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	pulsating groovy Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	blurry DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	ionized Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	non-altered quadruple-improved Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	warmed ionized blue Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	pressed dry extra-polarized pulsating Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	irradiated polarized Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	liquefied dry yellow shaking Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	moist magnetized mirror Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	altered dry Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	dry blinking Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	non-oxidized Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	unsweetened Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	extra-dry energized huge Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	super-oxidized Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	oxidized bouncing Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	activated narrow blue Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	colloidal Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	unsweetened blue skewed Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	ionized Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	irradiated Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	moist ionized gray Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	liquefied nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	energized shaking Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	ghostly Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	twirling Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	jittery Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	twirling Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	pulsating Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	blinking Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	jittery Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	squat skewed salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	olive shaking blinking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	super-diffused sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	narrow pulsating Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	improved liquefied mirror Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	pickled shaking Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	triple-ionized denatured magnetized green bouncing Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	aerosolized aerosolized pressed olive Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	denatured Vulcanized Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	moist aerosolized pickled Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	improved purple narrow Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	spoiled huge upside-down skewed Beefy Crunch Pastaco	10	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	snack-sized adequate Brain Food Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	tasty Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	tasty maroon Medical Pastaco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	super-sized moldy Energy Buzz Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	decent Ludovico Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	practically non-alcoholic tolerable special overpowering mushroom wine	1	good	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	drinkable weak complex mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	acceptable smooth mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	drinkable extra-dry blood-red mushroom wine	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	lousy watered-down fancy buzzing mushroom wine	2	decent	Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	acceptable fancy watered-down huge swirling mushroom wine	2	good	Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	toothsome ghostly Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	diet fancy moldy Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1	crappy	Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	lousy watered-down twirling regular-size brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	drinkable distilled super-size brogurt	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	delicious irresponsibly strong skewed broberry brogurt	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	perfectly mixed mirror brocolate brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	irresponsibly strong tolerable upside-down French bronilla brogurt	9	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	lime green Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	ghostly industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	rosy-cheeked Brogre brorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	tumbling scorching Brogre brolo shirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	Brogre bucket hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	blue one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	fireproof frightening Sinatra's 8-billed baseball cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	olive ribald studded boxer's extremely wet T-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	boxer's shrimp fork of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	flattened BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	wet flattened squat go-go potion	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	altered enhanced shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	diffused extra-vacuum-sealed tarnished lime green squat Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	inspector's string of moist beads	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	quadruple-diffused corrupted blue Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	denatured sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	pickled sugar bunny	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	aged weak ghostly Rompedores de Fantasmas	2	awesome	
7483	artisanal La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	EPIC	
7484	boozy artisanal olive Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	5	EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	ghostly castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	special weak mediocre blurry bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	decent	Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 25
7492	olive skewed blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	jittery wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	gray wobbly bottled day	0		
7497	bouncing ghost formula	0		
7498	spinning Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	alkaline polarized Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 40
7500	upside-down shaking map	0		
7501		0		
7502	irradiated mirror Texas tea	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 24
7503	dark hamethyst ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7504	Van der Graaf dark baconstone ring	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7505	huge Sinatra's dark porquoise ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
7506	twirling mirror book of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7507	cloak of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7508	label	0		
7509	diet enchanted yummy mirror Mornington crescent roll	1	awesome	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 40
7510	alkaline quantum eye shadow	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 27
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	polymerized poppy	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 54
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	squat miser's Newton's duonoculars	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	wobbly witch's spare house key	0		
7517	beefcake's spider leg of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7518	skewed wand of pigification	0		
7519	lousy glass of bourbon	4	decent	
7520	tumbling burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	rotten special immense government cheese	9	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	blurry Jack Frost's pair of government shades	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	polymerized blue government	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	magnetized diffused alien drugs	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	skewed scorching government-issued night-vision goggles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	spoiled loaf of alien bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	enchanted spoiled grilled cheese sandwich	4	crappy	Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	denatured alien protein powder	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	weak bad shaking rocket fuel	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	acceptable stealth bomber	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	blue space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	gray Da Vinci's space beast fur hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	quilted space beast fur pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	red huge resourceful space beast fur whip	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	huge space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	Da Vinci's beefy space heater	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	tolerable space port	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	huge baleful smooth space needle	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	altered tumbling buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	upside-down twirling hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	quadruple-moist pulsating ash soda	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	quadruple-liquefied pulsating liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	polarized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	dry bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	extra-oxidized bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	wet altered teal blood cells	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 30
7558	watered-down artisanal wine	2	EPIC	
7559	non-pressed liquefied diffused maroon gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 54
7560	lime green huge turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	chilled ionized lime green giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 30
7562	flattened deionized musk turtle	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 34
7563	corrupted pulsating programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 63
7564	denatured warmed blurry mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 42
7565	miniature decent ham steak	2	good	
7566	blinking mansplainer's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	fuchsia Chroner	0		
7568	aromatic lion tamer's Sinatra's Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1
7569	jittery lard-coated groovy beefy Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7570	electrified bouncing bouncing mirror Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 23
7571	jittery manspreader's silent pea shooter of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25
7572	tiny decent maroon D roll	1	good	
7573	wool kiwi beak of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
7574	artisanal New Zealand iced tea	3	EPIC	
7575	Sherlock's droll monocle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7576	vacuum-sealed tarnished improved future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 22
7577	triple-vacuum-sealed irradiated moist future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 61
7578	polarized future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 15
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	denatured blinking tumbling liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	super-sized flavorless rack of dinosaur ribs	5	decent	
7583	watered-down bad scotch on the rocks	2	decent	
7584	beefcake's yabba dabba doo rag of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	wooly loincloth of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	ghostly S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	lousy glass of &quot;milk&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	artisanal cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	mediocre skewed thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	mediocre high-proof Lucky Lindy	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	extra-dry fancy tolerable Bee's Knees	5	good	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	perfectly mixed Sockdollager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	special mediocre Ish Kabibble	3	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	artisanal Hot Socks	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	bad Phonus Balonus	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	watered-down acceptable mirror ghostly Flivver	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	lousy Sloppy Jalopy	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	double-dry blue flame	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 50
7601	improved shaking temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 16
7602	altered spinning Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 58
7603	ionized huge neckbeard	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 60
7604	triple-frozen denatured nitrogenated purple artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 13
7605	double-ionized non-concentrated punk patch	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 58
7606	magnetized double-activated steampunk potion	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 27
7607	quadruple-pressed quadruple-tarnished boiled vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 67
7608	irradiated improved turtle mud	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 61
7609	anodized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 59
7610	colloidal Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 37
7611	cold-filtered aerosolized Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 30
7612	anodized polymerized blue tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 41
7613	double-oxidized colloidal bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 47
7614	quantum triple-flattened voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 37
7615	double-liquefied pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 55
7616	adjusted quadruple-warmed denatured pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 51
7617	double-chilled colloidal short deposition	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 58
7618	concentrated flattened straw pole	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 18
7619	warmed copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 35
7620	deionized squat ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 51
7621	quantum ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 44
7622	aerosolized pickled button rouge	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 26
7623	chilled electrified Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 20
7624	denatured Vulcanized deionized huge lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 63
7625	tarnished moist flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 51
7626	deionized huge oyster badge	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 13
7627	aerosolized dry plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 50
7628	frozen dancing fan	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 57
7629	tarnished page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 61
7630	cold-filtered upside-down lime green magic powder	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 29
7631	warmed pressed bouncing friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 23
7632	colloidal skewed government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 42
7633	dry alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 57
7634	triple-enhanced galvanized irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 61
7635	modified irradiated wobbly jittery cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 56
7636	narrow asbestos-lined Jack Frost's shellacked shell	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	huge purple pillow shell of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	wool whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	scandalous toasty supercharged turtle shell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shaking shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	wobbly ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	wobbly lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	irradiated moist bouncing gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 16
7650	electrified shaking lime green catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 50
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	olive fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	spinning fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	maroon fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	upside-down frightening neoprene skullcap	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	Vulcanized liquefied goblin water	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 47
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	adequate blinking Sogg-Os	3	good	
7663	careful Lo Pan's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7664	dry boiled Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 16
7665	oxidized liquid ice	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 42
7666	special practically non-alcoholic mediocre Wet Russian	1	decent	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 5
7667	normal fuchsia filet of The Fish	3	good	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	occult stylish wizardly thunder down underwear	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	huge skewed curative steel-toed padded famous raincoat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	teal scorching lion tamer's lightning rod of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	jittery law-abiding citizen cane of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7673	hand-crafted fortified ghostly legitimate business on the beach	5	EPIC	
7674	spinning hep waders of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	tasty massive twirling jive turkey leg	6	awesome	
7676	hale birdbone corset	0		Maximum HP: +20
7677	wet dry candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 48
7678	teal ribald 4-dimensional fez	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	huge throwing candy	0		
7680	super-absorbent tarp of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
7681	drinkable unquiet spirits	4	good	
7682	banjo kazoo mount of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7683	aerosolized tumbling lime green grass	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 60
7684	Time Lord Participation Mug of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
7685	teal Temple Grandin's rock-hard Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +7
7686	pulsating fuchsia rosy-cheeked Caveman Dan's favorite rock of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7687	non-vacuum-sealed dog ointment	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 16
7688	cyan dog trainer's Da Vinci's gumshoes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
7689	ghostly medical-grade flapper floppers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7690	gray mansplainer's sneakeasies of the empath	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
7691	wobbly crafty medical-grade plastic nunchaku	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	twirling aromatic smartaleck's hand whip of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	tumbling miser's foul-smelling glow-in-the-dark necklace of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	mirror Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	toasty cap gun of James Dean of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	electrified energetic cassette player	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	shaking rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	purple &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	double-tarnished confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	quantum cold-filtered confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	pressed frozen magnetized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	double-altered blurry rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	avaricious forbidden rubber cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	executive forbidden occult Newton's Thor's Pliers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: 75, Meat Drop: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	ionized candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 44
7711	arcane researcher's Da Vinci's water wings for babies	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7712	twirling beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	moldy lime green Strix stix	3	crappy	
7714	fireproof Temple Grandin's vampire pellet of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
7715	smooth blue non-aged vinegar	3	awesome	
7716	weightlifter's unsanitized scalpel	0		Muscle: +15
7717	dangerous gladiator tunica	0		Weapon Damage: +10
7718	jittery veiny Roman sadnals	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
7719	fortified madius	0		Damage Absorption: +60
7720	gray flame-retardant radiator heater shield	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7721	magnetized twirling salt wages	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 22
7722	yellow boxer's centurion helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	ghostly greedy pteruges	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	pressed Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 42
7726	oxidized Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 42
7727	galvanized activated skewed yellow Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 38
7728	ionized Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 24
7729	pulsating lime green Chroner trigger	0		
7730	skewed Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	huge transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	spinning Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	wobbly Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	squat Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	pulsating Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	shaking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	twirling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	shaking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	wobbly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	ghostly Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	weightlifter's Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	ghostly yellow foul-smelling baleful Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	avaricious Xiblaxian stealth trousers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	MacGyver's Xiblaxian stealth vest of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	flavorless skewed Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	drinkable Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	moist They liver	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	low-calorie flavorless They liver popsicle	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	skewed holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	upside-down fuchsia holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	boiled mirror residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	mirror Rosewater's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	spinning electrified defective Golden Mr. Accessory of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7767	huge huge airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	tumbling medical-grade rosy-cheeked Fonzie's Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	quantum green the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	miniature tasty &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	pickled bouncing red transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	greedy Jack Frost's frosty pair of plants	0		Cold Spell Damage: 60, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	squat arcane researcher's Sasq&trade; watch of Tarzan of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	therapeutic studded Newton's smoker's cloak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	perfumed energetic dance instructor's camouflage T-shirt of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	electrified improved experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	steel-toed Sinatra's heavy-duty clipboard of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	Jim Carey's groovy cool battery-powered drill of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	normal limp broccoli	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	spinning fireproof wool hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	triple-warmed double-quantum monkey barf	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	unsweetened candy	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	electrified shellacked educational jangly bracelet	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	squat cuddly teddy bear of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	gravedigger's sage first-aid pouch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	fuchsia khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	diffused airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	blurry SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	mirror bouncing Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	half-sized moldy yellow initiative shawarma	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	delicious warm war shawarma	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	massive yummy karma shawarma	6	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	artisanal fancy irresponsibly strong Jungle Juice	7	EPIC	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	artisanal Amnesiac Ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Highest Bitter	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	knitted electrified mercenary pistol	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	skewed mercenary rifle of doom of bravery	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	blurry shaking Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	cyan Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	narrow green unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	gray blurry pulsating Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	decent spinning seared dino steak	3	good	
7814	practically non-alcoholic lousy pulsating bottle of drinkin' gas	1	decent	
7815	blurry handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	olive gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	teal 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	huge upside-down sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	blurry french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	hale occult iShield of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20
7825	shaking jittery rock-hard earbuds of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7826	executive foul-smelling Newton's iFlail	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
7827	normal small blue unidentifiable dried fruit	2	good	
7828	strong tolerable flat cider	5	good	
7829	horrifying Sinatra's stylish trench lighter	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	tarnished oxidized experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	pulsating military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	jittery encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	blurry gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	skewed ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	yellow GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	teal Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	blinking special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	yellow special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	narrow special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	modified extra-nitrogenated upside-down perl necklace	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	quadruple-corrupted tarnished concentrated Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	moist blue ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	bland wobbly petit fortran	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	tasty upside-down shaking teal java cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	decent cookie cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	educational plastic exo-suited miner	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	up-at-dawn plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	aromatic plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	Fonzie's plastic Crimbot	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	wobbly Usain Bolt's plastic Crimbomega	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	aerosolized magnetized ghostly flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	up-at-dawn radiation-resistant helmet	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	hardened servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	rosewater-soaked high-energy mining laser of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	lime green peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	pulsating blinking Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	mirror Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	blinking Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	red Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	olive Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	cyan Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	shaking Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	jittery Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	shaking Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	purple Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	mirror Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	green Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	mirror recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	shaking recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	huge nasty Size XI Wizard's Robe of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	dry twirling Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 49
7915	polymerized ionized Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 43
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	cold-filtered warmed tumbling skewed BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 11
7918	super-liquefied super-polarized wobbly huge Moonds	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 54
7919	dry chilled ionized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 69
7920	narrow fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	watered-down hand-crafted Friendly Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	acceptable watered-down Agitated Turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	mediocre Ambitious Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	stale immense twirling neutron lollipop	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	smooth distilled gamma nog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	squat sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	boiled spinning single atom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	mirror pocket ace	0		
7943	olive nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	tumbling table	0		
7946	rosewater-soaked outlaw bandana of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
7947	hand-crafted whiskey in a broken glass	3	EPIC	
7948	enchanted aged shot of mescal	4	awesome	Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 20
7949	aged glass of herbal tequila	3	awesome	
7950	cyan minin' dynamite	0		
7951	plaid cowboy hat of the cougar of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	shaking horrifying lion tamer's energetic rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25
7954	purple rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	olive Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	blurry box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	cyan blinking letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	zippy rosy-cheeked Staff of Ed of incineration of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20
7962	twirling pulsating Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	frosty Staff of Fats	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	therapeutic World's Best Adventurer sash	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	twisted upside-down bouncing mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	twisted blue mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	modified mummified beef haunch	1	decent	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	skewed talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's Sister Accessory	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
7984	unsweetened dry purple Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 39
7985	rosewater-soaked parachute of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	upside-down ribald rock-hard pad	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	curative sage peeler	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	asbestos-lined toasty pettipants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	panama hat of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	therapeutic pulsera of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	Annie Oakley's experienced police baton	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	spinning lard-coated sharpshooter's clever padded extremely unsafe experienced plus-fours	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	Usain Bolt's zippy porkpie	0		Initiative: 100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	fuchsia forbidden smooth pepper mill	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	Van der Graaf veiny pelerine	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	sage beefcake's phantom mask	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	distilled polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	compressed tumbling powder	1		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	boiled nitrogenated blinking choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	polarized liquefied cold-filtered mirror smart watch	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	cold-filtered huge augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	toasty toy Crimbot power glove	0		Hot Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	forbidden toy Crimbot super fist	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	censurious toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	quadruple-polarized skewed Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	narrow narrow Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	twirling green Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	horrifying Van der Graaf Crimbomega drive chain of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	upside-down Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	diffused alkaline red bouncing fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	dry wet polarized flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	diffused mirror blinking and rain stick	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 52
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	bland fuchsia Choco-Mint patty	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	enchanted smooth hot mint schnocolate	3	awesome	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	dried twirling homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	narrow huge bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	fuchsia ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	mirror continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	blurry stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	upside-down alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	mansplainer's energetic tope&eacute;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	baleful topiary tights	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
8036	red personal trainer's topiary necktie	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8037	stale gigantic wobbly bowl of topioca	9	decent	
8038	pulsating topiary skunk	0		
8039	shaking huge topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	mirror rock	0		
8043	censurious pot	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
8044	spelunking fedora of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8045	shaking mansplainer's sturdy machete	0		Monster Level: +15
8046	blinking grievous shotgun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8047	shaking maroon educational boomerang	0		Experience: +1
8049	Socratic mining helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
8050	censurious X-ray goggles	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Luck: +5
8051	thinker's cape	0		Mysticality: +10
8052	Oprah's jetpack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	family-friendly pickaxe	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
8056	skewed torch	0		
8057	dance instructor's [spelunking test kit] of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50
8058	plasma rifle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	beefy The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +5, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	ghostly wobbly Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	dried	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	wobbly nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	therapeutic healthy Spelunker's fedora of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	chilly hardened supercool Spelunker's whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	sharpshooter's hale ruddy Spelunker's khakis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	tumbling Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	skewed Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	shaking rat carcass	0		
8092	pulsating reassuring electrified wicker kickers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	blue wicker slicker of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	stylish wicker knickers of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	Jeselnik's Van der Graaf wicker ticker	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	coward's weightlifter's wicker sticker	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	inspector's Herculean wicker clicker	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	dehydrated wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	bouncing mansplainer's beefy belt	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	friendly electrified badge	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	up-at-dawn bowl of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	electrified dance instructor's brooch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	greedy shellacked breeches	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	jittery resourceful educational backpack	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	dried bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	sizzling savvy anvil	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	Annie Oakley's MacGyver's akubra	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	greasy apron of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	twirling greedy gravedigger's ascot	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	olive friendly brawny attache case	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	asbestos-lined sinister accordion	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	boiled teal aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	Temple Grandin's resourceful wig	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	tumbling slick wizardly winch crank	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	lime green chaotic strapping widget	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	teal blinking knitted whisk of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	Annie Oakley's walker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	narrow upside-down lard-coated waders of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	diluted flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	asbestos-lined gaiters of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	zippy electrified garland	0		Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	auspicious savvy gunnysack	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	coward's garibaldi of horror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	girdle of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	Socratic gloves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	dried twirling smithereens	1		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	wobbly spinning sage fiberglass fetish of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	censurious family-friendly fiberglass foil	0		Sleaze Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	squat lion tamer's fiberglass fannypack of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	shaking bouncing scandalous fortified fiberglass frock	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	thinker's fiberglass fingerguard of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	razor-sharp fiberglass fedora of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	dried fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	thinker's rubber spatula	0		Mysticality: +10
8139	smartaleck's spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +30
8140	flame-wreathed crystalline reamer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
8141	auspicious macroplane grater	0		Item Drop: +10
8142	bouncing asbestos-lined bastard baster	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8143	upside-down obsidian nutcracker of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	careful baleful glass eye	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
8146	frozen chilled electrified invisible potion	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 21
8147	pulsating time shuriken	0		
8148	perfumed knitted hardened ninjammies	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	boiled blurry narrow Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 49
8150	cold-filtered spinning sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 37
8151	magnetized improved warmed Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 64
8152	deionized galvanized polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 16
8153	quadruple-corrupted maroon candy dish	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 66
8154	tarnished blinking Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 46
8155	corrupted extra-irradiated enhanced talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 39
8156	cyan check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	wobbly bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	non-modified ghostly mouse skull	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 54
8161	denatured tumbling really thick spine	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 56
8162	chilly baleful skullcap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	green careful Van der Graaf three-legged pants	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	jittery Rosewater's remaindered axe of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	ghostly Tesla clever cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	immense stale baguette	7	decent	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	modified pickled ghostly ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
8170	tarnished triple-activated mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 46
8171	aged practically non-alcoholic narrow unflavored wine cooler	1	awesome	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	extremely unsafe sewer snake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
8174	fancy normal lime green pigeon egg	3	good	Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 30
8175	up-at-dawn jaunty feather of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5
8176	mediocre strong blurry premium malt liquor	5	decent	
8177	sizzling beefy brown paper pants	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +10
8178	frightening brown paper bag mask of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +5
8179	ring of telling skeletons what to do of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	wool breadwand	0		Cold Resistance: +1
8181	loafers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
8182	squat Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	gray bread basket of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	clever dance instructor's The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	perfectly mixed Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8189	acceptable fortified Radberry Rip wine cooler	5	good	
8190	watered-down perfectly mixed Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8191	triple-distilled special acceptable Breakfast Blast wine cooler	6	good	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 20
8192	tolerable Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	good	
8193	yummy plain bagel	3	awesome	
8194	snack-sized bland glob of cream cheese	2	decent	
8195	adequate loaf of soda bread	3	good	
8196	super-sized moldy upside-down acceptable bagel	5	crappy	
8197	miniature normal standard-issue cupcake	2	good	
8198	flavorless ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	decent	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	decent popular tart	3	good	
8201	pulsating no-handed pie	0		
8202	dry denatured Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 11
8203	lime green airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	twirling one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	toasty hardened expensive camera	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	polymerized How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	upside-down filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	tumbling bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	energetic Herculean rigging rope	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	dried purple upside-down nasty snuff	1	good	Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	jittery steel-toed extremely unsafe sewage-clogged pistol	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	triple-wet activated beard incense	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	gray flame-retardant studded perfume-soaked bandana	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	skewed purple toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	enchanted bite-sized normal toxo	1	good	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	lousy Lemonade-235	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	shaking rock-hard brawny isotophat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	smooth Three Mile Island shorts of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	chilly savvy toxic mop	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	upside-down jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	Jack Frost's brawny backwoods banjo of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	bouncing grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	therapeutic occult wicked ratskin pajama pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	adjusted activated upside-down turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	Oprah's shellacked grievous fake washboard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	blurry weightlifter's Dinsey's oculus of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	padded Dinsey's radar dish	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	family-friendly therapeutic Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	mirror skewed fuchsia hardy brainy Dinsey's brain	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	gravedigger's medical-grade Dinsey's glove	0		Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	Annie Oakley's smooth Dinsey's pants	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	twirling huge keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	upside-down complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	lube-shoes of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	maroon prompt asbestos-lined lard-coated Dinsey mascot mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	stale snack-sized Dinsey food-cone	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	hand-crafted skewed Dinsey Whinskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	altered bouncing Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	pulsating Herculean fannypack of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	prompt greasy Oprah's weightlifter's garbage sticker of vim and vigor of terror	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	greedy perfumed toasty supercool hazmat helmet of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	twirling Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	shaking ghostly Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	teal Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	lime green Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	adjusted nasty gum	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 38
8258	upside-down Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	Temple Grandin's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	squat Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	mansplainer's Fonzie's miracle whip of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	wobbly wobbly flame-wreathed sphygmayomanometer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	jittery tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	flavorless half-sized unappetizing mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	normal uninteresting mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	special moldy acceptable mayolus	3	crappy	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	small delicious jittery enticing mayolus	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	bland skewed skewed mouth-watering mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	blurry olive huge Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	enchanted mediocre blinking Afternoon Delight	3	decent	Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	gray Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	cyan Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	activated maroon Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	blurry Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	dry oxidized green Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	lime green Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	unsweetened Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 26
8287	ghostly puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	dice ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
8291	jittery dice belt buckle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8292	coward's dice-print pajama pants	0		Monster Level: -20
8293	wobbly blurry perfumed dice-shaped backpack	0		Stench Resistance: +5
8294	dice-print do-rag of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8295	huge rosy-cheeked dice sunglasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	dry dice	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 49
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	tumbling pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	quadruple-polymerized power pill	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	wet narrow pixel star	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	enchanted adequate pixel banana	3	good	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	smooth pixel beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	ghostly puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	red pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	frozen sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 66
8307	non-pickled wobbly &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 17
8308	triple-electrified jittery piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 41
8309	super-pressed tarnished baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 33
8310	non-activated wobbly upside-down .epub file	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 28
8311	non-chilled blinking BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 46
8312	pickled activated hustler shades	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 68
8313	altered improved jerky stick	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 49
8314	galvanized narrow costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 52
8315	moist corrupted blinking muscle oil	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 14
8316	diffused electrified liquefied mirror bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
8317	corrupted wet pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
8318	frozen pressed sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 31
8319	super-ionized frozen jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 15
8320	dry blurry one glove	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 37
8321	flattened spinning glove	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 55
8322	aerosolized double-improved handful of fire	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 24
8323	adjusted electrified mirror Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 61
8324	dry altered red disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 50
8325	pickled coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 13
8326	colloidal super-polymerized conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 24
8327	anodized double-pickled upside-down Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 68
8328	enhanced triple-cold-filtered boiled wobbly icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 21
8329	colloidal smellbook	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 22
8330	galvanized assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 34
8331	super-modified dry filthy armor	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 38
8332	unsweetened energized spinning plague pie	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 13
8333	quadruple-warmed skewed batarang	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 12
8334	non-cold-filtered tarnished spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 62
8335	altered pulsating grease trap	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 20
8336	anodized shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 21
8337	frozen porkpocket	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 40
8338	pressed chilled twirling shaking Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 56
8339	galvanized altered chilled warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 36
8340	nitrogenated blue janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 31
8341	enhanced warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 42
8342	modified vacuum-sealed anodized blurry baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 59
8343	dry carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 51
8344	anodized jittery bronze polish	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 15
8345	oxidized ionized crident	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 68
8346	modified totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 63
8347	quadruple-chilled pulsating spray chrome	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 20
8348	quantum lime green filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 25
8349	boiled chilled colloidal teal huge hand of cards	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 30
8350	activated wet narrow damp bar rag	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 18
8351	wet moist lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 27
8352	extra-unsweetened non-altered wobbly skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 45
8353	chilled upside-down grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 47
8354	concentrated moist nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34
8355	colloidal upside-down iron torso box	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 59
8356	improved narrow mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 16
8357	liquefied huge tumbling radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 64
8358	alkaline alkaline cold-filtered teal x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 58
8359	pressed dry wobbly wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 49
8360	double-chilled blinking hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 43
8361	enhanced gray child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 15
8362	chilled devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 64
8363	denatured shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
8364	pressed corrupted green squat alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 47
8365	galvanized pulsating novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 46
8366	polymerized Vulcanized invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 56
8367	pickled wobbly handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 59
8368	deionized corrupted mirror garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 26
8369	warmed warmed lime green plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 61
8370	unsweetened funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 17
8371	colloidal spinning bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 66
8372	concentrated electrified blinking flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 19
8373	irradiated warmed diffused captured boozles	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 25
8374	denatured drinks tray	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 36
8375	galvanized irradiated huge wobbly eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 43
8376	red submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	decent pixel lemon	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	practically non-alcoholic bad pixel daiquiri	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	electrified dry power pill	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	tarnished pixel potion	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	upside-down Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	pulsating mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	pulsating jittery mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	bouncing mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	skewed mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	careful The Emperor's new hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	The Emperor's new shirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	cool The Emperor's new pants	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	sage lead pipe of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	skewed lard-coated Samson's rope	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	huge manspreader's wrench of the detective	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	bouncing ribald sinister candlestick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	jittery Rosewater's weightlifter's knife	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	red Jack Frost's energetic revolver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	skewed upside-down 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	bouncing savory dry noodles	0		
8407	moldy pestopiary	3	crappy	
8408	ionized flattened pulsating ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 67
8409	huge stale crudles	7	decent	
8410	tiny flavorless agnolotti arboli	1	decent	
8411	big moldy spaghetti with ghost balls	5	crappy	
8412	flavorless pulsating succulent marrow	3	decent	
8413	half-sized enchanted toothsome salacious crumbs	2	awesome	Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 25
8414	bland fusilli marrownarrow	4	decent	
8415	spoiled snack-sized suggestive strozzapreti	2	crappy	
8416	upside-down Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	spoiled fancy upside-down Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	crappy	Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 35
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	spoiled immense linguini immondizia bianco	8	crappy	
8420	rotten jittery shells a la shellfish	4	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	maroon squat high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	blurry 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	tumbling Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	skewed fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	blinking veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	narrow jingling spore pod	0		
8435	resourceful LavaCo Lamp&trade; of courage	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	rock-hard LavaCo Lamp&trade; of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	ghostly viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	skewed lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	pulsating lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	olive lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	skewed SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	spinning wobbly uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	shaking blurry fuchsia uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	cyan uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	narrow capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	fuchsia capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	narrow New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	gray broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	huge auspicious arcane researcher's high-temperature mining mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	shellacked fireproof megaphone of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	toothsome tumbling mineapple	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	artisanal Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	ghostly SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	adequate smelted roe	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	smooth lavawater	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	irradiated narrow basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	narrow therapeutic Herculean educational lavalarva	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	ribald dangerous lava balaclava of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	greedy mansplainer's Oprah's basaltamander buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	dry twirling tumbling lava globs	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	spoiled gooey lava globs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	wool lava-proof pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	Tesla clever heat-resistant necktie	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	squat Sherlock's greasy Rosewater's heat-resistant gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	bland super-sized very hot lunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	drinkable asbestos thermos	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	concentrated polymerized tumbling purple liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	bland enchanted upside-down disco biscuit	3	decent	Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	drinkable bouncing Quaatorade&trade;	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	squat Socratic cool strapping biker's hat	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	blinking stanky Annie Oakley's smooth feathered headdress	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	spinning Annie Oakley's electrician's hardhat of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	yellow mirror Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	squat Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	teal &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	narrow New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	wholesome smooth velvet pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	extremely unsafe smooth velvet shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	jittery blinking smooth velvet hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	weightlifter's smooth velvet pocket square	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	spinning smooth velvet socks of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	blinking strapping smooth velvet hanky	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	bouncing MacGyver's sinister The One Mood Ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	spinning Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	mirror Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	pulsating Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	bouncing Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	red Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	wobbly half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	boiled cyan SMOOCH coffee cup	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	quantum labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	energetic wholesome Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	smartaleck's grease cannon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	aerosolized warmed super-Vulcanized red blinking demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	narrow blinking wobbly cyan fortified Sinatra's love of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	censurious flame-wreathed thinker's Pener's drumstick	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	coward's chaotic deuce cape	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	narrow inspector's Lavalos's shell of terror of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	therapeutic smooth velvet bra of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	grievous SMOOCH bracers of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	prompt SMOOCH kneepads	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	spinning SMOOCH spaulders of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	maroon auspicious medical-grade SMOOCH codpiece	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	steel-toed SMOOCH breastplate	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	squat superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	special half-sized rotten lava cake	2	crappy	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	fancy moldy pink slime	3	crappy	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 15
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	bland green devil hair pasta	3	decent	
8530	decent spagecialetti	3	good	
8531	pulsating Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	delicious libertagliatelle	4	awesome	
8535	massive normal turkish mostaccioli	10	good	
8536	yummy linguini of the sea	3	awesome	
8537	diffused blinking wobbly Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 43
8539	lime green Alexy sauce	0		
8540	lime green rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	decent Fettris	4	good	
8543	half-sized rotten blue fusillocybin	2	crappy	
8544	stale prescription noodles	3	decent	
8545	dehydrated blood-drive sticker	1	decent	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 5
8546	ionized vacuum-sealed bag of grain	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 59
8547	unsweetened magnetized altered skewed pocket maze	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 67
8548	quadruple-tarnished magnetized shady shades	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 17
8549	polarized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 56
8550	decent jumbo blinking lime green weird gazelle steak	5	good	
8551	small flavorless sausage without a cause	2	decent	
8552	deionized chilled blinking face paint	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 43
8553	bad strong gray emergency margarita	5	decent	
8554	lousy vintage smart drink	3	decent	
8555	pulsating a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	wobbly The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	chilled blinking Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 56
8559	non-frozen yellow bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 37
8560	frozen Aerheads	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 15
8561	nitrogenated anodized Wrotz	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 60
8562	vacuum-sealed narrow Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 26
8563	oxidized warmed olive fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 44
8564	squat ghostly shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	executive flame-wreathed Newton's barrel lid	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	stanky smelly sharpshooter's barrel hoop earring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	Jeselnik's forbidden bankruptcy barrel of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	red firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	pulsating tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	spinning barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	teal mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic bottle of Amontillado	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	triple-distilled mediocre lime green jittery barrel-aged martini	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	diet bland wobbly maroon barrel pickle	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	bland low-calorie huge barrel cracker	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	denatured vibrating mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	vaporized jittery mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	mirror KoL Con 12-gauge of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Jack Frost's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	Jack Frost's barrel gun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	yellow barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	mirror olive barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	spoiled fancy tiny water log	1	crappy	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	chilly Lo Pan's barrelhead	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	horrifying ruddy bottoms of the barrel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	knitted chest barrel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	double barreled barrel gun of the bloodbag of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	cyan savvy triple barreled barrel gun of courage of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	perfumed barrel beryl choker of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	narrow dance instructor's barrel beryl nose ring of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	flame-wreathed grievous barrel beryl ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	bouncing potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	aerosolized colloidal cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	enhanced oxidized tumbling cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	corrupted frozen tumbling cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	improved ionized red cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	electrified extra-boiled narrow cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	anodized dry activated pulsating cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	non-dry dry cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	super-enhanced altered cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	magnetized double-modified upside-down cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	quantum concentrated teal cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	double-irradiated cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	pressed polymerized cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	triple-liquefied pressed cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	triple-quantum nitrogenated diffused cyan cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	quadruple-liquefied colloidal cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	ionized galvanized ghostly shaking cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	double-denatured jittery cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	pressed galvanized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	altered cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	liquefied ionized double-modified cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	electrified narrow cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	dry moist cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	corrupted electrified cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	diluted cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	compressed cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	moist upside-down cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	super-modified ghostly cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	polarized cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	unsweetened polarized squat cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	extra-frozen concentrated super-Vulcanized cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	oxidized bouncing cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	galvanized dry concentrated jittery cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	red cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	ionized irradiated bouncing cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	extra-wet green cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	red personal trainer's Royal scepter of the blizzard of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	jittery doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	spinning Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	spoiled bowl of eyeballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	low-calorie flavorless wobbly bowl of mummy guts	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	flavorless bowl of maggots	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	bad cyan blood and blood	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	smooth extra-dry upside-down Jack-O-Lantern beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	artisanal zombie	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	olive Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	upside-down wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	shaking plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	teal tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	stiffened banded baleful crown	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	gravedigger's Herculean hawk of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +10
8655	normal super-sized squat olive hamlet sandwich	5	good	
8656	forbidden Othello's military jacket	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
8657	Othello's dagger of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
8658	grievous Othello's handkerchief	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
8659	enhanced oxidized extra-cold-filtered bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 40
8660	grip key	0		
8661	spinning How to Play Othello	0		
8662	sharpshooter's ghostly dagger of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: 25, Item Drop: +20
8663	artisanal ghost beer	3	EPIC	
8664	ghostly wobbly Othello set of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	zippy lion tamer's occult Yorick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +20
8668	rose	0		
8669	huge tulip	0		
8670	blue skewed tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	blurry Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	shaking airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	ghostly one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	deionized irradiated shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	decent iceberg lettuce	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	weak artisanal enchanted yellow ice wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	mirror rosewater-soaked dog trainer's Wal-Mart snowglobe of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	shaking narrow red lightning-fast arcane researcher's Wal-Mart nametag of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	dog trainer's steel-toed Wal-Mart overalls of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	skewed wobbly blue Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	asbestos-lined bellhop's hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	hand-crafted ice porter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	nitrogenated corrupted spinning exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	wobbly bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	double-deionized non-denatured tumbling shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	lime green hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	upside-down Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	boiled medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	stale ice rice	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	fancy tolerable iced plum wine	3	good	Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	friendly padded thinker's training belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	pulsating scorching shellacked brawny training legwarmers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	asbestos-lined boxer's training helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	altered olive abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	compressed abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	dried ghostly abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	modified skewed abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	powdered abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	diluted red spinning abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	pickled bouncing abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	twisted narrow abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	diluted mirror mirror abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	modified mirror abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	olive modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	decent thick VYKEA meatballs	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	smooth narrow VYKEA mead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	chilled super-irradiated VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	upside-down cyan VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	upside-down VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	squat fuchsia VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	fireproof sharpshooter's dangerous VYKEA hex key	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	green VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	bland tin of submardines	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	tolerable watered-down cyan bottle of norwhiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	diluted blinking narrow octolus oculus	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	huge Temple Grandin's curative sardine can key of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	jittery auspicious stiffened Fonzie's norwhal helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	blue pulsating sizzling hardened sage octolus-skin cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	acceptable perfect cosmopolitan	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	perfectly mixed perfect negroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	acceptable huge upside-down perfect dark and stormy	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	smooth perfect mimosa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	perfectly mixed perfect old-fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	practically non-alcoholic tolerable twirling perfect paloma	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	concentrated That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	frozen oxidized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	activated activated blurry Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	colloidal concentrated warmed purple skewed Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	colloidal ghostly Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	narrow airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	nitrogenated alkaline twirling Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	ionized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	liquefied oxidized tumbling communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	bland gray Crimbo salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	normal spinning bread line	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	weak tolerable olive bouncing bark rootbeer	2	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed ale	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	skewed Jeselnik's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	Lo Pan's plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	razor-sharp plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	blinking ghostly plastic Crimborgatron of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	plastic Crimbodhisattva of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	jittery bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	skewed stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	squat box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	upside-down Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	smooth Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	huge Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	improved liquefied pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	upside-down overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	healthy arcane researcher's reusable shopping bag of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	olive wobbly MacGyver's coarse hemp socks	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	bouncing prompt armband	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	huge bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	blinking iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	purple pine cone necklace of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	squat reindeer hammer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	ghostly elf ploughshare of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	upside-down The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	blurry ghostly faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	blue book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	gray elven tambourine of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	pulsating mansplainer's reindeer sickle	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	red The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	twirling bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	pulsating bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	ghostly incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	wobbly kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	blurry high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	green high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	bouncing ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	yellow self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	blurry confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	rotten diet bouncing olive Kudzu salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	pickled maroon Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	bad weak squat Miss Graves' vermouth	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	rotten The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	powdered purple The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	enchanted drinkable The Mad Liquor	4	good	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	mediocre irresponsibly strong Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	adequate Mr. Burnsger	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	boiled purple The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	cyan Sherlock's veiny weightlifter's The Jokester's gun	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	Temple Grandin's therapeutic The Jokester's wig of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	blinking rosewater-soaked dangerous educational The Jokester's pants	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	magnetized adjusted vacuum-sealed shaking Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	upside-down domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	energized huge robin's egg	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	delicious robin flan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	boozy perfectly mixed pulsating robin nog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	polymerized deionized ghostly Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 37
8841	quadruple-pickled Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 26
8842	super-enhanced skewed infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 11
8843	Vulcanized can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 39
8844	irradiated mirror The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 24
8845	chilled bag of random words	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 29
8846	galvanized squat tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 49
8847	modified ionized red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 54
8848	liquefied vacuum-sealed non-nitrogenated skewed question juice	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 47
8849	moist twirling tube of villain	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65
8850	avaricious your cowboy boots	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	squat inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	lime green nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	slick quicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	Oprah's thicksilver ring of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	avaricious frightening padded wicksilver ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	tumbling maroon inspector's aromatic smelly slicksilver ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	pulsating yellow grievous beefy sicksilver ring of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	yellow Sherlock's sharpshooter's nicksilver ring of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	executive frightening ticksilver ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	ghostly cyan energetic vibrating Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	bouncing banded educational Tesla's Electroplated Beans of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	lard-coated flame-wreathed scorching Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	blurry censurious Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	blurry supercool Frigid Northern Beans	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	savvy World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	olive educational Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	fortified Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	perfumed Tesla occult weightlifter's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	purple Jim Carey's groovy cool Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	yummy plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	adequate narrow plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	moldy plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	flavorless immense teal plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	snack-sized stale huge wobbly red plate of Frigid Northern Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	moldy jumbo plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	toothsome plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	snack-sized rotten blurry plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	decent plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	thick stale plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	wobbly executive razor-sharp Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	wool toasty Temple Grandin's Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	prompt Fonzie's Socratic Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	Jeselnik's manspreader's hale dance instructor's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	bouncing El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	tumbling cool Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the cougar of incineration	0		Moxie: 25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	gray bouncing skewed buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	flattened poker face paint	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	huge realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	frozen mirror triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	unsweetened ghost bit	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	pressed red buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	tarnished blurry twirling squat lion musk	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	rotten gray bear claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	ionized extra-unsweetened alkaline rattler gland	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	moist liquefied pulsating mirror yellow half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	ionized pickled energized blue tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	stale bite-sized rotting beefsteak	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	special hand-crafted firemilk	3	EPIC	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	chilled spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	boiled twirling moomy dust	1		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	olive Socratic cool western-style skinning knife	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	yellow ribald steel knuckles	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	blinking Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	huge Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	upside-down Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	green squat Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	narrow disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	maroon tumbling disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	anodized deionized blinking demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	pulsating squat custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	blue squat hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	huge blue frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	olive shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	wobbly rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	upside-down quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	yellow thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	tumbling sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	narrow special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	blurry Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	wobbly Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	wobbly Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	ghostly tumbling briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	boxer's one-gallon hat of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
8960	experienced two-gallon hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2
8961	asbestos-lined three-gallon hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
8962	shaking wholesome four-gallon hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10
8963	curative five-gallon hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8964	pulsating auspicious six-gallon hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +10
8965	spinning Lo Pan's seven-gallon hat of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20
8966	coward's eight-gallon hat of horror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8967	nine-gallon hat of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +100
8968	stanky ten-gallon hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8969	blinking auspicious beefcake's eleven-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	galvanized skin oil	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 44
8973	flattened anodized unusual oil	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 13
8974	polymerized olive eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 32
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	modified dry nitrogenated patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 13
8977	magnetized bouncing patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 44
8978	polymerized cyan patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
8979	electrified boiled patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 39
8980	dry vacuum-sealed shaking patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 39
8981	deionized concentrated patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 17
8982	super-ionized corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 49
8983	artisanal practically non-alcoholic rodeo whiskey	1	super ultra EPIC	
8984	ghostly tumbling Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	sage real cowboy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8986	bouncing teal Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	shaking Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	green Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	mirror Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	modified ghostly armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	decent shaking jumping horseradish	3	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	perfectly mixed Sacramento wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	polarized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	twirling rosewater-soaked lard-coated frosty medical-grade occult ox-head shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	huge up-at-dawn asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's baleful dangerous dented scepter	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	prompt chaotic fortified grievous sage very pointy crown	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	green lightning-fast sharpshooter's Van der Graaf electrified occult battle broom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 12, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	wholesome steel-toed sage brawny carpe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	scandalous therapeutic codpiece of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	jittery prompt Jim Carey's mansplainer's Newton's troutsers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: 40, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	shaking squat wool lion tamer's groovy smooth bass clarinet	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	skewed Temple Grandin's steel-toed supercool fish hatchet of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	purple auspicious tunac of vim and vigor of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	gray fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	tarnished narrow wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	mediocre mirror bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	frozen high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	fireproof fishin' hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	sonar fishfinder of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	twirling luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	pulsating tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	upside-down meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	red plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	big rotten gallon of milk	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	upside-down shaking olive daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	blue infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	bouncing Temple Grandin's personal trainer's groovy First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	decent wobbly star salad	3	good	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	moldy bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	crappy	
9033	blurry Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	yummy tumbling browser cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	lousy hacked gibson	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	narrow blurry scorching Source shades	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	gray software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	bouncing missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	blurry Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	wobbly Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	blurry Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	blue Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	twirling Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	tumbling Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	bouncing Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	shaking Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	blinking cyan Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	skewed Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	blurry Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	wobbly Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	shaking Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	cyan Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	skewed frightening frosty supercharged sage plastic detective badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	studded Fonzie's bronze detective badge of the pedagogue of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	shaking Jack Frost's razor-sharp detective badge of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	gravedigger's supercool detective badge of the brazier of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	blurry cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	shaking miser's frightening detective roscoe of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	quantum enhanced blinking shoe gum	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	gray foul-smelling Lo Pan's vibrating noir fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	aromatic reassuring dance instructor's trench coat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	lousy Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	stale blurry hardboiled egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	maroon tumbling tumbling detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	teal lightning-fast double-paned frightening electrified padded protonic accelerator pack of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	double-paned Adventurer bobblehead	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	twirling psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	jittery Da Vinci's Socratic bindle	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	rosy-cheeked shellacked fleshy lump	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	nippy deadly smoldering bagel punch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	wobbly Oprah's savvy ghostly reins	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	sizzling derringer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	wool Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	fireproof quilted stylish Spookyraven signet	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	Tesla rock-hard tie-dyed fannypack	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	twirling censurious wholesome burnt snowpants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	Herculean standards and practices guide	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	mirror spinning wobbly toasty ruddy quilted Carpathian longsword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	scorching dog trainer's Liam's mail of chilblains	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	lard-coated ribald friendly Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	twirling red purification tablet	0		
9102	weightlifter's Wrist-Boy	0		Muscle: +15
9103	tumbling Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	wobbly compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	frozen quantum double-dry Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 37
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	aerosolized enhanced mirror Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 39
9110	cold-filtered nitrogenated Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 18
9111	Vulcanized improved Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 65
9112	chilled corrupted EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 32
9113	denatured teal Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 42
9114	irradiated mirror narrow The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 68
9115	unsweetened Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 11
9116	tumbling time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	Samson's repaid diaper	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
9118	lime green Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	acceptable narrow Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	quilted Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	wobbly School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	purple squat baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	jittery droppable microphone	0		
9126	mediocre practically non-alcoholic narrow unidentified drink	1	decent	
9127	tumbling KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the detective of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50
9128	blinking Jim Carey's Lo Pan's discarded swimming trunks of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25
9129	oxidized squat diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 11
9130	quantum modified tumbling charisma potion	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 56
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	scorching Da Vinci's pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +25
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	rotten leftover pasty	4	crappy	
9135	practically non-alcoholic tolerable very whiskey	1	good	
9136	huge li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	gray li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	wobbly li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	huge li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	tumbling li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	non-modified ionized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	adjusted unsweetened spinning narrow Prunets	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 21
9148	purple tumbling Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	wet dry invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	energized extra-ionized wet invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	tumbling li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	rotten blinking raw sweet potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	spoiled gigantic raw beans	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	adequate raw stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	massive tasty jittery red raw cranberry sauce	10	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	spoiled miniature raw turkey	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten miniature raw mincemeat	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	rotten raw potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	rotten wobbly raw gravy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	normal raw bread	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	wicked slick mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	resourceful glass casserole dish of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	skewed Jack Frost's Jim Carey's can opener	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	powdered ghostly pulsating turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	purple steel-toed fortified glass pie plate	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	wobbly Newton's supercool potato masher	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	shaking bouncing bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	moldy miniature green sweet potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	immense normal bean casserole	9	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	bite-sized decent baked stuffing	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	tiny yummy cranberry cylinder	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	small adequate thanksgiving turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	fancy delicious small mince pie	2	awesome	Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	moldy immense mashed potatoes	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	moldy warm gravy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	rotten bread roll	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	normal enchanted super-sized leftovers	5	good	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	thick flavorless leftovers sandwich	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	lime green cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	skewed megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	red packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	blinking yellow bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	pickled pulsating eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	weak hand-crafted maroon eldritch extract	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	twirling brainy Official Council Aide Pin of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	smooth eldritch distillate	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	powdered jittery squat eldritch essence	1		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	greasy Science Notebook	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
9197	nasty Jim Carey's shellacked eldritch hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	ghostly up-at-dawn eldritch pants of the brute of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	delicious strong eldritch elixir	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	asbestos-lined energetic Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	blurry lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	upside-down Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	spinning ball and chain of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	olive candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	cyan Herculean gingerbread tophat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	blinking chaotic gingerbread waistcoat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	fuchsia clever gingerbread trousers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	olive Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined extremely unsafe candy dress shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	lime green studded candy necktie of terror of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	flame-retardant Van der Graaf chocolate pocketwatch of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	blurry gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	ghostly teal sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	adequate animal part cracker	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	spirit-forward artisanal gingerbread wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	big normal gingerbread mug	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	jittery grievous gingerbread mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	mirror nasty razor-sharp gingerservo of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	pressed diffused tainted icing	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	tumbling crafty gingerbeard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	ghostly ribald healthy gingerbread hoodie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	sinister gingerbread pistol of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	Samson's weightlifter's marzipan briefcase	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	tumbling therapeutic creme brulee torch	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	bouncing shaking weightlifter's candy crowbar	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	upside-down blurry nasty candy screwdriver of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pulsating upside-down up-at-dawn pumpkin spice candle	0		Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	activated green gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	gingerbread gavel of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	tumbling gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	ghostly skewed gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	artisanal fortified ginger beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	Vulcanized non-colloidal industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	extra-pickled frozen fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	triple-distilled enchanted lousy lime green high-end ginger wine	6	decent	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	greedy plastic bad vibe	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	pulsating plastic angry vikings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	sinister plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	pulsating plastic Your Brain of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	upside-down smartaleck's plastic Krampus	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	improved Vulcanized yellow Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	polarized boiled diffused Inner Strength	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	quadruple-denatured triple-polarized Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	half-sized normal spiritual candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	artisanal squat spiritual eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	miniature flavorless gray spiritual fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	spoiled bite-sized upside-down spiritual gingerbread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	pulsating chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	tumbling Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	blinking gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	alkaline rock candy	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	bland half-sized green-iced sweet roll	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	bouncing sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	dance instructor's Third Eye of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	electrified Da Vinci's Krampus Horn	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	decent hambrosier	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	watered-down aged chakra-mental wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	adjusted pickled wobbly chakra malt	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	stale immense Black Angus blackburger	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	practically non-alcoholic bad brandy	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	liquefied diffused tumbling potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	cyan vibrating bad vibroknife of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	mirror squat censurious razor-sharp crystal belt buckle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	twirling blurry friendly stylish saffron antaravasaka	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	quilted saffron uttarasanga of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	green blurry eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	ghostly pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	mirror olive ribald nippy healthy Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	tasty Eldritch snap	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	powdered hot jelly	1		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	vaporized jelly	1		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	altered ghostly jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	boiled red upside-down sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	altered fuchsia stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	huge space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	tasty low-calorie toast with hot jelly	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	moldy toast with jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	decent toast with jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	delicious thick twirling toast with sleaze jelly	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	immense bland upside-down toast with stench jelly	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	lime green space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	maroon hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	narrow pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	maroon tumbling careful steel-toed wax hand	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	frightening forbidden candle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	yummy twirling wax pancake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	skewed greedy crafty wax face	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	fortified artisanal wax booze	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	distilled sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	bland sea truffle	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	skewed tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	blurry stanky recovered cufflinks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	alkaline irradiated nitrogenated tumbling LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	polymerized LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	ionized improved LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	arcane researcher's Da Vinci's LOV Eardigan of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	fuchsia friendly LOV Epaulettes of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	narrow cyan ribald foul-smelling LOV Earrings of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	blue pulsating LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	wobbly LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	vaporized mirror jittery blinking LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	twirling mirror medical-grade LOV Elephant	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	family-friendly eldritch scanner	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	modified eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	mirror LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	greasy Lo Pan's weightlifter's eldritch hammer	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	spoiled eldritch mushroom	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	tasty enchanted bite-sized ghostly eldritch mushroom pizza	1	awesome	Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	skewed eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	pressed eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	twirling Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	yellow pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	squat bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bouncing bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	yellow cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	lime green shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	olive bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	blinking bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	tumbling baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	maroon imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	delicious practically non-alcoholic ghostly pulsating literal grasshopper	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	hand-crafted enchanted practically non-alcoholic double entendre	1	EPIC	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	tolerable Phlegethon	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	distilled bad Siberian sunrise	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	drinkable strong mentholated wine	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	weak artisanal tumbling low tide martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	drinkable shroomtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	enchanted mediocre morning dew	4	decent	Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	drinkable whiskey squeeze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	artisanal blue great fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	tolerable Gnomish sagngria	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	mediocre practically non-alcoholic vodka stinger	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	triple-distilled mediocre squat extremely slippery nipple	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	tolerable piscatini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	perfectly mixed Churchill	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	perfectly mixed soilzerac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	strong hand-crafted London frog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	practically non-alcoholic delicious special nothingtini	1	awesome	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	perfectly mixed eighth plague	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	triple-distilled acceptable single entendre	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	triple-distilled tolerable reverse Tantalus	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	practically non-alcoholic acceptable elemental caipiroska	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	bad Feliz Navidad	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Bloody Nora	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	mediocre moreltini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	perfectly mixed bouncing hell in a bucket	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	drinkable spirit-forward wobbly Newark	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	spirit-forward perfectly mixed R'lyeh	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	mediocre Gnollish sangria	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	lousy vodka barracuda	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	smooth blurry Mysterious Island iced tea	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	hand-crafted mirror drive-by shooting	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	lousy triple-distilled blurry gunner's daughter	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	aged practically non-alcoholic dirt julep	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	bad spirit-forward Simepore slime	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	bad weak blurry Phil Collins	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	shaking huge unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	maroon toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	blurry toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	tumbling purple spinning filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	blurry exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	narrow rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	pulsating gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	yellow high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	blurry jittery alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	jumbo stale edible alien plant bit	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	fuchsia alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	lime green spinning fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	powdered cyan alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	olive zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	enchanted bland alien meat	4	decent	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	skewed alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	pulsating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	wobbly complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	boiled huge teal ghostly alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	shaking alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	blurry murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	non-cold-filtered vacuum-sealed alien medicine	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	miniature stale alien salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	triple-distilled perfectly mixed alien booze	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	sizzling chilly alien mask of doom	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's supercharged alien spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	Sinatra's alien blowgun of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	upside-down zippy friendly therapeutic alien loincloth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	auspicious manspreader's wholesome alien totem	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	nippy veiny Socratic alien necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	lime green spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	blinking Jeselnik's spants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	narrow tumbling ribald Annie Oakley's spant shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	ribald chaotic spant shoulderpads	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	fortified spant backplate of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	upside-down Oprah's spant spear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	fuchsia murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	extra-diffused murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	teal bouncing murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	Jack Frost's mansplainer's wholesome murderbot mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	Vulcanized altered tumbling murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	lion tamer's murderbot whip of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	narrow greedy gravedigger's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	huge Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	upside-down green Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	mirror Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	wobbly wobbly Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	half-sized yummy wobbly Aldebaran sardines	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	drinkable Centauri fish wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	distilled pulsating oxygen	1		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	friendly dance instructor's Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	red pulsating perfumed wool Spacegate military insignia	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	blurry ribald careful beefy Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	adequate alien sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	narrow glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	double-vacuum-sealed wet Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 37
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	mirror New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	adjusted quadruple-improved upside-down Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	ionized pulsating Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	boiled polymerized Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	modified aerosolized Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	quantum triple-diffused huge Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	boiled non-corrupted concentrated Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	dry Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	decent wobbly Affirmation Cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	wobbly License To Kill	0		
9488	teal Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	ionized Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	huge crafty Fonzie's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	practically non-alcoholic aged wobbly basic martini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	tolerable practically non-alcoholic improved martini	1	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	watered-down drinkable splendid martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	fuchsia can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	frosty extremely unsafe plastic gundam of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	tumbling License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	pulsating Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	blurry Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	blurry LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	blurry Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	upside-down shaking Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	wobbly Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	snack-sized decent meteoreo	2	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	watered-down perfectly mixed meadeorite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	jittery lime green blurry meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	pulsating Sinatra's brawny meteortarboard of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	reassuring smelly flame-wreathed meteorite guard	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	meteorb of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	blinking wicked personal trainer's asteroid belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	red Usain Bolt's gravedigger's dangerous meteorthopedic shoes	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	Temple Grandin's thinker's strapping shooting morning star	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	shaking meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	blue perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	squat Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	teal horrifying banded savvy blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	blinking narrow pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	tumbling yellow pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	lime green ghostly pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	pulsating dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	tumbling xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	artisanal jittery squat DUFRESNE Suds	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	blinking forbidden razor-sharp mafia pinky ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
9547	lousy flask of port	3	decent	
9548	Van der Graaf stylish contract enforcement stick	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9549	gigantic normal Hide-rox&trade; cookie	8	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	acceptable jug of booze	4	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	double-magnetized spinning pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	aerosolized yellow temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	vaporized blurry wobbly red glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	olive pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	pickled moist narrow new habit	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	supercharged brainy pearl necklace of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	upside-down amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	maroon X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	blinking prompt occult protection stick of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: 125, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
9563	modified corrupted roll of meat	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 54
9564	cyan veiny mafia thumb ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
9565	modified cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	mafia middle finger ring of the brute of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	narrow stiffened dance instructor's Sinatra's savvy steel drivin' hammer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	Oprah's medical-grade mafia pointer finger ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	upside-down mirror gravedigger's worksite credentials	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
9571	twirling gravedigger's coward's crafty hardened negotiatin' hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	upside-down Van der Graaf mafia wedding ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9577	spinning mafia filofax	0		
9578	spinning transparent nog	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	half-sized flavorless upside-down unfinished fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	oxidized and cracker	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	weak lousy green neg grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	stale half double fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	yummy tumbling cyan hushed puppy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	moldy muffled muffuletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	miniature delicious bouncing shushed potatoes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	plastic mime functionary of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	plastic mime scientist of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	jittery beefcake's plastic mime soldier	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	blue experienced plastic mime executive	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	wobbly plastic The Silent Nightmare of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	fancy temperance whiskey	1	awesome	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	wet ionized narrow shaking wishbone	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	hand-crafted triple-distilled Racisto Ruidoso	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	stale bran muffin	4	decent	
9598	special low-calorie bland blueberry muffin	1	decent	Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 50
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	yellow silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	squat silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	bouncing silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	twirling silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	purple silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	green silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	skewed silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	skewed silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	pulsating blurry crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	blinking mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed stale cheer wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	miniature adequate blinking stale Cheer-E-Os	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	twirling resourceful shellacked cheerful antler hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	upside-down horrifying cheerful Crimbo sweater of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	frosty MacGyver's cheerful pajama pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	narrow blue The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	teal The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	fuchsia The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	yellow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	artisanal fortified spinning executive mime flask	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	stale pulsating nega-mushroom	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	practically non-alcoholic delicious enchanted nega-mushroom wine	1	awesome	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	polarized triple-deionized Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	stale tiny mime army rations	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	artisanal mime army wine	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dried blurry maroon mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	altered extra-energized mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	wicked miming beret of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	aromatic miming shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	prompt miming corduroys of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	green squat prompt thinker's miming boots	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	red inspector's miming gloves of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	bouncing God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	yellow donated candy	0		
9665	electrified dry diffused digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	double-paned mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	healthy mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	squat mime army insignia (espionage) of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	spinning mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	toasty healthy mime army infiltration glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	cyan pulsating mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	teal mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	ghostly cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	ghostly fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	toothsome mirror extra-toasted half sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	delicious mulled hobo wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	shaking twirling burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	prompt friendly burning paper hat of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	avaricious razor-sharp burning cape of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	curative cool weightlifter's burning paper slippers	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	fireproof Sinatra's burning paper jorts of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	double-paned dangerous burning paper crane of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	tumbling January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	squat January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	broken champagne bottle of the ox of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	frosty healthy tinsel tights	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	prompt smelly therapeutic wad of used tape	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	reassuring rosy-cheeked strapping silent nightlight of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	aerosolized corrupted dry shaking shaking sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 59
9697	alkaline Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 35
9698	polymerized moist denatured green hot button candy	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 44
9699	stanky dog trainer's makeshift garbage shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	horrifying banded novelty monorail ticket	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	twisted huge pills	1		
9702	twisted furry pill	1		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 30
9703	twisted spinning ghostly bouncing yellow beefy pill	1		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
9704	mixed twirling twirling excitement pill	1		
9705	pickled twirling fuchsia vitamin G pill	1		
9706	vaporized jittery lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 45
9707	twisted wobbly dieting pill	1		
9712	huge Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	wicked Da Vinci's genie's turbane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	Jeselnik's weightlifter's genie's scimitar	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	pulsating vibrating stiffened genie's pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	frightening nasty genie's bracers	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	rosewater-soaked cool psychic's circlet	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	wholesome fortified psychic's crystal ball	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	spinning lime green skewed mirror groovy psychic's pslacks of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	shaking Tesla dangerous psychic's amulet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	adequate huge heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	gigantic decent Swedish massage fish	6	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	perfectly mixed Third Base	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	drinkable Bustle Hustler	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	moist blinking Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	quadruple-flattened modified tumbling Bettie page	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	modified warmed blue tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	enhanced frozen triple-oxidized heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	squat heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	cyan bouncing personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	skewed Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	altered warmed rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 44
9744	electrified aerosolized super-corrupted wobbly mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 21
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	double-ionized warmed rhinestone	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 62
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	lime green metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	red bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	upside-down ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	double-paned Team Avarice cap	0		Cold Resistance: +5
9755	double-paned Team Sloth cap	0		Cold Resistance: +5
9756	wool Team Wrath cap	0		Cold Resistance: +1
9757	therapeutic Mu cap	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	upside-down Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	narrow Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	purple Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	blurry Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	huge Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	upside-down Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	upside-down Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	jittery bouncing Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	shaking jittery Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	pulsating Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	twirling shaking Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	upside-down Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	shaking bouncing Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	blue squat Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	red ghostly Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	huge Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	pulsating wobbly Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	red Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	cyan Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	jittery Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	shaking Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	lime green Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	cyan Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	wobbly Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	bouncing Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	jittery Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	blinking tumbling gray Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	mirror tumbling Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	bouncing luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	cyan amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	dried pulsating narrow magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 15
9829	powdered brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 40
9830	diluted shaking green glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	pickled scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	powdered bouncing pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 50
9833	diluted cyan lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	compressed maroon gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	auspicious hale ruddy FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	Sherlock's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	wobbly Da Vinci's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	blinking lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	blinking blinking avaricious vibrating strapping &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	pulsating LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	electrified nitrogenated ghostly tumbling universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	red LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	narrow LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	adequate gigantic narrow FantasyRealm turkey leg	6	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	special artisanal practically non-alcoholic FantasyRealm mead	1	super EPIC	Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	spinning nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	wobbly hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	twirling grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	diet decent druidic s'more	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled spinning sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	practically non-alcoholic lousy purple mourning wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	squat map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	miniature decent twirling denastified haunch	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bad rum and good cola	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	nitrogenated chilled Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	smelly nasty chaotic leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	perfumed veiny ruddy Master Thief's utility belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	blinking scandalous supercool Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	ribald steel-toed groovy Dragonscale breastplate	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	olive Usain Bolt's greasy coward's belt of Ogrekind	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	chilly manspreader's electrified The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	scandalous Temple Grandin's Da Vinci's nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	occult Sinatra's the Archwizard's briefs of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	fuchsia ribald clever baleful the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	scorching careful razor-sharp shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	Oprah's banded ring of the Skeleton Lord of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	pulsating knitted crafty rosy-cheeked scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	wool flame-wreathed supercharged cool deadfall branch	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
9894	squat cyan Van der Graaf hardy studded experienced wizardly Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	huge charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	gray ghostly dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	tolerable skewed two meat muck	4	good	
9899	flavorless chocolate Ogre Chieftain	4	decent	
9900	special adequate chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	4	good	Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 5
9901	small normal enchanted chocolate Spider Queen	2	good	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 50
9902	tolerable gray hipster cocktail	4	good	
9903	bouncing God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	cyan God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	pulsating huge God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	shaking G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	narrow A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	bland good guava	4	decent	
9916	extra-dry lousy gray gin and ginger	5	decent	
9917	olive Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dried skewed jittery gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 30
9919	twirling SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	vacuum-sealed squat Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	ionized squat Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	distilled shaking Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	red pulsating Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	squat Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	rosewater-soaked horrifying nasty studded Brutal brogues	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	blurry frightening energetic groovy sage Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	nippy lion tamer's occult Nouveau nosering of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	adjusted deionized shaking sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	quadruple-ionized boiling broth	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	concentrated bouncing interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	skewed kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	wobbly blurry Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	narrow Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	squat medical-grade dangerous experienced PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	perfectly mixed blurry Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	skewed neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	censurious crafty pentagram bandana	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	skull ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	flavorless thick PB&J with the crusts cut off	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	hardened dorky glasses of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	ponytail clip of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	huge sharpshooter's paint palette	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	pickled Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	greasy cosmetic football	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	tumbling therapeutic shoe ad T-shirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	tarnished purple runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	ruddy grievous noticeable pumps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	fancy hand-crafted blinking wobbly everfull glass	3	???	Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	bouncing van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	maroon jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	huge tumbling sharpshooter's slick denim jacket	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	inspector's MacGyver's ratty knitted cap	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	nasty intimidating chainsaw of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	tolerable wobbly yellow party beer bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	half-sized stale purple sweet party mix	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	dehydrated skewed party balloon	1		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	knitted party pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	aromatic wool party whip of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	lime green Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	artisanal triple-distilled special TRIO cup of beer	6	EPIC	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	immense moldy party platter for one	10	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	pickled huge Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	gray party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	inspector's sharpshooter's party crasher	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	pulsating latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	Usain Bolt's clever snakeskin thighboots	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	asbestos-lined fortified snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	narrow skewed lard-coated snakeskin jacket of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	blinking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	ghostly slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	miser's veiny slime waders of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	wobbly lion tamer's beefy slime fedora of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	auspicious Jim Carey's slime knuckles of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	bouncing stylish government-issued slacks of the detective of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	olive sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked wicked government-issued eyeshade	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	Jeselnik's hardy wholesome government-issued necktie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	squat Usain Bolt's nippy weightlifter's mutant arm	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	inspector's coward's mutant legs of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	frightening deadly beefcake's mutant crown	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	super-sized moldy ghostly ectoplasm	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	bland blurry twirling	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	perfectly mixed bottle of vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	fancy flavorless blinking pizza	3	decent	Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	bad blue martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	rotten half-sized cherry pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	distilled acceptable eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	special adequate Hell ramen	4	good	Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	enchanted tolerable gimlet	3	good	Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	watered-down delicious twice-haunted screwdriver	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	massive spoiled twirling candy cane	10	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	lousy watered-down runny fermented egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	bland lime green oldcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	toothsome traditional Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	ghostly grievous plastic wild beaver	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	nippy plastic reindeer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	greasy plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	scandalous plastic orphan	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	maroon stiffened plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	scandalous wizardly pristine walrus tusk	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	lard-coated chaotic Newton's Herculean Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	tumbling bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	maroon plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	normal jumbo ghostly grilled mooseflank	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	tiny adequate moosemeat pie	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	blurry balanced antler of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	lime green friendly dam	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	hand-crafted beavermouth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	delicious beaver punch (papaya)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	artisanal beaver punch (peach)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	bad high-proof pulsating spinning beaver punch (cherry)	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	tumbling fireproof personal trainer's Canadian lantern	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	toasty muskox-skin cap	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	wobbly Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	toothsome glass of raw eggs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	acceptable punch-drunk punch	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	boiled mirror squat body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	stiffened bauxite boxers	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	twirling frightening bauxite bow-tie	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	ghostly Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	bouncing family-friendly wholesome fortified arcane researcher's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	bouncing sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	super-sized decent sausage	5	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	jittery prompt Usain Bolt's red-hot sausage fork	0		Initiative: +80, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	squat bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	acceptable beer	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	adequate yule gruel	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	special bad weak hot watered rum	2	decent	Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	tolerable mirror bottle of Crimbognac	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	bland gigantic bouncing Crimboysters Rockefeller	7	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	vaporized Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	shaking Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	blue blurry Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	narrow Sinatra's beefy Crimbolex watch of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	blurry Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	scandalous razor-sharp beefcake's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
10082	cool chalk chlamys of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	maroon smelly chalk chain of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	Oprah's chalk chalice of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	shaking extremely unsafe chalk chinos of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	tumbling jittery Annie Oakley's dangerous chalk chapeau	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	energetic chalk choker of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	dried chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	non-improved corrupted candy chalk	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 25
10090	miser's marble maebari of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	wobbly Oprah's marble mantle of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	marble magnet of the bloodbag of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	mirror wicked Newton's marble mignonette bowl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	gravedigger's ruddy marble medallion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	marble mariachi hat of Tarzan of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	denatured blue marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	oxidized Vulcanized blue Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 13
10098	friendly medical-grade punching bag	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	purple horrifying deadly pith helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	zippy studded poncho	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	pendant of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	bouncing pulsating veiny palazzos of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	Usain Bolt's ribald pseudoaccordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	altered gray blurry mirror pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	non-alkaline denatured Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 11
10106	squat toasty Fonzie's terra cotta truss	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	reassuring Tesla terra cotta trousers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	nasty educational terra cotta tongs	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	maroon Sinatra's savvy terra cotta train	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	wobbly banded wizardly terra cotta tie tack	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	experienced smartaleck's terra cotta tambourine	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	twisted tumbling tumbling maroon terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	electrified magnetized bouncing terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 61
10114	flame-wreathed Herculean velour voulge	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	Fonzie's velour vambraces of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	green smelly velour veil of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	narrow gray spinning horrifying medical-grade velour viscometer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	aromatic stanky velour valise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	blurry quilted razor-sharp velour vaqueros	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	dried twirling velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	polymerized oxidized huge Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 54
10122	wobbly fuchsia stiffened Rosewater's glass suspenders	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	ghostly glass shield of temperance of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	olive chilly glass stetson of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	manspreader's savvy glass spectacles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	scandalous slick glass shiv	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	vibrating glass serape of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	diluted mirror glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	magnetized ghostly hard candy	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 20
10130	double-paned chilly loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	MacGyver's loofah lei of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	sinister loofah lederhosen of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	fireproof loofah ladle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	squat gravedigger's sage loofah legwarmers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	Lo Pan's groovy loofah lavalier	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	twisted loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	ionized wet chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 25
10138	lion tamer's hardened flagstone flag	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	prompt thinker's flagstone flail	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	padded dance instructor's flagstone flip-flops	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	flagstone fez of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	family-friendly Jim Carey's flagstone fleece	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	blurry foul-smelling weightlifter's flagstone fringe	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	dehydrated squat blinking flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	altered alkaline bouncing Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 38
10146	shaking elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	stylish cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	corrupted tumbling blinking tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	pickled cyan prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	rock-hard tailored vest	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	upside-down sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	occult elf army poncho	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	gigantic fancy normal elf army field rations	7	good	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	wobbly gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	nippy supercool discarded bowtie	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	weak artisanal red jittery martiny	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	extra-energized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
10161	polarized pickled upside-down virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 47
10162	dry frozen alkaline skewed mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 65
10163	extra-activated polarized warmed government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 26
10164	alkaline improved mirror Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 33
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	rosy-cheeked Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	purple blood bag	0		
10169	yummy bloodstick	4	awesome	
10170	smooth lime green bottle of Sanguiovese	4	awesome	
10171	normal actual blood sausage	3	good	
10172	smooth mulled blood	4	awesome	
10173	half-sized adequate blood snowcone	2	good	
10174	perfectly mixed Red Russian	4	EPIC	
10175	flavorless blood roll-up	4	decent	
10176	perfectly mixed bottle of blood	4	EPIC	
10177	big normal blood-soaked sponge cake	5	good	
10178	practically non-alcoholic artisanal vampagne	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10179	adequate plain snowcone	4	good	
10180	jittery Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	upside-down money bag	0		
10184	huge Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	tumbling huge PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	blurry upside-down avaricious Tesla PirateRealm eyepatch of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	tumbling compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	huge skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	gray Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	mirror recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	blurry Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	toothsome crabsicle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	mediocre bottle of dark rhum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	delicious bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	distilled hand-crafted bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	alkaline pulsating yellow pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	mirror lion tamer's conquistador's breastplate of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	ghostly foul-smelling rock-hard pirate pantaloons	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	fuchsia [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	squat windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	slick pirate radio ring of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	mirror Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	yummy twirling pineapple slab	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	decent half-sized hibiscus petal	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	improved double-cold-filtered upside-down huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	denatured pulsating huge ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	pulsating Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	distilled squat pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	shaking Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	blurry PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	cool plush sea serpent	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	spoiled pirate fork	4	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	supercool piratical blunderbuss of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	slick PirateRealm party hat of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Island Landslide	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	smooth practically non-alcoholic Island Thunderstorm	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	acceptable Island Hurricane	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	perfectly mixed Skull Punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	tolerable watered-down Electric Punch	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	mediocre Smuggler's Punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	fancy tolerable watered-down narrow Scorpion Bowl	2	good	Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	watered-down tolerable Turtle Bowl	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	practically non-alcoholic tolerable spinning Cobra Bowl	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	prompt ribald brawny vampyric cloake of courage of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	oxidized deionized one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 57
10245	blurry shaking gray arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	upside-down intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	mirror blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	blurry overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	double-paned cool Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	up-at-dawn avaricious aromatic ribald horrifying lion tamer's energetic hardy healthy hewn moon-rune spoon of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: 150, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	wobbly fuchsia squat rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	cyan Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	bouncing bouncing hardened padded dance instructor's Beach Comb	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	bouncing grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	wobbly small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	wobbly skewed pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	narrow jittery empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	maroon hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	frozen corrupted vacuum-sealed pulsating magenta seashell	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	pickled quadruple-aerosolized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	super-dry gray seashell	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	diffused pickled seashell	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	adjusted vacuum-sealed pulsating green seashell	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	irresponsibly strong acceptable bottle of sea wine	7	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	twisted kelp	1		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	executive asbestos-lined flame-retardant knitted MacGyver's energetic quilted Herculean savvy driftwood hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: 6, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	zippy nippy sharpshooter's steel-toed boxer's strapping driftwood pants of the cougar of James Dean of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	narrow spinning up-at-dawn avaricious auspicious chilly hardy shellacked arcane researcher's boxer's driftwood bracelet of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	wobbly frightening sage waders of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	Usain Bolt's perfumed Newton's spearfish fishing spear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	therapeutic wizardly rabbitfish fin of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	tumbling piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	mirror vibrating padded pirate cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	auspicious tricorn hat of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	zippy Van der Graaf wicked swash buckle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	narrow Jim Carey's thinker's meteorite earring of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	gray medical-grade deadly meteorite necklace of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	jittery Sherlock's rock-hard meteorite ring of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	super-corrupted purple blinking Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 67
10290	aerosolized olive chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 14
10291	lion tamer's dangerous brawny driftwood beach comb	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	mirror Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	blurry cyan stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	flame-retardant nasty groovy whittled tiara	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	executive medical-grade experienced whittled shorts	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	hardy quilted baleful whittled flail	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	double-paned chaotic curative whittled wand	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	perfumed scandalous wholesome whittled flute	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	blue ghostly whittled bear figurine of Tarzan of terror of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	auspicious foul-smelling Sinatra's whittled owl figurine	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	blurry blinking lard-coated whittled fox figurine of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	scorching chilly curative whittled walking stick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	delicious special campfire hot dog	4	awesome	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	thick delicious pulsating campfire baked potato	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	big bland campfire s'more	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	yummy campfire beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	flavorless wobbly campfire stew	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	pressed colloidal dry blinking leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 13
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	wobbly bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	jittery space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	maroon low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	yellow Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	rotten thick wobbly space chowder	5	crappy	
10321	drinkable space wine	3	good	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	narrow blue Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	blurry crafty brainy Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Maximum MP: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	stale bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	delicious flan del mar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	snack-sized rotten pulsating Baja sopapilla	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	wool plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	yellow smelly plastic sea elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	plastic yuleviathan of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	cyan fireproof plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	scandalous plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	fuchsia narrow red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	special moldy mana-coated yams	4	crappy	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	gigantic special adequate twirling mana-basted tofurkey leg	7	good	Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bite-sized stale fancy mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1	decent	Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	enchanted tiny spoiled maroon mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1	crappy	Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	colloidal triple-dry upside-down patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	dehydrated industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	polymerized improved upside-down unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	vaporized ghostly vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	mixed ghostly a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	unsweetened organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	bad boot flask	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	alkaline huge teal infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	denatured mirror fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	spoiled miniature guffin	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	mixed ghostly Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	denatured blurry non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	pickled peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	galvanized concentrated Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	quantum oxidized frozen shaking extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	diluted livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	tumbling micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	dehydrated beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	Oprah's oxygenated eggnog helmet of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	quadruple-polarized enhanced concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	diffused polarized lime green liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	chaotic quilted Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	huge The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	skewed Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	super-flattened blurry salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	deadly Socratic ribbon candy ascot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	mirror intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	huge anemoney clip of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	spinning runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	altered green super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	fireproof Annie Oakley's icing poncho of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	red Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	altered cyan glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	narrow Temple Grandin's Mer-kin rollpin of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tumbling tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	special bland bowl of mernudo	3	decent	Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	practically non-alcoholic artisanal fishelada	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	normal diet special ojo de pez burrito	1	good	Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	wobbly fuchsia waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	blurry waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	pulsating waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	blinking sage nutcracker hat of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	up-at-dawn Rosewater's nutcracker waistcoat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	ghostly prompt nutcracker pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	censurious vibrating nutcracker boots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	prompt nutcracker sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	prompt Tesla nutcracker drumstick	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	horrifying nutcracker beard of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	red stanky nutcracker cape of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	rock-hard nutcracker epaulets of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	rotten pulsating salt plum	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	small adequate and bean	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	narrow greedy brainy kelp-holly gun of temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	miser's Yuleviathan necklace of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	Annie Oakley's peppermint spine of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	tumbling knitted cool soggy elf shoes	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	ruddy Crimbylow-rise jeans of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	supercharged thinker's kelp-holly drape	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	electrified ruddy Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	bland tempura and bean	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	hand-crafted huge salt plum sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	magnetized corrupted triple-flattened shaking pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	enhanced twirling purple almond	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 61
10429	irradiated moist anodized skewed handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	narrow ruddy Herculean Retrospecs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	narrow unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	bouncing mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	prompt electrified therapeutic Powerful Glove of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	purple enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	bouncing green status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	Jim Carey's Sinatra's Drip harness of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +20
10442	cyan drippy truncheon of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	toothsome drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	mediocre blue glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	bland immense fuchsia drippy caviar	6	drippy	
10448	moldy drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	Jack Frost's drippy stake	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	spinning spinning drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	wobbly coin	0		
10455	ghostly mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	adjusted ghostly blinking huge fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 43
10459	electrified healthy juice	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 55
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	bouncing fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	mirror family-friendly cape	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
10467	red Jeselnik's back shell of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	twirling blurry yellow Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	toasty bony back shell	0		Hot Damage: +5
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	pickled blooper ink	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 36
10475	coin	0		
10476	blue rubber doll head	0		
10477	huge bouncing rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	upside-down Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	tumbling twirling free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	tumbling free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	jittery pulsating colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	decent massive pulsating mushroom filet	6	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	diluted huge mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	watered-down smooth mushroom whiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	censurious chilly slick mushroom cap	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	lightning-fast nasty razor-sharp mushroom shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	flame-wreathed dog trainer's resourceful mushroom pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	teal pulsating nasty careful dangerous mushroom badge of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	tumbling pulsating pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	activated piranha pollen	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	kettle bell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	lion tamer's glued-together crystal ball	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	Jack Frost's martini dregs	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	flickering flashlight of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	green therapeutic crumbling rabbit's foot	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	fuchsia miser's outmoded fidget toy	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	quilted flimsy ski pole	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	wicked pizza box	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	brawny chipped coffee mug of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	purple Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	blurry drippy salt	0		
10521	upside-down drippy pigment	0		
10522	fuchsia drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	lime green drippy stein	0		
10525	weak lousy drippy pilsner	2	drippy	
10526	red skewed drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	Sinatra's gory drippy orb	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	mirror Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	green aromatic MacGyver's Guzzlr tablet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	huge Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	teal Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	pulsating Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	huge Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	spinning wholesome Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	lousy Ghiaccio Colada	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	triple-distilled bad fuchsia Sourfinger	10	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	perfectly mixed purple Nog-on-the-Cob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	drinkable blurry skewed Steamboat	4	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	artisanal blinking Buttery Boy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	Jack Frost's weightlifter's clown car key	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	Jeselnik's Jim Carey's medical-grade batting cage key	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	twirling veiny padded educational aqu&iacute;	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	bouncing frosty savvy knob labinet key of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	crafty rock-hard Newton's weremoose key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	blue peg key of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	rosy-cheeked kekekey	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	shaking gravedigger's rabbit's foot key	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	hardy knob shaft skate key of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	frosty vibrating ice key of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	Annie Oakley's anchovy can key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	nasty Annie Oakley's cactus key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	avaricious strapping f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	teal scandalous treasure chest key of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	avaricious wool forbidden demonic key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	yellow chaotic key sausage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	Da Vinci's knob treasury key of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	dog trainer's clever hardy scrap key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	hale rose key of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	purple music box key of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	chilly actual skeleton key of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	yellow groovy smooth deep-fried key of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	rosy-cheeked stiffened discarded bike lock key	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	maroon Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	chilled oxidized wobbly marshroom	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 15
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	huge Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	upside-down drippy candy bar	0		
10576	denatured dry salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
10577	activated tarnished super-warmed blurry writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 42
10578	denatured extra-activated triple-pressed gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 31
10579	blinking baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	gray flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	coward's birch battery of incineration	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	twirling up-at-dawn lightning-fast ebony epee of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	upside-down Tesla shellacked wicked weeping willow wand	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	fuchsia shellacked wizardly beechwood blowgun	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	hale steel-toed maple magnet of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	twirling censurious crafty educational hemlock helm	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	wool brawny boxer's balsam barrel	0		Muscle Percent: 30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	dry unsweetened blurry redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	huge foul-smelling mansplainer's strapping purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	ghostly healthy groovy Rosewater's wormwood wedding ring of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	upside-down Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	ghostly Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	ghostly ert grey goo ring of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	squat bouncing Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	tarnished super-polymerized Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	super-modified cold-filtered Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	blurry Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	toothsome squat Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	vacuum-sealed Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	bouncing prompt rosy-cheeked Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	purple executive family-friendly Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	wool clever Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	narrow Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	green narrow sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	green nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	cyan chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	yellow onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	tumbling onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	shaking alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	shaking alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	yellow alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	wobbly blinking alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	hardy hardened sinister Cargo Cultist Shorts of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	shaking complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	watered-down bad flask of moonshine	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	squat prompt therapeutic fortified sea-worn candlestick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	alkaline null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	wobbly flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	decent chocolate chip muffin	3	good	
10644	gray Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	pulsating box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	blinking grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	polymerized pickled galvanized fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	quadruple-frozen twirling boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	Vulcanized cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	triple-unsweetened overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	corrupted ionized hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	triple-pickled quadruple-pressed hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Book of Old-Timey Carols of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	purple squat padded Crimbo smile	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	dance instructor's SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	triple-unsweetened candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	concentrated jittery sugar	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	nitrogenated electrified concentrated blurry huge multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	brawny plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	perfumed plastic multi-level marketer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	zippy plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	cyan plastic Penny of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	blue shaking overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	pulsating personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	twirling tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	tumbling avaricious neck wreath	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	maroon censurious shining star cap	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	padded nativity shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	myrrh pouch of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	Newton's frankincenser of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	healthy gilded trumpet of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	&quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	fortified wine carrier	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	purple MacGyver's candy bucket	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	wet warmed prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	dry spinning imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	boiled hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	narrow government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	skewed government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	wobbly Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	lime green Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	bouncing food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	scorching Newton's fruit bat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	shellacked tinsel orb of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	frightening snowpack of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	friendly energetic Satan hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	jittery Sherlock's manspreader's Crimbo stockings	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	auspicious Fonzie's poncho de azucar	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	blinking pulsating The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	mirror jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	spinning blue The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	squat The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	gigantic flavorless cyan and pepper (stale)	8	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	bad cranberry margarita (brackish)	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	gray huge fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	squat nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	practically non-alcoholic acceptable barrel-aged eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	enchanted bland thick hand-crafted candy cane	5	decent	Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	gigantic moldy jittery drive-thru burger	6	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	artisanal spinning Boulevardier cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	adjusted Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	flavorless bowl full of jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	acceptable triple-distilled Eye and a Twist	7	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	improved maroon Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	blurry blinking digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	spinning lime green crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	blue fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	shaking spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	ghostly power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	jittery potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	super-modified triple-chilled battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	dry battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	pickled battery (D)	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	diffused ghostly gray battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	magnetized colloidal battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	moist purple bouncing battery (car)	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	skewed marshmallow	0		
10747	fortified acceptable bouncing spinning marshmallow bomb	5	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	skewed packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	quadruple-colloidal gray short beer	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	magnetized altered jittery short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	quadruple-chilled pressed short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	triple-Vulcanized olive short glass of water	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	triple-polarized aerosolized spinning short	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	pulsating Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	twirling quantum of familiar	0		
10759	perfumed familiar scrapbook of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	narrow jittery clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	censurious ribald nippy fedora-mounted fountain	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	mirror lard-coated nasty banded sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	hale brawny porkpie-mounted popper of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	narrow rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	bland fire crackers	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	avaricious stanky Catherine Wheel	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	beefcake's rocket boots of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	fireproof sparkler of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	blurry Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	super-dry Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	diffused tarnished mirror The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	cold-filtered red Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	flattened Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	extra-alkaline colloidal tumbling Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	careful cool extra-large utility candle	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	foul-smelling groovy runed taper candle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	wobbly hardy stiffened beefcake's novelty sparkling candle	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	healthy Sinatra's Abracandalabra	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	asbestos-lined chaotic extra-wide head candle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	dry blurry natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	Vulcanized quadruple-unsweetened rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	modified tarnished improved blurry banana candle	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	corrupted dry vacuum-sealed jittery ear candle	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	pressed magnetized votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	olive water candle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	B. L. A. R. T. of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	shaking rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	maroon perfumed Oprah's medical-grade veiny healthy Da Vinci's industrial fire extinguisher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	blinking The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	ghostly bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	shaking French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	Van der Graaf beefy Daylight Shavings Helmet of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	twirling eggwater	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	decent cyan bread man	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	spoiled plain candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	moldy flour cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	blue cool plastic food lab	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	pulsating frosty plastic nog lab	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	plastic chem lab of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	inspector's plastic primary lab	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	MacGyver's plastic Cheer Core	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	narrow medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	gray Jack Frost's coward's padded ice crown	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	frightening cool jeans of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	huge auspicious hale ice wrap of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	diet normal tofu pop	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	spoiled jittery bowl of prescription candy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	decent fishcake	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	stale bone broth	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	spoiled small star pop	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	smooth irresponsibly strong Doc's Fortifying Wine	9	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	bad irresponsibly strong Doc's Smartifying Wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	artisanal Doc's Limbering Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	artisanal Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	twisted Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	diluted Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	distilled teal shaking Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	powdered Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	activated anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	deionized boiled anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	warmed unsweetened frozen pulsating anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	double-cold-filtered activated non-diffused blurry anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	unsweetened anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	pickled anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	practically non-alcoholic lousy Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	adequate blue bread pie	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	watered-down hand-crafted tumbling clear Russian	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	jittery zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	twirling spinning gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	narrow cozy scarf of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	rotten huge Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	vacuum-sealed fleshy putty	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	narrow experienced third ear	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	tumbling sizzling peppermint-scented socks	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	squat supercool depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	pulsating synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	spoiled small &quot;caramel&quot;	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	arcane researcher's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	gray carnivorous potted plant of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	lime green extremely unsafe yule hatchet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	adequate big lab-grown meat	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	wobbly razor-sharp fleece	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	blue ghostly cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	razor-sharp Da Vinci's can of mixed everything of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	tumbling shaking the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	toothsome meatball	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	dried gray fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	distilled blurry astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 10
10884	squat mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	blue upside-down avaricious chilly friendly magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	aged practically non-alcoholic void lager	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	decent huge void burger	10	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	twirling purple void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	zippy ruddy banded void shard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	shaking Jeselnik's combat lover's locket	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	red Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	shaking grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	pulsating grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	ghostly trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	censurious resourceful brawny unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	double-polarized huge emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	cyan pulsating survival knife of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	sage crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	blue blinking perfumed headlamp	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	knitted frightening thermal blanket of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	spinning atlas of local maps of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	oxidized energized spare battery	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	green space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	magnetized single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	triple-denatured blurry gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	spoiled 20-lb can of rice and beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	flavorless expired MRE	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	flavorless skewed cool mint precipice bar	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	adequate half-sized carrot cake precipice bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	coward's beefcake's June cleaver of dire peril	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	artisanal teal Dad's brandy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	greasy sinister teacher's pen	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	tasty huge fire-roasted lake trout	9	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	immense adequate guilty sprout	7	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	frightening mother's necklace of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	oxidized extra-magnetized ionized trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	colloidal savings bond	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	cyan designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	mixed wobbly sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	upside-down unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	spinning Jeselnik's pterodactyl rifle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	upside-down flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	denatured Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 28
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	rosewater-soaked camouflage vest	0		Stench Resistance: +3
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	twirling dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	narrow dangerous awkward dinosaur research harness of the empath of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
10948	avaricious reflective vest	0		Meat Drop: +30
10949	shaking green dinosaur of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	Socratic thinker's Jurassic Parka	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	colloidal ionized bouncing autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	mediocre practically non-alcoholic AutumnFest ale	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	inspector's Jim Carey's grievous autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	spinning frightening Temple Grandin's electrified medical-grade autumn debris shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	big normal cyan autumn-spice donut	5	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	boiled blurry autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	jittery sizzling frosty shellacked autumn leaf pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	compressed cyan autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	polymerized corrupted autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	pulsating familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	artisanal narrow Oopsie IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	squat mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	blurry St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	delicious diet ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	flavorless Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	toothsome roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	flavorless pulsating St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	diet rotten teal Pete's wiley whey bar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	moldy super-sized Pete's rich ricotta	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	artisanal Boris's beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	jumbo flavorless shaking honey bun of Boris	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	snack-sized rotten Boris's bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	fuchsia Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	green Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	cyan Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	squat Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	stale baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	rotten plain calzone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	spoiled blurry roasted vegetable focaccia	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	stale Pizza of Legend	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	decent Calzone of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	normal immense Deep Dish of Legend	7	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	skewed drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	twirling government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	huge blurry sage prohie's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	extra-corrupted non-unsweetened upside-down maroon imported taffy	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	gray Jeselnik's Charleston shoes of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	wobbly groovy rare oboe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	shaking reassuring padded bullet necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	thick decent swamp haunch	5	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	tumbling occult gator shades of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	smooth red Charleston Choo-Choo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	watered-down fancy artisanal Velvet Veil	2	EPIC	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	irresponsibly strong acceptable fuchsia Marltini	10	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	enchanted mediocre tumbling Strong, Silent Type	3	decent	Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	mediocre Mysterious Stranger	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Champagne Shimmy	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	coward's ceramic cestus of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	gravedigger's lion tamer's vibrating ceramic centurion shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	brawny ceramic celery grater of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	squat sizzling energetic savvy ceramic celsiturometer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	lion tamer's brainy ceramic cerecloth belt of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	perfumed reassuring ceramic cenobite's robe of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	compressed shaking ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	energized twirling extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 57
11028	blinking flame-retardant grievous chiffon chevrons of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	greasy friendly chiffon chapeau of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	family-friendly clever chiffon chamberpot of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	censurious chiffon chemise of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	rosewater-soaked wool stanky chiffon chakram	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	knitted padded chiffon chaps of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	altered wobbly yellow chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	polymerized teal chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 55
11036	immense tasty chocomotive	10	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	spoiled freightcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	mediocre high-proof blurry yellow cabooze	10	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	spinning jittery groovy plastic passenger car	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	reassuring plastic dining car	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	twirling blinking narrow Temple Grandin's plastic coal car of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	huge tumbling padded plastic locomotive	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	pulsating Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	huge pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	irradiated wobbly fuchsia Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 18
11051	triple-unsweetened flattened blinking Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 27
11052	flattened quadruple-moist Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 11
11053	moist magnetized Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 21
11054	vacuum-sealed irradiated electrified Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 54
11055	warmed Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 16
11056	teal ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	fuchsia blurry ping-pong ball	0		
11058	green frightening Trainbot harness	0		Spooky Damage: +5
11059	shaking ping-pong table	0		
11060	huge Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	jittery Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	greasy head-mounted Trainbot of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	smelly healthy sinister leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	skewed smelly deadly slick shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	bad practically non-alcoholic maroon dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	1	decent	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	jittery Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	bland gigantic honey-drenched ham slice	10	decent	
11071	bad weak mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	2	decent	
11072	moldy Crimbo food scraps	4	crappy	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	red table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	blue Trainbot slag	0		
11077	pulsating narrow squat industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	moldy special snack-sized cyan steamed oyster	2	crappy	Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 15
11079	narrow really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	enchanted delicious weak Crimbosmopolitan	2	awesome	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	half-sized decent Crimbo dinner	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	fuchsia train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	shaking The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	upside-down half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	wobbly grubby wool	0		
11092	squat shaking greasy extremely unsafe smooth grubby wool hat	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11093	stanky grubby wool scarf of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11094	spinning auspicious knitted coward's grubby wool trousers	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
11095	gray Usain Bolt's auspicious vibrating grubby wool gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: 15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	hand-crafted nice warm beer	4	EPIC	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	jittery Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	blinking packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	twisted fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	upside-down lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	mirror bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	narrow hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	moldy wobbly pixel bread	3	crappy	
11113	bad ghostly pixel whiskey	3	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	boiled non-wet glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	chilled pressed mushroom	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	frozen enhanced five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	gigantic adequate super good fruit	10	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dried energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	yellow dog trainer's Van der Graaf hot pepper	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	Vulcanized modified adjusted yellow wobbly out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	bouncing extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	Vulcanized anodized fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	deionized denatured blue blinking flapper fly	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	tolerable shot of wasp venom	4	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	activated filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	energized tumbling spinning shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	adjusted pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	Vulcanized polarized jittery pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	wobbly hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	electrified diffused warmed purple angry agate	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	chilled lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	rotten blurry green shadow sausage	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	skewed foul-smelling hardy shadow skin	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	quadruple-boiled enhanced denatured jittery bouncing shadow flame	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	spoiled small enchanted shadow bread	2	crappy	Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	upside-down shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	delicious shadow fluid	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	upside-down shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	mirror shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	smooth shadow venom	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	mixed red shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	Usain Bolt's family-friendly shadow stick of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	padded bat paw of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
11148	MacGyver's uncursed bat paw	0		Maximum MP: +100
11149	upside-down auspicious Socratic educational goblin cape	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +10
11150	lime green mirror tumbling miser's uncursed goblin cape	0		Meat Drop: +10
11151	therapeutic brawny dragon wishbone	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11152	ghostly crafty uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Maximum MP: +10
11153	censurious padded smartaleck's stats	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
11154	stanky uncursed stats	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
11155	pulsating ribald horrifying arcane orb	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
11156	Lo Pan's uncursed arcane orb	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11157	Socratic machete	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
11158	Usain Bolt's uncursed machete	0		Initiative: +80
11159	blanket	0		
11160	jittery uncursed blanket	0		
11161	resourceful banded medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +5
11162	blurry ruddy uncursed medallion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	shaking Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	blinking Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	twirling shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	skewed shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	twirling shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	blue Temple Grandin's hale Samson's shadow chef's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	up-at-dawn clever shadow trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	Jim Carey's experienced shadow hammer	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	greedy therapeutic shadow monocle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	flavorless spinning shadow hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	tolerable shadow martini	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	boiled shadow pill	1		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 10
11185	wobbly squat shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	triple-tarnished upside-down shadow candy	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 30
11189	blue replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	shaking replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	blinking replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	upside-down replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	tumbling replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	twirling dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	family-friendly shellacked stylish replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	rosy-cheeked dance instructor's sage replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	twirling MacGyver's healthy hardened replica navel ring of navel gazing of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	wholesome steel-toed replica V for Vivala mask	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	knitted Newton's sage replica haiku katana	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	pulsating replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	jittery family-friendly wool razor-sharp replica Elvish sunglasses of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	mirror replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	huge replica stone sphere	0		
11209	skewed hardy personal trainer's sage replica Greatest American Pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	lightning-fast Temple Grandin's replica Juju Mojo Mask of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
11212	jittery spinning frosty grievous sage replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	blinking pulsating fuchsia fireproof Sinatra's savvy replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	lion tamer's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	teal ghostly replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	twirling replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	asbestos-lined scorching Samson's boxer's Cincho de Mayo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	twirling replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	shaking replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	cyan replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	narrow replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	blue replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	narrow blinking replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	shaking replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	inspector's Jim Carey's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	steel-toed hardened dangerous replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the bloodbag of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 12, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
11242	avaricious reassuring lard-coated crafty supercharged therapeutic wholesome baleful Fonzie's Herculean replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	red scorching mansplainer's Sinatra's smooth replica Powerful Glove of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	shaking supercharged stiffened sinister personal trainer's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +30
11246	perfumed asbestos-lined experienced savvy wizardly replica industrial fire extinguisher of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	mirror replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	Da Vinci's brawny replica Jurassic Parka	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	asbestos-lined deadly Sinatra's replica Cincho de Mayo of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	ribald shellacked deadly dance instructor's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	maroon ghostly Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	upside-down inspector's Jeselnik's pro skateboard	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	spinning pulsating Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	jittery Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	blinking maroon Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	blinking purple tumbling Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	jittery flame-wreathed Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	lion tamer's rosy-cheeked sage Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	frozen twirling scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	wobbly Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	super-electrified purple scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	lime green Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	skewed Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	skewed Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	skewed Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	acceptable Sexy Cosmo	4	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	toasty frosty clever red-soled high heels	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	normal cyburger	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	padded ncle leg	0		Damage Absorption: +20
11287	hale rutabuga bag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
11288	upside-down jittery mesquito proboscis of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
11289	skewed wholesome senate fly thorax	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
11290	enhanced galvanized adjusted blinking spinning bug juice	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 47
11291	spider leg of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
11292	beetle antenna of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
11293	therapeutic mantis skull	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11294	altered twirling chitin powder	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 47
11295	scorching daddy shortlegs leg of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
11296	squat birdybug antenna of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11297	crafty kilopede skull of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
11298	flattened maroon haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 45
11299	alkaline wet chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 67
11300	shaking sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	lime green name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	adequate mirror watermelon	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	wobbly water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	decent special waffle	4	good	Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	spinning double-paned flame-wreathed cat o' nine teeth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	tumbling curative tooth cap of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	red crafty brainy toothy trousers	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	bite-sized bland banana split	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	tumbling handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	spinning Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	blinking medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	mediocre bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	skewed toasty steel-toed forbidden baywatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	skewed Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	denatured concentrated cooking	1		
11329	dried mirror bouncing meat	1		
11330	altered upside-down sparkling orb	1		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 10
11331	compressed teal hardening cream	1		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
11332	denatured pulsating pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	squat LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	dry double-aerosolized sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 49
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	narrow inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	stiffened rake	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	jittery mirror aromatic deadly autumnal aegis	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	tarnished distilled resin	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	upside-down super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	mirror tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	knitted dog trainer's impromptu torch	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	pulsating greasy horrifying fig leaf	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	bouncing up-at-dawn Van der Graaf smoldering drape	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	twirling blurry prompt sizzling healthy sinister smartaleck's weightlifter's leaf crown	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	rotten leafy browns	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	aerosolized flattened ghostly autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	oxidized wobbly coping juice	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	pulsating olive up-at-dawn lard-coated Oprah's grievous cool candy cane sword cane	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	shaking wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	huge Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	cyan Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	skewed security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	spinning Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	ghostly wobbly housekeeping robot	0		
11378	normal pulsating pickled bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	spoiled salted mutton	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	flavorless corned beet	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	blinking pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	lime green pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	blurry wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	rotten ghostly peppermint donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Elf Guard insignia (private) of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	upside-down aromatic Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	skewed upside-down Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	acceptable watered-down Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	wobbly Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	blurry Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	huge ribald extremely unsafe Crimbuccaneer lantern of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	shellacked Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Lo Pan's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	chilled wobbly Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	hardy banded Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	mirror gray censurious brawny Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	artisanal high-proof Crimbow Rainbo	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	tumbling Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	spinning dog trainer's Elf Guard broom of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	lightning-fast Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	lousy old-school pirate grog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	moldy grog nuts	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	upside-down prompt curative sawed-off blunderbuss of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	aged officer's nog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	decent massive spinning sundae ration	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	adequate peppermint tack	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	tiny spoiled whalesteak	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	fuchsia shaking wicked whalegun of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	twirling Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	squat scorching dance instructor's supercool Elf Guard clipboard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	maroon savvy pegfinger	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	artisanal practically non-alcoholic and claret	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Jim Carey's Elf Guard and beret	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	chilly coward's beefy shipwright's hammer	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	perfumed dance instructor's Samson's gunwale	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	fireproof Kelflar vest of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	ionized whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	greasy horrifying Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	maroon cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	wobbly smelly clever Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	double-paned Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	ghostly flame-retardant hardy massive wrench of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	friendly brown pirate pants of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	fuchsia Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	upside-down punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	narrow Lo Pan's electrified shellacked boxer's slick thinker's Elf dessert spoon	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	up-at-dawn medical-grade Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	tumbling Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	personal trainer's supercool free boots	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	Elvish underarmor of the dark arts of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	fortified cool Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	normal sugarplum ration	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	rotten gingerbread nylons	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	half-sized rotten rum-soaked fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	rotten lime	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	moldy gingerbread pirate	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	moldy fruit-stuffed rumcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	artisanal fuchsia mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	tolerable weak Swedish coffee	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	practically non-alcoholic artisanal jittery canteen of eggnog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	perfectly mixed hot wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	artisanal maroon Jamaican coffee	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	lousy flask of egggrog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	bouncing narrow Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	mirror skewed Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	lousy yule grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	spoiled small wet tack	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	adequate red whalecake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	cyan vibrating fortified sage gunwale whalegun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	aged and claret	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	twirling rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	thinker's Elf Guard squirtgun of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	blinking chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	greasy sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	prompt shellacked banded replica Elf Guard medal	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	narrow Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	twirling Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	spinning My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	veiny beefy barnacle-encrusted sweater of the brazier	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's strapping Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	shaking Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	cyan kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	tumbling precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	upside-down Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	non-irradiated skewed military candy cane	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 46
11503	cold-filtered diffused pulsating groggipop	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 21
11504	occult Newton's moss mace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	blue wholesome baleful moss megaphone	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	rosy-cheeked moss medal of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	sharpshooter's stylish moss mitre	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	Jeselnik's Lo Pan's moss mantle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	blue zippy Temple Grandin's moss marlinspike	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +20, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	dried lime green moss mulch	1		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	quantum jittery moss floss	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 69
11512	maroon adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	skewed adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	blinking adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	tumbling adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	mixed adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	diffused Vulcanized corrupted adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 50
11520	narrow purple censurious quilted thinker's crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	red ghostly greedy dog trainer's padded crepe paper parachute cape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	ghostly reassuring manspreader's stiffened crepe paper pie clip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	pulsating frightening mansplainer's Fonzie's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	squat smelly rosy-cheeked banded crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	ghostly gravedigger's energetic crepe paper polka charm of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	altered mirror ghostly crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	vacuum-sealed galvanized unsweetened blurry crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
11528	veiny personal trainer's petrified wood war pike	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	medical-grade beefy petrified wood waist protector	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	thinker's petrified wood wizard's pouch of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	rock-hard petrified wood water purifier of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Booze Drop: +100, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	banded extremely unsafe petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	quilted petrified wood walking pants of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	dried petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	anodized pulsating petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 54
11536	lousy cybeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	yellow ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	inspector's Crimbuccaneer war standard of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	mirror twirling hardened weightlifter's Elf Guard war standard	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	squat asbestos-lined Jim Carey's Lo Pan's spring shoes	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	modified non-irradiated mirror ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	extra-cold-filtered concentrated upside-down cyan crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	blurry triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	narrow high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	green skewed ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	upside-down irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	Jim Carey's motion sensor	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
11559	mirror narrow focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	inspector's padded Everfull Dart Holster	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	spinning boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	dog trainer's clever supercharged extremely unsafe Apriling band helmet of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	inspector's quilted supercool Apriling band saxophone of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	knitted gravedigger's slick Apriling band quad tom of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	teal Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's stiffened grievous Apriling band tuba of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	Sherlock's ribald Oprah's baleful thinker's Apriling band staff of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	maroon Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	narrow boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	green narrow Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	stale yam	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	delicious yam martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	strong lousy special green sweet potato o' mine	5	decent	Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	tolerable Southern yam	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	mediocre practically non-alcoholic sweet potato punch	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	yummy Mayam spinach	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	snack-sized decent special spinning yam and swiss	2	good	Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	skewed prompt lard-coated hardened yam cannon	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	olive yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	jittery upside-down yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	fuchsia yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	Annie Oakley's wizardly furry yam buckler of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	purple thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	lime green frightening chaotic Fonzie's yamtility belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	rotten half-sized fancy yam slider	2	crappy	Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	spoiled yam mayo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	spoiled enchanted diet jittery yam burrito	1	crappy	Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	yellow visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mirror mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	moldy bite-sized fuchsia mini kiwi	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	twirling healthy Sinatra's boxer's mini kiwi bikini	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	strong lousy blue mini kiwitini	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	shaking mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's curative mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	red mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	bland small mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	triple-distilled lousy upside-down mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	pressed alkaline gray squat mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	polarized skewed mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	dog trainer's beefcake's mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	smelly mini kiwi icepick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	altered triple-pressed unsweetened mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	green protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	huge scandalous banded Socratic messenger bag RNA	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	cyan proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	normal bacteria bisque	3	good	
11619	decent gigantic ciliophora chowder	9	good	
11620	bland miniature cream of chloroplasts	2	decent	
11621	yellow synaptic soup	0		
11622	teal muscular soup	0		
11623	skewed flagellate soup	0		
11624	tumbling elbow soup	0		
11625	blue upside-down lip soup	0		
11626	fuchsia unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	teal untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	blue avaricious double-paned occult educational beefy tearaway pants	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	twirling longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	twirling bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	teal mirror boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	teal blinking blade of dismemberment of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	mirror Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	gray pulsating Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	coward's vibrating hale embers-only jacket	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	bembershoot of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	adequate wheel of camembert	4	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	mirror foul-smelling hale hat of remembering of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	teal ghostly miser's Jack Frost's bat wings of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ghostly ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	twirling stylish monocle on a stick of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	Temple Grandin's plastic pipe of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	yellow flame-retardant toasty fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	blinking spinning knitted extremely unsafe bow tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	scandalous wholesome fake huge beard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	curative astronaut helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	nasty thinker's feather boa	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	narrow crafty Sheriff badge of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	mirror banded Sheriff pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	dance instructor's educational Sheriff moustache	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	maroon friendly educational photo booth supply list	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	spinning tie-dye headband	0		
11674	rotten whirled peas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	decent peaza	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	modified tumbling drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	denatured pulsating Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	warmed pea brittle	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	weak perfectly mixed peasco	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	spoiled immense piece of cake	9	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	pulsating Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	bouncing lard-coated Oprah's deft pirate hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	wobbly jittery lard-coated occult iron tricorn hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	avaricious jolly roger flag	0		Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	spinning pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	weak lousy tankard of spiced rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	boozy perfectly mixed green tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	wobbly jittery purple packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	governor's daughter's lace collar of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	clever governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	blinking olive smartaleck's chili powder cutlass	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	stale small Aztec tamale	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	huge Newton's groggles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	Sherlock's smooth silky pirate drawers	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	tumbling green narrow profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	corrupted pulsating peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	lousy weak hard cocoa	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	spoiled salmagumdi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	rosy-cheeked plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	veiny plastic St. Patrick	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	upside-down knitted vibrating plastic Colonel Brando	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	Jack Frost's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	Socratic plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	blinking teal Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	maroon Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	yummy coney haunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	wet green dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	hand-crafted boozy fuchsia moai toai	5	EPIC	
11725	mirror censurious banded fortified moaiball	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	red half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	moist ionized four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	energetic fortified potato jacket of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	lime green Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	Jim Carey's stiffened military orb	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	non-quantum pickled squat rum ball	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 42
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	miser's mansplainer's gravyskin hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	smelly gravyskin buckler of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	green smelly Sinatra's gravyskin skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	lightning-fast Oprah's gravyskin pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	dry wet crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	stale room scale bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	twirling tumbling Sherlock's wicked perfect Christmas scarf of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	lime green double-paned snowman-enchanting tophat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	deionized LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	pulsating dog trainer's smooth Congressional Medal of Insanity of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	weak hand-crafted Easter grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Irish eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	artisanal canteen of jungle juice	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	bad green turchucken	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	hand-crafted enchanted upside-down mechanically-mulled cider	4	EPIC	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	special drinkable holiday trip around the world	3	good	Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	tasty immense chocolate ostrich egg	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	flavorless massive beef and cabbage	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	low-calorie stale tumbling candy rations	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	adequate twirling double-candied yams	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	miniature adequate Christmas ham	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	adequate holiday smorgasbord	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	blurry Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	pulsating hale bejazzled eyepatch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	teal Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	cyan wobbly How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	bouncing Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	bouncing Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	blue twirling Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	tumbling Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	lime green moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	hardened sinister savvy stylish egg gun	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	squat flame-retardant friendly resourceful army helmet of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	skewed candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	flavorless Thanksgiving ration	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	mediocre high-proof Easter eggnog	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	diluted cyan clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	pulsating executive Jeselnik's flame-wreathed studded nylon Christmas stockings	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	ghostly upside-down tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	extra-anodized deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	chilly steel-toed McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	up-at-dawn family-friendly hale McHugeLarge left pole	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	huge wholesome shellacked McHugeLarge right pole of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	perfumed McHugeLarge left ski of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	lard-coated McHugeLarge right ski of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	twirling 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	altered narrow huge eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	gray bouncing dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	spinning dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	cyan dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	mirror dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	mirror fuchsia cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	ghostly olive pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	narrow CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	narrow narrow 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	compressed huge psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	skewed dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	skewed dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	purple blurry dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	blinking dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	skewed shaking STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	lime green hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	olive squat geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	blinking virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	upside-down ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	boiled pickled pulsating synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 58
11834	concentrated colloidal blurry iDrops	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 18
11835	red shame coil	0		
11836	purple pulsating new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	bouncing heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	blinking phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	wobbly Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	squat huge childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	twirling upside-down heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	shaking rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	bouncing carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	cyan twirling assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	compressed tumbling ghostly scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	narrow narrow table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	special hand-crafted pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	EPIC	Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	boiled phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	maroon Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	olive bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	modified shaking leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	gigantic spoiled Heck ramen	6	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	decent big burrito	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	adequate small beer brat	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	rotten immense peach pie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	moldy bouncing incredible mini-pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	hand-crafted high-proof Divine sidecar	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	lousy tangarita sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	acceptable pulsating gimlet sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	fortified drinkable vodka stratocaster sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	fancy smooth prussian cathouse sidecar	3	awesome	Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	hand-crafted spinning Mon Tiki sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	wobbly olive Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	spinning family-friendly April Shower Thoughts shield of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	extra-warmed dry wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	watered-down hand-crafted Three Sheets to the Wind	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	huge spoiled blurry pile of wet dates	9	crappy	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	skewed papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	blinking wet shower cap of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	shaking yellow cool wet shower shoes	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	olive wet shower shorts of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	bouncing wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	extra-polarized olive wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	deionized quadruple-wet maroon wet paperback	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	forbidden wet shower radio	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	twirling cyan wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	skewed wizardly birthday bloon	0		Mysticality: +25
11903	alkaline polymerized blue jawwetter	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 66
11904	blurry Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	nasty friendly Peridot of Peril of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	hardened terrycloth turban	0		Damage Reduction: 3
11907	jockey's hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
11908	forbidden sharpshooter's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
11909	extra-tight skullcap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
11910	olive sturdy pith helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
11911	twirling bishop's mitre of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
11912	tin foil hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
11913	narrow medical-grade construction hardhat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11914	upside-down executive imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Meat Drop: +40
11915	green crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	double-paned stylish bycocket	0		Cold Resistance: +5
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	stanky Axis helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
11925	avaricious greasy Axis fatigues	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
11926	chilly Axis suspenders of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	blurry really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	blinking gravedigger's lion tamer's weightlifter's Allied Radio Backpack	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	tumbling orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	moldy immense Skeleton Wars rations	6	crappy	
11938	weak lousy mirror huge skeleton war fuel can	2	decent	
11939	red skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	tumbling chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	gray M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	knitted Van der Graaf Allied Forces insignia of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	upside-down handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	pressed ghostly Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bully badge of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	jittery time cop top hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	dehydrated upside-down mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	enchanted bite-sized spoiled jittery toast with mixed berry jelly	1	crappy	Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	delicious cup of sugar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	decent super-sized mirror Susie's cupcake	5	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	padded Sinatra's groovy the gun	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	aged wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	weightlifter's undersea surveying goggles	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	spirit-forward smooth Ocean-Touched Rum	5	awesome	
11964	boiled water-logged pill	1		
11965	immense adequate mirror kelp puck	8	good	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	jittery scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	teal sea gel	0		
11971	moist fuchsia octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 45
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	squat Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	green squat narrow packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	huge unblemished pearl	0		
11977	dentadent of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11986	lime green pulsating lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	lion tamer's mansplainer's Oprah's steel-toed deadly blood cubic zirconia of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	vaporized blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	bad upside-down pheromone cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	huge normal spinal tapas	10	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	maroon shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	spinning smartaleck's shrunken head of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	blurry narrow knucklebone	0		
12052	drinkable watered-down huge Smoking Pope	2	good	
12053	low-calorie bland prize turkey	1	decent	
12054	modified twirling medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 40
12055	stale special full-sized pumpkin pie	3	decent	Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	drinkable high-proof olive vodka cranberry sauce	9	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	enhanced olive yammed candy	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	normal blurry narrow treasure chestnut	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	bad mulled butter rum	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	dry tumbling cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	narrow gray plastic left skeleton arm of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	sharpshooter's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	twirling plastic right skeleton arm of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	skewed deadly plastic right skeleton leg	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	chaotic plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	tumbling gravedigger's forbidden angelbone kilt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	groovy angelbone totem	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	inspector's strapping angelbone mantle	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	upside-down quilted angelbone dice	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	blurry angelbone halo of the pedagogue of bravery	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	pickled angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	cold-filtered magnetized activated biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 44
12076	wizardly devilbone helmet of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	blinking reassuring devilbone greaves	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	pulsating gravedigger's sizzling devilbone shinguards	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	yellow devilbone corset of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	huge savvy devilbone flute of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	twirling chaotic devilbone rosary	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	denatured devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	unsweetened Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 47
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	jittery burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	spinning burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	purple Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	extra-thick Crimbo sweater of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	spinning The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	mediocre irresponsibly strong Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	watered-down perfectly mixed upside-down bottle of prize-winning rum	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	twirling jittery rosewater-soaked Fonzie's Santa-Slayer medal of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	shaking Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	chilled boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	energized shaking boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	liquefied boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	reassuring smoldering vertebra of courage of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: 4, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	skewed blue seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	mirror smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	olive pulsating jittery volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	avaricious flame-wreathed weightlifter's hot boning knife	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	Herculean boxer's fistbone of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	greedy MacGyver's strapping burnt bone belt	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	chaotic scorched skull trophy	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	spoiled blue wing bone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	tolerable weak skeleton venom	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	vaporized red bouncing baked bone meal	1		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	blurry lion tamer's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	Usain Bolt's plastic skeleton skull	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	spinning undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	hale razor-sharp scorched skeleton mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	shaking electrified brainy scorched skeleton shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	executive scorched skeleton pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	gray buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	maroon Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	olive Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	blurry ghostly green Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	mirror boxer's fireproof bonesaw of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	frosty wizardly vermiculite shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ship's lantern of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	zippy horrifying heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	flavorless huge traditional gingerloaf	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	bad Scotch and eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	quadruple-concentrated unsweetened cold-filtered purple counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	lousy &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	spinning The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	spoiled special small wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	crappy	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	activated diffused spinning gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 27
12179	glimmering crystal of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	olive skewed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	wobbly boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	blinking 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	maroon unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	huge Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	dry chilled Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	diffused super-polymerized Vulcanized upside-down Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	colloidal spinning Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	spinning bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	green tumbling twirling Usain Bolt's and dress of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	Socratic and dress of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	oxidized deionized dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	cyan cool dinosaur bone club	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	wool medical-grade dinosaur skull helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	dinosaur bone corset of James Dean of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	smooth practically non-alcoholic Pork Elf cough syrup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	lime green Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	bouncing Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	tiny tasty rat pizza	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	mirror Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	upside-down wholesome sage hoverboard of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	jittery fireproof hardened left shark fin of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	educational fitness tracking bracelet	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	compressed candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	decent wobbly discarded hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	delicious most of a beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	stale fancy fuchsia can of tuna	3	decent	Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 25
12227	decent alien salad	3	good	
12228	decent miniature ratbatatouille	2	good	
12229	moldy onigiri	3	crappy	
12230	adequate crudit&eacute;s	3	good	
12231	adequate half-sized sauced mutton	2	good	
12232	jumbo normal narrow hot honey ant	5	good	
12233	huge spoiled tomb aspic	8	crappy	
12234	yummy jittery later tots	4	awesome	
12235	half-sized decent huge Frutti di Scatoletta	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	stale jumbo jittery teal Pesto alla Marziano	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	small spoiled maroon Arrattabbattabiata	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	moldy gray Orzo di Riso	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	snack-sized rotten Pasta Grimavera	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	fancy flavorless blurry Linguini Ubriacapa	4	decent	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	normal Formica e Pepe	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	decent big Tubetto Gelatto	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	toothsome Gnocci Domani	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	frightening steel-toed Space Soldier Helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +5
12253	big bland spinning premium turkey leg	5	decent	
12254	drinkable triple-distilled special styrofoam cup of mead	10	good	Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 20
12255	blurry clever sword	0		Maximum MP: +20
12256	beefcake's staff	0		Muscle: +25
12257	pulsating lute of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
12258	jittery shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	mansplainer's arcane researcher's wizardly The Wizard's Android	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15
12261	bouncing flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	dangerous experienced tactical jester's cap	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	strapping flimsy plastic helmet	0		Muscle: +5
12266	savvy flimsy plastic greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
12267	Temple Grandin's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Familiar Weight: +7
12268	twirling chaotic flimsy plastic shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	horrifying nippy clever Portable Laughing Stock	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	huge wobbly sizzling coward's stylish Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +10
12272	flavorless miniature classic banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	tasty yellow watermelon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	flavorless pulsating quince	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	decent blurry classic banana pie	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	adjusted electrified extra-pickled essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	double-liquefied squat banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	bad maroon Aesop Daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	distilled tolerable cyan Monkey Congress	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	normal yellow watermelon pie	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	alkaline concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	alkaline Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	hand-crafted cyan Melonegroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	mediocre fuchsia Melonade Spritz	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	rotten quince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	galvanized galvanized quince quaff	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	dry cyan Quickquince	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	extra-dry artisanal Quiskey Sour	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	practically non-alcoholic aged Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	acceptable Roth IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	skewed lard-coated frosty underdraft protection	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	tasty soybean futures	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	altered flattened red housing bubble	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	altered anodized moist mirror cyan blinking Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 34
12298	upside-down hale financial instrument of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	ribald hedge fund clippers of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	avaricious selling shorts	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	mirror bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	savvy 401k ring of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	cyan balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	ionized teal invisible hand	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	unsweetened energized circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	denatured super-moist diffused wobbly mint	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	green homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	compressed upside-down toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dehydrated bouncing blurry intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	altered tumbling liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	lousy Malattia Becco Malbec	4	decent	
12316	purple kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	fuchsia Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	huge Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"