-1	special strong lousy Petite Porter	5	decent	
-2	perfectly mixed Scrawny Stout	3	EPIC	
-3	lousy Infinitesimal IPA	3	decent	
-4	bad eggnogtini	4	decent	
-5	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed enchanted purple candycaine	1	super ultra EPIC	
-6	mediocre irresponsibly strong braincracker sweet	10	decent	
-16	bad fermented honey	3	decent	
-17	artisanal bouncing moons-shine	3	EPIC	
-18	bad gin	3	decent	
-19	perfectly mixed watered-down ecto-nog	2	EPIC	
-20	weak artisanal hot toady	2	EPIC	
-21	lousy weak enchanted hot choculate	2	decent	
-49	practically non-alcoholic artisanal shaking Cyder	1	EPIC	
-50	practically non-alcoholic bad Oil Nog	1	decent	
-51	weak bad Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	2	decent	
-58	weak drinkable narrow Grimacider	2	good	
-59	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Isotope Nog	1	EPIC	
-60	practically non-alcoholic aged enchanted yellow Mutagin 'n' Tonic	1	awesome	
-70	lousy lime green Gin and Herring	4	decent	
-71	weak drinkable purple mirror Black and Tan and Red All Over	2	good	
-72	enchanted mediocre watered-down Antarctic Ice Tea	2	decent	
-76	drinkable distilled wobbly CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	5	good	
-77	tolerable CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	good	
-78	smooth CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	awesome	
-82	mediocre Horseradish-infused Vodka	4	decent	
-83	tolerable Jerkitini	4	good	
-84	smooth weak yellow Desert Island Iced Tea	2	awesome	
-88	drinkable Crimbo Saketini	4	good	
-89	perfectly mixed watered-down cyan Crimboku Drop	2	EPIC	
-90	drinkable olive Flaming Crimbo Log	3	good	
-107	artisanal Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	EPIC	
-108	lousy high-proof Hot Buttered Rum	6	decent	
-109	watered-down lousy Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	decent