-1	mediocre Petite Porter	4	decent	
-2	tolerable Scrawny Stout	4	good	
-3	enchanted aged Infinitesimal IPA	4	awesome	
-4	weak lousy eggnogtini	2	decent	
-5	perfectly mixed weak candycaine	2	EPIC	
-6	perfectly mixed watered-down braincracker sweet	2	EPIC	
-16	drinkable fermented honey	4	good	
-17	lousy mirror moons-shine	4	decent	
-18	aged gin	4	awesome	
-19	acceptable red ecto-nog	3	good	
-20	watered-down mediocre hot toady	2	decent	
-21	practically non-alcoholic tolerable hot choculate	1	good	
-49	practically non-alcoholic lousy Cyder	1	decent	
-50	aged Oil Nog	4	awesome	
-51	weak perfectly mixed Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	2	EPIC	
-58	lousy Grimacider	4	decent	
-59	drinkable Isotope Nog	3	good	
-60	bad watered-down Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	decent	
-70	artisanal Gin and Herring	4	EPIC	
-71	lousy watered-down Black and Tan and Red All Over	2	decent	
-72	smooth weak squat Antarctic Ice Tea	2	awesome	
-76	bad CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	decent	
-77	weak smooth CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	2	awesome	
-78	hand-crafted special ghostly CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	4	EPIC	
-82	hand-crafted Horseradish-infused Vodka	3	EPIC	
-83	extra-dry artisanal Jerkitini	5	EPIC	
-84	mediocre weak Desert Island Iced Tea	2	decent	
-88	triple-distilled mediocre green Crimbo Saketini	10	decent	
-89	artisanal shaking Crimboku Drop	4	EPIC	
-90	aged Flaming Crimbo Log	3	awesome	
-107	fortified mediocre purple Fortified Eggnog Slurry	5	decent	
-108	fortified perfectly mixed Hot Buttered Rum	5	EPIC	
-109	aged Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	awesome