1	wobbly seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	rosewater-soaked helmet turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	spinning turtle totem	0		
5	tumbling pasta spoon	0		
6	chaotic ravioli hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	maroon saucepan	0		
8	twirling spices	0		
9	narrow scandalous disco mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	blurry blurry disco ball	0		
11	narrow skewed stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	ghostly mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	twisted mirror purple moxie weed	1		
15	mixed strongness elixir	1		
16	mixed spinning magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 5
17	rotten noodles	3	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
20	huge Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	shaking ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	wobbly really spider web	0		
29	tumbling really really spider web	0		
30	skewed rock	0		
31	gray seal-toothed rock	0		
32	tumbling Da Vinci's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	olive snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	tumbling Dolphin King's crown of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	maroon studded Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +80
36	upside-down supercool Knob Goblin tongs	0		Moxie Percent: +20
37	yellow rosewater-soaked viking helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	narrow deadly Knob Goblin pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	skewed pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	perfectly mixed ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	EPIC	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	upside-down worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	rotten bite-sized cyan hot buttered roll	1	crappy	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	decent big bowl of cottage cheese	5	good	
50	skewed Rock and Roll Legend of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	mirror Knob Goblin Uberpants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	skewed cool stone banjo	0		Moxie: +5
54	hardened Disco Banjo of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	upside-down 5-Alarm Saucepan of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
58	spinning stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	fortified Mace of the Tortoise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	decent bite-sized fortune cookie	1	good	
62	skewed stiffened oriole-feather headdress	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	tumbling skewed Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	shaking shaking twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	huge censurious rock-hard Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	lime green bar skin	0		
71	upside-down scorching stakes	0		Hot Damage: +25
72	grievous barskin hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	spinning maroon barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	pulsating squat Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	deadly stick	0		Weapon Damage: +5
78	double-paned pretty bouquet	0		Cold Resistance: +5
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	green spinning fairy gravy boat	0		
81	acceptable ice-cold Willer	3	good	
82	ring	0		
83	blurry shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	skewed unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	tumbling meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	huge pants kit	0		
92	narrow narrow meatsmithing guide	0		
93	double-paned basic meat sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5
94	tumbling smooth basic meat pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Usain Bolt's basic meat helmet	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	auspicious dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Item Drop: +10
97	family-friendly savvy pimpin' meat hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	narrow lifeless meat doll	0		
101	cyan meat golem	0		
102	tumbling squat blinking shrunken head	0		
103	bouncing shellacked staff of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +25
104	scarecrow	0		
105	flavorless mirror bowl of charms	3	decent	
106	squat ghostly ketchup	1	decent	
107	catsup	1	awesome	
108	skewed stick	0		
109	pulsating crossbow string	0		
110	red basic meat staff of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
111	cyan MacGyver's basic meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +100
112	blinking Newton's meatloaf helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	wobbly dripping meat sword of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
114	boxer's dripping meat staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10
115	narrow shaking avaricious dripping meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +30
116	fireproof Lo Pan's Bugfinder Blade	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	ghostly cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	purple Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	lime green empty meat tank	0		
125	bouncing full meat tank	0		
126	maroon meat engine	0		
127	jittery red ghostly coward's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Monster Level: -20
128	tumbling curative meat pants	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	third-hand nunchaku of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
130	eyepatch	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bouncing bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	bouncing tires	0		
137	tumbling dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	skewed valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	eXtreme meat sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
148	eXtreme meat staff of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
149	eXtreme meat crossbow of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
150	hardy smooth Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	flame-retardant MacGyver's Elder Turtle Shell	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	miser's weightlifter's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	ribald Rosewater's Ancient Saucehelm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	coward's Van der Graaf Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	pulsating nasty El Sombrero De Lopez of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	shaking Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	adequate diet ghuol egg	1	good	
162	snack-sized tasty fuchsia ghuol egg quiche	2	awesome	
163	weightlifter's skeleton bone	0		Muscle: +15
164	smart skull	0		
165	narrow skewer	0		
166	green ghuol ears	0		
167	rotten small ghuol-ear kabob	2	crappy	
168	slick bone rattle	0		Moxie: +10
169	green bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	green lihc eye	0		
171	flavorless lihc eye pie	4	decent	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	cyan Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	rotten small mirror uncooked chorizo	2	crappy	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	huge brainy skull	0		
178	cyan detective skull	0		
179	rotten chorizo taco	3	crappy	
180	watered-down drinkable ice-cold fotie	2	good	
181	spinning baseball	0		
182	twirling batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	twirling guano coffee cup	0		
191	educational batskin belt	0		Experience: +1
192	tumbling batskin belt	0		
193	mirror birthday candle	0		
194	blurry boxer's Mr. Accessory	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only
195	Lo Pan's eXtreme nose ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	blinking rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	sizzling ring	0		Hot Damage: +10
200	adequate rat appendix kabob	4	good	
201	moldy low-calorie bat wing kabob	1	crappy	
202	stale blinking shaking carob chunks	3	decent	
203	mirror herbs	0		
204	stale squat carob chunk cookies	3	decent	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	EPIC	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	upside-down decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	blinking lard-coated rosy-cheeked filthy corduroys	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	filthy knitted dread sack of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	huge Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	spoiled pulsating carob brownies	3	crappy	
217	stale herb brownies	3	decent	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	nasty gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Stench Damage: +5
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	purple blinking careful phat turquoise bracelet	0		Monster Level: -10
224	smartaleck's eyepatch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	delicious blinking tofu casserole	3	awesome	
226	altered can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	double-paned Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5
228	fuchsia hardened Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 3
229	avaricious Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +30
230	double-paned dead guy's watch	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	upside-down Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	lime green Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	spinning healthy savvy Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
236	tumbling wobbly green Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	tolerable enchanted irresponsibly strong bottle of gin	6	good	Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 15
238	aged bottle of vodka	3	awesome	
239	prompt sinister Orcish baseball cap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	electrified clever Orcish cargo shorts	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	smartaleck's Orcish frat-paddle	0		Moxie Percent: +30
242	spoiled fancy	4	crappy	Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
243	small rotten grapefruit	2	crappy	
244	bland small grapes	2	decent	
245	spoiled tiny blurry olive	1	crappy	
246	special yummy snack-sized tomato	2	awesome	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 40
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	perfectly mixed salty dog	3	EPIC	
249	lousy bloody mary	3	decent	
250	artisanal practically non-alcoholic tumbling screwdriver	1	EPIC	
251	lousy watered-down shaking martini	2	decent	
252	lousy bloody beer	3	decent	
253	perfectly mixed shot of schnapps	3	EPIC	
254	lousy practically non-alcoholic wobbly shot of grapefruit schnapps	1	decent	
255	practically non-alcoholic mediocre fine wine	1	decent	
256	perfectly mixed shot of tomato schnapps	3	EPIC	
257	watered-down bad extra-spicy bloody mary	2	decent	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	green snake skin	0		
260	tasty ghostly mirror White Citadel fries	4	awesome	
261	tiny stale blue narrow White Citadel burger	1	decent	
262	flavorless mirror piece of wedding cake	4	decent	
263	normal chocolate chips	3	good	
264	tasty fancy chocolate chip cookies	4	awesome	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 50
265	Van der Graaf satin pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	hand-crafted fortified tumbling lightning	5	EPIC	
267	dog trainer's mullet wig	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	avaricious sword	0		Meat Drop: +30
270	picket fence	0		
271	boiled blurry skewed barbell	1		
272	pickled bouncing concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	altered blinking red moxie weed	1		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 45
274	narrow Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	jittery mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	compressed tumbling extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 40
278	compressed blue narrow jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	diluted blue suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	gray Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	ghostly Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	deadly walrus-tusk earring	0		Weapon Damage: +5
286	veiny ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
287	lion tamer's Boris's ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2
288	potato sprout	0		
289	toasty Jarlsberg's earring	0		Hot Damage: +5
290	jittery Sneaky Pete's breath spray of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
291	fuchsia bouncing mansplainer's can of maces of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +15
292	rubber axe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
293	lime green inspector's experienced chef's hat	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	purple studded pail	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	ruddy demonskin trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	extremely unsafe dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	oxidized jittery tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 38
298	pressed blinking green lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 22
299	concentrated corrupted ghostly pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 47
300	polymerized corrupted huge jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 64
301	flat dough	0		
302	half-sized tasty pulsating Knob sausage	2	awesome	
303	immense delicious Knob mushroom	7	awesome	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	coward's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	censurious Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	non-diffused Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 41
308	resourceful Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	flame-wreathed Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	ribald Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
311	hill of beans	0		
312	wool Knob Goblin visor	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	lion tamer's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	fancy bland tiny bean burrito	1	decent	Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 45
315	jumbo normal bean burrito	5	good	
316	stale insanely bean burrito	3	decent	
317	spoiled jumbo bean burrito	5	crappy	
318	big spoiled bean burrito	5	crappy	
319	decent insanely bean burrito	3	good	
320	rotten special bat haggis	3	crappy	Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 25
321	normal menudo	3	good	
322	delicious bite-sized blinking goat cheese	1	awesome	
323	super-sized normal plain pizza	5	good	
324	normal sausage pizza	3	good	
325	spoiled big goat cheese pizza	5	crappy	
326	tasty snack-sized mushroom pizza	2	awesome	
327	upside-down goat	0		
328	tolerable bottle of whiskey	4	good	
329	studded goat beard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	blinking lime green glass of goat's milk	1	awesome	
331	lousy Canadian	4	decent	
332	stale small teal lemon	2	decent	
333	bite-sized adequate lime	1	good	
334	Van der Graaf sabre teeth	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	fireproof consolation ribbon	0		Hot Resistance: +3
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	upside-down tenderizing hammer	0		
339	mirror Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	vacuum-sealed extra-dry Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 56
341	pressed Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 30
342	olive Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	irradiated huge Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 40
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	mirror Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	crafty ninja mask	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	Temple Grandin's icy-hot katana of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
352	squat lard-coated ninja hot pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	jittery ninja stars	0		
354	huge Jack Frost's nunchaku of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25
355	jittery greasy eXtreme scarf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	occult snowboarder pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	rotten gr8ps	3	crappy	
359	moldy t8r tots	4	crappy	
360	blurry up-at-dawn miner's helmet	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	manspreader's miner's pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	frightening 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Spooky Damage: +5
363	narrow linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	huge linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	squat asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	cyan jittery chrome sword hilt	0		
373	shaking chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	tumbling linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	shaking chrome meat stack	0		
378	padded linoleum sword of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
379	cyan medical-grade linoleum staff of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
380	manspreader's Fonzie's linoleum crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10
381	dog trainer's educational asbestos sword	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +1
382	lightning-fast asbestos staff of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
383	dog trainer's asbestos crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1
384	squat greedy Van der Graaf chrome sword	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
385	huge sinister chrome staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10
386	red spinning banded chrome crossbow of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	savvy meaty helmet turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	jittery asbestos helmet turtle of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	wool linoleum helmet turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	blurry rosewater-soaked chrome helmet turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	teal therapeutic penguin shorts	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	ghostly nasty yakskin pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	skewed occult hippopotamus pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	fortified eXtreme mittens	0		Damage Absorption: +60
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	gray Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	Annie Oakley's swashbuckling pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	weightlifter's shoulder parrot	0		Muscle: +15
404	fortified acoustic guitarrr	0		Damage Absorption: +60
405	sunken chest	0		
406	teal pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	yellow pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	sk8board of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
411	mirror Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	narrow quilted Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +40
414	tumbling crafty crowbarrr	0		Maximum MP: +10
415	leotarrrd of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	blurry veiny safarrri hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	magnetized energized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 18
418	pressed Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 20
419	flattened flattened wet spinning serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 20
420	dry wobbly fuchsia twirling tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 65
421	boiled oxidized pulsating philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 42
422	quadruple-activated potion of potency	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 67
423	alkaline cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 49
424	cold-filtered jittery ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 11
425	vacuum-sealed extra-modified jittery lime green oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 24
426	non-anodized fuchsia potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 46
427	mirror beefy box	0		Muscle: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	blinking nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	huge beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	hardened clown shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Clowniness: 25
432	yellow healthy bloody clown pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	wobbly personal trainer's balloon helmet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	chaotic balloon sword of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	shaking chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	upside-down bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	mirror bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	curative box-in-the-box	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	personal trainer's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
448	mansplainer's foolscap fool's cap of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	jittery ribald clown nose	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25
450	green pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	tumbling wobbly disease	0		
453	huge sober pill	0		
454	narrow screwdriver	0		
455	adequate skewed jumbo olive	3	good	
456	delicious dry martini	3	awesome	
457	ribald ye olde golde frontes	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	teal blurry pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	wobbly pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	bland pixel pie	3	decent	
468	ghostly ruby W	0		
469	ghostly wussiness potion	0		
470	perfectly mixed Imp Ale	4	EPIC	
471	rotten hot wing	3	crappy	
472	blurry prompt diamond-studded cane	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	green crutch of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
474	cast	0		
475	flame-wreathed ruddy mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	red hellion cube	0		
477	bouncing coward's occult infernal insoles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20
478	evil arch	0		
479	jittery dodecagram	0		
480	pulsating box of birthday candles	0		
481	gray eldritch butterknife	0		
482	sage Mr. Container	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	huge aromatic Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	tumbling mirror hemp backpack of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	hardy Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
487	foul-smelling arrrgyle socks	0		Stench Damage: +10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	skewed drab sonata	0		
490	double-paned wicked mesh cap	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	gray bouncing enormous belt buckle	0		
492	lime green jittery flame-retardant ribald chaps	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	mirror ketchup hound	0		
494	spinning batblade of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
495	mirror catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	upside-down gnatwing	0		
498	big special decent shaking papaya	5	good	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
499	prompt fortified denim axe	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +3
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	huge moldy Elfin shortbread	6	crappy	
502	jittery pagoda plans	0		
503	adequate snack-sized skewered cat appendix	2	good	
504	narrow twirling shaking evil arches	0		
505	nippy gnatwing earring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10
506	rotten enchanted Hell broth	4	crappy	Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 30
507	spinning stiffened thunderrr guitarrr	0		Damage Reduction: 1
508	sonata	0		
509	bouncing Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	blurry Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	yummy Boris's key lime pie	4	awesome	
514	delicious miniature Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2	awesome	
515	spoiled enchanted Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 5
516	ghostly Hey Deze map	0		
517	frightening bejeweled accordion strap	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	kickback cookbook of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	drinkable twirling papaya sling	4	good	
525	mirror grue egg	0		
526	pulsating gray Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	narrow volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	concentrated pulsating spray paint	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 64
531	spinning gray cool special sauce glove	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	smelly ladle of mystery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	spinning abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	blurry dictionary	0		
537	wobbly pr0n legs	0		
538	huge Sherlock's f3d0r4	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	deionized ionized quantum Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 69
541	smelly weightlifter's draggin' ball hat	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	curative 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	tasty miniature Trollhouse cookies	2	awesome	
544	experienced talons of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5
545	spoiled Spam Witch sammich	3	crappy	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	shaking 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	flavorless pr0n cocktail	3	decent	
555	shellacked drywall axe of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7
556	supercharged Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
557	artisanal practically non-alcoholic whiskey and cola	1	EPIC	
558	bland papaya taco	3	decent	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	flavorless enchanted stalk of asparagus	4	decent	Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 15
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	skewed sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	acceptable weak Mad Train wine	2	good	
565	careful hobo gloves	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
566	twirling nippy bum cheek	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	squat hermit script	0		
568	super-sized stale Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5	decent	
569	huge yummy Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10	awesome	
570	stale special Chicken Sandwich	4	decent	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 35
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	snack-sized moldy Children's Meal of the Damned	2	crappy	
573	delicious noodles	3	awesome	
574	spoiled noodles	3	crappy	
575	small bland blinking painful penne pasta	2	decent	
576	normal snack-sized ravioli della hippy	2	good	
577	tasty pr0n m4nic0tti	3	awesome	
578	normal olive bouncing Hell ramen	4	good	
579	moldy half-sized boring spaghetti	2	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	adequate huge blinking fettucini Inconnu	3	good	
584	moldy skewed shaking spaghetti with Skullheads	4	crappy	
585	special yummy jumbo upside-down gnocchetti di Nietzsche	5	awesome	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 40
586	stylish ridiculously huge sword of temperance	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
587	aerosolized super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 35
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	decent wobbly cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	
590	thick bland cocoa eggshell fragment	5	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	gray house	0		
593	huge bouncing phonics down	0		
594	amulet of extreme plot significance of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	manspreader's titanium assault umbrella	0		Monster Level: +10
597	supercool Mohawk wig	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	blurry pants of the Slug Lord of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	energetic brainy Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	olive mirror Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	blinking Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	teal jittery Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	cyan procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	denatured wet yellow probability potion	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 36
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	upside-down narrow furry fur	0		
617	chilled dry Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 53
618	chilled chilled Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 31
619	fireproof needle	0		Hot Resistance: +3
620	polarized anodized fuchsia thin candle	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 58
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	lime green awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	skewed metallic A	0		
629	clever eye	0		Maximum MP: +20
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	huge hardy furry pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	disturbing fanfic of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
633	veiny Rosewater's wolf mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	huge cool whip	0		
635	Oprah's paper umbrella	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
636	twirling meat globe	0		
637	green toaster	0		
638	wobbly up-at-dawn Samson's asshat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	bland abominable snowcone	3	decent	
640	Ent cider	1	decent	
641	half-sized tasty ghostly toast	2	awesome	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	huge skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	flavorless huge fruitcake	9	decent	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Crimbo sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	rosewater-soaked Crimbo hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	vibrating Crimbo pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	gravedigger's exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Spooky Damage: +10
652	shaking quantum egg	0		
653	upside-down intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	wobbly star	0		
655	line	0		
656	skewed star chart	0		
657	star sword of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
658	maroon blinking banded star crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100
659	star staff of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
660	tumbling star pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	padded star hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	star buckler of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	squat maroon scandalous stylish steaming evil of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
667	bouncing castle map	0		
668	twirling olive weightlifter's spiked femur	0		Muscle: +15
669	huge spoiled teal ghuol guolash	8	crappy	
670	smartaleck's lihc face	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	grave robbing shovel of terror of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
672	rotten cranberries	3	crappy	
673	mediocre high-proof vodka and cranberry	10	decent	
674	watered-down bad green whiskey	2	decent	
675	yellow skull of the Bonerdagon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	badass belt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
678	squat chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	aged high-proof mirror mirror roll in the hay	9	awesome	
680	special hand-crafted slap and tickle	3	EPIC	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 20
681	acceptable slip 'n' slide	3	good	
682	bad squat a sump'm sump'm	3	decent	
683	tolerable twirling horizontal tango	3	good	
684	perfectly mixed skewed tumbling pink pony	4	EPIC	
685	lard-coated supercool brainy Mr. Shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
686	blurry maroon knuckles of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
687	colloidal bouncing blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 21
688	jittery shaking grievous pixel hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	Rosewater's pixel pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	pixel sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	toasty harem girl t-shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5
694	prompt Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Adventures: +3
696	blurry frilly shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
697	fuchsia soggy wofl t-shirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
698	upside-down jittery loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
699	frosty pirate shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
700	forbidden filthy hippy poncho	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
701	squat Jeselnik's floral print shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
702	skewed censurious coconut bikini top	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
703	reassuring goth kid t-shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	ghostly porquoise	0		
707	pulsating pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	green ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	greasy hamethyst earring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
712	auspicious thinker's hamethyst necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
713	upside-down manspreader's forbidden hamethyst bracelet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
714	squat perfumed wholesome occult hamethyst ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
715	Jim Carey's baconstone earring of the detective	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
716	upside-down Usain Bolt's baconstone pendant of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +80
717	huge fortified baconstone bracelet of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
718	wobbly horrifying scorching baconstone ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
719	ghostly electrified porquoise eyebrow ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
720	smartaleck's porquoise necklace of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
721	frosty Van der Graaf porquoise bracelet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
722	huge lightning-fast hale porquoise ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
723	bland Knoll mushroom	3	decent	
724	flavorless mushroom	4	decent	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	shaking slick huge mirror shard	0		Moxie: +10
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	blurry maroon fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	tumbling hosed fishbowl	0		
734	sizzling frosty studded makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	up-at-dawn easter egg balloon	0		Adventures: +5
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	narrow stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	ghostly huge tambourine bells	0		
740	tambourine of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
741	broken skull	0		
742	miniature enchanted stale Knoll shroomkabob	2	decent	Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 45
743	huge spoiled mushroom	7	crappy	
744	corrupted hair spray	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 59
746	bouncing stat script	0		
747	narrow Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	immense toothsome warm mushroom	6	awesome	
750	stale mushroom quesadilla	4	decent	
751	immense rotten cool mushroom	7	crappy	
752	moldy cool mushroom casserole	3	crappy	
753	bland lime green pointy mushroom	3	decent	
754	moldy fancy huge jittery cream of pointy mushroom soup	7	crappy	Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 45
755	adequate squat mushroom	3	good	
756	super-sized rotten mushroom	5	crappy	
757	flavorless massive gray mushroom	9	decent	
758	decent small ghost cucumber	2	good	
759	tumbling dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	tolerable watered-down green especially salty dog	2	good	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	decent spectral pickle	3	good	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	unsweetened tarnished cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 13
768	fuchsia stiffened spork	0		Damage Reduction: 1
769	voodoo doll of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
770	sage basic meat fez of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	gray tassel	0		
772	spinning foon of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
773	skewed medical-grade basic meat spork of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
774	inspector's basic meat foon of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +15
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	ghostly kneecapping stick of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
777	huge iron pasta spoon of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
778	frightening support cummerbund	0		Spooky Damage: +5
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	ionized quadruple-warmed blurry mafia aria	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 25
782	bouncing Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	wobbly 'Villa' document	0		
784	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	fuchsia wobbly raffle ticket	0		
786	miniature flavorless strawberry	2	decent	
787	hand-crafted strong upside-down bottle of rum	5	EPIC	
788	artisanal strawberry daiquiri	4	EPIC	
789	practically non-alcoholic drinkable rum and cola	1	good	
790	tolerable grog	4	good	
791	resourceful razor-sharp Mafia bow tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	greasy Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
793	energized quadruple-vacuum-sealed ghostly oil of stability	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 21
794	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed ionized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 14
795	artisanal Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	stanky medical-grade occult cement shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	practically non-alcoholic smooth wobbly rockin' wagon	1	awesome	
798	lousy bouncing ocean motion	4	decent	
799	weak drinkable fuzzbump	2	good	
800	stale poutine	3	decent	
801	flavorless gigantic olive Knob stir-fry	10	decent	
804	thick adequate Knoll stir-fry	5	good	
805	big adequate tumbling stir-fry	5	good	
806	delicious asparagus stir-fry	4	awesome	
807	enchanted moldy olive stir-fry	3	crappy	Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 40
808	adequate super-sized Knob sausage stir-fry	5	good	
809	immense flavorless bat wing stir-fry	7	decent	
810	stale blue rat appendix stir-fry	4	decent	
811	decent skewed tofu stir-fry	3	good	
812	miniature bland jittery pr0n stir-fry	2	decent	
813	normal blinking blurry Knob shells	3	good	
814	adequate bätzle	3	good	
815	yummy ratini	4	awesome	
816	spoiled half-sized Knob stroganoff	2	crappy	
817	flavorless snack-sized menudo ravioli	2	decent	
818	blurry plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	huge swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	gray smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	blurry baby killer bee	0		
829	tumbling anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	moldy thick royal jelly	5	crappy	
831	pulsating small box	0		
832	upside-down box	0		
833	narrow rock-hard vorpal blade	0		Damage Reduction: 5
834	tumbling Jack Frost's cornuthaum of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	shaking weightlifter's ring of aggravate monster	0		Muscle: +15
836	bland mind flayer corpse	4	decent	
837	perfectly mixed watered-down Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	maroon flame-retardant medical-grade Mafia stogie	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	bad watered-down Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	supercharged Sinatra's Mafia violin case	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	lousy triple-distilled tumbling tomato daiquiri	10	decent	
842	hand-crafted mirror beertini	4	EPIC	
843	mediocre special pulsating salty slug	3	decent	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
844	mediocre distilled olive papaya slung	5	decent	
845	razor-sharp MAHI fez	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	narrow heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	yellow balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	mirror eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	blinking magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	warmed nitrogenated skewed pine tar	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 16
869	blue forest tears	0		
870	hardened fetus-smashing club	0		Damage Reduction: 3
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	wobbly rolling pin	0		
874	pulsating unrolling pin	0		
875	wholesome Fonzie's smartaleck's crazy bastard sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
876	mirror blue frightening mansplainer's incredibly dense meat gem of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
877	Talisman of Baio of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
878	tumbling hypnodisk of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
879	irradiated red bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 43
880	up-at-dawn disbelief suspenders	0		Adventures: +5
881	groovy supportive bra	0		Moxie Percent: +10
882	shaking Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	crappy	
884	shaking green perfumed los chinos	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	scorching axe	0		Hot Damage: +25
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	purple clever balaclava	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	special stale balaclava baklava	3	decent	Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 30
891	tumbling Warehouse 23 bling of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
892	blinking groovy sage bugbear-smiting sword of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
893	lousy weak lumbering jack	2	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Ms. Accessory of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only
896	huge lion tamer's coward's Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	acceptable Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	bouncing shellacked dangerous school Mafia knickerbockers of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	alkaline Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 35
906	cold-filtered ghostly mirror Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 13
907	non-nitrogenated liquefied pulsating Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 24
908	flattened boiled wet huge Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 20
909	diffused Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 40
910	adequate blinking dwarf bread	3	good	
911	unsweetened Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 59
912	chilled pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 55
913	modified colloidal wobbly kobold	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 15
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	dog trainer's MacGyver's intergalactic pom poms	0		Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	upside-down frightening Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	cyan ghostly Radio Free Pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	upside-down curative Radio Free Foil	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	stale skewed radio button candy	3	decent	
922	supercharged severed rocking horse head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	denatured triple-nitrogenated Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 49
927	bad fancy lime green Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	decent	Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
928	electrified fuzzy bracelets	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
929	resourceful arse-shooting crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +50
931	lousy spinning spiced rum	4	decent	
932	mediocre eggnog	4	decent	
933	flavorless big maroon candy cane	5	decent	
934	small decent gingerbread bugbear	2	good	
935	careful imitation nice watch	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	strapping plastic sword	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	olive Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	bowler of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	asbestos-lined curative bow staff	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	spinning bowlegged pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	wobbly skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	lousy ghostly martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	irresponsibly strong delicious grogtini	8	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	perfectly mixed triple-distilled cherry bomb	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	purple extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	clever quilted hockey mask	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	teal smooth fez of etymology	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	delicious snack-sized carob chunk noodles	2	awesome	
957	normal massive chorizo brownies	7	good	
958	flavorless squat chocolate and tomato pizza	3	decent	
959	twirling flange	0		
960	mirror clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	bouncing savvy plastic seal clubber of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20
964	therapeutic plastic turtle tamer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
965	blue stanky beefcake's plastic pastamancer	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
966	banded extremely unsafe plastic sauceror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100
967	manspreader's medical-grade plastic disco bandit	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
968	fuchsia asbestos-lined banded plastic accordion thief	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
969	maroon plastic mosquito of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
970	bouncing supercharged plastic leprechaun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
971	Tesla plastic levitating potato	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
972	medical-grade plastic angry goat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
973	deadly plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Weapon Damage: +5
974	jittery Socratic plastic fuzzy dice	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
975	narrow brawny plastic pirate skeleton	0		Muscle Percent: +20
976	double-paned plastic barrrnacle	0		Cold Resistance: +5
977	avaricious plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Meat Drop: +30
978	huge pulsating Jim Carey's plastic stab bat	0		Monster Level: +25
979	huge steel-toed plastic grue	0		Damage Reduction: 9
980	Newton's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
981	veiny plastic ghuol whelp	0		Maximum HP: +10
982	weightlifter's plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Muscle: +15
983	groovy plastic cocoabo	0		Moxie Percent: +10
984	avaricious plastic star starfish	0		Meat Drop: +30
985	yellow bouncing plastic ghost pickle on a stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
986	beefcake's plastic killer bee	0		Muscle: +25
987	tumbling plastic Cheshire bat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
988	shaking plastic coffee pixie of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
989	pulsating plastic bitchin' meatcar of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
990	asbestos-lined plastic hermit	0		Hot Resistance: +5
991	maroon groovy plastic Boris of the brute of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
992	twirling friendly coward's wicked plastic Jarlsberg	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3
993	upside-down pulsating hardy Fonzie's smooth plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +50
994	curative plastic Susie	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
995	toothsome diet wobbly Lucky Surprise Egg	1	awesome	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	huge Meat maid	0		
1002	skewed Xlyinia's notebook of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1003	huge soda water	0		
1004	distilled perfectly mixed bottle of tequila	5	EPIC	
1005	drinkable enchanted twirling boxed wine	4	good	Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 15
1006	adequate bite-sized cherry	1	good	
1007	coconut shell of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	scandalous ice cubes	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1009	perfectly mixed bouncing vodka martini	4	EPIC	
1010	hand-crafted watered-down whiskey and soda	2	EPIC	
1011	fancy acceptable practically non-alcoholic monkey wrench	1	good	Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 10
1012	drinkable tequila sunrise	3	good	
1013	bad margarita	4	decent	
1014	watered-down mediocre strawberry wine	2	decent	
1015	artisanal wine spritzer	4	EPIC	
1016	tolerable triple-distilled perpendicular hula	7	good	
1017	mediocre irresponsibly strong narrow ducha de oro	8	decent	
1018	acceptable calle de miel	3	good	
1019	artisanal dry vodka martini	3	EPIC	
1020	fortified special delicious old-fashioned	5	awesome	Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 25
1021	mediocre tequila with training wheels	3	decent	
1022	lousy sangria	4	decent	
1023	delicious triple-distilled lime green vesper	9	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	tolerable bodyslam	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	lousy practically non-alcoholic sangria del diablo	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	mirror Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	blinking buckler buckle	0		
1029	skewed rock-hard hippo whip	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1030	electrified penguin whip	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1031	Socratic yak whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1032	squat gnauga hide whip of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	wobbly grievous hippo skin buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1035	spinning weightlifter's penguin skin buckler	0		Muscle: +15
1036	banded yakskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1037	thinker's gnauga hide buckler	0		Mysticality: +10
1038	ionized Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 36
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	fancy smooth beer	4	awesome	Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 45
1042	narrow lightning-fast string of beads	0		Initiative: +40
1043	flame-retardant string of beads	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1044	Oprah's string of beads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1045	shaking beefy plastic bottle opener	0		Muscle: +10
1046	ribald nasty traffic cone	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	watered-down bad N. O. Beer	2	decent	
1048	dehydrated teal blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 50
1049	boiled oyster egg	1		
1050	twisted oyster egg	1		
1051	olive plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	vaporized spinning red oyster egg	1		
1053	diluted upside-down blurry fuchsia oyster egg	1		
1054	distilled blinking olive oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dried yellow puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 20
1057	dried puce oyster egg	1		
1058	altered fuchsia puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 5
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	distilled upside-down mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	denatured mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 30
1062	compressed ghostly mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	denatured narrow jittery oyster egg	1		
1065	pickled blue oyster egg	1		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 40
1066	boiled oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	dried oyster egg	1		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 35
1069	vaporized oyster egg	1		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 30
1070	denatured oyster egg	1		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 15
1071	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	denatured jittery off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	modified blinking off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 50
1074	denatured off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	dried twirling ghostly oyster egg	1		
1077	mixed huge oyster egg	1		
1078	vaporized squat oyster egg	1		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 5
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	twirling oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	teal gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	shaking clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	spinning clockwork spine	0		
1090	ghostly clockwork rings	0		
1091	spinning clockwork claws	0		
1092	squat clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	tumbling deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	tumbling clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	steel-toed clockwork hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	inspector's clockwork trench coat	0		Item Drop: +15
1099	clockwork pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	chilly gnauga hide chaps	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	tumbling twirling false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	skewed lime green targeting chip	0		
1103	tumbling unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	lime green Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	tumbling clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	Usain Bolt's ribald manspreader's Stupid University Diploma	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
1118	shaking pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	upside-down inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	halfberd of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1124	tumbling small glove	0		
1125	lightning-fast clever glove of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
1126	fortified toothpick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
1127	tumbling rock-hard ninja sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	family-friendly sequined fez	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	blinking cyan savvy star shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	ionized eyeliner	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 34
1136	activated super-wet lipstick	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
1137	chaotic bicycle chain of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
1138	blurry mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	mediocre mushroom wine	3	decent	
1140	perfectly mixed squat icy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1141	watered-down lousy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1142	mediocre watered-down wobbly blinking pointy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1143	acceptable flat mushroom wine	4	good	
1144	bad cool mushroom wine	3	decent	
1145	perfectly mixed fancy distilled knob mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 30
1146	boozy perfectly mixed knoll mushroom wine	5	EPIC	
1147	smooth fancy mushroom wine	3	awesome	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 40
1148	drinkable shot of flower schnapps	4	good	
1149	immense adequate flower petal pie	6	good	
1150	acceptable bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	skewed reassuring wicked discarded plastic fork	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
1152	narrow gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	tiny yummy cyan Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1	awesome	
1154	altered pulsating Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	mirror shaking studded wholeberd	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1158	deionized Vulcanized polarized Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 55
1159	upside-down mariachi G-string	0		
1160	experienced irate sombrero	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	triple-diffused handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 29
1163	colloidal jittery marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	blinking plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	spinning chocolate box	0		
1171	bouncing coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	twirling chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	blue potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	green tulip	0		
1182	maroon Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	blue exotic orchid	0		
1185	squat long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	twirling gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	shaking teal ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	yellow huge Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	bouncing stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	wobbly blinking sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	flavorless upside-down wobbly mugcake	3	decent	
1201	rotten twirling urinal cake	4	crappy	
1202	rotten miniature Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	crappy	
1203	huge moldy shaking personalized birthday cake	7	crappy	
1204	moldy immense three-tiered wedding cake	7	crappy	
1205	huge flavorless babycakes	9	decent	
1206	toothsome velvet cake	4	awesome	
1207	bland huge congratulatory cake	3	decent	
1208	decent angel-food cake	3	good	
1209	miniature adequate devil's-food cake	2	good	
1210	rotten birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	crappy	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	squat balloon	0		
1213	jittery heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	huge anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	mirror Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	shaking rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1221	huge balloon	0		
1222	flame-wreathed Mr. Eh?	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
1224	sharpshooter's Samson's steel shillelagh of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1225	healthy razor-sharp steel skullcap of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	mirror medical-grade hardened Rosewater's steel solitaire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1227	ghostly avaricious crafty curative steel scarf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1228	squat double-paned steel-toed experienced steel slacks	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	lion tamer's Annie Oakley's MacGyver's steel suspenders	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
1230	vibrating sage pikestaff of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1231	blurry steel-toed shellacked thinker's pith helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 16, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	squat avaricious supercharged therapeutic pocketwatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
1233	perfumed rosy-cheeked stylish pinky ring	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1234	electrified stiffened savvy pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	prompt Usain Bolt's pendant	0		Initiative: +80, Adventures: +3, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	teal nippy fortified hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10
1237	olive tapped lotus	0		
1238	huge red glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	gray blinking iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	twirling limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	pulsating jittery toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	squat flame-retardant Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1245	Codpiece of the Goblin King of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
1246	narrow auspicious healthy Herculean rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	blinking stanky hardy wizardly Bonerdagon necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1249	rosewater-soaked Boss Bat britches	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	Boss Bat bling of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1251	normal small jittery Knob shroomkabob	2	good	
1252	spoiled shroomkabob	3	crappy	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	moldy low-calorie jumping bean burrito	1	crappy	
1255	moldy jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1256	spoiled jittery insanely jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1257	decent rat scrapple	3	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	blurry shellacked rock-hard traffic cone	0		Damage Reduction: 12, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	yellow wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	vaporized narrow blurry Hatorade	1		
1262	shaking censurious arcane researcher's off-hand balloon of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	spoiled gloomy mushroom	3	crappy	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	spinning pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	blue hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	mirror magic lamp of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1274	diluted blurry Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	steel-toed basic meat skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	lousy skewed Otorian Battle Scar	3	decent	
1277	wool basic meat kilt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	Annie Oakley's meat skirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	family-friendly meat kilt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	narrow knitted penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	wicked penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	blinking cool yakskin skirt	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	padded yakskin kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	mirror hippopotamus skirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	shaking hippopotamus kilt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	lime green MacGyver's furry skirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	skewed furry kilt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	beefy gnauga hide skirt	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	scandalous gnauga hide kilt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	oxidized wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 14
1291	Jekyllin hide belt	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	squat skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	zippy ring of adornment	0		Initiative: +20
1294	yellow reassuring ring of increase damage of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
1295	hardened ring of gain strength	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1296	dance instructor's ring of resistance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1297	ring of fire resistance of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1298	ring of conflict of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1299	narrow crafty pirate hook	0		Maximum MP: +10
1300	upside-down occult monster bait	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
1301	galvanized deodorant	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 35
1302	warmed reodorant	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 46
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	wobbly shaking doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	Jim Carey's Da Vinci's traffic cone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	blue calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	maroon funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	baleful Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1313	frosty Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1314	miser's Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	twirling fireproof rose-colored glasses	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	huge lovecat tail	0		
1319	gray ghostly plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	rotten half-sized questionable taco	2	crappy	
1321	olive Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	scandalous time helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	sinister time trousers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	careful time sword	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	squat Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	occult Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1328	dance instructor's Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	skewed dance instructor's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1330	smooth Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	bouncing greedy Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	shaking Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	blue Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	blinking Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	blinking Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	wizardly Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
1342	ghostly yellow picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	energized Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 32
1345	quantum concentrated huge blinking Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	quadruple-chilled green Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 34
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	asbestos-lined pinky ring	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1352	artisanal redrum	3	EPIC	
1353	huge ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	stale bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	decent	
1356	fuchsia bunny liver	0		
1357	hand-crafted Mt. Noob Pale Ale	4	EPIC	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	blinking pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	blinking smartaleck's disembodied smile	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	purple rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	adequate tofurkey leg	3	good	
1366	super-sized decent tofurkey gravy	5	good	
1367	decent immense herbal stuffing	9	good	
1368	yummy can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	awesome	
1369	snack-sized tasty yams	2	awesome	
1370	maroon rhinestone cowboy shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1371	frosty gingham blouse	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1372	huge electrified souvenir ski t-shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	skewed wholesome plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	gray plastic Uncle Crimbo of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	skewed lion tamer's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	weightlifter's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	savvy plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	warmed liquefied chocolate	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	blinking felt	0		
1387	jittery block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	narrow yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	squat top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	shaking red ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	purple kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	upside-down doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	wobbly hardy duck-on-a-string of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	toy train of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	extremely unsafe marionette	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	jittery teal sinister sock monkey	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	maroon clever rag doll	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	squat zippy can of fake snow	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	ghostly dog trainer's colored-light "necklace"	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	bland wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	bland bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	tasty tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	inspector's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	huge teal sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	shaking Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	colloidal snowcone	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	super-aerosolized squat snowcone	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	galvanized chilled jittery gray snowcone	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	adjusted deionized blurry mirror snowcone	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	quadruple-cold-filtered snowcone	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	deionized ionized narrow snowcone	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	wobbly Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	Sherlock's traffic cone of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	twirling Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	bouncing ghostly iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	Jim Carey's arcane researcher's ice sickle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	lion tamer's ice baby	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	jittery ice pick of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	fortified thinker's ice skates	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	stale special huge grue egg omelette	8	decent	Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 25
1429	blurry upside-down roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	twirling pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	delicious huge mushroom	6	awesome	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	anodized galvanized twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 46
1439	irradiated hot powder	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 35
1440	wet quantum pressed powder	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 68
1441	unsweetened activated powder	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 59
1442	cold-filtered stench powder	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
1443	polarized vacuum-sealed huge sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 56
1444	dry tarnished ionized jittery fuchsia twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 11
1445	liquefied oxidized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 56
1446	ionized colloidal jittery twirling yellow nuggets	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 16
1447	dry shaking nuggets	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 11
1448	quantum tarnished stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30
1449	pickled irradiated sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 48
1450	pickled huge squat twinkly wad	1		
1451	modified green hot wad	1		
1452	dried wad	1		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 50
1453	pickled skewed wad	1		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 10
1454	boiled pulsating shaking stench wad	1		
1455	diluted sleaze wad	1		
1456	twirling double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	adequate fancy tumbling Valentine's Day cake	3	good	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 30
1459	red arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	narrow shaking squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	bouncing salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	huge two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	narrow wobbly mirror goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	huge salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	olive football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	tumbling purple skewed chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	careful brainy rabbit's foot	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -10
1486	pulsating massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	wobbly spinning hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	ghostly supercool chopsticks of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1491	red mansplainer's rice bowl	0		Monster Level: +15
1492	fireproof ninja mop	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1493	nippy ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
1494	improved pickled liquefied sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	shaking blinking blue traffic cone of the storm of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	drinkable extra-dry enchanted gloomy mushroom wine	5	good	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 40
1497	weak artisanal mushroom wine	2	super EPIC	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	maroon fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	extra-adjusted warmed explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	bouncing rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	dry snowcone	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	artisanal calle de miel with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	mediocre practically non-alcoholic wobbly rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	lousy perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	perfectly mixed watered-down slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	wicked fake hand	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	dehydrated upside-down Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	boiled narrow Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 20
1514	modified huge Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	dried Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	red blinking perfumed Jeselnik's Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
1521	blinking Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	Radio Free Jersey of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	narrow wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	red pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	narrow diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	wool corkscrew of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	jittery squat fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	Da Vinci's grass skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	MacGyver's grass hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	fuchsia grass blade of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	mirror horrifying sparkly engagement ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
1539	squat Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	spinning skewed beefy Grimacite goggles of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	blurry upside-down green extremely unsafe Grimacite glaive of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	friendly Grimacite greaves of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	dance instructor's Grimacite garter of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	wobbly flame-retardant Jack Frost's Grimacite galoshes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	Oprah's Grimacite gorget of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	banded Grimacite guayabera	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	Annie Oakley's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1548	tumbling Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7
1549	MSG	0		
1550	lime green second-hand knockoff engagement ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
1551	fancy hand-crafted triple-distilled bottle of Domesticated Turkey	10	EPIC	Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 45
1552	practically non-alcoholic smooth bottle of Definit	1	awesome	
1553	acceptable bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	good	
1554	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1	decent	
1555	hand-crafted triple-distilled bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	6	EPIC	
1556	triple-distilled artisanal boxed champagne	9	EPIC	
1557	small tasty kumquat	2	awesome	
1558	moldy tangerine	4	crappy	
1559	green tonic water	0		
1560	rotten cocktail onion	4	crappy	
1561	adequate raspberry	3	good	
1562	spoiled kiwi	3	crappy	
1563	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed green whiskey bittersweet	1	super EPIC	
1564	hand-crafted spirit-forward pulsating mimosette	5	EPIC	
1565	bad tequila sunset	3	decent	
1566	high-proof lousy zmobie	9	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	strong perfectly mixed olive gin and tonic	5	EPIC	
1568	irresponsibly strong mediocre vodka and tonic	7	decent	
1569	lousy ghostly vodka gibson	3	decent	
1570	hand-crafted gibson	3	EPIC	
1571	drinkable watered-down purple parisian cathouse	2	good	
1572	practically non-alcoholic artisanal purple rabbit punch	1	super EPIC	
1573	delicious caipifruta	3	awesome	
1574	tolerable teqiwila	3	good	
1575	acceptable Divine	3	good	
1576	practically non-alcoholic mediocre jittery Gordon Bennett	1	decent	
1577	boozy aged tangarita	5	awesome	
1578	delicious extra-dry mandarina colada	5	awesome	
1579	bad gimlet	3	decent	
1580	smooth brick road	3	awesome	
1581	tolerable weak vodka stratocaster	2	good	
1582	weak mediocre red Neuromancer	2	decent	
1583	high-proof tolerable upside-down prussian cathouse	7	good	
1584	aged Mae West	3	awesome	
1585	bad Mon Tiki	3	decent	
1586	triple-distilled acceptable teqiwila slammer	8	good	
1587	adequate Knob lo mein	4	good	
1588	decent bouncing asparagus lo mein	3	good	
1589	adequate Knoll lo mein	3	good	
1590	stale low-calorie wobbly lo mein	1	decent	
1591	huge yummy blurry olive lo mein	10	awesome	
1592	half-sized tasty hot hi mein	2	awesome	
1593	stale tumbling hi mein	3	decent	
1594	flavorless enchanted hi mein	3	decent	Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 40
1595	low-calorie flavorless squat hi mein	1	decent	
1596	adequate spinning sleazy hi mein	3	good	
1597	jittery rosewater-soaked Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	scandalous Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	twirling jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	bad blurry tangarita with a fly in it	3	decent	
1601	perfectly mixed narrow mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1602	weak smooth prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1603	special drinkable bouncing maroon Mae West with a fly in it	3	good	Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 25
1604	compressed astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	bouncing delectable catalyst	0		
1606	powdered pulsating tumbling ultimate wad	1		
1607	double-flattened diffused yellow libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 46
1608	flattened liquefied ionized eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 69
1609	dry ghostly blue perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 58
1610	ionized oxidized pulsating eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 61
1611	frozen alkaline potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 24
1612	double-altered energized concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 17
1613	bouncing cyan mirror boxer's coffin lid	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1614	razor-sharp satin shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1615	sinister Cerebral Cloche	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	padded Cerebral Culottes	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	wool flame-wreathed energetic Cerebral Crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	huge ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	triple-pressed pickled green astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	non-electrified extra-irradiated skewed blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	galvanized red green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	activated triple-adjusted triple-alkaline ghostly orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	tarnished ionized squat blinking purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	aerosolized corrupted pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	scandalous raspberry beret	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	squat nippy pixel shield	0		Cold Damage: +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	twirling Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	mirror Spanish fly	0		
1634	drinkable practically non-alcoholic skewed around the world	1	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	squat Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	adjusted electrified twirling lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 64
1638	enhanced lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 46
1639	Vulcanized lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 12
1640	activated lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 11
1641	boiled aerosolized purple lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 18
1642	tolerable spinning narrow Grimacite Bock	3	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	bland huge wedge of gray cheese	6	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	huge hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	half-sized decent foie gras	2	good	
1652	alkaline dry skewed candy brain	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	sharpshooter's MacGyver's jewel-eyed wizard hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	Usain Bolt's wad of Crovacite of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
1655	auspicious beefcake's collar	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	twirling Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	fuchsia smelly Radio KoL Keychain	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1662	skewed spinning rosewater-soaked Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1663	gravedigger's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1664	shaking Radio KoL Maracas of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1665	Socratic Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1666	blinking yellow Radio KoL Patch	0		Item Drop: +5
1667	Cat-Herding Prod of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1668	scorching star boomerang	0		Hot Damage: +25
1669	bouncing skewed greasy star stiletto	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1670	twirling fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	supercharged rosy-cheeked grave robbing shovel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1674	auspicious superhero mask	0		Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	blurry bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	fuchsia pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	spinning Newton's slick sword	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1680	blue spinning Jim Carey's staff of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25
1681	Rosewater's brawny bubblewrap sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30
1682	groovy bubblewrap staff of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +60
1683	therapeutic bubblewrap crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1684	cyan executive veiny styrofoam sword	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +40
1685	shaking tumbling Usain Bolt's greasy styrofoam staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
1686	wholesome Socratic styrofoam crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1687	jittery Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	wool Fonzie's crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +1
1689	lime green hale ribbon	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	cyan perfumed deadly discarded bottlecap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	upside-down avaricious inspector's discarded torn-up glove	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	diffused frozen moist salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 48
1693	concentrated twirling eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 43
1694	magnetized Frogade	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 43
1695	super-denatured Vulcanized quantum papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 20
1696	special tiny toothsome upside-down royal jelly taco	1	awesome	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 5
1697	moldy fuchsia tofu taco	4	crappy	
1698	bland bouncing maroon jumping bean taco	4	decent	
1699	adequate immense upside-down catgut taco	6	good	
1700	rotten goat cheese taco	3	crappy	
1701	flavorless jumbo pr0n taco	5	decent	
1702	liquefied polymerized maroon squat alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 36
1703	bouncing Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	greasy studded strapping sword	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1707	gravedigger's Tesla flypaper staff of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1708	blinking blinking double-paned weightlifter's grease gun of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5
1709	spinning prompt coward's careful sword of static	0		Monster Level: -30, Adventures: +3
1710	spinning auspicious wool quilted wiffle-flail	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
1711	Oprah's energetic experienced bubble bauble bow	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: 70
1712	mirror double-paned coward's experienced Frost™ brand sword	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5
1713	toasty sharpshooter's squeaky staff	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5
1714	ghostly hale stiffened can cannon of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1715	gray careful starchy sword	0		Monster Level: -10
1716	starchy staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1717	starchy crossbow of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1718	Newton's brawny pestoblade	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1719	cyan pulsating executive fireproof poutine pole	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
1720	sharpshooter's curdflinger of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1721	teal muculent machete of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1722	sizzling medical-grade glistening staff	0		Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1723	double-paned rosy-cheeked repeating crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	huge fuchsia upside-down sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	clever dense meat sword	0		Maximum MP: +20
1729	dense meat staff of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1730	cyan wobbly avaricious dense meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +30
1731	jittery horrifying sizzling Spirit Precipice of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1732	jittery family-friendly wicked stylish smoldering staff	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1733	Lo Pan's hot cross bow of extreme caution of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1734	cool sword behind inappropriate prepositions of dire peril	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Alters Page Text
1735	yellow friendly occult meatspout staff of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100
1736	scandalous banded smartaleck's carob cannon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
1737	blurry reassuring hale stiffened shuddersword	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
1738	bouncing hairy staff of the scaredy-cat of bravery of temperance	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1739	banded dance instructor's projectile icemaker of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1740	bouncing double-paned buffalo blade of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100
1741	narrow wholesome fortified cheesestick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1742	weightlifter's potato pistol of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +25
1743	groovy savory sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1744	squat medical-grade savory staff	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1745	fortified savory crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1746	MacGyver's razor-sharp Super Magic Power Sword X of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100
1747	soylent staff of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
1748	sizzling Temple Grandin's goulauncher	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	resourceful Gnollish pie server	0		Maximum MP: +50
1751	deadly Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1752	huge slick Knob Goblin spatula	0		Moxie: +10
1753	mirror jack flapper of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1754	shellacked filthy pestle	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1755	asbestos-lined Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1756	dangerous huge spoon	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1757	blinking double-paned pizza cutter	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1758	olive blurry rock-hard star spatula	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1759	electrified foon of fulmination of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1760	Fonzie's thinker's foon of frigidity	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1
1761	executive chilly foon of foulness	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
1762	twirling sharpshooter's experienced foon of fearfulness	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1763	ghostly sage slick foon of fleshiness	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10
1764	spinning blinking Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	mirror Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	pulsating Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	flavorless fricasseed brains	4	decent	
1770	moldy purple jittery brains casserole	3	crappy	
1771	blurry cyan butcherknife of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1772	shaking hardened corn holder	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1773	Herculean eggbeater	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1774	lousy bottle of popskull	4	decent	
1775	beefcake's dishrag	0		Muscle: +25
1776	bland enchanted stale baguette	3	decent	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 25
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	snack-sized stale huge dinner	2	decent	
1779	twirling Sherlock's katana	0		Item Drop: +25, Synergetic
1780	bouncing baleful ram stick	0		Spell Damage: +25
1781	enchantlers of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	wool careful ram-battering staff	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +1
1783	moldy crazy Turkish delight	4	crappy	
1784	educational Snow Queen Crown of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	dog trainer's medical-grade steel-toed ga-ga radio	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1786	cyan jittery six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	flattened double-diffused twirling jittery bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 27
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	artisanal teal Ram's Face Lager	3	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	gray squat executive supercharged Travoltan trousers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	blue friendly resourceful pool cue	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3
1794	flattened ionized wobbly squat handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 13
1795	Counterclockwise Watch of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	bouncing misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	pulsating animal jawbone	0		
1802	pulsating first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	pulsating second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	teal sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	blurry seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	blinking first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	jittery squat seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	skewed fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	blinking maroon seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	spinning first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	mirror pulsating third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	gray fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	yellow left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	narrow left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	shaking left eighth rib	0		
1847	wobbly skewed left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	teal right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	mirror right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	tumbling left clavicle	0		
1867	twirling right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	blurry right humerus	0		
1870	green left radius	0		
1871	green ghostly right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	wobbly right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	pulsating right tibia	0		
1878	twirling left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	squat right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	pulsating left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	twirling nippy 1-ball	0		Cold Damage: +10
1901	blinking MacGyver's Oprah's 2-ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100
1902	narrow blue sinister 3-ball of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15
1903	nasty sage 4-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
1904	purple flame-wreathed stiffened 5-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1905	ribald Sinatra's 6-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
1906	wobbly 7-ball of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	flame-retardant grievous supercool clockwork sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
1911	studded clockwork staff of the brute of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1912	blurry Jeselnik's clockwork crossbow of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	wobbly shaking clockwork rod	0		
1915	twirling clockwork shank	0		
1916	cyan Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	squat wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	ghostly huge English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	skewed fortified wakizashi	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	scandalous nasty helmet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	miser's spear of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Breakable
1932	fuchsia boxer's shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Breakable
1933	fuchsia Oprah's pitchfork	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1934	spinning maroon prompt broken sword	0		Adventures: +3
1935	snarling wolf shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Synergetic
1936	clever lupine sword	0		Maximum MP: +20, Synergetic
1937	sinister snake shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1938	Jim Carey's serpentine sword	0		Monster Level: +25, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	spinning prompt Herculean Rosewater's 9-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +3
1941	up-at-dawn seal pendant of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	zippy smooth turtle brooch	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	yellow gravedigger's studded noodle ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	stanky boxer's saucepan earring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	wholesome disco ball pendant of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	thinker's brainy accordion pin	0		Mysticality: 15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	worn tophat of doom of bravery	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	blinking banded grievous tap shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
1949	decent squat Manetwich	3	good	
1950	shaking shaking fuchsia bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	acceptable bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	good	
1952	half-sized rotten special wobbly desiccated apricot	2	crappy	Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 10
1953	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted flute of flat champagne	8	EPIC	
1954	flavorless dehydrated caviar	4	decent	
1955	narrow styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	lousy huge upside-down snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	huge spinning tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	wobbly squat can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	enhanced Vulcanized Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 35
1963	wobbly teal dance card	0		
1964	red gravedigger's opera mask	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	blurry bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	sinister Amulet of Yendor of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	squat bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	tumbling shrimp fork of the blizzard of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
1973	yellow wobbly half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	huge fuchsia baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	wobbly gravy fairy	0		
1977	squat gravy fairy	0		
1978	purple gravy fairy	0		
1979	purple gravy fairy	0		
1980	mirror sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	mirror astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	skewed hand turkey	0		
1984	narrow snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	ghostly maroon mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	upside-down Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	huge rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	squat rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	cyan heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	purple stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	red shaking Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	pulsating The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	squat ghostly Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	spinning Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	blurry purple Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	ghostly Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	teal mirror diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	lime green club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	moldy big ghostly squat cherry pie	5	crappy	
2021	spoiled shaking strawberry pie	4	crappy	
2022	stale lemon meringue pie	3	decent	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	flavorless big bouncing mixed wildflower greens	5	decent	
2025	big flavorless twirling handful of walnuts	5	decent	
2026	rotten super-sized nutty organic salad	5	crappy	
2027	decent super salad	4	good	
2028	bite-sized bland gray spinning tofu wonton	1	decent	
2029	skewed hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	blinking avaricious Lockenstock™ sandals of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2031	beefcake's didgeridooka	0		Muscle: +25
2032	Socratic bullet-proof corduroys of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	strapping round sunglasses	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
2034	blurry wicked wicker shield	0		Spell Damage: +5
2035	jittery squat Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	enhanced galvanized maroon blurry radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 44
2037	warmed purple narrow wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 41
2038	enhanced twirling ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 63
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	lime green your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	stale wobbly brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	decent	
2046	thick yummy frat brats	5	awesome	
2047	bland knob ka-bobs	3	decent	
2049	mediocre can of Swiller	4	decent	
2050	tumbling broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	ghostly reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	narrow market map	0		
2055	twirling snake skin	0		
2056	aerosolized adder bladder	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 28
2057	pension check	0		
2058	pulsating picnic basket	0		
2059	irradiated tumbling Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 38
2060	fuchsia supercharged sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100
2061	Rosewater's helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	bouncing brawny shield of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3
2063	rotten bite-sized blackberry	1	crappy	
2064	pulsating forged identification documents	0		
2065	olive PADL Phone	0		
2066	ghostly hardened Sinatra's kick-ass kicks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	asbestos-lined beer helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	purple coward's mansplainer's distressed denim pants	0		Monster Level: -5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	perforated battle paddle of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2072	wobbly electrified slick flashing novelty button	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2073	Annie Oakley's supercool glowstick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	anniversary chutney sculpture of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2075	Jack Frost's spandex anniversary shorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	lightning-fast jar of anniversary jam	0		Initiative: +40
2077	fuchsia bucket of anniversary lard of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2078	supercharged anniversary concrete fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	huge crafty makeshift turban of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	makeshift cape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2081	makeshift skirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	ghostly olive makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	dehydrated narrow ghostly bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	diluted teal shaking bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	diluted mirror tube of hair oil	1		
2088	enhanced polarized Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 27
2089	blinking Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	stiffened quilted wicked pilgrim shield of the brazier of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	jittery bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	steel-toed hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2094	yummy ballroom blintz	3	awesome	
2095	towel	0		
2096	altered skewed guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	foul-smelling 17-ball	0		Stench Damage: +10
2098	cyan filthy lucre	0		
2099	fuchsia hobo gristle	0		
2100	upside-down blurry shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	bouncing vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	teal coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	blinking leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	prompt wheel	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	energetic prehistoric spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	tumbling stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	Da Vinci's fire of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	skewed lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	blue grievous Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2121	clever ASCII shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20
2122	dangerous safety vest of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25
2123	spinning mirror Oprah's eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2125	squat rosewater-soaked Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2126	bouncing stanky clever bronze breastplate	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2127	nippy hat hacker T-shirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	blue possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	steel-toed killer rag doll	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	zippy incredibly marionette	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	ghostly dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	dangerous mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	cyan aromatic Jack Frost's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	blue razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	spinning toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	teal block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	shaking shaking felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	maroon stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	lime green evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	maroon evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	ghostly toothsome rock	0		
2149	moldy frank	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	super-sized bland plate of franks and beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	tolerable shot of blackberry schnapps	4	good	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	purple carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	blinking ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	shaking Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	spinning high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	mirror servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	upside-down sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	twirling narrow atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	blinking ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	blue Annie Oakley's energetic toy ray gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	prompt quilted toy space helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	upside-down blue MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	shaking shellacked padded astronaut pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	pulsating toy jet pack of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	huge mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	shaking narrow rough stone sphere	0		
2178	Usain Bolt's obsidian dagger	0		Initiative: +80
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	jittery amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	narrow foul-smelling Kiss the Knob apron	0		Stench Damage: +10
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	teal spinning lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	practically non-alcoholic mediocre flask of peppermint schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	spinning blue yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	mirror sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	snack-sized bland jittery candy stake	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	perfectly mixed special weak wobbly upside-down eggnog	2	EPIC	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	stale jumbo unspeakable fruitcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	snack-sized spoiled gingerbread horror	2	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	denatured galvanized colloidal upside-down but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	bland blinking bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	adequate skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	tasty tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	MacGyver's plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	blue hardy plastic yuletide troll	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	yellow hale plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	shaking purple wool plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	veiny plastic Scream Queen	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	lime green time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	supercharged Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	cyan rosewater-soaked energetic bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	bouncing Temple Grandin's Crimbo ukulele	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	deadly Tiki lighter of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	veiny beefcake's deck of tropical cards	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	nasty experienced tropical paperweight	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	fuchsia tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	smartaleck's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	flame-wreathed Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	tasty super ka-bob	3	awesome	
2218	rotten fancy small beer basted brat	2	crappy	Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 25
2219	squat lime green tumbling healthy Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	irradiated blinking and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	mirror Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	sharpshooter's educational liar's pants	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	yellow scorching dangerous juggler's balls	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	skewed Usain Bolt's pink shirt	0		Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	beefy evil eyeball pendant of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	ionized yellow arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	super-warmed oxidized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	wet energized spinning toad horn	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 75
2234	smelly calavera concertina	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	Lo Pan's Herculean ratarang	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2236	magnetized unsweetened turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 40
2237	teal twirling pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	strapping pygmy nose-bone	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
2239	purple MacGyver's grievous bad voodoo mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	jittery pygmy spear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2242	alkaline nitrogenated upside-down pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 53
2243	stiffened strapping headhunter necktie	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2244	asbestos-lined foul-smelling pointed stick	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
2245	deadly knobby helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	inspector's knobby kneepads	0		Item Drop: +15
2247	rosewater-soaked sewer turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2248	blurry fireproof flame-retardant sebaceous shield	0		Hot Resistance: 4
2249	electrified skeletortoise	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	box turtle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2252	box turtle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2253	razor-sharp Socratic bottlecap turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2254	arcane researcher's savvy bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	furry turtle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	tumbling lightning-fast furry earmuffs	0		Initiative: +40
2257	blurry lard-coated supercool reinforced furry underpants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	tiny fancy flavorless stunt nuts	1	decent	Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 50
2265	moldy wet stew	3	crappy	
2266	huge wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2269	stale sausage wonton	4	decent	
2270	knitted sinister belt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2271	special tolerable bottle of Merlot	4	good	Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 40
2272	watered-down enchanted hand-crafted blinking bottle of Port	2	EPIC	Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 35
2273	hand-crafted bottle of Pinot Noir	3	EPIC	
2274	perfectly mixed watered-down bottle of Zinfandel	2	EPIC	
2275	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong bottle of Marsala	10	EPIC	
2276	hand-crafted bottle of Muscat	4	EPIC	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	tumbling Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	shaking Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	ruddy seal-skull helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	narrow petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	pulsating crafty studded glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	twirling encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	blinking paperclip	0		
2290	spinning really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	blurry wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	spinning cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	cyan vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	skewed EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	blinking Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	ghostly worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	dry pressed lime green candy heart	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	electrified pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	diffused vacuum-sealed ghostly candy heart	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	activated wet spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	frozen alkaline alkaline upside-down olive candy heart	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	deionized cold-filtered cold-filtered candy heart	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	narrow wobbly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	pulsating candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	jittery broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	blurry bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	squat worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	upside-down fuchsia Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	blurry stone rose	0		
2327	energized non-frozen twirling blinking can of paint	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 65
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	blinking handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	small rotten red wobbly Better Than Cuddling Cake	2	crappy	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	Jim Carey's shellacked pipe	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25
2337	knitted reinforced beaded headband	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	adequate pudding	3	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	hand-crafted Blackfly Chardonnay	4	EPIC	
2340	acceptable watered-down & tan	2	good	
2341	jittery pepper	0		
2342	normal forest cake	3	good	
2343	small adequate forest ham	2	good	
2344	warmed filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 49
2345	vacuum-sealed pickled ionized upside-down filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 39
2346	super-quantum ionized warmed huge filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 61
2347	blinking heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	yellow water pipe bomb	0		
2349	tumbling gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	knitted fire poi of the detective	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
2353	green narrow Oprah's bejeweled pledge pin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	dry ghostly henna face paint	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 37
2356	chilled quantum skewed red tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 32
2357	razor-sharp groovy Gaia beads	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2358	blinking pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	hippy medical kit of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2362	experienced Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25
2363	ghostly brawny longhaired hippy wig of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	tumbling medical-grade Zim Merman's guitar	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2365	veiny C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Maximum HP: +10
2366	toasty peel hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	shaking greasy flowing hippy skirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	shaking shaking filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	squat smoke bomb	0		
2372	jittery bunch of bananas	0		
2373	spoiled immense pulsating mirror banana	8	crappy	
2374	huge banana peel	0		
2375	normal huge banana cream pie	3	good	
2376	acceptable distilled banana daiquiri	5	good	
2377	weak drinkable tumbling bungle in the jungle	2	good	
2378	bouncing banana spritzer	0		
2379	denatured corrupted banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 32
2380	spinning dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	blinking woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	blurry skewed class ring	0		
2384	upside-down class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	blurry Jack Frost's keg shield of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20
2387	blurry wholesome finger	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2388	foul-smelling hardy war tongs	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	electrified asbestos apron	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2391	frightening beaten-up Chucks	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2392	double-paned natty ascot	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2393	lime green Usain Bolt's wreath of laurels of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	sizzling cool Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	stiffened tube sock	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	mirror depantsing bomb	0		
2398	spinning dog trainer's energy drink IV	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2399	mansplainer's Elmley shades of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	shaking fireproof therapeutic beer bong	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	jittery barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	squat tumbling pink bat eye	0		
2408	blurry worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	blurry shaking billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	spinning broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	tumbling lint	0		
2415	shaking discarded pacifier	0		
2416	slick bounty-hunting helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	scorching bounty-hunting rifle	0		Hot Damage: +25
2418	blurry Lo Pan's bounty-hunting pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	unsweetened bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 37
2420	altered anodized aerosolized narrow teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 40
2421	adjusted double-polymerized unsweetened bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 56
2422	adjusted quantum irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 51
2423	triple-adjusted activated Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 61
2424	concentrated cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 56
2425	polarized bouncing lime green can of spinach	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 19
2426	magnetized extra-electrified blurry fire flower	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 28
2427	warmed upside-down freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 17
2428	irradiated Vulcanized ghostly fake blood	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
2429	anodized magnetized huge Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 30
2430	polymerized bouncing bag of lard	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 40
2431	dry jittery bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 60
2432	nitrogenated anodized maroon ghostly SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 33
2433	adjusted triple-quantum bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 55
2434	alkaline upside-down eyedrops	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 67
2435	magnetized super-quantum Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 35
2436	magnetized ionized shaking donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 50
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	huge scented massage oil	0		
2439	olive ghostly poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	cyan Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	maroon Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	green zippy brainy pink glowstick	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	tolerable Supernova Champagne	3	good	
2445	mirror Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	tumbling hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	purple tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	teal six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	smartaleck's goatskin umbrella	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2452	narrow bouncing lion tamer's wool hat of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	fortified belt of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2455	personal trainer's bar whip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2456	Lo Pan's barskin buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2457	healthy whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2458	skewed red barskin loincloth of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	teal Jim Carey's tighty whiteys	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	blurry wholesome yak toupee	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	squat Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	tiny flavorless bowl of Bounty-Os	1	decent	
2465	watered-down hand-crafted Oreille Divisée brandy	2	super EPIC	
2466	spinning blue pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	huge upside-down jittery suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	blinking yellow bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	huge stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	tumbling empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	dog trainer's clown wig of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	twirling clownskin belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 50
2477	upside-down rosy-cheeked clownskin buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Clowniness: 50
2478	scandalous clown whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	twirling nippy demon-horned hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	Jeselnik's demon buckler	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2482	blurry flame-wreathed scorching Oprah's demon whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2483	curative barskin cloak	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2484	censurious snakeskin duster of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
2485	friendly supercharged clownskin harness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Clowniness: 50
2486	groovy slick demonskin jacket	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
2487	banded hipposkin poncho	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2488	hale yak anorak	0		Maximum HP: +20
2489	Jeselnik's tuxedo shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2490	wobbly sizzling gnauga hide vest of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +10
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	fuchsia twirling tropical orchid	0		
2493	tumbling stick of dynamite	0		
2494	Usain Bolt's beefcake's Necrotelicomnicon	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +80
2495	rosy-cheeked banded Cookbook of the Damned	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30
2496	prompt Lo Pan's Sinful Desires	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	blue molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	spinning manspreader's beach glass necklace	0		Monster Level: +10
2509	resourceful peace-sign necklace	0		Maximum MP: +50
2510	padded round sunglasses of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	twirling Van der Graaf studded spark plug earring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2514	Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's woven baling wire bracelets	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
2515	frightening gearbox necklace of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
2516	fortified Rosewater's wrench bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60
2517	bouncing skewed blue jittery lightning-fast padded chain necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +40
2518	sawblade shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2519	weak perfectly mixed McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2	EPIC	
2520	practically non-alcoholic delicious melted Jell-o shot	1	awesome	
2521	drinkable cruelty-free wine	4	good	
2522	perfectly mixed weak thistle wine	2	EPIC	
2523	skewed blinking megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	toothsome fish	3	awesome	
2526	normal jumbo fish casserole	5	good	
2527	immense normal fish lasagna	10	good	
2528	green filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	normal gigantic squat gnatloaf	8	good	
2530	spoiled small skewed gnatloaf casserole	2	crappy	
2531	tasty blue gnat lasagna	3	awesome	
2532	mirror pork	0		
2533	adequate snack-sized pork chop sandwiches	2	good	
2534	thick bland shaking purple wobbly pork casserole	5	decent	
2535	moldy pork lasagna	3	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	wobbly spinning lightning-fast Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2540	skewed tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	quantum boiled lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	non-boiled deionized shaking tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	cold-filtered tumbling begpwnia	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	anodized twirling upsy daisy	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	anodized half-orchid	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	twirling friendly ruddy tin star	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	blinking jittery rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's outrageous sombrero	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	auspicious nasty "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	spinning vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	spinning turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	narrow high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	huge foul-smelling healthy Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	skewed tumbling smooth Squeezebox of the Ages of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	perfumed rosewater-soaked Chelonian Morningstar	0		Stench Resistance: 8, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	yellow nasty medical-grade Hammer of Smiting	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	twirling studded 17-alarm Saucepan of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	Jack Frost's personal trainer's beefcake's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	tumbling plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	upside-down can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	shaking Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	wobbly Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	boiled ionized ant agonist	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 48
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	gray ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	up-at-dawn rock-hard cactus quill	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +5
2578	huge shaking curative brawny Staff of the Short Order Cook of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2579	adequate cactus fruit	3	good	
2580	blinking Annie Oakley's dangerous scorpion whip	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	bouncing brick of sand	0		
2583	decent special centipede eggs	3	good	Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 30
2584	spinning supercool wonderwall shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2585	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2586	tumbling General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2587	blurry green Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2588	gravedigger's Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2589	yummy hot date	3	awesome	
2590	drinkable maroon distilled fortified wine	4	good	
2591	decent diet tasty tart	1	good	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	super-sized stale Knob pasty	5	decent	
2594	fancy triple-distilled aged thermos full of Knob coffee	10	awesome	Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 10
2595	quadruple-wet Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 29
2596	cyan leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	cyan leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	jittery huge nasty hale strapping Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +5
2602	rosewater-soaked greasy quilted Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
2603	olive smoldering box	0		
2604	fireproof Tuesday's ruby	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Variable
2605	jittery palm frond	0		
2606	yellow palm-frond fan	0		
2607	manspreader's palm-frond whip	0		Monster Level: +10
2608	purple palm-frond net	0		
2609	knitted therapeutic palm-frond capris	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	blurry stanky extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	skewed therapeutic palm-frond cloak	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	stale bite-sized squat upside-down savoy truffle	1	decent	
2616	pulsating Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	Iiti Kitty phone charm of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2619	olive jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	decent jumbo unidentified jerky	5	good	
2621	veiny stiffened nasty rat mask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	foul-smelling thinker's ratskin belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2623	shaking Socratic rattail whip of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20
2624	skewed scorching therapeutic bat hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	arcane researcher's brainy bat whip	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2626	huge fireproof bat-ass jacket of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
2627	executive Temple Grandin's catskin cap	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	Da Vinci's beefcake's catskin buckler	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5
2629	asbestos-lined careful tail o' nine cats	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	dry tumbling purple gremlin juice	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 62
2632	liquefied triple-diffused tarnished mother's helper	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 22
2633	reassuring Rosewater's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
2634	jittery mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	fortified mummy mask	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	horrifying sage gauze shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	shaking gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	mirror cherry soda	0		
2640	nippy Annie Oakley's greaves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	bouncing dance instructor's cowboy hat of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	crafty razor-sharp Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10
2643	happiness of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	jittery ghostly fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	olive sharpshooter's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pulsating pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	decent S.T.L.T.	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	moldy honey-dew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	perfectly mixed huge Xanadian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	quadruple-Vulcanized wet bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	Jeselnik's razor-sharp Drowsy Sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
2657	big spoiled escargotsicle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	tolerable bottle of realpagne	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	albatross necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	dehydrated not-a-pipe	1	decent	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	perfectly mixed flask of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	stiffened ball mask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Samson's Can-Can skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	electrified irradiated sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	warmed magnetized bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	enhanced super-irradiated bellhop bell	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	anodized warmed squat green spiky collar	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	altered upside-down blinking red can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	pickled patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	diluted yellow Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	irresponsibly strong artisanal shot of nepenthe schnapps	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	blurry Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	warmed tumbling gray bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	pickled handful of moss	1		
2676	altered upside-down bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 5
2677	vaporized protein powder	1		
2678	bouncing spectre scepter	0		
2679	polymerized red wobbly skewed sparkler	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 24
2680	double-boiled unsweetened snake	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 32, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	double-wet M-242	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 13
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	foul-smelling Da Vinci's armgun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +10
2685	shaking seashell necklace	0		
2686	blinking commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	upside-down wool Tesla dreadlock whip of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2689	lion tamer's beer-a-pult of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3
2690	narrow Usain Bolt's cast-iron legacy paddle of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80
2691	adequate handful of nuts and berries	3	good	
2692	upside-down double-paned manspreader's driftwood sculpture	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
2693	double-paned Jack Frost's massive sitar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
2694	Sherlock's steel-toed stone baseball cap of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	bad cup of beer	3	decent	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	blurry duct tape	0		
2698	wobbly duct tape wallet	0		
2699	upside-down up-at-dawn extremely unsafe duct tape shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5
2700	stiffened beefcake's duct tape fedora	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	red veiny razor-sharp duct tape sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10
2702	huge spinning fireproof fortified duct tape dockers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	dance instructor's duct tape buckler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2704	tumbling tumbling shrinking powder	0		
2705	executive coward's weightlifter's blackberry slippers	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2706	skewed lightning-fast slick blackberry moccasins of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2707	lard-coated groovy sage blackberry combat boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2708	warmed funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 16
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	blurry cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	polarized corrupted wobbly facepaint	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 49
2712	denatured cyan sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 18
2713	ionized maroon Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 26
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	upside-down aromatic stiffened battered hubcap of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
2717	smartaleck's beefy hood ornament of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	auspicious ribald lion tamer's hand-carved bokken	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
2720	hale Herculean thinker's hand-carved bow	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +20
2721	shaking hand-carved staff of the wise owl of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
2722	green gravedigger's chilly dog trainer's wizardly Staff of the Greasefire	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
2723	wobbly hardened Staff of the Grand Flambé of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +50
2724	bland miniature bowl of rye sprouts	2	decent	
2725	rotten cob of corn	3	crappy	
2726	flavorless skewed juniper berries	3	decent	
2727	moldy bite-sized pulsating plum	1	crappy	
2728	low-calorie spoiled upside-down pear	1	crappy	
2729	adequate thick peach	5	good	
2730	hand-crafted jittery plum wine	4	EPIC	
2731	tolerable shot of pear schnapps	3	good	
2732	delicious shot of peach schnapps	4	awesome	
2733	massive normal bunch of square grapes	10	good	
2734	decent brown sugar cane	4	good	
2735	huge rotten sandwich of the gods	8	crappy	
2736	enchanted bad Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	decent	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 5
2737	denatured huge leopard-print barbell	1	good	
2738	jittery pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	Vulcanized denatured panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 67
2740	jittery cyan reassuring Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
2741	weak lousy gray boilermaker	2	decent	
2742	adequate diet skewed steel lasagna	1	quest	
2743	watered-down bad steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	pickled bouncing steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 30
2745	electrified liquefied gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 57
2746	double-unsweetened extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 63
2747	squat chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	crafty furniture dolly	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2749	prompt asbestos-lined Staff of the Grease Trap of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
2750	huge lard-coated brawny Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2751	studded Lead Zeta of Chastity of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2752	frosty Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2753	reassuring Zinc Delta of Tranquility of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2754	upside-down forbidden Nickel Gamma of Frugality of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2755	Iron Beta of Industry of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2756	banded beefy Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2757	Red Balloon of Valor of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2758	shellacked Purple Horseshoe of Honor of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2759	squat Van der Graaf dance instructor's Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2760	ghostly blinking wicked groovy Green Clover of Justice	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2761	Lo Pan's Yellow Moon of Compassion of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2762	yellow extremely unsafe beefcake's Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2763	bouncing Jeselnik's experienced Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2764	blurry supercharged forbidden savvy Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2765	skewed Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	tiny decent Crimbo pie	1	good	
2768	toothsome pear tart	3	awesome	
2769	snack-sized bland peach pie	2	decent	
2770	deionized chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 16
2771	warmed upside-down handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 44
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	jittery glacial sapphire	0		
2774	skewed teal unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	tumbling Temple Grandin's filigreed hamethyst earring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
2778	reassuring filigreed hamethyst necklace of James Dean of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2779	mirror Rosewater's filigreed hamethyst ring of wisdom of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2780	flame-wreathed extremely unsafe baconstone earring of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2781	mansplainer's therapeutic baconstone necklace	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2782	lightning-fast veiny beefy baconstone ring	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2783	studded pulled porquoise earring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +5
2784	tumbling tumbling knitted wool pulled porquoise pendant	0		Cold Resistance: 4, Single Equip
2785	miser's smooth pulled porquoise ring of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2786	upside-down educational Earring of Fire of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2787	hardened baleful Pendant of Fire	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2788	auspicious friendly Ring of Fire	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2789	stanky Samson's Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2790	cool Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2791	forbidden extremely unsafe Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2792	yellow Usain Bolt's fortified Unspeakable Earring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2793	coward's Choker of the Ultragoth of incineration	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2794	teal nippy supercharged The Ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2795	ghostly Nose Ring of Putrescence of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2796	upside-down Socratic savvy Putrid Pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2797	mirror family-friendly Ring of the Sewer Snake of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: 6, Single Equip
2798	jittery banded Sinatra's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2799	mirror brawny wizardly Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
2800	shaking Rosewater's Mudflap-Girl Ring of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2801	gray vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	wet vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 69
2805	flattened moist huge vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 29
2806	warmed maroon vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 56
2807	energized lime green flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 28
2808	dry flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 53
2809	Vulcanized cyan flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 35
2810	oxidized jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 59
2811	polymerized quadruple-cold-filtered liquefied bouncing huge jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 17
2812	aerosolized shaking squat jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 30
2813	jittery lightning-fast supercharged Beret	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	tumbling blue flame-retardant resourceful Bludgeon of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Brimstone
2815	nippy baleful wicked Bunker	0		Spell Damage: 30, Cold Damage: +10, Brimstone
2816	Oprah's Da Vinci's Boxers of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	squat squat strapping Brooch of the brute of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	rock-hard quilted Newton's Bracelet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	brainy Grimacite gasmask of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	auspicious frosty Grimacite gat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	mirror gravedigger's Grimacite gaiters of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	squat up-at-dawn fortified Grimacite gauntlets	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	censurious sizzling Grimacite go-go boots	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	lime green clever crafty Grimacite girdle	0		Maximum MP: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	upside-down Fonzie's Grimacite gown	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	upside-down Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's Staff of the Kitchen Floor of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80
2827	maroon anniversary gift box	0		
2828	skewed loaded dice	0		
2829	squat really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	spoiled digital key lime pie	3	crappy	
2833	rotten star key lime pie	4	crappy	
2834	squat rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf beefy bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	flame-retardant indie comic hipster glasses	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	spinning wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	pulsating tumbling mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	greedy glowstick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	perfumed Periodical Paintbrush	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
2840	bad bottle of cooking sherry	3	decent	
2841	special stale super-sized packet of ketchup	5	decent	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
2842	drinkable irresponsibly strong accidental cider	6	good	
2843	normal dire fudgesicle	3	good	
2844	blurry scandalous hardy occult beefcake's navel ring of navel gazing	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	yellow class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	fuchsia plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	bouncing MacGyver's Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Maximum MP: +100
2848	blurry upside-down Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	weak bad moonberry wine cooler	2	decent	
2851	flavorless mirror fine aged cheddarwurst	4	decent	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	narrow shaking bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	blurry rock-hard smartaleck's huge mosquito proboscis	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5
2856	chilled polarized swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 37
2857	altered anodized seegar butt	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 13
2858	narrow bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	huge witch wart of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +7
2860	special thick flavorless jittery swamp muck	5	decent	Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 20
2861	leechknife of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2862	mirror decomposed boot	0		
2863	wet shaking dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 46
2864	wobbly stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	educational savvy beaver spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1
2866	green healthy groovy shamanic beads	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2867	skewed mirror dangerous dilapidated wizard hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 30, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	double-boiled frozen pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 50
2869	pressed warmed teal pulsating pirate brochure	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 20
2870	tarnished diffused huge pirate tract	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 56
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	upside-down lard-coated smartaleck's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2873	ghostly avaricious beefy plastic Ed the Undying	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2874	mirror Jim Carey's plastic Lord Spookyraven of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2875	twirling wobbly padded plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2876	pulsating arcane researcher's plastic protector spectre	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2877	chaotic plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2878	plastic Boss Bat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2879	twirling nasty plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Stench Damage: +5
2880	padded plastic Bonerdagon	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2881	spinning shaking plastic The Man of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2882	coward's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Monster Level: -20
2883	gray hale plastic Felonia	0		Maximum HP: +20
2884	shaking twirling purple scandalous plastic Beelzebozo	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2885	cyan baleful plastic conservationist hippy	0		Spell Damage: +25
2886	Jim Carey's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Monster Level: +25
2887	wobbly Samson's plastic angry bugbear	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2888	medical-grade plastic anime smiley	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2889	plastic apathetic lizardman of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2890	narrow personal trainer's plastic astronomer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2891	plastic beanbat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2892	huge blinking manspreader's plastic blooper	0		Monster Level: +10
2893	narrow blinking grievous plastic brainsweeper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2894	nippy plastic briefcase bat	0		Cold Damage: +10
2895	narrow Fonzie's plastic demoninja	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2896	smooth plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Moxie: +15
2897	upside-down occult plastic drunk goat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2898	twirling sinister plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Spell Damage: +10
2899	sizzling plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Hot Damage: +10
2900	bouncing careful plastic handsome mariachi	0		Monster Level: -10
2901	Tesla plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2902	plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2903	Jim Carey's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Monster Level: +25
2904	blurry plastic Knott Yeti of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2905	red plastic lemon-in-the-box of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2906	tumbling squat educational plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Experience: +1
2907	squat plastic ninja snowman of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2908	plastic Orcish Frat Boy of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2909	wobbly miser's plastic G Imp	0		Meat Drop: +10
2910	razor-sharp plastic goth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2911	shaking plastic cubist bull of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2912	dance instructor's plastic scary clown	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2913	scorching plastic smarmy pirate	0		Hot Damage: +25
2914	skewed stylish plastic spiny skelelton	0		Moxie: +25
2915	narrow wobbly plastic Spam Witch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2916	fuchsia brainy plastic vampire	0		Mysticality: +5
2917	spinning beefcake's plastic taco cat	0		Muscle: +25
2918	bouncing smooth plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Moxie: +15
2919	pulsating sharpshooter's plastic warwelf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2920	squat plastic whitesnake of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2921	crafty plastic XXX pr0n	0		Maximum MP: +10
2922	hardened plastic zmobie	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2923	manspreader's plastic Protagonist	0		Monster Level: +10
2924	sinister plastic Spunky Princess	0		Spell Damage: +10
2925	jittery experienced plastic topiary golem	0		Experience: +2
2926	cool plastic senile lihc	0		Moxie: +5
2927	nasty plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Stench Damage: +5
2928	blinking plastic Gnomester Blomester of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2929	sizzling plastic Trouser Snake	0		Hot Damage: +10
2930	blinking plastic Axe Wound of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2931	beefy plastic Hellion	0		Muscle: +10
2932	wobbly nasty plastic Black Knight	0		Stench Damage: +5
2933	Herculean plastic pair of tweezers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2934	clever plastic fruit golem	0		Maximum MP: +20
2935	curative plastic fluffy bunny	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	tumbling unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	thick bland Surprise Egg	5	decent	
2941	super-alkaline Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 63
2942	quantum polarized chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 57
2943	chilled jittery Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 43
2945	tumbling therapeutic thinker's party hat	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	miser's experienced V for Vivala mask	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	ghostly The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	artisanal teal shot of rotgut	3	EPIC	
2949	tarnished jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 36
2950	huge Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	twirling Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	glowstick of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	executive tip jar	0		Meat Drop: +40
2955	stale yellow yam candy	3	decent	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	thick stale tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5	decent	
2959	tumbling nasty rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Damage: +5
2960	rotten single-serving herbal stuffing	4	crappy	
2961	huge moldy packet of tofurkey gravy	9	crappy	
2962	miniature rotten shaking tofurkey nugget	2	crappy	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	jittery ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	flattened Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 69
2968	improved warmed Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 32
2969	decent huge creamsicle	8	good	
2970	practically non-alcoholic artisanal shaking yellow cream stout	1	EPIC	
2971	prompt curmudgel of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +3
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	blinking grumpy man charrrm bracelet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	toasty sage tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2976	perfectly mixed distilled fancy bilge wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 30
2977	jittery blurry witty rapier of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2978	greasy yohohoyo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2979	dry jittery red fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 60
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	booty chest charrrm bracelet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2982	narrow cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	ghostly cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	tumbling copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	ghostly Temple Grandin's copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2986	blue tongue charrrm	0		
2987	up-at-dawn Temple Grandin's tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	beefcake's clingfilm trousers	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	scorching sizzling clingfilm cap	0		Hot Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	bouncing asbestos-lined clingfilm slippers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	flavorless tiny upside-down vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1	decent	
2994	warmed anodized true grit	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 29
2995	bouncing up-at-dawn veiny groovy buoybottoms	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	electrified grungy flannel shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2997	Usain Bolt's sinister grungy bandana	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	hardened grassy cutlass	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2999	bouncing Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	twirling grievous pegleg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3002	tumbling perfumed lamé pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	enormous hoop earring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3004	ribald Fonzie's costume sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	rainbow pearl earring of the sewer of courage	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	spinning ghostly huge Sherlock's stylish rainbow pearl necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	shellacked brawny rainbow pearl ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	red curative dangerous Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3010	scorching razor-sharp Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	blue simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	lime green foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	teal all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	shaking stone triangle	0		
3022	mirror medium stone triangle	0		
3023	upside-down small stone triangle	0		
3024	teal stone pyramid	0		
3025	acceptable corpse on the beach	3	good	
3026	acceptable corpsetini	3	good	
3027	perfectly mixed tumbling corpsedriver	4	EPIC	
3028	bad upside-down Corpse Island iced tea	3	decent	
3029	tolerable ghostly red-headed corpse	4	good	
3030	mediocre kamicorpse-ee	3	decent	
3031	high-proof hand-crafted shaking corpsel	9	EPIC	
3032	spirit-forward acceptable corpsebite	5	good	
3033	banded pirate fledges	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	tasty pearl onion	4	awesome	
3036	big rotten jittery sea biscuit	5	crappy	
3037	drinkable practically non-alcoholic skewed bottle of rum	1	good	
3038	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of black-label rum	1	decent	
3039	mirror cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	teal metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	enchanted flavorless nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	decent	Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	stale nanite-infested candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	normal nanite-infested fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	watered-down acceptable nanite-infested eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	jittery El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	scandalous eyepatch	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	auspicious cutlass	0		Item Drop: +10
3052	narrow shaking wicked breeches	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	fuchsia mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	modified triple-polarized candy heart	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	irradiated upside-down cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	savvy metallic foil cat ears	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	red theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	MacGyver's cyborg doll	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	red tumbling strapping toy maglev monorail	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	pulsating plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	huge carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	gray polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	bouncing laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	cyan hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	squat teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	spinning Samson's marionette collective	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	jittery monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	fuchsia gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	Usain Bolt's borg sock monkey	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	knitted Oprah's roboduck-on-a-string	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	bouncing mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	bouncing teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	bouncing executive Sherlock's biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	wobbly zippy double-paned C.B.F.G.	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	foul-smelling toasty biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	oxidized blinking vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	energetic handmade hobby horse	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	huge ball-in-a-cup of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	razor-sharp set of jacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	normal laser-broiled pear	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	bouncing mirror avaricious supercharged polyalloy shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	twirling fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	mirror blue killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	huge robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	fuchsia sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	huge unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	blinking educational vibrating cyborg knife of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	red nasty Van der Graaf immense cyborg hand	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	ghostly forbidden extremely unsafe Da Vinci's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	huge Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	blinking Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	yellow Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	spinning divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	pulsating twirling divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	tumbling divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	galvanized twirling fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 67
3125	dry corrupted tumbling piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 12
3126	skewed mirror hobo nickel	0		
3127	huge sandcastle	0		
3128	jittery marshmallow	0		
3129	rotten bite-sized special roasted marshmallow	1	crappy	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 30
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	delicious snack-sized tin cup of mulligan stew	2	awesome	
3132	auspicious fireproof flamin' bindle	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
3133	narrow freezin' bindle of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +100
3134	jittery aromatic stinkin' bindle of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3135	scandalous foul-smelling bindle	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
3136	sleazy bindle of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3137	padded 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3138	cyan smartaleck's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3139	family-friendly Hodgman's imaginary hamster of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	weightlifter's panhandle panhandling hat	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	jittery manspreader's cup of infinite pencils	0		Monster Level: +10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	baleful Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25
3144	blue a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	narrow cyan bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	jittery El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	twirling El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	spinning El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	twirling sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	boiled oxidized shaking warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 11
3160	adjusted altered humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 19
3161	frozen frozen ghostly El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 13
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	pulsating bouncing El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	yellow jittery broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	huge repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	activated shaking seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 43
3169	massive normal turtle soup	9	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	squat prompt evil paper umbrella	0		Adventures: +3
3173	double-diffused warmed shaking evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 42
3174	immense decent evil boring spaghetti	7	good	
3175	moldy massive squat evil noodles	8	crappy	
3176	huge adequate evil noodles	8	good	
3177	flavorless ghostly evil painful penne pasta	3	decent	
3178	decent 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
3179	adequate evil ravioli della hippy	3	good	
3180	decent evil noodles	4	good	
3181	super-unsweetened aerosolized bouncing evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 64
3182	oxidized warmed evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 46
3183	polarized purple spinning bouncing evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 65
3184	adjusted energized evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 67
3185	polarized nitrogenated teal wobbly evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 24
3186	warmed oxidized pickled evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 57
3187	ionized Vulcanized narrow evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 59
3188	weak perfectly mixed an evil sump'm sump'm	2	super EPIC	
3189	smooth evil ducha de oro	4	awesome	
3190	lousy pulsating evil horizontal tango	3	decent	
3191	artisanal evil roll in the hay	4	EPIC	
3192	narrow blue naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	huge naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	jittery up-at-dawn origami pasties	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	hardened experienced origami riding crop of the storm	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	purple lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	shaking MacGyver's KoL Con IV Pole of the scaredy-cat of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	blinking blinking dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	ghostly dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	huge dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	huge twirling dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	bouncing notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	narrow dwarvish paper	0		
3214	upside-down dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	lime green Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	jittery greedy studded glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	gray sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	fuchsia hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	twirling gator skin	0		
3222	squat yellow reassuring Temple Grandin's gatorskin umbrella	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	spinning sewer wad	0		
3225	artisanal upside-down twirling bottle of sewage schnapps	3	EPIC	
3226	tolerable bottle of Ooze-O	4	good	
3227	adequate C.H.U.M. chum	3	good	
3228	normal shaking unfortunate dumplings	3	good	
3229	shaking maroon decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	moist anodized quadruple-denatured oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 45
3231	quilted tattered paper crown	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	yummy special gray vanilla-frosted king cake	4	awesome	Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	purple Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	bouncing Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	skewed Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	pulsating Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	huge rock-hard Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	Annie Oakley's experienced Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	shaking pulsating asbestos-lined electrified Ol' Scratch's ash can of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	hardy pink plastic baby	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	ghostly blinking sausage	0		
3251	baleful slick Frosty's silk hat	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	manspreader's Frosty's carrot of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	asbestos-lined Frosty's nailbat of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	frightening stiffened Oscus's pelt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	bouncing up-at-dawn dangerous Wand of Oscus of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	ghostly rosy-cheeked sinister Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	shaking Sherlock's mansplainer's Zombo's skullcap	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	coward's Lo Pan's Zombo's shield of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	flame-wreathed Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	ghostly healthy hardened brawny Chester's moustache	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	Da Vinci's cool Chester's bag of candy	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	Chester's cutoffs of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	skewed Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	mirror twirling bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	corrupted jittery handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 33
3269	oxidized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 20
3270	boiled squat handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 21
3271	spinning twirling crotchety pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	mirror deadly Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	beefy willowy bonnet	0		Muscle: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	twirling dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	mirror maroon pulsating black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	maroon reassuring studded belt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	bouncing miser's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	decent half-sized blurry wobbly salad	2	good	
3284	C.H.U.M. lantern of Calamity Jane of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5
3285	C.H.U.M. knife of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3286	foul-smelling Frosty's snowball sack	0		Stench Damage: +10
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	squat scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	shaking secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	wobbly adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	squat pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	bouncing jalapeño slices	0		
3302	skewed twirling stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	squat ghostly Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	shaking Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	fuchsia The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	pulsating lime green curative sealskin drum	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	yellow ghostly chilly washboard shield	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	baleful spaghetti-box banjo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	squat cyan marinara jug of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	jittery dance instructor's makeshift castanets	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	left-handed melodica of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	diluted skewed bouncing epic wad	1	decent	Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 30
3317	auspicious bottlecap	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3318	corncob pipe of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3319	jittery spinning rosewater-soaked Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3320	quilted frayed rope belt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	coward's banded mayfly bait necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	drinkable jar of fermented pickle juice	3	good	
3326	altered blinking squat voodoo snuff	1	awesome	
3327	small moldy extra-greasy slider	2	crappy	
3328	ribald occult crumpled felt fedora	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	prompt sinister battered top-hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	red experienced shapeless wide-brimmed hat of Gandalf	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	resourceful mostly rat-hide leggings of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	greasy medical-grade hobo dungarees	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	auspicious nippy patched suit-pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	spinning thinker's dead guy's memento of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	fancy rotten mirror banquet	3	crappy	Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 40
3339	ghostly red sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	jittery comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	gray dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	bad purple Ralph IX cognac	4	decent	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	mirror zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	super-activated llama lama gong	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	enchanted tasty super-sized banana-frosted king cake	5	awesome	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	maroon manspreader's brown plastic baby	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	olive plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	spinning delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	blinking scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	cyan blinking stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	shaking skewed wobbly yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	bland huge ghostly mole molé	9	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	weak acceptable fuchsia Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	dry aerosolized Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	wet pickled upside-down digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	upside-down interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	pickled tumbling glimmering roc feather	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	twisted glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	modified glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dried olive ghostly glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	mixed tumbling spinning glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	boiled upside-down glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	shaking Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	upside-down Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	careful smartaleck's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10
3381	savvy Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
3382	scandalous ruddy quilted Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3383	inspector's Chester's sunglasses of the brute of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3384	spinning banded Chester's muscle shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100
3385	tumbling ghostly stiffened Chester's Aquarius medallion of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3386	olive shaking zippy Zombo's shoulder blade of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +20
3387	supercharged wholesome Zombo's skull ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3388	blue Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	blinking Oprah's stylish Frosty's arm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3390	grievous beefcake's Staff of the Deepest Freeze of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3391	narrow green narrow Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	gray jittery groovy Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	upside-down Jim Carey's occult Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	skewed padded Hodgman's porkpie hat of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	greasy Rosewater's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3398	smooth watered-down Hodgman's blanket	2	awesome	
3399	watered-down drinkable jar of squeeze	2	good	
3400	thick normal bowl of fishysoisse	5	good	
3401	extra-warmed polymerized deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 18
3402	colloidal concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	purple frosty resourceful veiny deck of lewd playing cards	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3405	Hodgman's sock of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
3406	Hodgman's varcolac paw of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
3407	fuchsia Hodgman's almanac of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3408	twirling cyan Hodgman's harmonica of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3409	wobbly Lo Pan's Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3410	narrow Hodgman's detector	0		Item Drop: +5
3411	stylish Hodgman's cane	0		Moxie: +25
3412	twirling Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	olive Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	non-boiled sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 49
3423	denatured warmed tumbling frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 33
3424	dry tarnished diffused fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 55
3425	quadruple-unsweetened garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 35
3426	wet dry strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 61
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	tarnished corrupted mirror Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 16
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	maroon cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	upside-down maroon twirling cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	squat pulsating rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	sizzling Temple Grandin's stirring stick	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10
3436	miser's frosty friendly Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
3437	upside-down chaotic Staff of the Black Kettle of Tarzan of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3438	gravedigger's Fonzie's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Spooky Damage: +10
3439	pulsating Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	dehydrated prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	narrow ruddy club of the five seasons	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	purple flame-retardant rainbow crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	jittery kitten	0		
3444	webbed comic mask of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	green blinking Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Temple Grandin's experienced six-rainbow shield	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	jittery rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	yellow cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	shaking cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	huge cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	baleful trusty torch	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	thinker's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
3458	warmed upside-down STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 22
3459	perfectly mixed distilled twirling bouncing white-label gin	5	EPIC	
3460	spoiled tin rations	3	crappy	
3461	purple haiku challenge map	0		
3462	gray shaking terrible poem	0		
3463	smooth bottle of sake	4	awesome	
3464	teal scorching round pebble	0		Hot Damage: +25
3465	stale low-calorie Bash-Ōs cereal	1	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	supercharged smartaleck's haiku katana of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	ruddy plastic baby	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	yummy blueberry-frosted king cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	skewed bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	zippy Da Vinci's Seasonal Beret of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	non-cold-filtered alkaline spinning cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 65
3475	wet diffused pulsating blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 20
3476	alkaline quadruple-moist yellow squat plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 42
3477	ionized pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 15
3478	denatured polarized activated yellow peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 64
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	ghostly spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	jittery psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	lime green eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	triple-polarized chilled blurry glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 57
3486	purple dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	olive pristine fish scale	0		
3489	half-sized rotten beefy fish meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	stale fuchsia glistening fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	big adequate slick fish meat	5	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	Sherlock's fish scimitar of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25
3493	Herculean Rosewater's fish stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1
3494	squat pulsating banded beefy fish bazooka	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
3495	improved blinking sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 19
3496	nitrogenated bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 12
3497	artisanal bottle of Pete's Sake	3	EPIC	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	blinking witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	narrow beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	decent canapés	4	good	
3502	mixed thermos of brew	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	watered-down artisanal glass of brandy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	spinning French slippers	0		
3505	educational LWA ring	0		Experience: +1
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	Temple Grandin's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	wobbly perfumed quilted ganger bandana	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	knitted eelskin hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	maroon hardy eelskin pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	jittery flame-wreathed eelskin shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	forbidden shark tooth necklace of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3522	censurious shark jumper of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
3523	pickled liquefied shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 23
3524	activated green eel battery	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 32
3525	irradiated jittery temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 69
3526	forbidden scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	teal mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	bouncing mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	wobbly mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	jittery Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	upside-down plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	huge plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	boxer's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	pulsating dance instructor's personal trainer's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	rosy-cheeked depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	sharpshooter's depleted Grimacite grappling hook of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	Jim Carey's rock-hard depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	careful depleted Grimacite shinguards of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	scandalous boxer's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	ruddy KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	Sinatra's propeller beanie	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	shaking fortified deadly weightlifter's straw hat	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	flame-wreathed toasty razor-sharp octopus's spade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3553	bouncing narrow soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	moldy huge lime green shaking sea carrot	7	crappy	
3556	moldy sea cucumber	3	crappy	
3557	moldy sea avocado	3	crappy	
3558	adequate sea lychee	4	good	
3559	spoiled half-sized sea tangelo	2	crappy	
3560	bland tiny sea honeydew	1	decent	
3561	electrified modified blinking wobbly pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 23
3562	super-vacuum-sealed mirror fuchsia pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 57
3563	wet improved pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 24
3564	triple-distilled mediocre berry-infused sake	8	decent	
3565	hand-crafted green tumbling citrus-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3566	weak smooth melon-infused sake	2	awesome	
3567	bouncing slab of sponge	0		
3568	sponge helmet of Calamity Jane of bravery of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	miser's electrified spongy shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3570	blurry Usain Bolt's perfumed hale square sponge pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	shaking flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	mirror sand dollar	0		
3576	cyan shaking flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	wobbly fuchsia bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	gray twirling wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	flavorless pulsating rice	3	decent	
3584	normal blurry irradiated candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	adequate gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	practically non-alcoholic lousy oozenog	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	aerosolized boiled dry sugar plum	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	concentrated irradiated chilled blurry mirror narrow sugar banana	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	moist flattened sugar lime	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	magnetized quantum pressed sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	hardy Mer-kin hookspear of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Drops Meat
3592	gray Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	modified deionized Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 57
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	shaking imitation crab meat	0		
3598	pulsating imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	double-paned Annie Oakley's moist sailor's cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	skewed Fonzie's speargun of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3601	huge Socratic compass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	skewed porthole	0		
3604	tumbling rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	nippy chilly diving helmet of terror	0		Cold Damage: 15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	executive padded aerated diving helmet of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	pulsating das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	mirror imitation whetstone	0		
3611	triple-quantum sea grease	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 12
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	upside-down battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	bouncing twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	pulsating rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	bouncing pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	extra-pickled deionized narrow bouncing unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	shaking The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	shaking wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	tumbling twirling mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	wobbly pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	jittery chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	bouncing ghostly Annie Oakley's parasitic claw	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	blurry Sherlock's parasitic tentacles	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	yellow twirling parasitic headgnawer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	spinning burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	anodized corrupted Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	mirror Temple Grandin's elven socks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	pulsating extremely unsafe weightlifter's elven gloves	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	razor-sharp festive holiday hat of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	shaking nippy dance instructor's patent shoes	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	spinning Usain Bolt's Herculean gray bow tie	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	skewed chaotic penguin thesaurus of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	stale blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	narrow jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	squat chaotic depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	practically non-alcoholic mediocre upside-down canteen of wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	enchanted stale low-calorie elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	decent	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	bouncing purple elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	squat magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	thick decent toast with jam	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	bad mirror elven moonshine	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	yummy knuckle sandwich	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	rosewater-soaked psycho sweater of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	green fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	fortified plastic Mob Penguin	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	wobbly foul-smelling plastic mutant elf	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	ghostly dangerous plastic fat stack of cash	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	boxer's plastic strand of DNA	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	mirror narrow executive plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	tumbling supercool Putty mitre	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	stanky Putty leotard of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	mirror Putty ball of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	skewed Tesla padded Putty snake of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	teal jittery asbestos-lined beefcake's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	Temple Grandin's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	rock-hard glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	flavorless snack-sized can of franks 'n' beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	lousy bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	green throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	skewed Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	diving muff of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
3678	hand-crafted weak salinated mint julep	2	EPIC	
3679	bouncing upside-down ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	olive bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	squat squat maroon globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	upside-down map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	adequate huge tempura carrot	8	good	
3685	snack-sized decent tempura cucumber	2	good	
3686	decent tempura avocado	3	good	
3687	small bland sea broccoli	2	decent	
3688	adequate sea cauliflower	4	good	
3689	toothsome immense tempura broccoli	6	awesome	
3690	spoiled massive tempura cauliflower	6	crappy	
3691	rotten sea blueberry	4	crappy	
3692	rotten sea persimmon	3	crappy	
3693	energized galvanized cyan huge pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 46
3694	non-dry quantum pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 49
3695	cyan tumbling weightlifter's Mer-kin digpick	0		Muscle: +15
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	huge tumbling map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	cyan marine aquamarine	0		
3703	purple valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	huge foul-smelling velcro broadsword of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10
3706	green greasy wholesome sage velcro paddle ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3707	sizzling vibrating smartaleck's velcro shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
3708	foul-smelling sharpshooter's studded velcro boots	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3709	greedy groovy non-stick pugil stick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
3710	auspicious quilted teflon spatula of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100
3711	Jim Carey's therapeutic teflon shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3712	blinking asbestos-lined strapping teflon swim fins of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3713	toasty rosy-cheeked 7-inch discus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5
3714	Samson's cool PVC staff of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -25
3715	auspicious vinyl shield of Calamity Jane of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
3716	upside-down censurious nippy vinyl boots of terror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	spinning decaying paddle	0		
3722	squat tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	twirling greasy glass gnoll eye	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3732	improved chilled double-magnetized ghostly cigar butt	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 20
3733	arcane researcher's cool manly bloomers	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	nasty weightlifter's handwarmer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
3737	gravedigger's coward's lighter	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10
3738	rotten packet of beer nuts	3	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	shaking handful of bees	0		
3741	shaking spectral jelly	0		
3742	pickled oxidized improved upside-down jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 68
3743	wobbly unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	nitrogenated shaking concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 68
3750	Sinatra's vampire pearl earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
3751	bite-sized normal chocolate chip brownies	1	good	
3753	yellow Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	activated love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	deionized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	extra-flattened love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	colloidal love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	magnetized love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	frozen magnetized upside-down love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	super-flattened alkaline skewed spinning red breath mint	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 50
3761	spinning knitted vampire pearl ring	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3762	vampire pearl necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
3763	enchanted acceptable slug of vodka	3	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 45
3764	perfectly mixed slug of rum	3	EPIC	
3765	lousy high-proof slug of shochu	9	decent	
3766	watered-down delicious screwdiver	2	awesome	
3767	mediocre watered-down dew yoana lei	2	decent	
3768	artisanal lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3769	boozy perfectly mixed salacious screwdiver	5	EPIC	
3770	mediocre dew yoana salacious lei	3	decent	
3771	enchanted bad squat huge salacious lychee chuhai	4	decent	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 40
3772	weak perfectly mixed Alewife&trade; Ale	2	EPIC	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	skewed narrow map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	Usain Bolt's lion tamer's pink pinkslip slip	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	brainy sea salt scrubs of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -15
3778	blinking wobbly horrifying stanky Tesla amber aviator shades	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3779	polarized hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 66
3780	energetic nurse's hat of courage of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	cyan blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	compressed bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 15
3783	twisted bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 30
3784	ghostly paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	spinning wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	jittery Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	mirror crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	stiffened Sinatra's Mer-kin roundshield of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Booze Drop: +100
3804	twirling Temple Grandin's Mer-kin breastplate of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3805	Mer-kin sneakmask of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	squat Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	colloidal moist Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 38
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	shaking Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	huge moldy green chocolate-frosted king cake	7	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	twirling padded plastic baby	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	rotten narrow sea radish	4	crappy	
3818	Herculean halibut of incineration of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	teal bouncing water-polo mitt	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3821	polymerized non-adjusted bouncing syringe	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 39
3822	skewed wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	warmed cyan ghostly wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 26
3824	narrow Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	squat Grandma's Map	0		
3829	delicious low-calorie tempura radish	1	awesome	
3830	auspicious water-polo cap	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	acceptable Typical Tavern swill	3	good	
3832	drinkable spinning tropical swill	3	good	
3833	lousy fruity girl swill	4	decent	
3834	drinkable special blended swill	3	good	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	nasty therapeutic shellacked smartaleck's Elvish sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	fuchsia anniversary safety glass vest of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
3838	frightening anniversary burlap belt	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3839	yellow lightning-fast anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Initiative: +40
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	skewed strapping anniversary pewter cape	0		Muscle: +5
3842	prompt out-of-tune biwa	0		Adventures: +3
3843	dangerous dented harmonica	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3844	razor-sharp Fonzie's magic whistle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3845	plastic blowgun of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
3846	avaricious curative sage jungle drum	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3847	hippy bongo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
3848	maroon quilted knob bugle	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3849	lard-coated 4-dimensional guitar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3850	sage boxing glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3851	pulsating dog trainer's energetic baleful boxing glove on a spring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
3852	tumbling bouncing clever half-sized guitar of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20
3853	avaricious Tesla bass drum	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3854	green pixel boomerang of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3855	reassuring dog trainer's world's smallest violin of temperance	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3856	red electrified forbidden ocarina of space of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3857	huge huge arcane researcher's a butt tuba	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3858	squat energetic bone flute	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
3859	red beefcake's infernal fife	0		Muscle: +25
3860	careful charming flute	0		Monster Level: -10
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	Temple Grandin's brainy grass whistle	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7
3863	dog trainer's plastic guitar of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3864	spinning finger cymbals of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
3865	blurry squat fortified educational kettle drum	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60
3866	blinking double-paned thinker's double-barreled sling	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
3867	gravedigger's magilaser blastercannon of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +10
3868	jittery sizzling brawny hanky&#363;	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	Jeselnik's Herculean ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25
3870	shaking lime green stolen office supplies	0		
3871	tumbling olive greasy curative office-supply crossbow	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3872	maroon vibrating pocket theremin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3873	Sinatra's rave whistle of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
3874	spinning hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	jittery chilly fouet de tortue-dressage of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	pulsating cult memo	0		
3884	blurry decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	electrified modified vial of slime	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 34
3886	super-altered vial of slime	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 50
3887	polymerized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 68
3888	quadruple-wet altered warmed squat vial of slime	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 16
3889	activated red vial of slime	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 31
3890	colloidal wobbly vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 36
3891	polymerized modified ionized vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 67
3892	polymerized wet vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 46
3893	super-colloidal bouncing yellow vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 53
3894	electrified vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 56
3895	modified vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 30
3896	flattened double-nitrogenated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 36
3897	aerosolized denatured vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 42
3898	teal bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	ghostly figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	blinking red figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	green jittery figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	upside-down upside-down figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	perfectly mixed boozy blended swill with a fly in it	5	EPIC	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	rosy-cheeked turtle wax shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3916	Jeselnik's turtle wax helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	personal trainer's turtle wax greaves	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	huge meat shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	wizardly turtlemail coif of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	blue upside-down cool turtlemail breeches of the brute	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	inspector's flame-wreathed turtlemail hauberk	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	narrow friendly spiky turtle helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	ghostly sizzling spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	shaking dog trainer's spiky turtle shield of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	gray syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	enhanced tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 40
3931	mirror smartaleck's severed flipper of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	pulsating ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	censurious Annie Oakley's bad-ass club	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	dry ionized wobbly hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 35
3936	oxidized upside-down scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 58
3937	unsweetened super-Vulcanized ghostly fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 35
3938	mirror fuchsia skewed rosewater-soaked club of corruption	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	hardened corrupt club of corruption	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	green corrupt club of corrupt corruption of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	hardy razor-sharp evil-ass club of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	knitted foul-smelling arcane researcher's nasty-ass club	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	upside-down Tesla Fonzie's infernal toilet brush	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	hale groovy shadowy seal eye	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	oyster egg balloon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	squat mink	0		
3954	olive teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	shaking crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	shaking Tesla bejeweled cufflinks	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3959	Sherlock's garish pinky ring	0		Item Drop: +25
3960	chaotic designer sunglasses	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
3961	rosy-cheeked opera glasses of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	huge cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	extra-quantum moist cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 13
3966	huge flame-wreathed veiny personal trainer's hot-ass club	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	grievous frigid-ass club of James Dean of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	lime green vibrating creepy-ass club of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	enhanced liquefied dry squat sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 59
3970	mirror supercharged Abyssal ember of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	irradiated maroon frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 50
3972	ghostly squat olive auspicious beefy seal spine	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	energized liquefied narrow seal lube	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 55
3974	narrow sage weightlifter's mannequin leg	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	hardy forbidden padded tortoise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50
3976	shaking stiffened tortoboggan	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	spinning extremely unsafe Socratic painted shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	bouncing torquoise	0		
3982	jittery mirror wizardly torquoise ring of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	shaking veiny Samson's dueling banjo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10
3985	shaking purple soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	jittery double-paned wool samurai turtle helmet	0		Cold Resistance: 6, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	narrow turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	Sinatra's turtle shell helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	jittery slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	mirror upside-down slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	wobbly green boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	skewed metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	squat infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dried cyan mirror agua de vida	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	savvy tortoboggan shield of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3
4003	cyan bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	soup-chucks of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4005	oxidized Vulcanized ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 24
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	shaking memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	pulsating memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	spinning dance instructor's greaves	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	Jeselnik's groovy piece of rebar	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
4021	toasty energetic shovel of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25
4022	ghostly zippy quilted necklace of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20
4023	bouncing perfumed lion tamer's weightlifter's speargun	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5
4024	therapeutic sinister compass	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4025	supercharged steel-toed helmet of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	Annie Oakley's occult lantern of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20
4027	twirling fireproof chaotic wizardly greaves	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	greedy resourceful club of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	squat memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	green caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	spoiled slimy sweetbreads	4	crappy	
4038	bad watered-down slimy fermented bile bladder	2	decent	
4039	modified slimy alveolus	1		
4040	blinking memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	Sherlock's perfumed pig-iron helm	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	stiffened pig-iron shinguards of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	blinking jittery gray miser's Sherlock's pig-iron bracers	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	jittery wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	therapeutic wumpus-hair whip	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	mirror blue executive resourceful wumpus-hair wig	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	executive Jim Carey's wumpus-hair loincloth of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	pulsating chilly sage wumpus-hair sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	nasty ring of teleportation	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
4052	olive glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	tumbling banana milkshake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	fancy acceptable spirit-forward White Hyborian	5	good	Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	yellow tumbling goblin hunting spear	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	family-friendly brainy goblin autoblowgun	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	healthy slick stone fist	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	olive stone head of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	spinning Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	gray Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	shaking 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	teal Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	huge essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	jittery essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	foul-smelling Lo Pan's villainous scythe	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	skewed curative beefy baneful bandolier	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	wobbly brawny diabolical crossbow of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	tumbling dog trainer's studded malevolent medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +1, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	blurry gravedigger's stylish corrosive cowl	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	flame-retardant grisly shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	cyan family-friendly knitted corroded breeches	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	Da Vinci's pernicious cudgel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	adequate cupcake-in-a-cup	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	decent gray protein paste	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	yellow hardy cyber-mattock of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	improved quantum neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	dry flattened tumbling physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	bouncing slimy cyst	0		
4092	tumbling small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	jittery slimy cyst	0		
4095	Lo Pan's peawee marble	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4096	fuchsia stanky brown crock marble	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4097	miser's China marble	0		Meat Drop: +10
4098	lion tamer's lemonade marble	0		Experience (familiar): +2
4099	bumblebee marble of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4100	miser's jet bennie marble	0		Meat Drop: +10
4101	up-at-dawn sinister beige clambroth marble	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
4102	steely marble of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4103	banded smartaleck's savvy beach ball marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100
4104	arcane researcher's catseye marble	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4105	studded bumboozer marble	0		Damage Absorption: +80
4106	chamoisole of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
4107	non-warmed pickled ghostly bitter pill	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 59
4108	family-friendly Herculean monstrous monocle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	olive vibrating personal trainer's musty moccasins	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	auspicious stylish molten medallion	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	squat Usain Bolt's Rosewater's brazen bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	double-paned sharpshooter's bitter bowtie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	therapeutic bewitching boots	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	huge secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	teal scandalous dance instructor's stylish rickety unicycle	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
4117	red avaricious flame-retardant greasy crusty hula hoop	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4118	blinking family-friendly electrified hardened Coily&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4119	sinister wizardly school flying disc of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
4120	lightning-fast crafty lawn dart of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
4121	squat sharpshooter's hale extremely unsafe wagon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	inspector's rock-hard stiffened crown-shaped beanie	0		Damage Reduction: 6, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	supercool hopping socks of terror of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4125	narrow huge hale weightlifter's poodle skirt of the empath	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	fuchsia crafty dance instructor's groovy letterman's jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10
4127	mirror avaricious reassuring hardened slime hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	auspicious chaotic beefy hardened slime pants	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	auspicious nasty dangerous hardened slime belt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4130	green empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	twisted jittery mirror boot plant	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	fortified artisanal sham champagne	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	aerosolized modified tempura air	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 60
4134	quantum pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 34
4135	wobbly moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	yellow blinking greasy clever dance instructor's Rosewater's Bag o' Tricks	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	twirling jittery a creased paper strip	0		
4140	olive squat a folded paper strip	0		
4141	green a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	twirling a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	jittery a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	Oprah's funny paper hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	corrupted frozen flattened jittery sand	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 21
4147	twirling slick cool charged magnet	0		Moxie: 15, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	bouncing lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	flattened concentrated blinking twirling dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	concentrated upside-down Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 36
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	squat live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	gray rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	mirror maroon rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	drinkable pebblebr&auml;u	4	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	half-sized decent rocky road ice cream	2	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	ghostly extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	boiled magnetized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 56
4164	activated polarized tumbling Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 52
4165	knitted sizzling healthy Staff of the Soupbone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
4166	scandalous Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	pulsating vibrating Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	miser's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	spinning shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	spinning crystallized memory	0		
4172	chaotic rock helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	dog trainer's rock pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	Annie Oakley's rock necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
4175	huge spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	fuchsia sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	rock-hard sugar shotgun	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	upside-down Van der Graaf sugar shillelagh	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	ghostly sugar shank of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	bouncing olive zippy Sherlock's Newton's sugar chapeau	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	veiny sugar shorts	0		Maximum HP: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	blurry slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	wobbly experienced slime convention pin	0		Experience: +2
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	blue arcane researcher's sugar shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	rave visor of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	baggy rave pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	quilted pacifier necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	jittery sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	ghostly sea lasso	0		
4199	blurry skewed executive dog trainer's sea cowboy hat of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	fuchsia grouper fangirl	0		
4201	huge gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	spinning urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	fortified brand new key of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5
4207	shaking dorsal fin of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	spinning roller skate decoy	0		
4211	cyan mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	miser's skate blade of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	knitted collapsible baton of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3
4216	tumbling shaking groupie lipstick	0		
4217	red groupie bra	0		
4218	anodized groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 38
4219	energetic skate board of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
4220	blinking S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	nippy yield shield	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	bouncing map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	olive roller skate doll	0		
4226	huge toasty Star of Bravery	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
4227	mirror hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	twirling ice skate doll	0		
4233	shaking hacienda key	0		
4234	crafty pat&eacute; knife	0		Maximum MP: +10
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	huge wobbly cheese-slicer of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4238	yummy shaking beef jerky	4	awesome	
4239	jittery pipe wrench of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4240	Vulcanized gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 57
4241	spinning purple stylish sleep mask	0		Moxie: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	sock garters of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4243	improved boiled teal upside-down mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 39
4244	lard-coated leather-bound tome	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	mansplainer's ivory cue ball	0		Monster Level: +15
4247	bad boozy yellow decanter of fine Scotch	5	decent	
4248	dehydrated purple expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 35
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	squat fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	alkaline double-oxidized vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 18
4253	nitrogenated potion of speed	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 54
4254	tumbling blurry bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	ghostly pulsating Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	enhanced blurry sap	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	maroon petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	moldy chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	bad mulled cider	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	huge mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	lime green Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	shaking clever bark boxers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	aromatic bark beret	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	hale bark bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
4267	upside-down upside-down greasy educational Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	jittery Temple Grandin's baleful Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	purple healthy dance instructor's Angelhair Culottes	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	blue twirling greasy stylish Newman's Own Trousers	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	dangerous Volartta's bellbottoms of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	censurious Lederhosen of the Night of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	irradiated magnetized ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	red nasty sharpshooter's MacGyver's Underworld truncheon	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	olive nasty manspreader's banded Staff of the Woodfire	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	pulsating quilted deadly slick Underworld flail	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	blurry Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	lightning-fast frosty Mer-kin bunwig	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	cyan deadly personal trainer's crappy Mer-kin mask of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	spinning lion tamer's personal trainer's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	fuchsia frosty energetic Mer-kin gladiator mask of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	lard-coated sizzling nippy Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	nippy Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	hardy Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the sewer of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	rosewater-soaked scandalous wizardly Mer-kin headguard	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	Mer-kin waistrope of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
4290	perfumed MacGyver's dangerous Mer-kin facecowl	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5
4291	veiny Mer-kin thighguard	0		Maximum HP: +10
4292	mirror teal curative Mer-kin dodgeball of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	therapeutic veiny dangerous Mer-kin dragnet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	blinking executive ribald Mer-kin switchblade of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	yellow depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	zippy dog trainer's thinker's Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	miser's brawny cool Brand of Violence	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	dance instructor's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the scaredy-cat of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
4300	green lion tamer's hardy Lens of Violence of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	sizzling smartaleck's Pigsticker of Violence of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +10
4302	greedy family-friendly Jodhpurs of Violence of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	therapeutic deadly Rosewater's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	squat mansplainer's MacGyver's baleful Girdle of Hatred	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	wholesome Sinatra's Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5
4306	Jeselnik's rock-hard razor-sharp Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	ruddy studded Newton's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4308	auspicious frosty careful Lens of Hatred	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	scandalous nasty occult Treads of Loathing	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	twirling skewed up-at-dawn savvy weightlifter's Scepter of Loathing	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Cloathing
4311	double-paned healthy Belt of Loathing of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	twirling nasty flame-wreathed sage Goggles of Loathing	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	chaotic Samson's Stick-Knife of Loathing of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cloathing
4314	pulsating olive careful Jeans of Loathing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	nasty Annual Ascot	0		Stench Damage: +5
4316	blinking personal trainer's Socratic Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	Flail of the Seven Aspects of Tarzan of Gandalf of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	scandalous lion tamer's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	fuchsia flame-retardant sinister extremely unsafe Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	wobbly Jack Frost's slick Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	family-friendly stanky vibrating The Trickster's Trikitixa of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	medical-grade studded Fonzie's Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	shaking teal greedy flame-retardant coward's Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	Herculean groovy Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	ribald Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	executive asbestos-lined extremely unsafe Bling of the New Wave	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	perfumed La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	flavorless half-sized shaking candy kneecapping stick	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	thick flavorless licorice garrote	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	Lo Pan's candy knuckles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	delicious jawbruiser	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	denatured quantum twirling chocolate car	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	narrow aromatic plastic 11 Dealer	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	plastic Crimbo Casino of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	double-paned plastic Don Crimbo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	miser's plastic Crimbomination	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	modified polymerized Piddles	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	wet moist denatured tumbling BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	altered liquefied squat Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	yellow Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	blinking string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	bouncing plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	bouncing leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	horrifying snow hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	up-at-dawn snow pants	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	narrow supercool snow belly	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	red Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	skewed cyan A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	lime green ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	miniature rotten expired can of franks 'n' beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	lousy watered-down expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	blurry olive snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	ghostly elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	energized triple-deionized upside-down elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	jumbo moldy blurry penguin focaccia bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	triple-distilled perfectly mixed herringcello	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	hand-crafted elven cellocello	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	lime green wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	red handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	wobbly grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	red elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	blurry prompt throwing wrench	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	maroon pair of bolt cutters of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	Oprah's poison pen	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	MacGyver's speed limit shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	stylish live wire of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	sage misfit dolly	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	scorching ruddy misfit hobby horse	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	blurry wobbly executive wicked misfit teddy bear	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	sage thinker's pocketwatch on a chain	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	squat Jeselnik's veiny cement sandals	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	steel-toed night-vision goggles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	peanut brittle shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	steel-toed Red Rover BB gun of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	yellow smelly red-and-green sweater	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	corrupted Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	energized Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	quantum dry pulsating Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	blurry Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	twirling pulsating crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	yellow cheese sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	blue Annie Oakley's cheese diaper	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	lard-coated cheese wheel	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	up-at-dawn cheese eye	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	Fonzie's Staff of Queso Escusado of the bloodbag of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	ghostly foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	wobbly Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	fuchsia A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	twirling Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	cyan Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	stale quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	mediocre Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	arcane researcher's sealhide hood	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	hale sealhide leggings	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	gray Oprah's sealhide cloak	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4418	tumbling horrifying sealhide buckler	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4419	grievous sealhide whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4420	sealhide moccasins of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4421	experienced sealhide gloves	0		Experience: +2
4422	savvy sealhide belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4423	green skewed sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	non-deionized lime green ghostly sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 63
4426	narrow hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	lime green electrified glowstick on a string	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Raveosity: +1
4429	personal trainer's candy necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	teddybear backpack of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	quadruple-vacuum-sealed pickled bouncing invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	alkaline double-pressed wobbly tumbling irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	flattened unsweetened narrow irritability potion	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	teal narrow greedy guard turtle shell	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	crowbar	0		Item Drop: +5
4442	jittery energetic spaghetti cult rosary	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4443	spaghetti cult mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	prompt spangly mariachi pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	sage weightlifter's spangly mariachi vest	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10
4447	blinking manspreader's spangly sombrero	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	distilled Instant Karma	1	awesome	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	flame-retardant pointy hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	upside-down mirror blue knitted machetito	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	olive lawnmower blade of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	hardened The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	shellacked snailmail coif of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	skewed Van der Graaf stiffened snailmail breeches	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	dance instructor's snailmail hauberk of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4461	colloidal flattened seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 53
4462	non-alkaline huge chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 39
4463	ionized chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 63
4464	polarized chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 17
4465	alkaline boiled activated chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 40
4466	cold-filtered modified concentrated blue chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 59
4467	quadruple-magnetized ionized olive shaking mirror chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 64
4468	blurry Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	therapeutic BRICKO hat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	smartaleck's BRICKO pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	lion tamer's BRICKO sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	wobbly BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	lime green BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	green BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	squat BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	mirror bouncing BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	fuchsia MacGyver's BRICKO bulwark	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	wobbly BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	upside-down gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	blurry BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	wobbly BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	colloidal polymerized mirror recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 54
4498	quadruple-cold-filtered chilled shaking wobbly recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 14
4499	liquefied super-irradiated recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 40
4500	dry extra-flattened shaking shaking recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 69
4501	activated dry quadruple-activated tumbling recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 28
4502	flattened recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 55
4503	wet modified dry recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	heart of the volcano of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4505	alkaline aerosolized blurry Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 65
4506	shaking puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	squat Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	corrupted &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	wobbly reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	stale special walrus ice cream	3	decent	Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	jumbo delicious twirling beautiful soup	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	huge Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	rotten blinking Humpty Dumplings	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	spoiled low-calorie Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	hand-crafted missing wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	adequate matter custard	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	polymerized cold-filtered comfit?	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	vibrating wholesome flamingo mallet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	supercool eye of the Tiger-lily of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	wig of the ox of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	moldy gigantic donut	10	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	yummy massive twirling green bucket of honey	10	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	flame-retardant Da Vinci's elephant stinger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	moldy miniature dragon snaps	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	shaking Van der Graaf crafty snapdragon pistil	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	jittery puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	miniature adequate spinning rook cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	huge flavorless bishop cookie	9	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	big decent knight cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	spoiled small blinking king cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	rotten fancy queen cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	twirling fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	squat perfumed insane tophat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	bouncing forbidden helm of the knight of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	Jeselnik's wristwatch of the knight of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	maroon padded slick trousers of the knight	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	wizardly tie	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
4543	fuchsia executive tuxedo pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	twirling porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	huge twirling carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	ribald detour shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	skewed left bracket	0		
4556	bouncing right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	skewed equal sign	0		
4559	twirling bouncing record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	spinning map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	squat hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	artisanal irresponsibly strong world's most unappetizing beverage	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	Jeselnik's slippery when wet shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	bland tumbling raisin	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	beefy flyest of shirts of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	thick decent blinking a dance upon the palate	5	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	thick moldy prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	enchanted normal fuchsia squirmy violent party snack	3	good	Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	wobbly zippy can-you-dig-it?	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	ghostly panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	upside-down bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	unsweetened tarnished diffused Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	healthy T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	tumbling fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	rotten lime green six wedges of goat cheese	4	crappy	
4585	twirling collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	skewed goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	flame-wreathed pixel whip	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4590	shaking pixel chain whip of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	pixel morning star of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	upside-down pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	tumbling map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	bouncing 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	blinking bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	blinking twirling map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	high-proof artisanal plastic cup of beer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	squat keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	pulsating Van der Graaf veiny bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	thick rotten sun-dried tofu	5	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	lousy soyburger juice	3	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	super-warmed modified blinking essential soy	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	anodized pickled essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	pulsating souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	spinning map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	Tesla Crown of Thrones	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Cinco Mayo Lager	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	huge plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	twirling motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	spinning Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	galvanized galvanized wobbly chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	stale shaking pawn cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	twisted pulsating coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	ghostly plastic spider ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	personal trainer's plastic kazoo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	narrow red blurry inflatable baseball bat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	medical-grade googly-star hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	tumbling executive wholesome googly-ball hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	extremely unsafe supercool googly-heart hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	asbestos-lined super-sweet boom box of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	sinister boxer's cool sinister demon mask	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	brainy streetfighting champion's belt of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	wobbly Temple Grandin's razor-sharp Da Vinci's Space Trip safety headphones	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	wicked LARP carp	0		Spell Damage: +5
4641	jittery gravedigger's beefcake's KoL Con Six Pack	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
4642	Usain Bolt's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Initiative: +80
4643	green dog trainer's rxr shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	ruddy sage Juju Mojo Mask of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	Annie Oakley's space trooper helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	Meteoid ice beam of courage of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	chaotic hardened Samson's Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	pulsating chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	spinning green ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	occult ironic knit cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	shaking ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	jittery occult ironic battle spoon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4655	hardened occult ironic jogging shorts of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	cyan Jack Frost's mole skin notebook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
4657	shaking maroon pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	skewed map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	beefy blackberry galoshes	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
4660	lime green frosty razor-sharp trout fang	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	bland poisonous caviar	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	corrupted super-frozen triple-chilled cyan wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	skewed Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	Ellsbury's skull of the empath of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	coward's hot plate	0		Monster Level: -20, Thorns: 1
4666	Sherlock's imp unity ring of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25
4667	resourceful Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Maximum MP: +50
4668	observational glasses of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4669	bouncing inspector's hilarious comedy prop	0		Item Drop: +15
4670	ghostly narrow beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	hand-crafted triple-distilled booze-soaked cherry	8	EPIC	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	adequate marshmallow	4	good	
4674	spoiled sponge cake	4	crappy	
4675	special bad practically non-alcoholic narrow olive gin-soaked blotter paper	1	decent	Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 25
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	squat blinking unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	narrow unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	yellow huge volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	yellow tumbling ruddy pottery shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	careful savvy pottery hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	green skewed healthy pottery training pants of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	crafty pottery club	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	spinning skewed pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	teal fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	bouncing bouncing fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	chaotic clever banded Greatest American Pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	veiny fossilized necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	skewed imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	tumbling ghostly gray fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	twirling huge waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	therapeutic red-hot medallion	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	mirror fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	bouncing sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	blue popsicle stick	0		
4714	delicious lemon popsicle	3	awesome	
4715	normal miniature popsicle	2	good	
4716	normal jumbo strawberry popsicle	5	good	
4717	stale liver popsicle	3	decent	
4718	Rosewater's mariachi hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	electrified Hollandaise helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	huge microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	rotten liver and let pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	flavorless big badass pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	adequate shoo-fish pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	thick tasty piping organ pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	normal snack-sized igloo pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	diet yummy narrow stomach turnover	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	moldy fancy dead lights pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	flavorless half-sized throbbing organ pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	blinking rosy-cheeked stop shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	fuchsia sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	lime green prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	beer-soaked mop of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
4738	artisanal twirling day-old beer	3	EPIC	
4739	drinkable plain beer	3	good	
4740	watered-down smooth overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	2	awesome	
4741	wobbly smiling rat	0		
4742	ghostly rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	double-anodized anodized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 53
4745	flattened non-irradiated Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 51
4746	oxidized ionized electrified gray Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
4747	adequate bone meal	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	perfectly mixed twirling bone aperitif	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	smooth bonerang	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	tumbling bouncing toasty bone and arrows	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	arcane researcher's boning knife	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	huge bone spurs of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	knitted chilly bonedanna	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	huge skewed Temple Grandin's strapping boneana hammock	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	electrified triple-pressed candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	red Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	ghostly packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	lime green huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	moldy pumpkin pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	weak acceptable ghostly pumpkin beer	2	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	galvanized colloidal pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	savvy weightlifter's shin gourds	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of James Dean of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	blurry Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	blinking green Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	rotten CRIMBCOIDS mints	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	mirror can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	yummy gigantic CRIMBCOLOAF	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	moldy low-calorie circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	hardened plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	jittery plastic fax machine of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	strapping plastic hobo elf	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	dog trainer's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	dance instructor's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	blinking blue S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	ghostly robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	tumbling robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	decent thick triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	rotten square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	inspector's baleful bindlestocking of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	upside-down nasty Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	greedy healthy Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	Tesla Sinatra's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	miser's fortified Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	spinning executive shellacked Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	ribald Da Vinci's Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	magnetized skewed chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	jittery gift-a-pult of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	pickled activated holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	huge Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	lime green ghostly paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	shellacked CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	lime green CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	jittery green photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	teal Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	lion tamer's sinister Sinatra's paperclip-on tie	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	shaking blinking weightlifter's paperclip pants of the brute	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	forbidden Da Vinci's supercool paperclip turban	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	wool paperclip cape	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	bouncing tumbling gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	modified boiled chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	ionized maroon bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	wet deionized jittery incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	quadruple-altered quadruple-vacuum-sealed polymerized ghostly myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	fuchsia CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	tolerable fancy CRIMBCO wine	3	good	Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	flavorless snack-sized mirror toe jam toast	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	ghostly traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	half-sized bland traffic jam toast	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	moldy thick space jam toast	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	enhanced pressed Vulcanized huge motivational poster	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	fancy decent festive sausage	4	good	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	miniature normal holiday cheese log	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	skewed lard-coated Annie Oakley's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	auspicious dog trainer's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	pulsating inspector's BGE pocket calendar	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	narrow BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	twirling BGE plastic toy of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	jittery stapler bear of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	skewed up-at-dawn adhesive tape dolly	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	sizzling scissor duck	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	red ghostly coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	rosy-cheeked Seven Loco	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	mirror Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	electrified Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	maroon Loathing Legion moondial of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	beefy Loathing Legion knife	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	shaking Loathing Legion corkscrew of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	beefy Loathing Legion can opener	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	veiny sage Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	hardy Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	smelly Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	upside-down Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	Loathing Legion defibrillator of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	huge wool Loathing Legion double prism	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	quilted Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	stiffened Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	dangerous Loathing Legion abacus	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	lime green Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	gray Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	yellow up-at-dawn Loathing Legion hammer	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	spinning Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	bouncing quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	huge skewed arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	spoiled Knob jelly donut	3	crappy	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	jittery Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	maroon unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	pulsating GOTO	0		
4949	deionized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 44
4950	dry huge abominable blubber	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 59
4951	upside-down maroon cool flimsy clipboard	0		Moxie: +5
4952	aerosolized ionized wobbly baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 16
4953	Samson's whalebone corset of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
4954	Tesla oven mitts	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4955	low-calorie moldy overcookie	1	crappy	
4956	thick spoiled philosopher's scone	5	crappy	
4957	enhanced half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 36
4958	executive Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Meat Drop: +40
4959	super-sized toothsome Knob nuts	5	awesome	
4960	high-proof perfectly mixed Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	10	EPIC	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	shaking blurry Fonzie's mysterious lapel pin of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
4963	spinning state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	shaking Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	lime green Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	pulsating Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	cyan Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	jittery Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	jittery Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	pulsating Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	green Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	mirror Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	squat huge Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	narrow red Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	twirling Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	lime green Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	mirror Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	shaking Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	blurry mirror Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	squat Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	Usain Bolt's card sleeve	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	blinking Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	spoiled wasabi pocky	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	spoiled half-sized bouncing tobiko pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	adequate shaking natto pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	practically non-alcoholic drinkable wasabi-infused sake	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	acceptable green tobiko-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	perfectly mixed bouncing natto-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	moist concentrated wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	energized quantum tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	unsweetened triple-chilled blue natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	mirror Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	moist wet spinning elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic marshmallow flamb&eacute;	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	tolerable ghostly cranberry schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	artisanal wobbly breaded beer	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	weak drinkable yellow soy cordial	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	foul-smelling astral bludgeon of wisdom of horror	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5029	frightening nasty astral shield	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
5030	wobbly horrifying clever wholesome astral chapeau	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	spinning blue greedy gravedigger's astral bracer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
5032	padded astral longbow of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20
5033	rosy-cheeked healthy dance instructor's astral shorts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	upside-down stylish astral mace of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -25
5035	lightning-fast razor-sharp astral trousers of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	forbidden astral ring of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20
5037	green avaricious horrifying boxer's astral statuette	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
5038	friendly dance instructor's brainy astral pistol	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3
5039	astral mask of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	supercharged therapeutic padded astral shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5042	Sherlock's lard-coated astral belt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
5043	spoiled astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	smooth practically non-alcoholic spinning astral pilsner	1	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	huge Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	ghostly Jim Carey's sharpshooter's baleful double-ice cap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	spinning gravedigger's hale smartaleck's double-ice box	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	skewed zippy nippy double-ice britches of terror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	blurry handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	lime green intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	jittery pulsating obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	magnetized skewed mirror Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	super-improved non-galvanized spinning Red Pill	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	olive narrow Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	upside-down cyan mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	narrow boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	wobbly the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	spoiled spaghetti con calaveras	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	decent popcorn	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	spoiled chaos popcorn	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	twirling tumbling Jack Frost's wicked Herculean hole	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	small decent skewed s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	ghostly diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	drinkable Russian Ice	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	educational clay ashtray	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	maroon greasy lanyard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	shellacked monster pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	polarized super-enhanced Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	Lo Pan's Van der Graaf helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	mirror crutch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	foul-smelling shock belt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	quantum adjusted blue Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	upside-down gray wholesome rubber band gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	groovy pin-stripe slacks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	greedy gloves	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	diffused tarnished tarnished correction fluid	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	inspector's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	smartaleck's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	family-friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	ghostly friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	skewed stiffened Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	double-paned Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	foul-smelling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	tumbling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	smelly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	upside-down auspicious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	wobbly vibrating Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	magnetized pickled tumbling willyweed	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	corrupted Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	dry diffused fish juice box	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	hand-crafted Jeppson's Malort	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	twirling fistful of ashes	0		
5109	twirling spinning green prompt stress ball	0		Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	fuchsia bouncing Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	huge Da Vinci's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	blurry stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	blinking hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	maroon bird brain	0		
5119	upside-down busted wings	0		
5120	bouncing Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	reassuring smelly dance instructor's Admiral's hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	mansplainer's Van der Graaf hardy aviator's cap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	spinning coward's brainy mirrored aviator shades	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	red Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	colloidal Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	spoiled elven hardtack	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	special drinkable elven squeeze	4	good	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	upside-down lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	skewed E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	twirling E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	red E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	mirror E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	wobbly carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	mixed gray astral energy drink	1		
5141	ghostly upside-down Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	cyan moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	teal E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	corrupted honeypot	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 44
5146	diet special flavorless wild honey pie	1	decent	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 25
5147	mediocre practically non-alcoholic honey mead	1	decent	
5148	blinking tumbling honey dipper of extreme caution of the blizzard of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
5149	Usain Bolt's Tesla experienced honeybritches	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	huge skewed ribald honeycap of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	knitted Moonthril Circlet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	Moonthril Greaves of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	mirror ghostly Moonthril Flamberge of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	frightening Moonthril Longbow	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	friendly Moonthril Cuirass	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	wool plush alielf	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	tarnished polymerized vacuum-sealed cyan Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	purple blurry MacGyver's plush dogcat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	electrified plush hamsterpus	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	electrified plush ferrelf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	knitted plush alien hamsterpus	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	censurious plush mutated alielf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	wobbly lard-coated plush mutated alielephant of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	smooth girl	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	mirror top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	mirror synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	blurry elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	nitrogenated mirror transporter transponder	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	shaking Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	triple-distilled smooth upside-down Saison du Lune	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Moonthril Schnapps	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	bad Wrecked Generator	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	yummy fuchsia Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	adequate Crepes a la Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	flavorless diet green Moon Pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	ionized frozen maroon bouncing Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	polymerized double-irradiated shaking Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	anodized 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	gray skewed Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	adjusted cold-filtered bouncing honey stick	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 28
5189	tarnished dry dry green double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	rosewater-soaked wholesome weightlifter's Operation Patriot Shield	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	modified vacuum-sealed corrupted data	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	purple Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	Lo Pan's Great S-Cape	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	blinking Jack Frost's Marvelous Unitard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	powdered gooey paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	powdered beastly paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	powdered spinning red paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	denatured ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	pickled greasy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dehydrated twirling bouncing upside-down bug paste	1	good	Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	boiled mirror hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	mixed upside-down orc paste	1	decent	Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	compressed demonic paste	1	good	Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	vaporized cyan jittery indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	dried paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	denatured skewed wobbly goblin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	distilled pirate paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	twisted skewed squat chlorophyll paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	boiled paste	1	good	Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	diluted Mer-kin paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	modified squat slimy paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	pickled upside-down penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	vaporized gray elemental paste	1	decent	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	powdered cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	compressed red skewed hobo paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	distilled yellow Crimbo paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	twirling upside-down green fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	yummy half-sized Ur-Donut	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	narrow spinning The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	blurry box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	lousy triple-distilled bucket of wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	flavorless diet fancy ultrafondue	1	decent	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	upside-down borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	Rosewater's shining halo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	Socratic furry halo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	bouncing dog trainer's frosty halo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	friendly time halo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	aged irresponsibly strong Lumineux Limnio	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	tolerable spirit-forward skewed Morto Moreto	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	tolerable Temps Tempranillo	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	lousy weak Bordeaux Marteaux	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	mediocre boozy Fromage Pinotage	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	artisanal Beignet Milgranet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	practically non-alcoholic bad Muschat	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	normal small shaking cool jelly donut	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	normal shrapnel jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	snack-sized stale wobbly occult jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	bland thyme jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	snack-sized stale pulsating blue danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	big rotten squat smashed danish	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	thick adequate forbidden danish	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	half-sized stale cool cat claw	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	rotten blunt cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	toothsome pulsating shadowy cat claw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	spoiled shaking cheezburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	diet adequate toasted brie	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	corrupted wobbly ghostly potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	irradiated cold-filtered too legit potion	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	ionized polymerized twirling huge Bright Water	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	wet boiled blue cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	corrupted blinking shaking graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	tarnished anodized diffused shaking shaking cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	cold-filtered upside-down potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	modified enhanced gray jittery potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	diffused double-colloidal jittery potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	modified potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	quadruple-colloidal anodized potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	yellow holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	ghostly friendly hammerus	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	medical-grade blunt icepick	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	fireproof fluorescent lightbulb	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	sizzling blammer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	perfumed clock-cleaning hammer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	blinking broken clock of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	greasy dethklok	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	olive wizardly glacial clock	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	squat huge d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	gray spinning d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	tumbling generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	skewed gray blurry generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	twirling slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy half-sized phish stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	wobbly jittery fireproof greasy Sinatra's plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	spinning Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	tumbling Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	family-friendly Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	shaking clever personal trainer's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	mirror sinister Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	tumbling chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	triple-modified warmed ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	deionized polarized necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	liquefied frozen shaking bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	colloidal modified chilled whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	ionized narrow gray press-on ribs	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	non-moist diffused triple-anodized ghostly Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	alkaline Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	nitrogenated yellow Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	pickled ionized enhanced yellow Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	enhanced wet fuchsia narrow Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	mediocre Ecto-Cooler	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	perfectly mixed Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	tolerable weak Blood Light	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	watered-down hand-crafted squat Silver Bullet beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	aged red Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	tumbling ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	chilled denatured mirror sorority brain	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	non-Vulcanized Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	adjusted vacuum-sealed pickled blinking drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	huge extra-see-thru nightie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	MacGyver's groovy BRAINS shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	executive Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	sizzling scrunchie	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	dog trainer's beefcake's extremely skinny jeans	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	ghostly curative dance instructor's The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	yellow blurry mirror scorching vibrating The Necbromancer's Stein of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	Newton's The Necbromancer's Shorts of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	prompt frosty resourceful The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	jittery The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	mediocre pulsating The Cooler Out of Space	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	blurry The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	wobbly sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	alkaline Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	spinning death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	blurry pulsating A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	maroon The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	avaricious plastic trollipop	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	red razor-sharp plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	healthy plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	rosewater-soaked plastic colollilossus	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	avaricious steel-toed plastic Big Candy	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	cyan spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	pickled jittery groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lime green lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	spinning blurry bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	tumbling strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	fortified ridiculous belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	ridiculous earring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	pulsating ridiculous sunglasses of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	enchanted normal blue ridiculous sandwich	3	good	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	lousy ridiculous cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	sinister zombie monkey necklace of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
5392	yellow Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	squat sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	frozen quantum skewed peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	moldy peppermint patty	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	bouncing lime green peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	wobbly candy cane of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	blurry Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	Jim Carey's Fonzie's Rosewater's cane-mail shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	reassuring dog trainer's deadly cane-mail pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	artisanal distilled huge narrow Vodka Matryoshka	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	bad Gin Mint	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	acceptable extra-dry Tequiz Navidad	5	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	perfectly mixed Mint Yulep	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	bad Crimbojito	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	perfectly mixed tumbling Sangria de Menthe	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	green licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	polarized non-frozen licorice root	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	quadruple-diffused unsweetened shaking banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	electrified pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	quadruple-quantum concentrated mirror lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	polymerized adjusted kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	nitrogenated electrified shaking strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	skewed family-friendly bananarama bangle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	zippy pair of pearidot earrings	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	tourmalime tourniquet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	wobbly squat kumquartz ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	mirror censurious strawberyl necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	Jeselnik's brainy sucker bucket	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	sucker hakama of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	weightlifter's sucker kabuto	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	yellow ruddy sucker tachi	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	mirror sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	boiled fudge lily	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	bouncing narrow ghostly superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	pressed fuchsia blinking fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	bland fudgesicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	squat The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	bouncing spinning miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	non-anodized maroon devilish folio	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	spinning dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	upside-down furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	red vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	narrow lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	huge blurry jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	bouncing avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	squat gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	alkaline Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	moldy fudge bunny	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	Jeselnik's supercharged healthy fudgecycle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	mirror fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	maroon mirror Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	super-polarized resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	triple-Vulcanized ionized resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	moist resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	nitrogenated frozen skewed resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	triple-dry pickled fuchsia resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	colloidal ionized resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	pickled huge skewed resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	dry resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	concentrated resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	narrow tumbling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	aerosolized jittery bouncing gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	non-concentrated altered gummi snake	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	aerosolized ionized bouncing tumbling blue gummi canary	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	enchanted yummy green shaking gummi bear	3	awesome	Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	decent tiny gummi bear	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	rotten gummi bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	spoiled massive drunki-bear	6	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	bland immense drunki-bear	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	small decent blinking drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	thinker's gummi bowtie	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	cool fudge pocket square	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	flame-wreathed lollipop cufflinks	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	cyan trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	huge belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	teal tumbling belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	super-alkaline pickled squat gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	galvanized gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	ionized gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	shaking heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	hardened brainy Big Candy's tophat	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	tumbling Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	huge Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	huge shaking Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	jumbo spoiled jerky coins	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	perfectly mixed pulsating maroon Go-Wassail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	frozen Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	quadruple-electrified diffused upside-down bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	triple-pressed cyan wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	pulsating Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	teal Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	squat Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	maroon pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	narrow pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	cyan pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	twirling twirling pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	blinking pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	shaking green blurry pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	tumbling pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	triple-boiled double-frozen blue Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	big adequate fancy berries of suffering	5	good	Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	anodized purple baobab sap	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	cyan magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	ionized teal Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	weak lousy blue jittery Barulio's bottle	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	galvanized moist altered squat spinning Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	squat Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	wobbly prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	gray half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	galvanized colloidal red desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	manspreader's curative Leapin' Trousers	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5544	bad practically non-alcoholic special skewed eggnog	1	decent	Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	delicious bouncing hamhock	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	upside-down The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	olive Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	wobbly purple Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	twirling The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	cyan Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	padded Trusty	0		Damage Absorption: +20
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	improved vacuum-sealed quadruple-energized fireclutch	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 32
5556	jittery Rain-Doh wings of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	huge avaricious inspector's Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	blinking tumbling lard-coated supercharged Rain-Doh lantern	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	narrow Sherlock's Socratic Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	huge yummy jittery PB&BP	7	awesome	
5566	normal club sandwich	3	good	
5567	normal olive corned-beef Reuben	3	good	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	distilled perfectly mixed enchanted gray Drac & Tan	5	EPIC	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	lousy Transylvania Sling	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	perfectly mixed enchanted practically non-alcoholic Shot of the Living Dead	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	watered-down perfectly mixed Buttery Knob	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	perfectly mixed squat Slippery Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	spirit-forward aged cyan narrow Flaming Knob	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	artisanal Grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	acceptable ghostly Locust	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	smooth Plague of Locusts	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	mediocre twirling Red Dwarf	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	perfectly mixed Golden Mean	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	tolerable practically non-alcoholic jittery Green Giant	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	extra-dry special perfectly mixed Aye Aye	5	EPIC	Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	tolerable strong Aye Aye, Captain	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	fortified lousy Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	lousy upside-down Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	smooth narrow More Humanitini than Humanitini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	bad special spinning upside-down maroon Oh, the Humanitini	4	decent	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	tolerable Great Older Fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	drinkable Fuzzy Tentacle	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	weak hand-crafted Crazymaker	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	extra-dry artisanal mirror Zoodriver	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	artisanal Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	mediocre fancy wobbly Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	decent	Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	triple-distilled drinkable spinning Suffering Sinner	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	drinkable lime green Suppurating Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	watered-down acceptable Sizzling Sinner	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	acceptable maroon Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Earth and Firewater	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	bad watered-down Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	mediocre Slimosa	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	artisanal practically non-alcoholic olive Extra-slimy Slimosa	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	aged Slimebite	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	drinkable Cement Mixer	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	acceptable Jackhammer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	hand-crafted upside-down Dump Truck	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	acceptable high-proof maroon Fauna Libre	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	bad Chakra Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	perfectly mixed Aura Libre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	perfectly mixed weak Sazerorc	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	perfectly mixed Sazuruk-hai	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	hand-crafted watered-down Flaming Sazerorc	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	hand-crafted weak Green Velvet	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	mediocre watered-down Green Muslin	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	perfectly mixed green Green Burlap	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Mohobo	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Moonshine Mohobo	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	bad weak Flaming Mohobo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	watered-down acceptable shaking Drunken Philosopher	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	mediocre Drunken Neurologist	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	lousy Drunken Astrophysicist	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	artisanal Dark & Starry	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	practically non-alcoholic aged gray Black Hole	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	mediocre Event Horizon	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	drinkable watered-down Herring Daiquiri	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	tolerable Herring Wallbanger	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	bad Herringtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	tolerable watered-down bouncing Lollipop Drop	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	aged watered-down Candy Alexander	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	perfectly mixed spinning Candicaine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	tolerable blinking Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	tolerable mirror Flying Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	smooth huge Flaming Caipiranha	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	smooth Punchplanter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	tolerable spinning Doublepunchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	high-proof tolerable Haymaker	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	narrow Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	tumbling crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	low-calorie moldy fungus	1	crappy	
5642	blinking ghostly poisoned dart	0		
5643	tarnished improved moist stone wool	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 40
5644	stones	0		
5645	wobbly the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	huge calendar fragment	0		
5647	calendar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
5648	zippy Boris's Helm of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	hardened staph of homophones of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Alters Page Text
5650	Sinatra's experienced stylish Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	olive key-o-tron	0		
5654	half-sized moldy nailswurst	2	crappy	
5655	watered-down acceptable wobbly used beer	2	good	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	lime green flame-wreathed insulting hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	supercool offensive moustache	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
5661	asbestos-lined hairshirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	tumbling How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	upside-down puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	adequate ghostly bouncing red fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	good	
5671	tolerable slap and slap again	4	good	
5672	squat squat gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	denatured narrow watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	blinking pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	flame-wreathed Ze&trade; goggles	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	narrow supercharged stylish swimsuit of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	wobbly lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	snack-sized bland spinning P.B.L.T.	2	decent	
5682	blue note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	stylish UV monocular	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
5689	purple drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	squat Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	lime green pacification grenade	0		
5692	studded quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +80
5693	narrow blinking energetic phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	bouncing bugbear detector of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5696	ghostly squat bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	blurry The Lost Glasses of chilblains of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5699	mirror The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	ghostly crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	upside-down tumbling red wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	blurry Sherlock's brainy wax hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	narrow miser's wax pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	shaking FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	boiled dry blurry drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	horrifying scorching fireman's helmet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	mirror blurry dangerous fire axe	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	flame-wreathed baleful fire extinguisher of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	blurry Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	diet decent gray mirror FDKOL hotcakes	1	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	ghostly hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	flavorless gigantic fiery wing	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	wings of fire of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	blinking ribald FDKOL fire hose	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	deionized quadruple-galvanized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	spinning hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	curative boxer's hot daub bun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	censurious Socratic hot daub stand	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	rock-hard foot-long hot daub of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	flavorless angst burger	3	decent	
5731	aged 5-hour acrimony	4	awesome	
5732	jittery blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	bland huge forbidden sausage	7	decent	
5735	Lord Flameface's cloak of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	wet wet Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 38
5737	irradiated tumbling daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	educational Camp Scout backpack	0		Experience: +1, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	toothsome bag of GORP	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	weak lousy water purification pills	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	bad enchanted practically non-alcoholic CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	1	decent	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	special half-sized normal olive bag of GORF	2	good	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	spoiled bag of QWOP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	tarnished spinning CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	twirling CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	aged jittery CSA cheerfulness ration	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	massive tasty crappy brain	6	awesome	
5753	decent jumbo decent brain	5	good	
5754	adequate jittery good brain	4	good	
5755	bland tiny boss brain	1	decent	
5756	yummy green tumbling shaking hunter brain	4	awesome	
5758	tumbling greedy vibrating beefcake's Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	Jack Frost's Socratic staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50
5760	spinning scandalous friendly brawny staff	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
5761	blinking razor-sharp stylish slick Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Moxie: 35, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	gray personal trainer's Herculean Superhero Reboots	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
5764	scandalous fuzzy busby of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	twirling Fonzie's Samson's fuzzy earmuffs	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	bouncing grievous slick thinker's fuzzy montera	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	blinking gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	twirling Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	shaking healthy thinker's Barney's rake	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
5778	rotten fancy idiot brain	3	crappy	Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 10
5779	MacGyver's keel-haulin' knife	0		Maximum MP: +100
5780	narrow wool ice cream scoop	0		Cold Resistance: +1
5781	smooth soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	awesome	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	gray thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	Usain Bolt's lard-coated right bear arm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	wobbly stanky dangerous Fonzie's left bear arm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	veiny Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Maximum HP: +10
5794	energized oxidized Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 55
5795	aerosolized blue tumbling Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 31
5796	ionized activated bouncing Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 56
5797	diffused aerosolized tumbling Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 12
5798	modified polarized denatured Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 67
5799	moist electrified red eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 66
5800	activated quantum diffused Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 41
5801	denatured ionized dry Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 66
5802	pickled shaking wobbly huge perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 61
5803	quadruple-deionized electrified White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 40
5804	cold-filtered Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 43
5805	non-ionized breath mint	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 13
5806	denatured blurry muesli	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 46
5807	altered oxidized bouncing glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 53
5808	corrupted Vulcanized glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 31
5809	vacuum-sealed Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61
5810	boiled Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 40
5811	adjusted tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 36
5812	boiled skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 28
5813	quadruple-pickled diffused smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 16
5814	polarized blob of acid	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 55
5815	aerosolized magnetized flayed mind	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 59
5816	non-oxidized adjusted kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 23
5817	super-ionized pressed vacuum-sealed forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 41
5818	colloidal jittery Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 21
5819	anodized pickled gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 44
5820	super-diffused narrow bull blubber	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 49
5821	aerosolized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 19
5822	dry flattened gazely stare	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 48
5823	triple-ionized spinning canopic jar	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 24
5824	double-quantum concentrated clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 56
5825	anodized Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 38
5826	aerosolized oxidized shaking zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 65
5827	colloidal tumbling red skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 54
5828	polarized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 58
5829	irradiated ghostly janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 40
5830	extra-corrupted ghostly pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 54
5831	moist cold-filtered pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 44
5832	boiled secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 56
5833	nitrogenated upside-down lime green brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 19
5834	corrupted spinning holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 42
5835	quadruple-modified green scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 51
5836	altered boiled embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 13
5837	unsweetened blinking Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 33
5838	improved activated Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 39
5839	non-nitrogenated Vulcanized wobbly ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 34
5840	unsweetened deionized Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 65
5841	double-nitrogenated vacuum-sealed A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 27
5842	enhanced toothbrush	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 11
5843	enhanced moist teal pulsating pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 54
5844	boiled modified una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 54
5845	unsweetened nitrogenated double-irradiated cyan compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 12
5846	super-galvanized maroon salt water taffy	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 44
5847	chilled blinking unholy water	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 17
5848	quadruple-pickled tarnished red Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 35
5849	dry dry handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 41
5850	Vulcanized pulsating space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
5851	ionized triple-aerosolized blurry jittery temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 64
5852	quantum blurry oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 61
5853	activated stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 43
5854	ionized BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 29
5855	improved Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 38
5856	dry Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 55
5857	polymerized colloidal lime green grey cube	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 28
5858	colloidal irradiated upside-down votive candle	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 52
5859	boiled wobbly booby trap	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 26
5860	concentrated Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 63
5861	improved non-liquefied jittery good ash	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 11
5862	bouncing Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	cold-filtered diffused extra-modified papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	magnetized papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	ionized corrupted papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the detective of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	MacGyver's Oprah's papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	shaking crafty papier-masque of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	mirror prompt therapeutic papier-mitre	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	twirling squat ghostly Sinatra's strapping papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	ghostly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	bouncing papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	toasty Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Hot Damage: +5
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	huge packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	olive skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	up-at-dawn veiny Sinatra's skeleton skis	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	normal low-calorie cyan skeleton quiche	1	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	red skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	clever therapeutic sinister Herculean Bonestabber	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	tolerable pulsating crystal skeleton vodka	3	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	spinning Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	beefy auxiliary backbone	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	red ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	super-pressed vacuum-sealed blue that gum you like	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 49
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	jittery Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	ghostly avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	pulsating canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	altered blurry blurry Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	blurry jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	tumbling jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	upside-down pixel energy tank	0		
5908	tumbling ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	pulsating smelly strapping wedding ring	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	ghostly nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	Sinatra's Solstice Shield of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
5913	polarized pressed magnetized bouncing green candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	pickled teal sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	ionized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	triple-nitrogenated polarized bouncing sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	warmed frozen cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	mirror energetic plastic animelf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	tumbling plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	shaking supercool plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	wobbly Tesla plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	sinister plastic MechaElf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	blurry plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	wobbly electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	ghostly brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	huge bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	rosewater-soaked wizardly plastic four-shadowed mime of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	huge upside-down occult Socratic plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	perfumed electrified plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	spinning ribald fortified plastic Lord Flameface	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	sinister plastic Beebee King	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	upside-down rosewater-soaked plastic Queen Bee	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	clever plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	tumbling ribald plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	asbestos-lined plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	gravedigger's plastic spiderbugbear	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	blue occult plastic peacannon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	plastic the Free Man of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	plastic fire servant of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	curative plastic mumblebee	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	huge ghostly sinister plastic moneybee	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	fuchsia beefcake's plastic beebee queue	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	olive blinking padded plastic buzzerker	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	olive plastic bee swarm of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	narrow cool plastic batbugbear	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	pulsating jittery plastic bugaboo of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	narrow prompt plastic ops bugbear	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	clever plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	pulsating Tesla plastic cavebugbear	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	lime green smartaleck's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	skewed manspreader's plastic angry space marine	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	lime green medical-grade plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	supercharged plastic Father McGruber	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	olive strapping plastic blazing bat	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	miser's Fonzie's electronic dulcimer pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	shaking A-Boo clue	0		
5965	knitted Frown Exerciser of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	narrow soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	teal soul coin	0		
5969	purple bouncing soul knife	0		
5970	squat gravedigger's soul mask	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	shaking record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	twirling record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	executive strapping silent beret of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	decent slice of pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	teal star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	bad tankard of ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	boxer's brainy cloth cap of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	shaking purple horrifying wicked iron dagger of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	bland mirror hamburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	ghostly wobbly dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	weak bad bottle of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	blinking round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	flame-retardant smelly ruddy iron helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	dance instructor's wizardly steel sword of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	rotten shaking whole roasted chicken	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	teal massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	huge extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	watered-down enchanted acceptable maroon shining goblet	2	good	Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	blue fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	double-paned scorching chaotic crown	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	ghostly friendly hale sword of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	auspicious weightlifter's Helm of the Scream Emperor of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	olive ribald hardened dance instructor's Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	family-friendly Tesla beefy Sword of Dark Omens	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	sinister smartaleck's Shield of Icy Fate of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	purple scorching rosy-cheeked rock-hard Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	blurry perfumed electrified vibrating Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	hardened occult wizardly Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	family-friendly smelly personal trainer's Belt of Howling Anger	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	savvy logging hatchet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
6011	orc wrist of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
6012	savvy freshwater pearl necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
6013	tumbling Usain Bolt's orcish stud-finder of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80
6014	lard-coated screwing pooch	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6015	dry anodized pulsating orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 58
6016	altered warmed jittery orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 24
6017	alkaline aerosolized bouncing orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
6018	lousy olive backwoods screwdriver	3	decent	
6019	wobbly stiffened loadstone	0		Damage Reduction: 1
6020	mirror energetic Claybender glasses of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6021	gray thinker's Duskwalker fangs of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	fuchsia up-at-dawn extremely unsafe Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	spinning Whatsian Ionic Pliers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6025	polarized Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 37
6026	skewed Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	blurry arcane researcher's dress pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	badge of authority of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6032	mirror manspreader's stylish motorcycle boots	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
6033	Lo Pan's stolen necklace of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6034	zippy troll britches of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	improved flattened jittery vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 48
6036	drinkable fuchsia artisanal limoncello	3	good	
6037	jittery ginger ale	0		
6038	decent incredible pizza	3	good	
6039	Annie Oakley's Newton's oil cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	vibrating wizardly oil lamp	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6041	oil slacks of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	occult oil pan	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6043	twirling boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	twirling bouncing BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	banded groovy Misty Cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
6048	energetic veiny Misty Robe	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6049	Socratic brawny Misty Cape of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	tasty bite-sized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	perfectly mixed shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	oxidized gray Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	yellow bouncing psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	Da Vinci's Meatcleaver of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	skewed asbestos-lined Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	censurious Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	brainy Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	squat dog trainer's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	shaking narrow smooth Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	upside-down double-paned Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	red wobbly goblin collarbone	0		
6067	occult experienced Truthsayer	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	upside-down confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	frozen adjusted haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	tarnished energized blinking magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	boiled denatured shaking 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	strong hand-crafted McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	tasty haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	rosewater-soaked haggis socks	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	ghostly mirror Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	inspector's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	dance instructor's Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	ghostly Microplushie: Bropane of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	prompt Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	teal skewed coward's Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	sinister Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	dance instructor's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	supercharged Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	lime green Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	supercool Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	ghostly classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	toasty Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	bouncing homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	maroon Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	skewed Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	blinking Fonzie's cool Ginsu&trade;	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	tumbling bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	tumbling blurry CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	drinkable watered-down Chinese beer	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	blue rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	diffused bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	steel-toed boxer's novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	cyan pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	narrow manspreader's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	gray twirling piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	cyan toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	jittery wobbly battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	Temple Grandin's occult slick White Dragon Fang	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	pulsating stanky butterfly knife	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	yellow tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	squat aromatic weighted paperclip chain	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	squat rubber gloves of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	ghostly Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	decent tiny roasted duck	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	miniature rotten dead meat bun	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	lime green cat collar of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	nippy studded suspicious-looking fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	bland diet shaking carrot cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	acceptable carrot claret	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	distilled blinking carrot juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	spinning pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	toasty Newton's Byte	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	anger blaster of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	ribald doubt cannon	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	Jim Carey's fear condenser	0		Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	huge Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	commodore's hat of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	naval trousers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	huge quilted extremely unsafe deck cannon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	huge ornamental sextant of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	blue hale veiny Bloodbath	0		Maximum HP: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	artisanal Hundred Headed IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	fancy normal chum	3	good	Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	frozen crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 20
6172	modified polarized candy crayons	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	lime green forbidden Sinatra's pixel grappling hook	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	blurry cosmic dough	0		
6178	jittery upside-down cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	tumbling cosmic cream	0		
6183	tumbling bouncing cosmic fruit	0		
6184	electrified Jarlsberg's hat of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6185	adequate small consummate hard-boiled egg	2	good	
6186	bland consummate fried egg	4	decent	
6187	toothsome consummate egg salad	3	awesome	
6188	thick special moldy bouncing consummate bagel	5	crappy	Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 45
6189	moldy twirling olive wobbly consummate sliced bread	3	crappy	
6190	flavorless miniature consummate hot dog bun	2	decent	
6191	delicious blurry consummate brownie	4	awesome	
6192	rotten consummate toast	3	crappy	
6193	drinkable irresponsibly strong passable stout	9	good	
6194	rotten snack-sized consummate soup	2	crappy	
6195	normal consummate corn chips	3	good	
6196	small moldy consummate salad	2	crappy	
6197	rotten consummate salsa	3	crappy	
6198	moldy consummate sauerkraut	4	crappy	
6199	stale shaking consummate cheese slice	3	decent	
6200	decent miniature consummate melted cheese	2	good	
6201	stale thick consummate bacon	5	decent	
6202	yummy bite-sized consummate meatloaf	1	awesome	
6203	miniature enchanted delicious consummate steak	2	awesome	Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 35
6204	moldy consummate cuts	3	crappy	
6205	spoiled special small consummate frankfurter	2	crappy	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 5
6206	delicious consummate french fries	4	awesome	
6207	jumbo rotten consummate baked potato	5	crappy	
6208	high-proof perfectly mixed ghostly acceptable vodka	9	EPIC	
6209	tiny spoiled blue consummate ice cream	1	crappy	
6210	normal blinking consummate whipped cream	3	good	
6211	normal immense consummate cream	8	good	
6212	stale consummate strawberries	4	decent	
6213	bland consummate sorbet	3	decent	
6214	practically non-alcoholic bad blinking blue adequate rum	1	decent	
6215	mediocre blurry mediocre lager	4	decent	
6216	flavorless low-calorie immaculate grilled cheese	1	decent	
6217	stale blurry immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	decent	
6218	flavorless immaculate hot dog	3	decent	
6219	jumbo decent twirling immaculate egg salad sandwich	5	good	
6220	spoiled small perfect sandwich	2	crappy	
6221	immense spoiled perfect chef salad	8	crappy	
6222	small spoiled perfect breakfast	2	crappy	
6223	super-sized normal huge sublime deluxe hot dog	5	good	
6224	flavorless twirling sublime stew	3	decent	
6225	special delicious thick sublime nachos	5	awesome	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 10
6226	special bland jumbo blinking Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	5	decent	Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 35
6227	rotten miniature bouncing skewed Loaded Baked Potato	2	crappy	
6228	rotten Omega Sundae	3	crappy	
6229	special tolerable tumbling Das Sauerlager	3	good	Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 45
6230	high-proof mediocre squat Bologna Lambic	9	decent	
6231	perfectly mixed strong Vodka Dog	5	EPIC	
6232	weak enchanted drinkable lime green Disappointed Russian	2	good	Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 25
6233	lousy Chunky Mary	3	decent	
6234	delicious Nachojito	4	awesome	
6235	hand-crafted upside-down Le Roi	4	EPIC	
6236	drinkable Over Easy Rider	3	good	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	concentrated jittery cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 22
6240	energized electrified Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 29
6241	chilled censored can label	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 18
6242	alkaline polymerized ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 26
6243	dry chilled the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 32
6244	improved flattened cat's paw	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 30
6245	magnetized flattened squat maroon ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 40
6246	quantum wobbly demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 55
6247	ionized clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 52
6248	vacuum-sealed liquefied tumbling gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 33
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	flame-retardant frightening Van der Graaf sinister experienced numberwang of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6251	warmed enhanced scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	liquefied scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	wobbly pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	knitted supercool sage Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	blue Usain Bolt's studded groovy Staff of the Staff of Life of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +80, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	blurry stylish Staff of the Light Lunch of the blizzard of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	stanky toasty dog trainer's Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	upside-down supercharged dangerous Staff of the Hearty Dinner of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	mirror Jack Frost's brainy Staff of the All-Steak of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	scandalous manspreader's Van der Graaf Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	chaotic forbidden extremely unsafe Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	lime green jar of protein powder	0		
6267	stale grain of protein powder	3	decent	
6268	altered pec oil	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 40
6269	up-at-dawn gym membership card	0		Adventures: +5
6270	cold-filtered alkaline pulsating Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	squat horrifying supercool penguin keychain	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
6273	electrified frozen O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 48
6274	hand-crafted mirror upside-down open sauce	4	EPIC	
6275	forbidden brainy turkey leg	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6276	tolerable Ye Olde Meade	3	good	
6277	unsweetened pulsating Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 12
6278	blurry Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6280	executive artisanal rice peeler	0		Meat Drop: +40
6281	special adequate blue heirloom grape tomato	3	good	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 25
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	flame-retardant brown felt tophat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	aromatic veiny Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	wobbly gravedigger's vibrating Mark II Steam-Hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	ribald vibrating Mark III Steam-Hat of the wise owl of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	ghostly inspector's rosewater-soaked crafty curative wholesome Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	squat vibrating ruddy personal trainer's groovy Mark V Steam-Hat of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	knitted supercharged punk rock jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3
6292	twirling Jeselnik's hardy safety pin	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
6293	normal thick blue stolen sushi	5	good	
6294	squat blinking very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	huge model airship	0		
6300	diffused concentrated tumbling narrow Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 27
6301	frozen boiled jittery possibility potion	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 48
6302	yellow skewed eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	banded occult weightlifter's strapping Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: 20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	Usain Bolt's coward's Oprah's thinker's Jarlsberg's pan of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	skewed Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	polarized celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	pickled jittery celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	warmed twirling celestial au jus	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	warmed celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	educational Uncle Buck	0		Experience: +1, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	narrow pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	twirling inspector's cool SCUBA tank	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +15, Adventure Underwater
6316	maroon wizardly deep six-shooter of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6317	upside-down occult experienced sea chaps	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	sharpshooter's sea holster of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6319	boiled dry mirror blurry shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 64
6320	long-forgotten necklace of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6321	pearl	0		
6322	spinning sea lace	0		
6323	wobbly energetic weightlifter's jam band of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7
6324	purple avaricious gravedigger's nippy aquamariner's ring	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
6325	ghostly chilly manspreader's sage aquamariner's necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
6326	skewed MacGyver's stiffened pearl diver's ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
6327	resourceful boxer's pearl diver's necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
6328	skewed sushi doily	0		
6329	blurry scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	spinning family-friendly frosty nippy cozy scimitar	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable
6333	perfumed horrifying padded Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable
6334	aromatic Herculean cozy bazooka of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Breakable
6335	stanky foul-smelling sea mantle	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6336	ghostly spinning quilted sea shawl of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	occult sea cape of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	skewed saltwaterbed	0		
6339	forbidden muddy pirate hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	bouncing executive Annie Oakley's floral-print skirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	squat strapping spectral axe of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20
6342	pulsating dance instructor's Fonzie's super-strong air freshener	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6343	non-alkaline Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 36
6344	narrow Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	liquefied Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 41
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	moist red Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 22
6348	inspector's Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Item Drop: +15, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	lime green rock-hard Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	red ruddy Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	narrow extremely unsafe Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
6352	Mer-kin stopwatch of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +50
6353	lime green Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	moist twirling squat Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 18
6355	colloidal pressed squat Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 41
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	teal Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	mirror aromatic Mer-kin begsign	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	ionized adjusted jittery twirling blue pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	Vulcanized pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	activated polarized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	super-pickled blinking tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	tarnished Vulcanized red pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	denatured twirling pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	colloidal ghostly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	wobbly lump of clay	0		
6370	huge twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	tolerable skewed can of the cheapest beer	4	good	
6372	watered-down lousy bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	2	decent	
6373	drinkable single swig of vodka	4	good	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	mirror blurry padded testy toolbox	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	extra-nitrogenated magnetized cyan ph balancer	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 30
6381	oxidized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 69
6382	huge nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	good	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	fuchsia wood screw	0		
6386	ghostly balsa plank	0		
6387	blurry twirling blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	ionized fuchsia Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 29
6390	enhanced Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 49
6391	unsweetened electrified Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 66
6392	tumbling therapeutic scale-mail underwear of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	Vulcanized comb jelly	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 57
6394	blurry anemone sauce	0		
6395	olive inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	squat peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	tarnished pressed Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 47
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	liquefied electrified lime green tear	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 15
6402	dry triple-tarnished jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 58
6403	tarnished chilled wobbly lime green spinning grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 64
6404	anodized polymerized fuchsia violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 17
6405	ionized narrow worst candy	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15
6406	boiled fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 40
6407	skewed avaricious inspector's razor-sharp Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	ghostly Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	tasty flavorless gruel	3	awesome	
6416	snack-sized moldy mana curds	2	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	maroon pencil stub	0		
6419	dry tarnished blinking moth dust	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 55
6420	Vulcanized tarnished double-energized glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 54
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	stale fancy diet vampire chowder	1	decent	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 45
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	twirling Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	adequate Dreadsylvanian stew	3	good	
6427	bad irresponsibly strong Dreadsylvanian	7	decent	
6428	denatured shaking Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 12
6429	pickled energized Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 14
6430	squat miser's banded dreadful fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	Sherlock's dreadful sweater	0		Item Drop: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	tumbling strapping dreadful glove	0		Muscle: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	narrow Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	blue Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	fuchsia Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	wobbly Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	careful Annie Oakley's weightlifter's Covers-Your-Head	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	quilted boxer's Drapes-You-Regally of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	blurry nippy studded brawny Warms-Your-Tush	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	red wool chilly Helps-You-Sleep	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Blind
6444	Jeselnik's foul-smelling Quiets-Your-Steps of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6445	upside-down flame-wreathed Protects-Your-Junk of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6446	watered-down lousy Gets-You-Drunk	2	decent	
6447	wobbly asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's Great Wolf's headband of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	upside-down extremely unsafe brawny beefcake's Great Wolf's left paw	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	family-friendly supercool Great Wolf's right paw of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	Great Wolf's rocket launcher of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	energetic Socratic Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	polarized dry Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 26
6454	shaking mansplainer's hale zombie mariachi hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	aromatic Sinatra's zombie accordion of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	pulsating mirror Tesla sage zombie mariachi pants of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	hardened studded groovy HOA regulation book	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3
6458	auspicious censurious perfumed HOA zombie eyes	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	aromatic vibrating Mayor Ghost's toupee of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	ruddy extremely unsafe slick Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	skewed energetic groovy Mayor Ghost's khakis of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	skewed Usain Bolt's Mayor Ghost's gavel of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	rosy-cheeked personal trainer's Mayor Ghost's sash of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	snack-sized decent ghost pepper	2	good	
6469	ghostly manspreader's therapeutic Thunkula's drinking cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	lightning-fast scandalous Rosewater's Drunkula's cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	jittery Jim Carey's Drunkula's silky pants of wisdom of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	upside-down Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	fireproof greasy ribald Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Lo Pan's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
6475	enchanted drinkable high-proof jittery bouncing bottle of Bloodweiser	9	good	Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 5
6476	avaricious Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of courage of the cheetah	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	sizzling Samson's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	squat Usain Bolt's forbidden grievous Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	mirror smelly flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's energetic hale smartaleck's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6480	razor-sharp Unkillable Skeleton's shield of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
6481	brainy Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6482	censurious lard-coated Da Vinci's Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6483	Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	pulsating dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	enchanted normal Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	good	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 40
6489	bouncing music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	fuchsia wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	huge Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	green blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	drinkable bloody kiwitini	4	good	
6499	blurry moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	prompt family-friendly moon-amber necklace of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	personal trainer's Sinatra's cool hangman's hood	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6505	wobbly gravedigger's crafty ring finger ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
6506	twirling Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	ghostly cool iron ingot	0		
6508	therapeutic weightlifter's cool iron helmet	0		Muscle: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	educational cool iron breastplate of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15
6510	perfumed beefcake's cool iron greaves	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	pulsating healthy ghost shawl of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
6512	jittery mirror skull capacitor	0		
6513	wholesome warm fur	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6514	Sherlock's snowstick	0		Item Drop: +25
6515	mirror eerie fetish of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6516	drinkable stinkwater	3	good	
6517	lime green dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	stale accidental mutton	3	decent	
6519	tumbling auspicious flame-wreathed drafty drawers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	Rosewater's wolfskull mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	blinking steel-toed guts necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
6522	miser's smartaleck's groping claw	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10
6523	Annie Oakley's vengeful spirit	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
6524	frosty BOOtonniere	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6525	frozen ghost thread	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 47
6526	wool coward's bag of unfinished business	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +1
6527	healthy studded transparent pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	Jack Frost's hothammer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
6529	smooth distilled blinking yellow Thriller Ice	5	awesome	
6530	skewed red energetic grandfather watch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	mirror muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	blue gravedigger's razor-sharp spyglass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
6533	wobbly electrified vial of hot blood	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6534	remorseless knife of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6535	teal intimidating coiffure of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	asbestos-lined rock-hard cod cape	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5
6537	moldy massive blood sausage	8	crappy	
6538	blinking clever frying brainpan of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25
6539	personal trainer's ball and chain of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
6540	deadly dry bone	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6541	tailbone shield of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Thorns: 1
6542	tonguebone of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6543	bouncing grievous pogo stick of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
6545	censurious scorching weedy skirt of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	wobbly sizzling hardy pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	wobbly stench cluster	0		
6555	purple sleaze cluster	0		
6556	polymerized polymerized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 66
6557	dry phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 62
6558	anodized altered tumbling phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 21
6559	frozen activated gray phial of stench	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 63
6560	pressed polarized phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
6561	olive adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	twirling veiny hand of Mr. Cards	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	moldy snack-sized upside-down Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2	crappy	
6565	spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6566	big rotten fuchsia Dreadsylvanian pocket	5	crappy	
6567	moldy Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	4	crappy	
6568	flavorless half-sized maroon Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	decent	
6569	tolerable watered-down Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	good	
6570	mediocre watered-down skewed tumbling Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	decent	
6571	boozy drinkable Dreadsylvanian grimlet	5	good	
6572	delicious Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	awesome	
6573	drinkable distilled blinking Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	5	good	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	mirror huge length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	purple vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	bouncing fuchsia Jim Carey's hot dog wrapper	0		Monster Level: +25
6585	upside-down chilly debonair deboner of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6586	adjusted adjusted frozen huge chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 33
6587	baleful jar of frostigkraut	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6588	miser's gnawed-up dog bone of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
6589	lard-coated Grey Guanon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6590	huge Annie Oakley's MacGyver's steel-toed Engorged Sausages and You	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6591	hand-crafted watered-down dream of a dog	2	EPIC	
6592	lime green spinning scandalous steel-toed optimal spreadsheet of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	powdered twirling narrow epic cluster	1	decent	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	narrow shaking clockwork disc	0		
6599	blinking clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	blue bouncing clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	blurry clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	blinking clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	blurry clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	blurry clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	blurry clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	weak fancy mediocre Cold One	2	???	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 35
6616	flavorless enchanted spaghetti breakfast	3	???	Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 40
6617	tumbling over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	fuchsia folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	blurry folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	blue folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	squat squat folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	jittery folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	maroon folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	pulsating folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	blinking folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	ghostly spinning folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	ghostly folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	twirling clever stylish slide rule	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20
6649	dry mirror Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 66
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic ghostly stepmom's booze	1	EPIC	
6653	blurry surgical tape	0		
6654	yellow gravedigger's band T-shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6655	bad fountain 'soda'	4	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	jittery perfumed deadly pickelhaube	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	deionized warmed polymerized bouncing hair oil	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 37
6659	frozen diffused pulsating bouncing scrap	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 30
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	wobbly suspension bridge	0		
6662	tumbling blue stiffened groovy strapping Staff of the Lunch Lady of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	squat smelly deathchucks of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	blurry clay homunculus	0		
6671	tarnished colloidal super-moist blurry sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 35
6672	twirling huge grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	chilled non-modified tumbling superwater	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 15
6676	blurry ghostly Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	nasty Yearbook Club Camera	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	squat machete of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6680	delicious Cursed Punch	3	awesome	
6681	perfectly mixed watered-down ghostly gray Bowl of Scorpions	2	EPIC	
6682	artisanal Fog Murderer	3	EPIC	
6683	upside-down book of matches	0		
6684	tumbling surgical mask of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	Jack Frost's head mirror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	jittery cool half-size scalpel	0		Moxie: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	yellow wicked surgical apron	0		Spell Damage: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	tumbling bloodied surgical dungarees of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	lime green McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	red McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	narrow McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	blue mirror skewed boring binder clip	0		
6695	mirror McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	huge bowling ball	0		
6697	narrow moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	mirror dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	blurry crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	narrow scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	tumbling bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	special imitation White Russian	1	EPIC	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 15
6704	pulsating Jack Frost's sinister short-handled mop	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6705	bland snack-sized ghostly jungle floor wax	2	decent	
6706	red blinking smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	triple-cold-filtered spinning colorful toad	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 21
6708	purple crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	educational pygmy briefs of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	green short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	ribald grievous sphygmomanometer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
6716	diffused skewed bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 53
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	narrow avaricious smooth compression stocking	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30
6719	squat occult midriff scrubs of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25
6720	modified pill cup	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 65
6721	chilly studded Newton's water bottle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	warmed red pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 28
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	spoiled big exotic jungle fruit	5	crappy	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	blinking tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	twirling Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	shaking junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	ghostly tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	quadruple-boiled polarized bent scrap	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 52
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	wobbly lime green eternal car battery	0		
6742	jittery junk band of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
6743	weightlifter's junk trunks	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	junk-mail shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
6745	miniature normal junk food	2	good	
6746	weak lousy junk yard	2	decent	
6747	wobbly mansplainer's swordzall of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15
6748	ghostly arm buzzer of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6749	Sherlock's cool boilgun	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +25
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	blinking packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	bouncing skewed beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	tolerable can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	triple-distilled acceptable fancy can of Drooling Monk	10	good	Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	watered-down bad olive can of Impetuous Scofflaw	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	acceptable watered-down bottle of Old Pugilist	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	acceptable weak bottle of Professor Beer	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	lousy practically non-alcoholic bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	enchanted mediocre huge bottle of Race Car Red	4	decent	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	spirit-forward acceptable bottle of Greedy Dog	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	weak special artisanal bottle of Lambada Lambic	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's tin tam of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	modified tin cup	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	wholesome shellacked tin foil of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	mirror family-friendly banded wicked tin drum	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tumbling wobbly tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	bouncing tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	wobbly upside-down tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	aerosolized Vulcanized polarized olive foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 37
6777	activated maroon upside-down seal sweat	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 54
6778	polymerized chilled boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 39
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	ghostly skewed Oprah's dangerous studded sealhide shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
6781	purple dog trainer's Lo Pan's scabrous seal epaulets	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	rosewater-soaked chaotic seal medal of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
6784	narrow deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	non-anodized disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 67
6796	super-corrupted Vulcanized huge disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 39
6797	super-liquefied adjusted mirror disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 56
6798	double-diffused tarnished blurry twirling red disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 23
6799	irradiated disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 19
6800	dry upside-down disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 60
6801	cold-filtered tarnished blue tumbling disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 47
6802	denatured tumbling disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 20
6803	improved disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 20
6804	diffused twirling disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
6805	magnetized pulsating disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 19
6806	irradiated triple-dry purple disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 17
6807	frightening ruddy The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	squat beer-battered accordion of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	twirling bouncing vibrating baritone accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	sage mama's squeezebox	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	squat dance instructor's guancertina	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	huge cool accordion file	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	tumbling padded accord ion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	upside-down therapeutic bone bandoneon	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	brawny pentatonic accordion	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	twirling smartaleck's non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	wobbly squat aromatic friendly Accordion of Jordion	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	Samson's autocalliope	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	bouncing zippy accordionoid rocca	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	veiny pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	spinning knitted wholesome ghost accordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	rosewater-soaked peace accordion	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	spinning foul-smelling alarm accordion	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	executive Sinatra's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	Sherlock's frosty KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
6828	enchanted triple-distilled hand-crafted discocktail	7	EPIC	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 30
6829	cyan huge KoL Con X Bingo Card of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6830	cyan mirror Temporal Tempera Tube of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
6831	concentrated modified gray Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 55
6832	skewed Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	improved tumbling Milk Studs	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 44
6834	colloidal liquefied improved box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 26
6835	energized wet shaking bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 23
6836	triple-liquefied blinking PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 42
6837	energized super-denatured Swizzler	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 46
6838	super-altered activated fuchsia Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 28
6839	double-flattened non-energized vacuum-sealed jam	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 34
6840	quantum non-polymerized Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 23
6841	super-corrupted polarized ghostly 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 29
6842	anodized skewed lime green twirling vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 52
6843	polarized moist bone bons	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 64
6844	wet huge ironic mint	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 12
6845	blue ghostly unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
6849	magnetized blinking red Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 37
6850	cyan horrifying energetic sturdy cane of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
6851	tumbling huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	spinning chaotic Bal-musette accordion	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	skewed Cajun accordion of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	wizardly quirky accordion	0		Mysticality: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	spinning Jeselnik's sizzling Skipper's accordion	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	lightning-fast family-friendly manspreader's brawny Pantsgiving	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	stale cyan can of sardines	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	adequate high-calorie sugar substitute	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	bland narrow pat of butter	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	tasty dinner roll	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	normal mashed potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	thick rotten tumbling whole turkey leg	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	big special stale deviled egg	5	decent	Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	enhanced finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	frozen improved maroon pulsating dented spoon	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	diffused warmed love note	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	twirling purple school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	extra-dry nail file	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	adjusted aerosolized ionized purple candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	flattened double-altered post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	gray pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	blurry pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	tumbling auspicious manspreader's cool bowl of petunias of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	ghostly steel-toed stylish power sock of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	skewed narrow purple horrifying shellacked thinker's wool sock of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	bouncing pulsating dangerous Fonzie's experienced moustache sock of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	warmed narrow spirit gum	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 29
6886	pulsating spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	skewed spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	skewed blinking spirit bed	0		
6891	teal zippy sizzling Da Vinci's spirit bell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	extra-energized non-liquefied spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	boiled irradiated double-warmed ghostly freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	modified boiled blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	ionized alkaline double-unsweetened jittery handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	ionized oxidized twirling tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed pickled teal Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	yellow Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	olive experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	yellow curative Fonzie's flask flops	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6903	pickled nuts	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	extra-deionized tarnished bouncing bolts	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	flavorless blinking gingerbread robot	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	yummy half-sized petit 4.1	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	stale blurry nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	fortified plastic GORM-8	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	careful plastic warbear	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	plastic Toybot of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	veiny plastic warbear fortress	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	Sherlock's Van der Graaf plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	blinking warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	tumbling Tesla ruddy dance instructor's warbear hoverbelt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	bouncing warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	polymerized warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	dry modified warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	super-quantum warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	low-calorie rotten yellow warbear feasting bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	normal cyan warbear warrior bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	adequate miniature maroon warbear thermoregulator bread	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic warbear feasting mead	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	hand-crafted warbear bearserker mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	artisanal triple-distilled blue warbear blizzard mead	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	ghostly avaricious boxer's warbear plain fedora of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	shaking executive warbear feathered fedora	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	executive shellacked brainy warbear fedora	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	mirror bouncing zippy gravedigger's foul-smelling warbear plain helm	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	skewed dog trainer's warbear spiked helm	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	wobbly Van der Graaf warbear electro-spiked helm of chilblains of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	jittery huge ghostly lion tamer's hardy shellacked warbear plain ushanka	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	green bouncing up-at-dawn warbear lined ushanka	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	Van der Graaf stiffened warbear heated ushanka of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	clever hardened studded warbear party pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	quilted warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	cyan Jeselnik's slick warbear high festival pants of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	sharpshooter's healthy warbear battle greaves of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	warbear officer greaves of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	greedy rosewater-soaked Tesla warbear bearserker greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	jittery therapeutic smartaleck's stylish warbear johns	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	shaking lime green wool warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	prompt zippy padded warbear johns	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	upside-down bouncing fuchsia Sherlock's baleful warbear goggles	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	Da Vinci's warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	extremely unsafe educational stylish warbear polarized goggles	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	zippy double-paned manspreader's warbear laser bowtie	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	warbear plasma bowtie of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	narrow huge greedy clever fortified warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	skewed frosty steel-toed warbear warscarf of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	scorching warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	fireproof Jack Frost's warbear warscarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	tumbling careful warbear foil hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	purple pulsating warbear oil pan of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	pulsating warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	avaricious warbear exhaust manifold	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	upside-down huge warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	twirling warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	purple warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	twirling warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	narrow warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	bouncing warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	gray warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blue blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	jittery die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	dance instructor's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	deadly die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	bouncing tumbling experienced die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	nasty die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	narrow Temple Grandin's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	Fonzie's die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	skewed zippy die-cast middle-management elf	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	fireproof die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	crafty die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	zippy die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	shaking perfumed die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	blue die-cast death ray in a pear tree of extreme caution of horror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	die-cast turtle mech of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	blinking Annie Oakley's die-cast Swiss hen	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	Van der Graaf die-cast killing bird	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	green therapeutic die-cast ring	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	huge die-cast goose a-laying of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	smartaleck's die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	shellacked die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	shaking scorching die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	vibrating die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	personal trainer's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	green foul-smelling beefcake's die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	jittery yellow zippy die-cast Don Crimbo of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	jittery die-cast Uncle Hobo of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	squat censurious Socratic die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	cold-filtered energized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	teal lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	boiled blinking handful of Smithereens	1	good	Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	diet decent Every Day is Like This Sundae	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	stale massive bouncing narrow Miserable Pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	gigantic adequate This Charming Flan	8	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	perfectly mixed Irish Coffee, English Heart	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Strikes Again Bigmouth	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	fancy acceptable tumbling Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	good	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	blurry Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	Jeselnik's careful shellacked extremely unsafe Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	family-friendly ribald lion tamer's healthy Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	ribald experienced supercool Sheila Take a Crossbow of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	skewed Tesla rosy-cheeked wicked A Light that Never Goes Out of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	thinker's strapping Half a Purse of terror of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	stiffened baleful smartaleck's Hairpiece On Fire of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	shaking Sherlock's frosty wizardly Vicar's Tutu of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	double-paned lard-coated extremely unsafe Hand in Glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	narrow wholesome Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	rock-hard beefy Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	pulsating censurious dog trainer's crafty Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	banded extremely unsafe Saucepanic of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	twirling scandalous Frankly Mr. Shank of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	personal trainer's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	sharpshooter's third-hand lantern	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	normal pickled egg	3	good	
7033	mirror yellow cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	shaking warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	modified tumbling warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	upside-down warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	bouncing bouncing warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	cyan warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	extra-modified ionized blurry glass slipper	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	vaporized bouncing upside-down wobbly maroon antimatter wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	concentrated polymerized warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	irradiated alkaline warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	flattened huge warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	lime green broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	decent miniature purple warbear gyro	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	cold-filtered recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	spinning warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	blinking warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	moldy breakfast mess	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	mirror warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	adequate blinking breakfast miracle	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	non-colloidal irradiated energized Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	pulsating hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	denatured wobbly pulsating grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	ghostly grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	dry quantum upside-down single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	wet extra-denatured blinking single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 36
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	fancy immense adequate olive snow berries	7	good	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	adequate fancy spinning ice harvest	3	good	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	polymerized frost flower	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	anodized extra-anodized snow cleats	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	dry liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	upside-down snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	small fancy flavorless snow crab	2	decent	Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	tolerable Ice Island Long Tea	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	jittery ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	pulsating ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	asbestos-lined snow mobile	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	shaking rock-hard ice bucket	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	censurious therapeutic snow shovel	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	reassuring Temple Grandin's bod-ice of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	shaking wool Jeselnik's mansplainer's fortified snow belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	electrified Rosewater's cool brainy ice nine	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	lousy watered-down En Una Fila Tequila	2	decent	
7091	skewed Skully's hot chocolate	1	decent	
7092	Annie Oakley's Oprah's warbear dress helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	wholesome warbear dress bracers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	blurry inspector's warbear dress greaves of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	aromatic sweatband of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	veiny gym shorts of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	gravedigger's ankleweights of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	executive occult razor-sharp sweat socks of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	olive huge pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	boiled Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	lime green spinning pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	modified powder	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	baleful licorice whip	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	strong perfectly mixed spinning snakebite	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	mirror lard-coated Sinatra's candy stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	half-sized bland pecan	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	moldy enchanted pecan pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	spoiled miniature maroon candy mountain oyster	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	perfectly mixed chocotini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	Rosewater's chocolate rabbit's foot of the detective of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	rotten candy carrot	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	yummy immense candy carrot cake	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	asbestos-lined frosty carrot-on-a-stick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	olive experienced weasel stomping pants of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	half-sized moldy mulberry	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	acceptable mulled berry wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	twirling vibrating lemon party hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	twirling bouncing shaking resourceful lemon shirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	inspector's lemon drop trousers	0		Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	extra-colloidal ghostly lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	rosy-cheeked groovy gummi sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	tarnished alkaline upside-down small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	enhanced Vulcanized gummi fang	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	flavorless leftover canap&eacute;s	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	perfectly mixed magnum of champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	dance instructor's strapping cow creamer of the empath	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	activated wobbly Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	bouncing lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	perfumed wolf whistle of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	spoiled twirling witch's bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	ionized witch's brew	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	blue miser's rosewater-soaked electrified witch's bra	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	bad mid-level medieval mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	alkaline unsweetened R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	alkaline ionized jittery hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	nitrogenated squat teal hare brush	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	forbidden hare pin of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	wobbly odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	small spoiled cinnamon cannoli	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	smooth wobbly expensive champagne	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	alkaline huge polo trophy	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	huge ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	skewed	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	squat parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's supercool fire hose	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	spoiled fireman's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	nasty stiffened plain paper hat of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	adequate fancy ice cream sandwich	4	good	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	dance instructor's &quot;honey&quot; dipper of Tarzan of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	bland tiny plumber's lunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	blurry narrow hardened Rosewater's cool skull gearshift knob	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	tiny rotten nachos of the night	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	clever hardy arcane researcher's Sketcherz&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	bland narrow can of Adultwitch&trade;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	modified aerosolized smudge stick	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	adjusted deionized adjusted wall	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	hand-crafted special spinning tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	galvanized warmed irradiated scroll case	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	polymerized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	delicious humble pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	spinning small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	dry energized skewed crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 48
7178	bouncing Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	lime green The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	mirror The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	ghostly Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	blinking Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	acceptable watered-down shaking unnamed cocktail	2	good	
7188	cyan handful of tips	0		
7189	sharpshooter's unrequired jacket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7190	tommy gun of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	gray huge throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	vibrating supercool breadchucks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10
7196	blurry shuriken salad	0		
7197	fuchsia jittery steel-toed combat fan	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7198	fuchsia twirling fireproof deadly silk skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blurry blowdart	0		
7200	hardened Buddy Bjorn	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	red huge asbestos-lined knitted The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5
7202	yummy sweet roll Alabama	3	awesome	
7203	mirror Annie Oakley's Saturday Night Special	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	fleetwood chain of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7206	perfectly mixed fancy Green Manalishi	3	EPIC	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 35
7207	squat yellow bouncing blade of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7208	blinking mirror mirror fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	ghostly blinking eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	wet spinning blinking eagle feather	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 60
7211	nitrogenated mirror one pill	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 28
7212	pulsating wicked Jefferson wings	0		Spell Damage: +5
7213	tumbling fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	blinking cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	toothsome fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	4	awesome	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	Samson's lynyrdskin cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	scorching lynyrdskin tunic	0		Hot Damage: +25
7219	jittery studded lynyrdskin breeches	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	ghostly cigarette lighter	0		
7221	narrow priceless diamond	0		
7222	bad skewed Flamin' Whatshisname	4	decent	
7223	extra-unsweetened huge lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 41
7224	Kashmir sweater of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7225	decent custard pie	3	good	
7226	tea for one	1	decent	
7227	mediocre extra-dry enchanted bottle of Evermore	5	decent	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 50
7228	purple box	0		
7229	perfectly mixed wine	3	EPIC	
7230	special practically non-alcoholic tolerable maroon rum	1	good	Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 45
7231	delicious enchanted Murderer's Punch	3	awesome	Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 30
7232	bland velvet cake	3	decent	
7233	modified letter	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 30
7234	zippy family-friendly book	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
7235	squat maroon scorching sinister masque	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
7236	pulsating careful red-hot poker	0		Monster Level: -10
7237	mirror Red X Shield	0		Item Drop: +5
7238	Usain Bolt's badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
7239	lion tamer's fortified shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2
7240	zippy rock-hard coat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20
7241	rock-hard shoe of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
7242	jittery lime green button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	double-improved narrow blood cells	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 20
7245	super-dry skewed eye	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 56
7246	lime green glark cable	0		
7247	jittery hardy Socratic Red Fox glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	aerosolized foxglove	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 39
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	blinking twirling nasty curative stiffened grievous Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	red Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	delicious blue mini-martini	4	awesome	
7256	huge smoke grenade	0		
7257	distilled jittery molotov soda	1	awesome	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 45
7258	Vulcanized quantum pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	toasty electrified Sneaky Pete's basket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	green photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	blurry photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	scandalous lion tamer's dog trainer's deadly Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	wobbly Professor What garment	0		
7270	maroon &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	Jeselnik's plastic Professor What	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7273	green supercharged plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7274	plastic Duke Starkiller of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
7275	blue jittery horrifying plastic Gary Claybender	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7276	ghostly Jeselnik's plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7277	warmed robot grease	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 68
7278	skewed returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	super-aerosolized dry chilled wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 60
7280	quadruple-Vulcanized wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 40
7281	Vulcanized ghostly blinking wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 44
7282	flattened extra-cold-filtered irradiated wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 29
7283	polymerized aerosolized moist wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 68
7284	wobbly Van der Graaf Rosewater's crying statue earrings	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	spinning ruddy plastic Duskwalker necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	twirling frightening plastic replica blaster pistol of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	rock-hard Socratic Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	lime green twirling grievous Space Tourist palmdoctor of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	spinning ribald stiffened amok putter of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10
7290	bland blurry amok pudding	3	decent	
7291	fuchsia deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	lime green putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	polarized diffused shaking can of V-11	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	lightning-fast resourceful elevennis shoes	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	ghostly healthy elevenderizing hammer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	shaking hardy Professor What T-Shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	blinking pellet of plant food	0		
7300	upside-down fuchsia sewing kit	0		
7301	pulsating Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	jittery telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	skewed ghostly Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	huge Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	activated eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 11
7309	polarized chilled rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 12
7310	pickled activated bronzer	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 19
7311	Van der Graaf Oprah's elegant nightstick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	mirror jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	olive jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	tumbling nippy experienced ghost of a necklace of horror	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7319	hardened Elizabeth's Dollie of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7320	irradiated Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 15
7321	greasy wicked Stephen's lab coat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7322	electrified Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 48
7323	nasty Temple Grandin's Jacob's rung	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5
7324	modified huge battery	1		
7325	drinkable boozy fuchsia snakebite	5	good	
7326	curative rubber ribcage of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7327	mixed mirror blurry synthetic marrow	1		
7328	triple-vacuum-sealed frozen funny bone	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19
7329	narrow narrow nippy forbidden half-melted spoon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10
7330	altered the funk	1		
7331	half-sized flavorless squat shaking gunky chicken	2	decent	
7332	stylish doll head	0		Moxie: +25
7333	twirling fuchsia droopy doll eye	0		
7334	blinking voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	coward's rock-hard paddle-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -20
7336	corrupted dry squat sound effects record	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 55
7337	shaking alphabet block	0		
7338	moist dancer	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 38
7339	purple music box mechanism	0		
7340	moose antlers of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	colloidal concentrated huge moose thought	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 12
7342	rotten miniature moose chocolate	2	crappy	
7343	smooth watered-down squat painting of a glass of wine	2	awesome	
7344	purple oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	huge ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	shellacked ghost toga of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +40
7348	fancy half-sized moldy sheet cake	2	crappy	Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 10
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	Rosewater's Staff of the Electric Range of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7352	miniature delicious tumbling deluxe layer cake	2	awesome	
7353	cyan chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	special acceptable red-hot boilermaker	3	good	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 15
7355	sage coal shovel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	magnetized hot coal	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 19
7357	tarnished cold-filtered blurry gray coal dust	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 58
7358	knitted nasty supercool Bram's choker	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	plaid pocket square of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7362	yellow twirling shaking gravedigger's plaid skirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	adjusted concentrated bouncing bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 30
7364	squat fabric softener	0		
7365	electrified anodized lime green twirling fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 60
7366	special lousy practically non-alcoholic yellow bottle of laundry sherry	1	decent	Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 25
7367	deionized industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 54, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	normal lime green blurry extra-flat panini	4	good	
7369	triple-chilled blinking mangled finger	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 24
7370	bad Psychotic Train wine	3	decent	
7371	upside-down crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	tasty pie man was not meant to eat	3	awesome	
7373	purple jittery Oprah's sommelier's towel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
7374	tarnished tastevin of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
7375	rotten actual tapas	4	crappy	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	mirror perfumed ghast iron cleaver of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
7378	Sinatra's ghast iron Garibaldi of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	ghast iron heater shield of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100
7380	curative ghast iron codpiece of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	scorching Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Hot Damage: +25
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	mirror DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	super-pickled Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	diffused ionized jittery Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	concentrated galvanized Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	improved Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	irradiated diffused olive bouncing blinking Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	extra-ionized modified mirror Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	enhanced bouncing Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	quadruple-polarized frozen squat upside-down Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	dry bouncing Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	galvanized ionized liquefied Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	liquefied double-Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	pressed nitrogenated maroon ghostly Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	double-pickled unsweetened Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	adjusted boiled Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	electrified boiled altered Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	double-enhanced Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	irradiated alkaline polymerized blinking Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	diffused aerosolized Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	moist Vulcanized ionized Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	polarized spinning Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	activated denatured blinking Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	pulsating ghostly Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	skewed Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	blurry Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	jittery twirling Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	gray Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	narrow Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	pulsating Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	tumbling Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	pulsating bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	irradiated sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	extra-enhanced pressed Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	denatured pulsating pulsating Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	tarnished Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	colloidal Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	dry Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	ionized Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	concentrated Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	thick moldy blinking Beefy Crunch Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	adequate miniature enchanted Brain Food Pastaco	2	good	Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	decent Cool Brunch Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	bland Medical Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	snack-sized flavorless Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	tasty Ludovico Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	irresponsibly strong artisanal overpowering mushroom wine	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	fortified lousy complex mushroom wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	mediocre blinking smooth mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	delicious watered-down blood-red mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	special tolerable buzzing mushroom wine	4	good	Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	hand-crafted blurry swirling mushroom wine	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	spoiled small Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	snack-sized stale spinning Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	delicious mirror regular-size brogurt	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	practically non-alcoholic artisanal purple super-size brogurt	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	lousy watered-down broberry brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	mediocre brocolate brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	perfectly mixed mirror French bronilla brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	fuchsia Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	red Brogre brorts of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	stiffened Brogre brolo shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	supercharged Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	blinking Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	olive airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	jittery one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	horrifying brawny 8-billed baseball cap of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	wool chilly Sinatra's extremely wet T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	mirror huge extremely unsafe shrimp fork of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	chilled BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	double-irradiated triple-tarnished spinning go-go potion	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	colloidal shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	quantum cold-filtered ghostly skewed Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	bouncing occult string of moist beads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	dry Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	nitrogenated pickled sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	dry colloidal sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	perfectly mixed Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	EPIC	
7483	enchanted spirit-forward artisanal La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	EPIC	Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 20
7484	bad Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	decent	
7485	blue loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	tolerable bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	good	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	huge wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bouncing bottled day	0		
7497	pulsating narrow ghost formula	0		
7498	red Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	adjusted bouncing Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 30
7500	cyan map	0		
7501		0		
7502	enhanced diffused ghostly Texas tea	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 58
7503	hale dark hamethyst ring	0		Maximum HP: +20
7504	rosewater-soaked dark baconstone ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7505	upside-down dark porquoise ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7506	pulsating narrow Tesla book of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7507	cloak of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7508	twirling label	0		
7509	normal half-sized lime green huge spinning Mornington crescent roll	2	good	
7510	energized nitrogenated jittery green eye shadow	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 42
7511	jittery crumbling wheel	0		
7512	triple-aerosolized wet poppy	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 50
7513	gray opium grenade	0		
7514	Da Vinci's duonoculars of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	upside-down witch's spare house key	0		
7517	manspreader's brawny spider leg	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	bad irresponsibly strong glass of bourbon	8	decent	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	flavorless tiny bouncing government cheese	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	smooth pair of government shades	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	maroon space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	cold-filtered government	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	moist blinking blurry alien drugs	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	energetic stiffened government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	bland half-sized jittery loaf of alien bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	stale grilled cheese sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	pickled tumbling alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	mediocre high-proof rocket fuel	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	blinking alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	practically non-alcoholic delicious stealth bomber	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	mirror upside-down Fonzie's space beast fur hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	personal trainer's space beast fur pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	twirling space beast fur whip of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	ribald energetic space heater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	weak mediocre space port	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	ruddy space needle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	alkaline buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	pulsating hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	cold-filtered altered ash soda	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	concentrated deionized dry liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	Vulcanized Vulcanized narrow dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	liquefied non-electrified bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	improved mirror blue jittery bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	pressed bouncing blood cells	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 64
7558	fancy lousy wine	4	decent	Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 5
7559	deionized aerosolized unsweetened tumbling gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 27
7560	maroon turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	tarnished energized giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 22
7562	quantum musk turtle	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 52
7563	super-corrupted pressed programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 60
7564	double-adjusted modified mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 59
7565	rotten small tumbling mirror ham steak	2	crappy	
7566	mirror time-twitching toolbelt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	zippy Newton's Time Lord Badge of Honor of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
7569	reassuring chaotic electrified Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7570	activated super-frozen super-altered Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 46
7571	frightening silent pea shooter of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
7572	spoiled D roll	4	crappy	
7573	spinning Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's kiwi beak	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7
7574	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic New Zealand iced tea	1	super EPIC	
7575	Temple Grandin's droll monocle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
7576	chilled future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 28
7577	boiled corrupted modified future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 62
7578	pickled triple-electrified pulsating future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 64
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	dehydrated liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 20
7581	upside-down gray pulsating shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	adequate rack of dinosaur ribs	3	good	
7583	acceptable scotch on the rocks	3	good	
7584	yabba dabba doo rag of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	blinking scandalous sinister wooly loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	jittery S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	tolerable glass of &quot;milk&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	tolerable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	bad thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	irresponsibly strong artisanal special Lucky Lindy	9	EPIC	Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	hand-crafted Bee's Knees	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic skewed Sockdollager	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	acceptable weak Ish Kabibble	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	aged practically non-alcoholic Hot Socks	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	aged watered-down Phonus Balonus	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	practically non-alcoholic delicious Flivver	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	artisanal watered-down Sloppy Jalopy	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	ionized anodized flame	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35
7601	extra-wet activated temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 42
7602	nitrogenated colloidal corrupted spinning Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 55
7603	quadruple-polarized neckbeard	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 60
7604	wet artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 15
7605	quadruple-pressed enhanced twirling punk patch	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 65
7606	quadruple-chilled ghostly jittery steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 38
7607	improved jittery olive huge vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 19
7608	aerosolized upside-down blue turtle mud	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 66
7609	extra-anodized quadruple-ionized red Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 15
7610	moist Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 57
7611	activated Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 24
7612	cold-filtered ionized tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 41
7613	electrified upside-down teal bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 30
7614	liquefied double-improved pulsating olive voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 12
7615	flattened blinking pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 11
7616	diffused double-pickled green pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 19
7617	frozen short deposition	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 52
7618	dry straw pole	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 34
7619	diffused polarized anodized huge copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 23
7620	denatured wet twirling ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 55
7621	ionized extra-adjusted teal ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 22
7622	polarized electrified button rouge	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 29
7623	oxidized non-Vulcanized Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 42
7624	liquefied squat lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 30
7625	irradiated enhanced mirror flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 11
7626	enhanced oyster badge	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 37
7627	irradiated upside-down upside-down plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 12
7628	polarized skewed dancing fan	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 40
7629	flattened maroon page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 31
7630	colloidal unsweetened tumbling magic powder	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 37
7631	pickled jittery friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 68
7632	activated activated teal government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 20
7633	dry activated alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 31
7634	oxidized alkaline irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 60
7635	polymerized pickled cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 45
7636	savvy wizardly shellacked shell	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	blinking twirling pillow shell of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	whatsit-covered turtle shell of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	gray grievous oil shell	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	green double-paned wicked turtle shell of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	cyan bouncing shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	shaking duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	yellow bouncing blurry life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	spinning aquaconda brain	0		
7648	huge pulsating thunder thigh	0		
7649	corrupted magnetized gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 31
7650	electrified tumbling catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 42
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	bouncing fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	purple fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	blurry fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	lime green fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	slick neoprene skullcap	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	concentrated oxidized huge goblin water	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 37
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	bite-sized flavorless Sogg-Os	1	decent	
7663	Van der Graaf banded studded Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Damage Absorption: 180, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7664	oxidized lime green Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 67
7665	aerosolized chilled liquid ice	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 13
7666	delicious Wet Russian	3	awesome	
7667	stale super-sized filet of The Fish	5	decent	
7668	upside-down Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	narrow forbidden Sinatra's experienced thunder down underwear	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	knitted Van der Graaf deadly famous raincoat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	scorching padded lightning rod of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7673	tolerable legitimate business on the beach	3	good	
7674	squat manspreader's hep waders	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	rotten twirling jive turkey leg	4	crappy	
7676	tumbling shellacked birdbone corset	0		Damage Reduction: 7
7677	chilled blinking candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 29
7678	4-dimensional fez of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	squat upside-down throwing candy	0		
7680	Socratic super-absorbent tarp	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
7681	watered-down mediocre mirror unquiet spirits	2	decent	
7682	baleful banjo kazoo mount	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7683	boiled grass	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 68
7684	pulsating chilly Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Cold Damage: +5
7685	foul-smelling Time Bandit Time Towel of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
7686	lard-coated dog trainer's Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7687	improved wobbly squat dog ointment	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 69
7688	gumshoes of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7689	shaking dance instructor's Socratic flapper floppers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
7690	squat vibrating sneakeasies of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7691	wobbly deadly plastic nunchaku of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	upside-down greedy Tesla Herculean hand whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	lime green Temple Grandin's smartaleck's glow-in-the-dark necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	resourceful brawny cap gun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	rosy-cheeked wicked cassette player	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	spinning chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	polarized confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	tarnished narrow confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	unsweetened corrupted ghostly skewed purple confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	tumbling LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	cyan LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	polarized fuchsia rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	up-at-dawn stanky rubber cape	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	maroon executive stanky weightlifter's Thor's Pliers of the detective	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	warmed huge candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 23
7711	lightning-fast ruddy water wings for babies	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	moldy huge Strix stix	3	crappy	
7714	Annie Oakley's dangerous Rosewater's vampire pellet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
7715	artisanal twirling non-aged vinegar	3	EPIC	
7716	baleful unsanitized scalpel	0		Spell Damage: +25
7717	wobbly nasty gladiator tunica	0		Stench Damage: +5
7718	ghostly twirling purple lion tamer's Roman sadnals	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
7719	cyan Sherlock's madius	0		Item Drop: +25
7720	wobbly knitted radiator heater shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7721	diffused tumbling cyan salt wages	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 24
7722	maroon ghostly squat spinning lightning-fast centurion helmet	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	cyan Chroner cross	0		
7724	clever pteruges	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	non-frozen twirling squat Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 13
7726	tarnished quadruple-polymerized squat lime green skewed ghostly Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 58
7727	concentrated Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 17
7728	energized narrow Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 52
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	olive Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	green Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	yellow bouncing tumbling Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	wobbly Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	skewed Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	ghostly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	shaking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	huge Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	upside-down bouncing Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	wobbly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	wobbly Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	purple hardened Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	bouncing mansplainer's vibrating Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	blurry hardened Samson's Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	Xiblaxian stealth vest of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	normal Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	acceptable distilled Xiblaxian space-whiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	tarnished They liver	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	thick decent squat They liver popsicle	5	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	cyan holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	distilled residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	blinking censurious Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	aromatic chaotic beefcake's defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
7767	upside-down airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	spinning purple one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	wobbly Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	lightning-fast smartaleck's Personal Ventilation Unit of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	activated deionized the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	normal low-calorie squat &quot;meat&quot; stick	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	mixed tumbling transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	narrow specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	jittery red perfumed clever hardy pair of plants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	gray coward's padded wicked Sasq&trade; watch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	twirling lard-coated Oprah's smoker's cloak of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	ghostly lion tamer's extremely unsafe supercool camouflage T-shirt of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	flattened polarized skewed blurry experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	resourceful therapeutic heavy-duty clipboard of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	frosty smooth battery-powered drill of vim and vigor of chilblains	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	jumbo bland limp broccoli	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	blurry executive supercharged hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	extra-irradiated twirling monkey barf	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	tarnished modified candy	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	hardy jangly bracelet of vim and vigor of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	squat boxer's cuddly teddy bear	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	purple family-friendly first-aid pouch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	corrupted irradiated tumbling pulsating airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	mirror bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	lime green mirror Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	immense special stale upside-down initiative shawarma	9	decent	Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	flavorless snack-sized warm war shawarma	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	tasty karma shawarma	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	perfectly mixed Jungle Juice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	watered-down enchanted hand-crafted Amnesiac Ale	2	EPIC	Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	triple-distilled lousy yellow Highest Bitter	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	Tesla Newton's mercenary pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	miser's dangerous mercenary rifle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	teal huge Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	lime green Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	ghostly impure gasoline	0		
7810	purple Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	spoiled green seared dino steak	3	crappy	
7814	mediocre bottle of drinkin' gas	4	decent	
7815	yellow handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	mirror 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	blinking simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	skewed sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	Da Vinci's brawny iShield of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
7825	lion tamer's clever earbuds of terror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7826	blinking greedy Samson's weightlifter's iFlail	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +20
7827	bland diet ghostly unidentifiable dried fruit	1	decent	
7828	mediocre practically non-alcoholic flat cider	1	decent	
7829	yellow Lo Pan's trench lighter of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	polarized experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	blinking gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	squat GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	blurry Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	ghostly special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	upside-down special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	aerosolized spinning green perl necklace	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	improved twirling green Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	magnetized ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	decent petit fortran	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	rotten mirror jittery java cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	moldy big cookie cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	wizardly plastic exo-suited miner	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	squat plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	fireproof plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	medical-grade plastic Crimbot	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	curative plastic Crimbomega	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	oxidized flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	pulsating healthy radiation-resistant helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	bouncing red wizardly servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	dangerous savvy high-energy mining laser	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	yellow peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	shaking lime green cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	jittery Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	spinning Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	cyan Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	blurry Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	jittery Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	squat Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	shaking skewed Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	squat Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	ghostly skewed Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	yellow recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	wobbly recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	lime green spinning Size XI Wizard's Robe of dire peril of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	galvanized altered Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 49
7915	pressed Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 43
7916	narrow mimeplasm	0		
7917	adjusted BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 19
7918	altered Moonds	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 11
7919	activated Big Punk	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 67
7920	narrow fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	hand-crafted Friendly Turkey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Agitated Turkey	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	drinkable Ambitious Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	adequate teal neutron lollipop	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	high-proof artisanal gamma nog	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	blue Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	diluted spinning shaking single atom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	narrow nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	smelly forbidden outlaw bandana of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7947	special mediocre whiskey in a broken glass	3	decent	Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 20
7948	perfectly mixed shot of mescal	3	EPIC	
7949	lousy strong glass of herbal tequila	5	decent	
7950	huge minin' dynamite	0		
7951	bouncing wobbly smartaleck's plaid cowboy hat of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	Annie Oakley's electrified brawny rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	ghostly bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	maroon skewed even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	yellow letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	cyan avaricious Annie Oakley's clever Staff of Ed of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7
7962	mirror teal Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	lard-coated Staff of Fats	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	jittery MacGyver's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Maximum MP: +100
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	teal beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	dehydrated blinking wobbly mummified fig	1	EPIC	Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 5
7973	vaporized ghostly green mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	dehydrated spinning mummified beef haunch	1	decent	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 15
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	blue cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	blurry sacramental wine	0		
7981	teal talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	bouncing occult personal trainer's Sister Accessory	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only
7984	irradiated deionized Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 23
7985	greasy stylish parachute	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	spinning Jeselnik's pad of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	sharpshooter's peeler	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	rosy-cheeked pettipants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	reassuring strapping panama hat	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	wobbly fortified brawny pulsera	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	bouncing medical-grade police baton of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	twirling twirling asbestos-lined toasty friendly electrified vibrating savvy plus-fours	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	ribald healthy porkpie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	smelly pepper mill of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	dog trainer's dangerous pelerine	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	nasty phantom mask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	twisted upside-down skewed polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	twisted powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	altered choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	double-colloidal magnetized energized squat maroon smart watch	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	Vulcanized Vulcanized augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	groovy toy Crimbot mega face	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	toy Crimbot power glove of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	toy Crimbot super fist of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	galvanized anodized Vulcanized Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	blurry Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	mirror heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	jittery ruddy Crimbomega drive chain of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	red Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	denatured tumbling fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	adjusted anodized dry flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	dry chilled and rain stick	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 26
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	stale Choco-Mint patty	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	drinkable bouncing hot mint schnocolate	4	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	denatured homeopathic mint tea	1	awesome	Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	shaking foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	lime green mirror ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	shaking stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	tumbling blinking calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	twirling alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	greasy mansplainer's tope&eacute;	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	medical-grade slick topiary tights	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8036	upside-down wholesome topiary necktie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
8037	stale teal bowl of topioca	4	decent	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	lime green pot of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
8044	shaking bouncing studded spelunking fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8045	smooth sturdy machete	0		Moxie: +15
8046	frosty shotgun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8047	dog trainer's boomerang	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8049	cyan zippy mining helmet	0		Initiative: +20
8050	censurious X-ray goggles	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Luck: +5
8051	squat Herculean cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
8052	studded jetpack	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	blue spiked boots	0		
8055	vibrating pickaxe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
8056	blinking torch	0		
8057	aromatic razor-sharp [spelunking test kit]	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
8058	huge double-paned plasma rifle	0		Cold Resistance: +5
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	mirror grievous The Joke Book of the Dead of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Luck: -6
8061	mirror The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	tumbling Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	denatured ghostly	1	crappy	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	pulsating yellow Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	blurry jittery warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	bouncing janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	cyan toasty curative fortified Spelunker's fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	Oprah's Spelunker's whip of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 90, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	wobbly purple hardened brawny Spelunker's khakis of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	blurry Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	spinning yellow Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	huge jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	purple mangled squirrel	0		
8091	shaking rat carcass	0		
8092	smelly chaotic wicker kickers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	upside-down family-friendly careful wicker slicker	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	resourceful Rosewater's wicker knickers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	smelly stiffened wicker ticker	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	wicker sticker of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	groovy wicker clicker of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	dehydrated wickerbits	1		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	horrifying belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	energetic badge of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	extremely unsafe bowl of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	spinning razor-sharp brooch of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	resourceful breeches of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	rosewater-soaked forbidden backpack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	diluted twirling bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	aromatic beefcake's anvil	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	Annie Oakley's akubra of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	Tesla stylish apron	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	scandalous stanky ascot	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	attache case of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	bouncing Da Vinci's accordion of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +20, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	diluted blurry aerosolized	1		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	lime green deadly weightlifter's wig	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	pulsating gravedigger's savvy winch crank	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	arcane researcher's widget of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	pulsating sizzling crafty whisk	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	deadly thinker's walker	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	steel-toed waders of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	boiled fuchsia squat flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	squat flame-retardant wholesome gaiters	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	deadly garland of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	family-friendly reassuring gunnysack	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	double-paned garibaldi of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	horrifying girdle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	vibrating brawny gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	pickled wobbly smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	Sherlock's groovy fiberglass fetish	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	sage fiberglass foil	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	maroon aromatic fiberglass fannypack of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	curative fiberglass frock of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	upside-down Sinatra's fiberglass fingerguard of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	squat fiberglass fedora of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	compressed tumbling fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	twirling bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	wobbly winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	miser's rubber spatula	0		Meat Drop: +10
8139	teal Annie Oakley's spoon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8140	yellow crystalline reamer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8141	narrow Lo Pan's macroplane grater	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
8142	tumbling experienced bastard baster	0		Experience: +2
8143	lion tamer's obsidian nutcracker	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8144	bouncing talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	blinking pulsating glass eye of Leguizamo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 5, Single Equip
8146	altered ionized green invisible potion	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 28
8147	huge time shuriken	0		
8148	tumbling fireproof manspreader's ninjammies of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	polymerized enhanced Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 43
8150	irradiated pulsating sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 19
8151	ionized polymerized Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 64
8152	quantum non-boiled polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 65
8153	concentrated olive upside-down candy dish	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 65
8154	wet huge pulsating Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 38
8155	deionized talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 44
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	upside-down Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	non-polymerized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 63
8161	ionized jittery really thick spine	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 17
8162	blue upside-down aromatic Jack Frost's skullcap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	Van der Graaf cool three-legged pants	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	scorching crafty remaindered axe	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25
8165	skewed low-budget shield	0		
8166	spinning Van der Graaf cr&ecirc;epy mask of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	decent baguette	3	good	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	aerosolized fuchsia ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 61
8170	quadruple-diffused chilled mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
8171	distilled lousy unflavored wine cooler	5	decent	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	sewer snake of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8174	bland pigeon egg	3	decent	
8175	Usain Bolt's Lo Pan's jaunty feather	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +80
8176	mediocre spirit-forward wobbly premium malt liquor	5	decent	
8177	Van der Graaf supercool brown paper pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8178	chaotic brown paper bag mask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
8179	bouncing pulsating rosewater-soaked ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	curative breadwand	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8181	wobbly loafers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	sinister bread basket	0		Spell Damage: +10
8184	lime green bouncing bouncing Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	pulsating curative arcane researcher's The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	aged Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	awesome	
8189	mediocre weak Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	decent	
8190	artisanal upside-down spinning Orangemageddon wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8191	drinkable Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	good	
8192	tolerable Citrus Crush wine cooler	4	good	
8193	delicious plain bagel	3	awesome	
8194	tasty glob of cream cheese	3	awesome	
8195	tiny flavorless loaf of soda bread	1	decent	
8196	bite-sized tasty teal acceptable bagel	1	awesome	
8197	flavorless standard-issue cupcake	3	decent	
8198	decent half-sized ultra-deluxe cupcake	2	good	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	massive delicious olive popular tart	10	awesome	
8201	shaking no-handed pie	0		
8202	modified spinning Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 12
8203	tumbling airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	narrow FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	foul-smelling dangerous expensive camera	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	vacuum-sealed How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	wobbly filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	green razor-sharp rigging rope of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	dehydrated olive nasty snuff	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	blue friendly weightlifter's sewage-clogged pistol	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	electrified concentrated irradiated beard incense	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	scandalous perfume-soaked bandana of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	blinking toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	stale half-sized toxo	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Lemonade-235	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	ribald isotophat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	shaking wicked Three Mile Island shorts of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	squat green sharpshooter's toxic mop of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	pulsating jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	up-at-dawn family-friendly backwoods banjo of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	mirror grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	gray foul-smelling frosty ratskin pajama pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	extra-vacuum-sealed denatured dry bouncing turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	banded savvy fake washboard of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	chilly Oprah's Dinsey's oculus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	Dinsey's radar dish of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	prompt Lo Pan's Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	squat wizardly Dinsey's brain of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	squat gray veiny Dinsey's glove of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked Dinsey's pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	red upside-down keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	spinning lube-shoes of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	asbestos-lined flame-retardant Da Vinci's Dinsey mascot mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	flavorless ghostly Dinsey food-cone	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	drinkable Dinsey Whinskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	polarized Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	electrified fannypack of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	twirling frightening nippy sharpshooter's crafty padded garbage sticker of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	hardened experienced smooth hazmat helmet of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	jittery squat Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	lime green Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	gray huge upside-down Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	chilled nasty gum	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 16
8258	blurry jittery Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	green brainy The Lot's engagement ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	twirling Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	upside-down Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	pulsating foul-smelling nasty shellacked miracle whip of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: 15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	sphygmayomanometer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tumbling tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	gigantic flavorless unappetizing mayolus	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	flavorless snack-sized skewed uninteresting mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	tiny stale acceptable mayolus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	bland thick mirror enticing mayolus	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	immense decent mouth-watering mayolus	9	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	gray mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	purple Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	lousy Afternoon Delight	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	blue shaking Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	nitrogenated narrow Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	frozen modified jittery Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	double-unsweetened skewed Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 61
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	narrow boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	stiffened dice ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
8291	Sinatra's dice belt buckle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
8292	upside-down extremely unsafe dice-print pajama pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
8293	therapeutic dice-shaped backpack	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8294	blurry manspreader's dice-print do-rag	0		Monster Level: +10
8295	grievous dice sunglasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	aerosolized dice	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 64
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	quantum gray power pill	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	electrified teal twirling wobbly pixel star	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	tiny decent pixel banana	1	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	irresponsibly strong lousy pixel beer	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	yellow puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	dry extra-irradiated sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 39
8307	unsweetened &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 11
8308	anodized twirling fuchsia piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 61
8309	liquefied quadruple-vacuum-sealed baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 44
8310	flattened .epub file	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 36
8311	polymerized super-chilled spinning BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 30
8312	cold-filtered Vulcanized hustler shades	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 66
8313	tarnished liquefied bouncing jerky stick	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 32
8314	magnetized nitrogenated costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
8315	magnetized anodized red muscle oil	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 64
8316	non-denatured improved blinking bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 37
8317	energized pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 27
8318	concentrated tumbling sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 37
8319	liquefied aerosolized huge jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 37
8320	aerosolized flattened one glove	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 49
8321	cold-filtered blinking glove	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 38
8322	vacuum-sealed handful of fire	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 24
8323	dry tarnished teal mirror Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 13
8324	altered warmed disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 62
8325	pressed coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 39
8326	improved ionized olive conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 61
8327	pressed Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 14
8328	enhanced cyan icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 66
8329	modified tarnished smellbook	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 65
8330	ionized polymerized moist assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 39
8331	extra-anodized diffused polymerized filthy armor	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 37
8332	tarnished plague pie	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 35
8333	polymerized batarang	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 43
8334	chilled galvanized fuchsia spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 47
8335	triple-activated anodized quantum blinking grease trap	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 35
8336	magnetized boiled fuchsia shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 25
8337	improved blurry porkpocket	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 32
8338	wet Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 53
8339	magnetized super-Vulcanized nitrogenated warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 40
8340	diffused tumbling janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 59
8341	ionized wet skewed warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 14
8342	adjusted tumbling baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 26
8343	quadruple-corrupted twirling pulsating carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 67
8344	warmed yellow bronze polish	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 38
8345	Vulcanized crident	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 47
8346	chilled triple-vacuum-sealed alkaline totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 48
8347	aerosolized super-dry magnetized blinking spray chrome	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 17
8348	diffused triple-liquefied jittery filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 25
8349	aerosolized hand of cards	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 42
8350	diffused corrupted squat damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 56
8351	modified magnetized squat lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 69
8352	vacuum-sealed skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 30
8353	moist non-galvanized non-altered grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 41
8354	deionized warmed mirror wobbly nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 42
8355	unsweetened magnetized corrupted wobbly iron torso box	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 62
8356	super-tarnished deionized olive mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 58
8357	adjusted ionized radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 17
8358	colloidal maroon x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 66
8359	colloidal quadruple-warmed wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 30
8360	quantum corrupted gray ghostly hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 27
8361	galvanized child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 29
8362	modified teal devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 13
8363	concentrated shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 55
8364	cold-filtered maroon alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 22
8365	corrupted electrified cyan novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 37
8366	liquefied green invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 60
8367	ionized quadruple-anodized green handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 50
8368	unsweetened improved jittery garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 52
8369	improved super-electrified plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16
8370	warmed vacuum-sealed funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 39
8371	liquefied bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 26
8372	adjusted colloidal electrified lime green flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
8373	tarnished cold-filtered upside-down blinking captured boozles	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 24
8374	non-altered moist drinks tray	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 13
8375	ionized bouncing eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 45
8376	blinking narrow submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	thick stale lime green pixel lemon	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	practically non-alcoholic lousy pixel daiquiri	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	anodized power pill	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	super-polymerized deionized lime green shaking pixel potion	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	blinking Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	twirling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	red mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	pulsating mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	wobbly hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	huge The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	olive rosy-cheeked The Emperor's new hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	asbestos-lined The Emperor's new shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	boxer's The Emperor's new pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	arcane researcher's lead pipe of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	flame-wreathed sage rope	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	huge wrench of the brute of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	spinning up-at-dawn groovy candlestick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	ghostly spinning inspector's sage knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	mirror Rosewater's revolver of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	ghostly talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	spinning upside-down savory dry noodles	0		
8407	miniature adequate skewed pestopiary	2	good	
8408	aerosolized deionized twirling ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 53
8409	rotten small crudles	2	crappy	
8410	immense bland fuchsia agnolotti arboli	9	decent	
8411	moldy snack-sized twirling spaghetti with ghost balls	2	crappy	
8412	snack-sized flavorless succulent marrow	2	decent	
8413	moldy salacious crumbs	4	crappy	
8414	jumbo bland upside-down fusilli marrownarrow	5	decent	
8415	low-calorie normal suggestive strozzapreti	1	good	
8416	blurry Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	decent super-sized Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	5	good	
8418	skewed oyster sauce	0		
8419	stale fancy bite-sized linguini immondizia bianco	1	decent	Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 20
8420	tasty shells a la shellfish	3	awesome	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	olive spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	upside-down skewed spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	narrow jingling spore pod	0		
8435	narrow curative Fonzie's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	blurry greedy lion tamer's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	friendly LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	green insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	tumbling viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	bouncing blue lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	blurry uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	narrow capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	steel-toed sinister high-temperature mining mask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	jittery greedy smartaleck's fireproof megaphone	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	special super-sized rotten mineapple	5	crappy	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	drinkable Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	flavorless twirling smelted roe	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	smooth strong pulsating twirling lavawater	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	dry deionized basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	chilly hale sage lavalarva	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	flame-wreathed chilly stiffened lava balaclava	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	twirling miser's therapeutic arcane researcher's basaltamander buckler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	pickled concentrated lava globs	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	delicious gooey lava globs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	shellacked Fonzie's lava-proof pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	skewed knitted lard-coated heat-resistant necktie	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	resourceful Sinatra's heat-resistant gloves of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	big decent upside-down very hot lunch	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed asbestos thermos	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	polarized cold-filtered olive narrow liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	bite-sized rotten disco biscuit	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	fortified smooth Quaatorade&trade;	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	wobbly green lard-coated sharpshooter's Tesla biker's hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	yellow hardened Da Vinci's feathered headdress of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	frightening scorching medical-grade electrician's hardhat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	fuchsia Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	huge one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	huge Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	gray blurry New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	maroon smooth velvet pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	tumbling smooth velvet shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	tumbling horrifying smooth velvet hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	curative smooth velvet pocket square	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	spinning weightlifter's smooth velvet socks	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	spinning auspicious smooth velvet hanky	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	gray Jack Frost's wizardly The One Mood Ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	green Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	fuchsia Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	huge Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	blurry skewed glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	dehydrated SMOOCH coffee cup	1	awesome	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	adjusted jittery labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	shaking coward's Herculean thinker's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	blue narrow veiny grease cannon of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	quantum extra-liquefied demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	nasty deadly personal trainer's love	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	dance instructor's Da Vinci's Pener's drumstick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	grievous deadly deuce cape	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	wobbly tumbling family-friendly Lavalos's shell of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	bouncing blurry Jack Frost's energetic smooth velvet bra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	blurry MacGyver's SMOOCH bracers of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	mirror SMOOCH kneepads of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	gray upside-down lion tamer's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	stanky hale SMOOCH codpiece	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	manspreader's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	upside-down superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	half-sized spoiled lava cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	miniature tasty pink slime	2	awesome	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	blurry Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	decent immense devil hair pasta	7	good	
8530	bland huge spagecialetti	9	decent	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	normal tiny libertagliatelle	1	good	
8535	diet moldy skewed red turkish mostaccioli	1	crappy	
8536	super-sized normal ghostly linguini of the sea	5	good	
8537	improved cold-filtered bouncing Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 23
8539	mirror Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	adequate Fettris	4	good	
8543	diet enchanted moldy fusillocybin	1	crappy	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 45
8544	moldy blinking prescription noodles	3	crappy	
8545	vaporized mirror squat blood-drive sticker	1	decent	Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 45
8546	colloidal chilled bag of grain	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 61
8547	polarized galvanized pocket maze	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 18
8548	magnetized shady shades	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 14
8549	flattened Vulcanized red twirling squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 48
8550	diet spoiled weird gazelle steak	1	crappy	
8551	adequate shaking sausage without a cause	4	good	
8552	quadruple-Vulcanized liquefied diffused narrow narrow face paint	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 60
8553	watered-down delicious emergency margarita	2	awesome	
8554	lousy irresponsibly strong vintage smart drink	7	decent	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	gray pulsating Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	liquefied skewed Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 53
8559	Vulcanized cyan bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 49
8560	tarnished galvanized red Aerheads	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 47
8561	super-pickled Wrotz	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 27
8562	cold-filtered blinking Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 58
8563	nitrogenated narrow fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 46
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	mirror aromatic greasy healthy barrel lid	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	deadly beefy barrel hoop earring of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	twirling asbestos-lined gravedigger's bankruptcy barrel of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	bouncing firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	shaking huge normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	lime green tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	spinning weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	tumbling barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	blurry barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	wobbly moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	drinkable spirit-forward huge bottle of Amontillado	5	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	perfectly mixed barrel-aged martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	bland half-sized skewed barrel pickle	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	spoiled barrel cracker	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	powdered upside-down blurry vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	diluted teal spinning mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	upside-down personal trainer's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Samson's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	wizardly barrel gun	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	blinking barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	flavorless cyan water log	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	fuchsia boxer's barrelhead of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	wool dangerous bottoms of the barrel	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	blurry razor-sharp beefy chest barrel	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	steel-toed sinister double barreled barrel gun	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	mirror auspicious Oprah's Rosewater's triple barreled barrel gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	greasy cool barrel beryl choker	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	wobbly wool thinker's barrel beryl nose ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	pulsating upside-down gray vibrating barrel beryl ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	maroon potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	dry cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	extra-ionized pickled alkaline blinking cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	extra-wet tarnished frozen shaking cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	irradiated wet bouncing cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	activated unsweetened quantum cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	flattened ionized bouncing cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	triple-altered polarized alkaline maroon narrow cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	moist pulsating cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	unsweetened polymerized pulsating cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	super-galvanized cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	double-tarnished anodized cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	magnetized aerosolized cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	super-wet moist cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	non-colloidal spinning cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	nitrogenated upside-down cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	diffused dry spinning cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	colloidal squat cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	triple-wet cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	quantum tarnished bouncing blurry squat cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	corrupted cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	oxidized gray cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	activated cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	quadruple-corrupted upside-down tumbling cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	denatured cuppa Activi tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	modified spinning cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	modified tarnished cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	energized blurry blinking cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	corrupted cyan cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	extra-ionized colloidal denatured cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	colloidal fuchsia cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	irradiated cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	corrupted blue shaking cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	tumbling squat cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	warmed cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	ionized adjusted cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	aromatic sizzling Royal scepter of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	immense decent bowl of eyeballs	7	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	decent bowl of mummy guts	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	adequate bowl of maggots	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	lousy high-proof wobbly blood and blood	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	delicious Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	perfectly mixed zombie	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	pulsating wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	nippy chaotic crown of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	fireproof curative Sinatra's hawk	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8655	spoiled hamlet sandwich	4	crappy	
8656	lion tamer's Othello's military jacket	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8657	skewed avaricious Othello's dagger	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
8658	Rosewater's Othello's handkerchief	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
8659	wet narrow bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 57
8660	blue grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	gray knitted beefcake's ghostly dagger of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
8663	watered-down aged ghost beer	2	awesome	
8664	Othello set of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	teal spinning Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	therapeutic ruddy beefcake's Yorick	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8668	narrow rose	0		
8669	shaking tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	lime green shaking Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	mirror Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	pulsating one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	anodized extra-dry shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	tasty iceberg lettuce	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	mediocre ice wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	jittery cyan Usain Bolt's aromatic nippy Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	asbestos-lined wizardly Wal-Mart nametag of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	mirror greedy arcane researcher's Wal-Mart overalls of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	ghostly perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	yellow beefcake's bellhop's hat	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	lousy spinning ice porter	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	super-frozen magnetized extra-boiled upside-down exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	improved deionized ghostly shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	narrow hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	yellow ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	teal Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	dried tumbling squat tumbling medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	decent ice rice	3	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	acceptable green iced plum wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	mirror flame-retardant energetic wicked training belt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	spinning aromatic clever arcane researcher's training legwarmers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	Da Vinci's supercool training helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	squat bouncing training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	spinning machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	jittery skewed self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	compressed abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	pickled maroon abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	twisted upside-down abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	compressed blurry abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	denatured yellow abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	vaporized bouncing skewed olive abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	altered red abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	distilled huge abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	mixed blinking pulsating abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	pickled spinning teal abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	yummy miniature VYKEA meatballs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	weak drinkable VYKEA mead	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	dry electrified VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	wobbly VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	ghostly VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	perfumed hardy VYKEA hex key of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	big normal skewed tin of submardines	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	aged practically non-alcoholic bottle of norwhiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	vaporized teal tumbling octolus oculus	1	awesome	Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	mirror Sinatra's sage beefcake's sardine can key	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	wool smelly rosy-cheeked norwhal helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	chilly Oprah's ruddy octolus-skin cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	drinkable triple-distilled perfect cosmopolitan	9	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic perfect negroni	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	hand-crafted weak perfect dark and stormy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	perfectly mixed weak blurry perfect mimosa	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	acceptable strong perfect old-fashioned	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	mediocre watered-down perfect paloma	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	Vulcanized irradiated That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	ionized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	aerosolized improved oxidized Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	denatured bouncing Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	adjusted Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	narrow airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	alkaline skewed Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	magnetized pressed irradiated twirling hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	altered communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	stale Crimbo salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	jumbo decent teal bread line	5	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	tolerable narrow bark rootbeer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	delicious watered-down ale	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	weightlifter's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	energetic plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	Oprah's plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	twirling bouncing frightening plastic Crimborgatron	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	teal padded plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	narrow stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	delicious weak cyan Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	quantum purple pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	squat overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	sharpshooter's savvy reusable shopping bag of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	arcane researcher's coarse hemp socks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	red pulsating bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	upside-down mirror nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	gravedigger's pine cone necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	brainy reindeer hammer	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	Lo Pan's elf ploughshare	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	upside-down faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	tumbling book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	auspicious elven tambourine	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	tumbling tumbling tumbling Jeselnik's reindeer sickle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	wobbly face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	mirror The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	ghostly bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	green incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	blurry blinking high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	blurry experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	tumbling spinning ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	olive confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	wobbly glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	squat Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bouncing bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	normal Kudzu salad	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	dehydrated blinking olive wobbly Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	weak drinkable huge Miss Graves' vermouth	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	adequate The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	vaporized The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	lousy spinning The Mad Liquor	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mirror tumbling Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	normal Mr. Burnsger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	modified teal The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	jittery toasty hardened forbidden The Jokester's gun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	stanky savvy The Jokester's wig of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	yellow crafty Oprah's Herculean The Jokester's pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	liquefied super-wet frozen Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	ghostly battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	skewed basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	vacuum-sealed anodized maroon pulsating robin's egg	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	tasty robin flan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	weak delicious tumbling robin nog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	upside-down LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	pulsating exploding gum	0		
8839	pulsating tumbling root beer barrel	0		
8840	altered frozen tumbling Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
8841	adjusted Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 31
8842	unsweetened super-quantum spinning infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 58
8843	quadruple-dry aerosolized denatured upside-down twirling can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 26
8844	triple-magnetized electrified The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 39
8845	dry magnetized bag of random words	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 36
8846	energized shaking tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 41
8847	warmed spinning red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 28
8848	wet super-magnetized bouncing question juice	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 58
8849	Vulcanized enhanced twirling tube of villain	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 21
8850	frosty your cowboy boots	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	blinking inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	skewed nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	ghostly nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	pulsating nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	blurry nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	upside-down nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	quicksilver ring of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	dog trainer's cool thicksilver ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	frightening fortified personal trainer's wicksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	careful rock-hard sage slicksilver ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	pulsating red jittery MacGyver's slick sicksilver ring of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	prompt wholesome wizardly nicksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	Lo Pan's sage ticksilver ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	energetic stylish Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	skewed hale arcane researcher's Tesla's Electroplated Beans of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	miser's fireproof Socratic Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Hellfire Spicy Beans of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	jittery prompt Frigid Northern Beans	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	sizzling World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	beefcake's Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	frightening Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	extremely unsafe savvy Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the brazier of incineration of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: 75, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	blurry squat frosty wholesome Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	yummy upside-down plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	adequate wobbly plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	adequate half-sized tumbling squat plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	low-calorie bland plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	small enchanted flavorless plate of Frigid Northern Beans	2	decent	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	normal plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	small decent huge plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	delicious plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	bland fancy super-sized plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	5	decent	Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	flavorless blinking plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	prompt grievous Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	huge vibrating curative Daisy's unclean bloomers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	pulsating Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	hardened sinister Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	Sherlock's thinker's weightlifter's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	spinning pulsating El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	blinking zippy Jeselnik's gravedigger's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	oxidized electrified purple twirling poker face paint	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	improved shaking triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	ionized purple ghost bit	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	vacuum-sealed buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	colloidal electrified lion musk	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	yummy gray bear claw	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	extra-pressed extra-activated narrow rattler gland	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	ionized teal half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	moist moist mirror yellow pulsating tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	rotten upside-down rotting beefsteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	drinkable boozy firemilk	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	Vulcanized dry bouncing spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	denatured squat moomy dust	1		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	bouncing purple western-style skinning knife of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	ghostly experienced steel knuckles	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	wobbly Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	jittery Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	upside-down disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	red disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	chilled demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	fuchsia porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	twirling purple hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	squat upside-down mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	jittery grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	pulsating diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	blurry purple frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	maroon rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	twirling fuchsia rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	wobbly sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	shaking gray Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	wobbly supercharged one-gallon hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70
8960	aromatic two-gallon hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
8961	purple wholesome three-gallon hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10
8962	blinking pulsating rock-hard extremely unsafe four-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5
8963	Van der Graaf five-gallon hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8964	friendly forbidden six-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3
8965	lightning-fast rosewater-soaked seven-gallon hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
8966	steel-toed eight-gallon hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9
8967	ghostly upside-down deadly smartaleck's nine-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5
8968	blurry personal trainer's Da Vinci's ten-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8969	spinning up-at-dawn asbestos-lined eleven-gallon hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	extra-adjusted concentrated huge ghostly skin oil	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 61
8973	galvanized triple-alkaline squat unusual oil	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 16
8974	liquefied electrified frozen eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed corrupted patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 23
8977	tarnished skewed patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 31
8978	activated quadruple-improved maroon patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 36
8979	triple-moist narrow patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 24
8980	modified upside-down patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 35
8981	boiled huge blurry patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 54
8982	polarized chilled blue narrow corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 26
8983	tolerable rodeo whiskey	3	good	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	scandalous real cowboy hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	denatured armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	tiny rotten upside-down jumping horseradish	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	mediocre Sacramento wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	concentrated Vulcanized skewed Greek fire	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	resourceful savvy sage ox-head shield of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: 30, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	wobbly zippy reassuring asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's dented scepter of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	Tesla quilted dangerous Samson's very pointy crown of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	tumbling perfumed foul-smelling medical-grade sage thinker's battle broom	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	yellow Da Vinci's Herculean strapping carpe of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	cyan greedy auspicious forbidden codpiece of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	ribald sharpshooter's veiny supercool troutsers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	executive Jeselnik's bass clarinet of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	greasy Jack Frost's shellacked fish hatchet of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	narrow aromatic veiny extremely unsafe arcane researcher's tunac	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	dry blinking wriggling worm	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	special tolerable gray bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	good	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	tarnished altered high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	fishin' hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	friendly sonar fishfinder	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	squat disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	spinning purple pulsating mirror meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	blue plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	huge spoiled enchanted gallon of milk	9	crappy	Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	blinking green screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	bouncing yellow wholesome First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	shaking squat high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	bland yellow star salad	4	decent	
9031	shaking Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	stale small bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	decent	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	pulsating Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	massive toothsome browser cookie	7	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	delicious bouncing hacked gibson	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	hale Source shades	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	lime green missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	fuchsia Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	narrow Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	twirling Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	fuchsia Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	bouncing olive Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	twirling Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	maroon Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	tumbling Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	shaking Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	ghostly Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	mirror Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	narrow huge squat Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	maroon shaking Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	shaking jittery pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	up-at-dawn foul-smelling wholesome plastic detective badge of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	fireproof foul-smelling Jack Frost's strapping bronze detective badge	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	knitted sizzling careful beefy detective badge	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	prompt Annie Oakley's Oprah's brawny detective badge	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	shaking scorching detective roscoe of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	boiled irradiated pulsating shoe gum	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	huge dance instructor's personal trainer's brainy noir fedora	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	blinking Jack Frost's Jim Carey's healthy trench coat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	artisanal fortified mirror Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	massive bland pulsating hardboiled egg	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	gray DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	blurry gray Jeselnik's coward's supercharged curative protonic accelerator pack of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	spinning ghostly almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	smartaleck's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	upside-down lion tamer's manspreader's bindle	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	skewed fleshy lump of Tarzan of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	green flame-retardant rock-hard smoldering bagel punch	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	Oprah's banded ghostly reins	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	spinning derringer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	brawny Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	wobbly huge scandalous medical-grade razor-sharp Spookyraven signet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	twirling shaking toasty Temple Grandin's tie-dyed fannypack	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	family-friendly perfumed burnt snowpants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	educational standards and practices guide	0		Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	shellacked smartaleck's Carpathian longsword of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	zippy inspector's savvy Liam's mail	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	pulsating fuchsia chaotic sinister Unfortunato's foolscap of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	wobbly squat Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	tumbling purification tablet	0		
9102	Wrist-Boy of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
9103	ghostly Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	pulsating compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	cold-filtered extra-unsweetened tumbling Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 51
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	magnetized denatured Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 49
9110	electrified narrow Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 51
9111	concentrated concentrated maroon Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 58
9112	pickled polarized mirror EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 29
9113	non-denatured Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 63
9114	super-adjusted The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 48
9115	frozen Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 47
9116	blinking time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper	0		Item Drop: +5
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	triple-distilled delicious Shot of Kardashian Gin	6	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	blinking Unstable Pointy Ears of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	blinking Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	enchanted Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	upside-down School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	lime green baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	narrow droppable microphone	0		
9126	artisanal unidentified drink	3	EPIC	
9127	blinking therapeutic KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
9128	twirling family-friendly manspreader's discarded swimming trunks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
9129	non-oxidized purple spinning jittery diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 28
9130	warmed super-concentrated charisma potion	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 39
9131	squat extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	pistol of wisdom of incineration	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50
9133	wobbly KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	adequate super-sized leftover pasty	5	good	
9135	hand-crafted spinning very whiskey	3	EPIC	
9136	huge li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	blinking li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	shaking upside-down li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	blinking li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	blurry li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	ghostly li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	pickled polymerized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	activated colloidal Prunets	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 45
9148	green mirror Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	yellow baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	dry galvanized invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	colloidal invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	rotten enchanted purple raw sweet potato	3	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	decent raw beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	tasty raw stuffing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	flavorless raw cranberry sauce	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	delicious squat raw turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	normal green raw mincemeat	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	toothsome miniature raw potato	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	bland raw gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	spoiled jumbo raw bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	squat coward's mini-marshmallow dispenser of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	red lard-coated baleful weightlifter's glass casserole dish	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	hardened thinker's can opener	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	boiled turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	pulsating fuchsia blinking glass pie plate of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	friendly resourceful potato masher	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	small decent sweet potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	stale small bouncing bean casserole	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	bland special baked stuffing	3	decent	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	big yummy cranberry cylinder	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	diet adequate thanksgiving turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	moldy huge bouncing mince pie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	tasty ghostly mashed potatoes	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	toothsome gigantic warm gravy	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	snack-sized adequate mirror narrow bread roll	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	spoiled leftovers	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	delicious enchanted blinking leftovers sandwich	3	awesome	Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	twirling megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	pulsating maroon Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	non-Vulcanized triple-denatured mirror eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	artisanal eldritch extract	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	pulsating flame-retardant curative Official Council Aide Pin	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	boozy perfectly mixed blue eldritch distillate	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	distilled jittery cyan eldritch essence	1		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	pulsating Science Notebook of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
9197	maroon wool dangerous eldritch hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	wobbly asbestos-lined eldritch pants of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	hand-crafted squat eldritch elixir	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	sage Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	squat pulsating Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	bouncing counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	fuchsia sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	huge blinking The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	olive dangerous ball and chain	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	blinking candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	Jeselnik's gingerbread tophat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	green blurry energetic gingerbread waistcoat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	shaking shaking zippy gingerbread trousers	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	huge ghostly Da Vinci's candy dress shoes of extreme caution of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	razor-sharp beefy candy necktie of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	slick thinker's chocolate pocketwatch of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	spinning broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	mirror interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	stale animal part cracker	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	enchanted practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed gingerbread wine	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	decent gingerbread mug	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	blurry strapping gingerbread mask	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	twirling yellow bouncing Sherlock's beefcake's gingerservo of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	ionized boiled colloidal twirling tainted icing	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	teal avaricious gingerbeard	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	smelly rock-hard gingerbread hoodie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	wool baleful gingerbread pistol	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	shellacked Fonzie's marzipan briefcase	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	dangerous creme brulee torch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	chaotic candy crowbar	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	zippy supercool candy screwdriver	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	rosy-cheeked pumpkin spice candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	modified gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	mirror gingerbread gavel of the brazier of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	artisanal spirit-forward ginger beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	skewed spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	quantum industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	polymerized fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	practically non-alcoholic acceptable high-end ginger wine	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	plastic bad vibe of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	blue rosewater-soaked plastic angry vikings	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	sinister plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	slick plastic Your Brain	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	Lo Pan's plastic Krampus	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	aerosolized improved unsweetened red Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	electrified Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	oxidized quantum Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	decent immense spiritual candy cane	10	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	smooth blinking spiritual eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	spoiled red spiritual fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	rotten spiritual gingerbread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	wobbly chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	jittery My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	narrow Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	mirror Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	bouncing fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	fuchsia briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	skewed teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	oxidized alkaline huge blurry rock candy	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	flavorless green-iced sweet roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	tumbling no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	fuchsia blurry chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	olive stanky steel-toed Third Eye	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	medical-grade educational Krampus Horn	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	decent huge twirling hambrosier	10	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	perfectly mixed jittery mirror chakra-mental wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	moist chakra malt	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	decent super-sized Black Angus blackburger	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	bad brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	diffused potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	groovy bad vibroknife of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	upside-down horrifying Jim Carey's crystal belt buckle	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	huge MacGyver's saffron antaravasaka of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	rosewater-soaked Rosewater's saffron uttarasanga	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	bouncing eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	mirror asbestos-lined sinister Uncle Crimbo's hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	adequate half-sized Eldritch snap	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	diluted hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	pickled mirror fuchsia jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	boiled spinning jelly	1		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	twisted spinning sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	vaporized wobbly stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	huge space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	adequate fuchsia bouncing toast with hot jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	normal toast with jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	spoiled toast with jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	spoiled jittery fuchsia toast with sleaze jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	big decent toast with stench jelly	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	lard-coated steel-toed wax hand	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	flame-retardant mansplainer's candle	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	adequate wax pancake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	squat shellacked quilted wax face	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	smooth enchanted blurry wax booze	4	awesome	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	altered green jittery sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	rotten sea truffle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	blurry tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	shaking recovered cufflinks of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	narrow heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	enhanced LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	diffused cold-filtered tumbling LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	tarnished oxidized LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	personal trainer's LOV Eardigan of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	wobbly LOV Epaulettes of the cougar of dire peril of bravery	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	huge upside-down stylish thinker's LOV Earrings of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	gray huge LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	olive upside-down LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	distilled LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	jittery thinker's LOV Elephant	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	jittery eldritch scanner of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	irradiated liquefied extra-Vulcanized eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	fuchsia curative brainy eldritch hammer of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	special spoiled eldritch mushroom	4	crappy	Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	jittery eldritch ichor	0		
9334	bland eldritch mushroom pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	pulsating eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	spinning eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	Vulcanized denatured ghostly eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	spinning Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	huge bottlecap	0		
9344	narrow discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	wobbly pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	gray bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	pulsating bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	ghostly blue cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	huge lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	red baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	blinking gray fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	blurry limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	tumbling pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	blinking pulsating imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	weak acceptable literal grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	aged triple-distilled double entendre	10	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	watered-down acceptable Phlegethon	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	artisanal Siberian sunrise	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	watered-down hand-crafted mentholated wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	practically non-alcoholic mediocre low tide martini	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	weak bad shroomtini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	weak bad morning dew	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	mediocre whiskey squeeze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	tolerable watered-down great fashioned	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	bad triple-distilled Gnomish sagngria	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	drinkable squat vodka stinger	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	fortified tolerable extremely slippery nipple	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	lousy weak lime green piscatini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Churchill	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	special acceptable soilzerac	3	good	Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	high-proof tolerable London frog	6	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	artisanal practically non-alcoholic nothingtini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	mediocre distilled eighth plague	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	mediocre practically non-alcoholic single entendre	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	mediocre watered-down reverse Tantalus	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	smooth strong elemental caipiroska	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	lousy Feliz Navidad	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	lousy Bloody Nora	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	watered-down drinkable moreltini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	tolerable hell in a bucket	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Newark	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	weak enchanted lousy R'lyeh	2	decent	Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	drinkable Gnollish sangria	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	acceptable vodka barracuda	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	lousy Mysterious Island iced tea	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	mediocre mirror drive-by shooting	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	special mediocre practically non-alcoholic narrow gunner's daughter	1	decent	Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	delicious fancy dirt julep	4	awesome	Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	watered-down lousy bouncing upside-down maroon Simepore slime	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	hand-crafted Phil Collins	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	upside-down blurry Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	jittery exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	moldy edible alien plant bit	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	modified squat alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	wobbly alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	diet moldy alien meat	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	twirling complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	twisted huge alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	twirling alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	narrow spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	nitrogenated nitrogenated improved gray alien medicine	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	decent alien salad	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	tolerable alien booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	huge smelly Jim Carey's deadly alien mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	maroon baleful Fonzie's alien spear	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	zippy Fonzie's alien blowgun of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	red auspicious frightening chaotic alien loincloth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	stanky nippy alien totem of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	scorching hardy alien necklace of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	hardened spants of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	curative spant shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	purple blinking energetic cool spant shoulderpads	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	purple spant backplate of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	Annie Oakley's spant spear of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	upside-down murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	super-electrified magnetized murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	dog trainer's savvy murderbot mask of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	warmed maroon murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	squat Oprah's murderbot whip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	Tesla murderbot plasma rifle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	wobbly Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	teal Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	fuchsia Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	tumbling Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	yellow Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	spinning mirror Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	teal Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	tasty Aldebaran sardines	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	practically non-alcoholic special perfectly mixed Centauri fish wine	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	diluted ghostly oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	lion tamer's grievous Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	blurry steel-toed experienced Spacegate military insignia	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	purple frosty occult Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	upside-down Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	snack-sized moldy jittery alien sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	magnetized Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 62
9477	olive Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	narrow squat New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	pressed magnetized upside-down mirror Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	deionized frozen jittery Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	aerosolized super-anodized bouncing Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	colloidal ionized wet Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	triple-enhanced extra-dry Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	moist blurry Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	non-pressed Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	rotten Affirmation Cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	blinking twirling Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	galvanized tumbling Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 55
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	skewed suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	manspreader's hardy Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	tolerable ghostly basic martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	hand-crafted shaking improved martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	bad boozy blinking splendid martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	gray tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	pulsating gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	tumbling hardened arcane researcher's plastic gundam of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	mirror L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	blue Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	cyan Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	toothsome low-calorie squat meteoreo	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	watered-down acceptable meadeorite	2	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	squat careful hale Samson's meteortarboard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	gravedigger's slick meteorite guard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	lard-coated ribald meteorb	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	fuchsia blurry lard-coated energetic asteroid belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	squat Usain Bolt's curative Herculean meteorthopedic shoes	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	huge vibrating quilted Rosewater's shooting morning star	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	ghostly meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	twirling meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	wobbly Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	squat corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	manspreader's hardy personal trainer's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	lime green pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	purple pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	blue jittery pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	red pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	blinking pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	huge shaking dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	upside-down pulsating xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed DUFRESNE Suds	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	veiny mafia pinky ring of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
9547	extra-dry artisanal flask of port	5	EPIC	
9548	censurious sinister contract enforcement stick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
9549	normal Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	boozy mediocre mirror jug of booze	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	Vulcanized huge pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	denatured ionized temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	denatured glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	enhanced skewed blurry new habit	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	narrow knitted sinister pearl necklace of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	mirror amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	mirror blue O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	twirling amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	teal fireproof horrifying groovy protection stick of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
9563	deionized altered green roll of meat	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 60
9564	miser's boxer's mafia thumb ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
9565	non-corrupted wobbly cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	tumbling Usain Bolt's dangerous mafia middle finger ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	stiffened thinker's steel drivin' hammer of extreme caution of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5
9568	wobbly squat piece of steel	0		
9569	vibrating dangerous mafia pointer finger ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	dog trainer's worksite credentials	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
9571	up-at-dawn greedy stanky Socratic negotiatin' hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5
9572	narrow pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	prompt mafia wedding ring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
9576	medical-grade mafia organizer badge	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	fancy maroon transparent nog	1	crappy	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	bland unfinished fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	adjusted triple-polarized frozen skewed lime green and cracker	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	special mediocre ghostly neg grog	3	decent	Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	rotten miniature half double fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	special flavorless skewed hushed puppy	3	decent	Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	spoiled massive muffled muffuletta	8	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	bland low-calorie shushed potatoes	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	upside-down plastic mime functionary of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	gray Oprah's plastic mime scientist	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	resourceful plastic mime soldier	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	lightning-fast plastic mime executive	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	squat inspector's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	narrow locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	wobbly wobbly cyan temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	modified aerosolized wishbone	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	fortified aged huge Racisto Ruidoso	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	low-calorie moldy bran muffin	1	crappy	
9598	delicious snack-sized blueberry muffin	2	awesome	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	fuchsia silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	twirling silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	ghostly silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	shaking silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	twirling silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	squat silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	upside-down silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	blinking jittery silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	bad stale cheer wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	rotten diet stale Cheer-E-Os	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	perfumed arcane researcher's cheerful antler hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	mansplainer's cool cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	upside-down green jittery perfumed Da Vinci's cheerful pajama pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	drinkable executive mime flask	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	spoiled nega-mushroom	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	artisanal nega-mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	corrupted altered Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	yummy bouncing mime army rations	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	drinkable practically non-alcoholic mime army wine	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	diluted mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	quadruple-boiled non-chilled mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	greasy occult miming beret	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	greasy curative miming shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	shaking up-at-dawn Sinatra's miming corduroys	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	scandalous electrified miming boots	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	reassuring miming gloves of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	wobbly God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	quantum digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	twirling mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	censurious mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	Rosewater's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	mime army insignia (espionage) of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	skewed mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	auspicious dog trainer's mime army infiltration glove	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	blurry fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	normal extra-toasted half sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	enchanted mediocre irresponsibly strong tumbling mulled hobo wine	8	decent	Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	twirling ruddy weightlifter's burning paper hat of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	coward's rosy-cheeked grievous burning cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	asbestos-lined scandalous Lo Pan's burning paper slippers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	rosewater-soaked clever wicked burning paper jorts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	family-friendly healthy Sinatra's burning paper crane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	upside-down January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	greasy broken champagne bottle of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	greedy toasty tinsel tights	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	bouncing frightening Lo Pan's wad of used tape of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	maroon wobbly aromatic stiffened brainy silent nightlight of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	vacuum-sealed warmed sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 44
9697	unsweetened pressed teal Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 61
9698	frozen flattened hot button candy	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 53
9699	green family-friendly rosewater-soaked greasy makeshift garbage shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	ghostly novelty monorail ticket of chilblains of the detective	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	twisted shaking pills	1		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 35
9702	mixed furry pill	1		
9703	denatured huge beefy pill	1		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 15
9704	twisted cyan excitement pill	1		
9705	powdered upside-down red vitamin G pill	1		
9706	pickled purple lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	boiled blinking dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	skewed narrow How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	green Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	pulsating Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	brainy genie's turbane of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	squat rosewater-soaked genie's scimitar of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	scandalous genie's pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	scorching forbidden genie's bracers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	gray Van der Graaf grievous psychic's circlet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	prompt extremely unsafe psychic's crystal ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	ghostly cyan nasty occult psychic's pslacks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	ghostly wool psychic's amulet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	moldy heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	adequate Swedish massage fish	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	weak drinkable Third Base	2	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	acceptable weak Bustle Hustler	2	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	irradiated double-warmed adjusted blurry Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	super-ionized electrified maroon pulsating Bettie page	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	extra-boiled vacuum-sealed lime green skewed tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	improved heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	mirror heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	upside-down Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	blurry Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	diffused improved blurry rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 25
9744	irradiated mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 28
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	cold-filtered activated blurry rhinestone	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 11
9747	twirling 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	jittery piracetam	0		
9752	huge ultracalcium	0		
9753	lime green ginseng	0		
9754	MacGyver's Team Avarice cap	0		Maximum MP: +100
9755	Team Sloth cap of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
9756	Team Wrath cap of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
9757	spinning Mu cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
9758	spinning Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	shaking Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	blue Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	blurry Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	ghostly narrow Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	mirror Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	blinking Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	huge blurry Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	shaking Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	bouncing Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	red Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	huge Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	olive Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	wobbly Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	pulsating Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	jittery Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	huge Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	blurry Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	gray Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	gray Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	cyan Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	fuchsia spinning Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	squat Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	cyan Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	blinking Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	squat shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	squat muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	skewed amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	twirling smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	twisted skewed magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	pickled upside-down purple brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 25
9830	altered twirling glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	compressed fuchsia scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 5
9832	mixed pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	vaporized lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	modified narrow green gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	gray nippy clever FantasyRealm G. E. M. of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	blinking stiffened FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	Jack Frost's FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	skewed careful occult &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
9844	twirling FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	bouncing plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	green LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	bouncing twirling dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	blurry faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	skewed poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	huge to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	pressed universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	blurry fuchsia huge LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	twirling LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	tiny decent FantasyRealm turkey leg	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	mediocre fancy watered-down FantasyRealm mead	2	decent	Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	twirling Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	adequate spinning cyan druidic s'more	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	dehydrated fuchsia sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	boozy drinkable blinking spinning mourning wine	5	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	shaking map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	bland denastified haunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	tolerable bad rum and good cola	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	polymerized cold-filtered Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	flame-wreathed healthy leggings of the Spider Queen of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	ghostly Jeselnik's nasty Master Thief's utility belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	Usain Bolt's auspicious curative Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	greedy MacGyver's grievous Dragonscale breastplate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	quilted grievous belt of Ogrekind of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	red rosy-cheeked beefy The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	gray twirling sharpshooter's wholesome nozzle of the Phoenix of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	double-paned weightlifter's the Archwizard's briefs of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	frosty studded the Ley Incursion's waist of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	frightening slick thinker's shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	bouncing studded quilted ring of the Skeleton Lord of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	greedy inspector's vibrating scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	blurry teal Annie Oakley's fortified Socratic deadfall branch of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
9894	aromatic quilted wicked Newton's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	upside-down charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	olive dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	bouncing notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	perfectly mixed squat two meat muck	3	EPIC	
9899	decent chocolate Ogre Chieftain	4	good	
9900	gigantic rotten chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	6	crappy	
9901	flavorless immense chocolate Spider Queen	9	decent	
9902	bad hipster cocktail	4	decent	
9903	upside-down God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	ghostly God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	huge G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	blinking gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	blurry glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	bite-sized decent good guava	1	good	
9916	tolerable gin and ginger	4	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	compressed pulsating fuchsia gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	upside-down SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	unsweetened Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	frozen adjusted unsweetened Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	compressed skewed pulsating Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	huge Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	extremely unsafe Brutal brogues of the overflowing toilet of temperance of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	lightning-fast banded smooth Draftsman's driving gloves of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	bouncing Rosewater's savvy Nouveau nosering of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	corrupted skewed sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	tarnished ionized yellow boiling broth	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	polarized activated twirling interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	purple skewed Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	upside-down Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	green kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	blinking Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	ghostly sizzling hardened PARTY HARD T-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	blurry yellow Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	lime green gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	aged Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	purple neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	pentagram bandana of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	red chaotic skull ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	cyan electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	tasty PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	bouncing shaking Jeselnik's cool dorky glasses	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	mirror Sherlock's crafty ponytail clip	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	blurry unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	diluted twirling Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	narrow electrified cosmetic football	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	wholesome grievous shoe ad T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	hale pump-up high-tops	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	triple-alkaline runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	fuchsia very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	green huge noticeable pumps of James Dean of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	mediocre everfull glass	4	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	blinking van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	foul-smelling crafty denim jacket	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	lightning-fast stanky ratty knitted cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	greedy intimidating chainsaw of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	distilled tolerable shaking party beer bomb	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	moldy tiny sweet party mix	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	mixed blinking party balloon	1		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	skewed party pants of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	Annie Oakley's Rosewater's party whip of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	blinking Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	drinkable practically non-alcoholic TRIO cup of beer	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	tiny moldy party platter for one	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	dried twirling lime green tumbling Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	bouncing party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	lightning-fast dance instructor's party crasher	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	yellow snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	blurry narrow snakeskin thighboots of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	Annie Oakley's boxer's snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	Tesla snakeskin jacket of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	ghostly green slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	steel-toed slime waders of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	perfumed dangerous sage slime fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	wholesome groovy slime knuckles of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	skewed government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	shaking nasty Fonzie's government-issued slacks of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	family-friendly Annie Oakley's brawny government-issued eyeshade	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	Herculean government-issued necktie of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	rosewater-soaked strapping mutant arm of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	dance instructor's Samson's mutant legs of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	avaricious double-paned mutant crown of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	bland ghostly ectoplasm	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	adequate	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	smooth bottle of vodka	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	yummy pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	artisanal martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	moldy mirror purple cherry pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	artisanal fancy narrow eggnog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	green glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	bland small Hell ramen	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	practically non-alcoholic artisanal gimlet	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	hand-crafted fancy weak twice-haunted screwdriver	2	EPIC	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	fancy decent candy cane	3	good	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	perfectly mixed runny fermented egg	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	spoiled narrow oldcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	small decent traditional Crimbo cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	sage plastic wild beaver	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	censurious plastic reindeer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	plastic Caf&eacute; Elf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	blinking jittery plastic orphan	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	shaking plastic Abuela Crimbo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	jittery lime green Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	red chilly pristine walrus tusk of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	executive Staff of Frozen Lard of the wise owl of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	mirror plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	blinking jittery mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	flavorless blinking grilled mooseflank	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	massive toothsome tumbling moosemeat pie	6	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	purple family-friendly balanced antler	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	dam of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	drinkable weak beavermouth	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	spirit-forward bad beaver punch (papaya)	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	tolerable beaver punch (peach)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	artisanal triple-distilled beaver punch (cherry)	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	olive wizardly Canadian lantern	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	narrow twirling beefcake's muskox-skin cap	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	toothsome jumbo ghostly glass of raw eggs	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	bad jittery punch-drunk punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	pickled narrow body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	shaking pulsating bauxite beret of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	pulsating knitted bauxite boxers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	smartaleck's bauxite bow-tie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	shaking family-friendly dog trainer's Socratic weightlifter's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	decent twirling sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	ghostly rosewater-soaked manspreader's red-hot sausage fork	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bouncing bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	narrow jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	blue Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	high-proof artisanal beer	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	adequate yule gruel	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	aged olive hot watered rum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	enchanted hand-crafted watered-down bottle of Crimbognac	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	rotten Crimboysters Rockefeller	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	distilled narrow Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	mirror Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	skewed wobbly Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	jittery purple narrow Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	upside-down blinking Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	nippy Crimbolex watch of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	wobbly double-paned chaotic hand-knitted Crimbo socks of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
10082	careful chaotic chalk chlamys	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	tumbling spinning Oprah's chalk chain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	smelly rosy-cheeked chalk chalice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	careful wicked chalk chinos	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	shaking blinking spinning Lo Pan's thinker's chalk chapeau	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	gray sharpshooter's clever chalk choker	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	distilled jittery chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	moist mirror candy chalk	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 40
10090	lion tamer's padded marble maebari	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	greedy brawny marble mantle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	stylish marble magnet of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	teal twirling stanky sinister marble mignonette bowl	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	blurry fireproof clever marble medallion	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	lightning-fast marble mariachi hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	mixed huge marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	diffused Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 22
10098	veiny extremely unsafe punching bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	razor-sharp dangerous pith helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	green hale Sinatra's poncho	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	pulsating savvy pendant of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	palazzos of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	Samson's pseudoaccordion of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	diluted wobbly pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	triple-colloidal blurry jittery Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 43
10106	banded Socratic terra cotta truss	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	horrifying weightlifter's terra cotta trousers	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	ghostly coward's vibrating terra cotta tongs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	wholesome steel-toed terra cotta train	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	electrified Sinatra's terra cotta tie tack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	sinister terra cotta tambourine of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	dried huge blinking terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	enhanced ionized terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 29
10114	velour voulge of the sewer of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	frosty velour vambraces of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	stiffened dance instructor's velour veil	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	mirror Oprah's grievous velour viscometer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	green vibrating deadly velour valise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	family-friendly brainy velour vaqueros	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	mixed green skewed velour veneer	1		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	pressed Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 64
10122	skewed gravedigger's glass suspenders of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	bouncing purple cool glass shield of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	yellow blinking groovy wizardly glass stetson	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	toasty Jack Frost's glass spectacles	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	Van der Graaf glass shiv of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	chilly shellacked glass serape	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	powdered pulsating blinking glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	flattened tarnished enhanced hard candy	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 12
10130	ghostly manspreader's occult loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	cyan foul-smelling extremely unsafe loofah lei	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	upside-down miser's Jim Carey's loofah lederhosen	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	grievous loofah ladle of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	vibrating quilted loofah legwarmers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	thinker's loofah lavalier of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	pickled jittery wobbly loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	Vulcanized maroon chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
10138	healthy extremely unsafe flagstone flag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	flame-retardant flagstone flail of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	ghostly Fonzie's brawny flagstone flip-flops	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	frightening weightlifter's flagstone fez	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	steel-toed cool flagstone fleece	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	sinister flagstone fringe of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	altered flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	diffused corrupted tumbling Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 35
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	narrow tumbling cobbled-together Meat detector of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	super-flattened olive tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	mixed upside-down prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	experienced tailored vest	0		Experience: +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	huge sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	razor-sharp elf army poncho	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	bland elf army field rations	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	discarded bowtie of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	watered-down tolerable martiny	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	cold-filtered irradiated anodized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
10161	non-ionized Vulcanized virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 22
10162	polymerized corrupted pressed ghostly mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 17
10163	unsweetened enhanced narrow government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 40
10164	chilled squat Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 34
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	tumbling stylish Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	flavorless miniature bloodstick	2	decent	
10170	practically non-alcoholic smooth bottle of Sanguiovese	1	awesome	
10171	decent big blurry actual blood sausage	5	good	
10172	weak bad mulled blood	2	decent	
10173	stale super-sized twirling blood snowcone	5	decent	
10174	drinkable Red Russian	3	good	
10175	moldy blood roll-up	3	crappy	
10176	weak smooth bottle of blood	2	awesome	
10177	toothsome red blood-soaked sponge cake	3	awesome	
10178	artisanal spinning vampagne	3	super EPIC	
10179	bland plain snowcone	4	decent	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	bouncing money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	mirror blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	blue PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	prompt wool supercharged PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	wobbly compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	pulsating Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	pulsating narrow recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	yellow tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	big moldy ghostly crabsicle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	hand-crafted bottle of dark rhum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	lousy maroon bottle of extra-dark rhum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	perfectly mixed weak bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	triple-Vulcanized extra-wet pulsating upside-down pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	squat lard-coated sage conquistador's breastplate	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	pirate pantaloons of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	shaking windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	pirate radio ring of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	moldy special pineapple slab	3	crappy	Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	miniature yummy hibiscus petal	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	irradiated activated twirling huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	distilled blinking maroon huge blinking ice molecule	1		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	tumbling Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	narrow purple Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	yellow Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	twirling huge blurry Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	distilled squat pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	tumbling PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	bouncing flame-retardant plush sea serpent	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	normal pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	cyan ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	electrified piratical blunderbuss of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	toasty fortified PirateRealm party hat of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	tolerable Island Landslide	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	lousy skewed Island Thunderstorm	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	triple-distilled tolerable yellow Island Hurricane	6	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	aged Skull Punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	strong tolerable narrow Electric Punch	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Smuggler's Punch	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	practically non-alcoholic delicious Scorpion Bowl	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	mediocre Turtle Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	bad Cobra Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	censurious Temple Grandin's hardened vampyric cloake of the storm of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	maroon pulsating plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	deionized red one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 13
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	energetic ruddy hardened Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	manspreader's Van der Graaf crafty Oprah's supercharged baleful Newton's experienced sage strapping hewn moon-rune spoon of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: 80, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	upside-down upside-down cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	medical-grade smartaleck's Beach Comb of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	maroon small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	pulsating empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	polarized dry magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	enhanced quantum pickled cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	triple-tarnished gray gray seashell	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	boiled energized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	vacuum-sealed seashell	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	delicious bouncing bottle of sea wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	dehydrated ghostly jittery kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	shaking prompt avaricious censurious frosty Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's steel-toed Newton's educational driftwood hat	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	flame-retardant Tesla resourceful Oprah's forbidden Fonzie's driftwood pants of vim and vigor of Gandalf of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	miser's dangerous educational groovy driftwood bracelet of Calamity Jane of Gandalf of horror of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: 60, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	fireproof sizzling weightlifter's waders	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	yellow auspicious Annie Oakley's vibrating spearfish fishing spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	purple dangerous smooth rabbitfish fin of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	blurry piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	cyan jittery hale dangerous pirate cutlass of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	reassuring energetic Newton's tricorn hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	wicked swash buckle of Gandalf of courage	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	frightening meteorite earring of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	bouncing lime green Herculean savvy meteorite necklace of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	Usain Bolt's censurious sinister meteorite ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	ionized liquefied Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 46
10290	improved deionized chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 45
10291	blue perfumed vibrating strapping driftwood beach comb	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	ghostly stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	dog trainer's careful Tesla whittled tiara	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	double-paned Jack Frost's studded whittled shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	foul-smelling scorching extremely unsafe whittled flail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	twirling fireproof shellacked whittled wand of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	twirling reassuring careful whittled flute of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	up-at-dawn nasty banded whittled bear figurine	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	mansplainer's Lo Pan's Da Vinci's whittled owl figurine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	narrow greasy brainy whittled fox figurine of temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	auspicious asbestos-lined chaotic fortified whittled walking stick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	bland squat campfire hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	rotten huge campfire baked potato	9	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	thick toothsome huge campfire s'more	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	immense normal campfire beans	9	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	yummy campfire stew	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	fancy narrow mirror campfire coffee	1	decent	Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	irradiated warmed green blinking leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 42
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	pulsating burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	snack-sized delicious space chowder	2	awesome	
10321	bad practically non-alcoholic blinking space wine	1	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	frosty chilly Da Vinci's Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	narrow unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	bite-sized normal bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	huge bland flan del mar	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	jumbo toothsome Baja sopapilla	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	plastic Mer-kin baker of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	narrow ruddy plastic sea elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	wholesome plastic yuleviathan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	bouncing rosewater-soaked plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	zippy plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	half-sized stale mana-coated yams	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	moldy mana-basted tofurkey leg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	rotten blinking mana-fortified cranberry sauce	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	adequate low-calorie mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	flattened dry pulsating patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	modified pulsating industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	altered energized teal narrow unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	twisted lime green vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dried a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	chilled bouncing organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	delicious weak boot flask	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	frozen infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	green madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	dried jittery fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	fancy rotten mirror guffin	3	crappy	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	distilled Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	distilled non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	pickled peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	vacuum-sealed mirror Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	frozen anodized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	modified livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	teal micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	powdered wobbly fuchsia beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	mirror blinking slick oxygenated eggnog helmet of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	Vulcanized concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	tarnished energized blue liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	huge wobbly Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	quilted weightlifter's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	twirling Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	moist tarnished salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	wizardly ribbon candy ascot of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	blinking moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	cyan shaking intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	skewed arcane researcher's anemoney clip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	altered mirror super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	wholesome Socratic icing poncho of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	dry glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	olive tumbling electrified Mer-kin rollpin of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	upside-down personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	squat tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	flavorless bowl of mernudo	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	acceptable pulsating fishelada	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	enchanted flavorless ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	mirror waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	shaking waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	ghostly Annie Oakley's dance instructor's nutcracker hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	rosewater-soaked nutcracker waistcoat of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	Jack Frost's nutcracker pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	smooth nutcracker boots of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	frightening savvy nutcracker sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	twirling brainy nutcracker drumstick of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	healthy steel-toed nutcracker beard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	Tesla hardened nutcracker cape	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	jittery asbestos-lined forbidden nutcracker epaulets	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	red nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	massive moldy salt plum	8	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	rotten and bean	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	nasty wholesome kelp-holly gun of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	Jack Frost's MacGyver's Yuleviathan necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	Sherlock's vibrating peppermint spine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	ribald veiny soggy elf shoes	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	experienced brainy Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	stiffened boxer's kelp-holly drape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	smelly energetic extremely unsafe Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	bland tempura and bean	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	hand-crafted salt plum sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	pressed quadruple-improved purple pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	wet jittery twirling almond	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 65
10429	wet denatured skewed wobbly blurry handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	jittery nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	Jack Frost's curative Da Vinci's Retrospecs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	gray unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	mirror Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	tumbling mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	Jeselnik's smelly therapeutic quilted Powerful Glove of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	Tesla brawny Drip harness of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
10442	spinning drippy truncheon of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	adequate drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	practically non-alcoholic lousy lime green glass of drippy wine	1	drippy	
10447	adequate drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	super-sized rotten drippy plum(?)	5	drippy	
10449	hale drippy stake	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	ghostly mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	skewed super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	aerosolized pickled spinning lime green fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 22
10459	altered pickled alkaline ghostly green healthy juice	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 45
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	olive hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	wobbly bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	olive work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	squat boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	lime green Samson's cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
10467	olive friendly coward's back shell	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	squat power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	upside-down Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	huge fuchsia MacGyver's bony back shell	0		Maximum MP: +100
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	vacuum-sealed wobbly blooper ink	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 17
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	blurry rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	squat plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	green narrow free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	blinking spinning plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	upside-down bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	skewed wobbly free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	pulsating colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	moldy huge mushroom filet	8	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	bouncing bouncing mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	vaporized mushroom tea	1		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	watered-down bad ghostly mushroom whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	censurious therapeutic mushroom cap of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	huge manspreader's beefy mushroom shield of horror of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	greasy scorching electrified steel-toed mushroom pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	red lard-coated fortified deadly mushroom badge of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	concentrated olive piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	shaking skewed plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	blinking Herculean kettle bell	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	frosty glued-together crystal ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	spinning friendly martini dregs	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	blue brawny flickering flashlight	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	veiny crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	prompt outmoded fidget toy	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	bouncing flimsy ski pole of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	bouncing spinning Socratic discarded finger painting	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	flame-retardant pizza box	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	chipped coffee mug of the dark arts of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	bouncing Left-Hand Man action figure of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	ghostly drippy bezoar	0		
10517	blue Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	ghostly drippy flux	0		
10524	skewed drippy stein	0		
10525	hand-crafted weak drippy pilsner	2	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	upside-down gory drippy orb of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	purple Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	smartaleck's brawny Guzzlr tablet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	sinister Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	artisanal Ghiaccio Colada	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	delicious Sourfinger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	hand-crafted Nog-on-the-Cob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	distilled lousy Steamboat	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	aged Buttery Boy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	bouncing gravedigger's supercool clown car key	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	auspicious foul-smelling toasty batting cage key	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	supercharged extremely unsafe aqu&iacute; of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	shaking Usain Bolt's groovy knob labinet key of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	mirror reassuring smartaleck's weremoose key of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	vibrating peg key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	curative kekekey	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	rabbit's foot key of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	maroon greasy knob shaft skate key of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	cyan healthy fortified thinker's ice key	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	coward's anchovy can key	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	squat cyan scorching sharpshooter's cactus key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	miser's beefy f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	squat auspicious smooth treasure chest key	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	fortified deadly dance instructor's demonic key	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	key sausage of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	deadly knob treasury key of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	squat electrified groovy brawny scrap key	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	inspector's flame-retardant rose key	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	skewed resourceful music box key	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	mansplainer's fortified actual skeleton key	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	rosy-cheeked deep-fried key of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	skewed wobbly wizardly discarded bike lock key of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	spinning Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	jittery lime green Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	extra-ionized alkaline blurry marshroom	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 44
10573	tumbling bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	spinning Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	colloidal blinking salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 61
10577	electrified narrow jittery writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 15
10578	magnetized improved narrow gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 52
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	cyan dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	pulsating SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	therapeutic birch battery of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	wool beefy ebony epee of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	blurry Sherlock's energetic Samson's weeping willow wand	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	zippy Tesla groovy beechwood blowgun	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	knitted studded maple magnet of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	fuchsia jittery Annie Oakley's hemlock helm of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	avaricious brainy balsam barrel of the storm	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	olive redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	liquefied super-dry lime green redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	cyan purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	double-paned ribald scorching purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	Van der Graaf Herculean smooth weightlifter's beefy wormwood wedding ring	0		Muscle: 25, Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	teal Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	shaking drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	twirling Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	deadly ert grey goo ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	narrow Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	moist blurry olive pulsating Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	double-colloidal unsweetened Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	blue Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	small decent cyan Yeg's Motel pillow mint	2	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	alkaline quantum Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	green Sinatra's strapping Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	blinking Usain Bolt's weightlifter's Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	flame-wreathed Newton's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	squat Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	huge Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	shaking squat frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	yellow jittery tumbling greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	wobbly onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	twirling alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	teal skewed bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	olive aromatic Fonzie's Cargo Cultist Shorts of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	skewed jittery complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	weak perfectly mixed flask of moonshine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	horrifying flame-wreathed sea-worn candlestick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	upside-down Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	modified unsweetened null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	rotten skewed chocolate chip muffin	4	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	blue Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	tumbling pulsating packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	green box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	shaking greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	blinking subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	super-aerosolized ghostly fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	double-aerosolized magnetized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	concentrated corrupted huge cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	anodized overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	colloidal chilled hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	deionized hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	skewed Book of Old-Timey Carols of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	pulsating groovy Crimbo smile	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	huge scandalous SalesCo sample kit	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	adjusted Vulcanized improved jittery bouncing candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	magnetized blinking yellow blurry sugar	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	quantum multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	plastic Crimbo caroler of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	pulsating wool plastic multi-level marketer	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	rock-hard plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	Oprah's plastic Mirth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	bouncing Lo Pan's plastic Penny	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	shaking personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	green neck wreath of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	stanky shining star cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	nativity shorts of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	therapeutic myrrh pouch of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	auspicious crafty frankincenser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	huge mansplainer's gilded trumpet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	yellow wobbly shaking &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	twirling blue asbestos-lined wine carrier	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	candy bucket of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	adjusted aerosolized pulsating prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	aerosolized energized imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	alkaline yellow hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	huge government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	gray Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	twirling candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	jittery food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	ghostly huge booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	olive candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	Socratic slick fruit bat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	smelly Van der Graaf tinsel orb	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	narrow purple occult brawny snowpack	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	ribald horrifying Satan hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	shaking shaking brainy Crimbo stockings of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	shaking mirror hardy steel-toed poncho de azucar	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	squat The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	cyan The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	narrow twirling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	pulsating The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	mirror The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	lime green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	flavorless and pepper (stale)	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	acceptable cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	fuchsia goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	drinkable watered-down barrel-aged eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	bite-sized fancy rotten hand-crafted candy cane	1	crappy	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	normal drive-thru burger	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	smooth practically non-alcoholic green Boulevardier cocktail	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	nitrogenated super-irradiated Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	enchanted decent fuchsia bowl full of jelly	4	good	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	weak acceptable Eye and a Twist	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	colloidal tarnished Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	blue packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	spinning crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	blinking fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	skewed blinking huge fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	shaking squat spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	pulsating robo-battery	0		
10736	shaking Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	ionized battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	electrified quantum narrow blinking blue battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	cold-filtered upside-down purple battery (D)	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	quadruple-activated narrow shaking battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	pressed modified ghostly battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	unsweetened corrupted blurry battery (car)	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	smooth fortified marshmallow bomb	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	yellow packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	colloidal shaking upside-down short beer	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	denatured short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	vacuum-sealed short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	aerosolized pickled squat short glass of water	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	double-boiled super-cold-filtered skewed short	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	tumbling Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	shaking ribald razor-sharp familiar scrapbook	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	skewed packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	mirror clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	lion tamer's chaotic fedora-mounted fountain of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	scandalous scorching rock-hard sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	green rock-hard cool porkpie-mounted popper of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	squat rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	moldy half-sized spinning fire crackers	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	lightning-fast reassuring Catherine Wheel	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	blurry narrow flame-wreathed padded rocket boots	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	nasty experienced sparkler	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	tumbling Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	oxidized Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	wet bouncing twirling The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	anodized frozen Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	denatured twirling ghostly Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	frozen Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	scandalous extra-large utility candle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	blinking razor-sharp runed taper candle of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	upside-down novelty sparkling candle of horror of doom of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	maroon double-paned vibrating Abracandalabra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	pulsating toasty Sinatra's extra-wide head candle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	liquefied bouncing natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	modified chilled rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	adjusted tumbling jittery banana candle	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	non-altered ear candle	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	alkaline liquefied votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	jittery tumbling stiffened water candle	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	therapeutic B. L. A. R. T.	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	bouncing Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	executive asbestos-lined MacGyver's rock-hard industrial fire extinguisher of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	twirling French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	upside-down packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	horrifying ruddy Daylight Shavings Helmet of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	decent huge squat bread man	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	spoiled bite-sized plain candy cane	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	moldy massive flour cookie	9	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	careful plastic food lab	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	pulsating miser's plastic nog lab	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	blinking padded plastic chem lab	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	upside-down slick plastic primary lab	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	plastic Cheer Core of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	jittery medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	skewed foul-smelling nippy Fonzie's ice crown	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	supercharged wicked weightlifter's jeans	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	toasty fortified smooth ice wrap	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	fancy flavorless tofu pop	3	decent	Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	diet decent bowl of prescription candy	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	flavorless fishcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	flavorless bone broth	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	moldy star pop	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	artisanal Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	drinkable fancy practically non-alcoholic Doc's Smartifying Wine	1	good	Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	practically non-alcoholic smooth Doc's Limbering Wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	perfectly mixed jittery Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	mixed teal Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	mixed Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	powdered ghostly Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dried yellow twirling Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	extra-flattened anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	double-chilled jittery anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	adjusted bouncing fuchsia anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	deionized nitrogenated anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	electrified triple-flattened cyan huge narrow anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	non-modified pressed boiled anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	drinkable Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	rotten bread pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	drinkable watered-down blinking clear Russian	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	mirror Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	pulsating Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	huge gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	cozy scarf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	moldy enchanted half-sized huge Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	super-boiled pulsating fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	upside-down flame-wreathed third ear	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	narrow yellow festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	hale peppermint-scented socks	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	blurry depleted Crimbonium football helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	spoiled &quot;caramel&quot;	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	flame-wreathed self-repairing earmuffs	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	coward's carnivorous potted plant	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	purple Tesla yule hatchet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	stale lab-grown meat	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	ghostly up-at-dawn fleece	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	ghostly pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	gravedigger's Temple Grandin's personal trainer's can of mixed everything	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	flavorless meatball	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	maroon cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	maroon meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	dehydrated green spinning fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	mirror 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	pickled jittery astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 50
10884	huge mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	Sherlock's weightlifter's magnifying glass of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	watered-down tolerable void lager	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	rotten big void burger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	stiffened fortified experienced thinker's void shard	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	olive undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	combat lover's locket of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	mirror grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	yellow trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	bouncing resourceful veiny stylish unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	double-flattened unsweetened liquefied emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	up-at-dawn survival knife	0		Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	crank-powered radio on a lanyard of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	mirror wholesome headlamp	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	zippy thermal blanket of the ox of James Dean	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	upside-down Samson's atlas of local maps	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	corrupted gray spinning spare battery	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	magnetized single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	concentrated gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	small decent 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	mirror bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	yummy blurry expired MRE	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	spoiled enchanted low-calorie cool mint precipice bar	1	crappy	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	flavorless small carrot cake precipice bar	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	cyan huge The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	blue Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	shaking packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	gray pulsating family-friendly June cleaver of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	weak lousy Dad's brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	tumbling padded wizardly teacher's pen	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	low-calorie adequate fire-roasted lake trout	1	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	rotten guilty sprout	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	mirror rock-hard stiffened mother's necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 6, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	activated wet skewed trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	diffused polymerized savings bond	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	mixed blurry gray sweat-ade	1		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	jittery unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	blurry thick dinosaur	0		
10934	pulsating dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	blue nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	blue prompt pterodactyl rifle	0		Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	skewed dinosaur dart	0		
10941	oxidized enhanced ghostly Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 39
10942	upside-down olive dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	greasy camouflage vest	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
10944	spinning Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	red prompt gravedigger's smooth awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
10948	bouncing reflective vest	0		Item Drop: +5
10949	Lo Pan's dinosaur	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
10950	red Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	scorching fortified Jurassic Parka	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	cyan autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	super-polymerized polarized diffused shaking spinning autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	bad AutumnFest ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	teal frightening razor-sharp autumn sweater-weather sweater of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	ghostly lard-coated stiffened beefcake's autumn debris shield of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	flavorless snack-sized twirling autumn-spice donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	boiled autumn dollar	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	mansplainer's autumn leaf pendant of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	powdered autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	chilled quantum blue bouncing autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	weak artisanal purple Oopsie IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	blinking mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	huge St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	normal ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	adequate big Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	rotten roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	jumbo moldy St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	stale Pete's wiley whey bar	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	enchanted bland huge blurry maroon Pete's rich ricotta	7	decent	Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	mediocre fancy tumbling Boris's beer	4	decent	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	decent special honey bun of Boris	4	good	Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	decent Boris's bread	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	skewed shaking Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	fancy tiny flavorless baked veggie ricotta casserole	1	decent	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	gigantic moldy plain calzone	7	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	half-sized rotten upside-down roasted vegetable focaccia	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	super-sized decent Pizza of Legend	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	spoiled gigantic Calzone of Legend	9	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	huge red Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	gray narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	stale half-sized Deep Dish of Legend	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	fuchsia narrow tumbling government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	prohie's hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	nitrogenated pressed imported taffy	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	experienced slick Charleston shoes	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	squat clever deadly rare oboe	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	arcane researcher's bullet necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	flavorless swamp haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	blinking Jeselnik's scorching gator shades	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	blurry milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	tolerable Charleston Choo-Choo	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	watered-down perfectly mixed Velvet Veil	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	mediocre high-proof red Marltini	7	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	special mediocre Strong, Silent Type	3	decent	Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	acceptable special fortified upside-down Mysterious Stranger	5	good	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	tolerable Champagne Shimmy	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	green bouncing greedy banded ceramic cestus	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	cyan toasty weightlifter's ceramic centurion shield of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	banded occult ceramic celery grater	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	Van der Graaf dance instructor's ceramic celsiturometer of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	careful sinister ceramic cerecloth belt of horror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	aromatic hardened beefcake's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	powdered ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	enhanced tarnished ghostly extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 30
11028	cyan up-at-dawn chiffon chevrons of incineration of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	nasty fortified occult chiffon chapeau	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	grievous chiffon chamberpot of the storm of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	shellacked chiffon chemise of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	flame-wreathed stiffened arcane researcher's chiffon chakram	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	blinking asbestos-lined supercool chiffon chaps of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	flattened pulsating teal chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 38
11036	delicious chocomotive	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	decent small freightcake	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	hand-crafted narrow cabooze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	skewed plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	plastic dining car of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	horrifying scorching plastic coal car	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	blurry fuchsia Newton's plastic locomotive	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	skewed red Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	ghostly pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	oxidized frozen aerosolized bouncing Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 26
11051	enhanced Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 43
11052	galvanized Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 53
11053	altered dry spinning upside-down Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 16
11054	enhanced frozen diffused Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 34
11055	chilled Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 53
11056	squat ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	blurry ping-pong ball	0		
11058	flame-wreathed Trainbot harness	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	tumbling Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	red blurry Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	Jack Frost's baleful Newton's head-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	cyan foul-smelling studded leg-mounted Trainbots of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	pulsating Van der Graaf steel-toed shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	upside-down Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	bad dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	decent	
11068	maroon lost elf luggage	0		
11069	cyan wobbly Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	spoiled thick wobbly honey-drenched ham slice	5	crappy	
11071	strong mediocre mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	5	decent	
11072	adequate gigantic Crimbo food scraps	8	good	
11073	gray arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	mirror industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	rotten steamed oyster	3	crappy	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	pulsating steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	spinning crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	twirling crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	perfectly mixed huge Crimbosmopolitan	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	flavorless small twirling Crimbo dinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	twirling overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	huge The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	tumbling unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	olive Sherlock's grubby wool hat of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25
11093	smartaleck's grubby wool scarf of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
11094	blurry frightening crafty Sinatra's grubby wool trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
11095	flame-wreathed medical-grade Samson's thinker's grubby wool gloves	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11096	twirling grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	mediocre wobbly nice warm beer	4	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	blurry Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	spinning packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	twisted fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	teal hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	massive rotten huge pixel bread	6	crappy	
11113	mediocre pixel whiskey	4	decent	
11114	green ghostly pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	extra-cold-filtered glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	cold-filtered ionized blurry pulsating mushroom	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	quantum narrow five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	half-sized normal huge skewed super good fruit	2	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	diluted teal energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	Tesla quilted hot pepper	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	super-ionized out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	quantum improved concentrated fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	electrified flapper fly	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	lousy blurry shot of wasp venom	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	double-galvanized narrow filled mosquito	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	triple-chilled modified altered skewed shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	oxidized upside-down fuchsia ghostly pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	Vulcanized double-liquefied blurry pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	adjusted improved angry agate	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	quadruple-adjusted spinning lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	bite-sized rotten fancy gray shadow sausage	1	crappy	Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	friendly supercharged shadow skin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	ionized concentrated shadow flame	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	normal shadow bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	lousy watered-down shadow fluid	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	squat shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	perfectly mixed weak shadow venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	diluted purple jittery shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	double-paned resourceful veiny shadow stick	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	auspicious Socratic bat paw	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +10
11148	flame-wreathed uncursed bat paw	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11149	groovy sage goblin cape of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3
11150	huge Jack Frost's uncursed goblin cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
11151	lightning-fast studded dragon wishbone	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +40
11152	prompt uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Adventures: +3
11153	bouncing knitted arcane researcher's savvy stats of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
11154	pulsating rosy-cheeked uncursed stats	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
11155	jittery flame-wreathed arcane orb of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11156	steel-toed uncursed arcane orb	0		Damage Reduction: 9
11157	sharpshooter's machete	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11158	crafty uncursed machete	0		Maximum MP: +10
11159	spinning blanket	0		
11160	blinking uncursed blanket	0		
11161	bouncing lion tamer's medallion of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11162	sharpshooter's uncursed medallion	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	maroon ghostly The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	spinning shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	yellow closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	jittery closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	spinning shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	bouncing lime green shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	olive shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	spinning deadly Da Vinci's shadow chef's hat of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	zippy studded shadow trousers of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: 80, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	squat extremely unsafe groovy shadow hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	Annie Oakley's beefy shadow monocle of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	pulsating shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	gigantic moldy shadow hot dog	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	fancy tolerable skewed shadow martini	3	good	Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	mixed upside-down shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	upside-down monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	alkaline shadow candy	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 30
11189	huge replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	squat replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	blue dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	blue replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	wobbly replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	shaking dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	toasty wicked dance instructor's replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	lime green stanky Tesla slick replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	squat foul-smelling frosty stylish replica navel ring of navel gazing of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	groovy replica V for Vivala mask of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	nasty Oprah's replica haiku katana of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	blinking replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	blurry olive greedy scorching weightlifter's replica Elvish sunglasses of James Dean	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	skewed replica stone sphere	0		
11209	narrow asbestos-lined mansplainer's replica Greatest American Pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	fortified replica Juju Mojo Mask of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
11212	lightning-fast therapeutic hale replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	pulsating greasy sizzling replica plastic vampire fangs of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	jittery fireproof replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	upside-down replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	blue miser's deadly personal trainer's Cincho de Mayo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	jittery dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	narrow replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	olive replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	upside-down replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	tumbling replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	ghostly replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	bouncing replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	MacGyver's weightlifter's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of James Dean	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	clever medical-grade arcane researcher's beefcake's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11242	mirror gravedigger's frosty Tesla hale steel-toed quilted Rosewater's thinker's beefy replica hewn moon-rune spoon of doom	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	spinning replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	ghostly veiny banded padded baleful replica Powerful Glove of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: 120, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	flame-retardant ribald scorching Sinatra's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
11246	blurry ghostly lightning-fast double-paned shellacked banded brawny replica industrial fire extinguisher of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	scandalous Annie Oakley's replica Jurassic Parka	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	yellow twirling replica grey gosling	0		
11251	skewed replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	up-at-dawn Usain Bolt's flame-retardant replica Cincho de Mayo of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	wobbly wobbly olive wobbly Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	jittery shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	asbestos-lined frosty wholesome hardened brawny &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	upside-down Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	Oprah's wizardly pro skateboard	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	mirror Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	huge Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	pulsating olive spinning Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	tumbling Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	asbestos-lined MacGyver's curative Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	mirror Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	pressed scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	jittery bouncing Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	twirling Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	enhanced bouncing scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	maroon Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	lousy irresponsibly strong skewed Sexy Cosmo	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	up-at-dawn rock-hard red-soled high heels of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	spoiled snack-sized wobbly cyburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	blinking ghostly ncle leg of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
11287	up-at-dawn supercharged rutabuga bag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5
11288	mesquito proboscis of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11289	knitted senate fly thorax	0		Cold Resistance: +3
11290	concentrated bug juice	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 11
11291	mirror spider leg of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11292	wobbly skewed gravedigger's beetle antenna	0		Spooky Damage: +10
11293	red skewed mantis skull of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
11294	liquefied lime green blinking chitin powder	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 45
11295	Sinatra's brawny daddy shortlegs leg	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5
11296	miser's veiny birdybug antenna	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10
11297	squat pulsating perfumed Jack Frost's kilopede skull	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
11298	liquefied frozen shaking olive narrow haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 69
11299	dry boiled ghostly chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 32
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	upside-down boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	half-sized adequate bouncing watermelon	2	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	jittery wobbly watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	rotten squat waffle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	gravedigger's veiny cat o' nine teeth	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	dangerous tooth cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	medical-grade Newton's toothy trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	miniature decent banana split	2	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	blue handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	aged triple-distilled bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	Sherlock's horrifying wholesome baywatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	tumbling Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	twirling teal skewed Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	yellow consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	mirror Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	jittery residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	altered spinning upside-down teal concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 30
11329	boiled bouncing tumbling meat	1		
11330	altered shaking upside-down mirror sparkling orb	1		
11331	boiled mirror hardening cream	1		
11332	diluted twirling pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	cyan book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	blurry Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	frozen concentrated squat sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 24
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	twirling A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	upside-down inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	blue shaking rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	spinning mirror family-friendly rake	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	blinking autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	fuchsia extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	nippy Lo Pan's autumnal aegis	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	flattened frozen squat mirror distilled resin	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	squat lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	maroon narrow Sherlock's dangerous impromptu torch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	blinking chilly fig leaf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	smooth slick smoldering drape	0		Moxie: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	yellow horrifying veiny ruddy wicked beefy leaf crown of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	flavorless bite-sized leafy browns	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	frozen extra-nitrogenated enhanced autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	pressed frozen spinning bouncing coping juice	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	greasy Jeselnik's studded deadly candy cane sword cane of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	spinning Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	pulsating upside-down housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	tasty pickled bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	toothsome spinning salted mutton	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	half-sized decent upside-down corned beet	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	cyan jittery pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	squat purple pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	skewed skewed ghostly wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	flavorless peppermint donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	studded Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	narrow manspreader's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	ghostly military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	mirror blinking Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	wobbly blurry Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	hand-crafted watered-down bouncing Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	shaking Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	flame-retardant manspreader's crafty Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	rock-hard Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	spinning Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	scorching Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	dry Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	Tesla shellacked Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	smelly wicked Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	mediocre Crimbow Rainbo	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	ghostly foul-smelling razor-sharp Elf Guard broom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	bouncing auspicious Van der Graaf supercharged Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	wobbly Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	bad old-school pirate grog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	fancy jumbo toothsome grog nuts	5	awesome	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	wobbly miser's cool sawed-off blunderbuss of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	hand-crafted huge officer's nog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	olive peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	jumbo bland tumbling sundae ration	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	delicious spinning peppermint tack	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	stale whalesteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	spinning fireproof careful whalegun of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	wobbly Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	twirling Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	purple avaricious deadly personal trainer's Elf Guard clipboard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	beefy pegfinger	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	mediocre cyan and claret	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	upside-down Jim Carey's Elf Guard and beret	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	squat bouncing hale wholesome wicked shipwright's hammer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	pulsating experienced strapping gunwale of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	horrifying frosty Kelflar vest of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	diffused whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	shaking lard-coated toasty Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	jittery cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	twirling Da Vinci's wizardly Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	scandalous studded Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	jittery veiny Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	massive wrench of the dark arts of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	dance instructor's brown pirate pants of courage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	wobbly sizzling friendly Jim Carey's steel-toed Herculean beefcake's Elf dessert spoon	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	dance instructor's Elf Guard SCUBA tank of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	upside-down Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	greedy MacGyver's free boots	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	squat sharpshooter's stiffened Fonzie's Elvish underarmor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	Usain Bolt's Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	tiny stale pulsating sugarplum ration	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	low-calorie adequate gingerbread nylons	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	spoiled rum-soaked fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	rotten thick shaking bouncing lime	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	stale gingerbread pirate	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	diet spoiled fruit-stuffed rumcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	mediocre maroon mulled wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	artisanal fancy blinking Swedish coffee	4	EPIC	Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	tolerable canteen of eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	bad practically non-alcoholic squat hot wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	smooth upside-down Jamaican coffee	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	smooth flask of egggrog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	ghostly Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	blinking Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	acceptable watered-down ghostly maroon yule grog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	adequate diet wet tack	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	moldy enchanted whalecake	3	crappy	Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	teal auspicious therapeutic educational gunwale whalegun	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	tolerable twirling maroon and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	nasty sage Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	blue beefcake's sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	energetic rosy-cheeked replica Elf Guard medal of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	cyan prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	miser's dance instructor's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	wobbly Newton's barnacle-encrusted sweater of the sewer of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	mirror therapeutic quilted Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	wobbly Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	yellow pulsating Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	mirror kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	narrow precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	blue The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	tarnished military candy cane	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 11
11503	aerosolized olive groggipop	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 32
11504	spinning Temple Grandin's steel-toed moss mace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	prompt resourceful moss megaphone	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	spinning experienced wizardly moss medal	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	shaking baleful moss mitre of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	dance instructor's moss mantle of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	coward's slick moss marlinspike	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -20, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	denatured moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	electrified aerosolized moss floss	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 54
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	upside-down adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	spinning adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	altered adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	pressed adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 36
11520	electrified Newton's crepe paper phrygian cap of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	blurry tumbling crepe paper parachute cape of the brute of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	asbestos-lined greasy frosty crepe paper pie clip	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	chaotic sharpshooter's Tesla crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	twirling mirror blue greasy rock-hard crepe paper plunge camisole of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	green zippy rosy-cheeked savvy crepe paper polka charm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	denatured twirling crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	quantum blue crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 11
11528	upside-down blurry double-paned petrified wood war pike of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	jittery Newton's petrified wood waist protector of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	resourceful petrified wood wizard's pouch of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	petrified wood water purifier of horror of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	lightning-fast deadly petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	quilted Socratic petrified wood walking pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	powdered wobbly petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	frozen deionized alkaline petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 61
11536	smooth spinning cybeer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	skewed ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	blurry encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	huge baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	narrow mirror googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	skewed friendly groovy Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	pulsating sizzling padded Elf Guard war standard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	blurry dog trainer's Sinatra's spring shoes of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	cold-filtered skewed ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	moist crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	mirror smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	twirling biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	skewed quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	motion sensor of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	spinning packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	weightlifter's Everfull Dart Holster of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	studded quilted thinker's Apriling band helmet of chilblains of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: 120, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling Apriling band saxophone of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	greedy careful Jim Carey's curative Apriling band quad tom	0		Monster Level: 15, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	scandalous toasty manspreader's MacGyver's Apriling band tuba of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	ghostly auspicious wool flame-wreathed banded fortified Apriling band staff of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Hot Spell Damage: 35, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	toothsome yam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	watered-down drinkable yam martini	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	lousy practically non-alcoholic blurry sweet potato o' mine	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	fortified mediocre Southern yam	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	weak bad bouncing sweet potato punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	thick spoiled twirling Mayam spinach	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	spoiled huge yam and swiss	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	knitted Van der Graaf yam cannon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	teal yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	teal scandalous sizzling furry yam buckler of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	spinning thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	blue resourceful curative Sinatra's yamtility belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	rotten tiny yam slider	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	snack-sized adequate yam mayo	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	moldy yam burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	upside-down visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	delicious immense maroon mini kiwi	9	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	twirling weightlifter's mini kiwi bikini of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed wobbly mini kiwitini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	tumbling mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	huge friendly Jim Carey's deadly mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	ghostly mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	super-sized decent mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	tolerable distilled mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	irradiated improved mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	magnetized frozen wobbly mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	spinning narrow Jeselnik's resourceful mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	bouncing foul-smelling mini kiwi icepick	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	quantum unsweetened fuchsia wobbly mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	blue packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	huge protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	gray protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	spinning protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	gravedigger's sage messenger bag RNA of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11616	huge flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	super-sized decent lime green bacteria bisque	5	good	
11619	thick bland squat ciliophora chowder	5	decent	
11620	miniature delicious shaking ghostly cream of chloroplasts	2	awesome	
11621	blue synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	mirror elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	tumbling extra ooze	0		
11628	upside-down extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	squat teal untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	shaking greasy chilly wicked tearaway pants of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	pulsating baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	bad Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	blinking Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	blurry maroon Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	blinking Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	Temple Grandin's blade of dismemberment	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	squat Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	upside-down scandalous hale beefcake's embers-only jacket	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	mirror horrifying bembershoot	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	bite-sized normal wheel of camembert	1	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	veiny ruddy padded hat of remembering	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	mirror throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	blinking fuchsia embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	twirling wobbly photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	red boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	red dog trainer's MacGyver's dangerous bat wings	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	narrow ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	supercool slick monocle on a stick	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	lard-coated nippy plastic pipe	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	blinking savvy fake arrow-through-the-head of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	rock-hard bow tie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +5, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	tumbling spinning greedy fake huge beard of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	purple dog trainer's wholesome astronaut helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	bouncing Jack Frost's feather boa of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	avaricious supercharged Sheriff badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	pulsating forbidden stylish Sheriff pistol	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	pulsating family-friendly forbidden Sheriff moustache	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	auspicious beefy photo booth supply list	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	skewed peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	flavorless super-sized whirled peas	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	decent yellow peaza	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	distilled squat drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	distilled Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	blue quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	boiled warmed flattened pea brittle	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	practically non-alcoholic delicious special peasco	1	awesome	Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	toothsome immense piece of cake	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	huge blue handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	veiny sage deft pirate hook	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	Temple Grandin's resourceful iron tricorn hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	fortified jolly roger flag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	lime green pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	hand-crafted ghostly tankard of spiced rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	drinkable triple-distilled tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	7	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	governor's daughter's lace collar of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	skewed wicked governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	nasty governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	maroon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	chili powder cutlass of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	flavorless Aztec tamale	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	veiny groggles	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pulsating pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	auspicious occult silky pirate drawers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	shaking profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	Vulcanized chilled galvanized peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	watered-down lousy hard cocoa	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	fancy rotten salmagumdi	4	crappy	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	wobbly occult plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	twirling mirror extremely unsafe plastic St. Patrick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	executive smooth plastic Colonel Brando	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	skewed fortified plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	mirror tumbling careful plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	miniature stale coney haunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	anodized diffused twirling dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	mediocre weak blinking moai toai	2	decent	
11725	blurry censurious wicked brawny moaiball	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	tarnished four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	frightening razor-sharp potato jacket of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	pulsating smelly sharpshooter's military orb	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	polymerized pulsating rum ball	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 64
11733	shaking gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	maroon zippy supercool gravyskin hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	maroon double-paned stanky gravyskin buckler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	beefy gravyskin skirt of the empath	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	gravyskin pants of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	frozen chilled wobbly crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	small normal twirling room scale bean casserole	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	squat ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	avaricious boxer's perfect Christmas scarf of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	Rosewater's stylish snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	vacuum-sealed ghostly LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	toasty rosy-cheeked Congressional Medal of Insanity of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	aged Easter grasshopper	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	bad Irish eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	perfectly mixed watered-down canteen of jungle juice	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	artisanal turchucken	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	smooth watered-down skewed mechanically-mulled cider	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	smooth bouncing holiday trip around the world	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	delicious blurry narrow chocolate ostrich egg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	normal low-calorie beef and cabbage	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	flavorless massive candy rations	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	normal tiny double-candied yams	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	decent Christmas ham	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	decent jumbo holiday smorgasbord	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	wobbly rosy-cheeked bejazzled eyepatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	squat How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	fuchsia Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	maroon Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	inspector's therapeutic banded egg gun of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	shaking prompt family-friendly scorching experienced army helmet	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	maroon candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	stale Thanksgiving ration	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	mediocre upside-down Easter eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	powdered purple clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	frosty vibrating hardy baleful nylon Christmas stockings	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	moist ghostly deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	tumbling McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	blue ghostly McHugeLarge duffel bag of wisdom of doom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	narrow lightning-fast Jack Frost's resourceful McHugeLarge left pole	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	Temple Grandin's personal trainer's McHugeLarge right pole of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	censurious McHugeLarge left ski of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	shaking lion tamer's dangerous McHugeLarge right ski	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	bouncing 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	compressed yellow eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	shaking gray brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	mirror datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	purple dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	blurry gray cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	ghostly pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	jittery yellow 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	spinning dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	mirror shaking logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	diluted psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	spinning dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	squat dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	gray tumbling OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	shaking insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	narrow hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	narrow geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	blurry geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	green virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	narrow ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	narrow ninja carabiner	0		
11833	warmed pickled mirror synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 32
11834	concentrated chilled iDrops	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 19
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	bouncing new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	lime green heat arc	0		
11839	maroon scrape	0		
11840	lime green phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	pulsating dark manioc	0		
11843	skewed narrow Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	bouncing pulsating childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	blue phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	teal foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	blurry glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	squat Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	dried shaking skewed scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	blue spinning table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	high-proof acceptable pint of Leprechaun Stout	9	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	pickled spinning narrow phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	pulsating unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	denatured gray leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	rotten special Heck ramen	4	crappy	Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	flavorless burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	rotten small beer brat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	huge normal yellow peach pie	9	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	low-calorie normal incredible mini-pizza	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	mediocre Divine sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	acceptable fancy twirling tangarita sidecar	4	good	Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	artisanal gimlet sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	mediocre vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	acceptable weak prussian cathouse sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	triple-distilled mediocre twirling Mon Tiki sidecar	9	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	blinking Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	yellow mansplainer's April Shower Thoughts shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	olive spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	polarized upside-down bouncing wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	watered-down mediocre Three Sheets to the Wind	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	flavorless skewed pile of wet dates	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	hardy wet shower cap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	wet shower shoes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	bouncing stiffened wet shower shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	frozen wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	unsweetened vacuum-sealed yellow wet paperback	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	shellacked wet shower radio	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	horrifying birthday bloon	0		Spooky Damage: +25
11903	flattened pulsating jawwetter	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 68
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	ghostly fireproof nippy beefy Peridot of Peril	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	terrycloth turban of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11907	shaking ribald jockey's hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
11908	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11909	nasty extra-tight skullcap	0		Stench Damage: +5
11910	hale sturdy pith helmet	0		Maximum HP: +20
11911	ghostly shaking bishop's mitre of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
11912	blurry flame-retardant tin foil hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1
11913	blurry greedy construction hardhat	0		Meat Drop: +20
11914	miser's imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Meat Drop: +10
11915	blinking crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	tumbling censurious stylish bycocket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
11917	ghostly cyan Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	upside-down jittery skewed flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	maroon yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	twirling sharpshooter's quilted Axis helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10
11925	teal fireproof medical-grade Axis fatigues	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11926	stanky beefcake's Axis suspenders	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	jittery huge really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	spinning nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	narrow spinning Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	miser's cool Allied Radio Backpack of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	bland huge Skeleton Wars rations	9	decent	
11938	drinkable jittery bouncing skeleton war fuel can	3	good	
11939	blue skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	skewed M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	twirling careful studded sage Allied Forces insignia	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
11945	tumbling Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	colloidal extra-galvanized gray Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	flame-wreathed bully badge	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	spinning chaotic time cop top hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	diluted mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	normal jumbo toast with mixed berry jelly	5	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	bland wobbly cup of sugar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	enchanted normal Susie's cupcake	4	good	Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	maroon clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	smooth thinker's the gun of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	drinkable mirror wine	4	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	wobbly sand penny	0		
11962	huge sage undersea surveying goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	drinkable Ocean-Touched Rum	3	good	
11964	diluted water-logged pill	1		
11965	decent snack-sized kelp puck	2	good	
11966	teal spinning scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	mirror scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	skewed sea gel	0		
11971	ionized adjusted narrow octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 37
11972	huge durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	olive blurry unblemished pearl	0		
11977	Sherlock's dentadent	0		Item Drop: +25
11986	wobbly lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	bouncing greedy knitted Tesla wicked brainy blood cubic zirconia of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	diluted blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	special lousy triple-distilled pheromone cocktail	8	decent	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	rotten half-sized spinal tapas	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	upside-down shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	supercharged arcane researcher's shrunken head of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	tumbling stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	blinking olive small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	mediocre Smoking Pope	3	decent	
12053	bland prize turkey	4	decent	
12054	dehydrated medicinal gruel	1		
12055	bland small full-sized pumpkin pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	weak hand-crafted vodka cranberry sauce	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	corrupted skewed wobbly yammed candy	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	bland huge treasure chestnut	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	acceptable huge mulled butter rum	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	electrified irradiated green cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	smelly plastic left skeleton arm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	flame-retardant plastic left skeleton leg	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	mirror energetic plastic right skeleton arm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	plastic right skeleton leg of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	extremely unsafe plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	Annie Oakley's Socratic angelbone kilt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	green narrow nasty angelbone totem	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	upside-down angelbone chopsticks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	scandalous rock-hard angelbone mantle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	angelbone dice of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	bouncing miser's auspicious angelbone halo	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	mixed angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	tarnished biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 38
12076	bouncing Van der Graaf devilbone helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	devilbone greaves of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	tumbling devilbone shinguards of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	scorching devilbone corset	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	devilbone flute of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	bouncing devilbone rosary of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	pickled maroon devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	modified aerosolized Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 40
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	blinking burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	narrow burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	spinning Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	narrow extra-thick Crimbo sweater of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	purple blurry The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	drinkable watered-down Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	gray huge crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	bad bottle of prize-winning rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	sizzling Oprah's supercharged Santa-Slayer medal	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	polymerized spinning blue boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	non-anodized boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	ionized improved green skewed boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	blurry therapeutic beefcake's smoldering vertebra of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	miser's personal trainer's hot boning knife of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	perfumed aromatic fistbone of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	teal asbestos-lined Jim Carey's resourceful burnt bone belt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	Herculean scorched skull trophy	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	flavorless wing bone	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	bad weak skeleton venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	distilled blinking baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	tumbling cyan Samson's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	bouncing chilly plastic skeleton skull	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	scorching plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	bouncing assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	spinning sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	skewed undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	sinister scorched skeleton mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	reassuring baleful scorched skeleton shirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	skewed scorched skeleton pants of Gandalf of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	fuchsia buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	ghostly jittery Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	cyan Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	fuchsia Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	fireproof fireproof bonesaw of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	prompt stylish vermiculite shield	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	Da Vinci's ship's lantern	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	perfumed careful heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	bland traditional gingerloaf	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	drinkable gray Scotch and eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	nitrogenated upside-down ghostly blurry counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted cyan &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	yellow The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	enchanted flavorless wedge of prize-winning cheese	4	decent	Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	corrupted warmed ghostly gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 54
12179	Tesla glimmering crystal of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	narrow wobbly boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	upside-down loose Meats	0		
12184	wobbly Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	pulsating squat fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	unsweetened dry ionized upside-down Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	polarized alkaline blinking Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	moist bouncing Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	and dress of the ox of wisdom	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	spinning strapping and dress of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	aerosolized polarized teal dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	huge Rosewater's dinosaur bone club	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	frosty Herculean dinosaur skull helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	lion tamer's wholesome dinosaur bone corset of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	drinkable Pork Elf cough syrup	3	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	jittery Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	spoiled rat pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	spinning wobbly Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	asbestos-lined MacGyver's hoverboard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	careful wizardly left shark fin of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	lion tamer's fitness tracking bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	diluted blurry candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	yummy discarded hot dog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	hand-crafted watered-down maroon most of a beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	tumbling legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	stale can of tuna	3	decent	
12227	adequate alien salad	3	good	
12228	moldy snack-sized shaking ratbatatouille	2	crappy	
12229	spoiled pulsating onigiri	4	crappy	
12230	spoiled mirror crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	normal snack-sized squat sauced mutton	2	good	
12232	miniature adequate enchanted blurry hot honey ant	2	good	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 5
12233	flavorless small tomb aspic	2	decent	
12234	big stale jittery later tots	5	decent	
12235	rotten Frutti di Scatoletta	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	bland Pesto alla Marziano	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	huge moldy Arrattabbattabiata	8	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	adequate small tumbling Orzo di Riso	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	enchanted yummy ghostly Pasta Grimavera	3	awesome	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	bland Linguini Ubriacapa	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	toothsome shaking Formica e Pepe	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	bland tumbling Tubetto Gelatto	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	spoiled Gnocci Domani	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	pulsating scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	green second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	lime green baleful arcane researcher's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25
12253	adequate big tumbling premium turkey leg	5	good	
12254	tolerable practically non-alcoholic tumbling styrofoam cup of mead	1	good	
12255	scorching sword	0		Hot Damage: +25
12256	spinning purple Fonzie's staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
12257	bouncing stanky lute	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	Annie Oakley's Fonzie's The Wizard's Android of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	Sherlock's resourceful tactical jester's cap	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	flimsy plastic helmet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
12266	fireproof flimsy plastic greaves	0		Hot Resistance: +3
12267	fuchsia flimsy plastic breastplate of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
12268	boxer's flimsy plastic shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10
12269	yellow packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	cyan auspicious baleful Portable Laughing Stock of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	frosty veiny Staff of Anachronistic Churning of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
12272	stale classic banana	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	spoiled watermelon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	adequate quince	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	upside-down Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	yellow Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	stale classic banana pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	flattened huge huge essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	vacuum-sealed enhanced blue banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted jittery Aesop Daiquiri	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	tolerable tumbling Monkey Congress	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	stale watermelon pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	boiled corrupted green concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	pickled tumbling Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	mediocre Melonegroni	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	high-proof drinkable Melonade Spritz	10	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	bland bouncing quince pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	enhanced corrupted shaking skewed quince quaff	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	corrupted non-deionized Quickquince	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	bad squat tumbling Quiskey Sour	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	bad narrow bouncing Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	smooth practically non-alcoholic Roth IPA	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	shellacked underdraft protection of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	gray solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	massive decent ghostly soybean futures	7	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	improved housing bubble	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	polarized Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 13
12298	twirling scandalous manspreader's financial instrument	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	hedge fund clippers of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	blurry blurry toasty selling shorts	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	shaking bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	narrow wholesome strapping 401k ring	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	cold-filtered tarnished invisible hand	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	modified blurry green circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	Vulcanized altered mint	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	powdered toxic asset	1		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dried huge intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	distilled tumbling liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	squat gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	tolerable Malattia Becco Malbec	4	good	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	mirror Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	ghostly can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"