1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	bouncing Temple Grandin's helmet turtle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	jittery turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	medical-grade ravioli hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	huge saucepan	0		
8	lime green spices	0		
9	forbidden disco mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	jittery disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	twisted teal moxie weed	1		
15	vaporized purple strongness elixir	1		
16	dehydrated shaking magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	rotten teal tumbling noodles	3	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
20	upside-down Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	blue sweet ninja sword	0		
22	spinning studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	green spider web	0		
28	cyan really spider web	0		
29	gray really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	beefy Bjorn's Hammer	0		Muscle: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	wobbly snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	wobbly ghostly stylish Dolphin King's crown	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	brawny Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Muscle Percent: +20
36	twirling stylish Knob Goblin tongs	0		Moxie: +25
37	jittery blue ghostly viking helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	foul-smelling Knob Goblin pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	jittery pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	perfectly mixed ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	EPIC	
42	skewed hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	yummy green hot buttered roll	3	awesome	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	massive stale bowl of cottage cheese	8	decent	
50	blinking olive Rock and Roll Legend of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	nippy Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	ghostly banjo strings	0		
53	Jeselnik's stone banjo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
54	rosewater-soaked sinister Disco Banjo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	purple jabañero pepper	0		
56	huge hot sauce	0		
57	dangerous 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	jittery Mace of the Tortoise of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	adequate green fortune cookie	3	good	
62	crafty oriole-feather headdress	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	bouncing action figure head	0		
65	pulsating Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	wobbly spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	ghostly forbidden extremely unsafe Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	narrow bouncing bar skin	0		
71	blinking stakes of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
72	veiny barskin hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	lime green jittery Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	stick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
78	pretty bouquet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	irresponsibly strong acceptable ice-cold Willer	9	good	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	wobbly twirling Orcish meat locker	0		
85	green unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	twirling meat from yesterday	0		
88	blinking meat stack	0		
89	cyan sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	blurry pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	green savvy basic meat sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
94	sharpshooter's basic meat pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	toasty basic meat helmet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	deadly dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Weapon Damage: +5
97	blurry careful arcane researcher's pimpin' meat hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	lion tamer's manspreader's staff	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
104	scarecrow	0		
105	big toothsome bowl of charms	5	awesome	
106	squat ketchup	1	decent	
107	catsup	1	awesome	
108	stick	0		
109	wobbly crossbow string	0		
110	mirror ruddy basic meat staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
111	blurry basic meat crossbow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
112	lion tamer's groovy meatloaf helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	smartaleck's dripping meat sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30
114	aromatic dripping meat staff	0		Stench Resistance: +1
115	stanky dripping meat crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
116	Jeselnik's Lo Pan's Bugfinder Blade	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25
117	bouncing Gnollish plunger	0		
118	upside-down purple spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	blurry huge sprocket assembly	0		
122	blinking teal cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	gray pulsating empty meat tank	0		
125	jittery full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	wobbly quilted Gnollish autoplunger	0		Damage Absorption: +40
128	bouncing brainy meat pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	teal squat inspector's third-hand nunchaku	0		Item Drop: +15
130	huge eyepatch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	maroon Meat maid body	0		
133	blinking Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	huge dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	mirror valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	tumbling skewed horrifying eXtreme meat sword	0		Spooky Damage: +25
148	eXtreme meat staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
149	eXtreme meat crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
150	twirling mansplainer's Da Vinci's Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	mirror spinning perfumed wizardly Elder Turtle Shell	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	perfumed double-paned Colander of Em-er'il	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	maroon Ancient Saucehelm of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	skewed foul-smelling chaotic Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	Oprah's brainy El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	twirling guild application	0		
157	olive Dramatic™ range	0		
158	ghostly Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	decent ghuol egg	3	good	
162	half-sized bland upside-down blinking ghuol egg quiche	2	decent	
163	skeleton bone of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
164	mirror red smart skull	0		
165	skewed skewer	0		
166	pulsating ghuol ears	0		
167	miniature normal shaking ghuol-ear kabob	2	good	
168	narrow educational bone rattle	0		Experience: +1
169	mirror blue bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	spoiled snack-sized lihc eye pie	2	crappy	
172	jittery gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	flavorless big uncooked chorizo	5	decent	
176	tumbling disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	spoiled small chorizo taco	2	crappy	
180	extra-dry acceptable ice-cold fotie	5	good	
181	wobbly baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	twirling bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	huge loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	green guano coffee cup	0		
191	tumbling olive zippy batskin belt	0		Initiative: +20
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	squat asbestos-lined Mr. Accessory	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
195	shaking eXtreme nose ring of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	brainy ring	0		Mysticality: +5
200	stale squat rat appendix kabob	4	decent	
201	fancy adequate narrow spinning bat wing kabob	4	good	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 15
202	flavorless carob chunks	4	decent	
203	herbs	0		
204	yummy miniature mirror carob chunk cookies	2	awesome	
205	twirling secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	spinning piercing post	0		
207	pulsating hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	twirling patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	skewed Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	squat decorative fountain	0		
212	purple pulsating wobbly windchimes	0		
213	pulsating frightening occult filthy corduroys	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	spinning jittery slick filthy knitted dread sack	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	toothsome carob brownies	3	awesome	
217	rotten herb brownies	4	crappy	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	huge ghostly gnoll teeth	0		
221	blurry knitted gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +3
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	lion tamer's phat turquoise bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +2
224	olive supercool eyepatch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	half-sized stale twirling tofu casserole	2	decent	
226	mixed spinning can of Red Minotaur	1	crappy	
227	pulsating pulsating stanky Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
228	Jeselnik's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
229	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
230	dead guy's watch of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	blue dangerous Bigger Bugfinder Blade of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	acceptable skewed bottle of gin	4	good	
238	strong hand-crafted bottle of vodka	5	EPIC	
239	Van der Graaf fortified Orcish baseball cap	0		Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	brainy Orcish cargo shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	frightening Orcish frat-paddle	0		Spooky Damage: +5
242	adequate	4	good	
243	spoiled yellow wobbly grapefruit	4	crappy	
244	bite-sized rotten grapes	1	crappy	
245	immense delicious lime green olive	8	awesome	
246	special flavorless ghostly tomato	3	decent	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 30
247	mirror fermenting powder	0		
248	bad fancy high-proof salty dog	10	decent	Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 45
249	mediocre extra-dry twirling upside-down bloody mary	5	decent	
250	aged weak screwdriver	2	awesome	
251	watered-down mediocre martini	2	decent	
252	weak mediocre enchanted bloody beer	2	decent	Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 40
253	artisanal twirling shot of schnapps	3	EPIC	
254	triple-distilled bad skewed shot of grapefruit schnapps	7	decent	
255	bad distilled upside-down fine wine	5	decent	
256	bad shot of tomato schnapps	3	decent	
257	acceptable extra-spicy bloody mary	4	good	
258	pulsating dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	delicious mirror White Citadel fries	3	awesome	
261	small decent fancy White Citadel burger	2	good	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 40
262	bland enchanted diet piece of wedding cake	1	decent	Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 10
263	normal huge chocolate chips	10	good	
264	flavorless tumbling chocolate chip cookies	3	decent	
265	personal trainer's satin pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	drinkable lightning	4	good	
267	toasty mullet wig	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	wizardly meat cowboy hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	maroon shaking personal trainer's sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
270	skewed picket fence	0		
271	pickled barbell	1		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 5
272	dehydrated spinning blue concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	compressed purple moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	jittery mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	altered twirling extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 45
278	modified bouncing narrow jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 35
279	boiled suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	educational gasmask	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	teal blurry Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	pulsating Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	yellow walrus-tusk earring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
286	coward's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
287	Boris's ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	wicked Jarlsberg's earring	0		Spell Damage: +5
290	horrifying Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Spooky Damage: +25
291	squat executive can of maces of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +40
292	huge rubber axe of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
293	auspicious chef's hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	bouncing pail of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	dog trainer's demonskin trousers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	ghostly Da Vinci's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	enhanced cyan wobbly tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 34
298	diffused lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 57
299	super-electrified adjusted pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 13
300	Vulcanized jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 31
301	skewed flat dough	0		
302	moldy Knob sausage	3	crappy	
303	huge adequate skewed Knob mushroom	9	good	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	yellow Knob Goblin harem pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	stanky Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	irradiated Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 54
308	tumbling nippy Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	pulsating Knob Goblin elite pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Knob Goblin elite polearm of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
311	hill of beans	0		
312	steel-toed Knob Goblin visor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	huge groovy Crown of the Goblin King	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	yummy bean burrito	3	awesome	
315	adequate diet bean burrito	1	good	
316	snack-sized normal olive insanely bean burrito	2	good	
317	flavorless bean burrito	3	decent	
318	flavorless fuchsia bean burrito	3	decent	
319	snack-sized toothsome insanely bean burrito	2	awesome	
320	normal bat haggis	3	good	
321	toothsome thick shaking menudo	5	awesome	
322	stale jumbo yellow goat cheese	5	decent	
323	diet toothsome plain pizza	1	awesome	
324	immense bland sausage pizza	10	decent	
325	thick bland goat cheese pizza	5	decent	
326	flavorless twirling mushroom pizza	3	decent	
327	blurry goat	0		
328	artisanal boozy skewed bottle of whiskey	5	EPIC	
329	gravedigger's goat beard	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	enchanted glass of goat's milk	1	decent	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 40
331	irresponsibly strong tolerable purple Canadian	6	good	
332	flavorless lemon	3	decent	
333	rotten snack-sized lime	2	crappy	
334	spinning double-paned sabre teeth	0		Cold Resistance: +5
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	blurry zippy consolation ribbon	0		Initiative: +20
337	blue ghostly ol' trophy	0		
338	yellow bouncing tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	irradiated Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 56
341	boiled Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 58
342	squat Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	oxidized cyan Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 26
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	huge Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	pulsating blurry Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	mansplainer's ninja mask	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	blurry red tumbling icy katana hilt	0		
350	skewed cyan hot katana blade	0		
351	ruddy fortified icy-hot katana	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +40
352	shellacked ninja hot pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	Usain Bolt's sage nunchaku	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
355	eXtreme scarf of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	mirror snowboarder pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	twirling Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	adequate snack-sized gr8ps	2	good	
359	adequate mirror t8r tots	4	good	
360	censurious miner's helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	greasy miner's pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	green 7-Foot Dwarven mattock of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	skewed asbestos ore	0		
365	jittery chrome ore	0		
366	shaking linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	blurry asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	fuchsia chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	huge chrome crossbow string	0		
375	shaking linoleum meat stack	0		
376	purple asbestos meat stack	0		
377	narrow chrome meat stack	0		
378	spinning blue gravedigger's linoleum sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
379	bouncing razor-sharp linoleum staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
380	Annie Oakley's linoleum crossbow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
381	jittery pulsating mirror maroon asbestos sword of the blizzard of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
382	auspicious Newton's asbestos staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +10
383	scorching asbestos crossbow of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
384	tumbling fireproof cool chrome sword	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
385	avaricious electrified chrome staff	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
386	sharpshooter's smooth chrome crossbow	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	meaty helmet turtle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	upside-down asbestos helmet turtle of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	fortified linoleum helmet turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	jittery Jim Carey's chrome helmet turtle	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	educational penguin shorts	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	ruddy yakskin pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	hippopotamus pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	dangerous eXtreme mittens	0		Weapon Damage: +10
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	pulsating bouncing Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	vibrating swashbuckling pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	spinning upside-down Usain Bolt's shoulder parrot	0		Initiative: +80
404	medical-grade acoustic guitarrr	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	strapping sk8board	0		Muscle: +5
411	squat Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	purple padded Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +20
414	smelly crowbarrr	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
415	leotarrrd of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	banded safarrri hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	adjusted oxidized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 53
418	double-galvanized oxidized Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 57
419	nitrogenated huge serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 52
420	irradiated tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 11
421	non-activated cyan philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 28
422	colloidal potion of potency	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 36
423	enhanced dry cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 42
424	frozen mirror ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 26
425	double-frozen double-tarnished oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 37
426	warmed vacuum-sealed blurry purple potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 18
427	asbestos-lined box	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	blurry acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	curative clown shoes	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 25
432	ruddy bloody clown pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	shaking skinny balloon	0		
434	balloon helmet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	prompt electrified balloon sword	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	spinning bartender skull	0		
440	twirling bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	twirling chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	Oprah's box-in-the-box	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
446	wobbly nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	Herculean box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
448	skewed electrified deadly foolscap fool's cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	shaking chilly clown nose	0		Cold Damage: +5, Clowniness: 25
450	fuchsia narrow pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	tumbling pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	cyan screwdriver	0		
455	huge toothsome jumbo olive	9	awesome	
456	delicious fancy dry martini	4	awesome	Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 10
457	manspreader's ye olde golde frontes	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	wobbly pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	jittery pixel potion	0		
465	ghostly blinking pixel potion	0		
466	teal pixel potion	0		
467	flavorless small pixel pie	2	decent	
468	ruby W	0		
469	cyan wussiness potion	0		
470	tolerable red Imp Ale	3	good	
471	bland enchanted hot wing	4	decent	Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 45
472	bouncing thinker's diamond-studded cane	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	olive boxer's crutch	0		Muscle Percent: +10
474	cast	0		
475	pulsating therapeutic mask of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	Tesla smooth infernal insoles	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
478	evil arch	0		
479	twirling dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	upside-down eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Temple Grandin's Mr. Container	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Annie Oakley's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	fortified hemp backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	strapping Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
487	gray Jim Carey's arrrgyle socks	0		Monster Level: +25
488	blurry guitar pick	0		
489	cyan blinking jittery drab sonata	0		
490	Newton's mesh cap of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	chaps of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	greedy batblade	0		Meat Drop: +20
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	wobbly gnatwing	0		
498	moldy papaya	3	crappy	
499	red upside-down Samson's denim axe of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	low-calorie rotten ghostly Elfin shortbread	1	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	special stale narrow skewered cat appendix	4	decent	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 5
504	evil arches	0		
505	auspicious quilted gnatwing earring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10
506	flavorless Hell broth	3	decent	
507	ghostly fortified thunderrr guitarrr	0		Damage Absorption: +60
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	teal Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	mirror cyan Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	yummy squat Boris's key lime pie	4	awesome	
514	adequate tiny skewed skewed Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1	good	
515	diet normal shaking Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1	good	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	auspicious bejeweled accordion strap	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	pulsating mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	blurry kickback cookbook of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
522	ghostly one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	perfectly mixed papaya sling	3	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	blurry Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	blue volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	skewed fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	Vulcanized green spray paint	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
531	squat special sauce glove of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	Newton's ladle of mystery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Sauceror"
533	spinning Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	wobbly bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	miser's f3d0r4	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	nitrogenated unsweetened irradiated Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 26
541	inspector's strapping draggin' ball hat	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	greasy wholesome 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	tasty wobbly Trollhouse cookies	3	awesome	
544	fortified talons of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +5
545	toothsome Spam Witch sammich	3	awesome	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	olive 334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	shaking 33398 scroll	0		
551	jittery teal 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	moldy small pr0n cocktail	2	crappy	
555	supercharged drywall axe of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7
556	spinning upside-down Pine-Fresh air freshener of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
557	irresponsibly strong lousy whiskey and cola	6	decent	
558	delicious blinking papaya taco	4	awesome	
559	green razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	half-sized yummy stalk of asparagus	2	awesome	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	wobbly sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	enchanted acceptable Mad Train wine	3	good	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 40
565	jittery blurry hobo gloves of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
566	resourceful bum cheek	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	snack-sized bland Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	decent	
569	spoiled Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4	crappy	
570	bland shaking Chicken Sandwich	3	decent	
571	squat Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	crappy	
572	spoiled miniature upside-down Children's Meal of the Damned	2	crappy	
573	moldy noodles	4	crappy	
574	moldy bite-sized noodles	1	crappy	
575	snack-sized decent painful penne pasta	2	good	
576	decent snack-sized blue ravioli della hippy	2	good	
577	normal immense fancy jittery pr0n m4nic0tti	6	good	Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 25
578	bite-sized flavorless Hell ramen	1	decent	
579	rotten gray boring spaghetti	3	crappy	
580	narrow sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	half-sized adequate fettucini Inconnu	2	good	
584	moldy spaghetti with Skullheads	3	crappy	
585	bland fuchsia gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	decent	
586	banded Newton's ridiculously huge sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100
587	ionized tarnished pickled super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 14
588	purple soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	small decent cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	
590	decent cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	
591	ghostly cocoa egg	0		
592	gray house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	mirror flame-retardant amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Hot Resistance: +1
595	green scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	titanium assault umbrella of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
597	fireproof Mohawk wig	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	shaking the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	resourceful pants of the Slug Lord	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	resourceful studded Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50
601	bouncing Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	maroon Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	green Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	tumbling S.O.C.K.	0		
610	mirror procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	blue original G	0		
613	red plot hole	0		
614	warmed probability potion	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 17
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	vacuum-sealed corrupted blurry Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 67
618	adjusted energized twirling Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 56
619	needle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
620	cold-filtered thin candle	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 25
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	squat NG	0		
625	narrow wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	ghostly wobbly curative eye	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	pulsating Oprah's furry pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	maroon family-friendly disturbing fanfic	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
633	frightening wolf mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	paper umbrella of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
636	jittery meat globe	0		
637	spinning toaster	0		
638	bouncing resourceful Da Vinci's asshat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	adequate gigantic bouncing abominable snowcone	9	good	
640	pulsating Ent cider	1	EPIC	
641	yummy upside-down toast	3	awesome	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	stale fancy fruitcake	3	decent	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 5
647	upside-down present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Crimbo sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	forbidden Crimbo hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	huge family-friendly Crimbo pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	blue wizardly exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Mysticality: +25
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	bouncing star	0		
655	lime green line	0		
656	huge star chart	0		
657	maroon ruddy star sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
658	bouncing veiny star crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +10
659	gray nasty star staff	0		Stench Damage: +5
660	star pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	chilly star hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	cyan family-friendly star buckler	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	blinking Richard's star key	0		
666	blinking shaking reassuring Rosewater's steaming evil of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1
667	castle map	0		
668	blurry supercharged spiked femur	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
669	toothsome ghuol guolash	4	awesome	
670	wobbly rock-hard lihc face	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	miser's stanky grave robbing shovel	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
672	delicious twirling cranberries	4	awesome	
673	practically non-alcoholic acceptable mirror vodka and cranberry	1	good	
674	hand-crafted extra-dry shaking whiskey	5	EPIC	
675	skull of the Bonerdagon of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
676	blurry dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	Oprah's badass belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	extra-dry aged roll in the hay	5	awesome	
680	mediocre slap and tickle	3	decent	
681	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong slip 'n' slide	6	EPIC	
682	bad special weak a sump'm sump'm	2	decent	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 45
683	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic horizontal tango	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
684	boozy tolerable pink pony	5	good	
685	lard-coated Mr. Shirt of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
686	hardened knuckles	0		Damage Reduction: 3
687	polymerized upside-down shaking blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 27
688	gray Temple Grandin's pixel hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	miser's pixel pants	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	Annie Oakley's pixel sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
691	lime green digital key	0		
692	blurry Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	wicked harem girl t-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5
694	stiffened Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1
696	mirror zippy frilly shirt	0		Initiative: +20
697	soggy wofl t-shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
698	skewed foul-smelling loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10
699	huge upside-down censurious pirate shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
700	Tesla filthy hippy poncho	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
701	smartaleck's floral print shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30
702	blue friendly coconut bikini top	0		Familiar Weight: +3
703	censurious goth kid t-shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
704	wobbly hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	upside-down ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	hamethyst earring of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5
712	ghostly nasty scorching curative hamethyst necklace	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
713	avaricious wicked hamethyst bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
714	chilly experienced thinker's hamethyst ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
715	inspector's Oprah's baconstone earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
716	twirling grievous baconstone pendant of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50
717	ruddy baconstone bracelet of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
718	miser's lion tamer's baconstone ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
719	wool porquoise eyebrow ring of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100
720	nasty porquoise necklace of doom	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
721	asbestos-lined energetic porquoise bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
722	wobbly censurious reassuring foul-smelling porquoise ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
723	fancy decent Knoll mushroom	3	good	Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 50
724	low-calorie toothsome mushroom	1	awesome	
725	blinking one million meat pancakes	0		
726	huge mirror shard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	bouncing hedge maze key	0		
729	red narrow fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	chaotic rosy-cheeked shellacked makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	nippy easter egg balloon	0		Cold Damage: +10
736	blue stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	upside-down tambourine bells	0		
740	fortified tambourine	0		Damage Absorption: +60
741	broken skull	0		
742	bland small yellow Knoll shroomkabob	2	decent	
743	rotten mushroom	3	crappy	
744	energized quadruple-polarized ghostly hair spray	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 18
746	stat script	0		
747	narrow Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	narrow gourd potion	0		
749	massive spoiled warm mushroom	8	crappy	
750	moldy snack-sized mushroom quesadilla	2	crappy	
751	adequate super-sized cool mushroom	5	good	
752	rotten jumbo cool mushroom casserole	5	crappy	
753	huge flavorless ghostly bouncing pointy mushroom	6	decent	
754	rotten cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	crappy	
755	rotten thick wobbly mushroom	5	crappy	
756	bite-sized enchanted bland mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 25
757	adequate blue upside-down mushroom	4	good	
758	decent low-calorie ghost cucumber	1	good	
759	dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	acceptable practically non-alcoholic especially salty dog	1	good	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	fancy bland squat spectral pickle	3	decent	Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 20
765	wobbly briny vinegar	0		
766	mirror ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	alkaline concentrated cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 34
768	crafty spork	0		Maximum MP: +10
769	voodoo doll of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
770	wool studded basic meat fez	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	upside-down tassel	0		
772	squat foon of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
773	rock-hard stylish basic meat spork	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 5
774	frosty steel-toed basic meat foon	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	narrow beefy kneecapping stick	0		Muscle: +10
777	olive greasy iron pasta spoon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
778	support cummerbund of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
779	ghostly Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	super-colloidal adjusted wobbly mafia aria	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
782	blurry Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	hand-crafted Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	rotten tiny strawberry	1	crappy	
787	lousy bottle of rum	3	decent	
788	hand-crafted spinning strawberry daiquiri	4	EPIC	
789	tolerable twirling rum and cola	4	good	
790	lousy grog	4	decent	
791	sharpshooter's sinister Mafia bow tie	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	executive Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only
793	flattened oxidized oil of stability	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 66
794	altered extra-energized pressed spinning oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 20
795	hand-crafted triple-distilled Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	knitted scorching smooth cement shoes	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	watered-down perfectly mixed rockin' wagon	2	EPIC	
798	drinkable ocean motion	4	good	
799	artisanal mirror fuzzbump	3	EPIC	
800	decent fancy bouncing poutine	3	good	Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 5
801	enchanted bland Knob stir-fry	4	decent	Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 35
804	yummy enchanted Knoll stir-fry	3	awesome	Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 20
805	decent wobbly stir-fry	3	good	
806	low-calorie rotten ghostly asparagus stir-fry	1	crappy	
807	rotten enchanted olive stir-fry	3	crappy	Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 50
808	bland olive Knob sausage stir-fry	4	decent	
809	small normal bat wing stir-fry	2	good	
810	flavorless massive tumbling rat appendix stir-fry	9	decent	
811	delicious tofu stir-fry	4	awesome	
812	yummy tumbling pr0n stir-fry	4	awesome	
813	snack-sized tasty Knob shells	2	awesome	
814	normal bätzle	4	good	
815	stale shaking ratini	3	decent	
816	massive decent Knob stroganoff	9	good	
817	thick decent menudo ravioli	5	good	
818	tumbling plus sign	0		
819	pulsating upside-down milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	skewed bubbly potion	0		
822	pulsating smoky potion	0		
823	wobbly cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	cyan fizzy potion	0		
826	gray ghostly dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	tumbling mirror baby killer bee	0		
829	narrow anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	stale small royal jelly	2	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	wobbly box	0		
833	vorpal blade of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
834	cornuthaum of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	squat Da Vinci's ring of aggravate monster	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
836	rotten thick tumbling mind flayer corpse	5	crappy	
837	drinkable Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	horrifying clever Mafia stogie	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	tolerable Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	Jack Frost's mansplainer's Mafia violin case	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	bad tomato daiquiri	3	decent	
842	mediocre beertini	3	decent	
843	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic salty slug	1	EPIC	
844	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong papaya slung	6	EPIC	
845	MAHI fez of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	pulsating heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	pulsating Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	cyan blinking blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	blue moonglasses	0		
858	pulsating palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	fuchsia knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	squat squat green eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	blurry chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	twirling magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	squat stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	fuchsia lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	red shaving cream	0		
867	moist blinking pine tar	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 69
869	forest tears	0		
870	twirling upside-down supercharged fetus-smashing club	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
871	jittery meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	wobbly yellow Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	blurry unrolling pin	0		
875	spinning greasy healthy baleful crazy bastard sword	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
876	nasty steel-toed incredibly dense meat gem of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
877	narrow knitted Talisman of Baio	0		Cold Resistance: +3
878	miser's hypnodisk	0		Meat Drop: +10
879	corrupted unsweetened bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 18
880	wholesome disbelief suspenders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
881	dog trainer's supportive bra	0		Experience (familiar): +1
882	red Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	squat lime green maple syrup	1	awesome	
884	los chinos of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	mirror squat dance instructor's axe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	huge maple leaf	0		
889	Jeselnik's balaclava	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	snack-sized special stale balaclava baklava	2	decent	Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 15
891	blurry Warehouse 23 bling of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
892	greedy quilted bugbear-smiting sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +20
893	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic lumbering jack	1	EPIC	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	pulsating bouncing sage Ms. Accessory	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only
896	ghostly frosty sage Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
897	squat maroon coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	tumbling smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	red espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	smooth Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	electrified supercharged extremely unsafe school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	vacuum-sealed concentrated Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
906	extra-ionized blurry bouncing Rock Pops	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 54
907	liquefied activated Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 28
908	colloidal Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 45
909	cold-filtered Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 24
910	miniature decent dwarf bread	2	good	
911	polymerized skewed Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 26
912	anodized pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 25
913	deionized activated kobold	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 12
914	red bouncing hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	veiny wholesome intergalactic pom poms	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	mirror blinking frightening Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	wobbly thinker's Radio Free Pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	sharpshooter's Radio Free Foil	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	decent gray blinking radio button candy	4	good	
922	thinker's severed rocking horse head	0		Mysticality: +10
923	mirror broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	warmed Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 19
927	watered-down tolerable ghostly Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	Herculean fuzzy bracelets	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
929	squat zippy arse-shooting crossbow	0		Initiative: +20
931	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed cyan spiced rum	1	EPIC	
932	artisanal eggnog	3	EPIC	
933	bland snack-sized skewed candy cane	2	decent	
934	spoiled blurry gingerbread bugbear	3	crappy	
935	MacGyver's imitation nice watch	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	smooth plastic sword	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	blinking bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	jittery shaking padded bowler	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	inspector's smartaleck's bow staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	wobbly double-paned bowlegged pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	bouncing skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	artisanal special wobbly martini	3	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2004-12"
949	mediocre irresponsibly strong grogtini	9	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	extra-dry hand-crafted cherry bomb	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	wobbly fuchsia forbidden dance instructor's hockey mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	therapeutic fez of etymology	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	spoiled wobbly carob chunk noodles	3	crappy	
957	super-sized adequate spinning chorizo brownies	5	good	
958	tasty thick chocolate and tomato pizza	5	awesome	
959	lime green flange	0		
960	fuchsia bouncing clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	narrow velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	resourceful sage plastic seal clubber	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50
964	miser's resourceful plastic turtle tamer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +10
965	electrified plastic pastamancer of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
966	mirror frightening ruddy plastic sauceror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5
967	up-at-dawn Fonzie's plastic disco bandit	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +5
968	reassuring plastic accordion thief of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100
969	mirror bouncing chaotic plastic mosquito	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
970	upside-down plastic leprechaun of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
971	flame-wreathed plastic levitating potato	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
972	experienced plastic angry goat	0		Experience: +2
973	jittery skewed olive scorching plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Hot Damage: +25
974	huge hardened plastic fuzzy dice	0		Damage Reduction: 3
975	rosewater-soaked plastic pirate skeleton	0		Stench Resistance: +3
976	cyan family-friendly plastic barrrnacle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
977	lightning-fast plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Initiative: +40
978	aromatic plastic stab bat	0		Stench Resistance: +1
979	plastic grue of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
980	skewed shaking Usain Bolt's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Initiative: +80
981	weightlifter's plastic ghuol whelp	0		Muscle: +15
982	healthy plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
983	twirling slick plastic cocoabo	0		Moxie: +10
984	squat therapeutic plastic star starfish	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
985	strapping plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Muscle: +5
986	wobbly plastic killer bee of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
987	ghostly pulsating sage plastic Cheshire bat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
988	zippy plastic coffee pixie	0		Initiative: +20
989	Jeselnik's plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
990	foul-smelling plastic hermit	0		Stench Damage: +10
991	teal careful sharpshooter's plastic Boris of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20
992	censurious dance instructor's brainy plastic Jarlsberg	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
993	wobbly hale rosy-cheeked plastic Sneaky Pete of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
994	plastic Susie of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
995	spoiled Lucky Surprise Egg	3	crappy	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	frosty Xlyinia's notebook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1003	soda water	0		
1004	artisanal weak bottle of tequila	2	EPIC	
1005	bad boxed wine	3	decent	
1006	normal special blurry cherry	4	good	Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 45
1007	boxer's coconut shell	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	zippy ice cubes	0		Initiative: +20
1009	irresponsibly strong bad vodka martini	7	decent	
1010	artisanal whiskey and soda	3	EPIC	
1011	lousy blurry monkey wrench	3	decent	
1012	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed tequila sunrise	1	EPIC	
1013	drinkable margarita	4	good	
1014	artisanal strawberry wine	3	EPIC	
1015	artisanal maroon wine spritzer	3	EPIC	
1016	hand-crafted bouncing perpendicular hula	4	EPIC	
1017	weak lousy ducha de oro	2	decent	
1018	watered-down perfectly mixed calle de miel	2	EPIC	
1019	bad dry vodka martini	3	decent	
1020	irresponsibly strong mediocre huge old-fashioned	7	decent	
1021	strong tolerable tequila with training wheels	5	good	
1022	enchanted mediocre sangria	4	decent	Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 10
1023	delicious watered-down ghostly vesper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	drinkable watered-down bodyslam	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	tolerable tumbling teal sangria del diablo	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	huge huge buckler buckle	0		
1029	hippo whip of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1030	twirling cyan arcane researcher's penguin whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1031	shaking auspicious yak whip	0		Item Drop: +10
1032	perfumed gnauga hide whip	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1033	skewed gnauga hide	0		
1034	crafty hippo skin buckler	0		Maximum MP: +10
1035	mirror arcane researcher's penguin skin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1036	jittery yakskin buckler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1037	razor-sharp gnauga hide buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1038	altered spinning Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 17
1040	wobbly Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	artisanal red beer	3	EPIC	
1042	narrow wobbly narrow gray zippy string of beads	0		Initiative: +20
1043	skewed string of beads of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1044	deadly string of beads	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1045	mirror wobbly Lo Pan's plastic bottle opener	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1046	medical-grade forbidden traffic cone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	hand-crafted fancy N. O. Beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 15
1048	diluted wobbly ghostly huge green oyster egg	1		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 45
1049	vaporized oyster egg	1		
1050	mixed blurry oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 20
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	pickled blue oyster egg	1		
1053	compressed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 20
1054	distilled blinking jittery oyster egg	1		
1055	wobbly plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dried red upside-down jittery puce oyster egg	1		
1057	dried shaking puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 5
1058	altered spinning puce oyster egg	1		
1059	shaking puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	diluted mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 15
1061	vaporized mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 45
1062	compressed shaking mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	shaking mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	diluted oyster egg	1		
1065	distilled skewed tumbling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 45
1066	twisted huge oyster egg	1		
1067	cyan plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	modified oyster egg	1		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 40
1069	modified oyster egg	1		
1070	distilled upside-down blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 45
1071	bouncing plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	modified huge off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	diluted off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	dried squat wobbly off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	vaporized shaking mirror oyster egg	1		
1077	distilled fuchsia oyster egg	1		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 50
1078	dehydrated bouncing oyster egg	1		
1079	green plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	shaking oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	tumbling gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	skewed personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	blurry spinning cyan clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	blinking clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	olive clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	blinking clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	skewed jittery deadly clockwork hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	huge steel-toed clockwork trench coat	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1099	beefy clockwork pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	skewed huge gnauga hide chaps of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	fuchsia false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	teal targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	squat Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	twirling clockwork chef head	0		
1107	squat clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	olive clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	huge clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	mirror clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	cyan huge tasket	0		
1116	jittery annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	wobbly lion tamer's Van der Graaf vibrating Stupid University Diploma	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1118	pulsating huge pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	mirror pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	jittery blurry fairy gravy	0		
1123	halfberd of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1124	ghostly bouncing small glove	0		
1125	bouncing electrified padded glove of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1126	twirling educational toothpick	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
1127	blurry Annie Oakley's ninja sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1128	jittery teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	auspicious sequined fez	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	huge cyan beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	upside-down Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	blurry blinking Tesla star shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1134	mirror wobbly cyan cosmetics bag	0		
1135	pickled pulsating eyeliner	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 16
1136	liquefied vacuum-sealed modified huge lipstick	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 38
1137	huge wobbly rosy-cheeked bicycle chain of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	irresponsibly strong lousy mushroom wine	8	decent	
1140	hand-crafted icy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1141	weak delicious mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1142	weak delicious pointy mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1143	bad blurry flat mushroom wine	3	decent	
1144	acceptable cool mushroom wine	3	good	
1145	mediocre high-proof huge bouncing knob mushroom wine	9	decent	
1146	smooth practically non-alcoholic knoll mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1147	hand-crafted mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1148	triple-distilled mediocre skewed shot of flower schnapps	8	decent	
1149	stale half-sized bouncing skewed bouncing flower petal pie	2	decent	
1150	strong mediocre bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5	decent	
1151	asbestos-lined resourceful discarded plastic fork	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
1152	wobbly gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	rotten Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4	crappy	
1154	dehydrated Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	crappy	
1155	huge letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	blurry Tesla wholeberd	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1158	enhanced Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 62
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	healthy irate sombrero	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	colloidal olive handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 32
1163	moist unsweetened ghostly marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	narrow olive hovering sombrero	0		
1166	huge maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	red exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	blinking coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	fuchsia linoleum box	0		
1174	bouncing ghostly chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	gray magnetic field	0		
1178	huge potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	olive potted fern	0		
1181	bouncing tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	yellow all-purpose flower	0		
1184	maroon exotic orchid	0		
1185	maroon long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	twirling gilded lily	0		
1187	ghostly deadly nightshade	0		
1188	spinning lotus	0		
1189	bouncing can of asparagus	0		
1190	olive dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	maroon zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	squat yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	tasty miniature ghostly cyan mugcake	2	awesome	
1201	adequate pulsating urinal cake	4	good	
1202	adequate half-sized Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	good	
1203	normal personalized birthday cake	4	good	
1204	bland huge three-tiered wedding cake	4	decent	
1205	adequate huge babycakes	6	good	
1206	half-sized moldy olive velvet cake	2	crappy	
1207	rotten tiny congratulatory cake	1	crappy	
1208	tasty skewed angel-food cake	3	awesome	
1209	stale diet devil's-food cake	1	decent	
1210	flavorless birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	decent	
1211	jittery blue balloon	0		
1212	tumbling balloon	0		
1213	skewed heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	pulsating Mylar balloon	0		
1216	skewed upside-down Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	narrow thought balloon	0		
1218	twirling rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	purple experienced Mr. Balloon	0		Experience: +2
1221	blinking balloon	0		
1222	upside-down Da Vinci's Mr. Eh?	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only
1224	banded grievous beefcake's steel shillelagh	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100
1225	vibrating steel skullcap of the dark arts of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	stanky Oprah's steel solitaire of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
1227	upside-down ribald Jim Carey's steel scarf of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
1228	up-at-dawn steel slacks of the wise owl of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Adventures: 12, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	steel suspenders of vim and vigor of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
1230	olive inspector's dog trainer's chaotic pikestaff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15
1231	family-friendly pith helmet of dire peril of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	family-friendly padded pocketwatch of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1233	ghostly hale wholesome thinker's pinky ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
1234	supercharged steel-toed extremely unsafe pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	stylish weightlifter's pendant	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	lightning-fast steel-toed hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +40
1237	olive tapped lotus	0		
1238	huge lime green glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	spinning deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	pulsating bouncing Jeselnik's Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1245	tumbling lard-coated Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1246	shaking fireproof rib of the Bonerdagon of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	greasy Temple Grandin's deadly Bonerdagon necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1249	skewed jittery Boss Bat britches of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	flame-wreathed Boss Bat bling of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1251	normal snack-sized shaking Knob shroomkabob	2	good	
1252	diet delicious shroomkabob	1	awesome	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	jumbo spoiled bouncing jumping bean burrito	5	crappy	
1255	spoiled pulsating jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1256	snack-sized decent insanely jumping bean burrito	2	good	
1257	miniature adequate rat scrapple	2	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	twirling smooth traffic cone of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	pickled tumbling gray blurry Hatorade	1		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 5
1262	ghostly greedy manspreader's supercool off-hand balloon	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	small rotten gloomy mushroom	2	crappy	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	narrow twirling pine wand	0		
1269	maroon ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	magic lamp of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1274	distilled fuchsia shaking jittery Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	blue personal trainer's basic meat skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	smooth Otorian Battle Scar	3	awesome	
1277	basic meat kilt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	meat skirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	upside-down hardened meat kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	purple penguinskin mini-skirt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	tumbling skewed cyan toasty penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	beefcake's yakskin skirt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	squat huge Annie Oakley's yakskin kilt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	Usain Bolt's hippopotamus skirt	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	chilly hippopotamus kilt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	furry skirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	perfumed furry kilt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	fuchsia gnauga hide skirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	dog trainer's gnauga hide kilt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	non-quantum wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 37
1291	Jekyllin hide belt	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	teal skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	tumbling scorching ring of adornment	0		Hot Damage: +25
1294	wicked ring of increase damage of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1295	pulsating grievous ring of gain strength	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1296	ring of resistance of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1297	toasty ring of fire resistance	0		Hot Damage: +5
1298	purple ring of conflict of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1299	Van der Graaf pirate hook	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1300	strapping monster bait	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
1301	altered upside-down deodorant	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 13
1302	quadruple-deionized quadruple-oxidized triple-denatured narrow reodorant	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 69
1303	jittery Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	teal Jack Frost's MacGyver's traffic cone	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	yellow calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	fuchsia unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	olive comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	arcane researcher's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
1313	weightlifter's Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	huge rose-colored glasses of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	bouncing lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	gigantic adequate questionable taco	10	good	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	time helmet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	nasty time trousers	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	blurry olive occult time sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	ghostly Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	tumbling blurry lard-coated Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1328	blurry narrow careful Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	purple Lo Pan's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1330	hardy Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	steel-toed Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	mirror Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	tumbling pulsating Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	jittery Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	jittery Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	wobbly Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	upside-down Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	foul-smelling Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	ghostly zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	concentrated concentrated lime green Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 14
1345	magnetized wet pulsating Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	altered tarnished Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
1347	bouncing loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	twirling miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	aromatic pinky ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1352	mediocre wobbly redrum	3	decent	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	bland fuchsia bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	decent	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	bad Mt. Noob Pale Ale	4	decent	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	sage disembodied smile	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	immense adequate tofurkey leg	9	good	
1366	rotten tofurkey gravy	3	crappy	
1367	snack-sized decent twirling herbal stuffing	2	good	
1368	decent huge enchanted can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8	good	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 30
1369	special toothsome tiny bouncing yams	1	awesome	Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 5
1370	fortified rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1371	bouncing narrow lightning-fast gingham blouse	0		Initiative: +40
1372	hale souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	stylish plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	scandalous plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	sizzling plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	pulsating plastic Crimbo reindeer of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	activated deionized chocolate	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	blue toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	mirror top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	purple ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	mirror doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	asbestos-lined Samson's duck-on-a-string	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	squat lightning-fast toy train	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	pulsating padded marionette	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	upside-down sock monkey	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	beefcake's rag doll	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	can of fake snow of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	personal trainer's colored-light "necklace"	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	tasty wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	tasty bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	enchanted decent tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	gray baleful Unionize The Elves sign	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	blinking sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	pressed altered polymerized wobbly snowcone	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	nitrogenated enhanced deionized upside-down snowcone	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	irradiated snowcone	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	extra-dry boiled snowcone	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	alkaline snowcone	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	super-polymerized snowcone	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	green teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	green Jeselnik's weightlifter's traffic cone	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	huge Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	blurry mansplainer's therapeutic ice sickle	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	rosewater-soaked ice baby	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	huge occult ice pick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	Fonzie's ice skates of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	jumbo tasty grue egg omelette	5	awesome	
1429	pulsating roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	spoiled olive mushroom	4	crappy	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	twirling fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	skewed useless powder	0		
1438	liquefied quadruple-diffused twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 36
1439	corrupted hot powder	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 41
1440	non-magnetized cold-filtered corrupted fuchsia powder	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 31
1441	flattened warmed twirling powder	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 48
1442	quadruple-wet super-frozen stench powder	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 57
1443	pressed sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 37
1444	vacuum-sealed galvanized twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 43
1445	ionized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 46
1446	super-nitrogenated denatured nuggets	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 35
1447	triple-dry triple-oxidized nuggets	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 37
1448	improved narrow stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 16
1449	modified wet fuchsia sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 60
1450	boiled cyan twinkly wad	1		
1451	dehydrated blue huge hot wad	1		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 30
1452	diluted teal blurry wad	1		
1453	denatured shaking wad	1		
1454	diluted spinning wobbly tumbling stench wad	1		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 40
1455	modified teal bouncing sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 40
1456	blinking double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	small spoiled Valentine's Day cake	2	crappy	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	bouncing tumbling pulsating velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	shaking eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	maroon bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	narrow pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	blue tumbling goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	teal plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	huge football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	shaking blinking gray chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	upside-down paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	shaking troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	tumbling alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	twirling bouncing rabbit's foot of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	bouncing March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	crafty chopsticks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10
1491	wobbly Usain Bolt's rice bowl	0		Initiative: +80
1492	tumbling grievous ninja mop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1493	Usain Bolt's arcane researcher's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +80
1494	diffused super-unsweetened quadruple-aerosolized upside-down sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	shaking nasty traffic cone of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	mediocre triple-distilled gloomy mushroom wine	6	decent	
1497	drinkable mushroom wine	4	good	
1498	twirling McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	lime green whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	huge fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	aerosolized ionized explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	upside-down clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	spinning narrow rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	alkaline snowcone	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	tumbling fuchsia ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	bad calle de miel with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	hand-crafted rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	delicious mirror perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	drinkable triple-distilled slap and tickle with a fly in it	10	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	dried wobbly Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 30
1513	twisted olive narrow Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 35
1514	dried Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 15
1515	modified skewed bouncing Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 20
1516	huge KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	green chaotic vibrating Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1521	pulsating Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	slick weightlifter's Radio Free Jersey	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	narrow wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	upside-down joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	spinning diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	forbidden personal trainer's corkscrew	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	olive St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	twirling gray personal trainer's grass skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	grass hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	twirling flame-retardant grass blade	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	wobbly raffle prize box	0		
1536	squat homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	wobbly Sinatra's sparkly engagement ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
1539	red Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	scorching smooth Grimacite goggles	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	upside-down frightening Van der Graaf Grimacite glaive	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	electrified Grimacite greaves of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	stylish Grimacite garter of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	executive Grimacite galoshes of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	Grimacite gorget of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Grimacite guayabera of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	scorching Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
1548	supercharged experienced Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1549	MSG	0		
1550	tumbling aromatic second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1551	aged distilled bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5	awesome	
1552	acceptable irresponsibly strong shaking bottle of Definit	8	good	
1553	lousy bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	decent	
1554	perfectly mixed blinking bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	EPIC	
1555	practically non-alcoholic delicious bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1	awesome	
1556	triple-distilled special bad boxed champagne	7	decent	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 30
1557	adequate kumquat	3	good	
1558	moldy tangerine	3	crappy	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	stale cocktail onion	3	decent	
1561	adequate raspberry	3	good	
1562	normal super-sized kiwi	5	good	
1563	triple-distilled mediocre whiskey bittersweet	10	decent	
1564	watered-down artisanal bouncing squat mimosette	2	EPIC	
1565	tolerable tequila sunset	3	good	
1566	artisanal shaking zmobie	3	EPIC	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	acceptable watered-down gin and tonic	2	good	
1568	high-proof bad vodka and tonic	10	decent	
1569	mediocre vodka gibson	3	decent	
1570	weak bad gibson	2	decent	
1571	acceptable parisian cathouse	4	good	
1572	perfectly mixed weak purple bouncing rabbit punch	2	EPIC	
1573	delicious weak pulsating caipifruta	2	awesome	
1574	perfectly mixed upside-down teqiwila	3	EPIC	
1575	distilled acceptable Divine	5	good	
1576	distilled tolerable tumbling Gordon Bennett	5	good	
1577	mediocre tangarita	4	decent	
1578	practically non-alcoholic artisanal mandarina colada	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1579	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed gimlet	9	EPIC	
1580	smooth ghostly brick road	3	awesome	
1581	mediocre upside-down vodka stratocaster	3	decent	
1582	delicious Neuromancer	4	awesome	
1583	perfectly mixed watered-down fuchsia prussian cathouse	2	super ultra EPIC	
1584	tolerable blurry Mae West	4	good	
1585	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Mon Tiki	1	good	
1586	boozy artisanal teqiwila slammer	5	EPIC	
1587	decent Knob lo mein	3	good	
1588	miniature normal asparagus lo mein	2	good	
1589	diet decent tumbling Knoll lo mein	1	good	
1590	flavorless lo mein	3	decent	
1591	rotten olive lo mein	4	crappy	
1592	toothsome hot hi mein	3	awesome	
1593	enchanted moldy small blinking hi mein	2	crappy	Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 50
1594	spoiled hi mein	3	crappy	
1595	small delicious hi mein	2	awesome	
1596	spoiled sleazy hi mein	4	crappy	
1597	Junior LAAAAME merit badge of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	studded Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	hand-crafted tangarita with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1601	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic shaking ghostly mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	EPIC	
1602	practically non-alcoholic aged blinking lime green prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1	awesome	
1603	artisanal skewed Mae West with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1604	denatured skewed astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	powdered blinking ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 20
1607	chilled ionized huge libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 62
1608	magnetized magnetized extra-unsweetened eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 24
1609	electrified dry squat perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 67
1610	anodized eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 39
1611	oxidized red potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 65
1612	polarized wobbly concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
1613	coffin lid of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1614	bouncing lard-coated satin shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1615	shaking scorching Cerebral Cloche	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	coward's Cerebral Culottes	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	scorching Da Vinci's stylish Cerebral Crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	shaking homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	magnetized quadruple-quantum squat astral mushroom	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	squat badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	flattened extra-pickled blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	nitrogenated pickled mirror green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	unsweetened vacuum-sealed orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	polymerized flattened gray purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	corrupted shaking tumbling maroon pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	thinker's raspberry beret	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	cyan wobbly beefcake's pixel shield	0		Muscle: +25
1631	jittery beer cartilage	0		
1632	upside-down Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic around the world	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1635	jittery tumbling scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	blue Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	dry mirror lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 69
1638	pressed galvanized lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 51
1639	liquefied concentrated lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 23
1640	extra-Vulcanized wet lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 48
1641	polarized lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 19
1642	artisanal Grimacite Bock	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	bite-sized decent wedge of gray cheese	1	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	spinning hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	narrow wobbly milk of magnesium	0		
1651	fancy small adequate pulsating foie gras	2	good	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 40
1652	unsweetened vacuum-sealed candy brain	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	olive nippy Samson's slick jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	blurry Herculean stylish wad of Crovacite	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1
1655	horrifying crafty collar	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	squat Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	frightening Radio KoL Keychain	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1662	mirror Herculean Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1663	groovy Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1664	Jim Carey's Radio KoL Maracas	0		Monster Level: +25
1665	miser's Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Meat Drop: +10
1666	inspector's Radio KoL Patch	0		Item Drop: +15
1667	wobbly perfumed Cat-Herding Prod	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1668	fireproof star boomerang	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1669	star stiletto of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1670	spinning fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	grave robbing shovel of wisdom of horror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1674	veiny superhero mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	huge pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	blinking Van der Graaf sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1680	flame-wreathed MacGyver's staff	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1681	padded experienced bubblewrap sword	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20
1682	stiffened beefy bubblewrap staff	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
1683	baleful Socratic bubblewrap crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25
1684	sharpshooter's wicked styrofoam sword	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1685	inspector's Tesla styrofoam staff	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1686	censurious scorching styrofoam crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1687	fuchsia skewed Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	blinking lime green wool Temple Grandin's crossbow	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +1
1689	greasy ribbon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	Jack Frost's discarded bottlecap of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	therapeutic fortified discarded torn-up glove	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	enhanced blurry salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 66
1693	galvanized twirling eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 60
1694	denatured vacuum-sealed spinning shaking Frogade	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 36
1695	quadruple-frozen anodized papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 35
1696	miniature flavorless royal jelly taco	2	decent	
1697	flavorless tofu taco	4	decent	
1698	spoiled wobbly jumping bean taco	3	crappy	
1699	rotten jumbo shaking blue twirling catgut taco	5	crappy	
1700	big toothsome goat cheese taco	5	awesome	
1701	small rotten pr0n taco	2	crappy	
1702	Vulcanized quadruple-moist alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 25
1703	pulsating Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	pulsating flaregun	0		
1706	lime green upside-down Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf personal trainer's sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1707	dog trainer's smooth flypaper staff of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1708	beefcake's beefy grease gun of incineration	0		Muscle: 35, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1709	lightning-fast mansplainer's sword of static of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
1710	Sherlock's foul-smelling wiffle-flail of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7
1711	chilly Annie Oakley's banded bubble bauble bow	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5
1712	Annie Oakley's healthy Herculean Frost™ brand sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1713	careful thinker's squeaky staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10
1714	toasty Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's can cannon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5
1715	auspicious starchy sword	0		Item Drop: +10
1716	auspicious starchy staff	0		Item Drop: +10
1717	teal starchy crossbow of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1718	smartaleck's pestoblade of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1719	miser's poutine pole of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
1720	blue aromatic curdflinger of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100
1721	skewed skewed electrified muculent machete of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1722	stiffened glistening staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Candy Drop: +100
1723	huge twirling rosewater-soaked chaotic repeating crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	hardy dense meat sword	0		Maximum HP: +50
1729	wool dense meat staff	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1730	stiffened dense meat crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1731	experienced Spirit Precipice of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1732	Usain Bolt's Oprah's smoldering staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80
1733	nasty sizzling MacGyver's hot cross bow	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
1734	beefy sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the brazier	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
1735	fortified Rosewater's meatspout staff of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1736	Jack Frost's healthy carob cannon of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: 75
1737	blue reassuring scorching razor-sharp shuddersword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
1738	reassuring shellacked hairy staff of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
1739	gray miser's forbidden Socratic projectile icemaker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10
1740	healthy banded buffalo blade of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
1741	stanky nasty cheesestick	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1742	miser's quilted potato pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +10
1743	prompt savory sword	0		Adventures: +3
1744	savory staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1745	mirror huge curative savory crossbow	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1746	yellow blinking MacGyver's curative Super Magic Power Sword X of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1747	beefy soylent staff of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +25
1748	huge fortified Samson's goulauncher	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +60
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Fonzie's Gnollish pie server	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1751	blurry flame-retardant Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1752	padded Knob Goblin spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1753	jack flapper of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1754	steel-toed filthy pestle	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1755	blurry aromatic Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1756	blinking healthy huge spoon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1757	wobbly padded pizza cutter	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1758	mansplainer's star spatula	0		Monster Level: +15
1759	flame-wreathed Da Vinci's foon of fulmination	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1760	Sherlock's foon of frigidity of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1761	friendly smartaleck's foon of foulness	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3
1762	tumbling resourceful thinker's foon of fearfulness	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +50
1763	zippy veiny foon of fleshiness	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +20
1764	wobbly Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	bouncing Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	shaking Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	skewed pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	tasty fricasseed brains	3	awesome	
1770	decent upside-down brains casserole	4	good	
1771	smartaleck's butcherknife	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1772	wobbly deadly corn holder	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1773	squat rosy-cheeked eggbeater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1774	artisanal bottle of popskull	3	EPIC	
1775	dishrag of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1776	decent tiny teal stale baguette	1	good	
1777	tumbling leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	decent bouncing dinner	4	good	
1779	cyan katana of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Synergetic
1780	Samson's ram stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1781	occult enchantlers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	yellow resourceful experienced ram-battering staff	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +50
1783	miniature toothsome crazy Turkish delight	2	awesome	
1784	nasty sharpshooter's Snow Queen Crown	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	blinking resourceful arcane researcher's ga-ga radio of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	nitrogenated magnetized wobbly bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 37
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	lousy practically non-alcoholic Ram's Face Lager	1	decent	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	family-friendly ruddy Travoltan trousers of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	wobbly deadly pool cue of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1794	wet upside-down handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 49
1795	blue bouncing Jeselnik's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	twirling bouncing bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	spinning misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	shaking pile of animal bones	0		
1799	bouncing blurry animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	jittery first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	teal blurry second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	cyan huge third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	red fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	tumbling seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	pulsating first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	blinking sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	pulsating eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	mirror ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	skewed blinking tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	upside-down eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	upside-down twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	shaking first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	gray fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	wobbly fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	bouncing sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	spinning skewed second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	squat fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	maroon fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	red seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	teal left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	jittery blinking left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	wobbly left seventh rib	0		
1846	tumbling left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	cyan left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	wobbly right first rib	0		
1852	blinking right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	yellow right fourth rib	0		
1855	jittery right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	blinking right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	fuchsia pulsating right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	blue left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	twirling left clavicle	0		
1867	tumbling mirror right clavicle	0		
1868	squat left humerus	0		
1869	twirling right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	pulsating gray left ulna	0		
1873	green right ulna	0		
1874	skewed left femur	0		
1875	pulsating red right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	pulsating right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	spinning left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	blurry right thumb	0		
1892	ghostly left first rear claw	0		
1893	maroon pulsating left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	rosy-cheeked 1-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1901	brawny wizardly 2-ball	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20
1902	perfumed sizzling 3-ball	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
1903	4-ball of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1904	grievous supercool 5-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1905	narrow wobbly stiffened 6-ball of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15
1906	green smelly 7-ball	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1907	maroon 8-ball	0		
1910	spinning electrified baleful Samson's clockwork sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1911	pulsating chilly cool strapping clockwork staff	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +5
1912	upside-down nippy electrified clockwork crossbow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	mirror coin purse	0		
1919	twirling English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	dance instructor's wakizashi	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	pulsating roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	jittery tattered snake standard	0		
1926	jittery KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	aromatic greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	helmet of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	wobbly hale deadly spear	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Breakable
1932	fuchsia Herculean shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Breakable
1933	green tumbling horrifying pitchfork	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1934	careful broken sword	0		Monster Level: -10
1935	pulsating ribald snarling wolf shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Synergetic
1936	olive supercharged lupine sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Synergetic
1937	savvy snake shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Synergetic
1938	manspreader's serpentine sword	0		Monster Level: +10, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	family-friendly educational 9-ball of bravery	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1941	bouncing Oprah's vibrating seal pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	rosewater-soaked razor-sharp turtle brooch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	knitted noodle ring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	squat yellow family-friendly chilly saucepan earring	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	reassuring banded disco ball pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	chaotic Samson's accordion pin	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	banded worn tophat of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	Lo Pan's thinker's tap shoes	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
1949	delicious squat Manetwich	3	awesome	
1950	yellow bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	weak smooth bottle of Pinot Renoir	2	awesome	
1952	super-sized spoiled desiccated apricot	5	crappy	
1953	practically non-alcoholic drinkable pulsating flute of flat champagne	1	good	
1954	miniature stale wobbly dehydrated caviar	2	decent	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	watered-down lousy snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tumbling tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	skewed scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	unsweetened Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 32
1963	teal dance card	0		
1964	squat opera mask of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	nippy padded Amulet of Yendor	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	jittery bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	wobbly nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	cyan plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	jittery Jeselnik's shrimp fork of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25
1973	fuchsia skewed half of a memo	0		
1974	green cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	ghostly jittery gravy fairy	0		
1977	cyan gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	blue sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	squat MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	blinking undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	narrow angry cow	0		
1989	shaking teal Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	squat tumbling rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	purple squat heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	tumbling right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	pulsating Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	squat Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	purple skewed Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	mirror Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	blinking Serenity trading card	0		
2014	twirling spinning Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	spinning cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	decent cherry pie	4	good	
2021	decent half-sized mirror strawberry pie	2	good	
2022	adequate tumbling maroon lemon meringue pie	4	good	
2023	cyan Genalen™ Bottle	1	EPIC	
2024	moldy tumbling mixed wildflower greens	4	crappy	
2025	decent handful of walnuts	3	good	
2026	bite-sized yummy nutty organic salad	1	awesome	
2027	normal ghostly super salad	3	good	
2028	miniature bland wobbly tofu wonton	2	decent	
2029	gray hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	Herculean brawny Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2031	censurious didgeridooka	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2032	curative dance instructor's bullet-proof corduroys	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	miser's round sunglasses	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2034	wicker shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2035	pulsating Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	liquefied radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 47
2037	aerosolized warmed huge wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 31
2038	warmed ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 29
2039	gray x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	huge patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	bouncing exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	ghostly your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	jumbo tasty brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5	awesome	
2046	moldy frat brats	3	crappy	
2047	decent knob ka-bobs	3	good	
2049	bad huge can of Swiller	3	decent	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	narrow sunken eyes	0		
2052	cyan reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	twirling market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	flattened pulsating adder bladder	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 49
2057	twirling olive pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	irradiated Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 20
2060	upside-down foul-smelling chaotic sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
2061	avaricious helmet	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	bouncing shield of Tarzan of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2063	stale blackberry	3	decent	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	teal PADL Phone	0		
2066	squat aromatic hardened kick-ass kicks	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2067	yellow sake bomb	0		
2068	maroon tequila grenade	0		
2069	nasty beer helmet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	shaking twirling Jack Frost's wizardly distressed denim pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	perforated battle paddle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2072	aromatic savvy flashing novelty button	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
2073	yellow lard-coated glowstick of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	vibrating anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2075	spandex anniversary shorts of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	groovy jar of anniversary jam	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2077	ghostly flame-retardant bucket of anniversary lard	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2078	anniversary concrete fedora of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	upside-down Annie Oakley's makeshift turban of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	narrow family-friendly makeshift cape	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2081	sage makeshift skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	wobbly makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	pickled jittery squat bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 30
2086	mixed huge jittery bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 25
2087	compressed maroon tube of hair oil	1		
2088	diffused skewed Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 34
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	inspector's perfumed Annie Oakley's dance instructor's Samson's pilgrim shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	narrow hand mirror	0		
2093	dog trainer's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2094	decent diet ballroom blintz	1	good	
2095	yellow pulsating towel	0		
2096	boiled narrow red tumbling guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 15
2097	pulsating wobbly Usain Bolt's 17-ball	0		Initiative: +80
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	huge hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	skewed greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	green non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	blue tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	shaking wheel of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	ghostly yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	wobbly beefy prehistoric spear	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	skewed spinning stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	wobbly wizardly fire of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	mirror lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	twirling Grateful Undead T-shirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2121	supercharged ASCII shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2122	cyan chilly brawny safety vest	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5
2123	gravedigger's eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2125	knitted Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2126	narrow upside-down bronze breastplate of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20
2127	lightning-fast mansplainer's hat hacker T-shirt	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +40
2128	spinning vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	squat energetic killer rag doll	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	family-friendly incredibly marionette	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	blue dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	Tesla mad scientist's sock monkey	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	olive twirling alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	green lion tamer's vampire duck-on-a-string of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	ghostly razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	bouncing toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	shaking length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	bouncing teal jittery block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	pulsating evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	shaking evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	spinning toothsome rock	0		
2149	spoiled frank	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	small spoiled plate of franks and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	acceptable shot of blackberry schnapps	4	good	
2152	lime green capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	blinking high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	yellow pulsating recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	mirror atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	bouncing blurry ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	horrifying MacGyver's toy ray gun	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	huge groovy toy space helmet of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	horrifying banded astronaut pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	strapping toy jet pack	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	ghostly triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	Herculean obsidian dagger	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	twirling pulsating Harold's hammer	0		
2185	huge censurious Kiss the Knob apron	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	drinkable flask of peppermint schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	massive adequate enchanted candy stake	8	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	delicious practically non-alcoholic skewed purple eggnog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	rotten unspeakable fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	normal gingerbread horror	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	moist warmed bouncing but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	flavorless bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	flavorless mirror skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	tasty purple tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	groovy plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	tumbling plastic yuletide troll of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	skewed plastic skeletal reindeer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	pulsating MacGyver's plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	cyan plastic Scream Queen of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	pulsating time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Fonzie's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	bouncing Samson's bobble-hip hula elf doll of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	toasty Crimbo ukulele	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	asbestos-lined nippy Tiki lighter	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	tumbling double-paned hardy deck of tropical cards	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	tropical paperweight of horror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	skewed tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	ghostly skewed hardened Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	supercool Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	decent super ka-bob	3	good	
2218	normal gigantic jittery beer basted brat	7	good	
2219	fuchsia zippy Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	energized quantum skewed and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	liar's pants of the bloodbag of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	stanky Temple Grandin's juggler's balls	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	supercool pink shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	twirling familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	Samson's savvy evil eyeball pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	aerosolized pressed arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	dry lime green cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	Vulcanized energized toad horn	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	yellow icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	cyan smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	forbidden bow tie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Clowniness: 75
2234	jittery calavera concertina of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Song Duration: 7
2235	greedy ratarang of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
2236	magnetized teal mirror turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 14
2237	shaking maroon pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	squat pygmy nose-bone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2239	huge jittery gravedigger's bad voodoo mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	narrow upside-down bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	narrow supercharged pygmy spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2242	moist irradiated blinking pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 47
2243	steel-toed smartaleck's headhunter necktie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2244	Temple Grandin's coward's pointed stick	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7
2245	blurry nasty knobby helmet turtle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	blue knobby kneepads of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2247	quilted sewer turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2248	Annie Oakley's resourceful sebaceous shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2249	blurry occult skeletortoise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	dangerous box turtle	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2252	medical-grade box turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2253	brainy bottlecap turtle of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +25
2254	stanky wizardly bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	cool furry turtle	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	Socratic furry earmuffs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2257	stiffened deadly reinforced furry underpants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1
2258	shaking "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	huge hard rock candy	0		
2261	spinning hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	miniature bland stunt nuts	2	decent	
2265	moldy wet stew	4	crappy	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	squat Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2269	bland shaking ghostly green sausage wonton	3	decent	
2270	auspicious knitted belt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2271	special bad bottle of Merlot	3	decent	Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 20
2272	drinkable bottle of Port	4	good	
2273	hand-crafted upside-down bottle of Pinot Noir	3	EPIC	
2274	mediocre high-proof bottle of Zinfandel	7	decent	
2275	perfectly mixed bottle of Marsala	3	EPIC	
2276	delicious tumbling bottle of Muscat	3	awesome	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	tumbling mirror Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	fuchsia Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	blurry shaking lightning-fast seal-skull helmet	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	wobbly spinning chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	slick glowstick of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	tumbling encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	jittery Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	tumbling blurry cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	huge Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	spinning marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	wobbly boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	green Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	quadruple-pressed deionized narrow candy heart	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	aerosolized dry pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	aerosolized adjusted blinking candy heart	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	deionized anodized polarized candy heart	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	boiled warmed super-improved candy heart	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	warmed blue candy heart	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	upside-down pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	blinking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	wobbly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	upside-down bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	purple worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	huge bouncing worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	bouncing stone rose	0		
2327	warmed polarized can of paint	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 57
2328	ghostly drum machine	0		
2329	twirling handful of confetti	0		
2330	twirling chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	spoiled thick mirror Better Than Cuddling Cake	5	crappy	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	mirror rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	asbestos-lined Jeselnik's pipe	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
2337	jittery frightening reinforced beaded headband	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	fancy normal small huge pudding	2	good	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 5, Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted twirling Blackfly Chardonnay	7	EPIC	
2340	hand-crafted & tan	4	EPIC	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	decent miniature gray forest cake	2	good	
2343	low-calorie stale narrow tumbling forest ham	1	decent	
2344	warmed energized filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 11
2345	liquefied dry filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 15
2346	corrupted magnetized red squat filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 59
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	lime green beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	gray fire poi of James Dean of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Food Drop: +100
2353	blinking bejeweled pledge pin of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	energized unsweetened mirror lime green mirror henna face paint	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 41
2356	non-ionized altered mirror ghostly teal tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 21
2357	skewed up-at-dawn boxer's Gaia beads	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
2358	narrow pink clay bead	0		
2359	tumbling clay bead	0		
2360	upside-down clay bead	0		
2361	twirling rosewater-soaked hippy medical kit of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2362	supercool brainy Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20
2363	spinning hale longhaired hippy wig of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	purple perfumed Zim Merman's guitar	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2365	scorching C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Hot Damage: +25
2366	green smelly peel hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	shaking Jack Frost's brawny flowing hippy skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	maroon filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	tiny rotten banana	1	crappy	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	bite-sized yummy shaking banana cream pie	1	awesome	
2376	drinkable distilled banana daiquiri	5	good	
2377	mediocre bungle in the jungle	3	decent	
2378	spinning banana spritzer	0		
2379	quadruple-galvanized banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 11
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	blinking class ring	0		
2384	skewed class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	twirling careful boxer's keg shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
2387	finger of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2388	steel-toed hardened war tongs	0		Damage Reduction: 12
2389	tumbling Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	blue Rosewater's asbestos apron	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2391	MacGyver's beaten-up Chucks	0		Maximum MP: +100
2392	ghostly arcane researcher's natty ascot	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2393	wreath of laurels of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	crafty dance instructor's Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	jittery forbidden tube sock	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	spinning depantsing bomb	0		
2398	blurry energy drink IV of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2399	spinning crafty dance instructor's Elmley shades	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	banded grievous beer bong	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	wobbly rock band flyers	0		
2406	jittery Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	spinning discarded pacifier	0		
2416	hardy bounty-hunting helmet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	pulsating fireproof bounty-hunting rifle	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2418	mirror scandalous bounty-hunting pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	galvanized tarnished tumbling bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 64
2420	polymerized teal teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 61
2421	energized pressed shaking shaking bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 62
2422	galvanized anodized deionized irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 37
2423	triple-corrupted extra-improved Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 24
2424	diffused twirling cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 25
2425	super-tarnished can of spinach	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 54
2426	altered lime green twirling fire flower	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 40
2427	activated spinning freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 13
2428	corrupted spinning fake blood	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 29
2429	colloidal cold-filtered huge Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 49
2430	wet triple-tarnished non-quantum jittery bag of lard	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 33
2431	adjusted squat blurry bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 60
2432	ionized SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 66
2433	wet mirror bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 17
2434	colloidal pressed eyedrops	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 25
2435	diffused concentrated maroon jittery Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 54
2436	ionized ghostly wobbly donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 49
2437	bouncing purple squat New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	huge unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	yellow blinking up-at-dawn greasy pink glowstick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	strong smooth Supernova Champagne	5	awesome	
2445	cyan Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	tumbling hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	jittery tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	upside-down six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	wholesome goatskin umbrella	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2452	twirling blinking manspreader's wool hat of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	twirling Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	veiny shellacked belt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2455	quilted bar whip	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2456	barskin buckler of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2457	blinking Tesla whip	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2458	skewed perfumed barskin loincloth	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	beefcake's tighty whiteys	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	medical-grade yak toupee	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	shaking odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	spinning upside-down Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	spoiled gigantic mirror bowl of Bounty-Os	9	crappy	
2465	hand-crafted Oreille Divisée brandy	3	EPIC	
2466	pulsating pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	wobbly stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	double-paned wholesome clown wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	blue personal trainer's clownskin belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Clowniness: 50
2477	rosy-cheeked clownskin buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Clowniness: 50
2478	ruddy clown whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	Oprah's demon-horned hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	wizardly demon buckler	0		Mysticality: +25
2482	experienced demon whip of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2483	pulsating flame-retardant barskin cloak	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2484	maroon crafty Da Vinci's snakeskin duster	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10
2485	twirling flame-retardant strapping clownskin harness	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50
2486	forbidden demonskin jacket of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50
2487	padded hipposkin poncho	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2488	Da Vinci's yak anorak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2489	ribald tuxedo shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2490	double-paned gnauga hide vest of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
2491	gray shirt kit	0		
2492	huge tropical orchid	0		
2493	twirling stick of dynamite	0		
2494	smelly occult Necrotelicomnicon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2495	Oprah's Cookbook of the Damned of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25
2496	groovy Sinful Desires of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	shaking molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	jittery molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	mirror extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	olive precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	Samson's beach glass necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2509	peace-sign necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2510	gravedigger's resourceful round sunglasses	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2511	ghostly Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	manspreader's padded spark plug earring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10
2514	yellow skewed avaricious fireproof woven baling wire bracelets	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
2515	mirror maroon mirror coward's shellacked gearbox necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20
2516	gray pulsating steel-toed personal trainer's wrench bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9
2517	gray careful chain necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10
2518	smelly sawblade shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2519	perfectly mixed teal McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	EPIC	
2520	drinkable melted Jell-o shot	4	good	
2521	weak aged cruelty-free wine	2	awesome	
2522	delicious pulsating thistle wine	3	awesome	
2523	spinning megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	spoiled gray tumbling fish	4	crappy	
2526	flavorless fish casserole	4	decent	
2527	spoiled cyan fish lasagna	3	crappy	
2528	ghostly filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	adequate gnatloaf	4	good	
2530	yummy gnatloaf casserole	4	awesome	
2531	tasty massive gnat lasagna	6	awesome	
2532	pork	0		
2533	bland upside-down pork chop sandwiches	3	decent	
2534	decent pork casserole	4	good	
2535	decent shaking pork lasagna	3	good	
2536	wobbly canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	foul-smelling Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	pickled lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	extra-liquefied blurry tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	boiled bouncing begpwnia	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	liquefied upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	vacuum-sealed pulsating olive half-orchid	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	Sherlock's tin star	0		Item Drop: 30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	rock-hard dangerous outrageous sombrero	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	wobbly MacGyver's Rosewater's "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	maroon tumbling Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	upside-down vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	teal high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	groovy Shagadelic Disco Banjo of extreme caution of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	knitted manspreader's Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	stiffened Chelonian Morningstar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	bouncing twirling foul-smelling Hammer of Smiting of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	dog trainer's Da Vinci's 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	rosy-cheeked Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the empath of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	jittery shaking half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	shaking can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	teal Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	chilled ant agonist	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 57
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	squat ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ghostly ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	squat cyan ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	twirling wicked Sinatra's cactus quill	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5
2578	red aromatic Staff of the Short Order Cook of the wise owl of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
2579	spoiled cactus fruit	4	crappy	
2580	frosty Jim Carey's scorpion whip	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	blinking jittery brick of sand	0		
2583	miniature decent centipede eggs	2	good	
2584	sharpshooter's wonderwall shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2585	teal Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2586	green aromatic General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2587	twirling executive Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Meat Drop: +40
2588	scorching Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Hot Damage: +25
2589	half-sized rotten hot date	2	crappy	
2590	practically non-alcoholic bad distilled fortified wine	1	decent	
2591	stale blurry tasty tart	4	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	tiny stale red Knob pasty	1	decent	
2594	aged practically non-alcoholic thermos full of Knob coffee	1	awesome	
2595	polarized aerosolized wobbly Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 47
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	avaricious aromatic Staff of the Midnight Snack of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
2602	maroon wobbly fireproof banded groovy Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	Rosewater's Tuesday's ruby	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	spinning steel-toed palm-frond whip	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2608	pulsating palm-frond net	0		
2609	Tesla stylish palm-frond capris	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	squat auspicious extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	spinning rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	special rotten half-sized jittery savoy truffle	2	crappy	Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 10
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	miser's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2619	shaking jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	bite-sized stale unidentified jerky	1	decent	
2621	weightlifter's nasty rat mask of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	blinking grievous smartaleck's ratskin belt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2623	squat friendly supercharged rattail whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3
2624	bat hat of temperance of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	Jeselnik's bat whip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
2626	stiffened Da Vinci's bat-ass jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1
2627	lime green Fonzie's strapping catskin cap	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	supercharged catskin buckler of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2629	purple upside-down brainy tail o' nine cats of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +25
2630	wobbly Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	polymerized mirror gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 36
2632	polarized chilled mother's helper	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 55
2633	huge ghostly experienced pat-a-cake pendant of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	MacGyver's mummy mask	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	toasty extremely unsafe gauze shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gray gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	healthy studded greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	blue nasty brainy cowboy hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	vibrating therapeutic Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2643	upside-down clever happiness	0		Maximum MP: +20
2644	teal squat feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	spinning spinning fetid feather	0		
2648	squat flirtatious feather	0		
2649	supercharged Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	narrow pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	yummy small S.T.L.T.	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	adequate honey-dew	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	fancy hand-crafted narrow Xanadian	3	EPIC	Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	flattened triple-dry purple bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	flame-retardant Tesla Drowsy Sword	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2657	spoiled escargotsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	enchanted lousy practically non-alcoholic blurry bottle of realpagne	1	decent	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	wobbly aromatic albatross necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	powdered green not-a-pipe	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	perfectly mixed flask of Amontillado	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	energetic ball mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	coward's Can-Can skirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	non-cold-filtered sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	oxidized boiled upside-down bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	anodized wobbly bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	frozen ghostly spiky collar	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	diluted blurry can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	dehydrated blurry patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	mixed tumbling upside-down Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	special drinkable irresponsibly strong squat shot of nepenthe schnapps	8	good	Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	dry mirror bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	compressed handful of moss	1		
2676	boiled blinking yellow shaking bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	powdered tumbling protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	aerosolized cold-filtered sparkler	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 35
2680	activated ghostly tumbling snake	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 68, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	alkaline warmed tumbling M-242	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 28
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	coward's cool armgun	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	wobbly commemorative war stein	0		
2687	huge stone frisbee	0		
2688	twirling hale wicked dreadlock whip of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Food Drop: +100
2689	mirror skewed weightlifter's beer-a-pult of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20
2690	olive censurious cast-iron legacy paddle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2691	adequate skewed handful of nuts and berries	3	good	
2692	mirror razor-sharp Socratic driftwood sculpture	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2693	gray inspector's personal trainer's massive sitar	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +15
2694	red huge prompt flame-retardant scorching stone baseball cap	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	special hand-crafted cup of beer	4	EPIC	Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 15
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	mansplainer's experienced duct tape shirt	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15
2700	maroon auspicious duct tape fedora of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	groovy slick duct tape sword	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
2702	upside-down educational sage duct tape dockers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	deadly duct tape buckler	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	studded sage blackberry slippers of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2706	ghostly smelly blackberry moccasins of bravery of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2707	green flame-wreathed steel-toed blackberry combat boots of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2708	irradiated funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 50
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	denatured narrow facepaint	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 47
2712	liquefied mirror blinking upside-down sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51
2713	enhanced dry Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 45
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	tumbling sausage bomb	0		
2716	mirror blinking clever Rosewater's battered hubcap of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +60
2717	up-at-dawn MacGyver's hood ornament of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	green nasty rosy-cheeked hand-carved bokken of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5
2720	smelly nippy hale hand-carved bow	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2721	coward's manspreader's stiffened hand-carved staff	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10
2722	arcane researcher's slick thinker's Staff of the Greasefire of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2723	razor-sharp weightlifter's Staff of the Grand Flambé of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2724	flavorless bowl of rye sprouts	3	decent	
2725	normal miniature cob of corn	2	good	
2726	enchanted normal juniper berries	3	good	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 25
2727	moldy plum	3	crappy	
2728	stale pear	3	decent	
2729	flavorless peach	3	decent	
2730	perfectly mixed plum wine	3	EPIC	
2731	spirit-forward tolerable shaking cyan shot of pear schnapps	5	good	
2732	acceptable fuchsia shot of peach schnapps	4	good	
2733	decent big bunch of square grapes	5	good	
2734	half-sized delicious mirror brown sugar cane	2	awesome	
2735	flavorless sandwich of the gods	3	decent	
2736	practically non-alcoholic lousy ghostly Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1	decent	
2737	dried red leopard-print barbell	1	good	
2738	narrow pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	magnetized magnetized spinning panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 44
2740	lion tamer's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of doom of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
2741	weak hand-crafted boilermaker	2	EPIC	
2742	moldy miniature steel lasagna	2	quest	
2743	tolerable steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	denatured steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
2745	alkaline denatured narrow gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 50
2746	activated double-quantum skewed spinning extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 34
2747	blue chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	mirror Jim Carey's furniture dolly	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2749	resourceful wholesome Staff of the Grease Trap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50
2750	family-friendly brainy Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2751	twirling fireproof wicked Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2752	cyan manspreader's Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2753	huge coward's fortified Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2754	frightening hardy Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2755	narrow miser's brawny Iron Beta of Industry	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2756	fuchsia friendly Copper Alpha of Sincerity of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2757	blurry weightlifter's Red Balloon of Valor of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2758	twirling occult Purple Horseshoe of Honor of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2759	pulsating cyan Jeselnik's Blue Diamond of Honesty of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2760	rock-hard Green Clover of Justice of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2761	jittery Tesla Yellow Moon of Compassion of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2762	Temple Grandin's Orange Star of Sacrifice of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2763	wobbly personal trainer's Pink Heart of Spirit of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
2764	ghostly teal scandalous frosty sharpshooter's Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2765	maroon Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	decent enchanted Crimbo pie	4	good	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 20
2768	low-calorie normal pear tart	1	good	
2769	stale peach pie	4	decent	
2770	unsweetened blurry chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 17
2771	altered deionized handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 11
2772	huge steamy ruby	0		
2773	bouncing glacial sapphire	0		
2774	jittery unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	pulsating tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	narrow toasty groovy filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5
2778	twirling aromatic cool filigreed hamethyst necklace of the brazier	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2779	avaricious clever steel-toed filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2780	rosy-cheeked shellacked baconstone earring of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2781	frightening curative baconstone necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2782	mirror Herculean baconstone ring of terror of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2783	bouncing frosty pulled porquoise earring of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2784	Jeselnik's pulled porquoise pendant of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2785	blurry Socratic slick pulled porquoise ring of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2786	green smartaleck's Earring of Fire of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2787	mirror Pendant of Fire of the cougar of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2788	blurry lard-coated Ring of Fire of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2789	careful Herculean Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2790	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2791	tumbling olive weightlifter's Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the brute	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2792	Jeselnik's hale Unspeakable Earring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2793	purple Van der Graaf Choker of the Ultragoth of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2794	green Jim Carey's smartaleck's The Ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2795	resourceful veiny Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
2796	frightening Putrid Pendant of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2797	reassuring personal trainer's Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2798	sinister Mudflap-Girl Earring of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2799	friendly therapeutic Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2800	blurry stiffened Mudflap-Girl Ring of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	twirling flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	super-dry extra-pickled vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 65
2805	quadruple-chilled polarized alkaline pulsating vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 47
2806	deionized corrupted vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 60
2807	polarized adjusted flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 59
2808	quadruple-polymerized vacuum-sealed flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 18
2809	enhanced diffused pulsating flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 60
2810	colloidal alkaline pickled jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 57
2811	cold-filtered electrified twirling jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 11
2812	aerosolized blinking jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 17
2813	crafty Beret of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +7, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	rosewater-soaked nasty Van der Graaf Bludgeon	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Brimstone
2815	nippy veiny Bunker of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Brimstone
2816	fireproof vibrating Fonzie's Boxers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	gray rosy-cheeked rock-hard Socratic Brooch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	Sherlock's lion tamer's therapeutic Bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	sharpshooter's Grimacite gasmask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	electrified beefy Grimacite gat	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	electrified forbidden Grimacite gaiters	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	grievous educational Grimacite gauntlets	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	sharpshooter's smooth Grimacite go-go boots	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	shaking flame-wreathed arcane researcher's Grimacite girdle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	blurry miser's Grimacite gown	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	prompt banded Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: 10
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	narrow really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	upside-down huge star key lime	0		
2832	yummy pulsating digital key lime pie	4	awesome	
2833	flavorless star key lime pie	3	decent	
2834	censurious double-paned studded bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	indie comic hipster glasses of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	flame-wreathed glowstick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	gray pulsating Temple Grandin's Periodical Paintbrush	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only
2840	acceptable bottle of cooking sherry	3	good	
2841	moldy upside-down packet of ketchup	3	crappy	
2842	bad accidental cider	3	decent	
2843	spoiled immense dire fudgesicle	9	crappy	
2844	Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined baleful navel ring of navel gazing of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	narrow plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	ghostly Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2848	pulsating Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	bad weak moonberry wine cooler	2	decent	
2851	snack-sized moldy pulsating lime green fine aged cheddarwurst	2	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	red bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	fuchsia miser's huge mosquito proboscis of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +100
2856	wet energized swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 31
2857	ionized diffused green seegar butt	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 34
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	padded beefy witch wart	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +20
2860	adequate swamp muck	3	good	
2861	miser's curative leechknife of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	adjusted lime green dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	jittery reassuring Socratic beaver spear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
2866	maroon Tesla shamanic beads of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2867	Usain Bolt's clever dilapidated wizard hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	galvanized narrow pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 12
2869	double-activated galvanized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 29
2870	Vulcanized aerosolized enhanced green pirate tract	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 61
2871	bouncing burnt flower	0		
2872	scorching plastic Naughty Sorceress of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
2873	sharpshooter's plastic Ed the Undying of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100
2874	slick plastic Lord Spookyraven of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2875	therapeutic plastic Dr. Awkward	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2876	Fonzie's plastic protector spectre	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2877	brainy plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Mysticality: +5
2878	plastic Boss Bat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2879	ghostly sinister plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Spell Damage: +10
2880	twirling therapeutic plastic Bonerdagon	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2881	tumbling chilly plastic The Man	0		Cold Damage: +5
2882	weightlifter's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Muscle: +15
2883	stiffened plastic Felonia	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2884	censurious plastic Beelzebozo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2885	blinking plastic conservationist hippy of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2886	spinning dangerous plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2887	shaking plastic angry bugbear of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2888	teal wicked plastic anime smiley	0		Spell Damage: +5
2889	narrow dance instructor's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2890	clever plastic astronomer	0		Maximum MP: +20
2891	manspreader's plastic beanbat	0		Monster Level: +10
2892	wobbly plastic blooper of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2893	blinking rosewater-soaked plastic brainsweeper	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2894	plastic briefcase bat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2895	ribald plastic demoninja	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2896	plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2897	upside-down therapeutic plastic drunk goat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2898	rosewater-soaked plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2899	blue supercharged plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2900	extremely unsafe plastic handsome mariachi	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2902	toasty plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Hot Damage: +5
2903	personal trainer's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2904	hardened plastic Knott Yeti	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2905	bouncing chaotic plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2906	resourceful plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Maximum MP: +50
2907	Rosewater's plastic ninja snowman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2908	beefcake's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Muscle: +25
2909	plastic G Imp of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2910	red bouncing plastic goth of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2911	shaking avaricious plastic cubist bull	0		Meat Drop: +30
2912	wool plastic scary clown	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2913	pulsating baleful plastic smarmy pirate	0		Spell Damage: +25
2914	dance instructor's plastic spiny skelelton	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2915	clever plastic Spam Witch	0		Maximum MP: +20
2916	tumbling green brainy plastic vampire	0		Mysticality: +5
2917	plastic taco cat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2918	beefy plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Muscle: +10
2919	supercool plastic warwelf	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2920	plastic whitesnake of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2921	thinker's plastic XXX pr0n	0		Mysticality: +10
2922	nippy plastic zmobie	0		Cold Damage: +10
2923	arcane researcher's plastic Protagonist	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2924	gray Temple Grandin's plastic Spunky Princess	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2925	groovy plastic topiary golem	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2926	squat sizzling plastic senile lihc	0		Hot Damage: +10
2927	blue razor-sharp plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2928	jittery weightlifter's plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Muscle: +15
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2930	ghostly plastic Axe Wound of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2931	twirling grievous plastic Hellion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2932	tumbling perfumed plastic Black Knight	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2933	blinking nippy plastic pair of tweezers	0		Cold Damage: +10
2934	spinning purple fireproof plastic fruit golem	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2935	teal squat Rosewater's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	tumbling siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	blinking unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	stale enchanted Surprise Egg	3	decent	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 50
2941	denatured Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 28
2942	nitrogenated aerosolized spinning chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 62
2943	adjusted Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 53
2945	knitted dog trainer's party hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	Lo Pan's grievous V for Vivala mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	smooth shot of rotgut	3	awesome	
2949	frozen ghostly jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 34
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	wobbly Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	aromatic Newton's glowstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	frosty tip jar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2955	tiny normal tumbling yam candy	1	good	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	snack-sized flavorless tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2	decent	
2959	auspicious rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Item Drop: +10
2960	huge moldy single-serving herbal stuffing	7	crappy	
2961	stale half-sized tumbling packet of tofurkey gravy	2	decent	
2962	super-sized spoiled bouncing tofurkey nugget	5	crappy	
2963	bouncing rigging shampoo	0		
2964	tumbling ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	dry quantum blinking huge wobbly Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 16
2968	adjusted triple-denatured Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 61
2969	stale fancy skewed maroon creamsicle	4	decent	Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 40
2970	bad bouncing cream stout	4	decent	
2971	shaking knitted curmudgel of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	grumpy man charrrm bracelet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	padded tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2976	hand-crafted bilge wine	3	EPIC	
2977	witty rapier of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2978	yohohoyo of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3
2979	warmed lime green fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 60
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	skewed wool booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	squat cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	banded dance instructor's tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2988	olive bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	avaricious clingfilm trousers	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	mirror hardened clingfilm cap of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	Fonzie's clingfilm slippers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2992	ghostly clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	flavorless vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3	decent	
2994	corrupted true grit	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 15
2995	skewed foul-smelling buoybottoms of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	slick grungy flannel shirt	0		Moxie: +10
2997	stylish grungy bandana of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	wobbly grassy cutlass of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	squat crafty pegleg	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
3002	frosty lamé pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	padded enormous hoop earring	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3004	costume sword of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	thinker's rainbow pearl earring of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	red skewed perfumed baleful rainbow pearl necklace	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	stanky personal trainer's rainbow pearl ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	ghostly smelly personal trainer's Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3010	weightlifter's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3
3011	skewed sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	fuchsia simple key	0		
3014	yellow ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	huge ornate chest	0		
3018	teal gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	squat medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	mirror stone pyramid	0		
3025	lousy corpse on the beach	3	decent	
3026	bad corpsetini	4	decent	
3027	perfectly mixed gray corpsedriver	3	super EPIC	
3028	mediocre Corpse Island iced tea	3	decent	
3029	aged red-headed corpse	3	awesome	
3030	bad mirror kamicorpse-ee	4	decent	
3031	bad purple corpsel	3	decent	
3032	boozy hand-crafted corpsebite	5	EPIC	
3033	pirate fledges of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	big bland squat pearl onion	5	decent	
3036	bland sea biscuit	3	decent	
3037	watered-down acceptable bottle of rum	2	good	
3038	artisanal bottle of black-label rum	3	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	twirling metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	half-sized spoiled bouncing nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	spoiled lime green nanite-infested candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	rotten nanite-infested fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	practically non-alcoholic tolerable special huge nanite-infested eggnog	1	good	Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	wobbly El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	mirror pulsating blinking fortified eyepatch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	occult cutlass	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3052	zippy breeches	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	improved aerosolized candy heart	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	aerosolized altered bouncing cyan cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	spinning extremely unsafe metallic foil cat ears	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	maroon nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	ghostly iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	blinking toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	wobbly cyan brainy cyborg doll	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	skewed buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	auspicious toy maglev monorail	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	ghostly mirror dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	squat laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	wobbly laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	tumbling baleful marionette collective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	maroon thinker's borg sock monkey	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	squat double-paned Jeselnik's roboduck-on-a-string	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	fuchsia mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	upside-down zippy inspector's biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	foul-smelling healthy C.B.F.G.	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	bouncing auspicious biomechanical crimborg leg armor of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	galvanized tumbling vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	jittery gravedigger's handmade hobby horse	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	frightening ball-in-a-cup	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	censurious set of jacks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	miniature toothsome laser-broiled pear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	Annie Oakley's polyalloy shield of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	blurry fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	jittery killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	thinker's vibrating cyborg knife of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	wool immense cyborg hand of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	blurry zippy lard-coated cyborg stompin' boot of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	tumbling overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	narrow Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	teal Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	lime green old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	red narrow divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	shaking fuchsia shaking divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	ionized denatured fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 33
3125	extra-electrified aerosolized chilled olive pulsating piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 39
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	adequate enchanted roasted marshmallow	3	good	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 50
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	rotten massive tin cup of mulligan stew	10	crappy	
3132	huge fuchsia squat scandalous gravedigger's flamin' bindle	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
3133	skewed jittery twirling up-at-dawn razor-sharp freezin' bindle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +5
3134	upside-down careful stinkin' bindle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10
3135	dangerous bindle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +10
3136	greedy Newton's sleazy bindle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20
3137	electrified 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3138	Hodgman's whackin' stick of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3139	sizzling arcane researcher's Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	ghostly scorching panhandle panhandling hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	Oprah's cup of infinite pencils	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1
3143	healthy supercool Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	twirling El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	blinking tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	fuchsia El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	extra-dry fuchsia warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 51
3160	activated humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 38
3161	aerosolized El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 62
3162	skewed El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	gray tumbling El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	quantum alkaline seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 67
3169	stale turtle soup	3	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	yellow extremely unsafe evil paper umbrella	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3173	double-oxidized tarnished evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 19
3174	moldy evil boring spaghetti	3	crappy	
3175	small flavorless skewed evil noodles	2	decent	
3176	half-sized decent huge evil noodles	2	good	
3177	flavorless squat evil painful penne pasta	4	decent	
3178	snack-sized bland 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	decent	
3179	flavorless maroon evil ravioli della hippy	4	decent	
3180	spoiled half-sized evil noodles	2	crappy	
3181	anodized evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 15
3182	improved evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 12
3183	non-irradiated electrified nitrogenated narrow evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 51
3184	tarnished upside-down evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 29
3185	triple-denatured alkaline evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 11
3186	anodized spinning evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 55
3187	magnetized squat evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 49
3188	acceptable an evil sump'm sump'm	3	good	
3189	fancy acceptable evil ducha de oro	3	good	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 30
3190	irresponsibly strong special hand-crafted evil horizontal tango	9	EPIC	Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 50
3191	boozy bad ghostly evil roll in the hay	5	decent	
3192	blinking naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	shaking tumbling naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	blue naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	smelly origami pasties	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	origami riding crop of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	mirror El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	olive lump of coal	0		
3200	fuchsia lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	gravedigger's nippy thinker's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	mirror dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	spinning small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	green notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	blurry dwarvish document	0		
3213	fuchsia dwarvish paper	0		
3214	yellow dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	wobbly huge Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	fuchsia El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	blurry auspicious glowstick of the detective	0		Item Drop: 30, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	skewed yellow shaking hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	spinning gator skin	0		
3222	coward's electrified gatorskin umbrella	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	spirit-forward aged blurry bottle of sewage schnapps	5	awesome	
3226	fortified lousy bottle of Ooze-O	5	decent	
3227	flavorless C.H.U.M. chum	3	decent	
3228	tasty mirror unfortunate dumplings	3	awesome	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	chilled oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 28
3231	ruddy tattered paper crown	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	flavorless vanilla-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	jittery water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	ghostly Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	boxer's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	shaking greedy Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	Temple Grandin's crafty Ol' Scratch's ash can of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	nippy pink plastic baby	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	fuchsia dance instructor's Herculean Frosty's silk hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	yellow friendly chaotic Frosty's carrot	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	wicked extremely unsafe Frosty's nailbat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	Samson's Oscus's pelt of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	mansplainer's clever razor-sharp Wand of Oscus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	wobbly miser's MacGyver's Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	avaricious chilly Zombo's skullcap	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	upside-down bouncing huge manspreader's electrified occult Zombo's shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	blinking shellacked Zombo's grievous greaves of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	zippy chaotic educational Chester's moustache	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	wobbly dance instructor's Chester's bag of candy of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	hale savvy Chester's cutoffs	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	wobbly candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	ghostly bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	flattened modified handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 27
3269	galvanized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 57
3270	enhanced frozen skewed handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 21
3271	tumbling scorching crotchety pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	blinking supercharged Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	blinking fortified willowy bonnet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	bouncing flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	red dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	narrow black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	executive studded belt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	upside-down lime green personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	skewed personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	pulsating cyan plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	narrow avaricious stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	huge spoiled green salad	8	crappy	
3284	blurry flame-retardant medical-grade C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3285	beefy C.H.U.M. knife	0		Muscle: +10
3286	narrow quilted Frosty's snowball sack	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	huge adorable seal larva	0		
3293	lime green untamable turtle	0		
3294	lime green macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	mirror unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	spinning pretty pink bow	0		
3299	gray smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	skewed jalapeño slices	0		
3302	upside-down stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	jittery Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	skewed Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	rosy-cheeked sealskin drum	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	bouncing mirror washboard shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	Rosewater's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	curative marinara jug	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	wobbly avaricious left-handed melodica	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	powdered spinning epic wad	1	crappy	
3317	wool bottlecap	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3318	wobbly tumbling ghostly sharpshooter's corncob pipe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
3319	blurry MacGyver's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
3320	frayed rope belt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3321	ghostly packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	mayfly bait necklace of the brute of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	squat Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	red upside-down Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	smooth fortified jar of fermented pickle juice	5	awesome	
3326	powdered mirror tumbling voodoo snuff	1	good	
3327	spoiled pulsating extra-greasy slider	3	crappy	
3328	fuchsia skewed stiffened crumpled felt fedora of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	tumbling forbidden battered top-hat of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	ghostly therapeutic wizardly shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	occult weightlifter's mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	zippy toasty hobo dungarees	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	bouncing wool manspreader's patched suit-pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	twirling rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	skewed dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	medical-grade veiny dead guy's memento	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	flavorless banquet	3	decent	
3339	tumbling sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	shaking hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	ghostly comfy coffin	0		
3348	wobbly mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	smooth watered-down Ralph IX cognac	2	awesome	
3351	olive llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	spinning zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	polymerized llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	delicious big banana-frosted king cake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	squat veiny brown plastic baby	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	maroon plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	mirror delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	fuchsia stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	blinking yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	stale skewed mole molé	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	mediocre watered-down Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	polarized galvanized enhanced Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	moist concentrated digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	modified glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	twisted huge glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	boiled ghostly fuchsia glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	distilled jittery twirling glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	twisted twirling shaking glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	mixed wobbly glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	bouncing Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	mirror Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	rosewater-soaked sinister Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
3381	wobbly forbidden Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Thorns: 1
3382	Jack Frost's Ol' Scratch's manacles of the cougar of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3383	pulsating wobbly banded razor-sharp experienced Chester's sunglasses	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
3384	auspicious Rosewater's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
3385	bouncing deadly Samson's Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
3386	wool chilly Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
3387	frightening Zombo's skull ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	ghostly extremely unsafe Frosty's arm of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25
3390	purple reassuring Lo Pan's occult Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Annie Oakley's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	Sherlock's toasty Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	auspicious scorching Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	narrow zippy rosewater-soaked Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	Jeselnik's Hodgman's bow tie of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3398	tolerable Hodgman's blanket	4	good	
3399	watered-down bad jar of squeeze	2	decent	
3400	bland bowl of fishysoisse	4	decent	
3401	unsweetened anodized pickled cyan deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 18
3402	adjusted ionized concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 16
3403	mirror lewd playing card	0		
3404	Sherlock's deck of lewd playing cards of the wise owl of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +25
3405	maroon asbestos-lined Hodgman's sock	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3406	family-friendly Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3407	jittery Annie Oakley's Hodgman's almanac	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
3408	green reassuring Hodgman's harmonica	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3409	cyan shaking stanky Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3410	green scandalous Hodgman's detector	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3411	gray savvy Hodgman's cane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3412	maroon Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	wobbly Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	jittery hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	magnetized improved sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 14
3423	boiled ghostly frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 11
3424	non-liquefied ionized dry fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 68
3425	denatured colloidal red shaking garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 38
3426	corrupted moist extra-cold-filtered pulsating strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 34
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	Vulcanized Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 40
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	red cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	huge yellow cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	friendly stirring stick of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3436	ribald crafty supercharged Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
3437	yellow blurry padded wizardly Staff of the Black Kettle of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Food Drop: +100
3438	Lo Pan's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
3439	upside-down Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	powdered narrow upside-down prismatic wad	1	good	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	toasty club of the five seasons	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	flame-wreathed rainbow crossbow	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	webbed comic mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	blurry Jack Frost's Jim Carey's six-rainbow shield	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	upside-down cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	tumbling jittery cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	inspector's trusty torch	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	skewed skewed gravedigger's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3458	non-altered diffused skewed STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 19
3459	aged weak fancy white-label gin	2	awesome	Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 25
3460	stale tin rations	4	decent	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	watered-down drinkable bottle of sake	2	good	
3464	up-at-dawn round pebble	0		Adventures: +5
3465	flavorless spinning Bash-Ōs cereal	3	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	up-at-dawn smartaleck's haiku katana of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	green bargain flash powder	0		
3468	savvy plastic baby	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	normal skewed blueberry-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	cyan bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	gravedigger's hale baleful Seasonal Beret	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	blurry Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	activated jittery cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 15
3475	Vulcanized blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 31
3476	frozen plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 56
3477	alkaline pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 53
3478	tarnished polarized peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 54
3479	shaking squat balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	mirror uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	spinning skewed passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	maroon upside-down psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	improved frozen glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 11
3486	yellow dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	bouncing pristine fish scale	0		
3489	bland snack-sized beefy fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	bland bite-sized glistening fish meat	1	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	stale slick fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	crafty fish scimitar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10
3493	wicked fish stick of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3494	mirror hardy fish bazooka of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3495	moist mirror spinning sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 58
3496	modified super-ionized shaking pulsating bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 37
3497	hand-crafted weak lime green bottle of Pete's Sake	2	EPIC	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	adequate canapés	3	good	
3502	modified olive thermos of brew	1	awesome	Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	special artisanal huge glass of brandy	4	EPIC	Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	blurry LWA ring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	scratch 'n' sniff sword of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	ghostly spinning scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	skewed scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	maroon ganger bandana of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	bouncing eel skin	0		
3517	fortified eelskin hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	squat eelskin pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	yellow beefcake's eelskin shield	0		Muscle: +25, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	shark tooth necklace of bravery of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
3522	narrow supercharged forbidden shark jumper	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3523	chilled upside-down skewed shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 30
3524	dry eel battery	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 28
3525	electrified temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 14
3526	hale scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	upside-down mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	squat rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	wobbly ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	twirling squat cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	narrow plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	Newton's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	squat MacGyver's smartaleck's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	bouncing horrifying hale depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	blurry zippy Newton's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	zippy depleted Grimacite ninja mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	Fonzie's Samson's depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	olive sinister depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	lightning-fast savvy KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	red lard-coated propeller beanie	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	greedy Lo Pan's Sinatra's straw hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	frightening foul-smelling smartaleck's octopus's spade	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	bland tumbling sea carrot	3	decent	
3556	bland bite-sized sea cucumber	1	decent	
3557	delicious thick sea avocado	5	awesome	
3558	moldy sea lychee	4	crappy	
3559	bland special sea tangelo	4	decent	Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 45
3560	normal cyan sea honeydew	3	good	
3561	polymerized gray jittery pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 18
3562	double-activated ghostly olive pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 55
3563	magnetized non-wet warmed bouncing pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 59
3564	perfectly mixed berry-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3565	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted citrus-infused sake	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3566	delicious melon-infused sake	3	awesome	
3567	bouncing slab of sponge	0		
3568	toasty Annie Oakley's vibrating sponge helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	Temple Grandin's stiffened Herculean spongy shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7
3570	hale stylish square sponge pants of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	gray baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	blurry flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	spinning bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	normal skewed rice	4	good	
3584	rotten wobbly irradiated candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	spoiled tiny shaking skewed gingerbread mutant bugbear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	lousy oozenog	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	enhanced pickled sugar plum	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	activated ionized wobbly sugar banana	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	boiled cyan sugar lime	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	ionized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	up-at-dawn wool Mer-kin hookspear	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	electrified electrified skewed Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 28
3596	bouncing imitation crab crate	0		
3597	fuchsia imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	Lo Pan's therapeutic moist sailor's cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	scorching hardened speargun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25
3601	Sherlock's compass	0		Item Drop: +25
3602	olive broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	twirling rivet	0		
3605	narrow bubblin' stone	0		
3606	greasy quilted wizardly diving helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	mansplainer's baleful aerated diving helmet of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	red live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	colloidal sea grease	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 60
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	red battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	tumbling twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	bouncing rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	double-frozen extra-oxidized frozen unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	blurry The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	red blinking wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	green mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	wobbly chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	smooth parasitic claw	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	fortified parasitic tentacles	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	studded parasitic headgnawer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	tumbling blurry parasitic strangleworm of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	warmed frozen Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	elven socks of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	shellacked savvy elven gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	gray scandalous supercharged festive holiday hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	ghostly tumbling twirling beefy patent shoes of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	supercharged rosy-cheeked gray bow tie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	supercharged smartaleck's penguin thesaurus	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	small flavorless blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	spinning seaweed	0		
3641	spinning jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	huge pufferfish spine	0		
3644	banded depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	acceptable enchanted upside-down canteen of wine	3	good	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	snack-sized stale elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	mirror map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	tasty fancy tumbling toast with jam	3	awesome	Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	twirling antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	mediocre practically non-alcoholic elven moonshine	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	adequate gigantic ghostly knuckle sandwich	6	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	lightning-fast aromatic psycho sweater	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	twirling fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	nasty plastic Mob Penguin	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	dance instructor's plastic mutant elf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	plastic fat stack of cash of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	supercharged plastic strand of DNA	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	studded plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	crafty Putty mitre	0		Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	skewed scorching sharpshooter's Putty leotard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	clever Putty ball	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	sinister smooth Putty snake of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	ghostly bouncing Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	frightening careful glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	wicked glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	hale glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	miniature stale twirling can of franks 'n' beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	smooth bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	skewed skewed throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	blinking Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	wobbly Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	foul-smelling diving muff	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3678	tolerable weak red salinated mint julep	2	good	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	wobbly esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	squat map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	big decent tempura carrot	5	good	
3685	big rotten tempura cucumber	5	crappy	
3686	delicious blurry tempura avocado	4	awesome	
3687	decent red sea broccoli	4	good	
3688	immense adequate sea cauliflower	7	good	
3689	big spoiled tempura broccoli	5	crappy	
3690	bite-sized rotten bouncing huge tempura cauliflower	1	crappy	
3691	spoiled immense jittery sea blueberry	7	crappy	
3692	bland jittery sea persimmon	4	decent	
3693	anodized double-galvanized pulsating blurry cyan pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 33
3694	unsweetened pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 61
3695	hardened Mer-kin digpick	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3696	bouncing anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	blurry cyan high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	squat teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	pulsating map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	squat marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	Van der Graaf clever velcro broadsword of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3706	cyan fireproof velcro paddle ball of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
3707	tumbling curative sage strapping velcro shield	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3708	miser's velcro boots of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3709	blurry teal perfumed chaotic non-stick pugil stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
3710	careful sage teflon spatula of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3
3711	Jim Carey's sharpshooter's teflon shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25
3712	wobbly Van der Graaf vibrating supercool teflon swim fins	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3713	inspector's hardy 7-inch discus	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +15
3714	veiny healthy fortified PVC staff	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10
3715	forbidden personal trainer's vinyl shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50
3716	aromatic mansplainer's hardened vinyl boots	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3717	narrow decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	blue twirling decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	red Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	shaking pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	mirror caret	0		
3731	squat Da Vinci's glass gnoll eye	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3732	quantum oxidized cigar butt	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 12
3733	fuchsia dog trainer's Tesla manly bloomers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	spinning Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	ghostly double-paned hardened handwarmer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3737	lard-coated lighter of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3738	immense normal red packet of beer nuts	10	good	
3739	narrow Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	enhanced liquefied jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 69
3743	squat unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	purple vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	modified super-nitrogenated lime green concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 29
3750	clever vampire pearl earring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
3751	spoiled half-sized red narrow chocolate chip brownies	2	crappy	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	concentrated denatured modified ghostly love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	aerosolized blurry love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	improved adjusted love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	polymerized corrupted love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	warmed love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	ionized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	wet anodized breath mint	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 36
3761	inspector's vampire pearl ring	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3762	groovy vampire pearl necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
3763	bad slug of vodka	4	decent	
3764	weak delicious shaking slug of rum	2	awesome	
3765	bad slug of shochu	3	decent	
3766	drinkable bouncing screwdiver	3	good	
3767	practically non-alcoholic bad olive dew yoana lei	1	decent	
3768	high-proof drinkable lychee chuhai	6	good	
3769	delicious salacious screwdiver	4	awesome	
3770	aged dew yoana salacious lei	4	awesome	
3771	mediocre shaking yellow salacious lychee chuhai	3	decent	
3772	acceptable Alewife&trade; Ale	4	good	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	frightening rock-hard pink pinkslip slip	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	sea salt scrubs of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3778	cyan auspicious Socratic amber aviator shades of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3779	improved hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 46
3780	inspector's lion tamer's thinker's nurse's hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	modified cyan bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	dehydrated narrow bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	wobbly paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	pulsating blinking vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	maroon mirror charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	olive chilly Sinatra's Mer-kin roundshield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +5
3804	aromatic stylish Mer-kin breastplate	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
3805	shaking Annie Oakley's brainy Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	narrow Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	oxidized alkaline Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 38
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	blue Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	flavorless miniature chocolate-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	steel-toed plastic baby	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	blinking half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	flavorless sea radish	3	decent	
3818	spinning padded boxer's halibut of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	shaking mirror electrified water-polo mitt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3821	colloidal nitrogenated wobbly jittery syringe	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 11
3822	squat wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	vacuum-sealed unsweetened wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 13
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	mirror Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	spinning huge Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	green plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	lime green Grandma's Map	0		
3829	half-sized flavorless tempura radish	2	decent	
3830	padded water-polo cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	weak acceptable jittery twirling Typical Tavern swill	2	good	
3832	mediocre weak spinning tropical swill	2	decent	
3833	drinkable boozy fruity girl swill	5	good	
3834	acceptable weak skewed blended swill	2	good	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	knitted gravedigger's lion tamer's baleful Elvish sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	stiffened anniversary safety glass vest	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3838	maroon padded anniversary burlap belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3839	yellow MacGyver's anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Maximum MP: +100
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	weightlifter's anniversary pewter cape	0		Muscle: +15
3842	electrified out-of-tune biwa	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3843	therapeutic dented harmonica	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3844	mirror teal sage magic whistle of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +60
3845	teal jittery banded plastic blowgun	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3846	tumbling fireproof Temple Grandin's forbidden jungle drum	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +3
3847	wizardly hippy bongo	0		Mysticality: +25
3848	knob bugle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3849	sharpshooter's strapping 4-dimensional guitar	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3850	boxing glove of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
3851	pulsating ribald foul-smelling boxing glove on a spring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
3852	red lightning-fast half-sized guitar of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
3853	miser's cool bass drum	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +10
3854	wicked pixel boomerang	0		Spell Damage: +5
3855	cyan bouncing Temple Grandin's energetic groovy world's smallest violin	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
3856	tumbling MacGyver's rock-hard ocarina of space of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3857	huge baleful a butt tuba	0		Spell Damage: +25
3858	bone flute of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
3859	tumbling family-friendly infernal fife	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3860	teal experienced charming flute	0		Experience: +2
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	fireproof scandalous grass whistle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
3863	plastic guitar of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
3864	wholesome finger cymbals	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3865	kettle drum of dire peril of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3866	blue blinking scandalous sinister double-barreled sling	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
3867	fortified Newton's magilaser blastercannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +60
3868	miser's studded hanky&#363;	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	gray chilly dance instructor's ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +5
3870	ghostly stolen office supplies	0		
3871	greedy office-supply crossbow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20
3872	executive pocket theremin	0		Meat Drop: +40
3873	shaking Temple Grandin's dangerous rave whistle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	purple shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	lime green hellseal sinew	0		
3879	blue torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	yellow double-paned sharpshooter's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	jittery cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	polarized cold-filtered huge vial of slime	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 15
3886	polarized cold-filtered gray vial of slime	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 22
3887	double-warmed polymerized mirror pulsating vial of slime	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 40
3888	extra-wet non-chilled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 12
3889	polarized dry huge fuchsia vial of slime	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 15
3890	flattened vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 47
3891	enhanced vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 13
3892	improved squat vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 55
3893	colloidal super-flattened gray vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 29
3894	Vulcanized irradiated vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 67
3895	dry vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 58
3896	oxidized boiled pulsating vial of slime	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 27
3897	deionized skewed vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 55
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	green seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	tumbling figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	teal figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	huge figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	spinning figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	tumbling purple imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	lousy fortified blended swill with a fly in it	5	decent	
3914	blurry turtle wax	0		
3915	executive turtle wax shield	0		Meat Drop: +40
3916	yellow turtle wax helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	extremely unsafe turtle wax greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	Herculean meat shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	up-at-dawn turtlemail coif of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	clever stylish turtlemail breeches	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	shaking Van der Graaf beefcake's turtlemail hauberk	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	jittery blurry scandalous smooth spiky turtle helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	twirling strapping spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	fuchsia bouncing baleful spiky turtle shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	ionized tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 32
3931	ghostly red lard-coated chaotic severed flipper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	Tesla energetic bad-ass club	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	pulsating sealbone	0		
3935	vacuum-sealed hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 16
3936	boiled triple-dry scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 21
3937	pickled teal fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 62
3938	hardy club of corruption	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	wobbly shaking electrified corrupt club of corruption	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	squat yellow double-paned corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	ghostly chilly evil-ass club of the scaredy-cat of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	greedy manspreader's therapeutic nasty-ass club	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	wobbly family-friendly electrified infernal toilet brush	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	Fonzie's shadowy seal eye	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	wicked oyster egg balloon	0		Spell Damage: +5
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	bouncing Meat	0		
3949	upside-down treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	fuchsia Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	twirling bouncing monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	bouncing ghostly martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	huge tin of caviar	0		
3958	squat savvy bejeweled cufflinks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
3959	blinking squat Socratic garish pinky ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3960	Lo Pan's designer sunglasses	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
3961	pulsating banded grievous opera glasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	boiled cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 16
3966	ribald gravedigger's sizzling hot-ass club	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	horrifying frigid-ass club of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	cyan shaking executive frightening creepy-ass club of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	dry adjusted sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 24
3970	tumbling squat scorching friendly Abyssal ember	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	wet colloidal cyan frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 11
3972	miser's Jack Frost's seal spine	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	wet spinning skewed seal lube	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 29
3974	jittery stanky Oprah's mannequin leg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	sage padded tortoise of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3976	rosewater-soaked lard-coated tortoboggan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3977	spinning painted turtle	0		
3978	shaking greasy sage painted shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3979	twirling sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	cyan pulsating shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	wool smartaleck's torquoise ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3983	ghostly dueling turtle	0		
3984	shaking purple Sherlock's Da Vinci's dueling banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +25
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	skewed brainy samurai turtle helmet of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	twirling turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	wobbly slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	jittery maroon slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	fuchsia security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	ghostly dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	mixed ghostly agua de vida	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	blurry Rosewater's brawny tortoboggan shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30
4003	lime green bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	soup-chucks of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4005	extra-altered ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 41
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	teal squat memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	twirling memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	huge memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	gray memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	purple memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	mirror spinning squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	blurry lime green groovy greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	twirling undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	mirror flame-retardant steel-toed piece of rebar	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1
4021	up-at-dawn lard-coated shovel of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5
4022	occult necklace of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4023	lard-coated educational speargun of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4024	clever compass of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
4025	ghostly double-paned arcane researcher's Samson's helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	Usain Bolt's grievous deadly lantern	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80
4027	inspector's MacGyver's greaves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	family-friendly foul-smelling strapping club	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	tumbling memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	wobbly memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	purple memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	purple caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	super-sized normal upside-down slimy sweetbreads	5	good	
4038	triple-distilled tolerable slimy fermented bile bladder	8	good	
4039	twisted slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 5
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	weightlifter's pig-iron helm of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	smartaleck's cool pig-iron shinguards	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	Van der Graaf pig-iron bracers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	blinking wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	mirror shaking wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	jittery skewed razor-sharp wumpus-hair whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	jittery careful brainy wumpus-hair wig of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	twirling lard-coated Annie Oakley's curative wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	huge family-friendly wumpus-hair sweater of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	hale ring of teleportation	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
4052	tumbling glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	weak tolerable shaking White Hyborian	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	goblin hunting spear of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	dog trainer's Rosewater's goblin autoblowgun	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	stylish tribal beads	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	asbestos-lined double-paned stone fist	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	blue blinking curative stone head	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	tumbling squat Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	olive Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	blinking essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	bouncing essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	narrow Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	mirror multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	sinister savvy villainous scythe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	blurry aromatic Lo Pan's baneful bandolier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	auspicious gravedigger's diabolical crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	coward's razor-sharp malevolent medallion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	Socratic corrosive cowl of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	dance instructor's grisly shield of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	ghostly inspector's energetic corroded breeches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	purple wobbly hale pernicious cudgel of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	snack-sized tasty cupcake-in-a-cup	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	rotten thick protein paste	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	friendly cyber-mattock of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	purple facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	mirror X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	modified triple-polarized blue neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	flattened twirling huge yellow physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	twirling slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	Herculean peawee marble	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4096	frosty brown crock marble	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4097	upside-down Tesla China marble	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4098	boxer's lemonade marble	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4099	brawny bumblebee marble	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4100	foul-smelling jet bennie marble	0		Stench Damage: +10
4101	Sherlock's beige clambroth marble of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +25
4102	personal trainer's steely marble	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4103	blurry frosty hardened sage beach ball marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +10
4104	spinning razor-sharp catseye marble	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4105	Fonzie's bumboozer marble	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4106	upside-down chamoisole of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4107	tarnished adjusted bitter pill	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 25
4108	ghostly zippy monstrous monocle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	spinning gray jittery frosty musty moccasins of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	molten medallion of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	huge bouncing supercool brazen bracelet of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	savvy sage bitter bowtie	0		Mysticality Percent: 30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	frosty bewitching boots	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	Da Vinci's rickety unicycle of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
4117	baleful experienced crusty hula hoop of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 5, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4118	stiffened supercool Coily&trade; of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1
4119	zippy lard-coated Rosewater's school flying disc	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
4120	narrow zippy groovy lawn dart of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +20
4121	zippy curative wagon of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	Van der Graaf crown-shaped beanie of the cougar of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +20, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	upside-down rosewater-soaked coward's hopping socks of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4125	zippy frosty poodle skirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	scandalous energetic Da Vinci's letterman's jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
4127	yellow ghostly supercharged hardy arcane researcher's hardened slime hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	smelly hale wizardly hardened slime pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	dog trainer's friendly groovy hardened slime belt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	altered mirror green boot plant	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic sham champagne	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	nitrogenated energized squat tempura air	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 29
4134	flattened ghostly pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 29
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	wool crafty personal trainer's Bag o' Tricks of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	spinning slime stack	0		
4138	shaking a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	squat a creased paper strip	0		
4140	twirling a folded paper strip	0		
4141	teal a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	green a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	narrow jittery a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	green stylish funny paper hat	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	Vulcanized quantum upside-down sand	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 48
4147	blinking supercharged charged magnet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	narrow stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	tumbling lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	dry dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	non-warmed Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 60
4153	yellow rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	olive wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	spinning pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	mirror gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	yellow rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	pulsating rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	hand-crafted pebblebr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	miniature adequate upside-down rocky road ice cream	2	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	upside-down extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	flattened squat children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 19
4164	improved dry Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 30
4165	pulsating executive curative Staff of the Soupbone of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4166	Fonzie's Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Samson's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	jittery deadly Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	blue shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	occult rock helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	wobbly vibrating rock pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	blinking smooth rock necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	narrow Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	curative sugar shotgun	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	pulsating sugar shillelagh of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sugar shank of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	auspicious banded sugar chapeau of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	sharpshooter's sugar shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	bouncing narrow sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	tumbling slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	blue electrified slime convention pin	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	red inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	groovy sugar shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	fuchsia sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	rave visor of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	thinker's baggy rave pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	cyan sea lasso	0		
4199	greedy miser's sea cowboy hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	squat grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	red ruddy brand new key of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50
4207	frightening dorsal fin	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	wobbly skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	greedy nasty skate blade	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
4214	shaking spangly unitard	0		
4215	auspicious lion tamer's collapsible baton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10
4216	gray groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	quantum irradiated groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 44
4219	energetic Rosewater's skate board	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20
4220	ghostly S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	razor-sharp yield shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	narrow map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	blurry unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	shaking roller skate doll	0		
4226	Star of Bravery of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
4227	narrow hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	twirling bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ghostly ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	Da Vinci's pat&eacute; knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	skewed smartaleck's cheese-slicer	0		Moxie Percent: +30
4238	jumbo bland beef jerky	5	decent	
4239	blue Samson's pipe wrench	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4240	unsweetened vacuum-sealed gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 50
4241	curative sleep mask	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	dance instructor's sock garters	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
4243	altered mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 19
4244	medical-grade leather-bound tome	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	clever ivory cue ball	0		Maximum MP: +20
4247	watered-down lousy maroon decanter of fine Scotch	2	decent	
4248	vaporized tumbling expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	squat maroon jittery fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	chilled jittery vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 17
4253	triple-quantum dry oxidized potion of speed	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 19
4254	jittery bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	pressed adjusted teal pulsating sap	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	twirling maroon petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	rotten big chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	artisanal jittery mulled cider	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	tumbling pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	healthy bark boxers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	brawny bark beret	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	bark bracelet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4267	smelly experienced Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	huge Jack Frost's lion tamer's Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	foul-smelling Rosewater's Angelhair Culottes	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	olive huge Herculean beefy Newman's Own Trousers	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	nasty dog trainer's Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	coward's careful Lederhosen of the Night	0		Monster Level: -30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	modified ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	blurry Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	bouncing therapeutic Underworld truncheon of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	censurious dangerous beefcake's Staff of the Woodfire	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	twirling padded Fonzie's brainy Underworld flail	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	skewed Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	strapping Mer-kin bunwig of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	smelly energetic veiny crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	ribald beefy crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	Annie Oakley's Sinatra's Socratic Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	scorching stiffened deadly Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	Jeselnik's frightening electrified Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	executive Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the bloodbag of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	executive aromatic Lo Pan's Mer-kin headguard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	wool Mer-kin waistrope	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4290	stanky dog trainer's Mer-kin facecowl of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
4291	pulsating scandalous Mer-kin thighguard	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4292	frightening therapeutic shellacked Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	energetic sinister razor-sharp Mer-kin dragnet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	Van der Graaf rock-hard slick Mer-kin switchblade	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	olive crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	greedy curative wizardly Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	green perfumed nasty Brand of Violence of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	Sherlock's greasy Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4300	Annie Oakley's Lens of Violence of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: 35, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	experienced Pigsticker of Violence of the wise owl of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2, Adventures: +7
4302	frosty manspreader's sinister Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	yellow banded stylish Cold Stone of Hatred of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	hardened stiffened educational Girdle of Hatred	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 4, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	wobbly Staff of Simmering Hatred of the bloodbag of chilblains of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
4306	flame-wreathed steel-toed Pantaloons of Hatred of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	bouncing flame-retardant razor-sharp sage Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4308	foul-smelling Lens of Hatred of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	twirling ribald smartaleck's beefy Treads of Loathing	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	Tesla sage Scepter of Loathing of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Cloathing
4311	blue scandalous horrifying Belt of Loathing of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	occult personal trainer's Goggles of Loathing of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	upside-down upside-down electrified personal trainer's sage Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Cloathing
4314	lightning-fast nippy Jeans of Loathing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	strapping Annual Ascot	0		Muscle: +5
4316	shaking double-paned Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the sewer of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	yellow reassuring flame-retardant forbidden Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	narrow strapping Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	mirror toasty frosty wholesome Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	mirror stiffened Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the brazier of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	executive Herculean The Trickster's Trikitixa of the wise owl of incineration	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	medical-grade shellacked Claw of the Infernal Seal of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	upside-down therapeutic extremely unsafe Garter of the Turtle Poacher of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	mirror Da Vinci's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	quilted sinister Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	narrow family-friendly sharpshooter's steel-toed Bling of the New Wave	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	jittery quilted wizardly La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	rotten enchanted candy kneecapping stick	3	crappy	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	bland tumbling licorice garrote	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	candy knuckles of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	stale tumbling jawbruiser	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	quadruple-denatured spinning chocolate car	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	mirror fuchsia arcane researcher's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	flame-retardant plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	ghostly Samson's plastic Don Crimbo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	plastic Crimbomination of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	ionized triple-oxidized shaking Piddles	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	corrupted maroon bouncing ghostly BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	ionized tarnished twirling Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	lime green Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	bouncing gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	nasty snow hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	spinning snow pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	wobbly snow belly of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	purple Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	narrow spinning A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	gray A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	squat green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	decent tumbling expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	drinkable expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	double-cold-filtered ghostly jittery elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	moldy upside-down penguin focaccia bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	hand-crafted triple-distilled huge herringcello	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	triple-distilled artisanal elven cellocello	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	mirror wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	blurry handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	dance instructor's throwing wrench	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	clever pair of bolt cutters	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	fireproof speed limit shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	lime green scorching cool live wire	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	ghostly tumbling Newton's misfit dolly of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	tumbling sage stylish misfit hobby horse	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	flame-wreathed misfit teddy bear of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	blinking Socratic pocketwatch on a chain of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	twirling strapping cement sandals of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	night-vision goggles of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	red pulsating Sherlock's peanut brittle shield	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	avaricious Jeselnik's Red Rover BB gun	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	tumbling red-and-green sweater of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	tumbling Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	chilled Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	modified Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	super-polymerized ionized squat Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	lime green Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	yellow cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	shaking fortified cheese sword	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	red cheese diaper of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	spinning aromatic cheese wheel	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	cheese eye of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	Van der Graaf Staff of Queso Escusado of the empath of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	narrow The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	lime green Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	bland half-sized quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	lousy irresponsibly strong gray Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	purple twirling colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	dog trainer's sealhide hood	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	razor-sharp sealhide leggings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	sealhide cloak of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4418	toasty sealhide buckler	0		Hot Damage: +5
4419	lightning-fast sealhide whip	0		Initiative: +40
4420	cyan sage sealhide moccasins	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
4421	Lo Pan's sealhide gloves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4422	sealhide belt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4423	skewed sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	alkaline colloidal ghostly upside-down sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 22
4426	fuchsia hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	purple glowstick on a string of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
4429	flame-wreathed candy necklace	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	Sinatra's teddybear backpack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Raveosity: +1
4431	skewed NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	frozen invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	alkaline modified irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	altered diffused irritability potion	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	blurry hellseal claw	0		
4440	gravedigger's guard turtle shell	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	maroon auspicious crowbar	0		Item Drop: +10
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
4443	upside-down miser's spaghetti cult mask	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	squat dance instructor's spangly mariachi pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	wool Tesla spangly mariachi vest	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4447	toasty spangly sombrero	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	compressed Instant Karma	1	decent	Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 25
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	tumbling map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	upside-down pointy hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	energetic machetito	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	Newton's lawnmower blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	miser's The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	jittery snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	knitted snailmail coif of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	auspicious snailmail breeches of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	ruddy brainy snailmail hauberk	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
4461	dry ionized seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 26
4462	vacuum-sealed triple-improved chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 30
4463	super-pickled fuchsia chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 29
4464	frozen quantum chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 15
4465	double-alkaline pulsating chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
4466	warmed chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 64
4467	adjusted wobbly chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 27
4468	ghostly lime green Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	occult BRICKO hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	zippy BRICKO pants	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	skewed steel-toed BRICKO sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	yellow jittery BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	ghostly BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	coward's BRICKO bulwark	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	bouncing gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	teal huge gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	blurry BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	mirror BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	tumbling blurry BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	nitrogenated maroon recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 23
4498	non-oxidized activated bouncing recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 53
4499	magnetized recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 29
4500	quadruple-vacuum-sealed narrow recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 18
4501	super-quantum recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 39
4502	enhanced boiled red recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 29
4503	adjusted jittery blurry recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	spinning double-paned heart of the volcano of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
4505	energized polarized Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 37
4506	skewed puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	ghostly Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	energized magnetized maroon mirror &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	moldy walrus ice cream	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	bland beautiful soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	pulsating Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	stale upside-down pulsating Humpty Dumplings	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	adequate Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	acceptable practically non-alcoholic ghostly missing wine	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	yummy matter custard	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	vacuum-sealed extra-galvanized bouncing comfit?	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	ghostly reassuring careful flamingo mallet	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	MacGyver's eye of the Tiger-lily of doom	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	brawny wig of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	special flavorless donut	4	decent	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	flavorless bucket of honey	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	olive greedy elephant stinger of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	moldy snack-sized dragon snaps	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	blinking mirror shaking inspector's rosewater-soaked snapdragon pistil	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	huge bland rook cookie	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	thick fancy adequate bishop cookie	5	good	Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	bland knight cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	miniature rotten lime green tumbling king cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	toothsome snack-sized ghostly queen cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	greasy insane tophat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	ghostly supercharged helm of the knight of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	double-paned occult wristwatch of the knight	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	spinning studded trousers of the knight of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	bouncing wicked tophat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	wool tie	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4543	stylish tuxedo pants	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	mirror porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	jittery olive bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	pulsating yellow walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	blurry dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	tumbling detour shield of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	gray lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	wobbly right parenthesis	0		
4557	tumbling dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	mediocre world's most unappetizing beverage	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	prompt slippery when wet shield	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	decent gigantic raisin	6	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	jittery blue fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	pulsating Jack Frost's forbidden flyest of shirts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	bland snack-sized a dance upon the palate	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	normal thick squat prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	5	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	moldy special wobbly squirmy violent party snack	3	crappy	Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	mirror boxer's can-you-dig-it?	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	ghostly bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	narrow meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	altered lime green Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	double-paned school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	blinking vibrating hardy T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	pulsating pulsating fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	normal snack-sized six wedges of goat cheese	2	good	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	upside-down goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	ghostly frightening pixel whip	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4590	stiffened pixel chain whip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	asbestos-lined pixel morning star	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	jittery pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	mirror pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	gray map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	spinning bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	jittery map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	lousy mirror plastic cup of beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	red orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	rosy-cheeked stylish bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	adequate bite-sized sun-dried tofu	1	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	high-proof mediocre soyburger juice	9	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	green essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	extra-moist quadruple-altered blurry essential soy	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	super-pickled flattened improved mirror essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	Jeselnik's Crown of Thrones	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	perfectly mixed Cinco Mayo Lager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	spinning motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	corrupted denatured blurry chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	delicious low-calorie upside-down pawn cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	compressed skewed green coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	pulsating finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	curative plastic spider ring	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	Rosewater's plastic kazoo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	executive inflatable baseball bat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	flame-retardant Herculean googly-star hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	narrow nippy googly-ball hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	prompt clever googly-heart hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	narrow skewed experienced supercool super-sweet boom box	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	Lo Pan's quilted Sinatra's sinister demon mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	perfumed deadly smooth streetfighting champion's belt	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	double-paned Jim Carey's hale Space Trip safety headphones	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	LARP carp of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4641	frightening forbidden KoL Con Six Pack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5
4642	Gregarious Gregorian Smock of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4643	forbidden rxr shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	skewed wholesome baleful Juju Mojo Mask of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: 60, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	mansplainer's space trooper helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	narrow family-friendly Socratic Herculean Meteoid ice beam	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	Da Vinci's Dungeon Fist gauntlet of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	squat red chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	shaking cyan fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	tumbling ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	frosty lion tamer's ironic knit cap	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	narrow ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	shaking Jim Carey's ironic battle spoon	0		Monster Level: +25
4655	inspector's horrifying healthy ironic jogging shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	bouncing extremely unsafe mole skin notebook	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	hardened blackberry galoshes	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
4660	tumbling toasty trout fang of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	rotten poisonous caviar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	adjusted triple-polymerized wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	blurry Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	upside-down upside-down stanky occult Ellsbury's skull	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	hot plate of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Thorns: 1
4666	ghostly medical-grade slick imp unity ring	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4667	Temple Grandin's Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Familiar Weight: +7
4668	deadly observational glasses	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4669	inspector's hilarious comedy prop	0		Item Drop: +15
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	lousy booze-soaked cherry	3	decent	
4672	blurry comfy pillow	0		
4673	stale marshmallow	3	decent	
4674	toothsome sponge cake	3	awesome	
4675	bad watered-down skewed gin-soaked blotter paper	2	decent	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	yellow unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	toasty pottery shield	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	narrow deadly pottery hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	weightlifter's pottery training pants of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	upside-down blurry Lo Pan's pottery club	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	upside-down fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	huge fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	olive affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	studded beefy Greatest American Pants of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	Herculean fossilized necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	skewed blinking sharpshooter's red-hot medallion	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	lime green ghostly jittery fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	yellow My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	bouncing hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	maroon blinking immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	twirling twirling popsicle stick	0		
4714	spoiled lemon popsicle	3	crappy	
4715	adequate popsicle	3	good	
4716	normal jittery strawberry popsicle	4	good	
4717	delicious liver popsicle	4	awesome	
4718	shaking sizzling mariachi hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	up-at-dawn Hollandaise helmet	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	moldy liver and let pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	big moldy badass pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	stale spinning bouncing shoo-fish pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	stale piping organ pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	tiny rotten igloo pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	fancy big normal stomach turnover	5	good	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	enchanted flavorless wobbly dead lights pie	3	decent	Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	bland enchanted shaking throbbing organ pie	3	decent	Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	dangerous stop shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	huge squat nest egg	0		
4732	bouncing sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	upside-down rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	bouncing olive jittery prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	wobbly tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	steel-toed beer-soaked mop	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4738	practically non-alcoholic bad day-old beer	1	decent	
4739	artisanal plain beer	3	EPIC	
4740	bad overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	decent	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	wobbly rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	jittery cyan bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	deionized denatured dry PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 65
4745	colloidal denatured unsweetened Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 29
4746	concentrated Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 47
4747	spoiled gigantic shaking shaking bone meal	7	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bone aperitif	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	bouncing wizardly bonerang	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	aromatic bone and arrows	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	wobbly careful boning knife	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	stiffened bone crusher	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	bone spurs of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	censurious bonedanna of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	auspicious boneana hammock of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	quantum candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	squat packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	tiny moldy mirror wobbly lime green pumpkin pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	tolerable pumpkin beer	4	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	modified olive pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	shaking pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	mirror mirror Jeselnik's stiffened shin gourds	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	squat zippy Jack Frost's lion tamer's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	spinning pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	lime green Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	shaking twirling ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	upside-down blue Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	spinning Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	tumbling Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	twirling upside-down Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	jittery Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	moldy big CRIMBCOIDS mints	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	adequate CRIMBCOLOAF	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	moldy miniature wobbly circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	savvy plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	blurry greasy plastic fax machine	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	twirling frosty plastic hobo elf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	ghostly Herculean plastic Mr. Mination	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	wizardly plastic Best Game Ever	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	yellow robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	skewed robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	ghostly robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	normal huge triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	7	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	rotten big twirling square CRIMBCOOKIE	5	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	sizzling careful groovy bindlestocking	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	narrow red sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	quilted Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	Fonzie's sage Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	prompt lion tamer's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	ghostly spinning occult Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	frightening vibrating Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	Jack Frost's banded Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	super-activated mirror chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	olive shellacked gift-a-pult	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	tarnished polymerized tumbling holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	squat upside-down CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	gray Rosewater's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	blinking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	wobbly Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	stanky hale grievous paperclip-on tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	Newton's paperclip pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	spinning cyan sinister paperclip turban of vim and vigor of horror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	wobbly ghostly rosy-cheeked paperclip cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	skewed glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	ionized concentrated pulsating chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	triple-unsweetened pulsating bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	flattened incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	cold-filtered corrupted altered myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	tumbling CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	perfectly mixed strong twirling purple CRIMBCO wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	upside-down Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	jittery toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	adequate toe jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	tasty traffic jam toast	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	squat space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	small rotten space jam toast	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	concentrated huge motivational poster	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	wobbly bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	small decent festive sausage	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	flavorless jittery holiday cheese log	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	hardened BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	Sinatra's BGE pocket calendar	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	ribald BGE plastic toy	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	fuchsia flame-wreathed stapler bear	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	skewed therapeutic adhesive tape dolly	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	shaking frosty scissor duck	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jittery jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	boxer's Seven Loco of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	teal Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	twirling Oprah's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	Sherlock's Loathing Legion knife	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	electrified Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	bouncing stiffened Loathing Legion can opener	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	bouncing Loathing Legion chainsaw of James Dean of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	huge fuchsia Loathing Legion rollerblades of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	frightening Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	blue Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	thinker's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	olive skewed Oprah's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	wool Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	squat resourceful Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	steel-toed Loathing Legion abacus	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	cyan Sinatra's Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	dangerous Loathing Legion hammer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	bland Knob jelly donut	4	decent	
4942	mirror Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	tumbling Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	ghostly unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	purple GOTO	0		
4949	quadruple-irradiated corrupted dry wobbly weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 11
4950	Vulcanized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 31
4951	flimsy clipboard of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4952	triple-activated narrow baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 21
4953	greedy scandalous whalebone corset	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4954	wobbly wholesome oven mitts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
4955	diet moldy shaking overcookie	1	crappy	
4956	decent immense blurry philosopher's scone	9	good	
4957	galvanized half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 41
4958	strapping Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Muscle: +5
4959	flavorless fancy Knob nuts	4	decent	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 10
4960	drinkable weak gray squat Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	good	
4961	purple Subject 37 file	0		
4962	sizzling arcane researcher's mysterious lapel pin	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
4963	blinking state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	shaking Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	spinning Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	huge Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	upside-down Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	tumbling Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	blurry Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	wobbly fuchsia Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	mirror Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	wobbly shaking Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	huge Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	blinking Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	ghostly Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	green Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	blurry Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	skewed Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	narrow Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	blurry Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	squat Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	blurry chilly card sleeve	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	moldy super-sized wasabi pocky	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	moldy tobiko pocky	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	moldy huge bouncing natto pocky	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	lousy wasabi-infused sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	bad tobiko-infused sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	artisanal lime green mirror natto-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	colloidal dry olive wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	magnetized altered tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	deionized pulsating shaking natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	quadruple-concentrated elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	spirit-forward hand-crafted marshmallow flamb&eacute;	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	spirit-forward tolerable cranberry schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	acceptable weak breaded beer	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	acceptable pulsating soy cordial	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	rosewater-soaked astral bludgeon of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
5029	Herculean astral shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1
5030	spinning perfumed knitted ribald astral chapeau	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	ghostly curative dangerous astral bracer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5032	jittery Jim Carey's manspreader's smartaleck's astral longbow	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: 35
5033	careful hardened padded astral shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	teal supercharged astral mace of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60
5035	avaricious shellacked Fonzie's astral trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	gray Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's astral ring of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5037	squat up-at-dawn greedy double-paned astral statuette	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5
5038	Usain Bolt's slick weightlifter's astral pistol	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Initiative: +80
5039	MacGyver's beefcake's astral mask	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	jittery grievous smartaleck's astral shirt of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100
5042	upside-down Sherlock's savvy astral belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25
5043	moldy diet astral hot dog	1	???	
5044	hand-crafted astral pilsner	4	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	mirror astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	spinning shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	shaking MacGyver's extremely unsafe double-ice cap of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	aromatic wizardly double-ice box of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	family-friendly sizzling double-ice britches of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	bouncing intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	blurry shaking obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	nitrogenated Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	colloidal quantum Red Pill	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	ghostly mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	lime green twirling Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	spoiled tiny tumbling fuchsia spaghetti con calaveras	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	rotten popcorn	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	rotten chaos popcorn	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	dangerous groovy hole of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	blurry innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	small stale tumbling s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	ghostly huge diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	weak hand-crafted blue Russian Ice	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	squat blurry brainy clay ashtray	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	dog trainer's lanyard	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	spinning monster pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	blinking box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	chilled liquefied cyan Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	smelly sizzling Van der Graaf helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	frosty crutch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	hale shock belt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	liquefied tumbling upside-down Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	hale rubber band gun	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	miser's pin-stripe slacks	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	blurry sizzling gloves	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	alkaline yellow correction fluid	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	vibrating Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	dog trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	gray jittery Temple Grandin's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	spinning Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	blinking friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	studded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	medical-grade Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	dance instructor's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Da Vinci's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	skewed shaking rosewater-soaked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	blurry Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	ghostly rock-hard Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	fortified Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	galvanized enhanced willyweed	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	concentrated flattened twirling Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	polymerized ionized skewed fish juice box	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	ghostly paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	maroon upside-down hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	perfectly mixed Jeppson's Malort	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	twirling teal Herculean stress ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Sherlock's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	twirling huge My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	lime green hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	upside-down Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	blinking knitted Van der Graaf personal trainer's Admiral's hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	twirling mirror greedy asbestos-lined aviator's cap of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	hardy mirrored aviator shades of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 150, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	jittery Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	teal Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	bouncing Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	activated Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	gigantic stale tumbling elven hardtack	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	extra-dry artisanal elven squeeze	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	pulsating E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	squat E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	bouncing skewed E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dried squat narrow astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	adjusted activated quadruple-galvanized honeypot	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 20
5146	bland wild honey pie	4	decent	
5147	hand-crafted bouncing honey mead	3	EPIC	
5148	blurry wicked Da Vinci's honey dipper of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5149	manspreader's Socratic honeybritches of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	avaricious lard-coated Jim Carey's honeycap	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	skewed forbidden Moonthril Circlet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	teal Moonthril Greaves of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	lime green Moonthril Flamberge of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Moonthril Longbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	upside-down Temple Grandin's Moonthril Cuirass	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	plush alielf of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	double-concentrated cyan Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	aromatic plush dogcat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	Newton's plush hamsterpus	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	supercharged plush ferrelf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	avaricious plush alien hamsterpus	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	huge lightning-fast plush mutated alielf	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	foul-smelling hardy plush mutated alielephant	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	spinning weightlifter's girl	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	jittery top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	bouncing synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	colloidal transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	drinkable Saison du Lune	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	delicious blurry skewed Moonthril Schnapps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	strong hand-crafted Wrecked Generator	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	rotten Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	special flavorless Crepes a la Lune	3	decent	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	moldy snack-sized Moon Pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	polarized adjusted Vulcanized jittery Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	colloidal quadruple-enhanced spinning Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	irradiated improved 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	jittery Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	blurry Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	activated honey stick	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 32
5189	vacuum-sealed blurry teal double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	teal Operation Patriot Shield of the brute of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	ionized chilled squat corrupted data	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	shaking exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	maroon Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	scorching Great S-Cape	0		Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	steel-toed Marvelous Unitard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	boiled gooey paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	vaporized blurry beastly paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	compressed paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	modified wobbly squat ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	pickled greasy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	altered bug paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	diluted mirror hippy paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	dehydrated purple skewed jittery orc paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	boiled olive blurry demonic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	diluted cyan ghostly indescribably horrible paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	diluted ghostly paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	modified goblin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	diluted bouncing purple pirate paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	diluted red tumbling chlorophyll paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	distilled wobbly maroon paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dried blinking Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	dehydrated skewed wobbly slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	compressed huge maroon penguin paste	1	good	Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	distilled blue elemental paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	distilled cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	pickled hobo paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	distilled squat Crimbo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	shaking Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	rotten shaking Ur-Donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	blurry skewed huge The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	boozy delicious jittery bucket of wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	spoiled ultrafondue	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	blinking borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	wobbly box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	pulsating nasty shining halo	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	grievous furry halo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	grievous frosty halo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	tolerable Lumineux Limnio	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	enchanted acceptable Morto Moreto	3	good	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	spirit-forward perfectly mixed gray Temps Tempranillo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	distilled drinkable shaking shaking Bordeaux Marteaux	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	practically non-alcoholic bad tumbling Fromage Pinotage	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	delicious gray Beignet Milgranet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	tolerable blurry Muschat	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	toothsome cool jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	tasty enchanted snack-sized upside-down tumbling shrapnel jelly donut	2	awesome	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	flavorless occult jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	small spoiled gray thyme jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	super-sized toothsome danish	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	low-calorie decent smashed danish	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	decent forbidden danish	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	decent cool cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	rotten blunt cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	normal olive huge shadowy cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	flavorless diet cheezburger	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	stale skewed toasted brie	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	aerosolized dry quadruple-flattened blurry skewed potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	triple-vacuum-sealed too legit potion	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	moist Bright Water	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	quantum yellow cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	ionized electrified huge graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	magnetized anodized cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	chilled chilled potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	dry energized potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	concentrated non-ionized potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	dry green potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	vacuum-sealed quadruple-moist energized blue potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	tumbling holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	mirror bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	red narrow skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	quilted hammerus	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	wobbly Jack Frost's blunt icepick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	brawny fluorescent lightbulb	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	wholesome blammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	dance instructor's clock-cleaning hammer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	tumbling 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	forbidden broken clock	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	tumbling wizardly dethklok	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	yellow chaotic glacial clock	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	spinning Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	blurry d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	twirling d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	maroon blinking generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	spinning spinning kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	upside-down ghostly newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy huge phish stick	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	flame-retardant vibrating steel-toed plastic vampire fangs	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	pulsating your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	twirling Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	Lo Pan's crafty Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	deadly Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	MacGyver's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	red ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	jittery chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	maroon funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	pickled polymerized adjusted ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	deionized vacuum-sealed wobbly necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	dry upside-down bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	Vulcanized polymerized whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	extra-deionized energized ionized press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	extra-pressed concentrated Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	Vulcanized irradiated teal Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	nitrogenated Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	polarized nitrogenated bouncing Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	enhanced shaking Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	artisanal cyan Ecto-Cooler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	acceptable Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	smooth gray ghostly Blood Light	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	acceptable fancy Silver Bullet beer	3	good	Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	hand-crafted strong Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	purple ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	liquefied electrified mirror sorority brain	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	extra-liquefied Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	flattened skewed lime green drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	gray throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	bouncing baleful extra-see-thru nightie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	Herculean BRAINS shorts of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	huge Tesla Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	banded scrunchie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	Usain Bolt's veiny extremely skinny jeans	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	rosewater-soaked banded The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	avaricious scandalous The Necbromancer's Stein of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	therapeutic occult wicked The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	zippy nippy The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of courage	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	bad cyan The Cooler Out of Space	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	pulsating sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	corrupted Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	pulsating A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	spinning A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	upside-down Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	jittery Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	wobbly brainy KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	twirling stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	skewed therapeutic plastic trollipop	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	wobbly green grievous plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	tumbling plastic abominable fudgeman of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	plastic colollilossus of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	rosewater-soaked Oprah's plastic Big Candy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	vaporized gray groose grease	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	mirror bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	huge pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	blurry tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	squat strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	therapeutic ridiculous belt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	scandalous ridiculous earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	miser's ridiculous sunglasses	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	moldy ridiculous sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	watered-down delicious ridiculous cocktail	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	rock-hard Herculean zombie monkey necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	adjusted boiled double-ionized blinking peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	fancy stale peppermint patty	3	decent	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	tumbling peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	shaking candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	Usain Bolt's candy cane	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	mirror Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	wobbly Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	double-paned MacGyver's occult cane-mail shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	purple medical-grade brainy cane-mail pants of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +5, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	delicious Vodka Matryoshka	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	perfectly mixed weak teal Gin Mint	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	weak drinkable Tequiz Navidad	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	acceptable Mint Yulep	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Sangria de Menthe	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	blue candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	modified huge licorice root	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	ionized banana supersucker	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	quantum shaking pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	non-enhanced ionized anodized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	enhanced blurry kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	anodized strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	dance instructor's bananarama bangle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	pulsating perfumed pair of pearidot earrings	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	tourmalime tourniquet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	manspreader's kumquartz ring	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	blurry lime green strawberyl necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	bouncing zippy asbestos-lined sucker bucket	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	banded sucker hakama	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	green jittery greasy sucker kabuto	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	greedy sucker tachi	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	blurry sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	green raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	cold-filtered spinning jittery fudge lily	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	wobbly blurry superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	quantum fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	rotten half-sized fudgesicle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	narrow wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	skewed The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	red mirror miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	Vulcanized devilish folio	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	narrow purple clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	narrow jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	narrow gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	quadruple-polymerized ionized ionized Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	half-sized normal fudge bunny	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	twirling fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	spinning horrifying lion tamer's steel-toed fudgecycle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fuchsia twirling fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	skewed blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	squat Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	boiled blue resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	concentrated concentrated shaking resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	enhanced anodized maroon resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	polymerized energized pulsating resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	cold-filtered oxidized fuchsia resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	warmed flattened dry resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	oxidized super-galvanized resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	alkaline triple-modified lime green resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	modified resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	mirror gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	blurry gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	maroon gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	aerosolized pickled huge gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	liquefied diffused gummi snake	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	polymerized aerosolized mirror gummi canary	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	tasty bouncing gummi bear	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	adequate gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	stale gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	flavorless snack-sized drunki-bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	spoiled huge wobbly drunki-bear	8	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	rotten super-sized upside-down drunki-bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	tumbling baleful gummi bowtie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	chilly fudge pocket square	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	double-paned lollipop cufflinks	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	purple ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	pulsating belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	adjusted Vulcanized gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	frozen enhanced nitrogenated gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	electrified gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	olive all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	olive heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	bouncing beefy Big Candy's tophat of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	spinning Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blinking blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	snack-sized tasty wobbly jerky coins	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	hand-crafted Go-Wassail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	irradiated Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	colloidal ghostly bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	wet triple-chilled wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	olive Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	upside-down Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	green Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	squat pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	blinking pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	huge pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	galvanized Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	spoiled berries of suffering	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	adjusted wobbly baobab sap	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	gray cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	dry pulsating Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	watered-down drinkable bouncing twirling Barulio's bottle	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	altered diffused teal Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	shaking Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	yellow half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	double-unsweetened vacuum-sealed desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	jittery Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	blurry twirling prompt thinker's Leapin' Trousers	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +3
5544	perfectly mixed eggnog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	stale hamhock	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	spinning green blinking Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	teal Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	Sherlock's Trusty	0		Item Drop: +25
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	frozen modified blurry fireclutch	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 53
5556	lightning-fast flame-wreathed Rain-Doh wings	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	scorching Rain-Doh laser gun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	narrow Rain-Doh lantern of the brazier of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	squat Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	hardy slick Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	ghostly Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	narrow Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	normal PB&BP	3	good	
5566	adequate blinking pulsating club sandwich	4	good	
5567	normal jumbo corned-beef Reuben	5	good	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	hand-crafted Drac & Tan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	irresponsibly strong lousy fuchsia Transylvania Sling	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	artisanal blinking Shot of the Living Dead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	delicious Buttery Knob	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	mediocre practically non-alcoholic tumbling Slippery Knob	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	artisanal Flaming Knob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	drinkable Grasshopper	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	bad spinning Locust	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	watered-down drinkable blue Plague of Locusts	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	hand-crafted Red Dwarf	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	drinkable upside-down Golden Mean	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	artisanal high-proof Green Giant	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	distilled lousy skewed Aye Aye	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	perfectly mixed huge Aye Aye, Captain	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	bad Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Humanitini	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	triple-distilled acceptable More Humanitini than Humanitini	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	acceptable shaking olive Oh, the Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	watered-down acceptable Great Older Fashioned	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	weak perfectly mixed Fuzzy Tentacle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	smooth Crazymaker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Zoodriver	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	aged skewed Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	bad Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	smooth Suffering Sinner	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	weak tolerable Suppurating Sinner	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	acceptable weak special wobbly Sizzling Sinner	2	good	Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	mediocre Firewater	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	extra-dry artisanal Earth and Firewater	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	drinkable Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	hand-crafted Slimosa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Extra-slimy Slimosa	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	hand-crafted Slimebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	practically non-alcoholic aged fuchsia Cement Mixer	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	watered-down hand-crafted jittery Jackhammer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	acceptable blurry Dump Truck	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	practically non-alcoholic smooth Fauna Libre	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	watered-down artisanal Chakra Libre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	perfectly mixed spirit-forward olive Aura Libre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	triple-distilled hand-crafted Sazerorc	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	weak hand-crafted Sazuruk-hai	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	drinkable distilled Flaming Sazerorc	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	watered-down mediocre Green Velvet	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	drinkable weak mirror Green Muslin	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	watered-down hand-crafted Green Burlap	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	mediocre practically non-alcoholic pulsating huge Mohobo	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	tolerable Moonshine Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	irresponsibly strong mediocre blurry Flaming Mohobo	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	watered-down tolerable Drunken Philosopher	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	artisanal enchanted Drunken Neurologist	4	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	weak acceptable Drunken Astrophysicist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	bad high-proof Dark & Starry	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	distilled perfectly mixed Black Hole	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	hand-crafted skewed Event Horizon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	artisanal Herring Daiquiri	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	irresponsibly strong acceptable Herring Wallbanger	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	distilled mediocre Herringtini	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	bad ghostly Lollipop Drop	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	bad Candy Alexander	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	drinkable distilled twirling Candicaine	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	tolerable watered-down squat Caipiranha	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	tolerable Flying Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	smooth Flaming Caipiranha	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	hand-crafted special watered-down Punchplanter	2	EPIC	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	artisanal triple-distilled wobbly Doublepunchplanter	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	lousy Haymaker	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	normal massive fungus	9	good	
5642	shaking poisoned dart	0		
5643	boiled stone wool	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 47
5644	narrow stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	jittery manspreader's calendar	0		Monster Level: +10
5648	censurious gravedigger's Boris's Helm	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	pulsating Usain Bolt's wizardly staph of homophones	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +80, Alters Page Text
5650	reassuring vibrating Boris's Helm (askew) of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	shaking mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	wobbly key-o-tron	0		
5654	delicious nailswurst	4	awesome	
5655	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong used beer	9	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	lime green insulting hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	supercool offensive moustache	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
5661	hairshirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	huge microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	half-sized decent yellow fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	2	good	
5671	strong smooth teal slap and slap again	5	awesome	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	skewed &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	distilled pulsating watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 30
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	mirror gray Van der Graaf Ze&trade; goggles	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	tumbling soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	Jack Frost's wizardly stylish swimsuit	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	moldy red P.B.L.T.	4	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	wobbly quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	auspicious UV monocular	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
5689	yellow drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	skewed pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
5693	sage phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
5694	pulsating Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	tumbling bugbear detector of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	pulsating Samson's The Lost Glasses of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	upside-down mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	huge crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	executive extremely unsafe wax hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	savvy wax pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	quantum bouncing yellow drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	Herculean fireman's helmet of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	forbidden fire axe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	Usain Bolt's fire extinguisher of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	upside-down FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	shaking skewed Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	snack-sized toothsome FDKOL hotcakes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	big flavorless fuchsia fiery wing	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	brainy wings of fire of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	pulsating hardened FDKOL fire hose	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	non-improved deionized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	shaking hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	knitted healthy hot daub bun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	red manspreader's grievous hot daub stand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	tumbling purple blinking veiny foot-long hot daub of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	small tasty mirror angst burger	2	awesome	
5731	fortified perfectly mixed 5-hour acrimony	5	EPIC	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	small decent tumbling forbidden sausage	2	good	
5735	personal trainer's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	improved wet wet Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 21
5737	pickled daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Camp Scout backpack of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	adequate bouncing bag of GORP	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	strong mediocre water purification pills	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	jittery Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	artisanal watered-down CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	decent bag of GORF	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	huge ghostly CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	fancy tasty bag of QWOP	4	awesome	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	non-diffused activated polymerized CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	tolerable CSA cheerfulness ration	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	bite-sized tasty crappy brain	1	awesome	
5753	bland massive cyan decent brain	6	decent	
5754	bland skewed good brain	3	decent	
5755	decent small boss brain	2	good	
5756	stale immense hunter brain	8	decent	
5758	narrow Temple Grandin's personal trainer's Staff of Holiday Sensations of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	flame-wreathed hardy staff	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10
5760	avaricious miser's staff of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: 40
5761	pulsating knitted hardy dance instructor's Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	chaotic Superhero Reboots of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5764	huge pulsating arcane researcher's fuzzy busby of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	twirling fuzzy earmuffs of wisdom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	blinking skewed greedy MacGyver's boxer's fuzzy montera	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	twirling gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	squat gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	blurry gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	narrow talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	clever Barney's rake of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20
5778	bland thick idiot brain	5	decent	
5779	keel-haulin' knife of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
5780	knitted ice cream scoop	0		Cold Resistance: +3
5781	artisanal soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	EPIC	
5782	gray morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	purple weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	tumbling messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	right bear arm of the storm of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	ruddy wicked Sinatra's left bear arm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	Lo Pan's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
5794	colloidal non-pickled upside-down Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 58
5795	double-deionized jittery Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 31
5796	wet wobbly olive Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 54
5797	improved Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 34
5798	corrupted denatured bouncing Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 19
5799	double-ionized electrified eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 17
5800	non-oxidized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 44
5801	polymerized concentrated wobbly Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 51
5802	dry perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 69
5803	flattened White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 33
5804	galvanized boiled super-ionized Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55
5805	warmed breath mint	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 66
5806	pressed polymerized muesli	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 59
5807	vacuum-sealed concentrated squat glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 39
5808	magnetized quantum upside-down glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 18
5809	super-quantum energized wet Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 52
5810	non-wet spinning Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 45
5811	frozen non-magnetized tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 39
5812	polarized skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 23
5813	alkaline adjusted blue smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 17
5814	flattened colloidal blob of acid	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 40
5815	polymerized flayed mind	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 49
5816	irradiated tarnished wobbly kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 48
5817	dry electrified blue forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 69
5818	aerosolized modified wobbly Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 25
5819	flattened unsweetened gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 68
5820	quadruple-energized dry bull blubber	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 46
5821	aerosolized galvanized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 53
5822	aerosolized polymerized irradiated jittery huge bouncing gazely stare	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 24
5823	anodized anodized fuchsia squat spinning canopic jar	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 27
5824	ionized adjusted clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 40
5825	non-tarnished pickled Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 49
5826	alkaline anodized red mirror zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 46
5827	chilled skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 26
5828	extra-concentrated deionized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 42
5829	vacuum-sealed dry moist mirror janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 65
5830	flattened pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 25
5831	modified pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 56
5832	extra-boiled quadruple-flattened ghostly teal secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 20
5833	non-nitrogenated jittery brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 19
5834	polarized holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 11
5835	chilled lime green scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 33
5836	nitrogenated adjusted embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 14
5837	oxidized blinking Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 40
5838	warmed irradiated extra-alkaline Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 53
5839	moist super-tarnished wobbly ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61
5840	irradiated dry Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 58
5841	non-dry A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 68
5842	diffused dry toothbrush	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 50
5843	corrupted pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 32
5844	boiled una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 31
5845	dry non-denatured skewed twirling blurry teal compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 56
5846	anodized teal twirling salt water taffy	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 15
5847	altered dry enhanced purple unholy water	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 15
5848	polarized cyan Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 67
5849	oxidized squat handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 58
5850	quantum magnetized magnetized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 61
5851	polymerized diffused temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 54
5852	electrified warmed oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 61
5853	liquefied energized stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 61
5854	enhanced upside-down BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 13
5855	modified Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 22
5856	triple-pickled Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 63
5857	extra-energized grey cube	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 56
5858	irradiated frozen votive candle	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 49
5859	extra-improved skewed maroon ghostly booby trap	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 54
5860	polarized ionized mirror blurry Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 22
5861	moist good ash	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 28
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	super-diffused warmed gray papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	super-deionized energized deionized papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	moist triple-deionized boiled papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	beefcake's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	experienced papier-m&acirc;chine gun of temperance	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	squat Annie Oakley's baleful papier-masque	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	spinning shellacked Newton's papier-mitre	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	papier-m&acirc;churidars of the dark arts of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	boxer's Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Muscle Percent: +10
5879	bouncing Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	tumbling Jeselnik's horrifying Jack Frost's skeleton skis	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	decent blurry skeleton quiche	3	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	jittery skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	stanky experienced thinker's beefy Bonestabber	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	weak drinkable crystal skeleton vodka	2	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	spinning Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	shaking horrifying auxiliary backbone	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	galvanized extra-liquefied blinking that gum you like	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 52
5893	mirror teal dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	shaking Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	wobbly shaking avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	green canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	mixed huge teal tumbling Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	green jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	wobbly jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pulsating pixel pill	0		
5907	red tumbling pixel energy tank	0		
5908	skewed ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	wobbly lard-coated Temple Grandin's wedding ring	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	sharpshooter's Solstice Shield of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100
5913	adjusted huge candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	triple-polymerized sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	Vulcanized non-polymerized wet wobbly beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	wet sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	tarnished wobbly cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	mansplainer's plastic animelf	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	pulsating weightlifter's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	bouncing plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	plastic Uncle Crimboku of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	purple narrow mansplainer's plastic MechaElf	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	bouncing electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	huge BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	huge greasy brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bouncing bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	Temple Grandin's plastic four-shadowed mime of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	teal ribald plastic Bugbear Captain of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	squat plastic Rene C. Corman of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	up-at-dawn slick plastic Lord Flameface	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	Van der Graaf plastic Beebee King	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	tumbling plastic Queen Bee of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	squat plastic Clancy the Minstrel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	tumbling baleful plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	brainy plastic spiderbugbear	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	deadly plastic peacannon	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	red jittery Samson's plastic the Free Man	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	ribald plastic fire servant	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	plastic mumblebee of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	blinking wicked plastic moneybee	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	tumbling plastic beebee gunners of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	blinking gray Rosewater's plastic beebee queue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	therapeutic plastic buzzerker	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	rosewater-soaked plastic bee swarm	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	mirror plastic batbugbear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	shaking vibrating plastic bugaboo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	shellacked plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	clever plastic ops bugbear	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	jittery medical-grade plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	maroon greedy plastic cavebugbear	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	gray quilted plastic Norville Rogers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	plastic Scott the Miner of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	smartaleck's plastic angry space marine	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	pulsating plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	twirling scorching plastic Father McGruber	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	hardy plastic blazing bat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	arcane researcher's electronic dulcimer pants of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	frightening vibrating Frown Exerciser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	squat bouncing soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	spinning soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	gray twirling soul knife	0		
5970	greasy soul mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	ghostly record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	shaking record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	lime green narrow blurry skewed record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	dance instructor's beefy silent beret of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	flavorless slice of pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	teal huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	blue cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	squat star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	lousy tankard of ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	ghostly electrified therapeutic cloth cap of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	skewed ghostly scandalous horrifying iron dagger of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	rotten narrow hamburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	maroon potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	delicious watered-down bouncing bottle of wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	Sinatra's iron helmet of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	blurry energetic healthy Socratic steel sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	small bland whole roasted chicken	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	bad shining goblet	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	ghostly friendly ruddy crown of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	tumbling pulsating resourceful Fonzie's weightlifter's sword	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	experienced Helm of the Scream Emperor of dire peril of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	wobbly dog trainer's Oprah's strapping Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	censurious friendly deadly Sword of Dark Omens	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	razor-sharp Shield of Icy Fate of the empath of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	maroon curative sinister Greaves of the Murk Lord of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	blurry Usain Bolt's beefcake's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	inspector's Temple Grandin's hardened Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	mansplainer's crafty Samson's Belt of Howling Anger	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	logging hatchet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
6011	red orc wrist of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
6012	supercharged freshwater pearl necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6013	thinker's orcish stud-finder of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30
6014	huge manspreader's screwing pooch	0		Monster Level: +10
6015	anodized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 18
6016	anodized orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 11
6017	warmed aerosolized orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 16
6018	mediocre watered-down gray backwoods screwdriver	2	decent	
6019	fuchsia loadstone of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6020	spinning hardy Claybender glasses of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6021	mansplainer's cool Duskwalker fangs	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15
6022	gray Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	jittery thinker's Whoompa Fur Pants of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	zippy Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Initiative: +20
6025	enhanced corrupted Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 51
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	squat Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	maroon ghostly miser's dress pants	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	squat twirling up-at-dawn badge of authority	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6032	mirror family-friendly vibrating motorcycle boots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6033	foul-smelling rosy-cheeked stolen necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
6034	ghostly twirling rosy-cheeked stylish troll britches	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	adjusted chilled denatured vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 21
6036	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic spinning artisanal limoncello	1	EPIC	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	decent incredible pizza	3	good	
6039	avaricious oil cap of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	huge strapping oil lamp of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +100
6041	extremely unsafe oil slacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	inspector's oil pan	0		Item Drop: +15
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	clever Misty Cloak of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20
6048	shaking deadly smartaleck's Misty Robe	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5
6049	flame-retardant wool Misty Cape of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	stale Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	acceptable spirit-forward wobbly olive Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	5	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	aerosolized tarnished bouncing Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	hale Meatcleaver of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	Crimbo Elf bobble-head of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	narrow squat therapeutic Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	mansplainer's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	occult Crimbo tree flocker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	Lo Pan's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	stanky Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	padded educational Truthsayer	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	moist oxidized ionized mirror mirror haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	enhanced denatured blurry magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	ionized 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	mediocre McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	toothsome immense bouncing haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	mirror home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	tumbling family-friendly haggis socks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	dance instructor's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Microplushie: Hippylase of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	strapping Microplushie: Bropane	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	manspreader's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	wool Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	ghostly bouncing wizardly Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	blue manspreader's Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	greedy Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	healthy Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Samson's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	mirror horrifying Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	narrow gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	scandalous Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	twirling homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	wobbly homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	mirror Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	skewed narrow Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	avaricious careful Ginsu&trade;	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	huge bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	olive bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bouncing bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	jittery zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	ghostly zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	mirror test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	tolerable Chinese beer	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	concentrated chilled blue bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	Jim Carey's padded novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	skewed blue Tesla makeshift yakuza mask	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	mirror piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	Sherlock's fortified Sinatra's White Dragon Fang	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	spinning grievous butterfly knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	shaking cyan tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	bouncing up-at-dawn weighted paperclip chain	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	blue great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	rubber gloves of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	squat olive triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	miniature yummy roasted duck	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	tasty dead meat bun	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	sharpshooter's cat collar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	baleful strapping suspicious-looking fedora	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	upside-down Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	jittery MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	adequate carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	mediocre carrot claret	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	mixed blue carrot juice	1	crappy	Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	Byte of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	purple fortified anger blaster	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	sizzling doubt cannon	0		Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	wobbly wholesome fear condenser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	pulsating fuchsia therapeutic regret hose	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	skewed tumbling Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	green Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	blue perfumed smooth commodore's hat	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	huge sharpshooter's naval trousers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	resourceful deck cannon of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	shellacked ornamental sextant	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	yellow wicked boxer's Bloodbath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	fancy practically non-alcoholic aged fuchsia squat Hundred Headed IPA	1	awesome	Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	yummy squat chum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	deionized crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 59
6172	ionized skewed candy crayons	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	lion tamer's Rosewater's pixel grappling hook	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
6174	blurry GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	skewed gray wobbly GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	green tumbling cosmic dough	0		
6178	purple cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cyan cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	wool lion tamer's resourceful Jarlsberg's hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +1
6185	enchanted bland half-sized yellow consummate hard-boiled egg	2	decent	Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 35
6186	stale consummate fried egg	3	decent	
6187	rotten blinking consummate egg salad	4	crappy	
6188	moldy twirling consummate bagel	3	crappy	
6189	rotten diet jittery consummate sliced bread	1	crappy	
6190	gigantic adequate squat consummate hot dog bun	7	good	
6191	diet flavorless tumbling consummate brownie	1	decent	
6192	immense flavorless twirling consummate toast	10	decent	
6193	acceptable distilled passable stout	5	good	
6194	normal huge consummate soup	10	good	
6195	delicious fancy immense consummate corn chips	10	awesome	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 35
6196	flavorless consummate salad	3	decent	
6197	yummy miniature squat consummate salsa	2	awesome	
6198	huge decent consummate sauerkraut	7	good	
6199	fancy flavorless consummate cheese slice	4	decent	Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 30
6200	stale huge consummate melted cheese	3	decent	
6201	spoiled small fuchsia consummate bacon	2	crappy	
6202	adequate consummate meatloaf	3	good	
6203	immense decent yellow consummate steak	9	good	
6204	adequate snack-sized consummate cuts	2	good	
6205	bite-sized bland consummate frankfurter	1	decent	
6206	decent immense enchanted squat consummate french fries	9	good	Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 5
6207	super-sized moldy consummate baked potato	5	crappy	
6208	special boozy tolerable blurry acceptable vodka	5	good	Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 50
6209	rotten ghostly consummate ice cream	3	crappy	
6210	decent consummate whipped cream	4	good	
6211	diet bland consummate cream	1	decent	
6212	spoiled half-sized cyan blinking consummate strawberries	2	crappy	
6213	snack-sized flavorless huge consummate sorbet	2	decent	
6214	acceptable practically non-alcoholic adequate rum	1	good	
6215	lousy mediocre lager	4	decent	
6216	snack-sized rotten immaculate grilled cheese	2	crappy	
6217	diet bland immaculate ice cream sandwich	1	decent	
6218	immense yummy immaculate hot dog	6	awesome	
6219	flavorless cyan immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	decent	
6220	stale perfect sandwich	3	decent	
6221	miniature bland twirling perfect chef salad	2	decent	
6222	diet delicious tumbling perfect breakfast	1	awesome	
6223	stale special super-sized sublime deluxe hot dog	5	decent	Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 10
6224	bland sublime stew	3	decent	
6225	gigantic stale twirling sublime nachos	8	decent	
6226	tasty Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	4	awesome	
6227	bland bite-sized tumbling Loaded Baked Potato	1	decent	
6228	flavorless small Omega Sundae	2	decent	
6229	hand-crafted Das Sauerlager	4	EPIC	
6230	mediocre Bologna Lambic	3	decent	
6231	special triple-distilled artisanal Vodka Dog	7	EPIC	Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 45
6232	aged blinking Disappointed Russian	4	awesome	
6233	hand-crafted Chunky Mary	3	EPIC	
6234	watered-down bad Nachojito	2	decent	
6235	hand-crafted ghostly Le Roi	3	EPIC	
6236	lousy Over Easy Rider	3	decent	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	enhanced wobbly cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 47
6240	flattened extra-Vulcanized alkaline Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 14
6241	extra-vacuum-sealed quadruple-pressed blinking skewed censored can label	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 47
6242	tarnished mirror ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 22
6243	extra-nitrogenated the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 46
6244	frozen magnetized squat cat's paw	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 49
6245	oxidized ionized blurry ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 22
6246	double-pressed dry demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 35
6247	pressed ionized wobbly clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 38
6248	cold-filtered gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 15
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	greedy ribald grievous sage stylish numberwang of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6251	super-oxidized narrow tumbling scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	quantum flattened scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	fuchsia Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	huge blurry Annie Oakley's steel-toed thinker's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	blurry Temple Grandin's deadly supercool Staff of the Staff of Life of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	miser's friendly wholesome Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	auspicious hardy Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	zippy family-friendly Staff of the Hearty Dinner of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	Fonzie's smartaleck's beefy Staff of the All-Steak	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	Staff of Fruit Salad of the empath of doom of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	flame-wreathed Van der Graaf hardy Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	adequate squat grain of protein powder	4	good	
6268	double-concentrated enhanced cyan pec oil	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 69
6269	tumbling wool gym membership card	0		Cold Resistance: +1
6270	deionized vacuum-sealed blurry Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 17
6271	skewed massive dumbbell	0		
6272	dog trainer's Fonzie's penguin keychain	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1
6273	ionized super-corrupted huge wobbly O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 28
6274	fancy tolerable open sauce	3	good	Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 30
6275	blinking family-friendly turkey leg of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
6276	high-proof tolerable Ye Olde Meade	7	good	
6277	vacuum-sealed pulsating Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 42
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	skewed occult pewter claymore	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6280	bouncing Lo Pan's artisanal rice peeler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
6281	moldy snack-sized heirloom grape tomato	2	crappy	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	frightening brown felt tophat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	narrow slick cool Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Moxie: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	spinning Annie Oakley's personal trainer's Mark II Steam-Hat of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	sharpshooter's Herculean stylish Mark III Steam-Hat of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	mirror rosewater-soaked coward's therapeutic Mark IV Steam-Hat of chilblains of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	Usain Bolt's reassuring flame-retardant clever medical-grade Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	blurry Sherlock's Socratic punk rock jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +25
6292	ribald scorching safety pin	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
6293	tiny toothsome stolen sushi	1	awesome	
6294	bouncing very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	shaking cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	irradiated quantum Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 12
6301	liquefied diffused nitrogenated possibility potion	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 29
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	yellow ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	flame-retardant double-paned friendly cool Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	cyan Usain Bolt's greasy healthy stiffened padded Jarlsberg's pan	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	polarized celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	ionized non-altered twirling twirling celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	vacuum-sealed celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	colloidal diffused twirling celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	Uncle Buck of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	bouncing damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	wholesome Socratic SCUBA tank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventure Underwater
6316	spinning hale deep six-shooter of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6317	narrow up-at-dawn savvy sea chaps	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	friendly mansplainer's chaotic sea holster	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6319	anodized adjusted shaking shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 61
6320	shaking electrified long-forgotten necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	avaricious jam band of bravery of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7
6324	huge greedy flame-wreathed electrified aquamariner's ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6325	gravedigger's Samson's supercool aquamariner's necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
6326	green pearl diver's ring of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6327	narrow greedy wicked pearl diver's necklace	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	yellow fish stick cozy	0		
6331	narrow bazooka cozy	0		
6332	lion tamer's wholesome cozy scimitar of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Breakable
6333	hardened savvy Staff of the Cozy Fish of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Breakable
6334	shaking censurious medical-grade cozy bazooka of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable
6335	wool Lo Pan's sea mantle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1
6336	shaking skewed brawny stylish sea shawl	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	medical-grade sea cape of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	wobbly saltwaterbed	0		
6339	skewed healthy Socratic muddy pirate hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	teal coward's floral-print skirt of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	nippy spectral axe of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
6342	electrified sinister super-strong air freshener	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6343	vacuum-sealed gray Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 62
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	magnetized Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 22
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	deionized pickled upside-down Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 69
6348	blue Van der Graaf Mer-kin dragbelt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	shaking cyan pulsating perfumed Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	Samson's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	gray shellacked Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Damage Reduction: 7
6352	twirling prompt Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Adventures: +3, Initiative: +50
6353	pulsating Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	magnetized pickled Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 16
6355	oxidized pulsating Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 42
6356	squat Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	mansplainer's Mer-kin begsign	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	oxidized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	corrupted mirror pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	moist galvanized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	quantum moist upside-down pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	enhanced irradiated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	triple-denatured concentrated dry pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	magnetized modified pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	weak smooth can of the cheapest beer	2	awesome	
6372	mediocre bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	
6373	bad spinning single swig of vodka	4	decent	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	testy toolbox of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	polymerized irradiated pulsating ph balancer	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 30
6381	polarized modified double-polarized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 30
6382	fuchsia nugget of sodium	0		
6383	tumbling cyan root beer	1	EPIC	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	spinning wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	bouncing blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	magnetized Vulcanized jittery Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 47
6390	unsweetened electrified upside-down Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 59
6391	nitrogenated huge Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 69
6392	scale-mail underwear of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	adjusted denatured warmed upside-down comb jelly	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 61
6394	skewed anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	wobbly peanut sauce	0		
6398	fuchsia blurry glass	0		
6399	warmed corrupted irradiated green squat Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 62
6400	olive Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	diffused aerosolized tear	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
6402	cold-filtered non-boiled ionized skewed jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
6403	liquefied green upside-down grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 35
6404	adjusted mirror violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 35
6405	aerosolized wobbly worst candy	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 47
6406	concentrated dry fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 62
6407	family-friendly dangerous smooth Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	blinking bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	blinking KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	skewed pulsating clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	miniature decent flavorless gruel	2	good	
6416	tiny bland jittery mana curds	1	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	yellow blurry pencil stub	0		
6419	oxidized flattened moth dust	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 41
6420	irradiated quadruple-alkaline unsweetened upside-down glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 35
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	decent small vampire chowder	2	good	
6423	narrow Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	narrow Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	adequate Dreadsylvanian stew	3	good	
6427	mediocre strong Dreadsylvanian	5	decent	
6428	boiled irradiated narrow Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 48
6429	pressed Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 29
6430	dreadful fedora of temperance of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	mirror blinking dreadful sweater of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	bouncing flame-retardant dreadful glove	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	bouncing blurry upside-down Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	squat Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	Sherlock's Rosewater's Covers-Your-Head	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: 30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	olive skewed auspicious Tesla Drapes-You-Regally of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	jittery Usain Bolt's lightning-fast mansplainer's Warms-Your-Tush	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: 120, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	lime green up-at-dawn smelly Helps-You-Sleep	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	gray narrow hardy fortified Sinatra's Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
6445	squat manspreader's Tesla Protects-Your-Junk	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6446	lousy practically non-alcoholic Gets-You-Drunk	1	decent	
6447	lard-coated Great Wolf's headband of the cougar of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	executive Great Wolf's left paw of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	prompt miser's Great Wolf's right paw of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	ghostly lightning-fast Great Wolf's rocket launcher of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	baleful dangerous groovy Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	pulsating spinning Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	liquefied Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 35
6454	lion tamer's hale sage zombie mariachi hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	blurry steel-toed cool zombie accordion of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	gray dog trainer's Socratic zombie mariachi pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	ribald fortified sage HOA regulation book	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +10
6458	purple slick HOA zombie eyes of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: 30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
6459	wobbly HOA citation pad	0		
6460	tumbling wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	huge nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	steel-toed dance instructor's Mayor Ghost's toupee of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	reassuring knitted Mayor Ghost's cloak of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	ribald vibrating banded Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's Mayor Ghost's gavel of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	twirling fireproof flame-wreathed educational Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	big normal ghost pepper	5	good	
6469	shaking perfumed wool Thunkula's drinking cap of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	reassuring ribald experienced Drunkula's cape	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	up-at-dawn baleful savvy Drunkula's silky pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	jittery dog trainer's vibrating Drunkula's ring of haze of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	mirror Drunkula's wineglass of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
6475	acceptable bottle of Bloodweiser	4	good	
6476	family-friendly Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	scandalous Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	ghostly rosewater-soaked vibrating Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	up-at-dawn perfumed therapeutic Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of Leguizamo of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6480	squat healthy Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Thorns: 1
6481	chilly razor-sharp Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5
6482	scandalous frightening hardy Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
6483	Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	skewed bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	tumbling mirror stinking agaricus	0		
6488	decent thick mirror Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	5	good	
6489	jittery music box parts	0		
6490	skewed twirling unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wobbly wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	acceptable distilled bloody kiwitini	5	good	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	fuchsia gravedigger's stiffened beefcake's moon-amber necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	ghostly skewed gray fortified grievous hangman's hood of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +5
6505	huge wool Sinatra's educational ring finger ring	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6506	maroon Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	nasty lion tamer's cool iron helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	auspicious hardened cool iron breastplate	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +10
6510	vibrating studded cool iron greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	blinking scandalous ghost shawl of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
6512	pulsating skull capacitor	0		
6513	tumbling knitted warm fur	0		Cold Resistance: +3
6514	ghostly MacGyver's snowstick	0		Maximum MP: +100
6515	tumbling quilted eerie fetish	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
6516	practically non-alcoholic lousy stinkwater	1	decent	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	tasty mirror accidental mutton	3	awesome	
6519	nippy hardened drafty drawers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	bouncing bouncing experienced wolfskull mask of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	careful guts necklace	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
6522	medical-grade smartaleck's groping claw	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6523	tumbling pulsating bouncing hardened vengeful spirit	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6524	stiffened BOOtonniere	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
6525	chilled ghost thread	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 45
6526	wool vibrating bag of unfinished business	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
6527	stanky steel-toed transparent pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	stylish hothammer	0		Moxie: +25
6529	acceptable Thriller Ice	4	good	
6530	wobbly spinning Van der Graaf grandfather watch	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	wobbly personal trainer's Rosewater's spyglass	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6533	scorching vial of hot blood	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6534	wobbly medical-grade remorseless knife	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6535	Oprah's intimidating coiffure	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	cod cape of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100
6537	spoiled blood sausage	4	crappy	
6538	jittery lightning-fast rosewater-soaked frying brainpan	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
6539	wizardly ball and chain of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6540	dry bone of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
6541	narrow up-at-dawn tailbone shield	0		Adventures: +5, Thorns: 1
6542	razor-sharp tonguebone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
6543	huge auspicious baleful pogo stick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6545	cyan prompt Jeselnik's brawny weedy skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	blue greasy steel-toed pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	spinning cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	upside-down hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	shaking maroon stench cluster	0		
6555	narrow sleaze cluster	0		
6556	quadruple-galvanized improved fuchsia skewed phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 51
6557	tarnished phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 45
6558	liquefied phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69
6559	pressed galvanized non-diffused phial of stench	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 35
6560	quantum tumbling phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 16
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	stiffened hand of Mr. Cards	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	special spoiled Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	4	crappy	Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 25
6565	stale enchanted Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	decent	Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 10
6566	spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6567	low-calorie stale special Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1	decent	Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 35
6568	tasty gigantic Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	6	awesome	
6569	mediocre blinking Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	4	decent	
6570	drinkable ghostly Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	good	
6571	hand-crafted spinning Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6572	enchanted watered-down aged Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	awesome	Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 45
6573	bad Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	4	decent	
6574	bouncing hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	twirling stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	bouncing sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	red Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	wizardly hot dog wrapper	0		Mysticality: +25
6585	rosy-cheeked debonair deboner of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30
6586	ionized alkaline wobbly chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 28
6587	upside-down cool jar of frostigkraut	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6588	sage gnawed-up dog bone of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
6589	horrifying Grey Guanon	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6590	greedy friendly occult Engorged Sausages and You	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20
6591	tolerable dream of a dog	3	good	
6592	careful crafty optimal spreadsheet of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	ghostly hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	distilled ghostly ghostly epic cluster	1	awesome	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	red clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	shaking clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	tumbling yellow clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	green clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	squat clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	hand-crafted special weak Cold One	2	???	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 25
6616	half-sized stale spinning spaghetti breakfast	2	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	fuchsia folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	squat folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	spinning folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	jittery folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	maroon upside-down folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	yellow squat jittery narrow folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	mirror folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	narrow folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	blinking folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	red folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	tumbling folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	mirror lime green folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	teal folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	maroon hale slide rule of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
6649	wet Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 56
6650	blinking Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	artisanal stepmom's booze	3	EPIC	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	ghostly grievous band T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6655	practically non-alcoholic delicious fountain 'soda'	1	awesome	
6656	skewed illegal firecracker	0		
6657	gray supercharged healthy pickelhaube	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	liquefied corrupted hair oil	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 69
6659	ionized scrap	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 22
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	narrow suspension bridge	0		
6662	Lo Pan's Tesla deadly Staff of the Lunch Lady of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6663	universal key	0		
6664	wobbly world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	lion tamer's smooth deathchucks	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +2
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	deionized ionized pulsating sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 65
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	unsweetened chilled jittery narrow tumbling superwater	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 23
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	huge Herculean Yearbook Club Camera	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	flame-retardant machete	0		Hot Resistance: +1
6680	smooth Cursed Punch	4	awesome	
6681	acceptable Bowl of Scorpions	3	good	
6682	acceptable weak lime green Fog Murderer	2	good	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	skewed boxer's surgical mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	wobbly half-size scalpel of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	medical-grade surgical apron	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	slick bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Moxie: +10, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	lime green McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	ghostly crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	spinning scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	shaking imitation White Russian	1	good	
6704	studded short-handled mop of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Food Drop: +100
6705	decent bite-sized jungle floor wax	1	good	
6706	purple smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	super-dry dry maroon colorful toad	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 61
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	shaking attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	skewed smelly dangerous pygmy briefs	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	huge short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	upside-down squat bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	Temple Grandin's sphygmomanometer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +7
6716	non-energized bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 11
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	zippy compression stocking of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20
6719	ghostly Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's midriff scrubs	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6720	quantum vacuum-sealed nitrogenated skewed pill cup	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 65
6721	hardy Herculean water bottle of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	tarnished pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 51
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	flavorless exotic jungle fruit	4	decent	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	jittery UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	pulsating funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	huge cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	shaking tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	quadruple-Vulcanized tarnished bent scrap	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 29
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	wicked junk band	0		Spell Damage: +5
6743	junk trunks of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	spinning teal toasty junk-mail shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5
6745	miniature decent junk food	2	good	
6746	delicious junk yard	3	awesome	
6747	wobbly greasy Jack Frost's swordzall	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6748	ruddy arm buzzer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6749	Annie Oakley's boilgun of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	purple packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	blurry artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	special perfectly mixed can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	EPIC	Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	aged enchanted squat ghostly can of Drooling Monk	3	awesome	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	practically non-alcoholic bad fuchsia can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	acceptable bottle of Old Pugilist	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	drinkable bottle of Professor Beer	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted jittery bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	triple-distilled tolerable bottle of Race Car Red	6	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	boozy drinkable ghostly huge bottle of Greedy Dog	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	special mediocre boozy bottle of Lambada Lambic	5	decent	Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	fancy liquid bread	1	decent	Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	chaotic Oprah's boxer's tin tam	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	polymerized tumbling tin cup	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	teal wobbly zippy hardy rosy-cheeked tin foil	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	lard-coated scandalous careful tin drum	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	pulsating tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	fuchsia tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	energized super-anodized foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 15
6777	dry seal sweat	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 63
6778	galvanized chilled boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 49
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	chaotic beefy studded sealhide shield	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6781	clever scabrous seal epaulets	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
6782	mirror abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	wholesome sinister seal medal of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25
6784	bouncing deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	pulsating bouncing boot knife	0		
6790	mirror broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	quantum dry disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 66
6796	vacuum-sealed irradiated blinking disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 59
6797	adjusted tarnished yellow spinning disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 56
6798	moist purple spinning disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 62
6799	ionized disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 17
6800	double-vacuum-sealed altered disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
6801	triple-denatured twirling disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 21
6802	colloidal deionized disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 28
6803	nitrogenated tumbling disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 33
6804	wet disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 15
6805	adjusted diffused yellow twirling disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 66
6806	pressed frozen disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 54
6807	MacGyver's The Sagittarian's leisure pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	narrow lime green toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	upside-down beer-battered accordion of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	slick baritone accordion	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	slick mama's squeezebox	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	jittery therapeutic guancertina	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	zippy accordion file	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	accord ion of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	inspector's bone bandoneon	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	ghostly inspector's pentatonic accordion	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	censurious non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	beefy Accordion of Jordion of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	narrow autocalliope of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	tumbling dangerous accordionoid rocca	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	mirror shellacked pygmy concertinette	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	ghost accordion of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	ribald peace accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	careful deadly alarm accordion	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	educational All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the brazier of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	tumbling ghostly nasty clever KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5
6828	watered-down drinkable discocktail	2	good	
6829	spinning KoL Con X Bingo Card of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
6830	dance instructor's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6831	triple-ionized dry Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 43
6832	tumbling bouncing Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	polarized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 20
6834	dry shaking box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 32
6835	enhanced anodized bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 36
6836	enhanced super-warmed Vulcanized mirror upside-down PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 14
6837	colloidal quadruple-wet Swizzler	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 49
6838	triple-galvanized ghostly wobbly Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 15
6839	deionized pulsating jam	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 57
6840	enhanced Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 15
6841	irradiated cyan 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 68
6842	concentrated vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 35
6843	dry pulsating bone bons	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 30
6844	polarized denatured mirror ironic mint	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 44
6845	pulsating unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
6849	aerosolized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 40
6850	wool careful cool sturdy cane	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +1
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	shaking a suspicious address	0		
6856	executive Bal-musette accordion	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	wobbly skewed Rosewater's Cajun accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	bouncing smartaleck's quirky accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	jittery supercharged sage Skipper's accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	Jeselnik's ruddy grievous Pantsgiving of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	snack-sized moldy can of sardines	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	normal high-calorie sugar substitute	4	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	normal huge pat of butter	6	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	delicious miniature dinner roll	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	spoiled small mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	normal half-sized whole turkey leg	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	flavorless squat deviled egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	alkaline finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	oxidized magnetized dented spoon	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	corrupted wet love note	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	upside-down school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	moist pressed skewed nail file	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	non-unsweetened quadruple-dry corrupted candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	squat bouncing maroon gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	activated wet post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	twirling spinning dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	upside-down pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	squat wobbly pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	Oprah's rosy-cheeked banded bowl of petunias of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	medical-grade hale stiffened power sock of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	family-friendly clever brawny boxer's wool sock	0		Muscle Percent: 30, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	smelly energetic wicked Newton's moustache sock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	double-warmed nitrogenated warmed skewed spirit gum	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
6886	blue spirit pillow	0		
6887	olive spinning spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	ghostly fuchsia spirit bed	0		
6891	jittery nasty Van der Graaf spirit bell of terror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	quantum anodized spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	alkaline upside-down freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	dry blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	non-tarnished handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	non-deionized tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	extra-vacuum-sealed super-polymerized spinning cyan Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	mirror Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	flask flops of Calamity Jane of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6903	non-dry nuts	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	colloidal improved blinking bolts	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	flavorless gingerbread robot	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	stale petit 4.1	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	decent nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	purple chaotic plastic GORM-8	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	narrow yellow brainy plastic warbear	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	prompt plastic Toybot	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	wicked plastic warbear fortress	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	Da Vinci's Rosewater's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	yellow warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	Tesla warbear hoverbelt of Tarzan of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	activated warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	altered irradiated warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	alkaline flattened warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	moldy bite-sized warbear feasting bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	thick stale warbear warrior bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	bite-sized bland warbear thermoregulator bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	lousy spirit-forward warbear feasting mead	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	extra-dry tolerable upside-down warbear bearserker mead	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	spirit-forward acceptable red warbear blizzard mead	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	narrow ruddy arcane researcher's warbear plain fedora of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	wobbly upside-down extremely unsafe warbear feathered fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	lion tamer's Fonzie's warbear fedora of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	lard-coated medical-grade smooth warbear plain helm	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	experienced warbear spiked helm	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	spinning frightening Newton's warbear electro-spiked helm of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	bouncing sharpshooter's Oprah's warbear plain ushanka of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	Usain Bolt's warbear lined ushanka	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	zippy executive energetic warbear heated ushanka	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	wool greasy quilted warbear party pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	Rosewater's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	lightning-fast clever warbear high festival pants of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +20, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	strapping warbear battle greaves of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	purple blurry strapping warbear officer greaves	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	wobbly inspector's aromatic resourceful warbear bearserker greaves	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	pulsating clever deadly warbear johns	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	shaking stanky warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	blue arcane researcher's supercool smooth warbear johns	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	ghostly warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	perfumed stanky wholesome warbear goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	miser's warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	double-paned chaotic ruddy warbear polarized goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	executive warbear laser bowtie of Leguizamo of terror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	mirror zippy warbear plasma bowtie	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	lion tamer's Annie Oakley's warbear nuclear bowtie of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	huge gray medical-grade veiny experienced warbear warscarf	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	huge avaricious warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	red vibrating healthy personal trainer's warbear warscarf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	Lo Pan's warbear foil hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	bouncing forbidden smartaleck's warbear oil pan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	shaking warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	blurry razor-sharp warbear exhaust manifold	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	spinning warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	fuchsia warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	strapping die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	die-cast Doc the Reindeer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	tumbling beefy die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	maroon supercharged die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	perfumed die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	pulsating die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	Van der Graaf die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	cool die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	die-cast factory worker elf of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	extremely unsafe die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	Herculean die-cast middle-management elf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	ghostly Sinatra's die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	double-paned die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	flame-retardant die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	narrow die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	spinning pulsating lightning-fast chaotic die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	die-cast turtle mech of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	ghostly cool die-cast Swiss hen	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	Sherlock's die-cast killing bird	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	quilted die-cast ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	dog trainer's die-cast goose a-laying	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	Sinatra's die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	Samson's die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	studded die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	sharpshooter's weightlifter's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	huge scandalous supercharged die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	huge zippy smelly die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	hardened die-cast Uncle Hobo of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	reassuring sizzling die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	blinking The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	moist Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	altered squat handful of Smithereens	1	crappy	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	flavorless huge Every Day is Like This Sundae	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	half-sized adequate mirror Miserable Pie	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	flavorless tumbling This Charming Flan	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	high-proof hand-crafted bouncing Irish Coffee, English Heart	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	artisanal Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	triple-distilled drinkable Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	9	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	blue shaking Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	razor-sharp Work is a Four Letter Sword of incineration of temperance of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	upside-down spinning knitted nasty weightlifter's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the glutton	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	avaricious Annie Oakley's occult brawny Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	greedy Jim Carey's curative supercool A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	pulsating wicked dance instructor's stylish Half a Purse of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	frosty dog trainer's Oprah's Hairpiece On Fire of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	smooth thinker's Vicar's Tutu of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	gravedigger's foul-smelling Temple Grandin's Hand in Glove	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	wholesome personal trainer's slick Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	ribald chilly Ouija Board, Ouija Board of courage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	cyan horrifying supercool stylish Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	scandalous electrified boxer's Saucepanic	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	toasty careful educational Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	avaricious sizzling manspreader's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	huge third-hand lantern of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	normal pickled egg	4	good	
7033	mirror cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	shaking warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	blurry tumbling warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	modified warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	bouncing warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	wet enhanced bouncing glass slipper	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	mixed tumbling antimatter wad	1	good	Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	pressed jittery warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	electrified warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	ionized dry huge warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	snack-sized rotten pulsating warbear gyro	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	polymerized blinking recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	ghostly warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	narrow warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	rotten breakfast mess	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	bland breakfast miracle	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	irradiated ghostly olive skewed Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	fuchsia grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	blinking praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	yellow hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	powdered grim fairy tale	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	blue grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	pressed unsweetened shaking single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	aerosolized shaking single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 39
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	purple packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	rotten snow berries	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	decent ice harvest	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	Vulcanized triple-chilled anodized tumbling frost flower	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	adjusted pickled snow cleats	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	magnetized unsweetened blue liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	rotten ghostly snow crab	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	perfectly mixed watered-down blurry Ice Island Long Tea	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	bouncing snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	bouncing careful snow mobile	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	rosewater-soaked ice bucket	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	miser's nippy snow shovel	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	ghostly teal bod-ice of Gandalf of the brazier of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	greedy shellacked experienced snow belt of terror	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	executive smelly healthy experienced ice nine	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	smooth tumbling En Una Fila Tequila	4	awesome	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	
7092	maroon Van der Graaf slick warbear dress helmet	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	miser's warbear dress bracers of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	pulsating dog trainer's steel-toed warbear dress greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	wool supercharged sweatband	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	narrow blurry resourceful gym shorts of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	cyan mansplainer's Herculean ankleweights	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	purple grievous brawny smooth sweat socks of the cougar	0		Moxie: 35, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	upside-down Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	distilled wobbly Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	electrified powder	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	spinning licorice whip of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	green anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	drinkable blinking snakebite	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	blurry Temple Grandin's smartaleck's candy stick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	rotten mirror blurry pecan	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	jumbo rotten pecan pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	toothsome fuchsia candy mountain oyster	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	lousy huge chocotini	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	gray upside-down greasy slick chocolate rabbit's foot of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	flavorless candy carrot	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	stale red candy carrot cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	lightning-fast electrified carrot-on-a-stick	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	Sinatra's weasel stomping pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	bite-sized decent jittery mulberry	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	fortified bad jittery mulled berry wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	narrow lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	lemon party hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	resourceful lemon shirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	purple upside-down personal trainer's lemon drop trousers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	improved squat lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	crafty grievous gummi sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	pickled huge small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	blue rock-hard chocolate cow bone	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	quantum gummi fang	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	enchanted super-sized flavorless leftover canap&eacute;s	5	decent	Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	acceptable blinking magnum of champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's razor-sharp cow creamer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	tarnished Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	Lo Pan's veiny wolf whistle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	rotten jumbo jittery witch's bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	Vulcanized diffused ghostly witch's brew	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	Jack Frost's Fonzie's supercool witch's bra	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	perfectly mixed mid-level medieval mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	chilled frozen narrow R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	extra-irradiated moist upside-down hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	corrupted irradiated skewed shaking ghostly hare brush	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	lime green knitted coward's hare pin	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	spoiled olive cinnamon cannoli	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	spirit-forward acceptable expensive champagne	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	liquefied ionized polo trophy	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	blinking ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	narrow filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	twirling glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	spinning ribald nasty dog trainer's fire hose	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	bland fireman's lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	tumbling frightening flame-wreathed plain paper hat of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	small decent maroon ice cream sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	mirror narrow medical-grade dangerous &quot;honey&quot; dipper of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	rotten pulsating plumber's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	medical-grade steel-toed grievous skull gearshift knob	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	flavorless snack-sized bouncing nachos of the night	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	twirling horrifying medical-grade Sketcherz&trade; of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	decent can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	modified smudge stick	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	liquefied shaking wall	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	artisanal spinning tankard of ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	wet scroll case	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	deionized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	huge crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	spoiled special low-calorie humble pie	1	crappy	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	vacuum-sealed pickled crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 25
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	maroon The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	bouncing The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	ghostly pulsating Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	wobbly Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	tumbling Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	artisanal weak unnamed cocktail	2	EPIC	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	thinker's unrequired jacket	0		Mysticality: +10
7190	tommy gun of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	shaking drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	blue skewed throwing spoon	0		
7194	tumbling yellow throwing fork	0		
7195	groovy breadchucks of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20
7196	wobbly shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
7198	silk skirt of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	twirling Buddy Bjorn of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	blinking scorching padded grievous The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25
7202	adequate miniature sweet roll Alabama	2	good	
7203	miser's Saturday Night Special	0		Meat Drop: +10
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	wobbly huge boxer's fleetwood chain	0		Muscle Percent: +10
7206	delicious Green Manalishi	4	awesome	
7207	Sinatra's blade	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	triple-corrupted extra-frozen blinking eagle feather	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 40
7211	pressed irradiated yellow one pill	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 26
7212	Jefferson wings of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	huge cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	moldy fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	4	crappy	
7216	tumbling shaking lynyrd skin	0		
7217	lard-coated lynyrdskin cap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	pulsating steel-toed lynyrdskin tunic	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7219	boxer's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	pulsating cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	hand-crafted olive Flamin' Whatshisname	3	EPIC	
7223	polarized electrified lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 32
7224	upside-down nippy Kashmir sweater of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10
7225	yummy custard pie	3	awesome	
7226	blurry tea for one	1	decent	
7227	mediocre high-proof bottle of Evermore	8	decent	
7228	box	0		
7229	perfectly mixed gray wine	3	EPIC	
7230	aged practically non-alcoholic rum	1	awesome	
7231	watered-down hand-crafted spinning Murderer's Punch	2	EPIC	
7232	spoiled velvet cake	3	crappy	
7233	alkaline letter	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 51
7234	toasty Newton's book	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +5
7235	occult razor-sharp masque	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
7236	skewed supercool red-hot poker	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7237	narrow red perfumed Red X Shield	0		Stench Resistance: +5
7238	skewed rosy-cheeked grievous badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
7239	rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
7240	censurious coat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7241	nippy Herculean shoe	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	quadruple-colloidal double-boiled enhanced blinking blood cells	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 36
7245	irradiated magnetized narrow eye	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 15
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	yellow sizzling extremely unsafe Red Fox glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	tarnished denatured yellow skewed wobbly foxglove	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 28
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	asbestos-lined flame-wreathed Sneaky Pete's jacket of the sewer of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	narrow cyan Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	jittery really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	triple-distilled smooth mini-martini	8	awesome	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	twisted molotov soda	1	awesome	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 30
7258	extra-denatured teal squat pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 21
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	twirling olive Jack Frost's chilly sage Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	blinking yellow photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	fuchsia photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	wobbly disposable instant camera	0		
7267	censurious flame-wreathed manspreader's thinker's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	skewed Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	lime green manspreader's plastic Professor What	0		Monster Level: +10
7273	Socratic plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
7274	blinking purple veiny plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Maximum HP: +10
7275	energetic plastic Gary Claybender	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7276	plastic Captain Kerkard of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
7277	denatured vacuum-sealed irradiated bouncing robot grease	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 16
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	denatured wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 19
7280	unsweetened ghostly blinking wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 15
7281	ionized alkaline upside-down wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 19
7282	super-aerosolized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 23
7283	ionized extra-tarnished wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 21
7284	skewed dog trainer's friendly crying statue earrings	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	teal tumbling banded boxer's plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	purple clever boxer's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	pulsating sizzling groovy Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	knitted Space Tourist palmdoctor of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	scorching sizzling amok putter of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: 35
7290	adequate amok pudding	3	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	energized pickled flattened can of V-11	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	hardened elevennis shoes of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	Usain Bolt's baleful elevenderizing hammer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	blinking Professor What T-Shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7298	olive heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	upside-down red Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	skewed Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	squat telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	maroon Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	adjusted yellow eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 55
7309	irradiated concentrated shaking rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 49
7310	pickled ghostly bronzer	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 19
7311	cyan rosy-cheeked stiffened elegant nightstick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	squat bouncing rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	prompt scandalous wholesome ghost of a necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
7319	shaking Jeselnik's Elizabeth's Dollie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25
7320	magnetized twirling mirror wobbly Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 25
7321	spinning experienced Stephen's lab coat of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15
7322	oxidized green Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 66
7323	wicked Jacob's rung of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
7324	pickled bouncing shaking battery	1		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 5
7325	weak hand-crafted snakebite	2	EPIC	
7326	mansplainer's rubber ribcage of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +50
7327	powdered synthetic marrow	1		
7328	modified triple-magnetized teal shaking funny bone	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 17
7329	energetic half-melted spoon of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
7330	diluted tumbling the funk	1		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 5
7331	big stale gunky chicken	5	decent	
7332	frosty doll head	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	squat narrow voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	zippy paddle-ball of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
7336	tarnished blurry sound effects record	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 60
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	extra-chilled blue dancer	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 32
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	moose antlers of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	flattened wet blinking moose thought	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 60
7342	small spoiled ghostly moose chocolate	2	crappy	
7343	enchanted lousy wobbly painting of a glass of wine	4	decent	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 15
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	upside-down ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	MacGyver's educational ghost toga	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +100
7348	tasty miniature sheet cake	2	awesome	
7349	tumbling ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	purple banded Staff of the Electric Range of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7352	delicious green deluxe layer cake	4	awesome	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	lousy wobbly red-hot boilermaker	3	decent	
7355	bouncing coal shovel of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	flattened ionized dry purple hot coal	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 32
7357	pressed coal dust	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 18
7358	ghostly purple brainy Bram's choker of chilblains of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	zippy plaid pocket square	0		Initiative: +20
7362	crafty beefy plaid skirt	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	adjusted bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 49
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	non-wet ionized fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 52
7366	bad narrow bottle of laundry sherry	4	decent	
7367	extra-adjusted wet energized industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 29, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	massive spoiled extra-flat panini	7	crappy	
7369	boiled moist blinking narrow mangled finger	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 20
7370	watered-down drinkable Psychotic Train wine	2	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	small yummy pie man was not meant to eat	2	awesome	
7373	groovy sommelier's towel	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7374	teal deadly tarnished tastevin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
7375	decent actual tapas	4	good	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	pulsating up-at-dawn ghast iron cleaver of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5
7378	scandalous healthy ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	ghast iron heater shield of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
7380	tumbling censurious ghast iron codpiece of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	stiffened Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7382	blinking Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	triple-pressed Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	quadruple-ionized flattened blurry maroon Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	moist adjusted bouncing Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	ionized pulsating wobbly Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	cold-filtered moist Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	altered Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	quantum Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	quadruple-polymerized dry blue Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	double-modified activated Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	cold-filtered gray ghostly Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	denatured Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	moist mirror Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	extra-Vulcanized alkaline Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	aerosolized Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	pickled adjusted narrow Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	liquefied Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	pickled Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	altered Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	enhanced twirling Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	wet Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	concentrated nitrogenated skewed Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	cyan Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	lime green Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	upside-down Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	mirror green mirror Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	blinking Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	blinking Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	blurry salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	ghostly bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	quantum liquefied sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	tarnished triple-polymerized Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	quantum ghostly Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	aerosolized irradiated Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	wet dry skewed Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	dry dry Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	modified alkaline purple Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	vacuum-sealed dry upside-down Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	flavorless gigantic ghostly Beefy Crunch Pastaco	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	bland twirling Brain Food Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	diet decent ghostly Cool Brunch Pastaco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	moldy blinking Medical Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	fancy spoiled huge Energy Buzz Pastaco	10	crappy	Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	bland pulsating Ludovico Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	spirit-forward bad overpowering mushroom wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	triple-distilled bad complex mushroom wine	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	distilled mediocre huge smooth mushroom wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	delicious wobbly blood-red mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	weak lousy buzzing mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	acceptable narrow swirling mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	tiny adequate Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	rotten bite-sized Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	perfectly mixed spirit-forward narrow regular-size brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	irresponsibly strong lousy super-size brogurt	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	watered-down artisanal broberry brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	fancy watered-down hand-crafted brocolate brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	strong drinkable French bronilla brogurt	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	upside-down bouncing Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	squat squat industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	ghostly boxer's Brogre brorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	upside-down blurry forbidden Brogre brolo shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	veiny Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	mirror Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	jittery avaricious nasty educational 8-billed baseball cap	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	upside-down auspicious extremely wet T-shirt of the storm of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	savvy smooth shrimp fork of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	pickled chilled BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	extra-magnetized blue go-go potion	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	irradiated shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	non-anodized Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	double-paned string of moist beads	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	dry Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	dry moist sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	super-flattened cold-filtered sugar bunny	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	mirror sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	bad Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	decent	
7483	fortified perfectly mixed La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	EPIC	
7484	drinkable Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	good	
7485	skewed loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	huge skewed triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	watered-down acceptable bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	good	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	jittery wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	blurry ghostly bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	adjusted ionized mirror Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 26
7500	map	0		
7501	wobbly	0		
7502	modified Texas tea	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 19
7503	zippy dark hamethyst ring	0		Initiative: +20
7504	frightening dark baconstone ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5
7505	Jack Frost's dark porquoise ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7506	vibrating book	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5
7507	miser's cloak	0		Meat Drop: +10
7508	label	0		
7509	normal Mornington crescent roll	3	good	
7510	frozen spinning cyan eye shadow	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 30
7511	wobbly crumbling wheel	0		
7512	warmed triple-nitrogenated shaking poppy	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 35
7513	wobbly opium grenade	0		
7514	baleful boxer's duonoculars	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	skewed nippy personal trainer's spider leg	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	watered-down mediocre glass of bourbon	2	decent	
7520	mirror burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	moldy government cheese	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	upside-down thinker's pair of government shades	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	narrow space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	chilled ionized government	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	altered alien drugs	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	shellacked brawny government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	stale massive ghostly loaf of alien bread	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	moldy grilled cheese sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	diluted olive jittery alien protein powder	1	awesome	Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	tolerable rocket fuel	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	mediocre irresponsibly strong stealth bomber	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	shaking space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	huge twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	blurry ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	spinning nippy space beast fur hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	razor-sharp space beast fur pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	space beast fur whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	fuchsia forbidden space heater of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	weak hand-crafted space port	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	clever smartaleck's space needle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	polarized buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	double-dry adjusted ash soda	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	aerosolized yellow liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	activated dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	diffused double-flattened jittery bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	polymerized bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	denatured blood cells	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 20
7558	acceptable wine	4	good	
7559	double-liquefied upside-down gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 61
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	triple-magnetized shaking twirling giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 51
7562	polymerized dry musk turtle	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 55
7563	dry teal programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 59
7564	enhanced spinning mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 59
7565	stale yellow ham steak	4	decent	
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	wizardly Time Lord Badge of Honor of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +5
7569	hardy Socratic Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50
7570	altered Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 43
7571	Van der Graaf boxer's silent pea shooter	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7572	tasty blinking D roll	3	awesome	
7573	fuchsia Herculean kiwi beak of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100
7574	mediocre lime green New Zealand iced tea	4	decent	
7575	lightning-fast dance instructor's droll monocle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7576	vacuum-sealed electrified narrow green huge future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 42
7577	liquefied diffused improved future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 42
7578	warmed wet future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 11
7579	blurry twitching time capsule	0		
7580	distilled wobbly liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 25
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	rotten small rack of dinosaur ribs	2	crappy	
7583	artisanal jittery scotch on the rocks	3	EPIC	
7584	twirling zippy MacGyver's yabba dabba doo rag	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	greasy mansplainer's wooly loincloth	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	red helix fossil	0		
7587	squat S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	tumbling Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	tolerable glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	mediocre blinking cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	lousy extra-dry thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	artisanal watered-down Lucky Lindy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	fancy aged maroon Bee's Knees	4	awesome	Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Sockdollager	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	tolerable practically non-alcoholic blue Ish Kabibble	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	hand-crafted high-proof Hot Socks	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	tolerable fuchsia Phonus Balonus	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	boozy special drinkable Flivver	5	good	Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	smooth high-proof Sloppy Jalopy	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	pressed enhanced yellow squat flame	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 52
7601	magnetized temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 65
7602	liquefied Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 67
7603	diffused non-corrupted neckbeard	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 65
7604	nitrogenated artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 67
7605	vacuum-sealed activated mirror maroon punk patch	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 33
7606	denatured cold-filtered frozen teal steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 69
7607	activated anodized vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 62
7608	extra-anodized polymerized upside-down turtle mud	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 69
7609	extra-adjusted Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 35
7610	triple-oxidized Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 34
7611	irradiated quadruple-chilled Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 55
7612	concentrated triple-nitrogenated jittery tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 42
7613	corrupted super-ionized spinning bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 50
7614	unsweetened vacuum-sealed voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 49
7615	polarized concentrated pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 49
7616	polymerized boiled pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 51
7617	energized short deposition	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 56
7618	quadruple-moist cold-filtered jittery straw pole	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 15
7619	magnetized mirror copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 45
7620	chilled denatured tarnished yellow ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 61
7621	magnetized concentrated ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 29
7622	improved button rouge	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 14
7623	alkaline altered gray Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 20
7624	diffused lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 25
7625	denatured tarnished mirror flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 36
7626	polarized extra-vacuum-sealed narrow oyster badge	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 17
7627	anodized pulsating plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 11
7628	boiled dancing fan	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 43
7629	triple-cold-filtered boiled page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 34
7630	non-galvanized magic powder	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 67
7631	quantum modified bouncing friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 51
7632	alkaline moist government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 20
7633	modified quadruple-magnetized mirror olive alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 31
7634	liquefied electrified narrow irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 57
7635	extra-polymerized dry wobbly cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 50
7636	healthy shellacked shell of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	skewed auspicious pillow shell	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	shellacked whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	shaking oil shell of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	vibrating stiffened weightlifter's turtle shell	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	wobbly shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	jittery ingot turtle	0		
7643	pulsating duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	purple life preserver	0		
7646	skewed lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	ionized irradiated gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 47
7650	magnetized energized spinning catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 46
7651	cyan freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	lime green spinning fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	neoprene skullcap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	magnetized goblin water	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 29
7661	maroon dumb mud	0		
7662	yummy big Sogg-Os	5	awesome	
7663	perfumed dance instructor's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7664	quadruple-altered Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 56
7665	diffused energized wobbly red liquid ice	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 35
7666	fancy artisanal lime green huge Wet Russian	4	EPIC	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 20
7667	big decent shaking filet of The Fish	5	good	
7668	upside-down Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	sizzling lion tamer's hardened thunder down underwear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	jittery double-paned beefcake's famous raincoat of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	grievous lightning rod of the empath of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	scandalous law-abiding citizen cane	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
7673	perfectly mixed enchanted weak legitimate business on the beach	2	EPIC	Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 10
7674	jittery wicked hep waders	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	fancy bland spinning jive turkey leg	4	decent	Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 15
7676	lightning-fast birdbone corset	0		Initiative: +40
7677	ionized red candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 46
7678	horrifying 4-dimensional fez	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	super-absorbent tarp of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
7681	mediocre unquiet spirits	4	decent	
7682	blue banjo kazoo mount of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
7683	pressed corrupted quadruple-liquefied grass	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 28
7684	Time Lord Participation Mug of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
7685	lime green censurious fireproof Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7686	wobbly greedy frosty boxer's Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
7687	polymerized pressed upside-down dog ointment	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 13
7688	bouncing forbidden Fonzie's gumshoes	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
7689	squat avaricious flapper floppers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
7690	Jeselnik's sneakeasies	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
7691	ghostly blinking gravedigger's crafty plastic nunchaku	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	stanky grievous hand whip of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	twirling rosewater-soaked savvy glow-in-the-dark necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	tumbling bouncing Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	steel-toed stiffened cap gun of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	green Herculean cassette player of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	shaking chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	pulsating &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	enhanced non-colloidal cyan spinning confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	boiled twirling confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	unsweetened confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	spinning LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	cold-filtered jittery blinking rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	spinning yellow spinning wool rubber cape of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	Sinatra's educational savvy Thor's Pliers of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: 4, Experience (Moxie): +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	wet candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 26
7711	hardened water wings for babies of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +5
7712	squat beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	super-sized adequate Strix stix	5	good	
7714	Sherlock's mansplainer's boxer's vampire pellet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25
7715	irresponsibly strong artisanal non-aged vinegar	6	EPIC	
7716	Van der Graaf unsanitized scalpel	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7717	blurry foul-smelling gladiator tunica	0		Stench Damage: +10
7718	MacGyver's Roman sadnals	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
7719	pulsating rosy-cheeked madius	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7720	Rosewater's radiator heater shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
7721	super-cold-filtered salt wages	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 52
7722	twirling razor-sharp centurion helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	beefcake's pteruges	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	colloidal Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 18
7726	ionized polarized wobbly purple Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 26
7727	electrified Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 53
7728	improved spinning Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 55
7729	bouncing Chroner trigger	0		
7730	skewed Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	mirror twirling Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	gray Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	mirror Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	ghostly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	ghostly thinker's Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	pulsating sharpshooter's banded Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	squat flame-retardant Xiblaxian stealth trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	spinning fireproof experienced Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	flavorless narrow Xiblaxian ultraburrito	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	tolerable Xiblaxian space-whiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	dry enhanced diffused They liver	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	toothsome immense lime green They liver popsicle	6	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	blinking holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	bouncing holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	boiled residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	upside-down bouncing fortified Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	scorching ruddy smooth defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	asbestos-lined friendly Sinatra's Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	alkaline twirling jittery the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	toothsome huge shaking ghostly &quot;meat&quot; stick	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	twisted transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	lime green pulsating fireproof friendly pair of plants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	ruddy studded wicked Sasq&trade; watch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	scorching smoker's cloak of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	Jeselnik's hardened savvy camouflage T-shirt of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	activated experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	narrow aromatic hale heavy-duty clipboard of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	ghostly frightening sharpshooter's arcane researcher's battery-powered drill of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	tiny rotten upside-down limp broccoli	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	padded hat of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	ionized improved monkey barf	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	warmed candy	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	wobbly hardy baleful arcane researcher's jangly bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	blinking smartaleck's cuddly teddy bear	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	slick first-aid pouch of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	improved cold-filtered concentrated blurry airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	stale low-calorie initiative shawarma	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	tasty warm war shawarma	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	stale bite-sized karma shawarma	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	smooth Jungle Juice	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	distilled aged jittery Amnesiac Ale	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	high-proof perfectly mixed Highest Bitter	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	mansplainer's banded mercenary pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	hardy rosy-cheeked mercenary rifle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	skewed shaking Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	teal viral DNA	0		
7812	spinning tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	normal enchanted seared dino steak	4	good	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 20
7814	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of drinkin' gas	1	EPIC	
7815	narrow handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	twirling 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	double-paned friendly iShield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
7825	fireproof flame-retardant crafty earbuds	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: 4, Single Equip
7826	yellow Usain Bolt's coward's iFlail of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -35, Initiative: +80
7827	flavorless lime green unidentifiable dried fruit	3	decent	
7828	tolerable flat cider	3	good	
7829	supercharged brawny wizardly trench lighter	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	tarnished experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	wobbly gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	spinning GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	huge Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	twirling wobbly special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	dry mirror perl necklace	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	alkaline denatured Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	ionized colloidal ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	special adequate petit fortran	3	good	Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	rotten java cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	yummy huge bouncing cookie cookie	9	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	plastic exo-suited miner of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	up-at-dawn plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	grievous plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	groovy plastic Crimbot	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	brawny plastic Crimbomega	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	dry lime green flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	sizzling radiation-resistant helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	rock-hard servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	horrifying frosty high-energy mining laser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	maroon peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	upside-down maroon pulsating nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	green Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	fuchsia Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	blinking Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	squat gray Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	huge Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	bouncing spinning Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	skewed Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	teal Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	blue Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	blinking Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	blurry Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	mirror bouncing Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	blinking recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	shaking recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	twirling recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	flame-retardant Lo Pan's Fonzie's Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	anodized adjusted boiled squat Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 49
7915	Vulcanized electrified blue Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 14
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	denatured BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 63
7918	corrupted bouncing Moonds	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 40
7919	extra-magnetized irradiated wet upside-down Big Punk	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 49
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	jittery turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	hand-crafted Friendly Turkey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Agitated Turkey	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	drinkable mirror Ambitious Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	yummy blue neutron lollipop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	acceptable gamma nog	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	distilled single atom	1	good	Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	upside-down Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	wobbly sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	skewed nastygeist	0		
7944	blinking tooth	0		
7945	ghostly table	0		
7946	huge frosty lion tamer's outlaw bandana of the cheetah	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
7947	perfectly mixed whiskey in a broken glass	4	EPIC	
7948	delicious blinking shot of mescal	4	awesome	
7949	perfectly mixed glass of herbal tequila	4	EPIC	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	up-at-dawn plaid cowboy hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	ghostly spinning horrifying dangerous rusted-out shootin' iron of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7954	blue shaking rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	shaking even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	squat curative hardened deadly Staff of Ed of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	jittery amulet	0		
7964	wicked Staff of Fats	0		Spell Damage: +5
7965	jittery Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	vibrating World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7968	narrow topiary nugglet	0		
7969	pulsating beehive	0		
7970	lime green boning knife	0		
7971	twirling Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	distilled twirling mummified fig	1	crappy	
7973	modified blinking mummified loaf of bread	1	awesome	
7974	denatured mummified beef haunch	1	decent	
7975	gray linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	green holy spring water	0		
7979	blue spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	chaotic Sister Accessory of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
7984	triple-flattened cold-filtered blurry Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 55
7985	tumbling healthy parachute of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	teal Sherlock's pad of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	wobbly chilly Temple Grandin's peeler	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	pettipants of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	vibrating educational panama hat	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	tumbling crafty therapeutic pulsera	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	dangerous police baton of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	auspicious aromatic reassuring groovy thinker's plus-fours of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	forbidden Newton's porkpie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	pulsating upside-down Fonzie's smooth pepper mill	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	coward's energetic pelerine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	fireproof electrified phantom mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	dried ghostly polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	dried spinning blurry powder	1		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	quadruple-moist twirling blue choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	pressed extra-moist cyan smart watch	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	concentrated mirror augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	narrow ruddy toy Crimbot mega face	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	shaking supercharged toy Crimbot power glove	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	asbestos-lined toy Crimbot super fist	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	flame-wreathed toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	tarnished oxidized lime green Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	blurry censurious banded Fonzie's Crimbomega drive chain	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	tumbling Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	shaking Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	aerosolized olive blinking fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	non-liquefied extra-oxidized flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	corrupted ionized and rain stick	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 24
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	normal Choco-Mint patty	4	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	bad hot mint schnocolate	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	dehydrated wobbly homeopathic mint tea	1	awesome	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	jittery tumbling muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	green foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	shaking ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	lime green artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	green Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	wobbly continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	greasy friendly tope&eacute;	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	toasty beefy topiary tights	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5
8036	twirling topiary necktie of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
8037	normal bowl of topioca	4	good	
8038	wobbly topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	skewed crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	lard-coated pot	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8044	mirror supercool spelunking fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8045	thinker's sturdy machete	0		Mysticality: +10
8046	brawny shotgun	0		Muscle Percent: +20
8047	narrow boomerang of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8049	stylish mining helmet	0		Moxie: +25
8050	jittery ribald X-ray goggles	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Luck: +5
8051	therapeutic cape	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8052	flame-wreathed jetpack	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	jittery tumbling spiked boots	0		
8055	jittery fortified pickaxe	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8056	skewed twirling torch	0		
8057	greedy veiny [spelunking test kit]	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +20
8058	plasma rifle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
8059	spinning Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	zippy asbestos-lined The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Luck: -6
8061	skewed The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	shaking pulsating coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	squat Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	spinning banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	mixed shaking twirling	1	awesome	Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	wobbly twirling mirror nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	narrow warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	jittery Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	red ghostly supercool beefy Spelunker's fedora of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	mansplainer's Fonzie's groovy Spelunker's whip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	Annie Oakley's Spelunker's khakis of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: 35, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	teal LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	squat Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	upside-down lard-coated beefcake's wicker kickers	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	huge chilly Herculean wicker slicker	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	extremely unsafe wicker knickers of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	occult dance instructor's wicker ticker	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	frightening forbidden wicker sticker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	deadly smartaleck's wicker clicker	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	denatured blue wickerbits	1		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	toasty coward's belt	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	shaking sinister beefy badge	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	extremely unsafe bowl of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's brooch	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	bouncing flame-wreathed healthy breeches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	scandalous backpack of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	compressed bits	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	prompt rock-hard anvil	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	censurious curative akubra	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	curative educational apron	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	huge aromatic educational ascot	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	twirling clever attache case of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	Oprah's educational accordion	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	distilled blurry aerosolized	1		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	stiffened beefy wig	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	frightening careful winch crank	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	reassuring friendly widget	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	Jeselnik's ribald whisk	0		Sleaze Damage: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	razor-sharp walker of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	bouncing MacGyver's waders of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	dried flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	healthy shellacked gaiters	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	lion tamer's supercharged garland	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	bouncing frosty gunnysack of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	Temple Grandin's smooth garibaldi	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	squat girdle of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	narrow wicked gloves of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	diluted maroon smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	teal zippy fiberglass fetish of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	purple lightning-fast studded fiberglass foil	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	censurious thinker's fiberglass fannypack	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	Herculean brawny fiberglass frock	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	wholesome padded fiberglass fingerguard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	upside-down Van der Graaf sage fiberglass fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	vaporized fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	skewed narrow winged yeti fur	0		
8136	gray talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	blue fortified rubber spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8139	narrow sage spoon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8140	lion tamer's crystalline reamer	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8141	blinking macroplane grater of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
8142	ghostly blinking clever bastard baster	0		Maximum MP: +20
8143	savvy obsidian nutcracker	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked glass eye	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
8146	magnetized wobbly invisible potion	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 60
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	ninjammies of the brute of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	electrified quadruple-flattened Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
8150	vacuum-sealed ionized skewed sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 20
8151	warmed dry Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 26
8152	super-altered polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 30
8153	unsweetened denatured green jittery candy dish	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 65
8154	energized Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 24
8155	nitrogenated activated talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 63
8156	lime green check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	purple Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	corrupted pickled yellow mouse skull	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 64
8161	ionized really thick spine	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 59
8162	pulsating blue Sherlock's double-paned skullcap	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	smelly strapping three-legged pants	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	sinister remaindered axe of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10
8165	narrow low-budget shield	0		
8166	chaotic Oprah's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	enchanted adequate bouncing teal baguette	4	good	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 45
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	moist cold-filtered ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 20
8170	chilled mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 42
8171	special high-proof drinkable unflavored wine cooler	9	good	Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 25
8172	special teal carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 15
8173	flame-wreathed sewer snake	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
8174	stale twirling pigeon egg	3	decent	
8175	extremely unsafe arcane researcher's jaunty feather	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
8176	enchanted perfectly mixed premium malt liquor	4	EPIC	Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 50
8177	gravedigger's brown paper pants of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
8178	squat supercool stylish brown paper bag mask	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20
8179	educational ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	Sinatra's breadwand	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8181	cyan skewed chaotic loafers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
8182	pulsating twirling Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	Jack Frost's bread basket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
8184	fuchsia Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	skewed censurious hardened The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	tolerable fortified mirror Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5	good	
8189	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Radberry Rip wine cooler	1	EPIC	
8190	artisanal pulsating Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8191	weak lousy blurry spinning Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2	decent	
8192	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Citrus Crush wine cooler	8	EPIC	
8193	small spoiled plain bagel	2	crappy	
8194	tiny toothsome glob of cream cheese	1	awesome	
8195	decent purple loaf of soda bread	3	good	
8196	normal wobbly acceptable bagel	3	good	
8197	stale standard-issue cupcake	3	decent	
8198	delicious small blinking ultra-deluxe cupcake	2	awesome	
8199	ghostly hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	normal popular tart	3	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	tarnished Vulcanized Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 39
8203	pulsating airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	mirror FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	shaking narrow double-paned Rosewater's expensive camera	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	jittery sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	dry jittery How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	huge bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	ghostly twirling bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	bouncing reassuring rigging rope of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	vaporized nasty snuff	1	awesome	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	blurry Jack Frost's sewage-clogged pistol of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	liquefied beard incense	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	blurry purple twirling perfume-soaked bandana of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	mirror toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	thick normal toxo	5	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	watered-down hand-crafted twirling Lemonade-235	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	lime green Sinatra's Da Vinci's isotophat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	zippy frightening Three Mile Island shorts	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	cyan tumbling wobbly horrifying shellacked toxic mop	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	shaking jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	family-friendly smelly backwoods banjo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	olive narrow lard-coated medical-grade ruddy ratskin pajama pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	moist altered turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	upside-down spinning chaotic fake washboard of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	blurry narrow jittery curative Dinsey's oculus of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	huge thinker's Dinsey's radar dish	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	spinning Dinsey's pizza cutter of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	reassuring Dinsey's brain of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	lion tamer's Annie Oakley's Dinsey's glove	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	purple bouncing auspicious deadly Dinsey's pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	bouncing razor-sharp lube-shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	narrow trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	blurry sinister cool Dinsey mascot mask of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	toothsome purple Dinsey food-cone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	watered-down mediocre Dinsey Whinskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	aerosolized twirling Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	manspreader's sinister fannypack	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	greedy auspicious scandalous electrified savvy garbage sticker of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	coward's smartaleck's hazmat helmet of James Dean of the detective of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	gray Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	lime green Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	pickled ionized energized bouncing nasty gum	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 63
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	spinning medical-grade The Lot's engagement ring	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	bouncing Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	pulsating Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	mirror resourceful Newton's thinker's miracle whip of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	jittery studded sphygmayomanometer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	shaking tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	spoiled unappetizing mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	small bland uninteresting mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	miniature rotten teal acceptable mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	adequate enticing mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	rotten skewed mouth-watering mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	jittery newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	hand-crafted Afternoon Delight	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	triple-dry blue Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	red Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	liquefied wet twirling Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	improved Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 59
8287	green puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	twirling dice ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
8291	cyan steel-toed dice belt buckle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
8292	maroon dice-print pajama pants of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
8293	squat reassuring dice-shaped backpack	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8294	censurious dice-print do-rag	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
8295	twirling dice sunglasses of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	quadruple-dry skewed dice	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 56
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	blinking pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	altered power pill	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	deionized vacuum-sealed teal blinking pixel star	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	spoiled spinning wobbly pixel banana	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	hand-crafted pixel beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	bouncing pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	ionized sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 64
8307	ionized skewed teal &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 23
8308	flattened twirling piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 35
8309	dry baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 34
8310	diffused .epub file	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 56
8311	aerosolized BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 17
8312	dry super-aerosolized ghostly blue blurry hustler shades	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 29
8313	magnetized activated electrified jerky stick	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 29
8314	galvanized nitrogenated costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 65
8315	unsweetened dry teal muscle oil	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 32
8316	ionized bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 42
8317	altered pickled ghostly pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 40
8318	extra-dry upside-down sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 26
8319	super-frozen non-ionized blurry jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 49
8320	dry quadruple-vacuum-sealed pulsating one glove	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 54
8321	Vulcanized glove	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 41
8322	unsweetened handful of fire	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 12
8323	denatured maroon ghostly Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 31
8324	quadruple-enhanced activated disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 29
8325	Vulcanized anodized coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 37
8326	warmed conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 26
8327	improved Vulcanized mirror Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 50
8328	oxidized tarnished skewed icy hairspray	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 65
8329	flattened smellbook	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 62
8330	tarnished chilled assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 57
8331	super-electrified oxidized narrow fuchsia filthy armor	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 28
8332	triple-ionized plague pie	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 27
8333	quantum squat batarang	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 16
8334	wet adjusted polymerized narrow spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 40
8335	cold-filtered spinning grease trap	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 20
8336	unsweetened frozen deionized blinking shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 69
8337	galvanized diffused porkpocket	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 38
8338	frozen Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 43
8339	extra-modified vacuum-sealed twirling warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 18
8340	diffused janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 61
8341	double-polarized polarized quadruple-pickled skewed warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 69
8342	cold-filtered anodized baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 34
8343	modified non-enhanced carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 51
8344	aerosolized Vulcanized twirling bronze polish	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 11
8345	warmed olive crident	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 14
8346	ionized electrified skewed totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 34
8347	ionized spray chrome	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 18
8348	pressed filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 60
8349	super-pressed denatured hand of cards	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 23
8350	liquefied pulsating damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 13
8351	triple-Vulcanized chilled lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 55
8352	ionized irradiated pickled maroon skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 15
8353	oxidized grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 27
8354	triple-colloidal triple-pressed spinning nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 11
8355	altered vacuum-sealed gray iron torso box	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 27
8356	vacuum-sealed activated shaking mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 44
8357	tarnished polarized radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 11
8358	aerosolized irradiated moist squat x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 24
8359	oxidized wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 21
8360	triple-alkaline blurry hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 50
8361	galvanized non-Vulcanized child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 51
8362	double-altered denatured spinning devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 39
8363	double-pressed narrow shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 23
8364	deionized maroon alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 59
8365	deionized extra-oxidized diffused novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 16
8366	pressed invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 35
8367	polarized polarized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 37
8368	irradiated concentrated blurry garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 14
8369	quadruple-denatured unsweetened jittery plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 40
8370	chilled narrow narrow funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 68
8371	pickled polymerized altered gray bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 20
8372	tarnished tumbling maroon flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 52
8373	Vulcanized twirling captured boozles	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 68
8374	modified altered mirror drinks tray	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 69
8375	moist eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 67
8376	blurry submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	delicious thick pixel lemon	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	acceptable bouncing pixel daiquiri	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	denatured liquefied yellow upside-down power pill	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	colloidal pixel potion	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	purple twirling Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	twirling cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	skewed mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	jittery mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	bouncing The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	ribald The Emperor's new hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	narrow The Emperor's new shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	blinking medical-grade The Emperor's new pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	veiny lead pipe of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	energetic rope of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	aromatic gravedigger's wrench	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	candlestick of the ox of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	squat huge groovy knife of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	blinking tumbling chaotic revolver of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	narrow huge savory dry noodles	0		
8407	normal pestopiary	3	good	
8408	double-pressed enhanced ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 53
8409	stale green crudles	3	decent	
8410	bland half-sized agnolotti arboli	2	decent	
8411	rotten spaghetti with ghost balls	3	crappy	
8412	tasty massive succulent marrow	9	awesome	
8413	big stale salacious crumbs	5	decent	
8414	normal bite-sized enchanted fusilli marrownarrow	1	good	Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 40
8415	stale suggestive strozzapreti	3	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	miniature toothsome Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	awesome	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	decent huge linguini immondizia bianco	8	good	
8420	bite-sized bland shells a la shellfish	1	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	skewed unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	cyan 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	wobbly Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	green veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	bouncing hot spore pod	0		
8433	teal cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	reassuring crafty LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	Sherlock's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	executive LavaCo Lamp&trade; of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	olive uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	blurry capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	tumbling heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	upside-down LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	reassuring Samson's high-temperature mining mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	nippy rock-hard fireproof megaphone	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	spoiled miniature spinning mineapple	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	artisanal boozy Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	lime green SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	delicious smelted roe	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	enchanted lousy lavawater	3	decent	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	double-energized twirling basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	flame-wreathed energetic occult lavalarva	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	wholesome smartaleck's lava balaclava of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	blinking steel-toed baleful sinister basaltamander buckler	0		Spell Damage: 35, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	oxidized yellow lava globs	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	stale gooey lava globs	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	hardened lava-proof pants of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	fuchsia sharpshooter's cool heat-resistant necktie	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	lightning-fast sharpshooter's supercool heat-resistant gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	spoiled miniature very hot lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	bad asbestos thermos	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	polymerized ionized liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	spoiled disco biscuit	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	lousy Quaatorade&trade;	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	Jack Frost's biker's hat of the bloodbag of terror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	smelly brawny stylish feathered headdress	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	executive friendly electrician's hardhat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	blurry Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	squat Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	fuchsia &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	pulsating New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	fuchsia wicked smooth velvet pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	savvy smooth velvet hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	perfumed smooth velvet pocket square	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	smooth velvet socks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	huge foul-smelling smooth velvet hanky	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	ghostly olive upside-down crafty dangerous The One Mood Ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	spinning the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	skewed maroon Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	olive half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	wobbly glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	dehydrated squat SMOOCH coffee cup	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	deionized unsweetened warmed labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	yellow frightening occult Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	dance instructor's smartaleck's grease cannon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	dry electrified super-dry demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	auspicious slick love of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	upside-down ribald clever Pener's drumstick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	perfumed deuce cape of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	dangerous Lavalos's shell of the empath of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	smelly smooth velvet bra of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	blue brawny SMOOCH bracers of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	huge squat mansplainer's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	fireproof SMOOCH spaulders	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	Lo Pan's vibrating SMOOCH codpiece	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	pulsating studded SMOOCH breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	adequate lava cake	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	adequate pink slime	3	good	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	half-sized spoiled olive devil hair pasta	2	crappy	
8530	decent spagecialetti	3	good	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	narrow good gravy	0		
8533	mirror illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	thick stale libertagliatelle	5	decent	
8535	bland turkish mostaccioli	3	decent	
8536	normal teal twirling linguini of the sea	3	good	
8537	liquefied unsweetened Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 13
8539	teal Alexy sauce	0		
8540	ghostly rainbow sauce	0		
8541	upside-down drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	half-sized spoiled Fettris	2	crappy	
8543	snack-sized adequate fusillocybin	2	good	
8544	spoiled prescription noodles	3	crappy	
8545	vaporized blinking blurry cyan blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	oxidized vacuum-sealed bag of grain	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 69
8547	quadruple-concentrated colloidal pocket maze	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 46
8548	colloidal triple-pressed unsweetened tumbling blurry shady shades	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 30
8549	corrupted liquefied jittery squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 14
8550	normal weird gazelle steak	4	good	
8551	yummy spinning sausage without a cause	3	awesome	
8552	deionized bouncing blurry face paint	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 29
8553	mediocre upside-down emergency margarita	3	decent	
8554	practically non-alcoholic mediocre purple vintage smart drink	1	decent	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	enhanced deionized activated ghostly mirror Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 41
8559	oxidized flattened blue skewed bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 52
8560	colloidal boiled quadruple-vacuum-sealed Aerheads	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 22
8561	polymerized energized Wrotz	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 12
8562	electrified oxidized flattened mirror Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
8563	galvanized tarnished green huge fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 67
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	fortified barrel lid of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	aromatic knitted barrel hoop earring of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	rosewater-soaked flame-wreathed lion tamer's bankruptcy barrel	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	wobbly firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	mirror tumbling tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	shaking weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	yellow barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	teal ghostly pulsating moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	tolerable weak bottle of Amontillado	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	hand-crafted watered-down barrel-aged martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	rotten massive barrel pickle	8	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	snack-sized rotten olive barrel cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	vaporized blurry vibrating mushroom	1	awesome	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	pickled mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	rosy-cheeked KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	lime green upside-down weightlifter's barrel gun	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	small spoiled purple water log	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	aromatic greasy barrelhead	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	occult educational bottoms of the barrel	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	up-at-dawn shellacked chest barrel	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	pulsating bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	red blinking perfumed double barreled barrel gun of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	up-at-dawn chilly strapping triple barreled barrel gun	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	electrified barrel beryl choker of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	stylish wizardly barrel beryl nose ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	shaking stanky barrel beryl ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	moist adjusted cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	dry nitrogenated red cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	pressed blinking cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	quantum enhanced squat spinning cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	energized shaking ghostly cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	chilled oxidized cold-filtered cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	chilled warmed cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	boiled anodized cyan cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	enhanced lime green cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	extra-dry upside-down cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	magnetized extra-aerosolized bouncing cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	warmed double-pickled cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	warmed vacuum-sealed blue cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	dry anodized gray cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	anodized irradiated cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	tarnished mirror cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	extra-dry blurry cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	Vulcanized dry magnetized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	cold-filtered polymerized cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	polarized denatured non-concentrated cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	extra-unsweetened cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	super-deionized polarized cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	improved magnetized shaking cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	distilled cyan blinking cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	compressed squat olive cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	magnetized moist jittery cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	pickled pickled blurry maroon cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	improved cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	warmed cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	electrified cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	alkaline moist ionized blurry cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	cold-filtered colloidal improved cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	shaking cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	aerosolized ionized blue cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	modified modified twirling cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	blinking wobbly stanky dance instructor's Samson's Royal scepter	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	wobbly Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	delicious bowl of eyeballs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	bland tiny shaking bowl of mummy guts	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	massive adequate bowl of maggots	10	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	practically non-alcoholic drinkable ghostly blood and blood	1	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	artisanal special Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	hand-crafted mirror zombie	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	twirling tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	dog trainer's extremely unsafe crown of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	bouncing ear poison	0		
8653	blurry stink-penny	0		
8654	shaking Sherlock's family-friendly sinister hawk	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
8655	delicious massive ghostly hamlet sandwich	7	awesome	
8656	chaotic Othello's military jacket	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
8657	banded Othello's dagger	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
8658	bouncing Tesla Othello's handkerchief	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
8659	Vulcanized maroon bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 41
8660	grip key	0		
8661	red blinking How to Play Othello	0		
8662	aromatic veiny smooth ghostly dagger	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
8663	hand-crafted high-proof ghost beer	6	EPIC	
8664	smartaleck's Othello set	0		Moxie Percent: +30
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	shaking family-friendly scorching Lo Pan's Yorick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8668	green pulsating rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	pulsating tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	mirror Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	yellow one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	double-diffused altered unsweetened ghostly shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	huge bland iceberg lettuce	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	special artisanal weak ice wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	dangerous Socratic Wal-Mart snowglobe of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	skewed occult brainy Wal-Mart nametag of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	scorching stiffened Wal-Mart overalls of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	gray huge The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	mirror Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	upside-down perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	sinister bellhop's hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	spirit-forward aged ice porter	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	super-boiled quadruple-cold-filtered lime green exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	pulsating bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	improved polymerized mirror shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	tumbling hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	bouncing ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	pickled pulsating medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	normal small ice rice	2	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	mediocre blinking iced plum wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	Temple Grandin's friendly wicked training belt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	huge up-at-dawn strapping training legwarmers of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	pulsating flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's training helmet of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	blinking training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	teal X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	skewed self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	pickled abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dehydrated abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	compressed ghostly abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	pickled ghostly fuchsia abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	diluted ghostly abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	vaporized blue pulsating abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	pickled huge abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	boiled pulsating abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	powdered abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	dried blurry abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	ghostly modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	snack-sized normal VYKEA meatballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	lousy maroon VYKEA mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	alkaline super-denatured boiled VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	pulsating gray VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	pulsating VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	tumbling VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	pulsating VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	purple shellacked savvy sage VYKEA hex key	0		Mysticality Percent: 30, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	stale tin of submardines	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	tolerable bottle of norwhiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	distilled huge octolus oculus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	Fonzie's smartaleck's sardine can key of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	bouncing stanky crafty norwhal helmet of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	frightening electrified groovy octolus-skin cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	smooth perfect cosmopolitan	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	hand-crafted perfect negroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	triple-distilled delicious wobbly perfect dark and stormy	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	hand-crafted perfect mimosa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	perfectly mixed wobbly perfect old-fashioned	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	practically non-alcoholic aged blurry perfect paloma	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	liquefied unsweetened That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	Vulcanized cold-filtered Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	super-diffused denatured frozen Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	dry modified denatured spinning Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	anodized Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	triple-alkaline unsweetened jittery Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	deionized pulsating hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	polarized ionized ghostly communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	snack-sized adequate wobbly Crimbo salad	2	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	jumbo normal maroon bread line	5	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	lousy bark rootbeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	artisanal strong ale	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	quilted plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	nasty plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	supercool plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	miser's plastic Crimborgatron	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	thinker's plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	wobbly bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	skewed lime green BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	mirror huge Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	boozy bad Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	narrow Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	narrow Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	quadruple-ionized electrified pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	gray sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	zippy banded experienced reusable shopping bag	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	crafty coarse hemp socks	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	friendly armband	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	jittery pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	bouncing chilly pine cone necklace	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	veiny reindeer hammer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	knitted elf ploughshare	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	ghostly nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	steel-toed elven tambourine	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	smartaleck's reindeer sickle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	teal face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	blurry yellow plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	fuchsia bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	tumbling incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	spinning kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	ghostly high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	wobbly experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	upside-down self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	pulsating exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	tumbling glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	blinking Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	skewed bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	bland Kudzu salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	dried purple Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed blurry spinning Miss Graves' vermouth	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	normal The Plumber's mushroom stew	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	altered The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	perfectly mixed The Mad Liquor	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	drinkable Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	super-sized normal huge Mr. Burnsger	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	dried The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	blurry miser's greasy friendly The Jokester's gun	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	huge flame-retardant healthy The Jokester's wig of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	executive supercool The Jokester's pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	liquefied quadruple-energized Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	yellow replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	mirror basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	triple-improved irradiated robin's egg	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	tasty robin flan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	drinkable robin nog	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	blurry root beer barrel	0		
8840	liquefied blue shaking Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 64
8841	extra-corrupted Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 32
8842	pickled quantum infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 40
8843	adjusted can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 40
8844	oxidized The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 12
8845	modified warmed bag of random words	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 12
8846	polarized pickled altered teal tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 33
8847	enhanced shaking red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 23
8848	alkaline question juice	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 68
8849	quantum aerosolized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 59
8850	wobbly stiffened your cowboy boots	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	squat inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	blue nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	purple nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	squat nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	pulsating nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	tumbling boxer's quicksilver ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	spinning pulsating censurious fortified boxer's thicksilver ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	Usain Bolt's family-friendly brawny wicksilver ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	nasty shellacked slicksilver ring of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	toasty sinister sicksilver ring of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	auspicious nicksilver ring of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	greedy dangerous ticksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	friendly MacGyver's sage Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	spinning scandalous energetic smooth Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	sinister stylish Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Annie Oakley's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	twirling Lo Pan's World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	zippy Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	supercharged Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	executive lard-coated nippy coward's deadly Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	careful hale Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	decent plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	bland small plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	flavorless plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	flavorless blurry plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	stale plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	toothsome jittery plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	adequate plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	rotten bite-sized plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	super-sized stale plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	moldy miniature fuchsia plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	cyan avaricious brainy Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	spinning zippy sharpshooter's Daisy's unclean bloomers of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	frightening forbidden boxer's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	olive up-at-dawn MacGyver's Rosewater's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the empath of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	teal MacGyver's hardened baleful Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	olive cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	enhanced ionized frozen poker face paint	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	aerosolized twirling triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	ionized pulsating ghost bit	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	activated buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	boiled ionized lion musk	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	half-sized moldy spinning bear claw	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	modified rattler gland	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	pressed teal half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	altered adjusted tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	rotten huge squat rotting beefsteak	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	tolerable extra-dry firemilk	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	moist olive huge spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	vaporized bouncing moomy dust	1		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	skewed wool flame-wreathed western-style skinning knife	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	bouncing reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	sage steel knuckles	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	huge Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	shaking LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	shaking Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	wobbly Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	bouncing narrow disc (white)	0		
8924	pulsating green disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	skewed disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	wobbly disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	cold-filtered wet jittery demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	wobbly porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	teal mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	jittery diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	mirror frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	squat purple rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	maroon quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	gray wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	narrow special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	huge Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	huge briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	shaking shaking crafty medical-grade one-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8960	steel-toed Fonzie's two-gallon hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9
8961	cyan fireproof double-paned three-gallon hat	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
8962	hardened four-gallon hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3
8963	veiny five-gallon hat of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
8964	gray inspector's occult six-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15
8965	steel-toed seven-gallon hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Candy Drop: +100
8966	red chaotic dangerous eight-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
8967	blinking lard-coated chilly nine-gallon hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8968	savvy ten-gallon hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100
8969	rosy-cheeked eleven-gallon hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	purple snake oil	0		
8972	tarnished skin oil	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 14
8973	nitrogenated activated unusual oil	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 36
8974	pickled diffused eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 17
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	wet adjusted patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 68
8977	enhanced irradiated blinking patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 68
8978	improved concentrated vacuum-sealed patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 64
8979	ionized blurry ghostly patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 61
8980	irradiated dry patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 13
8981	diffused nitrogenated green ghostly patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 38
8982	polarized boiled corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 36
8983	drinkable rodeo whiskey	4	good	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	family-friendly real cowboy hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	lime green Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	bouncing Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	wobbly do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	powdered blurry wobbly armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	bite-sized moldy jumping horseradish	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	lousy weak fancy Sacramento wine	2	decent	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	unsweetened tumbling upside-down Greek fire	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	jittery double-paned frightening razor-sharp Newton's strapping ox-head shield	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	vibrating hale wholesome steel-toed supercool dented scepter	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	red dog trainer's Oprah's hardened beefcake's very pointy crown of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	purple frosty battle broom of Calamity Jane of chilblains of bravery of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	pulsating crafty steel-toed thinker's carpe of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	Annie Oakley's shellacked codpiece of the blizzard of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	supercharged hardy sage troutsers of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	blinking yellow friendly grievous bass clarinet of terror of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	green narrow jittery aromatic double-paned Sinatra's Herculean fish hatchet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	scorching Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked tunac of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	red fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	Vulcanized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	artisanal bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	quadruple-pickled squat high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	Tesla fishin' hat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	mansplainer's sonar fishfinder	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	huge viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	bouncing internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	shaking meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	adequate snack-sized wobbly gallon of milk	2	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	teal infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	jittery asbestos-lined frightening strapping First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	cyan high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	toothsome jumbo tumbling star salad	5	awesome	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	adequate bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	good	
9033	pulsating Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	moldy enchanted browser cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	smooth weak hacked gibson	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	pulsating Source shades of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	blurry Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	blinking Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	teal Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	yellow Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	shaking Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	mirror Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	maroon Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	wobbly blue Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	tumbling Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	bouncing Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	jittery Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	censurious friendly wholesome Da Vinci's plastic detective badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	olive knitted extremely unsafe grievous savvy bronze detective badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: 150, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	MacGyver's sage beefcake's detective badge of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	censurious flame-wreathed clever detective badge of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	huge detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	rosewater-soaked rock-hard detective roscoe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	electrified shoe gum	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	upside-down gravedigger's rosy-cheeked brawny noir fedora	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	Sherlock's Herculean trench coat of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	aged weak Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	bland low-calorie twirling hardboiled egg	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	upside-down maroon detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	knitted wool Tesla medical-grade quilted beefy protonic accelerator pack	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: 4, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	mirror almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	yellow flame-wreathed Adventurer bobblehead	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	green psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	yellow foul-smelling stiffened bindle	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	Jeselnik's fleshy lump of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	double-paned Da Vinci's smoldering bagel punch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	chaotic therapeutic ghostly reins	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	purple frosty derringer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	maroon narrow greasy Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	skewed teal Temple Grandin's studded brainy Spookyraven signet	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	Tesla groovy tie-dyed fannypack	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	cool weightlifter's burnt snowpants	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	cyan brawny standards and practices guide	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	hale Carpathian longsword of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	skewed maroon scorching mansplainer's Liam's mail of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	bouncing huge cyan sharpshooter's arcane researcher's Samson's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	blue Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	upside-down rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	friendly Wrist-Boy	0		Familiar Weight: +3
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	blurry skewed compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	blurry Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	electrified tarnished Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 50
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	oxidized quadruple-diffused Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 33
9110	anodized flattened Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 67
9111	altered quadruple-unsweetened Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
9112	triple-unsweetened EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 60
9113	dry magnetized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 28
9114	adjusted The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 14
9115	polarized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 54
9116	blinking time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	high-proof hand-crafted Shot of Kardashian Gin	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	pulsating avaricious Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	blurry baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	wobbly droppable microphone	0		
9126	special bad watered-down spinning unidentified drink	2	decent	Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 5
9127	sharpshooter's beefcake's KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10
9128	nippy grievous discarded swimming trunks of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
9129	ionized wobbly diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 11
9130	pressed charisma potion	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 21
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	friendly beefcake's pistol	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
9133	shaking KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	miniature toothsome fuchsia leftover pasty	2	awesome	
9135	bad very whiskey	3	decent	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	pulsating li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	bouncing li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	huge li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	oxidized non-anodized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	warmed oxidized upside-down twirling Prunets	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 35
9148	red Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	huge baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	diffused ionized wobbly invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	irradiated invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	twirling green li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	massive toothsome raw sweet potato	6	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	miniature toothsome raw beans	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	rotten raw stuffing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	diet normal raw cranberry sauce	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	rotten enchanted bite-sized blinking raw turkey	1	crappy	Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	snack-sized normal raw mincemeat	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	snack-sized stale raw potato	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	spoiled raw gravy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	massive flavorless raw bread	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	brawny mini-marshmallow dispenser of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	lime green asbestos-lined arcane researcher's glass casserole dish of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	tumbling stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	double-paned can opener of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	distilled turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	flame-retardant occult glass pie plate	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	flame-retardant potato masher of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	blinking bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	adequate sweet potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	bland fancy bean casserole	3	decent	Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	flavorless baked stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	snack-sized stale cranberry cylinder	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	decent twirling thanksgiving turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	small flavorless squat mince pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	super-sized spoiled mashed potatoes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	adequate warm gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	stale bread roll	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	stale miniature purple squat leftovers	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	stale half-sized twirling skewed leftovers sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	skewed gray Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	bouncing cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	olive bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	aerosolized dry chilled eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	drinkable eldritch extract	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	purple wool Official Council Aide Pin	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	hand-crafted eldritch distillate	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	boiled eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	steel-toed Science Notebook	0		Damage Reduction: 9
9197	Jim Carey's studded extremely unsafe eldritch hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	avaricious MacGyver's sage eldritch pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	tolerable eldritch elixir	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	reassuring Da Vinci's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	executive ball and chain	0		Meat Drop: +40, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	spinning brawny gingerbread tophat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	careful gingerbread waistcoat	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	upside-down smartaleck's gingerbread trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	huge nasty chaotic beefy candy dress shoes	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	forbidden baleful stylish candy necktie	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	prompt Socratic chocolate pocketwatch of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	squat interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	tumbling sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	toothsome ghostly maroon animal part cracker	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	bad watered-down gingerbread wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	half-sized spoiled gingerbread mug	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	squat Samson's gingerbread mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	cyan studded Da Vinci's gingerservo of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	irradiated cold-filtered activated mirror tainted icing	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	ghostly frightening gingerbeard	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	skewed gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	gravedigger's sizzling gingerbread hoodie	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	upside-down wholesome gingerbread pistol of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	chaotic resourceful marzipan briefcase	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	squat creme brulee torch of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	candy crowbar of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	wobbly manspreader's candy screwdriver of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	altered double-quantum gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	smelly gingerbread gavel of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	artisanal fancy ginger beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	diffused industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	extra-enhanced fake cocktail	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	perfectly mixed high-end ginger wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	cool plastic bad vibe	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	resourceful plastic angry vikings	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	spinning Usain Bolt's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	dog trainer's plastic Your Brain	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	squat dog trainer's plastic Krampus	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	ionized corrupted Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	anodized denatured adjusted gray Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	ionized narrow huge bouncing Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	gigantic normal mirror spiritual candy cane	8	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	watered-down delicious spiritual eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	bite-sized moldy spiritual fruitcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	small toothsome wobbly spiritual gingerbread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	teal chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	jittery My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	upside-down No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	olive Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fuchsia pulsating fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	jittery gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	squat briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	dry rock candy	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	bland green-iced sweet roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	family-friendly crafty Third Eye	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	stanky strapping Krampus Horn	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	stale hambrosier	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	drinkable spinning fuchsia chakra-mental wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	ionized polarized extra-enhanced chakra malt	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	flavorless blinking Black Angus blackburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	enchanted drinkable brandy	4	good	Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	moist blinking potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	steel-toed stylish bad vibroknife	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	skewed zippy vibrating crystal belt buckle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	chilly Samson's saffron antaravasaka	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	squat dog trainer's veiny saffron uttarasanga	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	twirling Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	cyan eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	jittery pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	flame-wreathed crafty curative Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	decent jittery Eldritch snap	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	boiled twirling hot jelly	1		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	denatured squat jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	denatured jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	diluted red sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	compressed maroon stench jelly	1		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	spinning wobbly space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	decent low-calorie toast with hot jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	spoiled enchanted toast with jelly	3	crappy	Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	adequate toast with jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	snack-sized flavorless toast with sleaze jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	decent small shaking upside-down toast with stench jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	olive hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	family-friendly wax hand of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	olive nasty experienced candle	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	flavorless diet wax pancake	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	avaricious wax face of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	mediocre weak wax booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	boiled blurry sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	moldy sea truffle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	upside-down tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	Annie Oakley's recovered cufflinks	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	improved alkaline LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	oxidized bouncing LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	dry chilled moist pulsating LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	shaking asbestos-lined toasty cool LOV Eardigan	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	ribald groovy LOV Epaulettes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	aromatic baleful LOV Earrings of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	jittery teal tumbling LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	huge LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	mixed upside-down LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	pulsating blue MacGyver's LOV Elephant	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	ghostly teal eldritch scanner of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	aerosolized eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	up-at-dawn frosty eldritch hammer of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	stale enchanted skewed eldritch mushroom	4	decent	Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	spoiled pulsating wobbly eldritch mushroom pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	non-cold-filtered pickled warmed eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	red spinning tumbling HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	wobbly tumbling Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	narrow Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	squat Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	tumbling pulsating huge pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bouncing bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	twirling elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	twirling can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	narrow lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	olive narrow bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	twirling imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed literal grasshopper	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	lousy watered-down fancy ghostly blue double entendre	2	decent	Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	tolerable Phlegethon	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	tolerable Siberian sunrise	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	tolerable mirror mentholated wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	delicious low tide martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	triple-distilled drinkable shroomtini	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	weak mediocre morning dew	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	tolerable upside-down whiskey squeeze	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	tolerable watered-down great fashioned	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	watered-down drinkable teal Gnomish sagngria	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	acceptable vodka stinger	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	watered-down smooth extremely slippery nipple	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	weak smooth piscatini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	drinkable weak Churchill	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	perfectly mixed soilzerac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	irresponsibly strong drinkable fuchsia London frog	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	drinkable spirit-forward nothingtini	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	lousy eighth plague	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted single entendre	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	perfectly mixed reverse Tantalus	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	bad elemental caipiroska	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	aged Feliz Navidad	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	perfectly mixed tumbling Bloody Nora	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	aged irresponsibly strong moreltini	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	bad hell in a bucket	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	lousy Newark	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	tolerable R'lyeh	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	special tolerable irresponsibly strong Gnollish sangria	10	good	Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	mediocre weak purple vodka barracuda	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	weak tolerable bouncing Mysterious Island iced tea	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	high-proof perfectly mixed drive-by shooting	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	tolerable weak gunner's daughter	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	mediocre dirt julep	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	weak hand-crafted fancy Simepore slime	2	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	mediocre weak Phil Collins	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	mirror maroon ghostly unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	blinking filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	blue exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	tumbling high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	purple pulsating alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	narrow geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	red botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	spoiled small edible alien plant bit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	pulsating fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	mixed wobbly alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	olive blurry alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	normal immense special wobbly alien meat	8	good	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	purple complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	mixed wobbly alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	mirror alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	jittery spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	double-moist aerosolized alien medicine	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	delicious alien salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	mediocre alien booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	mirror Annie Oakley's MacGyver's hardened alien mask	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	medical-grade healthy alien spear of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	rosy-cheeked Sinatra's alien blowgun of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	jittery Temple Grandin's Tesla alien loincloth of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	narrow nippy careful alien totem of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	spinning censurious sinister alien necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	narrow spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	upside-down squat therapeutic spants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	purple wool brainy spant shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	blue Usain Bolt's hardened spant shoulderpads	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	twirling beefy spant backplate of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	Jim Carey's Fonzie's spant spear	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	blinking murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	red squat murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	quantum colloidal squat murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	strapping murderbot mask of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	electrified oxidized frozen murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	bouncing banded supercool murderbot whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	huge brainy murderbot plasma rifle of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	green space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	squat Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	cyan Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	spinning Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	blinking Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	enchanted normal snack-sized Aldebaran sardines	2	good	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	triple-distilled hand-crafted mirror Centauri fish wine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	vaporized oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	stanky educational Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	frosty sharpshooter's Spacegate military insignia	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	therapeutic padded slick Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	green mirror Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	spinning Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	bite-sized decent alien sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	nitrogenated Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 60
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	non-ionized dry non-irradiated Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	modified Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	ionized ionized blue Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	enhanced activated Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	extra-pickled red Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	extra-moist blue Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	polymerized extra-dry upside-down Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	toothsome half-sized bouncing Affirmation Cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	unsweetened blurry Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 56
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	tumbling suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	red blurry blurry fortified Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	triple-distilled drinkable special basic martini	7	good	Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	weak artisanal improved martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	spirit-forward lousy splendid martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	scandalous rosy-cheeked wizardly plastic gundam	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	purple Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	narrow LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	lime green skewed skewed Dust bunny	0		
9511	purple Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	olive twirling Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	bland meteoreo	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	practically non-alcoholic lousy meadeorite	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	narrow meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	shaking scandalous weightlifter's meteortarboard of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	huge pulsating family-friendly veiny meteorite guard of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	twirling greedy boxer's meteorb	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	narrow greasy Socratic asteroid belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	friendly supercool meteorthopedic shoes of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	mirror MacGyver's baleful Samson's shooting morning star	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	wobbly meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	upside-down pulsating Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	twirling Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	narrow corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	flame-retardant Annie Oakley's dance instructor's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	ghostly pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	tumbling dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	tumbling xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	tumbling O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	drinkable DUFRESNE Suds	3	good	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	mansplainer's mafia pinky ring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
9547	watered-down mediocre blurry flask of port	2	decent	
9548	scandalous boxer's contract enforcement stick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
9549	spoiled narrow Hide-rox&trade; cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	distilled tolerable jug of booze	5	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	oxidized quantum modified pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	pressed blurry temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	altered glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	tarnished adjusted red new habit	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	yellow upside-down avaricious family-friendly experienced pearl necklace	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	fuchsia amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	wobbly ghostly rosy-cheeked razor-sharp protection stick of extreme caution of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +60
9563	pickled quadruple-magnetized blurry roll of meat	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 26
9564	pulsating wizardly mafia thumb ring of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
9565	boiled cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	Temple Grandin's hale mafia middle finger ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	asbestos-lined fireproof steel drivin' hammer of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: 8
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	friendly sharpshooter's mafia pointer finger ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	hale worksite credentials	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
9571	double-paned steel-toed grievous negotiatin' hammer of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	blinking pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	tumbling hale wicked mafia wedding ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
9576	knitted mafia organizer badge	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
9577	wobbly mafia filofax	0		
9578	special transparent nog	1	decent	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	flavorless unfinished fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	concentrated and cracker	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	smooth strong neg grog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	flavorless half double fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	bland gigantic hushed puppy	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	jumbo bland muffled muffuletta	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	decent huge teal shushed potatoes	9	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	shellacked plastic mime functionary	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	mirror flame-retardant plastic mime scientist	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	studded plastic mime soldier	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	spinning bouncing savvy plastic mime executive	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	blurry chilly plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	huge blurry mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	extra-oxidized concentrated wishbone	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	acceptable triple-distilled skewed Racisto Ruidoso	10	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	bouncing earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	toothsome bran muffin	4	awesome	
9598	flavorless blinking blueberry muffin	4	decent	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	wobbly silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	ghostly silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	skewed silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	upside-down silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	spinning mirror silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	narrow silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	spinning silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	blurry silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	yellow narrow shaking silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	blurry silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	squat silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	jittery warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	ghostly mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	lousy stale cheer wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	half-sized stale stale Cheer-E-Os	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	stylish cheerful antler hat of temperance	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	spinning lion tamer's cheerful Crimbo sweater of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	boxer's smooth cheerful pajama pants	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	ghostly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	skewed teal The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	tolerable weak ghostly executive mime flask	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	decent jumbo skewed tumbling nega-mushroom	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	tolerable yellow nega-mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	altered pickled oxidized shaking Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	spoiled mime army rations	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	irresponsibly strong bad tumbling mime army wine	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	boiled wobbly blinking mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	alkaline mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	family-friendly reassuring miming beret	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	wobbly rosy-cheeked miming shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	flame-wreathed miming corduroys of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	prompt avaricious miming boots	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	coward's miming gloves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	squat God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	shaking donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	lime green donated candy	0		
9665	electrified ionized digital honeypot	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	teal mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	ribald mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	wool mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	chaotic mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	skewed mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	narrow mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	wobbly mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	lightning-fast vibrating mime army infiltration glove	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	tumbling cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	spinning fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	snack-sized moldy extra-toasted half sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	special tolerable watered-down mulled hobo wine	2	good	Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	ghostly burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	aromatic Tesla brawny burning paper hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	auspicious studded grievous burning cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	fireproof Jeselnik's gravedigger's burning paper slippers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	blinking upside-down arcane researcher's smooth burning paper jorts of the empath	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	jittery miser's Jack Frost's beefcake's burning paper crane	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	ghostly deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	blue extremely unsafe boxer's broken champagne bottle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	ghostly scorching hardened tinsel tights	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	upside-down aromatic forbidden wad of used tape of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	perfumed wool horrifying silent nightlight of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	extra-Vulcanized ionized sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 46
9697	denatured altered ionized blinking Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 53
9698	flattened alkaline hot button candy	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 61
9699	greasy ruddy makeshift garbage shirt of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	squat miser's novelty monorail ticket of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	dried wobbly mirror olive pills	1		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 15
9702	modified furry pill	1		
9703	vaporized shaking beefy pill	1		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
9704	dried excitement pill	1		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 20
9705	pickled vitamin G pill	1		
9706	distilled olive lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	diluted blurry olive dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	maroon Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	huge Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	genie's turbane of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	quilted genie's scimitar of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	sharpshooter's brawny genie's pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	spinning Van der Graaf genie's bracers of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	gravedigger's psychic's circlet of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	deadly psychic's crystal ball of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	smooth psychic's pslacks of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	upside-down greedy medical-grade psychic's amulet	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	small adequate heart-shaped candy whetstone	2	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	adequate small Swedish massage fish	2	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	weak hand-crafted Third Base	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	aged Bustle Hustler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	tarnished dry Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	polymerized non-denatured fuchsia pulsating Bettie page	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	diffused quadruple-colloidal tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	energized ionized cold-filtered squat heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	pulsating Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	teal narrow Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	bouncing Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	nitrogenated denatured teal rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 55
9744	dry mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 48
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	improved moist rhinestone	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 30
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ghostly ginseng	0		
9754	horrifying Team Avarice cap	0		Spooky Damage: +25
9755	baleful Team Sloth cap	0		Spell Damage: +25
9756	gravedigger's Team Wrath cap	0		Spooky Damage: +10
9757	scandalous Mu cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	gray Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	jittery Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	blurry Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	pulsating Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	yellow Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	blurry Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	twirling Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	olive Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	squat Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	skewed Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	blurry Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	tumbling Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	spinning Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	tumbling Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	ghostly Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	upside-down Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	blurry Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	squat Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	pulsating Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	wobbly blue blinking Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	wobbly Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	wobbly Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	spinning Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	spinning Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	twirling Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	narrow maroon Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	mirror Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	red luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	narrow muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	twirling amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	boiled shaking upside-down magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	altered twirling purple brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	compressed glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	compressed olive scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	diluted pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 5
9833	diluted bouncing lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	denatured bouncing fuchsia gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	pulsating Jack Frost's resourceful FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	olive blurry Sinatra's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	padded FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	double-paned FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	nasty mansplainer's Newton's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +5
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	pulsating plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	upside-down blue tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	narrow Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	cyan LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	lime green My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	teal dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	spinning faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	moist pickled universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	jittery tumbling LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	jittery LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	huge FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	small moldy FantasyRealm turkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	smooth FantasyRealm mead	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	skewed nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	mirror arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	normal druidic s'more	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	vaporized wobbly jittery blue sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	hand-crafted watered-down mourning wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	wobbly sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	green map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	narrow map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	skewed map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	rotten special denastified haunch	4	crappy	Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	hand-crafted bad rum and good cola	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	quantum Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	blue narrow friendly fortified leggings of the Spider Queen of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	savvy Master Thief's utility belt of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	scandalous supercharged stiffened Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	up-at-dawn miser's Van der Graaf Dragonscale breastplate	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	rock-hard slick beefy belt of Ogrekind	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	miser's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the blizzard of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	lard-coated curative brawny nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	Lo Pan's hale forbidden the Archwizard's briefs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	censurious the Ley Incursion's waist of the storm of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	shellacked groovy shield of the Skeleton Lord of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	ruddy boxer's ring of the Skeleton Lord of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	narrow narrow avaricious miser's thinker's scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: 40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	Sherlock's Jim Carey's Rosewater's deadfall branch of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
9894	squat family-friendly perfumed resourceful hardened beefcake's Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	spinning charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	upside-down dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	lousy two meat muck	3	decent	
9899	moldy chocolate Ogre Chieftain	4	crappy	
9900	rotten wobbly chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	crappy	
9901	fancy spoiled half-sized olive narrow chocolate Spider Queen	2	crappy	Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 25
9902	lousy bouncing bouncing hipster cocktail	3	decent	
9903	wobbly God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	squat God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	jittery God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	mirror God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	blurry God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	purple Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	blinking G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	blurry tumbling glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	narrow spinning crude oil congealer	0		
9915	spoiled good guava	4	crappy	
9916	triple-distilled perfectly mixed gin and ginger	8	EPIC	
9917	blurry Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	diluted purple skewed gaseous gravy	1		
9919	red ghostly SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	tumbling A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	vacuum-sealed Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	quadruple-magnetized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	huge Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	dried purple bouncing Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	fuchsia Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	huge Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	wobbly rosewater-soaked lion tamer's rock-hard brainy Brutal brogues	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	huge electrified Oprah's brawny Draftsman's driving gloves of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	padded sinister Nouveau nosering of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	modified quadruple-deionized dry sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	unsweetened triple-denatured boiling broth	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	wet interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	squat Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	blinking burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	narrow Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	teal Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	spinning lion tamer's hale wholesome PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	perfectly mixed watered-down Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	lard-coated beefy pentagram bandana	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	ghostly Jeselnik's skull ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	blue electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	bland special small shaking PB&J with the crusts cut off	2	decent	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	rock-hard grievous dorky glasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	frightening sharpshooter's ponytail clip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	nippy paint palette	0		Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	dried Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	chaotic cosmetic football	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	blinking perfumed fortified shoe ad T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	sinister pump-up high-tops	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	pickled Vulcanized runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	mirror upside-down Annie Oakley's noticeable pumps	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	high-proof tolerable everfull glass	7	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	squat van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	blurry jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	narrow Newton's denim jacket of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	ratty knitted cap of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	Usain Bolt's intimidating chainsaw of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	artisanal party beer bomb	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	yummy ghostly blue sweet party mix	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	dried teal party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	sinister party pants of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	wobbly dog trainer's manspreader's hardened party whip	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	watered-down perfectly mixed special TRIO cup of beer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	low-calorie adequate party platter for one	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	modified maroon Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	frightening party crasher of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	pulsating latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	purple voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	squat absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	spinning razor-sharp educational snakeskin thighboots	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	occult Socratic snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	steel-toed baleful snakeskin jacket	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	twirling censurious friendly sinister slime waders	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	purple chilly ruddy slime fedora of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	green blurry Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's slime knuckles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	blue executive friendly energetic government-issued slacks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	skewed sharpshooter's government-issued eyeshade of James Dean of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	ghostly gravedigger's chilly boxer's government-issued necktie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	wool steel-toed experienced mutant arm	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	tumbling tumbling lard-coated steel-toed smartaleck's mutant legs	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	spinning mutant crown of the brute of Gandalf of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	miniature rotten squat ghostly ectoplasm	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	snack-sized moldy	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	hand-crafted bottle of vodka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	flavorless pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	acceptable martini	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	bland cherry pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	drinkable practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	gigantic spoiled Hell ramen	9	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	aged maroon gimlet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	high-proof tolerable twice-haunted screwdriver	8	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	spoiled candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	irresponsibly strong acceptable runny fermented egg	9	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	moldy oldcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	adequate super-sized narrow huge traditional Crimbo cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	ghostly horrifying plastic wild beaver	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	maroon personal trainer's plastic reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	curative plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	stylish plastic orphan	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	sinister plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	green yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	spinning Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	skewed Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	Fonzie's beefcake's pristine walrus tusk	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	Oprah's quilted boxer's Staff of Frozen Lard of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	wobbly red mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	decent snack-sized grilled mooseflank	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	miniature delicious moosemeat pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	skewed stylish balanced antler	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	manspreader's dam	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	mediocre weak beavermouth	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	delicious practically non-alcoholic blinking beaver punch (papaya)	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	hand-crafted beaver punch (peach)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	mediocre beaver punch (cherry)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	frightening manspreader's Canadian lantern	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	beefcake's muskox-skin cap	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	bland miniature narrow glass of raw eggs	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	hand-crafted shaking punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	denatured shaking body spradium	1		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	padded bauxite boxers	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	padded bauxite bow-tie	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	skewed Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	auspicious friendly arcane researcher's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	blinking red sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	tasty sausage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	spinning MacGyver's red-hot sausage fork of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	skewed bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	red sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	skewed jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	perfectly mixed watered-down beer	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	rotten snack-sized yule gruel	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	drinkable hot watered rum	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	hand-crafted strong cyan bottle of Crimbognac	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	bland Crimboysters Rockefeller	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	dehydrated blinking bouncing Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	squat twirling Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	bouncing narrow Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	greedy auspicious Jim Carey's Crimbolex watch	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	twirling blue Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	steel-toed Rosewater's hand-knitted Crimbo socks of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50
10082	jittery scandalous manspreader's chalk chlamys	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	stanky dangerous chalk chain	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	skewed slick chalk chalice of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	scandalous quilted chalk chinos	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	blurry fuchsia Newton's wizardly chalk chapeau	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	studded chalk choker of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	altered chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	pressed energized candy chalk	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 31
10090	wobbly wholesome personal trainer's marble maebari	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	sharpshooter's weightlifter's marble mantle	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	huge double-paned healthy marble magnet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	purple mansplainer's razor-sharp marble mignonette bowl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	gravedigger's marble medallion of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	padded marble mariachi hat of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	boiled lime green marble molecules	1		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	improved tumbling narrow Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 39
10098	upside-down deadly punching bag of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	medical-grade pith helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	green censurious hardened poncho	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	bouncing healthy strapping pendant	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	family-friendly palazzos of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	tumbling dance instructor's pseudoaccordion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	mixed skewed pieces	1		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	cold-filtered denatured green Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 32
10106	twirling prompt Jim Carey's terra cotta truss	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	tumbling executive rosy-cheeked terra cotta trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	Samson's brawny terra cotta tongs	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	executive double-paned terra cotta train	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	pulsating scandalous terra cotta tie tack of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	smelly terra cotta tambourine of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	distilled blinking shaking terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	colloidal polymerized terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 62
10114	stanky arcane researcher's velour voulge	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	narrow miser's velour vambraces of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	jittery nasty Van der Graaf velour veil	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	mirror sinister velour viscometer of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	jittery censurious velour valise of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	Sherlock's rosy-cheeked velour vaqueros	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	twisted velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	unsweetened skewed Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 14
10122	twirling toasty glass suspenders of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	healthy dance instructor's glass shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	skewed extremely unsafe glass stetson of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	spinning blinking experienced weightlifter's glass spectacles	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	Samson's slick glass shiv	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	upside-down rosewater-soaked greasy glass serape	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	diluted ghostly huge glass shards	1		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	extra-polarized chilled hard candy	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 69
10130	cyan asbestos-lined greasy loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	narrow sinister loofah lei of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	lion tamer's loofah lederhosen of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	loofah ladle of the storm of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	medical-grade loofah legwarmers of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	green loofah lavalier of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	pickled loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	triple-corrupted concentrated fuchsia chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 22
10138	pulsating ghostly grievous strapping flagstone flag	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	auspicious chaotic flagstone flail	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	skewed nasty dangerous flagstone flip-flops	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	energetic flagstone fez of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	resourceful clever flagstone fleece	0		Maximum MP: 70, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	huge stiffened flagstone fringe of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	twisted ghostly flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	ionized Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 61
10146	huge elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	asbestos-lined cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	modified adjusted double-modified jittery tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	distilled huge prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	prompt tailored vest	0		Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	tumbling sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	spinning blinking really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	elf army poncho of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	bland narrow purple elf army field rations	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	blinking gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	bouncing spinning scandalous discarded bowtie of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	lousy jittery martiny	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	quantum licorice snake	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 26
10161	pressed pickled virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 53
10162	energized teal mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 48
10163	extra-unsweetened red government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 20
10164	ionized Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 24
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	baleful Da Vinci's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	adequate bloodstick	4	good	
10170	watered-down mediocre bottle of Sanguiovese	2	decent	
10171	enchanted bland miniature actual blood sausage	2	decent	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 25
10172	perfectly mixed watered-down blurry mulled blood	2	super EPIC	
10173	adequate bite-sized blood snowcone	1	good	
10174	bad irresponsibly strong narrow blinking Red Russian	6	decent	
10175	immense decent blood roll-up	10	good	
10176	bad bottle of blood	4	decent	
10177	spoiled huge blood-soaked sponge cake	6	crappy	
10178	hand-crafted watered-down vampagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10179	delicious mirror plain snowcone	3	awesome	
10180	jittery Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	squat money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	maroon bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	lime green blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	spinning greasy coward's PirateRealm eyepatch of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 0, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	blurry bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	huge compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	pulsating skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	upside-down curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	mirror Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	yellow recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	upside-down yellow tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	blurry huge Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	low-calorie rotten squat crabsicle	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	extra-dry perfectly mixed bottle of dark rhum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	lousy bottle of extra-dark rhum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	bad bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	cold-filtered pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	greedy occult conquistador's breastplate	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	Rosewater's pirate pantaloons of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	tumbling wobbly windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	foul-smelling pirate radio ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	tumbling Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	massive bland spinning pineapple slab	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	normal hibiscus petal	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	liquefied concentrated wobbly huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	narrow cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	distilled gray ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	ghostly teal Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	huge green Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	cyan Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	tumbling Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	denatured jittery twirling pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	bouncing red Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	blue PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	cyan auspicious plush sea serpent	0		Item Drop: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	moldy immense huge pirate fork	9	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	mirror zippy friendly piratical blunderbuss	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	reassuring occult dance instructor's PirateRealm party hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	lousy wobbly Island Landslide	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	artisanal watered-down cyan Island Thunderstorm	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	artisanal watered-down Island Hurricane	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	boozy hand-crafted Skull Punch	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	artisanal high-proof Electric Punch	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	tolerable Smuggler's Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	lousy narrow Scorpion Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	high-proof bad Turtle Bowl	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	weak tolerable Cobra Bowl	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	fuchsia skewed stanky rosy-cheeked Newton's stylish vampyric cloake of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: 80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	tumbling plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	polymerized corrupted one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 40
10245	squat arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	wobbly 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	Sinatra's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	avaricious greedy auspicious censurious perfumed ruddy groovy savvy hewn moon-rune spoon of the ox of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: 15, Meat Drop: 50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	lime green rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	Usain Bolt's double-paned Beach Comb of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: 180, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	blue upside-down small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	blurry twirling hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	dry activated magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	altered wobbly cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	activated gray seashell	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	energized squat mirror seashell	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	pressed mirror seashell	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	jittery bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	weak mediocre blinking bottle of sea wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	mixed bouncing kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	pulsating flame-retardant smelly clever medical-grade ruddy razor-sharp experienced supercool brawny driftwood hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	tumbling tumbling green lightning-fast lard-coated foul-smelling Van der Graaf crafty energetic stiffened wicked driftwood pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	cyan knitted Tesla arcane researcher's Socratic driftwood bracelet of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat of chilblains of the businessman of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	executive horrifying Herculean waders	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	family-friendly Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's spearfish fishing spear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	jittery toasty grievous Socratic rabbitfish fin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	huge nippy pirate cutlass of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	bouncing lion tamer's tricorn hat of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	lightning-fast quilted Herculean swash buckle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	narrow meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	frightening studded forbidden meteorite earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	auspicious meteorite necklace of James Dean of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	squat quilted supercool meteorite ring of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	quadruple-anodized dry squat Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 29
10290	enhanced chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 12
10291	Jeselnik's healthy driftwood beach comb of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	zippy frightening whittled tiara of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	aromatic reassuring veiny whittled shorts	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	Usain Bolt's supercharged whittled flail of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	tumbling family-friendly Jack Frost's healthy whittled wand	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	blinking lion tamer's Da Vinci's Rosewater's whittled flute	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	Sherlock's sinister whittled bear figurine of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	Usain Bolt's Newton's groovy whittled owl figurine	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	narrow spinning careful resourceful supercharged whittled fox figurine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	ribald toasty sharpshooter's resourceful whittled walking stick	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	normal campfire hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	miniature adequate narrow upside-down campfire baked potato	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	moldy thick campfire s'more	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	decent small jittery campfire beans	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	immense decent skewed campfire stew	9	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	cyan campfire coffee	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	colloidal blurry leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 40
10310	cyan rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	skewed blue burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	green wobbly campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	ghostly low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	lime green Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	tasty space chowder	4	awesome	
10321	bad special space wine	4	decent	Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 10
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	purple packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	lard-coated occult supercool Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	bouncing diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	small enchanted adequate green bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	2	good	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	flavorless flan del mar	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	tasty special bite-sized Baja sopapilla	1	awesome	Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	hardened plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	fireproof plastic sea elf	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	horrifying plastic yuleviathan	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	flame-retardant plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	deadly plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	squat red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	thick rotten skewed mana-coated yams	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	adequate snack-sized special mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	good	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	spoiled special mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	crappy	Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	fancy flavorless gray mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	4	decent	Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	cold-filtered altered blurry patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	powdered upside-down industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	Vulcanized unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	distilled spinning vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	denatured a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	Vulcanized ghostly organic potpourri	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	bad boot flask	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	improved narrow infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	huge madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	vaporized fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	decent guffin	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	diluted fuchsia Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	diluted maroon non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	flattened pulsating peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	tarnished triple-quantum wet Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	oxidized activated energized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	modified skewed ghostly livid energy	1		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	twisted fuchsia beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	thinker's oxygenated eggnog helmet of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	deionized polarized teal concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	double-cold-filtered double-wet liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	Sherlock's toasty therapeutic Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	upside-down The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	wobbly The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	double-cold-filtered huge olive salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	banded ribbon candy ascot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	auspicious anemoney clip	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	tumbling runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	twisted super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	horrifying quilted strapping icing poncho	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	quantum alkaline squat glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	wizardly Mer-kin rollpin of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	mirror tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	spoiled half-sized mirror bowl of mernudo	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	lousy fishelada	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	adequate tiny pulsating ojo de pez burrito	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	spinning mansplainer's banded nutcracker hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	padded supercool nutcracker waistcoat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	green nutcracker pants of temperance of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	olive energetic nutcracker boots of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	lime green wizardly nutcracker sword of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	yellow censurious nasty nutcracker drumstick	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	greedy Sinatra's nutcracker beard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	scorching nutcracker cape of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	yellow greasy razor-sharp nutcracker epaulets	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	lime green nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	flavorless jumbo salt plum	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	spoiled gigantic and bean	9	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	mirror Temple Grandin's kelp-holly gun of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	blinking supercharged Rosewater's Yuleviathan necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	huge gravedigger's arcane researcher's peppermint spine	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	blinking Herculean thinker's soggy elf shoes	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	teal supercharged Crimbylow-rise jeans of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	blinking horrifying hale kelp-holly drape	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	clever crafty savvy Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: 30, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	flavorless tempura and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	triple-distilled artisanal salt plum sake	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	quadruple-alkaline teal pulsating pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	extra-quantum oxidized shaking almond	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 49
10429	quadruple-cold-filtered vacuum-sealed handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	huge Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	executive Retrospecs of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	twirling Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	fuchsia mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	Jim Carey's baleful Powerful Glove of the storm of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	skewed status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	razor-sharp Drip harness of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
10442	drippy truncheon of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
10443	narrow Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	rotten drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	artisanal glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	jumbo decent drippy caviar	5	drippy	
10448	bland drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	ghostly zippy drippy stake	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	blinking drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	upside-down drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	squat mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	quantum spinning fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 51
10459	polymerized deionized pickled blue healthy juice	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 41
10460	narrow hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	tumbling ghostly fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	shaking bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	blinking maroon work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	prompt cape	0		Adventures: +3
10467	red censurious wicked back shell	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	blurry power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	yellow Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	upside-down auspicious bony back shell	0		Item Drop: +10
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	extra-corrupted squat blooper ink	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 59
10475	coin	0		
10476	bouncing rubber doll head	0		
10477	spinning blurry rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	green plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	mirror packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	spoiled mushroom filet	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mirror mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	distilled mushroom tea	1		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	bad spirit-forward mushroom whiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	blue perfumed coward's savvy mushroom cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	inspector's smelly ruddy shellacked mushroom shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked fortified brawny mushroom pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	purple razor-sharp mushroom badge of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	upside-down house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	mirror lime green pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	extra-Vulcanized chilled piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	bouncing sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	Oprah's kettle bell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	maroon blinking greedy glued-together crystal ball	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	wobbly clever martini dregs	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	rosy-cheeked flickering flashlight	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	wicked crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	blinking outmoded fidget toy of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	censurious flimsy ski pole	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	aromatic discarded finger painting	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	thinker's pizza box	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	blinking asbestos-lined vibrating chipped coffee mug	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	razor-sharp Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	shaking drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	ghostly drippy ichor	0		
10519	olive narrow drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	artisanal drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	narrow drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	narrow drippy orb	0		
10529	wobbly lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	foul-smelling gory drippy orb	0		Stench Damage: +10
10531	pulsating annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	jittery Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	skewed toasty strapping Guzzlr tablet	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	narrow Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	wool Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	drinkable watered-down skewed Ghiaccio Colada	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	acceptable weak huge green Sourfinger	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	artisanal irresponsibly strong special shaking Nog-on-the-Cob	10	EPIC	Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	hand-crafted weak Steamboat	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	lousy irresponsibly strong cyan Buttery Boy	10	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	blinking Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	fuchsia clown car key of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	auspicious personal trainer's batting cage key of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	shaking ghostly stanky lion tamer's Oprah's aqu&iacute;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	wobbly mansplainer's knob labinet key of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	manspreader's Van der Graaf boxer's weremoose key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	smartaleck's peg key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	grievous kekekey	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	manspreader's rabbit's foot key	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	jittery wicked knob shaft skate key of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	yellow twirling resourceful clever ice key of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: 70, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	pulsating anchovy can key of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	beefy cactus key of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	auspicious smartaleck's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	pulsating lion tamer's treasure chest key of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	twirling Socratic Rosewater's demonic key of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	key sausage of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	shaking coward's knob treasury key of courage	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	auspicious veiny cool scrap key	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	Tesla rock-hard rose key	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	chaotic music box key	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	shaking aromatic extremely unsafe actual skeleton key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	horrifying deep-fried key of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	greedy discarded bike lock key of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	tumbling Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	energized marshroom	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	teal Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	dry twirling salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 36
10577	diffused jittery writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 50
10578	moist double-denatured gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 29
10579	blinking baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	mirror lime green jittery packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	mirror flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	dog trainer's beefcake's birch battery	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	smartaleck's ebony epee of incineration of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	resourceful banded weeping willow wand of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	fuchsia stylish beechwood blowgun of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	huge prompt electrified medical-grade maple magnet	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	lard-coated quilted hemlock helm of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	tumbling sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	narrow huge crafty Oprah's educational balsam barrel	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	shaking redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	extra-boiled warmed redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	reassuring curative purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	tumbling nippy therapeutic stiffened sinister wormwood wedding ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	teal blurry Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	mirror coward's ert grey goo ring	0		Monster Level: -20
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	blinking shaking Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	double-magnetized improved triple-nitrogenated Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	quadruple-dry boiled alkaline Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	flavorless massive huge pulsating Yeg's Motel pillow mint	9	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	jittery Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	unsweetened galvanized flattened Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	blurry toasty Yeg's Motel shower cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	smelly dangerous Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	stanky sizzling Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	bouncing jittery nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	maroon skewed shaking chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	bouncing onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	twirling onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	wobbly alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	spinning alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	pulsating alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	forbidden occult boxer's Cargo Cultist Shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: 75, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	weak perfectly mixed flask of moonshine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	double-paned electrified sinister sea-worn candlestick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	blinking Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	liquefied null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	skewed lime green flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	jumbo flavorless spinning chocolate chip muffin	5	decent	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	pulsating gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	wobbly teal grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	blinking greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	shaking subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	quadruple-dry anodized fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	magnetized enhanced boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	pickled dry cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	super-cold-filtered deionized pulsating overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	liquefied activated upside-down fuchsia hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	energized frozen mirror hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	skewed purple Socratic Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	cyan supercool Crimbo smile	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	mirror prompt SalesCo sample kit	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	concentrated pulsating candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	double-nitrogenated shaking squat purple sugar	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	non-activated alkaline multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	occult plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	plastic multi-level marketer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	red asbestos-lined plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	hale plastic Mirth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	teal personal trainer's plastic Penny	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	mirror personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	fuchsia tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	lime green fireproof neck wreath	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	red coward's shining star cap	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	squat censurious nativity shorts	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	spinning sinister myrrh pouch of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	twirling ghostly stanky supercharged frankincenser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	Sherlock's crafty gilded trumpet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	cyan skewed gravedigger's &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	reassuring wine carrier	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	twirling MacGyver's candy bucket	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	colloidal corrupted bouncing prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	boiled imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	polarized squat hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	narrow Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	purple candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	teal food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	blurry candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	wobbly nasty lion tamer's fruit bat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	energetic tinsel orb of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	curative ruddy snowpack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	curative hardy Satan hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	purple supercool Crimbo stockings of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	Jack Frost's poncho de azucar of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	ghostly gray The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	lime green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	twirling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	fuchsia The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	tasty and pepper (stale)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	tolerable skewed cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	jittery goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	fancy perfectly mixed tumbling barrel-aged eggnog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	rotten jumbo mirror spinning hand-crafted candy cane	5	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	low-calorie rotten special drive-thru burger	1	crappy	Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	bad Boulevardier cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	boiled tumbling Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	stale purple bowl full of jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	acceptable practically non-alcoholic jittery Eye and a Twist	1	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	unsweetened red Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	tumbling crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fuchsia fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	pulsating emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	cyan skewed spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	blurry Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	shaking potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	pressed battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	modified oxidized squat battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	enhanced non-ionized blurry battery (D)	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	polymerized bouncing skewed fuchsia battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	moist tumbling battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	triple-alkaline lime green battery (car)	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	blinking skewed cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	olive marshmallow	0		
10747	perfectly mixed high-proof marshmallow bomb	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	ghostly packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	huge plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	super-flattened short beer	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	polarized galvanized short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	quantum galvanized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	enhanced ionized improved short glass of water	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	oxidized tarnished oxidized blurry short	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	lime green pulsating executive experienced familiar scrapbook	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	narrow clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	Usain Bolt's curative wizardly fedora-mounted fountain	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	zippy miser's sombrero-mounted sparkler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	Lo Pan's occult Fonzie's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	teal rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	yummy fire crackers	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	Temple Grandin's Catherine Wheel of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	greedy inspector's rocket boots	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	sizzling sparkler of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	huge Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	pressed mirror Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	altered modified modified gray The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	super-colloidal liquefied narrow Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	moist Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	wet activated maroon skewed Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	aromatic deadly extra-large utility candle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	reassuring boxer's runed taper candle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	nasty sinister novelty sparkling candle of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	huge chilly Oprah's Abracandalabra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	aromatic chilly extra-wide head candle	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	warmed tumbling pulsating natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	quantum denatured rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	alkaline ionized banana candle	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	polarized super-aerosolized lime green ear candle	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	double-dry votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	fuchsia baleful water candle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	mirror ribald B. L. A. R. T.	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	shaking literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	cyan wobbly pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	zippy inspector's asbestos-lined Oprah's Newton's industrial fire extinguisher of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	cyan The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	blinking The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	spinning blinking greedy energetic hardened Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	stale half-sized twirling bread man	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	stale plain candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	immense moldy flour cookie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	sage plastic food lab	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	gravedigger's plastic nog lab	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	energetic plastic chem lab	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	plastic primary lab of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	shaking dangerous plastic Cheer Core	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	jittery packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	squat huge medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	Newton's groovy ice crown of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	aromatic occult savvy jeans	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	wobbly Herculean ice wrap of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	tasty red tofu pop	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	half-sized spoiled twirling bowl of prescription candy	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	thick spoiled fishcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	rotten small enchanted teal bone broth	2	crappy	Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	spoiled diet star pop	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	hand-crafted weak Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	mediocre Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	drinkable wobbly Doc's Limbering Wine	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	bad Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	boiled purple jittery Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	pickled twirling Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	modified cyan Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	altered pulsating Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	warmed double-colloidal triple-ionized shaking olive anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	enhanced pressed anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	enhanced jittery squat red anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	activated anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	concentrated unsweetened anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	dry tumbling anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	tolerable blinking Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	immense stale enchanted bread pie	6	decent	Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	delicious weak clear Russian	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	blinking gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	wobbly mansplainer's cozy scarf	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	toothsome huge Crimbo cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	tarnished fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	third ear of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	pulsating peppermint-scented socks of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	sinister depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	miniature stale &quot;caramel&quot;	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	self-repairing earmuffs of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	wobbly manspreader's carnivorous potted plant	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	flame-retardant yule hatchet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	half-sized flavorless maroon lab-grown meat	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	tumbling groovy fleece	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	blurry cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	tumbling weightlifter's pants	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	occult educational can of mixed everything of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	yummy snack-sized special meatball	2	awesome	Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cyan cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	powdered fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	tumbling carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	boiled astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	curative cool magnifying glass of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	lousy weak skewed void lager	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	decent upside-down void burger	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	blue void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	aromatic ruddy wicked void shard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	fuchsia upside-down undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	pulsating cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	cyan stylish combat lover's locket	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	narrow grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	narrow bouncing grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	shaking trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	perfumed Fonzie's Socratic unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	alkaline galvanized emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	teal shaking survival knife of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	mirror ruddy crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	Fonzie's headlamp	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	narrow Usain Bolt's aromatic fireproof thermal blanket	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	supercharged atlas of local maps	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	corrupted super-ionized maroon spare battery	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	enhanced single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	electrified squat red gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	jumbo toothsome 20-lb can of rice and beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	bland snack-sized expired MRE	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	normal cool mint precipice bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	spoiled red huge carrot cake precipice bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	huge Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	healthy Herculean Rosewater's June cleaver	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	aged Dad's brandy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	blue miser's teacher's pen of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	decent fuchsia fire-roasted lake trout	4	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	bland big yellow jittery guilty sprout	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	teal mirror padded brawny mother's necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	vacuum-sealed pulsating mirror trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	denatured blinking savings bond	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	blinking designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	teal designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	mixed mirror sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	wobbly stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	yellow thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	huge pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	ghostly pterodactyl rifle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	mirror birdseed hat	0		
10939	bouncing teal flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	jittery dinosaur dart	0		
10941	electrified pressed Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 52
10942	blurry dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	deadly camouflage vest	0		Weapon Damage: +5
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	narrow pulsating narrow valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	Jim Carey's MacGyver's Socratic awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25
10948	perfumed reflective vest	0		Stench Resistance: +5
10949	sage dinosaur	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	boxer's Jurassic Parka of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	aerosolized cold-filtered squat autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	bad AutumnFest ale	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	jittery reassuring smelly coward's autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	red zippy wholesome autumn debris shield of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	small flavorless autumn-spice donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	flattened warmed narrow autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	skewed rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf autumn leaf pendant of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	twisted shaking autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	dry Vulcanized magnetized mirror squat autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	mediocre high-proof pulsating Oopsie IPA	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	huge mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	mirror St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	normal ratatouille de Jarlsberg	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	spoiled Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	rotten low-calorie olive roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	normal small St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	adequate Pete's wiley whey bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	flavorless snack-sized Pete's rich ricotta	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	weak lousy Boris's beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	decent honey bun of Boris	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	decent Boris's bread	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	yellow squat Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	normal baked veggie ricotta casserole	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	stale snack-sized narrow plain calzone	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	spoiled blurry roasted vegetable focaccia	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	flavorless small Pizza of Legend	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	tasty jumbo Calzone of Legend	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	upside-down blinking Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	maroon Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	cyan Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	squat Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	small decent bouncing lime green Deep Dish of Legend	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	sizzling prohie's hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	concentrated skewed imported taffy	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	family-friendly chaotic Charleston shoes	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	greasy vibrating rare oboe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	chilly energetic bullet necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	tasty swamp haunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked gator shades	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Charleston Choo-Choo	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	drinkable weak pulsating Velvet Veil	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	lousy Marltini	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	acceptable Strong, Silent Type	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	watered-down perfectly mixed blurry Mysterious Stranger	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Champagne Shimmy	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	twirling brainy weightlifter's ceramic cestus	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	purple lard-coated stiffened occult ceramic centurion shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	scorching slick ceramic celery grater	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	nippy chaotic wizardly ceramic celsiturometer	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	squat teal Usain Bolt's razor-sharp smartaleck's ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	cyan up-at-dawn Fonzie's experienced ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	vaporized purple ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	wet skewed extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 66
11028	wobbly crafty veiny razor-sharp chiffon chevrons	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	prompt inspector's grievous chiffon chapeau	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	mirror lard-coated Newton's chiffon chamberpot of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	purple prompt occult smooth chiffon chemise	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	shaking MacGyver's chiffon chakram of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	Sinatra's strapping chiffon chaps of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	dried olive chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	boiled chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 19
11036	bland spinning chocomotive	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	normal half-sized enchanted freightcake	2	good	Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	smooth pulsating cabooze	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	hardened plastic dining car	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	green hale forbidden plastic coal car	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	brawny plastic locomotive	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	magnetized Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 12
11051	corrupted chilled huge Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 56
11052	quadruple-dry galvanized spinning Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 28
11053	energized narrow maroon Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 11
11054	vacuum-sealed upside-down Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 58
11055	improved moist teal Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 50
11056	upside-down ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	upside-down fuchsia ping-pong ball	0		
11058	Trainbot harness of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	skewed Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	blurry Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	squat manspreader's Rosewater's beefy head-mounted Trainbot	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	clever vibrating leg-mounted Trainbots of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	mirror Usain Bolt's supercharged therapeutic shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	ghostly cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	acceptable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	good	
11068	yellow lost elf luggage	0		
11069	jittery Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	thick delicious maroon honey-drenched ham slice	5	awesome	
11071	weak acceptable mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	2	good	
11072	rotten bite-sized jittery Crimbo food scraps	1	crappy	
11073	pulsating arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	spinning tumbling automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	bouncing table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	decent steamed oyster	3	good	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	squat steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	jittery crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	bad distilled huge fuchsia Crimbosmopolitan	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	decent Crimbo dinner	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	tumbling train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	gray The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	maroon spinning unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	skewed half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	skewed grubby wool	0		
11092	twirling fireproof smelly stylish grubby wool hat	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
11093	executive stanky grubby wool scarf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
11094	olive Usain Bolt's banded razor-sharp grubby wool trousers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80
11095	rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe Samson's grubby wool gloves	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	practically non-alcoholic drinkable jittery jittery nice warm beer	1	good	
11098	ghostly grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	modified purple fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	ghostly bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	lime green hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	cyan blinking stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	squat chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	spoiled small pixel bread	2	crappy	
11113	artisanal pixel whiskey	4	EPIC	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	polarized blinking shaking cyan glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	concentrated enhanced mushroom	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	oxidized unsweetened liquefied skewed five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	delicious bite-sized super good fruit	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	twisted purple energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	hardened hot pepper of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	activated moist spinning out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	maroon jittery extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	triple-denatured fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	pressed flapper fly	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	practically non-alcoholic bad narrow maroon shot of wasp venom	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	polarized frozen adjusted huge filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	Vulcanized irradiated tumbling shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	moist green pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	nitrogenated narrow pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	bouncing hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	chilled enhanced angry agate	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	magnetized twirling red lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	special normal shadow sausage	4	good	Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	greasy Socratic shadow skin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	polarized shadow flame	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	toothsome shadow bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	bouncing pulsating blinking shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	bad shadow fluid	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	fuchsia shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	squat upside-down shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	pulsating shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	delicious shadow venom	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	twisted wobbly shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	avaricious personal trainer's shadow stick of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	green quilted Newton's bat paw	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40
11148	grievous uncursed bat paw	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
11149	twirling blinking maroon smelly electrified goblin cape of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11150	manspreader's uncursed goblin cape	0		Monster Level: +10
11151	mirror ribald dragon wishbone of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
11152	pulsating supercool uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11153	twirling bouncing vibrating occult educational slick stats	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10
11154	arcane researcher's uncursed stats	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11155	Annie Oakley's arcane orb of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11156	Oprah's uncursed arcane orb	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
11157	knitted machete	0		Cold Resistance: +3
11158	blinking purple uncursed machete of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
11159	blinking blue blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	upside-down miser's stanky Oprah's medallion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
11162	Tesla uncursed medallion	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	shaking Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shaking shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	spinning gray shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	lime green mirror shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	gray shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	upside-down Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	shaking spinning fireproof wizardly shadow chef's hat of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	bouncing rosewater-soaked double-paned shadow trousers of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	skewed double-paned shadow hammer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	vibrating quilted deadly shadow monocle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	flavorless narrow shadow hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	artisanal shadow martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	distilled shadow pill	1		
11185	blinking green shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	boiled shadow candy	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 69
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	skewed replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	narrow replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	mirror replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	teal tumbling replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	double-paned Oprah's forbidden replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	flame-retardant therapeutic replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	squat Van der Graaf vibrating replica navel ring of navel gazing of incineration of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	smelly brainy replica V for Vivala mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	aromatic stylish replica haiku katana of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	foul-smelling sizzling curative replica Elvish sunglasses of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	lime green tumbling replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	jittery replica stone sphere	0		
11209	boxer's replica Greatest American Pants of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	double-paned Lo Pan's replica Juju Mojo Mask of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11212	narrow frightening hale sinister replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	huge replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	friendly Jim Carey's replica plastic vampire fangs of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	Sinatra's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	blurry replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	spinning red replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	crafty Cincho de Mayo of courage of temperance of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	green replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	blurry replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	ghostly replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	huge replica Source terminal	0		
11232	shaking squat replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	blinking replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	shaking replica genie bottle	0		
11235	bouncing replica space planula	0		
11236	twirling replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	teal jittery replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	wobbly replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	stiffened stylish replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	avaricious sharpshooter's Da Vinci's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +30
11242	pulsating Jack Frost's frosty resourceful crafty occult experienced cool replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the wise owl of the empath of the blizzard of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: 60, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: 85, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	avaricious friendly Newton's thinker's beefy replica Powerful Glove	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's Herculean replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40
11246	reassuring wool stanky chaotic replica industrial fire extinguisher of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	olive replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	sizzling replica Jurassic Parka	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	fuchsia replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	Temple Grandin's Da Vinci's thinker's replica Cincho de Mayo of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	pulsating Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	spinning shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	upside-down 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	asbestos-lined dog trainer's savvy weightlifter's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of temperance of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	perfumed dangerous pro skateboard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	fireproof Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	Samson's boxer's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	huge Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	wobbly Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	nitrogenated modified scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	tumbling Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	narrow Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	jittery Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	activated gray scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	blinking Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	spinning Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	artisanal irresponsibly strong blue mirror Sexy Cosmo	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	wobbly bouncing double-paned red-soled high heels of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	rotten miniature pulsating cyburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	rock-hard ncle leg	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11287	personal trainer's rutabuga bag of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20
11288	Jack Frost's mesquito proboscis	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
11289	Temple Grandin's senate fly thorax	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11290	activated triple-dry bug juice	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 42
11291	skewed spider leg of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
11292	green ghostly beetle antenna of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
11293	spinning occult mantis skull	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11294	quadruple-frozen aerosolized chilled gray pulsating chitin powder	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 63
11295	wobbly crafty groovy daddy shortlegs leg	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10
11296	huge upside-down beefy birdybug antenna of wisdom	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +15
11297	foul-smelling kilopede skull of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
11298	quantum blurry haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 27
11299	ionized denatured maroon chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 30
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	olive tumbling claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	blinking name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	moldy skewed watermelon	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	huge watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	blinking thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	massive normal mirror waffle	10	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	healthy cat o' nine teeth of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	educational tooth cap of the brazier	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	purple supercool toothy trousers of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	fancy rotten tumbling banana split	3	crappy	Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	skewed squat handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	fortified hand-crafted twirling bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	MacGyver's baleful baywatch of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	yellow Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	mixed concentrated cooking	1		
11329	dried meat	1		
11330	mixed sparkling orb	1		
11331	altered hardening cream	1		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 20
11332	altered pulsating pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	bouncing Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	quantum concentrated gray sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 11
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	pulsating A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	narrow inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	chaotic rake	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	spinning yellow forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	purple day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	smelly autumnal aegis of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	wet adjusted distilled resin	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	maroon super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	rosewater-soaked impromptu torch of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	resourceful fig leaf of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	spinning miser's flame-wreathed smoldering drape	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	aromatic sizzling therapeutic savvy leaf crown of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	massive bland leafy browns	10	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	flattened aerosolized non-wet autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	enhanced warmed red twirling coping juice	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	chilly friendly energetic wholesome Da Vinci's candy cane sword cane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	pulsating wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	wobbly Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	jittery ghostly Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	jittery security automa-core	0		
11371	cyan clerical automa-core	0		
11372	blinking pulsating handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	bouncing Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	flavorless pickled bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	fancy spoiled salted mutton	4	crappy	Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	moldy snack-sized corned beet	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	red pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	red crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	rotten peppermint donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	personal trainer's Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	executive Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	mirror Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	artisanal practically non-alcoholic squat Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	prompt steel-toed brawny Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	purple Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	gray weightlifter's Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	jittery Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	jittery narrow Elf Guard commandeering gloves of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	tarnished Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	Elf Guard officer's sidearm of courage of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	greedy sage Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	irresponsibly strong aged Crimbow Rainbo	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	jittery Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	blinking miser's fireproof Elf Guard broom	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	therapeutic studded Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	bad old-school pirate grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	bland grog nuts	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	twirling up-at-dawn padded dangerous sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	mediocre olive officer's nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	low-calorie delicious sundae ration	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	toothsome cyan peppermint tack	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	blinking Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	miniature delicious whalesteak	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	upside-down reassuring fireproof rosy-cheeked whalegun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	frightening sharpshooter's clever Elf Guard clipboard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	pegfinger of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic and claret	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	veiny Elf Guard and beret	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	sizzling crafty wholesome shipwright's hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	jittery ruddy deadly boxer's gunwale	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	Herculean supercool Kelflar vest of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	chilled upside-down whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	frightening hardened Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	blinking cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	green up-at-dawn electrified Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	narrow Usain Bolt's Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	greedy MacGyver's Herculean massive wrench	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	mansplainer's baleful brown pirate pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	wobbly Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	blurry greedy fireproof nippy friendly sinister Elf dessert spoon of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	wobbly steel-toed Elf Guard SCUBA tank of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	wobbly red Lo Pan's free boots of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	blurry baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	maroon miser's Jim Carey's brainy Elvish underarmor	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	olive Fonzie's Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	half-sized normal sugarplum ration	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	toothsome gingerbread nylons	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	moldy gigantic rum-soaked fruitcake	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	bland super-sized lime	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	miniature rotten gingerbread pirate	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	yummy miniature fuchsia fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	drinkable mulled wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	hand-crafted boozy maroon Swedish coffee	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	drinkable canteen of eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	lousy practically non-alcoholic hot wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	artisanal Jamaican coffee	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	tolerable flask of egggrog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	blurry Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	mediocre special gray yule grog	4	decent	Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	flavorless wet tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	snack-sized flavorless whalecake	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	inspector's groovy weightlifter's gunwale whalegun	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	boozy delicious and claret	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	tumbling rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	bouncing trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	ghostly chaotic Elf Guard squirtgun of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	sequin-encrusted sweater of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	wool Herculean replica Elf Guard medal of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	mirror prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	squat censurious Jeselnik's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	blinking prompt auspicious beefcake's barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	jittery sharpshooter's Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	tumbling twirling pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	blinking The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	adjusted oxidized military candy cane	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 38
11503	modified super-magnetized red groggipop	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 67
11504	blinking rosy-cheeked slick moss mace	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	spinning moss megaphone of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	Samson's smartaleck's moss medal	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	manspreader's cool moss mitre	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	Sherlock's scandalous moss mantle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	huge Tesla moss marlinspike of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	denatured twirling moss mulch	1		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	super-dry moss floss	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 38
11512	bouncing adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	blurry adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	distilled ghostly adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	ionized denatured adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 30
11520	greedy shellacked grievous crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	vibrating Da Vinci's brawny crepe paper parachute cape	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	wholesome dangerous crepe paper pie clip of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	smelly energetic rock-hard crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	narrow executive smelly crepe paper plunge camisole of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	knitted mansplainer's slick crepe paper polka charm	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	mixed jittery crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	pressed magnetized upside-down crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 21
11528	chilly petrified wood war pike of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	MacGyver's petrified wood waist protector of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	blue zippy greedy petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	blurry avaricious smelly petrified wood water purifier	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	jittery supercharged smooth petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	stanky Annie Oakley's petrified wood walking pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	modified gray jittery petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	pressed alkaline tumbling petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 16
11536	artisanal extra-dry cybeer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	blurry sinister Crimbuccaneer war standard of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	censurious Jack Frost's Elf Guard war standard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	olive in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	fortified Socratic spring shoes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	boiled frozen upside-down ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	magnetized jittery crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	narrow biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	wobbly ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	jittery quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	jittery tumbling quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	grievous motion sensor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	lion tamer's Everfull Dart Holster of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	maroon Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	aromatic wool Jeselnik's arcane researcher's supercool Apriling band helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	Usain Bolt's sizzling savvy brainy Apriling band saxophone	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	green ruddy hardened thinker's beefcake's Apriling band quad tom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	greedy electrified forbidden Apriling band tuba of the pedagogue of extreme caution	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	upside-down horrifying sharpshooter's Oprah's grievous personal trainer's Apriling band staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	blurry boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	ghostly Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	massive adequate yam	6	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	artisanal yam martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	hand-crafted sweet potato o' mine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	artisanal irresponsibly strong Southern yam	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	lousy sweet potato punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	super-sized moldy Mayam spinach	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	yummy yam and swiss	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	blinking sinister yam cannon of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	up-at-dawn Jack Frost's furry yam buckler of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	wobbly healthy Socratic yamtility belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	adequate yam slider	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	yummy yam mayo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	yummy huge cyan yam burrito	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	green visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	ghostly mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	blurry aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	adequate thick mini kiwi	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	twirling ribald healthy padded mini kiwi bikini	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	irresponsibly strong acceptable mini kiwitini	7	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	cyan mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	Jeselnik's lion tamer's dog trainer's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Experience (familiar): 3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	tumbling mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	adequate big tumbling mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	hand-crafted tumbling mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	denatured polarized flattened huge mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	corrupted pickled lime green skewed huge mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	bouncing extremely unsafe mini kiwi whipping stick of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	veiny mini kiwi icepick	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	unsweetened mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	blue skewed protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	upside-down protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	olive tumbling huge aromatic lion tamer's fortified messenger bag RNA	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	bland small maroon bacteria bisque	2	decent	
11619	small adequate ciliophora chowder	2	good	
11620	stale fancy cream of chloroplasts	4	decent	Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 10
11621	skewed synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	wobbly elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	ghostly extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	jittery chilly banded savvy slick tearaway pants of the brazier	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	maroon wobbly Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	drinkable Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	squat bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	gray Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	upside-down Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	jittery horrifying blade of dismemberment	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	lime green skewed blurry Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	skewed horrifying sinister dance instructor's embers-only jacket	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	spinning upside-down strapping bembershoot	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	spoiled half-sized twirling wheel of camembert	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	wobbly hat of remembering of the brute of the overflowing toilet of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	ghostly embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	twirling boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	mirror Jeselnik's lion tamer's bat wings of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ghostly ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	Sherlock's forbidden monocle on a stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	lime green ghostly plastic pipe of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	dog trainer's careful fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	avaricious bow tie of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	thinker's fake huge beard of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	wobbly frosty Sinatra's astronaut helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	dog trainer's feather boa of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	twirling narrow foul-smelling supercharged Sheriff badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	toasty studded Sheriff pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	hale forbidden Sheriff moustache	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	sinister photo booth supply list of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	olive tie-dye headband	0		
11674	rotten mirror whirled peas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	bland peaza	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	narrow peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	modified jittery drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	dehydrated jittery Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	mirror quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	nitrogenated oxidized pea brittle	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	artisanal weak spinning peasco	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	miniature adequate mirror piece of cake	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	veiny deft pirate hook of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	upside-down chilly dangerous iron tricorn hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	weightlifter's jolly roger flag	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	blinking pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	boozy lousy tankard of spiced rum	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	hand-crafted watered-down tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	nippy governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	weightlifter's governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	family-friendly governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	bouncing mirror harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	chili powder cutlass of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	decent gigantic blurry Aztec tamale	6	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	studded groggles	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	huge huge anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	Sherlock's silky pirate drawers of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	oxidized quantum shaking peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	spirit-forward perfectly mixed hard cocoa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	rotten salmagumdi	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	razor-sharp plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	medical-grade wizardly plastic Colonel Brando	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	Sherlock's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	Lo Pan's plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	huge Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	wobbly Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	thick toothsome jittery coney haunch	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	dry dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	acceptable moai toai	4	good	
11725	blurry Usain Bolt's MacGyver's boxer's moaiball	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	warmed concentrated lime green four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	skewed smelly supercool potato jacket of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	gray blinking traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	hardened military orb	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	quadruple-tarnished corrupted modified purple rum ball	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 37
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	bouncing rock-hard gravyskin hat of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	olive pulsating fireproof gravyskin buckler of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	Jeselnik's savvy gravyskin skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	stanky lion tamer's gravyskin pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	moist crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	rotten room scale bean casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	red chaotic padded brawny perfect Christmas scarf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	pulsating experienced snowman-enchanting tophat of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	dry yellow LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	toasty stylish slick Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Moxie: 35, Hot Damage: +5, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	tumbling pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	lousy Easter grasshopper	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	hand-crafted weak Irish eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	bad weak red canteen of jungle juice	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	bad turchucken	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	fancy irresponsibly strong tolerable mechanically-mulled cider	7	good	Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	perfectly mixed purple holiday trip around the world	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	delicious ghostly chocolate ostrich egg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	enchanted normal blurry beef and cabbage	4	good	Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	miniature rotten twirling candy rations	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	thick moldy double-candied yams	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	rotten small Christmas ham	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	stale immense shaking holiday smorgasbord	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	blurry chilly bejazzled eyepatch	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	lime green ghostly Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	shaking blinking Jack Frost's shellacked stiffened quilted egg gun	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 8, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	fuchsia flame-wreathed extremely unsafe smartaleck's army helmet of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	squat candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	spoiled thick Thanksgiving ration	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	hand-crafted Easter eggnog	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	boiled teal wobbly clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	executive avaricious Jeselnik's padded nylon Christmas stockings	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: 70, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	activated bouncing deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	executive McHugeLarge duffel bag of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	bouncing chaotic sharpshooter's electrified McHugeLarge left pole	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	wobbly Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked McHugeLarge right pole of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	McHugeLarge left ski of doom of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	dangerous slick McHugeLarge right ski	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	bouncing 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	pulsating 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	denatured maroon skewed eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	bouncing datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	gray dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	huge dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	shaking dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	narrow cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	olive pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	wobbly 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	huge narrow logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	denatured mirror psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	twirling dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	fuchsia dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	bouncing pulsating dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	ghostly SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	bouncing hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	tumbling geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	cyan ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	super-pickled wet jittery synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 32
11834	galvanized oxidized narrow iDrops	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 32
11835	mirror shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	huge toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	red phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	jittery Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	cyan plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	blinking stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	gray glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	ghostly huge assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	huge teal Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	boiled shaking scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	weak artisanal special skewed pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	EPIC	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	diluted phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	pulsating unironic knife	0		
11870	blue bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	distilled bouncing leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	bland gigantic blinking Heck ramen	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	spoiled half-sized burrito	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	special stale small beer brat	3	decent	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	adequate jumbo gray shaking peach pie	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	miniature toothsome incredible mini-pizza	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	perfectly mixed fortified blue Divine sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	bad weak tangarita sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	practically non-alcoholic artisanal gimlet sidecar	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	lousy watered-down cyan vodka stratocaster sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	weak special tolerable blurry prussian cathouse sidecar	2	good	Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	watered-down mediocre shaking Mon Tiki sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	purple censurious cool April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	huge spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	cold-filtered enhanced olive wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Three Sheets to the Wind	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	adequate pile of wet dates	4	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	wet shower cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	wobbly frightening wet shower shoes	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	smooth wet shower shorts	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	purple wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	altered frozen wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	chilled pulsating wet paperback	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	blurry wet shower radio of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	birthday bloon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
11903	unsweetened quadruple-modified bouncing jawwetter	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 64
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	twirling asbestos-lined extremely unsafe Peridot of Peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	narrow family-friendly terrycloth turban	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
11907	wool jockey's hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11908	avaricious sharpshooter's hat	0		Meat Drop: +30
11909	lime green blinking bouncing stylish extra-tight skullcap	0		Moxie: +25
11910	sinister sturdy pith helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10
11911	therapeutic bishop's mitre	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11912	Temple Grandin's tin foil hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11913	construction hardhat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11914	purple imposing pilgrim's hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	teal blinking stanky stylish bycocket	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
11917	twirling Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	fuchsia spinning yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	fuchsia exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	ghostly greasy razor-sharp Axis helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11925	scandalous dog trainer's Axis fatigues	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5
11926	nasty coward's Axis suspenders	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
11927	ghostly stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	mirror purple priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	huge chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	mirror Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	lightning-fast chaotic Allied Radio Backpack of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	blurry tumbling upside-down orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	mirror narrow bouncing ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	tumbling confetti grenade	0		
11937	toothsome Skeleton Wars rations	4	awesome	
11938	drinkable jittery skeleton war fuel can	3	good	
11939	squat skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	mirror teal M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	jittery blinking M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	zippy family-friendly Allied Forces insignia of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
11945	mirror Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	altered blurry Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	gray rosy-cheeked bully badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	time cop top hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	powdered jittery mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	tiny decent toast with mixed berry jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	bland cup of sugar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	bland half-sized Susie's cupcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	forbidden personal trainer's the gun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	acceptable wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	huge blue dance instructor's undersea surveying goggles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	weak delicious yellow Ocean-Touched Rum	2	awesome	
11964	diluted water-logged pill	1		
11965	bland kelp puck	4	decent	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	bouncing scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	olive sea gel	0		
11971	polarized dry octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 22
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	twirling Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	maroon avaricious dentadent	0		Meat Drop: +30
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	censurious fireproof gravedigger's mansplainer's Oprah's rosy-cheeked blood cubic zirconia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	dehydrated blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	watered-down tolerable wobbly pheromone cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	stale spinal tapas	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	shrunken head of the wise owl of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	narrow stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	skewed small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	jittery knucklebone	0		
12052	drinkable practically non-alcoholic bouncing Smoking Pope	1	good	
12053	small flavorless prize turkey	2	decent	
12054	compressed medicinal gruel	1		
12055	normal special snack-sized full-sized pumpkin pie	2	good	Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	tolerable vodka cranberry sauce	4	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	cold-filtered yammed candy	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	bland treasure chestnut	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	triple-distilled tolerable special upside-down olive mulled butter rum	8	good	Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	denatured cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	pulsating beefy plastic left skeleton arm	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	resourceful plastic left skeleton leg	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	upside-down mirror Newton's plastic right skeleton arm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	strapping plastic right skeleton leg	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	pulsating blurry skewed auspicious plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	horrifying angelbone kilt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	greasy angelbone totem	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	wobbly prompt angelbone chopsticks	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	nasty frosty angelbone mantle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	wobbly angelbone dice of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	beefy angelbone halo of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	vaporized blinking angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	Vulcanized polarized flattened blue biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 56
12076	deadly sage devilbone helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	squat beefcake's devilbone greaves	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	tumbling Jim Carey's MacGyver's devilbone shinguards	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	devilbone corset of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	greedy banded devilbone flute	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	careful devilbone rosary	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	powdered pulsating devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	energized Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 23
12116	lime green narrow burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	teal blurry burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	blinking burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	ghostly Samson's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	hand-crafted Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	teal crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	hand-crafted fortified bottle of prize-winning rum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	rosy-cheeked Santa-Slayer medal of Tarzan of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	quadruple-improved tarnished shaking boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	vacuum-sealed boiled boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	altered narrow boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	Temple Grandin's friendly curative smoldering vertebra	0		Familiar Weight: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	gray volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	wobbly miser's hot boning knife of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	chaotic MacGyver's dance instructor's fistbone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	censurious crafty quilted burnt bone belt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	nippy scorched skull trophy	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	moldy wing bone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	mediocre upside-down weak skeleton venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	denatured baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	lime green squat padded plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	ruddy plastic skeleton skull	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	avaricious plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	pulsating assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	tumbling bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	olive narrow Tesla resourceful scorched skeleton mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	gravedigger's scorched skeleton shirt of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	weightlifter's scorched skeleton pants of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	blurry buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	mirror Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	green wobbly Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	red Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	shaking olive Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	blurry Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	yellow Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	lime green avaricious cool fireproof bonesaw	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	frosty arcane researcher's vermiculite shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	Tesla ship's lantern	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	prompt nippy heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	adequate skewed traditional gingerloaf	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	weak delicious Scotch and eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	quantum deionized counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	tolerable weak tumbling &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	fuchsia The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	huge crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	bland wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	extra-modified wobbly gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 37
12179	pulsating narrow MacGyver's grievous glimmering crystal	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	red boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	ghostly Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	olive fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	energized Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	frozen squat Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	oxidized skewed Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	Da Vinci's and dress of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	frosty and dress of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	hardened dinosaur bone club	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	purple nippy weightlifter's dinosaur skull helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	blinking purple wicked personal trainer's dinosaur bone corset of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	drinkable watered-down fancy blinking Pork Elf cough syrup	2	good	Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	jittery Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	twirling Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	enchanted adequate rat pizza	3	good	Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	skewed Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	auspicious smelly hoverboard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	upside-down Temple Grandin's smartaleck's boxer's left shark fin	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	ghostly fitness tracking bracelet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	pickled green candy bone	1		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 20
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	adequate small blinking discarded hot dog	2	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	perfectly mixed weak most of a beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	fuchsia legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	tiny adequate can of tuna	1	good	
12227	delicious small alien salad	2	awesome	
12228	decent spinning maroon ratbatatouille	4	good	
12229	bite-sized moldy onigiri	1	crappy	
12230	bland diet crudit&eacute;s	1	decent	
12231	moldy miniature ghostly sauced mutton	2	crappy	
12232	normal low-calorie hot honey ant	1	good	
12233	bland tomb aspic	3	decent	
12234	spoiled upside-down yellow later tots	4	crappy	
12235	toothsome Frutti di Scatoletta	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	immense rotten Pesto alla Marziano	10	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	normal miniature Arrattabbattabiata	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	miniature rotten Orzo di Riso	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	tasty bite-sized Pasta Grimavera	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	bland blurry Linguini Ubriacapa	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	massive delicious upside-down Formica e Pepe	9	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	normal Tubetto Gelatto	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	small delicious Gnocci Domani	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	bouncing Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	lime green scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	skewed second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	executive beefcake's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +40
12253	normal huge premium turkey leg	10	good	
12254	delicious blinking styrofoam cup of mead	3	awesome	
12255	green steel-toed sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9
12256	staff of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
12257	lute of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
12258	jittery spinning shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	hardened grievous The Wizard's Android of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100
12261	shaking flash paperwad	0		
12262	spinning juggling ball	0		
12263	Da Vinci's tactical jester's cap of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	blue single-use sword	0		
12265	blurry flimsy plastic helmet	0		Item Drop: +5
12266	blinking double-paned flimsy plastic greaves	0		Cold Resistance: +5
12267	Newton's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
12268	spinning brainy flimsy plastic shield	0		Mysticality: +5
12269	huge cyan packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	knitted Van der Graaf Portable Laughing Stock of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	purple perfumed Jeselnik's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50
12272	tasty jittery classic banana	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	rotten tumbling watermelon	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	yummy quince	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	spoiled classic banana pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	frozen blue essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	energized activated ghostly shaking banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	delicious practically non-alcoholic Aesop Daiquiri	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	bad wobbly Monkey Congress	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	huge stale watermelon pie	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	double-concentrated alkaline shaking concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	quadruple-alkaline Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	bad Melonegroni	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	bad twirling Melonade Spritz	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	spoiled narrow quince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	liquefied energized quince quaff	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	dry Quickquince	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	lousy watered-down pulsating Quiskey Sour	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	triple-distilled lousy Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	aged weak twirling Roth IPA	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	skewed skewed miser's flame-retardant underdraft protection	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	normal miniature soybean futures	2	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	altered vacuum-sealed chilled skewed housing bubble	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	improved double-deionized Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 39
12298	pulsating smartaleck's financial instrument of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	razor-sharp cool hedge fund clippers	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	weightlifter's selling shorts	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	narrow bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	Van der Graaf grievous 401k ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	spinning balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	enhanced boiled corrupted cyan invisible hand	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	irradiated circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	aerosolized oxidized gray mint	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	vaporized squat narrow toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	twisted squat blue intangible asset	1		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	compressed squat tumbling liquid asset	1		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	blue gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	tumbling cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	hand-crafted watered-down red skewed Malattia Becco Malbec	2	EPIC	
12316	narrow kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"