-1	smooth Petite Porter	4	awesome	
-2	smooth maroon Scrawny Stout	3	awesome	
-3	artisanal wobbly Infinitesimal IPA	3	EPIC	
-4	acceptable enchanted eggnogtini	3	good	
-5	acceptable irresponsibly strong candycaine	9	good	
-6	spirit-forward bad braincracker sweet	5	decent	
-16	smooth teal fermented honey	3	awesome	
-17	acceptable watered-down moons-shine	2	good	
-18	delicious watered-down gin	2	awesome	
-19	perfectly mixed ecto-nog	3	EPIC	
-20	acceptable hot toady	4	good	
-21	perfectly mixed skewed hot choculate	3	EPIC	
-49	acceptable squat Cyder	3	good	
-50	hand-crafted spinning Oil Nog	4	EPIC	
-51	mediocre irresponsibly strong Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	7	decent	
-58	watered-down artisanal Grimacider	2	EPIC	
-59	tolerable Isotope Nog	3	good	
-60	artisanal weak Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	EPIC	
-70	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Gin and Herring	1	EPIC	
-71	perfectly mixed Black and Tan and Red All Over	3	EPIC	
-72	tolerable watered-down Antarctic Ice Tea	2	good	
-76	smooth CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	awesome	
-77	drinkable CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	good	
-78	mediocre blue twirling CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	decent	
-82	hand-crafted Horseradish-infused Vodka	4	EPIC	
-83	drinkable shaking Jerkitini	3	good	
-84	spirit-forward acceptable special Desert Island Iced Tea	5	good	
-88	mediocre Crimbo Saketini	3	decent	
-89	drinkable Crimboku Drop	3	good	
-90	tolerable Flaming Crimbo Log	3	good	
-107	lousy Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	decent	
-108	hand-crafted enchanted Hot Buttered Rum	4	EPIC	
-109	mediocre Spicy Hot Chocolate	4	decent