1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	squat seal tooth	0		
3	frosty helmet turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pulsating pasta spoon	0		
6	fortified ravioli hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	ruddy disco mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	skewed blue mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	powdered shaking squat moxie weed	1		
15	powdered twirling strongness elixir	1		
16	boiled magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 45
17	normal jittery noodles	3	good	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	boxer's asparagus knife	0		Muscle Percent: +10
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	wobbly chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	shaking Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	skewed really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	ghostly rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	perfumed Bjorn's Hammer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	bouncing savvy Dolphin King's crown	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	Knob Goblin scimitar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
36	educational Knob Goblin tongs	0		Experience: +1
37	upside-down reassuring viking helmet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	stiffened Knob Goblin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	blurry pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	acceptable ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	good	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	shaking blinking twirling figurine	0		
47	stale skewed hot buttered roll	3	decent	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	normal small bowl of cottage cheese	2	good	
50	curative Rock and Roll Legend	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Tesla Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	steel-toed stone banjo	0		Damage Reduction: 9
54	curative Disco Banjo of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	ghostly wobbly jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	electrified 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	Mace of the Tortoise of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	spoiled fortune cookie	4	crappy	
62	wool oriole-feather headdress	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	narrow action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	spinning Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	mirror twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	skewed blinking Lo Pan's Pasta Spoon of Peril of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	blinking shaking executive stakes	0		Meat Drop: +40
72	teal barskin hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	spinning barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	fuchsia skewed sapling	0		
76	yellow Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	dance instructor's stick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
78	steel-toed pretty bouquet	0		Damage Reduction: 9
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	fancy drinkable ice-cold Willer	3	good	Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 5
82	maroon ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	spinning Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	spinning key	0		
87	bouncing meat from yesterday	0		
88	pulsating blinking meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	frosty basic meat sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
94	mirror Lo Pan's basic meat pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	upside-down executive basic meat helmet	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	blue manspreader's dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Monster Level: +10
97	avaricious supercharged pimpin' meat hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	blurry meat face	0		
100	narrow fuchsia lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	sizzling hale staff	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +10
104	scarecrow	0		
105	stale bowl of charms	3	decent	
106	skewed ketchup	1	decent	
107	red catsup	1	awesome	
108	stick	0		
109	twirling crossbow string	0		
110	boxer's basic meat staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10
111	sizzling basic meat crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +10
112	Socratic meatloaf helmet of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	jittery avaricious dripping meat sword	0		Meat Drop: +30
114	dripping meat staff of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
115	supercharged dripping meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
116	Jack Frost's cool Bugfinder Blade	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	pulsating spring	0		
119	teal sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	twirling Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	ghostly blue meat engine	0		
127	scandalous Gnollish autoplunger	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
128	smooth meat pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	red third-hand nunchaku of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
130	extremely unsafe eyepatch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	mirror Certificate of Participation	0		
134	narrow bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	twirling valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	pulsating dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	yellow cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	baleful eXtreme meat sword	0		Spell Damage: +25
148	healthy eXtreme meat staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
149	reassuring eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
150	Annie Oakley's thinker's Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	miser's Herculean Elder Turtle Shell	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	pulsating prompt toasty Colander of Em-er'il	0		Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	rosy-cheeked experienced Ancient Saucehelm	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	frightening Disco 'Fro Pick of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	sharpshooter's El Sombrero De Lopez of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	huge red Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	olive wad of dough	0		
160	wobbly pie crust	0		
161	yummy snack-sized ghuol egg	2	awesome	
162	bland tiny skewed ghuol egg quiche	1	decent	
163	skeleton bone of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	decent green ghuol-ear kabob	3	good	
168	tumbling medical-grade bone rattle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	miniature stale lihc eye pie	2	decent	
172	lime green gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	blurry Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	bland uncooked chorizo	3	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	bouncing brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	flavorless chorizo taco	4	decent	
180	acceptable blurry ice-cold fotie	3	good	
181	mirror baseball	0		
182	narrow batgut	0		
183	lime green spinning twirling bat wing	0		
184	blinking briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	shaking bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	yellow rosy-cheeked batskin belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
192	blinking tumbling blurry batskin belt	0		
193	narrow birthday candle	0		
194	blurry smartaleck's Mr. Accessory	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only
195	ghostly red eXtreme nose ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	huge ghostly yellow rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	huge ring of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
200	delicious snack-sized skewed rat appendix kabob	2	awesome	
201	yummy bat wing kabob	4	awesome	
202	rotten carob chunks	3	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	gigantic decent carob chunk cookies	7	good	
205	twirling secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	mirror piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	EPIC	
208	maroon patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	bouncing Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	bouncing decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	aromatic beefcake's filthy corduroys	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	clever filthy knitted dread sack	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	moldy maroon wobbly carob brownies	3	crappy	
217	adequate low-calorie special herb brownies	1	good	Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 30
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	curative gnoll-tooth necklace	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
222	jittery phat turquoise bead	0		
223	blue phat turquoise bracelet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
224	tumbling forbidden eyepatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	special moldy twirling tofu casserole	4	crappy	Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 20
226	distilled red wobbly spinning wobbly can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	dangerous Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10
228	electrified Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
229	flame-wreathed Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
230	weightlifter's dead guy's watch	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	blinking upside-down Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	blinking ghostly Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	skewed Bigger Bugfinder Blade of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100
236	shaking Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	aged skewed bottle of gin	4	awesome	
238	tolerable bottle of vodka	3	good	
239	mirror olive Orcish baseball cap of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	careful arcane researcher's Orcish cargo shorts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	lard-coated Orcish frat-paddle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
242	moldy half-sized	2	crappy	
243	diet tasty ghostly grapefruit	1	awesome	
244	moldy grapes	3	crappy	
245	yummy olive	3	awesome	
246	miniature rotten narrow tomato	2	crappy	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	artisanal irresponsibly strong skewed salty dog	9	EPIC	
249	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed tumbling bloody mary	1	EPIC	
250	tolerable bouncing screwdriver	3	good	
251	delicious practically non-alcoholic martini	1	awesome	
252	acceptable enchanted skewed bloody beer	3	good	Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
253	weak hand-crafted shot of schnapps	2	EPIC	
254	lousy weak skewed shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	decent	
255	aged fine wine	3	awesome	
256	perfectly mixed shot of tomato schnapps	3	EPIC	
257	tolerable special extra-spicy bloody mary	3	good	Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 15
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	normal miniature White Citadel fries	2	good	
261	adequate spinning White Citadel burger	3	good	
262	decent maroon piece of wedding cake	3	good	
263	immense decent chocolate chips	8	good	
264	big decent chocolate chip cookies	5	good	
265	Samson's satin pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	perfectly mixed lightning	3	EPIC	
267	shaking supercharged mullet wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	wobbly yellow rock-hard meat cowboy hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	scorching sword	0		Hot Damage: +25
270	teal upside-down picket fence	0		
271	powdered twirling shaking barbell	1		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 20
272	mixed twirling concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	compressed narrow tumbling moxie weed	1		
274	bouncing Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dried tumbling extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 30
278	denatured jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	distilled suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 5
280	jittery Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	shaking Annie Oakley's gasmask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	yellow Boris's key	0		
283	red Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	cyan Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	careful walrus-tusk earring	0		Monster Level: -10
286	jittery forbidden ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
287	MacGyver's Boris's ring	0		Maximum MP: +100
288	potato sprout	0		
289	teal bouncing Jack Frost's Jarlsberg's earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
290	Sneaky Pete's breath spray of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
291	wicked boxer's can of maces	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5
292	olive knitted rubber axe	0		Cold Resistance: +3
293	scorching healthy chef's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	pail of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	smooth demonskin trousers	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	green dungeoneer's dungarees of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	energized oxidized blinking tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 35
298	double-frozen flattened lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 32
299	flattened pickled blurry pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 17
300	magnetized pressed mirror yellow jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 28
301	flat dough	0		
302	normal jittery skewed Knob sausage	3	good	
303	small flavorless blurry Knob mushroom	2	decent	
304	lime green dry noodles	0		
305	asbestos-lined Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	twirling tumbling cool Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	chilled triple-wet Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 14
308	spinning smelly Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	bouncing green Knob Goblin elite pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	miser's Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Meat Drop: +10
311	gray blinking hill of beans	0		
312	clever Knob Goblin visor	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	purple Crown of the Goblin King of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	moldy miniature red bean burrito	2	crappy	
315	moldy jumbo bean burrito	5	crappy	
316	massive bland ghostly pulsating insanely bean burrito	6	decent	
317	tasty lime green bean burrito	3	awesome	
318	bland bean burrito	3	decent	
319	bland insanely bean burrito	3	decent	
320	spoiled blurry bat haggis	3	crappy	
321	snack-sized bland menudo	2	decent	
322	normal goat cheese	4	good	
323	spoiled plain pizza	3	crappy	
324	adequate snack-sized sausage pizza	2	good	
325	rotten goat cheese pizza	4	crappy	
326	moldy mushroom pizza	4	crappy	
327	goat	0		
328	strong lousy bottle of whiskey	5	decent	
329	jittery curative goat beard	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	ghostly glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	hand-crafted Canadian	3	EPIC	
332	rotten gigantic upside-down lemon	7	crappy	
333	decent lime	4	good	
334	sabre teeth of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	friendly consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: +3
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	mirror tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	Vulcanized double-warmed Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 18
341	frozen Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 43
342	upside-down upside-down Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	tarnished Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 54
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	purple Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	ninja mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	blurry shaking fortified arcane researcher's icy-hot katana	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60
352	studded ninja hot pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	narrow bouncing ninja stars	0		
354	slick nunchaku of the sewer	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +25
355	eXtreme scarf of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	jittery resourceful snowboarder pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	spoiled jittery purple gr8ps	3	crappy	
359	delicious huge t8r tots	6	awesome	
360	quilted miner's helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	lime green resourceful miner's pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	huge electrified 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
363	shaking linoleum ore	0		
364	jittery asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	ghostly linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	pulsating teal asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	ghostly squat chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	purple linoleum meat stack	0		
376	squat asbestos meat stack	0		
377	cyan mirror chrome meat stack	0		
378	skewed banded linoleum sword of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25
379	linoleum staff of the empath of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +60
380	Da Vinci's linoleum crossbow of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
381	shaking Rosewater's brawny asbestos sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30
382	wobbly censurious steel-toed asbestos staff	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +3
383	quilted occult asbestos crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40
384	cyan Annie Oakley's sinister chrome sword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
385	crafty deadly chrome staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10
386	bouncing lime green Van der Graaf experienced chrome crossbow	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	mirror meaty helmet turtle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	tumbling lion tamer's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	scorching linoleum helmet turtle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	blue sinister chrome helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	red yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	bouncing extremely unsafe penguin shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	extremely unsafe yakskin pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	aromatic hippopotamus pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	groovy eXtreme mittens	0		Moxie Percent: +10
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	skewed Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	ghostly Tesla swashbuckling pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	gray shoulder parrot of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
404	spinning brainy acoustic guitarrr	0		Mysticality: +5
405	huge sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	narrow pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	rosewater-soaked sk8board	0		Stench Resistance: +3
411	twirling narrow Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	jittery smooth Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +15
414	up-at-dawn crowbarrr	0		Adventures: +5
415	manspreader's leotarrrd	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	Sherlock's safarrri hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	tarnished henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 42
418	polarized yellow spinning spinning Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 55
419	boiled yellow serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 14
420	alkaline chilled spinning tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 42
421	dry energized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 21
422	denatured cyan potion of potency	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 60
423	double-wet cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 22
424	unsweetened tarnished corrupted ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 27
425	modified denatured purple oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 49
426	diffused irradiated potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 30
427	box of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Wiki Name: "box"
428	olive nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	teal beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	tumbling acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	fireproof clown shoes	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25
432	cool bloody clown pants	0		Moxie: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	bouncing skinny balloon	0		
434	balloon helmet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	pulsating avaricious coward's balloon sword	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +30, Clowniness: 50
436	narrow blue balloon monkey	0		
437	tumbling chef skull	0		
438	blinking chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	huge bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	cool box-in-the-box	0		Moxie: +5
446	ghostly nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	coward's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Monster Level: -20
448	Lo Pan's foolscap fool's cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	personal trainer's clown nose	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Clowniness: 25
450	mirror pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	fuchsia pretentious palette	0		
452	yellow disease	0		
453	blurry sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	normal spinning jumbo olive	3	good	
456	practically non-alcoholic mediocre jittery dry martini	1	decent	
457	upside-down savvy ye olde golde frontes	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	tumbling continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	wobbly pixel	0		
462	teal pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	squat pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	normal massive pixel pie	6	good	
468	upside-down ruby W	0		
469	mirror wussiness potion	0		
470	lousy narrow Imp Ale	3	decent	
471	moldy immense maroon hot wing	8	crappy	
472	wobbly reassuring diamond-studded cane	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	shellacked crutch	0		Damage Reduction: 7
474	cyan cast	0		
475	executive wizardly mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	chaotic infernal insoles of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10
478	wobbly evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Sherlock's Mr. Container	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	chaotic Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	sinister hemp backpack	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	skewed snakehead charrrm	0		
486	miser's Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
487	forbidden arrrgyle socks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
488	skewed guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	sage beefy mesh cap	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	boxer's chaps of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	grievous batblade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
495	jittery catgut	0		
496	fuchsia cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	big flavorless wobbly papaya	5	decent	
499	stanky denim axe of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
500	red Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	moldy fancy Elfin shortbread	3	crappy	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 45
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	flavorless skewered cat appendix	4	decent	
504	evil arches	0		
505	pulsating Van der Graaf gnatwing earring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
506	flavorless special Hell broth	4	decent	Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 25
507	smooth thunderrr guitarrr	0		Moxie: +15
508	ghostly sonata	0		
509	skewed narrow Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	blinking Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	flavorless wobbly Boris's key lime pie	3	decent	
514	rotten Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	crappy	
515	stale gigantic Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	7	decent	
516	maroon skewed Hey Deze map	0		
517	bejeweled accordion strap of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	narrow kickback cookbook of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
522	lime green one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	lousy papaya sling	3	decent	
525	lime green grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	shaking volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	squat fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	quadruple-wet tarnished spray paint	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 64
531	healthy special sauce glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	ladle of mystery of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	ghostly abridged dictionary	0		
535	ghostly bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	Temple Grandin's f3d0r4	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	extra-enhanced modified Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 26
541	wobbly family-friendly dance instructor's draggin' ball hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	manspreader's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	yummy low-calorie Trollhouse cookies	1	awesome	
544	hardened baleful talons	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
545	flavorless Spam Witch sammich	4	decent	
546	bouncing jittery meat vortex	0		
547	wobbly 334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	huge 64735 scroll	0		
553	blurry 31337 scroll	0		
554	delicious pr0n cocktail	4	awesome	
555	studded beefy drywall axe	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
557	hand-crafted whiskey and cola	3	EPIC	
558	spoiled papaya taco	4	crappy	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	half-sized rotten fancy narrow stalk of asparagus	2	crappy	Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 10
561	wobbly pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ghostly ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	hand-crafted yellow Mad Train wine	3	EPIC	
565	clever hobo gloves	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
566	smelly bum cheek	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	normal gigantic Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9	good	
569	toothsome miniature Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	awesome	
570	spoiled Chicken Sandwich	3	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	EPIC	
572	flavorless jumbo Children's Meal of the Damned	5	decent	
573	big spoiled noodles	5	crappy	
574	enchanted rotten massive noodles	10	crappy	Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 45
575	miniature bland upside-down painful penne pasta	2	decent	
576	flavorless spinning ravioli della hippy	4	decent	
577	stale pr0n m4nic0tti	4	decent	
578	spoiled Hell ramen	4	crappy	
579	flavorless boring spaghetti	3	decent	
580	huge red sauce of the ages	0		
581	cyan schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	huge shaking Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	stale diet pulsating upside-down fettucini Inconnu	1	decent	
584	tasty spaghetti with Skullheads	4	awesome	
585	low-calorie moldy gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1	crappy	
586	ridiculously huge sword of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100
587	magnetized super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 33
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	spoiled cocoa eggshell fragment	4	crappy	
590	decent jumbo ghostly cocoa eggshell fragment	5	good	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	shaking occult amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
595	bouncing scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	auspicious titanium assault umbrella	0		Item Drop: +10
597	teal Tesla Mohawk wig	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	Jim Carey's pants of the Slug Lord	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	wholesome Dr. Hobo's scalpel of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	olive Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	ghostly Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	ghostly S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	pulsating D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	pulsating plot hole	0		
614	energized magnetized probability potion	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 11
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	non-diffused skewed teal shaking Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 34
618	liquefied altered Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 65
619	crafty needle	0		Maximum MP: +10
620	alkaline improved thin candle	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 68
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	tumbling ND	0		
628	upside-down metallic A	0		
629	eye of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	foul-smelling furry pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	fuchsia Lo Pan's disturbing fanfic	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
633	rosewater-soaked scorching wolf mask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	Tesla paper umbrella	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
636	mirror meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	reassuring asshat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	spoiled cyan abominable snowcone	3	crappy	
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	rotten massive toast	6	crappy	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	spinning squat wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	special stale yellow fruitcake	4	decent	Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 5
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	rosewater-soaked Crimbo sword	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	Crimbo hat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	experienced Crimbo pants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	exclusive ultra-rare item of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
652	quantum egg	0		
653	purple intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	huge line	0		
656	bouncing star chart	0		
657	star sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
658	Temple Grandin's star crossbow	0		Familiar Weight: +7
659	Sherlock's star staff	0		Item Drop: +25
660	rosy-cheeked star pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	tumbling wholesome star hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	star buckler of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
663	wobbly star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	chaotic ruddy steaming evil of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
667	castle map	0		
668	weightlifter's spiked femur	0		Muscle: +15
669	rotten mirror ghuol guolash	4	crappy	
670	flame-retardant lihc face	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	Samson's grave robbing shovel of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +20
672	decent cyan cranberries	3	good	
673	smooth vodka and cranberry	4	awesome	
674	acceptable whiskey	3	good	
675	zippy skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Initiative: +20
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	badass belt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
678	red shaking chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	watered-down bad roll in the hay	2	decent	
680	perfectly mixed watered-down slap and tickle	2	EPIC	
681	delicious slip 'n' slide	4	awesome	
682	artisanal weak shaking a sump'm sump'm	2	EPIC	
683	lousy practically non-alcoholic horizontal tango	1	decent	
684	acceptable weak pink pony	2	good	
685	arcane researcher's beefy Mr. Shirt of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
686	blue slick knuckles	0		Moxie: +10
687	triple-aerosolized blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 14
688	mirror savvy pixel hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	dance instructor's pixel pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	twirling wholesome pixel sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	deadly harem girl t-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5
694	studded Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80
696	foul-smelling frilly shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10
697	Sherlock's soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Item Drop: +25
698	up-at-dawn loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Adventures: +5
699	blue Usain Bolt's pirate shirt	0		Initiative: +80
700	filthy hippy poncho of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
701	up-at-dawn floral print shirt	0		Adventures: +5
702	blinking scorching coconut bikini top	0		Hot Damage: +25
703	goth kid t-shirt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
704	upside-down hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	double-paned personal trainer's hamethyst earring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5
712	teal frightening banded weightlifter's hamethyst necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
713	bouncing bouncing Jim Carey's hamethyst bracelet of terror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
714	censurious clever hamethyst ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
715	scorching Herculean baconstone earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
716	steel-toed baconstone pendant of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
717	Oprah's deadly baconstone bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
718	olive lightning-fast scandalous baconstone ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
719	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
720	Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked porquoise necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
721	huge wicked boxer's porquoise bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5
722	squat prompt frightening porquoise ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
723	adequate gigantic Knoll mushroom	7	good	
724	half-sized toothsome mushroom	2	awesome	
725	lime green one million meat pancakes	0		
726	mansplainer's huge mirror shard	0		Monster Level: +15
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	olive hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	purple hosed tank	0		
733	blinking hosed fishbowl	0		
734	upside-down flame-wreathed Jim Carey's makeshift SCUBA gear of horror	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater
735	steel-toed easter egg balloon	0		Damage Reduction: 9
736	upside-down skewed stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	teal stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	skewed stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	huge tambourine bells	0		
740	wobbly tambourine of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
741	broken skull	0		
742	rotten Knoll shroomkabob	3	crappy	
743	super-sized delicious olive mushroom	5	awesome	
744	concentrated modified tumbling pulsating hair spray	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 48
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	diet moldy warm mushroom	1	crappy	
750	half-sized moldy mushroom quesadilla	2	crappy	
751	adequate cool mushroom	3	good	
752	spoiled cool mushroom casserole	3	crappy	
753	moldy immense blue blinking pointy mushroom	9	crappy	
754	small flavorless cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	decent	
755	spoiled mushroom	3	crappy	
756	moldy mushroom	3	crappy	
757	bland mushroom	3	decent	
758	yummy immense olive huge tumbling ghost cucumber	9	awesome	
759	dill	0		
760	red vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	artisanal practically non-alcoholic upside-down jittery especially salty dog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
763	narrow shaking ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	normal spectral pickle	3	good	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	pickled mirror cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 52
768	narrow auspicious spork	0		Item Drop: +10
769	thinker's voodoo doll	0		Mysticality: +10
770	wool sinister basic meat fez	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	blue Da Vinci's foon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
773	frosty crafty basic meat spork	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
774	rosewater-soaked medical-grade basic meat foon	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
775	bouncing Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	ghostly Van der Graaf kneecapping stick	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
777	fuchsia hardy iron pasta spoon	0		Maximum HP: +50
778	shaking slick support cummerbund	0		Moxie: +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	ionized concentrated spinning mafia aria	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 19
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	boozy drinkable Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	5	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	jumbo rotten strawberry	5	crappy	
787	hand-crafted green bottle of rum	4	EPIC	
788	delicious spinning skewed strawberry daiquiri	3	awesome	
789	spirit-forward hand-crafted rum and cola	5	EPIC	
790	acceptable grog	3	good	
791	skewed hardy groovy Mafia bow tie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	Temple Grandin's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only
793	diffused flattened oil of stability	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
794	triple-ionized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 69
795	practically non-alcoholic delicious Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	olive veiny Socratic cement shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong rockin' wagon	9	EPIC	
798	extra-dry bad ocean motion	5	decent	
799	irresponsibly strong smooth teal fuzzbump	6	awesome	
800	decent fancy thick poutine	5	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 40
801	stale Knob stir-fry	3	decent	
804	spoiled pulsating Knoll stir-fry	3	crappy	
805	rotten stir-fry	4	crappy	
806	flavorless narrow jittery asparagus stir-fry	4	decent	
807	tasty olive stir-fry	4	awesome	
808	toothsome shaking Knob sausage stir-fry	4	awesome	
809	stale ghostly bat wing stir-fry	4	decent	
810	enchanted half-sized decent rat appendix stir-fry	2	good	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 45
811	rotten special jittery tofu stir-fry	3	crappy	Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 30
812	huge normal pr0n stir-fry	9	good	
813	normal Knob shells	4	good	
814	gigantic rotten narrow bätzle	10	crappy	
815	stale gigantic blurry twirling ratini	10	decent	
816	normal purple Knob stroganoff	3	good	
817	rotten menudo ravioli	3	crappy	
818	plus sign	0		
819	skewed milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	spinning effervescent potion	0		
825	red pulsating fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	mirror yellow murky potion	0		
828	narrow baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	normal royal jelly	4	good	
831	huge small box	0		
832	purple box	0		
833	shellacked vorpal blade	0		Damage Reduction: 7
834	bouncing Usain Bolt's cornuthaum of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	lime green beefcake's ring of aggravate monster	0		Muscle: +25
836	rotten mind flayer corpse	4	crappy	
837	acceptable Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	arcane researcher's Samson's Mafia stogie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	acceptable Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	avaricious rosewater-soaked Mafia violin case	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	triple-distilled drinkable jittery tomato daiquiri	8	good	
842	acceptable watered-down blinking maroon beertini	2	good	
843	drinkable blue salty slug	3	good	
844	smooth papaya slung	4	awesome	
845	Tesla MAHI fez	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	jittery hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	bouncing many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	spinning prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	spinning sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	upside-down shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	narrow palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	green eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	yellow chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	huge narrow magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	mirror skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	green shaving cream	0		
867	improved chilled squat pine tar	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 24
869	twirling pulsating forest tears	0		
870	fetus-smashing club of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
871	bouncing pulsating meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	cyan Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	maroon rolling pin	0		
874	shaking unrolling pin	0		
875	spinning lightning-fast miser's MacGyver's crazy bastard sword	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +40
876	shellacked hardened incredibly dense meat gem of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 10
877	blue miser's Talisman of Baio	0		Meat Drop: +10
878	coward's hypnodisk	0		Monster Level: -20
879	quantum triple-denatured bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 37
880	wobbly fireproof disbelief suspenders	0		Hot Resistance: +3
881	spinning banded supportive bra	0		Damage Absorption: +100
882	upside-down Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	good	
884	narrow nasty los chinos	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	wobbly gravedigger's axe	0		Spooky Damage: +10
886	tumbling twirling leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	tumbling maple leaf	0		
889	balaclava of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	spoiled balaclava baklava	3	crappy	
891	pulsating Warehouse 23 bling of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
892	nippy energetic bugbear-smiting sword of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10
893	delicious tumbling lumbering jack	4	awesome	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	ghostly mansplainer's Ms. Accessory	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only
896	lion tamer's Mr. Accessory Jr. of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	wobbly Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	mirror smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	olive espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	tolerable high-proof squat upside-down Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	10	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	wobbly wicked Da Vinci's school Mafia knickerbockers of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	pickled ionized skewed cyan upside-down Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 47
906	altered Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 54
907	energized green Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 26
908	dry Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 13
909	liquefied vacuum-sealed oxidized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 63
910	spoiled dwarf bread	3	crappy	
911	polarized diffused blinking Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 56
912	ionized pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 43
913	non-dry tumbling kobold	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 32
914	upside-down hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	crafty extremely unsafe intergalactic pom poms	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	blinking personal trainer's Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	extremely unsafe Radio Free Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	supercool Radio Free Foil	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	super-sized stale mirror radio button candy	5	decent	
922	severed rocking horse head of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
923	squat huge broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	magnetized enhanced blurry Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 15
927	tolerable Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	stiffened fuzzy bracelets	0		Damage Reduction: 1
929	squat miser's arse-shooting crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +10
931	special artisanal spiced rum	3	EPIC	Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 45
932	lousy watered-down spinning eggnog	2	decent	
933	rotten candy cane	3	crappy	
934	moldy gingerbread bugbear	4	crappy	
935	blinking banded imitation nice watch	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	jittery experienced plastic sword	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	twirling red small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	Jim Carey's bowler	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	Temple Grandin's bow staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	wicked bowlegged pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	bouncing squat skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	upside-down skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	watered-down perfectly mixed martini	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	hand-crafted boozy grogtini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	triple-distilled delicious cherry bomb	6	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	cyan extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	steel-toed hockey mask of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	bouncing penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	rosewater-soaked fez of etymology	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	tiny yummy carob chunk noodles	1	awesome	
957	diet flavorless chorizo brownies	1	decent	
958	bland chocolate and tomato pizza	3	decent	
959	spinning flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	huge silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	bouncing dangerous thinker's plastic seal clubber	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10
964	censurious plastic turtle tamer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
965	squat reassuring healthy plastic pastamancer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
966	veiny plastic sauceror of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15
967	hardy wizardly plastic disco bandit	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50
968	twirling nasty Herculean plastic accordion thief	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +5
969	Newton's plastic mosquito	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
970	educational plastic leprechaun	0		Experience: +1
971	narrow plastic levitating potato of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
972	pulsating pulsating rock-hard plastic angry goat	0		Damage Reduction: 5
973	supercharged plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
974	Da Vinci's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
975	mirror plastic pirate skeleton of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
976	frightening plastic barrrnacle	0		Spooky Damage: +5
977	plastic howling balloon monkey of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
978	fireproof plastic stab bat	0		Hot Resistance: +3
979	spinning quilted plastic grue	0		Damage Absorption: +40
980	plastic blood-faced volleyball of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
981	blurry Temple Grandin's plastic ghuol whelp	0		Familiar Weight: +7
982	Lo Pan's plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
983	reassuring plastic cocoabo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
984	upside-down plastic star starfish of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
985	arcane researcher's plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
986	plastic killer bee of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
987	scandalous plastic Cheshire bat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
988	wool plastic coffee pixie	0		Cold Resistance: +1
989	bouncing plastic bitchin' meatcar of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
990	jittery plastic hermit of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
991	maroon upside-down Usain Bolt's greasy savvy plastic Boris	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
992	plastic Jarlsberg of the ox of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +20
993	tumbling executive sinister plastic Sneaky Pete of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
994	greedy plastic Susie	0		Meat Drop: +20
995	huge adequate ghostly Lucky Surprise Egg	10	good	
998	squat maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	twirling Meat maid	0		
1002	Xlyinia's notebook of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1003	shaking soda water	0		
1004	lousy bottle of tequila	4	decent	
1005	weak perfectly mixed narrow boxed wine	2	EPIC	
1006	decent immense cherry	7	good	
1007	pulsating Herculean coconut shell	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	supercharged ice cubes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1009	aged vodka martini	3	awesome	
1010	boozy mediocre whiskey and soda	5	decent	
1011	watered-down artisanal monkey wrench	2	EPIC	
1012	delicious watered-down special skewed tequila sunrise	2	awesome	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 15
1013	hand-crafted distilled narrow margarita	5	EPIC	
1014	bad strawberry wine	3	decent	
1015	acceptable fuchsia wine spritzer	3	good	
1016	tolerable blurry bouncing perpendicular hula	4	good	
1017	practically non-alcoholic tolerable ducha de oro	1	good	
1018	acceptable calle de miel	3	good	
1019	enchanted weak perfectly mixed wobbly teal dry vodka martini	2	EPIC	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 45
1020	bad old-fashioned	4	decent	
1021	perfectly mixed distilled tequila with training wheels	5	EPIC	
1022	mediocre pulsating sangria	3	decent	
1023	drinkable bouncing vesper	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	weak mediocre bodyslam	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	practically non-alcoholic lousy sangria del diablo	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	Fonzie's hippo whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1030	penguin whip of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1031	pulsating rosewater-soaked yak whip	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1032	squat clever gnauga hide whip	0		Maximum MP: +20
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	greedy hippo skin buckler	0		Meat Drop: +20
1035	blinking smelly penguin skin buckler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1036	ghostly smelly yakskin buckler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1037	pulsating red fortified gnauga hide buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1038	electrified tumbling Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 15
1040	shaking Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	artisanal weak beer	2	EPIC	
1042	maroon Annie Oakley's string of beads	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1043	twirling flame-retardant string of beads	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1044	purple Rosewater's string of beads	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1045	fireproof plastic bottle opener	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1046	upside-down perfumed smartaleck's traffic cone	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	boozy hand-crafted N. O. Beer	5	EPIC	
1048	boiled wobbly cyan oyster egg	1		
1049	boiled oyster egg	1		
1050	twisted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 15
1051	jittery plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	denatured pulsating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
1053	powdered oyster egg	1		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 50
1054	powdered ghostly bouncing oyster egg	1		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 25
1055	huge plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	pickled puce oyster egg	1		
1057	boiled narrow ghostly spinning puce oyster egg	1		
1058	powdered huge spinning puce oyster egg	1		
1059	yellow puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	dried squat mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 25
1061	vaporized mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	mixed shaking mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	denatured cyan jittery narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 10
1065	modified upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 5
1066	diluted jittery blurry tumbling oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	diluted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
1069	altered blurry oyster egg	1		
1070	altered narrow oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	altered off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	twisted mirror off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 25
1074	denatured mirror yellow off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	tumbling off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	distilled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 20
1077	powdered oyster egg	1		
1078	altered ghostly narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 25
1079	jittery plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	blurry green oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	blurry clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	pulsating clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	blurry clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	blinking clockwork spine	0		
1090	shaking clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	mirror clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	lime green curative clockwork hat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	supercharged clockwork trench coat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1099	clockwork pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	huge aromatic gnauga hide chaps	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	blurry false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	upside-down Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	blinking clockwork chef head	0		
1107	squat clockwork maid head	0		
1108	blinking clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	yellow clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	maroon squat clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	fuchsia upside-down clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	huge clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	tumbling clockwork maid	0		
1114	ghostly skewed tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	cyan greasy chaotic hale Stupid University Diploma	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1118	shaking huge pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	twirling pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	spinning maroon inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	blue lightning-fast halfberd	0		Initiative: +40
1124	narrow yellow small glove	0		
1125	stanky mansplainer's groovy glove	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1126	rosy-cheeked toothpick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1127	ninja sword of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	blinking chilly sequined fez	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	tumbling Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	personal trainer's star shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	vacuum-sealed ghostly eyeliner	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 50
1136	unsweetened blurry lipstick	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 27
1137	dog trainer's bicycle chain of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	delicious mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1140	hand-crafted weak icy mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1141	acceptable mushroom wine	3	good	
1142	tolerable pointy mushroom wine	4	good	
1143	acceptable twirling flat mushroom wine	3	good	
1144	hand-crafted weak cool mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1145	spirit-forward drinkable knob mushroom wine	5	good	
1146	smooth knoll mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1147	watered-down lousy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1148	lousy distilled shot of flower schnapps	5	decent	
1149	moldy flower petal pie	3	crappy	
1150	hand-crafted bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4	EPIC	
1151	Van der Graaf wizardly discarded plastic fork	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	adequate Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	good	
1154	pickled yellow Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	wholeberd of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1158	polymerized Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 69
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	blinking foul-smelling irate sombrero	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	deionized blinking handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 13
1163	unsweetened double-denatured polarized tumbling jittery marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 40
1164	squat poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	narrow plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	blue chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	blinking linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	blurry potted cactus	0		
1179	cyan daisy	0		
1180	pulsating potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	huge exotic orchid	0		
1185	huge long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	blinking pulsating gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	skewed maroon lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	cyan upside-down ghuol whelp	0		
1192	pulsating zmobie	0		
1193	teal Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	rotten mugcake	3	crappy	
1201	decent tumbling urinal cake	4	good	
1202	jumbo stale fuchsia Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5	decent	
1203	snack-sized normal personalized birthday cake	2	good	
1204	decent half-sized three-tiered wedding cake	2	good	
1205	spoiled blinking babycakes	4	crappy	
1206	rotten shaking velvet cake	3	crappy	
1207	snack-sized spoiled congratulatory cake	2	crappy	
1208	small moldy bouncing angel-food cake	2	crappy	
1209	flavorless devil's-food cake	4	decent	
1210	normal birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	good	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	blinking balloon	0		
1213	tumbling heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	ghostly rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	miser's Mr. Balloon	0		Meat Drop: +10
1221	balloon	0		
1222	Jeselnik's Mr. Eh?	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only
1224	ribald Annie Oakley's groovy steel shillelagh	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
1225	wobbly rosewater-soaked lion tamer's padded steel skullcap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	inspector's steel solitaire of doom of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
1227	jittery energetic steel scarf of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1228	narrow olive banded Herculean beefy steel slacks	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	up-at-dawn greasy toasty steel suspenders	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
1230	avaricious curative brainy pikestaff	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1231	dog trainer's Temple Grandin's wholesome pith helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	Jack Frost's manspreader's Sinatra's pocketwatch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1233	ribald stiffened pinky ring of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
1234	frosty sharpshooter's personal trainer's pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	Temple Grandin's deadly pendant	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	scandalous banded hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	twirling toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	squat Glass Balls of the Goblin King of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1245	Van der Graaf Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
1246	pulsating crafty rosy-cheeked rib of the Bonerdagon of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50
1247	red blurry vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	foul-smelling wholesome Bonerdagon necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
1249	twirling wool Boss Bat britches	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	slick Boss Bat bling of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +20
1251	normal jumbo Knob shroomkabob	5	good	
1252	yummy shroomkabob	4	awesome	
1253	blurry pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	decent thick jumping bean burrito	5	good	
1255	big moldy tumbling jumping bean burrito	5	crappy	
1256	decent red insanely jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1257	bland rat scrapple	4	decent	
1258	lime green pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	traffic cone of the detective of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	purple wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	vaporized Hatorade	1		
1262	knitted crafty wicked off-hand balloon	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
1263	wobbly pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	pulsating yellow nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	pulsating box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	decent tiny shaking gloomy mushroom	1	good	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	blinking pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	blue hexagonal wand	0		
1271	blurry aluminum wand	0		
1272	mirror marble wand	0		
1273	wholesome magic lamp	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1274	diluted squat cyan Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	wobbly aromatic basic meat skirt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	lousy Otorian Battle Scar	3	decent	
1277	Oprah's basic meat kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	green scorching meat skirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	skewed toasty meat kilt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	fortified penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	beefcake's penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	yakskin skirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	tumbling olive stiffened yakskin kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	yellow hippopotamus skirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	blurry toasty hippopotamus kilt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	wizardly furry skirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	jittery lion tamer's furry kilt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	reassuring gnauga hide skirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	Samson's gnauga hide kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	dry oxidized wind-up clock	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 69
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	red skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	zippy ring of adornment	0		Initiative: +20
1294	sage ring of increase damage of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
1295	blinking tumbling studded ring of gain strength	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1296	dog trainer's ring of resistance	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1297	red Newton's ring of fire resistance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1298	veiny ring of conflict	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
1299	scandalous pirate hook	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1300	Usain Bolt's monster bait	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1301	tarnished mirror deodorant	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 66
1302	ionized twirling ghostly reodorant	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 26
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	blinking wool traffic cone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	yellow comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	nasty Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1313	rosy-cheeked Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1314	frosty Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	shaking olive rose-colored glasses of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	spoiled questionable taco	3	crappy	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	green petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	therapeutic time helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	grievous time trousers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	time sword of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	vibrating Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	wholesome Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1328	fortified Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	jittery personal trainer's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1330	banded Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	red double-paned Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	narrow olive tumbling Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	narrow jittery wobbly Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	fuchsia Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	narrow Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	skewed Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	hardened Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	energized tumbling wobbly Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 34
1345	aerosolized spinning blurry Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	boiled improved fuchsia Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 58
1347	shaking loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	ghostly miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	mirror 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	squat flame-wreathed pinky ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1352	lousy fortified redrum	5	decent	
1353	lime green blinking ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	adequate diet bowl of oriole's nest soup	1	good	
1356	blinking bunny liver	0		
1357	lousy Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	decent	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	smelly disembodied smile	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	twirling clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	twirling rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	bland tofurkey leg	3	decent	
1366	stale cyan tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
1367	moldy herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
1368	bland can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4	decent	
1369	adequate huge jittery yams	9	good	
1370	blurry forbidden rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1371	mirror chaotic gingham blouse	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1372	souvenir ski t-shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	ghostly mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	blinking Rosewater's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	wobbly groovy plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	banded plastic Crimbo elf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	blurry hardened plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	green chaotic plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	triple-corrupted vacuum-sealed chocolate	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	skewed googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	pulsating felt	0		
1387	pulsating block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	tumbling upside-down maroon yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	lime green teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	narrow blinking stiffened supercool duck-on-a-string	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	shaking Oprah's toy train	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	purple spinning marionette of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	slick sock monkey	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	teal aromatic rag doll	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	steel-toed can of fake snow	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	smooth colored-light "necklace"	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	teal savvy tree skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	jumbo stale wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	adequate thick olive bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	bland gigantic tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	6	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	shaking ribald Unionize The Elves sign	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	modified snowcone	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	ionized irradiated huge snowcone	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	quadruple-polymerized chilled upside-down snowcone	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	moist snowcone	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	deionized deionized colloidal snowcone	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	deionized snowcone	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	mirror teal smelly traffic cone of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	gray iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	wholesome ice sickle of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	olive avaricious ice baby	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	Van der Graaf ice pick	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	ice skates of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	half-sized adequate grue egg omelette	2	good	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	stale purple tumbling mushroom	3	decent	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	wobbly fruit basket	0		
1435	shaking hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	vacuum-sealed colloidal tumbling twinkly powder	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 56
1439	nitrogenated cyan hot powder	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 62
1440	modified pressed powder	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 56
1441	irradiated altered powder	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 69
1442	corrupted upside-down stench powder	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 58
1443	ionized squat sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 19
1444	warmed twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 35
1445	cold-filtered oxidized gray blurry hot nuggets	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 35
1446	super-boiled Vulcanized flattened maroon nuggets	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 16
1447	enhanced extra-activated upside-down nuggets	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 47
1448	flattened stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 20
1449	ionized yellow sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 25
1450	compressed shaking narrow twirling lime green twinkly wad	1		
1451	boiled yellow hot wad	1		
1452	vaporized upside-down wad	1		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 50
1453	powdered wad	1		
1454	mixed blue stench wad	1		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 5
1455	dried sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 20
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	decent tumbling Valentine's Day cake	3	good	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	mirror blinking velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	lime green huge sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	teal automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	twirling salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	green paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	upside-down troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	tumbling horrifying Lo Pan's rabbit's foot	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25
1486	tumbling blinking massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	narrow hang glider	0		
1488	shaking March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	yellow dormouse	0		
1490	miser's savvy chopsticks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10
1491	energetic rice bowl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1492	ninja mop of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1493	nasty healthy ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5
1494	anodized sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	therapeutic sage traffic cone	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	mediocre twirling gloomy mushroom wine	4	decent	
1497	hand-crafted mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	quantum green explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	triple-ionized cold-filtered blurry snowcone	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	extra-dry lousy squat calle de miel with a fly in it	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	mediocre jittery rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	bad perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	smooth red slap and tickle with a fly in it	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	Annie Oakley's fake hand	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	diluted olive Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	pickled skewed Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	compressed squat Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 45
1515	distilled mirror Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	blue smelly lion tamer's Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	crafty Radio Free Jersey of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	resourceful quilted corkscrew	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	cyan fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	energetic grass skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	huge Jack Frost's grass hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	sage grass blade	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	upside-down raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	cyan squat Annie Oakley's sparkly engagement ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	censurious Grimacite goggles of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	fireproof wholesome Grimacite glaive	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	fortified Grimacite greaves of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	tumbling clever therapeutic Grimacite garter	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	red upside-down narrow flame-wreathed Grimacite galoshes of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	up-at-dawn smartaleck's Grimacite gorget	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	cyan family-friendly Grimacite guayabera	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	tumbling Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +7
1548	mirror flame-wreathed Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1549	MSG	0		
1550	shaking Jack Frost's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1551	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bouncing bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1	good	
1552	smooth distilled bottle of Definit	5	awesome	
1553	watered-down delicious spinning bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2	awesome	
1554	lousy blurry bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	decent	
1555	drinkable bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	good	
1556	practically non-alcoholic artisanal boxed champagne	1	EPIC	
1557	normal kumquat	3	good	
1558	bland tangerine	3	decent	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	adequate small wobbly cocktail onion	2	good	
1561	stale gigantic raspberry	7	decent	
1562	flavorless small kiwi	2	decent	
1563	tolerable whiskey bittersweet	4	good	
1564	mediocre mimosette	4	decent	
1565	aged green tequila sunset	4	awesome	
1566	bad practically non-alcoholic ghostly zmobie	1	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	perfectly mixed gin and tonic	3	EPIC	
1568	artisanal vodka and tonic	3	EPIC	
1569	enchanted drinkable vodka gibson	3	good	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 45
1570	drinkable gibson	3	good	
1571	watered-down drinkable mirror yellow parisian cathouse	2	good	
1572	weak lousy rabbit punch	2	decent	
1573	bad caipifruta	4	decent	
1574	distilled hand-crafted upside-down teqiwila	5	EPIC	
1575	delicious Divine	4	awesome	
1576	hand-crafted Gordon Bennett	4	EPIC	
1577	tolerable fancy tangarita	4	good	Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 20
1578	spirit-forward artisanal tumbling mandarina colada	5	EPIC	
1579	perfectly mixed gimlet	3	EPIC	
1580	delicious watered-down special jittery brick road	2	awesome	Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
1581	smooth vodka stratocaster	4	awesome	
1582	aged Neuromancer	3	awesome	
1583	smooth pulsating lime green prussian cathouse	3	awesome	
1584	aged green Mae West	3	awesome	
1585	hand-crafted Mon Tiki	4	EPIC	
1586	acceptable narrow teqiwila slammer	4	good	
1587	decent Knob lo mein	3	good	
1588	thick rotten asparagus lo mein	5	crappy	
1589	moldy Knoll lo mein	3	crappy	
1590	spoiled lo mein	3	crappy	
1591	normal olive lo mein	3	good	
1592	flavorless hot hi mein	3	decent	
1593	thick normal hi mein	5	good	
1594	normal hi mein	3	good	
1595	normal immense hi mein	6	good	
1596	rotten small shaking sleazy hi mein	2	crappy	
1597	flame-wreathed Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	pulsating Senior LAAAAME merit badge of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	squat jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	practically non-alcoholic lousy tangarita with a fly in it	1	decent	
1601	weak artisanal mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1602	practically non-alcoholic bad prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1	decent	
1603	hand-crafted boozy Mae West with a fly in it	5	EPIC	
1604	boiled blurry ghostly astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	distilled ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 10
1607	wet boiled corrupted libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 48
1608	frozen eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 24
1609	quantum skewed huge perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 12
1610	aerosolized cold-filtered jittery eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 32
1611	polymerized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 63
1612	dry concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 67
1613	coffin lid of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1614	teal satin shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1615	Cerebral Cloche of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	narrow censurious Cerebral Culottes	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	sharpshooter's arcane researcher's Cerebral Crossbow of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	blurry astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	unsweetened astral mushroom	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	nitrogenated Vulcanized mirror blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	colloidal green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	cold-filtered activated enhanced orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	concentrated purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	unsweetened bouncing pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	raspberry beret of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	blurry skewed narrow padded pixel shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	acceptable around the world	3	good	
1635	mirror scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	boiled activated lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 13
1638	flattened modified lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 37
1639	pickled quantum lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 59
1640	ionized ghostly lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 29
1641	ionized triple-Vulcanized narrow lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 57
1642	lousy Grimacite Bock	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	miniature yummy upside-down blinking wedge of gray cheese	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	spinning stench and sauce	0		
1648	bouncing sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	squat milk of magnesium	0		
1651	rotten snack-sized foie gras	2	crappy	
1652	liquefied wobbly candy brain	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	sizzling dog trainer's wicked jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	healthy wad of Crovacite of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1655	collar of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100
1656	blurry squat White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	upside-down Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	blue Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	mirror twirling Radio KoL Keychain of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1662	Radio KoL Antenna Ball of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1663	Jeselnik's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1664	nippy Radio KoL Maracas	0		Cold Damage: +10
1665	Radio KoL Bottle Opener of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1666	fireproof Radio KoL Patch	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1667	bouncing toasty Cat-Herding Prod	0		Hot Damage: +5
1668	resourceful star boomerang	0		Maximum MP: +50
1669	olive star stiletto of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	wobbly bouncing wizardly strapping grave robbing shovel	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25
1674	Tesla superhero mask	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	mirror nasty Da Vinci's sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5
1680	twirling clever hale staff	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20
1681	Tesla crafty bubblewrap sword	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1682	blue veiny arcane researcher's bubblewrap staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10
1683	red smartaleck's stylish bubblewrap crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30
1684	blinking steel-toed supercool styrofoam sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
1685	tumbling ghostly steel-toed styrofoam staff of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +20
1686	fuchsia upside-down styrofoam crossbow of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	purple experienced crossbow of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2
1689	smooth ribbon	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	skewed Tesla discarded bottlecap of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	maroon lard-coated discarded torn-up glove of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	flattened vacuum-sealed adjusted salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 26
1693	anodized yellow eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 39
1694	corrupted corrupted Frogade	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 39
1695	adjusted huge shaking papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 54
1696	super-sized flavorless royal jelly taco	5	decent	
1697	flavorless tofu taco	3	decent	
1698	normal small jumping bean taco	2	good	
1699	snack-sized rotten catgut taco	2	crappy	
1700	snack-sized adequate spinning goat cheese taco	2	good	
1701	enchanted adequate bouncing pr0n taco	3	good	Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 15
1702	quantum quadruple-ionized alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 30
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	upside-down skewed flaregun	0		
1706	jittery bouncing toasty sword of wisdom of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5
1707	lard-coated flypaper staff of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1708	fireproof frightening grease gun of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
1709	family-friendly ruddy banded sword of static	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1710	wobbly hale strapping wiffle-flail of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1711	jittery zippy sizzling dangerous bubble bauble bow	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
1712	spinning fuchsia greedy Frost™ brand sword of the storm of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20
1713	prompt toasty squeaky staff	0		Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
1714	blurry clever can cannon of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7
1715	boxer's starchy sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1716	teal starchy staff of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1717	mirror Sinatra's starchy crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1718	gray mansplainer's therapeutic pestoblade	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1719	steel-toed grievous poutine pole	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9
1720	gravedigger's brawny curdflinger	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
1721	experienced muculent machete of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2
1722	experienced glistening staff of Gandalf	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1723	ribald Sinatra's repeating crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	brawny dense meat sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1729	vibrating dense meat staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1730	thinker's dense meat crossbow	0		Mysticality: +10
1731	frosty hale ruddy Spirit Precipice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1732	gravedigger's Annie Oakley's smoldering staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
1733	jittery resourceful veiny hot cross bow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50
1734	perfumed sword behind inappropriate prepositions of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text
1735	bouncing up-at-dawn Samson's meatspout staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +5
1736	lion tamer's baleful carob cannon	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +5
1737	hale padded shuddersword of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20
1738	shaking resourceful Da Vinci's smooth hairy staff	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +50
1739	fireproof horrifying supercharged projectile icemaker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
1740	executive wool wholesome buffalo blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
1741	ghostly fireproof chaotic cheesestick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1742	potato pistol of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60
1743	blinking smooth savory sword	0		Moxie: +15
1744	therapeutic savory staff	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1745	twirling savory crossbow of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1746	energetic banded padded Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1747	reassuring rock-hard soylent staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +1
1748	forbidden goulauncher of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Gnollish pie server of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1751	upside-down Gnollish slotted spoon of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1752	up-at-dawn Knob Goblin spatula	0		Adventures: +5
1753	electrified jack flapper	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1754	upside-down greedy filthy pestle	0		Meat Drop: +20
1755	experienced Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Experience: +2
1756	lime green wobbly huge spoon of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1757	pizza cutter of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1758	knitted star spatula	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1759	shaking foon of fulmination of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1760	sage foon of frigidity of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
1761	friendly foon of foulness of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3
1762	huge Tesla foon of fearfulness of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1763	ghostly sage stylish foon of fleshiness	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10
1764	blinking Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	twirling Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	stale fricasseed brains	3	decent	
1770	snack-sized normal brains casserole	2	good	
1771	teal wicked butcherknife	0		Spell Damage: +5
1772	narrow narrow veiny corn holder	0		Maximum HP: +10
1773	teal eggbeater of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1774	perfectly mixed ghostly bottle of popskull	3	EPIC	
1775	stylish dishrag	0		Moxie: +25
1776	normal huge stale baguette	3	good	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	normal dinner	3	good	
1779	Jack Frost's katana	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1781	vibrating enchantlers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	frightening studded ram-battering staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5
1783	yummy special crazy Turkish delight	3	awesome	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 40
1784	blue bouncing banded dangerous Snow Queen Crown	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	up-at-dawn smelly ga-ga radio of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
1786	spinning six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	tarnished shaking gray bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 43
1788	huge skewed unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed distilled Ram's Face Lager	5	EPIC	
1791	mirror ram horns	0		
1792	foul-smelling Oprah's Travoltan trousers of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	pool cue of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1794	vacuum-sealed diffused tumbling bouncing handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
1795	twirling lion tamer's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	tumbling bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pulsating pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	spinning animal jawbone	0		
1802	shaking first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	tumbling second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	shaking pulsating third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	jittery pulsating fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	maroon sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	blurry first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	ghostly second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	twirling sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	narrow teal ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	spinning tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	narrow fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	mirror fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	squat skewed sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	jittery first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	tumbling third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	squat fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	gray seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	olive eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	huge ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	shaking pulsating tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	skewed left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	twirling left seventh rib	0		
1846	bouncing jittery green left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	ghostly left eleventh rib	0		
1850	blurry narrow left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	huge right fourth rib	0		
1855	narrow right fifth rib	0		
1856	mirror right sixth rib	0		
1857	bouncing right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	skewed right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	blurry left clavicle	0		
1867	pulsating right clavicle	0		
1868	spinning left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	pulsating right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	blinking right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	squat right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	green right first front claw	0		
1887	blinking right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	shaking right fourth front claw	0		
1890	fuchsia left thumb	0		
1891	lime green right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	wobbly left third rear claw	0		
1895	skewed left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	blinking right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	narrow pulsating right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	veiny 1-ball	0		Maximum HP: +10
1901	dog trainer's Jim Carey's 2-ball	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1
1902	shaking flame-retardant sinister 3-ball	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1903	reassuring stanky 4-ball	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
1904	5-ball of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1905	Newton's slick 6-ball	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1906	7-ball of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1907	spinning 8-ball	0		
1910	pulsating pulsating Sherlock's clockwork sword of the pedagogue of the brazier	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
1911	gravedigger's clockwork staff of the cougar of the storm	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10
1912	wobbly wool medical-grade clockwork crossbow of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1913	maroon clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	cyan wobbly pulsating Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	green wallet	0		
1918	twirling coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	tumbling blinking ghostly bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	ghostly ruddy wakizashi	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Synergetic
1922	red gob of wet hair	0		
1923	twirling roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	purple tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	spinning jittery tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	jittery scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	blurry Jeselnik's greaves	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	Sherlock's helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	fireproof careful spear	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable
1932	jittery foul-smelling shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, Breakable
1933	wholesome pitchfork	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1934	broken sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1935	bouncing blurry sizzling snarling wolf shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, Synergetic
1936	therapeutic lupine sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Synergetic
1937	Lo Pan's snake shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Synergetic
1938	cyan mirror avaricious serpentine sword	0		Meat Drop: +30, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	ghostly double-paned ribald beefy 9-ball	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
1941	bouncing ghostly razor-sharp smartaleck's seal pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	pulsating Van der Graaf turtle brooch of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	wobbly baleful beefcake's noodle ring	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	lightning-fast saucepan earring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	auspicious banded disco ball pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	chilly Socratic accordion pin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	bouncing vibrating hardy worn tophat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	jittery stylish tap shoes of temperance	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1949	immense stale Manetwich	10	decent	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	delicious watered-down bottle of Pinot Renoir	2	awesome	
1952	rotten desiccated apricot	3	crappy	
1953	artisanal distilled flute of flat champagne	5	EPIC	
1954	bland low-calorie dehydrated caviar	1	decent	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	tolerable snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	good	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	activated maroon Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 20
1963	dance card	0		
1964	Temple Grandin's opera mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	banded Amulet of Yendor of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	cyan bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	wobbly pulsating spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	pulsating nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	yellow plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	aromatic brawny shrimp fork	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	twirling cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	spinning sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	twirling astral badger	0		
1982	green blurry MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	wobbly scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	tumbling undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	yellow angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	bouncing yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	jittery rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	bouncing gray heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	blurry right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	huge pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	lime green stick of "gum"	0		
2000	huge Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	bouncing teal pulsating Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	jittery The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	huge Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	squat Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	fuchsia mirror Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	red Woldo trading card	0		
2010	squat The Snake trading card	0		
2011	skewed Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	mirror Serenity trading card	0		
2014	huge Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	maroon cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	stale cherry pie	3	decent	
2021	rotten blurry strawberry pie	3	crappy	
2022	stale low-calorie lemon meringue pie	1	decent	
2023	tumbling narrow Genalen™ Bottle	1	awesome	
2024	diet flavorless mixed wildflower greens	1	decent	
2025	adequate handful of walnuts	4	good	
2026	small decent nutty organic salad	2	good	
2027	bland blue super salad	3	decent	
2028	flavorless tofu wonton	4	decent	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	censurious Lockenstock™ sandals of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2031	stylish didgeridooka	0		Moxie: +25
2032	purple energetic savvy bullet-proof corduroys	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	yellow beefcake's round sunglasses	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
2034	padded wicker shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	corrupted pulsating bouncing radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 25
2037	enhanced deionized wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 34
2038	triple-moist polarized upside-down ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 65
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	blurry patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	spinning ferret bait	0		
2042	cyan exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	twirling hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	tasty pulsating brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	awesome	
2046	stale frat brats	3	decent	
2047	rotten wobbly knob ka-bobs	3	crappy	
2049	mediocre watered-down can of Swiller	2	decent	
2050	jittery twirling broken wings	0		
2051	mirror sunken eyes	0		
2052	bouncing reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	blinking market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	flattened adder bladder	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 46
2057	shaking pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	polymerized Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 27
2060	hale thinker's sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +20
2061	helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	MacGyver's steel-toed shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100
2063	tiny stale blackberry	1	decent	
2064	shaking forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	miser's kick-ass kicks of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	spinning tequila grenade	0		
2069	beer helmet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	rock-hard distressed denim pants of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	healthy perforated battle paddle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2072	crafty smooth flashing novelty button	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +10
2073	coward's glowstick of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	beefy anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Muscle: +10
2075	inspector's spandex anniversary shorts	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	savvy jar of anniversary jam	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2077	wool bucket of anniversary lard	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2078	upside-down rosewater-soaked anniversary concrete fedora	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	coward's shellacked makeshift turban	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	ghostly ribald makeshift cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2081	Jim Carey's makeshift skirt	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	green skewed makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	modified huge bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	distilled fuchsia bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	powdered tube of hair oil	1		
2088	pressed flattened Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 64
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	friendly careful Van der Graaf curative Newton's pilgrim shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	red hand mirror	0		
2093	huge hors d'oeuvre tray of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2094	yummy small ballroom blintz	2	awesome	
2095	narrow towel	0		
2096	diluted blinking guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 20
2097	yellow MacGyver's 17-ball	0		Maximum MP: +100
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	maroon shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	skewed vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	wizardly wheel	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	prehistoric spear of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	ghostly Tesla fire of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	blinking wobbly lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	boxer's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2121	wobbly spinning occult ASCII shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2122	blue safety vest of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +7
2123	bouncing eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2125	smooth Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Moxie: +15
2126	greasy bronze breastplate of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2127	dog trainer's forbidden hat hacker T-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1
2128	mirror vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	Temple Grandin's killer rag doll	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	shaking tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	toasty incredibly marionette	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	wobbly dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	jittery beefcake's mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	shaking knitted nippy vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	pulsating toy crazy train of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	tumbling toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	squat block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	green bouncing evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	wobbly evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	fancy moldy frank	3	crappy	Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	adequate blinking plate of franks and beans	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	strong perfectly mixed special shot of blackberry schnapps	5	EPIC	Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 15
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	spinning carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	pulsating ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	spinning twirling Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	lime green quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	squat bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	olive computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	purple recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	huge hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	blue hardened sage toy ray gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	chilly crafty toy space helmet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	pulsating banded cool astronaut pants	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	toy jet pack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	jittery triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	spinning smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	cyan boxer's obsidian dagger	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	spinning chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	twirling Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	stanky Kiss the Knob apron	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	spinning lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	weak perfectly mixed flask of peppermint schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	bouncing book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	pulsating yellow sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	moldy candy stake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	drinkable eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	bland olive unspeakable fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	adequate miniature gingerbread horror	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	triple-wet but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	tasty bite-sized bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	normal massive skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	8	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	miniature decent special tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	green double-paned plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	beefcake's plastic yuletide troll	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	spinning plastic skeletal reindeer of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	dance instructor's plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	teal censurious plastic Scream Queen	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	blue blurry prompt Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	bouncing smartaleck's supercool bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Moxie Percent: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	squat Newton's Crimbo ukulele	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	veiny wizardly Tiki lighter	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	ribald boxer's deck of tropical cards	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	flame-retardant chaotic tropical paperweight	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	blurry tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	nippy Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	mirror Oprah's Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	delicious miniature skewed tumbling super ka-bob	2	awesome	
2218	normal immense huge beer basted brat	9	good	
2219	Tropical Crimbo Sword of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	super-dry cold-filtered and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	huge steel-toed experienced liar's pants	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	personal trainer's juggler's balls of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	mirror scandalous pink shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	blurry familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	upside-down tumbling lightning-fast smelly evil eyeball pendant	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	nitrogenated adjusted concentrated arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	quantum blurry cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	vacuum-sealed enhanced toad horn	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	shaking blurry icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	fuchsia smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	resourceful bow tie	0		Maximum MP: +50, Clowniness: 75
2234	calavera concertina of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Song Duration: 7
2235	Jim Carey's shellacked ratarang	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25
2236	irradiated turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 27
2237	mirror blue pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	electrified pygmy nose-bone	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2239	forbidden smooth bad voodoo mask	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	gray bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	teal squat baleful pygmy spear	0		Spell Damage: +25
2242	boiled pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 52
2243	blinking inspector's headhunter necktie	0		Item Drop: 20, Single Equip
2244	perfumed pointed stick of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
2245	pulsating savvy knobby helmet turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	flame-retardant knobby kneepads	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2247	blurry Jim Carey's sewer turtle	0		Monster Level: +25
2248	mirror lightning-fast sebaceous shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40
2249	smartaleck's skeletortoise	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	smooth box turtle	0		Moxie: +15
2252	blinking stiffened box turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2253	smelly chaotic bottlecap turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2254	lime green ghostly toasty extremely unsafe Samson's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	medical-grade furry turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	Annie Oakley's furry earmuffs	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2257	personal trainer's reinforced furry underpants of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	jittery hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	jittery lion oil	0		
2264	normal special squat stunt nuts	3	good	Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 15
2265	snack-sized bland wobbly mirror wet stew	2	decent	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2269	gigantic spoiled huge sausage wonton	6	crappy	
2270	ribald resourceful belt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2271	acceptable enchanted blinking bottle of Merlot	3	good	Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 15
2272	tolerable bottle of Port	3	good	
2273	acceptable bottle of Pinot Noir	4	good	
2274	artisanal bottle of Zinfandel	4	EPIC	
2275	aged bottle of Marsala	3	awesome	
2276	special mediocre bottle of Muscat	3	decent	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 50
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	bouncing wobbly Manual of Labor	0		
2281	yellow spinning Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	wobbly Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	seal-skull helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	yellow chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	savvy wizardly glowstick	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	yellow wobbly encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	teal paperclip	0		
2290	tumbling gray really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	bouncing teal wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	mirror knob butter	0		
2297	cyan vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	huge fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	twirling Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	squat worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	spinning Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	vacuum-sealed candy heart	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	dry pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	aerosolized frozen skewed candy heart	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	quadruple-colloidal dry candy heart	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	activated pressed denatured wobbly candy heart	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	quantum colloidal candy heart	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	blurry pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	pulsating candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	huge candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	blue broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	narrow bomb	0		
2319	fuchsia carved wheel	0		
2320	spinning worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	huge worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	aerosolized denatured pulsating can of paint	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 33
2328	twirling ghostly drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	miniature normal enchanted Better Than Cuddling Cake	2	good	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 50
2333	blinking ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	shaking Oprah's stylish pipe	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2337	ghostly wizardly reinforced beaded headband	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	adequate enchanted pudding	4	good	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 50, Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	weak perfectly mixed Blackfly Chardonnay	2	EPIC	
2340	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed & tan	1	EPIC	
2341	huge pepper	0		
2342	bland huge forest cake	3	decent	
2343	immense moldy twirling forest ham	9	crappy	
2344	moist filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 48
2345	moist ionized tumbling filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 53
2346	moist enhanced energized twirling filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 66
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	blue water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	blue squat superamplified boom box	0		
2352	wobbly foul-smelling baleful fire poi	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
2353	savvy bejeweled pledge pin	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2354	gray squat communications windchimes	0		
2355	extra-concentrated activated jittery henna face paint	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 66
2356	corrupted squat tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 51
2357	jittery upside-down Gaia beads of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2358	mirror pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	fireproof supercharged hippy medical kit	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2362	banded Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7
2363	personal trainer's longhaired hippy wig of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	twirling skewed Samson's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2365	occult C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2366	friendly peel hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	Oprah's Fonzie's flowing hippy skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	spinning natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	fuchsia bunch of bananas	0		
2373	toothsome diet banana	1	awesome	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	flavorless jumbo banana cream pie	5	decent	
2376	drinkable banana daiquiri	3	good	
2377	artisanal tumbling bungle in the jungle	4	EPIC	
2378	bouncing banana spritzer	0		
2379	enhanced wobbly banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 49
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	blinking twirling woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	mirror bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	forbidden keg shield of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
2387	beefy finger	0		Muscle: +10
2388	occult war tongs of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25
2389	huge Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	teal sharpshooter's asbestos apron	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2391	wholesome beaten-up Chucks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2392	Tesla natty ascot	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2393	shaking twirling toasty wreath of laurels of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	Usain Bolt's coward's Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	lime green tube sock of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2396	blue chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	blurry Annie Oakley's energy drink IV	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2399	chaotic Elmley shades of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	up-at-dawn lard-coated beer bong	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
2402	red gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	skewed jam band flyers	0		
2405	tumbling rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	shaking worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	skewed spinning billy idol	0		
2410	teal rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	upside-down sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	huge upside-down lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	twirling supercharged bounty-hunting helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	weightlifter's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Muscle: +15
2418	bounty-hunting pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	double-nitrogenated blurry bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 58
2420	pickled triple-boiled teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 32
2421	electrified bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 59
2422	energized tarnished ionized irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
2423	non-liquefied deionized mirror bouncing Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 60
2424	tarnished wet extra-alkaline red cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 30
2425	triple-anodized can of spinach	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 36
2426	enhanced blinking fire flower	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 64
2427	boiled pulsating freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 60
2428	aerosolized ionized fake blood	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 65
2429	frozen blinking Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 31
2430	extra-pickled blue bag of lard	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 45
2431	triple-altered polarized bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 48
2432	moist flattened tarnished wobbly blue SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 39
2433	chilled boiled bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 40
2434	extra-anodized teal eyedrops	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 56
2435	diffused blue Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 33
2436	irradiated oxidized vacuum-sealed pulsating donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 16
2437	blue New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	blue scented massage oil	0		
2439	huge poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	ghostly unnatural gas	0		
2441	ghostly Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	mirror baleful dangerous pink glowstick	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	mediocre spirit-forward twirling Supernova Champagne	5	decent	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	olive tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	fortified goatskin umbrella	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2452	inspector's studded wool hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	wobbly avaricious belt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2455	studded bar whip	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2456	educational barskin buckler	0		Experience: +1
2457	whip of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2458	huge nasty barskin loincloth	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	wobbly shaking studded tighty whiteys	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	yak toupee of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	flavorless bowl of Bounty-Os	3	decent	
2465	bad Oreille Divisée brandy	3	decent	
2466	pulsating pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	tumbling suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	blurry callused fingerbone	0		
2469	pulsating bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	lightning-fast friendly clown wig	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	resourceful clownskin belt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Clowniness: 50
2477	deadly clownskin buckler	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50
2478	yellow clown whip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	gray demon-horned hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	demon buckler of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2482	scorching smooth demon whip of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2483	twirling nippy barskin cloak	0		Cold Damage: +10
2484	groovy stylish snakeskin duster	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10
2485	Fonzie's clownskin harness of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Clowniness: 50
2486	Van der Graaf Sinatra's demonskin jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2487	hipposkin poncho of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2488	double-paned yak anorak	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2489	twirling pulsating hardened tuxedo shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2490	stylish gnauga hide vest of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2491	lime green shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	gray stick of dynamite	0		
2494	beefcake's Necrotelicomnicon of chilblains	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +25
2495	educational Cookbook of the Damned of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15
2496	narrow miser's Sinful Desires of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
2497	yellow spinning tumbling molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	mirror molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	huge extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	squat Newton's beach glass necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2509	blinking ghostly nippy peace-sign necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10
2510	shellacked supercool round sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2511	spinning Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	ghostly Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	tumbling hale Da Vinci's spark plug earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20
2514	hale woven baling wire bracelets of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20
2515	gearbox necklace of the empath of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2516	blurry mirror perfumed Temple Grandin's wrench bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +5
2517	frosty coward's chain necklace	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2518	slick sawblade shield	0		Moxie: +10
2519	tolerable blue McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	good	
2520	watered-down mediocre tumbling pulsating fuchsia melted Jell-o shot	2	decent	
2521	watered-down drinkable cruelty-free wine	2	good	
2522	smooth purple thistle wine	3	awesome	
2523	pulsating spinning megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	adequate fish	3	good	
2526	bland fish casserole	3	decent	
2527	delicious diet bouncing fish lasagna	1	awesome	
2528	bouncing filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	spoiled gnatloaf	3	crappy	
2530	stale snack-sized gnatloaf casserole	2	decent	
2531	tasty gnat lasagna	3	awesome	
2532	pork	0		
2533	normal gigantic pork chop sandwiches	8	good	
2534	low-calorie rotten pork casserole	1	crappy	
2535	adequate snack-sized pork lasagna	2	good	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	upside-down spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	frightening Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2540	twirling tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	chilled non-polarized lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	denatured alkaline moist jittery tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	altered begpwnia	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	deionized upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	enhanced green half-orchid	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	gravedigger's dangerous tin star	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	cool wizardly outrageous sombrero	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	"Humorous" T-shirt of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	skewed turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	spinning flame-retardant manspreader's Shagadelic Disco Banjo of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	bouncing aromatic Squeezebox of the Ages of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	huge Temple Grandin's savvy Chelonian Morningstar	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	mirror clever Hammer of Smiting	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	perfumed slick 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	horrifying Jim Carey's smartaleck's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	mirror teal can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	shaking blurry Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	warmed colloidal narrow ant agonist	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 15
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	purple ghostly ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	upside-down ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	green ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	upside-down ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	censurious arcane researcher's cactus quill	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2578	foul-smelling Lo Pan's rock-hard Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
2579	flavorless cactus fruit	3	decent	
2580	energetic medical-grade scorpion whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	bouncing brick of sand	0		
2583	adequate miniature centipede eggs	2	good	
2584	wonderwall shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2585	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2586	razor-sharp General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2587	strapping Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Muscle: +5
2588	green stiffened Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2589	small normal hot date	2	good	
2590	drinkable distilled fortified wine	4	good	
2591	huge tasty olive tasty tart	9	awesome	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	rotten spinning Knob pasty	4	crappy	
2594	perfectly mixed thermos full of Knob coffee	4	EPIC	
2595	flattened concentrated jittery twirling Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 34
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	mirror Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	blue carbonated water lily	0		
2601	yellow sharpshooter's Samson's stylish Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2602	energetic extremely unsafe Da Vinci's Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	smelly Tuesday's ruby	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	fortified palm-frond whip	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2608	upside-down shaking palm-frond net	0		
2609	reassuring palm-frond capris of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	Jack Frost's extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	hardened palm-frond cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	upside-down rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	tasty snack-sized savoy truffle	2	awesome	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	gravedigger's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2619	olive narrow jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	adequate unidentified jerky	4	good	
2621	flame-wreathed supercool nasty rat mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	experienced ratskin belt of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2623	lightning-fast crafty rattail whip	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +40
2624	huge coward's Jim Carey's bat hat	0		Monster Level: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	flame-retardant quilted bat whip	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1
2626	lime green stanky dangerous bat-ass jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2627	mirror Annie Oakley's forbidden catskin cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	resourceful catskin buckler of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50
2629	Jim Carey's tail o' nine cats of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	quantum irradiated twirling gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 31
2632	alkaline pulsating mother's helper	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
2633	Lo Pan's Oprah's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	mummy mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	fireproof studded gauze shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	pulsating gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	shaking flame-wreathed greaves of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	Tesla boxer's cowboy hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	yellow blurry dangerous Maxwell's Silver Hammer of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
2643	happiness of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2644	shaking feather	0		
2645	gray feather	0		
2646	wobbly frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	green supercharged Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	wobbly twirling pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	massive yummy S.T.L.T.	9	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	stale honey-dew	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	mediocre yellow bouncing Xanadian	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	magnetized bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	chilly razor-sharp Drowsy Sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5
2657	spoiled snack-sized escargotsicle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	mediocre extra-dry purple bottle of realpagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	beefcake's albatross necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	modified blue huge not-a-pipe	1	good	Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	artisanal squat flask of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	jittery quilted ball mask	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	wicked Can-Can skirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	chilled corrupted mirror sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	deionized double-boiled liquefied bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	non-irradiated pressed bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	oxidized gray spiky collar	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	powdered ghostly can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	vaporized upside-down patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	vaporized yellow shaking Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	drinkable extra-dry shot of nepenthe schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	improved deionized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	denatured squat handful of moss	1		
2676	modified ghostly huge bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	pickled protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	colloidal tarnished vacuum-sealed sparkler	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 61
2680	wet ghostly blinking snake	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 53, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	pickled M-242	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 54
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	shaking Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	armgun of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60
2685	red seashell necklace	0		
2686	twirling commemorative war stein	0		
2687	jittery stone frisbee	0		
2688	greasy baleful dreadlock whip of courage	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
2689	beer-a-pult of the blizzard of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2690	ghostly greedy frightening cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
2691	decent gigantic handful of nuts and berries	8	good	
2692	shaking driftwood sculpture of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2693	clever massive sitar of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Candy Drop: +100
2694	blinking red frosty careful stone baseball cap of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	lousy weak special upside-down cup of beer	2	decent	Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 40
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	blurry jittery duct tape wallet	0		
2699	flame-retardant horrifying duct tape shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
2700	lard-coated hale duct tape fedora	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	avaricious auspicious duct tape sword	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2702	twirling Fonzie's wizardly duct tape dockers	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	duct tape buckler of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	groovy blackberry slippers of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2706	smelly baleful weightlifter's blackberry moccasins	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2707	blurry gravedigger's coward's occult blackberry combat boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2708	quantum deionized funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 16
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	blurry cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	cold-filtered huge facepaint	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 54
2712	boiled vacuum-sealed skewed wobbly sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 63
2713	concentrated improved Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 62
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	spinning sausage bomb	0		
2716	cyan resourceful smartaleck's battered hubcap of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50
2717	occult wizardly hood ornament of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	scorching resourceful hand-carved bokken of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
2720	dog trainer's resourceful hand-carved bow of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2721	ghostly asbestos-lined horrifying lion tamer's hand-carved staff	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
2722	knitted therapeutic wholesome studded Staff of the Greasefire	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2723	energetic Newton's savvy Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2724	flavorless small bowl of rye sprouts	2	decent	
2725	rotten half-sized mirror cob of corn	2	crappy	
2726	normal miniature juniper berries	2	good	
2727	decent miniature fancy plum	2	good	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 30
2728	adequate tumbling pear	3	good	
2729	spoiled peach	3	crappy	
2730	bad blue jittery plum wine	4	decent	
2731	acceptable shot of pear schnapps	3	good	
2732	tolerable shot of peach schnapps	3	good	
2733	diet toothsome maroon bunch of square grapes	1	awesome	
2734	moldy pulsating brown sugar cane	3	crappy	
2735	bland half-sized sandwich of the gods	2	decent	
2736	smooth Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	awesome	
2737	twisted tumbling leopard-print barbell	1	good	
2738	lime green pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	enhanced ionized tumbling panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 46
2740	blurry pulsating healthy brawny weightlifter's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2741	acceptable huge boilermaker	4	good	
2742	toothsome low-calorie blue steel lasagna	1	quest	
2743	drinkable huge huge steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	powdered steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 20
2745	super-Vulcanized dry triple-oxidized blinking gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 31
2746	magnetized dry bouncing extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 68
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	energetic furniture dolly	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2749	upside-down ribald ruddy Staff of the Grease Trap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10
2750	reassuring stiffened Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2751	ghostly jittery Annie Oakley's Lead Zeta of Chastity of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2752	upside-down ghostly horrifying dance instructor's Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2753	pulsating foul-smelling chaotic Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2754	Tesla quilted Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2755	skewed shaking boxer's Iron Beta of Industry of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2756	teal family-friendly horrifying Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2757	squat hardy banded Red Balloon of Valor	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2758	pulsating hale brainy Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2759	scandalous curative Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2760	green deadly Green Clover of Justice of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2761	squat Yellow Moon of Compassion of the blizzard of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2762	up-at-dawn careful Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2763	Temple Grandin's crafty Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2764	Order of the Silver Wossname of the bloodbag of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	wobbly bowling ball	0		
2767	normal half-sized Crimbo pie	2	good	
2768	fancy flavorless thick tumbling pear tart	5	decent	Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 25
2769	stale jumbo gray peach pie	5	decent	
2770	colloidal pressed blurry chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 13
2771	activated huge handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 53
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	twirling blurry narrow glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	upside-down tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	energetic filigreed hamethyst earring of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2778	studded razor-sharp smooth filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2779	scorching therapeutic filigreed hamethyst ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2780	baleful slick baconstone earring of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2781	avaricious baconstone necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2782	Jim Carey's Socratic beefcake's baconstone ring	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2783	flame-wreathed pulled porquoise earring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2784	family-friendly boxer's pulled porquoise pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2785	up-at-dawn horrifying thinker's pulled porquoise ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2786	family-friendly Samson's Earring of Fire	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2787	shaking censurious supercharged Pendant of Fire	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2788	Tesla baleful Ring of Fire	0		Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2789	spinning family-friendly energetic Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2790	frightening Da Vinci's Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2791	jittery MacGyver's curative Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2792	twirling zippy stylish Unspeakable Earring	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2793	gravedigger's healthy Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2794	Oprah's hardy The Ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2795	skewed brawny Nose Ring of Putrescence of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2796	clever Putrid Pendant of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2797	Herculean Ring of the Sewer Snake of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2798	spinning lime green lard-coated stanky Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2799	mirror nasty rock-hard Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2800	tumbling therapeutic Mudflap-Girl Ring of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2801	wobbly vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	wobbly flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	non-activated irradiated quantum vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 65
2805	dry shaking green vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 32
2806	quadruple-improved quantum vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
2807	electrified wet purple flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 32
2808	extra-flattened magnetized red flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 27
2809	cold-filtered boiled flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 61
2810	energized warmed jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 56
2811	altered boiled bouncing jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 52
2812	triple-electrified anodized moist spinning jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 57
2813	Da Vinci's Beret of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	scorching clever Bludgeon of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Brimstone
2815	tumbling up-at-dawn knitted educational Bunker	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Brimstone
2816	shellacked studded educational Boxers	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 7, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	jittery executive ribald Brooch of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	bouncing careful arcane researcher's Bracelet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	squat vibrating padded Grimacite gasmask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	Newton's Grimacite gat of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	tumbling ghostly censurious strapping Grimacite gaiters	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	fireproof dog trainer's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	Da Vinci's Grimacite go-go boots of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	blurry twirling mansplainer's thinker's Grimacite girdle	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	inspector's Grimacite gown	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	skewed stanky lion tamer's friendly Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2827	squat anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	stale digital key lime pie	3	decent	
2833	normal star key lime pie	4	good	
2834	greasy Van der Graaf thinker's bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	blinking shaking healthy indie comic hipster glasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	twirling mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	wobbly censurious sharpshooter's glowstick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	family-friendly Periodical Paintbrush	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
2840	mediocre lime green bottle of cooking sherry	3	decent	
2841	bland snack-sized packet of ketchup	2	decent	
2842	tolerable high-proof spinning accidental cider	8	good	
2843	rotten mirror dire fudgesicle	3	crappy	
2844	teal Jeselnik's frightening curative beefcake's navel ring of navel gazing	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	yellow blurry plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	wobbly Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2848	wobbly Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	pulsating shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	artisanal teal upside-down moonberry wine cooler	3	EPIC	
2851	spoiled fine aged cheddarwurst	3	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	fuchsia sizzling brainy huge mosquito proboscis	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +10
2856	polarized swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 18
2857	super-unsweetened polarized upside-down wobbly seegar butt	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 27
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	scorching witch wart of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2860	jumbo decent swamp muck	5	good	
2861	fireproof chaotic baleful leechknife	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
2862	teal shaking decomposed boot	0		
2863	ionized cyan dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 24
2864	upside-down yellow ghostly stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	red Sherlock's greasy beaver spear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
2866	auspicious shamanic beads of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +10
2867	dilapidated wizard hat of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	polarized fuchsia pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 21
2869	ionized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
2870	denatured ionized pirate tract	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 60
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	plastic Naughty Sorceress of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +50
2873	tumbling nippy extremely unsafe plastic Ed the Undying	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10
2874	studded plastic Lord Spookyraven of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80
2875	spinning Socratic plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2876	rosy-cheeked plastic protector spectre	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2877	blue blinking Usain Bolt's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Initiative: +80
2878	shaking banded plastic Boss Bat	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2879	sizzling plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Hot Damage: +10
2880	chaotic plastic Bonerdagon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2881	pulsating careful plastic The Man	0		Monster Level: -10
2882	Lo Pan's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2883	spinning Rosewater's plastic Felonia	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2884	wobbly wholesome plastic Beelzebozo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2885	huge extremely unsafe plastic conservationist hippy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2887	teal plastic angry bugbear of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2888	plastic anime smiley of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2889	plastic apathetic lizardman of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2890	rosy-cheeked plastic astronomer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2891	ribald plastic beanbat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2892	blinking knitted plastic blooper	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2893	grievous plastic brainsweeper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2894	plastic briefcase bat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2895	plastic demoninja of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2896	twirling beefcake's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Muscle: +25
2897	plastic drunk goat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2898	twirling lard-coated plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2899	Herculean plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2900	mirror shaking arcane researcher's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2901	wobbly sharpshooter's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2902	scorching plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Hot Damage: +25
2903	occult plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2904	yellow plastic Knott Yeti of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2905	nippy plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Cold Damage: +10
2906	medical-grade plastic lobsterfrogman	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2907	Jack Frost's plastic ninja snowman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2908	blurry stiffened plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2909	miser's plastic G Imp	0		Meat Drop: +10
2910	narrow wool plastic goth	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2911	plastic cubist bull of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2912	chilly plastic scary clown	0		Cold Damage: +5
2913	skewed up-at-dawn plastic smarmy pirate	0		Adventures: +5
2914	skewed plastic spiny skelelton of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2915	blinking electrified plastic Spam Witch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2916	wool plastic vampire	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2917	spinning personal trainer's plastic taco cat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2919	quilted plastic warwelf	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2920	shaking flame-retardant plastic whitesnake	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2921	teal knitted plastic XXX pr0n	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2922	maroon quilted plastic zmobie	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2923	pulsating lion tamer's plastic Protagonist	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2924	huge plastic Spunky Princess of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2925	blurry plastic topiary golem of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2926	jittery smartaleck's plastic senile lihc	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2927	flame-retardant plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2928	greedy plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Meat Drop: +20
2929	sizzling plastic Trouser Snake	0		Hot Damage: +10
2930	plastic Axe Wound of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2931	huge plastic Hellion of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2932	yellow studded plastic Black Knight	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2933	squat reassuring plastic pair of tweezers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2934	scorching plastic fruit golem	0		Hot Damage: +25
2935	cyan plastic fluffy bunny of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2936	squat squat castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	teal siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	mirror Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	flavorless miniature Surprise Egg	2	decent	
2941	boiled colloidal Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 46
2942	tarnished chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 46
2943	pickled pickled Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 60
2945	wobbly fuchsia Tesla party hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	family-friendly V for Vivala mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	artisanal weak shot of rotgut	2	EPIC	
2949	diffused flattened blinking jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 23
2950	huge Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	twirling Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	huge banded deadly glowstick	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	red charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	hardy tip jar	0		Maximum HP: +50
2955	snack-sized delicious blurry lime green yam candy	2	awesome	
2956	spinning cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	spoiled tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	crappy	
2959	Jim Carey's rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: +25
2960	immense decent single-serving herbal stuffing	8	good	
2961	diet rotten mirror packet of tofurkey gravy	1	crappy	
2962	spoiled fancy tofurkey nugget	3	crappy	Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 40
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	colloidal skewed Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 45
2968	vacuum-sealed cyan Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 34
2969	tiny spoiled creamsicle	1	crappy	
2970	lousy cream stout	4	decent	
2971	thinker's curmudgel of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +60
2972	ghostly grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	lion tamer's grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2974	wobbly tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	deadly tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2976	artisanal wobbly bilge wine	3	EPIC	
2977	thinker's witty rapier	0		Mysticality: +10
2978	skewed olive greasy nippy yohohoyo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2979	aerosolized shaking fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 11
2980	huge booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	mirror chaotic booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2982	blue cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	Tesla copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	skewed MacGyver's crafty tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP: 110, Single Equip
2988	purple bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	clingfilm trousers	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	Fonzie's clingfilm cap of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	blinking foul-smelling clingfilm slippers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2992	yellow clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	stale maroon vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	decent	
2994	adjusted adjusted true grit	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 42
2995	frosty Jim Carey's buoybottoms of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	arcane researcher's grungy flannel shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2997	bouncing sizzling grungy bandana of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	teal greasy grassy cutlass	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2999	bouncing Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	huge Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	mirror twirling supercharged pegleg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3002	smartaleck's lamé pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	Samson's enormous hoop earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
3004	Da Vinci's costume sword of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3005	jittery rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	Jack Frost's rainbow pearl earring of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	fuchsia zippy quilted rainbow pearl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	toasty Oprah's rainbow pearl ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	wobbly fireproof chilly Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
3010	Jim Carey's veiny Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25
3011	jittery sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	twirling shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	narrow ornate key	0		
3015	huge gilded key	0		
3016	narrow foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	red gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	fuchsia handful of sawdust	0		
3021	ghostly stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	blinking small stone triangle	0		
3024	yellow stone pyramid	0		
3025	perfectly mixed watered-down corpse on the beach	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
3026	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic twirling corpsetini	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3027	lousy watered-down corpsedriver	2	decent	
3028	aged Corpse Island iced tea	4	awesome	
3029	tolerable weak red-headed corpse	2	good	
3030	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic kamicorpse-ee	1	super EPIC	
3031	mediocre spinning gray corpsel	4	decent	
3032	artisanal corpsebite	3	EPIC	
3033	greedy pirate fledges	0		Meat Drop: +20, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	normal enchanted pearl onion	3	good	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
3036	tiny delicious sea biscuit	1	awesome	
3037	artisanal bouncing bottle of rum	4	EPIC	
3038	tolerable purple bottle of black-label rum	3	good	
3039	upside-down cannonball	0		
3040	narrow voodoo skull	0		
3041	bouncing joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	upside-down yellow metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	snack-sized stale nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	normal thick nanite-infested candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	moldy fancy nanite-infested fruitcake	4	crappy	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	triple-distilled acceptable nanite-infested eggnog	10	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	narrow wicked eyepatch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	tumbling supercharged cutlass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3052	skewed gray fireproof breeches	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	teal mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	triple-wet double-tarnished colloidal candy heart	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	alkaline triple-enhanced lime green cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	Jack Frost's metallic foil cat ears	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	red gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	squat rock-hard cyborg doll	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	blinking smelly toy maglev monorail	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	blurry laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	spinning General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	spinning pulsating Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	upside-down teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	wobbly chaotic marionette collective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	ribald borg sock monkey	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	flame-retardant wholesome roboduck-on-a-string	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	upside-down mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	cyan teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	zippy forbidden biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	studded C.B.F.G. of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	bouncing skewed steel-toed dangerous biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	Vulcanized Vulcanized vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	gray handmade hobby horse of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	huge teal ball-in-a-cup of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	ghostly reassuring set of jacks	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	spoiled upside-down laser-broiled pear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	gray crafty Socratic polyalloy shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	twirling fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	mirror unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	chilly beefy vibrating cyborg knife	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	Tesla immense cyborg hand of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	family-friendly chilly fortified cyborg stompin' boot	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	blurry upside-down deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	twirling huge Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	blinking Hodgman	0		
3117	fuchsia Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	yellow divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	shaking divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	red divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	Vulcanized dry fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 45
3125	colloidal liquefied piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 13
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	shaking sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	spoiled roasted marshmallow	3	crappy	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	half-sized decent tin cup of mulligan stew	2	good	
3132	shaking occult savvy flamin' bindle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25
3133	wobbly maroon double-paned brawny freezin' bindle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
3134	spinning steel-toed stinkin' bindle of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3135	smooth bindle of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3136	educational sleazy bindle of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -25
3137	coward's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Monster Level: -20
3138	nippy Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Cold Damage: +10
3139	shaking lime green smelly experienced Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	mansplainer's panhandle panhandling hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	spinning scorching cup of infinite pencils	0		Hot Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
3143	electrified stylish Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	twirling El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	huge red El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	huge El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	tumbling olive El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	shaking twirling El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	altered non-dry adjusted warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 41
3160	dry maroon blurry humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 58
3161	unsweetened quadruple-galvanized skewed El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 64
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	gray El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	upside-down broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	ghostly repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	squat blue augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	modified altered seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 44
3169	adequate turtle soup	3	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	ghostly teal nauseating reagent	0		
3172	gray squat jittery coward's evil paper umbrella	0		Monster Level: -20
3173	electrified improved jittery evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 65
3174	normal bouncing evil boring spaghetti	4	good	
3175	spoiled evil noodles	3	crappy	
3176	decent evil noodles	3	good	
3177	flavorless huge evil painful penne pasta	8	decent	
3178	huge normal yellow 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	7	good	
3179	rotten pulsating evil ravioli della hippy	4	crappy	
3180	special tiny rotten evil noodles	1	crappy	Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 5
3181	wet adjusted colloidal skewed evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 52
3182	oxidized super-pickled skewed squat evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 28
3183	colloidal wobbly evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 15
3184	liquefied jittery evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 67
3185	magnetized modified green evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 14
3186	polarized corrupted pickled blinking evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 28
3187	ionized flattened evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 39
3188	tolerable weak an evil sump'm sump'm	2	good	
3189	hand-crafted evil ducha de oro	3	EPIC	
3190	enchanted mediocre tumbling evil horizontal tango	3	decent	Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 45
3191	triple-distilled bad evil roll in the hay	6	decent	
3192	mirror naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	skewed savvy origami pasties	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	supercool weightlifter's origami riding crop of incineration	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	wobbly lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	coward's KoL Con IV Pole of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -45, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	squat dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	yellow dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	bouncing notbig laminated card	0		
3211	mirror unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	jittery upside-down dwarvish document	0		
3213	mirror dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	twirling overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	blue Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	blurry El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	lard-coated careful glowstick	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	foul-smelling Lo Pan's gatorskin umbrella	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
3223	huge sewer nuggets	0		
3224	mirror sewer wad	0		
3225	smooth bottle of sewage schnapps	4	awesome	
3226	bad bottle of Ooze-O	4	decent	
3227	immense yummy C.H.U.M. chum	9	awesome	
3228	flavorless unfortunate dumplings	3	decent	
3229	teal decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	anodized purple oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 65
3231	brawny tattered paper crown	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	stale gigantic upside-down vanilla-frosted king cake	7	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	yellow Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	green Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	upside-down Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	green Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	huge Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	spinning Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	spinning stanky forbidden Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	huge manspreader's resourceful Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	wobbly Jeselnik's ribald Ol' Scratch's ash can of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: 35, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	lime green sausage	0		
3251	skewed gravedigger's groovy Frosty's silk hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	Herculean Frosty's carrot of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	miser's nasty ruddy Frosty's nailbat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	manspreader's Oscus's pelt of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	green smelly brainy Wand of Oscus of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	green coward's shellacked Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	greasy Temple Grandin's Zombo's skullcap	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	tumbling scandalous steel-toed Newton's Zombo's shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	ghostly auspicious Sinatra's Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	mirror Sinatra's Chester's moustache of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	beefcake's Chester's bag of candy of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	aromatic Chester's cutoffs of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	narrow bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	electrified polymerized handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 47
3269	anodized denatured ghostly wobbly lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 46
3270	polymerized flattened handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 19
3271	spinning razor-sharp crotchety pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	veiny Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	willowy bonnet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	pulsating flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	squat Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	up-at-dawn studded belt	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	deadly stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	bland salad	4	decent	
3284	olive frightening rosy-cheeked C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
3285	brawny C.H.U.M. knife	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3286	lard-coated Frosty's snowball sack	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	squat cyan shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	maroon bouncing jittery scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	squat untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	gray friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	bouncing unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	bouncing twirling Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	bouncing Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	shaking The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	blurry therapeutic sealskin drum	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	blurry sharpshooter's washboard shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	foul-smelling spaghetti-box banjo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	crafty marinara jug	0		Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	banded makeshift castanets	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	green huge left-handed melodica of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	boiled epic wad	1	decent	
3317	spinning bouncing bottlecap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
3318	corncob pipe of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3319	green Jim Carey's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3320	tumbling frayed rope belt	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	blurry miser's horrifying mayfly bait necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	aged spinning jar of fermented pickle juice	3	awesome	
3326	dehydrated twirling jittery voodoo snuff	1	good	
3327	low-calorie flavorless upside-down extra-greasy slider	1	decent	
3328	squat crafty boxer's crumpled felt fedora	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	twirling reassuring Van der Graaf battered top-hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	sizzling shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	electrified wizardly mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	skewed hobo dungarees of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	Socratic beefcake's patched suit-pants	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	jittery hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	mirror dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	hardy dead guy's memento of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	tasty blue banquet	3	awesome	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	narrow very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	ghostly blinking bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	tumbling bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	shaking filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	yellow jittery mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	perfectly mixed ghostly Ralph IX cognac	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	tumbling zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	triple-activated ghostly llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	yummy banana-frosted king cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	curative brown plastic baby	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	jittery plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	twirling scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	green stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	squat yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	pulsating tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	flavorless mole molé	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	watered-down aged Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	alkaline shaking Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	super-pressed digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	boiled glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	pickled glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	dried glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dried gray glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	pickled ghostly squat glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	altered fuchsia glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	mirror upside-down The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	blinking Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	ghostly Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	mansplainer's groovy Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Thorns: 1
3382	skewed blinking electrified grievous Ol' Scratch's manacles of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3383	inspector's censurious coward's Chester's sunglasses	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3384	hardy Chester's muscle shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50
3385	huge dog trainer's boxer's Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
3386	jittery censurious Zombo's shoulder blade of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3387	avaricious Zombo's skull ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	Tesla ruddy Frosty's arm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3390	double-paned vibrating dance instructor's Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	asbestos-lined Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	friendly Oscus's flypaper pants of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	fuchsia Sherlock's careful Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	cyan dangerous Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	shaking padded deadly Hodgman's bow tie	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
3398	tolerable watered-down lime green Hodgman's blanket	2	good	
3399	weak mediocre jar of squeeze	2	decent	
3400	moldy bowl of fishysoisse	3	crappy	
3401	tarnished denatured activated deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 39
3402	modified activated teal concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 27
3403	narrow lewd playing card	0		
3404	chaotic fortified extremely unsafe deck of lewd playing cards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3405	wicked Hodgman's sock	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
3406	blinking sizzling Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Hot Damage: +10
3407	gray Hodgman's almanac of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3408	upside-down squat knitted Hodgman's harmonica	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3409	narrow wicked Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Spell Damage: +5
3410	spinning educational Hodgman's detector	0		Experience: +1
3411	padded Hodgman's cane	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3412	teal Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	spinning Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	olive hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	fuchsia box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	super-polarized pulsating twirling sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 34
3423	irradiated moist skewed frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 12
3424	deionized cold-filtered modified fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 26
3425	improved garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 35
3426	tarnished improved strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 24
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	pressed dry jittery Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 25
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	squat narrow fuchsia cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	foul-smelling slick stirring stick	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +10
3436	hale Staff of the Teapot Tempest of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
3437	pulsating sinister dangerous brainy Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
3438	fireproof electrified sage Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3439	shaking Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	dried prismatic wad	1	awesome	Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	sage club of the five seasons	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	narrow rosy-cheeked rainbow crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	jittery rosy-cheeked webbed comic mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	perfumed six-rainbow shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	yellow blurry rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	blurry cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	mirror cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	twirling cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	blue wobbly cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	fuchsia strapping trusty torch	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	spinning wobbly energetic Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3458	irradiated concentrated STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 40
3459	practically non-alcoholic fancy lousy white-label gin	1	decent	Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 15
3460	adequate tiny tin rations	1	good	
3461	pulsating haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	watered-down mediocre bottle of sake	2	decent	
3464	tumbling round pebble of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3465	rotten ghostly Bash-Ōs cereal	4	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	horrifying Socratic haiku katana of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	red plastic baby of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	normal blueberry-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	wobbly ghostly bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	Usain Bolt's deadly savvy Seasonal Beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	electrified cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 31
3475	warmed green blackberry polite	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 54
3476	corrupted wobbly wobbly plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 49
3477	super-warmed concentrated improved pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 48
3478	adjusted wet peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 37
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	red spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	skewed passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	spinning fuchsia psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	energized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 15
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	stale beefy fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	half-sized toothsome bouncing glistening fish meat	2	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	flavorless bouncing slick fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	maroon shaking hale fish scimitar of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3493	censurious Annie Oakley's fish stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3494	occult fish bazooka of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25
3495	liquefied sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 23
3496	vacuum-sealed electrified mirror bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 61
3497	aged bottle of Pete's Sake	4	awesome	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	miniature yummy shaking maroon canapés	2	awesome	
3502	dried blinking blinking thermos of brew	1	awesome	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	smooth watered-down glass of brandy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	tumbling French slippers	0		
3505	wobbly LWA ring	0		Item Drop: +5
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	gravedigger's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	teal scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	chaotic hardened ganger bandana	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	gray eel skin	0		
3517	Rosewater's eelskin hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	personal trainer's eelskin pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	lightning-fast eelskin shield	0		Initiative: +40, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	narrow Newton's shark tooth necklace of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3522	teal brainy shark jumper of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +60
3523	corrupted mirror shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 13
3524	super-Vulcanized fuchsia eel battery	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 40
3525	wet non-flattened temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 28
3526	mirror spinning green smelly scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	upside-down mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	gray skewed mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	bouncing rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	maroon Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	tumbling plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	upside-down plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	jittery plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	shaking plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	blurry executive strapping depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	squat stiffened dangerous depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	slick depleted Grimacite grappling hook of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	mirror lightning-fast depleted Grimacite ninja mask of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	squat healthy cool depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	ghostly fireproof manspreader's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	huge dog trainer's Oprah's KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	curative propeller beanie	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	Oprah's straw hat of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	gray ribald octopus's spade of the detective of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	squat glob of slime	0		
3555	bland sea carrot	4	decent	
3556	jumbo flavorless upside-down sea cucumber	5	decent	
3557	yummy sea avocado	3	awesome	
3558	yummy sea lychee	3	awesome	
3559	yummy small sea tangelo	2	awesome	
3560	stale sea honeydew	4	decent	
3561	aerosolized adjusted spinning pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 56
3562	chilled pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 51
3563	moist narrow red pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 69
3564	practically non-alcoholic lousy enchanted berry-infused sake	1	decent	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 40
3565	drinkable citrus-infused sake	3	good	
3566	acceptable skewed melon-infused sake	4	good	
3567	spinning spinning slab of sponge	0		
3568	twirling greasy scandalous sponge helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	resourceful sage beefy spongy shield	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50
3570	blinking energetic padded square sponge pants of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	jittery six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	upside-down slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	bouncing flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	blue bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	rotten rice	3	crappy	
3584	rotten huge irradiated candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	bland gray gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	weak hand-crafted wobbly oozenog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	diffused mirror sugar plum	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	magnetized Vulcanized mirror wobbly sugar banana	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	quadruple-corrupted cyan sugar lime	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	improved concentrated blurry sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	lightning-fast studded Mer-kin hookspear	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +40, Drops Meat
3592	purple twirling Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	wet Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 59
3596	squat teal imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	blinking lion tamer's supercharged moist sailor's cap of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	flame-retardant Rosewater's speargun	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1
3601	compass of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3602	green broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	hale brawny diving helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	ghostly wool brainy aerated diving helmet of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	olive live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	spinning imitation whetstone	0		
3611	modified sea grease	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 61
3612	blinking sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	spinning battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	bouncing olive tumbling twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	maroon rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	polarized warmed pulsating unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	purple The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	tumbling chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	blinking jittery dangerous parasitic claw	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	blinking parasitic tentacles of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	parasitic headgnawer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	wobbly pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	gray Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	polarized boiled extra-polarized huge bouncing Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	upside-down radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	miser's rosewater-soaked elven socks	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	slick elven gloves of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	lightning-fast Annie Oakley's festive holiday hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	upside-down purple fireproof patent shoes of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	double-paned friendly gray bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	huge penguin thesaurus of the brazier of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	snack-sized moldy blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	olive jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	twirling pufferfish spine	0		
3644	huge depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	hand-crafted canteen of wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	spoiled elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	red elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	decent toast with jam	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	triple-distilled bad elven moonshine	8	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	huge yummy knuckle sandwich	10	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	maroon electrified strapping psycho sweater	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	tumbling Usain Bolt's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	blinking Samson's plastic mutant elf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	mirror jittery deadly plastic fat stack of cash	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	cyan plastic strand of DNA of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	up-at-dawn plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	narrow container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	double-paned Putty mitre	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	pulsating Putty leotard of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Tesla Putty ball	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	frightening Putty snake of Gandalf of the blizzard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	lime green Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	bouncing fireproof glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	cyan glow-in-the-dark dart gun of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	mirror Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	adequate can of franks 'n' beans	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	tolerable bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	blinking Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	ghostly yellow Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	rosy-cheeked diving muff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3678	weak lousy salinated mint julep	2	decent	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	flavorless big bouncing tempura carrot	5	decent	
3685	flavorless snack-sized yellow tempura cucumber	2	decent	
3686	delicious jumbo tempura avocado	5	awesome	
3687	stale sea broccoli	3	decent	
3688	stale massive sea cauliflower	8	decent	
3689	rotten small tempura broccoli	2	crappy	
3690	yummy cyan tempura cauliflower	4	awesome	
3691	bland special half-sized gray skewed sea blueberry	2	decent	Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 10
3692	flavorless super-sized sea persimmon	5	decent	
3693	deionized ghostly huge pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 28
3694	improved super-wet ionized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 33
3695	olive squat friendly Mer-kin digpick	0		Familiar Weight: +3
3696	jittery yellow anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	gray high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	lime green teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	ghostly gray valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	spinning greasy foul-smelling curative velcro broadsword	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3706	upside-down smartaleck's velcro paddle ball of the dark arts of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20
3707	auspicious Oprah's Herculean velcro shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10
3708	greasy forbidden velcro boots of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3709	energetic curative non-stick pugil stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3710	censurious medical-grade stiffened teflon spatula	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3711	bouncing rosy-cheeked shellacked teflon shield of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5
3712	extremely unsafe beefy teflon swim fins of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3713	prompt 7-inch discus of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3
3714	Sherlock's aromatic supercool PVC staff	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
3715	zippy dog trainer's Oprah's vinyl shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20
3716	miser's veiny stylish vinyl boots	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	shaking blue fishhook	0		
3719	narrow lantern	0		
3720	ghostly decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	blue tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	huge brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	blurry wool glass gnoll eye	0		Cold Resistance: +1
3732	enhanced cigar butt	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 30
3733	scorching manly bloomers of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	jittery perfumed lard-coated handwarmer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3737	groovy weightlifter's lighter	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10
3738	flavorless blurry packet of beer nuts	3	decent	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	twirling squat handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	quadruple-tarnished vacuum-sealed chilled jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 37
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	maroon software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	deionized oxidized twirling blinking concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 65
3750	vampire pearl earring of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3751	gigantic stale chocolate chip brownies	7	decent	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	electrified dry tumbling love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	adjusted cyan tumbling love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	denatured love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	colloidal adjusted improved love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	corrupted flattened love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	Vulcanized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	irradiated breath mint	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 17
3761	deadly vampire pearl ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
3762	smooth vampire pearl necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
3763	smooth high-proof slug of vodka	9	awesome	
3764	artisanal slug of rum	3	EPIC	
3765	watered-down hand-crafted slug of shochu	2	EPIC	
3766	hand-crafted boozy screwdiver	5	EPIC	
3767	mediocre lime green dew yoana lei	3	decent	
3768	hand-crafted lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3769	fancy acceptable salacious screwdiver	3	good	Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
3770	lousy dew yoana salacious lei	4	decent	
3771	mediocre tumbling salacious lychee chuhai	3	decent	
3772	special mediocre Alewife&trade; Ale	3	decent	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 40
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	huge foul-smelling wizardly pink pinkslip slip	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	jittery executive manspreader's sea salt scrubs	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +40
3778	extremely unsafe amber aviator shades of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3779	dry polarized hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 26
3780	wobbly shaking cyan zippy supercool nurse's hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	powdered squat bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	powdered bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	twirling wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	ghostly crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	squat twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	narrow jittery Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	squat aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	narrow blue twirling toasty Annie Oakley's rock-hard Mer-kin roundshield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5
3804	nasty Mer-kin breastplate of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5
3805	twirling twirling flame-retardant Mer-kin sneakmask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	extra-polymerized magnetized upside-down Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 28
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	upside-down Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	blinking Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	toothsome yellow chocolate-frosted king cake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	nasty plastic baby	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	mirror midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	tasty jumbo olive sea radish	5	awesome	
3818	hardened smartaleck's halibut of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	careful water-polo mitt	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
3821	ionized syringe	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 59
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	triple-magnetized activated vacuum-sealed twirling wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 35
3824	jittery Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	normal half-sized tumbling tempura radish	2	good	
3830	teal forbidden water-polo cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	tolerable Typical Tavern swill	4	good	
3832	distilled perfectly mixed tumbling tropical swill	5	EPIC	
3833	tolerable fruity girl swill	3	good	
3834	bad watered-down blinking spinning blended swill	2	decent	
3835	wobbly costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	reassuring horrifying flame-wreathed Elvish sunglasses of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	bouncing dance instructor's anniversary safety glass vest	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3838	lion tamer's anniversary burlap belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3839	anniversary balsa wood socks of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	fortified anniversary pewter cape	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3842	out-of-tune biwa of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3843	asbestos-lined dented harmonica	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3844	scandalous extremely unsafe magic whistle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
3845	censurious plastic blowgun	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3846	upside-down narrow greedy Jim Carey's supercool jungle drum	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +20
3847	tumbling hippy bongo of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3848	sinister knob bugle	0		Spell Damage: +10
3849	rosy-cheeked 4-dimensional guitar of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
3850	boxing glove of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3851	aromatic extremely unsafe boxing glove on a spring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
3852	blinking careful half-sized guitar of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +60
3853	medical-grade wizardly bass drum	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3854	executive pixel boomerang	0		Meat Drop: +40
3855	pulsating nippy hale world's smallest violin of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3856	wobbly lightning-fast forbidden educational ocarina of space	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40
3857	gravedigger's a butt tuba	0		Spooky Damage: +10
3858	cyan quilted bone flute	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3859	cyan supercool infernal fife	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3860	charming flute of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3861	huge leaf of grass	0		
3862	frosty MacGyver's grass whistle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3863	executive Rosewater's plastic guitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
3864	shaking spinning auspicious finger cymbals	0		Item Drop: +10
3865	shellacked dance instructor's kettle drum	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7
3866	dog trainer's veiny double-barreled sling	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
3867	clever energetic magilaser blastercannon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20
3868	maroon Tesla medical-grade hanky&#363;	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	ghostly mansplainer's ultimate ultimate frisbee of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	arcane researcher's office-supply crossbow of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +50
3872	blue fortified pocket theremin	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3873	blinking Tesla weightlifter's rave whistle	0		Muscle: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	wobbly shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	mirror hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	skewed hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	Oprah's savvy fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	teal encoded cult documents	0		
3883	shaking cult memo	0		
3884	olive decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	adjusted pressed fuchsia vial of slime	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 35
3886	modified polarized non-ionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 66
3887	ionized colloidal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 11
3888	denatured pressed maroon vial of slime	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 12
3889	irradiated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 41
3890	quantum triple-Vulcanized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 11
3891	altered vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 43
3892	oxidized twirling vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 28
3893	nitrogenated triple-diffused vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 23
3894	chilled vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 46
3895	cold-filtered vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 59
3896	magnetized unsweetened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 43
3897	unsweetened nitrogenated narrow yellow vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 52
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	bouncing seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	narrow figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	squat figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	narrow figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	squat figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	olive figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	lousy blended swill with a fly in it	4	decent	
3914	bouncing turtle wax	0		
3915	flame-retardant turtle wax shield	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3916	turtle wax helmet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	curative turtle wax greaves	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	chaotic meat shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3919	spinning turtlemail bits	0		
3920	Van der Graaf Fonzie's turtlemail coif	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	forbidden extremely unsafe turtlemail breeches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	twirling family-friendly brainy turtlemail hauberk	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3923	gray hedgeturtle	0		
3924	wobbly jittery greedy cool spiky turtle helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	groovy spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	blurry lime green inspector's scandalous spiky turtle shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	triple-unsweetened anodized blurry tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 31
3931	spinning jittery wool fortified severed flipper	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	steel-toed bad-ass club of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	quadruple-dry polymerized activated twirling hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 33
3936	chilled scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
3937	denatured fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 63
3938	smartaleck's club of corruption	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	corrupt club of corruption of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	ruddy corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	Jeselnik's veiny sinister evil-ass club	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	lime green executive groovy nasty-ass club of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	sharpshooter's infernal toilet brush of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	prompt stylish shadowy seal eye	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	clever oyster egg balloon	0		Maximum MP: +20
3946	blurry Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	twirling key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	lime green monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	blinking olive crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	narrow huge tin of caviar	0		
3958	jittery bejeweled cufflinks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
3959	garish pinky ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3960	yellow hardy designer sunglasses	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
3961	squat prompt opera glasses of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	tumbling wobbly Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	double-magnetized cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 24
3966	maroon horrifying savvy hot-ass club of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	healthy dangerous frigid-ass club of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	spinning stiffened sage creepy-ass club of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	ionized sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 43
3970	squat asbestos-lined energetic Abyssal ember	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	flattened ionized red frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50
3972	groovy seal spine of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	concentrated vacuum-sealed seal lube	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 67
3974	Herculean sage mannequin leg	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	jittery lightning-fast padded tortoise of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40
3976	teal crafty energetic tortoboggan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
3977	ghostly painted turtle	0		
3978	wobbly resourceful dance instructor's painted shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	blinking skewed shell	0		
3981	huge torquoise	0		
3982	sharpshooter's hale torquoise ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
3983	narrow dueling turtle	0		
3984	mirror perfumed manspreader's dueling banjo	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
3985	spinning soup turtle	0		
3986	huge samurai turtle	0		
3987	therapeutic samurai turtle helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	mirror turtle shell powder	0		
3990	cyan hardened turtle shell helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	purple slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	jittery bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	tumbling tumbling infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	denatured agua de vida	1	crappy	Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	Lo Pan's tortoboggan shield of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4003	spinning tumbling bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	soup-chucks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4005	warmed adjusted ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 46
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	spinning memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	squat memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	squat memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	tumbling memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	upside-down memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	Jack Frost's greaves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	wobbly stanky piece of rebar of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
4021	occult razor-sharp shovel of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
4022	huge rosy-cheeked wholesome slick necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: 40
4023	purple jittery inspector's experienced speargun of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: 35
4024	shellacked stylish compass	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7
4025	knitted electrified helmet of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	flame-wreathed Oprah's Rosewater's lantern	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4027	asbestos-lined dog trainer's sinister greaves	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	upside-down dog trainer's studded razor-sharp club	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +1
4029	shaking memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	cyan memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	narrow memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	skewed memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	narrow memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	shaking lime green caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	special small adequate bouncing slimy sweetbreads	2	good	Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 35
4038	acceptable wobbly slimy fermented bile bladder	4	good	
4039	altered jittery slimy alveolus	1		
4040	cyan memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	blurry executive sage pig-iron helm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	prompt double-paned pig-iron shinguards	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	yellow greasy sharpshooter's pig-iron bracers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	fuchsia wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	pulsating wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	narrow narrow healthy wumpus-hair whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	olive asbestos-lined quilted wumpus-hair wig of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	zippy wicked wumpus-hair loincloth of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	ruddy smartaleck's wumpus-hair sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	tumbling ribald ring of teleportation	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	artisanal White Hyborian	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	hardened goblin hunting spear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	fortified razor-sharp goblin autoblowgun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	veiny tribal beads	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	huge padded weightlifter's stone fist	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	ghostly frosty stone head	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	twirling lime green Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	jittery Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	teal Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	blinking 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	squat gray essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	narrow essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	ghostly essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	upside-down Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	shaking multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	gray skewed Jeselnik's healthy villainous scythe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	smartaleck's Rosewater's baneful bandolier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	skewed forbidden diabolical crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	Sherlock's mansplainer's malevolent medallion	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	twirling maroon scorching brawny corrosive cowl	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	Van der Graaf deadly grisly shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	scandalous corroded breeches of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	greasy Fonzie's pernicious cudgel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	bland cupcake-in-a-cup	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	bland protein paste	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	hardened forbidden cyber-mattock	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	shaking facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	activated neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	diffused physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	spinning blinking slimy cyst	0		
4092	wobbly small slimy cyst	0		
4093	spinning medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	fuchsia slimy cyst	0		
4095	Jim Carey's peawee marble	0		Monster Level: +25
4096	sinister brown crock marble	0		Spell Damage: +10
4097	resourceful China marble	0		Maximum MP: +50
4098	cyan lemonade marble of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
4099	bumblebee marble of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
4100	spinning Newton's jet bennie marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4101	skewed boxer's beige clambroth marble of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +7
4102	Socratic steely marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4103	asbestos-lined arcane researcher's beach ball marble of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
4104	gray chilly catseye marble	0		Cold Damage: +5
4105	blinking wool bumboozer marble	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4106	therapeutic chamoisole	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4107	cold-filtered irradiated teal bitter pill	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 61
4108	lard-coated careful monstrous monocle	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	resourceful musty moccasins of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	huge censurious veiny molten medallion	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	lightning-fast sage brazen bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	twirling gravedigger's ruddy bitter bowtie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	ghostly bewitching boots of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	squat secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	auspicious wholesome rickety unicycle of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4117	double-paned crusty hula hoop of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
4118	mirror Usain Bolt's foul-smelling Fonzie's Coily&trade;	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
4119	inspector's foul-smelling smartaleck's school flying disc	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
4120	wobbly fireproof toasty lawn dart of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
4121	huge nasty chilly arcane researcher's wagon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	mirror crown-shaped beanie of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	red wool lard-coated hopping socks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4125	personal trainer's poodle skirt of James Dean of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	skewed sizzling deadly letterman's jacket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10
4127	gray twirling healthy thinker's hardened slime hat of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	aromatic Annie Oakley's hardened slime pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 35, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	up-at-dawn Lo Pan's Van der Graaf hardened slime belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	denatured squat squat boot plant	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	mediocre sham champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	activated extra-oxidized lime green tempura air	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
4134	nitrogenated nitrogenated pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 44
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	wool lard-coated vibrating curative Bag o' Tricks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	lime green a folded paper strip	0		
4141	upside-down a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	wobbly a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	funny paper hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	chilled sand	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 52
4147	olive supercharged charged magnet of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	denatured dry shaking dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	irradiated altered green Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 61
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	pulsating live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	red wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	upside-down rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	tumbling rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	lousy fuchsia pebblebr&auml;u	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	spoiled rocky road ice cream	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	warmed jittery children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 54
4164	triple-chilled energized pressed jittery Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 14
4165	narrow maroon aromatic fireproof toasty Staff of the Soupbone	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
4166	wobbly Voluminous Radio Pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Voluminous Radio Hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	huge Voluminous Radio Sneakers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
4169	tumbling 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	pulsating crystallized memory	0		
4172	rock helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	Newton's rock pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	prompt rock necklace	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	cyan rock-hard sugar shotgun	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	scandalous sugar shillelagh	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	squat nasty sugar shank	0		Stench Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	frosty sugar chapeau of extreme caution of courage	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	Van der Graaf sugar shorts	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	yellow narrow twirling sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	pulsating slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	coward's slime convention pin	0		Monster Level: -20
4188	blinking narrow slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	wobbly squat inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	auspicious sugar shirt	0		Item Drop: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	manspreader's rave visor	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	blue baggy rave pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	toasty pacifier necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	upside-down sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	deadly Fonzie's Herculean sea cowboy hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	teal upside-down narrow gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	tumbling lime green Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	greasy brand new key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4207	lime green extremely unsafe dorsal fin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	upside-down mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	spinning smelly smooth skate blade	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	rosewater-soaked forbidden collapsible baton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	oxidized groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 39
4219	inspector's sharpshooter's skate board	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	purple veiny yield shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	blinking map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	Star of Bravery of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	bouncing amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	green bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	blinking hacienda key	0		
4234	gray narrow pat&eacute; knife of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	jittery can of sterno	0		
4237	green cheese-slicer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4238	decent beef jerky	3	good	
4239	experienced pipe wrench	0		Experience: +2
4240	altered corrupted olive huge gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 35
4241	tumbling careful sleep mask	0		Monster Level: -10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	Tesla sock garters	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4243	activated colloidal blinking mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 53
4244	maroon healthy leather-bound tome	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4245	wobbly olive bookmark	0		
4246	shaking teal rock-hard ivory cue ball	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4247	smooth decanter of fine Scotch	4	awesome	
4248	dried red expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	olive fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	wet deionized vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 16
4253	oxidized pulsating tumbling potion of speed	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 12
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	energized Vulcanized purple sap	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	tasty shaking chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	hand-crafted mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	blinking pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	upside-down mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	pulsating Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	scorching bark boxers	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	shellacked bark beret	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	yellow ruddy bark bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4267	wholesome Krakrox's Loincloth of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	skewed gray Rosewater's wizardly Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	Angelhair Culottes of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	Newman's Own Trousers of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	ruddy Herculean Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	twirling sharpshooter's Lederhosen of the Night of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	quadruple-ionized ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	skewed Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	medical-grade banded Underworld truncheon of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	upside-down friendly MacGyver's rock-hard Staff of the Woodfire	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	blinking Herculean Underworld flail of courage of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	Jack Frost's healthy Mer-kin bunwig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked sinister crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	greedy crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	reassuring Sinatra's Mer-kin gladiator mask of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	skewed chaotic Tesla electrified Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	avaricious perfumed nasty Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	chilly manspreader's electrified Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	asbestos-lined arcane researcher's Mer-kin headguard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	ribald Mer-kin waistrope	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4290	tumbling teal ribald foul-smelling Da Vinci's Mer-kin facecowl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
4291	beefy Mer-kin thighguard	0		Muscle: +10
4292	nasty curative Mer-kin dodgeball of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	deadly Mer-kin dragnet of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	electrified Mer-kin switchblade of incineration of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	olive crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	squat depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	green steel-toed supercool Ass-Stompers of Violence of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	inspector's educational Brand of Violence of the boozehound	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	ghostly horrifying nippy supercharged Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
4300	bouncing twirling coward's Da Vinci's Lens of Violence of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	beefcake's Pigsticker of Violence of James Dean of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
4302	lion tamer's boxer's strapping Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	Sinatra's boxer's thinker's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	Sinatra's supercool Girdle of Hatred of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	twirling blinking inspector's wool resourceful Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
4306	healthy hardened Pantaloons of Hatred of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	energetic beefy Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4308	wool rosy-cheeked Lens of Hatred of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	perfumed lard-coated banded Treads of Loathing	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	slick brainy Scepter of Loathing of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cloathing
4311	weightlifter's Belt of Loathing of the brute of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	nasty Goggles of Loathing of the storm of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	shaking miser's Jeselnik's Stick-Knife of Loathing of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Cloathing
4314	yellow rosewater-soaked hardened Jeans of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Annual Ascot of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4316	blinking squat lightning-fast arcane researcher's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	teal shaking asbestos-lined gravedigger's Flail of the Seven Aspects of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	flame-retardant Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	perfumed Windsor Pan of the Source of the cougar of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	miser's Da Vinci's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	up-at-dawn lightning-fast Tesla extremely unsafe The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	teal greedy clever steel-toed Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	lightning-fast chilly Da Vinci's Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	extremely unsafe experienced Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	twirling inspector's aromatic Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	narrow Tesla wholesome Bling of the New Wave of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	Usain Bolt's sizzling La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	upside-down tumbling suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	stale super-sized candy kneecapping stick	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	spoiled snack-sized licorice garrote	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	double-paned candy knuckles	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	spoiled mirror jawbruiser	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	polarized nitrogenated chocolate car	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	quilted plastic 11 Dealer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	Lo Pan's plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	energetic plastic stocking mimic	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	twirling frightening plastic Don Crimbo	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	bouncing healthy plastic Crimbomination	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	vacuum-sealed Piddles	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	liquefied magnetized tumbling BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	chilled liquefied Polka Pop	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	blurry Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	mirror Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	narrow jittery shaking string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	maroon blurry plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	purple gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	spinning snow hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	rosy-cheeked snow pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	mansplainer's snow belly	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	shaking Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	red narrow jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	tiny stale bouncing expired can of franks 'n' beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	boozy artisanal purple expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	huge elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	dry alkaline elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	normal thick penguin focaccia bread	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	high-proof hand-crafted herringcello	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	acceptable weak elven cellocello	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	squat chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	twirling elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	blurry spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	huge Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	blinking mansplainer's throwing wrench	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	thinker's pair of bolt cutters	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	extremely unsafe poison pen	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	shaking studded speed limit shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	arcane researcher's live wire of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	maroon groovy misfit dolly of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	perfumed misfit hobby horse of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	quilted misfit teddy bear of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	shellacked beefy pocketwatch on a chain	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	perfumed occult cement sandals	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	teal blinking Herculean night-vision goggles of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	blinking Lo Pan's peanut brittle shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	stanky Red Rover BB gun of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	Jeselnik's red-and-green sweater	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	pulsating Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	oxidized energized upside-down Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	energized red bouncing Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	pressed nitrogenated blinking Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	blurry cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	mirror cheese sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	cheese diaper of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	family-friendly cheese wheel	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	purple cheese eye of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	lion tamer's smooth Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	shaking foreign box	0		
4406	yellow The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	yellow Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	decent miniature quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	bad Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	blue colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	spinning beefcake's sealhide hood	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	thinker's sealhide leggings	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	jittery medical-grade sealhide cloak	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4418	fuchsia educational sealhide buckler	0		Experience: +1
4419	nasty sealhide whip	0		Stench Damage: +5
4420	mirror Annie Oakley's sealhide moccasins	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
4421	sealhide gloves of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4422	Herculean sealhide belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4423	narrow sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	magnetized unsweetened twirling sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 60
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	skewed up-at-dawn glowstick on a string	0		Adventures: +5, Raveosity: +1
4429	beefcake's candy necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	gray huge blinking deadly teddybear backpack	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	boiled aerosolized diffused invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	polymerized irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	enhanced skewed irritability potion	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	jittery hellseal claw	0		
4440	guard turtle shell of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	crowbar of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4442	frosty spaghetti cult rosary	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4443	Samson's spaghetti cult mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	spangly mariachi pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	gravedigger's spangly mariachi vest of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4447	spinning spangly sombrero of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	mixed Instant Karma	1	decent	Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 5
4449	tumbling painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	bouncing map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	green executive pointy hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	greedy machetito	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	Fonzie's lawnmower blade	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	Van der Graaf The Landscaper's leafblower	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	green snowball	0		
4457	skewed snailmail bits	0		
4458	educational groovy snailmail coif	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	blue aromatic snailmail breeches of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	upside-down lime green lightning-fast brawny snailmail hauberk	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +40
4461	dry seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 39
4462	enhanced twirling lime green chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 31
4463	non-magnetized alkaline electrified bouncing chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 61
4464	corrupted boiled chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 54
4465	wet modified fuchsia chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 20
4466	tarnished quantum chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 38
4467	quadruple-nitrogenated adjusted chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 59
4468	jittery Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	fuchsia BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	aromatic BRICKO hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	smooth BRICKO pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	bouncing electrified BRICKO sword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	tumbling BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	jittery BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	tumbling BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	vibrating BRICKO bulwark	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	olive tumbling shaking BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	blinking BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	fuchsia twirling BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	cyan narrow BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	super-moist alkaline recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 63
4498	colloidal moist recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 40
4499	dry extra-aerosolized recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 31
4500	ionized dry olive recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 38
4501	colloidal dry spinning recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 39
4502	activated huge jittery recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 30
4503	polarized dry recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	slick heart of the volcano of James Dean	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
4505	super-pressed blue Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 48
4506	skewed blurry puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	electrified dry &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	moldy miniature walrus ice cream	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	moldy blinking beautiful soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	skewed eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	bouncing Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	special spoiled twirling Humpty Dumplings	4	crappy	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	delicious small Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	hand-crafted extra-dry jittery olive missing wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	big yummy matter custard	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	chilled colloidal altered huge comfit?	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	censurious electrified flamingo mallet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	narrow Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	skewed Usain Bolt's eye of the Tiger-lily of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	supercharged wig of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	stale donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	moldy bucket of honey	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	ruddy elephant stinger of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	yummy spinning dragon snaps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	savvy wizardly snapdragon pistil	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	decent rook cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	yummy enchanted bishop cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	diet decent knight cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	stale super-sized upside-down king cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	miniature decent skewed gray queen cookie	2	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	spinning beefy insane tophat	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	blurry lime green healthy educational helm of the knight	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	narrow wristwatch of the knight of the wise owl of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	wobbly supercool trousers of the knight of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	shaking mirror scorching tophat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	cool tie	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
4543	tuxedo pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	blinking caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	blurry walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	narrow dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	detour shield of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	blinking right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	drinkable world's most unappetizing beverage	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	yellow fireproof slippery when wet shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	stale fancy raisin	3	decent	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	executive beefy flyest of shirts	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	moldy a dance upon the palate	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	fancy massive delicious prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	10	awesome	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	low-calorie stale squirmy violent party snack	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	censurious can-you-dig-it?	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	yellow blurry panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	Vulcanized colloidal Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	ghostly shellacked personal trainer's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	cyan fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	special bland six wedges of goat cheese	4	decent	Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 25
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	cyan boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	hardened pixel whip	0		Damage Reduction: 3
4590	pixel chain whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	sizzling pixel morning star	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	blurry pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	gray map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	delicious plastic cup of beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	upside-down bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	cyan MacGyver's Fonzie's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	flavorless small sun-dried tofu	2	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	fancy bad soyburger juice	3	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	ghostly essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	frozen activated essential soy	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	liquefied corrupted Vulcanized essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	yellow souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	Crown of Thrones of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	weak lousy Cinco Mayo Lager	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	olive Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	upside-down pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	spinning Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	blue Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	alkaline lime green ghostly chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	gigantic stale pawn cookie	10	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	diluted squat coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	cyan superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	gray finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	plastic spider ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	jittery therapeutic plastic kazoo	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	jittery tumbling inflatable baseball bat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	sinister googly-star hat of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	jittery Jeselnik's Da Vinci's googly-ball hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	dance instructor's googly-heart hat of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	horrifying super-sweet boom box of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	pulsating pulsating Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	narrow red frightening lion tamer's energetic sinister demon mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	brawny streetfighting champion's belt of the businessman of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	jittery lion tamer's Tesla Space Trip safety headphones of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	arcane researcher's LARP carp	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4641	Usain Bolt's experienced KoL Con Six Pack	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80
4642	Annie Oakley's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4643	rxr shield of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	dog trainer's veiny dance instructor's Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	purple knitted space trooper helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	studded stylish thinker's Meteoid ice beam	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	red MacGyver's wicked Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	skewed Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	frosty ironic knit cap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	pulsating ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	boxer's ironic battle spoon	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4655	fireproof ironic jogging shorts of vim and vigor of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	olive rosewater-soaked mole skin notebook	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4657	blinking pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	blackberry galoshes of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
4660	scorching cool trout fang	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	rotten gigantic poisonous caviar	9	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	warmed corrupted dry wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	yellow Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	huge Jim Carey's Ellsbury's skull of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	narrow hale hot plate	0		Maximum HP: +20, Thorns: 1
4666	family-friendly occult imp unity ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4668	stanky observational glasses	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4669	boxer's hilarious comedy prop	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	smooth booze-soaked cherry	3	awesome	
4672	jittery gray comfy pillow	0		
4673	normal lime green marshmallow	4	good	
4674	small stale sponge cake	2	decent	
4675	boozy acceptable gin-soaked blotter paper	5	good	
4676	twirling tree-holed coin	0		
4677	blurry unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	blurry smoked potsherd	0		
4681	squat Fonzie's pottery shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	lightning-fast veiny pottery hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	skewed ghostly Usain Bolt's reassuring pottery training pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	brainy pottery club	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	tumbling pottery yo-yo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	lime green fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	blinking fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	tumbling fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	pulsating fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	narrow fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	fuchsia affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	horrifying frightening foul-smelling Greatest American Pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: 30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	blurry smooth fossilized necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	jittery bus pass	0		
4700	mirror fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	therapeutic red-hot medallion	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	blinking blinking fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	cyan hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	upside-down immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	adequate massive lemon popsicle	10	good	
4715	low-calorie stale popsicle	1	decent	
4716	decent low-calorie strawberry popsicle	1	good	
4717	adequate small liver popsicle	2	good	
4718	bouncing crafty mariachi hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Hollandaise helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	flavorless liver and let pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	tasty enchanted badass pie	3	awesome	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	flavorless shoo-fish pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	small moldy bouncing piping organ pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	special stale igloo pie	4	decent	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	toothsome spinning squat teal stomach turnover	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	delicious big blue dead lights pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	adequate throbbing organ pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	stop shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	narrow nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	spinning kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	ghostly teal rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	Lo Pan's beer-soaked mop	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4738	artisanal shaking day-old beer	4	EPIC	
4739	drinkable watered-down plain beer	2	good	
4740	special aged overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	4	awesome	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 50
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	irradiated super-flattened huge tumbling PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 29
4745	unsweetened narrow Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 53
4746	pressed mirror Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
4747	small stale bone meal	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	enchanted acceptable weak purple bone aperitif	2	good	Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	blinking blurry savvy bonerang	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	bone and arrows of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	rosy-cheeked boning knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	Usain Bolt's bone crusher	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	MacGyver's bone spurs	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	tumbling double-paned cool bonedanna	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	Da Vinci's boneana hammock of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	bouncing Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	super-diffused pickled candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	green Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	mirror pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	huge stale bouncing pumpkin pie	10	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	perfectly mixed watered-down pumpkin beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	dry quadruple-oxidized pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	family-friendly banded shin gourds	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	rosy-cheeked weightlifter's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	olive pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	blue Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	upside-down Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	blinking Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	moldy massive CRIMBCOIDS mints	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	pulsating blurry can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	gigantic bland huge CRIMBCOLOAF	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	rotten circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	MacGyver's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	wool plastic fax machine	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	plastic hobo elf of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	sinister plastic Mr. Mination	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	medical-grade plastic Best Game Ever	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	wobbly S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	ghostly twirling robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	yellow robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	blurry mirror robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	green robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	diet normal ghostly triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	small bland square CRIMBCOOKIE	2	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp bindlestocking of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	dance instructor's groovy Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	prompt boxer's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	wobbly upside-down smelly sharpshooter's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	knitted sage Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	Herculean Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	upside-down upside-down Uncle Hobo's belt of courage of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	quadruple-dry chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	huge savvy gift-a-pult	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	altered fuchsia holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	blue bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	blue bouncing CRIMBCO lanyard of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	upside-down CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	blurry bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	mirror deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	green blinking paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	horrifying smartaleck's paperclip-on tie of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	jittery careful Socratic paperclip pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	olive scandalous paperclip turban of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	cyan ghostly paperclip cape of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	oxidized double-altered chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	flattened bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	boiled mirror incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	dry green myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	pulsating CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	bad CRIMBCO wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	spinning Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	mirror shaking toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	yummy toe jam toast	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	decent traffic jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	pulsating space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	flavorless massive space jam toast	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	diffused denatured skewed yellow motivational poster	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	green sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	adequate immense special festive sausage	7	good	Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	toothsome diet holiday cheese log	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	tumbling holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	wool rosy-cheeked BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	teal inspector's auspicious BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Item Drop: 25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	sharpshooter's BGE pocket calendar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	squat BGE plastic toy of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	greasy stapler bear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	dog trainer's adhesive tape dolly	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	maroon family-friendly scissor duck	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	inspector's strapping Seven Loco	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	tumbling reassuring Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	savvy Loathing Legion moondial	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Temple Grandin's Loathing Legion necktie	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	twirling dangerous Loathing Legion knife	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	ghostly lion tamer's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	lightning-fast Loathing Legion can opener	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	greedy greasy Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	forbidden Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	studded Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	banded Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	gray Lo Pan's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	flame-retardant Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	blinking deadly Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	smooth Loathing Legion abacus	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	cyan tumbling Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	razor-sharp Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	mirror skewed Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	green huge Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	squat nasty Loathing Legion hammer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	huge Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	stale immense Knob jelly donut	8	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	squat Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	wobbly Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	ghostly GOTO	0		
4949	irradiated weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 46
4950	aerosolized extra-concentrated energized green abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 11
4951	wobbly Tesla flimsy clipboard	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4952	modified triple-concentrated wobbly baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 28
4953	asbestos-lined Jeselnik's whalebone corset	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4954	jittery upside-down oven mitts of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
4955	rotten lime green overcookie	4	crappy	
4956	moldy philosopher's scone	3	crappy	
4957	dry alkaline half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 56
4958	Jack Frost's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
4959	snack-sized stale blinking Knob nuts	2	decent	
4960	watered-down tolerable Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	good	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	scandalous mysterious lapel pin of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
4963	spinning state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	blurry Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	gray Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	ghostly Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	pulsating Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	ghostly Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	maroon Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	purple Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	squat Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	twirling Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	shaking shaking Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	blurry Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	fuchsia Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	skewed Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	mirror Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	spinning Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	cyan Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	tumbling red Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	bouncing Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	upside-down supercool card sleeve	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	green evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	tasty wasabi pocky	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	snack-sized bland tobiko pocky	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	small delicious natto pocky	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	bad olive wasabi-infused sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	bad tobiko-infused sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	hand-crafted natto-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	ionized triple-dry yellow wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	warmed quantum tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	diffused natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	quadruple-chilled anodized fuchsia elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	perfectly mixed boozy twirling marshmallow flamb&eacute;	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	strong perfectly mixed twirling cranberry schnapps	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	perfectly mixed breaded beer	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	tolerable huge soy cordial	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	mirror lightning-fast coward's thinker's astral bludgeon	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40
5029	astral shield of extreme caution of courage	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3
5030	ribald arcane researcher's astral chapeau of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	Usain Bolt's zippy dance instructor's astral bracer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: 100
5032	steel-toed razor-sharp beefy astral longbow	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
5033	lard-coated astral shorts of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	flame-retardant lard-coated Jack Frost's astral mace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
5035	fireproof extremely unsafe astral trousers of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	lightning-fast careful cool astral ring	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40
5037	friendly manspreader's sage astral statuette	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
5038	twirling nippy astral pistol of the empath of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
5039	coward's stiffened astral mask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	up-at-dawn occult astral shirt of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +5
5042	hardy astral belt of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7
5043	moldy astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	boozy artisanal shaking astral pilsner	5	???	
5045	pulsating astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	wobbly maroon Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	perfumed strapping double-ice cap of the empath	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	family-friendly asbestos-lined flame-wreathed double-ice box	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	maroon wizardly double-ice britches of terror of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	tumbling handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	pulsating Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	narrow intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	blurry obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	mirror best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	warmed modified jittery spinning Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	cold-filtered spinning Red Pill	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	ghostly boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	decent spaghetti con calaveras	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	twirling s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	tasty popcorn	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	rotten chaos popcorn	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	squat aromatic gravedigger's smelly hole	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	tumbling innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	stale blinking wobbly s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	pulsating cyan diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	aged watered-down Russian Ice	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	narrow ghostly miser's clay ashtray	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	lanyard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	skewed strapping monster pants	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	twirling wobbly box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	modified polarized unsweetened Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	tumbling zippy Van der Graaf helmet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	jittery ghostly crutch of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	boxer's shock belt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	dry huge Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	gray wool rubber band gun	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	pin-stripe slacks of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	blurry gloves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	non-denatured non-electrified squat correction fluid	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	sharpshooter's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	shaking Sinatra's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	bouncing Rosewater's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	banded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	miser's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	arcane researcher's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	blinking Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	mirror MacGyver's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Oprah's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	narrow hardened Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	ghostly aromatic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed willyweed	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	pickled cyan Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	diffused ghostly fish juice box	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	ghostly ghostly paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	fuchsia hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	drinkable pulsating bouncing Jeppson's Malort	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	ghostly purple weightlifter's stress ball	0		Muscle: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	pulsating Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Jeselnik's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	fuchsia My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	wobbly blinking pulsating stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	wobbly red hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	pulsating reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	perfumed Oprah's rock-hard Admiral's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	crafty padded aviator's cap of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	beefy strapping mirrored aviator shades	0		Muscle: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	twirling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	skewed Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	red Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	cyan Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	altered Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	bland elven hardtack	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	lousy elven squeeze	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	blue E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	upside-down E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	blinking narrow E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	vaporized astral energy drink	1		
5141	olive Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	blurry moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	bouncing blue handful of honey	0		
5145	aerosolized honeypot	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 56
5146	delicious wild honey pie	3	awesome	
5147	weak mediocre honey mead	2	decent	
5148	bouncing fortified honey dipper of the brazier of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
5149	Jeselnik's padded honeybritches	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	dog trainer's Oprah's honeycap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	pulsating prompt Moonthril Circlet	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	smartaleck's Moonthril Greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	upside-down up-at-dawn Moonthril Flamberge	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	fuchsia steel-toed Moonthril Longbow	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	green chaotic Moonthril Cuirass	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	twirling energetic plush alielf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	boiled Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	slick plush dogcat	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	spinning quilted plush hamsterpus	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	shaking plush ferrelf of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	tumbling smooth plush alien hamsterpus	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	spinning plush mutated alielf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	knitted plush mutated alielephant of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	twirling mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	tumbling wicked girl	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	green synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	wet blurry transporter transponder	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	fuchsia huge Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	acceptable enchanted narrow Saison du Lune	4	good	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	mediocre squat mirror Moonthril Schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	tolerable watered-down tumbling blurry Wrecked Generator	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	spoiled bouncing Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	moldy big Crepes a la Lune	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	normal half-sized twirling Moon Pie	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	energized wet lime green Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	diffused activated pulsating Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	quadruple-irradiated upside-down upside-down gray 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	upside-down Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	squat Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	skewed Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	squat blue Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	Vulcanized electrified quadruple-denatured honey stick	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 56
5189	non-ionized non-altered quantum double-ice gum	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	jittery zippy manspreader's electrified Operation Patriot Shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	moist green spinning corrupted data	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	fuchsia 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	skewed Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	narrow experienced Great S-Cape	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	cyan Marvelous Unitard of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	powdered red gooey paste	1	good	Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	powdered beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	altered tumbling paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	powdered huge ectoplasmic paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	diluted wobbly greasy paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	diluted huge olive bug paste	1	decent	Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	vaporized huge hippy paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	denatured purple orc paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	twisted green spinning demonic paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	twisted cyan mirror indescribably horrible paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	boiled olive paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	denatured huge goblin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	twisted pirate paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	pickled chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	compressed narrow wobbly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	compressed red blurry jittery Mer-kin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	distilled blue huge jittery slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	diluted penguin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dried bouncing upside-down maroon elemental paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	pickled squat yellow tumbling cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	powdered skewed green hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	pickled maroon Crimbo paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	wobbly Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	small spoiled Ur-Donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	mediocre bucket of wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	adequate ultrafondue	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	blinking blinking unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	pulsating bouncing snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	pulsating shining halo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	wizardly furry halo	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	curative frosty halo	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	avaricious time halo	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	weak perfectly mixed Lumineux Limnio	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	aged Morto Moreto	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	bad fancy watered-down Temps Tempranillo	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	watered-down drinkable Bordeaux Marteaux	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	artisanal high-proof jittery Fromage Pinotage	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	hand-crafted shaking Beignet Milgranet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	lousy Muschat	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	delicious cool jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	moldy half-sized shrapnel jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	adequate immense huge occult jelly donut	10	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	jumbo stale yellow thyme jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	flavorless danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	immense normal shaking smashed danish	8	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	bland forbidden danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	decent squat gray cool cat claw	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	rotten blinking blunt cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	moldy small shadowy cat claw	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	super-sized tasty bouncing olive cheezburger	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	stale bite-sized toasted brie	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	ionized unsweetened teal potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	adjusted too legit potion	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	polymerized Bright Water	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	warmed cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	activated concentrated graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	denatured liquefied double-aerosolized mirror cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	boiled blinking potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	denatured potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	super-ionized triple-liquefied potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	diffused irradiated potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	deionized blue potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	lime green holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	lime green chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	jittery bouncing bouncing broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	huge skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	scorching hammerus	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	jittery teal Fonzie's blunt icepick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	educational fluorescent lightbulb	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	huge asbestos-lined groovy blammer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	olive tumbling brawny clock-cleaning hammer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	upside-down 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	foul-smelling broken clock	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	Newton's dethklok	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	green strapping glacial clock	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	blue d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	shaking generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	shaking slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	normal phish stick	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	ruddy educational smooth plastic vampire fangs	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	lime green Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	huge Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	fuchsia chilly Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	auspicious banded Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	red banded Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	banded Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	squat Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	squat bouncing jittery ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	frozen corrupted skewed ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	quantum moist dry twirling wobbly necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	adjusted electrified olive upside-down bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	magnetized colloidal huge whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	cold-filtered cyan press-on ribs	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	flattened quantum upside-down narrow Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	irradiated mirror Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	magnetized Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	triple-frozen pickled Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	magnetized modified blurry Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	tolerable Ecto-Cooler	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	mediocre weak Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	artisanal weak Blood Light	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	aged Silver Bullet beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	lousy Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	polarized yellow sorority brain	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	deionized concentrated Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	concentrated extra-colloidal drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	crafty extra-see-thru nightie	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	smartaleck's boxer's BRAINS shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	jittery beefy Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	supercharged scrunchie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	jittery arcane researcher's extremely skinny jeans of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	wholesome The Necbromancer's Hat of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	narrow chaotic The Necbromancer's Stein of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	bouncing red twirling medical-grade fortified padded The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Damage Absorption: 80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	blue chilly Jim Carey's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	maroon The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	spirit-forward bad The Cooler Out of Space	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	ghostly The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	moist polymerized Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	lime green death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	wobbly jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	red Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	squat A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	blurry Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	wobbly Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	mirror The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	green CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	narrow Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	toasty KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	blurry blurry Oprah's plastic trollipop	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	plastic Fudge Wizard of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	coward's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	teal plastic colollilossus of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	experienced weightlifter's plastic Big Candy	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	gray The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	diluted jittery groose grease	1	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	cyan strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ridiculous belt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	forbidden ridiculous earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	purple vibrating ridiculous sunglasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	stale blue ridiculous sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	weak drinkable spinning ridiculous cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	Jack Frost's zombie monkey necklace of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	upside-down scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	twirling peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	aerosolized denatured peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	spoiled peppermint patty	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	skewed upside-down peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	blinking candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	dog trainer's candy cane	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	fortified extremely unsafe cane-mail shirt of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	greasy arcane researcher's Herculean cane-mail pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	high-proof bad Vodka Matryoshka	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	tolerable watered-down Gin Mint	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	practically non-alcoholic delicious ghostly Tequiz Navidad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	acceptable Mint Yulep	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	smooth Crimbojito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	mediocre distilled Sangria de Menthe	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	jittery candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	colloidal warmed narrow licorice root	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	dry chilled banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	activated tumbling pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	diffused lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	quadruple-chilled kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	alkaline adjusted strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	shaking forbidden bananarama bangle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	wicked pair of pearidot earrings	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	pulsating tourmalime tourniquet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	kumquartz ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	strawberyl necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	careful experienced sucker bucket	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	chilly sucker hakama	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	sucker kabuto of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	educational sucker tachi	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	yellow cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	skewed grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	ghostly DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	extra-Vulcanized deionized polymerized fudge lily	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	narrow superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	aerosolized twirling fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	decent big fudgesicle	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	purple miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	pickled unsweetened narrow devilish folio	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	pulsating jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	twirling purple spinning furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	teal blinking lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	shaking avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	pulsating gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	dry bouncing mirror Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	small fancy adequate upside-down fudge bunny	2	good	Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	horrifying stiffened personal trainer's fudgecycle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	spinning Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	dry activated resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	ionized energized teal jittery resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	quadruple-Vulcanized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	Vulcanized spinning resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	frozen alkaline ionized jittery resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	galvanized improved energized lime green resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	activated galvanized resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	quadruple-boiled pressed narrow fuchsia resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	double-aerosolized twirling resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	jittery gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	squat gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	double-frozen triple-Vulcanized enhanced squat tumbling gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	unsweetened concentrated gummi snake	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	quantum magnetized huge gummi canary	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	toothsome gummi bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	spoiled gummi bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	moldy gummi bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	super-sized flavorless drunki-bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	moldy half-sized blinking drunki-bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	snack-sized flavorless drunki-bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	huge vibrating gummi bowtie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	chilly fudge pocket square	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	brainy lollipop cufflinks	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	twirling trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	bouncing twirling trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	squat belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	diffused denatured tumbling gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	frozen spinning gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	vacuum-sealed gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	jittery all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	blinking blurry heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	fireproof Big Candy's tophat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	tumbling Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	skewed blessed box	0		
5505	pulsating fuchsia pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	rotten thick jerky coins	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	tolerable Go-Wassail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	denatured skewed Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	anodized vacuum-sealed bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	ionized flattened wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	blinking Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	blue Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	teal pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	spinning pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	yellow pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	bouncing pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	huge pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	diffused skewed Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	skewed do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	ghostly whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	snack-sized normal berries of suffering	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	quadruple-flattened galvanized baobab sap	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	pulsating magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	unsweetened polarized shaking green Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	lousy Barulio's bottle	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	quadruple-adjusted flattened extra-irradiated red tumbling bouncing Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	mirror Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	shaking glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	anodized mirror desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	Jeselnik's Leapin' Trousers of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
5544	practically non-alcoholic mediocre eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	special flavorless hamhock	4	decent	Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	jittery fuchsia Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	Trusty of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	pickled bouncing fireclutch	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 69
5556	upside-down lard-coated Rain-Doh wings of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	huge grievous wizardly Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	groovy Rain-Doh lantern of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	maroon quilted Rain-Doh violet bo of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	huge Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	big bland PB&BP	5	decent	
5566	adequate jittery club sandwich	3	good	
5567	diet flavorless corned-beef Reuben	1	decent	
5568	skewed frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	twirling Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	mediocre teal Drac & Tan	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	bad triple-distilled Transylvania Sling	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Shot of the Living Dead	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	acceptable Buttery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	tolerable high-proof Slippery Knob	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	bad Flaming Knob	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	spirit-forward hand-crafted Grasshopper	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Locust	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	tolerable cyan Plague of Locusts	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	fancy perfectly mixed skewed Red Dwarf	3	EPIC	Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Golden Mean	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	drinkable Green Giant	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	tolerable fortified spinning Aye Aye	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	watered-down perfectly mixed blinking Aye Aye, Captain	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	bad narrow Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	artisanal Humanitini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	practically non-alcoholic lousy More Humanitini than Humanitini	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	artisanal fancy twirling Oh, the Humanitini	4	EPIC	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	watered-down hand-crafted Great Older Fashioned	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	lousy Fuzzy Tentacle	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	watered-down drinkable Crazymaker	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	acceptable narrow Zoodriver	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	irresponsibly strong lousy special Sloe Comfortable Zoo	8	decent	Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	artisanal weak Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	smooth skewed Suffering Sinner	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	perfectly mixed blue Suppurating Sinner	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	perfectly mixed Sizzling Sinner	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	drinkable Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	hand-crafted Earth and Firewater	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	lousy Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	tolerable watered-down Slimosa	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	tolerable Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	drinkable Slimebite	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	bad cyan Cement Mixer	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	lousy Jackhammer	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	aged Dump Truck	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	lousy Fauna Libre	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	tolerable olive Chakra Libre	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	tolerable Aura Libre	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Sazerorc	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	bad narrow Sazuruk-hai	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	lousy fancy weak upside-down Flaming Sazerorc	2	decent	Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	perfectly mixed Green Velvet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	artisanal Green Muslin	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic spinning Green Burlap	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	tolerable enchanted Mohobo	4	good	Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	enchanted tolerable watered-down lime green Moonshine Mohobo	2	good	Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	artisanal Flaming Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	acceptable watered-down Drunken Philosopher	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	irresponsibly strong drinkable Drunken Neurologist	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	perfectly mixed squat Drunken Astrophysicist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	drinkable Dark & Starry	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	weak hand-crafted Black Hole	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	practically non-alcoholic tolerable ghostly Event Horizon	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	watered-down tolerable twirling Herring Daiquiri	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	lousy high-proof Herring Wallbanger	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	bad special Herringtini	3	decent	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	tolerable Lollipop Drop	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	artisanal Candy Alexander	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	smooth Candicaine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	perfectly mixed ghostly Caipiranha	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	perfectly mixed Flying Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	acceptable Flaming Caipiranha	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	bad Punchplanter	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	drinkable Doublepunchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	triple-distilled lousy Haymaker	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	shaking crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	adequate massive fungus	9	good	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	Vulcanized jittery stone wool	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 63
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	wicked calendar	0		Spell Damage: +5
5648	ribald Boris's Helm of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	huge Socratic sage staph of homophones	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Alters Page Text
5650	nippy curative Rosewater's Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	tiny spoiled upside-down nailswurst	1	crappy	
5655	lousy fancy used beer	4	decent	Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 15
5656	spinning spinning Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	squat purple fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	shellacked insulting hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	shaking offensive moustache of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
5661	skewed fortified hairshirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	shaking microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	jittery How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	squat purple puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	spinning bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	tumbling club	0		
5670	spoiled fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	crappy	
5671	triple-distilled drinkable slap and slap again	6	good	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	squat &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	dried watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	savvy Ze&trade; goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	gray rosewater-soaked beefy stylish swimsuit	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	stale teal P.B.L.T.	4	decent	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	narrow tumbling BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	upside-down bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	Herculean UV monocular	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
5689	blurry drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	bouncing pacification grenade	0		
5692	forbidden quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
5693	rock-hard phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	MacGyver's bugbear detector	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	shellacked wicked The Lost Glasses	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	skewed Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	blinking mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	yellow crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	ruddy beefy wax hat	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	Oprah's stylish wax pants	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	huge fuchsia upside-down FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	dry blurry drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	jittery family-friendly fireman's helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	spinning MacGyver's fire axe	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	zippy greedy sage fire extinguisher	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	tumbling Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	huge Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	fancy spoiled FDKOL hotcakes	3	crappy	Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	gigantic normal fiery wing	10	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	family-friendly healthy wings of fire	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	mirror coward's FDKOL fire hose	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	pickled adjusted twirling lime green bottle of fire	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	deadly hot daub bun of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	ghostly medical-grade hot daub stand of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	blurry foot-long hot daub of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	blurry tumbling ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	super-sized normal angst burger	5	good	
5731	tolerable narrow wobbly 5-hour acrimony	3	good	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	blurry eerily silent box	0		
5734	flavorless forbidden sausage	3	decent	
5735	Lord Flameface's cloak of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	wet fuchsia Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 43
5737	anodized energized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	miser's Camp Scout backpack	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	delicious snack-sized fancy bag of GORP	2	awesome	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	drinkable water purification pills	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	lousy watered-down CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	flavorless gigantic bag of GORF	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	rotten big bag of QWOP	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	flattened CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	special perfectly mixed weak CSA cheerfulness ration	2	EPIC	Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	narrow CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	immense yummy crappy brain	6	awesome	
5753	adequate decent brain	4	good	
5754	small normal good brain	2	good	
5755	normal small upside-down maroon boss brain	2	good	
5756	flavorless big hunter brain	5	decent	
5758	twirling electrified supercool Staff of Holiday Sensations of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	healthy staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
5760	energetic Fonzie's staff of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
5761	prompt Staff of the Scummy Sink of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	mirror nose	0		
5763	stiffened grievous Superhero Reboots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1
5764	jittery zippy groovy fuzzy busby	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	twirling fuchsia avaricious razor-sharp fuzzy earmuffs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	jittery wobbly energetic fuzzy montera of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	squat gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	blinking gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	Barney's rake of the brute of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +7
5778	bland idiot brain	3	decent	
5779	blurry scandalous keel-haulin' knife	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
5780	ice cream scoop of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
5781	artisanal watered-down soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	2	EPIC	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	lime green raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	tumbling weirdwood plank	0		
5785	pulsating thick caulk	0		
5786	pulsating hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	wobbly fuchsia smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	jittery bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	Tesla right bear arm of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	asbestos-lined greasy dance instructor's left bear arm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	slick Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Moxie: +10
5794	ionized mirror cyan Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
5795	polarized Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 53
5796	extra-pressed galvanized jittery Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 21
5797	unsweetened ionized spinning Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 56
5798	deionized unsweetened twirling blurry Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 68
5799	dry polarized jittery eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 59
5800	oxidized diffused deionized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 43
5801	quadruple-denatured concentrated Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 46
5802	anodized magnetized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 15
5803	quadruple-diffused squat White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 11
5804	altered tumbling Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 45
5805	energized warmed upside-down breath mint	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 51
5806	tarnished muesli	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 13
5807	ionized diffused glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 64
5808	dry glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 44
5809	magnetized non-magnetized Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 64
5810	aerosolized teal Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 60
5811	denatured quadruple-frozen tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 28
5812	magnetized wet skelelton spine	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 43
5813	ionized cold-filtered green upside-down smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 48
5814	super-chilled non-alkaline bouncing blob of acid	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 24
5815	diffused ionized tumbling jittery flayed mind	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 30
5816	oxidized diffused kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 45
5817	altered extra-moist forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 42
5818	unsweetened frozen jittery Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 26
5819	adjusted gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 16
5820	modified non-oxidized blurry bull blubber	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 24
5821	anodized electrified frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 47
5822	boiled fuchsia twirling gazely stare	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 64
5823	colloidal colloidal canopic jar	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 32
5824	aerosolized clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 37
5825	ionized double-tarnished blinking Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 25
5826	concentrated bouncing zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 14
5827	diffused concentrated bouncing skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 18
5828	improved gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 69
5829	quadruple-nitrogenated chilled wobbly janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 52
5830	pickled vacuum-sealed tumbling lime green pygmy papers	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30
5831	altered magnetized ghostly pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 24
5832	quadruple-denatured tarnished mirror secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48
5833	boiled squat brigand brittle	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 22
5834	dry adjusted teal upside-down holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 51
5835	electrified alkaline scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 57
5836	modified ionized embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 50
5837	super-chilled Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 68
5838	warmed wobbly Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 67
5839	pickled modified cyan ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 50
5840	enhanced pulsating Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 20
5841	oxidized oxidized modified huge A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 43
5842	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed toothbrush	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 16
5843	electrified improved pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 23
5844	energized una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 41
5845	flattened compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 53
5846	corrupted salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 67
5847	boiled unholy water	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 66
5848	moist Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 19
5849	boiled twirling upside-down handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 25
5850	adjusted denatured corrupted space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 60
5851	frozen frozen red temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 23
5852	ionized oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 47
5853	aerosolized colloidal green stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 62
5854	Vulcanized irradiated super-anodized BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 39
5855	quantum liquefied twirling Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 60
5856	double-flattened shaking Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
5857	moist grey cube	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 26
5858	chilled double-wet wobbly votive candle	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 18
5859	anodized vacuum-sealed upside-down booby trap	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 69
5860	pickled Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 66
5861	pressed warmed good ash	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 29
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	denatured deionized papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	colloidal nitrogenated narrow papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	tarnished papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	supercharged papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	blurry nippy papier-m&acirc;chine gun of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	papier-masque of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	spinning vibrating papier-mitre	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	green vibrating hardened papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	upside-down papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	jittery bouncing green papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	gravedigger's Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Spooky Damage: +10
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	mirror packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	grievous slick skeleton skis of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	bland tumbling skeleton quiche	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	mirror shaking skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	avaricious toasty vibrating Newton's Bonestabber	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	acceptable crystal skeleton vodka	3	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	skewed Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	Temple Grandin's auxiliary backbone	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	lime green ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	irradiated narrow that gum you like	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 51
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	boiled olive Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	cyan jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	huge jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	wobbly ghostly jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	twirling pixel pill	0		
5907	upside-down blue pixel energy tank	0		
5908	gray ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	pulsating chaotic experienced wedding ring	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	purple sizzling electrified Solstice Shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5913	pickled candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	chilled nitrogenated frozen spinning green sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	enhanced liquefied maroon tumbling beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	nitrogenated wobbly wobbly purple sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	Vulcanized frozen cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	rosy-cheeked plastic animelf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	gray pulsating family-friendly plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	bouncing steel-toed plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	knitted plastic MechaElf	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	wobbly blinking ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	forbidden brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	jittery blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	huge purple perfumed friendly plastic four-shadowed mime of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	plastic Bugbear Captain of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	Herculean plastic Rene C. Corman of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	flame-wreathed fortified plastic Lord Flameface	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	cyan plastic Beebee King of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	green perfumed plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	purple nasty plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	shellacked plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	yellow baleful plastic spiderbugbear	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	blinking Rosewater's plastic peacannon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	brawny plastic the Free Man	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	plastic fire servant of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	cyan toasty plastic mumblebee	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	bouncing weightlifter's plastic moneybee	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	weightlifter's plastic beebee gunners	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	jittery medical-grade plastic beebee queue	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	narrow greasy plastic buzzerker	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	plastic bee swarm of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	shaking deadly plastic batbugbear	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	bouncing auspicious plastic bugaboo	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	upside-down tumbling knitted plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	wizardly plastic ops bugbear	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	purple Jeselnik's plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	maroon Van der Graaf plastic cavebugbear	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	maroon spinning banded plastic Norville Rogers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	ghostly sharpshooter's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	blurry huge plastic angry space marine of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	Oprah's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	frosty plastic Father McGruber	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	hardy plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	tumbling blue plastic blazing bat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	boxer's electronic dulcimer pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	bouncing A-Boo clue	0		
5965	twirling friendly Da Vinci's Frown Exerciser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	lime green soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	fuchsia huge soul coin	0		
5969	blue soul knife	0		
5970	olive smartaleck's soul mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
5971	wobbly record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	tumbling record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	blinking record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	huge reassuring quilted Herculean silent beret	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	flavorless bite-sized blue slice of pizza	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	yellow huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	mirror shaking cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	narrow star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	hand-crafted tankard of ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	pulsating grievous Herculean cloth cap of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	cyan lightning-fast stanky savvy iron dagger	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	adequate hamburger	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	narrow potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	green potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	artisanal bottle of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	wobbly mansplainer's vibrating wicked iron helmet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	blurry aromatic experienced steel sword of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	jumbo rotten whole roasted chicken	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	hand-crafted shining goblet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	Usain Bolt's perfumed stanky crown	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	blinking supercool savvy sword of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	upside-down lightning-fast dangerous Helm of the Scream Emperor of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	careful Fonzie's wizardly Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	knitted arcane researcher's Sword of Dark Omens of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	aromatic smooth Shield of Icy Fate of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	fireproof lard-coated Greaves of the Murk Lord of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	foul-smelling sharpshooter's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	Tesla brainy Boots of Twilight Whispers of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	padded occult Rosewater's Belt of Howling Anger	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	padded logging hatchet	0		Damage Absorption: +20
6011	spinning green stanky orc wrist	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6012	freshwater pearl necklace of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6013	avaricious ribald orcish stud-finder	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
6014	red screwing pooch of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6015	pressed double-frozen orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 66
6016	super-unsweetened orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 53
6017	alkaline moist orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 36
6018	weak aged blurry backwoods screwdriver	2	awesome	
6019	beefcake's loadstone	0		Muscle: +25
6020	maroon stylish brainy Claybender glasses	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, Single Equip
6021	sizzling rock-hard Duskwalker fangs	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +10
6022	blurry Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	lion tamer's curative Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	fuchsia Rosewater's Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6025	pickled double-pressed quadruple-concentrated Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 35
6026	lime green bouncing Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	teal Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	stiffened dress pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	spinning dance instructor's badge of authority	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
6032	greedy brainy motorcycle boots	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6033	banded fortified stolen necklace	0		Damage Absorption: 160
6034	rock-hard slick troll britches	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	oxidized ghostly vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 14
6036	special bad artisanal limoncello	4	decent	Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 5
6037	twirling ginger ale	0		
6038	bland green incredible pizza	3	decent	
6039	up-at-dawn oil cap of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	Lo Pan's stiffened oil lamp	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6041	slick oil slacks	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	oil pan of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6043	shaking boid	0		
6044	upside-down woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	scorching ruddy Misty Cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25
6048	Fonzie's Misty Robe of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6049	stanky Herculean boxer's Misty Cape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	ghostly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	normal Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	perfectly mixed Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	cold-filtered aerosolized huge Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	pulsating The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	reassuring stiffened Meatcleaver	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	Crimbo Elf bobble-head of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	twirling arcane researcher's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	maroon stanky Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	maroon executive Crimbo tree flocker	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	personal trainer's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	executive Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	spinning wad of spider silk	0		
6066	purple goblin collarbone	0		
6067	spinning greedy Truthsayer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	purple wobbly goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	pulsating bouncing sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	tumbling confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	triple-wet haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	dry magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	anodized galvanized 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	watered-down hand-crafted huge McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	toothsome haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	skewed upside-down school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	blue dog trainer's haggis socks	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	huge airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	pulsating Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	green huge magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	friendly Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Oprah's Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	knitted Microplushie: Bropane	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	narrow prompt Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	Microplushie: Gothochondria of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	auspicious Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	grievous Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	spinning Samson's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	chaotic Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	squat perfumed Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	medical-grade Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	fuchsia classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	bouncing gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	gray Thinknerd T-Shirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	blurry homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	red homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	gray twirling Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	huge Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	smelly beefcake's Ginsu&trade;	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	shaking bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	shaking bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	blurry zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	bouncing bouncing zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	yellow zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	shaking bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	tolerable Chinese beer	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	cyan rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	flattened boiled bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	squat healthy Rosewater's novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	pulsating furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	ghostly wool makeshift yakuza mask	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	wobbly spinning toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	lime green lard-coated greasy White Dragon Fang of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	censurious butterfly knife	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tumbling ghostly tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	tumbling pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	smooth weighted paperclip chain	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	upside-down experienced rubber gloves	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	shaking teal Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	enchanted gigantic bland roasted duck	6	decent	Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	moldy big blinking dead meat bun	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	gray supercharged cat collar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	Samson's suspicious-looking fedora of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	bouncing Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	skewed Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	mirror MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	ghostly Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	stale carrot cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	mediocre carrot claret	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	mixed pulsating yellow ghostly carrot juice	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	blue pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	pulsating flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	blue toasty wizardly Byte	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	blinking purple anger blaster of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	squat lion tamer's doubt cannon	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	nasty fear condenser	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	miser's regret hose	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	jittery huge Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	narrow Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	chaotic supercool commodore's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	twirling rosewater-soaked naval trousers	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	Fonzie's strapping deck cannon	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ornamental sextant	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	narrow Bloodbath of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	aged watered-down Hundred Headed IPA	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	super-sized bland squat chum	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	double-diffused altered crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 23
6172	wet narrow candy crayons	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	coward's clever pixel grappling hook	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20
6174	green GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	upside-down GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	squat squat lime green cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	huge tumbling cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	upside-down cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	narrow toasty dance instructor's Jarlsberg's hat of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5
6185	yummy miniature consummate hard-boiled egg	2	awesome	
6186	rotten half-sized narrow consummate fried egg	2	crappy	
6187	half-sized bland shaking consummate egg salad	2	decent	
6188	rotten consummate bagel	4	crappy	
6189	tasty consummate sliced bread	4	awesome	
6190	tasty spinning consummate hot dog bun	4	awesome	
6191	decent tiny consummate brownie	1	good	
6192	immense decent consummate toast	8	good	
6193	tolerable fortified passable stout	5	good	
6194	bland diet consummate soup	1	decent	
6195	rotten consummate corn chips	3	crappy	
6196	moldy enchanted consummate salad	3	crappy	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 30
6197	yummy consummate salsa	3	awesome	
6198	yummy shaking consummate sauerkraut	3	awesome	
6199	bland consummate cheese slice	3	decent	
6200	rotten consummate melted cheese	3	crappy	
6201	stale consummate bacon	3	decent	
6202	bland consummate meatloaf	3	decent	
6203	adequate fancy super-sized consummate steak	5	good	Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 30
6204	adequate miniature consummate cuts	2	good	
6205	delicious consummate frankfurter	3	awesome	
6206	jumbo bland fancy blue consummate french fries	5	decent	Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 45
6207	massive yummy jittery wobbly consummate baked potato	8	awesome	
6208	delicious acceptable vodka	3	awesome	
6209	bland snack-sized consummate ice cream	2	decent	
6210	spoiled miniature consummate whipped cream	2	crappy	
6211	bland purple consummate cream	3	decent	
6212	bland twirling consummate strawberries	4	decent	
6213	half-sized tasty consummate sorbet	2	awesome	
6214	tolerable triple-distilled lime green adequate rum	7	good	
6215	drinkable mediocre lager	4	good	
6216	super-sized stale pulsating immaculate grilled cheese	5	decent	
6217	miniature stale immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	decent	
6218	gigantic delicious upside-down cyan immaculate hot dog	8	awesome	
6219	stale jittery immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	decent	
6220	toothsome snack-sized perfect sandwich	2	awesome	
6221	super-sized adequate perfect chef salad	5	good	
6222	delicious super-sized perfect breakfast	5	awesome	
6223	yummy sublime deluxe hot dog	4	awesome	
6224	stale big sublime stew	5	decent	
6225	delicious immense twirling sublime nachos	10	awesome	
6226	spoiled low-calorie blue Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	1	crappy	
6227	spoiled fancy snack-sized Loaded Baked Potato	2	crappy	Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 10
6228	spoiled small narrow Omega Sundae	2	crappy	
6229	lousy strong Das Sauerlager	5	decent	
6230	delicious tumbling Bologna Lambic	4	awesome	
6231	distilled artisanal Vodka Dog	5	EPIC	
6232	lousy watered-down Disappointed Russian	2	decent	
6233	lousy watered-down huge Chunky Mary	2	decent	
6234	lousy mirror Nachojito	3	decent	
6235	mediocre Le Roi	4	decent	
6236	mediocre Over Easy Rider	4	decent	
6237	purple cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	non-enhanced cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 50
6240	enhanced polarized Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 27
6241	triple-alkaline alkaline red huge censored can label	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 53
6242	tarnished ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 40
6243	double-alkaline polymerized skewed the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 61
6244	flattened ionized bouncing cat's paw	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 48
6245	ionized cyan ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 51
6246	tarnished demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 59
6247	energized clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 47
6248	polarized gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 45
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	shaking chaotic rosy-cheeked groovy boxer's numberwang of Tarzan of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6251	unsweetened polarized olive scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	ionized jittery bouncing spinning scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	blurry Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	blinking skewed dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	green greasy flame-wreathed scorching wholesome Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	twirling jittery censurious forbidden educational Staff of the Staff of Life of the storm	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	lightning-fast chilly mansplainer's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	healthy dangerous beefy Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	horrifying toasty Staff of the Hearty Dinner of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	perfumed manspreader's Sinatra's Staff of the All-Steak	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	spinning dangerous wizardly Staff of Fruit Salad of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	fireproof Jack Frost's Lo Pan's Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	rotten bite-sized fuchsia grain of protein powder	1	crappy	
6268	chilled quadruple-Vulcanized red twirling jittery pec oil	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 53
6269	sharpshooter's gym membership card	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
6270	triple-aerosolized yellow Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 45
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	nippy penguin keychain of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6273	quantum O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 60
6274	tolerable fortified wobbly open sauce	5	good	
6275	wobbly wool foul-smelling turkey leg	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
6276	perfectly mixed Ye Olde Meade	3	EPIC	
6277	dry huge bouncing twirling Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 16
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6280	shaking dance instructor's artisanal rice peeler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6281	moldy heirloom grape tomato	4	crappy	
6282	blurry chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	fortified brown felt tophat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	hardy Mark I Steam-Hat of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	veiny stiffened wicked Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	stanky veiny hardened Mark III Steam-Hat of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's Oprah's extremely unsafe Mark IV Steam-Hat of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	blurry twirling resourceful therapeutic razor-sharp Samson's supercool Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	greasy rosy-cheeked punk rock jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6292	banded safety pin of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100
6293	snack-sized normal pulsating stolen sushi	2	good	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	squat drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	blue fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	green twirling Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	triple-chilled alkaline concentrated Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 22
6301	adjusted mirror possibility potion	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 20
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	maroon ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	Van der Graaf electrified forbidden Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the dark arts of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: 150, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 12, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	blinking smelly resourceful hale quilted Jarlsberg's pan of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: 60, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	adjusted upside-down celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	denatured mirror celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	galvanized celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	vacuum-sealed quantum twirling celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	auspicious Uncle Buck	0		Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	blinking damp wallet	0		
6314	pulsating pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	crafty SCUBA tank of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +60, Adventure Underwater
6316	vibrating deep six-shooter of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
6317	skewed auspicious fortified sea chaps	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	huge twirling family-friendly nasty sea holster of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6319	extra-corrupted gray shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 23
6320	Socratic long-forgotten necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
6321	maroon pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	up-at-dawn chaotic curative jam band	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6324	pulsating coward's dangerous beefcake's aquamariner's ring	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
6325	tumbling miser's Jim Carey's Socratic aquamariner's necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6326	huge horrifying foul-smelling pearl diver's ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
6327	medical-grade pearl diver's necklace of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6328	pulsating sushi doily	0		
6329	squat scimitar cozy	0		
6330	purple fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	bouncing rosewater-soaked nippy energetic cozy scimitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Breakable
6333	fortified groovy Staff of the Cozy Fish of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5, Breakable
6334	Da Vinci's Newton's cozy bazooka of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Stench Damage: +25, Breakable
6335	censurious electrified sea mantle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6336	blinking double-paned foul-smelling sea shawl	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	nippy sea cape of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	cyan saltwaterbed	0		
6339	veiny Rosewater's muddy pirate hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	clever educational floral-print skirt	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	spectral axe of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20
6342	skewed coward's stiffened super-strong air freshener	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20
6343	quadruple-wet upside-down Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 37
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	vacuum-sealed Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 17
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	double-concentrated pulsating Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 37
6348	pulsating asbestos-lined Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	wicked Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	ghostly sizzling Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	blinking pulsating beefy Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Muscle: +10
6352	Mer-kin stopwatch of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +50
6353	narrow blurry Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	warmed unsweetened Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 45
6355	non-alkaline colloidal liquefied twirling Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 42
6356	twirling Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	upside-down nasty Mer-kin begsign	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	quadruple-boiled boiled pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	double-ionized pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	non-galvanized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	cold-filtered warmed alkaline pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	dry warmed yellow pulled taffy	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	aerosolized corrupted squat pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	polymerized Vulcanized upside-down upside-down pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	drinkable practically non-alcoholic can of the cheapest beer	1	good	
6372	mediocre bouncing blinking bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	decent	
6373	tolerable single swig of vodka	4	good	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	huge manspreader's testy toolbox	0		Monster Level: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	cyan Jick-o-User	0		
6378	blinking eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	ionized ph balancer	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 56
6381	wet jittery mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 47
6382	pulsating nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	awesome	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	cyan wood screw	0		
6386	tumbling skewed balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	pulsating envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	polarized vacuum-sealed mirror Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 14
6390	super-energized irradiated super-anodized gray Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 57
6391	tarnished tarnished Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 13
6392	rock-hard smartaleck's scale-mail underwear	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	enhanced double-enhanced upside-down green comb jelly	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 14
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	blue Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	blue glass	0		
6399	adjusted Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 58
6400	twirling Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	triple-electrified tear	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 46
6402	polymerized double-boiled ghostly jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 27
6403	polarized magnetized non-flattened shaking grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 34
6404	dry violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 66
6405	enhanced maroon worst candy	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 41
6406	quantum boiled fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 33
6407	huge perfumed therapeutic supercool Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	fuchsia corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	blinking KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	half-sized decent flavorless gruel	2	good	
6416	decent jumbo mana curds	5	good	
6417	teal twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	boiled olive moth dust	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 24
6420	chilled glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 35
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	half-sized bland vampire chowder	2	decent	
6423	narrow Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	blurry teal Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	gigantic stale Dreadsylvanian stew	10	decent	
6427	lousy Dreadsylvanian	3	decent	
6428	boiled magnetized Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 28
6429	double-pickled Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 28
6430	blinking frightening baleful dreadful fedora	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	shaking energetic dreadful sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	banded dreadful glove	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	skewed Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	blurry Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	shaking Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	upside-down scandalous dog trainer's curative Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	aromatic weightlifter's Drapes-You-Regally of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	teal reassuring wool ribald Warms-Your-Tush	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	manspreader's Helps-You-Sleep of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Blind
6444	manspreader's occult Quiets-Your-Steps of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6445	fuchsia Protects-Your-Junk of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6446	distilled artisanal mirror jittery Gets-You-Drunk	5	EPIC	
6447	pulsating toasty steel-toed dangerous Great Wolf's headband	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	bouncing Jack Frost's supercharged dance instructor's Great Wolf's left paw	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	shellacked arcane researcher's Great Wolf's right paw of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	ribald Great Wolf's rocket launcher of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	medical-grade boxer's Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	dry Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 34
6454	flame-wreathed nippy sharpshooter's zombie mariachi hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	scorching stiffened groovy zombie accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	sizzling Da Vinci's zombie mariachi pants of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	olive dog trainer's HOA regulation book of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +5
6458	supercharged beefcake's HOA zombie eyes of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	upside-down nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	mirror maroon foul-smelling shellacked sinister Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	ghostly aromatic hale Fonzie's Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	occult Sinatra's Mayor Ghost's khakis of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	perfumed foul-smelling Mayor Ghost's gavel of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	jittery aromatic crafty Mayor Ghost's sash of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6467	skewed Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	bland narrow ghost pepper	4	decent	
6469	friendly cool Thunkula's drinking cap of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	wicked grievous Newton's Drunkula's cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Sherlock's toasty Drunkula's silky pants of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	nippy energetic steel-toed Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	baleful Drunkula's wineglass	0		Spell Damage: +25
6475	perfectly mixed bottle of Bloodweiser	4	EPIC	
6476	spinning knitted smooth Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	red greedy studded occult Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	avaricious nippy fortified Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	lightning-fast frightening shellacked extremely unsafe Samson's savvy Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
6480	red smelly Unkillable Skeleton's shield of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
6481	jittery rock-hard Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Booze Drop: +100
6482	horrifying Tesla stylish Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6483	narrow Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	teal bone flour	0		
6486	huge dreadful roast	0		
6487	blurry skewed stinking agaricus	0		
6488	miniature bland teal Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	decent	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	mirror tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	jittery replica key	0		
6495	blue Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	practically non-alcoholic bad bloody kiwitini	1	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	ghostly polished moon-amber	0		
6501	shaking inspector's extremely unsafe moon-amber necklace of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	executive Temple Grandin's Herculean hangman's hood	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40
6505	nippy brainy ring finger ring of temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	up-at-dawn cool iron helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	nasty rosy-cheeked cool iron breastplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5
6510	blurry banded wizardly cool iron greaves	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	frightening vibrating ghost shawl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
6512	narrow skull capacitor	0		
6513	smelly warm fur	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
6514	wholesome snowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6515	shaking supercool eerie fetish	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
6516	perfectly mixed stinkwater	4	super EPIC	
6517	blurry dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	enchanted flavorless low-calorie accidental mutton	1	decent	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 20
6519	huge ghostly smelly therapeutic drafty drawers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	beefcake's wolfskull mask of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	narrow resourceful guts necklace	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
6522	groping claw of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7
6523	tumbling steel-toed vengeful spirit	0		Damage Reduction: 9
6524	Temple Grandin's BOOtonniere	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
6525	anodized vacuum-sealed ghost thread	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 36
6526	greasy sharpshooter's bag of unfinished business	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6527	upside-down horrifying Lo Pan's transparent pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	thinker's hothammer	0		Mysticality: +10
6529	mediocre weak Thriller Ice	2	decent	
6530	huge electrified grandfather watch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	wobbly aromatic reassuring spyglass	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
6533	bouncing Jeselnik's vial of hot blood	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6534	blinking blurry manspreader's remorseless knife	0		Monster Level: +10
6535	steel-toed intimidating coiffure	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	occult boxer's cod cape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
6537	adequate huge blood sausage	3	good	
6538	fuchsia greedy frying brainpan of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20
6539	toasty ball and chain of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6540	blurry twirling experienced dry bone	0		Experience: +2
6541	tailbone shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Thorns: 1
6542	wicked tonguebone	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
6543	razor-sharp pogo stick of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
6545	chaotic energetic weedy skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	vibrating medical-grade pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	shaking huge Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	bouncing cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	tumbling cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	frozen enhanced bouncing phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
6557	non-unsweetened ionized blurry phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 23
6558	Vulcanized phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 58
6559	dry wet shaking phial of stench	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 38
6560	concentrated gray phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 17
6561	squat adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	ghostly mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	grievous hand of Mr. Cards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	thick enchanted stale wobbly Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	5	decent	Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 30
6565	big tasty maroon Dreadsylvanian pocket	5	awesome	
6566	huge delicious Dreadsylvanian pocket	10	awesome	
6567	rotten low-calorie Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1	crappy	
6568	decent Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	good	
6569	hand-crafted blinking Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6570	acceptable weak twirling Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	good	
6571	hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6572	watered-down drinkable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	good	
6573	acceptable practically non-alcoholic squat Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1	good	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	narrow clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	green pulsating Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	lime green Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	cyan huge hot dog wrapper of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
6585	Temple Grandin's Oprah's debonair deboner	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
6586	triple-pressed quantum huge chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 36
6587	blue jar of frostigkraut of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Damage Aura: 1
6588	mirror smelly arcane researcher's gnawed-up dog bone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6589	tumbling supercharged Grey Guanon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1
6590	shaking flame-retardant Fonzie's Engorged Sausages and You of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
6591	fortified perfectly mixed upside-down dream of a dog	5	EPIC	
6592	yellow reassuring flame-retardant stiffened optimal spreadsheet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	shaking green hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	vaporized epic cluster	1	EPIC	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	green clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	jittery clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	tumbling clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	jittery clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	tumbling clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	wobbly clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	shaking clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	aged distilled Cold One	5	???	
6616	stale blinking spinning spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	bouncing over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	spinning purple folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	narrow folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	red folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	red folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	red folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	skewed folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	spinning folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	spinning jittery folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	wobbly folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	skewed cyan folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	gray stanky slide rule of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6649	activated warmed purple Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 35
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	mirror twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	practically non-alcoholic artisanal wobbly stepmom's booze	1	EPIC	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	jittery band T-shirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
6655	tolerable fountain 'soda'	4	good	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	aromatic friendly pickelhaube	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	boiled huge hair oil	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 52
6659	super-tarnished Vulcanized diffused tumbling green scrap	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 21
6660	purple tumbling school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	personal trainer's educational Staff of the Lunch Lady of Leguizamo of terror	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6663	bouncing universal key	0		
6664	blurry blinking world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	scorching grievous deathchucks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
6666	eraser	0		
6667	shaking quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	fuchsia pulsating Faraday cage	0		
6669	pulsating modeling claymore	0		
6670	bouncing clay homunculus	0		
6671	double-activated sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 27
6672	gray grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	ionized superwater	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 42
6676	teal Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Yearbook Club Camera of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	gray narrow dangerous machete	0		Weapon Damage: +10
6680	strong tolerable Cursed Punch	5	good	
6681	bad Bowl of Scorpions	3	decent	
6682	lousy high-proof Fog Murderer	6	decent	
6683	pulsating book of matches	0		
6684	brawny surgical mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	huge studded head mirror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	blurry fireproof half-size scalpel	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	Sinatra's surgical apron	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	green baleful bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Spell Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	mirror McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	blue bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	blinking dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	skewed scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	good	
6704	miser's therapeutic short-handled mop	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6705	decent huge spinning jungle floor wax	4	good	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	denatured colorful toad	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 51
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	tumbling lard-coated pygmy briefs of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	upside-down adder	0		
6714	shaking short calculator	0		
6715	nasty sphygmomanometer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +5
6716	warmed twirling bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 51
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	maroon family-friendly vibrating compression stocking	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6719	maroon tumbling nippy midriff scrubs of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
6720	double-chilled ionized spinning pill cup	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 54
6721	extremely unsafe sage water bottle of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	magnetized quadruple-nitrogenated pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 69
6723	lime green Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	rotten immense exotic jungle fruit	6	crappy	
6725	cyan Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	narrow claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	shaking cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	shaking Junk-Bond	0		
6737	upside-down tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	Vulcanized bent scrap	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 48
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	tumbling razor-sharp junk band	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6743	junk trunks of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	tumbling junk-mail shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
6745	spoiled junk food	3	crappy	
6746	perfectly mixed weak twirling junk yard	2	EPIC	
6747	energetic extremely unsafe swordzall	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6748	arm buzzer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6749	careful boilgun of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +60
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	weak aged can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	tolerable can of Drooling Monk	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	hand-crafted can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	mediocre bottle of Old Pugilist	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	tolerable mirror bottle of Professor Beer	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	acceptable practically non-alcoholic blinking bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	artisanal bottle of Race Car Red	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	drinkable green bottle of Greedy Dog	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	artisanal bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	enchanted gray squat skewed liquid bread	1	crappy	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	huge executive vibrating tin tam of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: 90, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	quadruple-wet tin cup	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	inspector's rock-hard tin foil of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	double-paned frosty smooth tin drum	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	ghostly tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	spinning tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	narrow upside-down tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	triple-galvanized frozen blinking foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 46
6777	ionized wobbly blurry seal sweat	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 30
6778	corrupted enhanced boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	family-friendly ribald studded sealhide shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6781	twirling scorching sinister scabrous seal epaulets	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	Oprah's extremely unsafe seal medal	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	fuchsia sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	mirror soap knife	0		
6795	polarized blinking lime green disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 33
6796	altered upside-down disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 43
6797	improved corrupted disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 60
6798	oxidized anodized disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 68
6799	activated galvanized disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 44
6800	improved adjusted mirror disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 23
6801	triple-electrified disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 25
6802	modified energized spinning disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 20
6803	nitrogenated deionized tumbling disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 23
6804	triple-denatured triple-enhanced disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 46
6805	chilled disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 19
6806	super-corrupted disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 65
6807	rosewater-soaked dangerous The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	blinking toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	bouncing Jim Carey's beer-battered accordion	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	ghostly ghostly Jeselnik's baritone accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	smelly mama's squeezebox	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	ghostly guancertina of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	educational accordion file	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	Jack Frost's accord ion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	fuchsia rosy-cheeked bone bandoneon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	quilted pentatonic accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	ghostly asbestos-lined non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	MacGyver's Rosewater's Accordion of Jordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	upside-down Lo Pan's autocalliope	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	shaking jittery supercharged accordionoid rocca	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	blue therapeutic pygmy concertinette	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	educational Rosewater's ghost accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	educational peace accordion	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	squat ruddy rosy-cheeked alarm accordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	spinning twirling ribald Samson's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	mirror chaotic stylish KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6828	practically non-alcoholic artisanal mirror discocktail	1	super ultra EPIC	
6829	wobbly executive KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Meat Drop: +40
6830	upside-down razor-sharp Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6831	altered modified fuchsia Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 13
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	magnetized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 15
6834	pickled denatured box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 50
6835	polarized alkaline fuchsia bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 65
6836	triple-improved tumbling PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 24
6837	improved huge Swizzler	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 47
6838	cold-filtered oxidized Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 22
6839	wet modified jam	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 35
6840	chilled concentrated blue Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 21
6841	magnetized adjusted jittery purple 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 11
6842	energized shaking vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 64
6843	colloidal bone bons	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 38
6844	super-boiled tarnished pulsating ironic mint	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 13
6845	jittery unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	spinning walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	savvy security flashlight	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
6849	corrupted extra-alkaline unsweetened olive Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 66
6850	gravedigger's crafty baleful sturdy cane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
6851	narrow huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	blurry desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	fuchsia blurry a suspicious address	0		
6856	twirling Bal-musette accordion of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	studded Cajun accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	mirror careful quirky accordion	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	studded grievous Skipper's accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	bouncing coward's experienced Pantsgiving of Gandalf of incineration	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	yummy can of sardines	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	moldy high-calorie sugar substitute	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	rotten pat of butter	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	rotten dinner roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	super-sized flavorless mashed potatoes	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	flavorless whole turkey leg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	yummy deviled egg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	activated wobbly finger exerciser	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	dry huge purple dented spoon	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	magnetized flattened galvanized blinking love note	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	skewed spinning school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	flattened cold-filtered nail file	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	liquefied super-cold-filtered nitrogenated bouncing candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	boiled flattened post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	mirror dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	narrow pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	avaricious scorching healthy bowl of petunias of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	teal blinking careful crafty beefy power sock of the detective	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	sizzling slick wool sock of dire peril of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	wool frightening cool moustache sock of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	ionized colloidal dry twirling spirit gum	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 52
6886	shaking spirit pillow	0		
6887	wobbly spirit sheet	0		
6888	blurry spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	cyan spirit bed	0		
6891	Sherlock's smartaleck's spirit bell of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	anodized liquefied spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	super-Vulcanized boiled freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	galvanized chilled electrified blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	extra-concentrated warmed ghostly handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	activated huge tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	adjusted green Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	spinning experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	spinning careful healthy flask flops	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
6903	pressed unsweetened nuts	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	dry gray squat bolts	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	stale gingerbread robot	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	enchanted stale low-calorie petit 4.1	1	decent	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	half-sized moldy nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	jittery wholesome plastic GORM-8	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	rosy-cheeked plastic warbear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	chaotic plastic Toybot	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	resourceful plastic warbear fortress	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	sharpshooter's ruddy plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	bouncing knitted Sinatra's warbear hoverbelt of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	shaking lime green warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	adjusted olive wobbly warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	deionized bouncing warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	non-flattened corrupted warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	super-sized bland warbear feasting bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	decent warbear warrior bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	rotten small warbear thermoregulator bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	smooth fancy warbear feasting mead	4	awesome	Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	high-proof lousy warbear bearserker mead	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	tolerable warbear blizzard mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	narrow warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	pulsating pulsating wool veiny dance instructor's warbear plain fedora	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	warbear feathered fedora of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	slick warbear fedora of terror of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: 60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	lime green bouncing coward's sharpshooter's Da Vinci's warbear plain helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	savvy warbear spiked helm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	clever supercharged Fonzie's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	ruddy Samson's beefy warbear plain ushanka	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	twirling beefy warbear lined ushanka	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	aromatic dog trainer's warbear heated ushanka of the early riser	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	stylish thinker's warbear party pants of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	educational warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	Sherlock's wizardly warbear high festival pants of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	bouncing fireproof baleful warbear battle greaves of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	yellow strapping warbear officer greaves	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	spinning inspector's quilted warbear bearserker greaves of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	wool experienced warbear johns of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	strapping warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	warbear johns of the wise owl of the cougar of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	healthy thinker's warbear goggles of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	wobbly warbear snowblindness goggles of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	wobbly arcane researcher's warbear polarized goggles of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	careful grievous warbear laser bowtie of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	hale warbear plasma bowtie	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	cyan fireproof greasy warbear nuclear bowtie of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	smelly sizzling brawny warbear warscarf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	maroon occult warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	wobbly rosy-cheeked strapping warbear warscarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	tumbling frosty warbear foil hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	ghostly warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	up-at-dawn veiny warbear oil pan	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	warbear exhaust manifold of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	tumbling bouncing warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	blurry warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	jittery warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	purple warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	shaking warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	baleful die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	friendly die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	Jack Frost's die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	pulsating die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	die-cast Happy the Reindeer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	energetic die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	Newton's die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	reassuring die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	purple narrow aromatic die-cast factory worker elf	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	upside-down fuchsia hardy die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	die-cast middle-management elf of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	toasty die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	shaking rosy-cheeked die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	fuchsia upside-down razor-sharp die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	die-cast turtle mech of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	lightning-fast die-cast Swiss hen	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	extremely unsafe die-cast killing bird	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	die-cast ring	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	padded die-cast goose a-laying	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	Usain Bolt's die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	ghostly Herculean die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	nippy die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	veiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	red Samson's slick die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	narrow sinister beefy die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	huge rosewater-soaked vibrating die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	clever Oprah's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	censurious ruddy die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	dry cyan skewed upside-down Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	wobbly lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	distilled jittery handful of Smithereens	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	small rotten Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	rotten Miserable Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	normal This Charming Flan	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	bad red Irish Coffee, English Heart	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	mediocre Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	weak bad mirror Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	blurry Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	tumbling Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	squat flame-retardant frosty medical-grade cool Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	sizzling Oprah's supercharged Herculean Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: 80, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	twirling up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked fortified stylish Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	miser's manspreader's razor-sharp A Light that Never Goes Out of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	fuchsia chilly Tesla stiffened educational Half a Purse	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	scandalous friendly dance instructor's savvy Hairpiece On Fire	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	blue Usain Bolt's frightening curative Vicar's Tutu of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	narrow zippy Fonzie's Hand in Glove of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	shaking spinning studded boxer's Meat Tenderizer is Murder of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	blurry Oprah's healthy extremely unsafe Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	nasty sinister Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	inspector's lion tamer's experienced Saucepanic	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	fuchsia narrow fireproof therapeutic experienced Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	fuchsia squat wholesome Samson's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	gray third-hand lantern of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	low-calorie adequate jittery pickled egg	1	good	
7033	mirror cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	purple warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	gray warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	bouncing warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	polymerized warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	purple warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	pulsating lime green warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	shaking warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	diffused pulsating glass slipper	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	pickled narrow gray jittery antimatter wad	1	good	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	irradiated frozen improved shaking warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	unsweetened tarnished chilled warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	extra-vacuum-sealed irradiated pulsating warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	delicious special warbear gyro	3	awesome	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	triple-irradiated deionized mirror recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	teal pulsating warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	rotten olive breakfast mess	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	decent huge huge breakfast miracle	10	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	irradiated diffused electrified ghostly ghostly Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	lime green warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	maroon festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	wobbly grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	skewed praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	powdered yellow ghostly grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	polarized modified alkaline mirror purple single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	moist blinking single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	tumbling packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	bite-sized moldy red snow berries	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	stale half-sized ice harvest	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	flattened tumbling frost flower	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	enhanced purple snow cleats	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	enhanced dry wobbly shaking liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	huge pulsating snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	flavorless tiny snow crab	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	irresponsibly strong artisanal Ice Island Long Tea	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	huge unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	blinking ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	mirror ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	blue skewed banded snow mobile	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	beefy ice bucket	0		Muscle: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	thinker's snow shovel of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	scandalous stanky Sinatra's bod-ice	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	jittery blurry greasy chilly supercool brainy snow belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	yellow upside-down asbestos-lined wool mansplainer's razor-sharp ice nine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	gray twirling snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	lousy gray En Una Fila Tequila	3	decent	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	EPIC	
7092	medical-grade warbear dress helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	sharpshooter's Newton's warbear dress bracers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	auspicious supercool warbear dress greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	jittery lion tamer's resourceful sweatband	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	Van der Graaf gym shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	fortified grievous ankleweights	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	rosewater-soaked flame-retardant Jack Frost's sweat socks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	dried bouncing spinning cyan Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	ionized modified liquefied red huge powder	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	jittery wool licorice whip	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	pulsating anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	perfectly mixed snakebite	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	Oprah's quilted candy stick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	stale maroon pecan	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	flavorless pecan pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	bland huge candy mountain oyster	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	hand-crafted jittery chocotini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	gravedigger's chocolate rabbit's foot of the empath of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	moldy candy carrot	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	super-sized spoiled fuchsia candy carrot cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	cyan beefy carrot-on-a-stick of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	banded weightlifter's weasel stomping pants	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	snack-sized normal fancy mulberry	2	good	Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	watered-down perfectly mixed upside-down mulled berry wine	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	banded lemon party hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	lemon shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	prompt lemon drop trousers	0		Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	pressed mirror mirror lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	smelly gummi sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	polymerized small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	liquefied oxidized mirror gummi fang	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	decent miniature lime green leftover canap&eacute;s	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	artisanal watered-down magnum of champagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	pulsating lard-coated electrified cow creamer of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	diffused Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	inspector's thinker's wolf whistle	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	super-sized stale witch's bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	alkaline witch's brew	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	scorching clever witch's bra of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	artisanal ghostly mid-level medieval mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	nitrogenated shaking R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	jittery spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	pickled jittery hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	quadruple-activated dry cyan hare brush	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	flame-retardant stanky hare pin	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	blue odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	rotten cinnamon cannoli	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	drinkable expensive champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	warmed polo trophy	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	pulsating oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	huge rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	gray straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	blinking	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	pulsating clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	curative wholesome fire hose of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	decent fireman's lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	greedy double-paned plain paper hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	bland ice cream sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	purple frightening therapeutic occult &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	enchanted bland half-sized plumber's lunch	2	decent	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	red auspicious friendly deadly skull gearshift knob	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	snack-sized bland olive nachos of the night	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	Jack Frost's Sketcherz&trade; of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	adequate jumbo can of Adultwitch&trade;	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	vacuum-sealed smudge stick	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	magnetized vacuum-sealed wall	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	delicious tankard of ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	chilled wet spinning scroll case	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	Vulcanized magnetized blurry jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	moldy humble pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	vacuum-sealed quadruple-anodized crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 51
7178	fuchsia Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	maroon The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	fuchsia Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	drinkable irresponsibly strong squat unnamed cocktail	9	good	
7188	blue handful of tips	0		
7189	mirror wobbly scandalous unrequired jacket	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7190	huge arcane researcher's tommy gun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	red throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	blinking greasy breadchucks of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	stanky combat fan	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
7198	Herculean silk skirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 4, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	purple blowdart	0		
7200	Jim Carey's Buddy Bjorn	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	ribald ruddy The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
7202	fancy normal narrow sweet roll Alabama	3	good	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 20
7203	upside-down arcane researcher's Saturday Night Special	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7204	jittery lynyrd snare	0		
7205	groovy fleetwood chain	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7206	distilled perfectly mixed blurry shaking Green Manalishi	5	EPIC	
7207	upside-down blade of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7208	pulsating fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	polymerized moist spinning eagle feather	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 61
7211	oxidized extra-pickled tumbling one pill	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 44
7212	ghostly shellacked Jefferson wings	0		Damage Reduction: 7
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	fancy moldy tiny fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1	crappy	Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 45
7216	mirror lynyrd skin	0		
7217	ribald lynyrdskin cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	red cool lynyrdskin tunic	0		Moxie: +5
7219	weightlifter's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	twirling cigarette lighter	0		
7221	tumbling blue priceless diamond	0		
7222	lousy Flamin' Whatshisname	3	decent	
7223	Vulcanized galvanized lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 29
7224	skewed miser's Kashmir sweater of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10
7225	delicious custard pie	3	awesome	
7226	tea for one	1	good	
7227	mediocre watered-down pulsating bottle of Evermore	2	decent	
7228	skewed box	0		
7229	drinkable practically non-alcoholic wine	1	good	
7230	high-proof mediocre squat rum	10	decent	
7231	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Murderer's Punch	1	good	
7232	snack-sized moldy purple velvet cake	2	crappy	
7233	double-alkaline super-ionized letter	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 63
7234	wobbly avaricious therapeutic book	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7235	sinister masque of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7236	shellacked red-hot poker	0		Damage Reduction: 7
7237	Newton's Red X Shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7238	twirling dog trainer's resourceful badge	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
7239	narrow chilly shirt of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25
7240	tumbling Sherlock's vibrating coat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
7241	reassuring shoe of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	spinning button	0		
7244	magnetized flattened maroon blood cells	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 21
7245	modified flattened bouncing eye	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 69
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	occult Red Fox glove of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	frozen ionized foxglove	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 25
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	shaking studded occult supercool Sneaky Pete's jacket of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	bad extra-dry green mini-martini	5	decent	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	powdered mirror molotov soda	1	EPIC	
7258	triple-unsweetened pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 25
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	brawny Sneaky Pete's basket of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	jittery photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	narrow photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	squat disposable instant camera	0		
7267	rock-hard baleful extremely unsafe Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	jittery Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	spinning Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	lion tamer's plastic Professor What	0		Experience (familiar): +2
7273	narrow hale plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Maximum HP: +20
7274	wool plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Cold Resistance: +1
7275	extremely unsafe plastic Gary Claybender	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7276	plastic Captain Kerkard of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7277	activated electrified robot grease	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 35
7278	yellow blurry returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	colloidal electrified non-liquefied wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 52
7280	alkaline nitrogenated wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 38
7281	quadruple-pressed adjusted wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 54
7282	concentrated cyan wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 13
7283	alkaline cold-filtered wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 26
7284	Jack Frost's deadly crying statue earrings	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	Usain Bolt's plastic Duskwalker necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	razor-sharp Socratic plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	banded Da Vinci's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	smelly wholesome Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	bouncing sinister amok putter of courage of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: 8
7290	rotten narrow amok pudding	3	crappy	
7291	mirror deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	aerosolized can of V-11	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	fireproof personal trainer's elevennis shoes	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	prompt auspicious elevenderizing hammer	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	red occult Professor What T-Shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	lime green Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	twirling olive telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	ghostly Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	quantum eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 21
7309	tarnished magnetized spinning rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 63
7310	diffused pickled frozen cyan bronzer	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 31
7311	experienced elegant nightstick of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	lime green poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	wobbly jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	pulsating hale grievous cool ghost of a necklace	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20
7319	wobbly dog trainer's veiny Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
7320	liquefied ghostly Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 56
7321	curative arcane researcher's Stephen's lab coat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7322	ionized concentrated upside-down Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 40
7323	spinning narrow sizzling supercool Jacob's rung	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
7324	pickled battery	1		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 25
7325	tolerable snakebite	4	good	
7326	red Tesla sinister rubber ribcage	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7327	twisted mirror synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 15
7328	wet bouncing funny bone	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 14
7329	fireproof half-melted spoon of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
7330	altered the funk	1		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 30
7331	small adequate gunky chicken	2	good	
7332	flame-retardant doll head	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	clever steel-toed paddle-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20
7336	adjusted wet sound effects record	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 35
7337	upside-down twirling alphabet block	0		
7338	magnetized polymerized ghostly dancer	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 69
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	studded moose antlers	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	triple-oxidized adjusted moose thought	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 39
7342	huge stale fancy moose chocolate	9	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 10
7343	hand-crafted tumbling painting of a glass of wine	4	EPIC	
7344	pulsating oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	gray ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	gravedigger's rock-hard ghost toga	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +10
7348	moldy sheet cake	4	crappy	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	double-paned chaotic extremely unsafe Staff of the Electric Range	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
7352	spoiled miniature wobbly deluxe layer cake	2	crappy	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	lousy red-hot boilermaker	4	decent	
7355	coal shovel of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	moist oxidized aerosolized tumbling ghostly hot coal	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 60
7357	Vulcanized polymerized coal dust	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 45
7358	asbestos-lined baleful Bram's choker of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7359	olive plaid swatch	0		
7360	blinking plaid bandage	0		
7361	grievous plaid pocket square	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7362	rock-hard plaid skirt of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	aerosolized super-unsweetened bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 22
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	non-galvanized deionized tarnished fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
7366	aged bottle of laundry sherry	4	awesome	
7367	magnetized maroon industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 67, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	super-sized adequate extra-flat panini	5	good	
7369	moist tarnished mangled finger	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 25
7370	artisanal watered-down blue Psychotic Train wine	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	delicious pie man was not meant to eat	4	awesome	
7373	Tesla sommelier's towel	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7374	tarnished tastevin of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7375	bland special actual tapas	4	decent	Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	upside-down ghast iron cleaver of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Experience: +3, Food Drop: +100
7378	brainy ghast iron Garibaldi of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	mirror up-at-dawn wool ghast iron heater shield	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
7380	quilted ghast iron codpiece of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
7382	blinking Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	wet Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	cold-filtered red Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	energized irradiated Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	polarized blurry Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	electrified wet altered wobbly Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	energized Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	chilled chilled non-nitrogenated skewed Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	altered Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	diffused Vulcanized upside-down Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	adjusted mirror Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	Vulcanized oxidized tumbling Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	non-altered aerosolized Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	boiled quadruple-modified tarnished Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	cold-filtered Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	cold-filtered super-improved Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	irradiated spinning Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	concentrated quantum electrified shaking Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	concentrated pickled moist gray squat Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	pickled pressed Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	magnetized blinking Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	double-aerosolized Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	squat Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	spinning Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	lime green Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	blue mirror Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	upside-down Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	denatured electrified blurry purple sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	frozen modified liquefied bouncing bouncing Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	electrified chilled squat Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	cold-filtered pressed Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	ionized Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	alkaline flattened irradiated Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	altered triple-tarnished mirror Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	wet dry skewed Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	huge twirling Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	adequate Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	normal skewed Brain Food Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	half-sized normal shaking tumbling Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	adequate wobbly Medical Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	half-sized toothsome mirror Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	flavorless tiny Ludovico Pastaco	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	aged overpowering mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	artisanal complex mushroom wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	fortified perfectly mixed smooth mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	tolerable blood-red mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	lousy practically non-alcoholic buzzing mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	smooth weak swirling mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	adequate snack-sized pulsating Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	adequate pulsating Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	triple-distilled artisanal ghostly regular-size brogurt	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	bad super-size brogurt	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	bad practically non-alcoholic broberry brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	delicious weak pulsating brocolate brogurt	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	perfectly mixed weak French bronilla brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	bouncing History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	huge Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	huge Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Brogre brorts of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	frosty Brogre brolo shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	dog trainer's Brogre bucket hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	skewed Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	blurry airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	ghostly one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	Sherlock's smartaleck's 8-billed baseball cap of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	frosty cool extremely wet T-shirt of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	up-at-dawn studded shrimp fork of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	quadruple-denatured denatured BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	energized go-go potion	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	dry shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	polarized double-oxidized Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	string of moist beads of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	electrified Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	huge possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	quantum narrow squat gray sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	pressed sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	artisanal skewed Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	EPIC	
7483	enchanted weak hand-crafted La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	EPIC	Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 50
7484	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	1	good	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	jittery drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	tolerable watered-down bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	good	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	maroon bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	triple-alkaline magnetized narrow Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 55
7500	bouncing map	0		
7501		0		
7502	ionized super-improved tumbling Texas tea	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 44
7503	blue greedy dark hamethyst ring	0		Meat Drop: +20
7504	upside-down stanky dark baconstone ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
7505	stiffened dark porquoise ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7506	wicked thinker's book	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5
7507	spinning Temple Grandin's cloak	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7508	label	0		
7509	miniature rotten Mornington crescent roll	2	crappy	
7510	electrified activated moist lime green shaking eye shadow	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 62
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	colloidal galvanized poppy	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 55
7513	narrow opium grenade	0		
7514	shaking Sherlock's vibrating duonoculars	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	slick spider leg of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	lousy weak glass of bourbon	2	decent	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	thick special stale government cheese	5	decent	Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	arcane researcher's pair of government shades	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	non-Vulcanized purple government	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	improved dry narrow alien drugs	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	tumbling experienced government-issued night-vision goggles of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	bland loaf of alien bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	flavorless grilled cheese sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	compressed alien protein powder	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	strong lousy spinning rocket fuel	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	huge pulsating alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	hand-crafted enchanted cyan stealth bomber	4	EPIC	Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	blurry space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	space beast fur pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	upside-down shaking Rosewater's space beast fur whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	huge educational slick space heater	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	watered-down perfectly mixed ghostly space port	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	zippy space needle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	pickled irradiated upside-down buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	lime green hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	triple-moist Vulcanized ash soda	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	vacuum-sealed oxidized upside-down liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	enhanced wet dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	corrupted super-diffused bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	dry nitrogenated pulsating purple bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	triple-frozen blood cells	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 14
7558	delicious wine	3	awesome	
7559	pickled gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 11
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	polarized deionized shaking giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 49
7562	enhanced musk turtle	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 67
7563	liquefied diffused programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 30
7564	oxidized mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 66
7565	small stale ham steak	2	decent	
7566	spinning manspreader's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	coward's boxer's Time Lord Badge of Honor of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20
7569	electrified wicked wizardly Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7570	energized quantum unsweetened Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 25
7571	Tesla therapeutic silent pea shooter	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7572	bland small D roll	2	decent	
7573	steel-toed Fonzie's kiwi beak	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9
7574	tolerable fancy New Zealand iced tea	4	good	Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 20
7575	auspicious clever droll monocle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
7576	double-enhanced future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 19
7577	moist nitrogenated future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 55
7578	dry adjusted non-anodized future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 39
7579	shaking twitching time capsule	0		
7580	vaporized liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	enchanted normal rack of dinosaur ribs	4	good	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 15
7583	high-proof hand-crafted scotch on the rocks	9	EPIC	
7584	Samson's savvy yabba dabba doo rag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	wobbly slick wooly loincloth of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	teal helix fossil	0		
7587	tumbling S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	shaking Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	acceptable glass of &quot;milk&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	practically non-alcoholic mediocre tumbling cup of &quot;tea&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	artisanal thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	delicious Lucky Lindy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	fancy mediocre squat shaking Bee's Knees	4	decent	Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	artisanal Sockdollager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	drinkable watered-down lime green Ish Kabibble	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	acceptable boozy Hot Socks	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	enchanted perfectly mixed Phonus Balonus	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed Flivver	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	watered-down artisanal enchanted Sloppy Jalopy	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	improved skewed flame	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 41
7601	triple-quantum cold-filtered anodized temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 17
7602	electrified nitrogenated Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
7603	aerosolized diffused skewed neckbeard	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 64
7604	anodized aerosolized artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 13
7605	extra-aerosolized modified punk patch	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 45
7606	pressed steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 33
7607	Vulcanized modified vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 34
7608	pickled irradiated turtle mud	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 47
7609	quantum oxidized deionized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 54
7610	enhanced vacuum-sealed tumbling Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 13
7611	diffused Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 36
7612	energized oxidized irradiated tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 18
7613	wet quadruple-magnetized activated mirror squat bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 51
7614	alkaline blurry wobbly voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 48
7615	irradiated aerosolized narrow pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 24
7616	deionized blue pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 11
7617	improved chilled polarized short deposition	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 53
7618	quantum altered straw pole	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 48
7619	denatured copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 41
7620	anodized shaking ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 18
7621	activated wet ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 58
7622	electrified button rouge	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 63
7623	deionized improved maroon Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 27
7624	dry lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 18
7625	diffused flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 15
7626	ionized wet squat oyster badge	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 30
7627	vacuum-sealed plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 24
7628	super-improved dancing fan	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 60
7629	non-colloidal concentrated maroon page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 32
7630	dry tumbling magic powder	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 47
7631	polymerized friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 48
7632	denatured moist blurry government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 43
7633	improved alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 23
7634	activated irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 40
7635	galvanized Vulcanized tumbling cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 38
7636	horrifying coward's shellacked shell	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	lime green energetic pillow shell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	foul-smelling whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	family-friendly oil shell	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	coward's turtle shell of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	narrow ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	pulsating life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	upside-down thunder thigh	0		
7649	adjusted ghostly gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 65
7650	dry bouncing shaking fuchsia catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 36
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	green fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	wobbly fishbone corset	0		
7655	ghostly fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	purple fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	maroon neoprene skullcap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	magnetized ghostly goblin water	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 11
7661	blinking dumb mud	0		
7662	bland Sogg-Os	4	decent	
7663	lard-coated horrifying thinker's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7664	extra-nitrogenated Vulcanized fuchsia Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 60
7665	chilled vacuum-sealed narrow spinning liquid ice	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 48
7666	mediocre extra-dry special Wet Russian	5	decent	Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 20
7667	low-calorie flavorless filet of The Fish	1	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	Annie Oakley's savvy brainy thunder down underwear	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	veiny famous raincoat of Tarzan of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	jittery careful forbidden lightning rod of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	frosty law-abiding citizen cane	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7673	mediocre blinking blurry legitimate business on the beach	3	decent	
7674	tumbling Van der Graaf hep waders	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	jumbo rotten narrow jive turkey leg	5	crappy	
7676	crafty birdbone corset	0		Maximum MP: +10
7677	quadruple-corrupted nitrogenated bouncing candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 60
7678	huge personal trainer's 4-dimensional fez	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	tumbling throwing candy	0		
7680	chilly super-absorbent tarp	0		Cold Damage: +5
7681	lousy weak unquiet spirits	2	decent	
7682	tumbling rosy-cheeked banjo kazoo mount	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
7683	double-oxidized purple grass	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 53
7684	huge reassuring Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7685	blinking groovy Time Bandit Time Towel of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
7686	blurry wholesome padded Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7687	moist dog ointment	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 53
7688	executive sharpshooter's gumshoes	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
7689	Da Vinci's flapper floppers of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7690	frightening vibrating sneakeasies	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
7691	knitted plastic nunchaku of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	blurry gravedigger's hand whip of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	jittery crafty studded glow-in-the-dark necklace of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	red Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	narrow flame-retardant slick cool cap gun	0		Moxie: 15, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	teal ghostly ribald friendly cassette player	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	bouncing &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	adjusted olive confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	tarnished bouncing confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	colloidal triple-moist confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	purple LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	quadruple-galvanized pressed squat squat rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	foul-smelling deadly rubber cape	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	skewed family-friendly steel-toed Da Vinci's smartaleck's Thor's Pliers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	aerosolized pressed candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 21
7711	healthy experienced water wings for babies	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	bland tumbling Strix stix	3	decent	
7714	nippy cool vampire pellet of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
7715	practically non-alcoholic lousy non-aged vinegar	1	decent	
7716	family-friendly unsanitized scalpel	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
7717	gray gladiator tunica of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7718	fortified Roman sadnals	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
7719	tumbling auspicious madius	0		Item Drop: +10
7720	wholesome radiator heater shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7721	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized skewed salt wages	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 57
7722	fireproof centurion helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	fuchsia tumbling Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	super-chilled vacuum-sealed chilled lime green Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 24
7726	double-liquefied squat huge Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 34
7727	ionized huge bouncing Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 23
7728	concentrated Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 24
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	huge Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	wobbly Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	wobbly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	shaking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	stylish Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	olive careful Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	frosty personal trainer's Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	supercharged studded Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	low-calorie spoiled ghostly Xiblaxian ultraburrito	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	watered-down lousy cyan Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	jittery huge Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	activated shaking They liver	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	snack-sized delicious blue They liver popsicle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	ghostly holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	lime green holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	distilled residual zeal	1		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	tumbling dance instructor's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	greedy energetic arcane researcher's defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
7767	olive airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	red huge one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	shaking inspector's greasy savvy Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	extra-corrupted non-polarized the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	tasty &quot;meat&quot; stick	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	boiled upside-down transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	blinking toasty crafty pair of plants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	olive rosewater-soaked foul-smelling Herculean Sasq&trade; watch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	mansplainer's smoker's cloak of the cougar of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	studded experienced smartaleck's weightlifter's camouflage T-shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	wet purple experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	upside-down prompt Jack Frost's sinister heavy-duty clipboard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	knitted battery-powered drill of dire peril of horror of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	adequate enchanted upside-down limp broccoli	3	good	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	scorching supercharged hat of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	super-modified twirling lime green monkey barf	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	modified diffused upside-down candy	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	medical-grade rosy-cheeked savvy jangly bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	shaking nasty cuddly teddy bear	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	squat ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	inspector's beefy first-aid pouch	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	blue khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	concentrated lime green airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	maroon bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	green Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	normal lime green blinking initiative shawarma	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	miniature stale warm war shawarma	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	special spoiled karma shawarma	4	crappy	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	enchanted delicious boozy twirling Jungle Juice	5	awesome	Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	acceptable strong Amnesiac Ale	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	hand-crafted triple-distilled Highest Bitter	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	mercenary pistol of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	fortified supercool mercenary rifle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	blurry Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	purple Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	maroon Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	olive unused soap	0		
7809	jittery impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	narrow fuchsia tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	bite-sized flavorless bouncing seared dino steak	1	decent	
7814	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bottle of drinkin' gas	1	decent	
7815	shaking squat blue handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	skewed gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	spinning squat spinning 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	huge sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	mirror dog trainer's clever iShield of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +60
7825	reassuring dance instructor's earbuds of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7826	dog trainer's slick iFlail of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7827	moldy unidentifiable dried fruit	3	crappy	
7828	acceptable watered-down green flat cider	2	good	
7829	blurry scandalous veiny baleful trench lighter	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	Vulcanized nitrogenated experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	bouncing gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	ghostly Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	spinning special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	fuchsia special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	ghostly special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	non-aerosolized moist upside-down perl necklace	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	boiled double-dry energized Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	dry quantum tumbling ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	delicious special petit fortran	4	awesome	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	spoiled tiny purple java cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	huge decent cookie cookie	6	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	plastic exo-suited miner of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	wobbly plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	upside-down pulsating plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	ruddy plastic Crimbot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	plastic Crimbomega of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	galvanized magnetized flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	narrow supercool radiation-resistant helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	censurious servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	wholesome fortified high-energy mining laser	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	bouncing cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	bouncing Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	blurry Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	blinking shaking Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	bouncing lime green Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	twirling Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	narrow Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	cyan squat Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	huge Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	red Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	spinning Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	shaking Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	tumbling twirling Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	tumbling maroon Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	skewed recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	blurry recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	wobbly recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	cyan supercool Rosewater's Size XI Wizard's Robe of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	alkaline warmed cyan Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 58
7915	diffused flattened Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 49
7916	upside-down mimeplasm	0		
7917	Vulcanized BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 33
7918	cold-filtered altered Moonds	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 17
7919	aerosolized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 29
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	lousy Friendly Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	mediocre fancy Agitated Turkey	4	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	hand-crafted Ambitious Turkey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	flavorless half-sized narrow neutron lollipop	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	bad boozy enchanted maroon gamma nog	5	decent	Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	altered single atom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	wobbly Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	olive upside-down tooth	0		
7945	blinking table	0		
7946	hale razor-sharp outlaw bandana of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7947	lousy whiskey in a broken glass	4	decent	
7948	tolerable strong shot of mescal	5	good	
7949	watered-down lousy glass of herbal tequila	2	decent	
7950	mirror minin' dynamite	0		
7951	ribald veiny plaid cowboy hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	green pulsating lasso	0		
7953	Temple Grandin's padded dance instructor's rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	narrow bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	shaking even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	huge box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	tumbling blurry maroon letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	smelly crafty arcane researcher's Staff of Ed of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7962	skewed Eye of Ed	0		
7963	blinking amulet	0		
7964	Sherlock's Staff of Fats	0		Item Drop: +25
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	reassuring World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	tumbling beehive	0		
7970	green boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	powdered tumbling mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	distilled mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 40
7974	compressed twirling huge mummified beef haunch	1	EPIC	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	skewed jittery cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	tumbling talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	foul-smelling toasty Sister Accessory	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only
7984	galvanized extra-pressed wobbly Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 15
7985	extremely unsafe Samson's parachute	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	chaotic veiny pad	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	mansplainer's curative peeler	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	mirror pettipants of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	extremely unsafe Socratic panama hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	Jack Frost's pulsera of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	avaricious Lo Pan's police baton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	Temple Grandin's resourceful beefcake's plus-fours of the dark arts of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	skewed grievous porkpie of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	pulsating vibrating pepper mill of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	ribald pelerine	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	groovy thinker's phantom mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	vaporized shaking polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	twisted wobbly powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	deionized blurry shaking choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	dry triple-colloidal lime green smart watch	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	quantum pickled wobbly augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	hardened toy Crimbot mega face	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	grievous toy Crimbot power glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	Jim Carey's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Monster Level: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	electrified skewed Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	shaking Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	mirror Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	tumbling Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	bouncing heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	purple sizzling banded Crimbomega drive chain of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	red Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	blinking bouncing Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	tarnished tarnished flattened fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	extra-anodized flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	diffused activated ionized pulsating and rain stick	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 46
8019	spinning Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	super-sized yummy Choco-Mint patty	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	smooth hot mint schnocolate	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	vaporized lime green homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	spinning bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	twirling calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	lightning-fast cool tope&eacute;	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	skewed sharpshooter's Tesla topiary tights	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8036	Jack Frost's topiary necktie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
8037	massive bland bowl of topioca	8	decent	
8038	jittery topiary skunk	0		
8039	jittery topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	jittery crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	bouncing pot of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8044	pulsating groovy spelunking fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +10
8045	Newton's sturdy machete	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8046	tumbling fuchsia aromatic shotgun	0		Stench Resistance: +1
8047	perfumed boomerang	0		Stench Resistance: +5
8049	auspicious mining helmet	0		Item Drop: +10
8050	occult X-ray goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Luck: +5
8051	cape of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8052	jetpack of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	frightening pickaxe	0		Spooky Damage: +5
8056	skewed huge torch	0		
8057	narrow razor-sharp savvy [spelunking test kit]	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8058	crafty plasma rifle	0		Maximum MP: +10
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	scandalous rosy-cheeked The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Luck: -6
8061	olive The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	mirror coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	squat monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	compressed green	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	ghostly twirling nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	narrow Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	spinning squat Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	huge clever curative Spelunker's fedora of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	ghostly reassuring Annie Oakley's hardy Spelunker's whip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	tumbling dance instructor's Spelunker's khakis of incineration of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	squat blurry still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	ghostly huge skewed mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	sizzling manspreader's wicker kickers	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	tumbling skewed greasy MacGyver's wicker slicker	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	medical-grade savvy wicker knickers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	mirror skewed lightning-fast wicker ticker of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	friendly wicker sticker of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	skewed gravedigger's supercharged wicker clicker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	denatured wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	gray avaricious belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	scandalous badge of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	Lo Pan's sharpshooter's bowl	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	upside-down ghostly MacGyver's groovy brooch	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	Jim Carey's educational breeches	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	squat Usain Bolt's auspicious backpack	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	mixed maroon bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	prompt Sherlock's anvil	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	spinning horrifying akubra of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	flame-wreathed apron of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	upside-down slick ascot of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	spinning wicked attache case of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	jittery censurious double-paned accordion	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	mixed mirror aerosolized	1		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	padded wig	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	fireproof therapeutic winch crank	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	brawny widget of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	mirror Lo Pan's forbidden whisk	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	upside-down ribald wicked walker	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	squat nasty vibrating waders	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	pickled blurry upside-down flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	gaiters of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	fortified beefcake's garland	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	chaotic smartaleck's gunnysack	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	wholesome dangerous garibaldi	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	greasy Newton's girdle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	lime green Annie Oakley's sage gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	distilled maroon smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	flame-retardant rosy-cheeked fiberglass fetish	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	blurry zippy fiberglass foil of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	fiberglass fannypack of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	lightning-fast gravedigger's fiberglass frock	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	purple Sinatra's smartaleck's fiberglass fingerguard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	dangerous deadly fiberglass fedora	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	modified fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	yellow talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	reassuring rubber spatula	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8139	healthy spoon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
8140	crystalline reamer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8141	Sherlock's macroplane grater	0		Item Drop: +25
8142	blue bastard baster of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
8143	obsidian nutcracker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	ghostly miser's mansplainer's glass eye	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
8146	anodized warmed invisible potion	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 22
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	gray gravedigger's weightlifter's ninjammies of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	triple-denatured irradiated Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 61
8150	dry gray sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 32
8151	energized huge Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
8152	pickled deionized quantum polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 69
8153	electrified jittery candy dish	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 45
8154	polarized flattened ghostly Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 14
8155	dry warmed talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 45
8156	narrow check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	upside-down bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	energized alkaline mouse skull	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 12
8161	ionized huge really thick spine	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 57
8162	hardy skullcap of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	Jack Frost's three-legged pants of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	spinning aromatic wool remaindered axe	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	bouncing avaricious cool cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	bland baguette	3	decent	
8168	twirling glob of icing	0		
8169	aerosolized double-energized ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 41
8170	polymerized anodized pulsating mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 15
8171	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted spinning unflavored wine cooler	1	EPIC	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	jittery frosty sewer snake	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8174	decent massive pigeon egg	8	good	
8175	wobbly nasty jaunty feather of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
8176	tolerable squat premium malt liquor	4	good	
8177	zippy wholesome brown paper pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20
8178	ghostly gravedigger's groovy brown paper bag mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
8179	hale ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	studded breadwand	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8181	mirror narrow boxer's loafers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
8182	shaking Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	blurry baleful bread basket	0		Spell Damage: +25
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	cool The Crown of Ed the Undying of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	bouncing Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1	good	
8189	boozy tolerable shaking Radberry Rip wine cooler	5	good	
8190	weak smooth wobbly Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	awesome	
8191	spirit-forward lousy tumbling Breakfast Blast wine cooler	5	decent	
8192	smooth extra-dry Citrus Crush wine cooler	5	awesome	
8193	flavorless small plain bagel	2	decent	
8194	rotten pulsating glob of cream cheese	3	crappy	
8195	bite-sized adequate maroon loaf of soda bread	1	good	
8196	bland small acceptable bagel	2	decent	
8197	half-sized spoiled lime green standard-issue cupcake	2	crappy	
8198	half-sized stale teal pulsating ultra-deluxe cupcake	2	decent	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	half-sized flavorless popular tart	2	decent	
8201	spinning no-handed pie	0		
8202	enhanced non-frozen green Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	green FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	curative expensive camera of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	twirling sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	boiled How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	fuchsia twirling bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	shaking shaking rigging rope of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	boiled nasty snuff	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	fireproof gravedigger's sewage-clogged pistol	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	liquefied red pulsating beard incense	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	razor-sharp perfume-soaked bandana of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	tiny normal toxo	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	special aged Lemonade-235	3	awesome	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	therapeutic isotophat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	Lo Pan's dance instructor's Three Mile Island shorts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	lightning-fast toxic mop of the cheetah	0		Initiative: 100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	huge inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	gravedigger's resourceful savvy backwoods banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	shaking nippy ratskin pajama pants of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	pickled ionized turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	skewed stiffened groovy fake washboard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	purple upside-down inspector's Dinsey's oculus of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	blinking fuchsia Fonzie's Dinsey's radar dish	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	jittery forbidden Dinsey's pizza cutter of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	pulsating flame-wreathed Dinsey's brain of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	gravedigger's Dinsey's glove of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	upside-down up-at-dawn asbestos-lined Dinsey's pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	teal brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	red keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	up-at-dawn lube-shoes	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	shaking yellow greedy frightening friendly Dinsey mascot mask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	enchanted rotten upside-down Dinsey food-cone	3	crappy	Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	special artisanal Dinsey Whinskey	3	EPIC	Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	electrified jittery lime green Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	purple resourceful weightlifter's fannypack	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	purple stanky hardy rock-hard thinker's garbage sticker of the empath of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	Jim Carey's Oprah's healthy razor-sharp hazmat helmet of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	dry magnetized bouncing nasty gum	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 56
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	cyan Samson's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	twirling Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	narrow Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	mirror Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	huge Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	fireproof wool hale miracle whip of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	nippy sphygmayomanometer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	narrow mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	stale unappetizing mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	big flavorless spinning uninteresting mayolus	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	moldy pulsating acceptable mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	bland special enticing mayolus	3	decent	Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	rotten small mouth-watering mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	olive newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	spinning mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	watered-down lousy Afternoon Delight	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	tumbling Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	skewed Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	non-polymerized cold-filtered pulsating Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	mirror The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	galvanized yellow Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	pulsating Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	irradiated flattened spinning Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 38
8287	tumbling blue puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	sizzling dice ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
8291	ruddy dice belt buckle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
8292	dice-print pajama pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8293	dice-shaped backpack of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8294	studded dice-print do-rag	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8295	supercool dice sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
8296	upside-down Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	diffused dry dice	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 35
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	ionized electrified power pill	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	triple-electrified anodized gray pixel star	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	huge spoiled pixel banana	10	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	perfectly mixed weak pixel beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	squat pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	super-activated upside-down sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 32
8307	boiled vacuum-sealed &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 55
8308	vacuum-sealed piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 24
8309	polymerized baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 31
8310	double-magnetized ghostly twirling .epub file	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 62
8311	liquefied nitrogenated BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 66
8312	dry frozen hustler shades	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 23
8313	cold-filtered triple-warmed jerky stick	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 25
8314	quadruple-nitrogenated ghostly costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 36
8315	quadruple-enhanced anodized muscle oil	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 54
8316	cold-filtered corrupted mirror bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 61
8317	concentrated non-ionized bouncing pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 15
8318	liquefied altered non-moist sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 49
8319	colloidal anodized jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 14
8320	colloidal one glove	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 60
8321	dry glove	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 25
8322	extra-warmed wobbly handful of fire	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 45
8323	nitrogenated irradiated shaking Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 57
8324	modified huge disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 68
8325	cold-filtered pickled coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 13
8326	nitrogenated alkaline conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 46
8327	oxidized huge Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 24
8328	warmed pickled blurry icy hairspray	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 26
8329	extra-warmed blue smellbook	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 12
8330	polarized non-ionized assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 29
8331	super-anodized polymerized quantum squat filthy armor	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 21
8332	modified plague pie	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 57
8333	alkaline huge batarang	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 53
8334	double-polymerized spinning spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 44
8335	alkaline grease trap	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 20
8336	quadruple-ionized oxidized shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 32
8337	ionized super-irradiated twirling porkpocket	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 50
8338	improved polymerized Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 40
8339	polymerized warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 23
8340	quadruple-warmed vacuum-sealed boiled ghostly lime green janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 55
8341	irradiated ghostly warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 22
8342	non-deionized vacuum-sealed ghostly baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 34
8343	oxidized chilled spinning carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
8344	frozen teal bronze polish	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 37
8345	ionized activated pulsating teal crident	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 19
8346	improved cold-filtered totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 20
8347	magnetized spray chrome	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 12
8348	liquefied pulsating filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 27
8349	irradiated shaking hand of cards	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
8350	enhanced mirror damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 61
8351	alkaline skewed lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 25
8352	cold-filtered jittery skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 22
8353	ionized grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 68
8354	double-energized nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 24
8355	irradiated twirling fuchsia iron torso box	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
8356	dry magnetized twirling mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 69
8357	electrified anodized blurry shaking teal radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 11
8358	ionized concentrated cyan x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 14
8359	energized huge mirror wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 31
8360	oxidized alkaline blurry hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 67
8361	triple-tarnished tumbling tumbling child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 13
8362	activated activated bouncing devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 47
8363	unsweetened shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 56
8364	warmed electrified spinning ghostly alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 33
8365	dry extra-tarnished novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 17
8366	chilled blurry invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 50
8367	quantum polarized blinking handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 66
8368	galvanized ghostly bouncing garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 30
8369	improved plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 51
8370	concentrated squat funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 11
8371	nitrogenated warmed huge bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 29
8372	magnetized double-improved tumbling wobbly flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 35
8373	altered polymerized spinning captured boozles	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 34
8374	ionized polymerized triple-warmed spinning shaking drinks tray	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 12
8375	dry eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 37
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	rotten tiny pixel lemon	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	perfectly mixed twirling pixel daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	irradiated blurry power pill	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	super-improved colloidal pixel potion	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	skewed popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	teal hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	huge wizardly The Emperor's new hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	blurry wobbly blinking The Emperor's new shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	red dog trainer's The Emperor's new pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	energetic boxer's lead pipe	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	tumbling nasty wizardly rope	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	supercharged studded wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	cyan resourceful weightlifter's candlestick	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	vibrating Sinatra's knife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	jittery clever Fonzie's revolver	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	ghostly talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	skewed savory dry noodles	0		
8407	rotten pestopiary	4	crappy	
8408	concentrated irradiated moist ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 23
8409	bland wobbly crudles	3	decent	
8410	big rotten agnolotti arboli	5	crappy	
8411	snack-sized bland spaghetti with ghost balls	2	decent	
8412	adequate fancy snack-sized succulent marrow	2	good	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 45
8413	toothsome blurry salacious crumbs	3	awesome	
8414	decent fusilli marrownarrow	3	good	
8415	bland blurry suggestive strozzapreti	3	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	small stale Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	spoiled linguini immondizia bianco	3	crappy	
8420	low-calorie normal shells a la shellfish	1	good	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	bouncing 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	blurry fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	olive veiny spore pod	0		
8430	lime green hard spore pod	0		
8431	squat spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	bouncing jingling spore pod	0		
8435	tumbling resourceful weightlifter's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	upside-down blinking friendly razor-sharp LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	careful LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	ghostly insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	blinking full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	mirror lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	pulsating SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	wobbly uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	blurry capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	bouncing capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	jittery capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	teal heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	upside-down New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	maroon crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	squat friendly high-temperature mining mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	spinning pulsating groovy brawny fireproof megaphone	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	small decent fancy mineapple	2	good	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	artisanal skewed Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	immense spoiled smelted roe	10	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	enchanted drinkable practically non-alcoholic lavawater	1	good	Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	irradiated basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	skewed nasty sizzling savvy lavalarva	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	narrow Annie Oakley's electrified lava balaclava of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	manspreader's grievous strapping basaltamander buckler	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	boiled upside-down lava globs	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	big rotten gooey lava globs	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	zippy lava-proof pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	blue Sinatra's heat-resistant necktie of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	Usain Bolt's fireproof heat-resistant gloves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	adequate very hot lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	drinkable watered-down special asbestos thermos	2	good	Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	alkaline alkaline blue liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	gigantic adequate disco biscuit	10	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	lousy Quaatorade&trade;	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	purple pulsating Annie Oakley's steel-toed biker's hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	greasy feathered headdress of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	healthy Samson's electrician's hardhat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	pulsating Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	huge airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	smooth velvet pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	asbestos-lined smooth velvet hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	twirling sharpshooter's smooth velvet pocket square	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	squat scorching smooth velvet socks	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	padded smooth velvet hanky	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	spinning The One Mood Ring of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	skewed Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	mirror maroon the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	mirror Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	maroon Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	diluted blurry SMOOCH coffee cup	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	concentrated purple labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	extremely unsafe Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of terror of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	wool grease cannon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	magnetized polarized jittery olive demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	shaking resourceful Sinatra's love of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	blurry lightning-fast arcane researcher's boxer's Pener's drumstick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	deuce cape of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	steel-toed Lavalos's shell of the brazier of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	perfumed sinister smooth velvet bra	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	rosy-cheeked Samson's SMOOCH bracers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	weightlifter's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	greedy SMOOCH spaulders	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	shaking electrified banded SMOOCH codpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	padded SMOOCH breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	special diet tasty lava cake	1	awesome	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	tiny rotten pink slime	1	crappy	
8527	blinking Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	yummy devil hair pasta	3	awesome	
8530	stale half-sized spagecialetti	2	decent	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	ghostly illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	bland fancy super-sized libertagliatelle	5	decent	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 25
8535	rotten thick turkish mostaccioli	5	crappy	
8536	bland gray linguini of the sea	4	decent	
8537	tarnished ionized Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 58
8539	blinking Alexy sauce	0		
8540	pulsating rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	decent blue upside-down Fettris	3	good	
8543	bland fusillocybin	3	decent	
8544	flavorless prescription noodles	4	decent	
8545	boiled yellow ghostly blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	deionized colloidal bag of grain	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 54
8547	adjusted quadruple-diffused blinking ghostly pocket maze	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 34
8548	quantum tumbling shady shades	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 16
8549	alkaline quantum cold-filtered wobbly squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 36
8550	flavorless tiny weird gazelle steak	1	decent	
8551	massive stale enchanted sausage without a cause	6	decent	Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 10
8552	aerosolized face paint	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 69
8553	triple-distilled artisanal narrow emergency margarita	9	EPIC	
8554	bad vintage smart drink	4	decent	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	ghostly green The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	moist nitrogenated Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 13
8559	corrupted corrupted quantum bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 68
8560	tarnished improved Aerheads	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 35
8561	tarnished nitrogenated energized narrow Wrotz	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 49
8562	dry quadruple-Vulcanized narrow Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 62
8563	polymerized electrified bouncing fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 35
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	mirror careful chaotic groovy barrel lid	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	ghostly maroon Annie Oakley's padded barrel hoop earring of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	skewed flame-retardant friendly forbidden bankruptcy barrel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	mirror firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	pulsating normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	huge tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	blinking mirror weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	upside-down barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of Amontillado	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	practically non-alcoholic acceptable narrow barrel-aged martini	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	bland half-sized barrel pickle	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	diet spoiled barrel cracker	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	twisted upside-down pulsating vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	denatured twirling maroon huge mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	KoL Con 12-gauge of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	wobbly pulsating Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	occult barrel gun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	skewed barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	adequate wobbly water log	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	medical-grade banded barrelhead	0		Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	twirling baleful brainy bottoms of the barrel	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	olive Fonzie's Newton's chest barrel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	huge bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	greasy sage double barreled barrel gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	horrifying groovy triple barreled barrel gun of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	Usain Bolt's friendly barrel beryl choker	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	maroon Sherlock's scorching barrel beryl nose ring	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	barrel beryl ring of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	huge map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	enhanced magnetized unsweetened cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	deionized cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	pickled activated narrow cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	polarized boiled cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	anodized nitrogenated cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	unsweetened colloidal cyan cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	polarized quadruple-altered cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	polymerized altered cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	corrupted oxidized warmed ghostly cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	boiled unsweetened galvanized yellow cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	activated pressed adjusted huge cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	polarized Vulcanized cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	polymerized cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	super-anodized pressed cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	frozen ghostly cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	deionized cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	modified cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	ionized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	extra-dry blinking cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	irradiated altered cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	magnetized huge cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	extra-enhanced green cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	frozen upside-down cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	modified green cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	mixed bouncing cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	altered ionized twirling cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	tarnished cold-filtered magnetized cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	ionized enhanced cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	aerosolized triple-Vulcanized wet cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	adjusted blurry wobbly cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	concentrated twirling cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	frozen cold-filtered blinking lime green cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	nitrogenated cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	moist spinning cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	skewed auspicious frosty Temple Grandin's Royal scepter	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	skewed Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	spoiled narrow fuchsia bowl of eyeballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	enchanted adequate big bowl of mummy guts	5	good	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	enchanted immense spoiled bowl of maggots	7	crappy	Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	weak bad tumbling blood and blood	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	tolerable distilled Jack-O-Lantern beer	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	acceptable watered-down twirling zombie	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	upside-down plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	flame-retardant grievous crown of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ghostly ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	twirling dance instructor's hawk of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100
8655	tasty hamlet sandwich	3	awesome	
8656	ghostly Othello's military jacket of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
8657	lime green groovy Othello's dagger	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
8658	smartaleck's Othello's handkerchief	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
8659	energized bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 58
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	spinning thinker's ghostly dagger of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
8663	high-proof drinkable ghost beer	9	good	
8664	blurry Jim Carey's Othello set	0		Monster Level: +25
8665	cyan rotten tomato	0		
8666	mirror Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	avaricious fortified Yorick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30
8668	rose	0		
8669	squat olive tumbling tulip	0		
8670	wobbly tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	mirror airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	moist shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	rotten iceberg lettuce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	drinkable tumbling ice wine	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	resourceful vibrating forbidden Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	steel-toed Wal-Mart nametag of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	smelly supercharged Socratic Wal-Mart overalls	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	ghostly To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	skewed The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	bouncing Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	wobbly The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	Oprah's bellhop's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	enchanted hand-crafted ice porter	3	EPIC	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	super-concentrated exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	huge bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	boiled shaking maroon shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	pulsating hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	boiled olive medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	enchanted rotten snack-sized ice rice	2	crappy	Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	fancy drinkable iced plum wine	4	good	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	miser's auspicious aromatic training belt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	up-at-dawn wholesome training legwarmers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	greasy training helmet of incineration of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	upside-down training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	jittery blurry self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	powdered abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dehydrated abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	vaporized spinning abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	modified abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	compressed twirling abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	dehydrated skewed abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	boiled upside-down huge pulsating abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	vaporized green blinking abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	boiled abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	mixed ghostly cyan shaking abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	mirror modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	normal VYKEA meatballs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	mediocre wobbly VYKEA mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	double-nitrogenated altered squat VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	wobbly VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	bouncing VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	knitted Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked VYKEA hex key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	blue bouncing huge VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	stale tin of submardines	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	tolerable weak narrow spinning bottle of norwhiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	compressed octolus oculus	1	good	Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	mirror friendly sinister sardine can key of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	dangerous norwhal helmet of the dark arts of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	frightening Fonzie's octolus-skin cloak of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed yellow perfect cosmopolitan	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	drinkable watered-down perfect negroni	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	aged upside-down blurry perfect dark and stormy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	bad strong blue perfect mimosa	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	perfectly mixed cyan perfect old-fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	smooth perfect paloma	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	energized pressed That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	ionized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	improved blurry lime green spinning Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	super-liquefied warmed non-moist gray Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	chilled deionized diffused Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	flattened quantum alkaline ghostly teal Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	Vulcanized spinning hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	energized magnetized communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	yummy huge blinking Crimbo salad	9	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	enchanted tasty bread line	4	awesome	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bark rootbeer	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	irresponsibly strong bad ale	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	baleful plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	occult plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	bouncing steel-toed plastic Crimborgatron	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	narrow blurry brawny plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	skewed stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	blinking BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	fuchsia Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	hand-crafted Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	huge Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	improved fuchsia pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	huge spinning stiffened baleful reusable shopping bag of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	manspreader's coarse hemp socks	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	Van der Graaf armband	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	red jittery iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	mirror pine cone necklace	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	Oprah's reindeer hammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	knitted elf ploughshare	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	blinking The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	shaking faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	tumbling faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	twirling nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	spinning experienced elven tambourine	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	veiny reindeer sickle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	upside-down bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	squat ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	teal twirling high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	olive mirror self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	twirling confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	olive exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	blurry Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	narrow ghostly bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	huge bland Kudzu salad	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	dehydrated blinking tumbling Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	hand-crafted enchanted practically non-alcoholic narrow Miss Graves' vermouth	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	spoiled The Plumber's mushroom stew	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	vaporized The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	perfectly mixed The Mad Liquor	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	drinkable squat Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	toothsome super-sized Mr. Burnsger	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	distilled shaking skewed The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	careful supercharged Newton's The Jokester's gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	skewed horrifying frosty strapping The Jokester's wig	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	gray squat reassuring wholesome The Jokester's pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	frozen polymerized deionized Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	bouncing replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	shaking battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	pulsating basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	pickled super-enhanced energized robin's egg	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	normal spinning robin flan	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	lousy robin nog	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	tumbling LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	spinning green plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	dry blue squat Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 18
8841	alkaline activated Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 36
8842	wet alkaline shaking infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 52
8843	nitrogenated can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 46
8844	double-dry chilled The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 30
8845	corrupted boiled moist bag of random words	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 47
8846	adjusted polymerized tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 23
8847	extra-polymerized twirling red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 15
8848	vacuum-sealed question juice	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
8849	flattened deionized aerosolized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 36
8850	Da Vinci's your cowboy boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	huge nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	bouncing blue upside-down nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	bouncing nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	sage quicksilver ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	jittery wool veiny smooth thicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	perfumed deadly wicksilver ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	nippy beefy slicksilver ring of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	olive Da Vinci's strapping sicksilver ring of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	shaking foul-smelling dangerous nicksilver ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	rosy-cheeked baleful ticksilver ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	gray pulsating wholesome sinister Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	ribald coward's shellacked Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	pulsating inspector's nippy hardened Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	jittery smelly Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Sinatra's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	electrified Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	baleful Newton's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of dire peril of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	bouncing veiny rock-hard Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	bland half-sized plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	decent plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	half-sized stale plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	adequate miniature plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	stale plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	flavorless plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	special decent shaking plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	good	Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	enchanted spoiled plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	crappy	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	half-sized flavorless plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	half-sized fancy bland plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2	decent	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	shaking frightening Socratic Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	blinking zippy curative Daisy's unclean bloomers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	blurry Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	flame-wreathed Van der Graaf Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	bouncing Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	tumbling blue scorching Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of wisdom of the wise owl of the dark arts of doom	0		Mysticality: 35, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	skewed Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	sharpshooter's brainy Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	tarnished poker face paint	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	skewed realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	tumbling gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	quadruple-pressed cyan narrow triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	ionized ghost bit	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	double-improved pickled buzzard feather	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	modified lion musk	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	super-sized decent bear claw	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	energized vacuum-sealed blurry rattler gland	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	moist half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	liquefied tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	stale huge rotting beefsteak	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	lousy firemilk	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	pickled electrified spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	diluted upside-down moomy dust	1		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	shaking clever experienced western-style skinning knife	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	tumbling reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	wobbly steel knuckles of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	ghostly The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	green LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	shaking Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	spinning Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	gray disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	squat disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	blurry red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	triple-colloidal demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	twirling red makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	gray blurry hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	maroon mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	narrow diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	upside-down frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	huge rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	teal shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	maroon quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	skewed briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	maroon one-gallon hat of the empath of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
8960	rosewater-soaked veiny two-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
8961	blinking Tesla three-gallon hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8962	teal rosewater-soaked Fonzie's four-gallon hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +3
8963	squat five-gallon hat of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8964	sharpshooter's six-gallon hat of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
8965	upside-down Van der Graaf Rosewater's seven-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8966	prompt chilly eight-gallon hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
8967	nine-gallon hat of the cougar of the glutton	0		Moxie: +20, Food Drop: +100
8968	up-at-dawn reassuring ten-gallon hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
8969	huge brawny eleven-gallon hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	non-frozen denatured narrow skin oil	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 38
8973	diffused diffused unusual oil	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 15
8974	corrupted activated red skewed eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 69
8975	cyan exclusive club	0		
8976	ionized wet alkaline patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 19
8977	aerosolized upside-down patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 28
8978	energized patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 41
8979	warmed patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 39
8980	activated anodized blinking patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 51
8981	nitrogenated maroon patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 57
8982	cold-filtered corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 35
8983	bad green rodeo whiskey	3	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	shaking forbidden real cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	fuchsia Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	lime green narrow Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	twisted skewed cyan armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	fancy adequate gigantic jumping horseradish	7	good	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	drinkable tumbling pulsating Sacramento wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	liquefied concentrated blinking Greek fire	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	energetic wizardly ox-head shield of Tarzan of James Dean of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	foul-smelling grievous dented scepter of vim and vigor of the brazier of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	Sherlock's stanky hardy fortified razor-sharp very pointy crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	spinning executive scorching boxer's battle broom of the sewer of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	narrow Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	huge careful electrified Oprah's deadly carpe	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	Lo Pan's wicked stylish codpiece of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	knitted stanky Van der Graaf brainy troutsers	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	miser's chilly quilted Sinatra's bass clarinet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	squat auspicious Sinatra's strapping fish hatchet of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	resourceful brawny tunac of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	pulsating fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	polarized nitrogenated mirror wriggling worm	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	drinkable fancy lime green bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	good	Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	Vulcanized galvanized blurry high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	wobbly flame-wreathed fishin' hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	stylish sonar fishfinder	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tumbling tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	blurry internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	tasty gray gallon of milk	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	blurry print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	pulsating screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	shaking daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	aromatic stiffened beefcake's First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	blurry yellow high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	stale small special star salad	2	decent	Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 20
9031	tumbling Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	decent twirling bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	good	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	enchanted bland mirror tumbling yellow browser cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	distilled artisanal hacked gibson	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	cyan Source shades of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	shaking software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	green missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	olive Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	narrow Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	blurry skewed blurry Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	pulsating Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	twirling Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	blue wobbly Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	tumbling Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	maroon Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	wobbly Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	gray Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	stanky occult slick plastic detective badge of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	scandalous toasty Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked bronze detective badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	blinking toasty padded deadly detective badge of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	blurry quilted razor-sharp dance instructor's Herculean detective badge	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	asbestos-lined greasy MacGyver's detective roscoe	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	non-magnetized tumbling upside-down shoe gum	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	Sherlock's brainy noir fedora of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	double-paned Jeselnik's weightlifter's trench coat	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	artisanal spirit-forward Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	stale hardboiled egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's hale stylish protonic accelerator pack of dire peril	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	blinking scorching Adventurer bobblehead	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	steel-toed bindle of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	fleshy lump of the empath of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	Van der Graaf stylish smoldering bagel punch	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	blinking resourceful shellacked ghostly reins	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	derringer of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	crafty Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	double-paned Spookyraven signet of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	thinker's tie-dyed fannypack of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	beefcake's burnt snowpants of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	arcane researcher's standards and practices guide	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	twirling olive blinking asbestos-lined frightening Carpathian longsword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	Usain Bolt's miser's shellacked Liam's mail	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	nasty Van der Graaf supercharged Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	jittery Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	pulsating rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Wrist-Boy of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	wobbly Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	wobbly compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	improved skewed Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 39
9108	twirling maroon lead umbrella	0		
9109	warmed dry maroon Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 45
9110	dry non-concentrated blinking shaking Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 24
9111	galvanized oxidized purple Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 59
9112	modified blurry EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 36
9113	boiled unsweetened Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 63
9114	improved skewed tumbling The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 47
9115	polarized galvanized narrow Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 50
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
9118	wobbly Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	bad high-proof olive Shot of Kardashian Gin	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	green Newton's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	narrow School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	red baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	narrow droppable microphone	0		
9126	watered-down bad shaking unidentified drink	2	decent	
9127	curative razor-sharp KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9128	bouncing aromatic studded Rosewater's discarded swimming trunks	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +1
9129	chilled diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 23
9130	irradiated colloidal twirling charisma potion	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 27
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	nasty pistol	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	diet spoiled twirling leftover pasty	1	crappy	
9135	watered-down mediocre pulsating very whiskey	2	decent	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	jittery li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	fuchsia li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	bouncing lime green li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	huge li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	irradiated lime green hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	extra-alkaline purple huge Prunets	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 30
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	upside-down squat baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	oxidized invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	double-Vulcanized invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	jumbo rotten raw sweet potato	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	rotten raw beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	gigantic bland mirror raw stuffing	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	delicious blinking shaking raw cranberry sauce	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	stale huge raw turkey	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	normal fancy raw mincemeat	4	good	Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	tasty raw potato	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	adequate jittery green raw gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	stale half-sized squat raw bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	blinking wool stylish mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	hale Da Vinci's glass casserole dish of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	ghostly stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	resourceful can opener of horror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	dried narrow turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	jittery wizardly glass pie plate of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	MacGyver's potato masher of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	rotten massive sweet potatoes	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	normal bean casserole	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	fancy yummy baked stuffing	3	awesome	Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	spoiled cranberry cylinder	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	toothsome thanksgiving turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	decent diet jittery mince pie	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	rotten wobbly mashed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	decent green warm gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	rotten bread roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	bland special fuchsia squat leftovers	3	decent	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	stale immense leftovers sandwich	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	gray megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	upside-down pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	blinking cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	pulsating eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	ionized oxidized blurry eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	high-proof mediocre eldritch extract	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	Van der Graaf Official Council Aide Pin of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	artisanal practically non-alcoholic special eldritch distillate	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dehydrated shaking eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	Science Notebook of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
9197	nippy Jim Carey's wizardly eldritch hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	tumbling ruddy eldritch pants of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	lousy eldritch elixir	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	Oprah's therapeutic Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	jittery counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	yellow sage ball and chain	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	narrow purple candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	wobbly veiny gingerbread tophat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	gingerbread waistcoat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	green gingerbread trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	blurry resourceful wholesome dance instructor's candy dress shoes	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	curative weightlifter's candy necktie of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	olive lion tamer's banded chocolate pocketwatch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	bland small animal part cracker	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	artisanal jittery gingerbread wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	stale thick jittery gingerbread mug	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	veiny gingerbread mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	manspreader's gingerservo of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	cold-filtered tainted icing	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	manspreader's gingerbeard	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	olive blurry greedy healthy gingerbread hoodie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	supercool beefcake's gingerbread pistol	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	Sherlock's fireproof marzipan briefcase	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	friendly creme brulee torch	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	toasty candy crowbar	0		Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	greedy smooth candy screwdriver	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pulsating manspreader's pumpkin spice candle	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	polarized deionized diffused gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	Annie Oakley's gingerbread gavel of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	lousy blue ginger beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	purple mirror spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	irradiated industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	corrupted chilled gray fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	bad practically non-alcoholic high-end ginger wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	plastic bad vibe of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	Jim Carey's plastic angry vikings	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	wholesome plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	squat quilted plastic Your Brain	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	experienced plastic Krampus	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	magnetized wobbly Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	concentrated activated shaking Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	polymerized flattened triple-corrupted Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	miniature adequate upside-down spiritual candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	bad squat spiritual eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	flavorless spiritual fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	normal spiritual gingerbread	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	olive shaking chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	skewed chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	wobbly My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	ghostly Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	squat No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	bouncing fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	bouncing gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	ionized alkaline rock candy	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	adequate maroon green-iced sweet roll	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	mirror fireproof Third Eye of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Krampus Horn of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	moldy fancy blinking hambrosier	3	crappy	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	smooth chakra-mental wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	liquefied flattened yellow chakra malt	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	bland miniature Black Angus blackburger	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	lousy brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	anodized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	double-paned veiny bad vibroknife	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	resourceful brainy crystal belt buckle	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	executive saffron antaravasaka of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	reassuring saffron uttarasanga of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	olive pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	blinking grievous thinker's Uncle Crimbo's hat of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	bland small mirror Eldritch snap	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	modified skewed hot jelly	1		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	compressed bouncing jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	altered jittery jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	powdered shaking sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	boiled twirling stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	normal toast with hot jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	small moldy toast with jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	tasty toast with jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	yummy toast with sleaze jelly	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	normal toast with stench jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	pulsating hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	wax hand of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	rosewater-soaked aromatic candle	0		Stench Resistance: 4, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	stale wax pancake	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	Jack Frost's Herculean wax face	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	hand-crafted wax booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	ghostly glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dehydrated sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	rotten sea truffle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	spinning crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	maroon recovered cufflinks of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	super-oxidized electrified gray LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	activated LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	vacuum-sealed colloidal tarnished narrow pulsating gray squat LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	mirror perfumed manspreader's electrified LOV Eardigan	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	miser's ribald grievous LOV Epaulettes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	asbestos-lined wool LOV Earrings of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	spinning gray LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	altered upside-down LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	narrow LOV Elephant of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	sharpshooter's eldritch scanner	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	liquefied anodized wobbly mirror eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	shaking LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	narrow auspicious smelly healthy eldritch hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	snack-sized spoiled green eldritch mushroom	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	blinking eldritch ichor	0		
9334	immense adequate eldritch mushroom pizza	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	cold-filtered blue eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	fuchsia Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	narrow narrow discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	twirling pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	blinking bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	shaking elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	mirror peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	skewed blinking bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	purple blinking cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	yellow shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	upside-down can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	olive lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	twirling blurry fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	wobbly bouncing slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	artisanal literal grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	lousy double entendre	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	aged Phlegethon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	hand-crafted Siberian sunrise	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	drinkable blurry mentholated wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	acceptable weak special low tide martini	2	good	Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	aged watered-down shroomtini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	weak aged morning dew	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	artisanal whiskey squeeze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	drinkable great fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	watered-down hand-crafted tumbling Gnomish sagngria	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	drinkable vodka stinger	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	aged special wobbly extremely slippery nipple	4	awesome	Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	irresponsibly strong lousy special piscatini	8	decent	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	bad Churchill	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	hand-crafted fancy soilzerac	4	EPIC	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	bad practically non-alcoholic enchanted London frog	1	decent	Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	watered-down smooth nothingtini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	tolerable weak eighth plague	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed single entendre	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	lousy blue reverse Tantalus	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	mediocre elemental caipiroska	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	tolerable twirling Feliz Navidad	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	hand-crafted yellow Bloody Nora	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	practically non-alcoholic lousy moreltini	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	practically non-alcoholic artisanal hell in a bucket	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	mediocre yellow tumbling Newark	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	lousy twirling R'lyeh	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	distilled tolerable enchanted jittery lime green Gnollish sangria	5	good	Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	fancy artisanal upside-down vodka barracuda	3	EPIC	Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	enchanted delicious watered-down wobbly Mysterious Island iced tea	2	awesome	Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	lousy weak drive-by shooting	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	high-proof special perfectly mixed maroon gunner's daughter	7	EPIC	Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	hand-crafted maroon dirt julep	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	drinkable Simepore slime	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	weak perfectly mixed Phil Collins	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	blinking gray toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	spinning toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	purple Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	ghostly exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	skewed spinning alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	skewed geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	delicious huge olive edible alien plant bit	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	twirling alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	upside-down alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	twisted alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	mirror alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	cyan zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	adequate miniature squat alien meat	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	dehydrated alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	skewed murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	chilled extra-corrupted alien medicine	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	delicious miniature alien salad	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	drinkable blurry alien booze	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	upside-down wobbly alien mask of the wise owl of James Dean of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	double-paned flame-wreathed extremely unsafe alien spear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	prompt baleful Samson's alien blowgun	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	spinning gravedigger's stanky alien loincloth of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	Temple Grandin's beefcake's alien totem of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	blurry Fonzie's alien necklace of incineration of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	olive mirror shaking spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	bouncing hale wizardly spants	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	jittery extremely unsafe personal trainer's spant shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	scandalous forbidden spant shoulderpads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	foul-smelling Van der Graaf spant backplate	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	knitted Tesla spant spear	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	nitrogenated murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	blinking spinning murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	skewed murderbot mask of the sewer of terror of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	denatured non-denatured murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	Samson's murderbot whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	yellow shaking upside-down lion tamer's careful murderbot plasma rifle	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	blurry murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	bouncing space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	squat Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	shaking Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	toothsome narrow Aldebaran sardines	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	drinkable skewed Centauri fish wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	diluted blinking mirror gray oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	Oprah's quilted Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	bouncing smelly ruddy Spacegate military insignia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	squat yellow zippy deadly supercool Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	pulsating Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	rotten alien sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	improved denatured olive Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 36
9477	shaking Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	galvanized modified fuchsia Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	ionized concentrated Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	corrupted tumbling Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	non-corrupted cyan bouncing upside-down Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	dry wet mirror Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	boiled green Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	ionized Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	small rotten Affirmation Cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	olive tumbling License To Kill	0		
9488	maroon Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	enhanced wobbly Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 65
9491	purple bouncing Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	spinning suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	spinning double-paned Socratic Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	bad skewed basic martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	drinkable skewed improved martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	weak acceptable splendid martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	spinning gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	chilly savvy plastic gundam of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	yellow Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	squat LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	ghostly Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	blinking Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	moldy meteoreo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	lousy meadeorite	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	upside-down maroon meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	maroon auspicious meteortarboard of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	horrifying flame-wreathed coward's meteorite guard	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	tumbling prompt zippy meteorb	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	horrifying stiffened asteroid belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	stanky Tesla meteorthopedic shoes of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	lightning-fast Fonzie's beefy shooting morning star	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	bouncing perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	fireproof razor-sharp blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	jittery pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	blinking dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	blue xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	pulsating exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	skewed X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	bad watered-down skewed yellow DUFRESNE Suds	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	mafia pinky ring of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9547	practically non-alcoholic bad flask of port	1	decent	
9548	zippy hardened contract enforcement stick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +20
9549	snack-sized spoiled purple Hide-rox&trade; cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	perfectly mixed strong jug of booze	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	Vulcanized jittery pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	modified non-frozen red temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	dried yellow tumbling glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	squat pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	aerosolized new habit	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	gray bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	shaking lion tamer's resourceful pearl necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	tumbling O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	twirling amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	ribald nippy Tesla medical-grade protection stick	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
9563	quadruple-improved pulsating roll of meat	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 48
9564	healthy mafia thumb ring of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
9565	quantum ionized cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	supercharged mafia middle finger ring of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	spinning cyan up-at-dawn shellacked steel drivin' hammer of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	squat toasty therapeutic mafia pointer finger ring	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	ghostly shellacked worksite credentials	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
9571	pulsating zippy smelly savvy slick negotiatin' hammer	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	forbidden mafia wedding ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
9576	twirling cool mafia organizer badge	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
9577	mirror mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	tiny stale unfinished fruitcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	Vulcanized polymerized narrow bouncing and cracker	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	hand-crafted neg grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	snack-sized stale fancy huge half double fruitcake	2	decent	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	rotten special hushed puppy	3	crappy	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	bland muffled muffuletta	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	small toothsome pulsating shushed potatoes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	ghostly plastic mime functionary	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	aromatic plastic mime scientist	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	ghostly chaotic plastic mime soldier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	baleful plastic mime executive	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	tumbling avaricious plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	special mirror temperance whiskey	1	decent	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	enhanced pickled blinking wishbone	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	spirit-forward special delicious Racisto Ruidoso	5	awesome	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	teal earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	spoiled narrow pulsating bran muffin	3	crappy	
9598	jumbo spoiled narrow blueberry muffin	5	crappy	
9599	tumbling silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	pulsating silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	bouncing silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	blue narrow silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	fuchsia silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	ghostly silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	skewed silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	olive silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	bouncing silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	blinking silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	mirror blinking fuchsia silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	twirling yellow silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	delicious stale cheer wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	adequate super-sized stale Cheer-E-Os	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	mirror cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	inspector's Jack Frost's cheerful antler hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	narrow censurious cheerful Crimbo sweater of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	Jack Frost's deadly cheerful pajama pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	cyan mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	drinkable enchanted executive mime flask	4	good	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	snack-sized rotten green nega-mushroom	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	high-proof artisanal nega-mushroom wine	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	chilled mirror Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	bland low-calorie mime army rations	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	drinkable mime army wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	distilled jittery mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	triple-dry frozen mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	dog trainer's Annie Oakley's miming beret	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	green skewed miming shirt of the storm of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	Oprah's Rosewater's miming corduroys	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	red groovy miming boots of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	prompt slick miming gloves	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	blinking donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	enhanced spinning digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	spinning mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	wool mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	asbestos-lined mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	shaking mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mirror mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	narrow flame-wreathed mime army infiltration glove of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	purple mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	skewed kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	special tasty extra-toasted half sandwich	3	awesome	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	drinkable triple-distilled mulled hobo wine	10	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	rosewater-soaked Herculean burning paper hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	stanky burning cape of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	aromatic frightening burning paper slippers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	Lo Pan's Sinatra's burning paper jorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	perfumed veiny personal trainer's burning paper crane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	huge January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	blinking deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	aromatic frightening broken champagne bottle	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	spinning cool tinsel tights of the brazier	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	cyan censurious aromatic knitted wad of used tape	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	narrow upside-down stanky electrified hardy silent nightlight of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	quadruple-boiled sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 36
9697	non-aerosolized non-dry lime green bouncing Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 28
9698	vacuum-sealed flattened pickled hot button candy	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 30
9699	family-friendly makeshift garbage shirt of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	miser's supercool novelty monorail ticket	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	pickled pills	1		
9702	twisted squat furry pill	1		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 20
9703	compressed yellow wobbly beefy pill	1		
9704	dehydrated twirling excitement pill	1		
9705	modified vitamin G pill	1		
9706	twisted maroon lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	denatured dieting pill	1		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 10
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	skewed Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	blinking Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	cyan blinking They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	skewed Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	blinking mirror flame-retardant healthy genie's turbane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	medical-grade genie's scimitar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	fireproof scorching genie's pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	toasty genie's bracers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	flame-wreathed psychic's circlet of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	psychic's crystal ball of courage of the cheetah	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	fuchsia narrow savvy psychic's pslacks of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	healthy psychic's amulet of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	flavorless miniature heart-shaped candy whetstone	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	flavorless tiny enchanted tumbling Swedish massage fish	1	decent	Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	perfectly mixed Third Base	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	bad watered-down Bustle Hustler	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	anodized activated modified squat blinking Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	liquefied ghostly Bettie page	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	diffused wobbly tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	non-tarnished deionized jittery heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	narrow Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	lime green heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	blurry olive Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	modified bouncing rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 54
9744	super-polymerized mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 15
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	non-adjusted rhinestone	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 41
9747	bouncing 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	yellow ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	thinker's Team Avarice cap	0		Mysticality: +10
9755	mansplainer's Team Sloth cap	0		Monster Level: +15
9756	zippy Team Wrath cap	0		Initiative: +20
9757	Mu cap of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	skewed Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	blinking jittery Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	gray Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	fuchsia Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	bouncing mirror Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	huge Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	mirror twirling Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	jittery Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	skewed Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	cyan Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	spinning Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	bouncing Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	narrow Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	ghostly Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	green Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	wobbly Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	ghostly Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	spinning Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	twirling Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	shaking Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	spinning Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	maroon huge Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	olive Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	twirling luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	blue smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	distilled blurry magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 50
9829	twisted squat brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	dehydrated glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	modified purple pulsating scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	boiled tumbling pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 10
9833	distilled lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 20
9834	mixed gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 35
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	teal FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	healthy shellacked FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	beefcake's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	wobbly double-paned FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	veiny Samson's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	gray tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	green LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	twirling LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	upside-down faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	blinking druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	spinning jittery flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	non-pickled universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	normal blinking wobbly FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	artisanal FantasyRealm mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	diet decent druidic s'more	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled ghostly sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	bad high-proof mourning wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	huge map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	narrow map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	flavorless denastified haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	fortified delicious bad rum and good cola	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	wet irradiated cyan Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	perfumed Van der Graaf arcane researcher's leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	blinking medical-grade padded Master Thief's utility belt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	spinning lightning-fast MacGyver's Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	jittery smelly padded Dragonscale breastplate of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	Jeselnik's smooth belt of Ogrekind of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	Sherlock's veiny Herculean The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	pulsating friendly nozzle of the Phoenix of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	razor-sharp brainy the Archwizard's briefs of incineration	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	Jack Frost's quilted the Ley Incursion's waist of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	family-friendly careful shield of the Skeleton Lord of bravery	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	huge rosewater-soaked chaotic extremely unsafe ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	huge skewed sizzling Rosewater's scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	tumbling greedy toasty deadfall branch of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
9894	inspector's wool Lo Pan's wicked groovy Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	acceptable squat two meat muck	3	good	
9899	stale chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	decent	
9900	decent huge chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	4	good	
9901	small flavorless chocolate Spider Queen	2	decent	
9902	mediocre hipster cocktail	3	decent	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	pulsating God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	maroon God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	jittery Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	blinking G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	cyan gattoo	0		
9912	huge twirling A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	mirror blinking crude oil congealer	0		
9915	spoiled squat good guava	4	crappy	
9916	bad gin and ginger	4	decent	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	denatured gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 40
9919	blinking SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	green SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	blue A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	diffused boiled Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	deionized nitrogenated Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	pickled bouncing red Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	rosewater-soaked reassuring Brutal brogues of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	resourceful smartaleck's Draftsman's driving gloves of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	Jack Frost's coward's MacGyver's banded Nouveau nosering	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	irradiated concentrated squat sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	improved pressed boiling broth	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	altered green interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	gray Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	upside-down kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	maroon Lo Pan's curative stiffened PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	squat Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	lousy Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	skewed wicked pentagram bandana of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	narrow mirror skull ring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	bland PB&J with the crusts cut off	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	purple huge steel-toed dorky glasses of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	bouncing purple Van der Graaf ponytail clip of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	maroon unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	distilled red ghostly pulsating Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	scandalous cosmetic football	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	Jim Carey's occult shoe ad T-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	huge pump-up high-tops of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	extra-irradiated liquefied polarized wobbly runproof mascara	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	arcane researcher's brawny noticeable pumps	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	spinning surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	mediocre everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	greedy supercharged denim jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	blinking ratty knitted cap of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	studded weightlifter's intimidating chainsaw	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic wobbly party beer bomb	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	delicious fancy upside-down jittery sweet party mix	3	awesome	Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	twisted party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	cool party pants of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	wholesome steel-toed party whip of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: 60, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	drinkable wobbly TRIO cup of beer	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	adequate skewed party platter for one	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	powdered narrow yellow pulsating Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	skewed wholesome party crasher of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	olive Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	upside-down latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	pulsating &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	perfumed Newton's snakeskin thighboots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	pulsating skewed auspicious crafty snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	Herculean cool snakeskin jacket	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	ribald veiny slime waders of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	spinning chilly sharpshooter's sage slime fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	flame-retardant supercool slime knuckles of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	fuchsia government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	hale thinker's government-issued slacks of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's government-issued eyeshade of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	dance instructor's arcane researcher's stylish government-issued necktie	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	grievous personal trainer's mutant arm of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	family-friendly personal trainer's Sinatra's mutant legs	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	purple mirror tumbling Oprah's wholesome personal trainer's mutant crown	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	adequate ghostly ectoplasm	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	stale bite-sized teal	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	bad bottle of vodka	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	thick toothsome pizza	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	bad martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	stale cherry pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	watered-down acceptable teal eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	narrow glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	flavorless thick jittery Hell ramen	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	weak hand-crafted gimlet	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	watered-down artisanal twice-haunted screwdriver	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	half-sized yummy candy cane	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	irresponsibly strong drinkable shaking runny fermented egg	6	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	decent snack-sized oldcake	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	bland traditional Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	lightning-fast plastic wild beaver	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	huge spinning medical-grade plastic reindeer	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	fireproof plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	plastic orphan of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	wobbly smartaleck's plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	ghostly yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	maroon Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	upside-down wool mansplainer's pristine walrus tusk	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	blurry thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	Jack Frost's clever Oprah's forbidden Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	lime green mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	small spoiled grilled mooseflank	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	rotten gigantic moosemeat pie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	Jim Carey's balanced antler	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	energetic dam	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	mediocre ghostly beavermouth	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	bad weak beaver punch (papaya)	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	lousy beaver punch (peach)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	smooth mirror beaver punch (cherry)	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	Sherlock's vibrating Canadian lantern	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	savvy muskox-skin cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	jumbo flavorless glass of raw eggs	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	artisanal narrow punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	mixed huge gray body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	up-at-dawn bauxite beret	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	blinking bauxite boxers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	wobbly Lo Pan's bauxite bow-tie	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	twirling double-paned Jeselnik's Tesla brainy Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	moldy squat sausage	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	stiffened boxer's red-hot sausage fork	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	squat bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	blinking jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	perfectly mixed weak beer	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	adequate huge yule gruel	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	fancy weak perfectly mixed hot watered rum	2	EPIC	Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	artisanal strong blurry bottle of Crimbognac	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	moldy Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	dried squat Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	upside-down Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	twirling Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	chaotic Crimbolex watch of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	tumbling experienced hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: 25
10082	huge yellow brainy chalk chlamys of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	careful hale chalk chain	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	rosy-cheeked sinister chalk chalice	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	chalk chinos of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	healthy stylish chalk chapeau	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	dog trainer's chalk choker of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	vaporized chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	pressed triple-Vulcanized candy chalk	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 20
10090	blue greedy smooth marble maebari	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	wool beefy marble mantle	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	frightening hardened marble magnet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	double-paned hardened marble mignonette bowl	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	arcane researcher's marble medallion of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	shaking knitted marble mariachi hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	vaporized blue marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	moist Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 32
10098	nasty shellacked punching bag	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	careful groovy pith helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	stanky Socratic poncho	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	blue Usain Bolt's pendant of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	mirror ribald thinker's palazzos	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	red mansplainer's healthy pseudoaccordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	diluted upside-down pieces	1		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	energized yellow Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 69
10106	scandalous deadly terra cotta truss	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	wobbly nippy quilted terra cotta trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	weightlifter's terra cotta tongs of incineration	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	flame-wreathed Sinatra's terra cotta train	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	ribald nippy terra cotta tie tack	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	smelly Herculean terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	boiled pulsating terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	adjusted terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 53
10114	velour voulge of the brazier of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	aromatic velour vambraces of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	tumbling skewed frightening velour veil of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	arcane researcher's velour viscometer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	wobbly Samson's velour valise of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	fortified wizardly velour vaqueros	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	boiled narrow blue spinning velour veneer	1		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	dry chilled purple upside-down Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 14
10122	red fireproof manspreader's glass suspenders	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	careful Van der Graaf glass shield	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	teal hale studded glass stetson	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	ghostly foul-smelling extremely unsafe glass spectacles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	twirling knitted glass shiv of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	Usain Bolt's cool glass serape	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	boiled huge glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	colloidal anodized hard candy	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 69
10130	upside-down beefy loofah lumberjack's hat of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	experienced loofah lei of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	purple manspreader's Van der Graaf loofah lederhosen	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	electrified deadly loofah ladle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	wool Rosewater's loofah legwarmers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	green blurry crafty Fonzie's loofah lavalier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	twisted loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	concentrated oxidized purple chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
10138	wholesome occult flagstone flag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	red upside-down Da Vinci's Herculean flagstone flail	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	foul-smelling flagstone flip-flops of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	twirling yellow thinker's flagstone fez of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	mirror executive weightlifter's flagstone fleece	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	double-paned smooth flagstone fringe	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	altered flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	tarnished Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 45
10146	spinning elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	fuchsia dog trainer's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	frozen tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	compressed huge prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	blue upside-down extremely unsafe tailored vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	elf army poncho of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	spoiled small elf army field rations	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	purple chilly manspreader's discarded bowtie	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	perfectly mixed watered-down martiny	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	altered alkaline licorice snake	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 69
10161	quadruple-warmed deionized virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 16
10162	modified pressed mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 16
10163	modified wet blinking narrow government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 43
10164	non-aerosolized double-unsweetened Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 38
10165	tumbling mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	smooth Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	spoiled bloodstick	4	crappy	
10170	artisanal bottle of Sanguiovese	4	EPIC	
10171	rotten diet ghostly actual blood sausage	1	crappy	
10172	artisanal spinning mulled blood	3	EPIC	
10173	normal maroon blood snowcone	4	good	
10174	artisanal Red Russian	3	EPIC	
10175	normal skewed huge blood roll-up	4	good	
10176	mediocre practically non-alcoholic shaking bottle of blood	1	decent	
10177	toothsome blood-soaked sponge cake	4	awesome	
10178	tolerable watered-down vampagne	2	good	
10179	rotten miniature narrow plain snowcone	2	crappy	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	wobbly money bag	0		
10182	squat money bag	0		
10183	cyan money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	wobbly bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	shaking PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	huge sizzling stiffened PirateRealm eyepatch of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	upside-down bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	red tumbling shaking skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	red curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	blurry recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	squat Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	thick spoiled crabsicle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	artisanal ghostly bottle of dark rhum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	drinkable triple-distilled bottle of extra-dark rhum	9	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	lousy olive bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	deionized modified pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	blinking blurry nippy slick conquistador's breastplate	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	grievous beefcake's pirate pantaloons	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	reassuring weightlifter's pirate radio ring	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	jumbo special adequate purple pineapple slab	5	good	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	bland maroon huge hibiscus petal	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	dry anodized pulsating huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	pickled ice molecule	1		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	blinking Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	blurry Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	ghostly Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	pickled pulsating pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	olive Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	greasy plush sea serpent	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	flavorless bouncing pirate fork	4	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	blurry Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	pulsating ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	rosewater-soaked occult piratical blunderbuss	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	maroon smartaleck's PirateRealm party hat of the dark arts of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	spirit-forward bad Island Landslide	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	drinkable Island Thunderstorm	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	smooth Island Hurricane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	fortified drinkable Skull Punch	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	mediocre bouncing Electric Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	mediocre Smuggler's Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	bad Scorpion Bowl	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	smooth fancy practically non-alcoholic Turtle Bowl	1	awesome	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	lousy skewed Cobra Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	miser's lion tamer's vampyric cloake of the brazier of temperance of the cheetah	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	flattened one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 67
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	twirling upside-down Da Vinci's savvy Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	cyan Jeselnik's MacGyver's supercharged medical-grade veiny quilted personal trainer's sage wizardly hewn moon-rune spoon of James Dean of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	wobbly Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	manspreader's Beach Comb of the cougar of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: 30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	wobbly grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	blurry small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	huge pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	mirror empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	pressed spinning magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	corrupted magnetized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	liquefied polarized green gray seashell	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	irradiated seashell	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	polarized galvanized blurry seashell	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	hand-crafted bottle of sea wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	pickled green kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	zippy perfumed fireproof ribald dog trainer's driftwood hat of the dark arts of the storm of the empath of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	zippy flame-retardant Jeselnik's foul-smelling manspreader's banded Samson's driftwood pants of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -5, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: 120, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	clever energetic hardy extremely unsafe Herculean brainy driftwood bracelet of Tarzan of doom of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): 4, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	wobbly Van der Graaf grievous stylish waders	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	fuchsia lightning-fast Jack Frost's resourceful spearfish fishing spear	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	Usain Bolt's Jim Carey's rabbitfish fin of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	twirling supercharged quilted grievous pirate cutlass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	ghostly huge nippy supercool tricorn hat of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	cyan Sherlock's rosy-cheeked swash buckle of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	Temple Grandin's vibrating meteorite earring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	bouncing purple double-paned extremely unsafe meteorite necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	ghostly rosewater-soaked frosty groovy meteorite ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	frozen non-unsweetened deionized Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 60
10290	ionized pickled alkaline chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 63
10291	tumbling hardened fortified driftwood beach comb of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	Tesla rock-hard whittled tiara of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	greasy horrifying Newton's whittled shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	deadly whittled flail of chilblains of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	horrifying razor-sharp whittled wand of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	nippy thinker's whittled flute of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	chilly whittled bear figurine of doom of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	wobbly wool padded whittled owl figurine of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	friendly strapping whittled fox figurine of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	green Usain Bolt's avaricious frosty chaotic whittled walking stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	normal spinning campfire hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	spoiled tiny campfire baked potato	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	normal low-calorie shaking green campfire s'more	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	huge stale campfire beans	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	moldy campfire stew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	quadruple-corrupted diffused olive leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 27
10310	twirling rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bouncing bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	gray Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	shaking blurry low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	immense moldy space chowder	8	crappy	
10321	extra-dry aged space wine	5	awesome	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	shaking packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	ghostly Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	blinking mansplainer's Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	rotten special bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	crappy	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	moldy big upside-down spinning flan del mar	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	moldy big Baja sopapilla	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	mirror jittery razor-sharp plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	smooth plastic sea elf	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	blinking Tesla plastic yuleviathan	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	huge brawny plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	horrifying plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	spinning red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	adequate blinking mana-coated yams	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	decent olive blurry mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bland mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	spoiled thick huge mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	blue human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	super-warmed triple-Vulcanized patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	altered blurry industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	frozen unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	boiled vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	vaporized blinking a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	extra-frozen energized tumbling organic potpourri	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	irresponsibly strong drinkable boot flask	10	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	enhanced improved blinking infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	boiled ghostly fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	spoiled immense guffin	10	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	compressed Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	altered non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	moist ghostly peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	non-polymerized energized green Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	colloidal wet cyan extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	olive envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	twisted livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	jittery micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	vaporized ghostly beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	greedy mansplainer's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	tumbling hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	double-polymerized non-liquefied jittery concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	chilled dry liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	wobbly map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	healthy forbidden Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	teal The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	olive Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	alkaline boiled lime green salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	wobbly up-at-dawn nasty ribbon candy ascot	0		Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	arcane researcher's anemoney clip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	blinking bouncing skewed runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	compressed super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	vibrating cool icing poncho of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	huge Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	irradiated glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	upside-down brawny Mer-kin rollpin of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	normal skewed bowl of mernudo	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	high-proof acceptable twirling fishelada	6	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	yummy lime green ojo de pez burrito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	narrow skewed waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	fireproof medical-grade nutcracker hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	gravedigger's strapping nutcracker waistcoat	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	fuchsia Usain Bolt's inspector's nutcracker pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	blurry nutcracker boots of the sewer of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	ghostly knitted nutcracker sword of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	groovy nutcracker drumstick of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	rosewater-soaked nutcracker beard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	gray smartaleck's beefcake's nutcracker cape	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	Tesla nutcracker epaulets of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	ghostly nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	special adequate salt plum	3	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	tumbling peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	moldy thick and bean	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	blinking coward's sharpshooter's kelp-holly gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	medical-grade Yuleviathan necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	narrow lightning-fast scorching peppermint spine	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	skewed executive steel-toed soggy elf shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	jittery chilly Annie Oakley's Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	dangerous Fonzie's kelp-holly drape	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	auspicious frosty nippy Van der Graaf Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	flavorless tempura and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	drinkable irresponsibly strong salt plum sake	6	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	corrupted aerosolized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	concentrated chilled shaking almond	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 28
10429	magnetized flattened handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	twirling nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	narrow greedy Retrospecs of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	pulsating purple unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	spinning Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	blurry mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	mirror lightning-fast scandalous frightening deadly Powerful Glove of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	double-paned shellacked hardened Drip harness	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Cold Resistance: +5
10442	smelly drippy truncheon	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
10443	ghostly Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	stale drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	tolerable narrow glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	miniature normal blinking drippy caviar	2	drippy	
10448	spoiled miniature olive drippy plum(?)	2	drippy	
10449	drippy stake of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	wobbly drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	twirling coin	0		
10455	mirror bouncing mushroom	0		
10456	green deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	double-cold-filtered green narrow fizzy soda	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 58
10459	pickled healthy juice	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 39
10460	lime green hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	skewed fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	tumbling wobbly bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	wobbly boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	Usain Bolt's cape	0		Initiative: +80
10467	slick back shell of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	olive Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	purple spinning Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	skewed bony back shell of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
10473	shaking frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	frozen magnetized warmed blooper ink	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 14
10475	coin	0		
10476	red rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	huge plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	pulsating blue rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	upside-down Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	red free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	wobbly bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	green free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	jittery colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	massive normal mushroom filet	7	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	distilled mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	smooth watered-down mushroom whiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	arcane researcher's mushroom cap of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	up-at-dawn fireproof hardy Herculean mushroom shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	shaking asbestos-lined mansplainer's resourceful medical-grade mushroom pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	electrified MacGyver's Oprah's steel-toed mushroom badge	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	bouncing pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	narrow plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	irradiated piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	Newton's kettle bell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	prompt glued-together crystal ball	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	friendly martini dregs	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	pulsating brainy flickering flashlight	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	spinning ribald crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	dangerous outmoded fidget toy	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	blurry wicked flimsy ski pole	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	ghostly occult discarded finger painting	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	Socratic pizza box	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	wobbly clever stiffened chipped coffee mug	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	stanky Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	pulsating drippy grub	0		
10516	blinking drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	blinking drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	bad drippy pilsner	4	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	fireproof gory drippy orb	0		Hot Resistance: +3
10531	upside-down annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	huge Guzzlr tablet of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	blurry teal Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	mirror bouncing Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	shellacked Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	ghostly Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	hand-crafted enchanted weak pulsating Ghiaccio Colada	2	EPIC	Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	drinkable watered-down fancy Sourfinger	2	good	Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	tolerable Nog-on-the-Cob	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	perfectly mixed mirror Steamboat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	spirit-forward mediocre maroon Buttery Boy	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	clown car key of the businessman of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	Sherlock's batting cage key of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	wool mansplainer's Annie Oakley's aqu&iacute;	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	inspector's rosewater-soaked nippy knob labinet key	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	smelly energetic Sinatra's weremoose key	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	tumbling strapping peg key	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	nasty kekekey	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	foul-smelling rabbit's foot key	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	hale groovy knob shaft skate key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	knitted Jeselnik's ice key of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	miser's anchovy can key	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	smartaleck's cactus key of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	ghostly gravedigger's banded f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	reassuring treasure chest key of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	sharpshooter's razor-sharp smooth demonic key	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	aromatic key sausage	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	chilly knob treasury key of terror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	blinking double-paned vibrating scrap key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	lime green wholesome experienced rose key	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	blinking music box key of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	red personal trainer's Fonzie's actual skeleton key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	asbestos-lined Fonzie's deep-fried key of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	wool crafty discarded bike lock key	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	shaking Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	squat Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	oxidized dry ghostly marshroom	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 45
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	maroon Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	irradiated salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
10577	double-vacuum-sealed galvanized writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 24
10578	activated gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 14
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	lime green dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	blurry packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	birch battery of doom of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	Usain Bolt's padded strapping ebony epee	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	Tesla educational weeping willow wand	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	Usain Bolt's sizzling educational beechwood blowgun	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	upside-down lion tamer's educational maple magnet of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	blurry clever grievous hemlock helm of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	bouncing sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	squat double-paned gravedigger's balsam barrel of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	frozen twirling redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	wobbly Samson's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of Gandalf of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	bouncing ghostly wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	pulsating friendly hardy wholesome sage slick wormwood wedding ring	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	prompt ert grey goo ring	0		Adventures: +3
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	twirling Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	quantum moist maroon Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	extra-magnetized narrow Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	fancy delicious Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	awesome	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	green Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	enhanced Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Yeg's Motel shower cap of courage of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	wool Yeg's Motel bathrobe of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	ghostly ghostly frosty smooth Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	bouncing jittery Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	wobbly frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	mirror greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	red pulsating onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	pulsating onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	maroon onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	squat alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	cyan alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	wobbly alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	upside-down electrified Newton's smartaleck's Cargo Cultist Shorts of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	wobbly complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	lousy watered-down flask of moonshine	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	mansplainer's dance instructor's sea-worn candlestick of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	polarized quadruple-irradiated null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	jittery gray flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	enchanted spoiled massive chocolate chip muffin	7	crappy	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 25
10644	bouncing Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	squat box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	huge gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	ghostly greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	anodized bouncing ghostly twirling fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	electrified ghostly fuchsia boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed skewed cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	extra-polymerized overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	dry vacuum-sealed hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	double-concentrated flattened hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	extremely unsafe Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	Crimbo smile of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	horrifying SalesCo sample kit	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	galvanized quadruple-energized blinking candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	dry magnetized jittery sugar	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	diffused aerosolized multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	bouncing thinker's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	steel-toed plastic multi-level marketer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	blue chaotic plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	rosy-cheeked plastic Mirth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	purple Jack Frost's plastic Penny	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	twirling overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	neck wreath of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	upside-down steel-toed shining star cap	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	knitted nativity shorts	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	twirling inspector's savvy myrrh pouch	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	steel-toed occult frankincenser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	skewed MacGyver's gilded trumpet of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	banded &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	wobbly up-at-dawn wine carrier	0		Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	stylish candy bucket	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	modified fuchsia prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	galvanized imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	super-cold-filtered blurry hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	fuchsia government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	blinking government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	skewed Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	cyan Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	wobbly food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	blurry shellacked arcane researcher's fruit bat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	wicked experienced tinsel orb	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	blinking huge wicked snowpack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	hardened banded Satan hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	narrow Tesla Crimbo stockings of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	jittery green coward's poncho de azucar of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	lime green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	red The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	pulsating pulsating The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	twirling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	flavorless small and pepper (stale)	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	hand-crafted cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	pulsating fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	huge nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	upside-down goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	delicious wobbly red barrel-aged eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	bland hand-crafted candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	normal drive-thru burger	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	mediocre special Boulevardier cocktail	3	decent	Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	boiled corrupted Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	flavorless bowl full of jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	enchanted watered-down tolerable tumbling Eye and a Twist	2	good	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	pressed diffused narrow Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	green twirling digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	ghostly packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	wobbly spinning robo-battery	0		
10736	squat Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	frozen battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	chilled oxidized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	unsweetened unsweetened battery (D)	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	concentrated moist battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	adjusted battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	polymerized alkaline bouncing battery (car)	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	perfectly mixed marshmallow bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	bouncing packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	denatured magnetized short beer	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	unsweetened improved short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	galvanized boiled short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	ionized squat short glass of water	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	colloidal short	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	blue quantum of familiar	0		
10759	scorching rosy-cheeked familiar scrapbook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	green packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	arcane researcher's Sinatra's supercool fedora-mounted fountain	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	Usain Bolt's frightening wizardly sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	up-at-dawn zippy strapping porkpie-mounted popper	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	fuchsia rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	spinning wobbly rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	jittery rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	fancy bland fire crackers	3	decent	Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	Catherine Wheel of the glutton of the cheetah	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	spinning greasy smelly rocket boots	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	coward's fortified sparkler	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	dry ionized Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	enhanced polymerized triple-corrupted huge The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	liquefied squat Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	triple-denatured ionized Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	chilled Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	wicked extra-large utility candle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	veiny runed taper candle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	greasy brawny smooth novelty sparkling candle	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	crafty Sinatra's Abracandalabra	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	skewed family-friendly Lo Pan's extra-wide head candle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	magnetized denatured extra-frozen ghostly natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	ionized twirling rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	magnetized double-diffused banana candle	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	nitrogenated adjusted nitrogenated ear candle	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	altered votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	toasty water candle	0		Hot Damage: +5, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	miser's B. L. A. R. T.	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	huge Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	bouncing empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	wobbly pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	zippy gravedigger's sinister groovy slick industrial fire extinguisher of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	blurry The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	upside-down The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	purple French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	tumbling packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	zippy sharpshooter's Daylight Shavings Helmet of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	olive twirling eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	huge yummy bread man	7	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	fancy bland plain candy cane	3	decent	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	yummy super-sized flour cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	electrified plastic food lab	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	Sherlock's plastic nog lab	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	red auspicious plastic chem lab	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	skewed brainy plastic primary lab	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	steel-toed plastic Cheer Core	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	wobbly packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	stanky shellacked ice crown of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	spinning knitted Samson's thinker's jeans	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	extremely unsafe weightlifter's ice wrap of the glutton	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	delicious super-sized tofu pop	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	rotten huge bowl of prescription candy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	special toothsome fishcake	4	awesome	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	yummy low-calorie ghostly bone broth	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	stale thick spinning star pop	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	watered-down aged Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	artisanal weak Doc's Smartifying Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	drinkable Doc's Limbering Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	drinkable watered-down Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	vaporized teal Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	distilled twirling wobbly Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	boiled Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	diluted huge gray Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	pressed flattened anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	ionized flattened olive anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	anodized super-pressed anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	double-flattened anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	double-adjusted anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	altered diffused moist mirror anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	bad distilled Doc's Special Reserve Wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	bland bread pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	mediocre special pulsating clear Russian	3	decent	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	green narrow gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	blinking gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	chaotic cozy scarf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	special decent small huge Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	non-wet colloidal fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	narrow hardy third ear	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	bouncing blurry MacGyver's peppermint-scented socks	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	depleted Crimbonium football helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	tumbling synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	diet adequate &quot;caramel&quot;	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	hardened self-repairing earmuffs	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	yellow universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	greedy yule hatchet	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	flavorless immense lab-grown meat	7	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	Fonzie's fleece	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	huge pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	scorching Annie Oakley's fortified can of mixed everything	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	spinning narrow Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	enchanted yummy snack-sized bouncing meatball	2	awesome	Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	narrow cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	modified fried air	1		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	ghostly 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	shaking carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	altered astral energy drink	1		
10884	skewed mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	deadly personal trainer's magnifying glass of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	weak perfectly mixed void lager	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	moldy twirling void burger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	Samson's void shard of the ox of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	jittery undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	Tesla combat lover's locket	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	baleful cool unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100
10900	teal MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	flattened lime green emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	green wobbly survival knife of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	crank-powered radio on a lanyard of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	nippy headlamp	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	shaking supercharged wicked thermal blanket	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	jittery nasty atlas of local maps	0		Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	extra-nitrogenated blinking spare battery	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	yellow huge space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	quantum chilled red tumbling single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	unsweetened gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	rotten pulsating 20-lb can of rice and beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	snack-sized adequate expired MRE	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	normal small cool mint precipice bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	snack-sized flavorless carrot cake precipice bar	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	skewed The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	twirling packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	lightning-fast ruddy weightlifter's June cleaver	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	tolerable Dad's brandy	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	teal mirror padded teacher's pen of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	stale fire-roasted lake trout	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	normal guilty sprout	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	Samson's mother's necklace of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	double-ionized extra-Vulcanized narrow trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	vacuum-sealed red savings bond	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	green designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	boiled sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	upside-down yellow dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	chilly pterodactyl rifle	0		Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	green dinosaur dart	0		
10941	pressed jittery Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 32
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	ghostly greedy camouflage vest	0		Meat Drop: +20
10944	blurry Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	pulsating dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	Jim Carey's arcane researcher's Fonzie's awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25
10948	supercharged reflective vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
10949	therapeutic dinosaur	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
10950	cyan Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	shaking pulsating packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	horrifying arcane researcher's Jurassic Parka	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	blurry autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	nitrogenated maroon autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	perfectly mixed high-proof AutumnFest ale	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	flame-retardant nasty grievous autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	olive blinking friendly energetic studded autumn debris shield of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	bland autumn-spice donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	pressed autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	skewed shaking Jack Frost's supercharged autumn leaf pendant of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	powdered squat autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	energized autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	watered-down drinkable enchanted Oopsie IPA	2	good	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	bland ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	moldy bouncing gray Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	diet rotten enchanted roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	1	crappy	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	bland shaking St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	immense stale Pete's wiley whey bar	8	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	tasty pulsating Pete's rich ricotta	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	mediocre fancy Boris's beer	3	decent	Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	adequate honey bun of Boris	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	low-calorie bland Boris's bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	green pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	huge Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	narrow gray Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	spoiled massive baked veggie ricotta casserole	10	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	spoiled plain calzone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	spoiled roasted vegetable focaccia	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	moldy tumbling Pizza of Legend	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	spoiled Calzone of Legend	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	bouncing Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	tumbling teal Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	blinking cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	massive stale enchanted Deep Dish of Legend	10	decent	Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	blurry clever prohie's hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	ionized triple-denatured spinning imported taffy	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	upside-down dance instructor's Charleston shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	zippy healthy rare oboe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	pulsating prompt bullet necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	delicious swamp haunch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	scandalous beefy gator shades	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	blinking milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	artisanal Charleston Choo-Choo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	practically non-alcoholic drinkable gray Velvet Veil	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	lousy yellow Marltini	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	acceptable wobbly Strong, Silent Type	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	acceptable Mysterious Stranger	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Champagne Shimmy	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	olive ghostly vibrating razor-sharp ceramic cestus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	greasy ceramic centurion shield of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	maroon rosy-cheeked ceramic celery grater of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	blinking Usain Bolt's auspicious Oprah's ceramic celsiturometer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	family-friendly smooth ceramic cerecloth belt of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	narrow purple forbidden Newton's groovy ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	diluted ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	triple-flattened tumbling extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 41
11028	teal Tesla Herculean chiffon chevrons of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	personal trainer's Socratic chiffon chapeau of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	tumbling chilly personal trainer's beefcake's chiffon chamberpot	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	teal Van der Graaf Oprah's chiffon chemise of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	wool clever chiffon chakram of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	Jeselnik's mansplainer's brawny chiffon chaps	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	dehydrated chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	pickled skewed chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 17
11036	massive delicious chocomotive	6	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	normal skewed freightcake	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	mediocre fortified cyan cabooze	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	pulsating plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	Fonzie's plastic passenger car	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	double-paned plastic dining car	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	hale sinister plastic coal car	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	executive plastic locomotive	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	shaking wobbly packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	blinking Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	tumbling Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	alkaline warmed non-warmed spinning Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 62
11051	dry anodized Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 23
11052	super-irradiated Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 15
11053	electrified upside-down Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 52
11054	aerosolized Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 26
11055	unsweetened pressed Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 32
11056	mirror shaking ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	studded Trainbot harness	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11059	green ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	cyan bouncing Van der Graaf supercharged thinker's head-mounted Trainbot	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	manspreader's personal trainer's Sinatra's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	curative Newton's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	weak hand-crafted jittery dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	olive upside-down Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	decent blurry honey-drenched ham slice	4	good	
11071	fortified acceptable mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	5	good	
11072	bland Crimbo food scraps	4	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	bouncing Trainbot slag	0		
11077	skewed industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	thick delicious steamed oyster	5	awesome	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	artisanal triple-distilled blinking Crimbosmopolitan	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	adequate Crimbo dinner	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	lime green train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	upside-down The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	green tumbling unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	fuchsia grubby wool	0		
11092	chaotic fortified grubby wool hat of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
11093	mirror lime green padded grubby wool scarf of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11094	spinning wobbly executive MacGyver's grubby wool trousers of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
11095	spinning zippy hale steel-toed dangerous grubby wool gloves	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
11096	jittery grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	artisanal nice warm beer	3	EPIC	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	dried jittery shaking fruity pebble	1		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	teal milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	wobbly bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	mirror whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	huge gray hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	jittery chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	adequate blurry pixel bread	3	good	
11113	lousy weak special pixel whiskey	2	decent	Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 10
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	flattened activated glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	activated teal mushroom	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	electrified alkaline denatured five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	moldy small super good fruit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dehydrated squat energized spores	1		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	mansplainer's strapping hot pepper	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	denatured warmed blurry out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	pickled tarnished dry fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	liquefied shaking flapper fly	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	drinkable lime green jittery shot of wasp venom	3	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	Vulcanized blurry filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	super-irradiated quantum shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	diffused polarized pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	adjusted upside-down pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	quantum irradiated angry agate	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	alkaline irradiated maroon lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	rotten small yellow shadow sausage	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	Rosewater's shadow skin of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	frozen alkaline shadow flame	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	super-sized decent shadow bread	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	practically non-alcoholic mediocre blue shadow fluid	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	upside-down shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	bad shadow venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	compressed shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	huge scorching Samson's shadow stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	sizzling educational bat paw	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +10
11148	pulsating coward's uncursed bat paw	0		Monster Level: -20
11149	lightning-fast vibrating savvy goblin cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
11150	Jack Frost's uncursed goblin cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
11151	censurious sharpshooter's dragon wishbone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11152	auspicious uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Item Drop: +10
11153	tumbling scandalous foul-smelling baleful smooth stats	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
11154	pulsating Van der Graaf uncursed stats	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11155	zippy inspector's arcane orb	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20
11156	fuchsia spinning deadly uncursed arcane orb	0		Weapon Damage: +5
11157	narrow occult machete	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11158	wholesome uncursed machete	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
11159	wobbly blue blanket	0		
11160	narrow uncursed blanket	0		
11161	Newton's supercool medallion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3
11162	uncursed medallion of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	bouncing shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	green shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	jittery shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	miser's supercharged therapeutic shadow chef's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	wizardly shadow trousers of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: 45, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	shaking bouncing Jack Frost's arcane researcher's shadow hammer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	fireproof nasty shadow monocle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	flavorless shadow hot dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	tolerable special practically non-alcoholic shadow martini	1	good	Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	twisted squat shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	blinking monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	corrupted diffused shadow candy	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	fuchsia replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	shaking upside-down replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	lime green replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	mirror replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	Fonzie's replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	ghostly avaricious Samson's replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	Jeselnik's Van der Graaf cool replica navel ring of navel gazing of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	auspicious therapeutic replica V for Vivala mask	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	bouncing auspicious Rosewater's replica haiku katana of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	twirling pulsating replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	purple wobbly wobbly replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	lightning-fast smelly resourceful boxer's replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	narrow inspector's thinker's replica Greatest American Pants of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +15
11210	upside-down spinning replica organ grinder	0		
11211	lion tamer's slick replica Juju Mojo Mask of the businessman	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
11212	squat censurious crafty arcane researcher's replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	lightning-fast auspicious nasty replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	green up-at-dawn replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Adventures: +5, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	mirror ghostly narrow replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	shaking replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	jittery cyan shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	perfumed wicked Cincho de Mayo of the detective of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	huge replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	mirror replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	blinking blurry replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	bouncing replica genie bottle	0		
11235	bouncing replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	yellow replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	hardened wizardly replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	fireproof Jeselnik's weightlifter's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the businessman of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +7
11242	blurry lard-coated mansplainer's Tesla wholesome dance instructor's brawny beefy replica hewn moon-rune spoon of James Dean of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: 0, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	gravedigger's energetic vibrating Sinatra's replica Powerful Glove of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 30, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	blurry executive reassuring replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of vim and vigor of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
11246	prompt ribald Annie Oakley's veiny padded replica industrial fire extinguisher of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	spinning vibrating wholesome replica Jurassic Parka	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	jittery replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	scandalous rosy-cheeked brawny replica Cincho de Mayo of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	upside-down up-at-dawn family-friendly Annie Oakley's cool &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	jittery Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	sinister Herculean pro skateboard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	spinning Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	gravedigger's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	skewed skewed avaricious perfumed toasty smooth Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	altered flattened huge tumbling scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	lime green Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	fuchsia Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	wobbly Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	improved diffused scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	blurry Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	olive Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	huge Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	blinking Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	artisanal lime green Sexy Cosmo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	coward's healthy deadly red-soled high heels	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	bite-sized moldy fancy cyburger	1	crappy	Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	upside-down quilted ncle leg	0		Damage Absorption: +40
11287	perfumed toasty rutabuga bag	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
11288	ribald mesquito proboscis	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
11289	spinning blurry Lo Pan's senate fly thorax	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11290	cold-filtered extra-magnetized bouncing bug juice	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 65
11291	pulsating cool spider leg	0		Moxie: +5
11292	wobbly sizzling beetle antenna	0		Hot Damage: +10
11293	blurry educational mantis skull	0		Experience: +1
11294	extra-concentrated jittery gray chitin powder	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 17
11295	ghostly pulsating daddy shortlegs leg of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
11296	twirling lion tamer's ruddy birdybug antenna	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2
11297	brawny thinker's kilopede skull	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20
11298	modified enhanced dry cyan skewed haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 34
11299	pickled chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 12
11300	huge pulsating sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	jittery claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	shaking souvenir flag	0		
11303	red name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	stale huge jittery watermelon	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	moldy spinning waffle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	beefcake's cat o' nine teeth of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	toasty padded tooth cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	chilly toothy trousers of doom	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	decent huge banana split	4	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	fancy bad bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	4	decent	Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	sharpshooter's baywatch of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	blinking Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	skewed Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	compressed blurry concentrated cooking	1		
11329	dehydrated olive meat	1		
11330	modified red pulsating jittery sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 5
11331	diluted ghostly purple hardening cream	1		
11332	mixed pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 15
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	lime green Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	tumbling narrow LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	altered sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 52
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	blinking A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	maroon flame-retardant rake	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	ghostly day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	quilted experienced autumnal aegis	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	polarized nitrogenated quantum distilled resin	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	blurry tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	wobbly tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	squat supercharged impromptu torch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	frightening savvy fig leaf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	dangerous smoldering drape of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	ghostly smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	spinning narrow ribald hale Socratic smartaleck's groovy leaf crown of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: 40, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	moldy leafy browns	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	anodized improved twirling spinning blue autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	quantum triple-irradiated narrow narrow coping juice	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	flame-wreathed lion tamer's Oprah's slick candy cane sword cane of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	bouncing wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	spinning Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	narrow Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	ghostly automa-bot parts	0		
11370	fuchsia ghostly security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	skewed handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	skewed Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	squat Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	yummy pickled bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	low-calorie bland salted mutton	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	stale corned beet	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	twirling pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	red pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	upside-down wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	yellow crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	thick toothsome peppermint donut	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	wobbly aromatic Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	bouncing sharpshooter's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	lime green military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	tolerable spinning Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	upside-down chaotic supercool savvy Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Crimbuccaneer shirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	strapping Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	anodized energized teal blurry Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	Jim Carey's Tesla Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	scorching manspreader's Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	spirit-forward delicious huge Crimbow Rainbo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	squat chaotic Elf Guard broom of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	ribald medical-grade Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	perfectly mixed old-school pirate grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	rotten yellow grog nuts	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	green steel-toed beefy sawed-off blunderbuss of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	bad spinning officer's nog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	olive peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	jumbo bland sundae ration	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	flavorless peppermint tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	toothsome big whalesteak	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	prompt miser's Sherlock's whalegun	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	jittery crafty Fonzie's Elf Guard clipboard of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	ghostly wholesome pegfinger	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	tolerable and claret	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	mirror baleful Elf Guard and beret	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	blue Oprah's occult shipwright's hammer of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	horrifying Tesla gunwale of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	mirror blurry inspector's hardened Kelflar vest of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	pressed nitrogenated twirling whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	reassuring resourceful Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	mirror fuchsia perfumed Elf Guard mouthknife of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	narrow knitted Sinatra's Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	huge sizzling Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	beefcake's massive wrench of Leguizamo of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	chaotic brown pirate pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	dangerous personal trainer's slick beefcake's Elf dessert spoon of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	gray sizzling arcane researcher's Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	upside-down Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	yellow veiny wicked free boots	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	wobbly Sherlock's Samson's beefcake's Elvish underarmor	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	double-paned dangerous Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	normal sugarplum ration	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	moldy jumbo huge tumbling gingerbread nylons	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	tiny stale rum-soaked fruitcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	flavorless tiny lime	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	spoiled bite-sized gingerbread pirate	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	bland cyan fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	hand-crafted watered-down purple mulled wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	practically non-alcoholic bad Swedish coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	acceptable watered-down canteen of eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	weak artisanal hot wine	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	acceptable triple-distilled Jamaican coffee	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	delicious flask of egggrog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	enchanted irresponsibly strong acceptable yule grog	7	good	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	rotten twirling wet tack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	flavorless tiny shaking whalecake	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	Tesla dangerous brainy gunwale whalegun	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	bad and claret	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	shaking smelly sizzling Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	sequin-encrusted sweater of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	Jack Frost's Da Vinci's cool replica Elf Guard medal	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	skewed Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	pulsating prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	smartaleck's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	upside-down careful fortified arcane researcher's barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	censurious Rosewater's Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	skewed huge precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	teal Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	yellow Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	narrow Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	Vulcanized teal military candy cane	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 39
11503	Vulcanized groggipop	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 39
11504	gray aromatic medical-grade moss mace	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	horrifying careful moss megaphone	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	upside-down Fonzie's brawny moss medal	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	sizzling moss mitre of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	ghostly educational supercool moss mantle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	knitted moss marlinspike of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	denatured jittery moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	vacuum-sealed upside-down moss floss	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 69
11512	twirling narrow adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	twirling adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	tumbling squat adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	spinning adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	altered twirling adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	deionized activated cyan adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 31
11520	padded occult crepe paper phrygian cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	frightening dance instructor's crepe paper parachute cape of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	toasty Jim Carey's crepe paper pie clip of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	squat foul-smelling forbidden strapping crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	Jack Frost's grievous beefcake's crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	curative smooth crepe paper polka charm of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	dehydrated blinking bouncing crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	enhanced pulsating crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 43
11528	bouncing resourceful beefy petrified wood war pike	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	manspreader's grievous petrified wood waist protector	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	mansplainer's studded petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	jittery crafty petrified wood water purifier of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	pulsating sinister petrified wood whoopie panama of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	upside-down greedy petrified wood walking pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	altered purple petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	dry double-unsweetened petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 25
11536	tolerable cybeer	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	pulsating squat upside-down chilly Crimbuccaneer war standard of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	tumbling scandalous Elf Guard war standard of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	horrifying frightening shellacked spring shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: 30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	boiled twirling ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	Vulcanized double-tarnished bouncing crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	spinning biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	teal irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	lime green huge quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	motion sensor of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	blinking rosewater-soaked Everfull Dart Holster of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	executive friendly razor-sharp experienced Apriling band helmet of the dark arts	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	wool experienced Rosewater's Apriling band saxophone of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	nippy sharpshooter's hale Apriling band quad tom of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	olive scandalous horrifying flame-wreathed lion tamer's Apriling band tuba of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	prompt rosewater-soaked clever energetic savvy Apriling band staff of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	delicious blurry yam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	perfectly mixed yam martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	lousy fancy blinking sweet potato o' mine	4	decent	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	watered-down tolerable Southern yam	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	acceptable watered-down sweet potato punch	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	flavorless big Mayam spinach	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	rotten yam and swiss	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	wobbly friendly beefy yam cannon of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	twirling yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	blue yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	double-paned frosty furry yam buckler	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	ghostly thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	sharpshooter's medical-grade brainy yamtility belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	rotten yam slider	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	enchanted normal mirror yam mayo	4	good	Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	delicious tumbling yam burrito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	ghostly Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	bite-sized moldy mini kiwi	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	perfumed banded studded mini kiwi bikini	0		Damage Absorption: 180, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	practically non-alcoholic acceptable mini kiwitini	1	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	twirling mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	avaricious fortified mini kiwi silicon tiepin of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	small adequate mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	smooth mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	super-pickled colloidal squat mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	non-alkaline Vulcanized improved squat mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	toasty mini kiwi whipping stick of courage	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	miser's mini kiwi icepick	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	tarnished mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	narrow protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	blurry protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	ribald nasty frosty messenger bag RNA	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	gray proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	rotten bacteria bisque	3	crappy	
11619	rotten ciliophora chowder	3	crappy	
11620	flavorless enchanted huge cream of chloroplasts	6	decent	Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 25
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	gray extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	twirling green untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	lard-coated wholesome wicked tearaway pants of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	narrow bouncing shaking baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	upside-down tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	lousy practically non-alcoholic Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	mirror longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	spinning Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	olive wobbly Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	ghostly boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	pulsating Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	chaotic blade of dismemberment	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	blurry Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	nasty lion tamer's embers-only jacket of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	bembershoot of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	snack-sized adequate wheel of camembert	2	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	avaricious sinister hat of remembering of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	twirling throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	reassuring Rosewater's bat wings of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	red ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	skewed ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	careful monocle on a stick of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	occult plastic pipe of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	ghostly squat rosy-cheeked fake arrow-through-the-head of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	bow tie of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	Jim Carey's fake huge beard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	MacGyver's astronaut helmet of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	educational feather boa of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	reassuring flame-retardant Sheriff badge	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	wicked Sheriff pistol of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	nasty grievous Sheriff moustache	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	avaricious veiny photo booth supply list	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	flavorless whirled peas	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	immense normal peaza	9	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	pickled purple narrow drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	modified Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	bouncing quantized familiar	0		
11680	teal quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	aerosolized denatured huge pea brittle	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	perfectly mixed wobbly peasco	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	adequate blinking blue piece of cake	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	green handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	red TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	flame-retardant stylish deft pirate hook	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	flame-retardant iron tricorn hat of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	Herculean jolly roger flag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	narrow sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	practically non-alcoholic artisanal tankard of spiced rum	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	lousy fortified tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	tumbling electrified governor's daughter's lace collar	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	governor's daughter's petticoats of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	spinning resourceful governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	grievous chili powder cutlass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	normal Aztec tamale	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	green mirror jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	green hardy groggles	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	ghostly purple anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	blue dance instructor's silky pirate drawers of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	chilled triple-tarnished double-dry peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	distilled bad hard cocoa	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	normal salmagumdi	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	clever plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	fuchsia sinister plastic St. Patrick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	healthy slick plastic Colonel Brando	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	maroon therapeutic plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	tumbling plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot; of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	blurry Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	pulsating squat Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	skewed Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	adequate coney haunch	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	ionized huge dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	lousy moai toai	4	decent	
11725	Van der Graaf moaiball of the sewer of doom	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	polarized four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	huge lard-coated thinker's potato jacket of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	maroon pulsating traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	mirror Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	prompt mansplainer's military orb	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	diffused concentrated rum ball	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 22
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	rosewater-soaked personal trainer's gravyskin hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	slick gravyskin buckler of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	huge Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked gravyskin skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	miser's Samson's gravyskin pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	warmed magnetized upside-down crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	jumbo rotten room scale bean casserole	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	ghostly upside-down fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	horrifying Tesla shellacked perfect Christmas scarf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	blue clever snowman-enchanting tophat of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	frozen electrified frozen twirling LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	twirling Annie Oakley's studded Congressional Medal of Insanity of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	high-proof perfectly mixed Easter grasshopper	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	drinkable Irish eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	irresponsibly strong enchanted acceptable canteen of jungle juice	7	good	Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	delicious tumbling narrow turchucken	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	perfectly mixed mechanically-mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	acceptable holiday trip around the world	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	bland chocolate ostrich egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	flavorless upside-down beef and cabbage	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	rotten small blinking squat candy rations	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	normal blurry double-candied yams	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	adequate massive twirling Christmas ham	8	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	decent holiday smorgasbord	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	asbestos-lined bejazzled eyepatch	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	pulsating Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	bouncing jittery Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	shaking Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	pulsating moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	auspicious therapeutic hardened smartaleck's egg gun	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	zippy sharpshooter's Samson's Herculean army helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): 6, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	squat candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	normal Thanksgiving ration	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	delicious Easter eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	compressed upside-down clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	wobbly Sherlock's gravedigger's Rosewater's boxer's nylon Christmas stockings	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	triple-oxidized jittery deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	chaotic experienced McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	Newton's McHugeLarge left pole of terror of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	lard-coated Socratic McHugeLarge right pole of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	pulsating knitted ruddy McHugeLarge left ski	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	Annie Oakley's Herculean McHugeLarge right ski	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	twisted lime green eXpand	1		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	huge brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	skewed datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	blue dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	jittery dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	huge dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	twirling dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	fuchsia retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	boiled upside-down cyan psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	wobbly fuchsia dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	mirror dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	narrow dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	ghostly OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	tumbling insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	twirling pulsating parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	olive geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	upside-down blinking ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	irradiated purple synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 39
11834	activated moist huge iDrops	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 16
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	squat new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	purple dark manioc	0		
11843	fuchsia Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	gray squat Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	olive stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	jittery grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	wobbly sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	mirror carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	upside-down cyan assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	huge Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	twisted yellow scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	mirror table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	drinkable weak pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	distilled bouncing phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	jittery Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	wobbly spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	dehydrated bouncing leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	adequate Heck ramen	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	flavorless burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	fancy rotten gigantic small beer brat	9	crappy	Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	spoiled small special blue peach pie	2	crappy	Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	delicious tiny twirling incredible mini-pizza	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	aged Divine sidecar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	lousy tangarita sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	acceptable weak gimlet sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	acceptable vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	drinkable blurry prussian cathouse sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	drinkable weak Mon Tiki sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	Usain Bolt's manspreader's April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	green spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	adjusted flattened bouncing wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	delicious watered-down Three Sheets to the Wind	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	spoiled immense pile of wet dates	8	crappy	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	wool wet shower cap	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	olive Fonzie's wet shower shoes	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	wet shower shorts of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	green wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	quadruple-galvanized activated wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	super-unsweetened ghostly maroon wet paperback	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wet shower radio of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	spinning wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	narrow educational birthday bloon	0		Experience: +1
11903	quadruple-dry fuchsia jawwetter	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 12
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	avaricious sinister Peridot of Peril of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	blurry terrycloth turban of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11907	prompt jockey's hat	0		Adventures: +3
11908	sharpshooter's hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
11909	personal trainer's extra-tight skullcap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11910	fortified sturdy pith helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11911	yellow pulsating Newton's bishop's mitre	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
11912	fortified tin foil hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11913	fuchsia nippy construction hardhat	0		Cold Damage: +10
11914	Temple Grandin's imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11915	olive crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	pulsating sage stylish bycocket	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	fuchsia flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	mirror yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	mirror resourceful steel-toed Axis helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50
11925	chaotic Axis fatigues of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10
11926	pulsating chaotic shellacked Axis suspenders	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	fuchsia priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	gray chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	lightning-fast Allied Radio Backpack of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	stale Skeleton Wars rations	3	decent	
11938	enchanted hand-crafted watered-down skeleton war fuel can	2	EPIC	Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
11939	tumbling skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	sage Allied Forces insignia of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	super-nitrogenated yellow Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	tumbling yellow bully badge of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	lion tamer's time cop top hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	modified bouncing jittery bouncing mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	decent mirror twirling toast with mixed berry jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	adequate super-sized special cup of sugar	5	good	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	stale enchanted squat Susie's cupcake	3	decent	Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	manspreader's Fonzie's the gun of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	tolerable weak wine	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	jittery purple sand penny	0		
11962	blurry green blurry undersea surveying goggles of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	bad weak Ocean-Touched Rum	2	decent	
11964	dehydrated squat mirror water-logged pill	1		
11965	decent kelp puck	4	good	
11966	spinning scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	tumbling scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	pulsating twirling scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	mirror sea gel	0		
11971	non-improved pickled shaking purple octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 16
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	olive packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	frosty dentadent	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	flame-wreathed shellacked educational blood cubic zirconia of Tarzan of incineration of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: 60, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	altered skewed blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	perfectly mixed pheromone cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	tasty special spinal tapas	4	awesome	Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	miser's grievous Samson's shrunken head	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	special hand-crafted wobbly Smoking Pope	4	EPIC	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 50
12053	yummy tumbling prize turkey	3	awesome	
12054	compressed twirling fuchsia medicinal gruel	1		
12055	immense bland full-sized pumpkin pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	delicious vodka cranberry sauce	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	adjusted activated yammed candy	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	massive moldy treasure chestnut	7	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	hand-crafted blurry mulled butter rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	polarized cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	squat knitted plastic left skeleton arm	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	tumbling Da Vinci's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	squat inspector's plastic right skeleton arm	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	beefcake's plastic right skeleton leg	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	smooth plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	ruddy savvy angelbone kilt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	olive tumbling strapping angelbone totem	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	pulsating angelbone chopsticks of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	greedy brawny angelbone mantle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	jittery angelbone dice of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	auspicious occult angelbone halo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	pickled angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	vacuum-sealed biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 32
12076	shellacked devilbone helmet of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	tumbling blinking blinking lightning-fast devilbone greaves	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	devilbone shinguards of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	Usain Bolt's devilbone corset	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	banded occult devilbone flute	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	altered olive mirror devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	frozen green Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 53
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	upside-down burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	ghostly Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	careful extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	mediocre tumbling Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	narrow crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	hand-crafted bottle of prize-winning rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	frosty sharpshooter's Santa-Slayer medal of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	teal Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	deionized enhanced denatured boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	unsweetened anodized blurry boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	energized bouncing boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	pulsating steel-toed rock-hard fortified smoldering vertebra	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 14, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	narrow smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	lion tamer's Oprah's savvy hot boning knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	Tesla Rosewater's fistbone of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	squat sizzling Temple Grandin's fortified burnt bone belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	pulsating censurious scorched skull trophy	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	adequate gigantic red wing bone	6	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	aged weak skeleton venom	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	dehydrated bouncing wobbly baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	squat blinking plastic skeleton rib cage of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	blinking bouncing dance instructor's plastic skeleton skull	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	Socratic plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	pulsating sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	spinning upside-down lightning-fast brawny scorched skeleton mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	zippy scorched skeleton shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	Sherlock's savvy scorched skeleton pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	olive squat messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	skewed Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	olive Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	narrow Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	spinning Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	teal twirling experienced fireproof bonesaw of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	bouncing studded smartaleck's vermiculite shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ship's lantern of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	fuchsia wobbly mansplainer's weightlifter's heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	adequate immense traditional gingerloaf	10	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	weak drinkable Scotch and eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	dry warmed counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	acceptable boozy &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	shaking crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	decent thick wedge of prize-winning cheese	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	activated gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 64
12179	maroon glimmering crystal of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	tumbling dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	skewed upside-down intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	jittery fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	modified altered Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	energized red Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	anodized polarized pressed Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	maroon bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	red executive electrified and dress	0		Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	censurious MacGyver's and dress	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	extra-quantum colloidal red dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	green resourceful dinosaur bone club	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	bouncing strapping dinosaur skull helmet of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	frosty extremely unsafe deadly dinosaur bone corset	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	extra-dry mediocre maroon Pork Elf cough syrup	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	huge Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	super-sized moldy rat pizza	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	huge lime green lightning-fast perfumed hoverboard of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: 100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	ghostly Jack Frost's sage left shark fin of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	fitness tracking bracelet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	modified twirling candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	super-sized normal discarded hot dog	5	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	mediocre weak most of a beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	shaking legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	bland super-sized can of tuna	5	decent	
12227	rotten massive alien salad	10	crappy	
12228	tasty diet ratbatatouille	1	awesome	
12229	moldy onigiri	3	crappy	
12230	stale crudit&eacute;s	3	decent	
12231	yummy miniature wobbly sauced mutton	2	awesome	
12232	tasty small hot honey ant	2	awesome	
12233	adequate low-calorie enchanted fuchsia tomb aspic	1	good	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 15
12234	normal bouncing later tots	4	good	
12235	rotten blurry Frutti di Scatoletta	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	bland spinning Pesto alla Marziano	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	stale immense Arrattabbattabiata	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	decent upside-down Orzo di Riso	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	toothsome Pasta Grimavera	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	toothsome huge Linguini Ubriacapa	10	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	half-sized moldy Formica e Pepe	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	half-sized fancy rotten Tubetto Gelatto	2	crappy	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	stale Gnocci Domani	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	skewed shaking Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	jittery second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	upside-down mega helmet	0		
12252	green perfumed Oprah's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
12253	rotten half-sized spinning premium turkey leg	2	crappy	
12254	tolerable high-proof shaking styrofoam cup of mead	9	good	
12255	gray twirling ghostly sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
12256	gravedigger's staff	0		Spooky Damage: +10
12257	careful lute	0		Monster Level: -10
12258	jittery shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	inspector's Van der Graaf The Wizard's Android of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	mirror ribald tactical jester's cap of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	skewed single-use sword	0		
12265	sage flimsy plastic helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
12266	skewed razor-sharp flimsy plastic greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
12267	narrow MacGyver's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Maximum MP: +100
12268	flimsy plastic shield of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
12269	bouncing packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	fuchsia skewed supercharged Portable Laughing Stock of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	red occult Newton's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25
12272	bland small classic banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	half-sized fancy toothsome blinking watermelon	2	awesome	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	miniature moldy upside-down quince	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	enchanted decent blue classic banana pie	4	good	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	galvanized pressed denatured essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	liquefied triple-polarized blue banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	mediocre Aesop Daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	acceptable lime green Monkey Congress	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	bite-sized decent watermelon pie	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	enhanced aerosolized concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	energized green Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	high-proof delicious ghostly Melonegroni	10	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	mediocre blue Melonade Spritz	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	adequate tiny wobbly quince pie	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	extra-aerosolized alkaline twirling quince quaff	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	denatured wet tumbling jittery Quickquince	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	delicious practically non-alcoholic pulsating Quiskey Sour	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	bad spirit-forward Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	weak bad bouncing Roth IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	skewed underdraft protection of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	miniature spoiled soybean futures	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	extra-diffused housing bubble	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	double-oxidized irradiated Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
12298	personal trainer's financial instrument of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	curative hedge fund clippers of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	bouncing Jeselnik's selling shorts	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	perfumed Van der Graaf 401k ring	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	skewed balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	non-ionized Vulcanized activated wobbly cyan bouncing invisible hand	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	electrified huge circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	extra-boiled adjusted ionized lime green mint	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	tumbling savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	twirling homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	powdered purple toxic asset	1		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	mixed intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	altered liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	blurry gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Malattia Becco Malbec	1	super ultra EPIC	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	bouncing blue Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	blinking wobbly Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	ghostly can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"