-1	perfectly mixed Petite Porter	3	EPIC	
-2	watered-down hand-crafted Scrawny Stout	2	EPIC	
-3	weak mediocre Infinitesimal IPA	2	decent	
-4	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bouncing eggnogtini	1	good	
-5	watered-down acceptable ghostly candycaine	2	good	
-6	watered-down acceptable jittery braincracker sweet	2	good	
-16	tolerable huge fermented honey	4	good	
-17	perfectly mixed tumbling moons-shine	3	EPIC	
-18	mediocre gin	3	decent	
-19	smooth fortified green ecto-nog	5	awesome	
-20	acceptable bouncing hot toady	3	good	
-21	aged gray hot choculate	3	awesome	
-49	tolerable weak Cyder	2	good	
-50	acceptable ghostly Oil Nog	3	good	
-51	weak lousy Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	2	decent	
-58	fortified drinkable narrow maroon Grimacider	5	good	
-59	bad weak Isotope Nog	2	decent	
-60	aged watered-down Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	awesome	
-70	hand-crafted Gin and Herring	4	EPIC	
-71	drinkable Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	good	
-72	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Antarctic Ice Tea	1	EPIC	
-76	strong hand-crafted CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	5	EPIC	
-77	acceptable green CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	good	
-78	aged CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	4	awesome	
-82	lousy squat Horseradish-infused Vodka	4	decent	
-83	watered-down mediocre Jerkitini	2	decent	
-84	hand-crafted Desert Island Iced Tea	3	EPIC	
-88	lousy strong mirror Crimbo Saketini	5	decent	
-89	drinkable Crimboku Drop	3	good	
-90	mediocre weak twirling Flaming Crimbo Log	2	decent	
-107	artisanal fancy weak jittery Fortified Eggnog Slurry	2	EPIC	
-108	lousy irresponsibly strong Hot Buttered Rum	9	decent	
-109	artisanal spinning Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	EPIC