-1	fancy bad Petite Porter	3	decent	
-2	strong perfectly mixed blue Scrawny Stout	5	EPIC	
-3	high-proof bad twirling Infinitesimal IPA	8	decent	
-4	lousy eggnogtini	4	decent	
-5	mediocre teal candycaine	4	decent	
-6	tolerable braincracker sweet	3	good	
-16	tolerable fermented honey	4	good	
-17	watered-down bad jittery moons-shine	2	decent	
-18	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic gin	1	EPIC	
-19	weak tolerable fancy blurry ecto-nog	2	good	
-20	drinkable hot toady	3	good	
-21	mediocre hot choculate	3	decent	
-49	artisanal Cyder	4	EPIC	
-50	mediocre Oil Nog	3	decent	
-51	smooth watered-down Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	2	awesome	
-58	delicious Grimacider	3	awesome	
-59	boozy tolerable Isotope Nog	5	good	
-60	drinkable Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	good	
-70	lousy weak Gin and Herring	2	decent	
-71	extra-dry drinkable Black and Tan and Red All Over	5	good	
-72	watered-down artisanal Antarctic Ice Tea	2	EPIC	
-76	artisanal high-proof CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	6	EPIC	
-77	boozy mediocre CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	5	decent	
-78	artisanal watered-down cyan CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	2	EPIC	
-82	watered-down tolerable Horseradish-infused Vodka	2	good	
-83	hand-crafted cyan Jerkitini	3	EPIC	
-84	perfectly mixed narrow Desert Island Iced Tea	3	EPIC	
-88	tolerable Crimbo Saketini	4	good	
-89	hand-crafted Crimboku Drop	4	EPIC	
-90	mediocre spirit-forward Flaming Crimbo Log	5	decent	
-107	hand-crafted weak Fortified Eggnog Slurry	2	EPIC	
-108	perfectly mixed special Hot Buttered Rum	3	EPIC	
-109	irresponsibly strong artisanal Spicy Hot Chocolate	8	EPIC