1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	jittery rock-hard helmet turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	teal turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	ravioli hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	bouncing scandalous disco mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	mirror disco ball	0		
11	blinking stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	twirling mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dehydrated blinking ghostly moxie weed	1		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
15	modified shaking blue strongness elixir	1		
16	dehydrated magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25
17	rotten diet squat noodles	1	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	twirling asparagus knife of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	fuchsia narrow sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	twirling chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	mirror really really spider web	0		
30	skewed rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	yellow blinking educational Bjorn's Hammer	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	upside-down mirror snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	bouncing mirror Dolphin King's crown of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	careful Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Monster Level: -10
36	upside-down Sinatra's Knob Goblin tongs	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
37	bouncing sage viking helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	sizzling Knob Goblin pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	acceptable watered-down ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2	good	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	narrow worthless knick-knack	0		
46	purple figurine	0		
47	normal miniature hot buttered roll	2	good	
48	narrow heart of rock and roll	0		
49	rotten tiny bowl of cottage cheese	1	crappy	
50	Rock and Roll Legend of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	lightning-fast Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	wobbly banjo strings	0		
53	wobbly Sherlock's stone banjo	0		Item Drop: +25
54	spinning narrow hardy healthy Disco Banjo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	blurry spinning mirror 5-Alarm Saucepan of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	olive slingshot	0		
60	skewed ghostly mansplainer's Mace of the Tortoise	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	fancy spoiled blue fortune cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 10
62	Van der Graaf oriole-feather headdress	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	blurry yellow twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	shaking knitted Pasta Spoon of Peril of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	mirror Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	blinking bar skin	0		
71	green thinker's stakes	0		Mysticality: +10
72	skewed barskin hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	jittery barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	wobbly Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	steel-toed stick	0		Damage Reduction: 9
78	pulsating studded pretty bouquet	0		Damage Absorption: +80
79	blurry bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	boozy mediocre ice-cold Willer	5	decent	
82	jittery ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	squat Orcish meat locker	0		
85	wobbly unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	skewed meat from yesterday	0		
88	pulsating meat stack	0		
89	wobbly sword hilt	0		
90	tumbling teal helmet recipe	0		
91	skewed mirror pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	twirling prompt basic meat sword	0		Adventures: +3
94	narrow shellacked basic meat pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	twirling huge censurious basic meat helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	supercharged dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
97	up-at-dawn padded pimpin' meat hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	narrow bouncing dried face	0		
99	narrow meat face	0		
100	bouncing lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	rosewater-soaked ribald staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
104	scarecrow	0		
105	moldy jittery wobbly bowl of charms	4	crappy	
106	ketchup	1	decent	
107	spinning catsup	1	awesome	
108	huge stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	Newton's basic meat staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
111	ribald basic meat crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
112	Socratic meatloaf helmet of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	bouncing inspector's dripping meat sword	0		Item Drop: +15
114	energetic dripping meat staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
115	auspicious dripping meat crossbow	0		Item Drop: +10
116	Samson's Bugfinder Blade of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Booze Drop: +100
117	gray Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	twirling sprocket	0		
120	yellow cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	upside-down full meat tank	0		
126	wobbly meat engine	0		
127	Gnollish autoplunger of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
128	Jeselnik's meat pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	cyan perfumed third-hand nunchaku	0		Stench Resistance: +5
130	therapeutic eyepatch	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	purple dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	huge dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	jittery stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	squat blue barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	zippy eXtreme meat sword	0		Initiative: +20
148	eXtreme meat staff of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
149	yellow pulsating banded eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100
150	forbidden Scalp of Gorgolok of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	huge Sherlock's Jim Carey's Elder Turtle Shell	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	asbestos-lined slick Colander of Em-er'il	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	squat inspector's dog trainer's Ancient Saucehelm	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	Disco 'Fro Pick of the empath of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	ghostly blurry aromatic El Sombrero De Lopez of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	pulsating guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	upside-down Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	skewed pie crust	0		
161	rotten ghuol egg	3	crappy	
162	adequate special ghuol egg quiche	4	good	Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 30
163	dance instructor's skeleton bone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
164	twirling smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	blurry blue ghuol ears	0		
167	moldy mirror ghuol-ear kabob	3	crappy	
168	beefcake's bone rattle	0		Muscle: +25
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	miniature adequate blinking lihc eye pie	2	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	bland huge uncooked chorizo	4	decent	
176	fuchsia disembodied brain	0		
177	squat mirror brainy skull	0		
178	ghostly detective skull	0		
179	half-sized bland chorizo taco	2	decent	
180	lousy watered-down narrow ice-cold fotie	2	decent	
181	fuchsia baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	tumbling bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	blinking bean	0		
187	mirror loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	batskin belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
192	ghostly blue batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	up-at-dawn Mr. Accessory	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only
195	pulsating olive avaricious eXtreme nose ring	0		Meat Drop: +30
196	huge disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	ghostly rat appendix	0		
199	blinking yellow padded ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20
200	delicious low-calorie rat appendix kabob	1	awesome	
201	moldy wobbly wobbly bouncing bat wing kabob	4	crappy	
202	miniature decent carob chunks	2	good	
203	herbs	0		
204	normal thick bouncing carob chunk cookies	5	good	
205	upside-down mirror secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	lime green piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	
208	gray patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	blinking steel-toed shellacked filthy corduroys	0		Damage Reduction: 16, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	asbestos-lined filthy knitted dread sack	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	small delicious carob brownies	2	awesome	
217	spoiled herb brownies	4	crappy	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	blinking wicked gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Spell Damage: +5
222	shaking phat turquoise bead	0		
223	lard-coated phat turquoise bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
224	baleful eyepatch	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	jumbo spoiled tofu casserole	5	crappy	
226	compressed tumbling can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	rosy-cheeked Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
228	brainy Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Mysticality: +5
229	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
230	grievous dead guy's watch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	cyan Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	avaricious Bigger Bugfinder Blade of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
236	huge Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	acceptable bottle of gin	4	good	
238	bad enchanted practically non-alcoholic bottle of vodka	1	decent	Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 20
239	ruddy Orcish baseball cap of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	groovy Orcish cargo shorts of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	pulsating sage Orcish frat-paddle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
242	rotten	4	crappy	
243	stale immense teal grapefruit	10	decent	
244	flavorless gigantic grapes	9	decent	
245	toothsome tiny blurry olive	1	awesome	
246	moldy tomato	3	crappy	
247	blurry fermenting powder	0		
248	spirit-forward drinkable salty dog	5	good	
249	practically non-alcoholic tolerable bloody mary	1	good	
250	tolerable mirror screwdriver	3	good	
251	drinkable practically non-alcoholic martini	1	good	
252	weak tolerable twirling bloody beer	2	good	
253	artisanal skewed shot of schnapps	4	EPIC	
254	drinkable high-proof shot of grapefruit schnapps	6	good	
255	practically non-alcoholic drinkable maroon narrow fine wine	1	good	
256	drinkable weak shot of tomato schnapps	2	good	
257	bad fancy high-proof wobbly extra-spicy bloody mary	6	decent	Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 20
258	squat twirling dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	spoiled blurry gray White Citadel fries	4	crappy	
261	snack-sized adequate White Citadel burger	2	good	
262	gigantic normal jittery piece of wedding cake	6	good	
263	rotten squat chocolate chips	4	crappy	
264	delicious snack-sized chocolate chip cookies	2	awesome	
265	satin pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	drinkable lightning	4	good	
267	scorching mullet wig	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	avaricious meat cowboy hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	Da Vinci's sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
270	skewed picket fence	0		
271	compressed barbell	1		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 20
272	boiled squat jittery green concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	vaporized purple moxie weed	1		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 15
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	altered tumbling extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	dehydrated purple jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 25
279	vaporized bouncing jittery suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	dance instructor's walrus-tusk earring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
286	supercool ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
287	Boris's ring of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
288	mirror potato sprout	0		
289	wholesome Jarlsberg's earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
290	pulsating rosewater-soaked Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Stench Resistance: +3
291	tumbling flame-retardant thinker's can of maces	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
292	mansplainer's rubber axe	0		Monster Level: +15
293	strapping chef's hat of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	greasy pail	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	demonskin trousers of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	boxer's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	anodized tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 62
298	frozen chilled bouncing lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 65
299	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 33
300	wet jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 35
301	cyan flat dough	0		
302	toothsome Knob sausage	3	awesome	
303	adequate small upside-down Knob mushroom	2	good	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	shaking wobbly Knob Goblin harem pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	banded Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	concentrated Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 30
308	blinking Knob Goblin elite helm of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	electrified Knob Goblin elite pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	green shaking scorching Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Hot Damage: +25
311	olive hill of beans	0		
312	ghostly zippy Knob Goblin visor	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	chaotic Crown of the Goblin King	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	stale bean burrito	3	decent	
315	enchanted rotten bean burrito	4	crappy	Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 10
316	flavorless spinning insanely bean burrito	3	decent	
317	decent bean burrito	3	good	
318	spoiled blue bean burrito	3	crappy	
319	yummy wobbly insanely bean burrito	3	awesome	
320	decent tiny bat haggis	1	good	
321	normal tiny narrow menudo	1	good	
322	yummy goat cheese	3	awesome	
323	adequate ghostly plain pizza	3	good	
324	adequate sausage pizza	4	good	
325	bland goat cheese pizza	4	decent	
326	spoiled mushroom pizza	4	crappy	
327	squat goat	0		
328	hand-crafted watered-down bottle of whiskey	2	EPIC	
329	green sharpshooter's goat beard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	artisanal Canadian	4	EPIC	
332	rotten massive lemon	10	crappy	
333	stale lime	4	decent	
334	shaking aromatic sabre teeth	0		Stench Resistance: +1
335	blue sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	supercool consolation ribbon	0		Moxie Percent: +20
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	jittery tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	galvanized improved purple Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 39
341	vacuum-sealed extra-energized Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 65
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	triple-altered jittery jittery Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 27
344	green wobbly Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	wobbly Socratic ninja mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	asbestos-lined ruddy icy-hot katana	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5
352	blinking Annie Oakley's ninja hot pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	upside-down savvy brawny nunchaku	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20
355	mansplainer's eXtreme scarf	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	hale snowboarder pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	blue Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	small normal gr8ps	2	good	
359	flavorless ghostly t8r tots	3	decent	
360	cyan bouncing Jeselnik's miner's helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	skewed Jim Carey's miner's pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	blue chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	narrow linoleum stick	0		
368	upside-down linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	red upside-down blinking chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	wobbly chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	ghostly asbestos meat stack	0		
377	olive chrome meat stack	0		
378	blue huge Fonzie's linoleum sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +5
379	family-friendly fortified linoleum staff	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +1
380	mansplainer's stiffened linoleum crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15
381	chilly asbestos sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5
382	skewed resourceful stylish asbestos staff	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50
383	ribald ruddy asbestos crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10
384	Jack Frost's chrome sword of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
385	blurry occult chrome staff of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
386	cyan Oprah's stiffened chrome crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	Sinatra's meaty helmet turtle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	Tesla asbestos helmet turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	spinning auspicious linoleum helmet turtle	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	tumbling chrome helmet turtle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	shaking yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	penguin shorts of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	razor-sharp yakskin pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	ribald hippopotamus pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	medical-grade eXtreme mittens	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	blinking Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	sharpshooter's swashbuckling pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	studded shoulder parrot	0		Damage Absorption: +80
404	bouncing experienced acoustic guitarrr	0		Experience: +2
405	upside-down sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	toasty sk8board	0		Hot Damage: +5
411	squat Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	twirling barrrnacle	0		
413	hale Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +20
414	toasty crowbarrr	0		Hot Damage: +5
415	narrow personal trainer's leotarrrd	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	fuchsia Jim Carey's safarrri hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	anodized red henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 19
418	quadruple-colloidal energized lime green spinning Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
419	magnetized non-aerosolized non-frozen skewed serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 57
420	Vulcanized dry wobbly tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
421	diffused ionized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 28
422	extra-tarnished oxidized quadruple-concentrated shaking shaking potion of potency	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 59
423	ionized cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 65
424	chilled yellow ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 63
425	polymerized polymerized olive oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 21
426	warmed potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
427	rosewater-soaked box	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	gray beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	twirling frosty bloody clown pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	gray skinny balloon	0		
434	rock-hard balloon helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	Temple Grandin's balloon sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	narrow chef-in-the-box	0		
439	spinning blinking bartender skull	0		
440	bouncing bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	ghostly chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	blinking ghostly beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	box-in-the-box of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
446	green blurry nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	groovy box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Moxie Percent: +10
448	tumbling inspector's stiffened foolscap fool's cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	squat pulsating clown nose of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25
450	mirror pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	normal pulsating pulsating jumbo olive	3	good	
456	tolerable weak dry martini	2	good	
457	blue blinking ye olde golde frontes of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	tumbling skewed continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	huge pixel potion	0		
465	spinning pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	super-sized adequate pixel pie	5	good	
468	huge ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	artisanal Imp Ale	3	EPIC	
471	moldy hot wing	3	crappy	
472	upside-down perfumed diamond-studded cane	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	squat nippy crutch	0		Cold Damage: +10
474	cast	0		
475	lightning-fast mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	tumbling hellion cube	0		
477	shaking slick thinker's infernal insoles	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
478	evil arch	0		
479	skewed dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	huge supercharged Mr. Container	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Jack Frost's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	lion tamer's hemp backpack	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	blinking snakehead charrrm	0		
486	bouncing Van der Graaf Talisman o' Namsilat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
487	cyan educational arrrgyle socks	0		Experience: +1
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	shellacked mesh cap of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	double-paned razor-sharp chaps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	vibrating batblade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
495	catgut	0		
496	red cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	spoiled blinking papaya	3	crappy	
499	rosy-cheeked denim axe of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	big bland pulsating Elfin shortbread	5	decent	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	adequate skewed skewered cat appendix	3	good	
504	evil arches	0		
505	aromatic double-paned gnatwing earring	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
506	normal yellow Hell broth	3	good	
507	thunderrr guitarrr of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
508	olive sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	twirling Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	moldy squat Boris's key lime pie	3	crappy	
514	moldy upside-down Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	crappy	
515	normal Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	good	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	huge mirror deadly bejeweled accordion strap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	tumbling mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	cyan leaflet	0		
521	teal ghostly blinking kickback cookbook of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	mirror gray rewinged stab bat	0		
524	special artisanal practically non-alcoholic papaya sling	1	EPIC	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 35
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	upside-down teal volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	narrow fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	modified activated pickled spray paint	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 17
531	special sauce glove of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	blinking ladle of mystery of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	blurry executive f3d0r4	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	red upside-down lowercase N	0		
540	liquefied blurry Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 17
541	skewed wobbly draggin' ball hat of the sewer of horror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	jittery green smooth 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	tasty enchanted fuchsia Trollhouse cookies	4	awesome	Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 30
544	auspicious Newton's talons	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +10
545	normal squat Spam Witch sammich	4	good	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	tumbling 334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	blue 30669 scroll	0		
550	spinning 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	low-calorie bland fancy pr0n cocktail	1	decent	Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 10
555	green inspector's Temple Grandin's drywall axe	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15
556	manspreader's Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Monster Level: +10
557	perfectly mixed pulsating blue whiskey and cola	4	EPIC	
558	snack-sized stale papaya taco	2	decent	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	special rotten stalk of asparagus	4	crappy	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 50
561	olive pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	delicious Mad Train wine	3	awesome	
565	upside-down greasy hobo gloves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
566	teal quilted bum cheek	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	flavorless half-sized Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	decent	
569	moldy immense Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10	crappy	
570	rotten miniature narrow Chicken Sandwich	2	crappy	
571	enchanted wobbly Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	EPIC	Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 20
572	normal miniature yellow bouncing Children's Meal of the Damned	2	good	
573	adequate noodles	4	good	
574	huge moldy huge noodles	7	crappy	
575	gigantic spoiled painful penne pasta	8	crappy	
576	normal shaking ravioli della hippy	3	good	
577	yummy pr0n m4nic0tti	4	awesome	
578	snack-sized toothsome ghostly Hell ramen	2	awesome	
579	adequate tiny boring spaghetti	1	good	
580	upside-down sauce of the ages	0		
581	pulsating schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	stale yellow fettucini Inconnu	3	decent	
584	bland fuchsia spaghetti with Skullheads	4	decent	
585	spoiled gigantic gnocchetti di Nietzsche	9	crappy	
586	ridiculously huge sword of the scaredy-cat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +25
587	corrupted super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 18
588	upside-down soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	tasty snack-sized cocoa eggshell fragment	2	awesome	
590	bland jumbo cocoa eggshell fragment	5	decent	
591	blurry cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	twirling phonics down	0		
594	teal twirling rosy-cheeked amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
595	cyan scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	sharpshooter's titanium assault umbrella	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
597	wobbly smartaleck's Mohawk wig	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	blinking slick pants of the Slug Lord	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	Da Vinci's Dr. Hobo's scalpel of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	cyan Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	twirling S.O.C.K.	0		
610	mirror procrastination potion	0		
611	twirling cyan D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	altered magnetized probability potion	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 28
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	alkaline jittery Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 40
618	galvanized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 60
619	ghostly thinker's needle	0		Mysticality: +10
620	diffused ionized thin candle	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 20
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	skewed awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	skewed NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	twirling ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	Fonzie's eye	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
630	skewed photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	yellow deadly furry pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	brainy disturbing fanfic	0		Mysticality: +5
633	banded fortified wolf mask	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	fuchsia cool whip	0		
635	fortified paper umbrella	0		Damage Absorption: +60
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	spinning lion tamer's stiffened asshat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	bland maroon abominable snowcone	4	decent	
640	Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	flavorless spinning toast	3	decent	
642	blurry skeleton key	0		
643	huge skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	tasty shaking fruitcake	4	awesome	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	arcane researcher's Crimbo sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	spinning reassuring Crimbo hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	shaking wizardly Crimbo pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	curative exclusive ultra-rare item	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
652	quantum egg	0		
653	jittery intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	upside-down blinking star chart	0		
657	miser's star sword	0		Meat Drop: +10
658	curative star crossbow	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
659	fuchsia tumbling star staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
660	avaricious star pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	huge star hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	star buckler of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
663	star throwing star	0		
664	spinning star starfish	0		
665	jittery tumbling Richard's star key	0		
666	Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's steaming evil of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
667	castle map	0		
668	huge Jeselnik's spiked femur	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
669	moldy ghuol guolash	3	crappy	
670	lihc face of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	pulsating blurry wholesome smooth grave robbing shovel	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10
672	small yummy yellow cranberries	2	awesome	
673	weak hand-crafted vodka and cranberry	2	EPIC	
674	acceptable skewed mirror whiskey	3	good	
675	forbidden skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
676	maroon dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	badass belt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	watered-down smooth fancy shaking roll in the hay	2	awesome	Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 25
680	spirit-forward artisanal slap and tickle	5	EPIC	
681	bad slip 'n' slide	4	decent	
682	bad a sump'm sump'm	3	decent	
683	practically non-alcoholic lousy gray horizontal tango	1	decent	
684	acceptable pink pony	4	good	
685	twirling Usain Bolt's boxer's Mr. Shirt of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
686	thinker's knuckles	0		Mysticality: +10
687	electrified blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 45
688	wholesome pixel hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	perfumed pixel pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	upside-down fireproof pixel sword	0		Hot Resistance: +3
691	skewed digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	harem girl t-shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
694	squat Oprah's Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
696	fortified frilly shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60
697	huge greasy soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
698	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
699	beefcake's pirate shirt	0		Muscle: +25
700	stiffened filthy hippy poncho	0		Damage Reduction: 1
701	upside-down upside-down floral print shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
702	red strapping coconut bikini top	0		Muscle: +5
703	occult goth kid t-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	bouncing ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	ghostly dog trainer's occult hamethyst earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1
712	skewed stanky Lo Pan's Oprah's hamethyst necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
713	censurious hamethyst bracelet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
714	upside-down beefcake's hamethyst ring of the bloodbag of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
715	forbidden baconstone earring of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
716	blurry baleful cool baconstone pendant	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +25
717	blinking asbestos-lined baconstone bracelet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
718	ghostly Usain Bolt's sizzling arcane researcher's baconstone ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
719	mirror chilly porquoise eyebrow ring of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25
720	aromatic porquoise necklace of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
721	scorching Oprah's porquoise bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
722	upside-down lightning-fast forbidden thinker's porquoise ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
723	adequate Knoll mushroom	3	good	
724	small moldy mushroom	2	crappy	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	spinning blurry family-friendly huge mirror shard	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
727	wobbly hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	wobbly hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	ghostly hosed tank	0		
733	wobbly hosed fishbowl	0		
734	censurious asbestos-lined fireproof makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Hot Resistance: 8, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater
735	tumbling easter egg balloon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	skewed stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	sage tambourine	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
741	jittery broken skull	0		
742	miniature decent Knoll shroomkabob	2	good	
743	normal small mushroom	2	good	
744	non-dry green hair spray	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 62
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	bland warm mushroom	4	decent	
750	spoiled twirling mushroom quesadilla	4	crappy	
751	adequate half-sized cool mushroom	2	good	
752	immense flavorless cool mushroom casserole	10	decent	
753	yummy snack-sized pointy mushroom	2	awesome	
754	yummy small jittery cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	awesome	
755	adequate blurry mushroom	4	good	
756	tasty mushroom	3	awesome	
757	moldy fuchsia mushroom	4	crappy	
758	stale ghostly ghost cucumber	3	decent	
759	skewed dill	0		
760	upside-down vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	lousy shaking pulsating especially salty dog	3	decent	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	yummy snack-sized spectral pickle	2	awesome	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	spinning ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	corrupted spinning cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 32
768	greasy spork	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
769	wicked voodoo doll	0		Spell Damage: +5
770	Sinatra's basic meat fez of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	maroon chilly foon	0		Cold Damage: +5
773	greasy Temple Grandin's basic meat spork	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
774	careful basic meat foon of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	tumbling savvy kneecapping stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
777	asbestos-lined iron pasta spoon	0		Hot Resistance: +5
778	blinking support cummerbund of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	activated concentrated mafia aria	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 69
782	ghostly Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	drinkable Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	cyan raffle ticket	0		
786	thick bland strawberry	5	decent	
787	drinkable bottle of rum	3	good	
788	hand-crafted strawberry daiquiri	4	EPIC	
789	drinkable rum and cola	3	good	
790	artisanal grog	3	EPIC	
791	mirror therapeutic cool Mafia bow tie	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	huge skewed Golden Mr. Accessory of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only
793	frozen deionized oil of stability	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 42
794	triple-chilled anodized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 12
795	aged olive tumbling Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	Jack Frost's chilly cement shoes of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	hand-crafted spirit-forward rockin' wagon	5	EPIC	
798	boozy smooth ocean motion	5	awesome	
799	distilled mediocre fuzzbump	5	decent	
800	yummy poutine	3	awesome	
801	decent twirling blinking Knob stir-fry	4	good	
804	adequate special jumbo Knoll stir-fry	5	good	Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 25
805	stale wobbly stir-fry	3	decent	
806	flavorless asparagus stir-fry	4	decent	
807	delicious ghostly olive stir-fry	4	awesome	
808	stale blinking Knob sausage stir-fry	3	decent	
809	diet moldy bat wing stir-fry	1	crappy	
810	snack-sized spoiled rat appendix stir-fry	2	crappy	
811	tiny stale tofu stir-fry	1	decent	
812	flavorless pulsating pr0n stir-fry	4	decent	
813	decent bouncing shaking Knob shells	3	good	
814	rotten jumbo bätzle	5	crappy	
815	moldy ratini	4	crappy	
816	spoiled Knob stroganoff	4	crappy	
817	rotten jittery menudo ravioli	4	crappy	
818	plus sign	0		
819	huge milky potion	0		
820	shaking swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	ghostly cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	shaking fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	spinning baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	thick decent skewed royal jelly	5	good	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	quilted vorpal blade	0		Damage Absorption: +40
834	nippy cornuthaum of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	hardy ring of aggravate monster	0		Maximum HP: +50
836	stale olive skewed mind flayer corpse	3	decent	
837	acceptable Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	Mafia stogie of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	special aged distilled Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	5	awesome	Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
840	brainy Mafia violin case of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	delicious tomato daiquiri	4	awesome	
842	artisanal beertini	4	EPIC	
843	perfectly mixed weak ghostly salty slug	2	EPIC	
844	tolerable twirling papaya slung	3	good	
845	blurry cyan reassuring MAHI fez	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	wobbly many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	upside-down shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	twirling blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	lime green knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	gray ghostly eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	spinning magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	bouncing lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	squat pulsating shaving cream	0		
867	unsweetened upside-down blinking pine tar	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 14
869	forest tears	0		
870	stiffened fetus-smashing club	0		Damage Reduction: 1
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	wobbly Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	clever supercool stylish crazy bastard sword	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20
876	squat chaotic rosy-cheeked experienced incredibly dense meat gem	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10
877	Temple Grandin's Talisman of Baio	0		Familiar Weight: +7
878	Oprah's hypnodisk	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
879	polarized bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 36
880	blurry narrow asbestos-lined disbelief suspenders	0		Hot Resistance: +5
881	curative supportive bra	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
882	shaking Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	crappy	
884	razor-sharp los chinos	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	axe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	upside-down blurry bouncing balaclava	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	low-calorie normal blinking balaclava baklava	1	good	
891	hardy Warehouse 23 bling	0		Maximum HP: +50
892	chilly curative bugbear-smiting sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
893	high-proof artisanal lumbering jack	9	EPIC	
894	blinking Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	pulsating spinning healthy Ms. Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only
896	shellacked Mr. Accessory Jr. of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	tumbling olive custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	jittery espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	twirling 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	acceptable Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	scorching personal trainer's Newton's school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	altered fuchsia Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 13
906	improved jittery Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 35
907	pickled Vulcanized narrow Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 52
908	moist blurry Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 40
909	colloidal double-vacuum-sealed Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
910	delicious dwarf bread	4	awesome	
911	nitrogenated cyan Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 17
912	altered concentrated pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 27
913	diffused kobold	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 41
914	tumbling hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	twirling yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	ghostly mansplainer's padded intergalactic pom poms	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	foul-smelling Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	brawny Radio Free Pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	brawny Radio Free Foil	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	tasty small skewed radio button candy	2	awesome	
922	foul-smelling severed rocking horse head	0		Stench Damage: +10
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	Vulcanized Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 20
927	spirit-forward mediocre Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
929	stanky arse-shooting crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
931	drinkable spiced rum	4	good	
932	lousy eggnog	4	decent	
933	bland narrow jittery candy cane	3	decent	
934	spoiled gingerbread bugbear	4	crappy	
935	imitation nice watch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	blinking Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	plastic sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	mirror small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	jittery bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	purple Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	blinking maroon bowler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	healthy Da Vinci's bow staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	pulsating cool bowlegged pants	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	upside-down skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	acceptable martini	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	drinkable grogtini	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	acceptable cherry bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	gray extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	wool smooth hockey mask	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	upside-down penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	jittery orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	dog trainer's fez of etymology	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	adequate ghostly carob chunk noodles	3	good	
957	bland chorizo brownies	4	decent	
958	special adequate chocolate and tomato pizza	3	good	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 40
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	skewed velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	blurry stanky plastic seal clubber of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
964	arcane researcher's plastic turtle tamer of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
965	savvy plastic pastamancer of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
966	ghostly greedy fortified plastic sauceror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +20
967	skewed skewed friendly thinker's plastic disco bandit	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
968	dangerous plastic accordion thief of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
969	blue stanky plastic mosquito	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
970	plastic leprechaun of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
971	huge friendly plastic levitating potato	0		Familiar Weight: +3
972	olive careful plastic angry goat	0		Monster Level: -10
973	Sherlock's plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Item Drop: +25
974	spinning fireproof plastic fuzzy dice	0		Hot Resistance: +3
975	sizzling plastic pirate skeleton	0		Hot Damage: +10
976	bouncing family-friendly plastic barrrnacle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
977	coward's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Monster Level: -20
978	stylish plastic stab bat	0		Moxie: +25
979	strapping plastic grue	0		Muscle: +5
980	MacGyver's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Maximum MP: +100
981	twirling smelly plastic ghuol whelp	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
982	pulsating slick plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Moxie: +10
983	plastic cocoabo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
984	wobbly shellacked plastic star starfish	0		Damage Reduction: 7
985	wobbly upside-down plastic ghost pickle on a stick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
986	scorching plastic killer bee	0		Hot Damage: +25
987	tumbling Annie Oakley's plastic Cheshire bat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
988	plastic coffee pixie of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
989	extremely unsafe plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
990	pulsating sinister plastic hermit	0		Spell Damage: +10
991	healthy plastic Boris of Tarzan of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
992	squat therapeutic beefcake's plastic Jarlsberg of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
993	careful Rosewater's brawny plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10
994	blinking wobbly sharpshooter's plastic Susie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
995	normal Lucky Surprise Egg	4	good	
998	narrow maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	lightning-fast Xlyinia's notebook	0		Initiative: +40
1003	tumbling soda water	0		
1004	tolerable irresponsibly strong bottle of tequila	6	good	
1005	acceptable boxed wine	3	good	
1006	fancy rotten cherry	3	crappy	Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 10
1007	pulsating reassuring coconut shell	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	shaking rock-hard ice cubes	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1009	drinkable extra-dry vodka martini	5	good	
1010	delicious triple-distilled whiskey and soda	10	awesome	
1011	perfectly mixed green monkey wrench	4	EPIC	
1012	acceptable tequila sunrise	3	good	
1013	weak bad shaking margarita	2	decent	
1014	watered-down mediocre red strawberry wine	2	decent	
1015	smooth wine spritzer	3	awesome	
1016	tolerable weak perpendicular hula	2	good	
1017	perfectly mixed ducha de oro	3	EPIC	
1018	weak lousy calle de miel	2	decent	
1019	mediocre dry vodka martini	4	decent	
1020	drinkable old-fashioned	3	good	
1021	lousy tequila with training wheels	3	decent	
1022	lousy sangria	4	decent	
1023	bad fancy vesper	3	decent	Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	tolerable watered-down pulsating bodyslam	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	lousy sangria del diablo	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	upside-down whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	stiffened hippo whip	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1030	ghostly frosty penguin whip	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1031	pulsating shellacked yak whip	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1032	squat wholesome gnauga hide whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	deadly hippo skin buckler	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1035	penguin skin buckler of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1036	forbidden yakskin buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1037	toasty gnauga hide buckler	0		Hot Damage: +5
1038	boiled pulsating Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 62
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	lousy beer	4	decent	
1042	beefcake's string of beads	0		Muscle: +25
1043	wobbly rosy-cheeked string of beads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1044	pulsating inspector's string of beads	0		Item Drop: +15
1045	banded plastic bottle opener	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1046	shaking coward's traffic cone of courage	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic maroon N. O. Beer	1	EPIC	
1048	pickled upside-down shaking oyster egg	1		
1049	boiled oyster egg	1		
1050	twisted blurry oyster egg	1		
1051	shaking plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	dried upside-down pulsating red oyster egg	1		
1053	twisted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 50
1054	modified gray oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	boiled upside-down purple wobbly puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 20
1057	altered teal puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 50
1058	dehydrated spinning puce oyster egg	1		
1059	shaking puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	mixed mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 10
1061	diluted mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	mixed upside-down purple mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 40
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	diluted twirling narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 50
1065	pickled oyster egg	1		
1066	altered blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 50
1067	spinning skewed plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	modified pulsating oyster egg	1		
1069	powdered squat wobbly yellow oyster egg	1		
1070	pickled upside-down oyster egg	1		
1071	ghostly plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	dried mirror narrow off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 15
1073	altered off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	dried off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	pulsating yellow off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	compressed wobbly oyster egg	1		
1077	compressed oyster egg	1		
1078	dehydrated twirling blurry oyster egg	1		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 45
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	mirror oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	narrow clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	upside-down clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	narrow clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	blinking clockwork claws	0		
1092	narrow tumbling clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	blurry clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	inspector's clockwork hat	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	healthy clockwork trench coat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1099	clockwork pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	gnauga hide chaps of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	narrow targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	narrow pulsating Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	upside-down clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	narrow clockwork chef head	0		
1107	mirror clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	squat clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	red clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	upside-down tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	olive annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	fuchsia avaricious curative Stupid University Diploma of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	purple inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	shellacked halfberd	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1124	twirling small glove	0		
1125	scorching rosy-cheeked Herculean glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25
1126	jittery toothpick of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1127	Fonzie's ninja sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	sequined fez of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	fuchsia blank card	0		
1131	blinking beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	twirling Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	skewed horrifying star shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	nitrogenated eyeliner	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 16
1136	extra-anodized magnetized lipstick	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 47
1137	blinking bicycle chain of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	artisanal high-proof special mushroom wine	10	EPIC	Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 50
1140	perfectly mixed icy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1141	strong fancy mediocre mushroom wine	5	decent	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 20
1142	practically non-alcoholic delicious pointy mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1143	tolerable boozy flat mushroom wine	5	good	
1144	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted teal cool mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1145	lousy bouncing knob mushroom wine	4	decent	
1146	perfectly mixed knoll mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1147	drinkable watered-down mushroom wine	2	good	
1148	artisanal weak wobbly shot of flower schnapps	2	EPIC	
1149	yummy small flower petal pie	2	awesome	
1150	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1	decent	
1151	tumbling wicked Sinatra's discarded plastic fork	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5
1152	blinking gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	flavorless immense Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7	decent	
1154	altered Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	squat letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	blue Temple Grandin's wholeberd	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1158	moist dry huge Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 63
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	wobbly Da Vinci's irate sombrero	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	irradiated handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 13
1163	moist chilled marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	bouncing maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	tumbling exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	purple cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	shaking potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	jittery Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	lime green mirror exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	narrow gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	green mirror dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	skewed zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	spinning stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	mirror yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	blue sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	maroon bugbear	0		
1200	moldy half-sized squat twirling mugcake	2	crappy	
1201	stale urinal cake	4	decent	
1202	normal Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	good	
1203	moldy personalized birthday cake	4	crappy	
1204	stale three-tiered wedding cake	3	decent	
1205	spoiled half-sized yellow babycakes	2	crappy	
1206	bland fancy ghostly velvet cake	3	decent	Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 20
1207	delicious congratulatory cake	4	awesome	
1208	spoiled bouncing angel-food cake	4	crappy	
1209	miniature rotten devil's-food cake	2	crappy	
1210	huge bland fancy birthday party jellybean cheesecake	7	decent	Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
1211	balloon	0		
1212	ghostly narrow balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	wobbly Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	blurry thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	electrified Mr. Balloon	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1221	balloon	0		
1222	purple spinning reassuring Mr. Eh?	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
1224	perfumed steel-toed steel shillelagh of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +5
1225	healthy steel skullcap of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	fuchsia rosewater-soaked stylish steel solitaire of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1227	maroon pulsating steel scarf of the ox of the pedagogue of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
1228	weightlifter's steel slacks of the ox of the sewer	0		Muscle: 35, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	smelly supercool steel suspenders of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1230	Jack Frost's Tesla boxer's pikestaff	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1231	foul-smelling Rosewater's pith helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	purple dance instructor's pocketwatch of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
1233	flame-wreathed curative pinky ring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1234	clever educational pants of the storm	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	shaking gray toasty educational pendant	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	twirling censurious careful hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1237	blinking olive tapped lotus	0		
1238	squat glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	spinning toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	skewed Fonzie's Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1245	fuchsia Codpiece of the Goblin King of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
1246	frightening therapeutic rib of the Bonerdagon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1247	shaking red vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	family-friendly smooth Bonerdagon necklace of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1249	bouncing deadly Boss Bat britches	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	twirling red sizzling Boss Bat bling of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
1251	normal Knob shroomkabob	4	good	
1252	delicious half-sized shroomkabob	2	awesome	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	super-sized fancy toothsome jittery tumbling jumping bean burrito	5	awesome	Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 25
1255	massive adequate jumping bean burrito	8	good	
1256	super-sized decent blurry insanely jumping bean burrito	5	good	
1257	decent olive rat scrapple	4	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	Temple Grandin's traffic cone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	purple wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	boiled Hatorade	1		
1262	extremely unsafe weightlifter's off-hand balloon of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	ghostly tumbling skewed box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	stale big purple gloomy mushroom	5	decent	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	purple ebony wand	0		
1270	yellow hexagonal wand	0		
1271	yellow skewed skewed aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	upside-down chaotic magic lamp	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1274	boiled narrow blue Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	nasty basic meat skirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	bad tumbling red Otorian Battle Scar	4	decent	
1277	tumbling basic meat kilt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	mirror meat skirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	studded meat kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	huge dangerous penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	flame-retardant penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	skewed nasty yakskin skirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	family-friendly yakskin kilt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	Samson's hippopotamus skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	fireproof hippopotamus kilt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	brainy furry skirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	maroon padded furry kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	sinister gnauga hide skirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	flame-wreathed gnauga hide kilt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	improved triple-chilled tumbling shaking wind-up clock	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 36
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	huge ring of adornment of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1294	hale personal trainer's ring of increase damage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +20
1295	crafty ring of gain strength	0		Maximum MP: +10
1296	lime green shaking curative ring of resistance	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1297	ring of fire resistance of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1298	cool ring of conflict	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
1299	deadly pirate hook	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1300	Tesla monster bait	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1301	quadruple-dry moist deodorant	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 13
1302	alkaline wobbly huge blurry reodorant	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 25
1303	pulsating pulsating fuchsia Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	blurry doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	brawny stylish traffic cone	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	twirling calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	gray huge comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	bouncing weightlifter's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
1313	bouncing narrow fuchsia twirling personal trainer's Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
1314	zippy Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	banded rose-colored glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1316	blue facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	rotten questionable taco	3	crappy	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	narrow petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	skewed time helmet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	mirror personal trainer's time trousers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	lion tamer's time sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	careful Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	Cloaca-Cola shield of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1328	tumbling mirror Jim Carey's Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	rock-hard Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1330	Socratic Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	executive Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	huge Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	ghostly Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	steel-toed Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
1342	pulsating picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	mirror zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	electrified Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 54
1345	non-ionized Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	oxidized energized twirling Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 21
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	bouncing miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	cyan MacGyver's pinky ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
1352	tolerable redrum	4	good	
1353	huge ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	skewed pile of pebbles	0		
1355	huge stale bowl of oriole's nest soup	8	decent	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	drinkable Mt. Noob Pale Ale	4	good	
1358	gray pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	olive ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	shaking Sherlock's disembodied smile	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	jittery clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	bland low-calorie tofurkey leg	1	decent	
1366	snack-sized normal tofurkey gravy	2	good	
1367	special toothsome bite-sized herbal stuffing	1	awesome	Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 45
1368	half-sized bland can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	decent	
1369	spoiled yams	4	crappy	
1370	foul-smelling rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10
1371	gingham blouse of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1372	skewed souvenir ski t-shirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	chaotic plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	cyan sinister plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	MacGyver's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	forbidden plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	yellow Sinatra's plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	energized chocolate	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	wobbly length of string	0		
1384	red googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	ghostly felt	0		
1387	pulsating block	0		
1388	upside-down toy wheel	0		
1389	spinning yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	squat gray ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	mirror doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	rock-hard duck-on-a-string of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	bouncing purple doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	Fonzie's toy train	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	marionette of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	Sherlock's sock monkey	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	rag doll of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	therapeutic can of fake snow	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	MacGyver's colored-light "necklace"	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	skewed tree skirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	rotten wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	yummy fuchsia bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	adequate tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	extremely unsafe Unionize The Elves sign	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	oxidized enhanced snowcone	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	double-ionized bouncing snowcone	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	extra-ionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	galvanized galvanized wobbly snowcone	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	energized oxidized tarnished snowcone	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	alkaline tumbling snowcone	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	fuchsia Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	Van der Graaf traffic cone of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	mirror ribald careful ice sickle	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	healthy ice baby	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	olive ice pick of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	upside-down Tesla ice skates of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	huge bland grue egg omelette	7	decent	
1429	squat roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	rotten big mushroom	5	crappy	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	blurry ghostly fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	tumbling hot stuffing	0		
1437	olive useless powder	0		
1438	super-anodized triple-oxidized narrow twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 31
1439	chilled deionized hot powder	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 37
1440	irradiated maroon blurry powder	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 35
1441	Vulcanized non-pressed squat powder	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 52
1442	dry stench powder	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 66
1443	wet sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 48
1444	irradiated anodized twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 64
1445	tarnished quadruple-concentrated colloidal hot nuggets	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 36
1446	enhanced alkaline nuggets	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 33
1447	pickled dry nuggets	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 51
1448	Vulcanized diffused lime green stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 50
1449	boiled concentrated teal sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 52
1450	altered twinkly wad	1		
1451	dehydrated narrow hot wad	1		
1452	powdered blinking wad	1		
1453	altered purple wobbly wad	1		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 40
1454	altered blurry stench wad	1		
1455	compressed wobbly sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 50
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	shaking bouncing gray Goth Giant	0		
1458	rotten miniature Valentine's Day cake	2	crappy	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	mirror salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	yellow suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	narrow skewed sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	bouncing ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	blinking goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	pulsating union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	olive paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	jittery troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	upside-down alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	shaking ghostly aromatic quilted rabbit's foot	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	green hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	maroon hale chopsticks of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +50
1491	rice bowl of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1492	spinning narrow censurious ninja mop	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1493	Sherlock's electrified ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1494	polymerized concentrated narrow sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	yellow dangerous brainy traffic cone	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	drinkable gloomy mushroom wine	3	good	
1497	delicious shaking mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	blurry whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	green fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	dry teal explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	narrow clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	pulsating rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	anodized magnetized snowcone	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	aged calle de miel with a fly in it	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	mediocre blurry rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	acceptable red perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	irresponsibly strong artisanal slap and tickle with a fly in it	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	thinker's fake hand	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	distilled yellow Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	twisted blinking Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	distilled Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	altered Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	wobbly KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	shaking vampire heart	0		
1519	maroon Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	Da Vinci's Radio KoL Coffee Mug of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +60
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	wool mansplainer's Radio Free Jersey	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1
1523	spinning bottle of used blood	0		
1524	fuchsia wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	toasty savvy corkscrew	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	upside-down upside-down St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	spinning fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	miser's grass skirt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	blurry strapping grass hat	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	vibrating grass blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	pulsating blue homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	red weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	sparkly engagement ring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	stanky Grimacite goggles of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	dance instructor's Grimacite glaive of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	greasy padded Grimacite greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	Grimacite garter of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Rosewater's Grimacite galoshes of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	Van der Graaf vibrating Grimacite gorget	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	rosewater-soaked Grimacite guayabera	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	fuchsia deadly Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1548	blinking blurry perfumed Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5
1549	MSG	0		
1550	supercharged second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1551	perfectly mixed fancy bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 5
1552	hand-crafted cyan bottle of Definit	4	EPIC	
1553	lousy bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	decent	
1554	hand-crafted bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	EPIC	
1555	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1	EPIC	
1556	perfectly mixed boxed champagne	3	EPIC	
1557	gigantic stale enchanted kumquat	9	decent	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 35
1558	decent bite-sized tangerine	1	good	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	low-calorie delicious cocktail onion	1	awesome	
1561	flavorless tumbling blue raspberry	3	decent	
1562	moldy half-sized kiwi	2	crappy	
1563	practically non-alcoholic smooth yellow whiskey bittersweet	1	awesome	
1564	lousy mimosette	3	decent	
1565	drinkable triple-distilled tequila sunset	10	good	
1566	artisanal narrow zmobie	3	EPIC	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	artisanal gin and tonic	4	EPIC	
1568	artisanal weak cyan vodka and tonic	2	EPIC	
1569	fancy smooth wobbly vodka gibson	3	awesome	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 30
1570	watered-down mediocre gibson	2	decent	
1571	lousy parisian cathouse	4	decent	
1572	bad weak rabbit punch	2	decent	
1573	aged caipifruta	4	awesome	
1574	tolerable pulsating teqiwila	4	good	
1575	acceptable irresponsibly strong enchanted Divine	10	good	Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 45
1576	aged practically non-alcoholic Gordon Bennett	1	awesome	
1577	drinkable upside-down shaking tangarita	4	good	
1578	perfectly mixed pulsating mandarina colada	3	EPIC	
1579	acceptable gimlet	3	good	
1580	enchanted drinkable mirror brick road	4	good	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 25
1581	hand-crafted blinking vodka stratocaster	4	EPIC	
1582	watered-down bad Neuromancer	2	decent	
1583	perfectly mixed weak jittery prussian cathouse	2	super ultra EPIC	
1584	mediocre cyan Mae West	3	decent	
1585	high-proof bad Mon Tiki	9	decent	
1586	bad teqiwila slammer	4	decent	
1587	adequate fancy super-sized Knob lo mein	5	good	Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 35
1588	spoiled jittery asparagus lo mein	4	crappy	
1589	adequate Knoll lo mein	4	good	
1590	normal lo mein	3	good	
1591	diet rotten blue olive lo mein	1	crappy	
1592	yummy miniature hot hi mein	2	awesome	
1593	fancy bland hi mein	4	decent	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 15
1594	bland hi mein	4	decent	
1595	special moldy hi mein	3	crappy	Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 40
1596	rotten jumbo spinning sleazy hi mein	5	crappy	
1597	banded Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	blurry toasty Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	spinning jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	practically non-alcoholic lousy tangarita with a fly in it	1	decent	
1601	practically non-alcoholic tolerable mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	good	
1602	fancy lousy prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	decent	Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 25
1603	weak perfectly mixed Mae West with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1604	compressed twirling astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	upside-down delectable catalyst	0		
1606	boiled mirror jittery ultimate wad	1		
1607	concentrated pulsating twirling libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 41
1608	quantum twirling eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 45
1609	anodized jittery perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 49
1610	diffused eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 69
1611	double-pickled corrupted upside-down potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 49
1612	double-alkaline concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 27
1613	Jeselnik's coffin lid	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1614	lard-coated satin shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1615	tumbling Van der Graaf Cerebral Cloche	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	miser's Cerebral Culottes	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	sizzling grievous weightlifter's Cerebral Crossbow	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	wet liquefied ghostly astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	aerosolized magnetized boiled blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	liquefied quantum huge ghostly green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	enhanced chilled orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	corrupted purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	boiled pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	shaking greedy raspberry beret	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	huge wobbly rosy-cheeked pixel shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	mediocre shaking around the world	4	decent	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	upside-down Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	nitrogenated yellow ghostly lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 69
1638	diffused lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 62
1639	dry triple-altered lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 32
1640	improved blinking squat gray lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 50
1641	super-wet lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 28
1642	tolerable practically non-alcoholic jittery Grimacite Bock	1	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	rotten wobbly wedge of gray cheese	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	twirling stench and sauce	0		
1648	yellow sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	twirling brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	adequate foie gras	3	good	
1652	magnetized super-warmed candy brain	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	avaricious scorching jewel-eyed wizard hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	fortified wad of Crovacite of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1655	squat fuchsia jittery stanky lion tamer's collar	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	mirror beefcake's Radio KoL Keychain	0		Muscle: +25
1662	gray mansplainer's Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Monster Level: +15
1663	bouncing cyan boxer's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1664	Socratic Radio KoL Maracas	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1665	hardened Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1666	purple skewed wholesome Radio KoL Patch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1667	medical-grade Cat-Herding Prod	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1668	star boomerang of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1669	blinking Van der Graaf star stiletto	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1670	ghostly fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	bouncing jittery swindleblossom	0		
1673	tumbling toasty grave robbing shovel of terror	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1674	chilly superhero mask	0		Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	narrow styrofoam ore	0		
1677	jittery bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	tumbling pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	personal trainer's sword of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1680	Lo Pan's Van der Graaf staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1681	jittery personal trainer's bubblewrap sword of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1682	spinning bouncing blinking prompt bubblewrap staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +3
1683	pulsating red mirror double-paned scandalous bubblewrap crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
1684	avaricious Jack Frost's styrofoam sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
1685	scandalous styrofoam staff of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
1686	hardy Rosewater's styrofoam crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	yellow upside-down Da Vinci's crossbow of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1689	supercool ribbon	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	jittery yellow Usain Bolt's lightning-fast discarded bottlecap	0		Initiative: 120, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	Temple Grandin's MacGyver's discarded torn-up glove	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	pressed salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 63
1693	quantum tumbling eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 63
1694	frozen quadruple-frozen Frogade	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 30
1695	triple-ionized pressed upside-down papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 11
1696	stale royal jelly taco	3	decent	
1697	flavorless tofu taco	4	decent	
1698	bland jumping bean taco	3	decent	
1699	spoiled catgut taco	3	crappy	
1700	stale thick goat cheese taco	5	decent	
1701	miniature flavorless pr0n taco	2	decent	
1702	quadruple-activated alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 21
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	lime green aromatic dog trainer's padded sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
1707	blinking gravedigger's resourceful dance instructor's flypaper staff	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10
1708	narrow jittery asbestos-lined grease gun of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1709	mirror wobbly careful Van der Graaf sword of static of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1710	double-paned stanky wiffle-flail of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
1711	family-friendly flame-retardant bubble bauble bow of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1712	wobbly scandalous forbidden Frost™ brand sword of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
1713	flame-wreathed Oprah's squeaky staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1714	twirling jittery friendly medical-grade personal trainer's can cannon	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1715	shaking chilly starchy sword	0		Cold Damage: +5
1716	skewed hardened starchy staff	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1717	spinning padded starchy crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1718	squat Sherlock's sizzling pestoblade	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
1719	blinking poutine pole of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1720	Temple Grandin's curdflinger of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100
1721	Tesla muculent machete of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1722	rosewater-soaked double-paned glistening staff	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
1723	pulsating prompt frosty repeating crossbow	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	jittery tumbling sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	shaking huge blue sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	dense meat sword of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1729	rock-hard dense meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1730	twirling flame-wreathed dense meat crossbow	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1731	nasty stylish thinker's Spirit Precipice	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +5
1732	cyan friendly mansplainer's Annie Oakley's smoldering staff	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
1733	shaking dog trainer's Tesla rock-hard hot cross bow	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1734	upside-down weightlifter's sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20, Alters Page Text
1735	perfumed groovy meatspout staff of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5
1736	squat perfumed friendly carob cannon of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5
1737	auspicious toasty sinister shuddersword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
1738	wobbly knitted stiffened hairy staff of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
1739	tumbling censurious beefy projectile icemaker of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1740	skewed lard-coated energetic buffalo blade of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1741	tumbling lime green blinking therapeutic Newton's cheesestick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1742	hardened potato pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1743	rosy-cheeked savory sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1744	greedy savory staff	0		Meat Drop: +20
1745	olive stylish savory crossbow	0		Moxie: +25
1746	zippy healthy savvy Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20
1747	nippy quilted soylent staff	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10
1748	clever hardened goulauncher	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Gnollish pie server of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1751	wool Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1752	Annie Oakley's Knob Goblin spatula	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1753	squat sage jack flapper	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1754	banded filthy pestle	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1755	nasty Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Stench Damage: +5
1756	olive mansplainer's huge spoon	0		Monster Level: +15
1757	thinker's pizza cutter	0		Mysticality: +10
1758	lightning-fast star spatula	0		Initiative: +40
1759	ghostly hardened padded foon of fulmination	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
1760	hale sinister foon of frigidity	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20
1761	arcane researcher's foon of foulness of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5
1762	resourceful foon of fearfulness of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25
1763	Temple Grandin's padded foon of fleshiness	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
1764	tumbling green Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	spinning Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	flavorless tiny yellow fricasseed brains	1	decent	
1770	decent brains casserole	3	good	
1771	banded butcherknife	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1772	Van der Graaf corn holder	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1773	stylish eggbeater	0		Moxie: +25
1774	perfectly mixed cyan bottle of popskull	3	EPIC	
1775	spinning blurry perfumed dishrag	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1776	decent stale baguette	4	good	
1777	teal leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	stale purple dinner	4	decent	
1779	brawny katana	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Synergetic
1780	sizzling ram stick	0		Hot Damage: +10
1781	Da Vinci's enchantlers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	Usain Bolt's family-friendly ram-battering staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80
1783	flavorless crazy Turkish delight	3	decent	
1784	bouncing razor-sharp Snow Queen Crown of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	family-friendly Annie Oakley's steel-toed ga-ga radio	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	energized cold-filtered colloidal teal bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 56
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	tolerable Ram's Face Lager	3	good	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	pulsating Jeselnik's smelly curative Travoltan trousers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	asbestos-lined rock-hard pool cue	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5
1794	irradiated corrupted wobbly handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 47
1795	wobbly Counterclockwise Watch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	skewed misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	tumbling animal jawbone	0		
1802	teal first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	spinning fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	tumbling red ghostly third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	squat fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	blinking fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	red seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	spinning ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	upside-down blurry eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	tumbling first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	skewed twirling sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	blinking seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	jittery sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	spinning second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	huge left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	narrow left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	shaking right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	green right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	bouncing upside-down right seventh rib	0		
1858	blue right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	huge right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	shaking right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	twirling left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	huge left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	tumbling left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	blinking left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	twirling blue left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	huge huge right fourth front claw	0		
1890	narrow mirror squat left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	skewed left third rear claw	0		
1895	teal left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	twirling maroon right first rear claw	0		
1897	wobbly right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	Tesla 1-ball	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1901	rosy-cheeked sinister 2-ball	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1902	wobbly mansplainer's fortified 3-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15
1903	wool 4-ball of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +1
1904	lard-coated 5-ball of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1905	frosty razor-sharp 6-ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1906	upside-down coward's 7-ball	0		Monster Level: -20
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	hardy arcane researcher's stylish clockwork sword	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50
1911	spinning quilted experienced clockwork staff of the boozehound	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +40, Booze Drop: +100
1912	blurry smelly razor-sharp clockwork crossbow of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
1913	teal ghostly clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	shaking clockwork shank	0		
1916	wobbly Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	shaking wallet	0		
1918	spinning coin purse	0		
1919	blinking blue English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	twirling bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	coward's wakizashi	0		Monster Level: -20, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	twirling tattered snake standard	0		
1926	skewed KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	squat smooth greaves	0		Moxie: +15, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	fireproof razor-sharp helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	coward's curative spear	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
1932	frosty shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
1933	huge pitchfork of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1934	broken sword of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1935	smooth snarling wolf shield	0		Moxie: +15, Synergetic
1936	teal lupine sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Synergetic
1937	chaotic snake shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Synergetic
1938	yellow educational serpentine sword	0		Experience: +1, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	smelly groovy 9-ball of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1941	purple fortified seal pendant of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	narrow occult Herculean turtle brooch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	lightning-fast noodle ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	olive auspicious saucepan earring of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	mansplainer's brawny disco ball pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	spinning frosty dangerous accordion pin	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	narrow wool strapping worn tophat	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	deadly Fonzie's tap shoes	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
1949	normal Manetwich	3	good	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	drinkable fancy bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	good	Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 45
1952	snack-sized moldy green desiccated apricot	2	crappy	
1953	aged flute of flat champagne	3	awesome	
1954	adequate snack-sized dehydrated caviar	2	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	tolerable snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	good	
1957	mirror quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	yellow blinking tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	quadruple-alkaline maroon Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 26
1963	dance card	0		
1964	teal shaking therapeutic opera mask	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	nasty Amulet of Yendor of doom	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	narrow nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	skewed auspicious shrimp fork of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
1973	yellow mirror half of a memo	0		
1974	narrow cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	bouncing gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	wobbly gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	purple MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	olive hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	blurry mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	squat yo-yo	0		
1991	upside-down rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	teal stick of "gum"	0		
2000	jittery Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	olive Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	teal Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	lime green Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	huge Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	narrow Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	cyan Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	mirror diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	lime green club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	moldy cherry pie	3	crappy	
2021	adequate lime green strawberry pie	3	good	
2022	stale mirror lemon meringue pie	4	decent	
2023	wobbly Genalen™ Bottle	1	EPIC	
2024	tasty mixed wildflower greens	3	awesome	
2025	flavorless half-sized bouncing handful of walnuts	2	decent	
2026	bland miniature nutty organic salad	2	decent	
2027	normal blurry upside-down super salad	4	good	
2028	gigantic toothsome tofu wonton	6	awesome	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	greedy personal trainer's Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2031	didgeridooka of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2032	rock-hard bullet-proof corduroys of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	rosewater-soaked round sunglasses	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2034	wobbly wobbly steel-toed wicker shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	wet enhanced radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 65
2037	enhanced tarnished squat wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 33
2038	oxidized red ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 67
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	fuchsia patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	blue skewed ferret bait	0		
2042	purple exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	twirling hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	adequate small brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	good	
2046	tasty squat lime green frat brats	3	awesome	
2047	rotten special pulsating knob ka-bobs	4	crappy	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 10
2049	lousy can of Swiller	4	decent	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	wobbly reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	shaking market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	ionized energized gray adder bladder	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 42
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	ionized alkaline dry Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 23
2060	mirror cyan sword of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2061	blurry yellow rosewater-soaked helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	shield of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +5
2063	decent jittery upside-down blackberry	3	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	twirling Jack Frost's kick-ass kicks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2067	bouncing sake bomb	0		
2068	cyan tequila grenade	0		
2069	beer helmet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	shaking distressed denim pants of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	perforated battle paddle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2072	lard-coated nippy flashing novelty button	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2073	narrow pulsating MacGyver's wholesome glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Item Drop: +5
2075	fireproof spandex anniversary shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	hardy jar of anniversary jam	0		Maximum HP: +50
2077	fuchsia Sinatra's bucket of anniversary lard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2078	smelly anniversary concrete fedora	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	jittery razor-sharp makeshift turban of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	quilted makeshift cape	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2081	chilly makeshift skirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	wobbly toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	mixed wobbly bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 10
2086	dried bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 50
2087	pickled bouncing tube of hair oil	1		
2088	galvanized extra-polymerized Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 33
2089	squat Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	shaking foul-smelling occult Socratic boxer's pilgrim shield of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	mirror bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	Lo Pan's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2094	super-sized decent fancy ballroom blintz	5	good	Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 45
2095	towel	0		
2096	twisted narrow guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	ghostly stiffened 17-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	upside-down hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	skewed empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	twirling coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	pulsating stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	blinking stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	blurry blurry tooth	0		
2112	huge leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	narrow spinning lightning-fast wheel	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	pulsating yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	prehistoric spear of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	blue stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	pulsating MacGyver's fire of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	lime green Grateful Undead T-shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2121	purple banded ASCII shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2122	squat fireproof foul-smelling safety vest	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
2123	gray Temple Grandin's eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2125	deadly Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2126	frightening strapping bronze breastplate	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
2127	spinning chaotic MacGyver's hat hacker T-shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	olive possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	miser's killer rag doll	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	nippy incredibly marionette	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	vibrating mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	blurry electrified Samson's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	pulsating Oprah's toy crazy train	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	mirror toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	blurry length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	lime green felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	blinking teal evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	delicious frank	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	flavorless plate of franks and beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	mediocre extra-dry shot of blackberry schnapps	5	decent	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	shaking ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	teal high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	blinking quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	blue skewed atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	spinning ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	stanky grievous toy ray gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	sharpshooter's baleful toy space helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	olive upside-down MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	blurry twirling rosewater-soaked greasy astronaut pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	blinking Newton's toy jet pack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	spinning triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	pulsating teal shellacked obsidian dagger	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2179	lime green archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	banded Kiss the Knob apron	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	practically non-alcoholic drinkable flask of peppermint schnapps	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	skewed book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	bland massive candy stake	7	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	bad shaking eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	big moldy huge unspeakable fruitcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	small yummy gingerbread horror	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	frozen electrified unsweetened but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	delicious bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	thick moldy tumbling skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	stale skewed pulsating tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	blurry mansplainer's plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	bouncing horrifying plastic yuletide troll	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	hardened plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	brainy plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	blurry educational plastic Scream Queen	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	cyan time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Crimbo tiki necklace of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	vibrating savvy bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	spinning mirror thinker's Crimbo ukulele	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	sinister Tiki lighter of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	veiny deck of tropical cards of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	chaotic tropical paperweight of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	wholesome Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Tropical Crimbo Shorts of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	bland low-calorie super ka-bob	1	decent	
2218	fancy diet bland squat beer basted brat	1	decent	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 15
2219	Tropical Crimbo Sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	diffused skewed and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	purple upside-down nasty liar's pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	zippy flame-wreathed juggler's balls	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	pink shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	wicked evil eyeball pendant of horror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	super-galvanized arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	corrupted moist green cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	triple-wet toad horn	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	twirling icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	skewed smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 75
2234	arcane researcher's calavera concertina	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	upside-down therapeutic smooth ratarang	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2236	unsweetened activated turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 65
2237	olive pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	olive up-at-dawn pygmy nose-bone	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2239	avaricious quilted bad voodoo mask	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	jittery bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	Lo Pan's pygmy spear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2242	galvanized pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 37
2243	cyan curative headhunter necktie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2244	twirling scandalous pointed stick of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5
2245	purple skewed healthy knobby helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	knobby kneepads of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2247	mirror medical-grade sewer turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2248	quilted slick sebaceous shield	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40
2249	baleful skeletortoise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	red blinking rosewater-soaked box turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2252	squat box turtle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2253	bottlecap turtle of chilblains of terror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2254	Usain Bolt's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	electrified furry turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	avaricious furry earmuffs	0		Meat Drop: +30
2257	smelly flame-wreathed reinforced furry underpants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	tasty stunt nuts	4	awesome	
2265	rotten special huge wet stew	4	crappy	Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 30
2266	gray wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	clever Staff of Fats	0		Maximum MP: +20
2269	tasty miniature sausage wonton	2	awesome	
2270	Sherlock's knitted belt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2271	boozy acceptable upside-down tumbling bottle of Merlot	5	good	
2272	distilled perfectly mixed bottle of Port	5	EPIC	
2273	acceptable bottle of Pinot Noir	4	good	
2274	hand-crafted upside-down jittery bottle of Zinfandel	4	EPIC	
2275	acceptable fancy spirit-forward bottle of Marsala	5	good	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 15
2276	lousy shaking bottle of Muscat	3	decent	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	blinking wobbly slick seal-skull helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	narrow chisel	0		
2286	narrow Eye of Ed	0		
2287	sinister glowstick of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	upside-down Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	mirror yellow fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	cyan blurry Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	pulsating worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	wobbly Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	oxidized concentrated candy heart	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	frozen energized red pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	frozen unsweetened squat candy heart	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	wet candy heart	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	adjusted quadruple-warmed candy heart	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	energized candy heart	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	bouncing pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	bouncing headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	spinning Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	improved can of paint	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 18
2328	mirror drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	shaking bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	miniature flavorless Better Than Cuddling Cake	2	decent	
2333	skewed ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	teal rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	mirror Jeselnik's flame-wreathed pipe	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2337	rock-hard reinforced beaded headband	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	gigantic decent bouncing red pudding	7	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	artisanal Blackfly Chardonnay	3	EPIC	
2340	bad high-proof & tan	10	decent	
2341	tumbling pepper	0		
2342	tasty forest cake	4	awesome	
2343	spoiled forest ham	4	crappy	
2344	diffused liquefied filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 55
2345	polarized super-nitrogenated Vulcanized filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 44
2346	activated filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 21
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	spinning superamplified boom box	0		
2352	clever fire poi	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5
2353	blurry occult bejeweled pledge pin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	double-unsweetened quadruple-corrupted henna face paint	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 63
2356	flattened cold-filtered bouncing tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 50
2357	jittery studded occult Gaia beads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80
2358	squat pink clay bead	0		
2359	jittery clay bead	0		
2360	shaking clay bead	0		
2361	huge green wicked hippy medical kit of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2362	narrow experienced Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +20
2363	ruddy longhaired hippy wig of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	purple Tesla Zim Merman's guitar	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2365	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2366	padded peel hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	Lo Pan's flowing hippy skirt of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	upside-down natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	normal banana	4	good	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	flavorless half-sized shaking banana cream pie	2	decent	
2376	delicious banana daiquiri	4	awesome	
2377	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bungle in the jungle	1	good	
2378	pulsating banana spritzer	0		
2379	super-alkaline warmed teal banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 34
2380	squat dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	cyan shellacked beefy keg shield	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
2387	auspicious finger	0		Item Drop: +10
2388	mirror steel-toed supercool war tongs	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
2389	blinking Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	stanky asbestos apron	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2391	Rosewater's beaten-up Chucks	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2392	blinking Lo Pan's natty ascot	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2393	huge ruddy Newton's wreath of laurels	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	foul-smelling wicked Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	brainy tube sock	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	bouncing smooth energy drink IV	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
2399	ghostly sage Elmley shades	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	squat beer bong of incineration of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2402	skewed gauze garter	0		
2403	huge barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	teal Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	ghostly pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	fuchsia triffid bark	0		
2414	blurry lint	0		
2415	olive discarded pacifier	0		
2416	twirling wobbly bounty-hunting helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	experienced bounty-hunting rifle	0		Experience: +2
2418	prompt bounty-hunting pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	galvanized flattened bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 69
2420	alkaline corrupted pulsating teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
2421	flattened improved bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 43
2422	nitrogenated irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 22
2423	denatured triple-dry modified narrow Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 34
2424	polymerized wet chilled cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 58
2425	corrupted polarized can of spinach	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 14
2426	concentrated denatured activated purple fire flower	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 31
2427	flattened alkaline freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 67
2428	ionized narrow squat fake blood	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 11
2429	moist Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 29
2430	non-deionized red bag of lard	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 35
2431	colloidal mirror bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 59
2432	wet upside-down SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 28
2433	wet electrified denatured tumbling bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 23
2434	quantum double-activated eyedrops	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 36
2435	liquefied spinning Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 36
2436	polarized modified bouncing donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 32
2437	wobbly New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	Annie Oakley's pink glowstick of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	mediocre blinking Supernova Champagne	3	decent	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	dangerous goatskin umbrella	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2452	curative stylish wool hat	0		Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	rosewater-soaked careful belt	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2455	foul-smelling bar whip	0		Stench Damage: +10
2456	barskin buckler of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2457	baleful whip	0		Spell Damage: +25
2458	barskin loincloth of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	tighty whiteys of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	dance instructor's yak toupee	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	tumbling odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	upside-down Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	rotten mirror bowl of Bounty-Os	3	crappy	
2465	lousy blurry Oreille Divisée brandy	3	decent	
2466	upside-down pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	blurry bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	narrow wilted lettuce	0		
2473	spinning empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	pulsating asbestos-lined razor-sharp clown wig	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	blurry mirror hale clownskin belt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Clowniness: 50
2477	reassuring clownskin buckler	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50
2478	skewed shellacked clown whip	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Clowniness: 50
2479	maroon demon skin	0		
2480	demon-horned hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	blinking rosy-cheeked demon buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2482	frightening Lo Pan's razor-sharp demon whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
2483	hardy barskin cloak	0		Maximum HP: +50
2484	therapeutic snakeskin duster of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2485	green thinker's clownskin harness of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
2486	up-at-dawn smelly demonskin jacket	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
2487	hipposkin poncho	0		Item Drop: +5
2488	double-paned yak anorak	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2489	savvy tuxedo shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2490	beefy strapping gnauga hide vest	0		Muscle: 15
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	twirling red tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	bouncing rock-hard Necrotelicomnicon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5
2495	shaking mansplainer's groovy Cookbook of the Damned	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
2496	Oprah's forbidden Sinful Desires	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	blinking necklace chain	0		
2506	tumbling beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	squat clever beach glass necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20
2509	tumbling greasy peace-sign necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2510	huge purple resourceful Newton's round sunglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	horrifying chaotic spark plug earring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
2514	asbestos-lined grievous woven baling wire bracelets	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
2515	reassuring coward's gearbox necklace	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +1
2516	smooth wrench bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3
2517	arcane researcher's educational chain necklace	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2518	ghostly double-paned sawblade shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2519	bad McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	decent	
2520	hand-crafted melted Jell-o shot	3	EPIC	
2521	mediocre jittery cruelty-free wine	4	decent	
2522	mediocre thistle wine	4	decent	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	flavorless special immense blurry fish	10	decent	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 40
2526	small special normal fish casserole	2	good	Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 5
2527	decent shaking yellow fish lasagna	4	good	
2528	squat filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	spoiled huge huge gnatloaf	10	crappy	
2530	decent maroon gnatloaf casserole	3	good	
2531	moldy gnat lasagna	4	crappy	
2532	pork	0		
2533	decent jumbo twirling pork chop sandwiches	5	good	
2534	adequate thick pork casserole	5	good	
2535	moldy bouncing pork lasagna	3	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	pulsating wobbly spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	deadly Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2540	spinning bouncing tomb ratchet	0		
2541	cyan Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	electrified narrow lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	nitrogenated polymerized tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	quadruple-boiled flattened begpwnia	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	concentrated activated skewed teal pulsating upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	colloidal half-orchid	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	greedy Sinatra's tin star	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	narrow Sherlock's outrageous sombrero of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	Sherlock's steel-toed "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	tumbling Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	jittery vial of mojo	0		
2552	squat teal reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	pulsating shaking distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	manspreader's educational Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	prompt Van der Graaf Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	tumbling ghostly scandalous strapping Chelonian Morningstar	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	up-at-dawn Jack Frost's Hammer of Smiting	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	wicked Samson's 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	purple up-at-dawn shellacked Fonzie's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	spinning half-rotten brain	0		
2563	ghostly upside-down bonesaw	0		
2564	yellow spinning plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	skewed Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	huge green Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	olive narrow wobbly Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	modified ant agonist	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 58
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	mirror ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	blinking ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	tumbling bronzed locust	0		
2576	twirling honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	scandalous Sinatra's cactus quill	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
2578	Herculean brawny Staff of the Short Order Cook of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +50
2579	spoiled cactus fruit	4	crappy	
2580	steel-toed scorpion whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
2581	yellow handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	stale half-sized centipede eggs	2	decent	
2584	blurry avaricious wonderwall shield	0		Meat Drop: +30
2585	experienced Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Experience: +2
2586	experienced General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Experience: +2
2587	rock-hard Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2588	auspicious Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Item Drop: +10
2589	fancy immense moldy hot date	10	crappy	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 20
2590	acceptable fancy bouncing pulsating distilled fortified wine	4	good	Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 15
2591	toothsome snack-sized tasty tart	2	awesome	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	diet decent Knob pasty	1	good	
2594	weak artisanal blinking thermos full of Knob coffee	2	EPIC	
2595	altered triple-moist Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 14
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	spinning Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	red therapeutic Socratic Staff of the Midnight Snack of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2602	Jeselnik's Van der Graaf Staff of Blood and Pudding of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	skewed auspicious Tuesday's ruby	0		Item Drop: +10, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	mirror palm-frond fan	0		
2607	blinking shaking shaking Fonzie's palm-frond whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	maroon gravedigger's rock-hard palm-frond capris	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	educational extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	pulsating palm-frond cloak of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	tumbling rocky raccoon	0		
2614	blurry wobbly mojo filter	0		
2615	small rotten savoy truffle	2	crappy	
2616	huge Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	narrow savvy Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	small stale blurry unidentified jerky	2	decent	
2621	narrow flame-wreathed nasty rat mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	blinking ratskin belt of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2623	Temple Grandin's rattail whip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7
2624	shellacked banded bat hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	mirror greedy Annie Oakley's bat whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
2626	bat-ass jacket of the detective of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50
2627	catskin cap of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	Lo Pan's padded catskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2629	family-friendly frosty tail o' nine cats	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	ionized quadruple-activated wobbly gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 27
2632	nitrogenated warmed mother's helper	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 38
2633	lion tamer's brawny pat-a-cake pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
2634	upside-down upside-down mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	teal scorching mummy mask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	knitted fortified gauze shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	squat gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	Temple Grandin's Oprah's greaves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	wool banded cowboy hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	executive careful Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +40
2643	dog trainer's happiness	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2644	purple feather	0		
2645	bouncing feather	0		
2646	squat pulsating frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	spinning flirtatious feather	0		
2649	pulsating tumbling sinister Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	moldy jumbo S.T.L.T.	5	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	miniature spoiled honey-dew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	drinkable Xanadian	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	warmed non-adjusted concentrated bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	tumbling inspector's friendly Drowsy Sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15
2657	toothsome escargotsicle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	bad practically non-alcoholic bottle of realpagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	fortified albatross necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	vaporized not-a-pipe	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	mediocre watered-down enchanted wobbly flask of Amontillado	2	decent	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	upside-down energetic ball mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Can-Can skirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	energized tumbling upside-down sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	denatured bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	energized flattened purple bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	polarized diffused deionized shaking gray spiky collar	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	powdered can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	mixed red bouncing patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	denatured bouncing Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	boozy lousy shot of nepenthe schnapps	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	ghostly library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	purple Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	adjusted dry bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	denatured handful of moss	1		
2676	pickled squat shaking fuchsia skewed bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	twisted upside-down protein powder	1		
2678	upside-down spectre scepter	0		
2679	vacuum-sealed alkaline sparkler	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 48
2680	colloidal ghostly snake	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 41, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	colloidal cold-filtered twirling M-242	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 22
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	smelly banded armgun	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	spinning commemorative war stein	0		
2687	pulsating stone frisbee	0		
2688	chaotic rosy-cheeked dangerous dreadlock whip	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2689	fireproof beer-a-pult of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3
2690	mirror skewed coward's wizardly cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -20
2691	decent wobbly mirror handful of nuts and berries	3	good	
2692	supercharged veiny driftwood sculpture	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2693	chilly massive sitar of terror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2694	greedy rosy-cheeked dangerous stone baseball cap	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	practically non-alcoholic lousy pulsating cup of beer	1	decent	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	tumbling duct tape wallet	0		
2699	smartaleck's duct tape shirt of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
2700	upside-down frosty personal trainer's duct tape fedora	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	rosewater-soaked steel-toed duct tape sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3
2702	scorching duct tape dockers of doom	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	pulsating yellow duct tape buckler of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	huge sizzling blackberry slippers of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2706	strapping blackberry moccasins of the ox of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: 25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2707	dog trainer's padded blackberry combat boots of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2708	irradiated pulsating funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 15
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	corrupted facepaint	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 62
2712	pressed blinking sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 39
2713	electrified boiled blinking cyan Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	hardy wholesome battered hubcap of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
2717	vibrating dance instructor's stylish hood ornament	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2718	narrow spare kidney	0		
2719	miser's inspector's dog trainer's hand-carved bokken	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10
2720	tumbling ribald crafty Da Vinci's hand-carved bow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
2721	maroon hand-carved staff of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
2722	purple banded razor-sharp Staff of the Greasefire of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
2723	frosty baleful stylish Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2724	spoiled thick bowl of rye sprouts	5	crappy	
2725	moldy snack-sized cob of corn	2	crappy	
2726	delicious twirling juniper berries	4	awesome	
2727	adequate huge plum	6	good	
2728	low-calorie yummy pear	1	awesome	
2729	flavorless big peach	5	decent	
2730	practically non-alcoholic lousy plum wine	1	decent	
2731	hand-crafted watered-down shot of pear schnapps	2	EPIC	
2732	aged gray shot of peach schnapps	4	awesome	
2733	big toothsome bunch of square grapes	5	awesome	
2734	flavorless brown sugar cane	3	decent	
2735	normal sandwich of the gods	3	good	
2736	lousy Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	decent	
2737	modified leopard-print barbell	1	awesome	
2738	wobbly tumbling pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	improved cyan panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 59
2740	cyan skewed miser's greasy Jack Frost's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
2741	bad boilermaker	3	decent	
2742	flavorless enchanted snack-sized steel lasagna	2	quest	Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 10
2743	acceptable steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	dehydrated steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	energized skewed gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 35
2746	boiled spinning huge extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 29
2747	pulsating chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	wobbly Sinatra's furniture dolly	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
2749	Jeselnik's therapeutic Staff of the Grease Trap of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2750	ghostly wool Uranium Omega of Temperance of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2751	flame-wreathed Lead Zeta of Chastity of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2752	family-friendly cool Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2753	groovy Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2754	mirror dangerous Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2755	narrow aromatic asbestos-lined Iron Beta of Industry	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2756	pulsating medical-grade grievous Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2757	studded Red Balloon of Valor of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2758	shaking ribald Purple Horseshoe of Honor of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2759	rosewater-soaked ribald Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2760	rock-hard stylish Green Clover of Justice	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2761	mirror crafty Yellow Moon of Compassion of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2762	zippy inspector's Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2763	shaking banded Da Vinci's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2764	rosy-cheeked shellacked sinister Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2765	maroon Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	normal skewed bouncing Crimbo pie	3	good	
2768	moldy pear tart	4	crappy	
2769	tasty peach pie	4	awesome	
2770	aerosolized diffused maroon chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 21
2771	super-wet activated huge handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 56
2772	huge steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	pulsating unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	shaking tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	filigreed hamethyst earring of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2778	knitted resourceful Fonzie's filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2779	pulsating frosty dog trainer's experienced filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2780	huge hale baconstone earring of the brazier of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2781	manspreader's baconstone necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2782	miser's banded baconstone ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2783	gravedigger's forbidden pulled porquoise earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10
2784	knitted pulled porquoise pendant of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2785	zippy veiny pulled porquoise ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2786	Lo Pan's Earring of Fire of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2787	nippy extremely unsafe Pendant of Fire	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2788	perfumed occult Ring of Fire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2789	ghostly beefcake's Ice-Cold Beerring of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2790	flame-wreathed Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2791	gray Sherlock's Jack Frost's Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2792	inspector's wool Unspeakable Earring	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2793	greedy Choker of the Ultragoth of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2794	narrow olive Van der Graaf Oprah's The Ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2795	Nose Ring of Putrescence of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2796	experienced Putrid Pendant of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2797	blurry wizardly Ring of the Sewer Snake of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2798	ghostly dangerous sage Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2799	auspicious weightlifter's Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2800	dance instructor's Mudflap-Girl Ring of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	wet adjusted maroon vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 24
2805	electrified double-dry mirror vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 41
2806	unsweetened super-irradiated fuchsia bouncing vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 11
2807	adjusted warmed green blinking flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 36
2808	electrified moist flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 57
2809	chilled upside-down flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 47
2810	boiled jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 65
2811	dry dry ionized jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 46
2812	quadruple-denatured pressed jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 25
2813	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling Beret	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	inspector's baleful slick Bludgeon	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Brimstone
2815	teal bouncing tumbling medical-grade razor-sharp Bunker of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Brimstone
2816	gravedigger's ruddy Boxers of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	clever dangerous Samson's Brooch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	nippy mansplainer's Annie Oakley's Bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	twirling razor-sharp Grimacite gasmask of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	huge energetic Grimacite gat of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	grievous Newton's Grimacite gaiters	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	blurry Socratic Grimacite gauntlets of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	twirling Temple Grandin's Grimacite go-go boots of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	lime green gravedigger's frightening Grimacite girdle	0		Spooky Damage: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	healthy razor-sharp Staff of the Kitchen Floor of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	jittery loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	ghostly digital key lime	0		
2831	maroon star key lime	0		
2832	adequate immense digital key lime pie	6	good	
2833	huge adequate enchanted ghostly star key lime pie	9	good	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 5
2834	auspicious Van der Graaf bottle-rocket crossbow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	ghostly indie comic hipster glasses of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	tumbling wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	tumbling mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	electrified hardy glowstick	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	twirling Fonzie's Periodical Paintbrush	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only
2840	spirit-forward drinkable bottle of cooking sherry	5	good	
2841	snack-sized bland huge packet of ketchup	2	decent	
2842	artisanal accidental cider	4	EPIC	
2843	half-sized toothsome skewed dire fudgesicle	2	awesome	
2844	ghostly flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's navel ring of navel gazing of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	tumbling wobbly plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	cyan Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	mediocre moonberry wine cooler	4	decent	
2851	spoiled upside-down fine aged cheddarwurst	4	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	red Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	greedy huge mosquito proboscis of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
2856	concentrated swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 64
2857	liquefied seegar butt	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 50
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	lard-coated wizardly witch wart	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2860	adequate swamp muck	4	good	
2861	beefcake's leechknife of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	polarized polymerized pulsating dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 12
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	healthy beaver spear of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
2866	flame-wreathed shamanic beads of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2867	foul-smelling occult dilapidated wizard hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	irradiated dry pickled pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 28
2869	electrified quantum pulsating twirling pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
2870	modified altered pirate tract	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 47
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	squat coward's quilted plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20
2873	manspreader's plastic Ed the Undying of terror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2874	frosty plastic Lord Spookyraven of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2875	Sherlock's plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Item Drop: +25
2876	teal blurry huge twirling Usain Bolt's plastic protector spectre	0		Initiative: +80
2877	teal arcane researcher's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2878	fuchsia plastic Boss Bat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2879	twirling plastic Knob Goblin King of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2880	plastic Bonerdagon of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2881	ghostly plastic The Man	0		Item Drop: +5
2882	wobbly plastic The Big Wisniewski of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2883	maroon Tesla plastic Felonia	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2884	auspicious plastic Beelzebozo	0		Item Drop: +10
2885	ribald plastic conservationist hippy	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2886	therapeutic plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2887	jittery gray plastic angry bugbear of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2888	lightning-fast plastic anime smiley	0		Initiative: +40
2889	wobbly Jim Carey's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Monster Level: +25
2890	skewed extremely unsafe plastic astronomer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2891	squat clever plastic beanbat	0		Maximum MP: +20
2892	sharpshooter's plastic blooper	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2893	plastic brainsweeper of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2894	maroon miser's plastic briefcase bat	0		Meat Drop: +10
2895	ghostly steel-toed plastic demoninja	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2896	plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2897	rock-hard plastic drunk goat	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2898	clever plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Maximum MP: +20
2899	arcane researcher's plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2900	zippy plastic handsome mariachi	0		Initiative: +20
2901	narrow plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2902	jittery slick plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Moxie: +10
2903	veiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Maximum HP: +10
2904	clever plastic Knott Yeti	0		Maximum MP: +20
2905	prompt plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Adventures: +3
2906	mansplainer's plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Monster Level: +15
2907	groovy plastic ninja snowman	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2908	Jim Carey's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Monster Level: +25
2909	jittery plastic G Imp of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2910	plastic goth of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2911	plastic cubist bull of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2912	sinister plastic scary clown	0		Spell Damage: +10
2913	wobbly greedy plastic smarmy pirate	0		Meat Drop: +20
2914	padded plastic spiny skelelton	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2915	mirror banded plastic Spam Witch	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2916	cyan plastic vampire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2917	occult plastic taco cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2918	mansplainer's plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Monster Level: +15
2919	wobbly plastic warwelf of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2920	executive plastic whitesnake	0		Meat Drop: +40
2921	skewed wizardly plastic XXX pr0n	0		Mysticality: +25
2922	huge ghostly mirror grievous plastic zmobie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2923	blinking Van der Graaf plastic Protagonist	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2924	razor-sharp plastic Spunky Princess	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2925	plastic topiary golem of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2926	ghostly sharpshooter's plastic senile lihc	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2927	shellacked plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2928	tumbling experienced plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Experience: +2
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2930	plastic Axe Wound of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2931	huge vibrating plastic Hellion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2932	plastic Black Knight of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2933	blurry huge savvy plastic pair of tweezers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2934	plastic fruit golem of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2935	groovy plastic fluffy bunny	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	huge unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	diet spoiled ghostly Surprise Egg	1	crappy	
2941	aerosolized moist ionized blurry Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 53
2942	Vulcanized moist oxidized chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 17
2943	unsweetened quadruple-improved Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
2945	party hat of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	clever V for Vivala mask of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	aged weak shot of rotgut	2	awesome	
2949	ionized double-Vulcanized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 17
2950	mirror Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	cyan shaking skewed Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	fuchsia energetic veiny glowstick	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	upside-down charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	tip jar of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2955	decent yam candy	3	good	
2956	lime green cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	tasty mirror tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4	awesome	
2959	pulsating olive friendly rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2960	rotten wobbly huge single-serving herbal stuffing	4	crappy	
2961	spoiled packet of tofurkey gravy	4	crappy	
2962	thick rotten tofurkey nugget	5	crappy	
2963	fuchsia rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ghostly ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	nitrogenated olive bouncing huge Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 22
2968	liquefied triple-tarnished Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 32
2969	decent half-sized creamsicle	2	good	
2970	artisanal watered-down cream stout	2	EPIC	
2971	energetic Socratic curmudgel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	greedy grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	lime green bouncing Oprah's Herculean tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2976	hand-crafted bilge wine	4	EPIC	
2977	witty rapier of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2978	resourceful cool yohohoyo	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50
2979	concentrated fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 17
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	twirling sage booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	fuchsia copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	clever copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +20
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	squat lard-coated tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	rock-hard clingfilm trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	curative strapping clingfilm cap	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	skewed clingfilm slippers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2992	narrow blinking clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	bland immense vinegar-soaked lemon slice	8	decent	
2994	polarized bouncing purple true grit	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 68
2995	maroon scorching rosy-cheeked beefcake's buoybottoms	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	grungy flannel shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2997	quilted Rosewater's grungy bandana	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	twirling grassy cutlass of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	experienced pegleg	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
3002	maroon dangerous lamé pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	beefcake's enormous hoop earring	0		Muscle: +25
3004	scandalous Jim Carey's costume sword	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
3005	upside-down mirror rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	rainbow pearl earring of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	yellow medical-grade beefy rainbow pearl necklace	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	huge fuchsia inspector's nasty rainbow pearl ring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	family-friendly supercool Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3010	mirror avaricious grievous Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	tumbling shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	twirling simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	spinning gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	blurry small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	weak delicious corpse on the beach	2	awesome	
3026	perfectly mixed spinning corpsetini	3	super EPIC	
3027	drinkable weak corpsedriver	2	good	
3028	watered-down perfectly mixed Corpse Island iced tea	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
3029	irresponsibly strong acceptable huge red-headed corpse	8	good	
3030	drinkable pulsating kamicorpse-ee	3	good	
3031	bad high-proof corpsel	9	decent	
3032	lousy corpsebite	3	decent	
3033	tumbling MacGyver's pirate fledges	0		Maximum MP: +100, Look like a Pirate
3034	wobbly piece of thirteen	0		
3035	thick rotten pearl onion	5	crappy	
3036	flavorless gray sea biscuit	4	decent	
3037	smooth bottle of rum	3	awesome	
3038	triple-distilled acceptable bottle of black-label rum	7	good	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	twirling voodoo skull	0		
3041	wobbly huge joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	spinning metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	small rotten gray nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	normal skewed jittery nanite-infested candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	small stale nanite-infested fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	lousy high-proof nanite-infested eggnog	6	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	manspreader's eyepatch	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	manspreader's cutlass	0		Monster Level: +10
3052	Tesla breeches	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	yellow mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	double-modified ionized frozen candy heart	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	nitrogenated cold-filtered tumbling cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	tumbling smelly metallic foil cat ears	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	pulsating nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	green iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	purple theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	squat toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	stanky cyborg doll	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	strapping toy maglev monorail	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	cyan dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	yellow laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	skewed plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	wobbly silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	shaking carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	bouncing polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	shaking General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	jittery kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	gray Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	blurry teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	marionette collective of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	cyan gravedigger's borg sock monkey	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	cyan inspector's ribald roboduck-on-a-string	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	shaking electrified biomechanical crimborg helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	therapeutic C.B.F.G. of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the sewer of courage	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	aerosolized quadruple-denatured pulsating vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	rock-hard handmade hobby horse	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ball-in-a-cup of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	set of jacks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	small normal olive laser-broiled pear	2	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	grievous experienced polyalloy shield	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	narrow robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	jittery unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	lightning-fast vibrating cyborg knife of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	chilly immense cyborg hand of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	veiny savvy brawny cyborg stompin' boot	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	gray ghostly Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	cyan Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	tumbling Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	spinning Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	tumbling divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	narrow divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	skewed spinning divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	flattened red fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 61
3125	aerosolized ionized lime green piece of after eight	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 37
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	twirling sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	jumbo bland enchanted upside-down roasted marshmallow	5	decent	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 35
3130	red disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	normal diet upside-down tin cup of mulligan stew	1	good	
3132	wobbly mansplainer's wholesome flamin' bindle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
3133	dangerous groovy freezin' bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10
3134	bouncing upside-down blurry arcane researcher's beefcake's stinkin' bindle	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3135	supercharged wizardly bindle	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3136	asbestos-lined therapeutic sleazy bindle	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3137	jittery flame-wreathed 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3138	Lo Pan's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3139	wobbly sizzling Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	thinker's panhandle panhandling hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	upside-down blurry Socratic cup of infinite pencils	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Aura: 1
3143	curative brawny Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3144	spinning a torn paper strip	0		
3145	blinking El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	gray El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	lime green El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	fuchsia El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	jittery blinking sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	ionized fuchsia warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 55
3160	frozen magnetized colloidal humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 45
3161	frozen El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 40
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	shaking El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	maroon spinning broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	tumbling spinning repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	non-energized fuchsia seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 52
3169	stale turtle soup	3	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	tumbling nauseating reagent	0		
3172	occult evil paper umbrella	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3173	nitrogenated wet bouncing evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 17
3174	moldy enchanted small evil boring spaghetti	2	crappy	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 10
3175	stale evil noodles	3	decent	
3176	miniature decent evil noodles	2	good	
3177	stale evil painful penne pasta	4	decent	
3178	stale twirling 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	
3179	bland jittery evil ravioli della hippy	3	decent	
3180	half-sized toothsome evil noodles	2	awesome	
3181	dry extra-deionized evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 60
3182	extra-magnetized olive bouncing evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 58
3183	extra-irradiated magnetized corrupted evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 61
3184	alkaline polarized blue evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 53
3185	corrupted evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 16
3186	anodized huge evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 38
3187	adjusted chilled narrow evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 51
3188	acceptable enchanted practically non-alcoholic skewed an evil sump'm sump'm	1	good	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
3189	acceptable fuchsia evil ducha de oro	3	good	
3190	bad weak evil horizontal tango	2	decent	
3191	lousy watered-down evil roll in the hay	2	decent	
3192	maroon squat naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	shaking naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	blurry auspicious origami pasties	0		Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	frosty rock-hard origami riding crop of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	green thick padded envelope	0		
3202	up-at-dawn reassuring shellacked KoL Con IV Pole	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	shaking red dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	pulsating dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	wobbly dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	huge wobbly dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	jittery dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	wobbly overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	squat El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	yellow scandalous manspreader's glowstick	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	skewed gator skin	0		
3222	asbestos-lined stylish gatorskin umbrella	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
3223	teal sewer nuggets	0		
3224	ghostly sewer wad	0		
3225	tolerable bottle of sewage schnapps	3	good	
3226	acceptable bottle of Ooze-O	4	good	
3227	fancy rotten low-calorie C.H.U.M. chum	1	crappy	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 25
3228	flavorless squat unfortunate dumplings	4	decent	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	denatured irradiated oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 58
3231	auspicious tattered paper crown	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	decent enchanted vanilla-frosted king cake	3	good	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	ghostly inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	gray Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	skewed Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	spinning Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	curative Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	prompt MacGyver's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	frightening Ol' Scratch's ash can of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	nippy clever Frosty's silk hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	blurry pulsating cyan dog trainer's electrified Frosty's carrot	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	spinning asbestos-lined stanky Frosty's nailbat of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	blinking Jack Frost's Oscus's pelt of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	aromatic nippy Wand of Oscus of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	wobbly Jeselnik's nippy Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	shaking Zombo's skullcap of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	shaking ghostly inspector's veiny Zombo's shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	bouncing Oprah's supercool Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	Rosewater's smooth Chester's moustache of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	cool Chester's bag of candy of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	blurry nippy occult Chester's cutoffs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	huge bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	blurry bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	olive bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	chilled wet handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 48
3269	quadruple-vacuum-sealed spinning shaking lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 34
3270	tarnished handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 18
3271	blinking family-friendly crotchety pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	olive Van der Graaf Saccharine Maple pendant	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	nippy willowy bonnet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	huge black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	studded belt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	ghostly personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	mirror personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	shaking plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	spinning stick-on eyebrow piercing of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	miniature bland salad	2	decent	
3284	smartaleck's C.H.U.M. lantern of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30
3285	flame-retardant C.H.U.M. knife	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3286	smelly Frosty's snowball sack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	wobbly shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	purple secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	tumbling unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	green farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	squat stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	skewed sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	purple Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	shaking Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	lard-coated sealskin drum	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	curative washboard shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	bouncing maroon lard-coated spaghetti-box banjo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	marinara jug of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	knitted left-handed melodica	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	mixed bouncing blurry epic wad	1	good	
3317	skewed educational bottlecap	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
3318	dog trainer's corncob pipe	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
3319	lime green scandalous Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3320	upside-down bouncing hardy frayed rope belt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	greedy lion tamer's mayfly bait necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	huge Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	shaking cyan Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	acceptable fancy jar of fermented pickle juice	4	good	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 15
3326	powdered squat green voodoo snuff	1	crappy	
3327	bland squat extra-greasy slider	4	decent	
3328	blurry resourceful crumpled felt fedora of horror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	red electrified battered top-hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	mirror frightening shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	Jack Frost's quilted mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	tumbling foul-smelling sinister hobo dungarees	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	upside-down greedy Lo Pan's patched suit-pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	twirling dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	gray Newton's sage dead guy's memento	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	flavorless jittery spinning banquet	3	decent	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	narrow hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	spinning air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	practically non-alcoholic mediocre lime green jittery Ralph IX cognac	1	decent	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	gray zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	tarnished modified llama lama gong	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	jumbo adequate ghostly banana-frosted king cake	5	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	blue Sherlock's brown plastic baby	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	bouncing ghostly plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	skewed scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	ghostly bouncing yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	purple blinking tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	rotten mole molé	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	lousy Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	concentrated tumbling upside-down Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	ionized polarized polarized huge digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	mixed glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	altered narrow glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	pickled shaking glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	powdered glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	twisted skewed glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	denatured blurry glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	skewed The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	mirror manspreader's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5
3381	zippy Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Initiative: +20, Thorns: 1
3382	scorching medical-grade Ol' Scratch's manacles of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3383	perfumed ruddy Chester's sunglasses of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3384	fuchsia flame-wreathed mansplainer's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3385	gravedigger's strapping Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3386	olive Da Vinci's Newton's Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8
3387	miser's Zombo's skull ring	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3388	spinning Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	arcane researcher's Frosty's arm of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +25
3390	narrow friendly wholesome Staff of the Deepest Freeze of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	foul-smelling Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Stench Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
3393	jittery Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	therapeutic Oscus's flypaper pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	pulsating manspreader's crafty Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	Sherlock's thinker's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	mirror aromatic Hodgman's bow tie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3398	watered-down hand-crafted twirling Hodgman's blanket	2	super ultra EPIC	
3399	perfectly mixed jar of squeeze	3	super ultra EPIC	
3400	stale bowl of fishysoisse	4	decent	
3401	double-flattened modified cyan ghostly wobbly deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 62
3402	polymerized concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 30
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	shaking frosty grievous deck of lewd playing cards of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3405	Hodgman's sock of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3406	rosy-cheeked Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3407	jittery family-friendly Hodgman's almanac	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3408	greasy Hodgman's harmonica	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3409	Hodgman's garbage sticker of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3410	Rosewater's Hodgman's detector	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3411	supercharged Hodgman's cane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	jittery box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	extra-modified flattened ghostly sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47
3423	ionized adjusted frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 61
3424	activated fuchsia fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 28
3425	extra-polymerized pressed olive garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 49
3426	enhanced non-frozen strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 47
3427	fuchsia roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	pickled electrified deionized Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 11
3430	narrow bindle of joy	0		
3431	twirling mirror cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	squat pulsating rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	curative stirring stick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3436	banded boxer's Staff of the Teapot Tempest of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100
3437	flame-wreathed Jim Carey's razor-sharp Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3438	supercharged Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the empath of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	pickled squat prismatic wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	club of the five seasons of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	flame-wreathed rainbow crossbow	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	narrow shaking kitten	0		
3444	Sherlock's webbed comic mask	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	purple Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	purple auspicious six-rainbow shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	blurry cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	blinking cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	huge cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	miser's trusty torch	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	skewed miser's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3458	vacuum-sealed STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 54
3459	perfectly mixed white-label gin	4	EPIC	
3460	miniature stale tin rations	2	decent	
3461	blinking haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted bottle of sake	1	EPIC	
3464	twirling savvy round pebble	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3465	immense flavorless Bash-Ōs cereal	10	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	hardy haiku katana of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	mirror bargain flash powder	0		
3468	squat lightning-fast plastic baby	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	moldy special jittery blueberry-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	huge damp boot	0		
3472	squat aromatic Tesla Seasonal Beret of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	chilled cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 35
3475	quantum blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 46
3476	concentrated wet plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 29
3477	polymerized pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 44
3478	chilled peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	tumbling spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	green passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	double-oxidized purple glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 62
3486	narrow dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	moldy beefy fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	bland upside-down glistening fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	stale slick fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	wholesome fish scimitar of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100
3493	Usain Bolt's boxer's fish stick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
3494	blue thinker's fish bazooka of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3495	altered double-modified sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
3496	corrupted vacuum-sealed bouncing bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 32
3497	bad enchanted bottle of Pete's Sake	4	decent	Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	normal skewed canapés	4	good	
3502	denatured huge thermos of brew	1	EPIC	Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	aged glass of brandy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	savvy LWA ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	twirling Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	hale scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Maximum HP: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	yellow scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	bouncing scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	spinning scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	shaking scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	prompt ganger bandana of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	narrow educational eelskin hat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	skewed jittery weightlifter's eelskin pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	narrow miser's eelskin shield	0		Meat Drop: +10, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	upside-down shark tooth	0		
3521	banded padded shark tooth necklace	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Single Equip
3522	tumbling Newton's shark jumper of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +7
3523	quadruple-chilled galvanized shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
3524	super-enhanced triple-magnetized eel battery	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 28
3525	nitrogenated Vulcanized temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 59
3526	shaking purple Jack Frost's scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	narrow mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	cyan mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	gray plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	shaking plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	skewed pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	extremely unsafe depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	quilted thinker's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	spinning grievous Rosewater's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	jittery frosty nippy depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	cyan studded Socratic depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	wool savvy depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	dog trainer's deadly depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	friendly crafty KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	spinning vibrating propeller beanie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	shaking baleful smartaleck's boxer's straw hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	red Usain Bolt's foul-smelling Samson's octopus's spade	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	gray glob of slime	0		
3555	bland sea carrot	3	decent	
3556	moldy sea cucumber	3	crappy	
3557	stale sea avocado	3	decent	
3558	flavorless wobbly sea lychee	4	decent	
3559	spoiled teal sea tangelo	4	crappy	
3560	moldy spinning sea honeydew	3	crappy	
3561	ionized polarized blurry pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 11
3562	electrified energized mirror pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 29
3563	polymerized activated twirling pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 60
3564	hand-crafted special triple-distilled berry-infused sake	10	EPIC	Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 5
3565	bad citrus-infused sake	4	decent	
3566	bad practically non-alcoholic melon-infused sake	1	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	tumbling rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined sponge helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	mirror asbestos-lined razor-sharp Rosewater's spongy shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
3570	lightning-fast studded square sponge pants of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	blue flytrap pellet	0		
3572	upside-down baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	twirling slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	squat sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	diet flavorless rice	1	decent	
3584	spoiled jumbo irradiated candy cane	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	adequate gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	perfectly mixed oozenog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	denatured olive sugar plum	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	alkaline sugar banana	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	double-unsweetened vacuum-sealed sugar lime	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	magnetized non-modified sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	yellow foul-smelling MacGyver's Mer-kin hookspear	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	improved shaking Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 54
3596	red imitation crab crate	0		
3597	jittery imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	skewed veiny moist sailor's cap of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	fuchsia banded Newton's speargun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100
3601	coward's compass	0		Monster Level: -20
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	gray porthole	0		
3604	blurry shaking rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	Jeselnik's fortified diving helmet of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	twirling fireproof sharpshooter's aerated diving helmet of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	wet flattened sea grease	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 44
3612	red ghostly sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	enhanced activated unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	blinking wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	olive mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	pulsating chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	blurry squat Newton's parasitic claw	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	scorching parasitic tentacles	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	jittery Oprah's parasitic headgnawer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	blurry strapping parasitic strangleworm	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	gray pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	wobbly burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	lime green Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	cold-filtered Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	ghostly lard-coated healthy elven socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	shaking twirling family-friendly elven gloves of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	spinning festive holiday hat of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	toasty wicked patent shoes	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	mirror studded gray bow tie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	olive skewed scandalous mansplainer's penguin thesaurus	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	decent blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	upside-down seaweed	0		
3641	blinking jamfish jam	0		
3642	squat dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	narrow pufferfish spine	0		
3644	dog trainer's depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	aged canteen of wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	yummy elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	skewed mirror magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	maroon map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	rotten toast with jam	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	red antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	tolerable elven moonshine	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	stale shaking knuckle sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	sinister psycho sweater of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	gravedigger's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	curative plastic mutant elf	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	educational plastic fat stack of cash	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	plastic strand of DNA of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	bouncing blurry medical-grade plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	ghostly container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	skewed banded Putty mitre	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	blurry lion tamer's experienced Putty leotard	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	smooth Putty ball	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	cyan Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	pulsating bouncing sage Putty snake of chilblains of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	steel-toed grievous glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	tumbling smelly glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	frightening glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	green Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	decent can of franks 'n' beans	4	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	boozy bad bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	Herculean diving muff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
3678	enchanted perfectly mixed blinking salinated mint julep	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 5
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	spinning map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	bland snack-sized shaking tempura carrot	2	decent	
3685	gigantic flavorless spinning tempura cucumber	7	decent	
3686	small flavorless tempura avocado	2	decent	
3687	decent sea broccoli	3	good	
3688	decent sea cauliflower	3	good	
3689	fancy bland spinning jittery tempura broccoli	4	decent	Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 40
3690	snack-sized stale tempura cauliflower	2	decent	
3691	fancy tasty sea blueberry	3	awesome	Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
3692	moldy sea persimmon	3	crappy	
3693	concentrated wet huge lime green pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 31
3694	pickled cold-filtered non-frozen squat pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 19
3695	pulsating Socratic Mer-kin digpick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3696	bouncing anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	olive mirror pulsating velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	bouncing map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	censurious double-paned Jeselnik's velcro broadsword	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3706	scandalous frightening velcro paddle ball of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
3707	tumbling zippy family-friendly scandalous velcro shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
3708	executive careful velcro boots of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
3709	huge frosty arcane researcher's non-stick pugil stick	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3710	banded supercool teflon spatula of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100
3711	Socratic teflon shield of terror of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
3712	blinking wholesome Sinatra's strapping teflon swim fins	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3713	deadly 7-inch discus of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15
3714	asbestos-lined curative brainy PVC staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3715	stylish vinyl shield of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Food Drop: +100
3716	skewed censurious manspreader's vinyl boots of doom	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3717	upside-down decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	fuchsia lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	twirling possessed tomato	0		
3727	blue Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	twirling hand grenegg	0		
3730	fuchsia caret	0		
3731	bouncing manspreader's glass gnoll eye	0		Monster Level: +10
3732	corrupted wobbly cigar butt	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 51
3733	rosy-cheeked wholesome manly bloomers	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	shaking sinister sage handwarmer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3737	up-at-dawn Samson's lighter	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +5
3738	toothsome snack-sized packet of beer nuts	2	awesome	
3739	blinking Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	dry moist maroon jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 17
3743	blinking unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	blinking mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	frozen concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 47
3750	cyan Jeselnik's vampire pearl earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3751	special stale snack-sized wobbly chocolate chip brownies	2	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
3753	blinking Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	wet blinking love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	activated love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	unsweetened flattened love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	denatured irradiated polarized love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	pickled flattened red love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	energized narrow skewed love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	polarized galvanized mirror breath mint	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 53
3761	greasy vampire pearl ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3762	up-at-dawn vampire pearl necklace	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3763	hand-crafted slug of vodka	4	EPIC	
3764	weak aged slug of rum	2	awesome	
3765	mediocre slug of shochu	3	decent	
3766	drinkable screwdiver	4	good	
3767	perfectly mixed dew yoana lei	4	EPIC	
3768	tolerable extra-dry lychee chuhai	5	good	
3769	bad salacious screwdiver	3	decent	
3770	perfectly mixed dew yoana salacious lei	3	EPIC	
3771	weak acceptable pulsating salacious lychee chuhai	2	good	
3772	strong artisanal Alewife&trade; Ale	5	EPIC	
3773	blurry seaode	0		
3774	twirling map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	squat Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	coward's supercool pink pinkslip slip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	lime green aromatic sinister sea salt scrubs	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
3778	pulsating groovy thinker's amber aviator shades of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3779	vacuum-sealed quantum ghostly red hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 16
3780	experienced boxer's nurse's hat of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	mixed gray bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	denatured bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	lime green smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	upside-down vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	spinning crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	ghostly maroon twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	red crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	prompt inspector's Mer-kin roundshield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3
3804	knitted Mer-kin breastplate of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +3
3805	blurry pulsating prompt Mer-kin sneakmask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +3, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	ionized aerosolized boiled Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 30
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	flavorless chocolate-frosted king cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	resourceful plastic baby	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	mirror half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	spoiled thick ghostly sea radish	5	crappy	
3818	ghostly lime green Jim Carey's hale occult halibut	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25
3819	blinking eel sauce	0		
3820	jittery studded water-polo mitt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
3821	deionized cold-filtered shaking syringe	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 43
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	nitrogenated wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 66
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	teal Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	maroon Grandma's Map	0		
3829	small decent green tempura radish	2	good	
3830	pulsating spinning inspector's water-polo cap	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	hand-crafted enchanted tumbling squat Typical Tavern swill	3	EPIC	Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 50
3832	artisanal tropical swill	3	EPIC	
3833	watered-down bad fruity girl swill	2	decent	
3834	hand-crafted blended swill	4	EPIC	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	squat foul-smelling electrified beefy Elvish sunglasses of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	jittery cool anniversary safety glass vest	0		Moxie: +5
3838	bouncing anniversary burlap belt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3839	anniversary balsa wood socks of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	Jack Frost's anniversary pewter cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3842	Socratic out-of-tune biwa	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3843	maroon dented harmonica of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3844	executive greedy magic whistle	0		Meat Drop: 60
3845	cool plastic blowgun	0		Moxie: +5
3846	supercharged forbidden jungle drum of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3847	skewed hippy bongo of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3848	Oprah's knob bugle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3849	Sherlock's banded 4-dimensional guitar	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +25
3850	wholesome boxing glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3851	avaricious nasty crafty boxing glove on a spring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
3852	careful half-sized guitar of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3853	toasty Newton's bass drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +5
3854	maroon stylish pixel boomerang	0		Moxie: +25
3855	sinister Samson's savvy world's smallest violin	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10
3856	ocarina of space of the cougar of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3857	Rosewater's a butt tuba	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3858	ghostly wobbly Newton's bone flute	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3859	shaking jittery rock-hard infernal fife	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3860	charming flute of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	huge jittery asbestos-lined slick grass whistle	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
3863	red Socratic plastic guitar of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3864	squat razor-sharp finger cymbals	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3865	reassuring friendly kettle drum	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
3866	sizzling double-barreled sling of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10
3867	upside-down frosty hale magilaser blastercannon	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3868	dance instructor's Samson's hanky&#363;	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	double-paned therapeutic ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	squat flame-retardant shellacked office-supply crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +1
3872	pocket theremin of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3873	red sage rave whistle of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	squat shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	teal burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	wobbly hellseal sinew	0		
3879	pulsating jittery torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	skewed blinking nasty fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	upside-down cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	irradiated colloidal fuchsia vial of slime	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 16
3886	non-concentrated pickled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 67
3887	tarnished squat vial of slime	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 57
3888	wet triple-wet vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 48
3889	activated ionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 30
3890	activated upside-down skewed green vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 58
3891	dry upside-down tumbling vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 15
3892	flattened double-denatured vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 67
3893	corrupted wet blurry spinning vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 46
3894	cold-filtered olive vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 69
3895	diffused anodized vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 17
3896	adjusted dry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 35
3897	quantum pickled nitrogenated vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 13
3898	spinning bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	squat cyan seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	tumbling jittery figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	twirling green figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	green upside-down squat figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	skewed figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	pulsating figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	lime green figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	narrow imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	perfectly mixed blended swill with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	weightlifter's turtle wax shield	0		Muscle: +15
3916	blinking arcane researcher's turtle wax helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	turtle wax greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	tumbling stylish meat shield	0		Moxie: +25
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	cyan brainy turtlemail coif of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	Jim Carey's cool turtlemail breeches	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	careful wicked turtlemail hauberk	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	flame-wreathed clever spiky turtle helmet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	zippy spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	upside-down supercharged spiky turtle shield of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	spinning grinning turtle	0		
3930	extra-warmed enhanced huge tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 56
3931	family-friendly chilly severed flipper	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	hale bad-ass club of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	spinning sealbone	0		
3935	polymerized double-diffused jittery hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 33
3936	super-moist twirling scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 61
3937	pickled upside-down fuchsia fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 33
3938	wizardly club of corruption	0		Mysticality: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	razor-sharp corrupt club of corruption	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	Socratic corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	baleful evil-ass club of extreme caution of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	Sherlock's Jeselnik's manspreader's nasty-ass club	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	yellow Herculean sage infernal toilet brush	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	ghostly auspicious Van der Graaf shadowy seal eye	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	scandalous oyster egg balloon	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3946	bouncing Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	lime green treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	olive Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	upside-down monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	squat bejeweled cufflinks of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3959	olive Van der Graaf garish pinky ring	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3960	aromatic designer sunglasses	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3961	scorching Oprah's opera glasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	bouncing blurry Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	tumbling teal cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	polymerized huge cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 44
3966	huge supercharged brawny weightlifter's hot-ass club	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	friendly chaotic frigid-ass club of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	nasty beefcake's creepy-ass club of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	polarized sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 23
3970	mansplainer's deadly Abyssal ember	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	boiled upside-down green frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 52
3972	MacGyver's slick seal spine	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	concentrated magnetized jittery seal lube	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 55
3974	maroon huge forbidden mannequin leg of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	supercharged rosy-cheeked padded tortoise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3976	frightening wholesome tortoboggan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3977	skewed maroon painted turtle	0		
3978	nasty Temple Grandin's painted shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	ghostly Usain Bolt's scorching torquoise ring	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3983	ghostly dueling turtle	0		
3984	manspreader's studded dueling banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	tumbling samurai turtle	0		
3987	ghostly samurai turtle helmet of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	gray squat slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	squat boxcar turtle	0		
3997	squat spinning dolphin whistle	0		
3998	blinking ghostly metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	spinning infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	distilled skewed agua de vida	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	twirling tortoboggan shield of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25
4003	mirror skewed bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	lard-coated soup-chucks	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4005	colloidal altered ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 66
4006	spinning memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	huge memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	mirror blue memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	spinning memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	huge jittery memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	blinking greaves of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	chaotic veiny piece of rebar	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
4021	teal tumbling censurious shellacked shovel of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4022	careful steel-toed necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4023	vibrating veiny stylish speargun	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
4024	double-paned compass of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
4025	greedy knitted helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	shaking flame-wreathed wicked lantern of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: 60
4027	shaking upside-down smooth greaves of Gandalf of the empath	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	lard-coated dog trainer's hardy club	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4029	olive memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	squat memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	upside-down upside-down memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	pulsating memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	rotten slimy sweetbreads	3	crappy	
4038	tolerable slimy fermented bile bladder	3	good	
4039	pickled blurry narrow slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 40
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	skewed energetic wicked pig-iron helm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	shellacked pig-iron shinguards of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	chaotic Annie Oakley's pig-iron bracers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	blurry wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	hardy wumpus-hair whip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	perfumed sharpshooter's vibrating wumpus-hair wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	padded occult weightlifter's wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	cyan curative wicked wumpus-hair sweater	0		Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	personal trainer's ring of teleportation	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	enchanted banana milkshake	1	awesome	Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	lousy White Hyborian	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	arcane researcher's goblin hunting spear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	lion tamer's dog trainer's goblin autoblowgun	0		Experience (familiar): 3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	occult tribal beads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	wobbly Usain Bolt's greasy stone fist	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	huge stone head of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	blinking gray Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	jittery Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	upside-down olive essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	ghostly essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	blurry red essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	shaking essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	upside-down Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	prompt villainous scythe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	rosewater-soaked baneful bandolier of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	pulsating greedy Newton's diabolical crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	family-friendly aromatic malevolent medallion	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	bouncing ruddy grievous corrosive cowl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	wobbly upside-down arcane researcher's grisly shield of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	up-at-dawn family-friendly corroded breeches	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	lightning-fast curative pernicious cudgel	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	decent squat cupcake-in-a-cup	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	snack-sized moldy blinking blue protein paste	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	Tesla hale cyber-mattock	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	blurry narrow X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	irradiated nitrogenated red neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	adjusted physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	blue slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	bouncing twirling peawee marble	0		Item Drop: +5
4096	censurious brown crock marble	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4097	ghostly China marble of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
4098	Tesla lemonade marble	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4099	vibrating bumblebee marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
4100	brawny jet bennie marble	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4101	lard-coated beige clambroth marble of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4102	miser's steely marble	0		Meat Drop: +10
4103	Oprah's beach ball marble of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50
4104	catseye marble of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4105	blurry sharpshooter's bumboozer marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4106	wool chamoisole	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4107	super-vacuum-sealed corrupted bitter pill	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 18
4108	tumbling family-friendly sharpshooter's monstrous monocle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	pulsating rock-hard sinister musty moccasins	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	blinking personal trainer's molten medallion of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	narrow foul-smelling personal trainer's brazen bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	green frightening banded bitter bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bewitching boots of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	supercool rickety unicycle of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4117	huge curative arcane researcher's weightlifter's crusty hula hoop	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4118	asbestos-lined Coily&trade; of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5
4119	double-paned knitted chaotic school flying disc	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: 8
4120	family-friendly gravedigger's Lo Pan's lawn dart	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4121	ruddy Socratic wagon of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100
4122	teal wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	miser's forbidden crown-shaped beanie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	boxer's slick hopping socks of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4125	wool poodle skirt of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	huge nippy savvy letterman's jacket of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10
4127	narrow greedy chilly hardened slime hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	maroon wool grievous cool hardened slime pants	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	pulsating avaricious fireproof hardened slime belt of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4130	huge empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	denatured huge boot plant	1	good	Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	lousy weak sham champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	super-vacuum-sealed purple tempura air	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 15
4134	activated pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 28
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	Lo Pan's hardened weightlifter's Bag o' Tricks of terror	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	shaking spinning a folded paper strip	0		
4141	bouncing a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	ghostly a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	blue blinking a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	sizzling funny paper hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	ionized dry sand	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 56
4147	personal trainer's cool charged magnet	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	twirling quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	concentrated alkaline triple-galvanized fuchsia dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	aerosolized Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 57
4153	wobbly rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	lime green pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	tolerable pebblebr&auml;u	3	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	enchanted stale blurry rocky road ice cream	3	decent	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	pressed olive children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 27
4164	ionized Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 39
4165	mirror green extremely unsafe groovy Staff of the Soupbone of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15
4166	huge blinking inspector's Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	narrow lion tamer's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	flame-wreathed Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	huge teal shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	blinking shaking baleful rock helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	olive resourceful rock pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rock necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	pulsating Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	veiny sugar shotgun	0		Maximum HP: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	grievous sugar shillelagh	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sugar shank of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	aromatic boxer's sugar chapeau of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	sugar shorts of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	olive sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	yellow slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	wobbly slime convention coupons	0		
4187	stanky slime convention pin	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	cyan spinning control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	therapeutic sugar shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	cyan skewed sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	wicked rave visor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	beefy baggy rave pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	Herculean pacifier necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	huge zippy educational brainy sea cowboy hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	twirling grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	skewed urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	blue Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	foul-smelling nasty brand new key	0		Stench Damage: 15
4207	red mansplainer's dorsal fin	0		Monster Level: +15
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	shaking mirror teal skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	huge mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	shaking purple zippy slick skate blade	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +20
4214	upside-down green spangly unitard	0		
4215	medical-grade collapsible baton of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	magnetized pressed groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 25
4219	skewed toasty weightlifter's skate board	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5
4220	teal S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	bouncing teal crafty yield shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	blue shaking map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	nasty Star of Bravery	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
4227	wobbly hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	blinking bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	squat twirling ice skate doll	0		
4233	squat hacienda key	0		
4234	squat squat reassuring pat&eacute; knife	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4235	ghostly salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	prompt cheese-slicer	0		Adventures: +3
4238	half-sized rotten pulsating beef jerky	2	crappy	
4239	Sinatra's pipe wrench	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
4240	non-deionized denatured gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 13
4241	wicked sleep mask	0		Spell Damage: +5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	blinking nippy sock garters	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
4243	energized mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 30
4244	leather-bound tome of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4245	blurry bookmark	0		
4246	resourceful ivory cue ball	0		Maximum MP: +50
4247	delicious ghostly decanter of fine Scotch	3	awesome	
4248	powdered purple expensive cigar	1		
4249	mirror tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	boiled warmed vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 52
4253	denatured aerosolized potion of speed	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 67
4254	teal bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	red skewed Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	enhanced pulsating tumbling sap	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	narrow petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	bland snack-sized chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	acceptable mulled cider	4	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	olive upside-down pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	family-friendly bark boxers	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	grievous bark beret	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	nippy bark bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
4267	ghostly dog trainer's boxer's Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	gravedigger's resourceful Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	Usain Bolt's Angelhair Culottes of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	pulsating purple wholesome smooth Newman's Own Trousers	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	cyan wool groovy Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	skewed clever fortified Lederhosen of the Night	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	polymerized shaking ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	slick Underworld truncheon of chilblains of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	censurious stanky Staff of the Woodfire of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	baleful sage Underworld flail of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	Newton's experienced Mer-kin bunwig	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	nippy manspreader's energetic crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	ribald crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	mirror Tesla studded Mer-kin gladiator mask of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	shaking gray healthy dance instructor's personal trainer's Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	extremely unsafe supercool strapping Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	twirling Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of incineration of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	Mer-kin headguard of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	Mer-kin waistrope of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4290	curative forbidden dance instructor's Mer-kin facecowl	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4291	MacGyver's Mer-kin thighguard	0		Maximum MP: +100
4292	Samson's Mer-kin dodgeball of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	inspector's careful supercool Mer-kin dragnet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	Jim Carey's hardened Mer-kin switchblade of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	cyan family-friendly medical-grade Ass-Stompers of Violence of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	bouncing forbidden experienced Brand of Violence of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	manspreader's resourceful sinister Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4300	coward's crafty supercool Lens of Violence	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	MacGyver's wholesome Pigsticker of Violence of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100
4302	teal squat gravedigger's razor-sharp deadly Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	blinking greedy Cold Stone of Hatred of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	gray quilted Sinatra's Girdle of Hatred of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	knitted stanky manspreader's Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
4306	twirling aromatic quilted Pantaloons of Hatred of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	horrifying studded arcane researcher's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
4308	cyan careful hardy smooth Lens of Hatred	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	Temple Grandin's MacGyver's smartaleck's Treads of Loathing	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	twirling fireproof lard-coated horrifying Scepter of Loathing	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Cloathing
4311	narrow flame-retardant scorching coward's Belt of Loathing	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	pulsating zippy dog trainer's wicked Goggles of Loathing	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	double-paned MacGyver's vibrating Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Cloathing
4314	shaking hale experienced beefy Jeans of Loathing	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +20, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Annual Ascot of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
4316	tumbling skewed lion tamer's rock-hard arcane researcher's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	olive groovy strapping Flail of the Seven Aspects of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	stanky careful wizardly Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	spinning Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked Herculean Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	Usain Bolt's chilly educational Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	blue supercharged therapeutic educational The Trickster's Trikitixa of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	spinning Jim Carey's Claw of the Infernal Seal of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	jittery lard-coated Garter of the Turtle Poacher of wisdom of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	Sinatra's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	nippy banded Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	manspreader's shellacked smartaleck's Bling of the New Wave	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	twirling Jeselnik's gravedigger's beefy La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	yellow suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	moldy candy kneecapping stick	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	big special flavorless licorice garrote	5	decent	Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	huge candy knuckles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	bland gigantic jawbruiser	6	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	Vulcanized adjusted deionized chocolate car	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	Sherlock's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	gray plastic Crimbo Casino of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	strapping plastic stocking mimic	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	clever plastic Don Crimbo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	jittery skewed Samson's plastic Crimbomination	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	colloidal non-pickled Piddles	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	anodized skewed mirror BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	triple-modified aerosolized tumbling shaking Polka Pop	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	blurry string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	spinning gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	electrified snow hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	Sherlock's snow pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	pulsating jittery deadly snow belly	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	yellow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	olive A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	tasty super-sized expired can of franks 'n' beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	bad expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	ionized olive elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	adequate penguin focaccia bread	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	artisanal herringcello	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	delicious watered-down elven cellocello	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	green wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	squat handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	shaking chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	mirror lime green grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	blue spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	gravedigger's throwing wrench	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	dog trainer's pair of bolt cutters	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	mirror occult poison pen	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	blinking greasy speed limit shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	arcane researcher's savvy live wire	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	teal perfumed Socratic misfit dolly	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	bouncing up-at-dawn misfit hobby horse of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	misfit teddy bear of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	scorching Da Vinci's pocketwatch on a chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	purple greasy cement sandals of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	mirror lightning-fast foul-smelling night-vision goggles	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	skewed executive peanut brittle shield	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	gray twirling chaotic brawny Red Rover BB gun	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	censurious red-and-green sweater	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	electrified ghostly Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	energized energized skewed Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	modified blinking Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	twirling crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	tumbling double-paned cheese sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	cheese diaper of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	narrow mansplainer's cheese wheel	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	red banded cheese eye	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	sharpshooter's hardened sage Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	upside-down The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	huge Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	red spinning A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	blurry Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	yummy snack-sized quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	weak special tolerable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	ghostly wicked sealhide hood	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	manspreader's sealhide leggings	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	dog trainer's sealhide cloak	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4418	aromatic sealhide buckler	0		Stench Resistance: +1
4419	squat sealhide whip of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4420	steel-toed sealhide moccasins	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
4421	foul-smelling sealhide gloves	0		Stench Damage: +10
4422	blurry spinning stylish sealhide belt	0		Moxie: +25
4423	pulsating sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	tarnished sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 68
4426	wobbly hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	Lo Pan's glowstick on a string	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Raveosity: +1
4429	executive candy necklace	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	Tesla teddybear backpack	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Raveosity: +1
4431	huge NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	aerosolized modified invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	ionized irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	concentrated irritability potion	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	huge blurry cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	squat hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	guard turtle shell of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	jittery lion tamer's crowbar	0		Experience (familiar): +2
4442	yellow medical-grade spaghetti cult rosary	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4443	fuchsia spaghetti cult mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	bouncing guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	wobbly avaricious spangly mariachi pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	chaotic spangly mariachi vest of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100
4447	aromatic spangly sombrero	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	boiled Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	narrow pointy hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	shaking skewed nasty lawnmower blade	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	narrow fireproof The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	upside-down miser's vibrating snailmail coif	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	executive Temple Grandin's snailmail breeches	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	cyan manspreader's MacGyver's snailmail hauberk	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10
4461	moist seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 32
4462	pressed chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 21
4463	diffused huge red chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 53
4464	non-denatured aerosolized chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 43
4465	magnetized spinning chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 53
4466	polymerized spinning squat chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 38
4467	denatured quadruple-oxidized chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 50
4468	tumbling Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	blue BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	asbestos-lined BRICKO hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	up-at-dawn BRICKO pants	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	gray hardened BRICKO sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	blurry BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	blinking BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	upside-down BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	huge BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	wobbly BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	Jack Frost's BRICKO bulwark	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	upside-down BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	upside-down BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	ghostly broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	corrupted nitrogenated recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 11
4498	quadruple-alkaline liquefied recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 24
4499	diffused dry blue recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 46
4500	denatured double-ionized recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 23
4501	magnetized cyan recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 15
4502	chilled wet recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 26
4503	super-corrupted recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	therapeutic sinister heart of the volcano	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4505	pressed enhanced bouncing green Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 32
4506	huge puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	tumbling Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	quantum polarized wobbly &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	diet stale huge walrus ice cream	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	bland beautiful soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	mirror Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	rotten Humpty Dumplings	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	toothsome miniature Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	bad practically non-alcoholic missing wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	stale ghostly matter custard	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	Vulcanized energized blurry comfit?	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	extremely unsafe flamingo mallet of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	gray croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	twirling eye of the Tiger-lily of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	cool wig of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	tasty thick donut	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	rotten jumbo bucket of honey	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	aromatic MacGyver's elephant stinger	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	toothsome dragon snaps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	snapdragon pistil of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	spoiled small rook cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	stale bishop cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	flavorless knight cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	adequate jittery skewed king cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	fancy stale queen cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	olive cool insane tophat	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	helm of the knight of the empath of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	lightning-fast wristwatch of the knight of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	flame-retardant sage trousers of the knight	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	studded tophat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	blurry auspicious tie	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4543	Herculean tuxedo pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	mirror bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	skewed carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	Jack Frost's detour shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	mirror squat left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	skewed cyan right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	wobbly record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	blinking tumbling can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	hand-crafted triple-distilled world's most unappetizing beverage	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	Rosewater's slippery when wet shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	bland thick raisin	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	Van der Graaf smartaleck's flyest of shirts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	decent huge a dance upon the palate	4	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	bland prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	huge mirror Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	bland half-sized squirmy violent party snack	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	spinning flame-wreathed can-you-dig-it?	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	anodized double-quantum polarized Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	arcane researcher's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	wobbly ghostly experienced T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of horror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	mirror fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	mirror olive tumbling glob of skin	0		
4584	normal six wedges of goat cheese	3	good	
4585	squat collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	squat goth	0		
4588	maroon brown pixel	0		
4589	crafty pixel whip	0		Maximum MP: +10
4590	blurry purple lion tamer's pixel chain whip	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	personal trainer's pixel morning star	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	blurry pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pulsating pixel cross	0		
4595	blurry pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	red mirror 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	practically non-alcoholic smooth plastic cup of beer	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	huge orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	blue bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	yellow Sherlock's brawny bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	huge bland blinking sun-dried tofu	7	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	aged bouncing soyburger juice	4	awesome	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	blue respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	moist denatured essential soy	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	non-oxidized tarnished cyan huge essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	maroon upside-down stanky Crown of Thrones	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	watered-down tolerable blurry Cinco Mayo Lager	2	good	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	purple plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	squat motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	bouncing Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	warmed deionized chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	diet flavorless pawn cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	vaporized twirling coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	jittery superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	gray parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	Da Vinci's plastic spider ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	supercharged plastic kazoo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	brainy inflatable baseball bat	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	blinking dance instructor's googly-star hat of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	pulsating gravedigger's smelly googly-ball hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	prompt ruddy googly-heart hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	fireproof toasty super-sweet boom box	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	Oprah's curative cool sinister demon mask	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed personal trainer's streetfighting champion's belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	pulsating wool chaotic boxer's Space Trip safety headphones	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	cyan hale LARP carp	0		Maximum HP: +20
4641	extremely unsafe dangerous KoL Con Six Pack	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4642	smooth Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Moxie: +15
4643	razor-sharp rxr shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	ghostly flame-wreathed Juju Mojo Mask of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	occult space trooper helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	smelly Jack Frost's careful Meteoid ice beam	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	manspreader's wicked Dungeon Fist gauntlet of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	squat Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	cyan fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	savvy ironic knit cap of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	huge ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	wizardly ironic battle spoon	0		Mysticality: +25
4655	ironic jogging shorts of the brazier of the detective of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	narrow Oprah's mole skin notebook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	lard-coated blackberry galoshes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4660	upside-down blurry stanky electrified trout fang	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	flavorless snack-sized blinking poisonous caviar	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	ionized warmed upside-down wet venom duct	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	wholesome arcane researcher's Ellsbury's skull	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	wicked hot plate	0		Spell Damage: +5, Thorns: 1
4666	blinking squat hardy imp unity ring of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +50, Food Drop: +100
4667	rosy-cheeked Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
4668	narrow shellacked observational glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 7
4669	hilarious comedy prop of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4670	pulsating beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	tolerable jittery booze-soaked cherry	3	good	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	tasty bouncing marshmallow	3	awesome	
4674	snack-sized moldy narrow mirror sponge cake	2	crappy	
4675	hand-crafted pulsating gin-soaked blotter paper	4	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	cyan unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	blurry friendly pottery shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	dangerous dance instructor's pottery hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	MacGyver's pottery training pants of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	experienced pottery club	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	manspreader's pottery yo-yo	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	jittery fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	jittery ghostly fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	huge skewed fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	shaking fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	huge fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	purple affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	Jeselnik's gravedigger's Socratic Greatest American Pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	huge fossilized necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	pulsating imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	lime green fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	jittery waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	yellow archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	blinking smelly red-hot medallion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	tumbling fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	mirror sinister tablet	0		
4707	skewed E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	gray hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	upside-down GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	gray popsicle stick	0		
4714	diet toothsome lemon popsicle	1	awesome	
4715	flavorless blurry popsicle	4	decent	
4716	bite-sized bland strawberry popsicle	1	decent	
4717	spoiled liver popsicle	4	crappy	
4718	greedy mariachi hat	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Hollandaise helmet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	shaking microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	miniature moldy liver and let pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	moldy squat shaking badass pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	adequate shoo-fish pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	normal piping organ pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	adequate fancy igloo pie	3	good	Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	adequate bite-sized stomach turnover	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	moldy snack-sized mirror dead lights pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	diet bland throbbing organ pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	purple stop shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	twirling sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	blurry kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	pulsating twirling rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	bouncing prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	wobbly veiny beer-soaked mop	0		Maximum HP: +10
4738	tolerable day-old beer	3	good	
4739	acceptable strong purple plain beer	5	good	
4740	watered-down tolerable overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	2	good	
4741	narrow smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	improved PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 42
4745	boiled Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 53
4746	irradiated deionized yellow Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 67
4747	miniature moldy bone meal	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	drinkable distilled bone aperitif	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	cyan double-paned bonerang	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	shellacked bone and arrows	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	boning knife of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	twirling bone spurs of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	bonedanna of the sewer of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	wobbly hardy boneana hammock of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	tarnished triple-enhanced candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	shaking Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	squat twirling packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	mirror wobbly huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	normal pumpkin pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	tolerable practically non-alcoholic blinking pumpkin beer	1	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	pressed pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	banded shin gourds of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	miser's sharpshooter's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ghostly ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	pulsating Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	narrow Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	normal CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	lime green narrow can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	adequate maroon CRIMBCOLOAF	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	flavorless circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	strapping plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	plastic fax machine of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	frightening plastic hobo elf	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	vibrating plastic Mr. Mination	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	Usain Bolt's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	mirror robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	teal robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	narrow robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	wobbly robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	mirror olive robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	tasty massive triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	8	awesome	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	bland square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	Usain Bolt's inspector's greasy bindlestocking	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	tumbling sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	squat Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	shaking cyan The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	Socratic Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	dangerous Newton's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	deadly personal trainer's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	quilted Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	Uncle Hobo's highest bough of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	bouncing Uncle Hobo's belt of the bloodbag of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	quadruple-polarized galvanized purple chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	frosty gift-a-pult	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	Vulcanized tumbling holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	twirling CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	jittery bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	curative CRIMBCO lanyard	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	mirror photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	yellow deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	olive Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	manspreader's dance instructor's slick paperclip-on tie	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	huge Tesla beefcake's paperclip pants	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	greasy flame-wreathed beefy paperclip turban	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	ghostly paperclip cape of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	twirling glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	blinking gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	non-denatured wobbly chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	corrupted narrow shaking bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	quantum triple-galvanized purple incense bath ball	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	altered myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	hand-crafted extra-dry blue CRIMBCO wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	adequate toe jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	spinning fuchsia traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	decent traffic jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	flavorless ghostly olive space jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	Vulcanized wobbly huge motivational poster	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	skewed bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	ghostly slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	yummy festive sausage	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	immense rotten holiday cheese log	10	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	blurry shaking lion tamer's curative BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	shaking crafty experienced BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	scorching BGE pocket calendar	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	BGE plastic toy of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	stapler bear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	fireproof adhesive tape dolly	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	wobbly yellow vibrating scissor duck	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	lime green clever Seven Loco of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	gray squat Loathing Legion many-purpose hook of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	double-paned Loathing Legion moondial	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	shaking Loathing Legion necktie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	friendly Loathing Legion knife	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	squat flame-retardant Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	personal trainer's Loathing Legion can opener	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	twirling Sherlock's auspicious Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Item Drop: 35, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	up-at-dawn Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	tumbling Loathing Legion flamethrower of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	blinking Loathing Legion defibrillator of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	narrow reassuring Loathing Legion double prism	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	double-paned Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	executive Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	jittery avaricious Loathing Legion abacus	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	lime green Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	narrow banded Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	bouncing Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	tumbling avaricious Loathing Legion hammer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	bouncing bouncing Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	squat time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	wobbly arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	spoiled Knob jelly donut	4	crappy	
4942	blinking Knob cake	0		
4943	squat blinking teal Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	blurry Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	bouncing GOTO	0		
4949	galvanized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 24
4950	liquefied enhanced blue abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 24
4951	mirror studded flimsy clipboard	0		Damage Absorption: +80
4952	oxidized corrupted chilled baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 40
4953	Lo Pan's curative whalebone corset	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4954	upside-down ruddy oven mitts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4955	super-sized stale enchanted overcookie	5	decent	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 35
4956	decent narrow philosopher's scone	4	good	
4957	magnetized ionized cyan upside-down half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 60
4958	mirror personal trainer's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4959	toothsome fancy small Knob nuts	2	awesome	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 50
4960	acceptable Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	good	
4961	olive Subject 37 file	0		
4962	ribald wizardly mysterious lapel pin	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
4963	wobbly state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	spinning Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	ghostly Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	gray Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	blurry Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	upside-down Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	green Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	red Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	blurry Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	bouncing Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	ghostly Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	maroon Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	fuchsia Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	jittery purple Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	blinking Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	narrow Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	mirror Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	blurry Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	jittery Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	jittery Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	blue bouncing Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	twirling Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	upside-down wizardly card sleeve	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	bland wasabi pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	decent bite-sized tobiko pocky	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	flavorless massive natto pocky	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	hand-crafted wasabi-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	fortified artisanal tobiko-infused sake	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	special aged tumbling twirling natto-infused sake	3	awesome	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	triple-Vulcanized lime green wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	dry narrow tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	pressed green wobbly natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	wobbly Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	boiled colloidal elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	delicious bouncing marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	drinkable cranberry schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	delicious weak spinning breaded beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	tolerable soy cordial	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	foul-smelling hardy astral bludgeon of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10
5029	tumbling astral shield of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60
5030	fireproof knitted padded astral chapeau	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	double-paned foul-smelling vibrating astral bracer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
5032	blurry mirror Temple Grandin's astral longbow of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3
5033	bouncing blinking energetic astral shorts of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	Annie Oakley's rock-hard astral mace of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20
5035	blurry brawny astral trousers of the cougar of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	green blinking up-at-dawn inspector's Herculean astral ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +5
5037	wobbly horrifying steel-toed smooth astral statuette	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25
5038	red hardened banded groovy astral pistol	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3
5039	educational astral mask of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's slick astral shirt	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +80
5042	zippy hale astral belt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +20
5043	snack-sized toothsome blinking astral hot dog	2	???	
5044	distilled lousy special astral pilsner	5	???	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 25
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	green astral six-pack	0		
5047	pulsating mirror fuchsia Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	Van der Graaf double-ice cap of incineration of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	Newton's double-ice box of the bloodbag of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	Da Vinci's double-ice britches of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	vacuum-sealed upside-down Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	extra-deionized denatured chilled Red Pill	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	ghostly Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	upside-down boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	fuchsia Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	special moldy spaghetti con calaveras	3	crappy	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	decent popcorn	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	moldy super-sized huge chaos popcorn	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	green upside-down lightning-fast boxer's hole of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	bland diet s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Russian Ice	1	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	narrow deadly clay ashtray	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	studded lanyard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	monster pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	polarized ionized Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	sage Van der Graaf helmet of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	quilted crutch	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	shock belt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	flattened irradiated concentrated fuchsia Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	electrified rubber band gun	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	jittery scandalous pin-stripe slacks	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	mirror inspector's gloves	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	oxidized bouncing correction fluid	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	greedy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	squat Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	skewed baleful Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	narrow spinning Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	tumbling experienced Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	huge extremely unsafe Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	skewed skewed Temple Grandin's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Da Vinci's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	narrow ghostly gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	savvy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	blue Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	anodized willyweed	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	galvanized liquefied modified Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	energized ghostly blurry fish juice box	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	shaking paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	smooth Jeppson's Malort	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	Samson's stress ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	skewed Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	green dog trainer's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	cyan My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	pulsating packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	purple hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	spinning bird brain	0		
5119	blinking busted wings	0		
5120	maroon Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	wholesome educational brawny Admiral's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	fireproof frightening forbidden aviator's cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	narrow upside-down chaotic arcane researcher's mirrored aviator shades	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	ghostly Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	blue Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	blinking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	double-chilled aerosolized Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	decent cyan elven hardtack	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	extra-dry drinkable elven squeeze	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	narrow lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	ghostly E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	red carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	distilled pulsating skewed astral energy drink	1		
5141	purple Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	Vulcanized lime green honeypot	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 35
5146	moldy pulsating wild honey pie	4	crappy	
5147	bad triple-distilled honey mead	6	decent	
5148	Jim Carey's resourceful banded honey dipper	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25
5149	double-paned sage honeybritches of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	ghostly double-paned therapeutic extremely unsafe honeycap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	teal Moonthril Circlet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	teal asbestos-lined Moonthril Greaves	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	ghostly smooth Moonthril Flamberge	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	huge crafty Moonthril Longbow	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	razor-sharp Moonthril Cuirass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	Sinatra's plush alielf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	colloidal Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	blinking blinking chaotic plush dogcat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	therapeutic plush hamsterpus	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	censurious plush ferrelf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	Fonzie's plush alien hamsterpus	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	Annie Oakley's plush mutated alielf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	dog trainer's plush mutated alielephant of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	huge girl of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	squat elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	deionized transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	skewed Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	watered-down mediocre Saison du Lune	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	lousy weak shaking Moonthril Schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	weak drinkable green Wrecked Generator	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	spoiled small pulsating Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	normal Crepes a la Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	enchanted flavorless tumbling Moon Pie	3	decent	Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	oxidized Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	tarnished galvanized shaking Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	quantum 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	bouncing Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	tumbling Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	pulsating Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	jittery Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	triple-polymerized jittery honey stick	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 21
5189	unsweetened spinning double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	chilly sharpshooter's groovy Operation Patriot Shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	ionized non-concentrated upside-down corrupted data	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	ghostly lime green exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	jittery nippy Great S-Cape	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	flame-wreathed Marvelous Unitard	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	dehydrated jittery gooey paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	modified purple beastly paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	twisted shaking paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	compressed pulsating spinning lime green shaking ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	denatured pulsating greasy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	powdered shaking bug paste	1	decent	Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	boiled huge hippy paste	1	good	Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	dried red jittery orc paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	distilled squat cyan demonic paste	1	good	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	modified tumbling indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	modified paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	twisted wobbly goblin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	mixed spinning huge pirate paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	vaporized chlorophyll paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	compressed paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	compressed ghostly Mer-kin paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	powdered tumbling slimy paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	distilled penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	distilled mirror elemental paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	distilled cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	distilled skewed twirling hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	boiled skewed spinning Crimbo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	blinking Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	upside-down upside-down Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	moldy Ur-Donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	skewed box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	high-proof acceptable bucket of wine	9	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	decent snack-sized special ultrafondue	2	good	Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	upside-down unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	squat borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	bouncing shining halo of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	wholesome furry halo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	Socratic frosty halo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	tumbling Usain Bolt's time halo	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	tolerable blurry pulsating Lumineux Limnio	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	bad jittery Morto Moreto	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	drinkable Temps Tempranillo	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	practically non-alcoholic bad special Bordeaux Marteaux	1	decent	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	bad fortified ghostly jittery Fromage Pinotage	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	mediocre blue Beignet Milgranet	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	distilled mediocre Muschat	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	delicious blue cool jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	decent shrapnel jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	spoiled occult jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	delicious thyme jelly donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	bland danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	bland small smashed danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	spoiled super-sized tumbling forbidden danish	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	tasty fuchsia cool cat claw	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	delicious small enchanted blunt cat claw	2	awesome	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	bland shadowy cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	big bland cheezburger	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	stale toasted brie	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	moist skewed potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	irradiated ionized tumbling purple too legit potion	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	energized cyan bouncing Bright Water	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	extra-dry cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	diffused wobbly wobbly graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	frozen polarized skewed squat cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	magnetized potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	vacuum-sealed potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	alkaline super-denatured spinning potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	cold-filtered blue potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	adjusted upside-down potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	yellow broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	yellow blinking noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	experienced hammerus	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	shellacked blunt icepick	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	squat fluorescent lightbulb of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	prompt Usain Bolt's blammer	0		Initiative: +80, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	blue pulsating bouncing Van der Graaf clock-cleaning hammer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	dethklok of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	weightlifter's glacial clock	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	huge d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	wobbly d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	blue blurry d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	bouncing twirling generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	maroon generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	blurry generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	tumbling slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	enchanted flavorless phish stick	4	decent	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	steel-toed grievous plastic vampire fangs of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	bouncing blurry Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	bouncing Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	squat your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	cool Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	pulsating Lo Pan's ruddy wholesome Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	wobbly Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	mirror Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	mirror ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	blue blurry shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	double-warmed jittery ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	alkaline spinning narrow necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	nitrogenated non-activated non-cold-filtered bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	frozen warmed electrified teal whisker pencil	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	super-warmed bouncing press-on ribs	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	frozen Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	frozen dry irradiated fuchsia Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	pickled double-dry Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	pressed non-quantum Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	double-modified dry Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	artisanal huge Ecto-Cooler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	acceptable fancy teal tumbling Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	good	Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	perfectly mixed triple-distilled Blood Light	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	lousy practically non-alcoholic mirror Silver Bullet beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	aged gray Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	bouncing huge ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	moist boiled spinning sorority brain	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	wet tarnished Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	moist drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	extra-see-thru nightie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	pulsating ghostly aromatic smooth BRAINS shorts	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	narrow wizardly Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	strapping scrunchie	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	huge hardened brawny extremely skinny jeans	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	avaricious razor-sharp The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	Da Vinci's The Necbromancer's Stein of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	brainy The Necbromancer's Shorts of the bloodbag of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	narrow pulsating Fonzie's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	smooth The Cooler Out of Space	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	pulsating lime green sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	alkaline tarnished moist Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	olive death blossom	0		
5347	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	lime green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	blurry Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	cyan bouncing Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	twirling The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	fuchsia CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	huge CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	maroon CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	toasty KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	bouncing boiler	0		
5371	teal stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	twirling manspreader's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	healthy plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	plastic colollilossus of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	ghostly baleful Fonzie's plastic Big Candy	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	jittery The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	twisted jittery groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	wobbly bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	jittery chilly ridiculous belt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	ridiculous earring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ridiculous sunglasses of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	diet decent ridiculous sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	perfectly mixed ridiculous cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	cool zombie monkey necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5
5392	skewed Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	bouncing sandpaper	0		
5395	teal peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	triple-oxidized pickled skewed peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	gigantic stale peppermint patty	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	blinking Newton's candy cane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	wobbly bouncing Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	spinning Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	frightening stanky Samson's cane-mail shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	gravedigger's cane-mail pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	artisanal Vodka Matryoshka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	acceptable watered-down enchanted Gin Mint	2	good	Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Tequiz Navidad	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	acceptable high-proof Mint Yulep	7	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	aged Crimbojito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	lousy practically non-alcoholic Sangria de Menthe	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	magnetized wet nitrogenated blurry licorice root	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	deionized activated fuchsia banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	ionized quantum tumbling upside-down pear supersucker	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	extra-deionized modified blurry lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	nitrogenated kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	polymerized activated huge strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	rock-hard bananarama bangle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	reassuring pair of pearidot earrings	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	spinning Van der Graaf tourmalime tourniquet	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	bouncing bouncing supercharged kumquartz ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	teal electrified strawberyl necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	narrow miser's steel-toed sucker bucket	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	sucker hakama of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	Sherlock's sucker kabuto	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	lime green mirror Fonzie's sucker tachi	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	twirling sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	bouncing grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	lime green spinning raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	spinning fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	frozen nitrogenated shaking fudge lily	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	bouncing superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	corrupted alkaline fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	half-sized adequate green skewed fudgesicle	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	ghostly tumbling wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	twirling miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	improved aerosolized devilish folio	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	mirror clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	yellow jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	bouncing jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	mirror avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	squat gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	galvanized Vulcanized Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	fancy adequate massive squat fudge bunny	8	good	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	Jack Frost's friendly clever fudgecycle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	polarized warmed green wobbly resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	anodized wet spinning green resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	improved blinking resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	wet double-alkaline spinning resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	liquefied resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	non-warmed resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	electrified resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	alkaline corrupted resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	frozen altered alkaline resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	red gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	dry gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	pressed modified gummi snake	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	deionized unsweetened upside-down gummi canary	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	tasty snack-sized bouncing olive gummi bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	moldy gummi bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	stale pulsating gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	normal lime green drunki-bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	small normal drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	yummy drunki-bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	educational fudge pocket square	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	twirling frightening lollipop cufflinks	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	twirling ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	gray belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	blinking ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	purple shaking belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	flattened liquefied mirror gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	improved liquefied blue gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	quadruple-concentrated irradiated cyan gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	spinning studded experienced Big Candy's tophat	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	twirling lime green Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	fuchsia Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	jittery blessed box	0		
5505	gray pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	tiny moldy upside-down jerky coins	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	lousy Go-Wassail	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	frozen Vulcanized electrified gray skewed Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	liquefied galvanized ghostly bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	wet moist ghostly wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	tumbling Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	blinking Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	shaking pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	narrow pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	activated huge Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	bouncing do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	cyan jittery whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	tiny adequate berries of suffering	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	super-pressed modified ionized baobab sap	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	wobbly magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	corrupted Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	special acceptable Barulio's bottle	3	good	Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	frozen modified Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	gray Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	lime green prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	modified quadruple-warmed ghostly desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	bouncing inspector's supercharged Leapin' Trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15
5544	lousy eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	moldy hamhock	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	twirling The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	spinning Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	asbestos-lined Trusty	0		Hot Resistance: +5
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	denatured pickled upside-down fireclutch	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 35
5556	lightning-fast boxer's Rain-Doh wings	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	blurry Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	studded sinister Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	scorching Rain-Doh lantern of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	nasty Da Vinci's Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	decent jumbo PB&BP	5	good	
5566	bland bite-sized upside-down club sandwich	1	decent	
5567	bland big corned-beef Reuben	5	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	drinkable Drac & Tan	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Transylvania Sling	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	practically non-alcoholic acceptable skewed Shot of the Living Dead	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	tolerable mirror red Buttery Knob	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic special shaking Slippery Knob	1	EPIC	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	practically non-alcoholic lousy Flaming Knob	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	weak delicious Grasshopper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	lousy Locust	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	lousy Plague of Locusts	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	drinkable Red Dwarf	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	watered-down acceptable Golden Mean	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	extra-dry smooth Green Giant	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	acceptable weak Aye Aye	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	tolerable Aye Aye, Captain	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	mediocre Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	tolerable twirling Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	bad huge More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	acceptable Oh, the Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	acceptable Great Older Fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	bad weak pulsating Fuzzy Tentacle	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	tolerable watered-down Crazymaker	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	hand-crafted Zoodriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	tolerable huge Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	smooth Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	artisanal irresponsibly strong Suffering Sinner	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	lousy huge Suppurating Sinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	hand-crafted distilled special wobbly Sizzling Sinner	5	EPIC	Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	mediocre special Firewater	3	decent	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	tolerable enchanted practically non-alcoholic Earth and Firewater	1	good	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	perfectly mixed Earth, Wind and Firewater	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	weak drinkable Slimosa	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	hand-crafted watered-down shaking Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	acceptable Slimebite	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	perfectly mixed Cement Mixer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	tolerable Jackhammer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	smooth Dump Truck	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	hand-crafted Fauna Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	practically non-alcoholic artisanal twirling Chakra Libre	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	triple-distilled hand-crafted special spinning Aura Libre	10	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	drinkable Sazerorc	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	tolerable strong Sazuruk-hai	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	mediocre wobbly Flaming Sazerorc	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	perfectly mixed Green Velvet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	delicious wobbly Green Muslin	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	mediocre skewed Green Burlap	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	irresponsibly strong acceptable Mohobo	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	drinkable enchanted Moonshine Mohobo	4	good	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	lousy weak Flaming Mohobo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	practically non-alcoholic bad fancy Drunken Philosopher	1	decent	Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	aged Drunken Neurologist	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	practically non-alcoholic lousy Drunken Astrophysicist	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	fancy drinkable skewed Dark & Starry	3	good	Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	artisanal skewed Black Hole	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	watered-down hand-crafted Event Horizon	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	watered-down acceptable fancy cyan Herring Daiquiri	2	good	Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted red Herring Wallbanger	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	aged Herringtini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	mediocre blurry lime green Lollipop Drop	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	watered-down artisanal squat Candy Alexander	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	weak acceptable blue Candicaine	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	acceptable spirit-forward Caipiranha	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	hand-crafted weak blinking blurry Flying Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	watered-down lousy Flaming Caipiranha	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	hand-crafted Punchplanter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	artisanal Doublepunchplanter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Haymaker	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	purple crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	massive special decent fungus	10	good	Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 15
5642	skewed poisoned dart	0		
5643	extra-polymerized fuchsia stone wool	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 47
5644	shaking stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	narrow calendar of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5648	chaotic baleful Boris's Helm	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	nasty occult staph of homophones	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Alters Page Text
5650	lion tamer's razor-sharp Boris's Helm (askew) of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	gray mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	tumbling key-o-tron	0		
5654	toothsome nailswurst	3	awesome	
5655	artisanal maroon used beer	3	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	dangerous insulting hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	blinking resourceful offensive moustache	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
5661	Fonzie's hairshirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
5662	skewed Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	wobbly bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	snack-sized decent fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	2	good	
5671	acceptable slap and slap again	4	good	
5672	yellow gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	vaporized wobbly watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	hale Ze&trade; goggles	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	wobbly bouncing stanky stylish swimsuit of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	yellow lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	massive adequate P.B.L.T.	8	good	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	shaking handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	tumbling bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	olive bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	huge lightning-fast UV monocular	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	huge Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	bouncing pacification grenade	0		
5692	olive up-at-dawn quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Adventures: +5
5693	yellow frightening phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
5694	skewed Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	Rosewater's bugbear detector	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
5696	pulsating bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	green ghostly 1 Meat	0		
5698	manspreader's dangerous The Lost Glasses	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	bouncing The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	blinking spinning mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	huge wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	Socratic smooth wax hat	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	wobbly groovy wax pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	oxidized olive tumbling drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	ghostly fireman's helmet of the storm of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	clever fire axe	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	perfumed vibrating fire extinguisher of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	lime green FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	spinning bouncing Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	adequate FDKOL hotcakes	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	ghostly hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	adequate jumbo fiery wing	5	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	careful wings of fire of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	twirling olive tumbling personal trainer's FDKOL fire hose	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	aerosolized bouncing bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	narrow blurry molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	manspreader's chaotic hot daub bun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	hale brainy hot daub stand	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	veiny padded foot-long hot daub	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	rotten tiny angst burger	1	crappy	
5731	artisanal triple-distilled 5-hour acrimony	8	EPIC	
5732	wobbly blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	flavorless forbidden sausage	3	decent	
5735	Jeselnik's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	vacuum-sealed energized Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 11
5737	colloidal galvanized pulsating daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	chilly Camp Scout backpack	0		Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	skewed CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	decent bag of GORP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	lousy practically non-alcoholic water purification pills	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	bouncing Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	mediocre CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	jumbo moldy blue bag of GORF	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	huge bland bag of QWOP	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	pressed concentrated blinking CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	drinkable enchanted fuchsia CSA cheerfulness ration	3	good	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	flavorless squat upside-down crappy brain	3	decent	
5753	thick rotten decent brain	5	crappy	
5754	yummy good brain	3	awesome	
5755	rotten boss brain	4	crappy	
5756	enchanted spoiled huge hunter brain	8	crappy	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 20
5758	aromatic Herculean Staff of Holiday Sensations of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	staff of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100
5760	wool deadly Da Vinci's staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
5761	ghostly therapeutic Newton's Rosewater's Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	wobbly crafty educational Superhero Reboots	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +10
5764	red scorching slick fuzzy busby	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	Jim Carey's Herculean fuzzy earmuffs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	Sherlock's brawny fuzzy montera of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	squat gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	pulsating talkative skull	0		
5775	teal fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	yellow huge perfumed smelly Barney's rake	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
5778	bland snack-sized idiot brain	2	decent	
5779	lard-coated keel-haulin' knife	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5780	personal trainer's ice cream scoop	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
5781	perfectly mixed blinking soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	EPIC	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	blue skewed raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	bouncing smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	narrow bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	skewed ruddy stylish right bear arm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	rosy-cheeked strapping left bear arm of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	ghostly ghostly flame-retardant Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Hot Resistance: +1
5794	polarized ghostly Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 42
5795	extra-ionized concentrated narrow Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 25
5796	vacuum-sealed jittery purple Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 39
5797	boiled quantum Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 56
5798	aerosolized Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
5799	dry boiled eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 60
5800	warmed Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 37
5801	altered galvanized wobbly shaking Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 48
5802	denatured dry perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 42
5803	dry wobbly White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 29
5804	irradiated vacuum-sealed Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 26
5805	quadruple-ionized mirror breath mint	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 12
5806	modified electrified purple muesli	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 63
5807	oxidized galvanized maroon mirror glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 21
5808	wet adjusted green glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 58
5809	moist Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 14
5810	warmed blinking Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 55
5811	double-energized oxidized tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 25
5812	liquefied skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
5813	dry triple-quantum smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 63
5814	chilled twirling bouncing blob of acid	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 48
5815	alkaline flayed mind	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 65
5816	moist kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 27
5817	super-polarized forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 45
5818	Vulcanized Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 27
5819	polymerized corrupted gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 44
5820	non-tarnished galvanized bull blubber	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 39
5821	polarized quadruple-polarized blue frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 66
5822	moist cold-filtered gazely stare	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 68
5823	deionized super-polarized canopic jar	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 31
5824	galvanized improved squat gray clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 14
5825	vacuum-sealed Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 22
5826	pickled wobbly zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 27
5827	frozen super-liquefied liquefied blue wobbly skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 68
5828	oxidized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 25
5829	vacuum-sealed energized janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 47
5830	wet wet green pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 50
5831	irradiated teal pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 37
5832	polymerized improved spinning secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 42
5833	aerosolized wet activated brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 14
5834	liquefied unsweetened holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 60
5835	oxidized triple-improved scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 31
5836	moist warmed tarnished yellow embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 69
5837	colloidal Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 55
5838	galvanized corrupted skewed Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 56
5839	aerosolized double-tarnished ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 40
5840	oxidized pressed skewed Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 35
5841	colloidal olive A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 55
5842	dry Vulcanized toothbrush	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 22
5843	modified shaking pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 60
5844	super-electrified una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 49
5845	polymerized blinking compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 64
5846	energized salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 53
5847	non-ionized pickled jittery unholy water	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 49
5848	boiled Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
5849	flattened oxidized handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 64
5850	frozen green space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 37
5851	oxidized aerosolized denatured pulsating temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 14
5852	cold-filtered moist oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 17
5853	oxidized super-modified stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 32
5854	nitrogenated pickled narrow huge fuchsia BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 27
5855	enhanced Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 22
5856	super-frozen polarized mirror Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 28
5857	denatured aerosolized narrow grey cube	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 65
5858	tarnished vacuum-sealed shaking votive candle	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 11
5859	Vulcanized twirling twirling narrow booby trap	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
5860	energized yellow Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 52
5861	dry chilled ghostly wobbly good ash	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 47
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	squat papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	polarized spinning papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	modified papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	ionized spinning papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	Jeselnik's Oprah's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	sharpshooter's papier-m&acirc;chine gun of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	yellow arcane researcher's Socratic papier-masque	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	skewed frosty papier-mitre of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	papier-m&acirc;churidars of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	fuchsia papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	cool Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Moxie: +5
5879	lime green Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	blurry packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	mirror skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	mansplainer's Rosewater's skeleton skis of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	moldy half-sized skeleton quiche	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	shaking skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	mirror up-at-dawn auspicious rosy-cheeked Bonestabber of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	hand-crafted red crystal skeleton vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	spinning Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	stiffened auxiliary backbone	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	upside-down ghostly skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	purple ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	warmed super-ionized maroon that gum you like	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 31
5893	mirror dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	denatured blinking Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	pulsating jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	gray blurry tumbling jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	gray jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	upside-down huge jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	frosty brainy wedding ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5910	cyan deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	blurry cyan Tesla Solstice Shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5913	pressed candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	polarized double-tarnished sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	wet adjusted beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	extra-flattened boiled skewed sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	liquefied tumbling cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	jittery plastic animelf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	hardy plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	razor-sharp plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	Sherlock's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	executive plastic MechaElf	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	shaking blurry plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	narrow ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	tumbling blinking BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	blinking jittery BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	yellow tumbling bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	Annie Oakley's Sinatra's plastic four-shadowed mime of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	flame-retardant lion tamer's plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	knitted brainy plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	blue strapping plastic Lord Flameface	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	Socratic plastic Beebee King	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	olive shaking smelly plastic Queen Bee	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	Herculean plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	gray healthy plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	gravedigger's plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	mirror weightlifter's plastic spiderbugbear	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	rock-hard plastic peacannon	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	manspreader's plastic the Free Man	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	Jim Carey's plastic fire servant	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	wizardly plastic mumblebee	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	cyan rosy-cheeked plastic moneybee	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	green skewed miser's plastic beebee gunners	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	skewed careful plastic beebee queue	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	ghostly wholesome plastic buzzerker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	plastic bee swarm of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	twirling ghostly asbestos-lined plastic batbugbear	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	shaking perfumed plastic bugaboo	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	ghostly red dog trainer's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	extremely unsafe plastic ops bugbear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	curative plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	plastic cavebugbear of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	tumbling huge fuchsia plastic Norville Rogers of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	pulsating sage plastic Scott the Miner	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	narrow plastic angry space marine of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	blinking plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	bouncing flame-retardant plastic Father McGruber	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	shaking plastic blazing bat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	electronic dulcimer pants of the businessman of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	tumbling greedy rosewater-soaked Frown Exerciser	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	blinking soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	ghostly soul knife	0		
5970	stylish soul mask	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
5971	olive record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	mirror record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	pulsating narrow scorching chaotic strapping silent beret	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	diet moldy slice of pizza	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	teal cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	weak artisanal tankard of ale	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	skewed censurious lard-coated quilted cloth cap	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	toasty Newton's iron dagger of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	spoiled fancy ghostly hamburger	4	crappy	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	wobbly dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	huge potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	tolerable bottle of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	nasty wicked thinker's iron helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	tumbling maroon censurious quilted extremely unsafe steel sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	small moldy whole roasted chicken	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	squat massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	mirror extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	weak acceptable enchanted shining goblet	2	good	Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	green nippy rosy-cheeked slick crown	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	hardy studded educational sword	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	toasty medical-grade deadly Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	flame-retardant frightening Cloak of Dire Shadows of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	Jack Frost's extremely unsafe Herculean Sword of Dark Omens	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	Sherlock's Temple Grandin's wholesome Shield of Icy Fate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	purple censurious dance instructor's brainy Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	miser's Fonzie's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	MacGyver's strapping Boots of Twilight Whispers of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	knitted Van der Graaf clever Belt of Howling Anger	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	flame-wreathed logging hatchet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
6011	brawny orc wrist	0		Muscle Percent: +20
6012	sharpshooter's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
6013	green wool padded orcish stud-finder	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
6014	bouncing groovy screwing pooch	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6015	vacuum-sealed aerosolized bouncing orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 44
6016	pressed orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 16
6017	diffused orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 49
6018	strong drinkable backwoods screwdriver	5	good	
6019	loadstone of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
6020	blurry blurry smelly Annie Oakley's Claybender glasses	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6021	spinning lard-coated Duskwalker fangs of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 75
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	up-at-dawn avaricious Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	sharpshooter's Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
6025	boiled Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 44
6026	wobbly Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	wobbly Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	maroon T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	twirling arcane researcher's dress pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	brainy badge of authority	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
6032	cool motorcycle boots of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6033	skewed experienced stolen necklace of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3
6034	mansplainer's chaotic troll britches	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	wet nitrogenated dry shaking vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24
6036	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted upside-down artisanal limoncello	1	EPIC	
6037	tumbling tumbling ginger ale	0		
6038	adequate incredible pizza	3	good	
6039	miser's oil cap of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	wobbly purple censurious oil lamp of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
6041	squat blinking sage oil slacks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	weightlifter's oil pan	0		Muscle: +15
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	skewed BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	Jeselnik's Misty Cloak of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
6048	extremely unsafe beefcake's Misty Robe	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
6049	Usain Bolt's flame-retardant Rosewater's Misty Cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	decent small Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	artisanal spinning Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	chilled frozen Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	wobbly psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	olive forbidden Meatcleaver of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	pulsating toasty Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	grievous Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	rosy-cheeked Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	Crimbo tree flocker of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	squat arcane researcher's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	skewed mansplainer's Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	red wad of spider silk	0		
6066	squat goblin collarbone	0		
6067	skewed Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's Truthsayer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	cyan Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	upside-down mirror confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	liquefied aerosolized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	non-galvanized magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	diffused upside-down tumbling bouncing 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	bad McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	snack-sized yummy haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	shaking baleful haggis socks	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	lime green airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	teal Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	narrow actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	blurry magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	quilted Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	wobbly energetic Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	horrifying Microplushie: Bropane	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	avaricious Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	skewed Oprah's Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	huge jittery Van der Graaf Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	tumbling Microplushie: Hobomosome of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	cool Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	gravedigger's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	smartaleck's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	Sherlock's Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	spinning Jack Frost's Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	red pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	mirror homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	lime green Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	coward's Ginsu&trade; of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	ghostly bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	narrow bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	upside-down zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	purple mirror zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	bouncing zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	shaking CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	blue goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	gray squat bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	strong artisanal Chinese beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	narrow narrow cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	tumbling rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	activated bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	executive novelty tattoo sleeves of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	bouncing pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	blurry furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	vibrating makeshift yakuza mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	spinning piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	mirror toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	Temple Grandin's clever Fonzie's White Dragon Fang	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	pulsating knitted butterfly knife	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	savvy weighted paperclip chain	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	squat fuchsia great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	electrified rubber gloves	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	toothsome roasted duck	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	rotten ghostly dead meat bun	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	cat collar of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	skewed scorching weightlifter's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	toothsome carrot cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	lousy squat carrot claret	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	twisted bouncing carrot juice	1	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	spinning pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	ghostly jittery flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	spinning hardened slick Byte	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	ghostly strapping anger blaster	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	mirror flame-wreathed doubt cannon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	MacGyver's fear condenser	0		Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	jittery Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	censurious commodore's hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	gray spinning naval trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	reassuring deck cannon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	jittery nasty ornamental sextant	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	veiny thinker's Bloodbath	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	fancy tolerable Hundred Headed IPA	3	good	Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	adequate skewed chum	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	galvanized Vulcanized tumbling crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 61
6172	denatured candy crayons	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	Annie Oakley's pixel grappling hook of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6174	narrow GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	olive cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	blinking cosmic fruit	0		
6184	twirling horrifying Jarlsberg's hat of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6185	spoiled consummate hard-boiled egg	4	crappy	
6186	adequate upside-down pulsating consummate fried egg	3	good	
6187	moldy consummate egg salad	4	crappy	
6188	stale consummate bagel	4	decent	
6189	bland bite-sized blurry consummate sliced bread	1	decent	
6190	half-sized moldy consummate hot dog bun	2	crappy	
6191	small stale blinking consummate brownie	2	decent	
6192	decent consummate toast	3	good	
6193	artisanal triple-distilled passable stout	8	EPIC	
6194	decent big consummate soup	5	good	
6195	adequate huge consummate corn chips	4	good	
6196	fancy big flavorless consummate salad	5	decent	Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 25
6197	normal consummate salsa	3	good	
6198	tasty huge pulsating consummate sauerkraut	6	awesome	
6199	normal miniature consummate cheese slice	2	good	
6200	adequate blinking consummate melted cheese	4	good	
6201	diet spoiled consummate bacon	1	crappy	
6202	diet adequate pulsating consummate meatloaf	1	good	
6203	stale consummate steak	3	decent	
6204	flavorless snack-sized consummate cuts	2	decent	
6205	tasty gray consummate frankfurter	3	awesome	
6206	bland consummate french fries	3	decent	
6207	spoiled upside-down consummate baked potato	4	crappy	
6208	delicious bouncing acceptable vodka	3	awesome	
6209	normal skewed consummate ice cream	4	good	
6210	fancy decent consummate whipped cream	4	good	Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 10
6211	miniature spoiled shaking consummate cream	2	crappy	
6212	spoiled diet consummate strawberries	1	crappy	
6213	rotten consummate sorbet	4	crappy	
6214	smooth adequate rum	3	awesome	
6215	lousy mediocre lager	3	decent	
6216	jumbo flavorless shaking immaculate grilled cheese	5	decent	
6217	spoiled thick immaculate ice cream sandwich	5	crappy	
6218	adequate snack-sized gray immaculate hot dog	2	good	
6219	decent special shaking immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	good	Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
6220	thick stale skewed green pulsating perfect sandwich	5	decent	
6221	bland red perfect chef salad	3	decent	
6222	normal perfect breakfast	3	good	
6223	normal small ghostly sublime deluxe hot dog	2	good	
6224	rotten sublime stew	4	crappy	
6225	normal sublime nachos	3	good	
6226	normal Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	4	good	
6227	rotten small green Loaded Baked Potato	2	crappy	
6228	decent bouncing Omega Sundae	3	good	
6229	bad watered-down Das Sauerlager	2	decent	
6230	spirit-forward tolerable Bologna Lambic	5	good	
6231	irresponsibly strong artisanal Vodka Dog	6	EPIC	
6232	weak bad wobbly Disappointed Russian	2	decent	
6233	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blinking Chunky Mary	1	good	
6234	tolerable spinning skewed Nachojito	3	good	
6235	acceptable Le Roi	4	good	
6236	lousy high-proof Over Easy Rider	10	decent	
6237	mirror cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	extra-dry narrow ghostly cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 34
6240	modified ghostly Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 29
6241	liquefied quadruple-energized moist fuchsia twirling censored can label	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 55
6242	double-corrupted non-cold-filtered ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 21
6243	galvanized magnetized olive the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 57
6244	flattened polarized cat's paw	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 24
6245	activated alkaline quantum ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 27
6246	magnetized ghostly demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 67
6247	pressed activated tumbling clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 27
6248	triple-cold-filtered vacuum-sealed dry upside-down gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 26
6249	upside-down dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	smelly ruddy extremely unsafe dance instructor's experienced numberwang of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6251	electrified skewed scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	flattened anodized pulsating scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	twirling Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	ghostly pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	up-at-dawn greasy Temple Grandin's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	narrow vibrating forbidden Fonzie's Staff of the Staff of Life of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	squat MacGyver's healthy grievous Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	executive razor-sharp strapping Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	pulsating Jim Carey's stiffened savvy Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	lard-coated Tesla Staff of the All-Steak of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	smelly arcane researcher's Herculean Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	prompt flame-wreathed baleful Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	rotten grain of protein powder	3	crappy	
6268	liquefied energized pec oil	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 18
6269	up-at-dawn gym membership card	0		Adventures: +5
6270	aerosolized deionized ghostly Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 44
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	manspreader's penguin keychain of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7
6273	super-energized activated blurry O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 48
6274	tolerable open sauce	3	good	
6275	olive greedy turkey leg of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +20
6276	bad triple-distilled Ye Olde Meade	9	decent	
6277	flattened polymerized Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 23
6278	pulsating Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	resourceful pewter claymore	0		Maximum MP: +50
6280	scorching artisanal rice peeler	0		Hot Damage: +25
6281	diet moldy huge heirloom grape tomato	1	crappy	
6282	fuchsia chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	jittery blurry lightning-fast brown felt tophat	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	pulsating gear	0		
6285	medical-grade supercool Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	executive Mark II Steam-Hat of incineration of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	spinning nippy shellacked grievous Mark III Steam-Hat of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	cyan chilly Socratic slick Mark IV Steam-Hat of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	blue careful supercharged sinister Samson's Mark V Steam-Hat of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	auspicious reassuring punk rock jacket	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
6292	blue pulsating shaking veiny personal trainer's safety pin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10
6293	snack-sized adequate stolen sushi	2	good	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	mirror skewed Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	squat model airship	0		
6300	irradiated vacuum-sealed Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 58
6301	moist alkaline fuchsia possibility potion	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 20
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	up-at-dawn Van der Graaf steel-toed strapping Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	gravedigger's Van der Graaf extremely unsafe Fonzie's Jarlsberg's pan of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	bouncing Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	magnetized bouncing ghostly celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	liquefied spinning celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	boiled shaking teal celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	aerosolized cold-filtered celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	energetic Uncle Buck	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	skewed damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	spinning dance instructor's SCUBA tank of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater
6316	ribald foul-smelling deep six-shooter	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
6317	MacGyver's healthy sea chaps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	shaking lightning-fast knitted sea holster of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6319	galvanized shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 51
6320	tumbling fireproof long-forgotten necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +3
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	prompt steel-toed educational jam band	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +3
6324	gravedigger's aquamariner's ring of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
6325	sinister dance instructor's aquamariner's necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6326	avaricious ruddy pearl diver's ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
6327	narrow wool supercharged pearl diver's necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	red scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	huge ruddy Fonzie's cozy scimitar of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Breakable
6333	experienced beefy Staff of the Cozy Fish of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Breakable
6334	blurry huge sizzling friendly cozy bazooka of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Breakable
6335	sinister sea mantle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10
6336	skewed flame-wreathed lion tamer's sea shawl	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	twirling resourceful sea cape of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	skewed wobbly saltwaterbed	0		
6339	lime green inspector's muddy pirate hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	reassuring floral-print skirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	curative hardened spectral axe	0		Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6342	smelly super-strong air freshener	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
6343	extra-aerosolized super-aerosolized twirling jittery Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 45
6344	upside-down Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	deionized energized Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 55
6346	twirling Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	cold-filtered Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 52
6348	stanky Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	bouncing maroon sizzling Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Hot Damage: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	squat Mer-kin gutgirdle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	shaking hardy Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Maximum HP: +50
6352	vibrating Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	concentrated concentrated Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 45
6355	cold-filtered warmed narrow Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 55
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	cyan Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	shaking gray Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	purple blurry censurious Mer-kin begsign	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	deionized twirling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	flattened twirling pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	pickled moist pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	moist pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	ionized warmed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	chilled pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	moist nitrogenated denatured huge pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	maroon lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	hand-crafted weak wobbly can of the cheapest beer	2	EPIC	
6372	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	6	EPIC	
6373	acceptable blinking single swig of vodka	3	good	
6374	teal angry inch	0		
6375	testy toolbox of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	twirling Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	liquefied olive pulsating ph balancer	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 39
6381	magnetized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 14
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	awesome	
6384	spinning blue jigsaw blade	0		
6385	narrow wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	oxidized maroon Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 57
6390	quadruple-liquefied corrupted fuchsia Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 48
6391	polarized blinking Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 29
6392	squat greedy lion tamer's scale-mail underwear	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	tarnished narrow green comb jelly	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 55
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	pulsating inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	squat peanut sauce	0		
6398	spinning glass	0		
6399	moist lime green pulsating Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 24
6400	blinking Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	enhanced vacuum-sealed chilled tear	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 15
6402	modified maroon jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 40
6403	Vulcanized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 30
6404	flattened liquefied violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 30
6405	flattened diffused squat worst candy	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 30
6406	dry vacuum-sealed polymerized narrow fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 14
6407	curative stylish Pocket Square of Loathing of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	squat clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	spoiled special gigantic flavorless gruel	9	crappy	Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 35
6416	fancy snack-sized bland mana curds	2	decent	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 30
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	oxidized frozen skewed moth dust	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 58
6420	oxidized glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 58
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	rotten massive vampire chowder	6	crappy	
6423	fuchsia Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	upside-down Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	upside-down Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	tiny spoiled Dreadsylvanian stew	1	crappy	
6427	artisanal cyan Dreadsylvanian	3	EPIC	
6428	super-galvanized Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 62
6429	activated spinning Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
6430	tumbling nippy hardened dreadful fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	narrow miser's dreadful sweater	0		Meat Drop: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	dog trainer's dreadful glove	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	maroon Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	wobbly spinning Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	wobbly Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	mirror Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	olive mirror Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	Fonzie's strapping Covers-Your-Head of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	upside-down maroon quilted supercool Drapes-You-Regally of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	nippy fortified occult Warms-Your-Tush	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	blue rosy-cheeked forbidden Helps-You-Sleep	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Blind
6444	Jim Carey's extremely unsafe Quiets-Your-Steps of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6445	fortified boxer's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
6446	practically non-alcoholic bad blurry Gets-You-Drunk	1	decent	
6447	Van der Graaf veiny studded Great Wolf's headband	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	blinking flame-wreathed supercool Great Wolf's left paw of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	wool nippy smooth Great Wolf's right paw	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	Great Wolf's rocket launcher of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	sharpshooter's supercharged Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	unsweetened concentrated extra-alkaline blurry Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 63
6454	crafty energetic studded zombie mariachi hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	prompt energetic zombie accordion of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	Van der Graaf zombie mariachi pants of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	cyan flame-retardant greasy HOA regulation book of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
6458	up-at-dawn energetic Fonzie's HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	green nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	bouncing fireproof thinker's Mayor Ghost's toupee of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	up-at-dawn ribald toasty Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	huge spinning Usain Bolt's gravedigger's Van der Graaf Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	aromatic dog trainer's quilted Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	ghostly ruddy experienced Mayor Ghost's sash of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	immense tasty bouncing fuchsia ghost pepper	8	awesome	
6469	blinking gravedigger's savvy Thunkula's drinking cap of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	Sherlock's fortified Drunkula's cape of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	reassuring vibrating personal trainer's Drunkula's silky pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	upside-down vibrating groovy Drunkula's ring of haze of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Drunkula's wineglass of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6475	tolerable bottle of Bloodweiser	3	good	
6476	horrifying medical-grade sinister Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	perfumed asbestos-lined arcane researcher's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	careful resourceful smartaleck's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	ghostly avaricious flame-retardant careful resourceful brainy Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
6480	cyan Temple Grandin's studded Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7, Thorns: 1
6481	narrow upside-down auspicious wholesome Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10
6482	healthy padded Staff of the Roaring Hearth of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
6483	fuchsia Kool-Aid	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6484	tumbling dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	shaking dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	stale half-sized cyan Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	decent	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	squat unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	skewed tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	lime green complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	chilly Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Cold Damage: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	squat blood kiwi	0		
6497	bouncing eau de mort	0		
6498	extra-dry mediocre bloody kiwitini	5	decent	
6499	spinning moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	tumbling lightning-fast hardy thinker's moon-amber necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6502	green Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	greasy Sinatra's hangman's hood of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
6505	hardened Da Vinci's ring finger ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	friendly fortified cool iron helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	Van der Graaf therapeutic cool iron breastplate	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6510	cool iron greaves of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	lime green lightning-fast Jim Carey's ghost shawl	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +40
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	fireproof warm fur	0		Hot Resistance: +3
6514	squat scorching snowstick	0		Hot Damage: +25
6515	coward's eerie fetish	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
6516	watered-down mediocre stinkwater	2	decent	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	low-calorie special flavorless accidental mutton	1	decent	Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 10
6519	jittery wobbly smelly chilly drafty drawers	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	clever Newton's wolfskull mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	wobbly steel-toed guts necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
6522	up-at-dawn educational groping claw	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +5
6523	Rosewater's vengeful spirit	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6524	BOOtonniere of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
6525	pressed anodized jittery ghost thread	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 43
6526	Sherlock's bag of unfinished business of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +25
6527	executive beefcake's transparent pants	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	lard-coated hothammer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6529	artisanal Thriller Ice	4	EPIC	
6530	wobbly greasy grandfather watch	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	gravedigger's beefcake's spyglass	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
6533	huge dangerous vial of hot blood	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
6534	wicked remorseless knife	0		Spell Damage: +5
6535	twirling double-paned intimidating coiffure	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	gravedigger's hardened cod cape	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10
6537	flavorless blood sausage	3	decent	
6538	studded personal trainer's frying brainpan	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +80
6539	ball and chain of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
6540	weightlifter's dry bone	0		Muscle: +15
6541	grievous tailbone shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Thorns: 1
6542	medical-grade tonguebone	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6543	fireproof pogo stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6545	frightening weedy skirt of the sewer of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	lion tamer's brawny pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	pulsating ghostly Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	wobbly stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	irradiated phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 16
6557	diffused phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 25
6558	tarnished Vulcanized frozen yellow pulsating phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 36
6559	liquefied tumbling phial of stench	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 53
6560	triple-polymerized aerosolized pulsating phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 18
6561	skewed adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	boxer's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	diet adequate Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1	good	
6565	flavorless miniature bouncing Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	decent	
6566	bland Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6567	rotten bite-sized enchanted Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1	crappy	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 50
6568	normal narrow Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	4	good	
6569	artisanal distilled Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	5	super EPIC	
6570	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6571	acceptable twirling Dreadsylvanian grimlet	4	good	
6572	artisanal fortified Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	5	super EPIC	
6573	smooth watered-down wobbly Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2	awesome	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	twirling clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	purple ghostly Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	upside-down upside-down jittery dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	fuchsia jittery arcane researcher's hot dog wrapper	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6585	Oprah's debonair deboner of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
6586	adjusted quadruple-altered adjusted chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 33
6587	jar of frostigkraut of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Aura: 1
6588	squat dog trainer's gnawed-up dog bone of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
6589	hardened Grey Guanon	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Damage Aura: 1
6590	Jack Frost's wicked wizardly Engorged Sausages and You	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6591	perfectly mixed upside-down dream of a dog	3	EPIC	
6592	vibrating rock-hard optimal spreadsheet of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	upside-down hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	dried shaking epic cluster	1	decent	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	shaking clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	mirror twirling clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	narrow clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	maroon clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	gray clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	maroon shaking clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	purple clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	mediocre triple-distilled Cold One	10	???	
6616	stale thick spaghetti breakfast	5	???	
6617	teal over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	twirling folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	twirling tumbling folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	blinking folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	twirling folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	upside-down wobbly blurry folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	jittery folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	narrow folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	upside-down folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	cyan folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	ghostly folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	teal jittery folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	gray folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	jittery folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	green folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	fireproof groovy slide rule	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
6649	quadruple-concentrated wobbly Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 53
6650	blinking Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	hand-crafted teal stepmom's booze	4	EPIC	
6653	pulsating gray surgical tape	0		
6654	quilted band T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40
6655	bad watered-down fountain 'soda'	2	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	twirling narrow Temple Grandin's pickelhaube of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	enhanced blinking hair oil	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 69
6659	irradiated blinking squat scrap	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 57
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	scorching curative wicked strapping Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	deathchucks of horror of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
6666	eraser	0		
6667	jittery quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	upside-down Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	modified activated bouncing sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 18
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	purple yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	jittery stinkbomb	0		
6675	chilled superwater	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 55
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	twirling crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	flame-retardant Yearbook Club Camera	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	ghostly machete of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
6680	extra-dry aged Cursed Punch	5	awesome	
6681	acceptable Bowl of Scorpions	4	good	
6682	weak lousy jittery Fog Murderer	2	decent	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	surgical mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	deadly head mirror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	half-size scalpel of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	twirling surgical apron of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	shaking jittery dog trainer's bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	teal mirror McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	yellow McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	blinking shaking McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	yellow bowling ball	0		
6697	bouncing bouncing moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	spinning dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	jittery crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	yellow stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	blurry imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	dog trainer's Sinatra's short-handled mop	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1
6705	jumbo bland jungle floor wax	5	decent	
6706	pulsating smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	irradiated colorful toad	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 12
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	Usain Bolt's pygmy briefs of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	shaking short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	red adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	Newton's smooth sphygmomanometer	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6716	chilled bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 65
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	Oprah's compression stocking of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15
6719	fuchsia wholesome midriff scrubs of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
6720	frozen squat pill cup	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 34
6721	squat clever water bottle of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	nitrogenated double-tarnished pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 24
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	adequate exotic jungle fruit	4	good	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	blinking narrow dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	pulsating UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	bouncing shaking cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	pulsating Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	mirror jagged scrap	0		
6739	colloidal shaking bent scrap	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 26
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	blurry wizardly junk band	0		Mysticality: +25
6743	clever junk trunks	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	banded junk-mail shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100
6745	delicious small junk food	2	awesome	
6746	lousy cyan junk yard	4	decent	
6747	upside-down medical-grade forbidden swordzall	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6748	upside-down arm buzzer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6749	boilgun of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6750	lime green tumbling Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	ghostly packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	bouncing cyan handful of barley	0		
6753	huge cluster of hops	0		
6754	red shaking beer bottle	0		
6755	wobbly beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	artisanal can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	artisanal weak can of Drooling Monk	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	drinkable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	drinkable watered-down mirror bottle of Old Pugilist	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	mediocre bottle of Professor Beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	perfectly mixed bottle of Rapier Witbier	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	smooth practically non-alcoholic bottle of Race Car Red	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	perfectly mixed bottle of Greedy Dog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	artisanal squat bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	wobbly wobbly lime green liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	gray greasy careful tin tam of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	ionized pulsating wobbly tin cup	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	rock-hard tin foil of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	clever Samson's beefy tin drum	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	squat tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	spinning tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	non-corrupted green foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 39
6777	liquefied moist aerosolized seal sweat	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 49
6778	aerosolized boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 54
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	blue shaking ruddy studded sealhide shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15
6781	supercool scabrous seal epaulets of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	lightning-fast stylish seal medal of dire peril	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +40
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	olive flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	mirror red blank diary	0		
6789	blurry ghostly boot knife	0		
6790	huge broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	corrupted huge gray disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 44
6796	improved quantum skewed disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 57
6797	galvanized oxidized disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 36
6798	non-Vulcanized blurry disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 13
6799	Vulcanized disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 69
6800	warmed fuchsia disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 13
6801	cold-filtered dry disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 62
6802	wet huge blue disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 35
6803	alkaline skewed disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 17
6804	boiled pickled disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 68
6805	galvanized blue disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 22
6806	super-Vulcanized mirror jittery disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 52
6807	dog trainer's The Sagittarian's leisure pants of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	twirling accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	MacGyver's beer-battered accordion	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	wobbly cyan stylish baritone accordion	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	knitted mama's squeezebox	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	teal guancertina of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	Lo Pan's accordion file	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	brainy accord ion	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	bone bandoneon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	therapeutic pentatonic accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	jittery family-friendly non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	healthy Accordion of Jordion of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	skewed baleful autocalliope	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	bouncing prompt accordionoid rocca	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	huge hardened pygmy concertinette	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	rosewater-soaked Socratic ghost accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	narrow personal trainer's peace accordion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	curative veiny alarm accordion	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	shaking dog trainer's Van der Graaf ruddy All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	jittery double-paned banded KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +5
6828	artisanal huge jittery discocktail	4	EPIC	
6829	coward's KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Monster Level: -20
6830	twirling maroon Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Item Drop: +5
6831	improved pulsating Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 53
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	magnetized concentrated Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
6834	denatured box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 27
6835	corrupted warmed bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 33
6836	ionized vacuum-sealed PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 51
6837	quadruple-modified Swizzler	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 36
6838	unsweetened adjusted skewed Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 32
6839	altered dry gray jam	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 19
6840	triple-diffused Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 55
6841	activated adjusted squat 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 42
6842	activated jittery vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 65
6843	anodized blinking cyan bone bons	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 35
6844	pressed colloidal olive ironic mint	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 67
6845	bouncing unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	tumbling groovy security flashlight	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6849	concentrated boiled Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 36
6850	blinking zippy dog trainer's dangerous sturdy cane	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	wobbly jittery carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	green rosy-cheeked Bal-musette accordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	occult Cajun accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	avaricious quirky accordion	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	Jack Frost's stiffened Skipper's accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	energetic hale Newton's Pantsgiving of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	normal can of sardines	4	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	tasty high-calorie sugar substitute	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	rotten blinking pat of butter	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	stale snack-sized fancy dinner roll	2	decent	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	decent mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	adequate twirling whole turkey leg	4	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	small yummy blurry deviled egg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	modified cold-filtered gray finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	denatured pulsating dented spoon	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	non-altered narrow love note	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	improved deionized wobbly nail file	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	anodized magnetized candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	tumbling gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	ionized ghostly post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	lime green pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	frightening nasty grievous wizardly bowl of petunias	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	huge foul-smelling friendly sage beefcake's power sock	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	blinking double-paned Temple Grandin's wool sock of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	Jack Frost's wicked moustache sock of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: 75, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	liquefied galvanized denatured spirit gum	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 12
6886	spinning spirit pillow	0		
6887	narrow spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	cyan inspector's banded smartaleck's spirit bell	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	modified jittery spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	extra-dry freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	ionized pulsating blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	liquefied blurry handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	oxidized liquefied ionized squat tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	nitrogenated extra-vacuum-sealed activated Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	skewed Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	spinning Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	pulsating experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	scorching baleful flask flops	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6903	non-galvanized nuts	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	wet warmed bolts	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	decent gingerbread robot	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	diet rotten petit 4.1	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	flavorless mirror nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	plastic GORM-8 of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	shaking pulsating executive plastic warbear	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	plastic Toybot of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	bouncing plastic warbear fortress of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	smelly warbear hoverbelt of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	fuchsia warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	upside-down warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	frozen warmed jittery huge warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	liquefied altered warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	denatured warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	tasty immense warbear feasting bread	9	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	stale diet narrow warbear warrior bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	bland warbear thermoregulator bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	lousy warbear feasting mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	perfectly mixed weak warbear bearserker mead	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	high-proof lousy warbear blizzard mead	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	fortified extremely unsafe razor-sharp warbear plain fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	Jack Frost's warbear feathered fedora	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	careful steel-toed warbear fedora of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	blue executive hardy boxer's warbear plain helm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	curative warbear spiked helm	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	frightening resourceful warbear electro-spiked helm of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	blurry double-paned sharpshooter's fortified warbear plain ushanka	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	narrow smelly warbear lined ushanka	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	foul-smelling shellacked warbear heated ushanka of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	upside-down smelly crafty Newton's warbear party pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	shaking warbear ceremonial party pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	olive flame-retardant ribald mansplainer's warbear high festival pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	mansplainer's rosy-cheeked beefy warbear battle greaves	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	spinning thinker's warbear officer greaves	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	Sherlock's smartaleck's slick warbear bearserker greaves	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	teal Jack Frost's nippy wholesome warbear johns	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	curative warbear fleece-lined johns	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	toasty sage warbear johns of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	gravedigger's friendly warbear goggles of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	blurry double-paned warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	gravedigger's medical-grade Da Vinci's warbear polarized goggles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	wobbly auspicious censurious banded warbear laser bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	purple warbear plasma bowtie of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	fuchsia lard-coated energetic hardened warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	beefy warbear warscarf of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	rosewater-soaked warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	lion tamer's sharpshooter's warbear warscarf of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	ghostly warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	warbear foil hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	rosewater-soaked dance instructor's warbear oil pan	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	blurry zippy warbear exhaust manifold	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	lime green blinking warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	olive warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	twirling experienced die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	sage die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	lime green Tesla die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	greedy die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	Temple Grandin's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	Fonzie's die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	Annie Oakley's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	skewed die-cast factory worker elf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	clever die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	auspicious die-cast middle-management elf	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	narrow die-cast pencil-pusher elf of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	arcane researcher's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	razor-sharp die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	skewed auspicious die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	bouncing hale brainy die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	wholesome die-cast turtle mech	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	bouncing stylish die-cast Swiss hen	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	frosty die-cast killing bird	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	Van der Graaf die-cast ring	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	lightning-fast die-cast goose a-laying	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	scandalous die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	die-cast blade a-spinning of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	gray die-cast arc-welding Elfborg of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	energetic die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	pulsating crafty die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of horror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	upside-down healthy die-cast Father Crimborg of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	skewed miser's die-cast Don Crimbo of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	greasy curative die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	stanky Van der Graaf die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	yellow shaking The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	nitrogenated Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	altered handful of Smithereens	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	adequate Every Day is Like This Sundae	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	fancy decent Miserable Pie	4	good	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	stale huge This Charming Flan	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	hand-crafted weak Irish Coffee, English Heart	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	smooth Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	watered-down smooth Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	gray Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	skewed blurry Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	pulsating aromatic Newton's sage Work is a Four Letter Sword of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	double-paned gravedigger's Fonzie's Newton's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	stanky padded razor-sharp Sheila Take a Crossbow of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	spinning Sherlock's knitted Jim Carey's beefy A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	Temple Grandin's wholesome Socratic wizardly Half a Purse	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	scandalous grievous Hairpiece On Fire of courage of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	blurry gravedigger's hardy padded Vicar's Tutu of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	ribald hardened Hand in Glove of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	supercharged veiny Meat Tenderizer is Murder of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	horrifying energetic weightlifter's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	green shaking auspicious beefcake's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	careful grievous Saucepanic of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	lightning-fast Jim Carey's Frankly Mr. Shank of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	wobbly twirling flame-wreathed dance instructor's Samson's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	bouncing Lo Pan's third-hand lantern	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
7031	skewed loose purse strings	0		
7032	delicious pickled egg	3	awesome	
7033	mirror lime green spinning cup of lukewarm tea	1	EPIC	
7034	lime green warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	jittery warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	shaking warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	wobbly blue blurry warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	concentrated ionized warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	mirror warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	blue warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	energized squat glass slipper	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	boiled antimatter wad	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	quadruple-polarized pressed dry blurry purple warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	altered warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	triple-colloidal frozen galvanized warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	huge upside-down broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	flavorless diet fancy green blinking warbear gyro	1	decent	Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	energized recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	blurry warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	flavorless breakfast mess	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	half-sized flavorless breakfast miracle	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	flattened diffused fuchsia Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	mirror warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	spinning praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	twirling hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	modified purple grim fairy tale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	galvanized pressed non-activated skewed single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	cold-filtered single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 45
7069	twirling Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	blurry packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	yummy snow berries	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	small flavorless huge ice harvest	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	altered frost flower	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	quantum double-deionized tumbling snow cleats	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	tarnished improved non-liquefied liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	delicious snow crab	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	artisanal Ice Island Long Tea	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	skewed unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	shaking snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	gray Sherlock's snow mobile	0		Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	skewed toasty ice bucket	0		Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	up-at-dawn snow shovel of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	narrow Temple Grandin's sage bod-ice of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	hardened stiffened snow belt of Calamity Jane of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 4, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	aromatic wool beefcake's strapping ice nine	0		Muscle: 30, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	watered-down delicious En Una Fila Tequila	2	awesome	
7091	jittery Skully's hot chocolate	1	EPIC	
7092	olive double-paned Socratic warbear dress helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	careful warbear dress bracers of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	skewed mirror vibrating Newton's warbear dress greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	hardened sweatband of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	yellow friendly supercharged gym shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	blinking sizzling ankleweights of terror	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	twirling double-paned electrified smartaleck's beefcake's sweat socks	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	blurry pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	upside-down Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	twisted bouncing Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	squat pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	moist upside-down powder	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	sharpshooter's licorice whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	bad snakebite	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	gray wobbly wicked candy stick	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	decent miniature pecan	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	small adequate twirling pecan pie	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	stale candy mountain oyster	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	special watered-down perfectly mixed chocotini	2	EPIC	Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	knitted curative chocolate rabbit's foot of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	tiny decent cyan candy carrot	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	decent candy carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	pulsating wool carrot-on-a-stick of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	smelly veiny weasel stomping pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	flavorless low-calorie mulberry	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	tolerable mulled berry wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	blinking lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	ghostly Van der Graaf lemon party hat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	huge therapeutic lemon shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	strapping lemon drop trousers	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	aerosolized energized pulsating lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	maroon horrifying smooth gummi sword	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	polarized energized teal small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	skewed personal trainer's chocolate cow bone	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	activated gummi fang	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	moldy leftover canap&eacute;s	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	mediocre magnum of champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	reassuring nippy cow creamer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	corrupted vacuum-sealed blurry mirror Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	asbestos-lined wolf whistle of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	decent witch's bread	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	corrupted fuchsia witch's brew	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	cyan bouncing Oprah's dangerous dance instructor's witch's bra	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	perfectly mixed extra-dry green mid-level medieval mead	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	nitrogenated galvanized huge R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	polarized hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	corrupted hare brush	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	scorching hare pin of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	shaking odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	stale cinnamon cannoli	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	hand-crafted weak expensive champagne	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	polarized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	red oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	gray filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	olive parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	red glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	narrow zippy shellacked dance instructor's fire hose	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	half-sized flavorless fireman's lunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	inspector's Jim Carey's dangerous plain paper hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	tiny flavorless ice cream sandwich	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	huge energetic Da Vinci's &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	normal snack-sized plumber's lunch	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	chaotic slick cool skull gearshift knob	0		Moxie: 15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	small spoiled nachos of the night	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	tumbling perfumed scorching educational Sketcherz&trade;	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	moldy jumbo can of Adultwitch&trade;	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	non-energized corrupted irradiated squat smudge stick	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	super-ionized boiled mirror twirling wall	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	irresponsibly strong mediocre tankard of ale	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	extra-diffused dry magnetized scroll case	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	vacuum-sealed jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	squat juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	blinking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	spoiled humble pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	spinning small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	fuchsia shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	electrified crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 32
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	wobbly The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	blinking purple The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	blurry The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	blinking The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	blurry Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	blue twirling Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	acceptable weak unnamed cocktail	2	good	
7188	tumbling handful of tips	0		
7189	ghostly lightning-fast unrequired jacket	0		Initiative: +40
7190	jittery ruddy tommy gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	narrow drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	pulsating tumbling throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	spinning extremely unsafe razor-sharp breadchucks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7198	Sherlock's silk skirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	huge blowdart	0		
7200	mirror Buddy Bjorn of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	upside-down Jeselnik's cool The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25
7202	flavorless snack-sized sweet roll Alabama	2	decent	
7203	blue Saturday Night Special of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7204	tumbling lynyrd snare	0		
7205	bouncing dance instructor's fleetwood chain	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7206	artisanal special Green Manalishi	3	EPIC	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 50
7207	red auspicious blade	0		Item Drop: +10
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	aerosolized activated upside-down eagle feather	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 19
7211	non-enhanced ionized one pill	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 29
7212	red skewed Jefferson wings of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7213	ghostly fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	upside-down ghostly cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	small special normal teal fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2	good	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 25
7216	skewed jittery lynyrd skin	0		
7217	prompt lynyrdskin cap	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	lynyrdskin tunic	0		Item Drop: +5
7219	tumbling lynyrdskin breeches of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	red ghostly cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	hand-crafted mirror Flamin' Whatshisname	3	EPIC	
7223	anodized anodized lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 24
7224	blurry skewed inspector's clever Kashmir sweater	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +15
7225	bland miniature green custard pie	2	decent	
7226	lime green tea for one	1	EPIC	
7227	hand-crafted bottle of Evermore	3	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	high-proof artisanal squat wine	9	EPIC	
7230	practically non-alcoholic bad rum	1	decent	
7231	mediocre fuchsia Murderer's Punch	3	decent	
7232	delicious bite-sized velvet cake	1	awesome	
7233	double-alkaline letter	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 51
7234	savvy book of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
7235	mansplainer's energetic masque	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
7236	medical-grade red-hot poker	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7237	hardened Red X Shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3
7238	dangerous badge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
7239	Usain Bolt's sinister shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
7240	greedy asbestos-lined coat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
7241	narrow toasty banded shoe	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
7242	skewed purple button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	moist tarnished blood cells	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 52
7245	diffused irradiated wobbly eye	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 32
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	rosy-cheeked slick Red Fox glove	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	non-aerosolized flattened foxglove	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 54
7249	ghostly Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	toasty crafty padded dance instructor's Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	watered-down lousy spinning mini-martini	2	decent	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	denatured pulsating molotov soda	1	crappy	
7258	chilled aerosolized pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 59
7259	maroon crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	gravedigger's razor-sharp Sneaky Pete's basket of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
7262	upside-down &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	upside-down photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	wobbly photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	red mirror disposable instant camera	0		
7267	purple rosy-cheeked studded wicked supercool Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	narrow &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	skewed Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	red medical-grade plastic Professor What	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7273	stylish plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Moxie: +25
7274	aromatic plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Stench Resistance: +1
7275	careful plastic Gary Claybender	0		Monster Level: -10
7276	greasy plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7277	energized diffused mirror robot grease	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 37
7278	twirling returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	polarized red wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 55
7280	dry improved activated wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 66
7281	galvanized triple-magnetized oxidized gray wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 37
7282	ionized bouncing wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 43
7283	electrified irradiated wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 69
7284	upside-down twirling Annie Oakley's crying statue earrings of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	green aromatic plastic Duskwalker necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	wobbly frosty plastic replica blaster pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	Jack Frost's Sinatra's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	reassuring rosy-cheeked Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	arcane researcher's Newton's Rosewater's amok putter	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7290	normal amok pudding	3	good	
7291	yellow deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	purple mirror putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	pressed mirror can of V-11	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	smelly beefcake's elevennis shoes	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	miser's smartaleck's elevenderizing hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	foul-smelling Professor What T-Shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	twirling Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	skewed Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	yellow Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	mirror fuchsia Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	extra-aerosolized eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 57
7309	cold-filtered shaking wobbly rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 44
7310	ionized aerosolized gray bronzer	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 69
7311	friendly Herculean elegant nightstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +3
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	twirling box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	mirror poppet	0		
7315	narrow pulsating rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	greasy crafty hardy ghost of a necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7319	blurry savvy Elizabeth's Dollie of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50
7320	dry Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 16
7321	lime green Stephen's lab coat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +5
7322	alkaline non-colloidal Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 58
7323	groovy Jacob's rung of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100
7324	boiled battery	1		
7325	tolerable watered-down bouncing blurry snakebite	2	good	
7326	Da Vinci's rubber ribcage of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Booze Drop: +100
7327	pickled synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 5
7328	quadruple-concentrated blurry skewed twirling funny bone	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 20
7329	yellow grievous half-melted spoon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7330	distilled yellow the funk	1		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 15
7331	toothsome blinking gunky chicken	4	awesome	
7332	bouncing doll head of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7333	narrow droopy doll eye	0		
7334	upside-down lime green voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	shaking inspector's savvy paddle-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15
7336	deionized electrified blurry sound effects record	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 56
7337	jittery alphabet block	0		
7338	irradiated narrow wobbly dancer	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 20
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	occult moose antlers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	unsweetened blue tumbling moose thought	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 22
7342	rotten snack-sized squat moose chocolate	2	crappy	
7343	spirit-forward enchanted drinkable painting of a glass of wine	5	good	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 40
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	fuchsia ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	purple manspreader's veiny ghost toga	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +10
7348	huge moldy squat sheet cake	7	crappy	
7349	squat ghost key	0		
7350	mirror picture of you	0		
7351	Usain Bolt's sage Staff of the Electric Range of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +80
7352	half-sized stale bouncing deluxe layer cake	2	decent	
7353	wobbly green chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	mediocre red-hot boilermaker	4	decent	
7355	Jeselnik's coal shovel	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	double-flattened non-moist anodized hot coal	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
7357	colloidal coal dust	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 41
7358	zippy wool Bram's choker of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	sizzling plaid pocket square	0		Hot Damage: +10
7362	olive spinning skewed stylish plaid skirt of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	irradiated galvanized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 54
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	electrified teal tumbling fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 37
7366	lousy enchanted bottle of laundry sherry	3	decent	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 35
7367	energized jittery industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 16, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	spoiled extra-flat panini	4	crappy	
7369	modified concentrated fuchsia mangled finger	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 34
7370	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Psychotic Train wine	1	decent	
7371	narrow crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	spoiled special pie man was not meant to eat	3	crappy	Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 25
7373	Temple Grandin's sommelier's towel	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7374	tarnished tastevin of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7375	normal actual tapas	3	good	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	mirror Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's ghast iron cleaver	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7
7378	Temple Grandin's ghast iron Garibaldi of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	skewed rosewater-soaked scorching ghast iron heater shield	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
7380	up-at-dawn gravedigger's ghast iron codpiece	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	jittery healthy Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	pickled narrow Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	double-chilled Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	quadruple-quantum altered Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	vacuum-sealed ionized red spinning Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	energized galvanized dry mirror Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	unsweetened Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	modified quantum twirling squat Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	irradiated narrow Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	non-pressed Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	diffused magnetized Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	Vulcanized nitrogenated narrow mirror Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	activated aerosolized twirling shaking Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	improved warmed Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	irradiated energized Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	colloidal pressed Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	adjusted Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	unsweetened Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	pickled wet pulsating Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	pickled teal Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	extra-enhanced teal shaking Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	ionized Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	ghostly spinning Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	shaking Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	blinking Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	skewed Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	ghostly Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	maroon Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	skewed ghostly Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	ghostly pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	yellow Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	wobbly salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	tarnished extra-colloidal bouncing teal sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	jittery Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	anodized polarized improved Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	modified Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	altered flattened pulsating Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	super-boiled blurry olive Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	non-galvanized extra-wet Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	quadruple-quantum Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	triple-electrified irradiated bouncing Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	decent narrow shaking Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	low-calorie normal Brain Food Pastaco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	decent mirror Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	moldy super-sized gray Medical Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	normal small Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	fancy adequate Ludovico Pastaco	3	good	Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	drinkable triple-distilled overpowering mushroom wine	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	artisanal complex mushroom wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	weak perfectly mixed smooth mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	fancy practically non-alcoholic lousy blood-red mushroom wine	1	decent	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	watered-down drinkable buzzing mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	delicious practically non-alcoholic swirling mushroom wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	normal wobbly Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	normal Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	pulsating Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	lousy practically non-alcoholic narrow regular-size brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	strong smooth purple super-size brogurt	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	special artisanal high-proof broberry brogurt	8	EPIC	Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	acceptable irresponsibly strong fuchsia brocolate brogurt	7	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	mediocre blue French bronilla brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	pulsating jittery Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	bouncing industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	strapping Brogre brorts	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	Brogre brolo shirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	Jeselnik's Brogre bucket hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	huge Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	Fonzie's 8-billed baseball cap of dire peril of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	wobbly huge zippy rosewater-soaked smelly extremely wet T-shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	gray nasty shrimp fork of the glutton of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	super-irradiated dry tumbling BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	double-moist deionized go-go potion	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	altered irradiated gray shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	deionized Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	careful string of moist beads	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	liquefied enhanced Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	liquefied upside-down bouncing sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	triple-pressed quantum sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	tolerable watered-down bouncing Rompedores de Fantasmas	2	good	
7483	perfectly mixed La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	EPIC	
7484	high-proof bad Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	9	decent	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	twirling castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	fuchsia triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	mediocre bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	decent	
7492	blinking blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	shaking wine bomb	0		
7495	gray jittery recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	quantum Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
7500	bouncing purple map	0		
7501		0		
7502	diffused galvanized upside-down Texas tea	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 54
7503	blinking Samson's dark hamethyst ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
7504	blinking horrifying dark baconstone ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7505	yellow inspector's dark porquoise ring	0		Item Drop: +15
7506	Jeselnik's careful book	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25
7507	spinning cloak of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7508	blurry label	0		
7509	delicious Mornington crescent roll	4	awesome	
7510	tarnished eye shadow	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 27
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	dry poppy	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 24
7513	fuchsia opium grenade	0		
7514	up-at-dawn forbidden duonoculars	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	cyan witch's spare house key	0		
7517	up-at-dawn sharpshooter's spider leg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	lousy glass of bourbon	4	decent	
7520	squat burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	decent bite-sized government cheese	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	chaotic pair of government shades	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	blinking space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	pickled wobbly government	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	quantum tarnished teal alien drugs	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	bouncing weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	upside-down alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	huge government-issued night-vision goggles of the empath of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	bite-sized spoiled special loaf of alien bread	1	crappy	Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	decent small spinning grilled cheese sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	modified alien protein powder	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	bad rocket fuel	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	twirling alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	weak perfectly mixed stealth bomber	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	blinking twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	jittery ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	skewed avaricious space beast fur hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	pulsating horrifying space beast fur pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	medical-grade space beast fur whip	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	wobbly skewed space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	smelly space heater of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	smooth purple space port	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	hardy wholesome space needle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	nitrogenated nitrogenated squat buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	non-unsweetened pickled green narrow huge ash soda	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	liquefied activated lime green liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	pressed liquefied dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	flattened wet bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	upside-down shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	pressed cold-filtered mirror bouncing tumbling bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	lime green page	0		
7556	blurry elephant gift	0		
7557	nitrogenated tumbling blood cells	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 39
7558	acceptable practically non-alcoholic wine	1	good	
7559	vacuum-sealed pressed gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 52
7560	pulsating turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	irradiated wet giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 19
7562	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed nitrogenated blurry musk turtle	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 12
7563	double-pressed programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 54
7564	non-corrupted moist shaking mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 22
7565	toothsome ham steak	3	awesome	
7566	mirror flame-retardant time-twitching toolbelt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	double-paned experienced Time Lord Badge of Honor of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
7569	thinker's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100
7570	colloidal polarized bouncing olive Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 50
7571	lightning-fast family-friendly silent pea shooter	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
7572	normal D roll	3	good	
7573	friendly quilted kiwi beak	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +3
7574	delicious practically non-alcoholic New Zealand iced tea	1	awesome	
7575	family-friendly beefy droll monocle	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7576	warmed pickled extra-wet future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 50
7577	improved vacuum-sealed future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 33
7578	chilled enhanced upside-down future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 35
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	twisted purple huge liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	tiny spoiled rack of dinosaur ribs	1	crappy	
7583	artisanal watered-down scotch on the rocks	2	super ultra EPIC	
7584	twirling Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's yabba dabba doo rag	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	experienced wooly loincloth of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	lousy distilled glass of &quot;milk&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	bad cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	practically non-alcoholic bad thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	aged skewed Lucky Lindy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	practically non-alcoholic bad Bee's Knees	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	watered-down drinkable Sockdollager	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	bad Ish Kabibble	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	special tolerable shaking Hot Socks	3	good	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	aged tumbling Phonus Balonus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	hand-crafted green Flivver	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Sloppy Jalopy	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	altered flame	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 16
7601	pickled warmed extra-altered temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 13
7602	quantum colloidal ghostly Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 32
7603	quantum twirling squat neckbeard	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 18
7604	anodized alkaline twirling artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 43
7605	non-vacuum-sealed boiled yellow punk patch	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 65
7606	non-concentrated tarnished steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 53
7607	wet vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 24
7608	super-ionized ionized turtle mud	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 63
7609	quadruple-vacuum-sealed mirror green Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 59
7610	triple-Vulcanized extra-diffused tumbling Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 54
7611	pressed huge Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 25
7612	dry shaking tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 56
7613	polymerized aerosolized bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 48
7614	quantum tarnished voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 57
7615	magnetized blinking pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 36
7616	vacuum-sealed jittery pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 35
7617	frozen short deposition	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 34
7618	pickled boiled blurry skewed tumbling straw pole	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 66
7619	alkaline dry super-ionized copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
7620	denatured lime green ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 47
7621	enhanced huge ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 35
7622	galvanized unsweetened spinning button rouge	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 28
7623	anodized Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 42
7624	energized lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 61
7625	modified adjusted jittery flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 58
7626	denatured triple-enhanced concentrated upside-down oyster badge	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 66
7627	tarnished double-oxidized bouncing plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 61
7628	polymerized Vulcanized dancing fan	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 57
7629	vacuum-sealed dry page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 68
7630	ionized improved shaking magic powder	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 59
7631	oxidized super-wet jittery friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 58
7632	aerosolized government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
7633	energized improved alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 24
7634	liquefied altered teal irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 63
7635	cold-filtered wobbly cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 59
7636	friendly shellacked shell of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	gravedigger's pillow shell	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	blurry smooth whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	gray blurry reassuring oil shell	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	gravedigger's flame-wreathed beefy turtle shell	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	spinning teal ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	squat lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	diffused altered upside-down gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 57
7650	flattened catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 18
7651	blurry freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	huge fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	squat fishbone corset	0		
7655	squat fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	tumbling fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	chaotic neoprene skullcap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	ionized deionized wobbly goblin water	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 29
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	snack-sized rotten blinking Sogg-Os	2	crappy	
7663	maroon flame-wreathed Tesla wholesome Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7664	enhanced oxidized boiled Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 18
7665	energized vacuum-sealed liquid ice	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 67
7666	drinkable Wet Russian	3	good	
7667	spoiled filet of The Fish	4	crappy	
7668	bouncing Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	reassuring knitted Samson's thunder down underwear	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	wool wholesome stylish famous raincoat	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	stanky sinister lightning rod of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
7673	artisanal legitimate business on the beach	3	EPIC	
7674	red grievous hep waders	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	stale shaking jive turkey leg	3	decent	
7676	squat greedy birdbone corset	0		Meat Drop: +20
7677	dry upside-down candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 16
7678	pulsating studded 4-dimensional fez	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	fuchsia super-absorbent tarp of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
7681	watered-down perfectly mixed unquiet spirits	2	EPIC	
7682	teal bouncing wholesome banjo kazoo mount	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7683	electrified grass	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 36
7684	foul-smelling Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Stench Damage: +10
7685	educational Time Bandit Time Towel of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15
7686	rosewater-soaked sage Caveman Dan's favorite rock of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7687	modified irradiated lime green jittery dog ointment	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 48
7688	bouncing MacGyver's gumshoes of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
7689	mirror nippy sage flapper floppers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
7690	jittery rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe sneakeasies	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7691	perfumed veiny plastic nunchaku	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	smartaleck's hand whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	bouncing teal chilly Jim Carey's steel-toed glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	friendly quilted brawny cap gun	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	maroon coward's wizardly cassette player	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	blinking rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	tumbling &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	non-cold-filtered altered confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	improved confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	corrupted squat tumbling confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	pulsating spinning LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	lime green LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	deionized tarnished modified olive shaking rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	yellow sharpshooter's extremely unsafe rubber cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	blinking huge Temple Grandin's steel-toed forbidden razor-sharp Thor's Pliers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	irradiated modified candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 69
7711	lard-coated beefcake's water wings for babies	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	enchanted decent huge Strix stix	3	good	Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 15
7714	teal veiny padded vampire pellet of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7715	acceptable non-aged vinegar	4	good	
7716	rosewater-soaked unsanitized scalpel	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7717	ghostly strapping gladiator tunica	0		Muscle: +5
7718	shaking wicked Roman sadnals	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
7719	energetic madius	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7720	careful radiator heater shield	0		Monster Level: -10
7721	activated twirling salt wages	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 68
7722	ghostly nippy centurion helmet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	healthy pteruges	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	tarnished Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 47
7726	galvanized galvanized maroon spinning bouncing Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 62
7727	electrified double-cold-filtered polarized spinning Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 26
7728	ionized yellow Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 34
7729	jittery twirling Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	mirror squat Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	purple Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	huge teal Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	huge Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	teal Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	squat Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	skewed Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	lime green Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	wobbly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	mirror narrow Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	ghostly Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	squat Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	teal Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	wobbly chaotic Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	spinning wobbly chaotic vibrating Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	sizzling thinker's Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	decent half-sized Xiblaxian ultraburrito	2	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	watered-down special aged twirling Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2	awesome	Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	modified They liver	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	delicious They liver popsicle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	mirror holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	green holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	yellow holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	distilled narrow ghostly residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	cool Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Moxie: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	lard-coated cool defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	purple Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	narrow censurious dance instructor's Personal Ventilation Unit of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	quadruple-liquefied triple-magnetized the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	enchanted flavorless blurry &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	decent	Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	twisted wobbly transdermal smoke patch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	tumbling specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	prompt ruddy pair of plants of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	huge sharpshooter's savvy Sasq&trade; watch of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	avaricious miser's smoker's cloak of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	huge Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked smooth camouflage T-shirt of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	triple-deionized wet experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	supercharged heavy-duty clipboard of temperance of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	green flame-retardant energetic brawny battery-powered drill of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	bland limp broccoli	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	yellow hat of dire peril of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	deionized triple-flattened narrow monkey barf	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	alkaline magnetized candy	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	teal asbestos-lined vibrating jangly bracelet of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	horrifying cuddly teddy bear	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	huge jittery shaking ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	twirling first-aid pouch of the wise owl of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	triple-oxidized dry airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	gray SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	bouncing Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	spoiled twirling initiative shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	spoiled bite-sized warm war shawarma	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	adequate gray karma shawarma	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	bad special Jungle Juice	4	decent	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	artisanal Amnesiac Ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	perfectly mixed Highest Bitter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	chaotic hale mercenary pistol	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	energetic groovy mercenary rifle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	red Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	jittery Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	skewed unused soap	0		
7809	squat impure gasoline	0		
7810	squat yellow upside-down Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	upside-down tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	rotten huge seared dino steak	3	crappy	
7814	artisanal spinning bottle of drinkin' gas	3	EPIC	
7815	red handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gray gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	blurry 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	blue corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	cyan sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	auspicious iShield of the brazier of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100
7825	supercharged earbuds of vim and vigor of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7826	iFlail of courage of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100
7827	miniature moldy blurry unidentifiable dried fruit	2	crappy	
7828	smooth flat cider	3	awesome	
7829	lime green Van der Graaf rock-hard trench lighter of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	Vulcanized super-energized anodized experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	narrow encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	gray GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	fuchsia Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	non-diffused shaking perl necklace	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	dry polymerized denatured Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	modified aerosolized ruby on canes	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	rotten petit fortran	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	rotten java cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	miniature decent cookie cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	purple plastic exo-suited miner of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	coward's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	pulsating plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	wobbly healthy plastic Crimbot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	Da Vinci's plastic Crimbomega	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	liquefied concentrated pulsating flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	hardy radiation-resistant helmet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	arcane researcher's servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	ghostly rosewater-soaked arcane researcher's high-energy mining laser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	bouncing blinking peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	wobbly Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	cyan Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	blue twirling Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	blurry Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	pulsating purple Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	skewed Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	spinning Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	teal narrow Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	huge Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	blinking Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	green squat Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	olive Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	blinking recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	upside-down recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	red recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	mirror crafty hardened extremely unsafe Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	denatured mirror Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 61
7915	chilled quadruple-ionized Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 49
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	deionized polarized corrupted BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 33
7918	triple-flattened chilled tumbling yellow Moonds	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 37
7919	energized galvanized fuchsia bouncing shaking Big Punk	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 42
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	blurry turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	weak artisanal huge upside-down Friendly Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	artisanal blurry ghostly yellow Agitated Turkey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	bad bouncing Ambitious Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	moldy neutron lollipop	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	fortified acceptable shaking teal gamma nog	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	vaporized bouncing single atom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	blurry Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	ghostly sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	savvy brainy outlaw bandana of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100
7947	acceptable jittery wobbly whiskey in a broken glass	3	good	
7948	drinkable shot of mescal	3	good	
7949	weak lousy shaking glass of herbal tequila	2	decent	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	skewed frosty deadly plaid cowboy hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	mirror chilly lion tamer's brawny rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	blinking letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	grievous arcane researcher's Staff of Ed of courage of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
7962	squat skewed Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	lime green greedy Staff of Fats	0		Meat Drop: +20
7965	jittery Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	blinking Ka coin	0		
7967	Samson's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
7968	mirror topiary nugglet	0		
7969	skewed beehive	0		
7970	gray boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	dried blinking tumbling mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	altered mummified loaf of bread	1	crappy	
7974	modified mummified beef haunch	1	decent	Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 15
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	narrow silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	tumbling talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	Fonzie's strapping Sister Accessory	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only
7984	activated polarized quantum purple Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 62
7985	twirling family-friendly Jack Frost's parachute	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	blue foul-smelling pad of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	fuchsia horrifying peeler of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	sinister pettipants of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	blinking blurry reassuring arcane researcher's panama hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	narrow knitted Sinatra's pulsera	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	lion tamer's boxer's police baton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	manspreader's Lo Pan's Van der Graaf wicked boxer's plus-fours of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	wool occult porkpie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	lightning-fast stanky pepper mill	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	maroon veiny banded pelerine	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	chilly Oprah's phantom mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	altered polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	dried powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	cold-filtered jittery choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	triple-electrified smart watch	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	frozen blurry lime green augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	upside-down scorching toy Crimbot mega face	0		Hot Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	thinker's toy Crimbot power glove	0		Mysticality: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	twirling nippy toy Crimbot super fist	0		Cold Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	narrow steel-toed toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	magnetized blinking Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	spinning toasty Crimbomega drive chain of doom of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	bouncing Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	vacuum-sealed spinning fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	diffused aerosolized flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	modified flattened and rain stick	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 42
8019	huge Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	diet bland blurry Choco-Mint patty	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	acceptable hot mint schnocolate	3	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	twisted green huge bouncing homeopathic mint tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	narrow muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	shaking foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	blurry ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	lime green antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	squat Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	wobbly stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	huge ghostly alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	wobbly aromatic tope&eacute; of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	up-at-dawn miser's topiary tights	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
8036	crafty topiary necktie	0		Maximum MP: +10
8037	delicious tiny bowl of topioca	1	awesome	
8038	wobbly topiary skunk	0		
8039	bouncing topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	maroon crumbling skull	0		
8042	yellow rock	0		
8043	shaking olive cool pot	0		Moxie: +5
8044	twirling savvy spelunking fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8045	tumbling experienced sturdy machete	0		Experience: +2
8046	pulsating sizzling shotgun	0		Hot Damage: +10
8047	hale boomerang	0		Maximum HP: +20
8049	mining helmet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
8050	jittery double-paned X-ray goggles	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Luck: +5
8051	cape of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8052	tumbling jetpack of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	ghostly spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8056	skewed torch	0		
8057	narrow blue curative strapping [spelunking test kit]	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8058	hardened plasma rifle	0		Damage Reduction: 3
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	quilted The Joke Book of the Dead of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	jittery upside-down monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	fuchsia banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	powdered tumbling squat	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	squat nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	jittery Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	Jack Frost's ruddy grievous Spelunker's fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	pulsating miser's censurious resourceful Spelunker's whip	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	rock-hard boxer's Spelunker's khakis of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	tumbling LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	spinning squat jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	cyan resourceful beefy wicker kickers	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	blurry Jack Frost's Samson's wicker slicker	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	ribald wicker knickers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	scorching resourceful wicker ticker	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	inspector's therapeutic wicker sticker	0		Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	Annie Oakley's shellacked wicker clicker	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	twisted wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	frightening stiffened belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	Sherlock's savvy badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	baleful bowl of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	mirror mansplainer's brooch of incineration	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	breeches of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	perfumed dance instructor's backpack	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	diluted blinking bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	Sherlock's boxer's anvil	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	auspicious vibrating akubra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	lime green greasy fortified apron	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	purple family-friendly electrified ascot	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	steel-toed attache case of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Booze Drop: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	rosy-cheeked sinister accordion	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	boiled blinking aerosolized	1		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	supercharged wig of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	greasy Herculean winch crank	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	tumbling lard-coated stanky widget	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	Samson's whisk of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	lightning-fast Van der Graaf walker	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	upside-down studded beefy waders	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	pickled flakes	1		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	tumbling curative sinister gaiters	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	executive flame-retardant garland	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	cyan dance instructor's smartaleck's gunnysack	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	scandalous careful garibaldi	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	inspector's personal trainer's girdle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	resourceful occult gloves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	mixed red blurry smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	pulsating wicked dance instructor's fiberglass fetish	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	Herculean brainy fiberglass foil	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	inspector's fiberglass fannypack of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	hardy veiny fiberglass frock	0		Maximum HP: 60, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	shaking coward's strapping fiberglass fingerguard	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	narrow inspector's flame-wreathed fiberglass fedora	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	twisted fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	rubber spatula of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
8139	nasty spoon	0		Stench Damage: +5
8140	blurry medical-grade crystalline reamer	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8141	baleful macroplane grater	0		Spell Damage: +25
8142	stylish bastard baster	0		Moxie: +25
8143	wobbly auspicious obsidian nutcracker	0		Item Drop: +10
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	wobbly vibrating Newton's glass eye	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
8146	modified wet invisible potion	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 56
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	shellacked extremely unsafe smartaleck's ninjammies	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	ionized denatured Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 43
8150	deionized ionized purple sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 18
8151	non-dry upside-down Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 56
8152	boiled denatured polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 60
8153	altered candy dish	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 61
8154	irradiated deionized Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 43
8155	alkaline talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 32
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	ghostly Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	squat red bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	bouncing half of a tooth	0		
8160	frozen oxidized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 20
8161	moist pressed double-colloidal really thick spine	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 60
8162	deadly skullcap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	boxer's stylish three-legged pants	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	curative slick remaindered axe	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	rosy-cheeked groovy cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	miniature special moldy baguette	2	crappy	Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 10
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	enhanced wobbly shaking huge ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 66
8170	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized colloidal ghostly mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 69
8171	smooth unflavored wine cooler	3	awesome	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	crappy	
8173	resourceful sewer snake	0		Maximum MP: +50
8174	rotten pigeon egg	3	crappy	
8175	upside-down avaricious reassuring jaunty feather	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
8176	acceptable premium malt liquor	3	good	
8177	spinning yellow chilly hardened brown paper pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5
8178	aromatic rock-hard brown paper bag mask	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1
8179	ring of telling skeletons what to do of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	fuchsia crafty breadwand	0		Maximum MP: +10
8181	loafers of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8182	skewed maroon Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	executive bread basket	0		Meat Drop: +40
8184	shaking Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	MacGyver's savvy The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	lousy fortified narrow Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5	decent	
8189	practically non-alcoholic bad Radberry Rip wine cooler	1	decent	
8190	acceptable Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	good	
8191	mediocre Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	decent	
8192	acceptable Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	good	
8193	moldy plain bagel	3	crappy	
8194	spoiled massive glob of cream cheese	8	crappy	
8195	fancy flavorless loaf of soda bread	3	decent	Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 10
8196	tiny stale acceptable bagel	1	decent	
8197	bite-sized decent standard-issue cupcake	1	good	
8198	flavorless ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	decent	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	enchanted bland popular tart	4	decent	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 25
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	aerosolized Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 45
8203	pulsating airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	bouncing one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	yellow FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	razor-sharp stylish expensive camera	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	warmed How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	bouncing filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	smelly Jim Carey's rigging rope	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	boiled squat nasty snuff	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	gray double-paned sewage-clogged pistol of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	chilled irradiated beard incense	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	smartaleck's perfume-soaked bandana of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	big special tasty toxo	5	awesome	Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	artisanal Lemonade-235	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	spinning boxer's isotophat of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	blurry MacGyver's beefy Three Mile Island shorts	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	Herculean toxic mop of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	flame-wreathed hale backwoods banjo of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	yellow Oprah's wicked personal trainer's ratskin pajama pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	galvanized pressed turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	lime green chaotic Sinatra's fake washboard of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	pulsating nippy Van der Graaf Dinsey's oculus	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	strapping Dinsey's radar dish	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	wool Dinsey's pizza cutter of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	sizzling beefy Dinsey's brain	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	toasty dog trainer's Dinsey's glove	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	jittery Herculean brainy Dinsey's pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	lime green keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	blurry complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	Da Vinci's lube-shoes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	pulsating trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	stanky supercharged Dinsey mascot mask of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	moldy huge Dinsey food-cone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	weak mediocre Dinsey Whinskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	energized adjusted wobbly fuchsia Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	blurry steel-toed fannypack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	upside-down censurious chaotic steel-toed garbage sticker of the brute of the blizzard of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	greasy Tesla Van der Graaf grievous Sinatra's hazmat helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	dry modified altered nasty gum	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 26
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	tumbling Usain Bolt's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	upside-down Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	greasy Tesla stiffened miracle whip of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	censurious sphygmayomanometer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	jittery green mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	normal miniature unappetizing mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	stale uninteresting mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	fancy bland tumbling acceptable mayolus	4	decent	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	normal squat enticing mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	yummy mouth-watering mayolus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	skewed newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	pulsating mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	perfectly mixed Afternoon Delight	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	skewed Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	magnetized concentrated mirror Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	liquefied quadruple-dry wobbly Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	pulsating Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	altered alkaline vacuum-sealed Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 19
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	rosewater-soaked dice ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
8291	twirling dice belt buckle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
8292	dice-print pajama pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8293	dice-shaped backpack of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
8294	sinister dice-print do-rag	0		Spell Damage: +10
8295	pulsating dice sunglasses of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	pressed triple-tarnished chilled dice	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 67
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	altered power pill	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	moist skewed upside-down pixel star	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	rotten green pixel banana	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	triple-distilled hand-crafted mirror pixel beer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	upside-down pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	alkaline alkaline squat sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 39
8307	modified blurry &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 15
8308	activated oxidized piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 48
8309	liquefied bouncing baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 66
8310	galvanized galvanized shaking wobbly .epub file	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 18
8311	improved mirror lime green twirling BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 19
8312	boiled hustler shades	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 67
8313	polarized wet ghostly jerky stick	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 25
8314	energized activated costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 69
8315	flattened double-colloidal spinning muscle oil	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 13
8316	corrupted super-unsweetened blurry bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 55
8317	colloidal pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 26
8318	activated blinking sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 60
8319	unsweetened jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 49
8320	extra-diffused one glove	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 54
8321	colloidal diffused teal glove	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 39
8322	dry handful of fire	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 29
8323	extra-warmed colloidal blurry mirror Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 17
8324	chilled disposable lighter	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 40
8325	denatured dry wobbly coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 12
8326	aerosolized tarnished cold-filtered gray conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 47
8327	pickled ghostly purple Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 46
8328	anodized dry quantum ghostly icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 57
8329	quadruple-pressed corrupted smellbook	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 44
8330	pressed moist assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 12
8331	boiled liquefied green filthy armor	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19
8332	activated energized twirling plague pie	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 64
8333	adjusted boiled batarang	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 53
8334	flattened triple-anodized spinning spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 14
8335	cold-filtered polarized blinking grease trap	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 46
8336	corrupted corrupted upside-down lime green shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 38
8337	non-Vulcanized twirling porkpocket	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 68
8338	adjusted triple-tarnished diffused spinning Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 60
8339	ionized corrupted warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 25
8340	improved janitor's mop	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 54
8341	energized twirling warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 29
8342	dry vacuum-sealed skewed spinning baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 32
8343	chilled carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 45
8344	double-polarized bronze polish	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 27
8345	moist dry blinking crident	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 16
8346	quantum flattened ionized totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 36
8347	alkaline dry teal spray chrome	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 30
8348	alkaline filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 40
8349	dry quadruple-corrupted mirror hand of cards	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 36
8350	quantum aerosolized damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 53
8351	vacuum-sealed non-pressed flattened blue lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 58
8352	dry corrupted wobbly skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 61
8353	quadruple-adjusted galvanized fuchsia grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 52
8354	wet moist gray nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 15
8355	frozen extra-quantum enhanced iron torso box	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 27
8356	concentrated non-unsweetened quantum wobbly mercenary headband	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 30
8357	alkaline radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 37
8358	quantum jittery x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 20
8359	enhanced tarnished tarnished upside-down wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 14
8360	magnetized ionized hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 69
8361	denatured child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 47
8362	corrupted squat tumbling devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 50
8363	magnetized flattened squat teal shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 25
8364	galvanized skewed alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 28
8365	frozen ionized novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 27
8366	liquefied ionized frozen mirror invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 20
8367	denatured blue handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
8368	moist garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
8369	oxidized warmed narrow plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 48
8370	quantum corrupted spinning funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 50
8371	extra-Vulcanized liquefied colloidal shaking bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 65
8372	deionized irradiated flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 62
8373	magnetized captured boozles	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 59
8374	double-dry drinks tray	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 43
8375	deionized eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 34
8376	maroon submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	moldy pixel lemon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	lousy special skewed pixel daiquiri	3	decent	Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	anodized super-tarnished tumbling power pill	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	pressed boiled pixel potion	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	gray Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	mirror popular part	0		
8384	shaking bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	purple mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	shaking gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	supercharged The Emperor's new hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	wobbly The Emperor's new shirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	The Emperor's new pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	tumbling nippy Fonzie's lead pipe	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	fuchsia friendly padded rope	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	blinking deadly wrench of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	nippy candlestick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	shaking vibrating knife of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	lime green coward's crafty revolver	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	spinning maroon talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	stale small pestopiary	2	decent	
8408	electrified concentrated pickled ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 32
8409	big delicious mirror crudles	5	awesome	
8410	normal jumbo agnolotti arboli	5	good	
8411	snack-sized bland spaghetti with ghost balls	2	decent	
8412	flavorless low-calorie fancy succulent marrow	1	decent	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 45
8413	half-sized decent shaking salacious crumbs	2	good	
8414	bland teal fusilli marrownarrow	4	decent	
8415	spoiled suggestive strozzapreti	3	crappy	
8416	squat Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	low-calorie decent Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1	good	
8418	blurry oyster sauce	0		
8419	adequate big pulsating linguini immondizia bianco	5	good	
8420	spoiled shells a la shellfish	3	crappy	
8421	jittery Jick's autograph	0		
8422	red high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	bouncing New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	narrow Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	blue spore pod	0		
8432	narrow red hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	shellacked LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	zippy grievous LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	baleful Newton's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	squat empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	fuchsia lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	spinning SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	bouncing uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	mirror huge uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	blinking capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	jittery heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	blurry New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	blurry wholesome high-temperature mining mask of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	toasty supercharged fireproof megaphone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	adequate spinning mineapple	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	lousy weak Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	adequate smelted roe	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	perfectly mixed green lavawater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	polymerized basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	Temple Grandin's sinister lavalarva of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	ghostly Temple Grandin's Oprah's lava balaclava of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	twirling upside-down electrified stiffened basaltamander buckler of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	colloidal blue lava globs	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	spoiled gooey lava globs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	skewed Usain Bolt's Socratic lava-proof pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	gray Temple Grandin's heat-resistant necktie of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	lard-coated veiny heat-resistant gloves of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	normal mirror purple very hot lunch	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	delicious mirror asbestos thermos	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	boiled electrified narrow liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	special moldy disco biscuit	3	crappy	Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	drinkable jittery Quaatorade&trade;	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	grievous wizardly biker's hat of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	scorching Lo Pan's Tesla feathered headdress	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	family-friendly ribald friendly electrician's hardhat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	shaking Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	blinking ghostly Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	upside-down New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	tumbling smooth velvet pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	bouncing padded smooth velvet shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	educational smooth velvet hat	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	cool smooth velvet pocket square	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	sage smooth velvet socks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	dog trainer's smooth velvet hanky	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	pulsating Newton's The One Mood Ring of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	yellow Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	skewed Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	wobbly Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	blurry glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	modified tumbling SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	concentrated double-enhanced labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	tumbling toasty therapeutic baleful Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	shaking aromatic steel-toed grease cannon	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	polarized demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	zippy Sinatra's love of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	toasty chilly Sinatra's Pener's drumstick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	hale steel-toed deuce cape	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	toasty Newton's Lavalos's shell of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	avaricious brainy smooth velvet bra	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	greasy medical-grade SMOOCH bracers	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	pulsating red personal trainer's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	fireproof SMOOCH spaulders	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	aromatic medical-grade SMOOCH codpiece	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	cyan SMOOCH breastplate of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	huge superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	yellow fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	decent lava cake	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	huge spoiled upside-down pink slime	6	crappy	
8527	ghostly Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	tasty shaking devil hair pasta	3	awesome	
8530	normal upside-down spagecialetti	4	good	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	bland half-sized libertagliatelle	2	decent	
8535	decent bite-sized turkish mostaccioli	1	good	
8536	gigantic adequate linguini of the sea	9	good	
8537	electrified Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 18
8539	twirling Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	small bland twirling Fettris	2	decent	
8543	decent small fusillocybin	2	good	
8544	adequate narrow prescription noodles	4	good	
8545	twisted fuchsia blood-drive sticker	1	good	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 5
8546	polarized bag of grain	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 51
8547	oxidized unsweetened red tumbling pocket maze	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 29
8548	boiled shady shades	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 37
8549	alkaline yellow squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 43
8550	decent weird gazelle steak	3	good	
8551	normal jumbo sausage without a cause	5	good	
8552	quantum wobbly face paint	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 20
8553	watered-down bad jittery emergency margarita	2	decent	
8554	acceptable vintage smart drink	3	good	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	blinking The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	enhanced liquefied cyan Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 28
8559	deionized boiled blinking bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
8560	concentrated wet huge Aerheads	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 13
8561	electrified unsweetened diffused Wrotz	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 26
8562	enhanced diffused huge fuchsia Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 56
8563	modified polymerized fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 20
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	Temple Grandin's therapeutic sinister barrel lid	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	Sherlock's barrel hoop earring of horror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	mansplainer's rock-hard bankruptcy barrel of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	twirling huge firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	twirling tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	wobbly weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	spinning barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	artisanal mirror bottle of Amontillado	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	watered-down aged barrel-aged martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	massive rotten skewed barrel pickle	6	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	tasty miniature barrel cracker	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	modified fuchsia vibrating mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	dehydrated tumbling mushroom	1	awesome	Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	mirror olive studded KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	twirling huge nippy Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	Lo Pan's barrel gun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	super-sized stale water log	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	pulsating chaotic padded barrelhead	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	censurious stanky bottoms of the barrel	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	skewed upside-down padded chest barrel of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	cyan upside-down greedy censurious double barreled barrel gun	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	shellacked hardened triple barreled barrel gun of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	Fonzie's barrel beryl choker of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	smelly sharpshooter's barrel beryl nose ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	smooth barrel beryl ring of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	olive map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	ionized ghostly cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	modified altered cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	altered tarnished wobbly cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	irradiated oxidized cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	flattened improved blinking cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	denatured skewed tumbling cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	triple-pressed energized electrified cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	irradiated cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	moist cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	quantum cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	triple-dry Vulcanized cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	enhanced lime green jittery cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	irradiated cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	triple-frozen quantum cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	tarnished corrupted cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	extra-quantum colloidal cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	quadruple-galvanized cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	extra-deionized frozen cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	improved magnetized blurry cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	chilled cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	warmed cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	energized blurry purple cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	frozen double-ionized cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dried skewed cuppa Activi tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	modified wobbly lime green cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	polarized denatured triple-vacuum-sealed yellow cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	corrupted tarnished cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	super-flattened improved wet tumbling cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	frozen modified wobbly cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	extra-anodized teal cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	nitrogenated bouncing cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	denatured cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	pulsating cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	moist cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	energized cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	stiffened sinister Royal scepter of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	toothsome thick bowl of eyeballs	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	half-sized yummy bowl of mummy guts	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	decent bowl of maggots	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	distilled acceptable blood and blood	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	triple-distilled drinkable Jack-O-Lantern beer	8	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	drinkable boozy zombie	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	ghostly tumbling plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	upside-down shellacked personal trainer's crown of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	family-friendly fireproof Jim Carey's hawk	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8655	spoiled hamlet sandwich	4	crappy	
8656	stanky Othello's military jacket	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
8657	greasy Othello's dagger	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8658	crafty Othello's handkerchief	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
8659	ionized moist blurry bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 15
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	aromatic fireproof dance instructor's ghostly dagger	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
8663	watered-down drinkable ghost beer	2	good	
8664	double-paned Othello set	0		Cold Resistance: +5
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	jittery Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	lightning-fast avaricious wholesome Yorick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40
8668	rose	0		
8669	wobbly tulip	0		
8670	tumbling tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	skewed Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	blinking airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	blinking one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	super-quantum shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	spoiled iceberg lettuce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	mediocre extra-dry ice wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	sinister grievous boxer's Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	blue auspicious Wal-Mart nametag of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	lard-coated greasy Wal-Mart overalls of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 35, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	blurry The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	olive Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	upside-down scandalous bellhop's hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	drinkable ice porter	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	improved ionized exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	pulsating bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	tarnished quadruple-moist warmed shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	teal hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	mixed mirror medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	flavorless ice rice	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	watered-down tolerable iced plum wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	lightning-fast training belt of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	skewed family-friendly supercharged beefy training legwarmers	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	twirling sharpshooter's curative training helmet of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	wobbly training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	jittery machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	compressed green abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	mixed abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	powdered mirror fuchsia abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	dried abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	mixed huge purple abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	mixed abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	distilled bouncing abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	denatured abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	dried upside-down abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	compressed shaking blinking abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	rotten yellow VYKEA meatballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	weak bad VYKEA mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	unsweetened VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	skewed VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	teal VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	pulsating VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	blurry VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	gray upside-down lard-coated ruddy VYKEA hex key of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	flavorless ghostly tin of submardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	irresponsibly strong tolerable bottle of norwhiskey	7	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	diluted ghostly blurry fuchsia octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	shaking friendly sardine can key of the cougar of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	shaking frightening chaotic groovy norwhal helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	experienced boxer's octolus-skin cloak of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	weak smooth perfect cosmopolitan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	mediocre blurry perfect negroni	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	mediocre perfect dark and stormy	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	delicious yellow perfect mimosa	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong perfect old-fashioned	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	perfectly mixed high-proof blue perfect paloma	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	alkaline pickled That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	alkaline ionized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	tarnished dry Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	warmed tarnished jittery Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	dry warmed twirling Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	blurry airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	aerosolized boiled Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	frozen enhanced hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	pressed narrow communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	miniature bland Crimbo salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	decent bread line	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	bad yellow bark rootbeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	practically non-alcoholic smooth ale	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	mirror rosewater-soaked plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	healthy plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	experienced plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	smartaleck's plastic Crimborgatron	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	censurious plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouncing bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	tumbling BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	twirling Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	mediocre weak green Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	mirror Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	aerosolized blinking pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	aromatic resourceful clever reusable shopping bag	0		Maximum MP: 70, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	blurry sage coarse hemp socks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	squat strapping armband	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	olive blurry iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	twirling pine cone necklace of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	shaking Da Vinci's reindeer hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	jittery Lo Pan's elf ploughshare	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	jittery nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	spinning book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	foul-smelling elven tambourine	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	dangerous reindeer sickle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	pulsating face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	green The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	blinking Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	spinning upside-down bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	huge bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	shaking bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	shaking high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	blue high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	blurry high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	narrow self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	green fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	huge exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	stale special miniature wobbly Kudzu salad	2	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	modified wobbly Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	artisanal special Miss Graves' vermouth	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	moldy jittery The Plumber's mushroom stew	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	mixed blinking pulsating The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	acceptable The Mad Liquor	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	practically non-alcoholic tolerable skewed Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	adequate Mr. Burnsger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	diluted tumbling The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	rosewater-soaked The Jokester's gun of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	wobbly electrified The Jokester's wig of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	bouncing knitted Van der Graaf personal trainer's The Jokester's pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	activated alkaline Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	upside-down battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	magnetized huge robin's egg	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	adequate blue robin flan	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	tolerable practically non-alcoholic robin nog	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	cyan LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	bouncing squat exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	wet wet Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 67
8841	extra-liquefied frozen quadruple-improved Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 63
8842	pickled polarized denatured infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 19
8843	diffused corrupted can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 69
8844	magnetized mirror The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 21
8845	deionized ionized red bag of random words	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 68
8846	super-liquefied fuchsia tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 41
8847	concentrated cold-filtered magnetized red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 19
8848	colloidal spinning question juice	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 53
8849	colloidal Vulcanized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 60
8850	mirror wool your cowboy boots	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	twirling inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	twirling skewed nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	teal nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	jittery jittery nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	spinning nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	mirror jittery quicksilver ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	squat resourceful healthy thicksilver ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	double-paned arcane researcher's wicksilver ring of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	Sherlock's brawny slicksilver ring of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	mansplainer's padded smartaleck's sicksilver ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	Samson's groovy nicksilver ring of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	blurry avaricious ticksilver ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	rosewater-soaked careful Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	aromatic knitted Tesla's Electroplated Beans of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	perfumed Jeselnik's scorching Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	huge Hellfire Spicy Beans of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	skewed jittery healthy Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	blinking Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	skewed double-paned hale sinister Sinatra's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	twirling Usain Bolt's family-friendly chaotic Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	small spoiled plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	normal big upside-down plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	normal plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	stale fancy plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	decent	Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	bland snack-sized plate of Frigid Northern Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	yummy small plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	bland bite-sized plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	spoiled special plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	crappy	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	flavorless plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	bland ghostly plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	huge clever quilted Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	rosewater-soaked vibrating Daisy's unclean bloomers of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	nippy Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	tumbling up-at-dawn prompt supercool Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: 8, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	executive Jack Frost's electrified Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	triple-improved Vulcanized poker face paint	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	Vulcanized triple-energized spinning narrow triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	activated concentrated improved mirror spinning ghost bit	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	super-deionized red buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	tarnished double-altered narrow lion musk	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent tiny bear claw	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	polarized oxidized blurry rattler gland	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	oxidized enhanced half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	alkaline tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	bland diet rotting beefsteak	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	mediocre firemilk	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	concentrated energized spinning spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	distilled narrow moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	blurry fortified western-style skinning knife of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	mirror lime green vibrating steel knuckles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	olive pulsating Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	lime green disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	blurry disc (blue)	0		
8928	ghostly disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	double-enhanced pressed demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	mirror makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	blue porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	fuchsia twirling hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	shaking coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	blurry gray rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	bouncing jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	spinning quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	huge nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	teal special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	maroon Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	jittery Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	knitted Oprah's one-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
8960	stanky two-gallon hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8961	miser's Oprah's three-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10
8962	jittery shaking beefcake's four-gallon hat of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40
8963	hardened razor-sharp five-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
8964	narrow olive rosewater-soaked six-gallon hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
8965	seven-gallon hat of vim and vigor of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8966	family-friendly educational eight-gallon hat	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8967	asbestos-lined nine-gallon hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
8968	teal curative ten-gallon hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8969	manspreader's experienced eleven-gallon hat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	purple snake oil	0		
8972	irradiated wobbly narrow skin oil	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 34
8973	moist oxidized adjusted blinking unusual oil	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 20
8974	polymerized nitrogenated purple wobbly eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 19
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	improved patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
8977	boiled polarized maroon patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 49
8978	enhanced patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 36
8979	aerosolized pickled magnetized ghostly mirror patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 65
8980	oxidized patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 22
8981	magnetized irradiated patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 46
8982	frozen quantum concentrated upside-down corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 12
8983	delicious rodeo whiskey	3	awesome	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	shaking mirror real cowboy hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
8986	lime green Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	fuchsia Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	wobbly Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	mirror Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	vaporized narrow armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	bland fancy jumping horseradish	4	decent	Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	boozy drinkable lime green Sacramento wine	5	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	deionized deionized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	fireproof smelly manspreader's Herculean ox-head shield of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	avaricious sizzling electrified brawny dented scepter of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	scandalous Temple Grandin's supercharged very pointy crown of the brazier of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	horrifying smelly mansplainer's thinker's beefy battle broom	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's brainy carpe of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	narrow dog trainer's shellacked dangerous supercool codpiece	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	double-paned chilly grievous Herculean troutsers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	Jeselnik's sizzling coward's bass clarinet of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	red hale educational fish hatchet of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	narrow electrified clever tunac of Leguizamo of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	narrow fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	deionized anodized liquefied wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	tolerable bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	ionized dry high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	Tesla fishin' hat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	twirling dog trainer's sonar fishfinder	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	ghostly disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	upside-down meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	mirror shaking plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	normal big blurry gallon of milk	5	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	mirror screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	spinning daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	up-at-dawn executive baleful First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	wobbly high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	blurry no spoon	0		
9030	flavorless bite-sized wobbly star salad	1	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	snack-sized spoiled bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	crappy	
9033	shaking twirling Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	flavorless browser cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	drinkable bouncing hacked gibson	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Source shades of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	pulsating software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	blinking missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	wobbly Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	skewed Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	jittery Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	lime green bouncing Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	wobbly Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	mirror yellow Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	narrow Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	blurry Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	bouncing pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	teal horrifying frosty Herculean plastic detective badge of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	avaricious Van der Graaf bronze detective badge of dire peril of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	narrow pulsating nasty steel-toed detective badge of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	inspector's nasty detective badge of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	tumbling detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	scorching dangerous detective roscoe of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	ionized shoe gum	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	mirror spinning mirror chilly MacGyver's noir fedora of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	blinking resourceful therapeutic trench coat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	smooth Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	gigantic adequate lime green hardboiled egg	7	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	ghostly detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	mirror family-friendly wool lard-coated hale protonic accelerator pack of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	bouncing almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	studded Adventurer bobblehead	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	bouncing resourceful brainy bindle	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	blurry narrow experienced educational fleshy lump	0		Experience: 3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	wool Annie Oakley's smoldering bagel punch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	jittery hardy Newton's ghostly reins	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	narrow friendly derringer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	foul-smelling Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	greedy miser's groovy Spookyraven signet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	fortified forbidden tie-dyed fannypack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	horrifying chilly burnt snowpants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	quilted standards and practices guide	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	narrow Temple Grandin's occult sage Carpathian longsword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	lightning-fast supercharged shellacked Liam's mail	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	squat scorching wicked brainy Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	wobbly Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	narrow Samson's Wrist-Boy	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
9103	upside-down lime green Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	jittery Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	bouncing Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	triple-corrupted deionized Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 26
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	irradiated liquefied liquefied mirror Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 63
9110	irradiated Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 52
9111	polymerized mirror Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 15
9112	concentrated EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
9113	modified Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 44
9114	anodized The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 43
9115	enhanced magnetized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 40
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	pulsating blurry careful repaid diaper	0		Monster Level: -10
9118	upside-down Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	acceptable irresponsibly strong Shot of Kardashian Gin	6	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	skewed asbestos-lined Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	yellow droppable microphone	0		
9126	bad watered-down unidentified drink	2	decent	
9127	deadly supercool KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
9128	knitted Jeselnik's slick discarded swimming trunks	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
9129	cold-filtered shaking huge diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 47
9130	aerosolized lime green charisma potion	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 66
9131	lime green extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	blinking greasy pistol of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
9133	tumbling purple KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	delicious immense leftover pasty	8	awesome	
9135	acceptable boozy blinking very whiskey	5	good	
9136	twirling li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	huge li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	blurry li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	huge li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	wobbly li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	polymerized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	warmed non-enhanced skewed maroon Prunets	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 24
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	tumbling baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	polarized nitrogenated fuchsia invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	quantum irradiated pulsating invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	flavorless fancy raw sweet potato	3	decent	Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	decent huge teal raw beans	10	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	fancy decent raw stuffing	4	good	Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	bland raw cranberry sauce	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	decent raw turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	tiny flavorless spinning lime green raw mincemeat	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	bland low-calorie raw potato	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	moldy blurry raw gravy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	miniature yummy raw bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	mini-marshmallow dispenser of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	brawny glass casserole dish of the pedagogue of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	skewed stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	purple jittery Sinatra's can opener of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	boiled turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	smooth glass pie plate of James Dean	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	curative beefcake's potato masher	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	upside-down bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	adequate ghostly sweet potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	yummy bean casserole	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	bland fancy snack-sized baked stuffing	2	decent	Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	rotten tumbling cranberry cylinder	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	rotten fancy thanksgiving turkey	3	crappy	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	flavorless special mince pie	3	decent	Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	bland gigantic mashed potatoes	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	moldy special squat warm gravy	3	crappy	Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	jumbo normal bread roll	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	immense yummy leftovers	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	normal purple leftovers sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	squat bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	pressed improved mirror eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	triple-distilled acceptable eldritch extract	8	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	greedy frosty Official Council Aide Pin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	acceptable watered-down squat huge eldritch distillate	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	mixed eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	supercharged Science Notebook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
9197	wool Rosewater's eldritch hat of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	stanky Herculean groovy eldritch pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	delicious eldritch elixir	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	red asbestos-lined Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	cyan lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	ghostly narrow Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	lime green sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	squat The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	Da Vinci's ball and chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	pulsating energetic gingerbread tophat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	shaking gingerbread waistcoat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	spinning wool gingerbread trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	executive aromatic Herculean candy dress shoes	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	mirror manspreader's healthy candy necktie of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	twirling friendly extremely unsafe personal trainer's chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	spoiled half-sized teal animal part cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	weak perfectly mixed gingerbread wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	rotten gingerbread mug	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	greedy gingerbread mask	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	executive clever gingerservo of courage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	alkaline purple tainted icing	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	careful gingerbeard	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	narrow gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	mansplainer's supercharged gingerbread hoodie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	tumbling fireproof smooth gingerbread pistol	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	spinning Lo Pan's curative marzipan briefcase	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	censurious creme brulee torch	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	bouncing educational candy crowbar	0		Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	hardy stiffened candy screwdriver	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	yellow gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	squat stylish pumpkin spice candle	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	non-galvanized frozen gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	tumbling electrified rock-hard gingerbread gavel	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	hand-crafted watered-down ginger beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	fuchsia spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	boiled double-colloidal anodized industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	quantum anodized blurry fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	practically non-alcoholic aged high-end ginger wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	brawny plastic bad vibe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	plastic angry vikings of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	blinking quilted plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	shellacked plastic Your Brain	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	wobbly forbidden plastic Krampus	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	electrified Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	diffused super-electrified pulsating Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	non-nitrogenated enhanced Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	miniature decent special spiritual candy cane	2	good	Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	artisanal spiritual eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	normal special snack-sized skewed spiritual fruitcake	2	good	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	toothsome special spiritual gingerbread	3	awesome	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	wobbly No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	huge Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	diffused rock candy	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	tasty green-iced sweet roll	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	bouncing negative lump	0		
9273	blue greasy Third Eye of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	chilly groovy Krampus Horn	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	bite-sized spoiled hambrosier	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	irresponsibly strong bad upside-down chakra-mental wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	dry alkaline liquefied shaking chakra malt	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	spoiled big wobbly narrow Black Angus blackburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong fancy brandy	7	EPIC	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	ionized polymerized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	purple steel-toed bad vibroknife of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	Van der Graaf Fonzie's crystal belt buckle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	dangerous supercool saffron antaravasaka	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	Newton's saffron uttarasanga of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	olive eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	blinking green pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	friendly Tesla Uncle Crimbo's hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	spoiled Eldritch snap	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	compressed hot jelly	1		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	twisted spinning teal jittery jelly	1		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	altered jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	vaporized sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	altered spinning stench jelly	1		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	flavorless twirling toast with hot jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	super-sized flavorless toast with jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	half-sized decent toast with jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	snack-sized moldy special toast with sleaze jelly	2	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	rotten gigantic toast with stench jelly	9	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	pulsating executive wax hand of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	twirling Samson's weightlifter's candle	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	normal miniature wax pancake	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	Usain Bolt's Jeselnik's wax face	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	lousy special distilled wax booze	5	decent	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	narrow glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dried skewed sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	flavorless sea truffle	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	maroon tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	twirling horrifying recovered cufflinks	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	narrow heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	pressed aerosolized maroon ghostly LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	alkaline skewed lime green LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	double-modified non-ionized blinking LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	inspector's knitted experienced LOV Eardigan	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	teal personal trainer's LOV Epaulettes of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	curative slick LOV Earrings of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	jittery LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	dried spinning LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	flame-wreathed LOV Elephant	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	cyan mirror eldritch scanner of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	polymerized aerosolized shaking eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	wobbly nasty sizzling electrified eldritch hammer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	small flavorless eldritch mushroom	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	spoiled eldritch mushroom pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	blurry eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	upside-down eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	corrupted eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	tumbling Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	jittery Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	blinking elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	shaking bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	mirror shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	squat lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	squat baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	bouncing imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	lousy huge literal grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	aged watered-down double entendre	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	acceptable weak Phlegethon	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	hand-crafted high-proof Siberian sunrise	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	weak tolerable mentholated wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	bad low tide martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	bad weak blinking shroomtini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	aged morning dew	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	tolerable huge whiskey squeeze	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	boozy perfectly mixed great fashioned	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	smooth green Gnomish sagngria	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	fortified hand-crafted fancy ghostly vodka stinger	5	EPIC	Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	practically non-alcoholic artisanal extremely slippery nipple	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed piscatini	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	enchanted mediocre olive Churchill	3	decent	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	hand-crafted soilzerac	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	artisanal weak London frog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	hand-crafted watered-down pulsating nothingtini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	bad eighth plague	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	watered-down hand-crafted single entendre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	distilled mediocre blinking reverse Tantalus	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	lousy elemental caipiroska	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	smooth blinking Feliz Navidad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	artisanal mirror Bloody Nora	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	triple-distilled drinkable moreltini	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	drinkable hell in a bucket	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	enchanted high-proof perfectly mixed Newark	7	EPIC	Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	aged R'lyeh	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Gnollish sangria	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	tolerable twirling vodka barracuda	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	lousy Mysterious Island iced tea	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	triple-distilled delicious drive-by shooting	10	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	perfectly mixed gunner's daughter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	mediocre fuchsia dirt julep	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	hand-crafted fancy Simepore slime	4	EPIC	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	watered-down drinkable bouncing Phil Collins	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	narrow toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	wobbly toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	squat Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	wobbly filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	tumbling green geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	decent ghostly bouncing edible alien plant bit	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	narrow alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	yellow wobbly fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	compressed upside-down alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	skewed alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	skewed zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	delicious alien meat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	huge alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	skewed alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	jittery purple complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	lime green fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	vaporized narrow alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	blinking alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	blinking murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	non-enhanced wet pressed pulsating alien medicine	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	adequate low-calorie alien salad	1	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	aged watered-down alien booze	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	wobbly up-at-dawn therapeutic alien mask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	rosewater-soaked clever alien spear of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	squat blue supercharged Herculean alien blowgun of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	narrow scandalous electrified alien loincloth of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	shaking electrified Oprah's savvy alien totem	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	narrow ribald curative shellacked alien necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	Jeselnik's fortified spants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	flame-wreathed cool spant shield	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	skewed chilly baleful spant shoulderpads	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	toasty razor-sharp spant backplate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	foul-smelling spant spear of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	shaking lime green murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	vacuum-sealed aerosolized altered murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	sharpshooter's ruddy forbidden murderbot mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	oxidized tarnished lime green skewed murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	double-paned murderbot whip of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	murderbot plasma rifle of the ox of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	squat murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	yellow Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	jittery Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	spinning Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	bouncing Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	half-sized decent maroon Aldebaran sardines	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	perfectly mixed Centauri fish wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	twisted oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	perfumed Newton's Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	cyan supercharged veiny Spacegate military insignia	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	rosewater-soaked crafty Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	upside-down Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	bite-sized decent alien sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	unsweetened polarized maroon skewed Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 68
9477	ghostly Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	super-Vulcanized concentrated Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	non-galvanized maroon pulsating Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	wet pulsating Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	tarnished warmed skewed ghostly Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	electrified ghostly huge Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	ionized skewed pulsating Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	quadruple-cold-filtered Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	enchanted spoiled tumbling olive Affirmation Cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	huge Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	wobbly Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	quadruple-polymerized adjusted jittery Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 15
9491	twirling twirling blue Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of James Dean of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	high-proof mediocre enchanted ghostly basic martini	7	decent	Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	acceptable improved martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	hand-crafted watered-down splendid martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	green pulsating tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	cyan narrow aromatic nippy plastic gundam of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	purple License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	fuchsia jittery Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	huge twirling Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	jittery fuchsia LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	spinning Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	blinking L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	stale huge meteoreo	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	bad meadeorite	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	spinning prompt supercharged curative meteortarboard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	frightening thinker's meteorite guard of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	curative meteorb of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	mirror ghostly scorching lion tamer's asteroid belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	lion tamer's slick meteorthopedic shoes of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	red veiny studded shooting morning star of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	fuchsia huge spinning meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	bouncing Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	pulsating perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	lime green scandalous vibrating blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	upside-down pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	bouncing pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	spinning pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pulsating olive pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	red shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	green O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	aged DUFRESNE Suds	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	tumbling blinking lard-coated Jeselnik's mafia pinky ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9547	high-proof perfectly mixed flask of port	7	EPIC	
9548	groovy contract enforcement stick of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20
9549	yummy Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	mediocre jug of booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	colloidal moist pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	extra-dry wobbly temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	distilled glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	colloidal triple-aerosolized shaking new habit	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	squat skewed bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	razor-sharp Socratic pearl necklace of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	blinking amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	sizzling hardened banded protection stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
9563	oxidized blinking roll of meat	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 26
9564	blurry razor-sharp mafia thumb ring of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9565	unsweetened extra-liquefied teal jittery cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	tumbling censurious Newton's mafia middle finger ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	blue bouncing prompt boxer's thinker's steel drivin' hammer of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +3
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	bouncing ghostly Annie Oakley's mafia pointer finger ring of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	worksite credentials of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
9571	lightning-fast baleful Da Vinci's brainy negotiatin' hammer	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	blinking pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	padded grievous mafia wedding ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
9576	twirling squat prompt mafia organizer badge	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
9577	mirror mafia filofax	0		
9578	fancy squat transparent nog	1	decent	Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	bite-sized spoiled jittery unfinished fruitcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	quadruple-activated activated and cracker	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	hand-crafted neg grog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	stale snack-sized half double fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	adequate blurry hushed puppy	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	flavorless upside-down green muffled muffuletta	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	miniature bland shushed potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	plastic mime functionary of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	Annie Oakley's plastic mime scientist	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	Van der Graaf plastic mime soldier	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	arcane researcher's plastic mime executive	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	pulsating spinning nippy plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	fuchsia ghostly locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	ionized concentrated wishbone	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	aged fancy Racisto Ruidoso	3	awesome	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	normal bran muffin	4	good	
9598	normal blueberry muffin	3	good	
9599	gray silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	huge teal silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	jittery silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	upside-down silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	lime green silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	olive silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	wobbly silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	cyan narrow silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	mirror crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	shaking mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	perfectly mixed stale cheer wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	adequate stale Cheer-E-Os	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cyan cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	dance instructor's sage cheerful antler hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	chaotic cool cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	cheerful pajama pants of incineration of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	tumbling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	pulsating lime green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	tumbling wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	watered-down smooth executive mime flask	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	rotten half-sized nega-mushroom	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	enchanted lousy blurry nega-mushroom wine	3	decent	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	quantum improved Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	gigantic normal mime army rations	8	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	watered-down delicious bouncing mime army wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	powdered mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	oxidized improved mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	red miming beret of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	dance instructor's beefcake's miming shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	rosy-cheeked miming corduroys of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	twirling electrified miming boots of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	stylish miming gloves of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	upside-down spinning green donated candy	0		
9665	frozen unsweetened modified digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	cyan mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	banded mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	cyan mime army insignia (espionage) of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	jittery blurry mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	narrow mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	auspicious mime army infiltration glove of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	spinning cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	narrow kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	jumbo flavorless extra-toasted half sandwich	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	weak lousy mulled hobo wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	jittery burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	quilted burning paper hat of the blizzard of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	censurious aromatic knitted burning cape	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	toasty lion tamer's Lo Pan's burning paper slippers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	Temple Grandin's educational burning paper jorts of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	ribald grievous burning paper crane of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	purple January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	tumbling deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	teal wizardly broken champagne bottle of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	deadly tinsel tights of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	manspreader's slick wad of used tape of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	toasty clever wicked silent nightlight of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	electrified oxidized sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 26
9697	energized gray Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 25
9698	improved huge hot button candy	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
9699	Lo Pan's makeshift garbage shirt of vim and vigor of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	lightning-fast Oprah's novelty monorail ticket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	pickled upside-down pills	1		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 5
9702	dehydrated squat furry pill	1		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 20
9703	compressed teal beefy pill	1		
9704	pickled excitement pill	1		
9705	altered vitamin G pill	1		
9706	pickled fuchsia lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	dehydrated dieting pill	1		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 45
9712	yellow Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	lard-coated genie's turbane of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	scandalous healthy genie's scimitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	bouncing pulsating rosy-cheeked experienced genie's pants	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	upside-down huge rosewater-soaked brawny genie's bracers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	huge veiny Rosewater's psychic's circlet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	cyan huge fortified psychic's crystal ball of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	nippy wholesome psychic's pslacks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	ribald Da Vinci's psychic's amulet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	delicious heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	bland Swedish massage fish	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	drinkable extra-dry Third Base	5	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Bustle Hustler	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	tarnished Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	tarnished super-electrified Bettie page	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	oxidized pickled activated green tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	non-moist energized pulsating heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	cyan heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	jittery personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	corrupted corrupted blue rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 40
9744	pickled red mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 45
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	ionized pickled rhinestone	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 13
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	bouncing aromatic Team Avarice cap	0		Stench Resistance: +1
9755	jittery beefcake's Team Sloth cap	0		Muscle: +25
9756	Jeselnik's Team Wrath cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
9757	upside-down MacGyver's Mu cap	0		Maximum MP: +100
9758	skewed Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	mirror Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	green blinking Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	mirror Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	upside-down Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	upside-down Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	fuchsia Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	purple Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	blue Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	olive Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	pulsating Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	wobbly Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	huge Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	huge Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	bouncing ghostly red Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	maroon Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	jittery Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	spinning Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	huge Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	wobbly Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	bouncing Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	gray Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	huge red Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	narrow Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	skewed Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	upside-down Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	jittery Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	squat Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	blue Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	squat luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	spinning upside-down olive shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	purple spinning muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	spinning olive amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	powdered blurry magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	boiled brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	powdered glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	compressed scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	modified pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 20
9833	dehydrated purple wobbly lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	mixed yellow gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 10
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	jittery fuchsia FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	tumbling prompt ruddy FantasyRealm G. E. M. of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	blurry Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	experienced FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	wobbly twirling fireproof FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	smooth FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	prompt hale smooth &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	pulsating LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	pulsating LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	fuchsia dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	mirror yellow poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	skewed druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	electrified universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	mirror LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	tiny spoiled upside-down FantasyRealm turkey leg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	distilled artisanal FantasyRealm mead	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	decent jittery spinning druidic s'more	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	dehydrated sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	hand-crafted mourning wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	narrow sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	blurry map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	tumbling blurry map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	adequate lime green denastified haunch	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	tolerable watered-down bad rum and good cola	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	liquefied upside-down Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	twirling inspector's lard-coated healthy leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	purple foul-smelling Master Thief's utility belt of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	bouncing lightning-fast toasty Jim Carey's Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	greedy vibrating educational Dragonscale breastplate	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	squat friendly savvy belt of Ogrekind of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	squat Temple Grandin's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	shaking prompt Oprah's supercool nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	horrifying brawny the Archwizard's briefs of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	lion tamer's the Ley Incursion's waist of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	knitted strapping shield of the Skeleton Lord of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	wobbly squat curative ring of the Skeleton Lord of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	lime green therapeutic sinister Herculean scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	executive occult wicked deadfall branch of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40
9894	blurry Lo Pan's clever rock-hard stylish Staff of Kitchen Royalty of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	fuchsia charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	ghostly skewed dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	aged two meat muck	3	awesome	
9899	gigantic moldy chocolate Ogre Chieftain	6	crappy	
9900	massive yummy chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	6	awesome	
9901	yummy chocolate Spider Queen	4	awesome	
9902	mediocre hipster cocktail	4	decent	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	spinning God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	blurry God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	shaking G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	purple gattoo	0		
9912	fuchsia A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	decent good guava	3	good	
9916	special weak aged gin and ginger	2	awesome	Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 45
9917	huge Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	distilled gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	adjusted quadruple-chilled upside-down Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	adjusted maroon Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	vaporized upside-down bouncing Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	yellow Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	wobbly Tesla shellacked beefy Brutal brogues of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	fireproof clever smartaleck's beefcake's Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	flame-retardant chilly brawny Nouveau nosering of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	aerosolized magnetized twirling blue upside-down sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	polymerized polymerized blurry boiling broth	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	triple-Vulcanized squat interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	yellow Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	skewed green Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	cyan Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	blurry Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	narrow Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	horrifying crafty wholesome PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	acceptable boozy Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	bouncing neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	wicked pentagram bandana of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	MacGyver's skull ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	enchanted thick moldy blinking PB&J with the crusts cut off	5	crappy	Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	tumbling steel-toed dorky glasses of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	knitted ponytail clip of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	brainy paint palette	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	altered mirror Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	mansplainer's cosmetic football	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	rosewater-soaked coward's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	yellow shaking censurious pump-up high-tops	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	corrupted corrupted modified runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	cyan strapping noticeable pumps of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	drinkable everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	blurry jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	Samson's denim jacket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	ghostly blurry stanky electrified ratty knitted cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	narrow Usain Bolt's foul-smelling intimidating chainsaw	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	hand-crafted fuchsia party beer bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	toothsome sweet party mix	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	vaporized spinning party balloon	1		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	Jim Carey's rosy-cheeked party pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	frosty rosy-cheeked dangerous party whip	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	shaking spinning Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	watered-down mediocre special TRIO cup of beer	2	decent	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	adequate party platter for one	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	dehydrated Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	spinning lion tamer's arcane researcher's party crasher	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	tumbling huge Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	pulsating party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	wobbly latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	purple voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	squat absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	gray snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	lightning-fast snakeskin thighboots of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	spinning Van der Graaf Fonzie's snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	censurious Oprah's snakeskin jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	blinking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	blinking ribald baleful dangerous slime waders	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	lightning-fast vibrating rock-hard slime fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	shellacked grievous savvy slime knuckles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	narrow Newton's government-issued slacks of courage of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	executive Sherlock's fortified government-issued eyeshade	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	wobbly Usain Bolt's extremely unsafe government-issued necktie of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	olive blinking Van der Graaf educational mutant arm of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	ghostly teal Usain Bolt's thinker's mutant legs of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	spinning forbidden Sinatra's mutant crown of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	bland half-sized cyan ghostly ectoplasm	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	jumbo decent	5	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	spirit-forward mediocre bottle of vodka	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	moldy skewed pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	mediocre martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	bite-sized normal narrow blurry cherry pie	1	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed eggnog	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	green glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	tasty Hell ramen	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	delicious watered-down fancy narrow gimlet	2	awesome	Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	mediocre watered-down twice-haunted screwdriver	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	adequate jumbo tumbling candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	mediocre runny fermented egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	delicious oldcake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	bland special thick traditional Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	mirror educational plastic wild beaver	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	blue executive plastic reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	mansplainer's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	green lard-coated plastic orphan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	nasty plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	green narrow Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	sizzling beefy pristine walrus tusk	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	lime green thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	rock-hard baleful Staff of Frozen Lard of doom of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	ghostly pulsating plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	blinking huge mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	rotten massive huge grilled mooseflank	9	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	big delicious wobbly moosemeat pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	Jack Frost's balanced antler	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	family-friendly dam	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	lousy watered-down beavermouth	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	high-proof mediocre beaver punch (papaya)	10	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	lousy beaver punch (peach)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	bad spinning beaver punch (cherry)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	manspreader's Canadian lantern of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	shellacked muskox-skin cap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	stale bouncing glass of raw eggs	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	hand-crafted punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	dried red blurry narrow body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	gray gravedigger's bauxite beret	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	perfumed bauxite boxers	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	vibrating bauxite bow-tie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	double-paned toasty Oprah's rock-hard Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	blinking sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	delicious sausage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	gray miser's family-friendly red-hot sausage fork	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	olive bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	blinking jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	acceptable irresponsibly strong ghostly beer	9	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	bland mirror yule gruel	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	artisanal hot watered rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	acceptable upside-down bottle of Crimbognac	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	miniature bland Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	powdered Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	olive Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	squat Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	skewed Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	ghostly Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	blinking double-paned electrified stylish Crimbolex watch	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	Jack Frost's nippy healthy hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
10082	fuchsia Samson's Rosewater's chalk chlamys	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	maroon veiny forbidden chalk chain	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	cyan resourceful chalk chalice of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	skewed toasty chalk chinos of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	smooth chalk chapeau of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	chalk choker of the businessman of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	modified skewed chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	tarnished candy chalk	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 44
10090	ribald resourceful marble maebari	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	up-at-dawn marble mantle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	skewed ghostly horrifying friendly marble magnet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	toasty marble mignonette bowl of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	ghostly narrow sizzling toasty marble medallion	0		Hot Damage: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	marble mariachi hat of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	dried tumbling marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	anodized diffused spinning Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 14
10098	maroon nasty punching bag of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	Van der Graaf arcane researcher's pith helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	miser's Jim Carey's poncho	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	Van der Graaf sage pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	shellacked Da Vinci's palazzos	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	brawny pseudoaccordion of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	compressed green spinning pieces	1		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	warmed Para-Pop	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 53
10106	wobbly narrow fireproof strapping terra cotta truss	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	veiny hardened terra cotta trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	prompt careful terra cotta tongs	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	supercool brawny terra cotta train	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	auspicious double-paned terra cotta tie tack	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	Usain Bolt's smartaleck's terra cotta tambourine	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	compressed red terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	moist pulsating huge terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 60
10114	mansplainer's velour voulge of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	sinister velour vambraces of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	knitted padded velour veil	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	wicked groovy velour viscometer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	upside-down tumbling MacGyver's hardy velour valise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	savvy velour vaqueros of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	boiled narrow velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	enhanced Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 25
10122	glass suspenders of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	narrow manspreader's glass shield of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	blurry crafty studded glass stetson	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	up-at-dawn Da Vinci's glass spectacles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	cyan Usain Bolt's shellacked glass shiv	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	Lo Pan's glass serape of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	boiled pulsating shaking glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	warmed hard candy	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 51
10130	sizzling stiffened loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	chilly loofah lei of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	up-at-dawn personal trainer's loofah lederhosen	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	lion tamer's loofah ladle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	teal blinking curative loofah legwarmers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	greedy perfumed loofah lavalier	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	boiled loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	polarized ghostly chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 55
10138	maroon blurry flagstone flag of the bloodbag of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	pulsating rock-hard flagstone flail of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	Jim Carey's banded flagstone flip-flops	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	Annie Oakley's dangerous flagstone fez	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	dog trainer's dance instructor's flagstone fleece	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	twirling teal Van der Graaf flagstone fringe of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	denatured ghostly purple twirling flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	super-enhanced Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 30
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	pulsating brawny cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	enhanced quadruple-altered blinking squat cyan tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	pickled tumbling prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	tailored vest of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	lime green blurry really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	shaking elf army poncho of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	adequate small elf army field rations	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	flame-retardant Jack Frost's discarded bowtie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	perfectly mixed martiny	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	energized gray licorice snake	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 53
10161	boiled concentrated tumbling bouncing virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 17
10162	tarnished adjusted tumbling mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 34
10163	tarnished improved spinning government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 68
10164	modified activated shaking lime green Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 12
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	upside-down resourceful Fonzie's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	rotten wobbly bloodstick	4	crappy	
10170	watered-down tolerable narrow yellow bottle of Sanguiovese	2	good	
10171	rotten snack-sized actual blood sausage	2	crappy	
10172	smooth mulled blood	4	awesome	
10173	special diet adequate blood snowcone	1	good	Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 25
10174	lousy weak Red Russian	2	decent	
10175	bland half-sized blood roll-up	2	decent	
10176	hand-crafted fortified ghostly bottle of blood	5	EPIC	
10177	normal blood-soaked sponge cake	4	good	
10178	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bouncing vampagne	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10179	low-calorie spoiled plain snowcone	1	crappy	
10180	blurry Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	twirling shaking money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	squat fuchsia PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	sizzling beefy PirateRealm eyepatch of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	skewed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	narrow skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	huge Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	twirling Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	pulsating recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	lime green tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	huge Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	miniature spoiled bouncing crabsicle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	hand-crafted watered-down mirror bottle of dark rhum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	bad boozy bottle of extra-dark rhum	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	aged watered-down bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	dry concentrated pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	olive fortified sinister conquistador's breastplate	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	skewed educational pirate pantaloons of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	blurry wobbly [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	narrow teal signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	mirror dangerous Fonzie's pirate radio ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	pulsating Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	bite-sized moldy spinning pineapple slab	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	normal spinning hibiscus petal	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	concentrated huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	shaking cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	denatured purple ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	spinning Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	narrow lime green Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	spinning Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	denatured spinning pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	squat Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	shaking PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	fuchsia Lo Pan's plush sea serpent	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	normal pirate fork	4	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	ghostly narrow Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	spinning ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	fireproof Temple Grandin's piratical blunderbuss	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	teal inspector's Temple Grandin's PirateRealm party hat of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	watered-down delicious red Island Landslide	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	bad Island Thunderstorm	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	hand-crafted Island Hurricane	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	hand-crafted cyan Skull Punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	weak tolerable Electric Punch	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	weak mediocre Smuggler's Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	delicious fuchsia Scorpion Bowl	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	bad irresponsibly strong Turtle Bowl	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	weak bad special Cobra Bowl	2	decent	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	yellow vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	auspicious double-paned Van der Graaf vampyric cloake of the empath of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	pulsating plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	dry one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 59
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	blinking 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	tumbling overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	bouncing nasty fortified Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	scandalous mansplainer's electrified banded padded boxer's weightlifter's strapping hewn moon-rune spoon of vim and vigor of the storm of bravery	0		Muscle: 20, Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: 120, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	mirror cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	skewed rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	upside-down sharpshooter's Beach Comb of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	squat pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	blurry empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	pulsating etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	enhanced spinning magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	tarnished jittery cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	improved ionized gray seashell	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	electrified jittery seashell	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	pressed boiled blinking seashell	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	blue bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	tolerable bottle of sea wine	3	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	denatured mirror gray kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	zippy Sherlock's frightening Jack Frost's nippy hardened wizardly driftwood hat of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: 120, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	yellow Oprah's Samson's Herculean smartaleck's brainy driftwood pants of dire peril of Gandalf of the detective of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): 6, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	greedy rosewater-soaked sizzling supercharged studded stylish driftwood bracelet of wisdom of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	avaricious Lo Pan's waders of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	Usain Bolt's spearfish fishing spear of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	narrow crafty rock-hard rabbitfish fin of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	mirror piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	Herculean thinker's pirate cutlass of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	purple tumbling avaricious auspicious flame-retardant tricorn hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	spinning zippy Oprah's swash buckle of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	miser's resourceful meteorite earring of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	MacGyver's meteorite necklace of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	experienced educational meteorite ring of Gandalf	0		Experience: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	aerosolized cold-filtered gray Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 12
10290	anodized ionized chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 64
10291	up-at-dawn wizardly driftwood beach comb of incineration	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	flame-wreathed Jack Frost's whittled tiara	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	bouncing greedy reassuring healthy whittled shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	wobbly frosty chilly whittled flail of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	jittery executive Socratic whittled wand of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	wobbly up-at-dawn whittled flute of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	sizzling veiny whittled bear figurine of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	Sinatra's supercool whittled owl figurine of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	pulsating lightning-fast Fonzie's whittled fox figurine of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	prompt hardy hale slick whittled walking stick	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: 70, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	miniature moldy green campfire hot dog	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	spoiled immense huge campfire baked potato	9	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	normal campfire s'more	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	small decent jittery campfire beans	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	decent diet campfire stew	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	adjusted leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 62
10310	yellow rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	spinning burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	jittery bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	mirror space shield	0		
10317	ghostly signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	bland space chowder	3	decent	
10321	lousy enchanted extra-dry space wine	5	decent	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 5
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	blinking Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	spinning Law of Averages	0		
10332	spinning Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	scorching coward's Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	shaking diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	stale jittery bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	adequate flan del mar	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	stale low-calorie Baja sopapilla	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	blurry Oprah's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	Sinatra's plastic sea elf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	pulsating green plastic yuleviathan of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	huge bouncing plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	grievous plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	maroon red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	diet rotten skewed mana-coated yams	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	thick stale blurry mana-basted tofurkey leg	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	thick rotten blinking mana-fortified cranberry sauce	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	flavorless huge mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	concentrated narrow patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	boiled industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	double-Vulcanized spinning mirror unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	dehydrated narrow maroon vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dehydrated a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	flattened super-adjusted shaking tumbling organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	drinkable irresponsibly strong boot flask	7	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	galvanized polarized upside-down infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	compressed fish sauce	1		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	bite-sized moldy cyan ghostly guffin	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	compressed Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	mixed narrow non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	enhanced magnetized peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	altered non-colloidal ghostly Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	liquefied double-ionized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	huge mirror envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	diluted livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	distilled pulsating beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	bouncing lightning-fast sage oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	tumbling hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	tumbling peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	magnetized modified chilled huge concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	dry electrified liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	narrow squat spinning map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	pulsating Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	coward's sharpshooter's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	teal Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	boiled colloidal extra-ionized salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	red zippy inspector's ribbon candy ascot	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	dangerous anemoney clip	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	spinning runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	dehydrated lime green super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	Sherlock's banded Rosewater's icing poncho	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	blue Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	altered frozen mirror glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	tumbling knitted sizzling Mer-kin rollpin	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	wobbly personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	purple tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	miniature delicious bowl of mernudo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	artisanal strong skewed fishelada	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	rotten ojo de pez burrito	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	skewed waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	blurry waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	squat jittery waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	mirror waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	Herculean nutcracker hat of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	jittery upside-down Oprah's nutcracker waistcoat of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	maroon horrifying educational nutcracker pants	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	razor-sharp nutcracker boots of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	ghostly reassuring dog trainer's nutcracker sword	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	Sinatra's nutcracker drumstick of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	frightening dance instructor's nutcracker beard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	huge skewed Van der Graaf Herculean nutcracker cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	rosewater-soaked personal trainer's nutcracker epaulets	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	stale miniature teal salt plum	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	adequate big and bean	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	tumbling skewed friendly Fonzie's kelp-holly gun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	bouncing horrifying beefcake's Yuleviathan necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	brainy peppermint spine	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	jittery healthy soggy elf shoes of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	maroon frosty razor-sharp Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	Jeselnik's stiffened kelp-holly drape	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	pulsating coward's mansplainer's Tesla stylish Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	normal blinking bouncing tempura and bean	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	lousy upside-down salt plum sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	diffused magnetized denatured pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	moist tarnished triple-denatured almond	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 43
10429	warmed super-nitrogenated handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	purple Oprah's brainy Retrospecs of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	olive mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	electrified arcane researcher's Socratic savvy Powerful Glove of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	foul-smelling Lo Pan's Drip harness of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
10442	drippy truncheon of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
10443	blinking Driplet	0		
10444	olive drippy snail shell	0		
10445	delicious jumbo drippy nugget	5	drippy	
10446	lousy glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	small bland drippy caviar	2	drippy	
10448	tasty drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	stanky drippy stake	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
10450	tumbling The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	green drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	narrow deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	olive super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	liquefied blinking blinking fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 69
10459	extra-enhanced twirling healthy juice	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 20
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	nasty cape	0		Stench Damage: +5
10467	skewed knitted mansplainer's back shell	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	upside-down Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	strapping bony back shell	0		Muscle: +5
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	moist extra-adjusted blooper ink	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 47
10475	coin	0		
10476	mirror rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	twirling plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	red rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	blurry narrow fuchsia packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	pulsating free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	yellow free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	rotten miniature ghostly mushroom filet	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	altered gray mushroom tea	1		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	drinkable mushroom whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	huge Annie Oakley's curative rosy-cheeked mushroom cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	Annie Oakley's Socratic mushroom shield of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	squat fireproof manspreader's stiffened mushroom pants of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	rosewater-soaked brawny mushroom badge of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	nitrogenated tumbling piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	MacGyver's kettle bell	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	fireproof glued-together crystal ball	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	green wizardly martini dregs	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	tumbling flickering flashlight of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	twirling blurry greasy crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	mirror teal outmoded fidget toy of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	flimsy ski pole of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	shaking smooth discarded finger painting	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	smooth pizza box	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	flame-retardant Oprah's chipped coffee mug	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	pulsating drippy seed	0		
10515	wobbly cyan drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	tumbling drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	ghostly drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	drinkable blurry drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	mirror weightlifter's gory drippy orb	0		Muscle: +15
10531	tumbling annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	red Rosewater's Guzzlr tablet of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	wobbly Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	blurry Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	blurry Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	wholesome Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	acceptable Ghiaccio Colada	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	bad Sourfinger	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	drinkable watered-down Nog-on-the-Cob	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	aged watered-down Steamboat	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	hand-crafted Buttery Boy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	spinning Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	lime green stylish clown car key of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	mansplainer's batting cage key of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	zippy sizzling aqu&iacute; of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	lion tamer's electrified veiny knob labinet key	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	narrow teal fireproof horrifying quilted weremoose key	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	manspreader's peg key	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	red groovy kekekey	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	narrow flame-wreathed rabbit's foot key	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	mansplainer's personal trainer's knob shaft skate key	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	Jeselnik's weightlifter's ice key of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	lime green hardy anchovy can key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	up-at-dawn beefcake's cactus key	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	narrow executive Newton's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	cyan treasure chest key of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	double-paned coward's razor-sharp demonic key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	supercharged key sausage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	Temple Grandin's beefcake's knob treasury key	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	double-paned scrap key of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	miser's reassuring rose key	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	ribald music box key	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	nasty supercool actual skeleton key	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	deep-fried key of James Dean of the dark arts of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	aromatic clever discarded bike lock key	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	narrow Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	nitrogenated spinning marshroom	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 26
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	mirror Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	jittery drippy candy bar	0		
10576	extra-quantum salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 42
10577	activated writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 32
10578	flattened gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 68
10579	blinking baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	skewed SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	wobbly medical-grade birch battery of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	foul-smelling razor-sharp ebony epee of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	reassuring lion tamer's weeping willow wand of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	Sherlock's chaotic smooth beechwood blowgun	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	wool Temple Grandin's experienced maple magnet	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	spinning Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	avaricious gravedigger's slick hemlock helm	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	shaking sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	smelly razor-sharp dangerous balsam barrel	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	oxidized jittery mirror redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	bouncing purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	smelly therapeutic purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	censurious perfumed horrifying scorching boxer's wormwood wedding ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	mirror drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	lime green narrow Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	huge frightening ert grey goo ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	electrified flattened huge Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	energized cyan Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	fancy bland ghostly Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	decent	Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	wet narrow Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	veiny banded Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	narrow lime green scandalous Jim Carey's Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	maroon executive Yeg's Motel slippers of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	cyan Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	spinning onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	wobbly yellow onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	teal onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	lime green alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	mirror maroon alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	prompt asbestos-lined electrified stiffened Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	upside-down complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	bad flask of moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	skewed Annie Oakley's fortified padded sea-worn candlestick	0		Damage Absorption: 80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	electrified null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	decent chocolate chip muffin	3	good	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	olive gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	ghostly greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	ionized Vulcanized fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	diffused boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	irradiated blue ghostly cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	colloidal adjusted overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	dry hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	extra-electrified polarized pulsating hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Book of Old-Timey Carols of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	skewed arcane researcher's Crimbo smile	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	narrow Herculean SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	oxidized skewed candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	frozen triple-ionized squat sugar	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	ionized multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	sage plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	greasy plastic multi-level marketer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	ruddy plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	greedy plastic Mirth	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	plastic Penny of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	mirror tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	knitted neck wreath	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	gravedigger's shining star cap	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	occult nativity shorts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	Annie Oakley's myrrh pouch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	wobbly squat lightning-fast grievous frankincenser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	scorching careful gilded trumpet	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	ruddy &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	Jim Carey's wine carrier	0		Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	candy bucket of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	denatured energized diffused prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	deionized huge imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	triple-anodized huge pulsating hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	spinning government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	huge government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	wobbly candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	skewed narrow booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	squat Temple Grandin's beefcake's fruit bat	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	nippy tinsel orb of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	supercool snowpack of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	Rosewater's slick Satan hat	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	fortified smooth Crimbo stockings	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	ruddy Sinatra's poncho de azucar	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	cyan twirling squat The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	twirling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	decent and pepper (stale)	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	extra-dry smooth huge cranberry margarita (brackish)	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	maroon goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	acceptable watered-down barrel-aged eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	spoiled special jumbo hand-crafted candy cane	5	crappy	Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	spoiled drive-thru burger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	perfectly mixed Boulevardier cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	dry corrupted corrupted cyan pulsating Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	normal bouncing bowl full of jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	bad squat Eye and a Twist	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	denatured yellow Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	jittery fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	wobbly emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	blurry spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	ghostly potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	dry pickled wet skewed skewed battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	unsweetened oxidized maroon squat battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	moist vacuum-sealed fuchsia battery (D)	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	electrified battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	triple-magnetized battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	anodized denatured improved spinning battery (car)	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	artisanal fancy marshmallow bomb	4	EPIC	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	mirror packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shaking shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	unsweetened wet shaking short beer	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	chilled magnetized colloidal short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	galvanized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	magnetized tumbling short glass of water	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	flattened polymerized tumbling fuchsia twirling short	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	huge Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	chaotic familiar scrapbook of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	olive clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	blinking thinker's fedora-mounted fountain of James Dean of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	wholesome slick sombrero-mounted sparkler of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	pulsating miser's cool beefcake's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	mirror mirror rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	red narrow rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	normal fire crackers	4	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	cyan tumbling Catherine Wheel of extreme caution of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	mirror purple Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked rocket boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	foul-smelling dangerous sparkler	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	diffused Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	vacuum-sealed aerosolized tumbling The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	vacuum-sealed Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	polarized narrow Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	chilled shaking Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	family-friendly nippy extra-large utility candle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	crafty runed taper candle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	squat friendly Herculean novelty sparkling candle of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	tumbling lard-coated Lo Pan's Abracandalabra	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	squat huge Newton's savvy extra-wide head candle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	non-tarnished huge natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	activated rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	chilled double-vacuum-sealed skewed banana candle	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	dry twirling ear candle	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	modified vacuum-sealed mirror votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	healthy water candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	avaricious B. L. A. R. T.	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	mirror purple empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	spinning rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	bouncing pump grease	0		
10796	shaking packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	blurry Usain Bolt's friendly brawny beefy industrial fire extinguisher of James Dean of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	huge packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	skewed auspicious sizzling arcane researcher's Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	upside-down eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	normal half-sized bread man	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	half-sized delicious plain candy cane	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	spoiled shaking flour cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	upside-down plastic food lab of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	Temple Grandin's plastic nog lab	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	tumbling plastic chem lab of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	wicked plastic primary lab	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	plastic Cheer Core of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	fuchsia packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	dangerous ice crown of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	frosty smartaleck's Rosewater's jeans	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	pulsating greasy Annie Oakley's Tesla ice wrap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	flavorless tofu pop	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	flavorless small bowl of prescription candy	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	spoiled spinning fishcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	small bland bone broth	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	adequate star pop	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	enchanted smooth Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	awesome	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	lousy practically non-alcoholic Doc's Smartifying Wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	triple-distilled acceptable Doc's Limbering Wine	6	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	tolerable red Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	boiled pulsating cyan Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	denatured narrow blinking Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	mixed Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dried shaking purple Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	tarnished shaking anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	double-polarized anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	dry anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	activated anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	tarnished improved anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	pressed pressed jittery anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	mediocre narrow Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	toothsome cyan shaking bread pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	delicious special clear Russian	4	awesome	Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	skewed zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	maroon Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	blinking gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	lime green gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	yellow goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	double-paned cozy scarf	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	bland immense huge Crimbo cookie	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	triple-anodized pressed fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	third ear of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	teal festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	peppermint-scented socks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	huge the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	wobbly projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	Usain Bolt's depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	snack-sized moldy &quot;caramel&quot;	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	blinking pulsating weightlifter's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	boxer's carnivorous potted plant	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	blue universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	smooth yule hatchet	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	spoiled enchanted lab-grown meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	inspector's fleece	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	blurry nasty hale can of mixed everything of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	lime green Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	maroon the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	spoiled small meatball	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	fuchsia cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	dehydrated fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	blurry skewed 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	diluted maroon astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 20
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	censurious Jack Frost's vibrating magnifying glass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	lousy high-proof green void lager	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	rotten enchanted void burger	4	crappy	Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	zippy gravedigger's careful void shard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	blinking skewed undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	miser's combat lover's locket	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	blinking Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	yellow trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	bouncing nasty scorching Jack Frost's energetic unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	pressed anodized gray emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	stanky survival knife	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	auspicious crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	headlamp of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	spinning nasty veiny personal trainer's thermal blanket	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	occult atlas of local maps	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	tarnished super-ionized anodized spare battery	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	vacuum-sealed spinning jittery single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	oxidized jittery gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	small tasty tumbling gray 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	huge gray bar of freeze-dried water	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	moldy super-sized expired MRE	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	decent jumbo cool mint precipice bar	5	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	super-sized moldy carrot cake precipice bar	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	brawny wizardly June cleaver of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	drinkable boozy Dad's brandy	5	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	electrified teacher's pen of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	delicious fire-roasted lake trout	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	immense flavorless guilty sprout	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	resourceful mother's necklace of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	alkaline dry trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	concentrated concentrated skewed savings bond	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	blurry designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	dried sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	yellow unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	mirror lime green thick dinosaur	0		
10934	green dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	blinking occult pterodactyl rifle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	wobbly shaking flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	blurry dinosaur dart	0		
10941	non-energized tarnished Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 69
10942	red narrow dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	twirling camouflage vest of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	twirling dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	green wool mansplainer's awkward dinosaur research harness of the empath	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
10948	Jim Carey's reflective vest	0		Monster Level: +25
10949	Temple Grandin's dinosaur	0		Familiar Weight: +7
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	narrow packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	smelly Jurassic Parka of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	narrow autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	nitrogenated quantum twirling autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	irresponsibly strong smooth squat AutumnFest ale	8	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	gray jittery up-at-dawn double-paned arcane researcher's autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	greasy dangerous thinker's autumn debris shield of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	adequate immense autumn-spice donut	7	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	cold-filtered moist autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	up-at-dawn autumn leaf pendant of the empath of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	distilled autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	ionized autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	teal familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	mediocre Oopsie IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	red St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	teal Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	huge moldy ratatouille de Jarlsberg	10	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	massive rotten Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	10	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	adequate purple roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	bland special shaking St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	decent	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	thick spoiled Pete's wiley whey bar	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	stale big fuchsia Pete's rich ricotta	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	smooth narrow fuchsia Boris's beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	adequate small honey bun of Boris	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	spoiled Boris's bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	mirror skewed Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	tumbling bouncing Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	blue Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	yummy baked veggie ricotta casserole	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	flavorless lime green plain calzone	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	miniature adequate red roasted vegetable focaccia	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	flavorless Pizza of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	fancy flavorless Calzone of Legend	3	decent	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	spoiled Deep Dish of Legend	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	green government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	hardened prohie's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	double-electrified huge imported taffy	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	purple savvy Charleston shoes of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	red squat booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	purple miser's frosty rare oboe	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	educational cool bullet necklace	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	stale massive swamp haunch	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	reassuring double-paned gator shades	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	teal milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	fancy drinkable Charleston Choo-Choo	4	good	Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	perfectly mixed triple-distilled Velvet Veil	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	hand-crafted weak blurry Marltini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	mediocre Strong, Silent Type	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	smooth wobbly Mysterious Stranger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	drinkable watered-down Champagne Shimmy	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	cyan the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	upside-down Temple Grandin's ceramic cestus of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	spinning maroon scandalous Socratic experienced ceramic centurion shield	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	Jim Carey's ceramic celery grater of horror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	squat Lo Pan's sinister ceramic celsiturometer of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	nasty sizzling dance instructor's ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	aromatic horrifying slick ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	dehydrated green ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	Vulcanized non-aerosolized huge squat extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 59
11028	huge boxer's chiffon chevrons of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	jittery boxer's wizardly chiffon chapeau of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	hale Rosewater's chiffon chamberpot of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	nasty banded chiffon chemise of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	extremely unsafe chiffon chakram of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	Van der Graaf Samson's chiffon chaps of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	dehydrated chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	unsweetened chilled chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 49
11036	moldy small chocomotive	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	normal half-sized freightcake	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	mediocre cabooze	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	ghostly plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	scorching plastic passenger car	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	Rosewater's plastic dining car	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	chilly sage plastic coal car	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	huge jittery plastic locomotive of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	ghostly packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	spinning model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	spinning Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	altered bouncing Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 41
11051	double-quantum Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 15
11052	energized tumbling Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 28
11053	improved frozen spinning Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 16
11054	dry skewed Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 26
11055	chilled super-electrified mirror Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 56
11056	blue ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	Rosewater's Trainbot harness	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	ghostly mirror shaking Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	flame-retardant Tesla rosy-cheeked head-mounted Trainbot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	bouncing gravedigger's Sinatra's leg-mounted Trainbots of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	huge wool sharpshooter's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	mirror cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	artisanal dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	normal skewed honey-drenched ham slice	4	good	
11071	smooth extra-dry pulsating mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	5	awesome	
11072	decent Crimbo food scraps	3	good	
11073	huge arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	shaking industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	decent steamed oyster	3	good	
11079	tumbling really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	teal deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	watered-down acceptable Crimbosmopolitan	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	stale Crimbo dinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	wobbly train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	skewed olive tumbling narrow The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	huge narrow half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	gray grubby wool	0		
11092	blurry fortified grievous Herculean grubby wool hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60
11093	shaking slick grubby wool scarf of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Single Equip
11094	family-friendly reassuring nasty grubby wool trousers	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
11095	rosewater-soaked resourceful therapeutic grubby wool gloves of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11096	blinking huge grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	delicious practically non-alcoholic nice warm beer	1	awesome	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	mirror groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	denatured fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	shaking whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	toothsome gigantic pixel bread	10	awesome	
11113	drinkable irresponsibly strong pixel whiskey	10	good	
11114	twirling pixel rock	0		
11115	ghostly cyan S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	upside-down S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	modified electrified bouncing glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	flattened energized mushroom	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	galvanized five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	diet rotten super good fruit	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	distilled energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	careful stiffened hot pepper	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	corrupted frozen huge cyan out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	triple-activated twirling fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	super-chilled polarized non-boiled bouncing flapper fly	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	tolerable pulsating shot of wasp venom	4	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	boiled improved mirror filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	alkaline shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	aerosolized tarnished triple-oxidized squat pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	modified improved pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	maroon hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	irradiated angry agate	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	frozen lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	bland skewed huge shadow sausage	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	huge wicked wizardly shadow skin	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	ionized lime green shadow flame	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	adequate shadow bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	drinkable extra-dry pulsating shadow fluid	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	blurry shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	narrow shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	weak artisanal shadow venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	compressed shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	flame-retardant knitted Tesla shadow stick	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	lightning-fast bat paw of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
11148	uncursed bat paw of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11149	teal executive MacGyver's fortified goblin cape	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40
11150	healthy uncursed goblin cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
11151	twirling wizardly dragon wishbone of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
11152	twirling arcane researcher's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11153	sharpshooter's Oprah's smartaleck's stats of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
11154	olive lightning-fast uncursed stats	0		Initiative: +40
11155	experienced arcane orb of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +7
11156	shaking wobbly mansplainer's uncursed arcane orb	0		Monster Level: +15
11157	gravedigger's machete	0		Spooky Damage: +10
11158	toasty uncursed machete	0		Hot Damage: +5
11159	blanket	0		
11160	red uncursed blanket	0		
11161	zippy slick medallion of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20
11162	greedy uncursed medallion	0		Meat Drop: +20
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	blue shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	olive closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	blurry shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	blue shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	green shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	nasty careful Oprah's shadow chef's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	perfumed friendly clever shadow trousers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	greasy rock-hard shadow hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	pulsating upside-down zippy MacGyver's rosy-cheeked shadow monocle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	blurry shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	huge moldy ghostly shadow hot dog	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	lousy spinning shadow martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	dehydrated shadow pill	1		
11185	red huge pulsating shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	shaking olive monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	cold-filtered diffused shadow candy	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 48
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	upside-down replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	tumbling replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	foul-smelling Jim Carey's replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	fuchsia curative occult sinister replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	greasy vibrating therapeutic hardened replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	ghostly hardened supercool replica V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	manspreader's deadly thinker's replica haiku katana	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	spinning replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	shaking perfumed fireproof ribald baleful replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	purple coward's curative quilted replica Greatest American Pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	nasty Newton's replica Juju Mojo Mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
11212	squat chaotic wholesome replica Operation Patriot Shield of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	rock-hard replica plastic vampire fangs of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	tumbling olive replica angel	0		
11216	green hale replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Maximum HP: +20, Drops Items
11217	squat replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	lime green squat replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	spinning replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	shaking replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	purple shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	upside-down lime green flame-retardant stanky strapping Cincho de Mayo of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	spinning dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	teal replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	squat tumbling replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	spinning replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	blue replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	twirling greasy foul-smelling crafty replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	lard-coated nasty Oprah's Newton's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11242	Sherlock's aromatic greasy Oprah's hale rosy-cheeked stiffened fortified replica hewn moon-rune spoon of vim and vigor of extreme caution of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: 80, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	lion tamer's rosy-cheeked supercool replica Powerful Glove of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	frightening sizzling frosty resourceful replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
11246	red scandalous gravedigger's careful Lo Pan's MacGyver's Da Vinci's replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	mirror olive twirling replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	Lo Pan's replica Jurassic Parka of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	narrow replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	lion tamer's strapping replica Cincho de Mayo of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	ghostly Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	narrow red 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	mirror lard-coated nippy curative brawny wizardly &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	yellow Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	huge Annie Oakley's pro skateboard of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	bouncing Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	green pulsating Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Socratic Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	wobbly family-friendly friendly steel-toed forbidden Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	mirror Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	enhanced galvanized ghostly scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	bouncing Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	narrow huge Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	bouncing Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	quadruple-galvanized scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	bouncing Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	skewed olive Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	weak artisanal upside-down Sexy Cosmo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	skewed Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	bouncing frosty dog trainer's Fonzie's red-soled high heels	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	rotten cyburger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	gravedigger's ncle leg	0		Spooky Damage: +10
11287	therapeutic rutabuga bag of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11288	squat supercool mesquito proboscis	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11289	supercool senate fly thorax	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11290	flattened vacuum-sealed purple bug juice	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55
11291	double-paned spider leg	0		Cold Resistance: +5
11292	beetle antenna of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
11293	shaking arcane researcher's mantis skull	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11294	chilled magnetized purple chitin powder	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 22
11295	scorching steel-toed daddy shortlegs leg	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +25
11296	blurry friendly birdybug antenna of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100
11297	upside-down careful vibrating kilopede skull	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
11298	dry haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 68
11299	warmed chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 11
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	teal souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	blinking boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	half-sized stale jittery squat watermelon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	squat watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	cyan water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	blurry thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	half-sized stale waffle	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	narrow fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	brawny cat o' nine teeth of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	nasty tooth cap of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	boxer's toothy trousers of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	bland squat banana split	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	gray Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	lime green huge medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	watered-down mediocre bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	avaricious curative experienced baywatch	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	bouncing Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	teal consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	boiled bouncing concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 20
11329	powdered twirling narrow blinking meat	1		
11330	diluted sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 50
11331	pickled squat hardening cream	1		
11332	altered yellow pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	skewed book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	extra-aerosolized sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 57
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	green inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	bouncing up-at-dawn rake	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	blinking extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	blinking stylish autumnal aegis of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	extra-galvanized mirror distilled resin	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	upside-down super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	cyan tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	ghostly tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	slick impromptu torch of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	lime green rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's fig leaf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	pulsating vibrating smoldering drape of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	teal smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	Temple Grandin's mansplainer's fortified dangerous Herculean leaf crown of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	toothsome pulsating leafy browns	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	activated upside-down autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	extra-enhanced coping juice	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	fuchsia pulsating smelly Lo Pan's sinister candy cane sword cane of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	skewed wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	blue Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	huge Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	wobbly Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	jittery Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	teal automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	bouncing handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	jittery Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	squat housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	yummy pickled bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	half-sized bland salted mutton	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	bland bite-sized squat corned beet	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	bite-sized stale peppermint donut	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	crafty Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	blurry clever Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	cyan military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	shaking Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	acceptable spirit-forward spinning Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	hale Crimbuccaneer lantern of the bloodbag of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: 120, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	slick Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Van der Graaf Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	unsweetened dry polarized tumbling olive Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	hale Rosewater's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	mirror toasty Elf Guard insignia (general) of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	drinkable Crimbow Rainbo	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	huge Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	skewed ghostly Tesla Elf Guard broom of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	Usain Bolt's MacGyver's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	purple Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	practically non-alcoholic bad old-school pirate grog	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	tiny adequate grog nuts	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	double-paned Herculean cool sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	tolerable weak officer's nog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	moldy tumbling tumbling sundae ration	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	stale skewed red peppermint tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	bouncing Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	bland fancy whalesteak	4	decent	Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	beefy whalegun of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	huge Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	smelly flame-wreathed Jack Frost's Elf Guard clipboard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	gravedigger's pegfinger	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	practically non-alcoholic aged and claret	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	ghostly knitted Elf Guard and beret	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	yellow zippy chaotic medical-grade shipwright's hammer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	fuchsia blinking avaricious stiffened strapping gunwale	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	nasty chilly Van der Graaf Kelflar vest	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	chilled chilled whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	ribald scandalous Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Sleaze Damage: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	manspreader's beefy Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	MacGyver's smartaleck's Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	stanky Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	jittery Fonzie's sage massive wrench of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	Van der Graaf electrified brown pirate pants	0		MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 12, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	narrow Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	greedy rosewater-soaked greasy hale supercool Elf dessert spoon of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	Jim Carey's groovy Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	narrow Socratic experienced free boots	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	tumbling healthy Da Vinci's beefy Elvish underarmor	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	twirling Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	miniature tasty sugarplum ration	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	spoiled miniature skewed gingerbread nylons	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	small fancy tasty rum-soaked fruitcake	2	awesome	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	rotten snack-sized pulsating lime	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	normal gingerbread pirate	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	stale diet fruit-stuffed rumcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	perfectly mixed cyan mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	tolerable practically non-alcoholic blinking gray Swedish coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	weak lousy canteen of eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	bad weak hot wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	enchanted artisanal Jamaican coffee	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	tolerable weak flask of egggrog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	skewed pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	aged yule grog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	decent massive olive wet tack	8	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	flavorless mirror whalecake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	ghostly avaricious stanky thinker's gunwale whalegun	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	acceptable and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	lime green trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	horrifying cool Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	purple chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	upside-down strapping sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	gravedigger's replica Elf Guard medal of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	blinking prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	squat Lo Pan's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	maroon My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	nasty therapeutic shellacked barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	flame-wreathed lion tamer's Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	spinning Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	spinning precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	squat Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	jittery Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	narrow mirror pulsating The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	galvanized green military candy cane	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 53
11503	liquefied twirling groggipop	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 63
11504	narrow supercool wizardly moss mace	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	jittery manspreader's moss megaphone of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	therapeutic moss medal of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	wool strapping moss mitre	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	cyan friendly stylish moss mantle	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	chaotic beefy moss marlinspike	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	denatured twirling upside-down moss mulch	1		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	modified polarized ghostly blinking moss floss	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 14
11512	blurry adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	jittery adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	mixed adobe assortment	1		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	denatured adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 41
11520	blinking ribald resourceful medical-grade crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	Jeselnik's smooth crepe paper parachute cape of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	purple tumbling coward's crepe paper pie clip of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	perfumed experienced crepe paper puzzle cube of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 5, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	vibrating banded baleful crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	auspicious coward's crepe paper polka charm of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	powdered narrow crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	frozen non-altered anodized crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
11528	brawny petrified wood war pike of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	narrow dance instructor's petrified wood waist protector of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	razor-sharp petrified wood wizard's pouch of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	foul-smelling petrified wood water purifier	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	horrifying wholesome petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	fuchsia jittery flame-retardant Da Vinci's petrified wood walking pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	powdered squat petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	activated wobbly petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 68
11536	drinkable narrow shaking cybeer	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	mirror ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	gravedigger's baleful Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	lime green pulsating hardy strapping Elf Guard war standard	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	grievous Da Vinci's spring shoes of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	oxidized bouncing jittery ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	dry nitrogenated crunchy brush	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	ghostly smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	blurry quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	maroon ghostly quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	spinning motion sensor of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	wool beefy Everfull Dart Holster	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	skewed rosewater-soaked crafty Samson's Apriling band helmet of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	skewed rosewater-soaked supercharged quilted wizardly Apriling band saxophone	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	reassuring lard-coated friendly energetic Apriling band quad tom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	narrow greedy toasty chaotic Apriling band tuba of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	ghostly knitted wool ribald veiny shellacked Apriling band staff of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: 4, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	squat Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	adequate yam	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	bad practically non-alcoholic fuchsia tumbling yam martini	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	artisanal sweet potato o' mine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	drinkable green Southern yam	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	lousy fuchsia sweet potato punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	flavorless Mayam spinach	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	massive spoiled yam and swiss	9	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	clever hale yam cannon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	huge yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	skewed yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	purple yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	wobbly gravedigger's Annie Oakley's brainy furry yam buckler	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	Usain Bolt's steel-toed studded yamtility belt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	adequate immense yam slider	10	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	flavorless yam mayo	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	enchanted super-sized flavorless yam burrito	5	decent	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	narrow visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	pulsating mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	ghostly Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	fancy big flavorless mini kiwi	5	decent	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	studded Sinatra's mini kiwi bikini of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	artisanal strong mini kiwitini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	pulsating mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	smelly mini kiwi silicon tiepin of James Dean of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mirror mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	decent mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	drinkable gray mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	4	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	galvanized tumbling mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	Vulcanized triple-modified maroon mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	scandalous mini kiwi whipping stick of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	tumbling mini kiwi icepick of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	diffused shaking mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	olive protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	upside-down protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	zippy flame-retardant hale messenger bag RNA	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	jumbo spoiled bacteria bisque	5	crappy	
11619	spoiled wobbly ciliophora chowder	4	crappy	
11620	miniature moldy cream of chloroplasts	2	crappy	
11621	narrow synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	tumbling flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	tumbling extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	Jeselnik's frightening toasty sage tearaway pants of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	blue Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	lousy Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	narrow longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	mirror Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	mirror bodyguard badge	0		
11639	fuchsia Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	jittery Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	yellow boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	spinning bouncing blade of dismemberment of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	skewed Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	squat Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	upside-down structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	razor-sharp embers-only jacket of the bloodbag of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	energetic bembershoot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	flavorless wheel of camembert	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	jittery lard-coated chaotic groovy hat of remembering	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	mirror throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	skewed head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	skewed photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	narrow hardened wizardly bat wings of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	lion tamer's monocle on a stick of the early riser	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	huge padded dangerous plastic pipe	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	greasy fake arrow-through-the-head of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	mirror lightning-fast greasy bow tie	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	MacGyver's beefcake's fake huge beard	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	curative arcane researcher's astronaut helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	greasy Jeselnik's feather boa	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	spinning medical-grade Sheriff badge of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	therapeutic sinister Sheriff pistol	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	jittery Usain Bolt's rosy-cheeked Sheriff moustache	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	perfumed mansplainer's photo booth supply list	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	mirror tie-dye headband	0		
11674	stale special huge whirled peas	8	decent	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	normal mirror peaza	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	diluted skewed drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	dehydrated Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	tumbling quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	magnetized dry pea brittle	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	mediocre ghostly peasco	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	gigantic decent jittery piece of cake	7	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	bouncing handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	maroon cool deft pirate hook of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	jittery stiffened iron tricorn hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	brawny jolly roger flag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	skewed sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	wobbly pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	artisanal olive tankard of spiced rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	distilled smooth fancy tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	5	awesome	Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	skewed blurry packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	lard-coated governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	purple bouncing governor's daughter's petticoats of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	Sinatra's chili powder cutlass	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	normal Aztec tamale	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	tumbling jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	groggles of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	upside-down pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	razor-sharp cool silky pirate drawers	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	lime green profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	unsweetened liquefied anodized narrow peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	extra-dry delicious hard cocoa	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	moldy gigantic salmagumdi	9	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	shaking inspector's plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	fortified plastic St. Patrick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	dog trainer's sinister plastic Colonel Brando	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	friendly plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	bouncing Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	wobbly Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	squat Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	purple jittery wobbly Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	half-sized yummy coney haunch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	dry spinning dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	artisanal special moai toai	3	EPIC	Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 35
11725	nippy moaiball of extreme caution of the empath	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	narrow half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	nitrogenated denatured four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	wobbly aromatic reassuring medical-grade potato jacket	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	nasty arcane researcher's military orb	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	chilled tarnished blurry rum ball	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 57
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	blurry savvy gravyskin hat of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	squat gravedigger's sizzling gravyskin buckler	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	green stanky therapeutic gravyskin skirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	Jeselnik's beefcake's gravyskin pants	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	chilled vacuum-sealed jittery crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	delicious room scale bean casserole	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	jittery fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	horrifying smelly perfect Christmas scarf of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	zippy brawny snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	ionized LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	rosewater-soaked arcane researcher's Congressional Medal of Insanity of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	blinking pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	artisanal Easter grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	perfectly mixed purple Irish eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	acceptable irresponsibly strong jittery canteen of jungle juice	7	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	practically non-alcoholic tolerable turchucken	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	hand-crafted mechanically-mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	hand-crafted upside-down holiday trip around the world	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	stale snack-sized spinning chocolate ostrich egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	stale massive beef and cabbage	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	rotten candy rations	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	toothsome shaking double-candied yams	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	moldy Christmas ham	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	decent snack-sized holiday smorgasbord	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	steel-toed bejazzled eyepatch	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	green blinking Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	skewed Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	tumbling huge moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	pulsating narrow scorching electrified egg gun of vim and vigor of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	grievous Rosewater's boxer's stylish army helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	teal napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	flavorless snack-sized Thanksgiving ration	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	delicious weak Easter eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	compressed yellow clovermint	1		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	twirling miser's occult baleful nylon Christmas stockings of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	green tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	diffused Vulcanized deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	ribald Annie Oakley's McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	squat Annie Oakley's steel-toed McHugeLarge left pole of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	tumbling lard-coated scandalous supercharged McHugeLarge right pole	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	nippy brawny McHugeLarge left ski	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	McHugeLarge right ski of Gandalf of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	dehydrated blurry cyan eXpand	1		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	shaking brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	blurry dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	jittery mirror dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	huge twirling dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	yellow dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	blue dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	cyan dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	pulsating cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	wobbly retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	spinning pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	ghostly malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	jittery CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	blurry pulsating server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	ghostly logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	boiled mirror psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	blurry dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	teal OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	lime green parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	shaking hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	jittery geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	gray virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	teal upside-down ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	quantum Vulcanized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
11834	adjusted iDrops	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	jittery toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	spinning scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	pulsating twirling foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	blinking blinking childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	twirling shaking flyswatter	0		
11848	twirling Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	jittery upside-down heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	red skewed phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	maroon mirror foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	upside-down rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	fuchsia sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	blinking carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	maroon glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	blurry narrow Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	denatured scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	special watered-down smooth pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	awesome	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	denatured phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	wobbly crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	huge spoon	0		
11869	upside-down unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	boiled huge purple leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	yummy jittery Heck ramen	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	delicious burrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	moldy snack-sized upside-down small beer brat	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	decent tiny blinking cyan peach pie	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	bland incredible mini-pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	bad enchanted practically non-alcoholic Divine sidecar	1	decent	Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	weak perfectly mixed tangarita sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	acceptable twirling gimlet sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	tolerable vodka stratocaster sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	bad tumbling prussian cathouse sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	hand-crafted weak Mon Tiki sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	green Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	jittery reassuring April Shower Thoughts shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	green glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	liquefied quantum wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	hand-crafted enchanted Three Sheets to the Wind	3	EPIC	Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	stale pile of wet dates	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	maroon hardened wet shower cap	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	cool wet shower shoes	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	Socratic wet shower shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	huge wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	warmed huge blinking wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	modified tarnished blinking wet paperback	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	narrow stanky wet shower radio	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	pulsating wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	manspreader's birthday bloon	0		Monster Level: +10
11903	double-frozen denatured fuchsia jawwetter	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 24
11904	blue Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	Socratic Peridot of Peril of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	blue aromatic terrycloth turban	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11907	jockey's hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11908	knitted sharpshooter's hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3
11909	Herculean extra-tight skullcap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11910	wizardly sturdy pith helmet	0		Mysticality: +25
11911	clever bishop's mitre	0		Maximum MP: +20
11912	tin foil hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11913	skewed baleful construction hardhat	0		Spell Damage: +25
11914	auspicious imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Item Drop: +10
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	ghostly grievous stylish bycocket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	mirror packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	fuchsia yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	lime green family-friendly Axis helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1
11925	shaking maroon inspector's hardened Axis fatigues	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +15
11926	Annie Oakley's Oprah's Axis suspenders	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	pulsating really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	shaking priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	cyan huge Oprah's cool Allied Radio Backpack of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	spinning ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	mirror green confetti grenade	0		
11937	miniature normal mirror Skeleton Wars rations	2	good	
11938	perfectly mixed skeleton war fuel can	3	EPIC	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	red M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	gray bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	chaotic therapeutic rosy-cheeked Allied Forces insignia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	enhanced Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	upside-down stanky bully badge	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	time cop top hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	purple Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	modified tumbling mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	rotten snack-sized toast with mixed berry jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	small moldy cup of sugar	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	miniature adequate spinning Susie's cupcake	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	wobbly clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	forbidden savvy the gun of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	acceptable twirling wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	blurry really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	jittery resourceful undersea surveying goggles	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	acceptable Ocean-Touched Rum	3	good	
11964	dried water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 50
11965	spoiled kelp puck	3	crappy	
11966	blinking scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	narrow scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	huge waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	mirror sea gel	0		
11971	chilled narrow octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 14
11972	skewed durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	wobbly packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	aromatic dentadent	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	tumbling quilted Sinatra's thinker's blood cubic zirconia of the brute of the bloodbag of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	pickled twirling blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	perfectly mixed pheromone cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	toothsome spinal tapas	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shaking lime green shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	jittery hale hardened Newton's shrunken head	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	narrow small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	blinking knucklebone	0		
12052	artisanal practically non-alcoholic upside-down Smoking Pope	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
12053	adequate yellow prize turkey	4	good	
12054	distilled medicinal gruel	1		
12055	normal fancy miniature bouncing huge full-sized pumpkin pie	2	good	Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	mediocre triple-distilled vodka cranberry sauce	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	modified yammed candy	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	adequate tiny treasure chestnut	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	hand-crafted mulled butter rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	magnetized adjusted cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	family-friendly plastic left skeleton arm	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	zippy plastic left skeleton leg	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	lion tamer's plastic right skeleton arm	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	Jim Carey's plastic right skeleton leg	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	wobbly lightning-fast plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	tumbling discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	zippy aromatic angelbone kilt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	narrow brawny angelbone totem	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	wholesome angelbone mantle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	angelbone dice of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	gray electrified energetic angelbone halo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	denatured jittery wobbly squat angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	deionized biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 49
12076	Usain Bolt's chaotic devilbone helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	blurry Sinatra's devilbone greaves	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	Socratic devilbone shinguards of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	wholesome devilbone corset	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	supercool devilbone flute of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	weightlifter's devilbone rosary	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	dehydrated devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	chilled huge Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
12116	twirling purple burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	bouncing burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	purple burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	personal trainer's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	blue The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	bad narrow Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	hand-crafted watered-down bottle of prize-winning rum	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	twirling perfumed hardy banded Santa-Slayer medal	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	pulsating Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	extra-tarnished pickled pressed pulsating boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	quadruple-moist flattened green boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	non-deionized boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	horrifying dance instructor's smoldering vertebra of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	green blinking volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	dog trainer's Sinatra's groovy hot boning knife	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	mansplainer's razor-sharp fistbone of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	hardy personal trainer's burnt bone belt of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	hale scorched skull trophy	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	spoiled super-sized wing bone	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	mediocre fuchsia weak skeleton venom	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	denatured spinning baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	Samson's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	Tesla plastic skeleton skull	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	skewed squat undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	blurry bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	narrow greedy smartaleck's scorched skeleton mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	banded baleful scorched skeleton shirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	green avaricious thinker's scorched skeleton pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	shaking messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	red Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	blinking Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	bouncing Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	olive bouncing Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	narrow knitted brawny fireproof bonesaw	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	extremely unsafe Sinatra's vermiculite shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	bouncing pulsating ship's lantern of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	cyan Jim Carey's Van der Graaf heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	enchanted bland red traditional gingerloaf	4	decent	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	acceptable Scotch and eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	liquefied green counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	practically non-alcoholic smooth blinking &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	red crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	normal wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	super-aerosolized magnetized gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 38
12179	Usain Bolt's banded glimmering crystal	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	yellow tumbling boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	twirling Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	pulsating boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	fuchsia dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	bouncing intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	squat fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	jittery Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	extra-polarized frozen wobbly Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	polarized Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	chilled dry Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	rosy-cheeked healthy and dress	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	supercool and dress of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	tarnished fuchsia dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	narrow gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	healthy dinosaur bone club	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	Tesla banded dinosaur skull helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	scandalous gravedigger's boxer's dinosaur bone corset	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	watered-down bad gray Pork Elf cough syrup	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	jittery spinning blurry Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	spoiled rat pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	mirror Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	ghostly lion tamer's educational hoverboard of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	inspector's Da Vinci's smooth left shark fin	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	blurry fitness tracking bracelet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	boiled twirling candy bone	1		
12215	squat mirror wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	bland discarded hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	perfectly mixed spirit-forward most of a beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	squat pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	moldy can of tuna	3	crappy	
12227	flavorless small narrow alien salad	2	decent	
12228	bland tumbling ratbatatouille	3	decent	
12229	delicious jumbo olive onigiri	5	awesome	
12230	miniature stale crudit&eacute;s	2	decent	
12231	snack-sized moldy pulsating sauced mutton	2	crappy	
12232	decent hot honey ant	3	good	
12233	decent miniature tomb aspic	2	good	
12234	stale shaking later tots	4	decent	
12235	adequate snack-sized spinning Frutti di Scatoletta	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	spoiled shaking olive Pesto alla Marziano	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	half-sized moldy Arrattabbattabiata	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	normal ghostly Orzo di Riso	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	rotten super-sized Pasta Grimavera	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	rotten Linguini Ubriacapa	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	decent Formica e Pepe	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	toothsome Tubetto Gelatto	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	moldy skewed Gnocci Domani	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	flame-wreathed razor-sharp Space Soldier Helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
12253	jumbo decent premium turkey leg	5	good	
12254	tolerable boozy styrofoam cup of mead	5	good	
12255	greedy sword	0		Meat Drop: +20
12256	blinking upside-down staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
12257	steel-toed lute	0		Damage Reduction: 9
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	tumbling fortified savvy The Wizard's Android of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	gray juggling ball	0		
12263	forbidden occult tactical jester's cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: 75, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	ghostly single-use sword	0		
12265	cyan spinning flimsy plastic helmet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
12266	pulsating squat Socratic flimsy plastic greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
12267	razor-sharp flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
12268	flimsy plastic shield of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	fireproof banded Rosewater's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	double-paned knitted frightening Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: 8
12272	tiny tasty classic banana	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	bland immense watermelon	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	moldy yellow spinning quince	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	spoiled classic banana pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	activated essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	magnetized dry banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	mediocre Aesop Daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	delicious Monkey Congress	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	spoiled watermelon pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	aerosolized ghostly concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	quadruple-enhanced chilled Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	mediocre Melonegroni	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Melonade Spritz	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	gigantic bland quince pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	concentrated adjusted quince quaff	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	enhanced activated purple Quickquince	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	artisanal high-proof Quiskey Sour	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	watered-down perfectly mixed Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	aged Roth IPA	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	shaking dog trainer's beefcake's underdraft protection	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	flavorless jumbo ghostly soybean futures	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	magnetized double-electrified housing bubble	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	alkaline Vulcanized Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 18
12298	inspector's manspreader's financial instrument	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	executive scorching hedge fund clippers	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	tumbling selling shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	yellow bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	lime green narrow bouncing bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	zippy smooth 401k ring	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	liquefied vacuum-sealed flattened invisible hand	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	boiled quadruple-anodized anodized narrow circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	ionized chilled mint	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	twisted toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	distilled cyan huge intangible asset	1		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	altered red wobbly twirling liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	mirror gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	practically non-alcoholic lousy spinning Malattia Becco Malbec	1	decent	
12316	ghostly kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"