1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	skewed seal tooth	0		
3	helmet turtle of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	fuchsia turtle totem	0		
5	spinning pasta spoon	0		
6	Sherlock's ravioli hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	strapping disco mask	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	boiled jittery moxie weed	1		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 10
15	boiled spinning strongness elixir	1		
16	boiled skewed magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	bite-sized bland noodles	1	decent	
18	wobbly tortoise's blessing	0		
19	Usain Bolt's asparagus knife	0		Initiative: +80
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	ghostly chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	skewed spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	blinking really really spider web	0		
30	maroon rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	squat Bjorn's Hammer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	tumbling greasy Dolphin King's crown	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	Jim Carey's Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Monster Level: +25
36	weightlifter's Knob Goblin tongs	0		Muscle: +15
37	executive viking helmet	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	blurry blue Lo Pan's Knob Goblin pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	jittery casino pass	0		
41	enchanted acceptable upside-down ice-cold Sir Schlitz	4	good	Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 45
42	hermit permit	0		
43	shaking worthless trinket	0		
44	skewed worthless gewgaw	0		
45	tumbling worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	bland hot buttered roll	4	decent	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	stale tumbling bowl of cottage cheese	3	decent	
50	arcane researcher's Rock and Roll Legend	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	tumbling ribald Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	deadly stone banjo	0		Weapon Damage: +5
54	olive tumbling smelly Disco Banjo of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	tumbling hot sauce	0		
57	manspreader's 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
58	ghostly stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	wobbly gravedigger's Mace of the Tortoise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	tasty huge ghostly fortune cookie	9	awesome	
62	squat supercharged oriole-feather headdress	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	shaking action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	Pasta Spoon of Peril of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	Oprah's stakes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
72	barskin hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	upside-down upside-down Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	ghostly stick of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
78	wobbly Usain Bolt's pretty bouquet	0		Initiative: +80
79	narrow bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	extra-dry artisanal ice-cold Willer	5	EPIC	
82	bouncing ring	0		
83	huge shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	twirling key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	fuchsia helmet recipe	0		
91	pulsating pants kit	0		
92	upside-down huge meatsmithing guide	0		
93	cyan sage basic meat sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
94	Temple Grandin's basic meat pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Sinatra's basic meat helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	occult dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
97	squat zippy Van der Graaf pimpin' meat hat	0		Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	red shrunken head	0		
103	yellow Samson's staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8
104	upside-down scarecrow	0		
105	yummy bowl of charms	4	awesome	
106	purple ketchup	1	awesome	
107	shaking catsup	1	decent	
108	tumbling stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	greedy basic meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +20
111	rosy-cheeked basic meat crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
112	bouncing maroon studded extremely unsafe meatloaf helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	upside-down smartaleck's dripping meat sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30
114	jittery dripping meat staff of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
115	jittery blinking Jeselnik's dripping meat crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
116	toasty Bugfinder Blade of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5
117	squat Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	green sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	wobbly cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	ghostly Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	tumbling red empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	banded Gnollish autoplunger	0		Damage Absorption: +100
128	upside-down frightening meat pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	Usain Bolt's third-hand nunchaku	0		Initiative: +80
130	skewed Sherlock's eyepatch	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	ghostly tires	0		
137	bouncing dope wheels	0		
138	squat ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	spinning valuable trinket	0		
140	wobbly dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	spinning cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	green barbed-wire fence	0		
146	blurry cyan dinghy plans	0		
147	boxer's eXtreme meat sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10
148	squat steel-toed eXtreme meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 9
149	squat beefcake's eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Muscle: +25
150	frightening MacGyver's Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	bouncing educational groovy Elder Turtle Shell	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	energetic Colander of Em-er'il of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	aromatic friendly Ancient Saucehelm	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	fuchsia healthy occult Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	cyan manspreader's smooth El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	narrow Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	gray ghostly wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	flavorless jumbo shaking ghuol egg	5	decent	
162	rotten miniature lime green ghuol egg quiche	2	crappy	
163	green shaking nippy skeleton bone	0		Cold Damage: +10
164	blinking smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	narrow ghuol ears	0		
167	adequate ghostly ghuol-ear kabob	3	good	
168	chilly bone rattle	0		Cold Damage: +5
169	wobbly bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	rotten low-calorie lihc eye pie	1	crappy	
172	red gnoll lips	0		
173	gray taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	bland uncooked chorizo	4	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	huge detective skull	0		
179	bland chorizo taco	4	decent	
180	smooth ghostly ice-cold fotie	3	awesome	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	fuchsia bat guano	0		
189	bouncing guano coffee cup	0		
191	hale batskin belt	0		Maximum HP: +20
192	squat batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	hardened Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only
195	bouncing flame-retardant eXtreme nose ring	0		Hot Resistance: +1
196	blurry disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	nippy ring	0		Cold Damage: +10
200	bland rat appendix kabob	4	decent	
201	flavorless jumbo bat wing kabob	5	decent	
202	spoiled special carob chunks	3	crappy	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 25
203	herbs	0		
204	adequate carob chunk cookies	3	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	awesome	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	ghostly decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	greedy ribald filthy corduroys	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	squat Sinatra's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	toothsome fancy carob brownies	4	awesome	Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 25
217	rotten tumbling jittery herb brownies	3	crappy	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	olive gnoll teeth	0		
221	cyan savvy gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
222	fuchsia phat turquoise bead	0		
223	blurry extremely unsafe phat turquoise bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
224	maroon Newton's eyepatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	flavorless fancy tofu casserole	3	decent	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 10
226	twisted shaking can of Red Minotaur	1	good	Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 15
227	steel-toed Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9
228	cyan bouncing Lo Pan's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
229	zippy Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Initiative: +20
230	spinning fuchsia Sinatra's dead guy's watch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	green Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	medical-grade Bigger Bugfinder Blade of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
236	wobbly Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	artisanal bottle of gin	4	EPIC	
238	artisanal practically non-alcoholic blurry fuchsia bottle of vodka	1	EPIC	
239	energetic dance instructor's Orcish baseball cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	greasy smelly Orcish cargo shorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Orcish frat-paddle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
242	bland upside-down	4	decent	
243	decent massive grapefruit	7	good	
244	yummy grapes	3	awesome	
245	adequate bouncing bouncing olive	4	good	
246	super-sized rotten tomato	5	crappy	
247	spinning fermenting powder	0		
248	spirit-forward perfectly mixed salty dog	5	EPIC	
249	bad bloody mary	3	decent	
250	artisanal fancy skewed screwdriver	3	EPIC	Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 10
251	artisanal martini	4	EPIC	
252	perfectly mixed extra-dry bloody beer	5	EPIC	
253	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mirror shot of schnapps	1	good	
254	delicious shot of grapefruit schnapps	4	awesome	
255	practically non-alcoholic tolerable fine wine	1	good	
256	aged watered-down shot of tomato schnapps	2	awesome	
257	fortified artisanal extra-spicy bloody mary	5	EPIC	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	snack-sized decent skewed White Citadel fries	2	good	
261	bite-sized special spoiled White Citadel burger	1	crappy	Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
262	normal piece of wedding cake	3	good	
263	delicious big blue chocolate chips	5	awesome	
264	yummy half-sized special jittery chocolate chip cookies	2	awesome	Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 20
265	Jeselnik's satin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	weak tolerable spinning lightning	2	good	
267	arcane researcher's mullet wig	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	avaricious meat cowboy hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	mirror scorching sword	0		Hot Damage: +25
270	picket fence	0		
271	modified red blurry blurry barbell	1		
272	boiled wobbly upside-down concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	vaporized blue moxie weed	1		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 50
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	modified purple wobbly twirling extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 15
278	diluted blurry tumbling mirror jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	modified pulsating ghostly suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	green gasmask of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	jittery Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	jittery tumbling blue Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	miser's walrus-tusk earring	0		Meat Drop: +10
286	gray ring of half-assed regeneration of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
287	frightening Boris's ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	squat Jarlsberg's earring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
290	upside-down Sneaky Pete's breath spray of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
291	narrow pulsating hale Rosewater's can of maces	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
292	sinister rubber axe	0		Spell Damage: +10
293	twirling cyan Jim Carey's thinker's chef's hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	skewed pail of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	huge fuchsia dangerous demonskin trousers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	fireproof dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	quantum upside-down tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 45
298	dry bouncing twirling lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 32
299	dry yellow pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 37
300	super-galvanized oxidized fuchsia jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 12
301	flat dough	0		
302	rotten Knob sausage	3	crappy	
303	small normal huge Knob mushroom	2	good	
304	jittery dry noodles	0		
305	bouncing Knob Goblin harem pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	blue upside-down cool Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	deionized polymerized Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 40
308	slick Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	narrow stanky Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	sinister Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Spell Damage: +10
311	hill of beans	0		
312	lightning-fast Knob Goblin visor	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	blue toasty Crown of the Goblin King	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	decent diet purple bean burrito	1	good	
315	bland bean burrito	4	decent	
316	big normal insanely bean burrito	5	good	
317	massive normal bean burrito	8	good	
318	tiny toothsome bean burrito	1	awesome	
319	delicious red insanely bean burrito	3	awesome	
320	adequate bat haggis	3	good	
321	decent fancy menudo	3	good	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
322	bland half-sized goat cheese	2	decent	
323	spoiled plain pizza	4	crappy	
324	decent sausage pizza	4	good	
325	stale goat cheese pizza	3	decent	
326	bland green mushroom pizza	4	decent	
327	blinking goat	0		
328	practically non-alcoholic drinkable mirror spinning bottle of whiskey	1	good	
329	stylish goat beard	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	fancy shaking twirling cyan glass of goat's milk	1	decent	Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 10
331	lousy weak Canadian	2	decent	
332	special flavorless lemon	3	decent	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 15
333	fancy normal skewed lime	3	good	Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
334	fuchsia dangerous sabre teeth	0		Weapon Damage: +10
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	twirling pulsating consolation ribbon of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
337	lime green ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	wobbly Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	frozen dry lime green Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 30
341	moist magnetized Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 18
342	squat Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	non-Vulcanized moist polymerized Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 42
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	shaking mirror Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	ninja mask of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	gray icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	vibrating icy-hot katana of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
352	huge blurry ninja hot pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	squat ninja stars	0		
354	lime green forbidden Socratic nunchaku	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50
355	auspicious eXtreme scarf	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	rosy-cheeked snowboarder pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	blinking Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	snack-sized moldy gr8ps	2	crappy	
359	bland t8r tots	4	decent	
360	twirling blurry strapping miner's helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	shaking miner's pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	Da Vinci's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	tumbling chrome ore	0		
366	ghostly linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	huge chrome crossbow string	0		
375	wobbly linoleum meat stack	0		
376	blinking pulsating asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	blinking nippy linoleum sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
379	Jeselnik's ruddy linoleum staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25
380	ghostly hardened linoleum crossbow of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +3
381	hardy asbestos sword of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +60
382	twirling Sherlock's sharpshooter's asbestos staff	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
383	yellow baleful smartaleck's asbestos crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25
384	rosy-cheeked boxer's chrome sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
385	huge crafty chrome staff of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100
386	pulsating resourceful Newton's chrome crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	twirling meaty helmet turtle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	smelly asbestos helmet turtle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	wobbly sage linoleum helmet turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	bouncing dance instructor's chrome helmet turtle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	maroon penguin skin	0		
394	purple yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	Usain Bolt's penguin shorts	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	sage yakskin pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	censurious hippopotamus pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	stiffened eXtreme mittens	0		Damage Reduction: 1
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	swashbuckling pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	reassuring shoulder parrot	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
404	Socratic acoustic guitarrr	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
405	tumbling sunken chest	0		
406	ghostly mirror pirate pelvis	0		
407	mirror pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	yellow padded sk8board	0		Damage Absorption: +20
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	teal wicked Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +5
414	supercharged crowbarrr	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
415	mirror blinking family-friendly leotarrrd	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	olive toasty safarrri hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	extra-warmed skewed henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 25
418	wet teal Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 57
419	non-dry squat serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 52
420	altered ionized adjusted teal tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 67
421	corrupted super-dry philter of phorce	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 36
422	activated super-improved potion of potency	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 26
423	ionized activated blue cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 21
424	denatured altered tumbling ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 61
425	polymerized tarnished red tumbling oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 48
426	ionized concentrated ghostly potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 64
427	box of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	narrow acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	experienced clown shoes	0		Experience: +2, Clowniness: 25
432	wobbly razor-sharp bloody clown pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	balloon helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	electrified balloon sword of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	blinking chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	skewed bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	narrow chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	pulsating beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	friendly box-in-the-box	0		Familiar Weight: +3
446	pulsating nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	hale box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Maximum HP: +20
448	olive upside-down foolscap fool's cap of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	bouncing lightning-fast clown nose	0		Initiative: +40, Clowniness: 25
450	mirror pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	skewed screwdriver	0		
455	decent skewed jumbo olive	3	good	
456	weak lousy dry martini	2	decent	
457	ye olde golde frontes of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	delicious low-calorie pixel pie	1	awesome	
468	ruby W	0		
469	skewed wussiness potion	0		
470	lousy weak gray Imp Ale	2	decent	
471	big yummy hot wing	5	awesome	
472	scorching diamond-studded cane	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	blurry executive crutch	0		Meat Drop: +40
474	cast	0		
475	hardened extremely unsafe mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	pulsating personal trainer's infernal insoles of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
478	evil arch	0		
479	lime green dodecagram	0		
480	mirror box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	purple extremely unsafe Mr. Container	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	prompt Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	healthy hemp backpack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
487	boxer's arrrgyle socks	0		Muscle Percent: +10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	twirling drab sonata	0		
490	mirror horrifying frosty mesh cap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	greedy groovy chaps	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	rosy-cheeked batblade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
495	olive catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	spoiled diet papaya	1	crappy	
499	Temple Grandin's denim axe of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7
500	green Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	delicious yellow Elfin shortbread	3	awesome	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	huge tasty skewered cat appendix	9	awesome	
504	evil arches	0		
505	ghostly lightning-fast Van der Graaf gnatwing earring	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
506	immense moldy enchanted fuchsia Hell broth	10	crappy	Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 20
507	thunderrr guitarrr of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
508	shaking sonata	0		
509	squat Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	blinking Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	moldy Boris's key lime pie	3	crappy	
514	small adequate blinking Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2	good	
515	stale blinking Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	decent	
516	cyan narrow Hey Deze map	0		
517	bejeweled accordion strap of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	squat mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	bouncing squat deadly kickback cookbook	0		Weapon Damage: +5
522	yellow squat one-winged stab bat	0		
523	squat rewinged stab bat	0		
524	weak hand-crafted papaya sling	2	EPIC	
525	huge red grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	cold-filtered flattened spray paint	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 39
531	blue auspicious special sauce glove	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	ladle of mystery of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	blinking tumbling bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	blinking narrow pr0n legs	0		
538	resourceful f3d0r4	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	enhanced Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 43
541	purple draggin' ball hat of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	perfumed hardened 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	miniature adequate enchanted Trollhouse cookies	2	good	Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 40
544	blurry Lo Pan's talons of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100
545	tasty immense fancy Spam Witch sammich	9	awesome	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 40
546	meat vortex	0		
547	squat 334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	olive 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	spoiled pr0n cocktail	4	crappy	
555	smartaleck's drywall axe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30
556	supercharged Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
557	lousy whiskey and cola	3	decent	
558	adequate papaya taco	3	good	
559	blinking razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	bland blurry teal stalk of asparagus	3	decent	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	purple ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	artisanal Mad Train wine	4	EPIC	
565	cyan hobo gloves of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
566	bum cheek of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	olive hermit script	0		
568	toothsome wobbly Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	awesome	
569	adequate half-sized fancy mirror Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	good	Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
570	rotten low-calorie Chicken Sandwich	1	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	crappy	
572	fancy stale Children's Meal of the Damned	3	decent	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 15
573	super-sized bland tumbling fuchsia noodles	5	decent	
574	stale noodles	4	decent	
575	miniature delicious pulsating painful penne pasta	2	awesome	
576	jumbo adequate ravioli della hippy	5	good	
577	low-calorie toothsome pr0n m4nic0tti	1	awesome	
578	decent Hell ramen	3	good	
579	moldy big boring spaghetti	5	crappy	
580	upside-down sauce of the ages	0		
581	green schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	skewed Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	normal lime green skewed fettucini Inconnu	3	good	
584	adequate snack-sized spaghetti with Skullheads	2	good	
585	rotten gnocchetti di Nietzsche	4	crappy	
586	wobbly steel-toed padded ridiculously huge sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
587	quadruple-galvanized narrow super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 33
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	tiny decent cocoa eggshell fragment	1	good	
590	spoiled immense fancy cocoa eggshell fragment	6	crappy	Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 15
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	sizzling amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Hot Damage: +10
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	sharpshooter's titanium assault umbrella	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
597	coward's Mohawk wig	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	chaotic pants of the Slug Lord	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	narrow stiffened beefy Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	cyan Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	tumbling Item #13	0		
604	jittery Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	squat Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	blinking Gauze Immateria	0		
608	blinking Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	squat procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	skewed original G	0		
613	narrow lime green blinking plot hole	0		
614	triple-activated teal probability potion	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 22
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	frozen Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 45
618	enhanced concentrated Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 49
619	needle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
620	extra-diffused bouncing thin candle	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 13
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	jittery awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	shaking wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	teal ND	0		
628	blinking lime green shaking metallic A	0		
629	Fonzie's eye	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	furry pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	teal Da Vinci's disturbing fanfic	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
633	careful wolf mask of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	slick paper umbrella	0		Moxie: +10
636	blurry meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	lard-coated brainy asshat	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	thick rotten abominable snowcone	5	crappy	
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	immense bland bouncing ghostly toast	8	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	snack-sized normal fruitcake	2	good	
647	fuchsia present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	up-at-dawn Crimbo sword	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	hardened Crimbo hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	upside-down weightlifter's Crimbo pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	pulsating ruddy exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	blinking star	0		
655	blurry purple line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	reassuring star sword	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
658	olive shaking asbestos-lined star crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +5
659	strapping star staff	0		Muscle: +5
660	squat bouncing healthy star pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	jittery star hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	huge green Jim Carey's star buckler	0		Monster Level: +25
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	wicked brawny steaming evil of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5
667	castle map	0		
668	sage spiked femur	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
669	stale ghuol guolash	4	decent	
670	prompt lihc face	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	censurious slick grave robbing shovel	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
672	spoiled jumbo twirling cranberries	5	crappy	
673	tolerable vodka and cranberry	4	good	
674	hand-crafted special practically non-alcoholic whiskey	1	EPIC	Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 15
675	lion tamer's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience (familiar): +2
676	tumbling green dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	badass belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	drinkable roll in the hay	3	good	
680	spirit-forward lousy slap and tickle	5	decent	
681	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic slip 'n' slide	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
682	weak lousy a sump'm sump'm	2	decent	
683	lousy irresponsibly strong horizontal tango	6	decent	
684	perfectly mixed pink pony	3	EPIC	
685	inspector's Mr. Shirt of the empath of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15
686	knuckles of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
687	oxidized pressed cyan blinking blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 43
688	pixel hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	occult pixel pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	cyan arcane researcher's pixel sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
691	digital key	0		
692	blurry Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	wobbly extremely unsafe harem girl t-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
694	flame-retardant Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1
696	sizzling frilly shirt	0		Hot Damage: +10
697	smooth soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Moxie: +15
698	Oprah's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
699	shaking deadly pirate shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5
700	olive filthy hippy poncho of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
701	wobbly therapeutic floral print shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
702	blinking gray narrow coconut bikini top of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
703	supercool goth kid t-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20
704	cyan hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	shaking porquoise	0		
707	gray tumbling pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	green jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	spinning lion tamer's shellacked hamethyst earring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2
712	blinking ribald vibrating hamethyst necklace of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
713	pulsating experienced supercool hamethyst bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Single Equip
714	gravedigger's nasty hamethyst ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
715	forbidden baconstone earring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
716	ghostly Newton's baconstone pendant of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3
717	squat Annie Oakley's crafty baconstone bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
718	shellacked baconstone ring of the cougar of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
719	razor-sharp dance instructor's porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
720	smelly groovy porquoise necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
721	prompt clever porquoise bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +3
722	red fireproof frosty Temple Grandin's porquoise ring	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
723	snack-sized delicious tumbling Knoll mushroom	2	awesome	
724	gigantic yummy mushroom	6	awesome	
725	huge one million meat pancakes	0		
726	prompt huge mirror shard	0		Adventures: +3
727	blinking hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	teal fishbowl	0		
730	twirling fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	pulsating hosed tank	0		
733	yellow hosed fishbowl	0		
734	bouncing healthy dance instructor's slick makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventure Underwater
735	purple censurious easter egg balloon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	narrow stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	purple tambourine bells	0		
740	ruddy tambourine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
741	broken skull	0		
742	moldy upside-down Knoll shroomkabob	3	crappy	
743	massive rotten mushroom	9	crappy	
744	irradiated huge hair spray	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 11
746	stat script	0		
747	narrow Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	stale warm mushroom	4	decent	
750	moldy small maroon mushroom quesadilla	2	crappy	
751	stale cool mushroom	3	decent	
752	decent wobbly cool mushroom casserole	3	good	
753	immense moldy pointy mushroom	6	crappy	
754	stale wobbly cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	decent	
755	normal jumbo mushroom	5	good	
756	spoiled fancy mushroom	4	crappy	Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 20
757	moldy miniature mushroom	2	crappy	
758	delicious jumbo ghost cucumber	5	awesome	
759	dill	0		
760	jittery vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	artisanal especially salty dog	3	EPIC	
763	blurry ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	rotten miniature spinning spectral pickle	2	crappy	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	aerosolized frozen red cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 16
768	blinking occult spork	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
769	forbidden voodoo doll	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
770	tumbling aromatic basic meat fez of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	narrow bouncing tassel	0		
772	bouncing foon of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
773	tumbling chaotic thinker's basic meat spork	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
774	olive smelly basic meat foon of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	forbidden kneecapping stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
777	spinning Annie Oakley's iron pasta spoon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
778	chilly support cummerbund	0		Cold Damage: +5
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	wobbly jittery scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	double-cold-filtered extra-flattened squat mafia aria	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 63
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	narrow huge 'Villa' document	0		
784	delicious squat Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	delicious wobbly strawberry	3	awesome	
787	irresponsibly strong tolerable bottle of rum	7	good	
788	mediocre squat strawberry daiquiri	4	decent	
789	mediocre rum and cola	3	decent	
790	tolerable yellow grog	3	good	
791	educational Mafia bow tie of doom	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	shaking prompt Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only
793	double-dry quadruple-chilled extra-diffused bouncing oil of stability	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 11
794	altered oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 39
795	triple-distilled smooth shaking teal Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	9	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	purple upside-down censurious rosewater-soaked cement shoes of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	aged rockin' wagon	3	awesome	
798	lousy watered-down blurry bouncing cyan ocean motion	2	decent	
799	delicious fuzzbump	4	awesome	
800	bland big poutine	5	decent	
801	half-sized flavorless Knob stir-fry	2	decent	
804	bland narrow Knoll stir-fry	3	decent	
805	decent stir-fry	3	good	
806	spoiled asparagus stir-fry	4	crappy	
807	bite-sized flavorless blurry olive stir-fry	1	decent	
808	adequate Knob sausage stir-fry	3	good	
809	adequate bat wing stir-fry	4	good	
810	rotten rat appendix stir-fry	3	crappy	
811	thick stale tofu stir-fry	5	decent	
812	decent pr0n stir-fry	3	good	
813	normal Knob shells	3	good	
814	stale bätzle	3	decent	
815	flavorless diet twirling ratini	1	decent	
816	adequate immense Knob stroganoff	7	good	
817	rotten menudo ravioli	3	crappy	
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	skewed effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	big delicious royal jelly	5	awesome	
831	mirror small box	0		
832	shaking box	0		
833	wobbly healthy vorpal blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
834	Oprah's cornuthaum of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	ring of aggravate monster of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
836	tiny spoiled blurry mind flayer corpse	1	crappy	
837	drinkable Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	reassuring Mafia stogie of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	fortified acceptable Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	5	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	teal ghostly double-paned Mafia violin case of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	delicious practically non-alcoholic tomato daiquiri	1	awesome	
842	acceptable blurry beertini	3	good	
843	tolerable salty slug	3	good	
844	drinkable papaya slung	3	good	
845	tumbling MAHI fez of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	spinning wobbly Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	ghostly palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	jittery knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	narrow skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	corrupted squat pine tar	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 19
869	forest tears	0		
870	mirror supercool fetus-smashing club	0		Moxie Percent: +20
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	tumbling rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	Da Vinci's crazy bastard sword of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100
876	purple avaricious hale Fonzie's incredibly dense meat gem	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30
877	hale Talisman of Baio	0		Maximum HP: +20
878	hypnodisk of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
879	concentrated extra-activated energized squat bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 13
880	bouncing wool disbelief suspenders	0		Cold Resistance: +1
881	supportive bra of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
882	narrow twirling Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	decent	
884	frightening los chinos	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	axe of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
886	mirror leaflet	0		
887	cyan leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	spinning nippy balaclava	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	flavorless balaclava baklava	4	decent	
891	tumbling fortified Warehouse 23 bling	0		Damage Absorption: +60
892	up-at-dawn vibrating bugbear-smiting sword of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
893	spirit-forward hand-crafted lumbering jack	5	EPIC	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	lightning-fast Ms. Accessory	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only
896	Jim Carey's Mr. Accessory Jr. of doom	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	huge Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	lime green custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	weak fancy delicious Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	2	awesome	Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2004-10"
904	lard-coated chilly careful school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	frozen Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 41
906	flattened bouncing Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 34
907	aerosolized Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 29
908	quadruple-moist Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 32
909	polymerized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 19
910	snack-sized moldy dwarf bread	2	crappy	
911	ionized Senior Mints	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 29
912	altered dry mirror pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 34
913	non-pressed blinking red kobold	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 13
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	maroon wobbly huge yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	greedy scandalous intergalactic pom poms	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	reassuring Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	upside-down chilly Radio Free Pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	olive smooth Radio Free Foil	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	small rotten fancy radio button candy	2	crappy	Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 10
922	ruddy severed rocking horse head	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
923	wobbly broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	aerosolized Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 48
927	acceptable Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	wobbly fuzzy bracelets of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
929	up-at-dawn arse-shooting crossbow	0		Adventures: +5
931	drinkable spiced rum	3	good	
932	spirit-forward artisanal maroon eggnog	5	EPIC	
933	normal cyan candy cane	4	good	
934	small decent gingerbread bugbear	2	good	
935	huge huge frightening imitation nice watch	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	shaking executive plastic sword	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	razor-sharp bowler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	padded bow staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	horrifying bowlegged pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	olive blurry wobbly skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	smooth martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	drinkable grogtini	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	mediocre watered-down cherry bomb	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	bouncing extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	Sherlock's wholesome hockey mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	narrow clever fez of etymology	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	moldy thick twirling green carob chunk noodles	5	crappy	
957	adequate skewed chorizo brownies	4	good	
958	moldy chocolate and tomato pizza	3	crappy	
959	jittery wobbly flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	gray huge velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	prompt careful plastic seal clubber	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3
964	rock-hard plastic turtle tamer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5
965	gray double-paned plastic pastamancer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
966	upside-down Fonzie's plastic sauceror of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +25
967	blurry veiny strapping plastic disco bandit	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10
968	mirror veiny cool plastic accordion thief	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +10
969	plastic mosquito of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
970	Sherlock's plastic leprechaun	0		Item Drop: +25
971	prompt plastic levitating potato	0		Adventures: +3
972	weightlifter's plastic angry goat	0		Muscle: +15
973	plastic sabre-toothed lime of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
974	red forbidden plastic fuzzy dice	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
975	huge deadly plastic pirate skeleton	0		Weapon Damage: +5
976	twirling plastic barrrnacle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
977	tumbling extremely unsafe plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
978	jittery family-friendly plastic stab bat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
979	curative plastic grue	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
980	plastic blood-faced volleyball of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
981	wool plastic ghuol whelp	0		Cold Resistance: +1
982	spinning clever plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Maximum MP: +20
983	razor-sharp plastic cocoabo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
984	maroon mirror Fonzie's plastic star starfish	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
985	squat vibrating plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
986	spinning mansplainer's plastic killer bee	0		Monster Level: +15
987	flame-wreathed plastic Cheshire bat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
988	resourceful plastic coffee pixie	0		Maximum MP: +50
989	supercool plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
990	lion tamer's plastic hermit	0		Experience (familiar): +2
991	narrow extremely unsafe Sinatra's plastic Boris of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
992	inspector's wool hale plastic Jarlsberg	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
993	huge occult sage plastic Sneaky Pete of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25
994	blinking boxer's plastic Susie	0		Muscle Percent: +10
995	low-calorie delicious Lucky Surprise Egg	1	awesome	
998	blurry maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	arcane researcher's Xlyinia's notebook	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1003	soda water	0		
1004	triple-distilled artisanal blinking bottle of tequila	9	EPIC	
1005	artisanal enchanted boxed wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 5
1006	normal half-sized cherry	2	good	
1007	shellacked coconut shell	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	shaking wobbly electrified ice cubes	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1009	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed enchanted olive vodka martini	1	EPIC	Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 45
1010	hand-crafted shaking whiskey and soda	3	EPIC	
1011	bad monkey wrench	4	decent	
1012	spirit-forward acceptable tequila sunrise	5	good	
1013	artisanal watered-down margarita	2	EPIC	
1014	practically non-alcoholic bad strawberry wine	1	decent	
1015	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted wine spritzer	1	EPIC	
1016	watered-down acceptable perpendicular hula	2	good	
1017	strong hand-crafted ducha de oro	5	EPIC	
1018	hand-crafted calle de miel	3	EPIC	
1019	perfectly mixed watered-down dry vodka martini	2	EPIC	
1020	mediocre practically non-alcoholic old-fashioned	1	decent	
1021	irresponsibly strong drinkable spinning tequila with training wheels	9	good	
1022	tolerable sangria	3	good	
1023	bad vesper	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	weak drinkable bodyslam	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	artisanal fancy sangria del diablo	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	upside-down up-at-dawn hippo whip	0		Adventures: +5
1030	maroon steel-toed penguin whip	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1031	manspreader's yak whip	0		Monster Level: +10
1032	upside-down scandalous gnauga hide whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	fuchsia executive hippo skin buckler	0		Meat Drop: +40
1035	wool penguin skin buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1036	Usain Bolt's yakskin buckler	0		Initiative: +80
1037	blurry electrified gnauga hide buckler	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1038	frozen teal Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 47
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	tolerable boozy beer	5	good	
1042	mansplainer's string of beads	0		Monster Level: +15
1043	string of beads of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1044	jittery gray hardened string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1045	wizardly plastic bottle opener	0		Mysticality: +25
1046	curative supercool traffic cone	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	mediocre N. O. Beer	3	decent	
1048	modified spinning oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 20
1049	modified narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 25
1050	boiled oyster egg	1		
1051	skewed plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	altered oyster egg	1		
1053	distilled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 10
1054	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 5
1055	squat plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	altered skewed huge mirror puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 20
1057	powdered blurry puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 15
1058	denatured blinking puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	altered mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 30
1061	dehydrated mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	distilled mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	tumbling mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	dried oyster egg	1		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 40
1065	twisted skewed twirling oyster egg	1		
1066	dried oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	twisted oyster egg	1		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 10
1069	modified jittery skewed oyster egg	1		
1070	boiled wobbly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 20
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	twisted shaking off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 15
1073	compressed red skewed blurry off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	dried off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	dehydrated oyster egg	1		
1077	denatured narrow wobbly red oyster egg	1		
1078	dried twirling oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	tumbling gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	blue rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	twirling huge clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	upside-down clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	wobbly tumbling clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	twirling huge clockwork sheet	0		
1093	red clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	tumbling clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	spinning upside-down clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	curative clockwork hat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	sharpshooter's clockwork trench coat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1099	huge clockwork pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	smartaleck's gnauga hide chaps	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	upside-down false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	shaking Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	gray clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	twirling clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	huge clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	shaking yellow clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	Annie Oakley's beefy Stupid University Diploma of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	skewed pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	halfberd of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1124	small glove	0		
1125	glove of terror of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60
1126	olive lion tamer's toothpick	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
1127	tumbling electrified ninja sword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	squat banded sequined fez	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	narrow blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	inspector's star shirt	0		Item Drop: +15
1134	twirling cosmetics bag	0		
1135	dry green eyeliner	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 50
1136	anodized alkaline twirling blurry lipstick	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 28
1137	frightening Temple Grandin's bicycle chain	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	acceptable olive mushroom wine	4	good	
1140	practically non-alcoholic artisanal icy mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1141	fortified lousy mushroom wine	5	decent	
1142	weak lousy wobbly pointy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1143	lousy watered-down flat mushroom wine	2	decent	
1144	bad gray cool mushroom wine	4	decent	
1145	triple-distilled hand-crafted knob mushroom wine	8	EPIC	
1146	smooth narrow knoll mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1147	delicious high-proof mushroom wine	10	awesome	
1148	watered-down aged shot of flower schnapps	2	awesome	
1149	decent immense wobbly flower petal pie	10	good	
1150	high-proof artisanal bottle of single-barrel whiskey	8	EPIC	
1151	steel-toed deadly discarded plastic fork	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9
1152	shaking gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	tasty enchanted Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	awesome	Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 45
1154	mixed Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 35
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	blurry censurious wholeberd	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1158	extra-deionized colloidal Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 36
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	friendly irate sombrero	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	denatured blurry handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 26
1163	super-polarized flattened marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 39
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	spinning narrow maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	huge plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	ghostly less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	jittery exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	teal chocolate box	0		
1171	narrow tumbling coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	purple magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	red daisy	0		
1180	fuchsia pulsating potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	narrow all-purpose flower	0		
1184	wobbly exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	ghostly gilded lily	0		
1187	pulsating red deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	squat zmobie	0		
1193	lime green Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	upside-down apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	narrow blue yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	stale upside-down mugcake	4	decent	
1201	spoiled urinal cake	3	crappy	
1202	special small bland Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	decent	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 50
1203	miniature rotten ghostly personalized birthday cake	2	crappy	
1204	rotten huge three-tiered wedding cake	6	crappy	
1205	delicious massive babycakes	6	awesome	
1206	stale blinking velvet cake	3	decent	
1207	miniature spoiled congratulatory cake	2	crappy	
1208	immense yummy maroon angel-food cake	10	awesome	
1209	yummy devil's-food cake	3	awesome	
1210	moldy diet teal birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1	crappy	
1211	wobbly balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	fuchsia thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	blurry mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	shaking frightening Mr. Balloon	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1221	skewed cyan balloon	0		
1222	Mr. Eh? of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only
1224	Sherlock's double-paned chilly steel shillelagh	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
1225	healthy brawny steel skullcap of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	flame-retardant frightening friendly steel solitaire	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1227	narrow up-at-dawn Lo Pan's weightlifter's steel scarf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
1228	aromatic Jim Carey's Lo Pan's steel slacks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	clever hardened steel suspenders of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1230	knitted greasy pikestaff of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Cold Resistance: +3
1231	nippy Da Vinci's educational pith helmet	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	twirling asbestos-lined Jack Frost's steel-toed pocketwatch	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1233	twirling gray executive scandalous fortified pinky ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
1234	cyan Sherlock's beefy pants of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	lime green Sherlock's censurious pendant	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	dangerous hockey stick of furious angry rage of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10
1237	blurry tapped lotus	0		
1238	blinking glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	twirling carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	gray toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	prompt Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Adventures: +3
1245	Codpiece of the Goblin King of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
1246	nasty rosy-cheeked weightlifter's rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5
1247	twirling vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	jittery ribald coward's Tesla Bonerdagon necklace	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1249	twirling Fonzie's Boss Bat britches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	squat Boss Bat bling of terror of bravery	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
1251	flavorless Knob shroomkabob	3	decent	
1252	half-sized decent shroomkabob	2	good	
1253	wobbly pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	rotten special jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
1255	yummy jumping bean burrito	3	awesome	
1256	delicious insanely jumping bean burrito	3	awesome	
1257	super-sized tasty rat scrapple	5	awesome	
1258	tumbling pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	traffic cone of chilblains of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	teal ghostly wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	vaporized lime green Hatorade	1		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 50
1262	foul-smelling Samson's off-hand balloon of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10
1263	squat pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	enchanted bland gloomy mushroom	4	decent	Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 15
1267	upside-down blurry dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	twirling ebony wand	0		
1270	fuchsia squat hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	supercool magic lamp	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1274	dried Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	beefy basic meat skirt	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	mediocre Otorian Battle Scar	3	decent	
1277	green educational basic meat kilt	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	electrified meat skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	meat kilt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	clever penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	twirling penguinskin mini-kilt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	yakskin skirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	spinning boxer's yakskin kilt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	hippopotamus skirt	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	hippopotamus kilt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	Sherlock's furry skirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	huge bouncing furry kilt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	gnauga hide skirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	Oprah's gnauga hide kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	nitrogenated quantum wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 38
1291	executive Jekyllin hide belt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	ring of adornment of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1294	huge toasty energetic ring of increase damage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5
1295	tumbling nippy ring of gain strength	0		Cold Damage: +10
1296	Da Vinci's ring of resistance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1297	deadly ring of fire resistance	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1298	purple curative ring of conflict	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1299	yellow vibrating pirate hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1300	up-at-dawn monster bait	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
1301	altered fuchsia wobbly deodorant	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 66
1302	ionized reodorant	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 58
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	huge doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	blinking makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	avaricious traffic cone of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	jittery fuchsia attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	shaking comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	Da Vinci's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
1313	family-friendly Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1314	Annie Oakley's Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	rose-colored glasses of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	spinning blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	maroon plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	adequate special questionable taco	4	good	Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 35
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	blue petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	gray stanky time helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	bouncing electrified time trousers	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	cool time sword	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	arcane researcher's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	blurry toasty Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Hot Damage: +5
1328	Cloaca-Cola fatigues of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	chilly Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Cold Damage: +5
1330	forbidden Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	upside-down maroon wool Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	pulsating Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	shaking Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	gray blurry Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	tumbling Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	bouncing Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	shaking greedy Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1342	jittery picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	maroon zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	dry activated green Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 58
1345	tarnished squat Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	vacuum-sealed dry skewed Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 12
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	green 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	prompt pinky ring	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
1352	acceptable redrum	4	good	
1353	teal ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	flavorless small lime green bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	decent	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	tolerable Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	good	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	teal ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	disembodied smile of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
1362	narrow sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	adequate super-sized tofurkey leg	5	good	
1366	gigantic rotten huge tofurkey gravy	10	crappy	
1367	adequate half-sized herbal stuffing	2	good	
1368	super-sized moldy can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5	crappy	
1369	adequate yams	4	good	
1370	reassuring rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1371	beefy gingham blouse	0		Muscle: +10
1372	spinning prompt souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Adventures: +3
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	curative plastic Crimbo wreath	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	plastic Uncle Crimbo of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	gray jittery Sherlock's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	baleful plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	nitrogenated chocolate	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	spinning pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	shaking doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	wobbly teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	aromatic rock-hard duck-on-a-string	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	squat doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	squat slick toy train	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	wobbly marionette of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	jittery beefcake's sock monkey	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	padded rag doll	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	cyan can of fake snow of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	colored-light "necklace" of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	bouncing tree skirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	enchanted flavorless miniature tumbling wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	adequate half-sized bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	stale pulsating tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	chilly Unionize The Elves sign	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	narrow Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	electrified snowcone	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	liquefied electrified blue blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	alkaline alkaline gray snowcone	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	vacuum-sealed purple snowcone	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	non-unsweetened snowcone	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	energized polarized snowcone	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	mirror tumbling green teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	padded traffic cone of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	mirror Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	hardened fortified ice sickle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	ice baby of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	ice pick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	huge scandalous healthy ice skates	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	stale miniature bouncing grue egg omelette	2	decent	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	mirror upside-down pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	spinning upside-down pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	adequate miniature teal mushroom	2	good	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	mirror fruit basket	0		
1435	twirling hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	blinking spinning useless powder	0		
1438	tarnished maroon twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 16
1439	pressed liquefied wobbly ghostly hot powder	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 29
1440	wet powder	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 41
1441	adjusted jittery powder	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 26
1442	polarized modified dry upside-down stench powder	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 31
1443	vacuum-sealed denatured moist bouncing sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 51
1444	aerosolized twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 42
1445	colloidal triple-polymerized jittery hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 40
1446	deionized nuggets	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 62
1447	corrupted nuggets	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 15
1448	polymerized stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 31
1449	modified sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 25
1450	distilled twinkly wad	1		
1451	dried hot wad	1		
1452	diluted wad	1		
1453	boiled fuchsia wad	1		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 25
1454	dried green stench wad	1		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 50
1455	vaporized sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	ghostly fuchsia Goth Giant	0		
1458	rotten Valentine's Day cake	3	crappy	
1459	narrow arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	fuchsia squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	upside-down mirror salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	narrow bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	twirling slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	teal sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	teal ball-and-chain	0		
1474	shaking automatic catapult	0		
1475	tumbling pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	yellow goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	wobbly salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	mirror football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	upside-down chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	tumbling union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	blue deadly smartaleck's rabbit's foot	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5
1486	upside-down massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	shaking red hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	wobbly coward's chopsticks of bravery	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5
1491	blue rice bowl of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1492	lightning-fast ninja mop	0		Initiative: +40
1493	lion tamer's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +2
1494	enhanced tumbling sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	traffic cone of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	mediocre extra-dry spinning gloomy mushroom wine	5	decent	
1497	lousy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	activated tarnished blurry explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	wobbly narrow clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	pressed triple-cold-filtered snowcone	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	tolerable calle de miel with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	lousy jittery huge rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	drinkable perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed slap and tickle with a fly in it	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	lion tamer's fake hand	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	diluted Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	pickled Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	vaporized yellow Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	altered mirror Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	tumbling vampire heart	0		
1519	narrow Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	twirling energetic slick Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	auspicious Radio Free Jersey of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7
1523	spinning huge bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	squat joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	skewed mirror diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	skewed stanky smartaleck's corkscrew	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	skewed grass skirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	bouncing grass hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	huge twirling grass blade of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	blue raffle prize box	0		
1536	olive pulsating homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	skewed sage sparkly engagement ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	careful groovy Grimacite goggles	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	frightening Da Vinci's Grimacite glaive	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	clever fortified Grimacite greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	clever Grimacite garter of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Jack Frost's electrified Grimacite galoshes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	rosewater-soaked forbidden Grimacite gorget	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	chilly Grimacite guayabera	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	strapping Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
1548	teal frosty weightlifter's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1549	MSG	0		
1550	narrow second-hand knockoff engagement ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1551	practically non-alcoholic tolerable bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1	good	
1552	watered-down acceptable bottle of Definit	2	good	
1553	mediocre jittery bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	decent	
1554	artisanal red bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	EPIC	
1555	hand-crafted watered-down narrow bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2	EPIC	
1556	fancy tolerable spirit-forward ghostly boxed champagne	5	good	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 5
1557	normal gigantic narrow kumquat	8	good	
1558	spoiled small enchanted tangerine	2	crappy	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 40
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	stale cocktail onion	3	decent	
1561	normal half-sized bouncing raspberry	2	good	
1562	massive moldy kiwi	6	crappy	
1563	bad whiskey bittersweet	4	decent	
1564	tolerable weak mimosette	2	good	
1565	tolerable tequila sunset	3	good	
1566	drinkable pulsating zmobie	4	good	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	smooth shaking gin and tonic	3	awesome	
1568	artisanal narrow vodka and tonic	4	EPIC	
1569	weak acceptable maroon vodka gibson	2	good	
1570	irresponsibly strong smooth skewed mirror gibson	9	awesome	
1571	mediocre parisian cathouse	3	decent	
1572	enchanted lousy maroon rabbit punch	4	decent	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 10
1573	tolerable caipifruta	3	good	
1574	artisanal watered-down teqiwila	2	EPIC	
1575	tolerable weak ghostly Divine	2	good	
1576	fancy bad tumbling Gordon Bennett	4	decent	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 35
1577	mediocre tangarita	4	decent	
1578	tolerable narrow mandarina colada	4	good	
1579	watered-down perfectly mixed gimlet	2	super ultra EPIC	
1580	mediocre irresponsibly strong brick road	7	decent	
1581	bad vodka stratocaster	4	decent	
1582	mediocre Neuromancer	4	decent	
1583	perfectly mixed prussian cathouse	3	EPIC	
1584	tolerable squat Mae West	4	good	
1585	tolerable Mon Tiki	4	good	
1586	fancy drinkable green blurry teqiwila slammer	3	good	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 45
1587	spoiled squat Knob lo mein	3	crappy	
1588	stale asparagus lo mein	4	decent	
1589	immense rotten gray Knoll lo mein	10	crappy	
1590	adequate lo mein	4	good	
1591	normal olive lo mein	3	good	
1592	moldy hot hi mein	3	crappy	
1593	decent hi mein	3	good	
1594	moldy shaking hi mein	3	crappy	
1595	diet stale red hi mein	1	decent	
1596	moldy diet shaking sleazy hi mein	1	crappy	
1597	huge Newton's Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	Senior LAAAAME merit badge of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	smooth enchanted distilled tangarita with a fly in it	5	awesome	Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 20
1601	bad practically non-alcoholic mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	decent	
1602	acceptable prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	good	
1603	practically non-alcoholic bad Mae West with a fly in it	1	decent	
1604	denatured squat astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	powdered narrow ultimate wad	1		
1607	moist ghostly twirling libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 33
1608	super-vacuum-sealed eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 30
1609	super-ionized super-deionized twirling perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 51
1610	boiled electrified purple jittery eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 26
1611	polarized diffused ghostly purple potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 17
1612	moist concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 62
1613	clever coffin lid	0		Maximum MP: +20
1614	horrifying satin shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1615	pulsating smelly Cerebral Cloche	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	blinking Cerebral Culottes of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	vibrating baleful Cerebral Crossbow of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	shaking ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	tumbling munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	triple-vacuum-sealed gray astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	activated activated blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	polymerized mirror green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	aerosolized gray skewed orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	aerosolized warmed purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	super-quantum pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	raspberry beret of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	green spinning huge family-friendly pixel shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1631	jittery beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	blue Spanish fly	0		
1634	perfectly mixed around the world	3	EPIC	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	dry blinking lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 47
1638	vacuum-sealed upside-down lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 49
1639	boiled lime green bouncing lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 25
1640	diffused triple-modified lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
1641	energized lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 49
1642	aged Grimacite Bock	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	moldy wedge of gray cheese	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	squat and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	spinning sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	immense adequate twirling foie gras	8	good	
1652	altered wobbly blue candy brain	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	crafty Socratic jewel-eyed wizard hat of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	aromatic dog trainer's wad of Crovacite	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
1655	rosy-cheeked collar of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	blurry onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	huge Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Van der Graaf Radio KoL Keychain	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1662	red scandalous Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1663	Radio KoL Flashlight of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1664	double-paned Radio KoL Maracas	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1665	spinning red avaricious Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Meat Drop: +30
1666	stylish Radio KoL Patch	0		Moxie: +25
1667	clever Cat-Herding Prod	0		Maximum MP: +20
1668	purple energetic star boomerang	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1669	skewed Samson's star stiletto	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1670	mirror fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	educational grave robbing shovel of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1
1674	beefy superhero mask	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	jittery pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	squat cyan rosy-cheeked sword of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1680	twirling maroon staff of the brute of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
1681	experienced bubblewrap sword of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1682	arcane researcher's bubblewrap staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1683	flame-wreathed bubblewrap crossbow of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: 35
1684	blurry stylish thinker's styrofoam sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25
1685	styrofoam staff of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1686	styrofoam crossbow of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -25
1687	shaking Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	MacGyver's crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1689	yellow horrifying ribbon	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	scorching chilly discarded bottlecap	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	greasy discarded torn-up glove of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	nitrogenated boiled wobbly shaking lime green salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
1693	wet blurry jittery blurry eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 65
1694	double-anodized Frogade	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 55
1695	corrupted ionized energized papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 29
1696	low-calorie flavorless royal jelly taco	1	decent	
1697	stale tofu taco	4	decent	
1698	spoiled bouncing jumping bean taco	3	crappy	
1699	spoiled bite-sized wobbly catgut taco	1	crappy	
1700	rotten goat cheese taco	3	crappy	
1701	normal pr0n taco	3	good	
1702	dry polarized spinning alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 65
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	smelly Fonzie's sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1707	mirror greedy nippy Herculean flypaper staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1708	fuchsia inspector's wool resourceful grease gun	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
1709	asbestos-lined chaotic Newton's sword of static	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
1710	knitted wiffle-flail of extreme caution of the detective	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
1711	quilted sinister bubble bauble bow of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100
1712	blinking educational beefy Frost™ brand sword of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3
1713	Jeselnik's educational squeaky staff	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25
1714	Tesla forbidden can cannon of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1715	wobbly horrifying starchy sword	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1716	ghostly skewed occult starchy staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1717	mirror knitted starchy crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1718	energetic grievous pestoblade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1719	Usain Bolt's Rosewater's poutine pole	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80
1720	bouncing greasy curdflinger of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1721	fuchsia reassuring deadly muculent machete	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
1722	censurious glistening staff of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
1723	tumbling Sinatra's repeating crossbow of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	squat red jittery sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	foul-smelling dense meat sword	0		Stench Damage: +10
1729	dog trainer's dense meat staff	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1730	ghostly dense meat crossbow of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1731	blinking quilted experienced Spirit Precipice of extreme caution	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25
1732	reassuring smoldering staff of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +1
1733	mirror MacGyver's razor-sharp hot cross bow of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100
1734	chilly sinister sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Alters Page Text
1735	miser's auspicious clever meatspout staff	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10
1736	bouncing prompt flame-retardant lard-coated carob cannon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3
1737	energetic razor-sharp shuddersword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1738	upside-down Newton's hairy staff of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1739	Jack Frost's hardened forbidden projectile icemaker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1740	spinning padded supercool buffalo blade of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1741	cheesestick of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +7
1742	upside-down hardened Fonzie's potato pistol	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3
1743	asbestos-lined savory sword	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1744	twirling family-friendly savory staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1745	jittery Sinatra's savory crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1746	inspector's sizzling crafty Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
1747	pulsating avaricious mansplainer's soylent staff	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30
1748	stanky smelly goulauncher	0		Stench Spell Damage: 35
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	crafty Gnollish pie server	0		Maximum MP: +10
1751	twirling Gnollish slotted spoon of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1752	up-at-dawn Knob Goblin spatula	0		Adventures: +5
1753	skewed crafty jack flapper	0		Maximum MP: +10
1754	steel-toed filthy pestle	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1755	Lo Pan's Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1756	Jim Carey's huge spoon	0		Monster Level: +25
1757	pizza cutter of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1758	tumbling spinning nippy star spatula	0		Cold Damage: +10
1759	squat greedy boxer's foon of fulmination	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1760	lightning-fast cool foon of frigidity	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +40
1761	fuchsia foul-smelling slick foon of foulness	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +10
1762	nasty Da Vinci's foon of fearfulness	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5
1763	shellacked foon of fleshiness of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	twirling pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	adequate fricasseed brains	3	good	
1770	bland brains casserole	3	decent	
1771	lime green cool butcherknife	0		Moxie: +5
1772	padded corn holder	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1773	pulsating shaking fireproof eggbeater	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1774	delicious bottle of popskull	4	awesome	
1775	shaking arcane researcher's dishrag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1776	snack-sized stale wobbly stale baguette	2	decent	
1777	shaking leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	moldy dinner	3	crappy	
1779	avaricious katana	0		Meat Drop: +30, Synergetic
1780	green crafty ram stick	0		Maximum MP: +10
1781	upside-down chaotic enchantlers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	perfumed razor-sharp ram-battering staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
1783	toothsome narrow crazy Turkish delight	3	awesome	
1784	manspreader's deadly Snow Queen Crown	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	spinning inspector's Jim Carey's ga-ga radio of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	non-frozen irradiated blurry bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 60
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	high-proof special tolerable Ram's Face Lager	7	good	Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 45
1791	upside-down ram horns	0		
1792	green bouncing auspicious sizzling beefcake's Travoltan trousers	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	scorching careful pool cue	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25
1794	Vulcanized irradiated narrow handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 16
1795	baleful Counterclockwise Watch	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	jittery bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	blurry misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	blinking twirling pile of animal bones	0		
1799	tumbling animal skull	0		
1800	pulsating animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	cyan fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	yellow fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	squat sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	upside-down fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	blurry sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	huge eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	blinking fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	huge sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	ghostly first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	blinking second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	squat fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	upside-down fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	blurry twirling sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	twirling ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	bouncing tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	blue left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	blurry left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	olive left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	wobbly left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	pulsating left eleventh rib	0		
1850	mirror left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	lime green right second rib	0		
1853	red right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	jittery upside-down right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	lime green right eleventh rib	0		
1862	upside-down right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	upside-down jittery right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	red right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	pulsating left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	skewed right ulna	0		
1874	twirling left femur	0		
1875	blurry right femur	0		
1876	red left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	squat ghostly left first front claw	0		
1883	tumbling left second front claw	0		
1884	narrow left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	twirling right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	bouncing left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	jittery left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	fuchsia right first rear claw	0		
1897	shaking right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	shaking right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	shaking pulsating green educational 1-ball	0		Experience: +1
1901	Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's 2-ball	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25
1902	banded boxer's 3-ball	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
1903	vibrating weightlifter's 4-ball	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10
1904	friendly Fonzie's 5-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +3
1905	friendly 6-ball of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1906	stiffened 7-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	rosewater-soaked scorching clockwork sword of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
1911	rosewater-soaked sizzling dangerous clockwork staff	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
1912	Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked clockwork crossbow of the detective	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +80
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	ghostly clockwork rod	0		
1915	huge narrow clockwork shank	0		
1916	skewed ghostly fuchsia Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	blurry English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	blurry wobbly bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	flame-retardant wakizashi	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	blurry tuning fork	0		
1929	Van der Graaf greaves	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	cool helmet of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	manspreader's sage spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Breakable
1932	shaking gravedigger's shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Breakable
1933	coward's pitchfork	0		Monster Level: -20
1934	lime green shaking veiny broken sword	0		Maximum HP: +10
1935	sage snarling wolf shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Synergetic
1937	bouncing snake shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Synergetic
1938	electrified serpentine sword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	flame-wreathed vibrating 9-ball of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1941	gray rosewater-soaked smartaleck's seal pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	skewed zippy turtle brooch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	narrow Tesla sinister noodle ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	Sinatra's saucepan earring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	miser's Oprah's disco ball pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	Herculean beefy accordion pin	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	skewed foul-smelling worn tophat of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	jittery narrow zippy sinister tap shoes	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1949	diet bland Manetwich	1	decent	
1950	narrow bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	practically non-alcoholic mediocre upside-down bottle of Pinot Renoir	1	decent	
1952	small rotten desiccated apricot	2	crappy	
1953	delicious fuchsia flute of flat champagne	4	awesome	
1954	stale low-calorie dehydrated caviar	1	decent	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	irresponsibly strong aged snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	9	awesome	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	squat tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	huge scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	alkaline tarnished Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 29
1963	dance card	0		
1964	careful opera mask	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's Amulet of Yendor	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	blinking spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	ghostly nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	upside-down Jeselnik's wicked shrimp fork	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
1973	shaking half of a memo	0		
1974	bouncing fuchsia cocoabo	0		
1975	jittery baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gray gravy fairy	0		
1977	purple gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	mirror astral badger	0		
1982	blinking MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	yellow snowy owl	0		
1985	jittery wobbly scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	squat rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	shaking rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	squat pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	narrow Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	ghostly wobbly Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	pulsating Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	olive Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	jittery Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	blue Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	bouncing gray Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	ghostly Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	pulsating club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	rotten cherry pie	4	crappy	
2021	bite-sized normal twirling strawberry pie	1	good	
2022	bite-sized bland lemon meringue pie	1	decent	
2023	lime green Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	gigantic stale mixed wildflower greens	7	decent	
2025	moldy handful of walnuts	3	crappy	
2026	miniature decent lime green nutty organic salad	2	good	
2027	decent super salad	3	good	
2028	moldy pulsating shaking tofu wonton	3	crappy	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	chaotic rock-hard Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2031	miser's didgeridooka	0		Meat Drop: +10
2032	experienced Rosewater's bullet-proof corduroys	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	yellow smelly round sunglasses	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2034	spinning Fonzie's wicker shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	diffused extra-activated frozen radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 21
2037	pickled blue shaking wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 50
2038	ionized ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 29
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	blinking exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	blue upside-down hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	big bland brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5	decent	
2046	bland wobbly frat brats	3	decent	
2047	snack-sized flavorless mirror knob ka-bobs	2	decent	
2049	fancy drinkable purple can of Swiller	3	good	Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 40
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	spinning cyan sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	flattened adder bladder	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 46
2057	pension check	0		
2058	huge picnic basket	0		
2059	extra-chilled shaking skewed Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 23
2060	steel-toed personal trainer's sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9
2061	Jim Carey's helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	Temple Grandin's sage shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
2063	moldy maroon blackberry	3	crappy	
2064	olive forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	maroon wholesome thinker's kick-ass kicks	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	ghostly tequila grenade	0		
2069	ghostly beer helmet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	knitted distressed denim pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	greasy perforated battle paddle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2072	blurry inspector's flashing novelty button of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15
2073	bouncing green flame-wreathed glowstick of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	beefcake's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Muscle: +25
2075	scorching spandex anniversary shorts	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	blurry olive reassuring jar of anniversary jam	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2077	bucket of anniversary lard of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2078	blue upside-down rock-hard anniversary concrete fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	greasy scorching makeshift turban	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	auspicious makeshift cape	0		Item Drop: +10
2081	Temple Grandin's makeshift skirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	maroon makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	boiled bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 50
2086	dehydrated maroon huge bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	distilled tube of hair oil	1		
2088	irradiated Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 23
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	fireproof flame-retardant steel-toed arcane researcher's pilgrim shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: 4, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	bouncing squat horrifying hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2094	gigantic normal special ballroom blintz	6	good	Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 50
2095	towel	0		
2096	powdered guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	upside-down cyan 17-ball of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2098	wobbly filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	tumbling bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	mirror vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	pulsating squat stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	twirling stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	shaking tooth	0		
2112	blurry leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	blurry red Temple Grandin's wheel	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	skewed gray groovy prehistoric spear	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	huge stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	blinking censurious fire of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	huge leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	squat Grateful Undead T-shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2121	olive beefcake's ASCII shirt	0		Muscle: +25
2122	hale safety vest of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25
2123	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2125	skewed coward's Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Monster Level: -20
2126	narrow auspicious banded bronze breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +10
2127	shaking gravedigger's hat hacker T-shirt of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	wobbly possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	smartaleck's killer rag doll	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	red tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	ruddy incredibly marionette	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	maroon bouncing dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	yellow Socratic mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	tumbling smelly razor-sharp vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	huge razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	huge blurry narrow length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	teal block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	twirling evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	stale super-sized fancy frank	5	decent	Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	stale small plate of franks and beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	perfectly mixed shot of blackberry schnapps	3	EPIC	
2152	spinning gray capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	tumbling yellow Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	cyan high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	mirror servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	spinning computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	inspector's manspreader's toy ray gun	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	blinking toy space helmet of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	fuchsia rosewater-soaked brawny astronaut pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	dog trainer's toy jet pack	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	narrow maroon triangular stone	0		
2174	skewed mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	wobbly Jim Carey's obsidian dagger	0		Monster Level: +25
2179	blinking archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	twirling amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	twirling Harold's hammer	0		
2185	wobbly beefy Kiss the Knob apron	0		Muscle: +10
2186	cyan unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	special bad weak flask of peppermint schnapps	2	decent	Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	upside-down yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	rotten small candy stake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	high-proof acceptable huge eggnog	10	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	flavorless unspeakable fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	flavorless enchanted snack-sized gingerbread horror	2	decent	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	activated Vulcanized but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	moldy bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	stale enchanted skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	bite-sized adequate tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	cyan Sherlock's plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	sizzling plastic yuletide troll	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	blurry family-friendly plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	bouncing careful plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	wobbly greedy plastic Scream Queen	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	twirling Crimbo tiki necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	red Annie Oakley's bobble-hip hula elf doll of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	skewed horrifying Crimbo ukulele	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	Sherlock's Tiki lighter of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	forbidden dangerous deck of tropical cards	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	miser's wool tropical paperweight	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	weightlifter's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	upside-down Jack Frost's Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	miniature delicious blinking super ka-bob	2	awesome	
2218	decent beer basted brat	4	good	
2219	censurious Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	non-alkaline pickled and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	Jeselnik's careful liar's pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	flame-retardant extremely unsafe juggler's balls	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	pulsating energetic pink shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	blue familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	stylish strapping evil eyeball pendant	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	oxidized adjusted ghostly arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	concentrated shaking cyan cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	magnetized toad horn	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	spinning icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	narrow spinning smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	stiffened bow tie	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Clowniness: 75
2234	energetic calavera concertina	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Song Duration: 7
2235	ratarang of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100
2236	anodized quantum yellow turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 66
2237	skewed spinning pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	pulsating pygmy nose-bone of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2239	tumbling fuchsia bad voodoo mask of the ox of the brute	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	gray bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	gray pygmy spear of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2242	quadruple-ionized altered pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 11
2243	healthy headhunter necktie of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2244	ghostly asbestos-lined curative pointed stick	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2245	educational knobby helmet turtle	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	quilted knobby kneepads	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2247	squat cyan sewer turtle of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2248	manspreader's experienced sebaceous shield	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10
2249	jittery skeletortoise of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	red smartaleck's box turtle	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2252	beefcake's box turtle	0		Muscle: +25
2253	wholesome grievous bottlecap turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10
2254	chaotic Van der Graaf Samson's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	razor-sharp furry turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	beefcake's furry earmuffs	0		Muscle: +25
2257	jittery zippy supercool reinforced furry underpants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	spinning photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	squat lion oil	0		
2264	decent thick stunt nuts	5	good	
2265	adequate wet stew	3	good	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	green Mega Gem	0		
2268	careful Staff of Fats	0		Monster Level: -10
2269	snack-sized moldy sausage wonton	2	crappy	
2270	wholesome sinister belt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2271	mediocre skewed narrow bottle of Merlot	3	decent	
2272	distilled smooth maroon bottle of Port	5	awesome	
2273	bad practically non-alcoholic fancy purple shaking spinning bottle of Pinot Noir	1	decent	Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 10
2274	distilled acceptable upside-down bottle of Zinfandel	5	good	
2275	drinkable blurry bottle of Marsala	4	good	
2276	acceptable irresponsibly strong bottle of Muscat	10	good	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	tumbling book	0		
2280	lime green Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	maroon Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	wobbly extremely unsafe seal-skull helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	spinning petrified noodles	0		
2285	tumbling chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	rosewater-soaked steel-toed glowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	squat encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	blue paperclip	0		
2290	ghostly really house	0		
2291	tumbling Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wobbly wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	ghostly cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	jittery Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	upside-down marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	twirling Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	electrified denatured candy heart	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	wet pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	energized dry candy heart	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	denatured moist irradiated candy heart	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	energized dry candy heart	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	vacuum-sealed moist tumbling candy heart	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	blurry candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	mirror red pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	wobbly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	lime green jittery candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	upside-down candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	red bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	skewed carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	pressed can of paint	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 45
2328	yellow squat drum machine	0		
2329	gray handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	twirling bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	yummy Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	awesome	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	blinking Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	pulsating prompt flame-wreathed pipe	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
2337	zippy reinforced beaded headband	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	decent ghostly pudding	4	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	acceptable irresponsibly strong shaking Blackfly Chardonnay	9	good	
2340	acceptable & tan	3	good	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	jumbo normal forest cake	5	good	
2343	adequate forest ham	3	good	
2344	non-aerosolized vacuum-sealed squat jittery purple filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 32
2345	ionized magnetized blinking filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 29
2346	ionized spinning green filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 16
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	upside-down gas balloon	0		
2350	huge twirling beer bomb	0		
2351	jittery superamplified boom box	0		
2352	hardy Da Vinci's fire poi	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50
2353	narrow avaricious bejeweled pledge pin	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	pickled warmed henna face paint	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 29
2356	vacuum-sealed galvanized upside-down blurry tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 64
2357	Gaia beads of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	jittery clay bead	0		
2361	boxer's hippy medical kit of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2362	blurry asbestos-lined scandalous Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
2363	Jack Frost's longhaired hippy wig of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	ghostly cool Zim Merman's guitar	0		Moxie: +5
2365	nasty C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Stench Damage: +5
2366	boxer's peel hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	sizzling strapping flowing hippy skirt	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	squat natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	snack-sized adequate banana	2	good	
2374	skewed banana peel	0		
2375	snack-sized flavorless banana cream pie	2	decent	
2376	fancy artisanal yellow banana daiquiri	3	EPIC	Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 10
2377	watered-down hand-crafted ghostly twirling bungle in the jungle	2	super EPIC	
2378	twirling blue banana spritzer	0		
2379	colloidal banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 20
2380	cyan dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	olive shaking class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	steel-toed padded keg shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
2387	twirling knitted finger	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2388	grievous war tongs of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	stylish asbestos apron	0		Moxie: +25
2391	scorching beaten-up Chucks	0		Hot Damage: +25
2392	squat hardy natty ascot	0		Maximum HP: +50
2393	twirling razor-sharp wreath of laurels of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	narrow educational Danglin' Chad's loincloth of doom	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	skewed horrifying tube sock	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2396	jittery chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	mirror Sherlock's energy drink IV	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2399	huge scandalous careful Elmley shades	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	green cool beer bong of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
2402	upside-down gauze garter	0		
2403	huge barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	wobbly squat teal squat broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	razor-sharp bounty-hunting helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	Samson's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2418	quilted bounty-hunting pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	boiled ghostly huge bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 36
2420	activated nitrogenated mirror teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 49
2421	nitrogenated bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 11
2422	dry wet irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 23
2423	cold-filtered double-polymerized yellow Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 34
2424	corrupted blurry cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 67
2425	chilled chilled ionized bouncing can of spinach	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 61
2426	super-electrified Vulcanized shaking fire flower	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 69
2427	enhanced dry freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 32
2428	enhanced extra-corrupted fake blood	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 61
2429	enhanced huge gray Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 45
2430	activated bouncing bag of lard	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 39
2431	oxidized blurry ghostly bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 30
2432	ionized narrow maroon SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 40
2433	colloidal denatured narrow bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 11
2434	super-aerosolized pickled eyedrops	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 35
2435	enhanced magnetized wobbly Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 12
2436	ionized denatured donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 62
2437	maroon New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	wobbly scented massage oil	0		
2439	spinning poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	fuchsia unnatural gas	0		
2441	huge Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	blurry Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	fireproof MacGyver's pink glowstick	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	drinkable Supernova Champagne	3	good	
2445	narrow Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	olive hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	mirror bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	jittery six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	blinking groovy goatskin umbrella	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2452	smelly wool hat of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	spinning blue Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	healthy Fonzie's belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2455	huge slick bar whip	0		Moxie: +10
2456	green chaotic barskin buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2457	shaking whip of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2458	careful barskin loincloth	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	clever tighty whiteys	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	mirror yak toupee of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	pulsating Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	low-calorie tasty bowl of Bounty-Os	1	awesome	
2465	triple-distilled aged Oreille Divisée brandy	6	awesome	
2466	skewed jittery pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	tumbling suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	ghostly callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	narrow empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	shaking clown skin	0		
2475	blinking frightening clown wig of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	boxer's clownskin belt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Clowniness: 50
2477	ribald clownskin buckler	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2478	blurry sage clown whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	rosewater-soaked demon-horned hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	personal trainer's demon buckler	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2482	greedy demon whip of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
2483	barskin cloak of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2484	double-paned snakeskin duster of the boozehound	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100
2485	foul-smelling shellacked clownskin harness	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2486	knitted flame-wreathed demonskin jacket	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
2487	olive ribald hipposkin poncho	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2488	shaking green razor-sharp yak anorak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2489	grievous tuxedo shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2490	clever gnauga hide vest of horror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2491	squat shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	tumbling gravedigger's Da Vinci's Necrotelicomnicon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10
2495	mirror jittery prompt auspicious Cookbook of the Damned	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3
2496	stanky Sinful Desires of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	skewed molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	skewed tumbling extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	wobbly bouncing necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	narrow Da Vinci's beach glass necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2509	auspicious peace-sign necklace	0		Item Drop: +10
2510	Lo Pan's vibrating round sunglasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	wholesome spark plug earring of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2514	wicked woven baling wire bracelets of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5
2515	blurry savvy brawny gearbox necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20
2516	wrench bracelet of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Food Drop: +100
2517	ribald Da Vinci's chain necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
2518	mirror horrifying sawblade shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2519	weak smooth McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2	awesome	
2520	drinkable special weak ghostly melted Jell-o shot	2	good	Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 35
2521	weak delicious shaking cruelty-free wine	2	awesome	
2522	drinkable thistle wine	4	good	
2523	mirror megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	diet adequate fish	1	good	
2526	rotten fish casserole	4	crappy	
2527	decent super-sized pulsating fish lasagna	5	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	toothsome upside-down gnatloaf	3	awesome	
2530	moldy fancy gnatloaf casserole	4	crappy	Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 20
2531	enchanted flavorless gnat lasagna	4	decent	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 35
2532	spinning pork	0		
2533	moldy squat spinning pork chop sandwiches	3	crappy	
2534	adequate pork casserole	4	good	
2535	rotten diet spinning pork lasagna	1	crappy	
2536	shaking canopic jar	0		
2537	purple spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	Oprah's Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	denatured squat lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	activated frozen magnetized blinking tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	wet begpwnia	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	modified purple upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	warmed ionized half-orchid	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	lard-coated tin star of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	knitted outrageous sombrero of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	stiffened fortified "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	blinking reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	pulsating high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	pulsating electrified rosy-cheeked Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	narrow chilly Squeezebox of the Ages of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	Rosewater's brawny Chelonian Morningstar	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	twirling supercool beefcake's Hammer of Smiting	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	extremely unsafe wizardly 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	healthy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of James Dean of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	deionized electrified ant agonist	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 30
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	jittery tumbling ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	huge ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	blurry honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	blurry Jim Carey's razor-sharp cactus quill	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25
2578	energetic brainy Staff of the Short Order Cook of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
2579	miniature flavorless cactus fruit	2	decent	
2580	sharpshooter's Oprah's scorpion whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2581	narrow handful of sand	0		
2582	yellow brick of sand	0		
2583	flavorless centipede eggs	4	decent	
2584	wobbly baleful wonderwall shield	0		Spell Damage: +25
2585	blue wizardly Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Mysticality: +25
2586	greedy General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Meat Drop: +20
2587	hardened Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2588	spinning weightlifter's Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Muscle: +15
2589	immense delicious red hot date	7	awesome	
2590	bad ghostly distilled fortified wine	4	decent	
2591	bland enchanted immense narrow tasty tart	10	decent	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 20
2592	bouncing Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	bland big cyan Knob pasty	5	decent	
2594	tolerable practically non-alcoholic thermos full of Knob coffee	1	good	
2595	chilled Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 43
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	tumbling leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	sage brawny Staff of the Midnight Snack of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2602	medical-grade hardened Staff of Blood and Pudding of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	bouncing rock-hard Tuesday's ruby	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	foul-smelling palm-frond whip	0		Stench Damage: +10
2608	squat palm-frond net	0		
2609	reassuring frosty palm-frond capris	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	steel-toed extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	bouncing blurry mojo filter	0		
2615	normal savoy truffle	3	good	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	yellow mirror strapping Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
2619	upside-down jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	flavorless unidentified jerky	3	decent	
2621	hardy strapping nasty rat mask	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	wool chaotic ratskin belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2623	stanky banded rattail whip	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2624	sinister bat hat of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	aromatic Rosewater's bat whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1
2626	bouncing studded Fonzie's bat-ass jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80
2627	spinning inspector's baleful catskin cap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	wool medical-grade catskin buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2629	resourceful rosy-cheeked tail o' nine cats	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	non-boiled chilled spinning gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 26
2632	boiled aerosolized tumbling mother's helper	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 52
2633	ghostly shaking healthy pat-a-cake pendant of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2634	fuchsia mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	cyan blurry Usain Bolt's mummy mask	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	savvy wizardly gauze shorts	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	ghostly gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	family-friendly Jack Frost's greaves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	groovy cowboy hat of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	Usain Bolt's energetic Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80
2643	strapping happiness	0		Muscle: +5
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	red fetid feather	0		
2648	pulsating flirtatious feather	0		
2649	tumbling Jack Frost's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	normal gigantic twirling S.T.L.T.	10	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	adequate honey-dew	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	hand-crafted special Xanadian	4	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	Vulcanized bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	wobbly zippy sinister Drowsy Sword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
2657	adequate escargotsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	lousy bouncing bottle of realpagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	shaking albatross necklace of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	vaporized green not-a-pipe	1	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	drinkable blurry teal flask of Amontillado	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	thinker's ball mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	vibrating Can-Can skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	ionized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	polymerized lime green bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	altered double-Vulcanized bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	Vulcanized spinning spiky collar	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	dried wobbly can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	diluted red patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	denatured Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	special mediocre irresponsibly strong shot of nepenthe schnapps	9	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	bouncing Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	polarized frozen bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	boiled skewed yellow handful of moss	1		
2676	powdered bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	altered protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	aerosolized concentrated sparkler	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 21
2680	enhanced snake	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 15, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	concentrated bouncing M-242	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 33
2682	spinning mirror detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	cool beefy armgun	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	hardened dreadlock whip of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2689	veiny Fonzie's beer-a-pult	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10
2690	chilly smartaleck's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5
2691	flavorless handful of nuts and berries	3	decent	
2692	tumbling wobbly ruddy driftwood sculpture of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2693	aromatic thinker's massive sitar	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
2694	personal trainer's stone baseball cap of the cougar of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	delicious cup of beer	3	awesome	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	teal duct tape wallet	0		
2699	miser's nasty duct tape shirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
2700	teal Rosewater's duct tape fedora of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	aromatic MacGyver's duct tape sword	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1
2702	smelly Socratic duct tape dockers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	blinking olive stylish duct tape buckler	0		Moxie: +25
2704	red shrinking powder	0		
2705	Da Vinci's blackberry slippers of the cougar of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2706	tumbling auspicious wool smooth blackberry moccasins	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2707	bouncing family-friendly rosy-cheeked blackberry combat boots of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2708	triple-deionized funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 64
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	colloidal oxidized bouncing facepaint	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 16
2712	quadruple-tarnished blue sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 68
2713	colloidal concentrated narrow twirling Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 16
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	jittery mirror sausage bomb	0		
2716	scandalous sizzling battered hubcap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
2717	Usain Bolt's coward's hood ornament of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +80
2718	bouncing spare kidney	0		
2719	wobbly knitted dangerous Herculean hand-carved bokken	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
2720	up-at-dawn slick hand-carved bow of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +5
2721	horrifying quilted Newton's hand-carved staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25
2722	asbestos-lined clever dangerous Staff of the Greasefire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2723	ghostly shaking dog trainer's rock-hard Staff of the Grand Flambé of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1
2724	super-sized moldy blurry bowl of rye sprouts	5	crappy	
2725	tasty jumbo cob of corn	5	awesome	
2726	spoiled juniper berries	3	crappy	
2727	moldy plum	3	crappy	
2728	bite-sized moldy pear	1	crappy	
2729	massive spoiled peach	8	crappy	
2730	mediocre teal plum wine	4	decent	
2731	smooth watered-down fuchsia shot of pear schnapps	2	awesome	
2732	smooth twirling shot of peach schnapps	4	awesome	
2733	normal bunch of square grapes	3	good	
2734	spoiled brown sugar cane	3	crappy	
2735	flavorless sandwich of the gods	3	decent	
2736	lousy watered-down teal blinking Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	decent	
2737	twisted leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	non-activated panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 32
2740	sharpshooter's veiny cool Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2741	special mediocre weak boilermaker	2	decent	Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 10
2742	decent steel lasagna	3	quest	
2743	hand-crafted watered-down narrow steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	diluted steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 15
2745	irradiated gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 13
2746	Vulcanized extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 65
2747	purple squat chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	twirling furniture dolly of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2749	experienced weightlifter's Staff of the Grease Trap of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +50
2750	blurry Tesla Uranium Omega of Temperance of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2751	huge Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2752	fireproof Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2753	sharpshooter's Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2754	squat zippy extremely unsafe Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2755	prompt therapeutic Iron Beta of Industry	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2756	sizzling stylish Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2757	forbidden Red Balloon of Valor of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2758	ghostly Jack Frost's frosty Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Cold Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip
2759	maroon manspreader's cool Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2760	red beefcake's Green Clover of Justice of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2761	sinister Yellow Moon of Compassion of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2762	arcane researcher's stylish Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
2763	mirror dog trainer's strapping Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2764	pulsating Oprah's stiffened banded Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	decent Crimbo pie	3	good	
2768	thick stale pear tart	5	decent	
2769	adequate enchanted peach pie	3	good	Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 20
2770	super-nitrogenated liquefied yellow chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 17
2771	wet dry blinking handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 67
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	blue effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	purple Jim Carey's filigreed hamethyst earring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25
2778	quilted cool filigreed hamethyst necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
2779	flame-wreathed dangerous filigreed hamethyst ring of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2780	executive hardened extremely unsafe baconstone earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2781	skewed sizzling thinker's baconstone necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2782	ribald smooth baconstone ring of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2783	weightlifter's pulled porquoise earring of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25
2784	flame-retardant brainy pulled porquoise pendant	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2785	miser's crafty pulled porquoise ring of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2786	spinning cyan perfumed Oprah's Earring of Fire	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2787	dog trainer's Pendant of Fire of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2788	twirling shellacked Sinatra's Ring of Fire	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2789	greedy Annie Oakley's Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2790	teal prompt Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2791	shellacked Ice-Cold Beer Ring of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2792	blue bouncing upside-down wicked Unspeakable Earring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2793	Jack Frost's Choker of the Ultragoth of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2794	fuchsia twirling frightening chaotic The Ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2795	Jack Frost's Nose Ring of Putrescence of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2796	sharpshooter's curative Putrid Pendant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2797	ghostly lightning-fast cool Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2798	skewed MacGyver's shellacked Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2799	frosty sage Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2800	pulsating clever strapping Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2801	narrow vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jittery jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	super-polarized twirling vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 24
2805	activated ionized vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 46
2806	Vulcanized pressed vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 62
2807	cold-filtered alkaline bouncing shaking flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 28
2808	anodized flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 20
2809	vacuum-sealed shaking cyan flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 18
2810	cold-filtered alkaline vacuum-sealed blinking jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 27
2811	electrified huge bouncing jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 63
2812	diffused jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 41
2813	horrifying healthy Beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	gray scorching sharpshooter's hardy Bludgeon	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Brimstone
2815	quilted grievous Bunker of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -15, Brimstone
2816	ghostly medical-grade baleful extremely unsafe Boxers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	twirling auspicious toasty Annie Oakley's Brooch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	bouncing lightning-fast asbestos-lined arcane researcher's Bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	shaking jittery lightning-fast boxer's Grimacite gasmask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	jittery sizzling Grimacite gat of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	squat shellacked Grimacite gaiters of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	dance instructor's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	cyan pulsating asbestos-lined dog trainer's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	mirror Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf Grimacite girdle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	perfumed gravedigger's vibrating Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	mirror star key lime	0		
2832	decent super-sized narrow digital key lime pie	5	good	
2833	normal star key lime pie	3	good	
2834	knitted smelly bottle-rocket crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	pulsating veiny indie comic hipster glasses	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	wobbly mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	lime green pulsating Lo Pan's sinister glowstick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Periodical Paintbrush of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only
2840	fancy lousy teal bottle of cooking sherry	4	decent	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 15
2841	stale massive purple packet of ketchup	10	decent	
2842	lousy accidental cider	3	decent	
2843	decent dire fudgesicle	3	good	
2844	zippy dog trainer's navel ring of navel gazing of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	wholesome Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2848	twirling Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	spinning shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	weak tolerable moonberry wine cooler	2	good	
2851	delicious tumbling fine aged cheddarwurst	3	awesome	
2852	twirling branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	upside-down Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	blinking bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	Jim Carey's huge mosquito proboscis of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25
2856	concentrated maroon swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 50
2857	enhanced seegar butt	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 14
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	brawny witch wart	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5
2860	half-sized flavorless fancy swamp muck	2	decent	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 35
2861	avaricious greedy supercool leechknife	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: 50
2862	blurry upside-down decomposed boot	0		
2863	enhanced denatured dribbly candle	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 55
2864	skewed stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	lime green pulsating rosewater-soaked hale beaver spear	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
2866	foul-smelling vibrating shamanic beads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
2867	Newton's Socratic dilapidated wizard hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	dry pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
2869	non-irradiated boiled blinking bouncing pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 26
2870	polarized magnetized pirate tract	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 52
2871	red burnt flower	0		
2872	tumbling deadly plastic Naughty Sorceress of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
2873	miser's stylish plastic Ed the Undying	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +10
2874	veiny strapping plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10
2875	shaking cyan plastic Dr. Awkward of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2876	squat plastic protector spectre of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2877	stylish plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Moxie: +25
2878	smartaleck's plastic Boss Bat	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2879	family-friendly plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2880	narrow Fonzie's plastic Bonerdagon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2881	plastic The Man of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2882	brawny plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2883	padded plastic Felonia	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2884	shaking censurious plastic Beelzebozo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2885	gray Socratic plastic conservationist hippy	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2886	Temple Grandin's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2887	blinking inspector's plastic angry bugbear	0		Item Drop: +15
2888	jittery wholesome plastic anime smiley	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2889	blinking maroon personal trainer's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2890	gray squat electrified plastic astronomer	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2891	stiffened plastic beanbat	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2892	cyan Van der Graaf plastic blooper	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2893	scandalous plastic brainsweeper	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2894	ghostly plastic briefcase bat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2895	Lo Pan's plastic demoninja	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2896	plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2897	squat extremely unsafe plastic drunk goat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2898	teal forbidden plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2899	Rosewater's plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2900	Oprah's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2902	weightlifter's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Muscle: +15
2903	spinning therapeutic plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2904	gray plastic Knott Yeti of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2905	Samson's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2906	bouncing strapping plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Muscle: +5
2907	olive pulsating Jeselnik's plastic ninja snowman	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2908	electrified plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2909	family-friendly plastic G Imp	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2910	narrow energetic plastic goth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2911	skewed wool plastic cubist bull	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2912	grievous plastic scary clown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2913	narrow Jim Carey's plastic smarmy pirate	0		Monster Level: +25
2914	bouncing chaotic plastic spiny skelelton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2915	shellacked plastic Spam Witch	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2916	nasty plastic vampire	0		Stench Damage: +5
2917	Rosewater's plastic taco cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2919	wobbly lion tamer's plastic warwelf	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2920	cyan energetic plastic whitesnake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2921	Lo Pan's plastic XXX pr0n	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2922	bouncing plastic zmobie of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2923	jittery steel-toed plastic Protagonist	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2924	clever plastic Spunky Princess	0		Maximum MP: +20
2925	experienced plastic topiary golem	0		Experience: +2
2926	bouncing plastic senile lihc of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2927	twirling bouncing plastic Iiti Kitty of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2928	yellow veiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Maximum HP: +10
2929	tumbling skewed strapping plastic Trouser Snake	0		Muscle: +5
2930	gray twirling sizzling plastic Axe Wound	0		Hot Damage: +10
2931	tumbling olive stanky plastic Hellion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2932	blinking savvy plastic Black Knight	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2933	tumbling deadly plastic pair of tweezers	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2934	brainy plastic fruit golem	0		Mysticality: +5
2935	dog trainer's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2936	red castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	huge Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	normal Surprise Egg	4	good	
2941	anodized polymerized activated upside-down Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 11
2942	dry blurry chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 65
2943	anodized Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 59
2945	baleful brawny party hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	nippy V for Vivala mask of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	smooth special shot of rotgut	3	awesome	Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 15
2949	electrified energized extra-colloidal jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 25
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	occult glowstick of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	dance instructor's tip jar	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2955	adequate bouncing yam candy	3	good	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	jittery rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	normal gigantic tube of cranberry Go-Goo	10	good	
2959	rum barrel charrrm bracelet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2960	stale single-serving herbal stuffing	3	decent	
2961	decent packet of tofurkey gravy	4	good	
2962	flavorless fancy tofurkey nugget	4	decent	Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 15
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	skewed mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	irradiated altered Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 60
2968	warmed electrified ghostly Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 57
2969	half-sized rotten creamsicle	2	crappy	
2970	fancy lousy cream stout	3	decent	Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 25
2971	crafty beefcake's curmudgel	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +10
2972	bouncing grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	banded grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2974	shaking tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	shaking scorching personal trainer's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2976	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bilge wine	1	good	
2977	chilly witty rapier	0		Cold Damage: +5
2978	Lo Pan's yohohoyo of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2979	enhanced tarnished twirling fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 49
2980	huge booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	booty chest charrrm bracelet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	olive tumbling cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	narrow copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	upside-down cool copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +5
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	curative slick tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	beefy clingfilm trousers	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	bouncing stiffened wizardly clingfilm cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	groovy clingfilm slippers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	adequate gigantic skewed vinegar-soaked lemon slice	9	good	
2994	anodized pickled skewed fuchsia true grit	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 58
2995	censurious electrified hale buoybottoms	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	dance instructor's grungy flannel shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2997	family-friendly grungy bandana of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	lime green jittery Annie Oakley's grassy cutlass	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	blue rosewater-soaked pegleg	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3002	lamé pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	Sinatra's enormous hoop earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3004	greedy Newton's costume sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20
3005	gray narrow squat rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	scandalous resourceful rainbow pearl earring	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	twirling hale rainbow pearl necklace of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	blurry yellow Sinatra's slick rainbow pearl ring	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	frightening Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5
3010	skewed Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3011	spinning shaking sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	blinking simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	cyan tumbling foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	squat gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	twirling stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	lime green small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	watered-down fancy artisanal corpse on the beach	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 15
3026	practically non-alcoholic artisanal corpsetini	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3027	watered-down mediocre corpsedriver	2	decent	
3028	aged Corpse Island iced tea	4	awesome	
3029	bad watered-down red-headed corpse	2	decent	
3030	tolerable kamicorpse-ee	3	good	
3031	watered-down delicious corpsel	2	awesome	
3032	mediocre narrow corpsebite	3	decent	
3033	aromatic pirate fledges	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	stale super-sized ghostly pearl onion	5	decent	
3036	flavorless sea biscuit	4	decent	
3037	weak artisanal green bottle of rum	2	EPIC	
3038	lousy bottle of black-label rum	3	decent	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	tumbling voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	mirror Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	adequate enchanted small nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2	good	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	moldy snack-sized nanite-infested candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	spoiled bite-sized nanite-infested fruitcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	drinkable practically non-alcoholic teal nanite-infested eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	eyepatch of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	savvy cutlass	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3052	upside-down toasty breeches	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	yellow squat mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	super-electrified purple candy heart	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	oxidized denatured blinking cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	padded metallic foil cat ears	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	mirror iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	jittery LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	twirling gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	blinking cyborg doll of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	pulsating hardy toy maglev monorail	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	upside-down carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	cyan set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	fuchsia laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	purple hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	narrow kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	spinning Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	spinning teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	Samson's marionette collective	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	blurry prompt borg sock monkey	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	pulsating friendly chaotic roboduck-on-a-string	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	blinking mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	twirling hardy razor-sharp biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	purple fortified C.B.F.G. of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	inspector's grievous biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	boiled vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	extremely unsafe handmade hobby horse	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ball-in-a-cup of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	mansplainer's set of jacks	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	huge bland laser-broiled pear	6	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	dance instructor's arcane researcher's polyalloy shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	bouncing fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	groovy weightlifter's vibrating cyborg knife	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	supercharged veiny immense cyborg hand	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	sharpshooter's fortified cyborg stompin' boot of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	bouncing Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	maroon Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	mirror divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	upside-down divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	double-activated blinking narrow fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 53
3125	polarized denatured blurry bouncing piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 27
3126	bouncing jittery hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	normal half-sized huge roasted marshmallow	2	good	
3130	upside-down disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	miniature tasty bouncing tin cup of mulligan stew	2	awesome	
3132	narrow inspector's flamin' bindle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15
3133	foul-smelling freezin' bindle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +10
3134	shaking groovy stinkin' bindle of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
3135	wholesome baleful bindle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10
3136	huge clever beefy sleazy bindle	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +20
3137	chilly 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Cold Damage: +5
3138	squat blinking Hodgman's whackin' stick of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3139	prompt smooth Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Moxie: +15, Adventures: +3
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	dangerous panhandle panhandling hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	lard-coated cup of infinite pencils	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
3143	sizzling veiny Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10
3144	upside-down green a torn paper strip	0		
3145	tumbling teal squat El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	huge El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	pulsating squat El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	extra-activated olive warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 58
3160	activated humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 50
3161	concentrated skewed El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 66
3162	maroon El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	spinning El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	upside-down El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	improved nitrogenated quadruple-flattened tumbling seal eyeball	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 11
3169	small yummy shaking turtle soup	2	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	mirror evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	yellow wobbly dog trainer's evil paper umbrella	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3173	tarnished narrow evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 42
3174	rotten evil boring spaghetti	4	crappy	
3175	yummy tumbling evil noodles	4	awesome	
3176	stale tiny upside-down evil noodles	1	decent	
3177	normal special huge evil painful penne pasta	7	good	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 5
3178	small flavorless 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	decent	
3179	moldy evil ravioli della hippy	4	crappy	
3180	adequate half-sized evil noodles	2	good	
3181	polarized teal evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 27
3182	oxidized energized olive evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 32
3183	vacuum-sealed evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 45
3184	corrupted improved evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 60
3185	nitrogenated evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 23
3186	anodized evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 60
3187	alkaline alkaline mirror pulsating evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 12
3188	strong hand-crafted an evil sump'm sump'm	5	EPIC	
3189	triple-distilled bad evil ducha de oro	9	decent	
3190	drinkable irresponsibly strong jittery evil horizontal tango	7	good	
3191	perfectly mixed watered-down evil roll in the hay	2	super EPIC	
3192	jittery blinking naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	pulsating origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	dance instructor's origami pasties	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	wobbly steel-toed rock-hard brawny origami riding crop	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 14, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	teal El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	wobbly lump of coal	0		
3200	pulsating lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	jittery ghostly chilly slick KoL Con IV Pole of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	bouncing dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	purple dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	tumbling dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	mirror dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	blurry small laminated card	0		
3209	spinning laminated card	0		
3210	jittery notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	bouncing dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	red dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	narrow overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	upside-down shellacked banded glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	spinning hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	upside-down energetic gatorskin umbrella of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	lousy bottle of sewage schnapps	3	decent	
3226	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong blue squat bottle of Ooze-O	9	EPIC	
3227	spoiled snack-sized C.H.U.M. chum	2	crappy	
3228	adequate purple blurry unfortunate dumplings	3	good	
3229	huge decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	anodized wet mirror oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 49
3231	avaricious tattered paper crown	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	decent jumbo spinning vanilla-frosted king cake	5	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	ghostly Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	lime green Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	skewed shaking green Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	tumbling Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	bouncing Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	bouncing Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	Samson's brawny Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	executive Rosewater's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	perfumed boxer's Ol' Scratch's ash can of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	lime green greasy pink plastic baby	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	lime green sausage	0		
3251	frosty wizardly Frosty's silk hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	sinister brawny Frosty's carrot	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	miser's careful smooth Frosty's nailbat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	red crafty Oscus's pelt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	rosewater-soaked stylish Wand of Oscus of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	dog trainer's Oscus's dumpster waders of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	skewed tumbling greedy personal trainer's Zombo's skullcap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	family-friendly clever Zombo's shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	reassuring sharpshooter's Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	personal trainer's Chester's moustache of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	maroon skewed pulsating Socratic thinker's Chester's bag of candy	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	sage Chester's cutoffs of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	blinking candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	wobbly bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	improved handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 50
3269	liquefied lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 49
3270	boiled handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 20
3271	bouncing zippy crotchety pants	0		Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	toasty Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	Jim Carey's willowy bonnet	0		Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	twirling black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	hale studded belt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	yellow upside-down personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	shaking foul-smelling stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	adequate big salad	5	good	
3284	ghostly dog trainer's Jim Carey's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1
3285	flame-retardant C.H.U.M. knife	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3286	teal mansplainer's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Monster Level: +15
3287	skewed maroon quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	yellow scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	narrow abandoned candy	0		
3291	blinking secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	fuchsia squat adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	teal friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	twirling unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	mirror pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	wobbly sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	bouncing skewed Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	mirror The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	Da Vinci's sealskin drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	mirror washboard shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	huge scorching spaghetti-box banjo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	educational marinara jug	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	bouncing makeshift castanets of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	fuchsia upside-down squat MacGyver's left-handed melodica	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	mixed epic wad	1	awesome	
3317	beefcake's bottlecap	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
3318	narrow corncob pipe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
3319	narrow miser's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3320	frayed rope belt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
3321	upside-down packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	horrifying nippy mayfly bait necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	huge Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	skewed Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	bad practically non-alcoholic wobbly jar of fermented pickle juice	1	decent	
3326	compressed voodoo snuff	1	awesome	Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 10
3327	flavorless extra-greasy slider	3	decent	
3328	auspicious personal trainer's crumpled felt fedora	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	Jim Carey's battered top-hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	squat teal curative shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	dangerous mostly rat-hide leggings of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	blurry up-at-dawn hobo dungarees of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	arcane researcher's patched suit-pants of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	pulsating purple jittery hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	pulsating green rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	narrow occult extremely unsafe dead guy's memento	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	decent bite-sized banquet	1	good	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	twirling spinning squat The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	pulsating hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	twirling fuchsia skewed comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	perfectly mixed Ralph IX cognac	4	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	liquefied cold-filtered pulsating llama lama gong	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	huge moldy banana-frosted king cake	6	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	blurry mirror brown plastic baby of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	narrow scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	blinking yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	rotten half-sized shaking mole molé	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	delicious practically non-alcoholic purple Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	electrified quadruple-warmed Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	polarized wet digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	ghostly interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	denatured blurry glimmering roc feather	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	diluted shaking glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	powdered bouncing glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	pickled teal glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	diluted mirror skewed glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	distilled blurry glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	wobbly house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	spinning The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	ghostly healthy Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3381	Newton's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Thorns: 1
3382	Jack Frost's smooth Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3383	shellacked experienced Chester's sunglasses of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3384	toasty fortified Chester's muscle shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5
3385	up-at-dawn Chester's Aquarius medallion of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3386	wobbly studded Zombo's shoulder blade of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3387	twirling frightening smartaleck's Zombo's skull ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	healthy Rosewater's Frosty's arm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20
3390	olive smelly wholesome Staff of the Deepest Freeze of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	blinking wizardly Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Mysticality: +25, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	vibrating Socratic Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	hardened educational Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	red Van der Graaf educational Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	sinister smooth Hodgman's bow tie	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3398	drinkable Hodgman's blanket	4	good	
3399	smooth watered-down jar of squeeze	2	awesome	
3400	adequate gigantic bowl of fishysoisse	6	good	
3401	double-ionized red deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 34
3402	extra-ionized twirling concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 51
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	flame-wreathed sharpshooter's supercharged deck of lewd playing cards	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3405	Hodgman's sock of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3406	Hodgman's varcolac paw of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3407	blinking Hodgman's almanac of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3408	sage Hodgman's harmonica	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3409	Rosewater's Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3410	green Hodgman's detector of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3411	slick Hodgman's cane	0		Moxie: +10
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	blue upside-down Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	blurry bouncing box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	moist red bouncing sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 13
3423	vacuum-sealed tarnished narrow frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 67
3424	anodized fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 67
3425	flattened wobbly blinking garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 17
3426	Vulcanized modified shaking strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 28
3427	yellow roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	activated Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 22
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	cyan rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	pulsating educational smooth stirring stick	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1
3436	reassuring toasty Staff of the Teapot Tempest of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
3437	up-at-dawn flame-retardant supercool Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
3438	ghostly frightening groovy cool Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	dried yellow mirror prismatic wad	1	good	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	gray miser's club of the five seasons	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	brawny rainbow crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	blue narrow kitten	0		
3444	censurious webbed comic mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	mansplainer's thinker's six-rainbow shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	skewed cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	jittery cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	narrow cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	lime green cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	hardened trusty torch	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	hale Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3458	liquefied double-ionized dry blinking STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 52
3459	hand-crafted white-label gin	3	EPIC	
3460	stale tin rations	3	decent	
3461	mirror haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	special mediocre bottle of sake	3	decent	Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 15
3464	round pebble of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3465	small rotten lime green pulsating Bash-Ōs cereal	2	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	spinning Sherlock's electrified savvy haiku katana	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	fireproof plastic baby	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	tasty bouncing blueberry-frosted king cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	spinning bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	narrow asbestos-lined knitted Seasonal Beret of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	shaking Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	non-boiled ionized ghostly cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 38
3475	galvanized ionized magnetized spinning cyan blurry blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 22
3476	boiled blinking plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 50
3477	tarnished activated double-polymerized jittery pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 41
3478	ionized blue peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 18
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	jittery huge squat spot	0		
3481	upside-down uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	spinning psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	extra-flattened vacuum-sealed glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 16
3486	red dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	decent bouncing beefy fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	spoiled enchanted bite-sized blurry glistening fish meat	1	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	massive moldy narrow slick fish meat	7	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	stiffened Herculean fish scimitar	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1
3493	wholesome dance instructor's fish stick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
3494	energetic fish bazooka of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
3495	polarized yellow sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 43
3496	polarized bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 42
3497	weak delicious mirror yellow bottle of Pete's Sake	2	awesome	
3498	upside-down invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	immense enchanted moldy narrow canapés	10	crappy	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 20
3502	dehydrated thermos of brew	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	drinkable fancy glass of brandy	4	good	Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	blinking French slippers	0		
3505	executive LWA ring	0		Meat Drop: +40
3506	shaking LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	blinking narrow frightening scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	fuchsia scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	skewed scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	foul-smelling sinister ganger bandana	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	tumbling eel skin	0		
3517	reassuring eelskin hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	Herculean eelskin pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	shaking upside-down studded eelskin shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	narrow ruddy groovy shark tooth necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3522	olive stiffened strapping shark jumper	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1
3523	moist corrupted pulsating shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 57
3524	unsweetened huge skewed eel battery	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 46
3525	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 49
3526	scratch 'n' sniff crossbow of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	maroon mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	jittery rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	huge plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	green plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	squat plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	bouncing inspector's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	upside-down jittery frosty depleted Grimacite gravy boat of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	dog trainer's groovy depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	wobbly nasty energetic depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	hale arcane researcher's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	lime green flame-wreathed depleted Grimacite shinguards of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	spinning blue lion tamer's occult depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	sharpshooter's smooth KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	bouncing gravedigger's propeller beanie	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	vibrating cool straw hat of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	skewed friendly healthy dangerous octopus's spade	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
3553	jittery purple soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	spoiled blinking sea carrot	3	crappy	
3556	super-sized bland squat sea cucumber	5	decent	
3557	normal snack-sized sea avocado	2	good	
3558	bite-sized decent special spinning sea lychee	1	good	Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30
3559	adequate half-sized wobbly sea tangelo	2	good	
3560	spoiled squat fuchsia sea honeydew	4	crappy	
3561	improved chilled pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 19
3562	wet maroon spinning pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 63
3563	liquefied modified spinning huge pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 54
3564	hand-crafted berry-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3565	perfectly mixed citrus-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3566	delicious watered-down melon-infused sake	2	awesome	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	chilly lion tamer's smartaleck's sponge helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	ribald Oprah's spongy shield of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +10
3570	zippy supercharged square sponge pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	tumbling flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	adequate rice	4	good	
3584	bland special snack-sized irradiated candy cane	2	decent	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	normal miniature gingerbread mutant bugbear	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	drinkable oozenog	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	polymerized frozen huge green sugar plum	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	anodized diffused olive sugar banana	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	dry skewed sugar lime	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	galvanized lime green sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	miser's hale Mer-kin hookspear	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Drops Meat
3592	huge Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	quadruple-tarnished wet Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 52
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	cyan imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	rosewater-soaked Socratic beefcake's moist sailor's cap	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	squat fuchsia healthy sage speargun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
3601	Van der Graaf compass	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3602	wobbly broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	gray smelly dance instructor's sage diving helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	manspreader's aerated diving helmet of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	mirror imitation whetstone	0		
3611	cold-filtered skewed sea grease	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 37
3612	blinking bouncing sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	huge jittery rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	Vulcanized ghostly unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	wobbly pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	supercool parasitic claw	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	parasitic tentacles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	narrow twirling parasitic headgnawer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	spinning squat fortified parasitic strangleworm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	jittery blurry Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	cold-filtered nitrogenated blinking Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	spinning radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	brawny brainy elven socks	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	cyan medical-grade arcane researcher's elven gloves	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	purple blurry Tesla electrified festive holiday hat	0		MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	Newton's educational patent shoes	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	gray bow tie of the cougar of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	padded penguin thesaurus of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	big tasty blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	awesome	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	wobbly jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	tumbling red pufferfish spine	0		
3644	avaricious depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	drinkable watered-down canteen of wine	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	spoiled elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	skewed elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	pulsating map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	yummy toast with jam	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	tolerable elven moonshine	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	spoiled special narrow jittery knuckle sandwich	3	crappy	Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	reassuring hardy psycho sweater	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	cyan fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	Usain Bolt's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	Socratic plastic mutant elf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	blurry curative plastic fat stack of cash	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	tumbling manspreader's plastic strand of DNA	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	bouncing wobbly Temple Grandin's plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	red twirling container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	rosy-cheeked Putty mitre	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	tumbling occult slick Putty leotard	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	bouncing hardy Putty ball	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	spinning Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	MacGyver's steel-toed wizardly Putty snake	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	knitted shellacked glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	glow-in-the-dark dart gun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	weightlifter's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	jittery jittery Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	adequate can of franks 'n' beans	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	practically non-alcoholic bad blurry bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	ghostly red wobbly Fonzie's diving muff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
3678	artisanal salinated mint julep	4	EPIC	
3679	tumbling ink bladder	0		
3680	ghostly esca	0		
3681	yellow bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	blinking map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	half-sized normal upside-down tempura carrot	2	good	
3685	delicious tempura cucumber	4	awesome	
3686	bland tempura avocado	3	decent	
3687	bland snack-sized sea broccoli	2	decent	
3688	flavorless sea cauliflower	4	decent	
3689	snack-sized spoiled tempura broccoli	2	crappy	
3690	normal massive tempura cauliflower	7	good	
3691	spoiled fancy sea blueberry	4	crappy	Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 30
3692	bland jumbo sea persimmon	5	decent	
3693	triple-energized quantum ghostly ghostly pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 29
3694	nitrogenated purple pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 62
3695	blinking wool Mer-kin digpick	0		Cold Resistance: +1
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	blinking velcro ore	0		
3699	blurry teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	yellow waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	savvy slick beefy velcro broadsword	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20
3706	squat horrifying sharpshooter's razor-sharp velcro paddle ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
3707	narrow sharpshooter's boxer's velcro shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3708	lightning-fast padded velcro boots of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
3709	zippy Jeselnik's non-stick pugil stick	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
3710	family-friendly sinister teflon spatula of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3711	auspicious stylish wizardly teflon shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +10
3712	skewed auspicious Jim Carey's manspreader's teflon swim fins	0		Monster Level: 35, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3713	squat fireproof 7-inch discus of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
3714	blinking twirling scorching dog trainer's Newton's PVC staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25
3715	jittery dog trainer's vinyl shield of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3716	foul-smelling rock-hard vinyl boots of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	blurry olive lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	skewed tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	upside-down tumbling brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	narrow possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	Fonzie's glass gnoll eye	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3732	galvanized cigar butt	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 59
3733	sizzling experienced manly bloomers	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	tumbling fat wallet	0		
3736	auspicious extremely unsafe handwarmer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3737	greedy steel-toed lighter	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +20
3738	moldy wobbly packet of beer nuts	3	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	shaking handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	aerosolized non-alkaline wobbly jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 20
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	jittery mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	chilled concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 37
3750	huge ruddy vampire pearl earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3751	bland chocolate chip brownies	3	decent	
3753	jittery Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	frozen triple-nitrogenated blinking tumbling love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	vacuum-sealed ionized blurry love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	frozen corrupted love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	triple-electrified love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	extra-altered magnetized modified blinking love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	super-ionized improved activated love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	dry vacuum-sealed squat breath mint	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 43
3761	rosewater-soaked vampire pearl ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3762	bouncing Rosewater's vampire pearl necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
3763	tolerable slug of vodka	4	good	
3764	practically non-alcoholic lousy shaking pulsating slug of rum	1	decent	
3765	acceptable slug of shochu	4	good	
3766	bad weak screwdiver	2	decent	
3767	perfectly mixed pulsating dew yoana lei	4	EPIC	
3768	drinkable lychee chuhai	4	good	
3769	acceptable salacious screwdiver	3	good	
3770	irresponsibly strong lousy dew yoana salacious lei	7	decent	
3771	lousy practically non-alcoholic salacious lychee chuhai	1	decent	
3772	lousy Alewife&trade; Ale	3	decent	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	spinning map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	fuchsia tumbling Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	aromatic ruddy pink pinkslip slip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	up-at-dawn manspreader's sea salt scrubs	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +5
3778	Jim Carey's arcane researcher's amber aviator shades of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3779	oxidized polarized hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 43
3780	Temple Grandin's vibrating thinker's nurse's hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	altered bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	powdered olive bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	mirror crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	aromatic sizzling grievous Mer-kin roundshield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
3804	shaking Jeselnik's ruddy Mer-kin breastplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25
3805	vibrating Mer-kin sneakmask of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	skewed Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	vacuum-sealed skewed Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 29
3808	shaking Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	special flavorless chocolate-frosted king cake	3	decent	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	wizardly plastic baby	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	moldy diet yellow sea radish	1	crappy	
3818	gravedigger's Annie Oakley's occult halibut	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
3819	red eel sauce	0		
3820	teal ghostly greedy water-polo mitt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
3821	quantum blurry syringe	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 61
3822	spinning wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	improved wad of cotton	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 21
3824	tumbling Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	flavorless tempura radish	4	decent	
3830	water-polo cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	tolerable Typical Tavern swill	4	good	
3832	artisanal tropical swill	4	EPIC	
3833	hand-crafted watered-down fruity girl swill	2	EPIC	
3834	watered-down fancy drinkable pulsating blended swill	2	good	Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	Van der Graaf Da Vinci's slick Elvish sunglasses of the storm	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	upside-down wizardly anniversary safety glass vest	0		Mysticality: +25
3838	shaking frosty anniversary burlap belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3839	frightening anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
3842	extremely unsafe out-of-tune biwa	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3843	huge ribald dented harmonica	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
3844	squat manspreader's Rosewater's magic whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10
3845	plastic blowgun of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3846	shaking fortified jungle drum of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20
3847	blurry hippy bongo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
3848	hale knob bugle	0		Maximum HP: +20
3849	skewed boxer's 4-dimensional guitar of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3850	boxing glove of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3851	executive occult grievous boxing glove on a spring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40
3852	upside-down friendly baleful half-sized guitar	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
3853	dog trainer's friendly bass drum	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1
3854	foul-smelling pixel boomerang	0		Stench Damage: +10
3855	olive sizzling dangerous world's smallest violin of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10
3856	clever personal trainer's ocarina of space of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20
3857	hardened a butt tuba	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3858	electrified bone flute	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3859	nippy infernal fife	0		Cold Damage: +10
3860	bouncing stiffened charming flute	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3861	jittery blurry leaf of grass	0		
3862	lime green prompt Sinatra's grass whistle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +3
3863	huge rosewater-soaked scorching plastic guitar	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
3864	rosy-cheeked finger cymbals	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3865	yellow stylish kettle drum of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3866	blue avaricious family-friendly double-barreled sling	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
3867	manspreader's dance instructor's magilaser blastercannon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10
3868	blinking clever veiny hanky&#363;	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	veiny ultimate ultimate frisbee of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	Fonzie's stylish office-supply crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1
3872	pocket theremin of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3873	auspicious clever rave whistle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Raveosity: +1
3874	olive hellseal hide	0		
3875	twirling shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	mirror burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	pulsating hellseal sinew	0		
3879	narrow torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	purple hellseal disguise	0		
3881	supercharged fouet de tortue-dressage of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	frozen altered gray vial of slime	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 40
3886	non-ionized pickled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 17
3887	irradiated vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 25
3888	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered vial of slime	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 29
3889	corrupted activated chilled blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 59
3890	ionized quadruple-magnetized diffused vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 68
3891	warmed pickled pulsating vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 17
3892	frozen nitrogenated upside-down vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 33
3893	dry pulsating vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 35
3894	concentrated vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 17
3895	nitrogenated non-quantum vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
3896	super-concentrated irradiated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 24
3897	magnetized huge vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	tumbling seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	blue skewed figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	jittery figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	blurry figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	shaking red figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	jittery imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	artisanal spinning blended swill with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	lard-coated turtle wax shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3916	Sherlock's turtle wax helmet	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	turtle wax greaves of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	yellow Van der Graaf meat shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	huge scorching turtlemail coif of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	rosy-cheeked turtlemail breeches of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	sizzling turtlemail hauberk of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10
3923	tumbling hedgeturtle	0		
3924	ghostly lion tamer's groovy spiky turtle helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	jittery blue ruddy spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	nasty sharpshooter's spiky turtle shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	olive syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	nitrogenated dry quadruple-enhanced tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 62
3931	ruddy severed flipper of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	bad-ass club of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	Vulcanized hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 18
3936	electrified corrupted scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 29
3937	non-colloidal fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 29
3938	scandalous club of corruption	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	spinning grievous corrupt club of corruption	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	shaking chilly chaotic evil-ass club of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	blurry greedy razor-sharp wizardly nasty-ass club	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	family-friendly coward's infernal toilet brush	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	scandalous fortified shadowy seal eye	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	twirling Oprah's oyster egg balloon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	ghostly Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	bouncing key	0		
3951	ghostly Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	blurry gray monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	gray bejeweled cufflinks of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3959	garish pinky ring of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3960	supercool designer sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
3961	veiny opera glasses of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	bouncing green Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cyan cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	denatured dry twirling cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 16
3966	lightning-fast medical-grade hot-ass club of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	executive sizzling frigid-ass club	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	dog trainer's Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's creepy-ass club	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	extra-dry dry yellow blinking sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 39
3970	narrow maroon greasy crafty Abyssal ember	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	colloidal moist olive shaking jittery frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 32
3972	wholesome seal spine of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	triple-nitrogenated triple-nitrogenated seal lube	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 66
3974	smooth mannequin leg of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	narrow auspicious padded tortoise of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
3976	thinker's tortoboggan of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	inspector's extremely unsafe painted shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	bouncing shaking shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	stiffened torquoise ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	greasy Herculean dueling banjo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	jittery flame-retardant razor-sharp samurai turtle helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	bouncing turtle shell	0		
3989	wobbly turtle shell powder	0		
3990	jittery turtle shell helmet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	red bouncing slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	maroon security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	cyan boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	upside-down gray infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dehydrated agua de vida	1	good	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	tortoboggan shield of terror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	soup-chucks of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4005	liquefied energized ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 60
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	wobbly memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	green memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	fuchsia memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	Jeselnik's greaves	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	pulsating undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	brawny piece of rebar of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
4021	coward's brainy shovel of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20
4022	greasy extremely unsafe strapping necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4023	MacGyver's wholesome sinister speargun	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100
4024	pulsating executive flame-wreathed compass	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
4025	electrified stylish thinker's helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	studded Newton's lantern of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +60
4027	toasty supercool greaves of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	pulsating Annie Oakley's sinister club of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
4029	pulsating skewed memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	thick flavorless slimy sweetbreads	5	decent	
4038	hand-crafted strong slimy fermented bile bladder	5	EPIC	
4039	distilled jittery slimy alveolus	1		
4040	jittery memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	bouncing sizzling chilly pig-iron helm	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	spinning lion tamer's pig-iron shinguards of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	gray pig-iron bracers of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	huge wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	ghostly wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	wumpus-hair whip of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	Sherlock's coward's wumpus-hair wig of temperance	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	lightning-fast wizardly wumpus-hair loincloth of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	deadly boxer's wumpus-hair sweater	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	ring of teleportation of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	bouncing banana milkshake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	perfectly mixed spirit-forward White Hyborian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	studded goblin hunting spear	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	shellacked goblin autoblowgun of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	dog trainer's tribal beads	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	friendly stone fist of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	jittery huge censurious stone head	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	lime green Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	spinning Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	squat Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	spinning essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	red Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	upside-down multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	upside-down foul-smelling villainous scythe of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	maroon ruddy baneful bandolier of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	wobbly toasty slick diabolical crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	coward's Fonzie's malevolent medallion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	boxer's corrosive cowl of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	reassuring shellacked grisly shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	Oprah's extremely unsafe corroded breeches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	Annie Oakley's Rosewater's pernicious cudgel	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	normal cupcake-in-a-cup	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	moldy jumbo purple protein paste	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	medical-grade supercool cyber-mattock	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	cold-filtered mirror neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	cold-filtered jittery physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	narrow slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	sharpshooter's peawee marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4096	sizzling brown crock marble	0		Hot Damage: +10
4097	dance instructor's China marble	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4098	aromatic lemonade marble	0		Stench Resistance: +1
4099	bumblebee marble of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4100	narrow therapeutic jet bennie marble	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4101	frosty careful beige clambroth marble	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
4102	therapeutic steely marble	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4103	squat chaotic personal trainer's beach ball marble of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
4104	bouncing forbidden catseye marble	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
4105	bumboozer marble of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4106	chamoisole of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
4107	boiled adjusted nitrogenated bitter pill	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 41
4108	shaking wobbly prompt therapeutic monstrous monocle	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	red foul-smelling musty moccasins of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	pulsating vibrating ruddy molten medallion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	flame-retardant brazen bracelet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	up-at-dawn stiffened bitter bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	stanky bewitching boots	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	blurry moist sack	0		
4116	spinning zippy vibrating cool rickety unicycle	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4117	double-paned crusty hula hoop of the detective of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4118	mirror reassuring crafty Coily&trade; of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
4119	deadly smartaleck's slick school flying disc	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5
4120	careful lawn dart of James Dean of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10
4121	olive mansplainer's Tesla wagon of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4122	lime green skewed wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	fuchsia knitted thinker's crown-shaped beanie of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	rosewater-soaked padded hopping socks of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
4125	frightening chilly healthy poodle skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	clever rosy-cheeked smooth letterman's jacket	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20
4127	spinning family-friendly aromatic hardened slime hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	ghostly lightning-fast Herculean hardened slime pants of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	reassuring clever hardened slime belt of terror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	twisted blurry boot plant	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	mediocre upside-down sham champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	ionized deionized diffused tempura air	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 24
4134	frozen moist pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 69
4135	bouncing moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	smelly Jack Frost's boxer's stylish Bag o' Tricks	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	olive slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	jittery a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	shaking funny paper hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	tarnished liquefied sand	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 49
4147	supercharged occult charged magnet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	gray quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	chilled dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	irradiated spinning wobbly yellow Elvish delight	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 11
4153	shaking spinning rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	squat live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	gray wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	maroon huge gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	yellow rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	purple rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	artisanal pebblebr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	decent rocky road ice cream	4	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	extra-denatured anodized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 49
4164	frozen Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 53
4165	Jim Carey's veiny Herculean Staff of the Soupbone	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25
4166	MacGyver's Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Voluminous Radio Hat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	cool Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
4169	jittery red 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	mirror stanky rock helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	yellow sage rock pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	avaricious rock necklace	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4175	blue spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	pulsating sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	narrow Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	slick sugar shotgun	0		Moxie: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	squat sugar shillelagh of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	razor-sharp sugar shank	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	shaking knitted sugar chapeau of the ox of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	baleful sugar shorts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	gray pulsating slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	blurry blurry greasy slime convention pin	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4188	upside-down wobbly slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	ghostly control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	family-friendly sugar shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	bouncing sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	rave visor of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	huge avaricious baggy rave pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	skewed sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	purple blinking mansplainer's forbidden sea cowboy hat of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	wobbly upside-down gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	huge urchin roe	0		
4203	pulsating pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	green Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	ghostly Socratic sage brand new key	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1
4207	reassuring dorsal fin	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4208	blurry skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	skewed twirling mermaid's purse	0		
4212	upside-down underwater slingshot	0		
4213	tumbling rock-hard Fonzie's skate blade	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	olive wobbly wool Samson's collapsible baton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +1
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	upside-down blurry groupie bra	0		
4218	deionized spinning bouncing groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 58
4219	auspicious nasty skate board	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
4220	shaking red S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	yield shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	spinning squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	blurry skewed unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	gravedigger's Star of Bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
4227	huge hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	teal perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	blue amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	wizardly pat&eacute; knife	0		Mysticality: +25
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	huge can of sterno	0		
4237	cheese-slicer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4238	low-calorie decent beef jerky	1	good	
4239	fuchsia banded pipe wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4240	quantum Vulcanized spinning gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 18
4241	teal sleep mask of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	Sherlock's sock garters	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4243	energized energized mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 24
4244	foul-smelling leather-bound tome	0		Stench Damage: +10
4245	ghostly bookmark	0		
4246	sinister ivory cue ball	0		Spell Damage: +10
4247	artisanal fancy decanter of fine Scotch	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 35
4248	dried purple expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	triple-altered ghostly vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 36
4253	diffused wobbly potion of speed	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 53
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	double-concentrated narrow sap	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	adequate chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	hand-crafted mulled cider	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	jittery twirling wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bark boxers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	narrow bark beret of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	deadly bark bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
4267	olive Fonzie's sage Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	yellow stanky crafty Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	smelly MacGyver's Angelhair Culottes	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	smelly thinker's Newman's Own Trousers	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	flame-wreathed hardy Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	resourceful Lederhosen of the Night of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	colloidal blinking ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	censurious mansplainer's Fonzie's Underworld truncheon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	squat auspicious coward's educational Staff of the Woodfire	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	cyan smooth Underworld flail of James Dean of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	gray Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	jittery hale Mer-kin bunwig of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	aromatic medical-grade hardy crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	squat friendly quilted crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	Sherlock's Mer-kin gladiator mask of the brute of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	blinking mansplainer's energetic Mer-kin scholar mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	executive hale extremely unsafe Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	ghostly sharpshooter's ruddy Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	gray blinking Sherlock's Newton's brainy Mer-kin headguard	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	vibrating Mer-kin waistrope	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
4290	bouncing toasty studded Mer-kin facecowl of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
4291	bouncing resourceful Mer-kin thighguard	0		Maximum MP: +50
4292	sharpshooter's wholesome hardened Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	squat zippy smooth Mer-kin dragnet of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	bouncing wobbly studded Socratic supercool Mer-kin switchblade	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	bouncing crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	blurry therapeutic Ass-Stompers of Violence of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	baleful Newton's Brand of Violence of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	lightning-fast zippy censurious Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: 60, Single Equip
4300	careful Tesla steel-toed Lens of Violence	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	reassuring steel-toed supercool Pigsticker of Violence	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +1
4302	perfumed electrified rock-hard Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	bouncing gravedigger's Tesla crafty Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	horrifying electrified shellacked Girdle of Hatred	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	cyan blinking cool Staff of Simmering Hatred of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25
4306	blue sizzling vibrating Pantaloons of Hatred of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	zippy Jim Carey's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4308	greasy Newton's supercool Lens of Hatred	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	flame-retardant greasy medical-grade Treads of Loathing	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	pulsating knitted chilly Scepter of Loathing of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Cloathing
4311	aromatic electrified medical-grade Belt of Loathing	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	twirling fortified Goggles of Loathing of the brazier of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	hale rock-hard Fonzie's Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +20, Cloathing
4314	frightening Sinatra's Jeans of Loathing of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	huge asbestos-lined Annual Ascot	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4316	miser's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	educational smartaleck's Flail of the Seven Aspects of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	cyan experienced Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	lime green dog trainer's thinker's Windsor Pan of the Source of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	lime green foul-smelling vibrating weightlifter's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	twirling twirling squat lion tamer's curative wicked brawny The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	wobbly Sherlock's family-friendly Claw of the Infernal Seal of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	upside-down sinister Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	scorching razor-sharp Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	frosty steel-toed rock-hard Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Damage Reduction: 14, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	veiny Bling of the New Wave of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	stylish La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the blizzard of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	narrow suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	stale candy kneecapping stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	normal miniature blue licorice garrote	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	candy knuckles of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	rotten jawbruiser	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	energized magnetized skewed chocolate car	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	plastic 11 Dealer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	spinning plastic Crimbo Casino of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	huge stylish plastic stocking mimic	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	yellow censurious plastic Crimbomination	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	pressed dry Piddles	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	nitrogenated energized pulsating ghostly BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	denatured pressed Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	skewed string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	purple plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	blue tumbling gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	gray leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	Temple Grandin's snow hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	green fireproof snow pants	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	olive flame-retardant snow belly	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	lime green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	spoiled expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	enchanted drinkable twirling expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	good	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	squat snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	bouncing fuchsia elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	electrified upside-down shaking elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	diet bland pulsating penguin focaccia bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	weak special hand-crafted herringcello	2	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	weak bad elven cellocello	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	tumbling chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	shaking purple grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	squat twirling elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	tumbling spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	spinning throwing wrench of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	gravedigger's pair of bolt cutters	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	avaricious poison pen	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	sizzling speed limit shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	wobbly slick live wire of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	olive dangerous misfit dolly of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	greasy misfit hobby horse of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	blinking toasty mansplainer's misfit teddy bear	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	narrow Sherlock's pocketwatch on a chain of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	coward's rock-hard cement sandals	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	sizzling wizardly night-vision goggles	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	hardened peanut brittle shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	razor-sharp arcane researcher's Red Rover BB gun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	strapping red-and-green sweater	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	pulsating Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	Vulcanized liquefied electrified Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	extra-ionized Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	aerosolized Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	smooth cheese sword	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	wholesome cheese diaper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	twirling gravedigger's cheese wheel	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	skewed cheese eye of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	prompt Lo Pan's smartaleck's Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	fuchsia Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	twirling blurry The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	bland red quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	acceptable huge Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	ghostly ghostly sealhide leggings of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	boxer's sealhide cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4418	avaricious sealhide buckler	0		Meat Drop: +30
4419	stanky sealhide whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4420	sealhide moccasins of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
4421	aromatic sealhide gloves	0		Stench Resistance: +1
4422	nippy sealhide belt	0		Cold Damage: +10
4423	blue sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	vacuum-sealed olive sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 58
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	MacGyver's glowstick on a string	0		Maximum MP: +100, Raveosity: +1
4429	pulsating Newton's candy necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	lightning-fast teddybear backpack	0		Initiative: +40, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	pickled non-polarized yellow invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	unsweetened extra-warmed improved irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	unsweetened irritability potion	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	pulsating gray cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	shaking hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	wicked guard turtle shell	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	upside-down jittery ribald crowbar	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4443	mirror sinister spaghetti cult mask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	huge spangly mariachi pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	spangly mariachi vest of Gandalf of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4447	inspector's spangly sombrero	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	pickled ghostly twirling cyan Instant Karma	1	decent	Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 20
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	mirror experienced pointy hat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	jittery tumbling huge aromatic lawnmower blade	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	pulsating cyan The Landscaper's leafblower of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	blue snailmail bits	0		
4458	snailmail coif of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	knitted Annie Oakley's snailmail breeches	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	sinister smooth snailmail hauberk	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +10
4461	ionized purple seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 28
4462	polymerized diffused chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 20
4463	alkaline aerosolized spinning spinning chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 18
4464	Vulcanized oxidized chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 21
4465	double-flattened vacuum-sealed tumbling chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 43
4466	alkaline dry chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
4467	quadruple-energized energized corrupted huge chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 50
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	blue BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	bouncing gravedigger's BRICKO hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	double-paned BRICKO pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	BRICKO sword of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	skewed BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	blue BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	narrow BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	wobbly BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	BRICKO bulwark of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	Vulcanized recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 35
4498	dry warmed recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 29
4499	Vulcanized galvanized recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 13
4500	tarnished quantum enhanced recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 45
4501	double-quantum recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 36
4502	denatured double-boiled recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 31
4503	galvanized recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	greasy Lo Pan's heart of the volcano	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4505	pickled wobbly Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 37
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	tumbling blurry Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	oxidized &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	mirror spinning reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	yummy fancy walrus ice cream	3	awesome	Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	stale small beautiful soup	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	shaking eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	half-sized adequate Humpty Dumplings	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	normal upside-down Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	lousy special blinking missing wine	4	decent	Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	toothsome matter custard	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	denatured aerosolized ghostly jittery comfit?	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	cyan ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	sizzling flamingo mallet of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	spinning Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	nasty MacGyver's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	double-paned wig of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	decent thick skewed donut	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	tasty bucket of honey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	Oprah's elephant stinger of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	stale dragon snaps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	bouncing blurry razor-sharp snapdragon pistil of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	delicious rook cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	flavorless bishop cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	stale bouncing knight cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	flavorless snack-sized maroon king cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	decent special cyan queen cookie	4	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	olive insane tophat of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	bouncing ghostly fuchsia banded helm of the knight of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	tumbling avaricious wristwatch of the knight of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	trousers of the knight of the storm of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	crafty tophat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	olive hale tie	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
4543	hardened tuxedo pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	blinking porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	yellow bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	bouncing dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	skewed detour shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	twirling twirling right parenthesis	0		
4557	skewed dollar sign	0		
4558	squat equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	bad shaking world's most unappetizing beverage	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	slippery when wet shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	spoiled raisin	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	twirling fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	bouncing beefcake's flyest of shirts of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	spoiled shaking a dance upon the palate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	yummy huge prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	adequate blurry squirmy violent party snack	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	auspicious can-you-dig-it?	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	blurry The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	maroon panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	skewed maroon skewed bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	boiled improved maroon Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	fuchsia Temple Grandin's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	red jittery fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	decent bouncing squat yellow six wedges of goat cheese	3	good	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	twirling boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	squat wholesome pixel whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
4590	boxer's pixel chain whip	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	Oprah's pixel morning star	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	lime green pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	blurry pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	bouncing map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	drinkable plastic cup of beer	4	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	maroon jittery bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	red keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	mirror asbestos-lined bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	bland sun-dried tofu	3	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	strong artisanal soyburger juice	5	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	huge narrow respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	red wobbly essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	warmed extra-colloidal huge essential soy	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	chilled nitrogenated essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	skewed map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	teal arcane researcher's Crown of Thrones	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong cyan Cinco Mayo Lager	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	upside-down Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	red pulsating Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	altered bouncing shaking chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	tasty pawn cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	twisted huge bouncing coffee pixie stick	1	EPIC	Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	red finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	red parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	coward's plastic spider ring	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	Lo Pan's plastic kazoo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	groovy inflatable baseball bat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	ruddy googly-star hat of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	tumbling mansplainer's strapping googly-ball hat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	tumbling googly-heart hat of the overflowing toilet of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	wool super-sweet boom box of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	wobbly ribald stiffened educational sinister demon mask	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	Usain Bolt's executive Annie Oakley's streetfighting champion's belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	beefcake's strapping Space Trip safety headphones of Tarzan	0		Muscle: 30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	purple occult LARP carp	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4641	huge steel-toed KoL Con Six Pack of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Booze Drop: +100
4642	crafty Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Maximum MP: +10
4643	ghostly lard-coated rxr shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	fuchsia occult smartaleck's Juju Mojo Mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	huge sinister space trooper helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	avaricious greedy Meteoid ice beam of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: 50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	Oprah's healthy dangerous Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	shaking chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	wobbly fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ghostly ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	careful thinker's ironic knit cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	frosty ironic battle spoon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4655	supercharged wicked ironic jogging shorts of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	teal nippy mole skin notebook	0		Cold Damage: +10
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	lime green map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	hardy blackberry galoshes	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
4660	shaking avaricious occult trout fang	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	bland huge poisonous caviar	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	polymerized wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	blinking Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	twirling flame-retardant Ellsbury's skull of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	mirror lard-coated hot plate	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
4666	vibrating imp unity ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10
4667	clever Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Maximum MP: +20
4668	banded observational glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4669	narrow horrifying hilarious comedy prop	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	drinkable practically non-alcoholic booze-soaked cherry	1	good	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	yummy marshmallow	3	awesome	
4674	moldy special sponge cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
4675	smooth gin-soaked blotter paper	3	awesome	
4676	upside-down tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	spinning unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	blue volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	sinister pottery shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	twirling Sherlock's pottery hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	mirror censurious pottery training pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	sizzling pottery club	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	maroon fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	spinning fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	red fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	shaking fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	purple executive Oprah's Greatest American Pants of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	Usain Bolt's fossilized necklace	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	jittery imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	upside-down fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	shaking blinking upside-down waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	wobbly squat archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	wobbly red-hot medallion of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	blurry blurry E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	blinking hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	flavorless lemon popsicle	3	decent	
4715	spoiled miniature blinking popsicle	2	crappy	
4716	decent strawberry popsicle	3	good	
4717	delicious liver popsicle	4	awesome	
4718	tumbling squat narrow Annie Oakley's mariachi hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	olive ribald Hollandaise helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	wobbly organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	massive normal liver and let pie	9	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	normal teal badass pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	delicious massive shoo-fish pie	7	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	stale tiny piping organ pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	enchanted stale igloo pie	3	decent	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	spoiled stomach turnover	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	stale miniature shaking dead lights pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	spoiled throbbing organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	jittery veiny stop shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	teal sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	narrow skewed kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	shaking rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	beer-soaked mop of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4738	special practically non-alcoholic acceptable day-old beer	1	good	Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 30
4739	hand-crafted watered-down plain beer	2	EPIC	
4740	weak drinkable overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	2	good	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	dry boiled wobbly PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 22
4745	diffused Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 26
4746	quantum cyan Pain Dip	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 29
4747	miniature delicious enchanted bone meal	2	awesome	Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	lousy mirror bone aperitif	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	Samson's bonerang	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	wicked bone and arrows	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	double-paned boning knife	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	lime green groovy bone crusher	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	bone spurs of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	greasy dangerous bonedanna	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	auspicious boneana hammock of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	spinning bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	mirror pulsating Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	deionized candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	narrow packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	cyan squat pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	bland pumpkin pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	drinkable pumpkin beer	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	magnetized pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	Van der Graaf boxer's shin gourds	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	Jeselnik's lion tamer's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the cheetah	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	huge pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	blurry Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	wobbly Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	narrow Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	yellow Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	low-calorie delicious squat CRIMBCOIDS mints	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	tasty snack-sized blurry CRIMBCOLOAF	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	rotten narrow circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	chilly plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	pulsating sinister plastic fax machine	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	narrow rock-hard plastic hobo elf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	shaking lard-coated plastic Mr. Mination	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	maroon Jeselnik's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	squat hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	green S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	blinking jittery robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	blinking robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	purple robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	bouncing robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	mirror wobbly robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	purple robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	rotten snack-sized triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	yummy square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	awesome	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	steel-toed sinister bindlestocking of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	wobbly sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	blurry blurry The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	avaricious Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	upside-down red flame-wreathed Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	sharpshooter's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	strapping Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	groovy Uncle Hobo's belt of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	modified chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	Herculean gift-a-pult	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	pickled holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	tumbling paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	smartaleck's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	ghostly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	ghostly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	jittery deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	tumbling cyan paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	greedy smartaleck's paperclip-on tie of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	inspector's aromatic paperclip pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	skewed Samson's supercool smooth paperclip turban	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	spinning veiny paperclip cape	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	shaking photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	wet aerosolized blinking chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	aerosolized vacuum-sealed bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	magnetized upside-down incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	activated boiled ghostly myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	lousy blinking CRIMBCO wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	tumbling Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	huge toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	moldy toe jam toast	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	ghostly traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	bland special traffic jam toast	3	decent	Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal immense space jam toast	7	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	altered magnetized bouncing cyan motivational poster	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	tumbling slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	spinning BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	delicious festive sausage	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	flavorless holiday cheese log	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	scorching BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	dog trainer's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	therapeutic BGE pocket calendar	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	upside-down BGE plastic toy of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	pulsating Tesla stapler bear	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	tumbling adhesive tape dolly of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	beefy scissor duck	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	energetic Seven Loco of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	ghostly ruddy Loathing Legion moondial	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	upside-down groovy Loathing Legion necktie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	Temple Grandin's Loathing Legion knife	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	flame-wreathed Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	fortified Loathing Legion can opener	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	baleful Loathing Legion chainsaw of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	tumbling gray brainy Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	squat savvy Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	yellow Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	teal bouncing toasty Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	Sherlock's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	sage Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	zippy Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	shaking groovy Loathing Legion abacus	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	upside-down Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	tumbling jittery Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	huge blinking Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	nasty Loathing Legion hammer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	bouncing Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	tumbling a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	bouncing shaking quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	wobbly arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	snack-sized moldy Knob jelly donut	2	crappy	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	shaking Knob cake pan	0		
4944	squat Knob batter	0		
4945	shaking Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	warmed weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 32
4950	frozen corrupted diffused huge abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 51
4951	strapping flimsy clipboard	0		Muscle: +5
4952	activated extra-colloidal baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 67
4953	shaking extremely unsafe Fonzie's whalebone corset	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
4954	blinking oven mitts of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
4955	adequate overcookie	3	good	
4956	tasty immense red philosopher's scone	8	awesome	
4957	vacuum-sealed improved skewed half-baked potion	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 50
4958	bouncing Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
4959	delicious Knob nuts	3	awesome	
4960	lousy weak purple Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	decent	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	Socratic mysterious lapel pin of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	narrow Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	yellow Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	blurry Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	upside-down Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	blinking Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	huge Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	teal Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	narrow purple upside-down Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	tumbling Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	ghostly Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	skewed Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	olive Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	skewed Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	twirling Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	gray Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	gray narrow Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	blinking Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	red Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	squat Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	spinning Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	green Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	purple Herculean card sleeve	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	narrow evil eye	0		
5011	spinning Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	skewed Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	massive spoiled enchanted wasabi pocky	9	crappy	Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	snack-sized decent tobiko pocky	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	delicious big olive natto pocky	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	tolerable blue wasabi-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	acceptable tobiko-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	acceptable distilled natto-infused sake	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	dry fuchsia blurry jittery wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	altered upside-down tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	denatured ionized unsweetened natto marble soda	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	blinking Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	corrupted polymerized elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	watered-down delicious marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	artisanal cranberry schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	boozy bad breaded beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	tolerable soy cordial	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	chilly mansplainer's strapping astral bludgeon	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5
5029	occult astral shield of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
5030	wicked astral chapeau of the dark arts of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	fuchsia electrified astral bracer of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5032	yellow blurry executive hardy deadly astral longbow	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +40
5033	stanky toasty astral shorts of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	tumbling medical-grade deadly thinker's astral mace	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5035	family-friendly ribald astral trousers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	narrow inspector's sizzling astral ring of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7
5037	flame-retardant mansplainer's astral statuette of terror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
5038	family-friendly Oprah's beefy astral pistol	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
5039	mirror wool astral mask of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5040	wobbly astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	family-friendly astral shirt of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
5042	nasty astral belt of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
5043	rotten miniature mirror astral hot dog	2	???	
5044	perfectly mixed weak astral pilsner	2	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	spinning astral six-pack	0		
5047	spinning Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	spinning shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	friendly careful double-ice cap of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	wobbly chilly resourceful razor-sharp double-ice box	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	crafty experienced double-ice britches	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	spinning obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	colloidal Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	activated energized purple Red Pill	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	yellow voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	lime green the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	jittery Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	fancy diet bland spaghetti con calaveras	1	decent	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	bland spinning popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	normal small chaos popcorn	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	lime green vibrating sinister hole of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	rotten huge blurry s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	yellow diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	acceptable pulsating Russian Ice	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	blinking Usain Bolt's clay ashtray	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	padded lanyard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	slick monster pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	spinning box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	wet quadruple-diffused Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	upside-down electrified Van der Graaf helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	spinning crutch of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	spinning pulsating quilted shock belt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	pickled red Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rubber band gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	weightlifter's pin-stripe slacks	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	gloves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	ionized modified correction fluid	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	hardy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	ghostly curative Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	Jim Carey's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	olive medical-grade Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	dance instructor's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	smelly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	skewed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	twirling bouncing Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	twirling quilted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	olive hale Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	fireproof Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	galvanized galvanized willyweed	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	double-irradiated Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	aerosolized cold-filtered ghostly fish juice box	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	blurry paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	drinkable Jeppson's Malort	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	quilted stress ball	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	manspreader's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	jittery yellow bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	mirror Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	shaking ghostly sizzling Jim Carey's shellacked Admiral's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	yellow hale banded thinker's aviator's cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	sinister beefcake's mirrored aviator shades	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	olive Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	maroon Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	non-quantum cold-filtered Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	flavorless elven hardtack	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	acceptable practically non-alcoholic elven squeeze	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	pulsating lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	mirror E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	lime green E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	gray E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	altered skewed astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	wobbly moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	jittery handful of honey	0		
5145	extra-cold-filtered shaking honeypot	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 40
5146	toothsome low-calorie wild honey pie	1	awesome	
5147	mediocre fancy honey mead	4	decent	Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 20
5148	green narrow scandalous toasty Lo Pan's honey dipper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
5149	honeybritches of the blizzard of courage of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	knitted savvy honeycap of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	mirror teal perfumed Moonthril Circlet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	bouncing occult Moonthril Greaves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Moonthril Flamberge of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	frightening Moonthril Longbow	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	olive lightning-fast Moonthril Cuirass	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	twirling fortified plush alielf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	quadruple-flattened ionized Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	auspicious plush dogcat	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	ghostly flame-retardant plush hamsterpus	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	double-paned plush ferrelf	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	flame-retardant plush alien hamsterpus	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	Jim Carey's plush mutated alielf	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	gravedigger's energetic plush mutated alielephant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	huge mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	wobbly friendly girl	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	narrow teal top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	pulsating distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	non-alkaline dry transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	blue Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	tolerable Saison du Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	tolerable spinning narrow Moonthril Schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	perfectly mixed Wrecked Generator	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	fancy flavorless diet ghostly Spaghetti with Moonballs	1	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	decent Crepes a la Lune	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	yummy Moon Pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	vacuum-sealed oxidized Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	diffused extra-deionized Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	pickled 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	ghostly Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	Vulcanized honey stick	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 54
5189	diffused double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	cyan zippy quilted Operation Patriot Shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	electrified altered corrupted data	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	spinning exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	shaking Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	pulsating knitted Great S-Cape	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	executive Marvelous Unitard	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	powdered upside-down gooey paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	pickled skewed squat beastly paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	dehydrated maroon paste	1	decent	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	compressed pulsating ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	mixed cyan greasy paste	1	good	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	modified bug paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	denatured ghostly gray hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	powdered squat orc paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	vaporized demonic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dried maroon narrow indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	distilled paste	1	good	Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	boiled goblin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	vaporized green pirate paste	1	good	Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	pickled chlorophyll paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	twisted upside-down paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	powdered Mer-kin paste	1	good	Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	twisted slimy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	dehydrated tumbling upside-down penguin paste	1	good	Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dehydrated elemental paste	1	good	Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	altered bouncing cosmic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	denatured blinking shaking hobo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	dehydrated bouncing blurry Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	bouncing fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	half-sized normal twirling Ur-Donut	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	red upside-down The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	blinking box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	delicious squat shaking bucket of wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	stale ultrafondue	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	teal unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	gray borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	red box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	bouncing Oprah's shining halo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	tumbling studded furry halo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	chaotic frosty halo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	aromatic time halo	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	watered-down artisanal jittery Lumineux Limnio	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	drinkable watered-down narrow Morto Moreto	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	hand-crafted watered-down Temps Tempranillo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	hand-crafted Bordeaux Marteaux	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	lousy boozy Fromage Pinotage	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	acceptable triple-distilled Beignet Milgranet	8	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	tolerable Muschat	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	snack-sized moldy cool jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	small yummy shrapnel jelly donut	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	enchanted adequate occult jelly donut	4	good	Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	normal huge thyme jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	rotten enchanted snack-sized danish	2	crappy	Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	miniature adequate smashed danish	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	miniature stale forbidden danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	decent cool cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	flavorless pulsating blunt cat claw	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	fancy spoiled red shadowy cat claw	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	adequate cheezburger	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	enchanted decent bite-sized toasted brie	1	good	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	vacuum-sealed colloidal potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	galvanized galvanized altered too legit potion	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	Vulcanized upside-down Bright Water	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	extra-chilled ionized blurry cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	boiled colloidal gray graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	nitrogenated dry blinking cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	anodized deionized red potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	concentrated moist potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	magnetized galvanized blinking blue potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	double-diffused anodized spinning potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	quantum polymerized nitrogenated potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	skewed holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	teal bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	purple broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skewed skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	ghostly hammerus of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	Annie Oakley's blunt icepick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	fluorescent lightbulb of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	manspreader's sage blammer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	twirling mirror razor-sharp clock-cleaning hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	fuchsia narrow flame-wreathed broken clock	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	greasy dethklok	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	weightlifter's glacial clock	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	skewed d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy phish stick	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	huge ghostly double-paned occult plastic vampire fangs of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	gray hale Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	prompt therapeutic Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the early riser	0		Adventures: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	wobbly friendly Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	shaking Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	spinning ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	anodized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	dry dry necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	double-flattened irradiated jittery bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	altered extra-polymerized whisker pencil	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	concentrated polarized blinking red press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	quantum quadruple-improved ghostly Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	irradiated blurry Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	alkaline irradiated dry Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	alkaline nitrogenated jittery Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	double-tarnished irradiated polarized jittery Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	tolerable high-proof mirror Ecto-Cooler	7	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	mediocre Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	lousy Blood Light	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	fortified drinkable Silver Bullet beer	5	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	drinkable Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	altered quantum sorority brain	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	triple-aerosolized Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	aerosolized modified moist drum of pomade	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	wobbly Sherlock's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	BRAINS shorts of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	squat weightlifter's Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	ghostly educational scrunchie	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	ghostly steel-toed groovy extremely skinny jeans	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	padded The Necbromancer's Hat of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	jittery personal trainer's Sinatra's The Necbromancer's Stein of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	personal trainer's The Necbromancer's Shorts of the wise owl of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	boxer's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	skewed The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	drinkable The Cooler Out of Space	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	boiled Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	spinning olive A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	blurry A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	pulsating A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	tumbling Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	fuchsia A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	skewed Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	red CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	pulsating blue CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	twirling boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	ghostly scandalous plastic trollipop	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	fortified plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	prompt plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	dog trainer's plastic colollilossus	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	mirror quilted dangerous plastic Big Candy	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	spinning The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	vaporized wobbly groose grease	1	decent	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	skewed lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	pulsating tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	squat kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	deadly ridiculous belt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	ghostly smelly ridiculous earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ruddy ridiculous sunglasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	half-sized normal ridiculous sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	irresponsibly strong drinkable ridiculous cocktail	10	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	electrified deadly zombie monkey necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5392	spinning Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	skewed wobbly scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	mirror peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	anodized gray peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	moldy peppermint patty	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	up-at-dawn candy cane	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	up-at-dawn perfumed Da Vinci's cane-mail shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	blinking inspector's chaotic beefcake's cane-mail pants	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	artisanal watered-down Vodka Matryoshka	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	artisanal Gin Mint	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	boozy artisanal Tequiz Navidad	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	perfectly mixed fortified Mint Yulep	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed spirit-forward wobbly blurry Crimbojito	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	hand-crafted squat Sangria de Menthe	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	twirling squat candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	blinking squat licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	irradiated jittery licorice root	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	deionized dry banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	liquefied nitrogenated pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	colloidal lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	altered blurry kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	unsweetened strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	lime green horrifying bananarama bangle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	skewed thinker's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	tourmalime tourniquet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	executive kumquartz ring	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	weightlifter's strawberyl necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	narrow Sherlock's sucker bucket of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	supercool sucker hakama	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	weightlifter's sucker kabuto	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	spinning spinning Jack Frost's sucker tachi	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	green squat grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	warmed fudge lily	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	diffused chilled fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	bouncing fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	huge yummy fudgesicle	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	huge The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	cold-filtered modified devilish folio	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	squat clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	wobbly gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	jittery gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gray gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	dry enhanced unsweetened mirror Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	decent miniature yellow fudge bunny	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	energetic vibrating fudgecycle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	cyan fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	wobbly blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	twirling Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	adjusted jittery cyan resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	activated energized resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	ionized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	alkaline Vulcanized narrow resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	quadruple-altered jittery resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	pickled resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	pickled deionized resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	enhanced quadruple-diffused resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	dry diffused fuchsia resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	tumbling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	fuchsia gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	diffused cyan gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	super-alkaline gummi snake	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	cold-filtered chilled blinking gummi canary	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	immense normal gummi bear	9	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	spoiled fuchsia gummi bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	low-calorie rotten lime green gummi bear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	adequate tumbling drunki-bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	jumbo normal yellow drunki-bear	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	tasty gigantic green drunki-bear	9	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	healthy gummi bowtie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	blinking horrifying fudge pocket square	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	sinister lollipop cufflinks	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	non-quantum non-unsweetened twirling gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	denatured gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	improved ionized jittery gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	bouncing all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	squat heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	wool Big Candy's tophat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	ghostly Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	blinking Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	fuchsia Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	spoiled massive jerky coins	6	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	lousy Go-Wassail	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	polarized energized wet lime green Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	colloidal concentrated bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	irradiated wobbly squat fuchsia wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	spinning tumbling pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	skewed pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	jittery pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	non-moist skewed Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	pulsating skewed do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	adequate twirling berries of suffering	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	corrupted baobab sap	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	mirror cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	wobbly magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	extra-dry mirror Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	watered-down perfectly mixed Barulio's bottle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	super-magnetized oxidized shaking Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	squat half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	green glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	adjusted Vulcanized skewed desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	huge Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	greasy Leapin' Trousers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
5544	watered-down acceptable mirror eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	spoiled miniature hamhock	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	mirror The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	upside-down Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	squat Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	squat Trusty of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	narrow empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	denatured activated unsweetened fireclutch	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 31
5556	miser's toasty Rain-Doh wings	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	bouncing Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	frosty Rain-Doh laser gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	twirling chilly sharpshooter's Rain-Doh lantern	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	pulsating Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	nippy Rain-Doh violet bo of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	spoiled enchanted diet PB&BP	1	crappy	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
5566	moldy club sandwich	3	crappy	
5567	adequate gigantic blinking corned-beef Reuben	8	good	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	mirror Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	artisanal lime green wobbly jittery Drac & Tan	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	bad Transylvania Sling	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	fortified acceptable tumbling spinning Shot of the Living Dead	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	watered-down special acceptable Buttery Knob	2	good	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	bad Slippery Knob	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	special triple-distilled artisanal Flaming Knob	6	EPIC	Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted squat Grasshopper	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	fortified enchanted perfectly mixed Locust	5	EPIC	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	hand-crafted Plague of Locusts	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	drinkable Red Dwarf	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	aged watered-down Golden Mean	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	strong artisanal Green Giant	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	watered-down drinkable special upside-down Aye Aye	2	good	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	high-proof perfectly mixed Aye Aye, Captain	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	lousy distilled Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	tolerable special Humanitini	4	good	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	mediocre More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	artisanal Oh, the Humanitini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	tolerable Great Older Fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	lousy practically non-alcoholic squat Fuzzy Tentacle	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	mediocre Crazymaker	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	perfectly mixed distilled Zoodriver	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	delicious Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	weak aged special blurry pulsating Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	awesome	Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong blue Suffering Sinner	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	mediocre teal Suppurating Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	perfectly mixed watered-down huge Sizzling Sinner	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	drinkable tumbling Firewater	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	acceptable high-proof Earth and Firewater	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	perfectly mixed Earth, Wind and Firewater	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Slimosa	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	bad Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	perfectly mixed watered-down Slimebite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Cement Mixer	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	artisanal Jackhammer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	drinkable Dump Truck	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	acceptable Fauna Libre	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	triple-distilled hand-crafted special Chakra Libre	6	EPIC	Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	fancy smooth bouncing Aura Libre	4	awesome	Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	watered-down artisanal Sazerorc	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	boozy tolerable Sazuruk-hai	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	extra-dry artisanal Flaming Sazerorc	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	lousy weak Green Velvet	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	perfectly mixed extra-dry Green Muslin	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	hand-crafted gray Green Burlap	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	artisanal wobbly Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	enchanted perfectly mixed Moonshine Mohobo	4	EPIC	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	tolerable Flaming Mohobo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	weak bad Drunken Philosopher	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	weak drinkable Drunken Neurologist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	hand-crafted Drunken Astrophysicist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	tolerable Dark & Starry	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	hand-crafted fancy Black Hole	4	EPIC	Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	watered-down aged Event Horizon	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	drinkable Herring Daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	smooth Herring Wallbanger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	distilled lousy Herringtini	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	weak tolerable tumbling Lollipop Drop	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	mediocre special Candy Alexander	3	decent	Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	tolerable Candicaine	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	fortified bad lime green Caipiranha	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	perfectly mixed twirling Flying Caipiranha	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	hand-crafted Flaming Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	high-proof acceptable pulsating Punchplanter	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	lousy teal Doublepunchplanter	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	acceptable Haymaker	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	mirror Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	twirling skewed crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	rotten fungus	4	crappy	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	activated galvanized stone wool	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50
5644	maroon stones	0		
5645	jittery the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	blinking calendar fragment	0		
5647	lime green inspector's calendar	0		Item Drop: +15
5648	shaking wobbly Fonzie's Boris's Helm of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	twirling slick staph of homophones of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text
5650	narrow wobbly perfumed Sinatra's Boris's Helm (askew) of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	bouncing mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	jittery Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	enchanted toothsome nailswurst	4	awesome	Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 40
5655	drinkable practically non-alcoholic wobbly used beer	1	good	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	insulting hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	pulsating ruddy offensive moustache	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
5661	blinking wobbly hairshirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
5662	upside-down Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	narrow puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	pulsating bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	fancy normal twirling fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	good	Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 15
5671	lousy slap and slap again	3	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	spinning beery blood	2	good	
5674	tumbling &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	distilled tumbling yellow spinning watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	greasy Ze&trade; goggles	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	twirling soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	spinning miser's beefcake's stylish swimsuit	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	huge lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	diet moldy P.B.L.T.	1	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	tumbling maroon bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	purple blinking bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	Jeselnik's UV monocular	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
5689	tumbling drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	wobbly pacification grenade	0		
5692	huge jittery rock-hard quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 5
5693	ribald phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
5694	gray Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	Temple Grandin's bugbear detector	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
5696	blinking bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	tumbling 1 Meat	0		
5698	up-at-dawn stiffened The Lost Glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
5699	spinning The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	red Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	blue mirror crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	tumbling wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	fuchsia crafty wax hat of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	teal flame-retardant weightlifter's wax pants	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	wet pressed drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	tumbling ghostly olive censurious wholesome fireman's helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	frosty fire axe	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	shaking spinning banded Samson's strapping fire extinguisher	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	ghostly Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	yellow spinning Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	jumbo flavorless FDKOL hotcakes	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	rotten fancy fiery wing	3	crappy	Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	lime green greedy wings of fire of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	Jeselnik's FDKOL fire hose	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	frozen bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	frightening Samson's hot daub bun	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	lion tamer's Rosewater's hot daub stand	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	smooth foot-long hot daub of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	stale angst burger	4	decent	
5731	acceptable 5-hour acrimony	4	good	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	stale maroon forbidden sausage	3	decent	
5735	Lord Flameface's cloak of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	chilled diffused shaking Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 39
5737	activated fuchsia bouncing daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	ribald Camp Scout backpack	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	bouncing CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	adequate miniature bag of GORP	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	delicious water purification pills	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	narrow Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	tolerable CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	small rotten bag of GORF	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	adequate bag of QWOP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	altered CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	lousy olive CSA cheerfulness ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	ghostly CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	flavorless snack-sized crappy brain	2	decent	
5753	flavorless red decent brain	3	decent	
5754	toothsome good brain	3	awesome	
5755	snack-sized normal boss brain	2	good	
5756	jumbo rotten hunter brain	5	crappy	
5758	squat up-at-dawn horrifying arcane researcher's Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	stanky educational staff	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25
5760	foul-smelling nasty rock-hard staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: 15
5761	ghostly auspicious mansplainer's Staff of the Scummy Sink of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	spinning nose	0		
5763	electrified beefy Superhero Reboots	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5764	lime green Van der Graaf therapeutic fuzzy busby	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	shaking executive gravedigger's fuzzy earmuffs	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	tumbling shellacked fuzzy montera of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	narrow gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	spinning gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	huge Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	spinning wobbly fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	studded beefy Barney's rake	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80
5778	stale wobbly idiot brain	3	decent	
5779	keel-haulin' knife of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
5780	quilted ice cream scoop	0		Damage Absorption: +40
5781	drinkable soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	good	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	bouncing raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	yellow weirdwood plank	0		
5785	squat olive thick caulk	0		
5786	ghostly hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	cyan smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	therapeutic right bear arm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	jittery double-paned friendly hale left bear arm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	supercool Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Moxie Percent: +20
5794	colloidal anodized ghostly Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 67
5795	extra-denatured Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 20
5796	super-electrified spinning Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 14
5797	colloidal cold-filtered gray bouncing Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 23
5798	quadruple-dry quantum Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 50
5799	quantum upside-down jittery eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 28
5800	flattened Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 12
5801	vacuum-sealed quantum blinking blinking Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 39
5802	altered double-nitrogenated perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 60
5803	non-warmed activated moist twirling White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 41
5804	ionized huge Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 47
5805	magnetized pressed breath mint	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 33
5806	frozen deionized unsweetened muesli	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 21
5807	adjusted flattened green glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 32
5808	activated glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 68
5809	polymerized upside-down red mirror Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 64
5810	concentrated pressed Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 48
5811	flattened tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 35
5812	colloidal cold-filtered skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 34
5813	concentrated smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 13
5814	electrified chilled lime green blob of acid	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 56
5815	diffused bouncing flayed mind	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 38
5816	extra-pickled quantum kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 55
5817	activated forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 18
5818	Vulcanized denatured Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 44
5819	non-Vulcanized frozen energized upside-down gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 27
5820	liquefied alkaline bull blubber	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 22
5821	cold-filtered ghostly frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 63
5822	ionized Vulcanized jittery gazely stare	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 36
5823	deionized liquefied blurry canopic jar	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 66
5824	adjusted clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 44
5825	quadruple-oxidized cold-filtered Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 63
5826	vacuum-sealed polymerized zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 42
5827	adjusted skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 68
5828	pressed gray gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 27
5829	diffused narrow olive janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 60
5830	aerosolized dry mirror upside-down pygmy papers	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 29
5831	electrified vacuum-sealed pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 18
5832	diffused secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 19
5833	pressed ionized brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 35
5834	colloidal holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 44
5835	deionized scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 30
5836	magnetized embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 33
5837	boiled ghostly Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 60
5838	super-energized wet ghostly Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 66
5839	deionized wobbly upside-down ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 15
5840	enhanced alkaline polymerized Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 27
5841	boiled alkaline corrupted A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 28
5842	colloidal huge toothbrush	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 66
5843	deionized pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
5844	nitrogenated modified tumbling mirror una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 52
5845	electrified aerosolized twirling compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 18
5846	pickled skewed salt water taffy	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 65
5847	activated jittery unholy water	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
5848	unsweetened boiled ghostly Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 37
5849	ionized bouncing handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 56
5850	oxidized altered blurry space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 50
5851	aerosolized pressed blurry temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 33
5852	vacuum-sealed irradiated oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 58
5853	quadruple-aerosolized upside-down stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 69
5854	non-deionized corrupted fuchsia blinking BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 11
5855	flattened unsweetened extra-Vulcanized jittery Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 64
5856	improved Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 62
5857	galvanized corrupted teal grey cube	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 66
5858	ionized votive candle	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 17
5859	anodized deionized fuchsia booby trap	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 22
5860	diffused electrified huge Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 16
5861	ionized good ash	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 52
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	jittery twirling olive papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	ionized skewed papier-mochi	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	vacuum-sealed boiled papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	ionized modified wet papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	resourceful papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	pulsating frightening Jack Frost's papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	blinking blurry papier-masque of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	olive lightning-fast double-paned papier-mitre	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	squat ribald papier-m&acirc;churidars of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	lime green papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	hale Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Maximum HP: +20
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	blinking packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	red resourceful studded occult skeleton skis	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	bland skeleton quiche	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	spinning skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	narrow skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	nasty veiny thinker's Bonestabber of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	drinkable watered-down crystal skeleton vodka	2	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	shaking ghostly Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	twirling twirling auxiliary backbone of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	enhanced huge ghostly that gum you like	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 29
5893	narrow dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	wobbly canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	diluted Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	awesome	Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	fuchsia jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	huge ghostly pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	asbestos-lined flame-retardant wedding ring	0		Hot Resistance: 6, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	upside-down brawny Solstice Shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5913	oxidized non-Vulcanized candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	quantum sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	enhanced beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	triple-irradiated activated blurry sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	concentrated cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	twirling Newton's plastic animelf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	squat Sinatra's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	grievous plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	narrow scorching plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	razor-sharp plastic MechaElf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	narrow plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	green BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	bouncing spinning BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	fuchsia brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	ribald Socratic plastic four-shadowed mime of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	chilly clever plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	jittery miser's manspreader's plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	lard-coated plastic Lord Flameface of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	squat plastic Beebee King of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	flame-wreathed plastic Queen Bee	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	jittery plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	plastic Clancy the Minstrel of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	medical-grade plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	cyan resourceful plastic spiderbugbear	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	nippy plastic peacannon	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	bouncing Fonzie's plastic the Free Man	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	olive therapeutic plastic fire servant	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	studded plastic mumblebee	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	hale plastic moneybee	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	chilly plastic beebee queue	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	pulsating greedy plastic buzzerker	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	avaricious plastic bee swarm	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	razor-sharp plastic batbugbear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	skewed boxer's plastic bugaboo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	ghostly maroon flame-retardant plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	skewed ribald plastic ops bugbear	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	pulsating ghostly Tesla plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	shaking steel-toed plastic cavebugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	Jeselnik's plastic Norville Rogers	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	spinning Sherlock's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	occult plastic angry space marine	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	sharpshooter's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	tumbling medical-grade plastic Father McGruber	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	energetic plastic blazing bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	blinking manspreader's Socratic electronic dulcimer pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	chilly coward's Frown Exerciser	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	olive soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	brainy soul mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	cyan blinking record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	purple record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	shaking record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	jittery Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's therapeutic silent beret	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	spoiled snack-sized slice of pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	artisanal tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	spinning vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	perfumed vibrating cloth cap of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	double-paned smelly iron dagger of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	rotten massive wobbly hamburger	8	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	ghostly dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	blinking potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	twirling potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of wine	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	blurry round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	dog trainer's quilted iron helmet of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	supercharged energetic steel sword of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	small yummy whole roasted chicken	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	blue massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	tumbling lime green pulsating extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	lousy strong olive shining goblet	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	slick wizardly crown of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	censurious scandalous Annie Oakley's sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	huge miser's Newton's Helm of the Scream Emperor of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	wobbly chilly medical-grade strapping Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	careful sinister Sword of Dark Omens of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	supercool Shield of Icy Fate of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	green toasty Greaves of the Murk Lord of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	squat stanky Temple Grandin's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	clever Boots of Twilight Whispers of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's stylish Belt of Howling Anger	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	fuchsia rosewater-soaked logging hatchet	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6011	tumbling greasy orc wrist	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6012	freshwater pearl necklace of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6013	censurious orcish stud-finder of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6014	squat dance instructor's screwing pooch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6015	magnetized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 57
6016	wet activated orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17
6017	galvanized vacuum-sealed mirror orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 37
6018	artisanal practically non-alcoholic tumbling backwoods screwdriver	1	super EPIC	
6019	strapping loadstone	0		Muscle: +5
6020	spinning Oprah's Claybender glasses of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6021	lard-coated slick Duskwalker fangs	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6022	green Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	ghostly cyan sinister Whoompa Fur Pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	green Whatsian Ionic Pliers of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
6025	chilled nitrogenated wobbly twirling Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 33
6026	squat Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	shaking T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	forbidden dress pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	upside-down Annie Oakley's badge of authority	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
6032	shaking greasy Oprah's motorcycle boots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6033	cyan electrified thinker's stolen necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6034	shaking lard-coated strapping troll britches	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	alkaline vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 26
6036	acceptable squat artisanal limoncello	4	good	
6037	squat ginger ale	0		
6038	rotten incredible pizza	3	crappy	
6039	mirror cool oil cap of the detective	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	fuchsia skewed mansplainer's personal trainer's oil lamp	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +15
6041	tumbling pulsating forbidden oil slacks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	oil pan of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	tumbling bouncing Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	huge BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	twirling clever smooth Misty Cloak	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20
6048	Da Vinci's Misty Robe of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25
6049	gray prompt studded deadly Misty Cape	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +3
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	rotten snack-sized red Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	bad practically non-alcoholic Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	tarnished blue Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	maroon The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	supercool Meatcleaver of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	green Crimbo Elf bobble-head of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	stiffened Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	inspector's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	bouncing careful Crimbo tree flocker	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	huge lime green wobbly beefcake's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	electrified Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wobbly wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	blurry knitted scorching Truthsayer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	pulsating goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	twirling Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	blurry confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	nitrogenated haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	vacuum-sealed activated tumbling magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	nitrogenated shaking 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	tolerable high-proof McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	7	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	spoiled pulsating haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	squat narrow haggis socks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	squat actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	huge Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	pulsating magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	cyan flame-wreathed Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	ribald Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	jittery Sinatra's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	weightlifter's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	blinking Microplushie: Gothochondria of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	Socratic Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	Microplushie: Hobomosome of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	huge Microplushie: Dorkonide of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	shaking Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	Microplushie: Hipsterine of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	tumbling classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	greasy Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	teal spinning homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	pulsating Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	yellow Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	narrow rosy-cheeked Fonzie's Ginsu&trade;	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	cyan bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	blurry fuchsia zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	perfectly mixed Chinese beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	diffused blurry bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	knitted Fonzie's novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	ribald makeshift yakuza mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	bouncing greedy electrified groovy White Dragon Fang	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	pulsating chaotic butterfly knife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	inspector's weighted paperclip chain	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	up-at-dawn rubber gloves	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	skewed Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	spoiled roasted duck	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	adequate red dead meat bun	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	boxer's cat collar	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	asbestos-lined chilly suspicious-looking fedora	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	bouncing Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	upside-down shaking MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	mirror Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	huge adequate carrot cake	8	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	fancy artisanal carrot claret	3	EPIC	Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	distilled ghostly carrot juice	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	Tesla Rosewater's Byte	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	mirror anger blaster of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	Jim Carey's doubt cannon	0		Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	energetic fear condenser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	pulsating regret hose	0		Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	studded commodore's hat of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	double-paned naval trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	jittery arcane researcher's deck cannon of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	bouncing personal trainer's ornamental sextant	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	veiny beefcake's Bloodbath	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Hundred Headed IPA	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	spoiled chum	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	chilled pickled crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 61
6172	oxidized moist wobbly blurry candy crayons	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	ruddy pixel grappling hook of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	ghostly cosmic egg	0		
6177	skewed cosmic dough	0		
6178	gray cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	spinning blinking skewed cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	jittery cosmic fruit	0		
6184	spinning Sherlock's inspector's Jarlsberg's hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 40
6185	super-sized rotten consummate hard-boiled egg	5	crappy	
6186	miniature decent consummate fried egg	2	good	
6187	spoiled diet jittery consummate egg salad	1	crappy	
6188	normal consummate bagel	3	good	
6189	bland consummate sliced bread	3	decent	
6190	huge rotten shaking consummate hot dog bun	9	crappy	
6191	rotten massive consummate brownie	9	crappy	
6192	bland consummate toast	4	decent	
6193	artisanal passable stout	3	EPIC	
6194	moldy skewed consummate soup	4	crappy	
6195	stale consummate corn chips	3	decent	
6196	flavorless consummate salad	3	decent	
6197	bland consummate salsa	4	decent	
6198	decent bite-sized consummate sauerkraut	1	good	
6199	delicious twirling consummate cheese slice	4	awesome	
6200	huge bland consummate melted cheese	9	decent	
6201	flavorless low-calorie consummate bacon	1	decent	
6202	tiny rotten consummate meatloaf	1	crappy	
6203	stale consummate steak	4	decent	
6204	bland enchanted red consummate cuts	4	decent	Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 5
6205	delicious big blinking consummate frankfurter	5	awesome	
6206	super-sized rotten spinning consummate french fries	5	crappy	
6207	stale miniature consummate baked potato	2	decent	
6208	bad acceptable vodka	4	decent	
6209	immense adequate consummate ice cream	10	good	
6210	spoiled consummate whipped cream	4	crappy	
6211	stale consummate cream	3	decent	
6212	bland pulsating consummate strawberries	3	decent	
6213	normal huge consummate sorbet	6	good	
6214	artisanal blinking adequate rum	3	EPIC	
6215	artisanal mediocre lager	4	EPIC	
6216	stale mirror immaculate grilled cheese	3	decent	
6217	bland immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	decent	
6218	big rotten immaculate hot dog	5	crappy	
6219	bite-sized spoiled immaculate egg salad sandwich	1	crappy	
6220	snack-sized bland upside-down perfect sandwich	2	decent	
6221	snack-sized moldy lime green ghostly perfect chef salad	2	crappy	
6222	flavorless perfect breakfast	4	decent	
6223	delicious sublime deluxe hot dog	4	awesome	
6224	rotten yellow narrow spinning sublime stew	3	crappy	
6225	rotten big bouncing sublime nachos	5	crappy	
6226	small decent Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	good	
6227	moldy Loaded Baked Potato	3	crappy	
6228	decent miniature Omega Sundae	2	good	
6229	extra-dry mediocre Das Sauerlager	5	decent	
6230	lousy Bologna Lambic	3	decent	
6231	enchanted bad ghostly Vodka Dog	3	decent	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 10
6232	fancy tolerable practically non-alcoholic Disappointed Russian	1	good	Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 25
6233	artisanal weak Chunky Mary	2	EPIC	
6234	hand-crafted enchanted Nachojito	3	EPIC	Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 10
6235	irresponsibly strong artisanal Le Roi	6	EPIC	
6236	lousy Over Easy Rider	3	decent	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	colloidal ghostly cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 58
6240	frozen Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 55
6241	liquefied activated censored can label	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 61
6242	Vulcanized vacuum-sealed ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 60
6243	unsweetened the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 17
6244	extra-deionized wet cat's paw	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 16
6245	liquefied ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 62
6246	denatured dry demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 55
6247	activated pickled pulsating clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 41
6248	vacuum-sealed tumbling gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 66
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	manspreader's Tesla healthy brawny beefcake's strapping numberwang	0		Muscle: 30, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6251	deionized ionized skewed blinking scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	galvanized blue scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	miser's knitted nasty Jack Frost's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	purple rosewater-soaked ribald scorching mansplainer's Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	yellow squat therapeutic stiffened deadly Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	twirling fireproof curative Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	Sherlock's groovy slick Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	teal manspreader's Staff of the All-Steak of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Monster Level: 30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	toasty stiffened grievous Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	chaotic Staff of the Cream of the Cream of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	rotten miniature grain of protein powder	2	crappy	
6268	galvanized warmed pec oil	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 24
6269	Da Vinci's gym membership card	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
6270	electrified bouncing Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 37
6271	skewed massive dumbbell	0		
6272	wobbly toasty penguin keychain of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5
6273	modified pickled O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 37
6274	smooth open sauce	3	awesome	
6275	greedy turkey leg of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20
6276	mediocre Ye Olde Meade	3	decent	
6277	polarized irradiated skewed Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 62
6278	red Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	censurious pewter claymore	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6280	ghostly huge Sinatra's artisanal rice peeler	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
6281	small rotten heirloom grape tomato	2	crappy	
6282	upside-down chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	ghostly red brown felt tophat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	miser's deadly Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	skewed toasty sage stylish Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	scorching occult personal trainer's brawny Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	squat thinker's Mark IV Steam-Hat of wisdom of Gandalf of the empath of temperance	0		Mysticality: 25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	therapeutic Herculean brainy Mark V Steam-Hat of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	jittery steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	chilly punk rock jacket of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +5
6292	stiffened dance instructor's safety pin	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1
6293	normal immense stolen sushi	6	good	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	gray cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	shaking Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	red model airship	0		
6300	polarized blinking Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 63
6301	energized frozen possibility potion	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 24
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	prompt Jack Frost's chilly energetic Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	olive smelly baleful extremely unsafe Da Vinci's Jarlsberg's pan of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	green Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	triple-wet celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	flattened celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	energized dry squat celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	ionized bouncing celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	Uncle Buck of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	green SCUBA tank of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater
6316	stanky deep six-shooter of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6317	aromatic dance instructor's sea chaps	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	energetic hardened sinister sea holster	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6319	magnetized frozen olive shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 24
6320	gravedigger's long-forgotten necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6321	narrow pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	forbidden baleful stylish jam band	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6324	family-friendly strapping aquamariner's ring of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6325	inspector's reassuring Van der Graaf aquamariner's necklace	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6326	narrow narrow censurious pearl diver's ring of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6327	purple fortified sinister pearl diver's necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
6328	fuchsia jittery sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	shaking fish stick cozy	0		
6331	blinking bazooka cozy	0		
6332	lime green sizzling sinister Newton's cozy scimitar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Breakable
6333	bouncing baleful Staff of the Cozy Fish of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Breakable
6334	gray studded cozy bazooka of horror of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Breakable
6335	fireproof sea mantle of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100
6336	electrified sea shawl of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	zippy frightening sea cape	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: 70, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	tumbling greasy steel-toed muddy pirate hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	lime green floral-print skirt of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	greasy vibrating spectral axe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6342	olive chaotic super-strong air freshener of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6343	super-dry energized wobbly Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 54
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	activated boiled blinking Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 40
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	triple-quantum vacuum-sealed Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 52
6348	Mer-kin dragbelt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	strapping Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	Annie Oakley's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	sage Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
6352	Mer-kin stopwatch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	unsweetened irradiated Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 32
6355	alkaline Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 33
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	deadly Mer-kin begsign	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6360	twirling jittery Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	diffused electrified blinking pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	non-tarnished quadruple-aerosolized pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	colloidal non-polymerized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	double-boiled super-polymerized frozen pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	activated dry unsweetened pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	polymerized pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	chilled lime green pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	tolerable gray can of the cheapest beer	3	good	
6372	practically non-alcoholic drinkable purple bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	1	good	
6373	artisanal single swig of vodka	3	EPIC	
6374	blurry angry inch	0		
6375	tumbling Fonzie's testy toolbox	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	lime green eraser nubbin	0		
6379	olive chlorine crystal	0		
6380	vacuum-sealed ph balancer	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 41
6381	frozen skewed mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 17
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	good	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	ionized double-vacuum-sealed bouncing Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 35
6390	non-activated Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 69
6391	concentrated Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 42
6392	spinning aromatic quilted scale-mail underwear	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	denatured comb jelly	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 21
6394	ghostly tumbling anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	galvanized pulsating teal Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 47
6400	spinning Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	triple-deionized purple tear	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 60
6402	improved spinning jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 55
6403	diffused alkaline pulsating ghostly grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 16
6404	non-anodized pressed mirror violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 14
6405	ionized triple-colloidal tumbling worst candy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 52
6406	quadruple-cold-filtered galvanized fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 65
6407	spinning steel-toed Samson's Pocket Square of Loathing of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	skewed corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bouncing lime green bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	thick stale flavorless gruel	5	decent	
6416	immense stale wobbly mana curds	7	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	narrow pencil stub	0		
6419	pickled extra-vacuum-sealed bouncing moth dust	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 26
6420	modified corrupted jittery glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 54
6421	huge tonic djinn	0		
6422	moldy vampire chowder	4	crappy	
6423	skewed Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	blurry narrow Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	adequate Dreadsylvanian stew	4	good	
6427	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Dreadsylvanian	10	EPIC	
6428	improved nitrogenated jittery upside-down Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 39
6429	adjusted Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 22
6430	pulsating lard-coated Newton's dreadful fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dance instructor's dreadful sweater	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	avaricious dreadful glove	0		Meat Drop: +30, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	fuchsia Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	mirror ghostly Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	cyan Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	squat lightning-fast flame-wreathed educational Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	spinning aromatic coward's Drapes-You-Regally of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	steel-toed banded Warms-Your-Tush of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	healthy Helps-You-Sleep of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Blind
6444	executive electrified Quiets-Your-Steps of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6445	mirror flame-retardant Rosewater's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6446	mediocre Gets-You-Drunk	3	decent	
6447	double-paned ruddy Great Wolf's headband of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	squat knitted hale Great Wolf's left paw of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	manspreader's arcane researcher's Great Wolf's right paw of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	ruddy weightlifter's Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	cyan lightning-fast mansplainer's quilted Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	yellow Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	extra-altered nitrogenated Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 15
6454	shaking friendly hale zombie mariachi hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	jittery Sherlock's crafty occult zombie accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	beefcake's zombie mariachi pants of Tarzan of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	savvy boxer's smooth HOA regulation book	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20
6458	skewed executive foul-smelling lion tamer's HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6459	twirling HOA citation pad	0		
6460	teal wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	Sherlock's reassuring Mayor Ghost's toupee of the cheetah	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	chaotic Mayor Ghost's cloak of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	fuchsia prompt grievous Mayor Ghost's khakis of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	blinking fireproof sizzling healthy Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	olive rock-hard Socratic strapping Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	normal ghost pepper	3	good	
6469	jittery Temple Grandin's baleful smartaleck's Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	mirror supercharged extremely unsafe Herculean Drunkula's cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Annie Oakley's Drunkula's silky pants of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	twirling spinning Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	teal jittery flame-retardant savvy Drunkula's ring of haze of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Drunkula's wineglass of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6475	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed bottle of Bloodweiser	8	EPIC	
6476	avaricious curative Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	reassuring Herculean slick Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	greedy medical-grade baleful Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	zippy Jack Frost's manspreader's stiffened educational Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20
6480	squat censurious educational Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Thorns: 1
6481	hardy razor-sharp Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50
6482	flame-retardant dog trainer's Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
6483	Kool-Aid	1	decent	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	decent super-sized Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	5	good	
6489	green music box parts	0		
6490	bouncing unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	bouncing tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	twirling wax banana	0		
6493	blinking complicated lock impression	0		
6494	upside-down gray replica key	0		
6495	executive Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Meat Drop: +40, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	lousy bloody kiwitini	4	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	fireproof rock-hard moon-amber necklace of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6502	pulsating Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	mirror ghost pencil	0		
6504	censurious Sinatra's hangman's hood of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6505	lime green twirling nippy therapeutic savvy ring finger ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6506	twirling Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	ghostly fuchsia gravedigger's beefcake's cool iron helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	blinking green energetic arcane researcher's cool iron breastplate	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6510	pulsating Usain Bolt's smooth cool iron greaves	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	Lo Pan's cool ghost shawl	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	huge cool warm fur	0		Moxie: +5
6514	mirror nasty snowstick	0		Stench Damage: +5
6515	upside-down jittery perfumed eerie fetish	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6516	special tolerable stinkwater	3	good	Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 35
6517	jittery dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	jumbo delicious fancy accidental mutton	5	awesome	Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 35
6519	gravedigger's supercharged drafty drawers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	MacGyver's groovy wolfskull mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	jittery guts necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
6522	olive mirror electrified supercool groping claw	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6523	miser's vengeful spirit	0		Meat Drop: +10
6524	flame-wreathed BOOtonniere	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6525	deionized green ghost thread	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 11
6526	Temple Grandin's Da Vinci's bag of unfinished business	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +7
6527	banded Newton's transparent pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	hothammer of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
6529	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Thriller Ice	1	good	
6530	manspreader's grandfather watch	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	mirror therapeutic steel-toed spyglass	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6533	extremely unsafe vial of hot blood	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
6534	remorseless knife of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6535	lime green intimidating coiffure of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	blinking twirling yellow nasty cod cape of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6537	thick spoiled blood sausage	5	crappy	
6538	ribald frying brainpan of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
6539	censurious ball and chain of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6540	slick dry bone	0		Moxie: +10
6541	grievous tailbone shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Thorns: 1
6542	skewed executive tonguebone	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6543	upside-down miser's Sinatra's pogo stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6545	sinister slick weedy skirt of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	rosewater-soaked Socratic pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	tumbling cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	enhanced phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 17
6557	ionized phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 68
6558	quantum jittery wobbly phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 38
6559	polymerized pulsating phial of stench	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 49
6560	magnetized wet huge phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 40
6561	upside-down adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	blinking upside-down mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	Jim Carey's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	flavorless massive Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	9	decent	
6565	enchanted toothsome gray Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	awesome	Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 20
6566	decent squat Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	good	
6567	flavorless ghostly Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	decent	
6568	stale Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	4	decent	
6569	smooth watered-down maroon upside-down Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	awesome	
6570	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
6571	boozy tolerable Dreadsylvanian grimlet	5	good	
6572	tolerable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	good	
6573	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	teal Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	jittery length of fuse	0		
6581	blurry dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	blurry vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	Jim Carey's hot dog wrapper	0		Monster Level: +25
6585	upside-down debonair deboner of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6586	chilled tarnished ionized twirling chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 25
6587	olive friendly jar of frostigkraut	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Damage Aura: 1
6588	brawny gnawed-up dog bone of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
6589	Samson's Grey Guanon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Aura: 1
6590	crafty occult savvy Engorged Sausages and You	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10
6591	tolerable dream of a dog	3	good	
6592	censurious deadly brainy optimal spreadsheet	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6593	squat defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	pulsating hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	diluted cyan epic cluster	1	good	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 40
6596	fuchsia clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	wobbly clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	shaking clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	blurry olive narrow clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	squat clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	upside-down clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	lime green clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	pulsating cuckoo clock	0		
6615	artisanal Cold One	4	???	
6616	rotten spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	pulsating teal folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	spinning folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	cyan folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	jittery folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	bouncing tumbling folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	pulsating lime green folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	maroon folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	bouncing tumbling folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	maroon folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	spinning folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	fuchsia folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	twirling upside-down folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	spinning folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	twirling folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	ghostly folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	wobbly folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	Da Vinci's slide rule of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25
6649	liquefied modified Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 46
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	lousy fuchsia twirling stepmom's booze	3	decent	
6653	mirror surgical tape	0		
6654	chaotic band T-shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
6655	drinkable fuchsia fountain 'soda'	3	good	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	stanky beefcake's pickelhaube	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	ionized diffused pickled lime green shaking hair oil	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 60
6659	enhanced lime green tumbling scrap	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 32
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	ribald sharpshooter's smooth beefcake's Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
6663	narrow universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	mansplainer's deathchucks of courage	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3
6666	twirling eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	narrow Faraday cage	0		
6669	jittery modeling claymore	0		
6670	blinking clay homunculus	0		
6671	pickled blurry sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
6672	gray shaking grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	frozen chilled galvanized skewed superwater	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 48
6676	blue Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Yearbook Club Camera of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	blurry baleful machete	0		Spell Damage: +25
6680	watered-down bad Cursed Punch	2	decent	
6681	hand-crafted weak Bowl of Scorpions	2	EPIC	
6682	aged watered-down fancy Fog Murderer	2	awesome	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 15
6683	tumbling ghostly book of matches	0		
6684	ghostly fireproof surgical mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	huge dance instructor's head mirror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	red half-size scalpel of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	smooth surgical apron	0		Moxie: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	bloodied surgical dungarees of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	upside-down olive McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	skewed McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	olive McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	bouncing McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	mirror moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	huge crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	blurry bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	teal imitation White Russian	1	EPIC	
6704	shellacked experienced short-handled mop	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7
6705	tiny stale jungle floor wax	1	decent	
6706	spinning smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	deionized skewed colorful toad	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 47
6708	spinning crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	bouncing attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	ruddy pygmy briefs of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	blinking narrow bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	shaking short calculator	0		
6715	chaotic boxer's sphygmomanometer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6716	pressed double-anodized bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 13
6717	spinning tongue depressor	0		
6718	shaking gravedigger's Samson's compression stocking	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +10
6719	MacGyver's beefcake's midriff scrubs	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100
6720	ionized tumbling pill cup	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 25
6721	MacGyver's Fonzie's water bottle of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	moist oxidized blurry pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 59
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	spoiled exotic jungle fruit	4	crappy	
6725	cyan Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	jittery UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	lime green Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	green twirling claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	spinning clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	mirror jagged scrap	0		
6739	galvanized gray bent scrap	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 67
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	wobbly stiffened junk band	0		Damage Reduction: 1
6743	smelly junk trunks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	junk-mail shirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
6745	miniature rotten junk food	2	crappy	
6746	practically non-alcoholic tolerable junk yard	1	good	
6747	twirling upside-down chilly swordzall of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5
6748	yellow coward's arm buzzer	0		Monster Level: -20
6749	boilgun of the wise owl of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	purple packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	gray ghostly beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	twirling artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	bad skewed tumbling narrow can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	drinkable practically non-alcoholic skewed green can of Drooling Monk	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	delicious can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	fortified fancy perfectly mixed bottle of Old Pugilist	5	EPIC	Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	watered-down acceptable bottle of Professor Beer	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	irresponsibly strong lousy bottle of Rapier Witbier	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	fancy weak mediocre mirror bottle of Race Car Red	2	decent	Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	drinkable green bottle of Greedy Dog	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	perfectly mixed twirling bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	upside-down tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	shaking liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	friendly tin tam of the ox of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	concentrated double-improved huge squat tin cup	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	hardened tin foil of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	wobbly flame-retardant clever tin drum of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	unsweetened flattened oxidized foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 52
6777	liquefied seal sweat	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 17
6778	enhanced nitrogenated huge boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 43
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	personal trainer's studded sealhide shield of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20
6781	lightning-fast toasty scabrous seal epaulets	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	greasy Lo Pan's fortified seal medal	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6784	olive deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	maroon blurry blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	pulsating broken beer bottle	0		
6791	shaking sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	modified green twirling disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 44
6796	non-nitrogenated red squat disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 56
6797	altered modified disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 59
6798	chilled denatured activated disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
6799	triple-pressed moist blurry disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 21
6800	polarized disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 62
6801	improved quadruple-chilled maroon disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 69
6802	tarnished mirror disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 61
6803	polarized alkaline non-pressed disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 36
6804	diffused nitrogenated disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 19
6805	quadruple-ionized disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 44
6806	super-dry disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 54
6807	careful thinker's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	wobbly careful beer-battered accordion	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	twirling baritone accordion of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	nippy mama's squeezebox	0		Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	shaking energetic guancertina	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	bouncing twirling lightning-fast accordion file	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	huge red toasty accord ion	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	curative bone bandoneon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	beefy pentatonic accordion	0		Muscle: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	Samson's non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	Newton's sage Accordion of Jordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	fuchsia Oprah's autocalliope	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	upside-down coward's accordionoid rocca	0		Monster Level: -20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	blinking flame-wreathed pygmy concertinette	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	blinking curative ghost accordion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	narrow coward's peace accordion	0		Monster Level: -20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	Jeselnik's Sinatra's alarm accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	mirror flame-retardant Tesla Da Vinci's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	shaking fortified KoL Con X Treasure Map of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20
6828	lousy extra-dry discocktail	5	decent	
6829	teal shaking KoL Con X Bingo Card of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
6830	sizzling Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Hot Damage: +10
6831	aerosolized adjusted green Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 54
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	Vulcanized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 47
6834	modified enhanced huge box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 45
6835	Vulcanized bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
6836	triple-activated aerosolized blinking PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
6837	liquefied green ghostly Swizzler	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 11
6838	colloidal jittery pulsating Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 40
6839	tarnished jam	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 38
6840	diffused super-nitrogenated triple-deionized Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 37
6841	super-ionized chilled 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 35
6842	quantum extra-Vulcanized vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 68
6843	deionized wobbly upside-down bone bons	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 28
6844	oxidized ironic mint	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 66
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	wobbly quilted security flashlight	0		Damage Absorption: +40
6849	pressed Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 35
6850	Tesla Rosewater's cool sturdy cane	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	jittery ghostly carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	blurry pulsating desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	blurry Bal-musette accordion of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Cajun accordion of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	gravedigger's quirky accordion	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	jittery hardy Skipper's accordion of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	bouncing lard-coated wizardly Pantsgiving of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	small adequate can of sardines	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	small moldy shaking high-calorie sugar substitute	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	low-calorie stale pat of butter	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	spoiled snack-sized jittery dinner roll	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	normal ghostly mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	yummy jumbo whole turkey leg	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	small spoiled deviled egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	quantum electrified finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	electrified non-colloidal squat dented spoon	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	chilled ionized tarnished ghostly love note	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	huge blue school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	ionized nail file	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	energized vacuum-sealed wobbly candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	blurry gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	irradiated quadruple-dry upside-down post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	tumbling mirror pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	jittery pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	mirror pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	medical-grade educational bowl of petunias of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	prompt savvy smooth power sock of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	ghostly foul-smelling nippy clever healthy wool sock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	double-paned Van der Graaf Socratic moustache sock of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	denatured yellow spirit gum	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 33
6886	olive spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	narrow lime green tumbling spirit mattress	0		
6889	mirror huge spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	skewed greasy spirit bell of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	boiled frozen spinning squat green spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	activated huge freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	activated polymerized pulsating blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	anodized denatured handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	adjusted tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	dry Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	teal Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	jittery experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	perfumed flask flops of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6903	quantum polymerized blue nuts	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	polarized bolts	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	normal snack-sized lime green huge gingerbread robot	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	flavorless tiny ghostly petit 4.1	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	flavorless nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	plastic GORM-8 of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	plastic warbear of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	blue supercharged plastic Toybot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	stanky plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	upside-down warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	teal stanky Jack Frost's warbear hoverbelt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	blinking warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	polymerized diffused colloidal twirling warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	boiled ghostly warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	deionized warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	flavorless jumbo warbear feasting bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	adequate fancy spinning warbear warrior bread	4	good	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	tiny normal warbear thermoregulator bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	bad weak warbear feasting mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	delicious warbear bearserker mead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	watered-down drinkable warbear blizzard mead	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	cyan warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	chaotic Tesla supercharged warbear plain fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	ghostly Rosewater's warbear feathered fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	skewed greasy mansplainer's beefcake's warbear fedora	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	chaotic crafty warbear plain helm of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	skewed warbear spiked helm of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	crafty wicked warbear electro-spiked helm of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	cyan quilted smartaleck's warbear plain ushanka of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	Herculean warbear lined ushanka	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	tumbling huge chaotic resourceful razor-sharp warbear heated ushanka	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	frosty slick warbear party pants of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	blurry knitted warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	Jeselnik's careful beefy warbear high festival pants	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	gravedigger's clever wicked warbear battle greaves	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	mirror friendly warbear officer greaves	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	extremely unsafe deadly warbear bearserker greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	banded thinker's warbear johns of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	blurry Socratic warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	chilly warbear johns of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	chilly careful wicked warbear goggles	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	frosty warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	razor-sharp sage warbear polarized goggles of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	purple studded baleful warbear laser bowtie of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	dangerous warbear plasma bowtie	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	frosty beefy warbear nuclear bowtie of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	Sherlock's experienced warbear warscarf of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	vibrating warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	studded brainy warbear warscarf of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	pulsating warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	Sherlock's warbear foil hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	mirror tumbling horrifying rock-hard warbear oil pan	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	ghostly foul-smelling warbear exhaust manifold	0		Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	spinning warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	blurry warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	blurry warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	twirling warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	twirling squat blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	blurry lion tamer's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	gray hardened die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	wobbly knitted die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	fortified die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	dance instructor's die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	red inspector's die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	wobbly die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	lime green ghostly groovy die-cast factory worker elf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	smooth die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	huge knitted die-cast middle-management elf	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	die-cast pencil-pusher elf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	gravedigger's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	narrow hale die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	blinking experienced die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	Jeselnik's die-cast turtle mech	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	sage die-cast Swiss hen	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	lightning-fast die-cast killing bird	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	fuchsia frightening die-cast ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	chaotic die-cast goose a-laying	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	smartaleck's die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	gray die-cast blade a-spinning of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	lime green brawny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	supercharged dance instructor's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	clever die-cast Father Crimborg of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	skewed MacGyver's educational die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	vibrating cool die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	boxer's die-cast Father Crimbo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	tumbling The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	ionized chilled Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	tumbling lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	compressed purple handful of Smithereens	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	small decent Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	flavorless tumbling Miserable Pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	moldy bite-sized This Charming Flan	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	drinkable spinning Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Strikes Again Bigmouth	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	bad Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	shaking Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	mirror Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	wobbly Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	censurious deadly Work is a Four Letter Sword of the dark arts of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	red huge Sherlock's wool hardy sage Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	greedy toasty Lo Pan's Sheila Take a Crossbow of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	gray inspector's nippy lion tamer's A Light that Never Goes Out of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	executive miser's healthy sage Half a Purse	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	knitted Hairpiece On Fire of vim and vigor of the blizzard of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	horrifying lion tamer's Vicar's Tutu of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	jittery flame-retardant therapeutic Newton's Hand in Glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	frightening hale Da Vinci's Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	pulsating knitted manspreader's MacGyver's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	lime green Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	inspector's Da Vinci's Herculean Saucepanic	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	hardened wicked Frankly Mr. Shank of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	nippy electrified groovy Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	supercharged third-hand lantern	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	special adequate tumbling pickled egg	3	good	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 10
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	crappy	
7034	narrow maroon shaking warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	mirror warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	lime green mirror warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	ionized enhanced warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	green warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	gray warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	Vulcanized colloidal teal blinking jittery glass slipper	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	pickled jittery bouncing antimatter wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	altered improved mirror warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	ionized alkaline warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	vacuum-sealed non-polarized chilled warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	red broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	adequate miniature green pulsating warbear gyro	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	quadruple-alkaline frozen recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	red warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	enchanted delicious blurry breakfast mess	4	awesome	Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	squat warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	decent fancy teal breakfast miracle	3	good	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	unsweetened spinning Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	skewed praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	huge Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	mirror hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	denatured tumbling wobbly grim fairy tale	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	frozen single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	double-polarized alkaline single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 36
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	bland snow berries	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	normal ice harvest	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	energized denatured frost flower	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	frozen nitrogenated fuchsia snow cleats	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	extra-polarized galvanized electrified spinning liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	narrow snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	bland snow crab	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	delicious Ice Island Long Tea	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	lime green ghostly wobbly ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	snow mobile of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	spinning ribald ice bucket	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	dog trainer's deadly snow shovel	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	ghostly twirling prompt auspicious bod-ice of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	boxer's stylish snow belt of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	pulsating flame-wreathed stiffened forbidden Rosewater's ice nine	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	weak smooth En Una Fila Tequila	2	awesome	
7091	fancy Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 30
7092	skewed tumbling electrified weightlifter's warbear dress helmet	0		Muscle: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	curative warbear dress bracers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	Jim Carey's warbear dress greaves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	tumbling nippy sweatband of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	blinking mirror razor-sharp beefy gym shorts	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	healthy rock-hard ankleweights	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	up-at-dawn flame-retardant supercool sweat socks of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	maroon pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	denatured spinning Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	triple-ionized wobbly shaking powder	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	ghostly prompt licorice whip	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	twirling anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	weak lousy snakebite	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	horrifying scorching candy stick	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	huge rotten pecan	6	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	jumbo adequate pecan pie	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	flavorless jumbo candy mountain oyster	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	hand-crafted boozy chocotini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	executive Sherlock's razor-sharp chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	spoiled olive candy carrot	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	yummy candy carrot cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	fortified Sinatra's carrot-on-a-stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	electrified wholesome weasel stomping pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	half-sized flavorless mulberry	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	perfectly mixed fortified mulled berry wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	gray jittery lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	green lemon party hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	personal trainer's lemon shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	mirror blinking pulsating savvy lemon drop trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	warmed jittery lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	shaking knitted gummi sword of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	polarized Vulcanized small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	censurious chocolate cow bone	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	anodized huge gummi fang	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	decent leftover canap&eacute;s	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	artisanal magnum of champagne	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	cow creamer of James Dean of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	unsweetened dry Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	mirror lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	twirling Temple Grandin's Rosewater's wolf whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	yummy tiny mirror witch's bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	dry pressed witch's brew	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	Socratic slick witch's bra of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	artisanal twirling mid-level medieval mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	triple-energized bouncing R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	twirling spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	non-boiled polarized lime green hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	dry alkaline mirror squat hare brush	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	squat shaking cyan supercool hare pin of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	moldy half-sized jittery shaking cinnamon cannoli	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	drinkable fortified ghostly expensive champagne	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	adjusted oxidized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	spinning clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	Van der Graaf Oprah's medical-grade fire hose	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	flavorless special miniature fireman's lunch	2	decent	Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	teal padded Rosewater's plain paper hat of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	normal super-sized ice cream sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	Oprah's forbidden baleful &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	bite-sized spoiled plumber's lunch	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	smelly clever smooth skull gearshift knob	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	diet decent nachos of the night	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	crafty Samson's Sketcherz&trade; of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	diet moldy can of Adultwitch&trade;	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	boiled improved mirror smudge stick	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	extra-pressed concentrated wall	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	drinkable tankard of ale	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	diffused improved scroll case	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	polymerized boiled jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	twirling crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	jumbo stale humble pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	jittery shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	wet cold-filtered crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 32
7178	shaking bouncing Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	blurry blinking The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	bouncing The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	fuchsia Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	hand-crafted unnamed cocktail	4	EPIC	
7188	jittery handful of tips	0		
7189	curative unrequired jacket	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7190	chaotic tommy gun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	bouncing drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	teal throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	Jim Carey's wicked breadchucks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25
7196	blue shuriken salad	0		
7197	greasy combat fan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7198	brainy silk skirt of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	cyan blowdart	0		
7200	Usain Bolt's Buddy Bjorn	0		Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	rosewater-soaked quilted Socratic The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +3
7202	low-calorie moldy spinning sweet roll Alabama	1	crappy	
7203	twirling perfumed Saturday Night Special	0		Stench Resistance: +5
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	spinning fleetwood chain of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7206	lousy extra-dry Green Manalishi	5	decent	
7207	ghostly reassuring blade	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7208	teal fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	special shaking eagle's milk	1	crappy	Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 15
7210	tarnished eagle feather	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 47
7211	ionized one pill	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 59
7212	grievous Jefferson wings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	teal cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	yummy narrow fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	awesome	
7216	blurry teal lynyrd skin	0		
7217	red Oprah's lynyrdskin cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	chaotic lynyrdskin tunic	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7219	experienced lynyrdskin breeches	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	weak artisanal Flamin' Whatshisname	2	EPIC	
7223	quantum yellow lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 59
7224	green ghostly Usain Bolt's supercharged Kashmir sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80
7225	miniature toothsome lime green custard pie	2	awesome	
7226	tea for one	1	good	
7227	artisanal bottle of Evermore	3	EPIC	
7228	blurry box	0		
7229	hand-crafted wine	3	EPIC	
7230	artisanal rum	4	EPIC	
7231	hand-crafted spinning Murderer's Punch	3	EPIC	
7232	yummy tumbling velvet cake	3	awesome	
7233	quadruple-galvanized concentrated letter	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 21
7234	squat frosty Rosewater's book	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7235	lime green masque of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
7236	purple curative red-hot poker	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7237	smelly Red X Shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7238	huge experienced badge of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
7239	dog trainer's brawny shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
7240	lion tamer's educational coat	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2
7241	scandalous therapeutic shoe	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7242	yellow button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	non-aerosolized dry blood cells	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 55
7245	boiled triple-anodized twirling eye	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 48
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	gray narrow stylish Red Fox glove of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +60, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	chilled foxglove	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 55
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	avaricious reassuring gravedigger's Tesla Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	squat Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	drinkable triple-distilled cyan mini-martini	6	good	
7256	pulsating smoke grenade	0		
7257	dehydrated blinking molotov soda	1	awesome	
7258	extra-flattened deionized warmed blurry pile of ashes	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 24
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	blinking huge firebomb	0		
7261	spinning perfumed therapeutic shellacked Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	red photograph of a dog	0		
7264	tumbling photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	ghostly disposable instant camera	0		
7267	lightning-fast fireproof banded dance instructor's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	blurry Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	skewed Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	twirling Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	upside-down ghostly chilly plastic Professor What	0		Cold Damage: +5
7273	huge Temple Grandin's plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7274	squat occult plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
7275	energetic plastic Gary Claybender	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7276	strapping plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Muscle: +5
7277	irradiated corrupted robot grease	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 16
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	diffused twirling shaking wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
7280	ionized colloidal gray shaking wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 57
7281	chilled upside-down wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 69
7282	oxidized activated blurry blue wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 68
7283	oxidized wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 49
7284	Jeselnik's crying statue earrings of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	ghostly chilly sage plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	dog trainer's plastic replica blaster pistol of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	skewed groovy thinker's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	sage boxer's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	gravedigger's mansplainer's hale amok putter	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10
7290	spoiled big amok pudding	5	crappy	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	warmed can of V-11	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	jittery Socratic elevennis shoes of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	pulsating elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	asbestos-lined elevenderizing hammer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	manspreader's Professor What T-Shirt	0		Monster Level: +10
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	mirror cyan twirling sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	jittery Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	red Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	upside-down Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	aerosolized oxidized eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
7309	anodized quadruple-nitrogenated twirling olive rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 40
7310	flattened teal bronzer	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 59
7311	upside-down stanky weightlifter's elegant nightstick	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	tumbling box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	mirror jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	ghostly wool veiny ghost of a necklace of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +1
7319	veiny deadly Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10
7320	super-frozen Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 37
7321	hale occult Stephen's lab coat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20
7322	triple-adjusted aerosolized Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 69
7323	grievous Jacob's rung of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20
7324	vaporized jittery battery	1		
7325	smooth snakebite	3	awesome	
7326	squat lightning-fast thinker's rubber ribcage	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +40
7327	twisted jittery wobbly synthetic marrow	1		
7328	denatured warmed modified funny bone	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 52
7329	Sherlock's grievous half-melted spoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25
7330	modified upside-down yellow tumbling the funk	1		
7331	bland gunky chicken	4	decent	
7332	doll head of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7333	shaking droopy doll eye	0		
7334	blurry blue squat voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	censurious paddle-ball of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7336	deionized altered sound effects record	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 68
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	magnetized bouncing dancer	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 35
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	arcane researcher's moose antlers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	cold-filtered quadruple-enhanced blinking wobbly moose thought	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 34
7342	miniature adequate moose chocolate	2	good	
7343	fancy bad squat painting of a glass of wine	3	decent	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 45
7344	blinking upside-down oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	purple doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	up-at-dawn Sinatra's ghost toga	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +5
7348	rotten super-sized sheet cake	5	crappy	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	ghostly picture of you	0		
7351	Staff of the Electric Range of the empath of the businessman of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Food Drop: +100
7352	tasty deluxe layer cake	4	awesome	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	triple-distilled drinkable red-hot boilermaker	10	good	
7355	arcane researcher's coal shovel	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	double-polarized ionized hot coal	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 47
7357	oxidized altered coal dust	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 62
7358	Lo Pan's sage Bram's choker of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
7359	spinning plaid swatch	0		
7360	fuchsia plaid bandage	0		
7361	lightning-fast plaid pocket square	0		Initiative: +40
7362	mansplainer's plaid skirt of doom	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	quadruple-magnetized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 48
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	deionized pickled tumbling pulsating fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 19
7366	mediocre bottle of laundry sherry	4	decent	
7367	moist industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 11, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	rotten extra-flat panini	3	crappy	
7369	triple-wet spinning mangled finger	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 38
7370	lousy Psychotic Train wine	3	decent	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	bland jittery pie man was not meant to eat	4	decent	
7373	sommelier's towel of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
7374	smelly tarnished tastevin	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7375	normal thick actual tapas	5	good	
7376	shaking ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	MacGyver's baleful ghast iron cleaver	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100
7378	medical-grade slick ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	wholesome Fonzie's ghast iron heater shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
7380	squat medical-grade brainy ghast iron codpiece	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	scandalous Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	olive wobbly DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	chilled diffused Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	extra-improved polarized Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	liquefied Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	polarized galvanized spinning Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	magnetized aerosolized gray Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	corrupted boiled skewed blurry Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	quantum mirror Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	deionized vacuum-sealed colloidal yellow Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	ionized extra-ionized shaking mirror Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	irradiated gray Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	ionized deionized Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	cold-filtered modified narrow maroon Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	wet ghostly skewed Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	adjusted unsweetened pickled Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	polarized wobbly Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	non-liquefied warmed Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	moist oxidized Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	altered narrow narrow Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	anodized twirling Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	corrupted irradiated Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	galvanized dry Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	shaking mirror Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	blue Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	blinking Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	mirror Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	skewed Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	wobbly bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	yellow Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	shaking ghostly sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	altered sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	spinning Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	shaking Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	polymerized Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	unsweetened Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	adjusted vacuum-sealed spinning Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	energized aerosolized maroon Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	moist colloidal Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	boiled narrow Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	corrupted teal shaking Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	mirror Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	decent massive yellow Beefy Crunch Pastaco	8	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	low-calorie delicious Brain Food Pastaco	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	moldy thick Cool Brunch Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	flavorless miniature mirror Medical Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	spoiled Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	moldy Ludovico Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	lousy overpowering mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	mediocre practically non-alcoholic complex mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	watered-down drinkable blinking smooth mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	mediocre blood-red mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	tolerable buzzing mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	delicious swirling mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	miniature bland Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	normal Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	practically non-alcoholic acceptable regular-size brogurt	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	irresponsibly strong tolerable narrow super-size brogurt	9	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	hand-crafted spirit-forward blinking cyan broberry brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	fancy lousy high-proof brocolate brogurt	9	decent	Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	artisanal watered-down French bronilla brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	wobbly History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	upside-down industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Brogre brorts of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	cyan twirling stylish Brogre brolo shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	blinking brainy Brogre bucket hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	skewed spinning airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	squat one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	olive reassuring nasty ruddy 8-billed baseball cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	lightning-fast veiny arcane researcher's extremely wet T-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	Jeselnik's veiny shrimp fork of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	altered BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	unsweetened go-go potion	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	polymerized twirling shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	flattened Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	dog trainer's string of moist beads	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	irradiated blinking Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	fuchsia possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	non-ionized pulsating sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	frozen energized frozen tumbling sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	smooth Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	awesome	
7483	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mirror La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1	good	
7484	tolerable distilled lime green mirror Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	5	good	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	weak perfectly mixed bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	EPIC	
7492	fuchsia mirror blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	mirror wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	squat bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	colloidal unsweetened Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 23
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	electrified magnetized Texas tea	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 19
7503	pulsating medical-grade dark hamethyst ring	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7504	arcane researcher's dark baconstone ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7505	up-at-dawn dark porquoise ring	0		Adventures: +5
7506	electrified book of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7507	squat ruddy cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
7508	label	0		
7509	moldy Mornington crescent roll	3	crappy	
7510	pressed eye shadow	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 58
7511	wobbly crumbling wheel	0		
7512	dry liquefied poppy	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 66
7513	mirror mirror opium grenade	0		
7514	wobbly duonoculars of incineration of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
7515	twirling plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	olive rock-hard grievous spider leg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	aged mirror glass of bourbon	3	awesome	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	tasty gray government cheese	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	wobbly pair of government shades of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	altered liquefied government	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	non-vacuum-sealed energized alien drugs	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	dangerous smartaleck's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	massive yummy loaf of alien bread	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	miniature bland grilled cheese sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	pickled shaking cyan alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	watered-down artisanal mirror rocket fuel	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	mirror alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	mirror cyan alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	hand-crafted stealth bomber	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	tumbling space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	greedy space beast fur hat	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	family-friendly space beast fur pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	censurious space beast fur whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	foul-smelling space heater of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	twirling space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	weak smooth space port	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	blurry lard-coated space needle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	extra-adjusted liquefied ionized buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	altered flattened ash soda	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	unsweetened energized triple-adjusted blinking liquid smoke	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	liquefied modified dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	electrified huge bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	tarnished adjusted dry bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	wet energized blood cells	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 61
7558	aged wine	4	awesome	
7559	flattened galvanized gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 17
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	wet quantum huge wobbly giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 54
7562	liquefied musk turtle	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 51
7563	anodized tarnished pressed programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 45
7564	electrified wet mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 52
7565	adequate ham steak	3	good	
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	gray Chroner	0		
7568	groovy Time Lord Badge of Honor of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Candy Drop: +100
7569	asbestos-lined hale Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
7570	deionized Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 27
7571	thinker's silent pea shooter of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
7572	adequate D roll	3	good	
7573	squat extremely unsafe kiwi beak of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50
7574	watered-down artisanal skewed green New Zealand iced tea	2	EPIC	
7575	gray inspector's sharpshooter's droll monocle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
7576	oxidized bouncing future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 60
7577	galvanized future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 30
7578	concentrated jittery future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 22
7579	jittery twitching time capsule	0		
7580	pickled skewed liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	squat cyan shaking shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	tiny normal rack of dinosaur ribs	1	good	
7583	tolerable practically non-alcoholic skewed scotch on the rocks	1	good	
7584	mirror blinking occult Samson's yabba dabba doo rag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	coward's wooly loincloth of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	ghostly Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	spirit-forward mediocre blurry glass of &quot;milk&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	hand-crafted squat cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	bad weak thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	delicious high-proof Lucky Lindy	8	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	delicious special green Bee's Knees	3	awesome	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	practically non-alcoholic acceptable wobbly Sockdollager	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	practically non-alcoholic lousy squat Ish Kabibble	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	spirit-forward mediocre Hot Socks	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	extra-dry lousy Phonus Balonus	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	artisanal Flivver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Sloppy Jalopy	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	non-colloidal Vulcanized blue flame	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 41
7601	moist pressed temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 62
7602	ionized cold-filtered Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 28
7603	chilled extra-oxidized neckbeard	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 11
7604	modified polarized upside-down squat huge artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 54
7605	corrupted bouncing punk patch	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 58
7606	super-nitrogenated huge fuchsia steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 59
7607	enhanced upside-down upside-down vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 19
7608	unsweetened quadruple-warmed turtle mud	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 33
7609	pickled Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 42
7610	polarized Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 43
7611	electrified Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 19
7612	electrified extra-Vulcanized tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 66
7613	tarnished bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 30
7614	vacuum-sealed colloidal voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 16
7615	irradiated twirling pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 54
7616	deionized pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 42
7617	pickled anodized blue skewed squat short deposition	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 15
7618	flattened lime green twirling straw pole	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 60
7619	deionized enhanced teal copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 48
7620	altered ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 19
7621	quadruple-dry boiled polymerized ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 37
7622	anodized fuchsia button rouge	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 44
7623	liquefied magnetized Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 60
7624	double-adjusted frozen cyan lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 57
7625	altered flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 15
7626	alkaline Vulcanized pickled yellow oyster badge	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 20
7627	quadruple-liquefied upside-down plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 31
7628	diffused deionized jittery wobbly dancing fan	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 35
7629	quantum corrupted page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 40
7630	activated spinning magic powder	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 40
7631	moist triple-adjusted squat friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 40
7632	non-dry warmed government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 22
7633	dry enhanced squat alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 23
7634	nitrogenated blinking pulsating irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 62
7635	improved energized tumbling cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 56
7636	frightening shellacked shell of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	blinking Da Vinci's pillow shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	whatsit-covered turtle shell of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	red fortified oil shell	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	mirror scorching stiffened banded turtle shell	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	green shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	skewed ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	blinking lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	quantum diffused denatured gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 65
7650	electrified super-vacuum-sealed catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 11
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	green fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	squat fishbone corset	0		
7655	upside-down fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	mirror fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	yellow neoprene skullcap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	unsweetened teal goblin water	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 22
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	normal special gigantic upside-down ghostly Sogg-Os	6	good	Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 10
7663	mansplainer's savvy Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
7664	ionized alkaline energized yellow jittery Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 68
7665	cold-filtered ionized blinking gray liquid ice	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 56
7666	special high-proof acceptable Wet Russian	10	good	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 45
7667	bland big twirling filet of The Fish	5	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	blurry aromatic Van der Graaf baleful thunder down underwear	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	nippy Da Vinci's famous raincoat of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	zippy aromatic medical-grade lightning rod	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	red law-abiding citizen cane of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
7673	delicious distilled spinning legitimate business on the beach	5	awesome	
7674	dangerous hep waders	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	low-calorie stale gray jive turkey leg	1	decent	
7676	pulsating upside-down scandalous birdbone corset	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7677	altered candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 11
7678	lard-coated 4-dimensional fez	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	ribald super-absorbent tarp	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
7681	smooth unquiet spirits	3	awesome	
7682	family-friendly banjo kazoo mount	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7683	non-frozen twirling grass	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 28
7684	wobbly occult Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
7685	Rosewater's Time Bandit Time Towel of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3
7686	knitted Fonzie's Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7687	anodized dry upside-down huge teal dog ointment	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 23
7688	avaricious experienced gumshoes	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
7689	sizzling flapper floppers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
7690	narrow sage sneakeasies of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
7691	beefy plastic nunchaku of temperance	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	family-friendly rosy-cheeked beefcake's hand whip	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	Jeselnik's energetic ruddy glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	stanky smelly deadly cap gun	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	chilly curative cassette player	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	colloidal mirror confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	irradiated blinking confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	unsweetened pulsating confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	spinning LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	tarnished altered non-denatured blue rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	up-at-dawn supercharged rubber cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	stanky supercharged energetic Thor's Pliers of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	chilled blinking candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 18
7711	pulsating avaricious water wings for babies of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	normal half-sized Strix stix	2	good	
7714	tumbling family-friendly Jack Frost's therapeutic vampire pellet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7715	artisanal non-aged vinegar	4	EPIC	
7716	unsanitized scalpel of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7717	therapeutic gladiator tunica	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7718	curative Roman sadnals	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7719	medical-grade madius	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7720	wobbly flame-retardant radiator heater shield	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7721	diffused pulsating twirling fuchsia salt wages	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 45
7722	centurion helmet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	olive Chroner cross	0		
7724	brainy pteruges	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	vacuum-sealed squat Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 49
7726	nitrogenated chilled Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 24
7727	pickled quantum upside-down narrow Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 27
7728	dry polymerized Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 54
7729	upside-down teal Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	tumbling Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	skewed bouncing Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	yellow Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	twirling Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	teal Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	jittery Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	yellow squat Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	mirror Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	olive Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	yellow Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	sinister Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	shaking Tesla forbidden Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	fuchsia tumbling experienced cool Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	stale olive Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	enchanted mediocre practically non-alcoholic Xiblaxian space-whiskey	1	decent	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	bouncing Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	flattened warmed blinking They liver	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	delicious They liver popsicle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	twirling wobbly holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	yellow holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	diluted residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	wobbly Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	friendly grievous defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3
7767	maroon airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	skewed asbestos-lined Personal Ventilation Unit of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	tarnished the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	bland &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	mixed upside-down red transdermal smoke patch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	red wool Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked pair of plants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	Temple Grandin's shellacked Sasq&trade; watch of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	sharpshooter's Rosewater's smoker's cloak of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	pulsating nasty energetic supercool camouflage T-shirt of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	non-pickled experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	lightning-fast heavy-duty clipboard of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	cyan twirling nippy MacGyver's sinister battery-powered drill of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	flavorless bouncing limp broccoli	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	maroon Usain Bolt's supercharged hat of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	non-pressed improved squat monkey barf	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	double-moist energized ionized wobbly candy	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	Herculean jangly bracelet of incineration of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	greedy cuddly teddy bear	0		Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	red ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	sizzling Jack Frost's first-aid pouch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	super-vacuum-sealed polarized airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	twirling blinking bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	red Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	decent initiative shawarma	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	delicious warm war shawarma	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	super-sized flavorless huge karma shawarma	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	high-proof mediocre huge Jungle Juice	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Amnesiac Ale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	high-proof acceptable shaking Highest Bitter	8	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	shaking gravedigger's nippy mercenary pistol	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	ruddy mercenary rifle of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	jittery Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	spinning Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	jittery Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	pulsating TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	bouncing unused soap	0		
7809	wobbly impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	decent small seared dino steak	2	good	
7814	drinkable watered-down ghostly bottle of drinkin' gas	2	good	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	jittery simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	jittery zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	squat french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	tumbling ruddy iShield of chilblains of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7825	horrifying earbuds of terror of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
7826	nasty scorching iFlail of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
7827	enchanted spoiled unidentifiable dried fruit	3	crappy	Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 20
7828	mediocre flat cider	3	decent	
7829	hardy Socratic brainy trench lighter	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	concentrated experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	blue military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	maroon shaking encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	green gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	fuchsia Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	twirling special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	bouncing wobbly jittery special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	skewed special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	vacuum-sealed perl necklace	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	deionized extra-polymerized polarized blurry Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	oxidized ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	half-sized stale petit fortran	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	flavorless java cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	spoiled jumbo cookie cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	strapping plastic exo-suited miner	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	narrow gray flame-wreathed plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	plastic Crimbot of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	ghostly spinning plastic Crimbomega of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	ionized skewed cyan flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	avaricious radiation-resistant helmet	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	sizzling servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	foul-smelling dangerous high-energy mining laser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	jittery peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	gray Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	bouncing Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	green Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	blurry Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	spinning Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	blurry Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	tumbling blinking Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	mirror Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	blurry Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	spinning Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	skewed Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	squat Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	shaking Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	shaking recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	upside-down recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	mirror yellow recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	tumbling recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	mirror recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	occult dangerous Size XI Wizard's Robe of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	wet skewed Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 29
7915	vacuum-sealed altered pulsating Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 45
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	polymerized double-enhanced jittery BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 62
7918	altered huge Moonds	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 49
7919	oxidized extra-unsweetened twirling Big Punk	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 11
7920	ghostly fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	blurry turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	bad Friendly Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	bad Agitated Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	tolerable high-proof Ambitious Turkey	9	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	stale special neutron lollipop	3	decent	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	acceptable gamma nog	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	blurry Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	diluted wobbly single atom	1	awesome	Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tumbling tooth	0		
7945	lime green squat table	0		
7946	jittery blinking studded boxer's outlaw bandana of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3
7947	perfectly mixed jittery whiskey in a broken glass	3	EPIC	
7948	bad irresponsibly strong shot of mescal	6	decent	
7949	mediocre practically non-alcoholic glass of herbal tequila	1	decent	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	lard-coated supercharged plaid cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lime green lasso	0		
7953	skewed supercharged weightlifter's rusted-out shootin' iron of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7954	purple rattler rattle	0		
7955	blurry bag of money	0		
7956	yellow shaking Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	supercharged wholesome Staff of Ed of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7962	blurry huge Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	gray Newton's Staff of Fats	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	tumbling frosty World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7968	tumbling topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	olive Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	pickled mummified fig	1	good	Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 10
7973	pickled ghostly mummified loaf of bread	1	good	
7974	dehydrated upside-down cyan mummified beef haunch	1	good	Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 10
7975	twirling linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	lime green wobbly silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	fuchsia spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	narrow talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	twirling lightning-fast Sister Accessory of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only
7984	super-irradiated denatured Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 20
7985	razor-sharp parachute of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	banded baleful pad	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	pulsating resourceful weightlifter's peeler	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	nasty pettipants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	maroon hardened experienced panama hat	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	banded pulsera of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	nasty Annie Oakley's police baton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	red censurious frightening coward's plus-fours of the brute of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	spinning coward's clever porkpie	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	ghostly coward's Socratic pepper mill	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	blurry padded pelerine of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	phantom mask of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	dehydrated blinking gray polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	mixed upside-down powder	1		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	dry spinning choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	electrified smart watch	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	extra-liquefied augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	jittery crafty toy Crimbot power glove	0		Maximum MP: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	toy Crimbot super fist of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	quantum super-flattened dry purple Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	skewed Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	lime green Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	green Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	zippy scandalous shellacked Crimbomega drive chain	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	tumbling Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	jittery jittery yellow Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	blinking Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	electrified irradiated fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	chilled oxidized flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	enhanced dry polarized and rain stick	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 41
8019	lime green Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	adequate Choco-Mint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	acceptable special triple-distilled upside-down hot mint schnocolate	8	good	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	distilled squat cyan homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	jittery upside-down ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	blue artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	blurry stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	blinking yellow calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	blurry alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	squat tope&eacute; of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	mirror reassuring topiary tights of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1
8036	bouncing Jeselnik's topiary necktie	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
8037	normal jumbo bowl of topioca	5	good	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	pulsating topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	twirling crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	cyan pot of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
8044	censurious spelunking fedora	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
8045	sinister sturdy machete	0		Spell Damage: +10
8046	lion tamer's shotgun	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8047	cyan savvy boomerang	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8049	savvy mining helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8050	narrow olive Jim Carey's X-ray goggles	0		Monster Level: +25, Luck: +5
8051	yellow asbestos-lined cape	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8052	therapeutic jetpack	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	tumbling spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8056	torch	0		
8057	mirror Usain Bolt's [spelunking test kit] of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
8058	resourceful plasma rifle	0		Maximum MP: +50
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	squat knitted Herculean The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Luck: -6
8061	narrow The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	narrow Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	ghostly banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	dehydrated	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	shaking ghostly gray blinking warehouse map page	0		
8071	lime green warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	Annie Oakley's Fonzie's Spelunker's fedora of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	sharpshooter's Spelunker's whip of Gandalf of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	upside-down Lo Pan's dance instructor's Spelunker's khakis of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	blurry Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	ghostly mangled squirrel	0		
8091	olive rat carcass	0		
8092	sage wicker kickers of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	double-paned shellacked wicker slicker	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	shaking Newton's wicker knickers of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	lion tamer's arcane researcher's wicker ticker	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	prompt slick wicker sticker	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	smooth wicker clicker of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	distilled lime green wickerbits	1		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	scorching belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	olive Jeselnik's stanky badge	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	skewed bouncing Fonzie's bowl of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	bouncing jittery hardy brooch of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	mirror perfumed curative breeches	0		Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	wobbly savvy backpack of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	twisted spinning blue bits	1		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	skewed clever therapeutic anvil	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	stanky Oprah's akubra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	family-friendly apron	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	cyan toasty energetic ascot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	squat knitted Temple Grandin's attache case	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	spinning Rosewater's accordion of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	boiled jittery wobbly aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	coward's wig of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	horrifying shellacked winch crank	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	medical-grade Rosewater's widget	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	Jeselnik's whisk of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	energetic walker of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	miser's waders of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	pickled flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	huge savvy strapping gaiters	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	quilted garland of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	executive smartaleck's gunnysack	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	zippy garibaldi of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	chaotic girdle of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	gloves of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	vaporized jittery smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	green occult fiberglass fetish of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	maroon rock-hard fiberglass foil of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	twirling nasty medical-grade fiberglass fannypack	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	blinking scandalous lion tamer's fiberglass frock	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	quilted dance instructor's fiberglass fingerguard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	blue reassuring stanky fiberglass fedora	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	compressed fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	blinking bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	purple winged yeti fur	0		
8136	shaking blue talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	rubber spatula of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
8139	family-friendly spoon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
8140	lard-coated crystalline reamer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8141	vibrating macroplane grater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
8142	bouncing baleful bastard baster	0		Spell Damage: +25
8143	supercool obsidian nutcracker	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8144	ghostly olive talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	spinning miser's glass eye of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
8146	corrupted wobbly blurry invisible potion	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 68
8147	squat time shuriken	0		
8148	wholesome steel-toed ninjammies of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	oxidized extra-improved Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 62
8150	liquefied twirling sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 50
8151	diffused extra-Vulcanized Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 34
8152	warmed Vulcanized unsweetened olive polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
8153	irradiated extra-electrified alkaline wobbly candy dish	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 39
8154	boiled denatured quantum pulsating Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 35
8155	extra-polymerized adjusted bouncing talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 50
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	ghostly Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	wobbly half of a tooth	0		
8160	flattened mouse skull	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 26
8161	cold-filtered really thick spine	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 42
8162	twirling educational skullcap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	reassuring three-legged pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	maroon double-paned greasy remaindered axe	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	vibrating padded cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	normal blue baguette	3	good	
8168	upside-down glob of icing	0		
8169	alkaline chilled ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
8170	pressed mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
8171	mediocre unflavored wine cooler	3	decent	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	sizzling sewer snake	0		Hot Damage: +10
8174	huge fancy spoiled mirror pigeon egg	9	crappy	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 30
8175	wobbly lard-coated jaunty feather of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8176	drinkable premium malt liquor	3	good	
8177	padded baleful brown paper pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +20
8178	brown paper bag mask of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50
8179	blinking groovy ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	rosewater-soaked breadwand	0		Stench Resistance: +3
8181	ghostly frightening loafers	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	mirror hale bread basket	0		Maximum HP: +20
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	twirling foul-smelling slick The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	delicious irresponsibly strong Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	10	awesome	
8189	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed skewed Radberry Rip wine cooler	1	EPIC	
8190	fortified artisanal Orangemageddon wine cooler	5	EPIC	
8191	artisanal Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8192	lousy practically non-alcoholic yellow Citrus Crush wine cooler	1	decent	
8193	decent plain bagel	4	good	
8194	special rotten huge glob of cream cheese	4	crappy	Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 45
8195	fancy rotten wobbly bouncing loaf of soda bread	3	crappy	Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 30
8196	moldy acceptable bagel	4	crappy	
8197	adequate standard-issue cupcake	4	good	
8198	gigantic bland upside-down ultra-deluxe cupcake	7	decent	
8199	shaking hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	decent tumbling popular tart	4	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	modified nitrogenated quadruple-adjusted yellow ghostly Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 33
8203	blurry airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	narrow one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	narrow FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	huge lion tamer's expensive camera of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	colloidal shaking How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	olive bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	smelly rigging rope of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	boiled twirling nasty snuff	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	narrow Lo Pan's shellacked sewage-clogged pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	ionized pressed cold-filtered tumbling pulsating beard incense	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	red ghostly Tesla curative perfume-soaked bandana	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	adequate toxo	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	perfectly mixed upside-down skewed Lemonade-235	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	scorching beefy isotophat	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	skewed wicked dangerous Three Mile Island shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	lime green supercharged toxic mop of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	cyan lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	hardy slick backwoods banjo of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	frosty careful extremely unsafe ratskin pajama pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	anodized boiled turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	scorching therapeutic fake washboard of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	vibrating Rosewater's Dinsey's oculus	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	ruddy Dinsey's radar dish	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	maroon padded brawny Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	red Usain Bolt's Dinsey's brain of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	sharpshooter's groovy Dinsey's glove	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	pulsating knitted thinker's Dinsey's pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	wobbly brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	ghostly yellow keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	narrow complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	narrow gravedigger's lube-shoes	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	teal trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	Annie Oakley's supercharged wicked Dinsey mascot mask	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	spoiled Dinsey food-cone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	weak perfectly mixed Dinsey Whinskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	quantum deionized gray Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	hale fannypack of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	blinking lion tamer's veiny stiffened extremely unsafe garbage sticker of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	twirling lightning-fast avaricious veiny shellacked hazmat helmet of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: 110, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	quadruple-colloidal chilled polymerized shaking nasty gum	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 36
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	tumbling teal resourceful The Lot's engagement ring	0		Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	wobbly Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	olive Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	narrow Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	scandalous sharpshooter's occult miracle whip of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	sphygmayomanometer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	skewed tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	moldy unappetizing mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	miniature delicious uninteresting mayolus	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	thick spoiled acceptable mayolus	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	toothsome enticing mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	decent wobbly mouth-watering mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	blurry newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	spinning mirror Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	bad watered-down Afternoon Delight	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	twirling Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	frozen pickled mirror Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	corrupted Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	squat Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	enhanced blurry Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 49
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	purple blurry kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	wobbly yellow boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	bouncing dice ring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8291	yellow Socratic dice belt buckle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
8292	ruddy dice-print pajama pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
8293	zippy dice-shaped backpack	0		Initiative: +20
8294	olive miser's dice-print do-rag	0		Meat Drop: +10
8295	energetic dice sunglasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	enhanced dice	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
8298	blue jittery skewed pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	spinning pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	triple-energized huge upside-down ghostly power pill	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	dry bouncing pixel star	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	adequate pixel banana	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	mediocre blurry pixel beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	fuchsia mirror puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	mirror narrow pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	alkaline sludgesicle	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 52
8307	extra-frozen shaking &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 68
8308	oxidized ghostly piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 63
8309	nitrogenated denatured teal baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 27
8310	double-activated blue blurry skewed .epub file	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 33
8311	flattened BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 45
8312	super-diffused spinning hustler shades	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 59
8313	nitrogenated electrified jerky stick	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 52
8314	frozen denatured non-colloidal costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 14
8315	tarnished muscle oil	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 15
8316	non-corrupted bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 18
8317	pressed activated pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 19
8318	magnetized sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 55
8319	double-nitrogenated diffused jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 38
8320	chilled oxidized one glove	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 52
8321	wet extra-modified glove	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 13
8322	vacuum-sealed energized olive handful of fire	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 20
8323	vacuum-sealed twirling Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 38
8324	moist disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 60
8325	dry narrow coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 36
8326	non-colloidal denatured conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 25
8327	activated improved Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 53
8328	non-polymerized chilled icy hairspray	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 41
8329	liquefied upside-down smellbook	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 64
8330	activated assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 50
8331	flattened teal filthy armor	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 56
8332	polymerized tarnished improved ghostly plague pie	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 58
8333	magnetized ionized batarang	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 46
8334	magnetized activated ionized huge spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
8335	unsweetened improved tarnished narrow grease trap	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 62
8336	unsweetened energized mirror shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 12
8337	boiled ghostly jittery porkpocket	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 30
8338	oxidized tarnished Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 57
8339	quadruple-liquefied liquefied warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 36
8340	magnetized pulsating janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 29
8341	diffused tarnished bouncing warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 37
8342	activated alkaline upside-down baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
8343	double-polarized quadruple-diffused anodized shaking carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 59
8344	dry bronze polish	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 44
8345	enhanced adjusted crident	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 56
8346	magnetized frozen totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 24
8347	irradiated galvanized moist huge spray chrome	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 50
8348	irradiated squat filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 56
8349	wet dry magnetized pulsating hand of cards	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 61
8350	diffused triple-boiled bouncing lime green damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 49
8351	altered wobbly lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 44
8352	activated diffused diffused skewed skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 68
8353	polarized spinning grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 45
8354	dry purple nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41
8355	dry polarized narrow iron torso box	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 66
8356	irradiated lime green mirror mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 24
8357	ionized radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 38
8358	flattened unsweetened maroon x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 27
8359	modified wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 63
8360	frozen hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 24
8361	ionized dry child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 64
8362	denatured energized pulsating devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 49
8363	tarnished boiled shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 58
8364	triple-denatured polymerized alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 14
8365	ionized ghostly novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
8366	Vulcanized polarized bouncing invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 24
8367	quantum flattened handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 17
8368	unsweetened corrupted vacuum-sealed cyan garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 47
8369	moist pressed plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 45
8370	electrified wobbly wobbly funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 39
8371	double-corrupted bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 36
8372	anodized flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 25
8373	magnetized wet gray captured boozles	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 48
8374	frozen bouncing drinks tray	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 36
8375	unsweetened dry pulsating eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 46
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	small moldy pixel lemon	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	artisanal weak pixel daiquiri	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	vacuum-sealed extra-vacuum-sealed twirling power pill	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	ionized energized purple pixel potion	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	maroon Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	bouncing Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	blurry popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	yellow mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	huge mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	yellow mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	twirling gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	squat hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	jittery spinning The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	cool The Emperor's new hat	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	jittery flame-retardant The Emperor's new shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	The Emperor's new pants of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	Usain Bolt's personal trainer's lead pipe	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	Herculean rope of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	dance instructor's brawny wrench	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	Lo Pan's educational candlestick	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	careful knife of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	squat Tesla revolver of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	narrow 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	narrow savory dry noodles	0		
8407	stale squat pestopiary	4	decent	
8408	deionized quadruple-nitrogenated ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 23
8409	rotten thick crudles	5	crappy	
8410	fancy rotten snack-sized agnolotti arboli	2	crappy	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 25
8411	decent spaghetti with ghost balls	3	good	
8412	jumbo adequate succulent marrow	5	good	
8413	small spoiled salacious crumbs	2	crappy	
8414	spoiled snack-sized fusilli marrownarrow	2	crappy	
8415	fancy moldy suggestive strozzapreti	4	crappy	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 5
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	bland Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	miniature moldy linguini immondizia bianco	2	crappy	
8420	bland shaking shells a la shellfish	4	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	wobbly high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	green huge unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	lime green blurry veiny spore pod	0		
8430	upside-down tumbling hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	teal squat hot spore pod	0		
8433	lime green cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	huge pulsating brainy LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	frightening LavaCo Lamp&trade; of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	smelly rosy-cheeked LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	spinning lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	pulsating lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	twirling lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	maroon SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	green uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	twirling capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	lime green capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	blinking LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	high-temperature mining mask of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	beefcake's fireproof megaphone of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	decent huge mineapple	6	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	artisanal Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	stale smelted roe	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	delicious triple-distilled wobbly lavawater	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	non-aerosolized activated narrow blurry mirror basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	wobbly Usain Bolt's lard-coated MacGyver's lavalarva	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	double-paned fortified stylish lava balaclava	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	curative Da Vinci's Samson's basaltamander buckler	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	oxidized wet lava globs	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	normal gooey lava globs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	fireproof groovy lava-proof pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	spinning blinking Temple Grandin's heat-resistant necktie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	red Temple Grandin's manspreader's dance instructor's heat-resistant gloves	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	massive toothsome very hot lunch	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	tolerable distilled asbestos thermos	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	activated activated electrified liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	tasty disco biscuit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	lousy Quaatorade&trade;	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	jittery reassuring chilly medical-grade biker's hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	fireproof Jack Frost's feathered headdress of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	mirror rosewater-soaked wool dangerous electrician's hardhat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	bouncing Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	fuchsia Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	narrow The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	spinning one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	narrow airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	spinning red Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	spinning New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	smooth velvet pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	experienced smooth velvet hat	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	grievous smooth velvet pocket square	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	ghostly educational smooth velvet socks	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	educational smooth velvet hanky	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	upside-down coward's The One Mood Ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	gray jittery Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	upside-down Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	jittery Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	mirror signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	shaking ghostly ghostly Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	mirror half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	maroon glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	modified SMOOCH coffee cup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	double-enhanced labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	green razor-sharp Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	banded slick grease cannon	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	wet anodized chilled demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	narrow weightlifter's love of the wise owl of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	wobbly spinning toasty Pener's drumstick of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	spinning auspicious deuce cape of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	shellacked Lavalos's shell of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	squat steel-toed Rosewater's smooth velvet bra	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	bouncing auspicious manspreader's SMOOCH bracers	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	cyan SMOOCH kneepads of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	ruddy SMOOCH spaulders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	shellacked SMOOCH codpiece of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	experienced SMOOCH breastplate	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	bouncing superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	green superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	rotten lava cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	moldy upside-down pink slime	4	crappy	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	skewed Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	diet tasty devil hair pasta	1	awesome	
8530	decent jittery spagecialetti	3	good	
8531	narrow Salsa Libre	0		
8532	jittery good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	tasty bite-sized gray libertagliatelle	1	awesome	
8535	fancy bland fuchsia turkish mostaccioli	4	decent	Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 35
8536	yummy blinking linguini of the sea	3	awesome	
8537	flattened shaking lime green Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 46
8539	spinning ghostly Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	toothsome spinning Fettris	3	awesome	
8543	tiny rotten fusillocybin	1	crappy	
8544	gigantic adequate pulsating prescription noodles	9	good	
8545	twisted blood-drive sticker	1	decent	Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 50
8546	tarnished lime green bag of grain	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 13
8547	oxidized olive pocket maze	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 11
8548	enhanced shady shades	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 62
8549	aerosolized deionized upside-down squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 31
8550	snack-sized flavorless jittery weird gazelle steak	2	decent	
8551	big bland fuchsia sausage without a cause	5	decent	
8552	energized pickled upside-down face paint	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 41
8553	mediocre emergency margarita	3	decent	
8554	smooth twirling vintage smart drink	3	awesome	
8555	blurry a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	concentrated electrified mirror narrow Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 19
8559	electrified concentrated bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 65
8560	irradiated chilled Aerheads	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 29
8561	dry Wrotz	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 69
8562	boiled extra-anodized Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 15
8563	moist corrupted maroon fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 52
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	barrel lid of the brute of terror of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	wobbly ruddy studded barrel hoop earring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	fuchsia smelly friendly bankruptcy barrel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	pulsating tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	squat barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	lime green narrow barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	artisanal fuchsia jittery bottle of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	tolerable barrel-aged martini	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	yummy barrel pickle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	gigantic stale barrel cracker	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	altered bouncing upside-down vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	boiled mirror bouncing mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	blurry KoL Con 12-gauge of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	ghostly Golden Mr. Eh? of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	blue stanky barrel gun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	rotten huge cyan blurry water log	8	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	aromatic barrelhead of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	manspreader's dance instructor's bottoms of the barrel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	spinning hardy ruddy chest barrel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	gray huge bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	bouncing stiffened double barreled barrel gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	blurry foul-smelling wizardly triple barreled barrel gun of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	twirling frightening hardy barrel beryl choker	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	pulsating ruddy barrel beryl nose ring of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	prompt beefcake's barrel beryl ring	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	energized cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	ionized aerosolized unsweetened cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	quadruple-deionized deionized energized cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	deionized denatured cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	Vulcanized electrified cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	oxidized dry pulsating spinning cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	energized altered cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	magnetized cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	quadruple-quantum improved spinning jittery cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	oxidized cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	modified colloidal warmed blurry spinning cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	quantum huge skewed cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	dry ionized modified yellow cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	polymerized quadruple-ionized tumbling cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	dry quantum upside-down cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	deionized cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	pressed warmed skewed cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	ionized tumbling cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	triple-flattened cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	Vulcanized nitrogenated cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	chilled energized altered pulsating olive ghostly cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	tarnished cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	activated quadruple-dry skewed cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	boiled green narrow cuppa Activi tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	pickled cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	quadruple-deionized squat mirror cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	polarized teal cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	quadruple-denatured super-polarized quadruple-irradiated jittery blue cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	moist extra-vacuum-sealed cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	diffused cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	oxidized cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	energized teal cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	improved mirror gray cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	activated liquefied blinking cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	maroon censurious scandalous razor-sharp Royal scepter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	squat Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	super-sized spoiled bowl of eyeballs	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	spoiled upside-down bowl of mummy guts	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	bland pulsating bowl of maggots	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	artisanal teal blood and blood	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	mediocre Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	fortified acceptable cyan zombie	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	spinning plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	lion tamer's Jim Carey's dance instructor's crown	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	red Van der Graaf medical-grade extremely unsafe hawk	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8655	massive rotten hamlet sandwich	8	crappy	
8656	electrified Othello's military jacket	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8657	Othello's dagger of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
8658	educational Othello's handkerchief	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
8659	non-oxidized bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 48
8660	narrow grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	blurry stanky stiffened ghostly dagger	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
8663	lousy ghost beer	3	decent	
8664	blurry Othello set of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	rosewater-soaked flame-retardant Yorick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3
8668	rose	0		
8669	narrow tulip	0		
8670	tumbling tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	wobbly Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	wobbly airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	wet shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	delicious special iceberg lettuce	3	awesome	Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	mediocre ice wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	blinking horrifying forbidden cool Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	steel-toed Wal-Mart nametag of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	up-at-dawn electrified Wal-Mart overalls of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	wobbly To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	pulsating The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	skewed perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	Temple Grandin's bellhop's hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	delicious weak ice porter	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	electrified anodized tumbling exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	tarnished shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	tumbling skewed Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	powdered medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	adequate special ice rice	4	good	Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	mediocre squat iced plum wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	family-friendly groovy training belt of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	pulsating frosty medical-grade strapping training legwarmers	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	spinning gravedigger's brawny training helmet of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	ghostly training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	boiled blinking abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	mixed blinking abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	vaporized red abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	vaporized pulsating abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	dried abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	diluted abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	diluted abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	pickled fuchsia spinning blurry abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	compressed mirror abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	altered mirror abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	adequate small VYKEA meatballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	tolerable VYKEA mead	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	oxidized VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	upside-down blue VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	purple VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	huge VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	fuchsia twirling VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	blue VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	red jittery shaking VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	wobbly VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	aromatic supercool VYKEA hex key of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	decent tin of submardines	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	hand-crafted bottle of norwhiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	modified octolus oculus	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	mirror prompt lightning-fast scandalous sardine can key	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	tumbling green healthy norwhal helmet of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	jittery frosty clever healthy octolus-skin cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	bad lime green bouncing perfect cosmopolitan	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	weak tolerable blurry perfect negroni	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	bad perfect dark and stormy	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	lousy triple-distilled perfect mimosa	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	smooth irresponsibly strong perfect old-fashioned	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	special acceptable pulsating perfect paloma	3	good	Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	enhanced deionized That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	alkaline vacuum-sealed squat Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	pressed upside-down Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	corrupted dry unsweetened Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	non-anodized ghostly Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	spinning airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	warmed Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	extra-boiled activated tumbling hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	magnetized super-deionized communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	jumbo stale Crimbo salad	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	immense adequate bread line	6	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	high-proof aged bark rootbeer	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	weak tolerable skewed mirror ale	2	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	stiffened plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	fireproof plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	grievous plastic Crimborgatron	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	skewed Newton's plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	wobbly bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	ghostly box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	blurry Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	distilled hand-crafted Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	jittery Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	squat chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	quantum pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	jittery overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	frosty smooth reusable shopping bag of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	coarse hemp socks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	narrow nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	upside-down iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	censurious pine cone necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	reindeer hammer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	blinking upside-down stanky elf ploughshare	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	mirror faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	spinning therapeutic elven tambourine	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	spinning rosewater-soaked reindeer sickle	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	huge face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	twirling gray The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	wobbly plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	squat bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	fuchsia dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	spinning high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	twirling green high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	twirling ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	tumbling fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	mirror cyan confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	purple glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	stale Kudzu salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	dehydrated olive Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	perfectly mixed mirror Miss Graves' vermouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	toothsome The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	compressed tumbling jittery The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	perfectly mixed enchanted shaking The Mad Liquor	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	rotten fancy Mr. Burnsger	3	crappy	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	modified The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	veiny ruddy Rosewater's The Jokester's gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	resourceful curative sage The Jokester's wig	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	censurious Van der Graaf The Jokester's pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	alkaline pickled chilled Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	tumbling green replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	tarnished boiled bouncing robin's egg	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	adequate robin flan	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	fancy acceptable watered-down robin nog	2	good	Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	fuchsia LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	jittery exploding gum	0		
8839	bouncing root beer barrel	0		
8840	polymerized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 59
8841	pickled triple-Vulcanized spinning cyan Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 20
8842	deionized electrified infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 38
8843	polarized improved squat can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 36
8844	deionized purple The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 59
8845	electrified triple-improved anodized red bag of random words	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 38
8846	quadruple-altered skewed tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
8847	chilled triple-ionized red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 19
8848	flattened polymerized tarnished blurry question juice	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
8849	non-ionized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 34
8850	teal narrow asbestos-lined your cowboy boots	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	bouncing nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	maroon narrow nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	mirror nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	spinning nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	fuchsia nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	wobbly nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	rosewater-soaked quicksilver ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	resourceful razor-sharp thicksilver ring of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	spinning jittery brawny wicksilver ring of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	vibrating sinister slicksilver ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	nasty sicksilver ring of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	up-at-dawn smooth thinker's nicksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	arcane researcher's ticksilver ring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	wool dog trainer's wicked Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	fireproof sharpshooter's Da Vinci's Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	electrified studded beefy Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Tesla Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	bouncing aromatic Frigid Northern Beans	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	wool World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Tesla Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Samson's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	auspicious arcane researcher's Samson's groovy thinker's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	red hardy Rosewater's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	stale plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	normal plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	moldy massive fancy plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	10	crappy	Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	spoiled snack-sized plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	bland plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	small bland plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	rotten plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	moldy jumbo fancy plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	5	crappy	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	decent plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	moldy plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	squat auspicious careful Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	scorching Samson's sage Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	coward's mansplainer's experienced Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	olive rock-hard studded personal trainer's beefcake's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	upside-down El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	shaking Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	foul-smelling quilted Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	double-energized poker face paint	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	huge tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	flattened twirling skewed triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	triple-oxidized tumbling ghost bit	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	pressed huge spinning buzzard feather	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	cold-filtered lion musk	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	moldy snack-sized bear claw	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	denatured oxidized jittery rattler gland	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	vacuum-sealed maroon mirror half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	oxidized modified non-colloidal tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	miniature decent fuchsia rotting beefsteak	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	fancy perfectly mixed high-proof skewed firemilk	7	EPIC	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	wet modified spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	powdered blinking moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	medical-grade Fonzie's western-style skinning knife	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	squat reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	lime green upside-down steel knuckles of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	skewed skewed LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	upside-down Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	shaking disc (green)	0		
8927	ghostly disc (blue)	0		
8928	squat tumbling disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	galvanized ionized demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	upside-down rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	squat tumbling makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	tumbling custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	shaking mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	spinning diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	wobbly squat jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	ghostly slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	jittery Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	brawny beefy one-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20
8960	nasty sage two-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
8961	zippy three-gallon hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20
8962	teal educational four-gallon hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50
8963	upside-down rosy-cheeked wizardly five-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30
8964	spinning wholesome six-gallon hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
8965	squat scorching supercool seven-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
8966	shaking Annie Oakley's stylish eight-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20
8967	Usain Bolt's toasty nine-gallon hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
8968	Annie Oakley's studded ten-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20
8969	resourceful supercharged eleven-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50
8970	jittery toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	dry skin oil	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 11
8973	double-corrupted tumbling unusual oil	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 43
8974	wet polarized maroon twirling eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 12
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	Vulcanized green patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 11
8977	adjusted dry patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 60
8978	galvanized denatured denatured patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 69
8979	moist liquefied patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 17
8980	oxidized activated upside-down tumbling red ghostly patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 62
8981	chilled aerosolized tumbling patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 62
8982	super-irradiated corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 15
8983	mediocre ghostly rodeo whiskey	3	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	real cowboy hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	green jittery Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	cyan Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	compressed twirling armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	half-sized adequate jumping horseradish	2	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	hand-crafted special practically non-alcoholic Sacramento wine	1	EPIC	Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	warmed gray Greek fire	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	twirling flame-wreathed sizzling personal trainer's ox-head shield of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	maroon jittery prompt crafty medical-grade stylish dented scepter of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	flame-retardant dance instructor's personal trainer's very pointy crown of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	nasty flame-wreathed quilted Newton's battle broom of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	frightening toasty curative educational carpe	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	grievous educational brawny codpiece of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	wholesome supercool groovy stylish troutsers	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: 30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	lightning-fast Sinatra's educational bass clarinet of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	double-paned Oprah's experienced fish hatchet of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	flame-retardant ribald therapeutic tunac of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	squat blurry fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	super-polarized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	acceptable watered-down bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	irradiated super-dry high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	greedy fishin' hat	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	upside-down Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	narrow sonar fishfinder of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	teal tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	huge internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	gray meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	decent big gallon of milk	5	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	upside-down bouncing print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	blurry screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	wobbly infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	bouncing frosty sage First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	mirror skewed no spoon	0		
9030	fancy toothsome star salad	3	awesome	Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 35
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	adequate gigantic bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	7	good	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	wobbly Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	diet adequate jittery browser cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	mediocre hacked gibson	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	savvy Source shades	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	upside-down Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	blurry Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	wobbly Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	shaking Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	teal Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	shaking Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	upside-down Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	mirror Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	squat Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	gray narrow pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	prompt scandalous Da Vinci's plastic detective badge of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	Jim Carey's smartaleck's supercool smooth bronze detective badge	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: 50, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	pulsating auspicious manspreader's shellacked detective badge of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	rosewater-soaked nippy crafty savvy detective badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	blurry cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	blurry detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	hale arcane researcher's detective roscoe of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	vacuum-sealed mirror shaking shoe gum	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	bouncing chaotic supercool noir fedora of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	executive toasty trench coat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	bad irresponsibly strong Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	rotten tiny hardboiled egg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	reassuring Lo Pan's studded fortified brawny protonic accelerator pack of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: 140, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	upside-down Newton's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	narrow squat psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	veiny weightlifter's bindle	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	pulsating bouncing Annie Oakley's fortified fleshy lump	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	auspicious mansplainer's smoldering bagel punch	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	maroon healthy ghostly reins of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	deadly derringer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	teal asbestos-lined Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	electrified Oprah's Spookyraven signet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	greasy sinister tie-dyed fannypack	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	Usain Bolt's lightning-fast burnt snowpants	0		Initiative: 120, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	greedy standards and practices guide	0		Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	blinking chilly Temple Grandin's Carpathian longsword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	inspector's sage Liam's mail of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	MacGyver's vibrating Unfortunato's foolscap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	twirling purification tablet	0		
9102	blurry Wrist-Boy of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	purple wobbly upside-down Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	bouncing compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	alkaline tumbling Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 51
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	corrupted dry liquefied pulsating Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 50
9110	energized huge Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 18
9111	colloidal frozen ghostly Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 29
9112	alkaline EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
9113	flattened Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 14
9114	moist alkaline red The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 33
9115	oxidized mirror jittery Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 35
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	fuchsia experienced repaid diaper	0		Experience: +2
9118	pulsating skewed Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	weak hand-crafted Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	quilted Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	upside-down Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	drinkable unidentified drink	3	good	
9127	bouncing purple extremely unsafe KoL Con 13 T-shirt of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
9128	miser's ribald Temple Grandin's discarded swimming trunks	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
9129	polymerized diluted makeup	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 51
9130	aerosolized charisma potion	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 34
9131	huge extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	friendly wizardly pistol	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	immense spoiled leftover pasty	9	crappy	
9135	drinkable watered-down very whiskey	2	good	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	huge li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	twirling li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	skewed li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	spinning li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	huge li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	quadruple-tarnished chilled hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	moist Prunets	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 40
9148	ghostly Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	galvanized invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	aerosolized anodized upside-down invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	blurry li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	adequate blinking raw sweet potato	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	flavorless snack-sized raw beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	big spoiled raw stuffing	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	bland bite-sized raw cranberry sauce	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	delicious raw turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	half-sized bland raw mincemeat	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	half-sized flavorless huge raw potato	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	moldy enchanted raw gravy	4	crappy	Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	spoiled snack-sized skewed raw bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	fuchsia spinning arcane researcher's mini-marshmallow dispenser of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	therapeutic ruddy educational glass casserole dish	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	scandalous mansplainer's can opener	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	modified turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	Annie Oakley's studded glass pie plate	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	executive Socratic potato masher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	blurry gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	red bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	rotten huge sweet potatoes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	half-sized spoiled spinning bean casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	fancy adequate yellow squat baked stuffing	4	good	Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	enchanted bland spinning cranberry cylinder	3	decent	Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	super-sized bland thanksgiving turkey	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	flavorless half-sized mince pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	decent pulsating mashed potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	jumbo rotten warm gravy	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	toothsome miniature red bread roll	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	bland leftovers	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	bland leftovers sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	tumbling megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	super-oxidized ionized eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	artisanal blue eldritch extract	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	perfumed hardened Official Council Aide Pin	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	drinkable mirror eldritch distillate	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	distilled bouncing eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	narrow jittery Science Notebook of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
9197	ghostly sizzling chaotic forbidden eldritch hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	maroon veiny Samson's eldritch pants of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	delicious wobbly huge eldritch elixir	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	stylish strapping Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	bouncing lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	red Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	upside-down Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	shaking sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	blurry greasy ball and chain	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	spinning candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	upside-down smartaleck's gingerbread tophat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	gingerbread waistcoat	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	upside-down steel-toed gingerbread trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	prompt Annie Oakley's medical-grade candy dress shoes	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	Van der Graaf hale Da Vinci's candy necktie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	olive blurry horrifying crafty dance instructor's chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	olive broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	blurry interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	teal sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	rotten super-sized animal part cracker	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	distilled smooth gingerbread wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	decent gingerbread mug	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	Tesla gingerbread mask	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	healthy hardened gingerservo of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	ionized quadruple-concentrated ionized mirror tainted icing	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	up-at-dawn gingerbeard	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	blurry gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	perfumed double-paned gingerbread hoodie	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	wobbly Sherlock's friendly gingerbread pistol	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	lightning-fast Temple Grandin's marzipan briefcase	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	creme brulee torch of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	censurious candy crowbar	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	lime green wool deadly candy screwdriver	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	bouncing gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	mirror asbestos-lined pumpkin spice candle	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	modified diffused activated skewed gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	blurry dog trainer's thinker's gingerbread gavel	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	spinning ghostly green gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	tumbling gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	special perfectly mixed strong ginger beer	5	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	adjusted unsweetened industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	frozen denatured blue fake cocktail	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	lousy high-end ginger wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	maroon plastic bad vibe of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	stiffened plastic angry vikings	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	pulsating plastic Knows About Chakras of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	plastic Your Brain of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	MacGyver's plastic Krampus	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	flattened fuchsia Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	double-galvanized spinning mirror Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	pressed alkaline boiled Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	rotten spiritual candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	fancy perfectly mixed spiritual eggnog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	decent spiritual fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	tasty skewed spiritual gingerbread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	blinking skewed My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	spinning fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	fuchsia gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	boiled squat yellow rock candy	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	flavorless green-iced sweet roll	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	ghostly red chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	teal no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	narrow manspreader's experienced Third Eye	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	narrow narrow inspector's stylish Krampus Horn	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	rotten hambrosier	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	aged strong chakra-mental wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	triple-dry chakra malt	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	moldy Black Angus blackburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	perfectly mixed watered-down brandy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	boiled altered blinking potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	mirror personal trainer's bad vibroknife of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	wobbly wool cool crystal belt buckle	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	blurry greedy educational saffron antaravasaka	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	fortified saffron uttarasanga of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	upside-down blinking Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pulsating pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	upside-down gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	MacGyver's vibrating experienced Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	rotten small spinning Eldritch snap	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	altered lime green hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	dried jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	twisted jittery jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	diluted narrow bouncing mirror sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	pickled stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	spinning upside-down space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	miniature rotten tumbling toast with hot jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	tasty thick toast with jelly	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	tiny flavorless narrow toast with jelly	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	rotten green toast with sleaze jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	stale toast with stench jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	mirror maroon mirror space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	purple hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	pulsating nasty crafty wax hand	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	zippy Samson's candle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	decent gigantic wax pancake	6	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	Jim Carey's brainy wax face	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	mediocre narrow wax booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	green glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dried spinning gray sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	miniature spoiled sea truffle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	squat narrow groovy recovered cufflinks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	warmed irradiated LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	nitrogenated energized LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	warmed LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	Jack Frost's rock-hard beefy LOV Eardigan	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	pulsating chilly therapeutic LOV Epaulettes of terror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	LOV Earrings of the brute of the storm of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	blue LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	twirling LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	boiled pulsating LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	tumbling LOV Elephant of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	lime green twirling ruddy eldritch scanner	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	super-electrified maroon narrow eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	purple Van der Graaf eldritch hammer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	adequate eldritch mushroom	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	moldy bouncing eldritch mushroom pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	blurry eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	pickled vacuum-sealed irradiated eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	green Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	red huge bottlecap	0		
9344	upside-down blinking discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	skewed pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	spinning twirling bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	bouncing can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	green bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	blinking fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	drinkable watered-down literal grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	aged double entendre	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	aged Phlegethon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	watered-down hand-crafted Siberian sunrise	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	artisanal squat mentholated wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	drinkable low tide martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	perfectly mixed shroomtini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	smooth morning dew	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	bad irresponsibly strong squat whiskey squeeze	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	tolerable great fashioned	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	high-proof hand-crafted Gnomish sagngria	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	lousy vodka stinger	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	weak artisanal twirling extremely slippery nipple	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	mediocre piscatini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	drinkable Churchill	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	bad ghostly soilzerac	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed London frog	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	perfectly mixed nothingtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	high-proof special lousy eighth plague	7	decent	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	boozy perfectly mixed single entendre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	weak artisanal reverse Tantalus	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	lousy skewed elemental caipiroska	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	watered-down perfectly mixed Feliz Navidad	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	special lousy Bloody Nora	3	decent	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	aged moreltini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	smooth blue hell in a bucket	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	irresponsibly strong artisanal Newark	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	mediocre weak R'lyeh	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	smooth yellow Gnollish sangria	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	aged vodka barracuda	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	acceptable Mysterious Island iced tea	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	special mediocre drive-by shooting	4	decent	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	drinkable gunner's daughter	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	lousy practically non-alcoholic dirt julep	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	drinkable irresponsibly strong blurry Simepore slime	8	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	perfectly mixed skewed lime green Phil Collins	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	pulsating toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	tumbling olive filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	wobbly rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	shaking blinking gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	gray alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	wobbly wobbly skewed geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	pulsating squat botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	decent jumbo edible alien plant bit	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	blurry alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	squat alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	blurry complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	dried alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	twirling alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	moldy alien meat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	blinking complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	upside-down fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	powdered alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	quadruple-frozen wet wobbly alien medicine	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	decent gray alien salad	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	mediocre alien booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	tumbling ghostly hale deadly alien mask of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	asbestos-lined rosy-cheeked alien spear of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	chaotic beefy alien blowgun of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	bouncing horrifying MacGyver's padded alien loincloth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	flame-retardant knitted wholesome alien totem	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	flame-wreathed scorching experienced alien necklace	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	squat spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	MacGyver's groovy spants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	lime green mirror twirling Tesla educational spant shield	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	grievous spant shoulderpads of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	blurry nasty wholesome spant backplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	spinning medical-grade Rosewater's spant spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	huge murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	red murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	improved mirror murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	sinister strapping murderbot mask of horror	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	tarnished mirror murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	rock-hard Herculean murderbot whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	huge jittery MacGyver's murderbot plasma rifle of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	yellow murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	yellow tumbling Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	spinning Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	massive normal twirling Aldebaran sardines	7	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	smooth upside-down Centauri fish wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	pickled oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	fuchsia Herculean Spacegate scientist's insignia of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	censurious Spacegate military insignia of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	lard-coated scorching Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	shaking huge Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	rotten alien sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	Vulcanized Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 51
9477	blue Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	liquefied wobbly purple Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	corrupted enhanced galvanized Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	aerosolized blinking Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	Vulcanized ionized twirling Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	vacuum-sealed Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	dry magnetized wobbly Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	galvanized Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	adequate fancy Affirmation Cookie	4	good	Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	spinning License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	spinning cyan Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	altered Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 45
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	friendly MacGyver's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	drinkable pulsating basic martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	artisanal improved martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	weak bad ghostly splendid martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	twirling jittery exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	tumbling huge can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	spinning tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	mirror gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	spinning squat gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	squat twirling baleful beefy plastic gundam of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	purple License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	narrow Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	olive jittery Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	lime green Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	upside-down Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	tiny delicious meteoreo	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	hand-crafted pulsating meadeorite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	jittery meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	maroon foul-smelling Tesla smooth meteortarboard	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	toasty fortified Rosewater's meteorite guard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	censurious groovy meteorb	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	scandalous stiffened asteroid belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	gray narrow sizzling shellacked grievous meteorthopedic shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	skewed miser's chilly shooting morning star of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	olive meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	red corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	energetic Socratic blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	spinning pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	mirror pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	jittery yellow pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	teal pulsating pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	jittery pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	cyan hunk of granite	0		
9540	green shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	narrow exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	bad DUFRESNE Suds	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	narrow occult Sinatra's mafia pinky ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
9547	hand-crafted blue flask of port	4	EPIC	
9548	rosewater-soaked flame-wreathed contract enforcement stick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
9549	adequate Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	lousy jug of booze	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	cold-filtered super-moist pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	tarnished galvanized temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	altered blue squat skewed glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	mirror pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	enhanced galvanized new habit	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	upside-down bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	family-friendly scandalous lion tamer's pearl necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	blinking pulsating O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	lime green amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	pulsating squat ribald sinister razor-sharp protection stick of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9563	boiled twirling green roll of meat	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 68
9564	coward's mafia thumb ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
9565	extra-alkaline huge bouncing cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	huge energetic beefcake's mafia middle finger ring	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	mirror lard-coated baleful beefy steel drivin' hammer of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	jittery coward's dangerous mafia pointer finger ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	Jack Frost's worksite credentials	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
9571	perfumed smelly frosty beefcake's negotiatin' hammer	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
9572	skewed pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	brainy mafia wedding ring of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9576	huge hardened mafia organizer badge	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	blurry transparent nog	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	rotten unfinished fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	oxidized unsweetened magnetized skewed and cracker	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	mediocre neg grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	decent snack-sized half double fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	rotten hushed puppy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	bite-sized rotten muffled muffuletta	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	yummy shushed potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	bouncing plastic mime functionary of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	nasty plastic mime scientist	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	dance instructor's plastic mime soldier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	sage plastic mime executive	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	slick plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	aerosolized wishbone	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	lousy weak fancy Racisto Ruidoso	2	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	blinking earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	bland super-sized bran muffin	5	decent	
9598	decent blueberry muffin	4	good	
9599	fuchsia silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	narrow shaking silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	twirling silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	spinning silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	squat silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	huge silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	fuchsia silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	green silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	twirling silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	upside-down silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	green crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	wobbly spinning anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	tolerable teal stale cheer wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	adequate stale Cheer-E-Os	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	blurry cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	beefy cheerful antler hat of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	pulsating sage beefcake's cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	miser's aromatic cheerful pajama pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	lime green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	blurry jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	olive The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	teal The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	red mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	drinkable weak jittery executive mime flask	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	diet normal huge nega-mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	acceptable extra-dry nega-mushroom wine	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	deionized Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	spoiled mime army rations	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	aged mime army wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	pickled blinking mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	galvanized fuchsia jittery mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	olive asbestos-lined Jim Carey's miming beret	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	gravedigger's experienced miming shirt	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	Jeselnik's occult miming corduroys	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	blinking fireproof sizzling miming boots	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	upside-down twirling wholesome miming gloves of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	squat God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	squat donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	polymerized modified digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	tumbling lime green Jack Frost's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	fireproof mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	upside-down jittery mime army insignia (espionage) of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	fuchsia mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	purple twirling mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	maroon miser's hardened mime army infiltration glove	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	spinning gray mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	twirling mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	wobbly fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	adequate tumbling extra-toasted half sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	mediocre spirit-forward mulled hobo wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	mirror burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	lightning-fast beefy burning paper hat of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	perfumed burning cape of extreme caution of the detective	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	chaotic curative burning paper slippers of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	shaking miser's toasty burning paper jorts of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	pulsating aromatic steel-toed burning paper crane of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	skewed tumbling January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	bouncing January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	blurry deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	dog trainer's Van der Graaf broken champagne bottle	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	blinking horrifying stylish tinsel tights	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	lard-coated sharpshooter's boxer's wad of used tape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	nasty rock-hard silent nightlight of bravery of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	polarized sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 13
9697	polymerized galvanized Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 11
9698	ionized cold-filtered bouncing hot button candy	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 67
9699	twirling stylish smooth makeshift garbage shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: 40, Initiative: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	narrow inspector's supercharged novelty monorail ticket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	dried maroon pills	1		
9702	twisted blinking furry pill	1		
9703	diluted squat beefy pill	1		
9704	twisted narrow excitement pill	1		
9705	dehydrated shaking blurry vitamin G pill	1		
9706	diluted lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	compressed blue dieting pill	1		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 45
9712	upside-down Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	jittery How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	narrow Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	shaking Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	resourceful deadly genie's turbane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	genie's scimitar of James Dean of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	extremely unsafe Da Vinci's genie's pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	hardy Herculean genie's bracers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	double-paned hale psychic's circlet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	resourceful psychic's crystal ball of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	wobbly psychic's pslacks of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	stiffened psychic's amulet of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	delicious heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	gigantic adequate teal Swedish massage fish	8	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	irresponsibly strong artisanal Third Base	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	watered-down artisanal Bustle Hustler	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	nitrogenated ionized wobbly Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	oxidized Bettie page	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	cold-filtered chilled flattened tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	extra-enhanced heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	red narrow Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	red personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	jittery Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	blurry Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	tumbling Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	boiled irradiated squat lime green rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 26
9744	chilled mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 49
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	tarnished tarnished rhinestone	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 25
9747	ghostly 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	olive shaking Da Vinci's Team Avarice cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
9755	experienced Team Sloth cap	0		Experience: +2
9756	red thinker's Team Wrath cap	0		Mysticality: +10
9757	Mu cap of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	squat packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	pulsating Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	shaking yellow Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	narrow tumbling Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	narrow Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	pulsating Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	maroon Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	green narrow Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	spinning Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	huge Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	olive Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	blue Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	wobbly Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	fuchsia Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	jittery Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	spinning Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	purple Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	spinning Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	pulsating ghostly Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	cyan Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	ghostly narrow green Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	spinning Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	cyan Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	fuchsia Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	upside-down muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	spinning amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	dehydrated magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	pickled pulsating ghostly brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 50
9830	denatured purple ghostly glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	compressed tumbling scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	mixed pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	modified lime green ghostly skewed lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	compressed gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
9835	yellow FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	ghostly FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	censurious lion tamer's boxer's FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	pulsating miser's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	skewed huge gray hale FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	Jeselnik's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	narrow lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	foul-smelling coward's ruddy &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +10
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	mirror tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	upside-down Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	bouncing mirror dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	blue twirling faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	tumbling flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	alkaline adjusted jittery universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	massive delicious ghostly FantasyRealm turkey leg	9	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	hand-crafted teal FantasyRealm mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	spinning nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	bland immense spinning druidic s'more	7	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	vaporized ghostly sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	tolerable pulsating mourning wine	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	tumbling map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	tumbling map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	low-calorie flavorless upside-down skewed denastified haunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	aged bad rum and good cola	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	moist oxidized Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	avaricious energetic supercool leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	jittery miser's grievous Master Thief's utility belt of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	spinning veiny educational groovy Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	coward's quilted deadly Dragonscale breastplate	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	dangerous Newton's belt of Ogrekind of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	coward's MacGyver's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of doom	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	pulsating steel-toed fortified nozzle of the Phoenix of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	stanky mansplainer's the Archwizard's briefs of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	jittery gravedigger's steel-toed the Ley Incursion's waist of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	blurry inspector's resourceful shield of the Skeleton Lord of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	mirror yellow lard-coated horrifying stanky ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	frosty razor-sharp scepter of the Skeleton Lord of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	Usain Bolt's reassuring brawny deadfall branch of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80
9894	miser's Annie Oakley's rock-hard boxer's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	gray charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	blurry dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	lousy practically non-alcoholic cyan two meat muck	1	decent	
9899	tasty chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	awesome	
9900	stale maroon tumbling blinking chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	4	decent	
9901	snack-sized spoiled pulsating chocolate Spider Queen	2	crappy	
9902	bad green hipster cocktail	3	decent	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	mirror God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	teal G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	wobbly gattoo	0		
9912	upside-down gray A-Boo glue	0		
9913	upside-down glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	jittery crude oil congealer	0		
9915	bland good guava	4	decent	
9916	mediocre gin and ginger	4	decent	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dried gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	huge spinning A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	tarnished Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	energized alkaline Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	teal Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	boiled red Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	squat Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	lion tamer's chaotic groovy Brutal brogues of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	prompt greasy mansplainer's slick Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	bouncing reassuring sizzling medical-grade studded Nouveau nosering	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	corrupted gray sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	vacuum-sealed ghostly boiling broth	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	ionized polarized triple-frozen yellow twirling interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	narrow Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	purple Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	bouncing burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	skewed Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	twirling Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	gray asbestos-lined rosy-cheeked extremely unsafe PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	hand-crafted Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	up-at-dawn double-paned pentagram bandana	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	blurry brawny skull ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	miniature adequate jittery PB&J with the crusts cut off	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	huge executive veiny dorky glasses	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	deadly ponytail clip of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	compressed red jittery Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	ghostly ruddy cosmetic football	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	mirror shaking olive mansplainer's Fonzie's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	twirling pump-up high-tops of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	boiled energized skewed cyan runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	skewed very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	lightning-fast dangerous noticeable pumps	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	drinkable irresponsibly strong enchanted everfull glass	6	???	Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	mirror jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	Lo Pan's wholesome denim jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	upside-down ratty knitted cap of horror of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	crafty intimidating chainsaw of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	mediocre watered-down party beer bomb	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	decent mirror sweet party mix	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	compressed narrow blinking huge party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	party pants of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	scorching Lo Pan's healthy party whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	huge Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	delicious ghostly TRIO cup of beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	fancy flavorless skewed party platter for one	3	decent	Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	distilled Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	horrifying beefcake's party crasher	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	shaking latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	jittery smartaleck's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	dance instructor's snakeskin thighboots of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	manspreader's hardy snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	censurious snakeskin jacket of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	blurry slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	bouncing slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	huge deadly cool slime waders of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	horrifying padded slime fedora of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	quilted slime knuckles of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	squat government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	Sherlock's hardened Socratic government-issued slacks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	educational government-issued eyeshade of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	frosty wicked savvy government-issued necktie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	double-paned stylish mutant arm of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	lightning-fast mutant legs of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	mutant crown of the brute of the dark arts of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	flavorless olive ghostly ectoplasm	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	moldy squat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	aged watered-down bottle of vodka	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	toothsome pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	perfectly mixed jittery martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	normal squat cherry pie	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	fancy drinkable eggnog	3	good	Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	diet moldy Hell ramen	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	aged gimlet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	drinkable practically non-alcoholic special twice-haunted screwdriver	1	good	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	decent twirling huge candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	mediocre narrow runny fermented egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	normal small oldcake	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	toothsome big traditional Crimbo cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	wobbly zippy plastic wild beaver	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	hale plastic reindeer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	teal medical-grade plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	wobbly medical-grade plastic orphan	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	rosy-cheeked plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	blue Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	censurious pristine walrus tusk of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	ribald friendly sage Staff of Frozen Lard of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	maroon huge bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	teal mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	stale grilled mooseflank	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	normal jumbo moosemeat pie	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	extremely unsafe balanced antler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	dam of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	weak acceptable pulsating beavermouth	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	mediocre practically non-alcoholic beaver punch (papaya)	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	mediocre beaver punch (peach)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	hand-crafted squat beaver punch (cherry)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	teal gravedigger's Canadian lantern of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	cyan muskox-skin cap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	toothsome thick twirling glass of raw eggs	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	hand-crafted punch-drunk punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	mixed body spradium	1		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	stylish bauxite boxers	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	red Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	upside-down Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	pulsating coward's mansplainer's Lo Pan's beefy Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Monster Level: -5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	rotten low-calorie sausage	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	jittery asbestos-lined stanky red-hot sausage fork	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	smooth irresponsibly strong beer	7	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	flavorless bouncing yule gruel	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	distilled mediocre red hot watered rum	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	smooth boozy huge bottle of Crimbognac	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	yummy Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	twisted cyan Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	purple shaking Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	upside-down Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	lime green Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	bouncing squat Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	horrifying Sinatra's Crimbolex watch of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	jittery Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	shaking Jack Frost's groovy hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
10082	family-friendly forbidden chalk chlamys	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	bouncing vibrating banded chalk chain	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	padded brainy chalk chalice	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	skewed foul-smelling chalk chinos of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	smelly chalk chapeau of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	teal blurry Sherlock's Samson's chalk choker	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	denatured chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	polarized quantum twirling candy chalk	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 22
10090	MacGyver's dangerous marble maebari	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	jittery wobbly rosy-cheeked marble mantle of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	fuchsia dog trainer's Oprah's marble magnet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	chilly sinister marble mignonette bowl	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	Sherlock's therapeutic marble medallion	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	supercharged strapping marble mariachi hat	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	distilled tumbling jittery marble molecules	1		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	deionized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 52
10098	purple asbestos-lined extremely unsafe punching bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	ghostly Van der Graaf pith helmet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	huge green therapeutic hale poncho	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	lion tamer's pendant of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	lime green miser's smartaleck's palazzos	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	friendly hale pseudoaccordion	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	vaporized wobbly pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	dry aerosolized skewed jittery Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 66
10106	censurious terra cotta truss of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	jittery savvy terra cotta trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	flame-wreathed terra cotta tongs of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	teal occult terra cotta train of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	blinking therapeutic supercool terra cotta tie tack	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	fireproof terra cotta tambourine of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	dehydrated blinking terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	super-warmed dry twirling terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 20
10114	velour voulge of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	Rosewater's velour vambraces of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	banded sinister velour veil	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	beefcake's weightlifter's velour viscometer	0		Muscle: 40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	wobbly clever stylish velour valise	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	maroon inspector's smartaleck's velour vaqueros	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	dried red spinning velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	energized quantum Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 68
10122	squat avaricious Jeselnik's glass suspenders	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	wool glass shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	mirror boxer's stylish glass stetson	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	educational glass spectacles of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	ghostly foul-smelling brawny glass shiv	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	purple reassuring gravedigger's glass serape	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	boiled maroon glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	ionized activated hard candy	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 55
10130	manspreader's veiny loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	green shellacked arcane researcher's loofah lei	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	mirror Van der Graaf strapping loofah lederhosen	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	fireproof manspreader's loofah ladle	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	asbestos-lined groovy loofah legwarmers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	red toasty therapeutic loofah lavalier	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	pickled loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	denatured chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 59
10138	lightning-fast electrified flagstone flag	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	deadly dance instructor's flagstone flail	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	wobbly fireproof Fonzie's flagstone flip-flops	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	electrified Samson's flagstone fez	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	bouncing clever flagstone fleece of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	energetic Da Vinci's flagstone fringe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	powdered twirling flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	flattened concentrated purple Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 34
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	ghostly red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	educational cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	double-unsweetened Vulcanized tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	compressed wobbly prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	shellacked tailored vest	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	cool elf army poncho	0		Moxie: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	moldy immense blurry elf army field rations	6	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	upside-down skewed green discarded bowtie of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	bad martiny	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	huge tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	liquefied lime green licorice snake	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 32
10161	ionized polarized blurry virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 36
10162	dry tarnished mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 49
10163	polymerized altered government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 33
10164	boiled Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 33
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	clever medical-grade Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	low-calorie delicious bloodstick	1	awesome	
10170	mediocre weak bottle of Sanguiovese	2	decent	
10171	stale actual blood sausage	3	decent	
10172	practically non-alcoholic mediocre mulled blood	1	decent	
10173	gigantic moldy red blood snowcone	7	crappy	
10174	perfectly mixed weak gray tumbling Red Russian	2	super ultra EPIC	
10175	spoiled blood roll-up	3	crappy	
10176	weak perfectly mixed blinking shaking olive bottle of blood	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
10177	miniature tasty special blood-soaked sponge cake	2	awesome	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 50
10178	hand-crafted vampagne	3	super EPIC	
10179	adequate mirror plain snowcone	4	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	gray money bag	0		
10183	twirling money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	red bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	olive blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	mirror resourceful beefcake's PirateRealm eyepatch of chilblains	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	twirling lime green curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	purple Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tumbling red tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	adequate enchanted crabsicle	3	good	Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	artisanal squat bottle of dark rhum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	acceptable wobbly shaking bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	delicious purple bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	chilled oxidized unsweetened pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	green dog trainer's mansplainer's conquistador's breastplate	0		Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	skewed red chilly thinker's pirate pantaloons	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	jittery signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	tumbling windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	dangerous groovy pirate radio ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	decent pineapple slab	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	moldy wobbly hibiscus petal	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	corrupted wet quadruple-polarized blinking huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	boiled shaking squat ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	shaking Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	maroon Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	distilled skewed pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	blurry skewed PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	nippy plush sea serpent	0		Cold Damage: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	flavorless pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	upside-down green Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	banded piratical blunderbuss of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	twirling olive up-at-dawn Annie Oakley's studded PirateRealm party hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	tolerable weak upside-down Island Landslide	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	drinkable fortified Island Thunderstorm	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	strong acceptable Island Hurricane	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	mediocre Skull Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	smooth practically non-alcoholic Electric Punch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	bad Smuggler's Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	hand-crafted boozy Scorpion Bowl	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	enchanted mediocre irresponsibly strong spinning bouncing Turtle Bowl	9	decent	Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	artisanal mirror Cobra Bowl	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	smelly Lo Pan's brainy vampyric cloake of the brute of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	magnetized polymerized shaking one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 65
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	ghostly blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	purple shaking overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	lightning-fast Oprah's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	ghostly toasty friendly chaotic Tesla rosy-cheeked rock-hard grievous Socratic stylish hewn moon-rune spoon of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	mirror coward's resourceful stiffened Beach Comb	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	wobbly small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	ghostly pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	twirling pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	huge empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	narrow hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	bouncing etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	modified warmed lime green magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	polymerized galvanized squat cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	boiled gray seashell	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	altered huge seashell	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	alkaline adjusted seashell	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	green bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	irresponsibly strong bad bottle of sea wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	mixed kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	fuchsia spinning rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's manspreader's occult smartaleck's Rosewater's brawny driftwood hat of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	up-at-dawn Usain Bolt's auspicious Temple Grandin's vibrating studded experienced thinker's driftwood pants of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	greedy stanky nippy Tesla shellacked wicked smooth slick driftwood bracelet of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: 25, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	red censurious fortified occult waders	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	shaking inspector's scorching manspreader's spearfish fishing spear	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	teal foul-smelling rabbitfish fin of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	ghostly piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	upside-down gray blurry piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	yellow toasty pirate cutlass of vim and vigor of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	spinning blue stanky wholesome tricorn hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	nippy stiffened Newton's swash buckle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	vibrating meteorite earring of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	blurry blinking zippy frightening Jack Frost's meteorite necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	flame-retardant meteorite ring of the businessman of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	non-energized tarnished Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 57
10290	colloidal bouncing chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 53
10291	upside-down pulsating double-paned scandalous driftwood beach comb of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	pulsating Newton's thinker's whittled tiara of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	jittery prompt foul-smelling whittled shorts of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	lion tamer's hale whittled flail of doom	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	green energetic dance instructor's whittled wand of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	gravedigger's supercharged whittled flute of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	bouncing wholesome wicked whittled bear figurine of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	lime green manspreader's sage whittled owl figurine of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	narrow perfumed clever therapeutic whittled fox figurine	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	blinking lion tamer's sharpshooter's weightlifter's whittled walking stick of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	tiny normal campfire hot dog	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	flavorless massive campfire baked potato	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	spoiled campfire s'more	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	stale wobbly campfire beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	moldy miniature campfire stew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	twirling twirling campfire coffee	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	frozen polymerized leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 24
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	narrow bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	wobbly Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	purple signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	blinking Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	decent space chowder	3	good	
10321	distilled acceptable enchanted space wine	5	good	Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 20
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	upside-down ghostly Law of Averages	0		
10332	blinking Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	stanky nippy extremely unsafe Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	blurry unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	green diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	normal miniature bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	immense normal ghostly flan del mar	7	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	moldy thick Baja sopapilla	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	upside-down plastic Mer-kin baker of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	cyan personal trainer's plastic sea elf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	sharpshooter's plastic yuleviathan	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	plastic Dolph Bossin of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	flavorless mana-coated yams	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	rotten shaking teal mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	decent blurry mana-fortified cranberry sauce	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	bland pulsating mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	squat human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	boiled anodized jittery patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	distilled industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	dry red unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	altered pulsating vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	pickled a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	double-quantum deionized organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	drinkable boot flask	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	altered liquefied pulsating shaking infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	compressed fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	flavorless diet guffin	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	pickled mirror Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	cyan goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	boiled squat spinning non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	frozen ionized peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	moist Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	activated corrupted extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	pickled livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	denatured shaking beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	family-friendly hardy oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	extra-boiled maroon concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	chilled liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	narrow Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	wool electrified Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	squat Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	modified flattened cold-filtered salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	tumbling fuchsia miser's Temple Grandin's ribbon candy ascot	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	blinking intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	crafty anemoney clip	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	ghostly runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	powdered super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	scandalous experienced icing poncho of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	purple Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	super-magnetized pulsating glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	bouncing miser's flame-wreathed Mer-kin rollpin	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	bland half-sized green bowl of mernudo	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	enchanted smooth practically non-alcoholic fishelada	1	awesome	Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	massive moldy ojo de pez burrito	8	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	narrow teal waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	educational nutcracker hat of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	ghostly clever nutcracker waistcoat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	yellow toasty wizardly nutcracker pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	ghostly twirling wholesome stiffened nutcracker boots	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	blurry nutcracker sword of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	Tesla Sinatra's nutcracker drumstick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	shaking toasty baleful nutcracker beard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	pulsating supercharged nutcracker cape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	bouncing wobbly Jack Frost's rock-hard nutcracker epaulets	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	flavorless thick salt plum	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	narrow peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	flavorless and bean	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	aromatic shellacked kelp-holly gun of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	zippy chaotic Yuleviathan necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	Jim Carey's peppermint spine of horror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	blue brawny soggy elf shoes of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	cyan tumbling studded Crimbylow-rise jeans of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	olive pulsating resourceful shellacked kelp-holly drape	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	smelly rosy-cheeked forbidden Staff of the Peppermint Twist of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	decent half-sized tempura and bean	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	mediocre salt plum sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	extra-altered skewed olive pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	extra-magnetized nitrogenated wobbly almond	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 16
10429	super-activated handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	ghostly knitted smelly Tesla Retrospecs	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	spinning maroon unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	cyan Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	spinning mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	avaricious auspicious boxer's weightlifter's Powerful Glove of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	bouncing status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	mansplainer's fortified experienced Drip harness	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15
10442	shellacked drippy truncheon	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	upside-down upside-down drippy snail shell	0		
10445	rotten drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	tolerable practically non-alcoholic glass of drippy wine	1	drippy	
10447	adequate drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	stale super-sized tumbling drippy plum(?)	5	drippy	
10449	drippy stake of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
10450	red The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	olive drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	pulsating coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	deionized nitrogenated fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 26
10459	tarnished nitrogenated skewed healthy juice	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 14
10460	bouncing hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	jittery bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	spinning spinning boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	cape of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
10467	teal rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's back shell	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
10468	bouncing spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	squat purple Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	weightlifter's bony back shell	0		Muscle: +15
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	enhanced blooper ink	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 42
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	maroon spinning rubber doll body	0		
10478	squat plastic doll arms	0		
10479	olive pulsating plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	blinking packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	pulsating bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	shaking blinking free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	upside-down immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	narrow ghostly colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	low-calorie adequate mushroom filet	1	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	compressed bouncing fuchsia blinking mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	weak artisanal upside-down mushroom whiskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	arcane researcher's mushroom cap of the storm of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	horrifying Lo Pan's stylish mushroom shield of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	reassuring knitted dog trainer's sage mushroom pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	deadly boxer's strapping mushroom badge of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	yellow pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	oxidized nitrogenated maroon piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	olive sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	deadly kettle bell	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	boxer's glued-together crystal ball	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	family-friendly martini dregs	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	pulsating Sherlock's flickering flashlight	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	tumbling Samson's crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	greasy outmoded fidget toy	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	spinning flimsy ski pole of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	red wobbly discarded finger painting of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	quilted pizza box	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	curative chipped coffee mug of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	maroon Van der Graaf Left-Hand Man action figure	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	spinning drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	upside-down drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	huge drippy enzyme	0		
10520	blurry drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	watered-down aged olive drippy pilsner	2	drippy	
10526	red drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	narrow lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	sizzling gory drippy orb	0		Hot Damage: +10
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	mirror Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	blue tumbling stiffened brainy Guzzlr tablet	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	tumbling Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	tumbling Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	fireproof Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	perfectly mixed enchanted Ghiaccio Colada	3	EPIC	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	drinkable weak Sourfinger	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	high-proof mediocre tumbling Nog-on-the-Cob	6	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	enchanted tolerable Steamboat	4	good	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	lousy Buttery Boy	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	upside-down Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	inspector's fortified clown car key	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	spinning asbestos-lined wicked batting cage key of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	healthy hardened banded aqu&iacute;	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	mirror Van der Graaf brawny knob labinet key of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	executive dog trainer's Temple Grandin's weremoose key	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	peg key of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	vibrating kekekey	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	spinning aromatic rabbit's foot key	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	Da Vinci's Socratic knob shaft skate key	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	stanky careful ice key of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	curative anchovy can key	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	family-friendly experienced cactus key	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	Lo Pan's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	spinning electrified treasure chest key of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	huge friendly banded demonic key of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	smooth key sausage	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	shaking Jack Frost's knob treasury key of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	Tesla slick cool scrap key	0		Moxie: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	spinning stiffened educational rose key	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	gravedigger's music box key	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	zippy deadly actual skeleton key	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	wobbly perfumed deep-fried key of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	foul-smelling friendly discarded bike lock key	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	jittery Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	extra-energized tarnished blurry marshroom	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 48
10573	blue bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	bouncing Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	electrified salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 48
10577	quadruple-dry triple-irradiated wobbly writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
10578	ionized colloidal tumbling squat gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 21
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	blinking packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	mirror SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	skewed flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	scandalous smartaleck's birch battery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	pulsating horrifying careful slick ebony epee	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	family-friendly Lo Pan's rock-hard weeping willow wand	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	veiny beechwood blowgun of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	shaking aromatic sizzling thinker's maple magnet	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	olive squat Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	jittery jittery veiny hemlock helm of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	blurry sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	Jack Frost's balsam barrel of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	colloidal redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	huge fireproof ruddy purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	censurious perfumed rosewater-soaked lard-coated sharpshooter's wormwood wedding ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: 8, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	skewed Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	ert grey goo ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
10603	bouncing narrow fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	blinking Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	moist improved ghostly Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	activated Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	thick spoiled Yeg's Motel pillow mint	5	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	unsweetened anodized squat Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Yeg's Motel shower cap of the empath of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	foul-smelling Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	family-friendly horrifying Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	spinning Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	huge uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	squat onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	twirling onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	spinning alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	maroon ghostly alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	squat alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	skewed alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	miser's deadly Fonzie's Cargo Cultist Shorts of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	acceptable flask of moonshine	3	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	auspicious knitted boxer's sea-worn candlestick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	ionized narrow null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	ghostly purple flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	decent big narrow skewed chocolate chip muffin	5	good	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	blinking packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	shaking box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	pulsating gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	mirror greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	colloidal enhanced fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	ionized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	warmed huge cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	aerosolized ionized overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	extra-deionized aerosolized ionized mirror jittery hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	corrupted squat hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	cool Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	green curative Crimbo smile	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	fuchsia huge forbidden SalesCo sample kit	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	oxidized polymerized candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	irradiated sugar	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	denatured multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	Sherlock's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	mirror plastic multi-level marketer of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	blinking plastic Crimbo cheer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	Lo Pan's plastic Penny	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	shaking mirror personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	olive tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	shellacked neck wreath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	upside-down shining star cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	brainy nativity shorts	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	thinker's myrrh pouch of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	aromatic Da Vinci's frankincenser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	scorching arcane researcher's gilded trumpet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	gray baleful &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	perfumed wine carrier	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	ghostly lion tamer's candy bucket	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	extra-colloidal diffused prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	double-pickled altered pulsating maroon imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	dry hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	purple twirling government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	huge government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	fruit bat of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	medical-grade fortified tinsel orb	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	jittery maroon auspicious snowpack of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	yellow upside-down Usain Bolt's Satan hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	smelly chaotic Crimbo stockings	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	pulsating occult sage poncho de azucar	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	pulsating bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	wobbly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	upside-down fuchsia upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	big spoiled squat and pepper (stale)	5	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	bad watered-down cyan cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	blurry fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	tumbling blue nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	narrow goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	acceptable barrel-aged eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	rotten narrow hand-crafted candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	thick rotten drive-thru burger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	acceptable practically non-alcoholic gray Boulevardier cocktail	1	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	moist altered Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	snack-sized normal narrow bowl full of jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	special tolerable Eye and a Twist	3	good	Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	pressed Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	wobbly digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	upside-down cyan emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	red robo-battery	0		
10736	teal Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	wobbly power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	blue potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	quantum double-polymerized cyan battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	moist bouncing teal battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	colloidal shaking battery (D)	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	polarized green battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	dry spinning battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	cold-filtered deionized battery (car)	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	enchanted smooth marshmallow bomb	4	awesome	Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	mirror packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	skewed wobbly shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	pressed frozen short beer	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	deionized blue short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	super-frozen short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	cold-filtered altered squat short glass of water	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	moist irradiated skewed short	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	twirling quantum of familiar	0		
10759	blinking weightlifter's familiar scrapbook of the brute	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	horrifying chaotic Fonzie's fedora-mounted fountain	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	Samson's sombrero-mounted sparkler of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	Lo Pan's healthy porkpie-mounted popper of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	wobbly rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	olive rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	adequate blue fire crackers	3	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	miser's Lo Pan's Catherine Wheel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	arcane researcher's stylish rocket boots	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	groovy sage sparkler	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	alkaline vacuum-sealed gray Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	warmed ionized The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	alkaline ionized pickled Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	modified gray Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	diffused alkaline Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	Jim Carey's extra-large utility candle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	up-at-dawn strapping runed taper candle	0		Muscle: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	nasty novelty sparkling candle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	flame-retardant quilted Abracandalabra	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	mansplainer's grievous extra-wide head candle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	alkaline cyan blinking natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	deionized adjusted blurry rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	modified quadruple-quantum banana candle	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	double-warmed ear candle	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	pickled upside-down votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	smooth water candle	0		Moxie: +15, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	grievous B. L. A. R. T.	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	purple Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	bouncing gravedigger's nasty friendly stiffened dance instructor's industrial fire extinguisher of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	fuchsia squat The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	tumbling The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	mirror French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	ghostly Jeselnik's healthy banded Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	rotten bread man	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	yummy plain candy cane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	bland miniature flour cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	plastic food lab of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	extremely unsafe plastic nog lab	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	thinker's plastic chem lab	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	red hale plastic primary lab	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	plastic Cheer Core of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	blinking packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	resourceful extremely unsafe grievous ice crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 150, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	jittery friendly Samson's strapping jeans	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	electrified ice wrap of terror of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 35, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	fancy flavorless fuchsia tofu pop	3	decent	Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	jumbo toothsome fuchsia bowl of prescription candy	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	adequate blurry fishcake	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	flavorless small bone broth	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	spoiled big star pop	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	hand-crafted extra-dry upside-down Doc's Fortifying Wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	lousy watered-down Doc's Smartifying Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	weak acceptable Doc's Limbering Wine	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	triple-distilled tolerable Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	7	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	mixed Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	dried gray Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	diluted Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	modified Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	super-tarnished anodized anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	diffused tumbling anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	alkaline extra-energized anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	chilled non-adjusted anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	enhanced diffused oxidized mirror anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	non-frozen alkaline pressed anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	weak tolerable Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	stale massive bread pie	10	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	lousy strong clear Russian	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	twirling gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	blurry cozy scarf of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	immense tasty huge Crimbo cookie	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	galvanized pulsating fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	reassuring third ear	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	jittery festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	squat poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	medical-grade peppermint-scented socks	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	olive projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	upside-down blue extremely unsafe depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	special low-calorie normal &quot;caramel&quot;	1	good	Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	Temple Grandin's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	mirror carnivorous potted plant of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	jittery shaking fuchsia universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	electrified yule hatchet	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	blinking potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	normal bouncing lab-grown meat	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	fleece of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	blinking boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	red cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	sinister pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	blurry Sherlock's double-paned arcane researcher's can of mixed everything	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	mirror Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	yummy meatball	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	maroon refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	boiled pulsating fried air	1		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	wobbly carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	diluted huge shaking astral energy drink	1		
10884	spinning mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	MacGyver's dance instructor's Socratic magnifying glass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	hand-crafted distilled shaking void lager	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	low-calorie rotten squat void burger	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	blurry red void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	hale wicked beefcake's void shard of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	wobbly undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	bouncing cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	squat combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	bouncing hardy combat lover's locket	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	teal grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	fireproof personal trainer's unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the pedagogue of the sewer	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
10900	spinning MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	narrow spinning MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	alkaline fuchsia jittery emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	mirror bouncing survival knife of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	mirror crank-powered radio on a lanyard of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	headlamp of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	double-paned dog trainer's sage thermal blanket	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	sinister atlas of local maps	0		Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	energized aerosolized boiled spare battery	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	pickled ionized twirling single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	enhanced skewed gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	spoiled 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	special bar of freeze-dried water	1	crappy	Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	normal special expired MRE	4	good	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	low-calorie spoiled blinking cool mint precipice bar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	moldy carrot cake precipice bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	censurious rock-hard June cleaver of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	weak lousy Dad's brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	wool cool teacher's pen	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	moldy cyan fire-roasted lake trout	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	bland blinking yellow guilty sprout	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	curative educational mother's necklace	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	wet nitrogenated trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	extra-polymerized nitrogenated twirling savings bond	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	diluted maroon sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	blue unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	ghostly dinosaur scale	0		
10935	gray pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	blinking slick pterodactyl rifle	0		Moxie: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	mirror flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	red dinosaur dart	0		
10941	quadruple-altered Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 64
10942	fuchsia dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	zippy camouflage vest	0		Initiative: +20
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	lightning-fast frosty arcane researcher's awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
10948	friendly reflective vest	0		Familiar Weight: +3
10949	Annie Oakley's dinosaur	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
10950	blurry Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	steel-toed beefy Jurassic Parka	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	irradiated autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	practically non-alcoholic tolerable AutumnFest ale	1	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	Sherlock's Da Vinci's autumn sweater-weather sweater of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	sizzling rock-hard studded autumn debris shield of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	flavorless autumn-spice donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	polarized autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	arcane researcher's autumn leaf pendant of chilblains of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	powdered mirror autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	energized jittery shaking autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Oopsie IPA	1	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	blue mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	diet normal ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	normal Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	spoiled tumbling roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	normal immense jittery St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	9	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	super-sized fancy adequate Pete's wiley whey bar	5	good	Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	tiny adequate bouncing Pete's rich ricotta	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	hand-crafted high-proof Boris's beer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	decent special honey bun of Boris	4	good	Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	stale Boris's bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	gray Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	enchanted flavorless baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	decent	Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	delicious plain calzone	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	normal super-sized wobbly roasted vegetable focaccia	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	toothsome Pizza of Legend	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	bland Calzone of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	huge cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	blue Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	big adequate Deep Dish of Legend	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	squat deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	pulsating drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	squat government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	fuchsia cool prohie's hat	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	tarnished olive imported taffy	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	ghostly bouncing educational wizardly Charleston shoes	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	spinning booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	medical-grade rare oboe of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	banded bullet necklace of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	rotten half-sized bouncing swamp haunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	wobbly clever gator shades of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	tolerable Charleston Choo-Choo	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	hand-crafted weak narrow Velvet Veil	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	bad Marltini	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	artisanal Strong, Silent Type	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	bad Mysterious Stranger	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	watered-down hand-crafted squat Champagne Shimmy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	twirling twirling the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	Samson's ceramic cestus of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	bouncing avaricious greedy ceramic centurion shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	ceramic celery grater of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	energetic smartaleck's brawny ceramic celsiturometer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	yellow sizzling chaotic ceramic cerecloth belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	miser's veiny slick ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	dehydrated twirling ceramic scree	1		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	super-tarnished energized extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 56
11028	foul-smelling beefcake's chiffon chevrons of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	veiny shellacked quilted chiffon chapeau	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	perfumed wholesome groovy chiffon chamberpot	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	mansplainer's sage chiffon chemise of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	fuchsia zippy chiffon chakram of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	Van der Graaf supercharged supercool chiffon chaps	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted huge chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	vacuum-sealed blinking chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 21
11036	bland miniature chocomotive	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	rotten shaking freightcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	perfectly mixed cabooze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	olive plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	beefcake's plastic passenger car	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	fuchsia therapeutic plastic dining car	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	pulsating knitted Sinatra's plastic coal car	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	Jeselnik's plastic locomotive	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	pulsating packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	blinking model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	skewed Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	chilled ghostly Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 39
11051	double-frozen anodized denatured Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 32
11052	frozen ionized Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 68
11053	cold-filtered purple shaking Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
11054	polymerized double-galvanized jittery Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 19
11055	electrified warmed red Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 37
11056	upside-down ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	mirror ping-pong ball	0		
11058	narrow stylish Trainbot harness	0		Moxie: +25
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	ghostly Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	upside-down Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	Sherlock's razor-sharp head-mounted Trainbot of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	Van der Graaf arcane researcher's leg-mounted Trainbots of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	Sherlock's hardy occult shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	drinkable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	good	
11068	shaking lost elf luggage	0		
11069	pulsating Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	fancy moldy honey-drenched ham slice	3	crappy	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 30
11071	high-proof bad mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	10	decent	
11072	bland lime green skewed Crimbo food scraps	4	decent	
11073	pulsating arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	decent purple steamed oyster	3	good	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	purple steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	wobbly bouncing crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	squat crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	strong hand-crafted Crimbosmopolitan	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	flavorless Crimbo dinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	blinking train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	narrow The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	jittery grubby wool	0		
11092	rosewater-soaked frightening Samson's grubby wool hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
11093	lime green Sinatra's grubby wool scarf of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
11094	mansplainer's manspreader's grubby wool trousers of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: 25, Candy Drop: +100
11095	sizzling ruddy beefcake's grubby wool gloves of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	high-proof artisanal nice warm beer	8	EPIC	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	powdered fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	shaking teal tumbling lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	huge molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	squat whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	rotten green pixel bread	4	crappy	
11113	lousy pixel whiskey	4	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	quadruple-aerosolized diffused shaking jittery glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	adjusted blue mushroom	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	double-galvanized improved activated huge five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	toothsome super good fruit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	vaporized squat energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	dangerous hot pepper of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	liquefied denatured blue ghostly narrow out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	altered non-diffused fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	activated flapper fly	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	acceptable jittery shot of wasp venom	3	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	Vulcanized filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	double-ionized narrow ghostly shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	ionized deionized pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	non-dry pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	shaking hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	extra-chilled electrified angry agate	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	concentrated colloidal blinking maroon lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	big bland squat shadow sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	fireproof shadow skin of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	aerosolized shadow flame	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	normal shadow bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	blue shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	fortified smooth shadow fluid	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	tumbling shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	fuchsia shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	mediocre shadow venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	distilled blurry gray shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	maroon Socratic shadow stick of the detective of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	frightening energetic bat paw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
11148	scorching uncursed bat paw	0		Hot Damage: +25
11149	friendly careful goblin cape of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50
11150	mirror greasy uncursed goblin cape	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11151	wobbly lard-coated dragon wishbone of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11152	horrifying uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Spooky Damage: +25
11153	censurious extremely unsafe stylish stats of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11154	skewed chilly uncursed stats	0		Cold Damage: +5
11155	tumbling wobbly forbidden baleful arcane orb	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50
11156	jittery Van der Graaf uncursed arcane orb	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11157	quilted machete	0		Damage Absorption: +40
11158	tumbling Lo Pan's uncursed machete	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11159	green blanket	0		
11160	blinking uncursed blanket	0		
11161	aromatic lion tamer's medallion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1
11162	dangerous uncursed medallion	0		Weapon Damage: +10
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	squat Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	upside-down closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	upside-down shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	squat shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	huge shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	huge shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	bouncing veiny Fonzie's shadow chef's hat of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	greasy ruddy shadow trousers of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	shaking chaotic shadow hammer of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	lightning-fast perfumed shadow monocle of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: 100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	bland shadow hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	lousy watered-down tumbling purple shadow martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	modified shadow pill	1		
11185	twirling shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	liquefied skewed shadow candy	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 23
11189	huge replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	green replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	shaking replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	mirror replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	double-paned flame-wreathed toasty replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	hale fortified brainy replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf medical-grade Da Vinci's replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	lightning-fast auspicious replica V for Vivala mask	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	purple nasty mansplainer's replica haiku katana of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	spinning greasy crafty replica Elvish sunglasses of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	skewed censurious perfumed replica Greatest American Pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	wobbly green crafty shellacked Da Vinci's replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
11212	savvy boxer's strapping replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	skewed Lo Pan's banded replica plastic vampire fangs of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	huge replica angel	0		
11216	ruddy replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	lime green replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	ghostly replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	twirling shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	stanky resourceful Socratic Cincho de Mayo of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	skewed replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	skewed replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	bouncing replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	ghostly olive replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	tumbling replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	squat replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	ghostly scorching Herculean slick replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	greedy Samson's sage replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
11242	reassuring smelly nasty mansplainer's Lo Pan's Oprah's supercharged hardy grievous razor-sharp groovy replica hewn moon-rune spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: 75, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: 80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	red skewed replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	padded beefcake's replica Powerful Glove of dire peril of Leguizamo of the sewer	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	shaking pulsating perfumed clever quilted supercool replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
11246	ghostly Jeselnik's scorching mansplainer's Van der Graaf baleful replica industrial fire extinguisher of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	mirror replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	bouncing replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	veiny fortified replica Jurassic Parka	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	tumbling bouncing replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	wobbly replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	wobbly replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	foul-smelling Lo Pan's quilted Sinatra's replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	skewed shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	huge spinning reassuring stanky Van der Graaf rock-hard &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of chilblains of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	steel-toed pro skateboard of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	twirling Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	mirror teal spinning Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	huge Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	rosewater-soaked quilted Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	oxidized scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	jittery Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	triple-vacuum-sealed deionized spinning scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	twirling Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	upside-down Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	practically non-alcoholic lousy Sexy Cosmo	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	Usain Bolt's reassuring Rosewater's red-soled high heels	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	bland snack-sized cyburger	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	strapping ncle leg	0		Muscle: +5
11287	mirror Jack Frost's rutabuga bag	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5
11288	ghostly wicked mesquito proboscis	0		Spell Damage: +5
11289	skewed reassuring senate fly thorax	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11290	double-unsweetened energized gray bug juice	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 31
11291	brainy spider leg	0		Mysticality: +5
11292	Usain Bolt's beetle antenna	0		Initiative: +80
11293	padded mantis skull	0		Damage Absorption: +20
11294	pickled chitin powder	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 57
11295	arcane researcher's daddy shortlegs leg of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
11296	wicked beefcake's birdybug antenna	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5
11297	wobbly brainy kilopede skull of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +5, Booze Drop: +100
11298	pickled haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 59
11299	concentrated boiled diffused chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 56
11300	blurry sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	spinning claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	squat souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	decent half-sized green watermelon	2	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	bouncing thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	flavorless waffle	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	hardy Fonzie's cat o' nine teeth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	ruddy tooth cap of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	miser's coward's toothy trousers	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	miniature stale narrow banana split	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	narrow medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	tolerable fortified bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	5	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	purple brainy baywatch of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	mirror Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	twirling residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	powdered concentrated cooking	1		
11329	modified meat	1		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 15
11330	modified maroon blinking sparkling orb	1		
11331	pickled shaking hardening cream	1		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 25
11332	denatured gray pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	skewed book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	blue book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	shaking Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	twirling LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	magnetized unsweetened ghostly sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 16
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	ghostly A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	huge rake of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	mirror autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	skewed forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	maroon day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	tumbling extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	mirror supercharged vibrating autumnal aegis	0		Maximum MP Percent: 40, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	wet ionized spinning distilled resin	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	rosy-cheeked Newton's impromptu torch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	Herculean fig leaf of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	yellow double-paned smoldering drape of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	yellow smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	Jeselnik's dog trainer's Temple Grandin's Da Vinci's wizardly leaf crown of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	normal cyan leafy browns	4	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	polymerized colloidal autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	frozen ionized blurry olive coping juice	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	censurious clever sage candy cane sword cane of the wise owl of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	skewed squat wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	wobbly Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	blurry Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	jittery automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	red housekeeping robot	0		
11378	fancy adequate pickled bread	3	good	Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	decent salted mutton	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	bite-sized moldy jittery corned beet	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	blinking pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	adequate miniature peppermint donut	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Elf Guard insignia (private) of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Sherlock's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	maroon Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	squat Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	acceptable practically non-alcoholic twirling Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	ghostly Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	squat Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	healthy beefy Crimbuccaneer lantern of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	wobbly Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	bouncing aromatic Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	narrow Elf Guard commandeering gloves of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	liquefied yellow Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	up-at-dawn Lo Pan's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	lightning-fast smooth Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	smooth Crimbow Rainbo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	tumbling Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	Temple Grandin's Elf Guard broom of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	teal shaking mirror frosty razor-sharp Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	pulsating Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	triple-distilled acceptable old-school pirate grog	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	jumbo tasty fancy bouncing grog nuts	5	awesome	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	zippy asbestos-lined sawed-off blunderbuss of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: 80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	delicious officer's nog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	flavorless sundae ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	normal huge peppermint tack	8	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	rotten whalesteak	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	aromatic Temple Grandin's cool whalegun	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	blurry narrow maroon Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	huge lion tamer's arcane researcher's Elf Guard clipboard of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	dance instructor's pegfinger	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	mediocre weak tumbling and claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	personal trainer's Elf Guard and beret	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	cyan wobbly smooth shipwright's hammer of the empath of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	ruddy occult Fonzie's gunwale	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	groovy beefcake's Kelflar vest of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	quadruple-wet whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	pulsating quilted Crimbuccaneer runebone of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	squat shellacked Elf Guard mouthknife of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	blinking frosty Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	energetic Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	tumbling foul-smelling sinister massive wrench of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	baleful wicked brown pirate pants	0		Spell Damage: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	gray Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	tumbling blurry nasty lion tamer's MacGyver's Socratic Elf dessert spoon of the storm of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	blurry huge Elf Guard SCUBA tank of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	blinking executive Temple Grandin's free boots	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	olive huge baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	sizzling vibrating Elvish underarmor of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	twirling narrow Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	adequate sugarplum ration	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	stale massive gingerbread nylons	10	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	decent rum-soaked fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	moldy bite-sized lime	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	snack-sized adequate wobbly gingerbread pirate	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	decent fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	tolerable practically non-alcoholic mirror mulled wine	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	lousy triple-distilled Swedish coffee	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	hand-crafted canteen of eggnog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	weak smooth hot wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	acceptable triple-distilled blurry Jamaican coffee	10	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	perfectly mixed blurry flask of egggrog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	mirror Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	skewed pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	triple-distilled fancy acceptable yule grog	10	good	Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	fancy decent wet tack	3	good	Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	massive decent shaking whalecake	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	reassuring toasty frosty gunwale whalegun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	triple-distilled tolerable and claret	8	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	ghostly mirror trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	knitted nasty Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	blinking smartaleck's sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	spinning lard-coated scorching replica Elf Guard medal of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	upside-down Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	spinning Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	shaking green prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	chilly quilted Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	friendly barnacle-encrusted sweater of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	gray Newton's smooth brainy Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	blinking blue pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	tumbling Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	narrow jittery Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	yellow kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	ghostly narrow Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	ghostly Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	mirror mirror The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	adjusted military candy cane	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 47
11503	irradiated squat spinning groggipop	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 67
11504	auspicious moss mace of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	squat moss megaphone of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	squat rosewater-soaked energetic moss medal	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	jittery Tesla beefcake's moss mitre	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	green jittery resourceful beefy moss mantle	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	spinning pulsating vibrating experienced moss marlinspike	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	vaporized upside-down moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	anodized altered moss floss	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 63
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	spinning adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	yellow adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	tumbling adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	vaporized jittery adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	altered adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 22
11520	Van der Graaf extremely unsafe Fonzie's crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	inspector's lard-coated energetic crepe paper parachute cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	lime green narrow Rosewater's crepe paper pie clip of the dark arts of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	friendly slick crepe paper puzzle cube of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	rosewater-soaked razor-sharp crepe paper plunge camisole of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	forbidden crepe paper polka charm of the empath of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	mixed spinning twirling crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	extra-deionized boiled crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 42
11528	shellacked petrified wood war pike of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	Fonzie's smooth petrified wood waist protector	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	yellow blurry petrified wood wizard's pouch of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	smartaleck's petrified wood water purifier of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	blue medical-grade petrified wood whoopie panama of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	lard-coated petrified wood walking pants of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	modified petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	warmed cold-filtered cyan petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 32
11536	perfectly mixed cybeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	jittery ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	lime green wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	blurry squat encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	tumbling baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	family-friendly rock-hard Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	lion tamer's Lo Pan's Elf Guard war standard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	auspicious rock-hard groovy spring shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	colloidal red ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	vacuum-sealed electrified non-polymerized bouncing crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	skewed smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	jittery triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	mirror bouncing cyan spinning high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	narrow ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	frosty motion sensor	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	blinking packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	avaricious crafty Everfull Dart Holster	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	twirling research fragment	0		
11563	yellow Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	yellow tumbling boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	stanky chaotic slick Apriling band helmet of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	foul-smelling razor-sharp dance instructor's Apriling band saxophone of courage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	flame-retardant toasty resourceful smooth Apriling band quad tom	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	double-paned MacGyver's ruddy personal trainer's savvy Apriling band tuba	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	prompt ribald Newton's groovy Apriling band staff of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	bland bite-sized blurry yam	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	weak bad yam martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	acceptable tumbling sweet potato o' mine	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	fancy perfectly mixed Southern yam	4	EPIC	Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	acceptable sweet potato punch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	spoiled tumbling Mayam spinach	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	tiny bland ghostly yam and swiss	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	flame-retardant horrifying healthy yam cannon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	blinking yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	narrow yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	mirror yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	reassuring horrifying chaotic furry yam buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	Lo Pan's yamtility belt of Calamity Jane of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	massive bland yam slider	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	bland pulsating yam mayo	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	adequate yam burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	toothsome mini kiwi	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	huge miser's Jim Carey's mini kiwi bikini of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	tolerable mini kiwitini	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	hale beefy mini kiwi silicon tiepin of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	upside-down mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	miniature adequate mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	weak smooth special mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	awesome	Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	Vulcanized mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	flattened mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	upside-down mansplainer's wizardly mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	upside-down mini kiwi icepick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	dry irradiated vacuum-sealed teal mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	purple protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	shaking protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	twirling flame-wreathed Sinatra's messenger bag RNA of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
11616	spinning flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	normal snack-sized bacteria bisque	2	good	
11619	miniature adequate ciliophora chowder	2	good	
11620	miniature stale cream of chloroplasts	2	decent	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	tumbling ghostly muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	jittery elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	mirror Sherlock's Lo Pan's supercool tearaway pants of Tarzan of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	narrow Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	acceptable Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	narrow blue Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	jittery Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	blade of dismemberment of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	wobbly structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	spinning blurry lightning-fast flame-retardant ruddy embers-only jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	thinker's bembershoot	0		Mysticality: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	rotten fancy wheel of camembert	4	crappy	Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	aromatic Temple Grandin's deadly hat of remembering	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	upside-down throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	ghostly fuchsia head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	green boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	gray Temple Grandin's grievous bat wings of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	chaotic shellacked monocle on a stick	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	fortified brawny plastic pipe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	zippy therapeutic fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	bow tie of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	blue rosewater-soaked mansplainer's fake huge beard	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's astronaut helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	prompt stanky feather boa	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	Sheriff badge of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	skewed smelly dance instructor's Sheriff pistol	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	frightening Sheriff moustache of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	frightening Tesla photo booth supply list	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	huge tie-dye headband	0		
11674	rotten fancy whirled peas	3	crappy	Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	diet normal peaza	1	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	modified tumbling drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	pickled green Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	upside-down quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	frozen skewed shaking pea brittle	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	weak tolerable peasco	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	spoiled miniature piece of cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	spinning handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	tumbling coward's Van der Graaf deft pirate hook	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	Rosewater's iron tricorn hat of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	jolly roger flag of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	pulsating tumbling sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	watered-down hand-crafted squat tankard of spiced rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	bad tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	dog trainer's governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	Sherlock's governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	blinking dog trainer's governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	grievous chili powder cutlass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	bite-sized decent blinking Aztec tamale	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	bouncing pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	pulsating MacGyver's groggles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	fuchsia pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	wobbly supercharged veiny silky pirate drawers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	blurry profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	enhanced extra-concentrated peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	spirit-forward delicious hard cocoa	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	spoiled salmagumdi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	Sinatra's plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	narrow plastic St. Patrick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	teal Tesla plastic Colonel Brando of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	wobbly jittery double-paned plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	maroon dance instructor's plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	squat Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	massive rotten coney haunch	7	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	activated jittery twirling dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	enchanted hand-crafted moai toai	3	EPIC	Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 50
11725	manspreader's steel-toed moaiball of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	huge half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	enhanced polymerized teal blurry four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	inspector's beefcake's potato jacket of the brute	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	twirling spinning traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	ghostly medical-grade military orb of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	denatured twirling blinking rum ball	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 32
11733	pulsating gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	skewed stiffened thinker's gravyskin hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	hardened gravyskin buckler of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	Oprah's gravyskin skirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 90, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	shaking baleful Socratic gravyskin pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	denatured crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	decent room scale bean casserole	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ghostly ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	gray censurious experienced brawny perfect Christmas scarf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	tumbling shellacked banded snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	magnetized ionized LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	MacGyver's arcane researcher's Congressional Medal of Insanity of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	yellow pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	watered-down smooth Easter grasshopper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	perfectly mixed tumbling pulsating Irish eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed canteen of jungle juice	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	perfectly mixed mirror turchucken	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	acceptable weak mechanically-mulled cider	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	strong delicious holiday trip around the world	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	tasty chocolate ostrich egg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	stale beef and cabbage	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	normal upside-down candy rations	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	moldy miniature double-candied yams	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	delicious Christmas ham	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	stale holiday smorgasbord	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	shaking censurious bejazzled eyepatch	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	wobbly Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	squat How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	twirling Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	teal mirror Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	bouncing moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	tumbling lion tamer's manspreader's smartaleck's egg gun of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	Usain Bolt's nippy stiffened thinker's army helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	blinking candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	blinking napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	stale Thanksgiving ration	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	hand-crafted spirit-forward wobbly Easter eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	dried clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	twirling twirling horrifying foul-smelling chilly fortified nylon Christmas stockings	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	improved oxidized frozen red deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	mirror forbidden Newton's McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	spinning blinking asbestos-lined lion tamer's McHugeLarge left pole of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	friendly Lo Pan's resourceful McHugeLarge right pole	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	blurry Sinatra's strapping McHugeLarge left ski	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	McHugeLarge right ski of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	dehydrated upside-down upside-down eXpand	1		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	teal brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	narrow datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	squat cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	upside-down retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	purple pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	lime green ghostly dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	squat blinking logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	dried jittery pulsating psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	narrow spinning dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	pulsating SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	teal STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	pulsating hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	squat pulsating virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	tumbling ninja carabiner	0		
11833	aerosolized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 47
11834	warmed dry iDrops	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 65
11835	wobbly shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	pulsating toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	green scrape	0		
11840	upside-down phantom digit	0		
11841	red foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	huge heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	wobbly olive sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	skewed stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	huge cyan foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	squat rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	narrow carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	vaporized scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	gray table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	distilled perfectly mixed pint of Leprechaun Stout	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	diluted lime green tumbling phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	blurry crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	spinning bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	denatured leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	bite-sized moldy Heck ramen	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	immense adequate burrito	6	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	bland small beer brat	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	flavorless miniature spinning peach pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	tasty incredible mini-pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	irresponsibly strong drinkable spinning Divine sidecar	6	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	hand-crafted tangarita sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	tolerable irresponsibly strong gimlet sidecar	6	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	aged bouncing vodka stratocaster sidecar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	hand-crafted watered-down prussian cathouse sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	fancy lousy Mon Tiki sidecar	4	decent	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	frightening April Shower Thoughts shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	quadruple-ionized jittery wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	artisanal Three Sheets to the Wind	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	rotten pile of wet dates	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	mirror educational wet shower cap	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	wet shower shoes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	red mirror squat Samson's wet shower shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	jittery wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	double-boiled olive wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	quadruple-dry wet paperback	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	thinker's wet shower radio	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	green wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	birthday bloon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
11903	magnetized jawwetter	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 37
11904	huge Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	rock-hard sage Peridot of Peril of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	blinking rock-hard terrycloth turban	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11907	jockey's hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
11908	sharpshooter's hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
11909	lion tamer's extra-tight skullcap	0		Experience (familiar): +2
11910	huge energetic sturdy pith helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
11911	hardy bishop's mitre	0		Maximum HP: +50
11912	bouncing studded tin foil hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11913	construction hardhat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
11914	wobbly wholesome imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	Jeselnik's stylish bycocket	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	huge exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	spinning skewed lightning-fast Axis helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40
11925	sizzling supercool Axis fatigues	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
11926	groovy brawny Axis suspenders	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
11927	tumbling gray stolen artifact	0		
11928	teal really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	bouncing squat blinking priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	ghostly nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	lime green Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	Oprah's wholesome occult Allied Radio Backpack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	snack-sized enchanted delicious Skeleton Wars rations	2	awesome	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 50
11938	weak special delicious skeleton war fuel can	2	awesome	Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 10
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	ghostly M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	huge bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	zippy Allied Forces insignia of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
11945	huge Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	triple-alkaline quadruple-boiled pulsating Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bully badge	0		Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	green tumbling hardened time cop top hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	denatured mirror fuchsia mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	diet decent toast with mixed berry jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	moldy green cup of sugar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	bland tiny huge Susie's cupcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	cyan Temple Grandin's boxer's the gun of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted blurry wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	aromatic undersea surveying goggles	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	tolerable Ocean-Touched Rum	3	good	
11964	boiled pulsating water-logged pill	1		
11965	spoiled small kelp puck	2	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	blurry tumbling scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	dry non-frozen chilled skewed squat octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 26
11972	twirling durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	maroon packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	blue steel-toed dentadent	0		Damage Reduction: 9
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	auspicious foul-smelling veiny studded Newton's smartaleck's blood cubic zirconia	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	denatured green ghostly blood thinner	1		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	artisanal pheromone cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	rotten small shaking spinal tapas	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	toasty careful shrunken head of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	smooth bouncing Smoking Pope	3	awesome	
12053	normal prize turkey	3	good	
12054	mixed fuchsia skewed medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 10
12055	rotten miniature full-sized pumpkin pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	tolerable vodka cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	quantum pickled oxidized yammed candy	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	miniature decent treasure chestnut	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	mediocre enchanted weak skewed maroon mulled butter rum	2	decent	Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	vacuum-sealed shaking cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	smartaleck's plastic left skeleton arm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	yellow quilted plastic left skeleton leg	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	shaking wizardly plastic right skeleton arm	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	purple electrified plastic right skeleton leg	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	tumbling plastic skeleton pelvis of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	jittery discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	tumbling Usain Bolt's beefcake's angelbone kilt	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	angelbone totem of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	huge angelbone chopsticks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	fortified dance instructor's angelbone mantle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	blurry Temple Grandin's angelbone dice	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	slick angelbone halo of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	dehydrated ghostly angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	Vulcanized triple-irradiated biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 41
12076	Jeselnik's mansplainer's devilbone helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	tumbling devilbone greaves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	blinking devilbone shinguards of the wise owl of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	wobbly baleful devilbone corset	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	lard-coated devilbone flute of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	medical-grade devilbone rosary	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	boiled yellow devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	cold-filtered upside-down tumbling Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 21
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	twirling ghostly burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	squat maroon burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	narrow Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	frightening extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	delicious narrow Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	fancy irresponsibly strong drinkable bottle of prize-winning rum	6	good	Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	huge Sinatra's educational Santa-Slayer medal of horror	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	shaking Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	polymerized polymerized boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	extra-altered pressed mirror boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	denatured energized blinking boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	jittery double-paned Temple Grandin's smoldering vertebra of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	spinning teal seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	tumbling careful clever hot boning knife of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	miser's groovy fistbone of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	stanky sizzling veiny burnt bone belt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	greasy scorched skull trophy	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	adequate wing bone	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	weak mediocre weak skeleton venom	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	mixed upside-down squat baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	plastic skeleton rib cage of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	up-at-dawn plastic skeleton skull	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	olive gravedigger's plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	green stylish scorched skeleton mask of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	coward's careful scorched skeleton shirt	0		Monster Level: -30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	tumbling lard-coated scorched skeleton pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	spinning red buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	cyan Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	pulsating Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	mirror Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	red Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	razor-sharp Sinatra's fireproof bonesaw	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	purple smartaleck's beefy vermiculite shield	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	squat medical-grade ship's lantern	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	forbidden personal trainer's heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	rotten jittery traditional gingerloaf	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	practically non-alcoholic lousy Scotch and eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	unsweetened modified triple-ionized counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	artisanal &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	normal diet lime green wedge of prize-winning cheese	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	irradiated gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 42
12179	weightlifter's glimmering crystal of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	wobbly boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	gray Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	jittery tumbling loose Meats	0		
12184	blue Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	spinning boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	tumbling purple dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	narrow intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	fuchsia unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	quantum magnetized extra-irradiated bouncing pulsating purple Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	nitrogenated Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	ionized alkaline teal Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	asbestos-lined electrified and dress	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	extremely unsafe and dress of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	alkaline flattened fuchsia dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	dinosaur bone club of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	flame-retardant beefcake's dinosaur skull helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	tumbling hardened dinosaur bone corset of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	hand-crafted Pork Elf cough syrup	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	ghostly Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	teal Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	special normal tiny blurry maroon rat pizza	1	good	Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	bouncing Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	horrifying Jack Frost's smartaleck's hoverboard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	greedy miser's Jack Frost's left shark fin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: 30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	resourceful fitness tracking bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	powdered candy bone	1		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 20
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	stale miniature discarded hot dog	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	perfectly mixed watered-down most of a beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	upside-down pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	upside-down legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	toothsome cyan can of tuna	4	awesome	
12227	stale green alien salad	4	decent	
12228	big moldy ratbatatouille	5	crappy	
12229	miniature bland fancy onigiri	2	decent	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 25
12230	stale snack-sized wobbly crudit&eacute;s	2	decent	
12231	half-sized bland tumbling sauced mutton	2	decent	
12232	normal immense hot honey ant	9	good	
12233	miniature spoiled tomb aspic	2	crappy	
12234	delicious upside-down later tots	3	awesome	
12235	moldy Frutti di Scatoletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	normal immense Pesto alla Marziano	6	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	small bland Arrattabbattabiata	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	spoiled huge Orzo di Riso	8	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	stale low-calorie Pasta Grimavera	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	bland Linguini Ubriacapa	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	gigantic stale Formica e Pepe	8	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	immense stale Tubetto Gelatto	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	decent Gnocci Domani	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	olive Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	steel-toed Space Soldier Helmet of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5
12253	delicious red huge jittery premium turkey leg	4	awesome	
12254	bad fancy styrofoam cup of mead	4	decent	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 40
12255	pulsating Van der Graaf sword	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
12256	zippy staff	0		Initiative: +20
12257	chaotic lute	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	tumbling spinning Newton's experienced The Wizard's Android of Gandalf	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20
12261	spinning flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	huge tactical jester's cap of courage of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	MacGyver's flimsy plastic helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100
12266	flimsy plastic greaves of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
12267	narrow Fonzie's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
12268	veiny flimsy plastic shield	0		Maximum HP: +10
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	purple blinking zippy foul-smelling Portable Laughing Stock of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: 120, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	twirling twirling smartaleck's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of chilblains of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
12272	spoiled classic banana	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	rotten tiny watermelon	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	flavorless twirling quince	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	delicious tumbling blinking classic banana pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	double-improved squat essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	nitrogenated moist frozen cyan banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	watered-down aged Aesop Daiquiri	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	weak artisanal gray Monkey Congress	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	half-sized decent watermelon pie	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	dry concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	non-cold-filtered spinning Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Melonegroni	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Melonade Spritz	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	fancy decent quince pie	4	good	Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	wet Vulcanized wobbly quince quaff	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	flattened triple-galvanized Quickquince	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	hand-crafted watered-down shaking narrow Quiskey Sour	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	watered-down smooth Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	high-proof acceptable Roth IPA	8	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	lightning-fast underdraft protection of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	huge solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	low-calorie rotten soybean futures	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	altered warmed housing bubble	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	deionized Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 55
12298	Van der Graaf financial instrument of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	lightning-fast hedge fund clippers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	nasty selling shorts	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	blinking bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	asbestos-lined 401k ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	narrow balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	moist vacuum-sealed shaking invisible hand	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	quadruple-denatured altered circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	cold-filtered blue mint	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	boiled bouncing toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	powdered jittery yellow narrow intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	boiled liquid asset	1		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	narrow teal gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	jittery cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	mediocre practically non-alcoholic mirror Malattia Becco Malbec	1	decent	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	pulsating Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	mirror Red Team scarf	0		
12321	gray meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	mirror teal can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"