1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	tumbling seal tooth	0		
3	huge scandalous helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	jittery pulsating crafty ravioli hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	jittery lime green spices	0		
9	disco mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	squat disco ball	0		
11	gray stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	twirling mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	mixed ghostly moxie weed	1		
15	dehydrated strongness elixir	1		
16	boiled narrow magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	miniature adequate noodles	2	good	
18	narrow tortoise's blessing	0		
19	purple twirling asparagus knife of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
20	purple jittery Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	ghostly sweet ninja sword	0		
22	skewed studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	blinking chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	shaking meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	huge skewed spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	teal really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	inspector's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	shellacked Dolphin King's crown	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	mirror healthy Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
36	squat scorching Knob Goblin tongs	0		Hot Damage: +25
37	supercool viking helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Knob Goblin pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	delicious special ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	awesome	Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 25
42	olive hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	decent hot buttered roll	3	good	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	immense adequate bowl of cottage cheese	6	good	
50	wobbly smelly Rock and Roll Legend	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	spinning huge greasy stone banjo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
54	rosewater-soaked brawny Disco Banjo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	squat green hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	huge slingshot	0		
60	supercool Mace of the Tortoise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	flavorless massive fortune cookie	7	decent	
62	oriole-feather headdress of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	pulsating purple action figure head	0		
65	blinking Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twirling twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	zippy scorching Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	teal jittery bar skin	0		
71	stakes of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
72	skewed barskin hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	skewed sapling	0		
76	blinking Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	greasy stick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
78	dog trainer's pretty bouquet	0		Experience (familiar): +1
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	artisanal ice-cold Willer	3	EPIC	
82	jittery ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	green key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	pulsating sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pulsating skewed pants kit	0		
92	pulsating meatsmithing guide	0		
93	mirror flame-wreathed basic meat sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
94	hardy basic meat pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	healthy basic meat helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Item Drop: +5
97	Van der Graaf electrified pimpin' meat hat	0		MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 12, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	narrow meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	gray meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	stiffened quilted staff	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1
104	mirror scarecrow	0		
105	rotten tumbling bowl of charms	4	crappy	
106	ketchup	1	decent	
107	wobbly catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	toasty basic meat staff	0		Hot Damage: +5
111	basic meat crossbow of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
112	fuchsia sharpshooter's dangerous meatloaf helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	jittery careful dripping meat sword	0		Monster Level: -10
114	clever dripping meat staff	0		Maximum MP: +20
115	maroon resourceful dripping meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +50
116	family-friendly forbidden Bugfinder Blade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
117	spinning Gnollish plunger	0		
118	olive spring	0		
119	twirling sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	wobbly sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	blue full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	twirling tumbling forbidden Gnollish autoplunger	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
128	huge jittery educational meat pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	wobbly asbestos-lined third-hand nunchaku	0		Hot Resistance: +5
130	blinking green medical-grade eyepatch	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	mirror wobbly Meat maid body	0		
133	narrow twirling Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	green ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	ghostly stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	tumbling eXtreme meat sword of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
148	twirling executive eXtreme meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +40
149	frightening eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +5
150	Scalp of Gorgolok of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	squat Elder Turtle Shell of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	sizzling beefcake's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	Jim Carey's banded Ancient Saucehelm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	jittery Oprah's Samson's Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	blue electrified thinker's El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	wobbly guild application	0		
157	pulsating Dramatic™ range	0		
158	huge Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	shaking huge pie crust	0		
161	thick bland ghuol egg	5	decent	
162	stale ghuol egg quiche	4	decent	
163	horrifying skeleton bone	0		Spooky Damage: +25
164	smart skull	0		
165	blurry skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	diet spoiled narrow ghuol-ear kabob	1	crappy	
168	spinning friendly bone rattle	0		Familiar Weight: +3
169	huge bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	normal small lihc eye pie	2	good	
172	huge narrow gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	narrow Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	miniature yummy uncooked chorizo	2	awesome	
176	shaking disembodied brain	0		
177	mirror spinning brainy skull	0		
178	maroon detective skull	0		
179	toothsome chorizo taco	3	awesome	
180	mediocre blinking ice-cold fotie	4	decent	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	narrow bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	tumbling bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	careful batskin belt	0		Monster Level: -10
192	batskin belt	0		
193	skewed birthday candle	0		
194	Newton's Mr. Accessory	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only
195	huge lightning-fast eXtreme nose ring	0		Initiative: +40
196	upside-down disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	squat greasy ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
200	moldy snack-sized rat appendix kabob	2	crappy	
201	normal bat wing kabob	4	good	
202	moldy tiny carob chunks	1	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	moldy carob chunk cookies	4	crappy	
205	blurry secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	skewed hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	yellow weightlifter's filthy corduroys of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	Newton's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	moldy olive carob brownies	3	crappy	
217	bland herb brownies	3	decent	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	bouncing lime green gnoll teeth	0		
221	vibrating gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
222	spinning phat turquoise bead	0		
223	nippy phat turquoise bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +10
224	eyepatch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	adequate snack-sized tofu casserole	2	good	
226	twisted twirling can of Red Minotaur	1	awesome	
227	Annie Oakley's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
228	beefcake's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Muscle: +25
229	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
230	Jack Frost's dead guy's watch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	tumbling Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	skewed Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	skewed teal Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	chaotic cool Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10
236	skewed Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	mediocre fancy squat bottle of gin	3	decent	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 25
238	mediocre bottle of vodka	4	decent	
239	sharpshooter's Orcish baseball cap of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	squat prompt Temple Grandin's Orcish cargo shorts	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	lard-coated Orcish frat-paddle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
242	normal immense jittery	6	good	
243	enchanted bland grapefruit	3	decent	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 25
244	bland half-sized grapes	2	decent	
245	immense adequate olive	7	good	
246	yummy wobbly tomato	3	awesome	
247	lime green narrow fermenting powder	0		
248	hand-crafted squat salty dog	3	EPIC	
249	delicious bloody mary	4	awesome	
250	mediocre screwdriver	3	decent	
251	mediocre martini	3	decent	
252	spirit-forward perfectly mixed tumbling bloody beer	5	EPIC	
253	drinkable shot of schnapps	4	good	
254	lousy shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	decent	
255	aged fine wine	4	awesome	
256	bad practically non-alcoholic shot of tomato schnapps	1	decent	
257	acceptable watered-down extra-spicy bloody mary	2	good	
258	spinning dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	big stale White Citadel fries	5	decent	
261	decent White Citadel burger	3	good	
262	rotten small olive piece of wedding cake	2	crappy	
263	decent gigantic chocolate chips	9	good	
264	enchanted decent skewed jittery chocolate chip cookies	3	good	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 5
265	Newton's satin pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	watered-down acceptable skewed lightning	2	good	
267	sage mullet wig	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	tumbling meat cowboy hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	blinking deadly sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5
270	wobbly picket fence	0		
271	pickled barbell	1		
272	vaporized concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 40
273	vaporized moxie weed	1		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 40
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	altered extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	boiled tumbling jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	diluted suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	wobbly Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	zippy gasmask	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	dangerous walrus-tusk earring	0		Weapon Damage: +10
286	tumbling thinker's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
287	sharpshooter's Boris's ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
288	mirror potato sprout	0		
289	Jarlsberg's earring	0		Item Drop: +5
290	Usain Bolt's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Initiative: +80
291	stylish cool can of maces	0		Moxie: 30
292	huge bouncing strapping rubber axe	0		Muscle: +5
293	ruddy razor-sharp chef's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	therapeutic pail	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	demonskin trousers of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	gray supercharged dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	dry tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 13
298	dry pressed blinking lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 46
299	diffused colloidal pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 36
300	anodized adjusted squat jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 47
301	flat dough	0		
302	flavorless low-calorie upside-down Knob sausage	1	decent	
303	fancy spoiled Knob mushroom	4	crappy	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 10
304	dry noodles	0		
305	narrow wobbly green prompt Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Rosewater's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	denatured red Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 31
308	Knob Goblin elite helm of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	hardy Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	electrified Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
311	hill of beans	0		
312	lime green huge Knob Goblin visor of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	energetic Crown of the Goblin King	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	rotten massive blurry bean burrito	10	crappy	
315	spoiled spinning bean burrito	3	crappy	
316	normal snack-sized insanely bean burrito	2	good	
317	diet delicious bean burrito	1	awesome	
318	enchanted decent bean burrito	4	good	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 35
319	immense moldy twirling insanely bean burrito	10	crappy	
320	bland snack-sized mirror twirling bat haggis	2	decent	
321	bland maroon menudo	3	decent	
322	thick yummy goat cheese	5	awesome	
323	rotten thick shaking plain pizza	5	crappy	
324	snack-sized stale purple sausage pizza	2	decent	
325	spoiled thick goat cheese pizza	5	crappy	
326	adequate immense mushroom pizza	9	good	
327	blurry blinking goat	0		
328	bad bottle of whiskey	4	decent	
329	skewed crafty goat beard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	bouncing glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	artisanal watered-down Canadian	2	EPIC	
332	moldy lemon	3	crappy	
333	yummy lime	3	awesome	
334	Lo Pan's sabre teeth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	boxer's consolation ribbon	0		Muscle Percent: +10
337	blurry ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	upside-down Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	activated Vulcanized concentrated Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 15
341	activated Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 46
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	Vulcanized Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 60
344	green Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	blurry scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	blurry blinking Samson's ninja mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	ghostly icy katana hilt	0		
350	blurry jittery hot katana blade	0		
351	veiny icy-hot katana of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25
352	ninja hot pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	spinning ninja stars	0		
354	yellow inspector's MacGyver's nunchaku	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +15
355	skewed eXtreme scarf of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	snowboarder pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	yummy enchanted half-sized narrow gr8ps	2	awesome	Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 15
359	delicious gigantic spinning t8r tots	10	awesome	
360	wobbly horrifying miner's helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	rosy-cheeked miner's pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	yellow squat 7-Foot Dwarven mattock of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	pulsating red asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	blurry linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	green linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	blurry asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	spinning linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	prompt gravedigger's linoleum sword	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
379	resourceful linoleum staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50
380	greasy wizardly linoleum crossbow	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
381	friendly crafty asbestos sword	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
382	squat purple MacGyver's asbestos staff of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +7
383	Jeselnik's razor-sharp asbestos crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
384	bouncing strapping chrome sword of the empath	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +5
385	healthy savvy chrome staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
386	shaking ghostly mansplainer's hardened chrome crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +15
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	spinning maroon huge yeti fur	0		
389	green forbidden meaty helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	yellow asbestos helmet turtle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	wholesome linoleum helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	chrome helmet turtle	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	huge hippopotamus skin	0		
396	blinking crafty penguin shorts	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	squat executive yakskin pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	wobbly Van der Graaf hippopotamus pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	fuchsia Rosewater's eXtreme mittens	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
400	pulsating tumbling handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	sage swashbuckling pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	stiffened shoulder parrot	0		Damage Reduction: 1
404	acoustic guitarrr of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
405	blinking sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	jittery pirate skull	0		
408	spinning pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	jittery huge occult sk8board	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	spinning bouncing Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
414	narrow beefcake's crowbarrr	0		Muscle: +25
415	blue brawny leotarrrd	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	wobbly maroon frightening safarrri hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	magnetized quadruple-deionized spinning henna tattoo	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 42
418	denatured quadruple-electrified alkaline Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 54
419	non-nitrogenated twirling serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 42
420	moist enhanced squat tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 29
421	irradiated philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 52
422	cold-filtered cold-filtered tumbling potion of potency	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 47
423	boiled cold-filtered blurry cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 37
424	boiled magnetized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 65
425	flattened concentrated ionized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 53
426	diffused adjusted gray blurry potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 43
427	box of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Wiki Name: "box"
428	narrow nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	fuchsia beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	coward's clown shoes	0		Monster Level: -20, Clowniness: 25
432	squat bloody clown pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	skewed resourceful balloon helmet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	narrow red Jack Frost's Rosewater's balloon sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
436	lime green bouncing balloon monkey	0		
437	blurry shaking chef skull	0		
438	ghostly chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	ghostly bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	chaotic box-in-the-box	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	spinning blurry extremely unsafe box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
448	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's foolscap fool's cap	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	red pulsating Jack Frost's clown nose	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	blurry sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	huge decent jumbo olive	10	good	
456	bad extra-dry dry martini	5	decent	
457	avaricious ye olde golde frontes	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	blurry pixel	0		
460	blurry pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	miniature tasty pixel pie	2	awesome	
468	tumbling huge ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	lousy Imp Ale	3	decent	
471	decent wobbly hot wing	4	good	
472	stylish diamond-studded cane	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	gray blurry crutch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
474	cast	0		
475	spinning electrified mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	spinning hellion cube	0		
477	infernal insoles of James Dean of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25
478	evil arch	0		
479	tumbling jittery dodecagram	0		
480	huge box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Mr. Container of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	pulsating mirror MacGyver's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	boxer's hemp backpack	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	quilted Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
487	blurry rosewater-soaked arrrgyle socks	0		Stench Resistance: +3
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	fuchsia horrifying chilly mesh cap	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	healthy chaps of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	narrow mirror ketchup hound	0		
494	forbidden batblade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
495	blurry catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	blurry gnatwing	0		
498	enchanted half-sized adequate papaya	2	good	Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 40
499	purple hardy denim axe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +50
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	bland enchanted Elfin shortbread	3	decent	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 30
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	adequate skewered cat appendix	3	good	
504	evil arches	0		
505	wobbly Usain Bolt's smelly gnatwing earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
506	moldy Hell broth	4	crappy	
507	prompt thunderrr guitarrr	0		Adventures: +3
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	blurry Boris's key lime	0		
511	green Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	adequate gigantic blinking Boris's key lime pie	10	good	
514	stale Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	decent	
515	normal fancy Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	good	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 45
516	squat Hey Deze map	0		
517	wobbly Usain Bolt's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	jittery mystery juice	0		
519	wobbly moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	Temple Grandin's kickback cookbook	0		Familiar Weight: +7
522	huge one-winged stab bat	0		
523	pulsating rewinged stab bat	0		
524	hand-crafted papaya sling	3	EPIC	
525	shaking grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	skewed fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	denatured improved magnetized bouncing teal spray paint	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 60
531	fireproof special sauce glove	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	careful ladle of mystery	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Sauceror"
533	green Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	skewed bridge	0		
536	tumbling twirling dictionary	0		
537	wobbly pr0n legs	0		
538	blurry crafty f3d0r4	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	unsweetened jittery Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 63
541	mirror baleful draggin' ball hat of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	narrow arcane researcher's personal trainer's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	rotten Trollhouse cookies	3	crappy	
544	clever personal trainer's talons	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20
545	rotten Spam Witch sammich	3	crappy	
546	skewed meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	bouncing 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	ghostly 64067 scroll	0		
552	pulsating 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	rotten fancy pr0n cocktail	3	crappy	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 35
555	Jack Frost's cool drywall axe	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
557	lousy whiskey and cola	3	decent	
558	spoiled papaya taco	4	crappy	
559	wobbly razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	rotten blurry stalk of asparagus	3	crappy	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	red ratgut	0		
563	pulsating sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	strong artisanal skewed Mad Train wine	5	EPIC	
565	baleful hobo gloves	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
566	healthy bum cheek	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	bouncing hermit script	0		
568	normal maroon Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4	good	
569	low-calorie rotten Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1	crappy	
570	stale Chicken Sandwich	4	decent	
571	ghostly twirling Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	flavorless mirror Children's Meal of the Damned	3	decent	
573	decent small noodles	2	good	
574	adequate noodles	3	good	
575	diet delicious blurry painful penne pasta	1	awesome	
576	decent huge shaking ravioli della hippy	3	good	
577	enchanted tiny spoiled pulsating pr0n m4nic0tti	1	crappy	Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 50
578	enchanted flavorless Hell ramen	3	decent	Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 5
579	spoiled special boring spaghetti	4	crappy	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 10
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	squat Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	flavorless special fettucini Inconnu	3	decent	Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 45
584	bite-sized bland spaghetti with Skullheads	1	decent	
585	spoiled gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	crappy	
586	jittery executive shellacked ridiculously huge sword	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40
587	flattened bouncing super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 69
588	skewed soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	stale cocoa eggshell fragment	3	decent	
590	flavorless gigantic ghostly cocoa eggshell fragment	6	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	tumbling house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	upside-down Lo Pan's amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
595	twirling scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	titanium assault umbrella of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
597	blinking stiffened Mohawk wig	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	pulsating the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	razor-sharp pants of the Slug Lord	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	red skewed flame-wreathed Jim Carey's Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	spinning Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	tumbling Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	spinning Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	skewed Gauze Immateria	0		
608	narrow Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	lime green plot hole	0		
614	frozen ghostly blue probability potion	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 32
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	shaking furry fur	0		
617	altered non-denatured Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 28
618	ionized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 48
619	shaking savvy needle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
620	triple-polarized thin candle	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 62
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	huge NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	maroon Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	blue pulsating metallic A	0		
629	eye of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
630	lime green photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	furry pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	blue shaking smooth disturbing fanfic	0		Moxie: +15
633	jittery frightening toasty wolf mask	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	skewed paper umbrella of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
636	red meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	Tesla Fonzie's asshat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	spoiled abominable snowcone	4	crappy	
640	Ent cider	1	decent	
641	adequate toast	3	good	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	teal Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	mirror wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	adequate massive fruitcake	6	good	
647	wobbly present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	electrified Crimbo sword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	occult Crimbo hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	mirror Crimbo pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	exclusive ultra-rare item of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	twirling star chart	0		
657	therapeutic star sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
658	skewed groovy star crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10
659	grievous star staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
660	tumbling stanky star pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	skewed executive star hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	star buckler of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
663	spinning star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	tumbling Richard's star key	0		
666	coward's steaming evil of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
667	castle map	0		
668	horrifying spiked femur	0		Spooky Damage: +25
669	decent cyan ghuol guolash	3	good	
670	lihc face of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	occult educational grave robbing shovel	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25
672	normal cranberries	3	good	
673	drinkable boozy vodka and cranberry	5	good	
674	perfectly mixed jittery whiskey	4	EPIC	
675	sizzling skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Hot Damage: +10
676	wobbly dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	beefcake's badass belt	0		Muscle: +25
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	perfectly mixed mirror roll in the hay	4	EPIC	
680	drinkable triple-distilled slap and tickle	8	good	
681	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic slip 'n' slide	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
682	drinkable watered-down a sump'm sump'm	2	good	
683	acceptable horizontal tango	3	good	
684	special bad tumbling purple pink pony	3	decent	Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 10
685	chilly chaotic wicked Mr. Shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
686	upside-down olive Sherlock's knuckles	0		Item Drop: +25
687	aerosolized purple blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 11
688	pixel hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	red twirling occult pixel pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	wobbly pixel sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
691	squat digital key	0		
692	blinking Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	jittery brawny harem girl t-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20
694	teal Knob Goblin elite shirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
696	Temple Grandin's frilly shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7
697	green squat veiny soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Maximum HP: +10
698	Newton's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
699	Sherlock's pirate shirt	0		Item Drop: +25
700	rosy-cheeked filthy hippy poncho	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
701	floral print shirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
702	medical-grade coconut bikini top	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
703	goth kid t-shirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
704	hamethyst	0		
705	jittery blinking baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	mirror pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	teal jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	yellow electrified strapping hamethyst earring	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
712	wobbly ghostly zippy aromatic hamethyst necklace of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
713	up-at-dawn beefcake's hamethyst bracelet	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
714	reassuring foul-smelling flame-wreathed hamethyst ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
715	shaking Sherlock's Jeselnik's baconstone earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
716	rosy-cheeked steel-toed baconstone pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30
717	blurry hardy shellacked baconstone bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
718	blurry rock-hard slick wizardly baconstone ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
719	twirling greedy clever porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +20
720	porquoise necklace of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
721	MacGyver's porquoise bracelet of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50
722	yellow Jim Carey's porquoise ring of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
723	enchanted immense normal Knoll mushroom	8	good	Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 30
724	spoiled mushroom	3	crappy	
725	spinning one million meat pancakes	0		
726	reassuring huge mirror shard	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
727	squat hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	blinking hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	twirling fishtank	0		
731	spinning fish hose	0		
732	wobbly hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	lightning-fast rosy-cheeked grievous makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Adventure Underwater
735	reassuring easter egg balloon	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	squat tambourine bells	0		
740	veiny tambourine	0		Maximum HP: +10
741	mirror broken skull	0		
742	spoiled olive Knoll shroomkabob	4	crappy	
743	flavorless jumbo mushroom	5	decent	
744	polymerized gray hair spray	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 68
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	moldy warm mushroom	3	crappy	
750	rotten huge mushroom quesadilla	7	crappy	
751	bland miniature cool mushroom	2	decent	
752	tasty snack-sized cool mushroom casserole	2	awesome	
753	rotten jumbo pointy mushroom	5	crappy	
754	rotten half-sized gray cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	crappy	
755	adequate immense mushroom	6	good	
756	flavorless blurry mushroom	3	decent	
757	miniature rotten mushroom	2	crappy	
758	decent ghost cucumber	3	good	
759	blurry dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	bad especially salty dog	4	decent	
763	mirror ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	adequate spectral pickle	3	good	
765	blinking briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	flattened gray cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 18
768	smartaleck's spork	0		Moxie Percent: +30
769	Samson's voodoo doll	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
770	wobbly frightening studded basic meat fez	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	padded foon	0		Damage Absorption: +20
773	tumbling flame-wreathed sharpshooter's basic meat spork	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
774	foul-smelling basic meat foon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
775	tumbling shaking Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	nippy kneecapping stick	0		Cold Damage: +10
777	bouncing padded iron pasta spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +20
778	support cummerbund of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
779	fuchsia Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	blue scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	chilled mafia aria	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 52
782	narrow bouncing Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	smooth Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	normal strawberry	3	good	
787	perfectly mixed high-proof bottle of rum	9	EPIC	
788	smooth high-proof bouncing strawberry daiquiri	10	awesome	
789	triple-distilled perfectly mixed special blinking rum and cola	10	EPIC	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 20
790	weak lousy grog	2	decent	
791	pulsating blue brawny Mafia bow tie of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	huge Jim Carey's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only
793	enhanced liquefied lime green oil of stability	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 45
794	modified ionized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 46
795	bad Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	jittery vibrating occult stylish cement shoes	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	drinkable practically non-alcoholic rockin' wagon	1	good	
798	acceptable narrow ocean motion	3	good	
799	watered-down tolerable fuzzbump	2	good	
800	stale diet blurry green poutine	1	decent	
801	huge spoiled squat Knob stir-fry	7	crappy	
804	normal Knoll stir-fry	3	good	
805	flavorless tiny twirling stir-fry	1	decent	
806	snack-sized spoiled asparagus stir-fry	2	crappy	
807	normal red mirror olive stir-fry	4	good	
808	flavorless jumbo Knob sausage stir-fry	5	decent	
809	stale spinning bat wing stir-fry	3	decent	
810	normal rat appendix stir-fry	3	good	
811	toothsome lime green tofu stir-fry	3	awesome	
812	tasty pr0n stir-fry	3	awesome	
813	stale tiny Knob shells	1	decent	
814	huge moldy mirror bätzle	7	crappy	
815	toothsome ratini	4	awesome	
816	decent Knob stroganoff	3	good	
817	gigantic adequate menudo ravioli	7	good	
818	plus sign	0		
819	shaking milky potion	0		
820	pulsating swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	huge fizzy potion	0		
826	squat dark potion	0		
827	skewed murky potion	0		
828	twirling baby killer bee	0		
829	teal anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	decent royal jelly	4	good	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	squat toasty vorpal blade	0		Hot Damage: +5
834	lion tamer's cornuthaum of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	savvy ring of aggravate monster	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
836	spoiled fancy mind flayer corpse	3	crappy	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 40
837	artisanal Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	frightening Mafia stogie of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	artisanal fancy pulsating Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2004-10"
840	rosy-cheeked Rosewater's Mafia violin case	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	tolerable irresponsibly strong blurry tomato daiquiri	8	good	
842	mediocre beertini	3	decent	
843	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic spinning salty slug	1	EPIC	
844	bad papaya slung	3	decent	
845	executive MAHI fez	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	blue hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	huge sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	pulsating eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	huge chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	mirror bouncing stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	liquefied vacuum-sealed blurry pine tar	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 42
869	forest tears	0		
870	skewed wholesome fetus-smashing club	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	Tesla Newton's cool crazy bastard sword	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
876	cyan pulsating smelly arcane researcher's incredibly dense meat gem	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
877	Jack Frost's Talisman of Baio	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
878	ghostly perfumed hypnodisk	0		Stench Resistance: +5
879	anodized bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 62
880	wholesome disbelief suspenders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
881	green Sinatra's supportive bra	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	good	
884	mirror beefy los chinos	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	olive experienced axe	0		Experience: +2
886	leaflet	0		
887	purple leaf	0		
888	shaking maple leaf	0		
889	perfumed balaclava	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	spoiled maroon balaclava baklava	3	crappy	
891	huge dance instructor's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
892	blurry lard-coated resourceful extremely unsafe bugbear-smiting sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
893	watered-down smooth lumbering jack	2	awesome	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	hardy Ms. Accessory	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only
896	cyan ghostly energetic Mr. Accessory Jr. of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	drinkable Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	Tesla curative school Mafia knickerbockers of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	wet wet ionized Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
906	vacuum-sealed Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 14
907	wet deionized Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 26
908	aerosolized dry Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 16
909	tarnished Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 64
910	gigantic normal dwarf bread	6	good	
911	deionized bouncing Senior Mints	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 54
912	wet pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 41
913	magnetized kobold	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 35
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	upside-down yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed intergalactic pom poms	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
917	upside-down Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	Radio Free Pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	Sinatra's Radio Free Foil	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	bland fancy diet radio button candy	1	decent	Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 25
922	up-at-dawn severed rocking horse head	0		Adventures: +5
923	spinning broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	squat upside-down twirling crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	spinning skewed dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	polymerized warmed mirror Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 48
927	smooth Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	huge deadly fuzzy bracelets	0		Weapon Damage: +5
929	tumbling green chaotic arse-shooting crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
931	mediocre triple-distilled special spiced rum	10	decent	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 30
932	high-proof acceptable blurry eggnog	8	good	
933	bland candy cane	3	decent	
934	diet stale gingerbread bugbear	1	decent	
935	huge forbidden imitation nice watch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	shaking menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	wizardly plastic sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	fuchsia bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	smooth bowler	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	sharpshooter's savvy bow staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	rosewater-soaked bowlegged pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	artisanal gray martini	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	acceptable grogtini	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	artisanal high-proof cherry bomb	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	lard-coated horrifying hockey mask	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	jittery orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	cyan blinking auspicious fez of etymology	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	rotten snack-sized carob chunk noodles	2	crappy	
957	normal chorizo brownies	4	good	
958	normal diet chocolate and tomato pizza	1	good	
959	wobbly flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	twirling silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	vibrating sage plastic seal clubber	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
964	upside-down chaotic personal trainer's plastic turtle tamer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
965	wicked plastic pastamancer of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
966	narrow sage plastic sauceror of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
967	razor-sharp plastic disco bandit of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
968	shaking huge censurious thinker's plastic accordion thief	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
969	blinking blue boxer's plastic mosquito	0		Muscle Percent: +10
970	deadly plastic leprechaun	0		Weapon Damage: +5
971	fireproof plastic levitating potato	0		Hot Resistance: +3
972	dangerous plastic angry goat	0		Weapon Damage: +10
973	Usain Bolt's plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Initiative: +80
974	blurry twirling bouncing plastic fuzzy dice of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
975	wool plastic pirate skeleton	0		Cold Resistance: +1
976	pulsating extremely unsafe plastic barrrnacle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
977	Usain Bolt's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Initiative: +80
978	aromatic plastic stab bat	0		Stench Resistance: +1
979	lightning-fast plastic grue	0		Initiative: +40
980	crafty plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Maximum MP: +10
981	pulsating boxer's plastic ghuol whelp	0		Muscle Percent: +10
982	jittery Rosewater's plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
983	narrow supercool plastic cocoabo	0		Moxie Percent: +20
984	therapeutic plastic star starfish	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
985	twirling perfumed plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Stench Resistance: +5
986	groovy plastic killer bee	0		Moxie Percent: +10
987	narrow plastic Cheshire bat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
988	olive miser's plastic coffee pixie	0		Meat Drop: +10
989	double-paned plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
990	plastic hermit of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
991	blurry chilly beefcake's plastic Boris of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
992	blinking therapeutic hale Samson's plastic Jarlsberg	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
993	Temple Grandin's steel-toed plastic Sneaky Pete of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: 12
994	smelly plastic Susie	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
995	flavorless squat Lucky Surprise Egg	3	decent	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	mirror green supercharged Xlyinia's notebook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1003	soda water	0		
1004	tolerable bottle of tequila	3	good	
1005	practically non-alcoholic drinkable boxed wine	1	good	
1006	spoiled cherry	3	crappy	
1007	smelly coconut shell	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	purple ice cubes of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1009	bad mirror vodka martini	3	decent	
1010	weak perfectly mixed whiskey and soda	2	EPIC	
1011	artisanal watered-down maroon spinning monkey wrench	2	EPIC	
1012	artisanal tequila sunrise	3	EPIC	
1013	bad margarita	4	decent	
1014	hand-crafted weak twirling squat strawberry wine	2	EPIC	
1015	extra-dry acceptable spinning green wine spritzer	5	good	
1016	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed skewed spinning perpendicular hula	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1017	mediocre ducha de oro	3	decent	
1018	practically non-alcoholic acceptable calle de miel	1	good	
1019	artisanal dry vodka martini	3	EPIC	
1020	special hand-crafted old-fashioned	4	EPIC	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 35
1021	delicious tequila with training wheels	3	awesome	
1022	weak bad sangria	2	decent	
1023	delicious vesper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	watered-down mediocre blurry bodyslam	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	smooth narrow sangria del diablo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	teal shaking buckler buckle	0		
1029	horrifying hippo whip	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1030	ghostly beefcake's penguin whip	0		Muscle: +25
1031	teal nippy yak whip	0		Cold Damage: +10
1032	red bouncing Lo Pan's gnauga hide whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler	0		Item Drop: +5
1035	brainy penguin skin buckler	0		Mysticality: +5
1036	double-paned yakskin buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1037	shaking healthy gnauga hide buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1038	activated chilled Vulcanized Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 62
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	practically non-alcoholic acceptable beer	1	good	
1042	spinning lion tamer's string of beads	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1043	aromatic string of beads	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1044	sharpshooter's string of beads	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1045	nasty plastic bottle opener	0		Stench Damage: +5
1046	boxer's traffic cone of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	distilled aged N. O. Beer	5	awesome	
1048	dehydrated jittery mirror oyster egg	1		
1049	modified oyster egg	1		
1050	diluted oyster egg	1		
1051	blue plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	pickled oyster egg	1		
1053	powdered upside-down oyster egg	1		
1054	vaporized wobbly narrow oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	distilled bouncing puce oyster egg	1		
1057	compressed blinking pulsating puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 25
1058	twisted puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 35
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	mixed pulsating lime green mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	mixed mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	twisted blue mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 40
1063	wobbly mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	powdered blurry oyster egg	1		
1065	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 5
1066	vaporized lime green oyster egg	1		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 30
1067	spinning plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	dehydrated oyster egg	1		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 40
1069	dried yellow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 35
1070	dried red squat oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	modified skewed narrow narrow off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	powdered spinning off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 45
1074	distilled off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	bouncing off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	diluted purple squat oyster egg	1		
1077	compressed squat oyster egg	1		
1078	modified blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 40
1079	bouncing plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	skewed gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	pulsating personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	blurry clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	blinking clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	lime green blinking clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	skewed clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	upside-down clockwork sphere	0		
1095	jittery blurry deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	stiffened clockwork hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	deadly clockwork trench coat	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1099	knitted clockwork pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	medical-grade gnauga hide chaps	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	gray false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	blue targeting chip	0		
1103	skewed blue unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	bouncing clockwork maid head	0		
1108	blurry clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	spinning blinking clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	pulsating clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	jittery tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	skewed lime green annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	miser's Stupid University Diploma of doom of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	shaking pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	ghostly inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	gravedigger's halfberd	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1124	shaking small glove	0		
1125	wobbly lard-coated thinker's glove of the detective	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
1126	tumbling wholesome toothpick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
1127	pulsating grievous ninja sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	blurry upside-down padded sequined fez	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	mirror wobbly blank card	0		
1131	blinking beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	bouncing nasty star shirt	0		Stench Damage: +5
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	triple-irradiated denatured eyeliner	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 44
1136	warmed liquefied lipstick	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 43
1137	strapping bicycle chain of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	acceptable mushroom wine	4	good	
1140	weak acceptable icy mushroom wine	2	good	
1141	perfectly mixed tumbling mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1142	spirit-forward mediocre pointy mushroom wine	5	decent	
1143	extra-dry smooth flat mushroom wine	5	awesome	
1144	artisanal practically non-alcoholic lime green cool mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1145	delicious spinning knob mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1146	perfectly mixed wobbly knoll mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1147	triple-distilled artisanal mushroom wine	8	EPIC	
1148	bad skewed shot of flower schnapps	4	decent	
1149	adequate flower petal pie	4	good	
1150	delicious bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	awesome	
1151	ghostly avaricious Tesla discarded plastic fork	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1152	skewed gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	rotten spinning Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	crappy	
1154	vaporized shaking Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	crappy	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	family-friendly wholeberd	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1158	activated pressed Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 15
1159	jittery mariachi G-string	0		
1160	squat huge green up-at-dawn irate sombrero	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	tarnished handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 24
1163	wet wet blurry blue marzipan skull	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 51
1164	bouncing poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	squat skewed plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	huge less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cyan cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	tumbling refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	huge daisy	0		
1180	squat huge potted fern	0		
1181	tumbling tulip	0		
1182	ghostly purple Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	skewed can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	shaking Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	pulsating stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	shaking Mob Penguin	0		
1198	bouncing sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	olive bugbear	0		
1200	spoiled jittery mugcake	4	crappy	
1201	delicious blurry urinal cake	3	awesome	
1202	adequate Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	good	
1203	big adequate personalized birthday cake	5	good	
1204	stale three-tiered wedding cake	4	decent	
1205	small rotten babycakes	2	crappy	
1206	moldy velvet cake	3	crappy	
1207	yummy jumbo spinning congratulatory cake	5	awesome	
1208	adequate super-sized jittery angel-food cake	5	good	
1209	normal mirror devil's-food cake	4	good	
1210	moldy super-sized bouncing birthday party jellybean cheesecake	5	crappy	
1211	gray balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	pulsating anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	beefcake's Mr. Balloon	0		Muscle: +25
1221	balloon	0		
1222	greasy Mr. Eh?	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
1224	twirling knitted Lo Pan's baleful steel shillelagh	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3
1225	therapeutic forbidden wizardly steel skullcap	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	narrow greedy dangerous groovy steel solitaire	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1227	blurry sizzling occult Da Vinci's steel scarf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
1228	dog trainer's hardy arcane researcher's steel slacks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	blinking frosty vibrating steel suspenders of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1230	knitted brainy pikestaff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Cold Resistance: +3
1231	knitted vibrating sage pith helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	gray avaricious knitted electrified pocketwatch	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1233	wobbly resourceful arcane researcher's educational pinky ring	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
1234	flame-wreathed smooth pants of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	shellacked savvy pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	Tesla hockey stick of furious angry rage of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	ghostly glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	ghostly iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	tumbling deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1245	sinister Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1246	aromatic careful rib of the Bonerdagon of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100
1247	olive vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	cyan toasty rock-hard strapping Bonerdagon necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5
1249	Boss Bat britches of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	ghostly wholesome Boss Bat bling of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60
1251	massive adequate Knob shroomkabob	10	good	
1252	yummy shroomkabob	4	awesome	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	half-sized stale jumping bean burrito	2	decent	
1255	spoiled jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1256	moldy insanely jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1257	special flavorless rat scrapple	3	decent	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 50
1258	green pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	lion tamer's wicked traffic cone	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	huge wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	twisted Hatorade	1		
1262	squat lard-coated thinker's off-hand balloon of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	purple upside-down box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	bland spinning gloomy mushroom	3	decent	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	ghostly pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	brainy magic lamp	0		Mysticality: +5
1274	twisted blinking Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	inspector's basic meat skirt	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	practically non-alcoholic aged Otorian Battle Scar	1	awesome	
1277	upside-down blue Sherlock's basic meat kilt	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	personal trainer's meat skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	educational meat kilt	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	squat frosty penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	rock-hard penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	reassuring yakskin skirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	Socratic yakskin kilt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	yellow quilted hippopotamus skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	beefcake's hippopotamus kilt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	blinking furry skirt	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	supercool furry kilt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	horrifying gnauga hide skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	rosewater-soaked gnauga hide kilt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	non-enhanced diffused green wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 27
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	friendly ring of adornment	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1294	upside-down fireproof ring of increase damage of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
1295	huge sharpshooter's ring of gain strength	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1296	narrow toasty ring of resistance	0		Hot Damage: +5
1297	ring of fire resistance of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1298	shaking ring of conflict of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
1299	cyan groovy pirate hook	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1300	supercharged monster bait	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1301	corrupted tumbling jittery deodorant	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 51
1302	ionized reodorant	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 49
1303	huge Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	rosewater-soaked Sinatra's traffic cone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	Da Vinci's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
1313	tumbling censurious Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1314	yellow tumbling Tesla Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	clever rose-colored glasses	0		Maximum MP: +20
1316	twirling tumbling facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	wobbly blood flower	0		
1318	green lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	fancy flavorless questionable taco	3	decent	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 10
1321	wobbly Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	upside-down petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	occult time helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	rosewater-soaked time trousers	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	teal aromatic time sword	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	dance instructor's Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1328	skewed sage Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	spinning green Oprah's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1330	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	skewed Annie Oakley's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	wobbly Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	pulsating Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	cyan Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	huge Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
1342	blurry picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	purple zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	vacuum-sealed adjusted Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 63
1345	super-deionized narrow gray Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	denatured huge jittery cyan Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 11
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	maroon miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	upside-down huge 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	huge pinky ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
1352	weak hand-crafted blinking redrum	2	EPIC	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	miniature delicious bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	awesome	
1356	spinning bouncing bunny liver	0		
1357	watered-down drinkable yellow Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	good	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	ghostly huge pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	huge cool disembodied smile	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	big bland narrow tofurkey leg	5	decent	
1366	spoiled tofurkey gravy	3	crappy	
1367	flavorless fancy herbal stuffing	4	decent	Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 45
1368	rotten immense bouncing can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6	crappy	
1369	stale yams	4	decent	
1370	bouncing Fonzie's rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1371	huge twirling avaricious gingham blouse	0		Meat Drop: +30
1372	blinking sizzling souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Hot Damage: +10
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	Temple Grandin's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	plastic Uncle Crimbo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	Rosewater's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	blinking Usain Bolt's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	olive plastic Crimbo reindeer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	lime green aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	nitrogenated unsweetened skewed chocolate	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	jittery length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	upside-down felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	green yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	olive wobbly top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	blurry kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	upside-down teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	huge Lo Pan's duck-on-a-string of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	red toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	narrow doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	electrified toy train	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	perfumed marionette	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	narrow horrifying sock monkey	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	rag doll of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	shaking lion tamer's can of fake snow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	maroon frosty colored-light "necklace"	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	fireproof tree skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	normal wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	decent miniature special bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	flavorless tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	mirror blinking curative Unionize The Elves sign	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	magnetized galvanized snowcone	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	aerosolized snowcone	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	polymerized shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	anodized pressed upside-down twirling snowcone	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	quadruple-magnetized oxidized ghostly blue snowcone	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	alkaline adjusted blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	huge Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	blurry purple teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	extremely unsafe traffic cone of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	double-paned brainy ice sickle	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	wobbly yellow brawny ice baby	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	green Lo Pan's ice pick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	strapping ice skates of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	miniature decent wobbly grue egg omelette	2	good	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	mirror pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	half-sized rotten mushroom	2	crappy	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	pulsating fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	wobbly gray hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	non-dry twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 47
1439	ionized flattened hot powder	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 15
1440	alkaline unsweetened yellow powder	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 42
1441	diffused alkaline non-modified wobbly purple powder	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 13
1442	irradiated yellow stench powder	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 14
1443	oxidized quadruple-frozen sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 37
1444	denatured colloidal twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 64
1445	extra-pickled double-galvanized ghostly hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 53
1446	tarnished enhanced nuggets	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 26
1447	corrupted oxidized nuggets	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 17
1448	super-cold-filtered green stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Jalapeño Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 46
1449	tarnished sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 14
1450	pickled twinkly wad	1		
1451	compressed narrow hot wad	1		
1452	diluted wad	1		
1453	dehydrated purple wad	1		
1454	altered stench wad	1		
1455	modified fuchsia sleaze wad	1		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 40
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	yellow Goth Giant	0		
1458	normal spinning Valentine's Day cake	3	good	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	mirror velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	tumbling sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	twirling purple suede shortsword	0		
1466	yellow bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	twirling ghostly two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lime green lead yo-yo	0		
1471	shaking slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	shaking pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	upside-down squat plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	pulsating chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	narrow troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	fuchsia zippy manspreader's rabbit's foot	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +20
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	gray hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	wicked grievous chopsticks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +5
1491	quilted rice bowl	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1492	narrow pulsating forbidden ninja mop	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1493	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 160
1494	alkaline moist twirling sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	manspreader's traffic cone of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	fancy aged watered-down gloomy mushroom wine	2	awesome	Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15
1497	hand-crafted mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	ghostly whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	huge fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	wet improved adjusted bouncing blurry explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	vacuum-sealed snowcone	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf™", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	hand-crafted jittery calle de miel with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	artisanal rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	drinkable blinking perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	mediocre slap and tickle with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	upside-down tumbling beefy fake hand	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	modified pulsating Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	diluted green squat Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	vaporized Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	vaporized olive jittery narrow Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	upside-down KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	Radio KoL Coffee Mug of incineration of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7
1521	olive huge blurry Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	brawny Radio Free Jersey of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	lime green pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	perfumed shellacked corkscrew	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	blurry St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	personal trainer's grass skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	fortified grass hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	bouncing scorching grass blade	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	narrow bouncing huge weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	sparkly engagement ring of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
1539	bouncing Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	nasty Grimacite goggles of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	tumbling smelly banded Grimacite glaive	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	pulsating beefcake's Grimacite greaves of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	auspicious Grimacite garter of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Temple Grandin's Grimacite galoshes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	coward's Grimacite gorget of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	blurry hale Grimacite guayabera	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	yellow shaking veiny razor-sharp Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10
1548	Jeselnik's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
1549	MSG	0		
1550	shaking razor-sharp second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
1551	aged bottle of Domesticated Turkey	4	awesome	
1552	tolerable fortified teal bottle of Definit	5	good	
1553	drinkable ghostly bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	good	
1554	bad teal bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	decent	
1555	artisanal fuchsia bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	EPIC	
1556	tolerable mirror skewed boxed champagne	3	good	
1557	flavorless wobbly kumquat	3	decent	
1558	yummy blue tangerine	3	awesome	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	flavorless miniature cocktail onion	2	decent	
1561	stale raspberry	4	decent	
1562	decent kiwi	3	good	
1563	hand-crafted fancy whiskey bittersweet	4	EPIC	Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 40
1564	irresponsibly strong drinkable upside-down mimosette	8	good	
1565	lousy watered-down tequila sunset	2	decent	
1566	practically non-alcoholic lousy special shaking zmobie	1	decent	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 45, Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	triple-distilled enchanted hand-crafted gin and tonic	8	EPIC	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 20
1568	weak drinkable vodka and tonic	2	good	
1569	aged vodka gibson	3	awesome	
1570	hand-crafted enchanted gibson	3	EPIC	Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 15
1571	practically non-alcoholic drinkable parisian cathouse	1	good	
1572	smooth green rabbit punch	4	awesome	
1573	practically non-alcoholic bad caipifruta	1	decent	
1574	weak perfectly mixed teqiwila	2	EPIC	
1575	tolerable extra-dry blue Divine	5	good	
1576	perfectly mixed Gordon Bennett	4	EPIC	
1577	perfectly mixed tangarita	3	EPIC	
1578	lousy watered-down mandarina colada	2	decent	
1579	artisanal weak gimlet	2	super ultra EPIC	
1580	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted brick road	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1581	enchanted bad mirror vodka stratocaster	4	decent	Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 15
1582	hand-crafted Neuromancer	3	EPIC	
1583	hand-crafted fancy skewed prussian cathouse	3	EPIC	Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 20
1584	tolerable Mae West	3	good	
1585	acceptable Mon Tiki	4	good	
1586	smooth teqiwila slammer	3	awesome	
1587	spoiled Knob lo mein	3	crappy	
1588	gigantic flavorless asparagus lo mein	10	decent	
1589	adequate green Knoll lo mein	3	good	
1590	rotten enchanted lo mein	3	crappy	Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 10
1591	stale teal olive lo mein	3	decent	
1592	rotten mirror hot hi mein	3	crappy	
1593	enchanted bland hi mein	4	decent	Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 45
1594	bland hi mein	3	decent	
1595	thick toothsome hi mein	5	awesome	
1596	normal small sleazy hi mein	2	good	
1597	Samson's Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	Senior LAAAAME merit badge of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	hand-crafted special high-proof tangarita with a fly in it	9	EPIC	Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 20
1601	triple-distilled smooth upside-down mandarina colada with a fly in it	7	awesome	
1602	aged teal prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	awesome	
1603	high-proof tolerable spinning Mae West with a fly in it	7	good	
1604	modified maroon astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	huge delectable catalyst	0		
1606	dehydrated ultimate wad	1		
1607	boiled altered twirling libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 48
1608	diffused diffused eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 52
1609	enhanced nitrogenated perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 54
1610	pressed eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 24
1611	quantum potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 57
1612	anodized cold-filtered concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 15
1613	auspicious coffin lid	0		Item Drop: +10
1614	twirling satin shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1615	Sinatra's Cerebral Cloche	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	twirling squat smelly Cerebral Culottes	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	prompt zippy Cerebral Crossbow of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	mirror homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	spinning astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	diffused astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	twirling badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	double-altered triple-colloidal cyan blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	dry tumbling green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	ionized dry gray orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	alkaline enhanced purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	electrified pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	wizardly raspberry beret	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	blurry banded pixel shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	weak hand-crafted blurry around the world	2	EPIC	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	pressed wet aerosolized jittery lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 53
1638	diffused wobbly lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 11
1639	oxidized cyan lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 37
1640	unsweetened ionized blinking lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 58
1641	extra-diffused lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 34
1642	watered-down acceptable pulsating Grimacite Bock	2	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	yummy wedge of gray cheese	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	upside-down and sauce	0		
1647	blinking stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	blurry brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	bland half-sized foie gras	2	decent	
1652	frozen candy brain	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	hardened Herculean jewel-eyed wizard hat of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	green auspicious Rosewater's wad of Crovacite	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
1655	fortified wizardly collar	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	skewed Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	bouncing Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	green frightening Radio KoL Keychain	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1662	purple padded Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1663	chilly Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Cold Damage: +5
1664	beefy Radio KoL Maracas	0		Muscle: +10
1665	jittery vibrating Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1666	coward's Radio KoL Patch	0		Monster Level: -20
1667	sinister Cat-Herding Prod	0		Spell Damage: +10
1668	horrifying star boomerang	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1669	Oprah's star stiletto	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1670	bouncing huge fraudwort	0		
1671	narrow shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	avaricious educational grave robbing shovel	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +30
1674	superhero mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	purple bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	blue upside-down pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	up-at-dawn double-paned sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
1680	purple upside-down ruddy stiffened staff	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1681	squat lion tamer's beefcake's bubblewrap sword	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
1682	mansplainer's chaotic bubblewrap staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
1683	blinking fireproof thinker's bubblewrap crossbow	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1684	ribald styrofoam sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10
1685	supercool wizardly styrofoam staff	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20
1686	reassuring ruddy styrofoam crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	brawny crossbow of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
1689	spinning ghostly dangerous ribbon	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	bouncing lightning-fast mansplainer's discarded bottlecap	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	spinning upside-down blinking banded discarded torn-up glove of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	aerosolized salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 47
1693	alkaline flattened eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 17
1694	galvanized ionized triple-improved huge Frogade	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 17
1695	alkaline pressed ionized papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 21
1696	thick normal green royal jelly taco	5	good	
1697	moldy tofu taco	3	crappy	
1698	adequate jumping bean taco	4	good	
1699	flavorless catgut taco	3	decent	
1700	small flavorless goat cheese taco	2	decent	
1701	super-sized normal pr0n taco	5	good	
1702	deionized alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 18
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	dog trainer's sharpshooter's sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
1707	ribald flame-wreathed flypaper staff of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1708	inspector's reassuring savvy grease gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
1709	teal tumbling greasy stiffened quilted sword of static	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1710	blurry padded beefy wiffle-flail of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1711	cyan flame-wreathed dog trainer's electrified bubble bauble bow	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1712	blinking flame-retardant hardy stiffened Frost™ brand sword	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
1713	healthy educational squeaky staff	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1714	forbidden can cannon of the wise owl of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1715	purple starchy sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1716	upside-down starchy staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1717	miser's starchy crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +10
1718	skewed blinking maroon censurious occult pestoblade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1719	lime green steel-toed poutine pole of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1720	wobbly stylish curdflinger of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +100
1721	green frosty wicked muculent machete	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1722	spinning chaotic clever glistening staff	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1723	pulsating baleful repeating crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	fuchsia sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	lime green wholesome dense meat sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1729	dog trainer's dense meat staff	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1730	Annie Oakley's dense meat crossbow	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1731	knitted vibrating razor-sharp Spirit Precipice	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
1732	scandalous foul-smelling thinker's smoldering staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
1733	zippy supercharged rosy-cheeked hot cross bow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +20
1734	reassuring curative sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text
1735	red medical-grade weightlifter's meatspout staff of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1736	spinning MacGyver's ruddy beefy carob cannon	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100
1737	executive scorching shuddersword of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60
1738	tumbling skewed stiffened sinister Sinatra's hairy staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
1739	skewed rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's projectile icemaker of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
1740	Usain Bolt's savvy buffalo blade of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80
1741	blurry twirling manspreader's cheesestick of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Food Drop: +100
1742	avaricious potato pistol of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30
1743	squat Van der Graaf savory sword	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1744	ghostly savory staff of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1745	beefcake's savory crossbow	0		Muscle: +25
1746	frightening foul-smelling MacGyver's Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
1747	fuchsia mirror wholesome soylent staff of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
1748	Sinatra's beefcake's goulauncher	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	friendly Gnollish pie server	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1751	tumbling strapping Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Muscle: +5
1752	pulsating flame-wreathed Knob Goblin spatula	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1753	blurry fireproof jack flapper	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1754	spinning crafty filthy pestle	0		Maximum MP: +10
1755	skewed Newton's Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1756	inspector's huge spoon	0		Item Drop: +15
1757	pizza cutter of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1758	tumbling Samson's star spatula	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1759	lightning-fast greasy foon of fulmination	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
1760	lightning-fast Jack Frost's foon of frigidity	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
1761	skewed scorching savvy foon of foulness	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
1762	beefy foon of fearfulness of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20
1763	flame-wreathed frosty foon of fleshiness	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	tumbling Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	jittery pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	upside-down Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	miniature moldy blurry fricasseed brains	2	crappy	
1770	snack-sized stale brains casserole	2	decent	
1771	teal Oprah's butcherknife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1772	Tesla corn holder	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1773	eggbeater of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1774	fortified lousy bottle of popskull	5	decent	
1775	padded dishrag	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1776	adequate stale baguette	4	good	
1777	olive leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	gigantic normal dinner	8	good	
1779	scandalous katana	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Synergetic
1780	perfumed ram stick	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1781	ruddy enchantlers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	twirling ram-battering staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +5
1783	huge normal crazy Turkish delight	10	good	
1784	squat smelly Snow Queen Crown of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	cyan asbestos-lined coward's ga-ga radio of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 0, Hot Resistance: +5
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	irradiated shaking bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 23
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Ram's Face Lager	1	EPIC	
1791	wobbly ram horns	0		
1792	twirling greasy electrified quilted Travoltan trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	mirror wicked pool cue of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1794	super-irradiated unsweetened non-altered huge skewed handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 62
1795	nippy Counterclockwise Watch	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	blinking teal bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	ghostly misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	ghostly ghostly animal cranium	0		
1801	blurry animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	gray second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	shaking fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	red third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	skewed shaking fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	lime green sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	bouncing seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	red ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	olive tumbling eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	blurry twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	narrow second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	skewed fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	ghostly sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	wobbly first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	narrow ghostly second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	narrow third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	twirling fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	tumbling fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	upside-down ghostly eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	narrow left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	narrow left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	mirror left sixth rib	0		
1845	spinning left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	blue left eleventh rib	0		
1850	spinning left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	red right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	pulsating right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	spinning pulsating right tenth rib	0		
1861	upside-down right eleventh rib	0		
1862	pulsating right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	wobbly left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	pulsating bouncing left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	wobbly left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	wobbly left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	cyan left first front claw	0		
1883	upside-down left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	gray left fourth front claw	0		
1886	shaking right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	squat left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	twirling left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	twirling huge right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	friendly 1-ball	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1901	rosewater-soaked sage 2-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
1902	lion tamer's sharpshooter's 3-ball	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
1903	spinning nasty frosty 4-ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
1904	ghostly sage 5-ball of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
1905	Lo Pan's 6-ball of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1906	smartaleck's 7-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	knitted studded quilted clockwork sword	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Cold Resistance: +3
1911	stanky clockwork staff of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
1912	green foul-smelling wicked clockwork crossbow of courage	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1913	spinning tumbling clockwork handle	0		
1914	jittery clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	ghostly wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	tumbling English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wakizashi of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	mirror tattered snake standard	0		
1926	maroon upside-down KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	upside-down tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	friendly helmet of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	ghostly savvy wizardly spear	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Breakable
1932	Temple Grandin's shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Breakable
1933	Sinatra's pitchfork	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1934	wholesome broken sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1935	bouncing Rosewater's snarling wolf shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Synergetic
1936	twirling family-friendly lupine sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Synergetic
1937	sage snake shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Synergetic
1938	twirling Usain Bolt's serpentine sword	0		Initiative: +80, Synergetic
1939	skewed grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	squat lightning-fast avaricious 9-ball of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40
1941	ruddy seal pendant of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	sinister stylish turtle brooch	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	Temple Grandin's hale noodle ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	horrifying slick saucepan earring	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	disco ball pendant of the empath of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	ruddy accordion pin of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	savvy worn tophat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	purple friendly tap shoes of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1949	delicious bite-sized Manetwich	1	awesome	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	fortified acceptable tumbling blinking bottle of Pinot Renoir	5	good	
1952	flavorless super-sized desiccated apricot	5	decent	
1953	spirit-forward drinkable flute of flat champagne	5	good	
1954	moldy snack-sized dehydrated caviar	2	crappy	
1955	tumbling yellow jittery styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	drinkable snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	good	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	pulsating can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	energized purple Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 44
1963	dance card	0		
1964	olive fireproof opera mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	blurry shaking Amulet of Yendor of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	narrow ghostly ghostly green jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	blurry spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	prompt shrimp fork of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3
1973	blinking half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	wobbly spinning gravy fairy	0		
1977	ghostly gravy fairy	0		
1978	huge gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	squat sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	pulsating bouncing astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	pulsating hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	blue rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	olive rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	blinking left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	teal pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	tumbling stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	blue Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	red upside-down Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	skewed blurry Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	pulsating Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	thick normal cherry pie	5	good	
2021	flavorless strawberry pie	3	decent	
2022	stale lemon meringue pie	4	decent	
2023	pulsating Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	immense stale mixed wildflower greens	9	decent	
2025	rotten handful of walnuts	3	crappy	
2026	stale purple twirling nutty organic salad	3	decent	
2027	fancy miniature flavorless super salad	2	decent	Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 20
2028	enchanted immense normal tofu wonton	9	good	Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 35
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	greasy nippy Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2031	twirling Usain Bolt's didgeridooka	0		Initiative: +80
2032	frosty experienced bullet-proof corduroys	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	wizardly round sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
2034	healthy wicker shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	oxidized quadruple-liquefied deionized red radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 65
2037	triple-dry wobbly wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 23
2038	vacuum-sealed liquefied jittery blinking ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 56
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	narrow patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	tumbling exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	pulsating your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	immense adequate brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	6	good	
2046	half-sized rotten blue frat brats	2	crappy	
2047	tiny rotten enchanted wobbly knob ka-bobs	1	crappy	Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 10
2049	perfectly mixed squat can of Swiller	3	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	purple blurry reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bouncing bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	skewed snake skin	0		
2056	extra-corrupted spinning adder bladder	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 42
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	boiled Black No. 2	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 17
2060	Oprah's sword of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2061	red forbidden helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	energetic shellacked shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2063	snack-sized spoiled blue blackberry	2	crappy	
2064	bouncing forged identification documents	0		
2065	squat PADL Phone	0		
2066	mirror resourceful kick-ass kicks of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2067	twirling sake bomb	0		
2068	skewed tequila grenade	0		
2069	jittery sizzling beer helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	Jeselnik's dance instructor's distressed denim pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	perforated battle paddle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2072	twirling banded flashing novelty button of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2073	twirling grievous educational glowstick	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	hardened anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2075	bouncing shellacked spandex anniversary shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	mirror sharpshooter's jar of anniversary jam	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2077	bucket of anniversary lard of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2078	blurry Fonzie's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	fireproof dog trainer's makeshift turban	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	lightning-fast makeshift cape	0		Initiative: +40
2081	groovy makeshift skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	shaking toothbrush	0		
2083	olive makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	mixed purple bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
2086	modified squat bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	dehydrated twirling tube of hair oil	1		
2088	polarized magnetized Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 36
2089	blurry Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	miser's mansplainer's sharpshooter's Sinatra's pilgrim shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	spinning bath salts	0		
2092	skewed hand mirror	0		
2093	foul-smelling hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Stench Damage: +10
2094	spoiled miniature ballroom blintz	2	crappy	
2095	towel	0		
2096	distilled skewed red guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	17-ball of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	fuchsia greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	ghostly vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	spinning non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	narrow rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	jittery stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	blinking tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	jittery energetic wheel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	pulsating yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	prehistoric spear of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	green stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	purple Annie Oakley's curative fire	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	chilly Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5
2121	censurious ASCII shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2122	blinking greedy safety vest of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
2123	avaricious eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Meat Drop: +30
2125	squat Ye Olde Navy Fleece of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2126	ribald padded bronze breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
2127	personal trainer's hat hacker T-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2128	yellow vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	maroon skewed tumbling possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	avaricious killer rag doll	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	foul-smelling incredibly marionette	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	electrified mad scientist's sock monkey	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	huge alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	executive resourceful vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	red block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	lime green felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	yellow evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	red toothsome rock	0		
2149	bland jittery frank	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	special adequate plate of franks and beans	3	good	Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	perfectly mixed shot of blackberry schnapps	3	EPIC	
2152	wobbly purple capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	purple ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	skewed Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	yellow ghostly logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	gray high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	mirror quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	pulsating computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	ghostly atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	blinking ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	huge hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	dance instructor's smooth toy ray gun	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	teal spinning deadly toy space helmet of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	red blinking MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	Sherlock's flame-retardant astronaut pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	arcane researcher's toy jet pack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	ghostly triangular stone	0		
2174	blinking mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	upside-down smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	olive jittery rough stone sphere	0		
2178	blue clever obsidian dagger	0		Maximum MP: +20
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	blinking Harold's hammer	0		
2185	twirling inspector's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Item Drop: +15
2186	jittery unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	narrow lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	hand-crafted bouncing flask of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	skewed sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	spoiled candy stake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	hand-crafted eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	moldy thick unspeakable fruitcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	diet flavorless squat pulsating gingerbread horror	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	anodized non-aerosolized but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	miniature spoiled bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	moldy skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	moldy tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	chilly plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	aromatic plastic yuletide troll	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	electrified plastic skeletal reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	pulsating energetic plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	cyan executive plastic Scream Queen	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	olive Crimbo tiki necklace of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	rosy-cheeked bobble-hip hula elf doll of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	narrow Crimbo ukulele of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	tumbling Temple Grandin's razor-sharp Tiki lighter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	mirror bouncing executive Sinatra's deck of tropical cards	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	pulsating ghostly flame-wreathed healthy tropical paperweight	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	gray tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	savvy Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Tropical Crimbo Shorts of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	tasty big green super ka-bob	5	awesome	
2218	spoiled thick spinning beer basted brat	5	crappy	
2219	inspector's Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	altered oxidized and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	blinking yellow double-paned liar's pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	inspector's juggler's balls of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	nippy pink shirt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	pulsating blurry purple familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	Fonzie's evil eyeball pendant of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	Vulcanized wobbly arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	energized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	cold-filtered enhanced bouncing toad horn	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	yellow mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	twirling bow tie of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Clowniness: 75
2234	rock-hard calavera concertina	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Song Duration: 7
2235	personal trainer's educational ratarang	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2236	enhanced wobbly turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 21
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	flame-wreathed pygmy nose-bone	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2239	wool hardened bad voodoo mask	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	reassuring pygmy spear	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2242	deionized pulsating pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 50
2243	Sherlock's forbidden headhunter necktie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2244	clever pointed stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20
2245	cool knobby helmet turtle	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	educational knobby kneepads	0		Experience: +1
2247	sewer turtle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2248	executive slick sebaceous shield	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +40
2249	jittery supercharged skeletortoise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	narrow Samson's box turtle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2252	coward's box turtle	0		Monster Level: -20
2253	sharpshooter's bottlecap turtle of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
2254	wizardly strapping bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	mirror miser's furry turtle	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	razor-sharp furry earmuffs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2257	greasy medical-grade reinforced furry underpants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	squat hard rock candy	0		
2261	yellow hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	normal stunt nuts	3	good	
2265	spoiled wet stew	4	crappy	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	vibrating Staff of Fats	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2269	flavorless tumbling upside-down sausage wonton	3	decent	
2270	supercharged belt of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2271	irresponsibly strong drinkable special bottle of Merlot	9	good	Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 40
2272	acceptable bottle of Port	3	good	
2273	watered-down acceptable bottle of Pinot Noir	2	good	
2274	irresponsibly strong tolerable bottle of Zinfandel	6	good	
2275	weak artisanal skewed bottle of Marsala	2	EPIC	
2276	special aged bouncing bottle of Muscat	3	awesome	Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 30
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	jittery Manual of Labor	0		
2281	ghostly Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	tumbling Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	dog trainer's seal-skull helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	upside-down petrified noodles	0		
2285	spinning chisel	0		
2286	shaking Eye of Ed	0		
2287	Temple Grandin's glowstick of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	shaking red twirling really house	0		
2291	narrow Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	blurry wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	blurry cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	shaking mirror marinated stakes	0		
2296	cyan knob butter	0		
2297	gray pulsating vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	huge boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	mirror Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	ionized tarnished skewed wobbly candy heart	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	aerosolized pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	extra-quantum quadruple-oxidized tumbling candy heart	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	extra-pressed quadruple-energized narrow candy heart	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	wet squat candy heart	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	aerosolized non-pressed wobbly candy heart	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	upside-down candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	pulsating candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	upside-down worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	fuchsia worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	red Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	aerosolized oxidized can of paint	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 46
2328	ghostly drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	spinning spinning bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	toothsome Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	awesome	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	huge rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	smelly sharpshooter's pipe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2337	reinforced beaded headband of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	bland massive shaking pudding	7	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	hand-crafted triple-distilled Blackfly Chardonnay	10	EPIC	
2340	smooth & tan	3	awesome	
2341	wobbly pepper	0		
2342	miniature bland twirling red forest cake	2	decent	
2343	decent bouncing forest ham	3	good	
2344	flattened triple-dry fuchsia filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 60
2345	denatured jittery filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 60
2346	quadruple-improved colloidal adjusted gray filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 37
2347	yellow wobbly heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	mirror water pipe bomb	0		
2349	skewed gas balloon	0		
2350	red beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	scorching clever fire poi	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25
2353	blue dog trainer's bejeweled pledge pin	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	flattened quadruple-moist huge henna face paint	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 15
2356	corrupted tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 26
2357	sizzling Gaia beads of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +10
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	wizardly hippy medical kit of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2362	reassuring Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
2363	mirror lion tamer's Temple Grandin's longhaired hippy wig	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	jittery ghostly Newton's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2365	twirling fireproof C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2366	banded peel hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	mirror jittery carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	purple blurry Rosewater's flowing hippy skirt of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	shaking bunch of bananas	0		
2373	stale banana	3	decent	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	gigantic normal skewed tumbling banana cream pie	6	good	
2376	triple-distilled artisanal banana daiquiri	10	EPIC	
2377	weak bad bouncing bungle in the jungle	2	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	corrupted banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 24
2380	fuchsia dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	red squat class ring	0		
2383	mirror class ring	0		
2384	tumbling class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	shaking skewed lightning-fast deadly keg shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
2387	sizzling finger	0		Hot Damage: +10
2388	greedy savvy war tongs	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	horrifying asbestos apron	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2391	censurious beaten-up Chucks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2392	narrow MacGyver's natty ascot	0		Maximum MP: +100
2393	sharpshooter's supercool wreath of laurels	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	green asbestos-lined Da Vinci's Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	Tesla tube sock	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	spinning sage energy drink IV	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
2399	clever Socratic Elmley shades	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	fortified razor-sharp beer bong	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	blurry twirling jam band flyers	0		
2405	wobbly rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	maroon pink bat eye	0		
2408	blurry cyan worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	huge rag	0		
2411	upside-down broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	ghostly lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	stylish bounty-hunting helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	bounty-hunting rifle of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2418	savvy bounty-hunting pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	denatured dry corrupted bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 20
2420	ionized teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 21
2421	ionized galvanized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 11
2422	diffused wet irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 50
2423	quantum vacuum-sealed spinning Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 28
2424	quadruple-corrupted cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 15
2425	energized improved can of spinach	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 26
2426	modified wet polymerized fire flower	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 29
2427	deionized quadruple-boiled wobbly freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 17
2428	polymerized polymerized twirling fake blood	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 38
2429	flattened oxidized squat jittery Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 38
2430	quantum nitrogenated pulsating bag of lard	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 63
2431	double-galvanized double-adjusted mirror bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 36
2432	magnetized triple-enhanced boiled SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 31
2433	wet bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 52
2434	dry eyedrops	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
2435	oxidized wobbly jittery Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 49
2436	unsweetened bouncing donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 32
2437	lime green New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	ghostly Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	yellow Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	supercharged hardened pink glowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	drinkable Supernova Champagne	4	good	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	ghostly tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	goatskin umbrella of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2452	wool hat of doom of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	blurry Lo Pan's quilted belt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2455	lime green family-friendly bar whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2456	avaricious barskin buckler	0		Meat Drop: +30
2457	whip of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2458	lime green chilly barskin loincloth	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	scandalous tighty whiteys	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	hardened yak toupee	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	adequate bowl of Bounty-Os	3	good	
2465	high-proof perfectly mixed Oreille Divisée brandy	9	EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	spinning callused fingerbone	0		
2469	maroon bundle of receipts	0		
2470	huge huge cork	0		
2471	squat stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	shaking tumbling extremely unsafe clown wig of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	lion tamer's clownskin belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Clowniness: 50
2477	bouncing cyan lard-coated clownskin buckler	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2478	miser's clown whip	0		Meat Drop: +10, Clowniness: 50
2479	blurry demon skin	0		
2480	demon-horned hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	tumbling aromatic demon buckler	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2482	miser's steel-toed demon whip of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
2483	family-friendly barskin cloak	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2484	supercharged hardened snakeskin duster	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2485	clownskin harness of the detective of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Clowniness: 50
2486	demonskin jacket of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2487	careful hipposkin poncho	0		Monster Level: -10
2488	tumbling knitted yak anorak	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2489	beefcake's tuxedo shirt	0		Muscle: +25
2490	executive supercool gnauga hide vest	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	spinning tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	lard-coated weightlifter's Necrotelicomnicon	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2495	electrified vibrating Cookbook of the Damned	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2496	thinker's Sinful Desires of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +7
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	skewed molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	pulsating blinking fuchsia molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	teal extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	narrow precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	teal clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	family-friendly beach glass necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2509	gravedigger's peace-sign necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2510	dog trainer's beefcake's round sunglasses	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	mirror Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	sage beefy spark plug earring	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10
2514	auspicious knitted woven baling wire bracelets	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
2515	skewed wool wizardly gearbox necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
2516	Jack Frost's personal trainer's wrench bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2517	squat executive chain necklace of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40
2518	tumbling sawblade shield of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2519	weak tolerable McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2	good	
2520	bad jittery melted Jell-o shot	4	decent	
2521	special bad cruelty-free wine	3	decent	Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 10
2522	tolerable watered-down thistle wine	2	good	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	small stale fish	2	decent	
2526	rotten snack-sized fish casserole	2	crappy	
2527	decent fish lasagna	3	good	
2528	wobbly filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	spoiled miniature gnatloaf	2	crappy	
2530	rotten gnatloaf casserole	3	crappy	
2531	normal fancy squat gnat lasagna	3	good	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 45
2532	fuchsia pork	0		
2533	half-sized tasty special pork chop sandwiches	2	awesome	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 20
2534	moldy big pork casserole	5	crappy	
2535	rotten pork lasagna	4	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	ghostly spice	0		
2538	pulsating organs	0		
2539	prompt Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	magnetized unsweetened lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	chilled corrupted tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	magnetized blinking begpwnia	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	quantum altered altered upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	ionized half-orchid	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	family-friendly tin star of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	blinking wicked outrageous sombrero of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	mirror careful deadly "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	blurry vial of mojo	0		
2552	blurry red reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	twirling distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	blurry nippy steel-toed forbidden Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	Van der Graaf Samson's Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	avaricious hale Chelonian Morningstar	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	nippy quilted Hammer of Smiting	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	chilly 17-alarm Saucepan of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	double-paned banded razor-sharp Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	pulsating jittery bonesaw	0		
2564	squat plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	improved dry activated olive ant agonist	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 44
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	blue ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	skewed ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	yellow bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	occult sage cactus quill	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2578	green MacGyver's smooth Staff of the Short Order Cook of courage	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
2579	moldy twirling cactus fruit	3	crappy	
2580	flame-wreathed scorpion whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	pulsating brick of sand	0		
2583	spoiled centipede eggs	3	crappy	
2584	wonderwall shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2585	wobbly blue family-friendly Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2586	inspector's General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Item Drop: +15
2587	spinning Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2588	blinking Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2589	delicious miniature hot date	2	awesome	
2590	smooth distilled fortified wine	3	awesome	
2591	decent tasty tart	3	good	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	spoiled Knob pasty	4	crappy	
2594	strong artisanal thermos full of Knob coffee	5	EPIC	
2595	non-galvanized Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 51
2596	pulsating leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	wobbly leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	Sinatra's supercool Staff of the Midnight Snack of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2602	scorching chaotic resourceful Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25
2603	twirling smoldering box	0		
2604	clever Tuesday's ruby	0		Maximum MP: +20, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	huge palm-frond fan	0		
2607	fuchsia Sinatra's palm-frond whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	upside-down palm-frond capris of horror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	experienced extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	pulsating spinning squat extremely unsafe palm-frond cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2612	blue vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	moldy savoy truffle	3	crappy	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	spinning boom	0		
2618	smartaleck's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
2619	ghostly cyan jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	decent small maroon unidentified jerky	2	good	
2621	red family-friendly nasty rat mask of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	Sinatra's ratskin belt of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2623	avaricious stiffened rattail whip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +30
2624	clever bat hat of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	teal sharpshooter's padded bat whip	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2626	wobbly ghostly Sherlock's bat-ass jacket of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25
2627	upside-down lion tamer's banded catskin cap	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	twirling blurry wicked Da Vinci's catskin buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5
2629	foul-smelling cool tail o' nine cats	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10
2630	yellow Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	wet quadruple-irradiated corrupted green upside-down gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 31
2632	cold-filtered double-altered mother's helper	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 66
2633	squat red occult sinister pat-a-cake pendant	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	twirling really thick bandage	0		
2636	deadly mummy mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	wholesome gauze shorts of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	squat teal gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	spinning cherry soda	0		
2640	greaves of the empath of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	bouncing rosy-cheeked cowboy hat of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	lightning-fast inspector's Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40
2643	deadly happiness	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	wobbly flirtatious feather	0		
2649	blinking hardy Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	jittery pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	small yummy green S.T.L.T.	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	huge rotten ghostly honey-dew	9	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Xanadian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	flattened upside-down bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	gray chaotic rock-hard Drowsy Sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2657	miniature normal escargotsicle	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	perfectly mixed huge bottle of realpagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	blue nippy albatross necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	pickled not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	tolerable flask of Amontillado	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	scandalous ball mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	baleful Can-Can skirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	triple-Vulcanized shaking maroon sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	polarized frozen vacuum-sealed mirror bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	polymerized wobbly twirling bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	frozen wet blue spiky collar	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	altered narrow can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	denatured patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dried mirror huge Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	high-proof acceptable twirling shot of nepenthe schnapps	10	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	yellow library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	frozen polymerized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	vaporized cyan handful of moss	1		
2676	mixed bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	twisted maroon protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	adjusted upside-down sparkler	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 56
2680	activated alkaline maroon snake	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 51, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	cold-filtered red M-242	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 49
2682	mirror detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	lightning-fast inspector's armgun	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	blurry commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	quilted Samson's dreadlock whip of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2689	narrow scandalous arcane researcher's beer-a-pult	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
2690	personal trainer's cast-iron legacy paddle of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2691	adequate handful of nuts and berries	4	good	
2692	personal trainer's driftwood sculpture	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +5
2693	massive sitar of wisdom of courage	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3
2694	double-paned stone baseball cap of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	perfectly mixed cup of beer	3	EPIC	
2696	wobbly ovoid thing	0		
2697	narrow duct tape	0		
2698	blurry duct tape wallet	0		
2699	rosewater-soaked occult duct tape shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
2700	duct tape fedora of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	executive scandalous duct tape sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
2702	censurious horrifying duct tape dockers	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	skewed savvy duct tape buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	rosewater-soaked hardy grievous blackberry slippers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2706	skewed blurry horrifying friendly blackberry moccasins of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2707	prompt flame-wreathed smooth blackberry combat boots	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2708	energized skewed funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 66
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	gray cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	pickled blurry maroon facepaint	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 47
2712	galvanized unsweetened sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 61
2713	polarized twirling upside-down squat fuchsia Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
2714	huge floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	asbestos-lined manspreader's battered hubcap of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5
2717	flame-retardant friendly extremely unsafe hood ornament	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1
2718	skewed spare kidney	0		
2719	twirling Annie Oakley's electrified hand-carved bokken of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2720	gravedigger's dog trainer's hand-carved bow of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
2721	yellow mansplainer's crafty groovy hand-carved staff	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15
2722	bouncing scandalous clever Fonzie's brainy Staff of the Greasefire	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
2723	spinning ghostly ribald flame-wreathed strapping Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
2724	spoiled big bouncing blinking bowl of rye sprouts	5	crappy	
2725	special massive decent blurry cob of corn	6	good	Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 40
2726	toothsome twirling juniper berries	3	awesome	
2727	huge decent special plum	7	good	Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 40
2728	rotten pear	4	crappy	
2729	stale half-sized huge peach	2	decent	
2730	mediocre fancy shaking plum wine	4	decent	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 30
2731	lousy triple-distilled shot of pear schnapps	8	decent	
2732	tolerable shot of peach schnapps	4	good	
2733	bland bunch of square grapes	3	decent	
2734	spoiled small blurry brown sugar cane	2	crappy	
2735	snack-sized rotten blue blurry sandwich of the gods	2	crappy	
2736	mediocre extra-dry blue Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	5	decent	
2737	altered leopard-print barbell	1	crappy	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 35
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	liquefied pickled red panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 49
2740	Jim Carey's medical-grade Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2741	acceptable practically non-alcoholic ghostly boilermaker	1	good	
2742	jumbo normal twirling steel lasagna	5	quest	
2743	lousy weak steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	dried steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 40
2745	pressed gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 47
2746	non-vacuum-sealed ionized blinking extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 32
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	sharpshooter's furniture dolly	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2749	cyan Temple Grandin's stylish Staff of the Grease Trap of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
2750	Fonzie's Uranium Omega of Temperance of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2751	smartaleck's slick Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
2752	olive Van der Graaf Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2753	lightning-fast Socratic Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2754	foul-smelling Nickel Gamma of Frugality of courage	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2755	squat manspreader's Iron Beta of Industry of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2756	narrow prompt supercharged Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2757	narrow inspector's lard-coated Red Balloon of Valor	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2758	tumbling mansplainer's brainy Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2759	blinking personal trainer's Blue Diamond of Honesty of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2760	spinning personal trainer's Samson's Green Clover of Justice	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
2761	teal chilly Yellow Moon of Compassion of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2762	ghostly banded Orange Star of Sacrifice of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2763	Sinatra's Pink Heart of Spirit of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2764	shaking wicked Order of the Silver Wossname of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	toothsome Crimbo pie	4	awesome	
2768	spoiled pear tart	3	crappy	
2769	flavorless peach pie	3	decent	
2770	electrified chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 69
2771	oxidized unsweetened handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 24
2772	spinning steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	purple unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	blue bouncing tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	hardened filigreed hamethyst earring of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +3
2778	asbestos-lined filigreed hamethyst necklace of the cougar of the storm	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2779	narrow aromatic Temple Grandin's filigreed hamethyst ring of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2780	gravedigger's fortified thinker's baconstone earring	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2781	gray rosewater-soaked weightlifter's baconstone necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2782	avaricious Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's baconstone ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2783	red fireproof extremely unsafe pulled porquoise earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
2784	blinking twirling nippy friendly pulled porquoise pendant	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2785	wobbly fireproof lion tamer's pulled porquoise ring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2786	quilted Earring of Fire of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2787	aromatic Pendant of Fire of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2788	skewed beefcake's Ring of Fire of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2789	Ice-Cold Beerring of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2790	gravedigger's nippy Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2791	arcane researcher's wizardly Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
2792	Sherlock's supercool Unspeakable Earring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2793	Sherlock's Socratic Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2794	dangerous educational The Ring	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2795	nasty Herculean Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2796	scorching electrified Putrid Pendant	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2797	shaking savvy Ring of the Sewer Snake of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2798	upside-down perfumed Mudflap-Girl Earring of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2799	Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2800	chilly Mudflap-Girl Ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	purple flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	double-galvanized oxidized squat vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 50
2805	deionized ionized maroon vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 15
2806	nitrogenated vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 65
2807	concentrated gray flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 42
2808	non-adjusted unsweetened energized upside-down narrow flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 23
2809	dry mirror ghostly flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 19
2810	concentrated pressed skewed jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 34
2811	moist enhanced double-dry spinning olive jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 66
2812	galvanized jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 33
2813	Sinatra's savvy Beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	ghostly fireproof Bludgeon of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +3, Brimstone
2815	aromatic weightlifter's Bunker	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Brimstone
2816	skewed upside-down fireproof Boxers of the sewer of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	crafty cool Brooch of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	lightning-fast greasy ruddy Bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	squat resourceful Rosewater's Grimacite gasmask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	mirror nasty groovy Grimacite gat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	skewed hardened smooth Grimacite gaiters	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	skewed bouncing baleful Grimacite gauntlets of terror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	avaricious family-friendly Grimacite go-go boots	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	hardened fortified Grimacite girdle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	perfumed energetic Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	spinning loaded dice	0		
2829	narrow really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	mirror star key lime	0		
2832	jumbo flavorless digital key lime pie	5	decent	
2833	flavorless immense star key lime pie	6	decent	
2834	shaking ghostly scandalous sharpshooter's educational bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	jittery healthy indie comic hipster glasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	gray Socratic glowstick of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	fireproof Periodical Paintbrush	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
2840	drinkable bottle of cooking sherry	3	good	
2841	flavorless shaking packet of ketchup	3	decent	
2842	tolerable watered-down accidental cider	2	good	
2843	delicious dire fudgesicle	3	awesome	
2844	frosty vibrating smooth navel ring of navel gazing of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	bouncing plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	strapping Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Muscle: +5
2848	mirror Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	mirror shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	perfectly mixed moonberry wine cooler	3	EPIC	
2851	stale fine aged cheddarwurst	4	decent	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	ghostly toasty cool huge mosquito proboscis	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +5
2856	energized extra-tarnished non-dry bouncing swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 48
2857	quantum moist seegar butt	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 44
2858	tumbling bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	mirror supercharged Da Vinci's witch wart	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2860	flavorless swamp muck	4	decent	
2861	Annie Oakley's slick leechknife of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2862	blinking decomposed boot	0		
2863	non-wet non-warmed unsweetened bouncing dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 66
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	bouncing mirror scorching nippy beaver spear	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25
2866	avaricious experienced shamanic beads	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +30
2867	wicked dilapidated wizard hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	pickled blurry bouncing pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 28
2869	non-tarnished modified fuchsia pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 64
2870	irradiated blue pirate tract	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 50
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	Sherlock's Oprah's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25
2873	executive Sinatra's plastic Ed the Undying	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +40
2874	wobbly educational plastic Lord Spookyraven of bravery	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
2875	wobbly chilly plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Cold Damage: +5
2876	shaking miser's plastic protector spectre	0		Meat Drop: +10
2877	plastic Baron von Ratsworth of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2878	cyan pulsating smartaleck's plastic Boss Bat	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2879	up-at-dawn plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Adventures: +5
2880	blinking twirling gravedigger's plastic Bonerdagon	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2881	blurry frightening plastic The Man	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2882	squat dance instructor's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2883	aromatic plastic Felonia	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2884	shaking blinking asbestos-lined plastic Beelzebozo	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2885	upside-down narrow healthy plastic conservationist hippy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2887	thinker's plastic angry bugbear	0		Mysticality: +10
2888	nasty plastic anime smiley	0		Stench Damage: +5
2889	Da Vinci's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2890	frosty plastic astronomer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2891	skewed shellacked plastic beanbat	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2892	nasty plastic blooper	0		Stench Damage: +5
2893	squat Lo Pan's plastic brainsweeper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2894	twirling plastic briefcase bat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2895	gray narrow smelly plastic demoninja	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2896	Lo Pan's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2897	crafty plastic drunk goat	0		Maximum MP: +10
2898	plastic fiendish can of asparagus of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2899	twirling crafty plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Maximum MP: +10
2900	plastic handsome mariachi of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2902	frosty plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2903	greasy plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2904	narrow stanky plastic Knott Yeti	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2905	coward's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Monster Level: -20
2906	strapping plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Muscle: +5
2907	bouncing medical-grade plastic ninja snowman	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2908	groovy plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2909	upside-down plastic G Imp of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2910	maroon mirror hale plastic goth	0		Maximum HP: +20
2911	plastic cubist bull of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2912	bouncing green plastic scary clown of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2913	yellow sage plastic smarmy pirate	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2914	extremely unsafe plastic spiny skelelton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2915	plastic Spam Witch of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2916	blinking Temple Grandin's plastic vampire	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2917	upside-down plastic taco cat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2918	greasy plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2919	blurry twirling plastic warwelf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2920	maroon tumbling mirror plastic whitesnake of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2921	shaking yellow hale plastic XXX pr0n	0		Maximum HP: +20
2922	upside-down plastic zmobie of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2923	squat plastic Protagonist of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2924	shellacked plastic Spunky Princess	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2925	mirror twirling veiny plastic topiary golem	0		Maximum HP: +10
2926	Samson's plastic senile lihc	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2927	nasty plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Stench Damage: +5
2928	jittery jittery plastic Gnomester Blomester of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2930	zippy plastic Axe Wound	0		Initiative: +20
2931	savvy plastic Hellion	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2932	jittery quilted plastic Black Knight	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2933	wholesome plastic pair of tweezers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2934	smartaleck's plastic fruit golem	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2935	stiffened plastic fluffy bunny	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2936	bouncing castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	pulsating unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	immense bland Surprise Egg	7	decent	
2941	diffused concentrated mirror Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 42
2942	dry denatured chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 36
2943	electrified Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 15
2945	squat wizardly party hat of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	medical-grade stylish V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	fuchsia The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	boozy tolerable shot of rotgut	5	good	
2949	aerosolized alkaline jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 40
2950	pulsating Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	purple Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	deadly brainy glowstick	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	upside-down charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	teal squat friendly tip jar	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2955	spoiled big yam candy	5	crappy	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	flavorless bite-sized special spinning tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1	decent	Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 45
2959	narrow blue rum barrel charrrm bracelet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2960	stale half-sized ghostly single-serving herbal stuffing	2	decent	
2961	decent packet of tofurkey gravy	3	good	
2962	toothsome tofurkey nugget	3	awesome	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	unsweetened quadruple-irradiated twirling Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 62
2968	triple-aerosolized Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 16
2969	yummy blinking creamsicle	3	awesome	
2970	practically non-alcoholic tolerable cream stout	1	good	
2971	horrifying rock-hard curmudgel	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25
2972	maroon grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	lime green shellacked grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	smelly Fonzie's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2976	fancy smooth weak bilge wine	2	awesome	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 40
2977	huge mirror prompt witty rapier	0		Adventures: +3
2978	squat MacGyver's yohohoyo of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +20
2979	polarized upside-down fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 13
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	skewed ruddy booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2982	spinning shaking cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	yellow cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	lard-coated copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2986	spinning tongue charrrm	0		
2987	frightening cool tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	purple shaking chilly clingfilm trousers	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	olive shaking Temple Grandin's clingfilm cap of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	clingfilm slippers of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	enchanted spoiled vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	crappy	Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 5
2994	frozen true grit	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 32
2995	clever razor-sharp buoybottoms of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	wobbly skewed grungy flannel shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2997	Jeselnik's Tesla grungy bandana	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	curative grassy cutlass	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2999	huge Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	frightening pegleg	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3002	spinning lamé pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	mirror crafty enormous hoop earring	0		Maximum MP: +10
3004	electrified padded costume sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3005	shaking rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	frightening rainbow pearl earring of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	aromatic fireproof rainbow pearl necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	foul-smelling studded rainbow pearl ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	therapeutic sinister Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3010	narrow Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	wobbly gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	upside-down ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	lime green medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	bad corpse on the beach	4	decent	
3026	acceptable boozy corpsetini	5	good	
3027	smooth ghostly cyan corpsedriver	4	awesome	
3028	lousy Corpse Island iced tea	3	decent	
3029	aged enchanted weak red-headed corpse	2	awesome	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 5
3030	hand-crafted weak enchanted kamicorpse-ee	2	EPIC	Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 20
3031	delicious narrow corpsel	3	awesome	
3032	weak acceptable corpsebite	2	good	
3033	dangerous pirate fledges	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	stale pearl onion	3	decent	
3036	miniature decent enchanted sea biscuit	2	good	Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 35
3037	acceptable bottle of rum	4	good	
3038	special acceptable bottle of black-label rum	3	good	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 30
3039	skewed cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	huge Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	maroon metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	normal huge nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	10	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	bland ghostly nanite-infested candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	flavorless nanite-infested fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	drinkable fancy blurry nanite-infested eggnog	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	skewed aromatic eyepatch	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	cutlass of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3052	breeches of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	tumbling ghostly mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	ionized candy heart	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	galvanized huge cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	blinking flame-retardant metallic foil cat ears	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	twirling nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	green LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	pulsating nasty cyborg doll	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	lightning-fast toy maglev monorail	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	lime green silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	cyan hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	marionette collective of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	smelly borg sock monkey	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	Herculean roboduck-on-a-string of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	gray mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	zippy quilted biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	mirror fireproof steel-toed C.B.F.G.	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	ghostly tumbling executive steel-toed biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	electrified vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	handmade hobby horse of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	narrow ball-in-a-cup of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	ghostly lightning-fast set of jacks	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	stale thick laser-broiled pear	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	wobbly energetic polyalloy shield of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	pulsating killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	blinking ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	green robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	squat rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	upside-down spinning unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	vibrating cyborg knife of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	immense cyborg hand of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	narrow skewed censurious fireproof shellacked cyborg stompin' boot	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	lime green wobbly Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	tumbling Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	ghostly Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	squat Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	mirror Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	blue old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	shaking Hodgman	0		
3117	ghostly upside-down Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	shaking divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	modified energized skewed fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 55
3125	extra-moist piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 62
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	blurry tumbling marshmallow	0		
3129	diet adequate roasted marshmallow	1	good	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	immense normal tin cup of mulligan stew	8	good	
3132	stanky Jack Frost's flamin' bindle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3133	manspreader's dance instructor's freezin' bindle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10
3134	tumbling rosewater-soaked beefy stinkin' bindle	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
3135	bindle of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Candy Drop: +100
3136	flame-retardant sleazy bindle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +1
3137	cyan wobbly 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3138	shaking vibrating Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3139	red Hodgman's imaginary hamster of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +50
3140	lime green soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	panhandle panhandling hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	forbidden cup of infinite pencils	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1
3143	tumbling green miser's banded Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	wobbly El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	wobbly olive El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	tumbling sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	altered triple-quantum warmed warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 20
3160	enhanced teal humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 69
3161	polymerized non-concentrated El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 19
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	spinning El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	ionized pickled spinning seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 53
3169	small normal turtle soup	2	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	blurry evil noodles	0		
3171	ghostly ghostly fuchsia blinking nauseating reagent	0		
3172	Usain Bolt's evil paper umbrella	0		Initiative: +80
3173	triple-cold-filtered evil vihuela	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 40
3174	normal half-sized evil boring spaghetti	2	good	
3175	decent teal spinning evil noodles	3	good	
3176	rotten evil noodles	3	crappy	
3177	normal evil painful penne pasta	3	good	
3178	massive bland 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	10	decent	
3179	enchanted thick flavorless blurry evil ravioli della hippy	5	decent	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 25
3180	toothsome evil noodles	3	awesome	
3181	magnetized triple-denatured evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 67
3182	modified mirror teal evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 52
3183	chilled flattened mirror evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 27
3184	liquefied yellow evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 34
3185	double-chilled tarnished purple evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 27
3186	warmed dry extra-cold-filtered fuchsia evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 31
3187	adjusted evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 20
3188	weak delicious an evil sump'm sump'm	2	awesome	
3189	practically non-alcoholic mediocre skewed evil ducha de oro	1	decent	
3190	weak bad evil horizontal tango	2	decent	
3191	acceptable evil roll in the hay	3	good	
3192	huge naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	sharpshooter's origami pasties	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	lard-coated stiffened origami riding crop of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	Jeselnik's Samson's KoL Con IV Pole of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	spinning small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	tumbling bouncing notbig laminated card	0		
3211	green unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	blinking dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	bouncing overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	ghostly wool clever glowstick	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	shaking hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	blue gator skin	0		
3222	blinking chaotic gatorskin umbrella of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	artisanal maroon bottle of sewage schnapps	4	EPIC	
3226	tolerable bottle of Ooze-O	4	good	
3227	bland immense pulsating C.H.U.M. chum	9	decent	
3228	half-sized flavorless blurry unfortunate dumplings	2	decent	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	dry moist lime green spinning oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 30
3231	ghostly spinning medical-grade tattered paper crown	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	low-calorie rotten vanilla-frosted king cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	purple water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	olive twirling Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	twirling Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	ghostly Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	upside-down Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	wobbly Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	twirling skewed Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	pulsating frosty Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	veiny hardened Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	nasty coward's stylish Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	teal ghostly scorching pink plastic baby	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	shaking cool Frosty's silk hat of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	jittery blurry miser's curative Frosty's carrot	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	wobbly red hardened banded Frosty's nailbat of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	double-paned personal trainer's Oscus's pelt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	pulsating narrow frosty Fonzie's Wand of Oscus of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	upside-down crafty grievous Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	green chilly supercool Zombo's skullcap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	mirror inspector's rock-hard Zombo's shield of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	Zombo's grievous greaves of chilblains of horror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	mansplainer's thinker's strapping Chester's moustache	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	hardened dangerous Chester's bag of candy	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	Chester's cutoffs of the ox of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	blue bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	ghostly bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	liquefied altered twirling handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 53
3269	magnetized vacuum-sealed lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 56
3270	ionized chilled unsweetened handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 61
3271	strapping crotchety pants	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	Sinatra's Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	skewed sage willowy bonnet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	ghostly flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	gray dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	skewed wobbly black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	red quilted studded belt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	cyan personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	skewed personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	stick-on eyebrow piercing of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	stale salad	3	decent	
3284	upside-down teal curative C.H.U.M. lantern of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3285	skewed occult C.H.U.M. knife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3286	grievous Frosty's snowball sack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	teal shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	spinning untamable turtle	0		
3294	shaking macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	pulsating Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	purple Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	blurry The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	blurry sealskin drum of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	olive sizzling washboard shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	shaking spaghetti-box banjo of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	huge asbestos-lined marinara jug	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	Herculean makeshift castanets	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	zippy left-handed melodica	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	dehydrated epic wad	1	decent	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 5
3317	blurry bottlecap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
3318	corncob pipe of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
3319	avaricious Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
3320	pulsating sinister frayed rope belt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	purple brawny smooth mayfly bait necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	jittery mirror upside-down Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	lousy jar of fermented pickle juice	4	decent	
3326	twisted tumbling voodoo snuff	1	decent	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 35
3327	flavorless extra-greasy slider	4	decent	
3328	wobbly purple padded smartaleck's crumpled felt fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	shellacked groovy battered top-hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	yellow skewed shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the businessman of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	skewed reassuring resourceful mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	zippy sinister hobo dungarees	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	gray Van der Graaf Samson's patched suit-pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	gray wicked Newton's dead guy's memento	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	decent tiny banquet	1	good	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	shaking very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	skewed yellow bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	blurry filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	blue comfy coffin	0		
3348	jittery mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	artisanal wobbly Ralph IX cognac	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3351	upside-down llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	corrupted galvanized mirror llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	bland banana-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	quilted brown plastic baby	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	blurry scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	blue stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	jittery yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	jumbo toothsome mole molé	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	artisanal Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	Vulcanized tarnished galvanized Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	triple-anodized unsweetened digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	dried narrow glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	powdered glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	compressed huge glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	powdered bouncing glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	modified bouncing wobbly glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	compressed glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	manspreader's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +5
3381	spinning shellacked Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Thorns: 1
3382	double-paned supercool Ol' Scratch's manacles of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3383	fireproof chilly Da Vinci's Chester's sunglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3384	scandalous gravedigger's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
3385	ghostly family-friendly rock-hard Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3386	Annie Oakley's Zombo's shoulder blade of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3387	green Samson's Zombo's skull ring of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	blurry Sherlock's Frosty's arm of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
3390	supercharged rosy-cheeked wizardly Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3391	yellow Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	green energetic Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	pulsating frosty personal trainer's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	supercharged steel-toed Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	executive rock-hard Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	rosy-cheeked Hodgman's bow tie of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
3398	watered-down drinkable Hodgman's blanket	2	good	
3399	artisanal distilled jar of squeeze	5	EPIC	
3400	fancy delicious bowl of fishysoisse	3	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 30
3401	improved cold-filtered skewed deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 53
3402	concentrated huge gray squat concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 41
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	lard-coated deck of lewd playing cards of dire peril of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3405	Hodgman's sock of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3406	blurry therapeutic Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3407	cyan boxer's Hodgman's almanac	0		Muscle Percent: +10
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3409	mirror pulsating purple brawny Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3410	Newton's Hodgman's detector	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3411	Hodgman's cane of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3412	mirror Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	cyan Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	maroon Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	blue ghostly hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	skewed twirling box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	boiled warmed narrow sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 68
3423	galvanized oxidized frozen frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 13
3424	quadruple-frozen moist galvanized blinking fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 61
3425	extra-polarized adjusted anodized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 12
3426	colloidal strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 53
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	deionized boiled Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 64
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	twirling spice melange	0		
3434	ghostly rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	medical-grade stirring stick of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3436	twirling chilly smooth Staff of the Teapot Tempest of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5
3437	nippy medical-grade Staff of the Black Kettle of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3438	mirror greedy ribald Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
3439	gray Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	vaporized upside-down mirror prismatic wad	1	good	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	clever club of the five seasons	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	jittery blurry wool rainbow crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	spinning purple jittery reassuring webbed comic mask	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	frosty wholesome six-rainbow shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	blinking rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	olive cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	wobbly cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	wobbly cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	twirling wobbly cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	Socratic trusty torch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	coward's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
3458	magnetized STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 58
3459	lousy teal ghostly white-label gin	3	decent	
3460	yummy small tin rations	2	awesome	
3461	wobbly haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	artisanal bottle of sake	4	EPIC	
3464	wobbly round pebble of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3465	decent Bash-Ōs cereal	4	good	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	gravedigger's quilted Sinatra's haiku katana	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	blinking blurry skewed bargain flash powder	0		
3468	lion tamer's plastic baby	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	adequate lime green blueberry-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	mirror bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	squat zippy hale Da Vinci's Seasonal Beret	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	super-colloidal chilled twirling ghostly cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 66
3475	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 47
3476	super-deionized plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 20
3477	extra-warmed deionized pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 42
3478	dry magnetized super-diffused twirling peach lozenge	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 13
3479	twirling balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	narrow spot	0		
3481	green uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	twirling psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	extra-pressed twirling mirror glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 52
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	adequate beefy fish meat	4	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	half-sized spoiled glistening fish meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	decent slick fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	Da Vinci's fish scimitar of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
3493	Tesla Socratic fish stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3494	jittery brawny fish bazooka of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
3495	ionized colloidal frozen sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
3496	non-corrupted electrified mirror green bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 61
3497	smooth bottle of Pete's Sake	3	awesome	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	bouncing beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	miniature stale canapés	2	decent	
3502	dehydrated yellow thermos of brew	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	tolerable blinking glass of brandy	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	electrified LWA ring	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	blurry Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	lime green Annie Oakley's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	maroon jittery scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	cyan scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	up-at-dawn cool ganger bandana	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	fuchsia skewed eel skin	0		
3517	narrow scandalous eelskin hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	lion tamer's eelskin pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	forbidden eelskin shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	careful shark tooth necklace of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
3522	reassuring scandalous shark jumper	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
3523	magnetized tumbling shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 55
3524	denatured pressed huge eel battery	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 11
3525	altered temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 50
3526	twirling dog trainer's scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	olive mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	wobbly mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	maroon Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	spinning plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	twirling mirror plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	maroon plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	wobbly Jack Frost's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	rosewater-soaked sizzling depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	teal ribald gravedigger's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	fortified depleted Grimacite grappling hook of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	rosy-cheeked depleted Grimacite ninja mask of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	electrified depleted Grimacite shinguards of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	mirror studded depleted Grimacite astrolabe of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	Lo Pan's padded KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	twirling family-friendly propeller beanie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	aromatic padded Da Vinci's straw hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	Jim Carey's supercool octopus's spade of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	pulsating glob of slime	0		
3555	adequate low-calorie twirling sea carrot	1	good	
3556	low-calorie flavorless twirling sea cucumber	1	decent	
3557	tasty immense sea avocado	9	awesome	
3558	snack-sized special normal sea lychee	2	good	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 20
3559	big delicious wobbly sea tangelo	5	awesome	
3560	decent super-sized sea honeydew	5	good	
3561	pickled tumbling pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 63
3562	colloidal tarnished jittery pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 17
3563	frozen aerosolized pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 54
3564	mediocre berry-infused sake	4	decent	
3565	acceptable citrus-infused sake	3	good	
3566	bad maroon melon-infused sake	4	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	spinning mirror stanky Jack Frost's sponge helmet of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	stanky fortified spongy shield of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3570	frightening Annie Oakley's square sponge pants of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	mirror narrow flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	tumbling slimy chest	0		
3575	fuchsia mirror sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	olive bezoar ring	0		
3578	upside-down wobbly ghostly candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	squat wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	fancy snack-sized flavorless rice	2	decent	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
3584	fancy bland huge irradiated candy cane	4	decent	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	big toothsome gingerbread mutant bugbear	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	weak perfectly mixed oozenog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	anodized improved ghostly fuchsia sugar plum	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	liquefied boiled yellow sugar banana	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	super-flattened sugar lime	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	pickled sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	teal bouncing ribald sinister Mer-kin hookspear	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Drops Meat
3592	red skewed Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	pulsating Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	nitrogenated boiled squat Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 38
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	squat imitation crab meat	0		
3598	ghostly imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	gray beefy moist sailor's cap of courage of the detective	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	blinking extremely unsafe Newton's speargun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3601	compass of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
3602	shaking wobbly blue broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	upside-down rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	upside-down flame-wreathed Tesla deadly diving helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	Usain Bolt's frightening lion tamer's aerated diving helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	ghostly tumbling das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	modified ionized sea grease	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 18
3612	pulsating sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	fuchsia battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	narrow twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	pulsating rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	dry double-corrupted pulsating unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	olive The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	squat mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	bouncing pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	pulsating chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	yellow squat ruddy parasitic claw	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	jittery narrow parasitic tentacles of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	brawny parasitic headgnawer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	fortified parasitic strangleworm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	blurry upside-down pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	aerosolized Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	gray squat nippy elven socks of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	narrow elven gloves of Gandalf of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	teal deadly educational festive holiday hat	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	fireproof wizardly patent shoes	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	Temple Grandin's gray bow tie of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 12, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	healthy penguin thesaurus of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	rotten gigantic blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	huge jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	occult depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	strong drinkable canteen of wine	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	moldy elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	upside-down elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	bland tumbling toast with jam	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	mediocre elven moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	normal big knuckle sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	spinning manspreader's Rosewater's psycho sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	spinning fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	plastic Mob Penguin of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	twirling blinking therapeutic plastic mutant elf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	purple Socratic plastic fat stack of cash	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	manspreader's plastic strand of DNA	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	olive spinning frightening plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	maroon steel-toed Putty mitre	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	censurious supercool Putty leotard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Putty ball of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	blurry tumbling Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	shellacked wizardly Putty snake of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	maroon Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	slick glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	boxer's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	green beefcake's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	red Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	immense stale special blurry can of franks 'n' beans	9	decent	Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	weak aged bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	ghostly throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	upside-down Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	diving muff of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
3678	artisanal salinated mint julep	4	EPIC	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	twirling map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	spoiled tempura carrot	4	crappy	
3685	adequate bouncing tempura cucumber	3	good	
3686	massive rotten tempura avocado	9	crappy	
3687	spoiled huge sea broccoli	4	crappy	
3688	small rotten sea cauliflower	2	crappy	
3689	big yummy upside-down tempura broccoli	5	awesome	
3690	adequate tempura cauliflower	4	good	
3691	spoiled sea blueberry	3	crappy	
3692	normal miniature fuchsia huge sea persimmon	2	good	
3693	anodized ionized pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 40
3694	deionized super-polarized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 42
3695	cool Mer-kin digpick	0		Moxie: +5
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	gray vinyl ore	0		
3701	twirling map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	twirling twirling squat marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	bouncing manspreader's rock-hard velcro broadsword of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25
3706	jittery clever dangerous velcro paddle ball of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20
3707	manspreader's banded velcro shield of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25
3708	nippy ruddy rock-hard velcro boots	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
3709	family-friendly perfumed non-stick pugil stick	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3710	maroon narrow narrow Jeselnik's grievous teflon spatula of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3711	avaricious razor-sharp boxer's teflon shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30
3712	sizzling Tesla teflon swim fins of doom	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3713	Jim Carey's 7-inch discus of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3714	twirling personal trainer's PVC staff of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
3715	upside-down avaricious perfumed supercool vinyl shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
3716	jittery MacGyver's groovy brainy vinyl boots	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
3717	purple decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	wobbly gray tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	skewed foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	upside-down Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	narrow Samson's glass gnoll eye	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
3732	wet cigar butt	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 43
3733	jittery stanky therapeutic manly bloomers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	narrow fat wallet	0		
3736	dance instructor's slick handwarmer	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
3737	narrow veiny lighter of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3738	bland huge jittery packet of beer nuts	10	decent	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	mirror spectral jelly	0		
3742	double-unsweetened jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 11
3743	upside-down huge shaking unstable quark	0		
3744	tumbling software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	red vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	altered corrupted modified blinking concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 16
3750	tumbling electrified vampire pearl earring	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3751	adequate snack-sized chocolate chip brownies	2	good	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	dry love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	pickled chilled magnetized skewed love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	anodized alkaline fuchsia love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	energized quadruple-warmed love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	super-ionized energized teal love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	liquefied love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	polymerized bouncing breath mint	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 50
3761	vampire pearl ring of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3762	supercharged vampire pearl necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3763	weak acceptable slug of vodka	2	good	
3764	acceptable purple slug of rum	3	good	
3765	artisanal slug of shochu	3	EPIC	
3766	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed huge screwdiver	1	EPIC	
3767	special lousy high-proof ghostly dew yoana lei	6	decent	Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 20
3768	hand-crafted upside-down pulsating lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3769	aged weak salacious screwdiver	2	awesome	
3770	lousy irresponsibly strong dew yoana salacious lei	9	decent	
3771	tolerable salacious lychee chuhai	3	good	
3772	mediocre high-proof wobbly Alewife&trade; Ale	10	decent	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	rosewater-soaked pink pinkslip slip of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	deadly sage sea salt scrubs	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5
3778	smelly slick amber aviator shades of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3779	anodized extra-pressed hair of the fish	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 34
3780	frightening extremely unsafe nurse's hat of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dehydrated bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	dried bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
3784	twirling paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	blinking vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	ghostly crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	ghostly twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	blurry Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	upside-down charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	narrow squat red Oprah's baleful Mer-kin roundshield of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15
3804	shaking double-paned Newton's Mer-kin breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +5
3805	chaotic Mer-kin sneakmask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	unsweetened Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 55
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	jittery Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	skewed Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	wobbly Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	rotten chocolate-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	green plastic baby of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	narrow midget clownfish	0		
3816	narrow half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	bland ghostly sea radish	3	decent	
3818	upside-down ghostly blurry friendly MacGyver's clever halibut	0		Maximum MP: 120, Familiar Weight: +3
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	blinking foul-smelling water-polo mitt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3821	electrified pressed huge syringe	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 61
3822	blue narrow wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	double-denatured triple-flattened corrupted blurry wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 45
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	twirling Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	lime green Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	flavorless bite-sized tempura radish	1	decent	
3830	sharpshooter's water-polo cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	weak delicious Typical Tavern swill	2	awesome	
3832	lousy tropical swill	3	decent	
3833	tolerable fruity girl swill	4	good	
3834	tolerable weak blended swill	2	good	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	Usain Bolt's reassuring frightening Elvish sunglasses of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	anniversary safety glass vest of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
3838	Sinatra's anniversary burlap belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3839	wobbly anniversary balsa wood socks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
3840	upside-down anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3842	out-of-tune biwa of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3843	skewed dented harmonica of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
3844	zippy brawny magic whistle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +20
3845	shaking plastic blowgun of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3846	wobbly blinking Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's weightlifter's jungle drum	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
3847	prompt hippy bongo	0		Adventures: +3
3848	twirling knob bugle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3849	executive brainy 4-dimensional guitar	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +40
3850	wobbly baleful boxing glove	0		Spell Damage: +25
3851	foul-smelling steel-toed experienced boxing glove on a spring	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +10
3852	scorching half-sized guitar of horror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3853	resourceful bass drum of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +100
3854	toasty pixel boomerang	0		Hot Damage: +5
3855	wobbly resourceful world's smallest violin of chilblains of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
3856	sizzling Tesla energetic ocarina of space	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3857	blurry ruddy a butt tuba	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3858	bouncing bone flute of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3859	Sherlock's infernal fife	0		Item Drop: +25
3860	charming flute of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
3861	lime green leaf of grass	0		
3862	Newton's grass whistle of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3863	electrified plastic guitar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3864	healthy finger cymbals	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3865	auspicious veiny kettle drum	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +10
3866	skewed spinning grievous double-barreled sling of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
3867	curative magilaser blastercannon of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3868	flame-retardant hanky&#363; of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	ghostly therapeutic deadly ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3870	lime green stolen office supplies	0		
3871	curative Rosewater's office-supply crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3872	smooth pocket theremin	0		Moxie: +15
3873	sinister rave whistle of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
3874	skewed hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	maroon burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	jittery hellseal sinew	0		
3879	squat ghostly torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	shaking hellseal disguise	0		
3881	yellow fireproof fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	ghostly encoded cult documents	0		
3883	squat cult memo	0		
3884	mirror decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	pickled triple-activated twirling yellow vial of slime	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 18
3886	boiled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 60
3887	non-deionized double-polarized spinning vial of slime	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 34
3888	electrified vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 54
3889	dry frozen vial of slime	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 32
3890	tarnished liquefied skewed vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 26
3891	pressed squat vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 36
3892	quadruple-altered green skewed vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 14
3893	super-vacuum-sealed concentrated huge vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 44
3894	extra-magnetized purple vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 47
3895	non-deionized ionized tumbling vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 25
3896	quadruple-aerosolized liquefied polymerized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 13
3897	magnetized super-galvanized spinning vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 40
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	tumbling seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	upside-down figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	purple figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	aged weak blended swill with a fly in it	2	awesome	
3914	squat turtle wax	0		
3915	double-paned turtle wax shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
3916	Da Vinci's turtle wax helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	blurry prompt turtle wax greaves	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	occult meat shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	skewed crafty sage turtlemail coif	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	lion tamer's turtlemail breeches of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	brainy turtlemail hauberk of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -15
3923	olive hedgeturtle	0		
3924	zippy hardy spiky turtle helmet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	Newton's spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	inspector's energetic spiky turtle shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15
3927	narrow turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	wobbly syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	warmed boiled blurry yellow tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 24
3931	jittery stanky Fonzie's severed flipper	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	blinking veiny bad-ass club of courage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	huge sealbone	0		
3935	quantum alkaline fuchsia hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 69
3936	warmed colloidal ionized scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 42
3937	concentrated red wobbly fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 50
3938	beefcake's club of corruption	0		Muscle: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	double-paned corrupt club of corruption	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	wicked corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	MacGyver's supercharged extremely unsafe evil-ass club	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	nasty Rosewater's nasty-ass club of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	wobbly reassuring wicked infernal toilet brush	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	rosewater-soaked groovy shadowy seal eye	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	healthy oyster egg balloon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	bouncing treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	ghostly monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	bejeweled cufflinks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
3959	educational garish pinky ring	0		Experience: +1
3960	designer sunglasses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
3961	fuchsia Usain Bolt's censurious opera glasses	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	triple-vacuum-sealed polarized cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 15
3966	narrow rosewater-soaked hardened occult hot-ass club	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	Rosewater's brawny frigid-ass club of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	jittery avaricious knitted creepy-ass club of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	cold-filtered sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 65
3970	inspector's Tesla Abyssal ember	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	corrupted cyan frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 33
3972	beefcake's seal spine of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	galvanized super-wet mirror seal lube	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 18
3974	Sherlock's Herculean mannequin leg	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	scorching manspreader's padded tortoise	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25
3976	chaotic fortified tortoboggan	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
3977	blinking painted turtle	0		
3978	green energetic painted shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	twirling torquoise	0		
3982	huge auspicious smartaleck's torquoise ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	squat blurry horrifying sage dueling banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	twirling samurai turtle	0		
3987	nippy padded samurai turtle helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	lime green turtle shell powder	0		
3990	spinning scorching turtle shell helmet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	wobbly slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	mirror slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	ghostly bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	red boxcar turtle	0		
3997	purple dolphin whistle	0		
3998	ghostly squat metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	pickled spinning agua de vida	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	wobbly flame-wreathed lion tamer's tortoboggan shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	family-friendly soup-chucks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
4005	diffused ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 17
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	tumbling memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	spinning gray memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	teal memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	squat memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	narrow memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	narrow wobbly memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	bouncing memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	twirling greaves of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	gray stanky razor-sharp piece of rebar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
4021	asbestos-lined Jim Carey's shovel of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
4022	auspicious coward's necklace of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100
4023	Lo Pan's grievous Socratic speargun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4024	huge chilly compass of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +5
4025	nasty therapeutic smartaleck's helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	executive rock-hard lantern of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40
4027	huge shaking inspector's groovy greaves of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	teal Tesla dangerous Sinatra's club	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4029	upside-down memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	narrow memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	upside-down blurry memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	wobbly memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	lime green caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	spoiled olive slimy sweetbreads	4	crappy	
4038	acceptable slimy fermented bile bladder	4	good	
4039	diluted pulsating slimy alveolus	1		
4040	spinning shaking memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	squat Temple Grandin's pig-iron helm of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	pulsating scorching padded pig-iron shinguards	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	nippy groovy pig-iron bracers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	mirror wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	huge wumpus-hair whip of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	blurry asbestos-lined horrifying sizzling wumpus-hair wig	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	jittery horrifying hardened stylish wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	purple auspicious strapping wumpus-hair sweater	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	ring of teleportation of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	triple-distilled acceptable fancy White Hyborian	7	good	Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	wholesome goblin hunting spear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	frightening friendly goblin autoblowgun	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	nasty stone fist of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	foul-smelling stone head	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	wobbly upside-down Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	ghostly blurry Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	shaking fuchsia 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	squat Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	huge essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	skewed skewed essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	green essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	bouncing blinking Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	yellow multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	mirror foul-smelling mansplainer's villainous scythe	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	Newton's baneful bandolier of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	hardened studded diabolical crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	shaking Sinatra's malevolent medallion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 8, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	ruddy corrosive cowl of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	blurry grisly shield of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	executive corroded breeches of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	knitted pernicious cudgel of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	stale small shaking cupcake-in-a-cup	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	upside-down pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	snack-sized normal protein paste	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	zippy Newton's cyber-mattock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	jittery facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	oxidized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	aerosolized diffused red physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	tumbling slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	upside-down thinker's peawee marble	0		Mysticality: +10
4096	frightening brown crock marble	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4097	mirror padded China marble	0		Damage Absorption: +20
4098	wobbly arcane researcher's lemonade marble	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4099	Jim Carey's bumblebee marble	0		Monster Level: +25
4100	foul-smelling jet bennie marble	0		Stench Damage: +10
4101	green experienced beige clambroth marble of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2
4102	lard-coated steely marble	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4103	skewed sizzling deadly slick beach ball marble	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10
4104	Newton's catseye marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4105	blurry razor-sharp bumboozer marble	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4106	slick chamoisole	0		Moxie: +10
4107	double-galvanized moist blinking tumbling bitter pill	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 29
4108	hardened Sinatra's monstrous monocle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	maroon rock-hard musty moccasins of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	fuchsia shaking careful resourceful molten medallion	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	tumbling smartaleck's brazen bracelet of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	blinking family-friendly resourceful bitter bowtie	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	jittery chilly bewitching boots	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	energetic Socratic brainy rickety unicycle	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4117	arcane researcher's crusty hula hoop of the dark arts of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4118	squat rosewater-soaked greasy Coily&trade; of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
4119	yellow pulsating hardy Sinatra's school flying disc of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4120	tumbling double-paned Jim Carey's savvy lawn dart	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
4121	perfumed wagon of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
4122	yellow wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	zippy scorching dog trainer's crown-shaped beanie	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	pulsating prompt Socratic hopping socks of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4125	maroon stanky Oprah's forbidden poodle skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	inspector's supercharged letterman's jacket of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15
4127	auspicious lard-coated hardened slime hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	ghostly miser's MacGyver's brainy hardened slime pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	double-paned Annie Oakley's hardened slime belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	vaporized boot plant	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	practically non-alcoholic lousy sham champagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	polarized tempura air	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 40
4134	anodized altered green skewed pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 35
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	forbidden arcane researcher's savvy Bag o' Tricks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	purple a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	narrow a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	blue a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	asbestos-lined funny paper hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	double-liquefied gray spinning sand	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 54
4147	up-at-dawn charged magnet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	upside-down stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	huge quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	mirror spinning skewed lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	wet yellow huge dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	deionized tumbling Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 66
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	huge wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	bouncing gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	wobbly rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	tolerable pebblebr&auml;u	4	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	adequate rocky road ice cream	3	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	adjusted children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 16
4164	frozen modified green Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 63
4165	fuchsia Sherlock's Jim Carey's Staff of the Soupbone of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60
4166	huge red Voluminous Radio Pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	twirling dangerous Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	red MacGyver's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
4169	narrow blurry jittery 4-d camera	0		
4170	huge shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	lime green quilted rock helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	rock pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rock necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4175	pulsating spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	sugar shotgun of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	sage sugar shillelagh	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sugar shank of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	wool Da Vinci's thinker's sugar chapeau	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	smartaleck's sugar shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	pulsating blinking twirling sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	upside-down slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	twirling slime convention coupons	0		
4187	ribald slime convention pin	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	horrifying sugar shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	shaking greedy rave visor	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	red Jim Carey's baggy rave pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	skewed skewed pacifier necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	jittery sea lasso	0		
4199	lime green knitted stiffened Samson's sea cowboy hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	wobbly urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	huge Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	careful dance instructor's brand new key	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10
4207	mansplainer's dorsal fin	0		Monster Level: +15
4208	bouncing skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	inspector's brainy skate blade	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +15
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	collapsible baton of the cougar of bravery	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
4216	twirling groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	modified upside-down groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 68
4219	clever ruddy skate board	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20
4220	huge S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	Jack Frost's yield shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	upside-down unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	olive Star of Bravery of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	upside-down ice skate doll	0		
4233	blinking hacienda key	0		
4234	family-friendly pat&eacute; knife	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
4235	gray salt-shaker	0		
4236	pulsating can of sterno	0		
4237	bouncing banded cheese-slicer	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4238	decent skewed beef jerky	3	good	
4239	fireproof pipe wrench	0		Hot Resistance: +3
4240	concentrated modified maroon gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 17
4241	squat pulsating Newton's sleep mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	green sock garters of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4243	warmed mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 11
4244	huge squat slick leather-bound tome	0		Moxie: +10
4245	wobbly bookmark	0		
4246	pulsating ivory cue ball of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4247	artisanal practically non-alcoholic skewed maroon decanter of fine Scotch	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
4248	pickled ghostly mirror expensive cigar	1		
4249	teal ghostly tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	twirling squat fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	quantum vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 19
4253	triple-unsweetened diffused tarnished potion of speed	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 47
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	warmed tumbling ghostly sap	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	adequate chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	bad mulled cider	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	bouncing wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bark boxers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	slick bark beret	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	savvy bark bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
4267	gravedigger's Krakrox's Loincloth of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	ruddy sinister Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	careful weightlifter's Angelhair Culottes	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	Newman's Own Trousers of the bloodbag of doom	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	shaking censurious Jim Carey's Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	coward's Lederhosen of the Night of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	flattened vacuum-sealed Vulcanized ribbon candy	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	twirling Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	spinning bouncing frightening Rosewater's Underworld truncheon of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	huge smelly Staff of the Woodfire of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	wobbly zippy vibrating Underworld flail of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	narrow Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	purple healthy Mer-kin bunwig of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	flame-retardant energetic healthy crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	banded stylish crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	upside-down fortified arcane researcher's Mer-kin gladiator mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	chilly beefy Mer-kin scholar mask of doom	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	tumbling ghostly inspector's clever brainy Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	wobbly greedy Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	lard-coated electrified Mer-kin headguard of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	Mer-kin waistrope of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4290	sizzling Newton's Mer-kin facecowl of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +10
4291	bouncing Mer-kin thighguard of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4292	chaotic resourceful Mer-kin dodgeball of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	ghostly rock-hard extremely unsafe Mer-kin dragnet of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	huge rock-hard Mer-kin switchblade of temperance of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	tumbling crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	fuchsia chilly studded Ass-Stompers of Violence of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	aromatic Van der Graaf Brand of Violence of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	blinking smelly hale Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4300	scandalous nippy wicked Lens of Violence	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	steel-toed smartaleck's Pigsticker of Violence of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4302	Annie Oakley's slick Jodhpurs of Violence of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	Oprah's strapping Cold Stone of Hatred of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	Sherlock's flame-retardant Girdle of Hatred of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	lightning-fast sinister Staff of Simmering Hatred of doom	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
4306	greasy savvy cool Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	smelly cool Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
4308	toasty vibrating healthy Lens of Hatred	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	mirror studded padded smooth Treads of Loathing	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: 100, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	wobbly forbidden brainy Scepter of Loathing of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Cloathing
4311	brawny beefy Belt of Loathing of the brazier	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	ghostly tumbling executive banded boxer's Goggles of Loathing	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	blinking hardy Socratic Stick-Knife of Loathing of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cloathing
4314	squat ribald toasty Jeans of Loathing of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	horrifying Annual Ascot	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4316	banded sage Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	foul-smelling Annie Oakley's experienced Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	ghostly greasy dangerous thinker's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	Jeselnik's lion tamer's Windsor Pan of the Source of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	careful Newton's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	sharpshooter's MacGyver's studded The Trickster's Trikitixa of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	twirling inspector's asbestos-lined beefcake's Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	slick Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the dark arts of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	huge fireproof frightening Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of wisdom of the brute of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	nippy ruddy Da Vinci's Bling of the New Wave	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	ribald sinister La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	ghostly bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	normal bite-sized candy kneecapping stick	1	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	flavorless licorice garrote	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	zippy candy knuckles	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	decent jittery jawbruiser	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	chilled concentrated blurry green chocolate car	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	Jack Frost's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	reassuring plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	shaking lime green supercool plastic stocking mimic	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	forbidden plastic Don Crimbo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	banded plastic Crimbomination	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	polarized blurry Piddles	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	boiled BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	aerosolized galvanized pulsating pulsating Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	huge Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	huge leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	snow hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	wobbly flame-wreathed snow pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	experienced snow belly	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	lime green pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	cyan Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	huge A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	blinking narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	spoiled blurry blinking expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	bad fancy expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	triple-altered magnetized elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	adequate penguin focaccia bread	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	boozy acceptable herringcello	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	spirit-forward lousy blinking elven cellocello	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	twirling wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	skewed grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	shellacked throwing wrench	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pair of bolt cutters of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	Temple Grandin's speed limit shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	inspector's wholesome live wire	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	cool misfit dolly of the early riser	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	skewed shellacked misfit hobby horse of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	pulsating squat lightning-fast groovy misfit teddy bear	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	narrow baleful pocketwatch on a chain of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	ghostly coward's sinister cement sandals	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	mansplainer's night-vision goggles of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	wobbly careful peanut brittle shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	blurry mansplainer's MacGyver's Red Rover BB gun	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	upside-down wobbly flame-retardant red-and-green sweater	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	cyan Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	polarized triple-denatured Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	non-polymerized Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	modified Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	mirror Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	mirror shaking cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	smartaleck's cheese sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	cheese diaper of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	manspreader's cheese wheel	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	bouncing upside-down manspreader's cheese eye	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	Jeselnik's flame-wreathed shellacked Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	ghostly foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	bouncing The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	yummy quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	aged strong jittery Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	mirror colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	wobbly savvy sealhide leggings	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	blue wobbly occult sealhide cloak	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4418	sealhide buckler of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4419	educational sealhide whip	0		Experience: +1
4420	sealhide moccasins of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
4421	twirling sealhide gloves of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4422	blue sage sealhide belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
4423	huge green tumbling sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	aerosolized sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 25
4426	tumbling hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	blurry smartaleck's glowstick on a string	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Raveosity: +1
4429	up-at-dawn candy necklace	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	teddybear backpack of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	pickled denatured mirror teal invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	alkaline tarnished irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	ionized modified irritability potion	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	gray rosewater-soaked guard turtle shell	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	asbestos-lined crowbar	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4442	twirling frightening spaghetti cult rosary	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4443	blue twirling studded spaghetti cult mask	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	twirling sizzling spangly mariachi pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	spangly mariachi vest of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
4447	nasty spangly sombrero	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	modified Instant Karma	1	EPIC	Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 35
4449	tumbling painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	fireproof pointy hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	huge sizzling machetito	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	blurry Fonzie's lawnmower blade	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	The Landscaper's leafblower of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	shaking snowball	0		
4457	blinking snailmail bits	0		
4458	forbidden snailmail coif of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	avaricious snailmail breeches of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	narrow pulsating lion tamer's steel-toed snailmail hauberk	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +2
4461	altered altered seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 66
4462	activated anodized adjusted narrow chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 38
4463	altered chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 38
4464	improved chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 59
4465	frozen triple-corrupted maroon skewed chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 20
4466	anodized aerosolized maroon skewed chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 52
4467	flattened activated cyan chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 60
4468	lime green Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	blue BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	huge supercharged BRICKO hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	Usain Bolt's BRICKO pants	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	olive BRICKO sword of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	cyan BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	gray BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	pulsating executive BRICKO bulwark	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	squat BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	tumbling gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	bouncing BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	twirling broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	warmed blue recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 34
4498	quadruple-corrupted polarized recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 33
4499	pickled pressed recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 47
4500	super-magnetized recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 13
4501	improved bouncing recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 54
4502	irradiated activated recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 57
4503	dry improved recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	brainy heart of the volcano of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
4505	non-activated pickled purple Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 16
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	cyan Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	unsweetened denatured adjusted &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	pulsating ghostly reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	rotten huge walrus ice cream	7	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	moldy beautiful soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	toothsome immense shaking Humpty Dumplings	9	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	immense normal teal Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	7	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	mediocre missing wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	normal shaking matter custard	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	cold-filtered anodized diffused bouncing comfit?	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	twirling dance instructor's sage flamingo mallet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	gray narrow manspreader's personal trainer's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	family-friendly Da Vinci's wig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	normal donut	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	moldy small spinning cyan bucket of honey	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	gray spinning elephant stinger of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	miniature normal dragon snaps	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	reassuring resourceful snapdragon pistil	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	upside-down puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	normal rook cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	half-sized flavorless bishop cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	bland knight cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	snack-sized spoiled king cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	rotten queen cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	flame-retardant insane tophat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	wool helm of the knight of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	huge toasty baleful wristwatch of the knight	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	double-paned smelly trousers of the knight	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	wobbly Rosewater's tie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
4543	squat greedy tuxedo pants	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	huge pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	bouncing frosty detour shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	pulsating equal sign	0		
4559	blue record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	shaking hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	drinkable world's most unappetizing beverage	4	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	scorching slippery when wet shield	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	half-sized delicious raisin	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	fireproof banded flyest of shirts	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	immense decent bouncing a dance upon the palate	7	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	enchanted adequate blurry prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	4	good	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	twirling Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	special adequate spinning squirmy violent party snack	3	good	Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	steel-toed can-you-dig-it?	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	denatured triple-modified Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	careful school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	up-at-dawn ruddy T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	spoiled six wedges of goat cheese	3	crappy	
4585	squat collection of objects	0		
4586	bouncing teal boulder	0		
4587	maroon goth	0		
4588	mirror brown pixel	0		
4589	gray extremely unsafe pixel whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4590	pixel chain whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	family-friendly pixel morning star	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	bouncing pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	blurry map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	blinking bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	perfectly mixed plastic cup of beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	olive orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	moldy snack-sized sun-dried tofu	2	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	strong delicious pulsating soyburger juice	5	awesome	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	tumbling twirling respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	ghostly essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	non-oxidized essential soy	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	activated essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	red map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	Crown of Thrones of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	aged strong fuchsia Cinco Mayo Lager	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	narrow pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	pulsating plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	squat frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	blinking motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	cyan Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	purple ghostly Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	corrupted dry teal chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	tiny bland pawn cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	modified olive coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	cyan superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	plastic spider ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	Annie Oakley's plastic kazoo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	fuchsia flame-retardant inflatable baseball bat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	wobbly scandalous smelly googly-star hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	up-at-dawn perfumed googly-ball hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	red tumbling stylish googly-heart hat of the empath	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	purple lard-coated experienced super-sweet boom box	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	mirror Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	lard-coated horrifying resourceful sinister demon mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	purple smelly frosty streetfighting champion's belt of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	miser's Jeselnik's Space Trip safety headphones of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	ghostly razor-sharp LARP carp	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4641	lime green horrifying Sinatra's KoL Con Six Pack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +25
4642	prompt Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Adventures: +3
4643	studded rxr shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	shaking huge chilly rock-hard Juju Mojo Mask of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	space trooper helmet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	Jack Frost's savvy cool Meteoid ice beam	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	Jim Carey's MacGyver's baleful Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	olive Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	wobbly chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	red fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	aromatic supercool ironic knit cap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	purple ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	teal ironic battle spoon of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4655	olive avaricious studded boxer's ironic jogging shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	blurry zippy mole skin notebook	0		Initiative: +20
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	Socratic blackberry galoshes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
4660	wobbly pulsating curative trout fang of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	rotten poisonous caviar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	dry wet venom duct	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	teal lard-coated personal trainer's Ellsbury's skull	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	huge smartaleck's hot plate	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
4666	ribald MacGyver's imp unity ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10
4667	twirling aromatic Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Stench Resistance: +1
4668	spinning fuchsia occult observational glasses	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4669	padded hilarious comedy prop	0		Damage Absorption: +20
4670	olive upside-down blinking beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	delicious booze-soaked cherry	4	awesome	
4672	cyan skewed comfy pillow	0		
4673	snack-sized bland marshmallow	2	decent	
4674	snack-sized rotten sponge cake	2	crappy	
4675	drinkable gin-soaked blotter paper	3	good	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	inspector's pottery shield	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	asbestos-lined Herculean pottery hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	upside-down chilly quilted pottery training pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	rock-hard pottery club	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	sage pottery yo-yo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	green fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	jittery fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	wobbly fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	up-at-dawn personal trainer's Greatest American Pants of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	mansplainer's fossilized necklace	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	shaking spinning imp air	0		
4699	pulsating bus pass	0		
4700	narrow fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	blurry ghostly dance instructor's red-hot medallion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	teal blurry fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	gray E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	blinking jittery My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	red immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	narrow sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	squat tumbling popsicle stick	0		
4714	spoiled spinning lemon popsicle	3	crappy	
4715	delicious popsicle	3	awesome	
4716	bland immense wobbly strawberry popsicle	8	decent	
4717	yummy immense twirling liver popsicle	9	awesome	
4718	blinking spinning crafty mariachi hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Hollandaise helmet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	twirling organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	stale jumbo liver and let pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	normal badass pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	adequate miniature shoo-fish pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	stale miniature tumbling piping organ pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	tasty blue igloo pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	spoiled thick stomach turnover	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	flavorless thick dead lights pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	stale throbbing organ pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	blurry beefy stop shield	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	green nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	blurry kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	olive wobbly rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	censurious beer-soaked mop	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4738	tolerable day-old beer	4	good	
4739	triple-distilled lousy plain beer	8	decent	
4740	acceptable maroon blinking overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	good	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	pickled activated yellow PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 64
4745	dry huge Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 32
4746	double-chilled concentrated blurry Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 11
4747	adequate miniature bone meal	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	mediocre watered-down bone aperitif	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	narrow clever bonerang	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	smelly bone and arrows	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	therapeutic boning knife	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	wobbly twirling fireproof bone crusher	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	jittery bone spurs of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	sizzling dangerous bonedanna	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	green knitted foul-smelling boneana hammock	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	green bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	double-energized red jittery candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	narrow Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	squat packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	upside-down huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	snack-sized rotten twirling pumpkin pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	bad pumpkin beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	diffused anodized skewed pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	spinning pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	Newton's shin gourds of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	shaking Tesla wholesome personal trainer's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	gray pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	mirror Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	toothsome diet CRIMBCOIDS mints	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	normal lime green CRIMBCOLOAF	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	toothsome enchanted shaking circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	banded plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	shaking Samson's plastic fax machine	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	plastic hobo elf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	spinning Annie Oakley's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	wool plastic Best Game Ever	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	gray huge hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	wobbly maroon S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	shaking robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	squat robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	tumbling robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	spinning robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	spoiled triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	normal small square CRIMBCOOKIE	2	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	censurious personal trainer's Sinatra's bindlestocking	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	blinking razor-sharp sage Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	groovy Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	pulsating careful Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	ghostly grievous wizardly Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	squat inspector's wool Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	moist chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	tumbling tumbling gift-a-pult of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	energized holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	blurry Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	lime green paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	wobbly bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	gravedigger's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	shaking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	tumbling narrow photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	blue deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	up-at-dawn occult paperclip-on tie of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	greedy savvy paperclip pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	scandalous groovy paperclip turban of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	skewed Annie Oakley's paperclip cape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	jittery spinning photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	dry chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	diffused irradiated cyan bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	irradiated triple-activated incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	super-modified improved denatured olive myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	ghostly CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	acceptable CRIMBCO wine	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	gray tumbling Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	ghostly huge toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	gigantic spoiled toe jam toast	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	purple traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	stale traffic jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal upside-down space jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	activated activated motivational poster	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	mirror BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	yummy festive sausage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	snack-sized adequate holiday cheese log	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	jittery aromatic therapeutic BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	asbestos-lined BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	jittery inspector's BGE pocket calendar	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	blue BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	MacGyver's BGE plastic toy	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	smartaleck's stapler bear	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	Oprah's adhesive tape dolly	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	educational scissor duck	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	spinning jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	twirling sharpshooter's Seven Loco of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	blinking Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	knitted Loathing Legion necktie	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	Socratic Loathing Legion knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	bouncing careful Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Loathing Legion can opener of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	jittery Annie Oakley's Loathing Legion chainsaw of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	olive smooth Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	ghostly Jack Frost's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	narrow jittery Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	family-friendly Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	gray sinister Loathing Legion double prism	0		Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	blue Loathing Legion tape measure of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	resourceful Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	red Loathing Legion abacus of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	yellow Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	cyan lion tamer's Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	studded Loathing Legion hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	wobbly a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	upside-down time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	flavorless blurry Knob jelly donut	4	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	cyan Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	diffused unsweetened moist weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 32
4950	galvanized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 56
4951	flimsy clipboard of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4952	denatured pickled fuchsia wobbly baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 54
4953	upside-down shellacked Newton's whalebone corset	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
4954	maroon spinning executive oven mitts	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
4955	thick flavorless overcookie	5	decent	
4956	stale squat philosopher's scone	3	decent	
4957	colloidal skewed squat half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 61
4958	shaking arcane researcher's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4959	normal bite-sized bouncing Knob nuts	1	good	
4960	aged jittery Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	awesome	
4961	mirror Subject 37 file	0		
4962	spinning steel-toed Sinatra's mysterious lapel pin	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
4963	spinning state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	huge Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	squat Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	twirling Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	jittery Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	green Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	pulsating Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	cyan Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	pulsating Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	twirling ghostly Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	narrow Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	jittery tumbling Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	blurry Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	bouncing wobbly Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	blinking Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	ghostly gray Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	spinning Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	jittery Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	skewed spinning Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	occult card sleeve	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	small bland wasabi pocky	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	massive adequate tobiko pocky	9	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	adequate fancy upside-down natto pocky	4	good	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	acceptable wasabi-infused sake	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	spirit-forward delicious tobiko-infused sake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	acceptable natto-infused sake	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	denatured magnetized energized lime green wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	improved mirror tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	irradiated twirling natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	anodized anodized super-oxidized elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	high-proof mediocre twirling marshmallow flamb&eacute;	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	mediocre cranberry schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	drinkable breaded beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	tolerable soy cordial	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	supercharged dangerous boxer's astral bludgeon	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
5029	groovy astral shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10
5030	purple wool horrifying Jack Frost's astral chapeau	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	narrow Jack Frost's veiny arcane researcher's astral bracer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
5032	fuchsia narrow blinking sizzling hale astral longbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5033	energetic curative thinker's astral shorts	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	greedy crafty astral mace of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
5035	spinning tumbling Temple Grandin's wholesome astral trousers of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	squat ribald sinister brawny astral ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
5037	Lo Pan's grievous Socratic astral statuette	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30
5038	olive family-friendly smooth astral pistol of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
5039	green ghostly narrow Jim Carey's curative astral mask	0		Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5040	green astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	foul-smelling energetic astral shirt of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
5042	spinning sizzling shellacked astral belt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10
5043	adequate cyan astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	practically non-alcoholic tolerable astral pilsner	1	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	gray Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	perfumed forbidden occult double-ice cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: 75, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	mirror wobbly dance instructor's personal trainer's double-ice box of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +60, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	squat scandalous manspreader's personal trainer's double-ice britches	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	upside-down handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	ghostly obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	triple-concentrated spinning Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	extra-galvanized tarnished non-improved skewed Red Pill	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	bouncing skewed mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	narrow green voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	tumbling spinning lime green shaking the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	tiny normal spaghetti con calaveras	1	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	ghostly s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	adequate massive popcorn	8	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	rotten half-sized special chaos popcorn	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	chilly razor-sharp experienced hole	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	flavorless spinning s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	blurry skewed diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Russian Ice	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	skewed fortified lanyard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	Jeselnik's monster pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	jittery box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	quantum polarized pulsating Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	executive quilted Van der Graaf helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	narrow narrow hale crutch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	Samson's shock belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	alkaline tarnished pressed Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	narrow baleful rubber band gun	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	sharpshooter's pin-stripe slacks	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	squat rock-hard gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	irradiated flattened correction fluid	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	rosewater-soaked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	padded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	beefy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	supercool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	forbidden Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	skewed healthy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	spinning greasy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	cool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	auspicious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	upside-down strapping Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	grievous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	dry willyweed	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	deionized triple-nitrogenated altered fuchsia Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	vacuum-sealed irradiated extra-polarized maroon fish juice box	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	shaking hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Jeppson's Malort	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	Tesla stress ball	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Ultracolor&trade; shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	mirror blurry My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	narrow skewed hedge trimmers	0		
5116	narrow lime green A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	ghostly reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	red bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	Jeselnik's thinker's Admiral's hat of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	flame-wreathed mansplainer's brawny aviator's cap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	skewed sharpshooter's resourceful mirrored aviator shades	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	jittery Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	upside-down Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	bouncing Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	blue Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	activated pressed Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	rotten elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	mediocre upside-down elven squeeze	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	mirror carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dried narrow astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	pulsating E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	green pulsating handful of honey	0		
5145	denatured upside-down gray honeypot	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 66
5146	toothsome half-sized wild honey pie	2	awesome	
5147	triple-distilled artisanal honey mead	6	EPIC	
5148	teal ribald honey dipper of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10
5149	scandalous sizzling Socratic honeybritches	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	gravedigger's Temple Grandin's honeycap of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	Jim Carey's Moonthril Circlet	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	censurious Moonthril Greaves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	rosy-cheeked Moonthril Flamberge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Moonthril Longbow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	quilted Moonthril Cuirass	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	aromatic plush alielf	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	triple-polarized Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	horrifying plush dogcat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	Sinatra's plush hamsterpus	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	hardy plush ferrelf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	blinking healthy plush alien hamsterpus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	maroon educational plush mutated alielf	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	blinking Sinatra's plush mutated alielephant of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	squat experienced girl	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	ghostly synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	quadruple-Vulcanized polarized jittery transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	wobbly Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	jittery Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	jittery yellow elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	practically non-alcoholic acceptable spinning spinning Saison du Lune	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	watered-down enchanted tolerable Moonthril Schnapps	2	good	Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	aged weak mirror Wrecked Generator	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	enchanted normal Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	good	Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	bland small Crepes a la Lune	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	snack-sized stale ghostly Moon Pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	frozen bouncing Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	ionized non-adjusted Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	galvanized triple-boiled green 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	tumbling Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	polymerized deionized ghostly honey stick	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 33
5189	galvanized mirror double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	Usain Bolt's knitted smooth Operation Patriot Shield	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	mirror squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	enhanced ghostly corrupted data	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	upside-down exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	wobbly medical-grade Great S-Cape	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	spinning Sinatra's Marvelous Unitard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	vaporized twirling gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	mixed olive twirling beastly paste	1	decent	Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	powdered tumbling paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	distilled ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	mixed greasy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	pickled gray bug paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	pickled hippy paste	1	good	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	modified orc paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	powdered demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dehydrated red indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	distilled bouncing blinking paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dried ghostly pulsating goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	modified pirate paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	powdered chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	twisted twirling paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dried shaking mirror teal Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	compressed blinking blue slimy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	dried penguin paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	powdered mirror elemental paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	dried mirror cosmic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	twisted wobbly hobo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	mixed olive Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	wobbly fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	fancy spoiled spinning Ur-Donut	4	crappy	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	perfectly mixed bucket of wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	super-sized decent bouncing ultrafondue	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	mirror unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	red ghostly borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	Herculean shining halo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	skewed skewed friendly furry halo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	frosty halo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Lumineux Limnio	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	fancy aged spinning Morto Moreto	4	awesome	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	tolerable triple-distilled Temps Tempranillo	8	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	watered-down aged bouncing Bordeaux Marteaux	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	artisanal Fromage Pinotage	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	mediocre weak twirling Beignet Milgranet	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	irresponsibly strong tolerable squat ghostly Muschat	10	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	toothsome cool jelly donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	stale shrapnel jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	spoiled low-calorie occult jelly donut	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	spoiled thyme jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	adequate thick danish	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	delicious smashed danish	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	bland squat fuchsia forbidden danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	diet spoiled cool cat claw	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	miniature tasty blunt cat claw	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	spoiled blinking shadowy cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	stale blue cheezburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	adequate toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	altered potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	polymerized too legit potion	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	polymerized blinking blue tumbling Bright Water	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	magnetized cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	Vulcanized pressed graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	frozen warmed blue cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	chilled potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	cold-filtered aerosolized potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	diffused non-wet bouncing blinking potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	deionized moist potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	non-dry potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	twirling bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	cyan pulsating huge chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	supercool hammerus	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	educational blunt icepick	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	stylish fluorescent lightbulb	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	squat rock-hard educational blammer	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	squat clock-cleaning hammer of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	Annie Oakley's dethklok	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	shaking glacial clock of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	mirror Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	spinning d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	maroon upside-down d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	blurry d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	blinking newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	olive dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	massive bland phish stick	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	sharpshooter's Van der Graaf Samson's plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	huge Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	frightening Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	upside-down fireproof extremely unsafe Sinatra's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	resourceful Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	weightlifter's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	squat chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	maroon spinning shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	mirror funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	adjusted extra-ionized teal ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	deionized skewed necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	pickled bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	dry twirling whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	denatured wobbly press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	extra-deionized moist liquefied Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	vacuum-sealed Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	dry cyan Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	ionized corrupted huge Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	enhanced wet Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	perfectly mixed huge Ecto-Cooler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	tolerable Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	perfectly mixed Blood Light	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	perfectly mixed Silver Bullet beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	triple-distilled drinkable Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	10	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	squat ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	vacuum-sealed non-enhanced sorority brain	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	pressed cold-filtered tumbling Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	corrupted drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	padded extra-see-thru nightie	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	foul-smelling fortified BRAINS shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	mirror steel-toed Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	ghostly scrunchie of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	censurious sinister extremely skinny jeans	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	tumbling toasty Jim Carey's The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	jittery stanky Fonzie's The Necbromancer's Stein of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	lightning-fast nippy The Necbromancer's Shorts of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	jittery knitted hardened The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	twirling twirling The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	artisanal enchanted The Cooler Out of Space	3	EPIC	Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	narrow olive The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	extra-anodized Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	tumbling jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	narrow Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	narrow blinking blue Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	jittery Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	pulsating The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	upside-down CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	narrow Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	blue stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	sage plastic trollipop	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	medical-grade plastic Fudge Wizard	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	forbidden plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	skewed Annie Oakley's plastic colollilossus	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	tumbling smelly manspreader's plastic Big Candy	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	blinking huge The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	denatured tumbling groose grease	1	good	Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	jittery lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	squat pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	skewed upside-down tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	shaking kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ridiculous belt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	toasty ridiculous earring	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	horrifying ridiculous sunglasses	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	flavorless ridiculous sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	drinkable ridiculous cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	zombie monkey necklace of the sewer of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
5392	upside-down Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	extra-flattened pulsating peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	adequate peppermint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	red peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	narrow peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	skewed candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	blinking occult candy cane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	cyan Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	squat rosewater-soaked greasy cane-mail shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	greedy scorching cane-mail pants of horror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	delicious Vodka Matryoshka	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	perfectly mixed Gin Mint	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	acceptable Tequiz Navidad	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	irresponsibly strong artisanal Mint Yulep	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed triple-distilled Crimbojito	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	delicious Sangria de Menthe	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	upside-down mirror candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	wobbly licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	electrified licorice root	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	activated enhanced tumbling banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	dry pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	pressed lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	adjusted kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	anodized upside-down strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	occult bananarama bangle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	personal trainer's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	blue upside-down brawny tourmalime tourniquet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	kumquartz ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	fireproof strawberyl necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	mirror flame-wreathed sucker bucket of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	blinking skewed personal trainer's sucker hakama	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	weightlifter's sucker kabuto	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	quilted sucker tachi	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	shaking cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	mirror grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	anodized galvanized fudge lily	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	shaking superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	extra-galvanized alkaline electrified olive fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	enchanted flavorless half-sized fuchsia fudgesicle	2	decent	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	unsweetened devilish folio	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	blinking clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	blurry avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	purple gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	narrow gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	dry pickled ghostly Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	spoiled fudge bunny	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	mirror fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	jittery lime green chilly slick fudgecycle of the sewer	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	tumbling fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	ghostly Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	pickled cold-filtered frozen resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	oxidized anodized resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	denatured wobbly upside-down resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	corrupted alkaline resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	ionized super-deionized resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	aerosolized diffused twirling resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	enhanced dry warmed resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	triple-flattened resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	polymerized ghostly resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	chilled blurry bouncing gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	super-improved wet denatured ghostly bouncing gummi snake	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	Vulcanized anodized squat gummi canary	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	flavorless enchanted gummi bear	3	decent	Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	adequate upside-down gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	bland cyan gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	delicious bouncing drunki-bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	huge spoiled drunki-bear	10	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	moldy super-sized drunki-bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	frightening gummi bowtie	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	pulsating fudge pocket square of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	huge lollipop cufflinks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	spinning trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	mirror belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	jittery trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	narrow ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	anodized warmed gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	colloidal narrow gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	aerosolized unsweetened gray gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	mirror perfumed Big Candy's tophat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	green Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	bouncing Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	skewed blessed box	0		
5505	tumbling pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	stale teal jerky coins	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	bad distilled enchanted Go-Wassail	5	decent	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	cold-filtered double-liquefied Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	unsweetened quadruple-frozen polarized bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	dry flattened wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	blue pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	narrow pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pulsating blue pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	anodized unsweetened Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	ghostly skewed do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	adequate miniature berries of suffering	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	adjusted anodized huge baobab sap	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	blinking cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	pressed dry blinking Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	enchanted mediocre blurry Barulio's bottle	3	decent	Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	improved jittery Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	wobbly half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	unsweetened desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	jittery pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	censurious personal trainer's Leapin' Trousers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5544	drinkable bouncing eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	thick adequate huge wobbly hamhock	5	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	wobbly The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	narrow Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	blue Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	bouncing Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	blinking narrow green The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	green squat tumbling Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	wholesome Trusty	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	denatured denatured fireclutch	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 15
5556	Newton's Rain-Doh wings of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	blurry Lo Pan's brawny Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	educational brainy Rain-Doh lantern	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	mirror auspicious Rain-Doh violet bo of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	narrow Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	tasty twirling PB&BP	3	awesome	
5566	rotten club sandwich	4	crappy	
5567	huge normal blinking corned-beef Reuben	7	good	
5568	spinning gray frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	huge dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	jittery loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	blurry Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	spirit-forward aged fancy Drac & Tan	5	awesome	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	lousy strong tumbling Transylvania Sling	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	lousy practically non-alcoholic Shot of the Living Dead	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	tolerable Buttery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	bad weak Slippery Knob	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	weak hand-crafted Flaming Knob	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	bad extra-dry green Grasshopper	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	aged irresponsibly strong Locust	6	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	acceptable Plague of Locusts	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	boozy aged pulsating Red Dwarf	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	enchanted mediocre Golden Mean	4	decent	Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	perfectly mixed fortified Green Giant	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	artisanal Aye Aye	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	drinkable shaking Aye Aye, Captain	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	high-proof perfectly mixed Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	smooth tumbling Humanitini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	drinkable weak More Humanitini than Humanitini	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	drinkable Oh, the Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	hand-crafted Great Older Fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	spirit-forward hand-crafted Fuzzy Tentacle	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	smooth lime green spinning Crazymaker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	perfectly mixed Zoodriver	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	artisanal watered-down blinking Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	weak special tolerable jittery Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	good	Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	perfectly mixed boozy Suffering Sinner	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	drinkable upside-down Suppurating Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	tolerable Sizzling Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	perfectly mixed bouncing Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Earth and Firewater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	artisanal boozy Earth, Wind and Firewater	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	spirit-forward mediocre Slimosa	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	delicious Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	acceptable practically non-alcoholic skewed Slimebite	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	fancy acceptable triple-distilled Cement Mixer	9	good	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	tolerable lime green Jackhammer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	bad Dump Truck	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	aged spirit-forward Fauna Libre	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	smooth Chakra Libre	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	hand-crafted boozy huge Aura Libre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	bad Sazerorc	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	artisanal huge Sazuruk-hai	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	acceptable Flaming Sazerorc	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	aged Green Velvet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	bad blue Green Muslin	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	mediocre strong Green Burlap	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	artisanal squat Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	delicious Moonshine Mohobo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	weak perfectly mixed Flaming Mohobo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	lousy Drunken Philosopher	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	mediocre watered-down jittery skewed Drunken Neurologist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	tolerable fuchsia Drunken Astrophysicist	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	triple-distilled bad Dark & Starry	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	watered-down drinkable Black Hole	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	spirit-forward drinkable Event Horizon	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	artisanal Herring Daiquiri	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	watered-down lousy Herring Wallbanger	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	bad Herringtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	smooth gray Lollipop Drop	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	acceptable Candy Alexander	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	hand-crafted Candicaine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	perfectly mixed fortified spinning lime green Caipiranha	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	strong acceptable Flying Caipiranha	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	acceptable Flaming Caipiranha	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	smooth weak blinking Punchplanter	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	lousy high-proof Doublepunchplanter	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Haymaker	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	squat Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	immense flavorless fungus	7	decent	
5642	skewed gray poisoned dart	0		
5643	frozen tumbling stone wool	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 30
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	weightlifter's calendar	0		Muscle: +15
5648	Boris's Helm of the brute of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	sizzling staph of homophones of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Alters Page Text
5650	Lo Pan's savvy thinker's Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	flavorless nailswurst	4	decent	
5655	smooth weak used beer	2	awesome	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	tumbling blinking fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	purple slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	rock-hard insulting hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	red pulsating mansplainer's offensive moustache	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
5661	lard-coated hairshirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5662	tumbling maroon Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	bouncing pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	blinking mirror shaking How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	teal club	0		
5670	spoiled fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	crappy	
5671	bad watered-down slap and slap again	2	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	pickled watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 45
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	fuchsia wobbly friendly Ze&trade; goggles	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	jittery skewed soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	Jeselnik's Rosewater's stylish swimsuit	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	twirling lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	bland P.B.L.T.	4	decent	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	shaking BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	skewed bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	beefcake's UV monocular	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	huge wholesome quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
5693	wobbly phase-tuned shield generator belt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
5694	huge Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	tumbling frosty bugbear detector	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	tumbling 1 Meat	0		
5698	family-friendly nasty The Lost Glasses	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5699	jittery The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	twirling skewed green Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	wobbly mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	purple wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	resourceful occult wax hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	double-paned scorching wax pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	bouncing FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	magnetized drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	bouncing Annie Oakley's beefy fireman's helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	wobbly gravedigger's fire axe	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	Jeselnik's curative fire extinguisher of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	ghostly Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	decent FDKOL hotcakes	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	squat smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	spoiled small fiery wing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	bouncing avaricious inspector's wings of fire	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	purple pulsating FDKOL fire hose of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	vacuum-sealed ionized cyan bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	wobbly molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	jittery skewed hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	blue spinning toasty hot daub bun of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	ghostly chilly therapeutic hot daub stand	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	tumbling hardy foot-long hot daub of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	bland angst burger	3	decent	
5731	fortified enchanted tolerable bouncing 5-hour acrimony	5	good	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 10
5732	upside-down blank note	0		
5733	pulsating eerily silent box	0		
5734	miniature rotten forbidden sausage	2	crappy	
5735	horrifying Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	wet polarized skewed Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 44
5737	pressed skewed daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	ghostly Camp Scout backpack of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	adequate bag of GORP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	drinkable water purification pills	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	weak perfectly mixed CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	spoiled huge bag of GORF	8	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	flavorless bag of QWOP	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	warmed denatured mirror CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	weak aged red wobbly CSA cheerfulness ration	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	massive spoiled crappy brain	7	crappy	
5753	tasty miniature pulsating decent brain	2	awesome	
5754	toothsome small good brain	2	awesome	
5755	rotten boss brain	4	crappy	
5756	half-sized normal hunter brain	2	good	
5758	squat green gravedigger's thinker's Staff of Holiday Sensations of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	perfumed staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
5760	bouncing blurry educational staff of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Initiative: +100
5761	wobbly avaricious grievous beefy Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	censurious Superhero Reboots of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5764	executive fuzzy busby of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	medical-grade fuzzy earmuffs of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	wobbly teal Tesla Herculean supercool fuzzy montera	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	upside-down Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	twirling gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	resourceful deadly Barney's rake	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50
5778	adequate skewed idiot brain	3	good	
5779	bouncing spinning greasy keel-haulin' knife	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
5780	savvy ice cream scoop	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
5781	perfectly mixed ghostly soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	EPIC	
5782	skewed morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	shaking smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	skewed upside-down lime green smelly right bear arm of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	blinking fireproof coward's left bear arm of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	bouncing arcane researcher's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
5794	denatured oxidized Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 33
5795	extra-anodized spinning Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 22
5796	oxidized concentrated huge Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 23
5797	chilled nitrogenated irradiated cyan Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 12
5798	warmed narrow Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 11
5799	pickled narrow eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 67
5800	chilled wet Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 56
5801	quadruple-frozen shaking pulsating lime green Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 40
5802	concentrated moist perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 69
5803	electrified concentrated squat White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 50
5804	electrified Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 54
5805	Vulcanized blinking squat bouncing breath mint	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 38
5806	alkaline muesli	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 51
5807	dry glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 16
5808	unsweetened double-alkaline pulsating glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
5809	energized dry purple Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 34
5810	moist pulsating Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 30
5811	vacuum-sealed modified cold-filtered tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 13
5812	modified skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 52
5813	nitrogenated smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 40
5814	polymerized unsweetened blob of acid	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 21
5815	energized super-irradiated flayed mind	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 49
5816	oxidized double-corrupted boiled kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 14
5817	ionized corrupted unsweetened forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 68
5818	triple-irradiated ionized huge Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 39
5819	pickled pressed blinking gray gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 49
5820	corrupted deionized bull blubber	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 64
5821	boiled pressed extra-Vulcanized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 60
5822	polymerized gazely stare	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 38
5823	alkaline alkaline canopic jar	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 46
5824	non-electrified maroon clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 24
5825	dry colloidal olive Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 58
5826	nitrogenated Vulcanized cyan zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 63
5827	flattened skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 19
5828	enhanced improved gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 69
5829	magnetized lime green jittery janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 33
5830	double-warmed boiled pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 26
5831	anodized extra-improved unsweetened skewed skewed pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 50
5832	anodized modified secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 69
5833	non-polymerized cyan brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 51
5834	moist quadruple-improved twirling teal spinning holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 27
5835	cold-filtered super-vacuum-sealed ghostly scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61
5836	non-oxidized double-dry embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 46
5837	anodized Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 25
5838	double-activated jittery Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 14
5839	ionized triple-adjusted ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 50
5840	adjusted dry Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 26
5841	tarnished A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 52
5842	flattened super-concentrated toothbrush	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 12
5843	adjusted electrified twirling pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 62
5844	non-unsweetened non-alkaline una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 18
5845	electrified liquefied quantum compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 29
5846	super-moist huge salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 62
5847	colloidal twirling unholy water	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 22
5848	quantum pulsating Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 57
5849	colloidal adjusted alkaline handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 17
5850	vacuum-sealed space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 27
5851	cold-filtered polymerized maroon spinning temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 49
5852	double-polymerized electrified oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 39
5853	modified stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 15
5854	double-adjusted BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 32
5855	ionized ionized Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 33
5856	electrified quadruple-ionized huge Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 36
5857	quantum frozen lime green grey cube	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 56
5858	diffused Vulcanized votive candle	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 58
5859	moist nitrogenated double-tarnished booby trap	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 19
5860	unsweetened Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 55
5861	moist non-magnetized good ash	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 29
5862	wobbly Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	mirror papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	pickled upside-down papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	polymerized liquefied cold-filtered ghostly papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	adjusted papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	hale savvy papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	auspicious papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the detective	0		Item Drop: 30, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	shaking stanky smelly papier-masque	0		Stench Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	cool papier-mitre of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	teal groovy papier-m&acirc;churidars of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	squat papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	mirror papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	bouncing papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Rainbow Jello Mould of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
5879	blurry Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	horrifying Herculean skeleton skis of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	stale cyan skeleton quiche	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	ghostly skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	upside-down manspreader's Tesla Sinatra's experienced Bonestabber	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	extra-dry fancy mediocre crystal skeleton vodka	5	decent	Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	double-paned auxiliary backbone	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	boiled adjusted narrow fuchsia that gum you like	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 15
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	cyan canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	compressed Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	upside-down upside-down jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	lime green wobbly tumbling jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	narrow jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	purple jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	gray jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	mirror jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	shaking pixel energy tank	0		
5908	shaking ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	censurious friendly wedding ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
5910	upside-down deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	knitted wholesome Solstice Shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
5913	dry ionized mirror candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	double-frozen diffused sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	aerosolized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	alkaline concentrated moist sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	tarnished liquefied skewed cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	spinning plastic animelf of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	wobbly frosty plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	fuchsia steel-toed plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	purple frosty plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	lime green Samson's plastic MechaElf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	blinking plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	spinning electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	ghostly BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	upside-down BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	ghostly sinister brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	purple avaricious fireproof plastic four-shadowed mime of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	crafty plastic Bugbear Captain of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	hardened Herculean plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	Fonzie's smooth plastic Lord Flameface	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	plastic Beebee King of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	lime green beefy plastic Queen Bee	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	rock-hard plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	lime green plastic Clancy the Minstrel of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	forbidden plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	twirling plastic spiderbugbear of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	gray squat frosty plastic peacannon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	plastic the Free Man of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	plastic fire servant of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	nippy plastic mumblebee	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	hardened plastic moneybee	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	wobbly bouncing studded plastic beebee gunners	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	frosty plastic beebee queue	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	fuchsia banded plastic buzzerker	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	educational plastic bee swarm	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	yellow shaking quilted plastic batbugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	plastic bugaboo	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	huge sizzling plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	experienced plastic ops bugbear	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	plastic hypodermic bugbear of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	fuchsia stiffened plastic cavebugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	huge slick plastic Scott the Miner	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	therapeutic plastic angry space marine	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	padded plastic Father McGruber	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	yellow frightening plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	bouncing plastic blazing bat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	mirror flame-retardant arcane researcher's electronic dulcimer pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	olive skewed A-Boo clue	0		
5965	tumbling therapeutic Frown Exerciser of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	wobbly soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	mirror soul coin	0		
5969	narrow soul knife	0		
5970	brawny soul mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	narrow miser's padded silent beret of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	jumbo normal slice of pizza	5	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	purple huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	fuchsia star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	hand-crafted spirit-forward tankard of ale	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	ghostly vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	mirror tumbling asbestos-lined slick cloth cap of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	Jeselnik's frosty wizardly iron dagger	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	toothsome hamburger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	shaking dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	blurry squat potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	watered-down delicious bottle of wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	squat smelly toasty dog trainer's iron helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	shaking cyan chaotic thinker's steel sword of the detective	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	adequate super-sized fuchsia whole roasted chicken	5	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	lime green upside-down massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	perfectly mixed shining goblet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	nasty friendly dangerous crown	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	pulsating fuchsia personal trainer's sword of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	Oprah's supercharged stylish Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: 80, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	aromatic steel-toed studded Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	cyan steel-toed Newton's Sword of Dark Omens of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	narrow Van der Graaf wicked slick Shield of Icy Fate	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	pulsating auspicious steel-toed Socratic Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	double-paned chilly electrified Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	cyan sizzling sinister brainy Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	tumbling greasy Belt of Howling Anger of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	blinking jittery Annie Oakley's logging hatchet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
6011	orc wrist of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6012	tumbling freshwater pearl necklace of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
6013	double-paned orcish stud-finder of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5
6014	up-at-dawn screwing pooch	0		Adventures: +5
6015	anodized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 57
6016	polarized quantum orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 66
6017	concentrated boiled aerosolized blurry upside-down orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 50
6018	drinkable backwoods screwdriver	3	good	
6019	upside-down upside-down blue loadstone of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6020	Jeselnik's veiny Claybender glasses	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6021	ghostly yellow ruddy padded Duskwalker fangs	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6022	bouncing Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	huge vibrating Whoompa Fur Pants of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	ghostly avaricious Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Meat Drop: +30
6025	boiled blue Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 21
6026	skewed ghostly Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	bouncing Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	bouncing T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	mirror dress pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	blue reassuring badge of authority	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6032	mirror chaotic motorcycle boots of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
6033	chilly stolen necklace of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
6034	frosty ruddy troll britches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	non-diffused lime green vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 25
6036	triple-distilled mediocre artisanal limoncello	6	decent	
6037	bouncing ginger ale	0		
6038	toothsome incredible pizza	3	awesome	
6039	up-at-dawn oil cap of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	chilly educational oil lamp	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5
6041	cool oil slacks	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	oil pan of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	purple Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	blue narrow BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	avaricious padded Misty Cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +30
6048	huge Usain Bolt's curative Misty Robe	0		Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6049	greedy MacGyver's clever Misty Cape	0		Maximum MP: 120, Meat Drop: +20
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	decent cyan Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	lousy triple-distilled Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	liquefied aerosolized teal shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	fuchsia psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	Jim Carey's Sinatra's Meatcleaver	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	wobbly wobbly flame-retardant Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	purple extremely unsafe Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	jittery therapeutic Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	gravedigger's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	squat clever Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	clever Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	blue twirling goblin collarbone	0		
6067	rosy-cheeked healthy Truthsayer	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	green goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	unsweetened flattened boiled haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	triple-polymerized shaking yellow shaking magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	pickled electrified super-adjusted 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	fancy delicious McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3	awesome	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	small toothsome haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	mansplainer's haggis socks	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	narrow magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Jeselnik's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	jittery curative Microplushie: Hippylase	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	rosy-cheeked Microplushie: Bropane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	yellow Microplushie: Sororitrate of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	avaricious Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	blinking lion tamer's Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	skewed occult Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	upside-down coward's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	fortified Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	shaking experienced Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	sharpshooter's Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	green gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	energetic Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	blurry homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	bouncing blue sinister wicked Ginsu&trade;	0		Spell Damage: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bouncing bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	skewed gray zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	mirror zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bouncing bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	artisanal Chinese beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	purple rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	jittery furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	improved bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	ghostly dangerous novelty tattoo sleeves of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	huge furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	electrified makeshift yakuza mask	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	ghostly battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	occult grievous White Dragon Fang of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	butterfly knife of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	cyan tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	Da Vinci's weighted paperclip chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	olive great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	sizzling rubber gloves	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	blinking Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	rotten huge purple roasted duck	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	bland dead meat bun	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	teal healthy cat collar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	stiffened suspicious-looking fedora of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	tumbling Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	fuchsia Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	ghostly carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	decent half-sized skewed green carrot cake	2	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	tolerable carrot claret	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	compressed carrot juice	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	skewed pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	red flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	reassuring Byte of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	squat smooth anger blaster	0		Moxie: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	padded doubt cannon	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	medical-grade fear condenser	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	upside-down Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	shaking chaotic crafty commodore's hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	aromatic naval trousers	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	double-paned deck cannon of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	energetic ornamental sextant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	zippy auspicious Bloodbath	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	drinkable fancy Hundred Headed IPA	4	good	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	normal thick shaking chum	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	irradiated squat crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 21
6172	pressed shaking candy crayons	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	wobbly asbestos-lined baleful pixel grappling hook	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
6174	jittery maroon GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	bouncing cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	gray cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	yellow cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	nasty flame-wreathed wizardly Jarlsberg's hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
6185	bland consummate hard-boiled egg	3	decent	
6186	small decent lime green consummate fried egg	2	good	
6187	bland small lime green consummate egg salad	2	decent	
6188	spoiled ghostly consummate bagel	3	crappy	
6189	big adequate consummate sliced bread	5	good	
6190	decent cyan consummate hot dog bun	4	good	
6191	tasty consummate brownie	4	awesome	
6192	decent consummate toast	3	good	
6193	watered-down drinkable shaking passable stout	2	good	
6194	bland yellow consummate soup	3	decent	
6195	rotten half-sized maroon narrow bouncing consummate corn chips	2	crappy	
6196	moldy consummate salad	4	crappy	
6197	decent snack-sized consummate salsa	2	good	
6198	spoiled bouncing consummate sauerkraut	4	crappy	
6199	thick bland yellow blurry consummate cheese slice	5	decent	
6200	normal big cyan consummate melted cheese	5	good	
6201	low-calorie normal consummate bacon	1	good	
6202	snack-sized flavorless consummate meatloaf	2	decent	
6203	decent consummate steak	4	good	
6204	massive normal consummate cuts	6	good	
6205	spoiled special consummate frankfurter	4	crappy	Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 20
6206	yummy consummate french fries	3	awesome	
6207	miniature decent consummate baked potato	2	good	
6208	bad acceptable vodka	3	decent	
6209	bland tiny consummate ice cream	1	decent	
6210	decent consummate whipped cream	3	good	
6211	decent consummate cream	3	good	
6212	delicious blinking consummate strawberries	3	awesome	
6213	thick bland consummate sorbet	5	decent	
6214	weak mediocre adequate rum	2	decent	
6215	tolerable practically non-alcoholic ghostly mediocre lager	1	good	
6216	stale immaculate grilled cheese	3	decent	
6217	stale immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	decent	
6218	small spoiled immaculate hot dog	2	crappy	
6219	normal immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	good	
6220	normal small olive perfect sandwich	2	good	
6221	moldy snack-sized perfect chef salad	2	crappy	
6222	stale perfect breakfast	3	decent	
6223	yummy sublime deluxe hot dog	3	awesome	
6224	adequate small ghostly sublime stew	2	good	
6225	normal sublime nachos	4	good	
6226	normal pulsating Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	good	
6227	stale Loaded Baked Potato	3	decent	
6228	flavorless twirling fuchsia Omega Sundae	4	decent	
6229	special practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Das Sauerlager	1	EPIC	Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 25
6230	tolerable Bologna Lambic	3	good	
6231	fancy mediocre Vodka Dog	4	decent	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 30
6232	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Disappointed Russian	1	good	
6233	enchanted acceptable Chunky Mary	3	good	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 40
6234	artisanal Nachojito	4	EPIC	
6235	watered-down hand-crafted Le Roi	2	EPIC	
6236	artisanal Over Easy Rider	3	EPIC	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	double-modified wet cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 53
6240	non-moist ionized blurry Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 19
6241	denatured censored can label	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 27
6242	polymerized denatured ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 66
6243	ionized double-ionized the kindest cut	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 62
6244	activated frozen shaking spinning cat's paw	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
6245	anodized denatured denatured teal ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 42
6246	pickled twirling demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 58
6247	boiled clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 18
6248	diffused adjusted gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 34
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	nasty lion tamer's clever extremely unsafe brainy numberwang of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
6251	dry super-vacuum-sealed unsweetened scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	diffused vacuum-sealed scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	pulsating Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	nippy Herculean Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of extreme caution of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	mansplainer's therapeutic sage Staff of the Staff of Life of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	mirror zippy banded boxer's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	knitted chilly savvy Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	asbestos-lined supercool sage Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	sinister weightlifter's Staff of the All-Steak of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	purple dog trainer's veiny healthy Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	zippy scandalous beefy Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	red jar of protein powder	0		
6267	fancy toothsome blue grain of protein powder	4	awesome	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 5
6268	double-tarnished pec oil	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 33
6269	energetic gym membership card	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6270	colloidal boiled huge Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 17
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	squat Tesla smartaleck's penguin keychain	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6273	liquefied spinning O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 56
6274	lousy practically non-alcoholic shaking open sauce	1	decent	
6275	extremely unsafe turkey leg of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
6276	fortified mediocre fancy Ye Olde Meade	5	decent	Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 50
6277	ionized ionized bouncing Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 57
6278	upside-down huge Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	slick pewter claymore	0		Moxie: +10
6280	bouncing careful artisanal rice peeler	0		Monster Level: -10
6281	stale heirloom grape tomato	4	decent	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	greasy brown felt tophat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	cyan wool shellacked Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	dog trainer's Lo Pan's clever Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	toasty careful wholesome thinker's Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	frosty careful stiffened forbidden Mark IV Steam-Hat of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	wool frosty Oprah's medical-grade Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	greedy beefy punk rock jacket	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +20
6292	supercharged curative safety pin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6293	flavorless stolen sushi	4	decent	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	teal model airship	0		
6300	moist aerosolized Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 64
6301	enhanced adjusted possibility potion	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 46
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	spinning Usain Bolt's fortified sinister experienced beefy Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	flame-wreathed Jim Carey's clever cool Jarlsberg's pan of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	unsweetened lime green celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	oxidized aerosolized altered celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	pickled celestial au jus	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	frozen blurry celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	narrow gravedigger's Uncle Buck	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	purple damp wallet	0		
6314	lime green pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	wool Socratic SCUBA tank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater
6316	fuchsia stylish deep six-shooter of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
6317	pulsating knitted personal trainer's sea chaps	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	Jack Frost's boxer's sea holster of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6319	altered olive shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 57
6320	long-forgotten necklace	0		Item Drop: +5
6321	twirling skewed pearl	0		
6322	skewed sea lace	0		
6323	squat Socratic brainy jam band of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3
6324	medical-grade steel-toed cool aquamariner's ring	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6325	stiffened savvy aquamariner's necklace of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
6326	skewed squat wool pearl diver's ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6327	upside-down pearl diver's necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	upside-down scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	Jeselnik's studded padded cozy scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable
6333	perfumed friendly quilted Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable
6334	upside-down lard-coated scandalous Tesla cozy bazooka	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Breakable
6335	flame-wreathed supercool sea mantle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6336	aromatic ruddy sea shawl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	Jack Frost's rock-hard sea cape	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	wicked muddy pirate hat of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	toasty occult floral-print skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	tumbling Usain Bolt's extremely unsafe spectral axe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80
6342	resourceful therapeutic super-strong air freshener	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6343	alkaline Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 60
6344	shaking Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	oxidized Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 39
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	pickled activated upside-down Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
6348	executive Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	Mer-kin eyeglasses of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	sinister Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	narrow Mer-kin finpaddle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
6352	squat frosty Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	olive Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	modified narrow Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 68
6355	galvanized Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 57
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	squat Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	Mer-kin begsign of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
6360	upside-down Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	cold-filtered blurry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	Vulcanized pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	non-energized altered pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	colloidal denatured narrow blurry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	nitrogenated nitrogenated colloidal pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	triple-dry spinning blue pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	super-boiled corrupted jittery pulsating pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	gray lump of clay	0		
6370	bouncing fuchsia twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	smooth can of the cheapest beer	3	awesome	
6372	hand-crafted bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	EPIC	
6373	practically non-alcoholic mediocre single swig of vodka	1	decent	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	double-paned testy toolbox	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	purple eraser nubbin	0		
6379	twirling chlorine crystal	0		
6380	nitrogenated flattened skewed red ph balancer	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 49
6381	triple-electrified deionized shaking mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 20
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	tumbling root beer	1	good	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	maroon wood screw	0		
6386	narrow balsa plank	0		
6387	upside-down blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	polarized Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 15
6390	pressed Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 42
6391	deionized ionized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 17
6392	wool toasty scale-mail underwear	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	quadruple-unsweetened comb jelly	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 40
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	skewed inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	blinking peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	super-chilled flattened Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 32
6400	huge Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	concentrated double-Vulcanized bouncing tear	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 47
6402	adjusted ionized jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 17
6403	chilled lime green blinking shaking grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
6404	extra-moist modified cyan violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 65
6405	moist colloidal worst candy	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 15
6406	triple-deionized fuchsia fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 67
6407	avaricious dance instructor's Pocket Square of Loathing of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	blinking narrow shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	bland miniature jittery upside-down flavorless gruel	2	decent	
6416	snack-sized moldy mana curds	2	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	activated pickled moth dust	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 12
6420	flattened jittery blinking glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 63
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	special normal vampire chowder	4	good	Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 30
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	squat green Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	huge moldy Dreadsylvanian stew	10	crappy	
6427	hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian	3	EPIC	
6428	deionized wet narrow Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 64
6429	activated teal Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 30
6430	curative wizardly dreadful fedora	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	mirror shaking dreadful sweater of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	pulsating dreadful glove of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	lime green Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	huge shaking Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	bouncing Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	fireproof knitted sharpshooter's Covers-Your-Head	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	upside-down rosewater-soaked toasty Drapes-You-Regally of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	maroon Jack Frost's Lo Pan's Warms-Your-Tush of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	twirling ghostly nasty crafty Helps-You-Sleep	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	greedy Tesla Quiets-Your-Steps of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6445	perfumed arcane researcher's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6446	perfectly mixed Gets-You-Drunk	4	EPIC	
6447	twirling family-friendly savvy Great Wolf's headband of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	Great Wolf's left paw of the bloodbag of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	frosty occult Great Wolf's right paw of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	blinking blurry Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	hardy Newton's Great Wolf's beastly trousers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	polymerized Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 35
6454	wobbly jittery lime green Annie Oakley's experienced zombie mariachi hat of the boozehound	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	upside-down scandalous curative deadly zombie accordion	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	spinning cool zombie mariachi pants of the sewer of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	pulsating fortified strapping HOA regulation book of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +7
6458	prompt smooth HOA zombie eyes of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wobbly wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	shaking jittery nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	teal inspector's scandalous sizzling Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	green auspicious grievous sage Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	Socratic groovy stylish Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	fortified Mayor Ghost's gavel of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	ruddy Mayor Ghost's sash of the cougar of the brazier	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	bite-sized tasty twirling ghost pepper	1	awesome	
6469	greasy mansplainer's Thunkula's drinking cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	Jim Carey's smartaleck's stylish Drunkula's cape	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	sizzling Newton's Drunkula's silky pants of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	lime green nippy thinker's Drunkula's ring of haze of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Da Vinci's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
6475	tolerable irresponsibly strong bottle of Bloodweiser	6	good	
6476	wobbly Usain Bolt's toasty Samson's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	ghostly zippy frightening wizardly Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	yellow Jeselnik's ribald stiffened Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: 35, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	shaking purple up-at-dawn censurious razor-sharp beefcake's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the wise owl of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5
6480	hardened Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
6481	healthy stiffened Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20
6482	greedy studded forbidden Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20
6483	Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	shaking blurry dreadful roast	0		
6487	cyan stinking agaricus	0		
6488	small yummy Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	awesome	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	bouncing tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	olive replica key	0		
6495	purple nippy Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Cold Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	skewed purple eau de mort	0		
6498	strong mediocre bloody kiwitini	5	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	blinking polished moon-amber	0		
6501	friendly Tesla veiny moon-amber necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	shaking ghost pencil	0		
6504	twirling red brawny hangman's hood of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50
6505	skewed Jeselnik's manspreader's brainy ring finger ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	spinning cool iron ingot	0		
6508	sizzling manspreader's cool iron helmet	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	double-paned chaotic cool iron breastplate	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
6510	extremely unsafe dance instructor's cool iron greaves	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	ghostly perfumed smooth ghost shawl	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5
6512	ghostly skull capacitor	0		
6513	blinking warm fur of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
6514	mirror olive Van der Graaf snowstick	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6515	knitted eerie fetish	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6516	high-proof bad blinking stinkwater	7	decent	
6517	blurry dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	massive stale accidental mutton	8	decent	
6519	tumbling frightening quilted drafty drawers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	flame-wreathed Lo Pan's wolfskull mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	guts necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6522	fuchsia spinning spinning knitted Temple Grandin's groping claw	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +3
6523	flame-retardant vengeful spirit	0		Hot Resistance: +1
6524	Annie Oakley's BOOtonniere	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
6525	aerosolized jittery ghost thread	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 14
6526	olive mirror blinking censurious Jack Frost's bag of unfinished business	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6527	avaricious sage transparent pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	supercharged hothammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6529	delicious strong Thriller Ice	5	awesome	
6530	grandfather watch of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	olive muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	steel-toed extremely unsafe spyglass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9
6533	scandalous vial of hot blood	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6534	mirror mirror scorching remorseless knife	0		Hot Damage: +25
6535	blurry intimidating coiffure of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	Van der Graaf healthy cod cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6537	snack-sized bland blood sausage	2	decent	
6538	huge avaricious arcane researcher's frying brainpan	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +30
6539	Newton's ball and chain of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
6540	Socratic dry bone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
6541	curative tailbone shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Thorns: 1
6542	squat tonguebone of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
6543	wool pogo stick of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6545	quilted Da Vinci's weedy skirt of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	purple stanky pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	jittery cyan Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	teal blurry cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	wobbly cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	yellow wobbly stench cluster	0		
6555	spinning sleaze cluster	0		
6556	pressed Vulcanized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 46
6557	boiled phial of coldness	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 15
6558	vacuum-sealed phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 54
6559	colloidal phial of stench	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 46
6560	wet phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 31
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	foul-smelling hand of Mr. Cards	0		Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	moldy small Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2	crappy	
6565	rotten snack-sized teal narrow bouncing Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	crappy	
6566	spoiled pulsating Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6567	flavorless fancy Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	decent	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 5
6568	bland Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	decent	
6569	bad Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	decent	
6570	delicious blinking Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	awesome	
6571	enchanted weak aged fuchsia Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2	awesome	Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 40
6572	bad Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	4	decent	
6573	perfectly mixed fancy Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	4	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 5
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	huge clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	pulsating stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	narrow Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	squat length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	bouncing Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	rosewater-soaked hot dog wrapper	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6585	Van der Graaf hardy debonair deboner	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6586	quantum chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 25
6587	lightning-fast jar of frostigkraut	0		Initiative: +40, Damage Aura: 1
6588	jittery wool Newton's gnawed-up dog bone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +1
6589	Jim Carey's Grey Guanon	0		Monster Level: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6590	ghostly prompt smelly brainy Engorged Sausages and You	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
6591	boozy mediocre narrow dream of a dog	5	decent	
6592	wobbly miser's auspicious stiffened optimal spreadsheet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	compressed epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	purple upside-down clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	teal clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	blurry clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	pulsating huge clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	bouncing clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	huge clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	teal clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	ghostly clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	ghostly cuckoo clock	0		
6615	hand-crafted weak skewed Cold One	2	???	
6616	small adequate spaghetti breakfast	2	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	purple folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	ghostly shaking folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	narrow huge folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	blurry folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	yellow folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	blinking folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	red sizzling slide rule of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6649	frozen Vulcanized narrow Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 64
6650	red Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	red twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	weak drinkable stepmom's booze	2	good	
6653	mirror surgical tape	0		
6654	savvy band T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
6655	hand-crafted enchanted triple-distilled fountain 'soda'	10	EPIC	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 5
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	Sherlock's chilly pickelhaube	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	adjusted vacuum-sealed dry jittery hair oil	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 49
6659	polarized shaking scrap	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 53
6660	lime green school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	censurious Lo Pan's Herculean Staff of the Lunch Lady of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	twirling Tesla healthy deathchucks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	squat cyan clay homunculus	0		
6671	aerosolized sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 61
6672	olive grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	vacuum-sealed cyan superwater	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 26
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	blinking crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Yearbook Club Camera of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	sizzling machete	0		Hot Damage: +10
6680	tolerable Cursed Punch	3	good	
6681	delicious fortified blinking Bowl of Scorpions	5	awesome	
6682	perfectly mixed Fog Murderer	3	EPIC	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	Fonzie's surgical mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	skewed frosty head mirror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	blinking chaotic half-size scalpel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	ghostly Jack Frost's surgical apron	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	blurry squat dangerous bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	shaking McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	bouncing green McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	cyan McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	squat teal moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	maroon imitation White Russian	1	good	
6704	mirror wobbly Lo Pan's extremely unsafe short-handled mop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6705	tasty jungle floor wax	4	awesome	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	oxidized colorful toad	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 41
6708	tumbling crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	frosty mansplainer's pygmy briefs	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	olive bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	teal short calculator	0		
6715	Usain Bolt's Samson's sphygmomanometer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +80
6716	dry pulsating bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 31
6717	ghostly tongue depressor	0		
6718	knitted compression stocking of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
6719	executive scorching midriff scrubs	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
6720	quantum tumbling pill cup	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 15
6721	lightning-fast Sherlock's educational water bottle	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	deionized oxidized double-galvanized jittery shaking pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 28
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	super-sized moldy exotic jungle fruit	5	crappy	
6725	blurry Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	blinking dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	blinking ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	blurry spinning UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	shaking funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	gray claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	teal clothesline pole	0		
6734	blurry cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	upside-down Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	quadruple-pressed double-activated teal narrow bent scrap	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 38
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	wobbly huge eternal car battery	0		
6742	bouncing frightening junk band	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6743	dance instructor's junk trunks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	yellow shaking junk-mail shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6745	bland big junk food	5	decent	
6746	lousy junk yard	3	decent	
6747	hale swordzall of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6748	rosewater-soaked arm buzzer	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6749	skewed scorching Sinatra's boilgun	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	jittery packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	blinking cluster of hops	0		
6754	blurry beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	weak mediocre special can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	2	decent	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	lousy spinning can of Drooling Monk	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	bad can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	practically non-alcoholic tolerable ghostly bottle of Old Pugilist	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	fancy drinkable bottle of Professor Beer	3	good	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	lousy bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	hand-crafted bottle of Race Car Red	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	fancy perfectly mixed bottle of Greedy Dog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	bad bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	Samson's tin tam of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	improved double-wet tin cup	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	mirror Herculean tin foil of extreme caution of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	gray shaking nippy Van der Graaf stylish tin drum	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tumbling tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	quantum boiled wobbly pulsating foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 49
6777	deionized nitrogenated irradiated seal sweat	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 31
6778	non-aerosolized boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	skewed censurious banded studded sealhide shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6781	squat Rosewater's scabrous seal epaulets of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	mirror seal medal of courage of bravery of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, Item Drop: +20
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	ghostly blank diary	0		
6789	lime green boot knife	0		
6790	spinning broken beer bottle	0		
6791	shaking sharpened spoon	0		
6792	upside-down candy knife	0		
6793	shaking soap knife	0		
6795	enhanced liquefied quadruple-energized upside-down disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 52
6796	corrupted disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 69
6797	quadruple-dry diffused pulsating green disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 47
6798	polymerized green disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 67
6799	quadruple-improved activated upside-down disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 48
6800	super-diffused quantum dry disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 40
6801	denatured non-boiled disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
6802	extra-flattened dry disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 12
6803	non-magnetized anodized deionized disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 42
6804	polymerized gray disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 12
6805	galvanized skewed disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 24
6806	deionized denatured disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 43
6807	gray The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the dark arts of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	tumbling toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	yellow accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	yellow fortified beer-battered accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	shaking tumbling Temple Grandin's baritone accordion	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	blurry lime green extremely unsafe mama's squeezebox	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	tumbling flame-retardant guancertina	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	rock-hard accordion file	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	accord ion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	skewed bone bandoneon of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	Fonzie's pentatonic accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	mirror non-Euclidean non-accordion of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	Jim Carey's energetic Accordion of Jordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	stylish autocalliope	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	ghostly Jack Frost's accordionoid rocca	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	hardy pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	auspicious smartaleck's ghost accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	blue peace accordion of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	flame-retardant clever alarm accordion	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	friendly medical-grade hale All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	chaotic KoL Con X Treasure Map of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25
6828	tolerable fancy high-proof discocktail	6	good	Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 5
6829	careful KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Monster Level: -10
6830	wobbly stanky Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6831	denatured purple Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 23
6832	squat huge Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	activated Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 56
6834	cold-filtered frozen boiled box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 22
6835	energized bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 43
6836	triple-aerosolized PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 40
6837	non-boiled oxidized Swizzler	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 18
6838	double-pickled triple-frozen Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 35
6839	polymerized altered fuchsia bouncing jam	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 66
6840	improved bouncing Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 54
6841	nitrogenated 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 41
6842	quadruple-aerosolized vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
6843	denatured tumbling bone bons	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 54
6844	frozen adjusted ironic mint	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 24
6845	twirling unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	cyan blinking killing jar	0		
6848	frightening security flashlight	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6849	quadruple-oxidized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 28
6850	Socratic sturdy cane of the scaredy-cat of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6851	maroon huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	pulsating Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	blinking desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	spinning bouncing a suspicious address	0		
6856	Sinatra's Bal-musette accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	tumbling avaricious Cajun accordion	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	Temple Grandin's quirky accordion	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	supercool Skipper's accordion of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	occult wizardly beefy Pantsgiving of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	adequate can of sardines	4	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	normal huge high-calorie sugar substitute	4	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	flavorless lime green pat of butter	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	super-sized flavorless dinner roll	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	delicious mashed potatoes	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	moldy whole turkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	moldy huge deviled egg	7	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	ionized blurry finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	frozen dry dented spoon	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	colloidal cold-filtered Vulcanized spinning love note	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	fuchsia school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	adjusted nail file	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	corrupted diffused candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	aerosolized enhanced fuchsia post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	olive pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	skewed pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	bouncing pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	shaking frightening Jim Carey's mansplainer's beefcake's bowl of petunias	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: 40, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	supercharged baleful personal trainer's power sock of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	mirror therapeutic rock-hard stylish wool sock of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	tumbling inspector's electrified moustache sock of chilblains of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	polymerized spirit gum	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 19
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	green spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	lime green spirit blanket	0		
6890	spinning olive spirit bed	0		
6891	brawny beefcake's spirit bell of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	wet denatured purple spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	colloidal diffused gray freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	boiled twirling blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	improved modified deionized handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	irradiated upside-down tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	super-adjusted Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	upside-down Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	shaking Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	lard-coated rock-hard flask flops	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6903	galvanized magnetized huge nuts	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	colloidal cyan pulsating bolts	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	spoiled gingerbread robot	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	half-sized moldy petit 4.1	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	adequate miniature nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	squat beefy plastic GORM-8	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	blurry olive groovy plastic warbear	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	twirling shaking plastic Toybot of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	wobbly stanky beefy plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	twirling blurry warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	squat warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	rosy-cheeked dangerous warbear hoverbelt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	yellow warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	alkaline triple-galvanized electrified warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	polymerized flattened mirror warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	Vulcanized galvanized skewed blinking warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	moldy warbear feasting bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	decent enchanted skewed warbear warrior bread	4	good	Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	snack-sized fancy yummy warbear thermoregulator bread	2	awesome	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	hand-crafted warbear feasting mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	irresponsibly strong acceptable tumbling warbear bearserker mead	9	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	lousy warbear blizzard mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	pulsating teal warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	avaricious studded warbear plain fedora of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	brainy warbear feathered fedora	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	gravedigger's hardy wholesome warbear fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	blue double-paned smelly studded warbear plain helm	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	blinking fireproof warbear spiked helm	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	spinning scorching steel-toed warbear electro-spiked helm of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	huge narrow horrifying lion tamer's warbear plain ushanka of temperance	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	cyan Lo Pan's warbear lined ushanka	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	frightening electrified occult warbear heated ushanka	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	maroon warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	nasty stiffened beefy warbear party pants	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	mansplainer's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	shaking lion tamer's warbear high festival pants of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	rock-hard warbear battle greaves of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	warbear officer greaves of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	censurious frightening warbear bearserker greaves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	twirling vibrating Fonzie's warbear johns of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: 50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	occult warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	frightening coward's occult warbear johns	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	sharpshooter's Newton's warbear goggles of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	twirling warbear snowblindness goggles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	medical-grade groovy warbear polarized goggles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	cyan skewed Lo Pan's razor-sharp warbear laser bowtie of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	narrow brawny warbear plasma bowtie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	yellow resourceful rock-hard beefcake's warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	green manspreader's personal trainer's experienced warbear warscarf	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	razor-sharp warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	Temple Grandin's supercool warbear warscarf of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	pulsating warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	twirling warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	sizzling warbear foil hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	ghostly warbear oil pan of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	ghostly warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	teal warbear exhaust manifold of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	mirror warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	wobbly warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	squat warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	gray warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	cyan warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	chaotic die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	pulsating banded die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	jittery twirling Van der Graaf die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	wholesome die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	careful die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	purple MacGyver's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	die-cast factory worker elf of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	die-cast gift-wrapping elf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	healthy die-cast middle-management elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	die-cast pencil-pusher elf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	wool die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	teal die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	careful die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	strapping die-cast turtle mech	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	huge olive aromatic die-cast Swiss hen	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	die-cast killing bird of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	jittery forbidden die-cast ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	teal sizzling die-cast goose a-laying	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	upside-down ribald die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	squat dog trainer's die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	Jeselnik's die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	shellacked die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	lard-coated wizardly die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	mirror energetic die-cast Don Crimbo of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	Herculean die-cast Uncle Hobo of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	narrow fuchsia friendly brainy die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	jittery cyan The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	polarized unsweetened blue Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	vaporized red pulsating handful of Smithereens	1	decent	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	bland Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	super-sized rotten Miserable Pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	massive toothsome This Charming Flan	9	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	lousy Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	acceptable Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	distilled drinkable Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	upside-down Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	shaking Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	ghostly Jim Carey's electrified Fonzie's Newton's Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	clever hardy healthy Herculean Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	skewed Jim Carey's Sheila Take a Crossbow of vim and vigor of the storm of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	prompt Jeselnik's clever A Light that Never Goes Out of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	Usain Bolt's hale dance instructor's Half a Purse of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	twirling energetic wholesome experienced Hairpiece On Fire of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	aromatic rock-hard Vicar's Tutu of the empath of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	foul-smelling Socratic Hand in Glove of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	gravedigger's therapeutic razor-sharp Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	Annie Oakley's medical-grade beefcake's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	padded Newton's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	reassuring baleful Saucepanic of terror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	baleful Frankly Mr. Shank of James Dean of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	dog trainer's wizardly Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	blurry Temple Grandin's third-hand lantern	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7031	ghostly loose purse strings	0		
7032	decent purple pickled egg	4	good	
7033	spinning cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	blue warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	warmed tumbling jittery warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	teal warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	squat warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	lime green spinning warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	energized skewed narrow glass slipper	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	compressed antimatter wad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	quantum gray blurry warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	modified warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	dry warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	green broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	rotten warbear gyro	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	colloidal blurry recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	super-sized decent breakfast mess	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	ghostly warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	flavorless green breakfast miracle	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	pickled Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	cyan warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	tumbling grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	tumbling praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	red hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	distilled jittery grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	quantum concentrated liquefied single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	corrupted blinking single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 31
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	maroon skewed packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	rotten pulsating snow berries	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	spoiled pulsating ice harvest	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	quadruple-unsweetened wobbly frost flower	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	quadruple-concentrated nitrogenated irradiated huge huge snow cleats	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	tarnished dry lime green liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	small toothsome narrow snow crab	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Ice Island Long Tea	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	twirling snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	fuchsia clever snow mobile	0		Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	teal ruddy ice bucket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	Jack Frost's stiffened snow shovel	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	spinning friendly therapeutic Rosewater's bod-ice	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	up-at-dawn censurious dog trainer's shellacked snow belt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	bouncing ghostly Jim Carey's sharpshooter's supercool ice nine of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	mediocre En Una Fila Tequila	3	decent	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	boxer's stylish warbear dress helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	tumbling resourceful warbear dress bracers of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	mirror beefy warbear dress greaves of the early riser	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	ghostly executive savvy sweatband	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	fuchsia family-friendly frightening gym shorts	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	cool ankleweights of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	Annie Oakley's healthy dance instructor's sweat socks of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: 70, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	ghostly pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	compressed green Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	double-adjusted irradiated powder	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	slick licorice whip	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	perfectly mixed snakebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	red frightening candy stick of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	stale pecan	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	toothsome green pecan pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	decent candy mountain oyster	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	artisanal chocotini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	prompt smelly chocolate rabbit's foot of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	immense bland tumbling candy carrot	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	adequate candy carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	maroon avaricious Samson's carrot-on-a-stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	toasty deadly weasel stomping pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	spoiled mulberry	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	smooth mulled berry wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	wizardly lemon party hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	knitted lemon shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	narrow auspicious lemon drop trousers	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	quantum maroon lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	Lo Pan's groovy gummi sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	liquefied upside-down small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	liquefied squat olive gummi fang	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	normal miniature squat leftover canap&eacute;s	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	aged magnum of champagne	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	careful Lo Pan's cow creamer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	quantum super-tarnished Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	jittery spinning lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	healthy wolf whistle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	decent witch's bread	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	moist witch's brew	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	Temple Grandin's hardened witch's bra of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	acceptable weak mid-level medieval mead	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	moist R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	wobbly spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	diffused hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	frozen hare brush	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	wicked brawny hare pin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	spoiled squat cinnamon cannoli	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	mediocre spirit-forward expensive champagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	pressed ionized polo trophy	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	green oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	narrow rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	tumbling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	ghostly clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	wobbly filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	green glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	lightning-fast supercharged Rosewater's fire hose	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	yummy snack-sized yellow fireman's lunch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	huge twirling miser's banded fortified plain paper hat	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	fancy adequate immense ice cream sandwich	8	good	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	blurry hardened banded &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	rotten plumber's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	Sherlock's horrifying deadly skull gearshift knob	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	bland nachos of the night	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	knitted supercharged forbidden Sketcherz&trade;	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	bland can of Adultwitch&trade;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	non-galvanized smudge stick	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	quantum ghostly wall	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	drinkable tankard of ale	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	anodized jittery cyan scroll case	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	electrified frozen spinning skewed spinning jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	squat juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	blurry crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	stale humble pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	blurry shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	boiled triple-chilled crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 43
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	maroon The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	squat The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	shaking The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	watered-down bad upside-down unnamed cocktail	2	decent	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	Jim Carey's unrequired jacket	0		Monster Level: +25
7190	smooth tommy gun	0		Moxie: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	upside-down cyan drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	rosewater-soaked breadchucks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +3
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	wobbly fortified combat fan	0		Damage Absorption: +60
7198	Samson's silk skirt of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	sizzling Buddy Bjorn	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	up-at-dawn Newton's The Nuge's favorite crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +5
7202	bland sweet roll Alabama	3	decent	
7203	arcane researcher's Saturday Night Special	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7204	squat jittery lynyrd snare	0		
7205	boxer's fleetwood chain	0		Muscle Percent: +10
7206	watered-down drinkable Green Manalishi	2	good	
7207	Fonzie's blade	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	huge eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	non-energized twirling huge eagle feather	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 37
7211	modified olive one pill	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 35
7212	twirling energetic Jefferson wings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	immense stale wobbly fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	7	decent	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	lynyrdskin cap of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	executive lynyrdskin tunic	0		Meat Drop: +40
7219	up-at-dawn lynyrdskin breeches	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	skewed cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	perfectly mixed cyan Flamin' Whatshisname	3	EPIC	
7223	deionized double-deionized tumbling lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 59
7224	nasty Van der Graaf Kashmir sweater	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7225	spoiled immense pulsating custard pie	8	crappy	
7226	tea for one	1	crappy	
7227	watered-down mediocre bottle of Evermore	2	decent	
7228	huge box	0		
7229	high-proof smooth wine	10	awesome	
7230	artisanal distilled narrow rum	5	EPIC	
7231	delicious watered-down Murderer's Punch	2	awesome	
7232	spoiled snack-sized velvet cake	2	crappy	
7233	deionized yellow letter	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 44
7234	book of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7235	blurry wobbly greasy brawny masque	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7236	veiny red-hot poker	0		Maximum HP: +10
7237	squat smelly Red X Shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7238	experienced badge of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7239	frightening shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5
7240	twirling Tesla educational coat	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7241	rosy-cheeked educational shoe	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
7242	skewed button	0		
7243	huge button	0		
7244	double-oxidized blood cells	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 17
7245	polarized eye	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 60
7246	spinning glark cable	0		
7247	wool Red Fox glove of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	denatured green foxglove	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 42
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	blue fireproof wool friendly razor-sharp Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	shaking upside-down jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	ghostly shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	bad ghostly mirror mini-martini	4	decent	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	diluted molotov soda	1	good	Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 25
7258	tarnished mirror pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 14
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	mansplainer's extremely unsafe groovy Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	fuchsia photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	green disposable instant camera	0		
7267	blurry double-paned frightening sinister sage Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	maroon skewed Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	chaotic plastic Professor What	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7273	Jack Frost's plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7274	blinking studded plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Damage Absorption: +80
7275	blurry stanky plastic Gary Claybender	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
7276	MacGyver's plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Maximum MP: +100
7277	concentrated activated electrified upside-down robot grease	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 40
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	modified wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 33
7280	improved liquefied wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 60
7281	chilled dry pickled spinning wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 20
7282	polymerized diffused ionized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 60
7283	warmed boiled twirling teal wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 20
7284	hardened strapping crying statue earrings	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	maroon occult plastic Duskwalker necklace of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	tumbling fireproof plastic replica blaster pistol of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	fortified wicked Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	curative razor-sharp Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	gray smelly amok putter of the storm of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7290	rotten amok pudding	3	crappy	
7291	huge deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	colloidal fuchsia can of V-11	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	slick weightlifter's elevennis shoes	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	inspector's elevenderizing hammer of the detective	0		Item Drop: 35, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	toasty Professor What T-Shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	teal pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	fuchsia Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	teal Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	colloidal enhanced pulsating pulsating eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 15
7309	adjusted rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 51
7310	flattened bronzer	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 30
7311	therapeutic occult elegant nightstick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	spinning box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	shaking jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	tumbling Newton's ghost of a necklace of the brute of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +100
7319	Temple Grandin's Elizabeth's Dollie of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7
7320	extra-energized pickled huge Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 27
7321	educational strapping Stephen's lab coat	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1
7322	liquefied pulsating gray Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 57
7323	Usain Bolt's frightening Jacob's rung	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
7324	powdered tumbling huge battery	1		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 20
7325	smooth snakebite	4	awesome	
7326	upside-down perfumed sizzling rubber ribcage	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
7327	twisted synthetic marrow	1		
7328	pressed boiled yellow funny bone	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 18
7329	crafty half-melted spoon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +10
7330	diluted jittery red the funk	1		
7331	rotten gunky chicken	4	crappy	
7332	boxer's doll head	0		Muscle Percent: +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	thinker's paddle-ball of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20
7336	ionized olive sound effects record	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 16
7337	olive alphabet block	0		
7338	triple-alkaline yellow jittery dancer	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 65
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	Tesla moose antlers	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	irradiated quantum yellow bouncing moose thought	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 44
7342	snack-sized stale tumbling moose chocolate	2	decent	
7343	mediocre painting of a glass of wine	4	decent	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	spinning ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	upside-down occult ghost toga of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15
7348	rotten sheet cake	4	crappy	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	supercharged occult stylish Staff of the Electric Range	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7352	bland deluxe layer cake	3	decent	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	weak acceptable red-hot boilermaker	2	good	
7355	pulsating cyan weightlifter's coal shovel	0		Muscle: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	improved skewed upside-down hot coal	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 40
7357	magnetized corrupted coal dust	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 18
7358	twirling greasy hale strapping Bram's choker	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7359	narrow plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	pulsating stiffened plaid pocket square	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7362	toasty banded plaid skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	enhanced blinking bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 48
7364	spinning fabric softener	0		
7365	aerosolized improved fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 69
7366	weak aged bottle of laundry sherry	2	awesome	
7367	oxidized Vulcanized industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 15, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	bland jumbo squat extra-flat panini	5	decent	
7369	altered mangled finger	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 29
7370	delicious weak spinning Psychotic Train wine	2	awesome	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	moldy pie man was not meant to eat	3	crappy	
7373	Jack Frost's sommelier's towel	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7374	maroon Usain Bolt's tarnished tastevin	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
7375	gigantic bland actual tapas	7	decent	
7376	jittery ghostly ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	upside-down Fonzie's boxer's ghast iron cleaver	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1
7378	forbidden Samson's ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	dangerous ghast iron heater shield of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
7380	veiny ghast iron codpiece of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	twirling Pendant of Gargalesis of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	twirling DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	polarized enhanced magnetized skewed yellow Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	corrupted Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	corrupted Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	diffused twirling Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	modified energized triple-enhanced Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	magnetized pulsating Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	boiled liquefied Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	polarized blinking Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	cold-filtered aerosolized wobbly Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	chilled mirror Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	galvanized huge pulsating Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	altered skewed ghostly Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	magnetized tumbling twirling Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	deionized corrupted lime green jittery Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	corrupted flattened liquefied Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	dry Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	irradiated diffused shaking Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	moist dry Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	concentrated irradiated blinking Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	adjusted energized tumbling Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	concentrated Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	quadruple-boiled Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	narrow Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	spinning Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	pulsating teal Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	spinning Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	skewed pulsating Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	wobbly Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	squat Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	upside-down pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	skewed Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	maroon bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	twirling sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	magnetized nitrogenated mirror sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	tumbling Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	narrow Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	moist blinking Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	triple-dry dry Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	cold-filtered boiled Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	concentrated Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	extra-denatured denatured green Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	extra-Vulcanized mirror Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	activated magnetized Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	squat Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	huge normal Beefy Crunch Pastaco	6	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	moldy snack-sized Brain Food Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	tiny normal huge Cool Brunch Pastaco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	bland half-sized twirling Medical Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	small spoiled ghostly red Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	bland upside-down Ludovico Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	aged overpowering mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	tolerable complex mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	artisanal skewed smooth mushroom wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	bad blurry blood-red mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	tolerable boozy huge buzzing mushroom wine	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	mediocre twirling swirling mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	delicious half-sized Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	yummy skewed Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	fortified hand-crafted twirling regular-size brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	drinkable fortified lime green super-size brogurt	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	drinkable huge broberry brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	weak drinkable brocolate brogurt	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	lousy boozy French bronilla brogurt	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	blurry Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	blinking Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	beefy Brogre brorts	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	lime green beefy Brogre brolo shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	healthy Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	wobbly airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	ghostly asbestos-lined energetic 8-billed baseball cap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	narrow lime green scorching quilted strapping extremely wet T-shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	lightning-fast shrimp fork of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	activated Vulcanized teal BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	ionized unsweetened polymerized go-go potion	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	wet boiled mirror ghostly shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	quadruple-corrupted bouncing Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	tumbling coward's string of moist beads	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	oxidized huge Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	double-dry pulsating sugar fairy	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	extra-electrified Vulcanized sugar bunny	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	tolerable upside-down Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	good	
7483	hand-crafted La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	EPIC	
7484	watered-down drinkable blurry Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	good	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	bouncing castoreum	0		
7487	upside-down drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	hand-crafted bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	EPIC	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	huge twirling unstable fulminate	0		
7494	skewed ghostly wine bomb	0		
7495	green recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	ionized double-activated green Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 13
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	corrupted unsweetened blurry Texas tea	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 30
7503	jittery huge dark hamethyst ring of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7504	extremely unsafe dark baconstone ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7505	aromatic dark porquoise ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1
7506	narrow frosty medical-grade book	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7507	squat gravedigger's cloak	0		Spooky Damage: +10
7508	label	0		
7509	rotten tumbling Mornington crescent roll	4	crappy	
7510	adjusted double-denatured upside-down eye shadow	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 13
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	quadruple-aerosolized pressed twirling poppy	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 20
7513	blinking opium grenade	0		
7514	healthy duonoculars of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7515	yellow skewed plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	frightening flame-wreathed spider leg	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
7518	tumbling wand of pigification	0		
7519	mediocre jittery glass of bourbon	3	decent	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	toothsome government cheese	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	mirror Rosewater's pair of government shades	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	jittery narrow space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	enhanced dry government	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	activated upside-down alien drugs	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	ghostly weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	ghostly spinning alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	ghostly MacGyver's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	snack-sized adequate loaf of alien bread	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	enchanted decent grilled cheese sandwich	4	good	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	altered alien protein powder	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	hand-crafted rocket fuel	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	upside-down huge alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	practically non-alcoholic mediocre stealth bomber	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	upside-down twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	huge ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	narrow Newton's space beast fur hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	supercool space beast fur pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	padded space beast fur whip	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	blinking extremely unsafe space heater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	gray jittery space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	drinkable high-proof space port	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	Sherlock's beefy space needle	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	alkaline buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	tarnished moist ash soda	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	flattened wobbly cyan liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	unsweetened deionized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	alkaline oxidized diffused jittery wobbly cyan bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	pickled double-boiled bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	yellow shaking elephant gift	0		
7557	chilled blood cells	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 43
7558	bad irresponsibly strong wine	10	decent	
7559	vacuum-sealed tumbling twirling gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 24
7560	mirror turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	altered chilled skewed giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 28
7562	magnetized modified nitrogenated musk turtle	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 62
7563	wet super-wet cyan mirror programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 62
7564	dry double-warmed irradiated mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 43
7565	bland ham steak	4	decent	
7566	blue pulsating ruddy time-twitching toolbelt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	lard-coated dog trainer's savvy Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7569	jittery therapeutic Time Bandit Badge of Courage of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7570	pickled Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 32
7571	Sherlock's steel-toed silent pea shooter	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +25
7572	rotten half-sized D roll	2	crappy	
7573	pulsating reassuring kiwi beak of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
7574	drinkable New Zealand iced tea	3	good	
7575	Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined droll monocle	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
7576	wet corrupted future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 50
7577	tarnished altered future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 25
7578	cold-filtered future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 69
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	modified liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	huge moldy rack of dinosaur ribs	6	crappy	
7583	lousy scotch on the rocks	4	decent	
7584	fuchsia huge stiffened yabba dabba doo rag of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	frosty beefy wooly loincloth	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	twirling helix fossil	0		
7587	ghostly blurry S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	artisanal fortified lime green glass of &quot;milk&quot;	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	enchanted drinkable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	good	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	bad strong thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	bad Lucky Lindy	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	drinkable Bee's Knees	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	triple-distilled bad maroon Sockdollager	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	perfectly mixed fortified Ish Kabibble	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	delicious weak yellow Hot Socks	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	artisanal irresponsibly strong narrow Phonus Balonus	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	artisanal distilled gray huge Flivver	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	triple-distilled lousy Sloppy Jalopy	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	quadruple-diffused flame	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 41
7601	vacuum-sealed triple-vacuum-sealed bouncing temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
7602	altered non-nitrogenated anodized green Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 50
7603	energized neckbeard	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 63
7604	wet tarnished artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 21
7605	aerosolized blinking squat punk patch	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 53
7606	oxidized steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 28
7607	triple-improved double-vacuum-sealed denatured lime green twirling narrow vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 43
7608	boiled altered turtle mud	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 45
7609	activated gray squat Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 43
7610	activated quadruple-quantum Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 65
7611	flattened ionized moist Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 66
7612	chilled purple blurry tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 57
7613	corrupted chilled bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 18
7614	quantum voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 13
7615	deionized pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 46
7616	double-energized chilled huge pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 56
7617	ionized short deposition	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 53
7618	deionized irradiated non-nitrogenated blinking straw pole	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 15
7619	activated quadruple-magnetized copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 55
7620	extra-frozen ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 21
7621	electrified double-activated tumbling bouncing ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 41
7622	dry button rouge	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 53
7623	ionized anodized energized blinking Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 16
7624	unsweetened lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 46
7625	irradiated flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 53
7626	wet tumbling oyster badge	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 38
7627	quadruple-ionized moist blue plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 27
7628	anodized modified dancing fan	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 42
7629	nitrogenated twirling page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 34
7630	ionized diffused jittery magic powder	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 65
7631	chilled ionized boiled friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 50
7632	extra-alkaline triple-enhanced government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 28
7633	energized Vulcanized wobbly alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 38
7634	altered double-pressed pulsating irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 20
7635	extra-colloidal liquefied cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 43
7636	frosty dog trainer's shellacked shell	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	pillow shell of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	olive wicked whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	gray shellacked oil shell	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	huge lightning-fast friendly medical-grade turtle shell	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	teal shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	narrow ingot turtle	0		
7643	purple duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	skewed pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	upside-down aquaconda brain	0		
7648	bouncing red thunder thigh	0		
7649	modified gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 31
7650	boiled blurry catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 66
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	blue fishbone corset	0		
7655	huge fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	green fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	grievous neoprene skullcap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	wet goblin water	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 14
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	spoiled super-sized Sogg-Os	5	crappy	
7663	Sherlock's therapeutic Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7664	galvanized Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 66
7665	corrupted liquid ice	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 66
7666	hand-crafted special practically non-alcoholic Wet Russian	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 25
7667	flavorless filet of The Fish	3	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	blinking mirror avaricious Da Vinci's brainy thunder down underwear	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	spinning Oprah's steel-toed occult famous raincoat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	yellow fireproof lightning rod of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	bouncing padded law-abiding citizen cane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
7673	drinkable extra-dry legitimate business on the beach	5	good	
7674	baleful hep waders	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	flavorless jive turkey leg	3	decent	
7676	dangerous birdbone corset	0		Weapon Damage: +10
7677	diffused cold-filtered fuchsia huge candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 31
7678	tumbling Jim Carey's 4-dimensional fez	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	wobbly throwing candy	0		
7680	reassuring super-absorbent tarp	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7681	bad unquiet spirits	3	decent	
7682	blinking scorching banjo kazoo mount	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
7683	irradiated grass	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 59
7684	family-friendly Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
7685	perfumed fireproof Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5
7686	inspector's Van der Graaf Caveman Dan's favorite rock of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7687	pickled shaking purple dog ointment	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 31
7688	censurious gumshoes of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
7689	censurious Samson's flapper floppers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7690	Jim Carey's sneakeasies of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7691	up-at-dawn foul-smelling plastic nunchaku	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	skewed personal trainer's hand whip of dire peril of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	medical-grade Fonzie's glow-in-the-dark necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	lard-coated scorching cap gun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	clever cassette player of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	spinning &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	chilled dry gray confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	ionized olive confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	liquefied frozen improved confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	tumbling LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	huge LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	ghostly The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	improved blurry rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	slick rubber cape of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	inspector's double-paned Jeselnik's Jim Carey's Thor's Pliers	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	alkaline upside-down candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
7711	stiffened arcane researcher's water wings for babies	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1
7712	squat beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	rotten immense upside-down Strix stix	6	crappy	
7714	zippy frightening curative vampire pellet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7715	acceptable huge non-aged vinegar	3	good	
7716	mirror cool unsanitized scalpel	0		Moxie: +5
7717	Tesla gladiator tunica	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7718	nippy Roman sadnals	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
7719	Sinatra's madius	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
7720	supercharged radiator heater shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7721	pressed unsweetened blinking salt wages	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 32
7722	rosewater-soaked centurion helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	yellow greedy pteruges	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	enhanced Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 61
7726	tarnished lime green Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 42
7727	colloidal triple-nitrogenated fuchsia Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 57
7728	boiled warmed blinking Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 33
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	mirror Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	olive Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	ghostly Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	blue Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	red Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	skewed Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	huge Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	occult Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	spinning red energetic arcane researcher's Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	Annie Oakley's brainy Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	squat zippy Socratic Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	small decent twirling maroon Xiblaxian ultraburrito	2	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	aged Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	blinking Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	enhanced ionized They liver	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	adequate immense They liver popsicle	7	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	jittery holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	upside-down holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	mixed residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	sizzling Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Hot Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	Sherlock's padded defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100
7767	red airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	inspector's groovy stylish Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	energized warmed the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	bland miniature &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	vaporized blinking transdermal smoke patch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	padded deadly pair of plants of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	slick cool Sasq&trade; watch of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: 15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	spinning scorching shellacked smoker's cloak of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	veiny ruddy stiffened camouflage T-shirt of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	liquefied green experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	frosty wicked heavy-duty clipboard of horror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	ghostly inspector's perfumed sharpshooter's battery-powered drill of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	spoiled twirling limp broccoli	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	energetic Fonzie's hat of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	warmed maroon monkey barf	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	liquefied electrified oxidized candy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	nippy electrified savvy jangly bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	smelly cuddly teddy bear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ghostly skewed ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	skewed ghostly experienced first-aid pouch of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	polymerized Vulcanized squat fuchsia airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	wobbly shaking Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	moldy twirling initiative shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	gigantic flavorless warm war shawarma	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	flavorless special karma shawarma	3	decent	Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	artisanal tumbling Jungle Juice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	boozy delicious mirror Amnesiac Ale	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	perfectly mixed Highest Bitter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	Jack Frost's frosty mercenary pistol	0		Cold Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	chilly mercenary rifle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	shaking Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	twirling Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	mirror TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	green unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	narrow Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	normal seared dino steak	3	good	
7814	watered-down delicious bottle of drinkin' gas	2	awesome	
7815	spinning handful of napalm	0		
7816	cyan dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	fuchsia 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	skewed spinning simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	gray sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	bouncing french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	executive scandalous Newton's iShield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
7825	mirror miser's manspreader's earbuds of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7826	prompt scorching resourceful iFlail	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
7827	toothsome snack-sized maroon unidentifiable dried fruit	2	awesome	
7828	drinkable flat cider	3	good	
7829	mirror reassuring Rosewater's trench lighter of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	flattened experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	maroon wobbly military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	blinking gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	maroon twirling pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	blue Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	mirror Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	narrow special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	tumbling special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	ghostly squat special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	ionized twirling narrow perl necklace	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	corrupted concentrated Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	galvanized ionized ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	stale petit fortran	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	stale yellow java cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	decent cookie cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	nasty plastic exo-suited miner	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	jittery plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	upside-down wholesome plastic Crimbot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	knitted plastic Crimbomega	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	triple-tarnished oxidized lime green huge blurry flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	extremely unsafe radiation-resistant helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	purple jittery Da Vinci's servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	teal shellacked wizardly high-energy mining laser	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	jittery peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	squat nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	narrow Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	shaking Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	jittery Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	blinking Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	twirling Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	spinning Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	twirling Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	huge Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	blinking Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	olive Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	huge Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	skewed Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	wobbly cyan Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	skewed Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	skewed Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	ghostly recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	huge recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	mirror Herculean Size XI Wizard's Robe of incineration of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	nitrogenated quantum Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 34
7915	liquefied non-Vulcanized bouncing blurry Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 46
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	cold-filtered anodized BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 56
7918	aerosolized denatured Moonds	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 56
7919	oxidized dry skewed Big Punk	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 58
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	aged Friendly Turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	hand-crafted jittery Agitated Turkey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	perfectly mixed Ambitious Turkey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	bite-sized moldy twirling spinning neutron lollipop	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	artisanal gamma nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	shaking sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	twirling Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	upside-down skewed Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	boiled gray single atom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	ghostly sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	rock-hard Rosewater's smooth outlaw bandana	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5
7947	fancy watered-down lousy whiskey in a broken glass	2	decent	Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 45
7948	delicious shot of mescal	4	awesome	
7949	mediocre glass of herbal tequila	4	decent	
7950	maroon minin' dynamite	0		
7951	shaking avaricious medical-grade plaid cowboy hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	grievous rusted-out shootin' iron of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7
7954	maroon rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	jittery even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	ghostly box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	blinking copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	reassuring frosty deadly savvy Staff of Ed	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	shaking Staff of Fats of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7965	blurry Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	greedy World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Meat Drop: +20
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	mirror boning knife	0		
7971	gray Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	denatured upside-down mummified fig	1	EPIC	Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 35
7973	denatured twirling mummified loaf of bread	1	EPIC	
7974	vaporized squat mummified beef haunch	1	good	
7975	wobbly linen bandages	0		
7976	lime green cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	tumbling cure-all	0		
7983	friendly cool Sister Accessory	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only
7984	double-aerosolized dry ionized gray Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 28
7985	skewed parachute of Gandalf of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	green frosty razor-sharp pad	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	pulsating purple greasy peeler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	chilly pettipants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	panama hat of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	vibrating pulsera of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	studded police baton of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	fuchsia lightning-fast avaricious greedy Socratic sage smooth plus-fours	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: 50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	executive beefcake's porkpie	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	upside-down green narrow lion tamer's curative pepper mill	0		Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	vibrating pelerine of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	resourceful phantom mask of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	pickled polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	boiled bouncing shaking powder	1		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	boiled dry wobbly red choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	denatured bouncing upside-down spinning smart watch	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	concentrated blinking pulsating purple augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	aromatic toy Crimbot power glove	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	narrow wobbly toy Crimbot super fist of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	dangerous toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	magnetized aerosolized narrow green Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	twirling Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	purple heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	Sherlock's mansplainer's steel-toed Crimbomega drive chain	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	yellow Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	pulsating Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	blue Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	improved polymerized fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	altered flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	altered maroon and rain stick	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 33
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	super-sized normal Choco-Mint patty	5	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	spirit-forward lousy hot mint schnocolate	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	denatured narrow twirling homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	tumbling muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	green bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	green blinking bouncing artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	blinking calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	teal upside-down alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	flame-wreathed tope&eacute;	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	skewed horrifying wicked topiary tights	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
8036	Da Vinci's topiary necktie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
8037	moldy gigantic bowl of topioca	7	crappy	
8038	tumbling topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	jittery rock	0		
8043	Annie Oakley's pot	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8044	inspector's spelunking fedora	0		Item Drop: +15
8045	Sinatra's sturdy machete	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8046	shaking Annie Oakley's shotgun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8047	careful boomerang	0		Monster Level: -10
8049	strapping mining helmet	0		Muscle: +5
8050	savvy X-ray goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Luck: +5
8051	asbestos-lined cape	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8052	pulsating Rosewater's jetpack	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	twirling pickaxe of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8056	torch	0		
8057	narrow [spelunking test kit] of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100
8058	nasty plasma rifle	0		Stench Damage: +5
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	huge vibrating The Joke Book of the Dead of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Luck: -6
8061	blue The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	skewed coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	distilled	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	spinning nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	ghostly warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	rock-hard fortified strapping Spelunker's fedora	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	ghostly twirling wool Tesla Spelunker's whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	miser's foul-smelling beefy Spelunker's khakis	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	fuchsia Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	twirling Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	shaking headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	huge rat carcass	0		
8092	ghostly scandalous wicker kickers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	ghostly Jeselnik's wicker slicker of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	Annie Oakley's wicker knickers of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	rock-hard wicker ticker of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	auspicious sizzling wicker sticker	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	smartaleck's wicker clicker of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	vaporized twirling wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	shaking prompt fireproof belt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	bouncing Usain Bolt's extremely unsafe badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	chaotic razor-sharp bowl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	olive prompt scandalous brooch	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	breeches of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	miser's flame-retardant backpack	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	vaporized blurry shaking bits	1		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	narrow weightlifter's anvil of terror	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	rosy-cheeked deadly akubra	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	pulsating occult apron of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	lime green rock-hard Socratic ascot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	crafty savvy attache case	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	jittery accordion of the bloodbag of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	vaporized upside-down aerosolized	1		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	tumbling mirror mirror hardy wig of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	jittery lion tamer's winch crank of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	miser's cool widget	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	whisk of terror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	sinister personal trainer's walker	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	skewed auspicious razor-sharp waders	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	powdered squat yellow flakes	1		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	blinking knitted wizardly gaiters	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	shaking wool nippy garland	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	Jim Carey's slick gunnysack	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	mirror auspicious Lo Pan's garibaldi	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	ghostly wobbly Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's girdle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	knitted nippy gloves	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	powdered wobbly green smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	blinking Usain Bolt's medical-grade fiberglass fetish	0		Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	bouncing gray lard-coated fiberglass foil of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	Herculean supercool fiberglass fannypack	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	toasty hardened fiberglass frock	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	shaking wicked fiberglass fingerguard of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	squat frosty padded fiberglass fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	modified fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	maroon bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	Newton's rubber spatula	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8139	spinning bouncing spoon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8140	wobbly crystalline reamer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8141	macroplane grater of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
8142	tumbling deadly bastard baster	0		Weapon Damage: +5
8143	spinning obsidian nutcracker of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	ghostly foul-smelling scorching glass eye	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
8146	warmed invisible potion	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 33
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	blue dog trainer's energetic strapping ninjammies	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	magnetized liquefied blurry blinking Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 30
8150	magnetized teal sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 40
8151	triple-polymerized twirling Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 62
8152	triple-pressed polymerized spinning polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 21
8153	galvanized narrow mirror candy dish	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 64
8154	oxidized electrified galvanized skewed red Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 23
8155	moist narrow talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 13
8156	mirror check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	jittery half of a tooth	0		
8160	galvanized wet mouse skull	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 39
8161	corrupted irradiated really thick spine	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 20
8162	teal Jim Carey's skullcap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	tumbling razor-sharp three-legged pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	quilted remaindered axe of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	frosty Annie Oakley's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	adequate gigantic tumbling baguette	9	good	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	dry boiled lime green blurry ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 61
8170	magnetized chilled mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 21
8171	tolerable unflavored wine cooler	4	good	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	awesome	
8173	upside-down upside-down sewer snake of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
8174	adequate low-calorie twirling pigeon egg	1	good	
8175	gray stiffened brawny jaunty feather	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1
8176	practically non-alcoholic drinkable premium malt liquor	1	good	
8177	fuchsia clever brown paper pants of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
8178	sharpshooter's vibrating brown paper bag mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
8179	stanky ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	pulsating narrow breadwand of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8181	upside-down electrified loafers	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
8182	green Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	bread basket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8184	wobbly Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	stiffened strapping The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	tumbling red map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	fancy smooth pulsating Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	awesome	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 15
8189	drinkable weak Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	good	
8190	aged Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	awesome	
8191	drinkable watered-down squat Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2	good	
8192	aged practically non-alcoholic Citrus Crush wine cooler	1	awesome	
8193	adequate enchanted narrow ghostly plain bagel	3	good	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 30
8194	normal wobbly glob of cream cheese	4	good	
8195	low-calorie flavorless jittery loaf of soda bread	1	decent	
8196	normal super-sized bouncing acceptable bagel	5	good	
8197	delicious maroon tumbling standard-issue cupcake	4	awesome	
8198	special rotten jittery ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	crappy	Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 45
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	stale popular tart	4	decent	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	ionized Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 38
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	mirror FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	blurry jittery Sinatra's beefy expensive camera	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	moist How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	blurry bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	blue grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	Da Vinci's rigging rope	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	twisted nasty snuff	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	wobbly up-at-dawn perfumed sewage-clogged pistol	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	tarnished extra-vacuum-sealed beard incense	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	Tesla baleful perfume-soaked bandana	0		Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	adequate small purple toxo	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	bad practically non-alcoholic Lemonade-235	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	smelly isotophat of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	teal up-at-dawn Three Mile Island shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	weightlifter's toxic mop of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	jittery inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	foul-smelling medical-grade wizardly backwoods banjo	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	greedy forbidden ratskin pajama pants of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	corrupted turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	avaricious fake washboard of the brute of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	beefy Dinsey's oculus of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	squat ghostly flame-retardant Dinsey's radar dish	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	maroon mirror fireproof Dinsey's pizza cutter of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	upside-down lard-coated baleful Dinsey's brain	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	huge resourceful Dinsey's glove of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	prompt stiffened Dinsey's pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	lube-shoes of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	healthy Da Vinci's Dinsey mascot mask of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	spoiled shaking Dinsey food-cone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	smooth tumbling Dinsey Whinskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	modified deionized Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	Van der Graaf supercharged fannypack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	tumbling auspicious scorching manspreader's medical-grade brainy garbage sticker of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	red dog trainer's smartaleck's hazmat helmet of the brute of the scaredy-cat of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	jittery Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	nitrogenated pressed pickled nasty gum	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 28
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	The Lot's engagement ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	narrow Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	huge ghostly Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	spinning prompt greasy sage miracle whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	narrow dog trainer's sphygmayomanometer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	thick yummy unappetizing mayolus	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	flavorless uninteresting mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	stale skewed purple acceptable mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	moldy enticing mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	immense moldy mouth-watering mayolus	6	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	twirling blinking Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	drinkable Afternoon Delight	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	lime green Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	wobbly Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	ionized galvanized Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	huge The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	ionized flattened Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	huge Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	alkaline bouncing olive Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 13
8287	bouncing puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	shaking sizzling dice ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
8291	electrified dice belt buckle	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
8292	hardened dice-print pajama pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3
8293	brainy dice-shaped backpack	0		Mysticality: +5
8294	occult dice-print do-rag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
8295	narrow dice sunglasses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	liquefied magnetized narrow dice	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 28
8298	blurry pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	denatured spinning power pill	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	triple-deionized extra-cold-filtered squat pixel star	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	fancy moldy pixel banana	3	crappy	Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	bad weak skewed pixel beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	yellow huge puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	chilled enhanced sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 60
8307	concentrated super-chilled &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 43
8308	corrupted aerosolized red piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 15
8309	ionized lime green baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 40
8310	quantum blurry .epub file	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
8311	pickled adjusted BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 69
8312	polarized flattened hustler shades	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 20
8313	super-altered wobbly jerky stick	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 47
8314	flattened gray costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 15
8315	altered denatured unsweetened muscle oil	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 15
8316	liquefied modified blue blurry bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 57
8317	frozen polymerized shaking pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 68
8318	double-altered super-corrupted sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 21
8319	denatured boiled pulsating jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
8320	tarnished one glove	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 23
8321	altered glove	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 15
8322	vacuum-sealed quadruple-dry squat handful of fire	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 23
8323	galvanized quadruple-diffused wobbly teal Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
8324	triple-flattened electrified nitrogenated blinking disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 29
8325	galvanized adjusted triple-energized blue coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 60
8326	triple-polarized conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 22
8327	deionized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 37
8328	moist olive blurry icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 58
8329	dry altered tarnished smellbook	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 40
8330	adjusted nitrogenated dry spinning assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 60
8331	triple-frozen filthy armor	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 67
8332	extra-oxidized ionized ghostly plague pie	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
8333	denatured energized narrow batarang	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 50
8334	modified pickled maroon spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 30
8335	nitrogenated grease trap	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 42
8336	ionized pickled shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 49
8337	non-liquefied porkpocket	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 51
8338	irradiated wobbly Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 32
8339	double-Vulcanized double-deionized tumbling warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 63
8340	dry modified denatured wobbly janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 32
8341	cold-filtered triple-flattened huge bouncing warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 26
8342	pressed denatured baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 39
8343	altered ionized carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 26
8344	nitrogenated bronze polish	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 57
8345	vacuum-sealed ionized ionized narrow crident	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 36
8346	aerosolized totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 30
8347	ionized twirling olive spray chrome	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 68
8348	triple-deionized teal filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 21
8349	quadruple-liquefied hand of cards	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 35
8350	aerosolized skewed damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 52
8351	activated lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
8352	dry skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 25
8353	flattened flattened grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 22
8354	wet dry moist nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 55
8355	tarnished double-enhanced oxidized iron torso box	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 21
8356	anodized huge mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 68
8357	irradiated blinking radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 16
8358	unsweetened x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 69
8359	deionized nitrogenated warmed cyan huge wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 64
8360	frozen blurry purple hawkface potion	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 24
8361	enhanced bouncing child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 33
8362	pressed warmed devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 23
8363	unsweetened nitrogenated pulsating blurry shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 24
8364	vacuum-sealed spinning alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 44
8365	galvanized polymerized novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 21
8366	energized pressed deionized bouncing invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 67
8367	wet handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 53
8368	concentrated non-nitrogenated cold-filtered gray blurry blinking garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 22
8369	wet double-pickled green plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 60
8370	improved funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 61
8371	dry blinking red bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 51
8372	improved galvanized flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 41
8373	moist alkaline spinning ghostly captured boozles	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 40
8374	frozen frozen teal jittery drinks tray	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 40
8375	oxidized eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 20
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	small toothsome pixel lemon	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	aged weak twirling pixel daiquiri	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	polymerized enhanced spinning power pill	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	anodized spinning pixel potion	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	spinning valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	blurry blue mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	jittery mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	green mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	bouncing mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	twirling gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	gray The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	family-friendly The Emperor's new hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	blinking The Emperor's new shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	executive The Emperor's new pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	Oprah's Da Vinci's lead pipe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	mirror flame-retardant double-paned rope	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	quilted wrench of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	purple knitted Oprah's candlestick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	educational knife of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	ghostly greedy revolver of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	cyan 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	blinking talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	wobbly savory dry noodles	0		
8407	bland massive mirror pestopiary	7	decent	
8408	modified flattened ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 17
8409	decent miniature crudles	2	good	
8410	flavorless agnolotti arboli	4	decent	
8411	moldy spaghetti with ghost balls	3	crappy	
8412	stale succulent marrow	3	decent	
8413	miniature stale maroon salacious crumbs	2	decent	
8414	snack-sized moldy blinking fusilli marrownarrow	2	crappy	
8415	rotten suggestive strozzapreti	3	crappy	
8416	teal Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	moldy thick narrow Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	5	crappy	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	big toothsome huge linguini immondizia bianco	5	awesome	
8420	bland blurry shells a la shellfish	3	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	ghostly 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	teal hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	spinning hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	LavaCo Lamp&trade; of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	inspector's dangerous LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	auspicious boxer's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	skewed empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	tumbling lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	huge capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	wobbly capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	upside-down pulsating cyan crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	shaking broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	rosewater-soaked wizardly high-temperature mining mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	flame-retardant fireproof megaphone of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	normal mineapple	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	blurry SMOOCH soda	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	tiny decent smelted roe	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	perfectly mixed watered-down bouncing lavawater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	ionized basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	Annie Oakley's savvy lavalarva of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	twirling horrifying steel-toed banded lava balaclava	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	tumbling Rosewater's basaltamander buckler of vim and vigor of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	wet lava globs	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	yummy gooey lava globs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	nasty lava-proof pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	asbestos-lined baleful heat-resistant necktie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	up-at-dawn slick cool heat-resistant gloves	0		Moxie: 15, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	immense spoiled upside-down very hot lunch	7	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	lousy yellow asbestos thermos	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	pressed fuchsia shaking liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	adequate super-sized disco biscuit	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	watered-down acceptable enchanted upside-down teal Quaatorade&trade;	2	good	Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	pulsating maroon frightening Van der Graaf biker's hat of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	dangerous Da Vinci's feathered headdress of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	lime green greasy supercharged banded electrician's hardhat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	green The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	twirling one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	blinking airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	jittery Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	wobbly Oprah's smooth velvet pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	resourceful smooth velvet shirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	huge personal trainer's smooth velvet hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	smooth velvet pocket square of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	spinning auspicious smooth velvet socks	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	baleful smooth velvet hanky	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	blue MacGyver's crafty The One Mood Ring	0		Maximum MP: 110, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	ghostly gray Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	skewed blinking Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	huge Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	shaking lime green the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	narrow Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	upside-down half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	squat glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	pickled SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	corrupted flattened flattened tumbling labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	family-friendly rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	wholesome grease cannon of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	aerosolized liquefied demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	greedy Jack Frost's love of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	executive Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked Pener's drumstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	olive huge coward's Samson's deuce cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	squat aromatic flame-wreathed slick Lavalos's shell	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	pulsating auspicious quilted smooth velvet bra	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	stiffened SMOOCH bracers of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	energetic SMOOCH kneepads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	green family-friendly SMOOCH spaulders	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	blurry Tesla therapeutic SMOOCH codpiece	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	pulsating pulsating sharpshooter's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	blue fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	diet decent lava cake	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	bland big spinning pink slime	5	decent	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	flavorless bite-sized maroon blinking devil hair pasta	1	decent	
8530	delicious spagecialetti	4	awesome	
8531	yellow Salsa Libre	0		
8532	squat good gravy	0		
8533	maroon illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	rotten jumbo libertagliatelle	5	crappy	
8535	flavorless upside-down turkish mostaccioli	3	decent	
8536	adequate lime green linguini of the sea	3	good	
8537	non-anodized Vulcanized green jittery Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 25
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	adequate Fettris	3	good	
8543	bland special skewed fusillocybin	3	decent	Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 30
8544	spoiled tiny prescription noodles	1	crappy	
8545	compressed blood-drive sticker	1	good	Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 40
8546	galvanized improved teal upside-down bag of grain	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 62
8547	concentrated blinking pocket maze	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 25
8548	ionized enhanced shady shades	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 66
8549	alkaline aerosolized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 37
8550	normal weird gazelle steak	3	good	
8551	gigantic rotten sausage without a cause	7	crappy	
8552	colloidal extra-galvanized face paint	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 24
8553	watered-down acceptable emergency margarita	2	good	
8554	practically non-alcoholic smooth vintage smart drink	1	awesome	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	galvanized nitrogenated Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 13
8559	cold-filtered narrow yellow bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 30
8560	flattened Aerheads	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 49
8561	extra-deionized double-warmed Wrotz	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 59
8562	quadruple-anodized upside-down Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 36
8563	polarized lime green skewed fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 59
8564	maroon shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	mirror blinking Temple Grandin's dangerous barrel lid of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	teal squat wool barrel hoop earring of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	ghostly vibrating Fonzie's bankruptcy barrel of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	jittery barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	shaking mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	skewed barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	artisanal bottle of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	drinkable mirror barrel-aged martini	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	miniature adequate blinking shaking barrel pickle	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	half-sized rotten barrel cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	mixed upside-down vibrating mushroom	1	crappy	Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	boiled mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	KoL Con 12-gauge of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	twirling greedy Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	horrifying barrel gun	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	rotten water log	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	Tesla grievous barrelhead	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	fireproof Socratic bottoms of the barrel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	jittery foul-smelling toasty chest barrel	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	squat bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	blinking reassuring double barreled barrel gun of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	flame-retardant extremely unsafe Fonzie's triple barreled barrel gun	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	pulsating blue Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked barrel beryl choker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	bouncing yellow quilted dangerous barrel beryl nose ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	scandalous sage barrel beryl ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	pulsating map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	dry altered oxidized cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	colloidal tumbling cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	denatured magnetized cyan cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	dry cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	deionized nitrogenated lime green narrow cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	polymerized cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	extra-colloidal cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	anodized cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	tarnished ionized cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	liquefied cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	aerosolized ionized blue cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	adjusted vacuum-sealed cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	double-dry boiled cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	galvanized moist cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	altered spinning cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	triple-frozen concentrated cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	Vulcanized spinning cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	magnetized pulsating cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	ionized concentrated wet purple cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	quantum tarnished cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	modified cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	anodized chilled double-oxidized cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	super-concentrated aerosolized cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	vaporized cuppa Activi tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	boiled mirror fuchsia cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	chilled galvanized cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	modified cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	extra-aerosolized modified red cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	boiled wet gray tumbling cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	concentrated upside-down cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	frozen quantum shaking cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	deionized extra-galvanized double-boiled spinning blue cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	lime green cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	ghostly cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	twirling cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	corrupted ghostly cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	diffused boiled cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	lightning-fast grievous Royal scepter of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	pulsating Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	flavorless miniature skewed bowl of eyeballs	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	moldy small special bowl of mummy guts	2	crappy	Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	decent tumbling bowl of maggots	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	mediocre blood and blood	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	watered-down tolerable Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	artisanal high-proof zombie	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	mirror Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	fuchsia wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	jittery plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tumbling tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	spinning Newton's stylish crown of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	fuchsia upside-down ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	toasty strapping hawk of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
8655	special rotten bite-sized wobbly hamlet sandwich	1	crappy	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 30
8656	Othello's military jacket of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
8657	Samson's Othello's dagger	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
8658	ghostly Othello's handkerchief of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
8659	electrified bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 30
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	nippy ghostly dagger of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
8663	watered-down lousy ghost beer	2	decent	
8664	dangerous Othello set	0		Weapon Damage: +10
8665	tumbling rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	Oprah's supercool thinker's Yorick	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
8668	blinking rose	0		
8669	wobbly tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	mirror skewed Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	upside-down Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	spinning teal mirror airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	pressed ghostly shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	special flavorless iceberg lettuce	4	decent	Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	practically non-alcoholic artisanal ice wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	ghostly perfumed nippy Wal-Mart snowglobe of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 35, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	blurry manspreader's quilted personal trainer's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	maroon wool friendly supercool Wal-Mart overalls	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	ghostly To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	huge pulsating The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	pulsating Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	yellow Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	olive perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	bellhop's hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	bad ice porter	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	improved nitrogenated exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	lime green bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	triple-diffused galvanized shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	narrow hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	jittery upside-down ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	powdered olive medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	immense decent pulsating ice rice	7	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	drinkable jittery iced plum wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	inspector's energetic arcane researcher's training belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	resourceful shellacked hardened training legwarmers	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	family-friendly sharpshooter's training helmet of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	spinning training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	twirling self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	distilled huge yellow abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	pickled shaking abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	boiled gray tumbling abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	mixed abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	pickled jittery abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	denatured green abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	mixed blue abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	twisted abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	pickled abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	vaporized teal abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	bite-sized moldy VYKEA meatballs	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	weak lousy VYKEA mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	dry yellow VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	blinking bouncing VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	huge lard-coated dog trainer's VYKEA hex key of chilblains	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	normal gigantic jittery tin of submardines	8	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	strong drinkable bottle of norwhiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	mixed wobbly octolus oculus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	fuchsia twirling manspreader's resourceful smartaleck's sardine can key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	Jack Frost's Rosewater's norwhal helmet of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	upside-down MacGyver's beefy octolus-skin cloak of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	lousy weak perfect cosmopolitan	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	perfectly mixed perfect negroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	tolerable enchanted extra-dry perfect dark and stormy	5	good	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	aged skewed perfect mimosa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	watered-down acceptable squat perfect old-fashioned	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	bad perfect paloma	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	concentrated That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	wet aerosolized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	oxidized twirling Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	double-unsweetened Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	improved red Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	aerosolized fuchsia Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	quadruple-vacuum-sealed Vulcanized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	Vulcanized mirror shaking communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	adequate Crimbo salad	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	bite-sized stale bread line	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	delicious pulsating bark rootbeer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	artisanal jittery olive ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	stanky plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	wobbly upside-down Jim Carey's plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	squat steel-toed plastic Crimborgatron	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	mirror supercharged plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	blinking bouncing stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	purple Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	watered-down delicious Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	bouncing Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	aerosolized wobbly pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	ghostly censurious chilly reusable shopping bag of the detective	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	tumbling Fonzie's coarse hemp socks	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	jittery bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	pulsating nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	wobbly deadly pine cone necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	mirror reindeer hammer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	skewed Samson's elf ploughshare	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	gray huge faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	blinking nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	blurry weightlifter's elven tambourine	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	family-friendly reindeer sickle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	blurry face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	spinning face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	squat upside-down The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	yellow Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	yellow plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	tumbling cyan bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	fuchsia ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	wobbly ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	spinning red confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	huge narrow Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	flavorless snack-sized Kudzu salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	distilled cyan Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	triple-distilled tolerable jittery Miss Graves' vermouth	7	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	bite-sized rotten twirling The Plumber's mushroom stew	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	dehydrated The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	high-proof lousy squat The Mad Liquor	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	hand-crafted upside-down Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	small normal Mr. Burnsger	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	powdered wobbly squat The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	blinking Tesla groovy The Jokester's gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	pulsating upside-down hardy padded extremely unsafe The Jokester's wig	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	green prompt savvy strapping The Jokester's pants	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	tarnished cyan twirling Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	olive replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	triple-warmed pickled robin's egg	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	bland small robin flan	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	bad spirit-forward bouncing robin nog	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	ghostly root beer barrel	0		
8840	extra-warmed twirling Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 30
8841	super-concentrated deionized huge Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 31
8842	galvanized double-corrupted purple infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 21
8843	magnetized deionized pulsating can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 59
8844	deionized narrow The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 61
8845	flattened diffused jittery bag of random words	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
8846	activated tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 58
8847	chilled red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 54
8848	oxidized activated polarized question juice	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 69
8849	colloidal double-pickled improved jittery tube of villain	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 35
8850	ghostly scorching your cowboy boots	0		Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	squat nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	yellow nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	pulsating nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	shaking nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	pulsating fuchsia nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	Jeselnik's quicksilver ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	perfumed thicksilver ring of the sewer of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	flame-retardant scandalous coward's wicksilver ring	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	perfumed therapeutic slicksilver ring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	maroon perfumed Van der Graaf wicked sicksilver ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	squat manspreader's stiffened strapping nicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	hardy ticksilver ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	Da Vinci's beefy Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	perfumed banded boxer's Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	lion tamer's Temple Grandin's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Hellfire Spicy Beans of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	experienced Frigid Northern Beans	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	miser's World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	vibrating Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	stanky Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	shaking dog trainer's manspreader's medical-grade Fonzie's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	inspector's family-friendly forbidden Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	flavorless plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	rotten jittery plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	toothsome half-sized plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	rotten plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	stale blurry plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	thick moldy plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	flavorless shaking plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	decent wobbly plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	massive normal plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	9	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	rotten plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	skewed lard-coated Da Vinci's Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	ribald Daisy's unclean bloomers of the storm of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	bouncing Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	family-friendly personal trainer's smartaleck's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	wobbly wobbly Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	knitted wool steel-toed savvy Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	gray El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	jittery Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	wobbly squat avaricious toasty healthy Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	wobbly buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	chilled pulsating poker face paint	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	huge olive tainted milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	concentrated triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	modified denatured upside-down ghost bit	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	adjusted non-flattened narrow huge buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	activated concentrated lion musk	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	flavorless tiny bear claw	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	cold-filtered wobbly rattler gland	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	oxidized ionized blue half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	dry tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	miniature stale rotting beefsteak	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	strong artisanal firemilk	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	diffused bouncing spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	vaporized purple jittery moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	skewed reassuring wholesome western-style skinning knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	gravedigger's steel knuckles	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	jittery Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	twirling Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	pulsating Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	tarnished wet demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	narrow rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	jittery makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	lime green baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	mirror porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	spinning grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	blurry coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	ghostly rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	spinning shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	blue skewed rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	tumbling thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	squat green sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	skewed nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	huge Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	tumbling skewed family-friendly chilly one-gallon hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8960	shaking dangerous personal trainer's two-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10
8961	tumbling chilly personal trainer's three-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5
8962	red mirror smelly four-gallon hat of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
8963	mirror hardened baleful five-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
8964	smelly six-gallon hat of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
8965	gray Jim Carey's hardened seven-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25
8966	tumbling skewed gray blinking beefcake's eight-gallon hat of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
8967	weightlifter's nine-gallon hat of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25
8968	lime green asbestos-lined coward's ten-gallon hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +5
8969	wobbly fortified razor-sharp eleven-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	non-polarized nitrogenated enhanced skin oil	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 57
8973	Vulcanized irradiated narrow unusual oil	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 66
8974	super-polarized warmed jittery eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 23
8975	maroon exclusive club	0		
8976	dry corrupted patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 25
8977	tarnished ghostly patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 24
8978	adjusted narrow patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 29
8979	super-warmed moist patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 68
8980	anodized irradiated patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 45
8981	pressed quantum pressed patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 12
8982	non-vacuum-sealed non-electrified corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 23
8983	mediocre watered-down huge rodeo whiskey	2	decent	
8984	upside-down Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	real cowboy hat	0		Item Drop: +5
8986	blurry Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	red Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	blinking electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	green do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	twisted pulsating armored prawn	1		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	enchanted snack-sized normal jumping horseradish	2	good	Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	acceptable Sacramento wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	corrupted upside-down Greek fire	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	tumbling double-paned toasty coward's careful arcane researcher's ox-head shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -30, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	inspector's personal trainer's dented scepter of the ox of the wise owl of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	spinning blinking up-at-dawn Usain Bolt's executive vibrating very pointy crown of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	coward's deadly Sinatra's battle broom of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	wobbly wool cool weightlifter's carpe of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	skewed frightening ruddy codpiece of the brute of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	blurry brainy troutsers of Gandalf of the blizzard of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	knitted lion tamer's Oprah's bass clarinet of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	upside-down greasy frosty Annie Oakley's banded fish hatchet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	fireproof Temple Grandin's clever wicked tunac	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	spinning fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	altered warmed pulsating wriggling worm	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	drinkable bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	modified high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	resourceful fishin' hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	therapeutic sonar fishfinder	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	spinning pulsating tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	bouncing viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	mirror internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	huge yummy gallon of milk	10	awesome	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	tumbling print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	skewed infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	up-at-dawn Lo Pan's wholesome First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	narrow high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	tiny adequate star salad	1	good	
9031	green Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	miniature fancy toothsome jittery bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	awesome	Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 30
9033	blinking Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	narrow tumbling Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	miniature spoiled browser cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	artisanal strong hacked gibson	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Source shades of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	blinking tumbling software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	narrow missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	twirling Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	shaking Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	cyan spinning Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	mirror Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	spinning fuchsia Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	blurry Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	wobbly Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	ghostly Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	spinning Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	olive Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	shaking Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	scandalous scorching sharpshooter's plastic detective badge of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	shaking flame-wreathed coward's Rosewater's weightlifter's bronze detective badge	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	ghostly executive flame-wreathed arcane researcher's stylish detective badge	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	horrifying resourceful detective badge of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	olive huge auspicious rosewater-soaked detective roscoe of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	altered shoe gum	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	shaking executive rosy-cheeked noir fedora of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	avaricious friendly therapeutic trench coat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	hand-crafted Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	moldy hardboiled egg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	skewed detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	chaotic rosy-cheeked grievous savvy protonic accelerator pack of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	greasy Adventurer bobblehead	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	stanky Oprah's bindle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	razor-sharp wizardly fleshy lump	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	dog trainer's Lo Pan's smoldering bagel punch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	blurry upside-down sinister ghostly reins of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	executive derringer	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	occult Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	ruddy studded Spookyraven signet of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	arcane researcher's tie-dyed fannypack of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	mirror fuchsia lightning-fast Temple Grandin's burnt snowpants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	inspector's standards and practices guide	0		Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	spinning wobbly auspicious nasty lion tamer's Carpathian longsword	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	extremely unsafe Liam's mail of mayonnaise of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	gray Sherlock's studded thinker's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	twirling mirror rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	curative Wrist-Boy	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9103	wobbly Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	skewed Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	frozen liquefied Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 17
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	magnetized pressed blinking Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 20
9110	liquefied cold-filtered bouncing Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 37
9111	quadruple-dry ionized quantum Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 63
9112	nitrogenated dry EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 25
9113	nitrogenated deionized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 45
9114	triple-altered magnetized The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 41
9115	anodized double-activated Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 57
9116	huge time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
9118	shaking maroon jittery Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	extra-dry delicious blinking blinking Shot of Kardashian Gin	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	twirling energetic Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	tumbling Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	blinking School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	ghostly baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	mediocre weak unidentified drink	2	decent	
9127	brawny KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
9128	coward's MacGyver's discarded swimming trunks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -20
9129	irradiated quantum diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 60
9130	modified charisma potion	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 27
9131	wobbly extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	bouncing upside-down pistol of temperance of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100
9133	blue shaking wobbly KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	delicious leftover pasty	4	awesome	
9135	smooth ghostly very whiskey	4	awesome	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	jittery li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	shaking fuchsia li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	shaking li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	tumbling jittery li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	purple li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	dry liquefied hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	nitrogenated ghostly Prunets	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 64
9148	jittery Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	quadruple-energized mirror invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	liquefied dry invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	adequate small bouncing raw sweet potato	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	adequate raw beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	flavorless raw stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	adequate spinning raw cranberry sauce	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	snack-sized flavorless raw turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	normal huge raw mincemeat	6	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	normal jumbo raw potato	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	moldy thick raw gravy	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	spoiled big raw bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	dangerous mini-marshmallow dispenser of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	vibrating studded quilted glass casserole dish	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	avaricious miser's can opener	0		Meat Drop: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	boiled shaking blurry turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	wobbly rock-hard beefcake's glass pie plate	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	squat ghostly shaking potato masher of the wise owl of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	twirling gray gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	rotten tiny sweet potatoes	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	stale bean casserole	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	stale miniature baked stuffing	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	snack-sized moldy cranberry cylinder	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	spoiled maroon thanksgiving turkey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	flavorless mince pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	flavorless half-sized mashed potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	adequate snack-sized warm gravy	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	yummy mirror bread roll	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	moldy leftovers	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	adequate small leftovers sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	maroon tumbling Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	huge megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	cyan pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	spinning blurry packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	double-colloidal flattened eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	watered-down mediocre eldritch extract	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	Usain Bolt's smelly Official Council Aide Pin	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	practically non-alcoholic drinkable eldritch distillate	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	compressed eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	purple thinker's Science Notebook	0		Mysticality: +10
9197	censurious dog trainer's careful eldritch hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	olive foul-smelling razor-sharp sage eldritch pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	aged narrow eldritch elixir	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	shellacked Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	upside-down The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	fuchsia Jeselnik's ball and chain	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	shaking candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	sizzling gingerbread tophat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	sage gingerbread waistcoat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	pulsating mirror inspector's candy dress shoes of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	Herculean brawny candy necktie of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	executive Van der Graaf Socratic chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	ghostly maroon interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	squat gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	flavorless animal part cracker	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	extra-dry bad bouncing gingerbread wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	spoiled blinking gingerbread mug	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	Da Vinci's gingerbread mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	gravedigger's lion tamer's experienced gingerservo	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	galvanized pressed narrow tainted icing	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	olive miser's gingerbeard	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	mirror twirling gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	veiny gingerbread hoodie of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	green fortified gingerbread pistol of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	skewed marzipan briefcase of bravery of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	scorching creme brulee torch	0		Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	blue stylish candy crowbar	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	ghostly perfumed supercharged candy screwdriver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	lion tamer's pumpkin spice candle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	activated irradiated gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	careful Rosewater's gingerbread gavel	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	bouncing gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	smooth ginger beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	vacuum-sealed huge huge industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	liquefied polarized wobbly twirling red fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	perfectly mixed upside-down high-end ginger wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	plastic bad vibe of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	medical-grade plastic angry vikings	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	MacGyver's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	mirror hardy plastic Your Brain	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	wholesome plastic Krampus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	pressed enhanced Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	extra-flattened pickled Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	activated aerosolized blurry Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	adequate spiritual candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	drinkable irresponsibly strong spiritual eggnog	7	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	moldy spiritual fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	bland super-sized squat spinning cyan spiritual gingerbread	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	yellow tumbling chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	pulsating yellow No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	huge fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	bouncing briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	flattened wobbly twirling squat rock candy	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	yummy half-sized green-iced sweet roll	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	skewed sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	huge chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	jittery ghostly gray chakra sludge	0		
9272	jittery negative lump	0		
9273	stylish Third Eye of dire peril	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Krampus Horn of the ox of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	stale gray hambrosier	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	drinkable chakra-mental wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	diffused blinking chakra malt	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	adequate Black Angus blackburger	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	delicious practically non-alcoholic brandy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	modified super-enhanced shaking ghostly potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	blinking electrified groovy bad vibroknife	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	pulsating gravedigger's crystal belt buckle of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	olive sizzling quilted saffron antaravasaka	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	cool thinker's saffron uttarasanga	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	twirling Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	maroon pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	pulsating gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	greasy wholesome Fonzie's Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	snack-sized flavorless purple Eldritch snap	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	modified spinning hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	modified twirling jelly	1		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	pickled jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	powdered sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	distilled stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	normal toast with hot jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	moldy small blinking toast with jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	normal toast with jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	normal toast with sleaze jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	immense spoiled toast with stench jelly	10	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	green space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	double-paned Tesla wax hand	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	jittery zippy energetic candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	stale tiny wax pancake	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	Lo Pan's banded wax face	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	practically non-alcoholic artisanal jittery wax booze	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	powdered huge sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	diet spoiled huge sea truffle	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	recovered cufflinks of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	bouncing heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	quadruple-aerosolized cold-filtered mirror LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	ionized LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	double-denatured adjusted LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	aromatic occult extremely unsafe LOV Eardigan	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	Jeselnik's mansplainer's cool LOV Epaulettes	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	knitted mansplainer's Herculean LOV Earrings	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	ghostly LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	spinning LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	modified bouncing olive LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	blurry bouncing aromatic LOV Elephant	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	brawny eldritch scanner	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	dry lime green eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	foul-smelling Socratic eldritch hammer of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	diet adequate eldritch mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	huge rotten eldritch mushroom pizza	6	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	wobbly eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	non-alkaline red eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	jittery wobbly bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	twirling Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	narrow squat bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	gray jittery shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	upside-down bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	narrow baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	skewed fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	skewed imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	bad weak enchanted blue literal grasshopper	2	decent	Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	watered-down artisanal double entendre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	mediocre narrow Phlegethon	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	aged huge Siberian sunrise	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	delicious practically non-alcoholic blurry blurry mentholated wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed low tide martini	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	watered-down bad shroomtini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	acceptable fortified olive morning dew	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	hand-crafted high-proof whiskey squeeze	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	artisanal bouncing great fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	perfectly mixed triple-distilled Gnomish sagngria	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	special artisanal squat vodka stinger	3	EPIC	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	enchanted tolerable extremely slippery nipple	4	good	Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	practically non-alcoholic smooth fuchsia piscatini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	lousy boozy Churchill	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	bad practically non-alcoholic gray soilzerac	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	mediocre high-proof London frog	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed pulsating nothingtini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted fuchsia eighth plague	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	aged single entendre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	lousy weak blue mirror reverse Tantalus	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	hand-crafted elemental caipiroska	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	lousy Feliz Navidad	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	bad watered-down special Bloody Nora	2	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	perfectly mixed twirling bouncing moreltini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	watered-down perfectly mixed hell in a bucket	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	artisanal Newark	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	perfectly mixed R'lyeh	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	perfectly mixed watered-down Gnollish sangria	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	triple-distilled bad vodka barracuda	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	bad spinning Mysterious Island iced tea	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	distilled drinkable drive-by shooting	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	practically non-alcoholic drinkable gunner's daughter	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	perfectly mixed squat wobbly dirt julep	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	hand-crafted tumbling Simepore slime	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	weak aged Phil Collins	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	wobbly red toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	skewed toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	mirror cyan Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	purple ghostly exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	twirling high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	wobbly alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	mirror olive shaking geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	stale edible alien plant bit	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	cyan huge alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	maroon fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	twisted alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	lime green alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	squat zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	rotten alien meat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	spinning alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	purple fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	boiled alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	huge mirror yellow alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	double-altered diffused alien medicine	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	tasty blinking alien salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	smooth alien booze	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	pulsating cyan mansplainer's ruddy baleful alien mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	mirror bouncing MacGyver's wholesome alien spear of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	blurry foul-smelling alien blowgun of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	narrow extremely unsafe strapping alien loincloth of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	ghostly family-friendly nippy energetic alien totem	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	experienced smartaleck's wizardly alien necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	upside-down spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	cyan spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	flame-retardant Jack Frost's spants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	teal resourceful spant shield of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	twirling extremely unsafe Herculean spant shoulderpads	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	scorching curative spant backplate	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	tumbling zippy rock-hard spant spear	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	cyan murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	bouncing murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	frozen quadruple-modified murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	upside-down murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	squat knitted sizzling cool murderbot mask	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	deionized activated murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	fuchsia murderbot whip of the bloodbag of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	shellacked murderbot plasma rifle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	blurry space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	blinking gray Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	ghostly wobbly Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	spoiled massive Aldebaran sardines	8	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	drinkable Centauri fish wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	distilled oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	boxer's Spacegate scientist's insignia of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	healthy savvy Spacegate military insignia	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	greasy Van der Graaf steel-toed Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	decent thick alien sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	flattened blinking Spant eggs	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 37
9477	jittery bouncing Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	modified diffused Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	electrified Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	enhanced skewed Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	polarized nitrogenated Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	double-colloidal Vulcanized twirling Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	extra-electrified tarnished teal Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	wet oxidized lime green Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	spoiled squat Affirmation Cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	pickled chilled teal huge Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 50
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	clever medical-grade groovy Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	tolerable basic martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	hand-crafted huge improved martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	high-proof bad splendid martini	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	squat exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	lime green blurry gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	up-at-dawn hardy wizardly plastic gundam	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	jittery upside-down License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	purple Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	gray LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	tumbling L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	mirror Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	twirling Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	adequate meteoreo	4	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	bad jittery meadeorite	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	pulsating meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	mirror gray hardened Newton's wizardly meteortarboard	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	Van der Graaf wholesome meteorite guard of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	twirling grievous meteorb of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	bouncing huge vibrating Socratic asteroid belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	MacGyver's meteorthopedic shoes of the wise owl of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	skewed forbidden shooting morning star of incineration of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	lime green meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	squat perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	knitted smelly Oprah's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	maroon hunk of granite	0		
9540	wobbly shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	twirling xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	ghostly O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	lousy DUFRESNE Suds	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	twirling lard-coated frosty mafia pinky ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9547	smooth pulsating jittery gray flask of port	3	awesome	
9548	teal steel-toed contract enforcement stick of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50
9549	rotten Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	practically non-alcoholic bad jug of booze	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	polarized moist mirror spinning pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	frozen temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	dehydrated ghostly glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	green pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	polymerized new habit	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	jittery bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	experienced pearl necklace of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	red amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	bouncing X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	asbestos-lined horrifying protection stick of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
9563	adjusted roll of meat	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 36
9564	skewed therapeutic mafia thumb ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
9565	magnetized unsweetened pulsating cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	huge arcane researcher's Newton's mafia middle finger ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	gray gravedigger's flame-wreathed MacGyver's banded steel drivin' hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	wool mafia pointer finger ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	mirror red worksite credentials of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
9571	wobbly tumbling avaricious toasty savvy smooth negotiatin' hammer	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	twirling pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	blinking family-friendly shellacked mafia wedding ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9576	wobbly electrified mafia organizer badge	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	big decent unfinished fruitcake	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	double-corrupted and cracker	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	distilled lousy bouncing neg grog	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	snack-sized moldy half double fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	adequate bite-sized lime green spinning hushed puppy	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	immense bland huge muffled muffuletta	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	stale small shushed potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	purple Temple Grandin's plastic mime functionary	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	upside-down hardy plastic mime scientist	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	pulsating stanky plastic mime soldier	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	therapeutic plastic mime executive	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	narrow prompt plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	shaking yellow locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	blurry temperance whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	dry ionized blue spinning wishbone	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	acceptable Racisto Ruidoso	4	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	immense spoiled bran muffin	7	crappy	
9598	moldy bite-sized ghostly blueberry muffin	1	crappy	
9599	teal silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	narrow silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	blurry silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	skewed silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	blinking silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	olive silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	wobbly silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	jittery silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	shaking silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	upside-down silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	shaking silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	cyan silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	maroon wobbly silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	skewed silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	lime green anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	purple skewed warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	ghostly green mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	artisanal wobbly stale cheer wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	adequate miniature enchanted stale Cheer-E-Os	2	good	Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	skewed cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	Jim Carey's cheerful antler hat of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	bouncing yellow miser's Herculean cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	sharpshooter's hardened cheerful pajama pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	pulsating pulsating The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic executive mime flask	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	low-calorie toothsome purple nega-mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	acceptable nega-mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	dry Vulcanized super-dry Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	flavorless mime army rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	lousy mime army wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	denatured wobbly tumbling mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	triple-adjusted electrified oxidized teal mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	studded beefcake's miming beret	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	Temple Grandin's miming shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	scandalous lion tamer's miming corduroys	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	squat dog trainer's miming boots of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	padded miming gloves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	wobbly donated food	0		
9664	huge donated candy	0		
9665	anodized twirling digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	huge arcane researcher's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	mime army insignia (intelligence) of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	fuchsia fortified mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	maroon mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	narrow mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	twirling mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	fireproof nasty mime army infiltration glove	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	maroon mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	teal cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	normal tiny extra-toasted half sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	lousy upside-down mulled hobo wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	pulsating shaking wicked burning paper hat of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	Sherlock's Tesla burning cape of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	stanky brawny burning paper slippers of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	mirror purple Da Vinci's Rosewater's burning paper jorts of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	green miser's lard-coated careful burning paper crane	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	purple January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	squat January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	ghostly deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	tumbling executive broken champagne bottle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	blinking tinsel tights of incineration of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	green lard-coated quilted brainy wad of used tape	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	wobbly asbestos-lined dangerous Fonzie's silent nightlight of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	oxidized modified jittery sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 64
9697	chilled modified unsweetened pulsating Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 66
9698	non-corrupted hot button candy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 57
9699	baleful slick makeshift garbage shirt of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	censurious novelty monorail ticket of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	compressed purple squat pills	1		
9702	dried pulsating furry pill	1		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 40
9703	distilled wobbly blurry beefy pill	1		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 45
9704	denatured maroon ghostly excitement pill	1		
9705	compressed spinning narrow gray vitamin G pill	1		
9706	diluted mirror cyan lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	dried mirror dieting pill	1		
9712	twirling Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	mirror blinking Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	bouncing They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	olive arcane researcher's genie's turbane of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	narrow knitted wool genie's scimitar	0		Cold Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	bouncing Jeselnik's Van der Graaf genie's pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	asbestos-lined genie's bracers of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	pulsating Temple Grandin's psychic's circlet of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	educational psychic's crystal ball of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	educational thinker's psychic's pslacks	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	double-paned ribald psychic's amulet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	flavorless blurry heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	moldy pulsating Swedish massage fish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	distilled bad Third Base	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	hand-crafted weak Bustle Hustler	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	dry Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	polymerized pulsating Bettie page	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	polarized tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	Vulcanized alkaline upside-down heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	mirror heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	blurry gray personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	purple upside-down Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	tumbling Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	spinning Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	electrified jittery teal rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 29
9744	denatured ionized double-colloidal mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 25
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	polarized super-dry tumbling rhinestone	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	blurry riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	gray piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	tumbling ginseng	0		
9754	personal trainer's Team Avarice cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
9755	grievous Team Sloth cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
9756	deadly Team Wrath cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5
9757	shaking Newton's Mu cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
9758	teal Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	gray Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	ghostly purple Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	tumbling Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	huge Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	huge Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	blinking Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	ghostly Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	squat Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	green Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	squat Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	shaking Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	blurry Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	squat Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	twirling Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	blinking Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	maroon blurry Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	cyan spinning Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	teal Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	ghostly Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	bouncing Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	skewed Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	bouncing Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	blinking Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	tumbling Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	skewed Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	mirror pulsating Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	spinning Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	blurry tumbling Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	blurry Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	skewed Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	huge tumbling shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	ghostly muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	fuchsia ghostly razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	mirror ghostly smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	dehydrated bouncing magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	modified purple bouncing brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	diluted glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 30
9831	powdered scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	dehydrated teal skewed pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 40
9833	compressed blurry lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 30
9834	mixed blinking blinking gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	chilly dangerous FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	yellow flame-wreathed FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	squat olive supercharged FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	wobbly strapping FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	shaking lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	narrow executive flame-retardant &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	spinning plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	shaking faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	fuchsia druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	bouncing flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	polarized universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	red LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	small rotten FantasyRealm turkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	bad watered-down purple shaking FantasyRealm mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	huge hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	special tasty miniature druidic s'more	2	awesome	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	drinkable weak huge mourning wine	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	huge map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	shaking map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	bouncing bouncing map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	adequate denastified haunch	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	perfectly mixed weak pulsating bad rum and good cola	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	anodized galvanized blurry maroon Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	greedy Jeselnik's frightening leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	wobbly upside-down prompt Master Thief's utility belt of Gandalf of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	executive sage Duke Vampire's regal cloak of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	squat fireproof educational Dragonscale breastplate of terror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	spinning Jack Frost's wizardly belt of Ogrekind of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	Van der Graaf resourceful Herculean The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	shaking jittery healthy cool nozzle of the Phoenix of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	narrow brainy the Archwizard's briefs of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	jittery wobbly steel-toed brawny the Ley Incursion's waist of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	narrow Lo Pan's therapeutic shield of the Skeleton Lord of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	toasty Lo Pan's ring of the Skeleton Lord of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	fuchsia bouncing clever padded scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	jittery Jim Carey's chaotic hale Herculean deadfall branch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25
9894	wool veiny studded dangerous Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	maroon ghostly charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	squat dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	perfectly mixed weak two meat muck	2	EPIC	
9899	normal bite-sized chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1	good	
9900	jumbo adequate chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	5	good	
9901	rotten upside-down chocolate Spider Queen	3	crappy	
9902	extra-dry perfectly mixed hipster cocktail	5	EPIC	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	lime green blinking squat God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	blurry God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	wobbly Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	blurry gattoo	0		
9912	teal A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	huge stale good guava	8	decent	
9916	lousy watered-down gin and ginger	2	decent	
9917	huge Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dried gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	blinking A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	anodized polarized maroon Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	non-concentrated chilled wobbly Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	blinking lime green Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	dried Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	narrow Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	tumbling ghostly careful supercharged rosy-cheeked grievous Brutal brogues	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	olive Fonzie's Socratic Samson's weightlifter's Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	tumbling spinning blue aromatic razor-sharp thinker's Nouveau nosering of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	anodized sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	altered non-adjusted boiling broth	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	diffused squat interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	maroon Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	squat squat Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	mirror Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	narrow banded sage strapping PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	acceptable Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	skewed Rosewater's pentagram bandana of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	greasy skull ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	low-calorie tasty PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	huge Socratic dorky glasses of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	squat boxer's ponytail clip of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	denatured spinning Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	squat cosmetic football of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	fuchsia skewed frightening shoe ad T-shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	blurry Tesla pump-up high-tops	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	super-alkaline anodized magnetized blue squat runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	chilly educational noticeable pumps	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	acceptable everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	twirling Lo Pan's denim jacket of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	Lo Pan's sinister ratty knitted cap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	grievous intimidating chainsaw of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	watered-down acceptable ghostly party beer bomb	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	decent sweet party mix	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	distilled cyan party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	healthy party pants of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	avaricious horrifying chaotic party whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	watered-down fancy artisanal TRIO cup of beer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	stale party platter for one	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	mixed jittery Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	green scandalous party crasher of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	squat Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	upside-down Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	spinning fuchsia latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	mansplainer's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	blue absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	huge snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	squat mansplainer's electrified snakeskin thighboots	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	double-paned Temple Grandin's snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	chaotic snakeskin jacket of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	narrow slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	spinning maroon slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	fireproof clever thinker's slime waders	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	frosty electrified slime fedora of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	quilted wicked groovy slime knuckles	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	shellacked quilted Sinatra's government-issued slacks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	frosty dance instructor's government-issued eyeshade of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	baleful sinister government-issued necktie of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: 35, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	blinking perfumed lion tamer's Socratic mutant arm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	sage mutant legs of the storm of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	bouncing Usain Bolt's groovy mutant crown of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	toothsome ghostly ectoplasm	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	moldy big	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	lousy bottle of vodka	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	adequate squat pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	acceptable martini	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	flavorless tiny bouncing cherry pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	aged ghostly eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	squat glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	immense bland Hell ramen	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	hand-crafted strong gimlet	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	lousy shaking twice-haunted screwdriver	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	moldy half-sized blue candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	extra-dry bad runny fermented egg	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	adequate snack-sized oldcake	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	jumbo decent traditional Crimbo cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	Sinatra's plastic wild beaver	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	wicked plastic reindeer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	educational plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	flame-wreathed plastic orphan	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	shaking Sinatra's plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	narrow spinning Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	upside-down Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	Temple Grandin's pristine walrus tusk of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	shaking auspicious friendly Staff of Frozen Lard of Gandalf of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	pulsating bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	squat plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mirror mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	flavorless grilled mooseflank	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	moldy moosemeat pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	balanced antler	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	wobbly dam of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	watered-down smooth beavermouth	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	bad practically non-alcoholic green beaver punch (papaya)	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	artisanal wobbly beaver punch (peach)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	hand-crafted fortified beaver punch (cherry)	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	ribald sinister Canadian lantern	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	muskox-skin cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	diet yummy green glass of raw eggs	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	lousy punch-drunk punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	dehydrated jittery body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	huge sizzling bauxite beret	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	mirror Tesla bauxite boxers	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	savvy bauxite bow-tie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	cyan skewed sharpshooter's supercharged thinker's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: 25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	red sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	decent sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	jittery brawny red-hot sausage fork of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	upside-down bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	tumbling sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	perfectly mixed weak fuchsia beer	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	tiny moldy yule gruel	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	perfectly mixed hot watered rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	mediocre weak spinning bottle of Crimbognac	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	delicious super-sized Crimboysters Rockefeller	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	pickled tumbling Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	squat Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	red Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	shaking Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	gray resourceful Socratic Crimbolex watch of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	jittery Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	scandalous Herculean hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5
10082	skewed brainy beefy chalk chlamys	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	huge perfumed chalk chain of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	ribald steel-toed chalk chalice	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	Sherlock's chalk chinos of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	curative strapping chalk chapeau	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	purple ribald friendly chalk choker	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	boiled chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	nitrogenated candy chalk	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11
10090	tumbling greasy friendly marble maebari	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	family-friendly razor-sharp marble mantle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	marble magnet of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	cyan Oprah's marble mignonette bowl of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	chaotic marble medallion of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	Socratic beefy marble mariachi hat	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	mixed marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	colloidal bouncing Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 34
10098	wobbly upside-down frightening razor-sharp punching bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	blurry electrified boxer's pith helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	wobbly knitted weightlifter's poncho	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	spinning prompt wizardly pendant	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	spinning avaricious fortified palazzos	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	purple Annie Oakley's Socratic pseudoaccordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	mixed blurry pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	corrupted magnetized Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 36
10106	spinning Usain Bolt's energetic terra cotta truss	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	knitted terra cotta trousers of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	groovy beefy terra cotta tongs	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	blinking Jack Frost's terra cotta train of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	supercharged terra cotta tie tack of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	bouncing miser's terra cotta tambourine of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	compressed red huge spinning terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	deionized activated terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 64
10114	medical-grade velour voulge	0		Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	greasy ruddy velour vambraces	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	rock-hard wizardly velour veil	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	nasty velour viscometer of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	frosty rosy-cheeked velour valise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	skewed executive coward's velour vaqueros	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	compressed huge velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	double-unsweetened Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 27
10122	glass suspenders of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	teal shellacked strapping glass shield	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	yellow Sinatra's glass stetson of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	glass spectacles of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	fuchsia banded glass shiv of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	blinking Jim Carey's healthy glass serape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	dehydrated glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	ionized non-anodized blurry hard candy	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 45
10130	jittery flame-retardant Tesla loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	therapeutic forbidden loofah lei	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	family-friendly supercharged loofah lederhosen	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	twirling loofah ladle of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	blinking purple gravedigger's slick loofah legwarmers	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	chaotic loofah lavalier of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	modified blinking bouncing spinning loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	corrupted ghostly chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65
10138	flagstone flag of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	foul-smelling Van der Graaf flagstone flail	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	razor-sharp Newton's flagstone flip-flops	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	rock-hard flagstone fez of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	ruddy Rosewater's flagstone fleece	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	flagstone fringe of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	diluted bouncing spinning flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	chilled spinning jittery Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 43
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	smartaleck's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	pickled pressed tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	compressed lime green prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	olive aromatic tailored vest	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	upside-down sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	ghostly really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	forbidden elf army poncho	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	adequate lime green elf army field rations	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	blurry gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	asbestos-lined personal trainer's discarded bowtie	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong skewed martiny	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	dry irradiated licorice snake	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 59
10161	irradiated improved blinking virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 18
10162	frozen ionized tarnished wobbly mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 49
10163	warmed warmed skewed government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 58
10164	dry squat cyan Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 62
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	avaricious mansplainer's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	teal ghostly blood bag	0		
10169	rotten bloodstick	4	crappy	
10170	tolerable bottle of Sanguiovese	3	good	
10171	half-sized adequate actual blood sausage	2	good	
10172	watered-down smooth ghostly mulled blood	2	awesome	
10173	flavorless small blood snowcone	2	decent	
10174	lousy spirit-forward Red Russian	5	decent	
10175	half-sized flavorless purple blood roll-up	2	decent	
10176	artisanal weak bottle of blood	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
10177	moldy blood-soaked sponge cake	4	crappy	
10178	mediocre boozy vampagne	5	decent	
10179	spoiled bite-sized plain snowcone	1	crappy	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	twirling fuchsia money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	squat bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	maroon PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	miser's aromatic frightening PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	wobbly bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	upside-down narrow compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	green tumbling Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	blue recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	tasty crabsicle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	jittery jittery melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	watered-down bad bottle of dark rhum	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	spirit-forward hand-crafted bouncing bottle of extra-dark rhum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	enchanted strong hand-crafted bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	5	EPIC	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	polarized pickled tumbling pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	green twirling MacGyver's educational conquistador's breastplate	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	pulsating smartaleck's pirate pantaloons	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	green [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	wobbly scandalous pirate radio ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	miniature decent pineapple slab	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	yummy hibiscus petal	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	double-anodized non-anodized spinning huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	squat cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	boiled skewed ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	mirror yellow Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	shaking Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	diluted twirling pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	teal Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	skewed pulsating PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	blurry crafty plush sea serpent	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	flavorless pirate fork	4	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	mirror Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	Lo Pan's piratical blunderbuss of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	Usain Bolt's chaotic PirateRealm party hat of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Island Landslide	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	hand-crafted triple-distilled Island Thunderstorm	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	lousy Island Hurricane	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	tolerable Skull Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	irresponsibly strong bad pulsating Electric Punch	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	watered-down hand-crafted cyan Smuggler's Punch	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	distilled lousy Scorpion Bowl	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	mediocre Turtle Bowl	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	perfectly mixed jittery Cobra Bowl	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	aromatic steel-toed boxer's vampyric cloake of the pedagogue of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	flattened jittery spinning one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 27
10245	narrow arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	tumbling maroon 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	red squat blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	razor-sharp savvy Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	spinning Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	mirror prompt Sherlock's manspreader's Annie Oakley's hardy veiny rosy-cheeked Fonzie's Samson's hewn moon-rune spoon of temperance of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: 60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	bouncing cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	upside-down coward's hardy smartaleck's Beach Comb	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	tumbling grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	skewed empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	gray hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	dry green magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	polarized improved blurry cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	quadruple-warmed flattened gray seashell	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	cold-filtered bouncing seashell	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	quantum corrupted tarnished ghostly seashell	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	tolerable bottle of sea wine	4	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	vaporized spinning kelp	1		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	narrow greedy Jeselnik's scandalous stanky thinker's beefy driftwood hat of wisdom of terror of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: 25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: 30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	executive auspicious chilly medical-grade quilted Sinatra's smartaleck's driftwood pants of the bloodbag of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	wobbly double-paned Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's therapeutic hale Socratic driftwood bracelet of wisdom of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	scorching Da Vinci's waders of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	Sherlock's sizzling careful spearfish fishing spear	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	sage beefcake's rabbitfish fin of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	banded sage pirate cutlass of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	groovy cool tricorn hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	blurry family-friendly Socratic Rosewater's swash buckle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	blurry upside-down meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	jittery fireproof educational slick meteorite earring	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	frosty vibrating meteorite necklace of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	skewed banded wicked meteorite ring of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	tarnished adjusted maroon mirror Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 46
10290	ionized chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 66
10291	experienced supercool driftwood beach comb of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	red spinning Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	flame-wreathed clever banded whittled tiara	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	jittery lightning-fast Jack Frost's whittled shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	sharpshooter's baleful stylish whittled flail	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	executive censurious whittled wand of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	shaking auspicious family-friendly deadly whittled flute	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	personal trainer's boxer's whittled bear figurine of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	pulsating wizardly whittled owl figurine of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	careful rock-hard whittled fox figurine of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	lion tamer's whittled walking stick of the empath of courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	toothsome campfire hot dog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	half-sized special bland twirling campfire baked potato	2	decent	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	delicious skewed campfire s'more	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	low-calorie adequate campfire beans	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	jumbo spoiled wobbly campfire stew	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	squat campfire coffee	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	magnetized leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 16
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	huge bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	wobbly campfire smoke	0		
10314	wobbly Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	shaking space shield	0		
10317	mirror signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	red Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	moldy skewed space chowder	3	crappy	
10321	lousy space wine	4	decent	
10322	skewed bouncing The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	upside-down packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	green prompt curative baleful Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	wobbly jittery unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	squat diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	super-sized decent bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	adequate flan del mar	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	thick moldy Baja sopapilla	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	maroon Newton's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	pulsating healthy plastic sea elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	foul-smelling plastic yuleviathan	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	upside-down ruddy plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	rock-hard plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	blinking green red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	stale mana-coated yams	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	flavorless snack-sized squat mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	fancy toothsome mana-fortified cranberry sauce	4	awesome	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	spoiled immense mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	10	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	shaking human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	cold-filtered quadruple-improved warmed shaking patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	denatured ghostly bouncing industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	Vulcanized unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	compressed shaking vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	pickled a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	moist organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	lousy boot flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	anodized upside-down infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	dried pulsating tumbling fish sauce	1		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	jumbo tasty guffin	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	vaporized wobbly squat Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	pickled red blinking non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	colloidal peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	activated colloidal Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	wet blinking huge extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	compressed narrow gray pulsating livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	mixed tumbling skewed beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	double-paned foul-smelling oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	concentrated aerosolized upside-down tumbling concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	boiled warmed gray liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	twirling map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	inspector's sinister Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	huge huge The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	ionized alkaline spinning blinking salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	stiffened boxer's ribbon candy ascot	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	huge intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	anemoney clip of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	pickled blinking super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	stanky Jack Frost's thinker's icing poncho	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	concentrated adjusted squat ghostly glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	smelly nippy Mer-kin rollpin	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	spinning personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	bouncing tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	snack-sized fancy decent bowl of mernudo	2	good	Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	acceptable fishelada	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	stale ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	upside-down waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	mirror blinking mirror waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	ghostly wobbly waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	skewed Rosewater's savvy nutcracker hat	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	lightning-fast asbestos-lined nutcracker waistcoat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	dog trainer's nutcracker pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	friendly nutcracker boots of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	supercool nutcracker sword of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	flame-retardant wool nutcracker drumstick	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	brawny nutcracker beard of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	twirling shellacked dance instructor's nutcracker cape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	up-at-dawn sage nutcracker epaulets	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	tasty upside-down salt plum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	lime green peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	tasty twirling and bean	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	squat Jeselnik's hardened stiffened kelp-holly gun	0		Damage Reduction: 4, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	green mirror chilly Da Vinci's Yuleviathan necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	upside-down peppermint spine of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	nippy weightlifter's soggy elf shoes	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	sage Crimbylow-rise jeans of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	gravedigger's beefcake's kelp-holly drape	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	cyan lightning-fast wicked arcane researcher's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: 100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	thick adequate tempura and bean	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	perfectly mixed high-proof shaking salt plum sake	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	energized skewed upside-down pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	polarized ionized bouncing almond	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 16
10429	flattened cold-filtered handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	jittery Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	lard-coated greasy frightening Retrospecs	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	mirror unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	mirror lion tamer's resourceful slick Powerful Glove of the wise owl of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	yellow spinning enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	upside-down cyan status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	lime green veiny steel-toed personal trainer's Drip harness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +10
10442	up-at-dawn drippy truncheon	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	olive drippy snail shell	0		
10445	immense bland drippy nugget	6	drippy	
10446	artisanal glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	immense spoiled blurry drippy caviar	7	drippy	
10448	stale special tiny tumbling drippy plum(?)	1	drippy	Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 25
10449	curative drippy stake	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
10450	skewed The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	narrow mushroom	0		
10456	narrow deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	pickled fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
10459	moist healthy juice	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 51
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	red work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	shellacked cape	0		Damage Reduction: 7
10467	smooth back shell of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	wobbly power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	maroon Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	groovy bony back shell	0		Moxie Percent: +10
10473	red frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	aerosolized blooper ink	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 47
10475	jittery coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	twirling plastic doll arms	0		
10479	pulsating blinking plastic doll legs	0		
10480	blurry spinning rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	twirling Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	lime green free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	jittery colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	decent mushroom filet	3	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	denatured red mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	watered-down drinkable lime green upside-down mushroom whiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	aromatic Jack Frost's electrified mushroom cap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	skewed clever vibrating curative mushroom shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	vibrating fortified mushroom pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	avaricious wicked mushroom badge of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: 80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	lime green house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	alkaline alkaline blinking huge piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	mirror plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	shaking sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	squat family-friendly kettle bell	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	greasy glued-together crystal ball	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	upside-down martini dregs of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	flickering flashlight of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	crumbling rabbit's foot of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	squat boxer's outmoded fidget toy	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	forbidden flimsy ski pole	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	crafty pizza box	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	energetic hale chipped coffee mug	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	tumbling Left-Hand Man action figure of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	lime green ghostly drippy enzyme	0		
10520	green drippy salt	0		
10521	blinking drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	upside-down drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	smooth spirit-forward twirling blue drippy pilsner	5	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	twirling supercool gory drippy orb	0		Moxie Percent: +20
10531	squat annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	foul-smelling flame-wreathed Guzzlr tablet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	skewed skewed Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	mirror Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	blinking beefy Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Ghiaccio Colada	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	hand-crafted bouncing lime green Sourfinger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	smooth spinning upside-down Nog-on-the-Cob	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	mediocre watered-down Steamboat	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	watered-down lousy fancy huge Buttery Boy	2	decent	Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	pulsating Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	skewed huge Rosewater's sage clown car key	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	wobbly knitted thinker's batting cage key of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	purple wool vibrating aqu&iacute; of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	rosewater-soaked lion tamer's knob labinet key of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	squat crafty steel-toed weremoose key of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	blurry dance instructor's peg key	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	bouncing pulsating frosty kekekey	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	ribald rabbit's foot key	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	brainy strapping knob shaft skate key	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	ribald stanky scorching ice key	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	skewed slick anchovy can key	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	horrifying experienced cactus key	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	bouncing mirror f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	blurry baleful treasure chest key of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	family-friendly mansplainer's stiffened demonic key	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	red Lo Pan's key sausage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	supercharged knob treasury key of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	twirling zippy wool sizzling scrap key	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	lion tamer's educational rose key	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	healthy music box key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	squat twirling careful Annie Oakley's actual skeleton key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	inspector's censurious deep-fried key of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	slick discarded bike lock key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	twirling Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	adjusted squat marshroom	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 58
10573	lime green bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	blurry Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	activated tarnished salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 12
10577	adjusted fuchsia twirling writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 40
10578	polarized wobbly gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 62
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	upside-down packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	skewed blurry SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	olive flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	birch battery of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	friendly Socratic cool ebony epee	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	shaking wobbly studded forbidden baleful weeping willow wand	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	lion tamer's beechwood blowgun of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	asbestos-lined baleful maple magnet of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	avaricious asbestos-lined hemlock helm of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	blue sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	hale balsam barrel of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	olive redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	liquefied moist quantum ghostly redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	Usain Bolt's extremely unsafe Sinatra's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	lion tamer's studded wicked strapping wormwood wedding ring of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	squat mirror Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	MacGyver's ert grey goo ring	0		Maximum MP: +100
10603	blurry fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	magnetized nitrogenated Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	super-magnetized spinning Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	mirror narrow Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	stale lime green Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	nitrogenated alkaline quadruple-energized Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	padded beefy Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	huge double-paned Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	smelly sage Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	blinking Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	mirror spinning frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	spinning teal uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	purple onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	mirror twirling lime green onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	squat onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	mirror alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	blue alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	maroon alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	yellow clever Cargo Cultist Shorts of the storm of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	bad flask of moonshine	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	scandalous beefcake's sea-worn candlestick of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	nitrogenated wobbly null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	moldy chocolate chip muffin	3	crappy	
10644	blurry Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	blurry gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	gray mirror grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	concentrated purple fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	non-modified liquefied boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	alkaline triple-anodized cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	double-irradiated vacuum-sealed squat overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	deionized altered hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	adjusted magnetized hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	blue Book of Old-Timey Carols of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	squat reassuring Crimbo smile	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	forbidden SalesCo sample kit	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	ionized tumbling candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	energized sugar	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	corrupted modified multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	dance instructor's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	crafty plastic multi-level marketer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	clever plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	coward's plastic Mirth	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	healthy plastic Penny	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	mirror blinking overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	Da Vinci's neck wreath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	Da Vinci's shining star cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	pulsating manspreader's nativity shorts	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	prompt myrrh pouch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	lightning-fast beefy frankincenser	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	fortified Socratic gilded trumpet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	Usain Bolt's &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	squat wine carrier of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	electrified candy bucket	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	pickled olive pulsating prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	alkaline cyan imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	galvanized boiled hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	bouncing government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	shaking government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	huge Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	teal booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	shaking candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	blue booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	bouncing deadly fruit bat of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	studded tinsel orb of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	Tesla deadly snowpack	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	chaotic slick Satan hat	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	vibrating boxer's Crimbo stockings	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	gray family-friendly poncho de azucar of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	cyan The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	red The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	lime green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	lime green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	yummy spinning and pepper (stale)	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	aged weak cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	bad wobbly barrel-aged eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	tasty massive hand-crafted candy cane	7	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	flavorless enchanted snack-sized drive-thru burger	2	decent	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	aged ghostly Boulevardier cocktail	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	concentrated Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	normal diet bowl full of jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	hand-crafted skewed Eye and a Twist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	oxidized tarnished blurry purple Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	mirror digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	upside-down packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	jittery pulsating fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	jittery wobbly emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	twirling robo-battery	0		
10736	twirling Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	upside-down lime green power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	Vulcanized bouncing battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	polarized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	boiled extra-modified battery (D)	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	ionized spinning battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	double-modified tarnished alkaline battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	energized spinning battery (car)	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	spinning marshmallow	0		
10747	lousy marshmallow bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	wobbly packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	jittery plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	adjusted pressed narrow short beer	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	irradiated short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	galvanized energized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	oxidized short glass of water	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	anodized extra-electrified lime green short	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	green Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	cyan quantum of familiar	0		
10759	familiar scrapbook of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	shaking packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	mirror foul-smelling manspreader's fedora-mounted fountain of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	blurry smelly toasty smooth sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	greedy aromatic porkpie-mounted popper of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	ghostly rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	blinking rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	gigantic spoiled fire crackers	7	crappy	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	nippy Van der Graaf Catherine Wheel	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	Annie Oakley's strapping rocket boots	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	coward's chaotic sparkler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	chilled aerosolized Vulcanized Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	super-irradiated aerosolized ionized narrow The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	dry jittery Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	non-anodized boiled nitrogenated Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	concentrated Vulcanized shaking bouncing jittery Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	steel-toed dance instructor's extra-large utility candle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	ghostly perfumed runed taper candle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	scandalous banded novelty sparkling candle of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	teal executive gravedigger's Abracandalabra	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	Sherlock's fireproof extra-wide head candle	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	energized nitrogenated activated natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	corrupted Vulcanized skewed tumbling rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	wet olive bouncing squat banana candle	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	vacuum-sealed olive ear candle	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	pickled improved cold-filtered votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	Fonzie's B. L. A. R. T.	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	upside-down Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	blinking literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	olive mirror wool chaotic therapeutic veiny sinister industrial fire extinguisher of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	green blinking bouncing The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	blinking The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	green twirling bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	ghostly lightning-fast Sherlock's banded Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	upside-down eggwater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	small rotten bread man	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	yummy green plain candy cane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	half-sized rotten flour cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	narrow nasty plastic food lab	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	reassuring plastic chem lab	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	blinking curative plastic primary lab	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	teal wobbly family-friendly plastic Cheer Core	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	spinning packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	upside-down medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	veiny ice crown of vim and vigor of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	red sizzling shellacked jeans of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	shaking spinning manspreader's wholesome ice wrap of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	bland special blinking tofu pop	4	decent	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	spoiled super-sized bowl of prescription candy	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	decent narrow fishcake	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	special decent half-sized bone broth	2	good	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	normal ghostly squat star pop	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	watered-down bad Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	tolerable triple-distilled skewed Doc's Smartifying Wine	10	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	mediocre distilled Doc's Limbering Wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	tolerable Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	compressed tumbling Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	dried skewed Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	vaporized shaking bouncing Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	pickled Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	improved quadruple-colloidal dry bouncing anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	magnetized anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	diffused pickled anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	anodized ionized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	flattened blurry anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	irradiated pressed squat upside-down anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	mediocre special weak wobbly Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	decent	Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	bland bread pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	delicious practically non-alcoholic jittery clear Russian	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	skewed Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	ghostly gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	blurry goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	blurry Da Vinci's cozy scarf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	bland massive huge Crimbo cookie	10	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	vacuum-sealed liquefied fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	aromatic third ear	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	tumbling mirror festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	pulsating poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	huge electrified peppermint-scented socks	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	squat the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	supercharged depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	stale &quot;caramel&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	Samson's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	supercharged carnivorous potted plant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	narrow universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	green yule hatchet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	snack-sized stale lab-grown meat	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	fleece of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	gray boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	dog trainer's pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	mirror twirling censurious coward's Tesla can of mixed everything	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	olive narrow the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	tiny bland meatball	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	twirling refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	pickled squat fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	twisted astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 30
10884	gray upside-down mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	Jeselnik's manspreader's clever magnifying glass	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	mediocre fortified void lager	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	spoiled void burger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	narrow frosty Jim Carey's void shard of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	bouncing undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	twirling lime green cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	narrow combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	squat boxer's combat lover's locket	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	wobbly trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	ghostly fireproof ribald wizardly unbreakable umbrella (broken) of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	bouncing MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	pressed activated emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	green mirror survival knife of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	mirror supercool crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	twirling dangerous headlamp	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	family-friendly deadly thermal blanket of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	blinking olive atlas of local maps of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	extra-ionized spare battery	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	activated flattened single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	tarnished ionized ghostly gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	huge flavorless spinning 20-lb can of rice and beans	9	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	wobbly bar of freeze-dried water	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	stale big expired MRE	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	moldy diet red cool mint precipice bar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	spoiled enchanted carrot cake precipice bar	4	crappy	Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	spinning packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	purple Sherlock's careful thinker's June cleaver	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	triple-distilled tolerable Dad's brandy	7	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	electrified Fonzie's teacher's pen	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	tasty fire-roasted lake trout	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	bland guilty sprout	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	arcane researcher's experienced mother's necklace	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	improved shaking huge trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	flattened gray twirling savings bond	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	squat designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	boiled shaking sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	mirror stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	teal bouncing dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	Jim Carey's pterodactyl rifle	0		Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	bouncing birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	activated corrupted blurry olive Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 40
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	blurry skewed camouflage vest of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	huge lard-coated savvy awkward dinosaur research harness of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
10948	reflective vest of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
10949	auspicious dinosaur	0		Item Drop: +10
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	tumbling horrifying hardy Jurassic Parka	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	flattened cold-filtered autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	hand-crafted spirit-forward cyan AutumnFest ale	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	clever curative steel-toed autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	ghostly auspicious Newton's Samson's boxer's autumn debris shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	stale huge autumn-spice donut	6	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	alkaline dry wobbly ghostly gray autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	blinking ruddy wizardly weightlifter's autumn leaf pendant	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	vaporized blurry autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	liquefied magnetized colloidal shaking autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	mediocre Oopsie IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	skewed mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	squat Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	squat St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	adequate ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	huge enchanted adequate Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	10	good	Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	immense flavorless roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	decent St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	delicious low-calorie Pete's wiley whey bar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	normal jumbo Pete's rich ricotta	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	perfectly mixed Boris's beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	flavorless yellow honey bun of Boris	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	low-calorie moldy Boris's bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	yellow Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	adequate fancy maroon narrow baked veggie ricotta casserole	4	good	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	spoiled plain calzone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	moldy roasted vegetable focaccia	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	low-calorie adequate fancy upside-down Pizza of Legend	1	good	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	fancy normal pulsating Calzone of Legend	3	good	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	purple Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	upside-down teal Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	pulsating cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	tiny flavorless Deep Dish of Legend	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	ghostly government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	yellow knitted prohie's hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	pressed imported taffy	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	sharpshooter's Charleston shoes of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	green Jim Carey's veiny rare oboe	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	smelly stiffened bullet necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	miniature adequate swamp haunch	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	olive reassuring gator shades of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	olive milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	aged narrow Charleston Choo-Choo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	drinkable fuchsia Velvet Veil	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	watered-down artisanal special Marltini	2	EPIC	Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	lousy Strong, Silent Type	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	tolerable Mysterious Stranger	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	mediocre Champagne Shimmy	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	upside-down wool grievous ceramic cestus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	Tesla resourceful wizardly ceramic centurion shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	bouncing inspector's ceramic celery grater of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	banded dangerous ceramic celsiturometer of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	Sherlock's ceramic cerecloth belt of the cougar of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	squat occult experienced ceramic cenobite's robe of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	compressed red ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	ionized pickled diffused ghostly twirling extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 63
11028	twirling Herculean brainy chiffon chevrons of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	bouncing jittery scandalous stylish weightlifter's chiffon chapeau	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	wholesome chiffon chamberpot of extreme caution of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	sharpshooter's quilted chiffon chemise	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	miser's family-friendly Socratic chiffon chakram	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	upside-down huge manspreader's fortified chiffon chaps of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	compressed pulsating chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	colloidal colloidal chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 19
11036	bland jittery chocomotive	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	yummy big freightcake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	watered-down hand-crafted cabooze	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	wool plastic passenger car	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	twirling plastic dining car of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	banded plastic coal car of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	shaking cool plastic locomotive	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	ghostly shaking packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	twirling model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	squat pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	dry chilled Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 60
11051	double-flattened denatured upside-down olive Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 38
11052	alkaline polarized huge Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 47
11053	ionized Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 50
11054	warmed nitrogenated Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 30
11055	deionized spinning olive Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 61
11056	huge ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	blurry ping-pong ball	0		
11058	nasty Trainbot harness	0		Stench Damage: +5
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	wobbly Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	studded head-mounted Trainbot of James Dean of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	weightlifter's leg-mounted Trainbots of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	green avaricious quilted Socratic shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	distilled acceptable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	5	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	upside-down Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	snack-sized normal jittery honey-drenched ham slice	2	good	
11071	drinkable upside-down mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	good	
11072	flavorless super-sized skewed Crimbo food scraps	5	decent	
11073	upside-down arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	blurry automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	bouncing table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	spinning industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	toothsome maroon steamed oyster	3	awesome	
11079	mirror blue really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	twirling crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	watered-down mediocre Crimbosmopolitan	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	toothsome Crimbo dinner	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	ghostly unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	cyan grubby wool	0		
11092	narrow fireproof strapping grubby wool hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
11093	blurry lightning-fast grubby wool scarf of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
11094	jittery nasty energetic grubby wool trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5
11095	censurious perfumed resourceful grubby wool gloves of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
11096	squat grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	delicious boozy nice warm beer	5	awesome	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	vaporized jittery spinning fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	upside-down lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	squat milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	spinning molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	twirling whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	gray chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	miniature normal pixel bread	2	good	
11113	mediocre cyan pixel whiskey	4	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	flattened galvanized glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	liquefied mushroom	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	aerosolized triple-boiled five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	spoiled fancy miniature pulsating super good fruit	2	crappy	Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	twisted energized spores	1		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	shaking lightning-fast toasty hot pepper	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	denatured out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	oxidized fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	denatured flapper fly	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	bad special irresponsibly strong shot of wasp venom	7	decent	Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	pickled shaking pulsating filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	colloidal double-chilled narrow shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	ionized boiled jittery pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	triple-boiled spinning pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	cold-filtered spinning angry agate	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	super-pickled blurry wobbly lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	decent shadow sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	skewed ghostly smartaleck's brawny shadow skin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	polarized denatured unsweetened shadow flame	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	adequate shadow bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	ghostly shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	lousy cyan shadow fluid	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	twirling shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	perfectly mixed shadow venom	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	altered fuchsia shaking shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	spinning stylish shadow stick of the dark arts of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	Annie Oakley's sage bat paw	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
11148	stiffened uncursed bat paw	0		Damage Reduction: 1
11149	twirling curative hardy goblin cape	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11150	personal trainer's uncursed goblin cape	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11151	pulsating fortified dragon wishbone of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11152	rosy-cheeked uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
11153	green dog trainer's Newton's stats of the wise owl of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100
11154	uncursed stats of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11155	twirling gravedigger's wicked arcane orb	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
11156	prompt uncursed arcane orb	0		Adventures: +3
11157	machete of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
11158	uncursed machete of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
11159	mirror purple narrow blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	vibrating Samson's slick medallion	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
11162	experienced uncursed medallion	0		Experience: +2
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	bouncing Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	bouncing closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	lime green shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	purple shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	huge shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	smelly ruddy personal trainer's shadow chef's hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	twirling baleful shadow trousers of the blizzard of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	shaking personal trainer's Samson's shadow hammer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	hale arcane researcher's shadow monocle of terror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	narrow shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	spoiled spinning shadow hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	mediocre shadow martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	modified tumbling shadow pill	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 30
11185	jittery shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	enhanced jittery jittery shadow candy	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 28
11189	olive replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	spinning red replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	tumbling replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	huge replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	skewed replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	bouncing smelly replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	fortified extremely unsafe replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	mirror flame-retardant sharpshooter's clever stiffened replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	jittery Sherlock's Fonzie's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	squat tumbling chaotic studded slick replica haiku katana	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	blurry replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	upside-down replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	wobbly zippy lard-coated replica Elvish sunglasses of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	green wobbly replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	executive Sinatra's groovy replica Greatest American Pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +40
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	asbestos-lined Fonzie's smooth replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11212	prompt replica Operation Patriot Shield of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	pulsating yellow replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	mansplainer's weightlifter's replica plastic vampire fangs of the ox	0		Muscle: 35, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	jittery replica angel	0		
11216	lime green grievous replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	narrow replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	wobbly replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	twirling replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	upside-down shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	censurious sizzling razor-sharp Herculean Cincho de Mayo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	olive dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	shaking replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	spinning replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	blinking replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	huge replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	arcane researcher's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the overflowing toilet of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's baleful grievous dance instructor's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
11242	tumbling auspicious perfumed asbestos-lined nippy Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked hardened supercool smooth cool replica hewn moon-rune spoon of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: 20, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	skewed yellow replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	huge greedy wool Jim Carey's extremely unsafe replica Powerful Glove of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	Jim Carey's manspreader's educational replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: 35
11246	blurry fortified educational strapping replica industrial fire extinguisher of dire peril of chilblains of horror	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	spinning replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	blurry wobbly replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	mirror flame-retardant therapeutic replica Jurassic Parka	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	narrow replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	blurry family-friendly smelly fortified padded replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Damage Absorption: 80, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	huge shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	olive twirling wobbly 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	jittery upside-down knitted lard-coated scorching nippy shellacked &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	dangerous Newton's pro skateboard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	ghostly Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	twirling Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	mirror Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	Sherlock's supercharged padded weightlifter's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	narrow Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	mirror VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	dry ionized scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	cyan Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	jittery ghostly Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	dry scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	ghostly Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	upside-down Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	lime green Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	jittery Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	perfectly mixed weak Sexy Cosmo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	narrow huge Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	cyan sage red-soled high heels of the wise owl of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	spoiled big cyburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	teal ncle leg of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11287	squat educational savvy rutabuga bag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1
11288	sizzling mesquito proboscis	0		Hot Damage: +10
11289	shaking sharpshooter's senate fly thorax	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11290	improved mirror bug juice	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 46
11291	Jim Carey's spider leg	0		Monster Level: +25
11292	fuchsia sinister beetle antenna	0		Spell Damage: +10
11293	squat gray fortified mantis skull	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11294	chilled bouncing chitin powder	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 24
11295	Temple Grandin's brainy daddy shortlegs leg	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7
11296	baleful arcane researcher's birdybug antenna	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25
11297	kilopede skull of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +25
11298	altered squat haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 13
11299	quadruple-quantum pickled dry bouncing chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 26
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	pulsating souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	narrow replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	wobbly boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	flavorless spinning watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	ghostly jittery thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	flavorless shaking waffle	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	bouncing chilly cat o' nine teeth	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	blurry tooth cap of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	skewed frightening Van der Graaf toothy trousers	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	small moldy squat banana split	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	blinking handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	skewed medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	mediocre bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	shaking executive reassuring occult baywatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	altered narrow narrow wobbly concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 15
11329	compressed meat	1		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 45
11330	altered pulsating red sparkling orb	1		
11331	dehydrated hardening cream	1		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 10
11332	dried red spinning pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	bouncing book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	bouncing Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	bouncing LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	shaking map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	alkaline improved sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 56
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	yellow rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	squat Sinatra's rake	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	blinking day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	squat sage autumnal aegis of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	vacuum-sealed distilled resin	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	shaking super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	blurry spinning lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	maroon tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	jittery tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	personal trainer's Fonzie's impromptu torch	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	blinking steel-toed savvy fig leaf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	friendly smoldering drape of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	mirror smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	Annie Oakley's Sinatra's experienced leaf crown of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	huge adequate blinking leafy browns	9	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	dry pulsating autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	altered non-boiled shaking coping juice	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	mirror Van der Graaf banded candy cane sword cane of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	upside-down automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	spinning handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	lime green Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	twirling upside-down cyan housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	normal pickled bread	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	normal tumbling salted mutton	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	normal thick narrow corned beet	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	teal pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	skewed blinking wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	tasty jumbo peppermint donut	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Elf Guard insignia (private) of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	clever Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	blurry military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	aged Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	mirror Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	razor-sharp brainy Crimbuccaneer lantern of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	twirling Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Crimbuccaneer shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	skewed Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Rosewater's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	dry jittery Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	tumbling Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	scandalous foul-smelling Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	Elf Guard insignia (general) of the brute of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	smooth fancy blinking Crimbow Rainbo	3	awesome	Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	jittery Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	Sinatra's Elf Guard broom of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	narrow manspreader's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	wobbly Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	lousy practically non-alcoholic old-school pirate grog	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	moldy grog nuts	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	aromatic baleful sawed-off blunderbuss of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	hand-crafted watered-down tumbling officer's nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	jittery peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	rotten diet sundae ration	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	spoiled peppermint tack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	adequate whalesteak	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	Annie Oakley's quilted whalegun of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	tumbling Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	frightening Socratic Elf Guard clipboard of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	tumbling executive pegfinger	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	tolerable teal and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	ghostly avaricious Elf Guard and beret	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	huge purple prompt Jeselnik's shipwright's hammer of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	perfumed thinker's gunwale of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	rosy-cheeked quilted Kelflar vest of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	activated pickled tumbling whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	cyan lightning-fast sinister Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	upside-down cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	arcane researcher's Elf Guard mouthknife of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	blinking ruddy Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	dog trainer's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	scorching sinister massive wrench	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked brown pirate pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	teal Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	ghostly The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	tumbling punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	wobbly ghostly greedy sizzling vibrating ruddy weightlifter's Elf dessert spoon of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: 90, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	double-paned rock-hard Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	healthy free boots of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	energetic savvy Elvish underarmor of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	medical-grade Socratic Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	bland big sugarplum ration	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	low-calorie special stale gingerbread nylons	1	decent	Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	moldy half-sized ghostly rum-soaked fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	decent lime	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	normal blue gingerbread pirate	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	miniature stale fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	tolerable weak mulled wine	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	tolerable watered-down Swedish coffee	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	artisanal fancy squat canteen of eggnog	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	perfectly mixed hot wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	hand-crafted watered-down Jamaican coffee	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	hand-crafted high-proof flask of egggrog	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	huge Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	mirror cyan pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	lousy yule grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	flavorless wet tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	tasty huge whalecake	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	mansplainer's gunwale whalegun of the blizzard of the detective	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	mediocre weak and claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	narrow foul-smelling arcane researcher's Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	maroon chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	healthy sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	gravedigger's stiffened replica Elf Guard medal of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	lime green mirror Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	olive huge Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	olive prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	thinker's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of terror	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	twirling mirror My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	scorching chilly barnacle-encrusted sweater of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	lime green studded stylish Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	narrow pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	fuchsia precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	corrupted military candy cane	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 36
11503	vacuum-sealed polymerized groggipop	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 30
11504	nippy moss mace of terror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	blinking prompt coward's moss megaphone	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	upside-down tumbling grievous beefy moss medal	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	purple smooth moss mitre of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	tumbling scorching moss mantle of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	blurry spinning pulsating supercool moss marlinspike of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	powdered bouncing moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	liquefied improved twirling moss floss	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 41
11512	mirror adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	blinking spinning adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	upside-down adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	blinking adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	diluted blurry spinning adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	electrified squat huge adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 27
11520	scorching healthy weightlifter's crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	quilted crepe paper parachute cape of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	upside-down up-at-dawn miser's grievous crepe paper pie clip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	olive narrow Sherlock's arcane researcher's crepe paper puzzle cube of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	Rosewater's strapping crepe paper plunge camisole of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	shaking yellow Lo Pan's Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's crepe paper polka charm	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	twisted blue crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	triple-corrupted altered pulsating crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 11
11528	huge petrified wood war pike of the pedagogue of James Dean	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	toasty personal trainer's petrified wood waist protector	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	family-friendly beefcake's petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	energetic Samson's petrified wood water purifier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	nasty padded petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	prompt slick petrified wood walking pants	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	powdered purple petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	liquefied warmed petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 38
11536	mediocre cybeer	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	mirror encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	ghostly baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	maroon googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	resourceful Socratic Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	studded Elf Guard war standard of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	wicked cool spring shoes of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	adjusted cold-filtered enhanced mirror ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	Vulcanized activated spinning crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	ghostly smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	blinking triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	fuchsia high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	spinning ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	wobbly ghostly yellow quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	blurry quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	motion sensor of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	skewed packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	Everfull Dart Holster of the empath of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	skewed Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	bouncing horrifying occult personal trainer's cool Apriling band helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	groovy Apriling band saxophone of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	asbestos-lined educational strapping Apriling band quad tom of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	chaotic MacGyver's dance instructor's supercool smooth Apriling band tuba	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	Sherlock's perfumed stiffened sinister Apriling band staff of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	spinning blinking Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	mirror boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	olive squat Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	stale snack-sized upside-down yam	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	tolerable yam martini	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	tolerable sweet potato o' mine	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	fortified smooth skewed blurry Southern yam	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	acceptable narrow sweet potato punch	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	miniature stale jittery Mayam spinach	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	stale yam and swiss	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	Sinatra's yam cannon of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	green yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	occult cool furry yam buckler of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	frightening MacGyver's yamtility belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	adequate spinning yam slider	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	huge flavorless yam mayo	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	flavorless thick fancy yam burrito	5	decent	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	squat blinking visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	narrow Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	moldy mini kiwi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	blurry tumbling zippy greedy savvy mini kiwi bikini	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	hand-crafted special mini kiwitini	4	EPIC	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mirror mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	nasty therapeutic mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	spinning mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	thick bland mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	boozy bad enchanted mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	5	decent	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	non-electrified mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	improved mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	lard-coated baleful mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	mini kiwi icepick of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	corrupted mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	twirling blurry packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	upside-down ghostly green protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	pulsating huge blue protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	gravedigger's energetic brawny messenger bag RNA	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	blurry proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	special rotten bacteria bisque	3	crappy	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 5
11619	special decent ciliophora chowder	4	good	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 10
11620	flavorless cream of chloroplasts	3	decent	
11621	huge synaptic soup	0		
11622	shaking muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	twirling elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	blue blurry extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	bouncing untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	cyan blinking prompt ruddy grievous arcane researcher's tearaway pants of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	ghostly Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	purple tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	drinkable bouncing Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	spinning longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	mirror Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	blue Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	narrow boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	spinning Oprah's blade of dismemberment	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	dog trainer's MacGyver's shellacked embers-only jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	frosty bembershoot	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	bite-sized toothsome special blinking wheel of camembert	1	awesome	Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	auspicious scorching hat of remembering of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	blinking throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	bouncing photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	executive perfumed ribald bat wings	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	twirling teal Jeselnik's dangerous monocle on a stick	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe plastic pipe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	family-friendly Socratic fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	rock-hard bow tie of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Food Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	tumbling fuchsia Sherlock's fake huge beard of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	toasty extremely unsafe astronaut helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	upside-down healthy stiffened feather boa	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	careful Sheriff badge of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	skewed auspicious foul-smelling Sheriff pistol	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	spinning careful extremely unsafe Sheriff moustache	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	tumbling narrow crafty dance instructor's photo booth supply list	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	huge peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	decent whirled peas	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	moldy peaza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	yellow peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	compressed ghostly spinning drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	dehydrated shaking green blinking Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	huge red quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	cold-filtered altered pea brittle	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	weak tolerable peasco	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	flavorless small piece of cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	bouncing ghostly Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	tumbling educational stylish deft pirate hook	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	skewed olive Oprah's iron tricorn hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	blurry smelly jolly roger flag	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	spinning sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	drinkable huge tankard of spiced rum	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	tolerable tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	horrifying governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	upside-down slick governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	blue studded governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	blinking harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	tumbling thinker's chili powder cutlass	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	stale narrow Aztec tamale	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	spinning pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	huge zippy groggles	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	crafty silky pirate drawers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	polymerized peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	enchanted acceptable skewed hard cocoa	3	good	Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	spoiled blue salmagumdi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	Socratic plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	electrified baleful plastic Colonel Brando	0		Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	arcane researcher's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	lightning-fast plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	pulsating Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	mirror Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	wobbly Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	adequate squat spinning coney haunch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	energized blinking dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	artisanal moai toai	4	EPIC	
11725	censurious Fonzie's groovy moaiball	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	ghostly half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	anodized mirror narrow four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	mirror up-at-dawn Jack Frost's potato jacket of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	skewed olive Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	brainy beefcake's military orb	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	dry rum ball	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 14
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	chaotic gravyskin hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	up-at-dawn gravyskin buckler of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	frosty dance instructor's gravyskin skirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	tumbling stanky razor-sharp gravyskin pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	ionized crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	bland room scale bean casserole	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	lightning-fast double-paned personal trainer's perfect Christmas scarf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	maroon experienced snowman-enchanting tophat of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	pickled nitrogenated bouncing LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	huge lard-coated manspreader's fortified Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	extra-dry drinkable Easter grasshopper	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	tolerable Irish eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	acceptable canteen of jungle juice	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	weak acceptable turchucken	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	triple-distilled enchanted perfectly mixed mechanically-mulled cider	8	EPIC	Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	delicious holiday trip around the world	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	flavorless special skewed chocolate ostrich egg	3	decent	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	stale miniature maroon beef and cabbage	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	moldy candy rations	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	yummy twirling double-candied yams	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	moldy tiny Christmas ham	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	rotten huge holiday smorgasbord	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	wobbly brainy bejazzled eyepatch	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	tumbling Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	twirling How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	narrow Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	spinning mirror Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	friendly veiny egg gun of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	tumbling foul-smelling vibrating weightlifter's army helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	bouncing candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	spinning napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	moldy half-sized Thanksgiving ration	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	drinkable Easter eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	powdered twirling clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	green coward's hardy veiny Fonzie's nylon Christmas stockings	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: 60, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	ionized upside-down deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	twirling resourceful McHugeLarge duffel bag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	upside-down Jack Frost's dance instructor's McHugeLarge left pole of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	family-friendly manspreader's McHugeLarge right pole of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	forbidden baleful McHugeLarge left ski	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	upside-down grievous McHugeLarge right ski of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	twisted tumbling eXpand	1		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	jittery wobbly datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	blurry dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	fuchsia shaking dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	maroon dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	teal dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	ghostly maroon dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	squat dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	olive blurry dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	upside-down cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	pulsating retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	blinking olive malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	pulsating 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	blinking dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	altered psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	red squat dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	wobbly fuchsia dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	skewed dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	mirror dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	teal dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	purple SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	spinning OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	upside-down insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	narrow parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	yellow ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	improved fuchsia synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 31
11834	unsweetened corrupted spinning iDrops	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 60
11835	teal shame coil	0		
11836	green new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	cyan toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	huge fuchsia phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	mirror dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	blurry chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	squat bouncing plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	tumbling Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	squat stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	skewed foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	bouncing carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	bouncing yellow glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	narrow Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	powdered pulsating scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	hand-crafted pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	boiled phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	mirror unironic knife	0		
11870	pulsating upside-down bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	mixed ghostly leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	rotten Heck ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	flavorless half-sized red burrito	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	thick decent small beer brat	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	stale peach pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	flavorless incredible mini-pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	artisanal mirror Divine sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	watered-down perfectly mixed fuchsia pulsating tangarita sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	artisanal gimlet sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	acceptable vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	acceptable special bouncing prussian cathouse sidecar	3	good	Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	irresponsibly strong artisanal spinning Mon Tiki sidecar	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	resourceful personal trainer's April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	jittery glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	blinking spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	flattened wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	delicious watered-down blinking Three Sheets to the Wind	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	adequate pile of wet dates	3	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	pulsating papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	blurry wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	twirling flame-wreathed wet shower cap	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	wobbly smelly wet shower shoes	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	dangerous wet shower shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	ghostly wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	anodized polarized mirror bouncing wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	triple-vacuum-sealed triple-adjusted twirling wet paperback	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	hale wet shower radio	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wobbly wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	gravedigger's birthday bloon	0		Spooky Damage: +10
11903	boiled diffused jawwetter	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 46
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	blinking wobbly Jim Carey's grievous Peridot of Peril of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	terrycloth turban of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
11907	jockey's hat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
11908	wicked sharpshooter's hat	0		Spell Damage: +5
11909	extra-tight skullcap of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11910	skewed sturdy pith helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
11911	mirror Newton's bishop's mitre	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
11912	fuchsia skewed tin foil hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
11913	construction hardhat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11914	maroon squat extremely unsafe imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11915	gray crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	jittery nippy stylish bycocket	0		Cold Damage: +10
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	blurry exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	sharpshooter's Axis helmet of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
11925	hardened Axis fatigues of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100
11926	skewed experienced Axis suspenders of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	mirror chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	narrow skewed chaotic Allied Radio Backpack of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	shaking ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	narrow confetti grenade	0		
11937	bland Skeleton Wars rations	3	decent	
11938	hand-crafted skeleton war fuel can	3	EPIC	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	twirling bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	reassuring foul-smelling Allied Forces insignia of horror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	purple twirling Axis codebook	0		
11948	warmed squat Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	tumbling reassuring bully badge	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	baleful time cop top hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	red Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	powdered mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	moldy big bouncing toast with mixed berry jelly	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	tasty cup of sugar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	stale mirror Susie's cupcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	ribald padded sage the gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	drinkable ghostly wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	yellow really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	blurry sand penny	0		
11962	spinning educational undersea surveying goggles	0		Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	drinkable irresponsibly strong Ocean-Touched Rum	8	good	
11964	twisted shaking water-logged pill	1		
11965	moldy kelp puck	3	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	shaking blurry scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	twirling sea gel	0		
11971	ionized energized teal shaking octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 52
11972	mirror durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	gray Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	blurry packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	yellow pulsating unblemished pearl	0		
11977	curative dentadent	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11986	pulsating lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	nasty coward's vibrating rock-hard sinister personal trainer's blood cubic zirconia	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	compressed narrow blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	tolerable special pheromone cocktail	4	good	Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	immense normal upside-down spinal tapas	7	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	censurious shrunken head of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	artisanal Smoking Pope	3	EPIC	
12053	adequate prize turkey	3	good	
12054	vaporized narrow medicinal gruel	1		
12055	rotten full-sized pumpkin pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	hand-crafted vodka cranberry sauce	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	enhanced aerosolized twirling yammed candy	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	bite-sized decent treasure chestnut	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	bad mulled butter rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	frozen skewed cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	cyan upside-down plastic left skeleton arm of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	squat pulsating brawny plastic left skeleton leg	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	Temple Grandin's plastic right skeleton arm	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	gravedigger's plastic right skeleton leg	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	extremely unsafe plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	lion tamer's angelbone kilt of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	blurry sizzling angelbone totem	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	olive Jack Frost's angelbone chopsticks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	shaking curative angelbone mantle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	blurry hale angelbone dice	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	blinking MacGyver's studded angelbone halo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	dehydrated angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	cold-filtered concentrated shaking ghostly biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 13
12076	flame-wreathed boxer's devilbone helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	coward's devilbone greaves	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	slick devilbone shinguards	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	shaking lime green vibrating devilbone corset	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	tumbling extremely unsafe devilbone flute of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	bouncing coward's devilbone rosary	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	powdered devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	pickled pickled yellow Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 30
12116	lime green burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	twirling burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	jittery groovy extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	huge The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	delicious Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	mirror crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	weak acceptable lime green bottle of prize-winning rum	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	censurious Jim Carey's beefy Santa-Slayer medal	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	upside-down Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	wet unsweetened boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	non-polymerized huge boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	frozen boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	toasty nippy grievous smoldering vertebra	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	squat smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	Jeselnik's ruddy hot boning knife of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	flame-retardant smelly mansplainer's fistbone	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	green up-at-dawn lightning-fast burnt bone belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	banded scorched skull trophy	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	low-calorie bland wing bone	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic blinking teal weak skeleton venom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	compressed green baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	plastic skeleton rib cage of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	Sinatra's plastic skeleton skull	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	shaking bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	twirling wholesome deadly scorched skeleton mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	wicked scorched skeleton shirt of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	teal beefcake's beefy scorched skeleton pants	0		Muscle: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	red messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	tumbling yellow buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	blinking Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	spinning cyan Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	ghostly wobbly Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	fuchsia Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	resourceful fireproof bonesaw of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	curative wicked vermiculite shield	0		Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	purple narrow steel-toed ship's lantern	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	Jim Carey's rock-hard heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	snack-sized adequate traditional gingerloaf	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	hand-crafted Scotch and eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	tarnished counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	spirit-forward drinkable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	blue The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	super-sized adequate wedge of prize-winning cheese	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	polymerized gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 22
12179	prompt ribald glimmering crystal	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	shaking boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	pulsating ghostly loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	mirror boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	squat 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	improved gray Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	anodized alkaline Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	boiled upside-down mirror Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	Jim Carey's and dress of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	Socratic smooth and dress	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	double-vacuum-sealed dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	huge banded dinosaur bone club	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	lightning-fast dinosaur skull helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	Annie Oakley's strapping dinosaur bone corset of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	bad Pork Elf cough syrup	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	spinning teal Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	tumbling Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	normal half-sized rat pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	pulsating Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	groovy brawny hoverboard of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	resourceful supercharged left shark fin of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	jittery bouncing maroon dog trainer's fitness tracking bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	vaporized lime green upside-down candy bone	1		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 40
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	half-sized bland discarded hot dog	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	hand-crafted weak most of a beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	blue squat legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	decent enchanted can of tuna	3	good	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 15
12227	adequate alien salad	3	good	
12228	rotten ratbatatouille	4	crappy	
12229	moldy super-sized spinning onigiri	5	crappy	
12230	flavorless crudit&eacute;s	3	decent	
12231	low-calorie rotten sauced mutton	1	crappy	
12232	adequate low-calorie upside-down hot honey ant	1	good	
12233	normal fancy gray tomb aspic	4	good	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 10
12234	moldy bite-sized later tots	1	crappy	
12235	flavorless Frutti di Scatoletta	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	fancy delicious Pesto alla Marziano	3	awesome	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	stale Arrattabbattabiata	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	flavorless yellow Orzo di Riso	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	jumbo moldy squat Pasta Grimavera	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	snack-sized bland olive Linguini Ubriacapa	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	gigantic delicious Formica e Pepe	9	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	decent immense spinning Tubetto Gelatto	8	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	miniature bland Gnocci Domani	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	jittery Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	upside-down mega helmet	0		
12252	ghostly narrow inspector's knitted Space Soldier Helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
12253	decent olive premium turkey leg	4	good	
12254	tolerable styrofoam cup of mead	3	good	
12255	chilly sword	0		Cold Damage: +5
12256	squat Sherlock's staff	0		Item Drop: +25
12257	bouncing lute of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
12258	shaking olive shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	skewed flame-retardant experienced brawny The Wizard's Android	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +1
12261	spinning flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	Herculean tactical jester's cap of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	mirror single-use sword	0		
12265	bouncing wobbly medical-grade flimsy plastic helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
12266	mirror energetic flimsy plastic greaves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
12267	strapping flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Muscle: +5
12268	fuchsia twirling sage flimsy plastic shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	smelly clever savvy Portable Laughing Stock	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	bouncing greasy personal trainer's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
12272	decent classic banana	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	spoiled watermelon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	adequate red quince	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	teal jittery Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	huge moldy classic banana pie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	anodized tumbling essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	pickled anodized banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	practically non-alcoholic delicious wobbly Aesop Daiquiri	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	fortified lousy Monkey Congress	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	huge spoiled yellow watermelon pie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	super-tarnished concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	corrupted Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	delicious narrow Melonegroni	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	smooth practically non-alcoholic Melonade Spritz	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	toothsome skewed quince pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	alkaline quince quaff	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	unsweetened upside-down Quickquince	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	drinkable Quiskey Sour	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	distilled hand-crafted Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	tolerable lime green Roth IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	zippy underdraft protection of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	huge solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	delicious tumbling soybean futures	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	polarized aerosolized aerosolized housing bubble	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	magnetized purple Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 21
12298	wobbly squat ruddy stylish financial instrument	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	Usain Bolt's reassuring hedge fund clippers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	narrow spinning dangerous selling shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	asbestos-lined rosy-cheeked 401k ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	wet gray invisible hand	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	polarized double-frozen red circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	electrified deionized olive mint	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	vaporized bouncing toxic asset	1		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dehydrated pulsating intangible asset	1		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	modified upside-down liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	jittery gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	blinking cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	lousy blurry Malattia Becco Malbec	3	decent	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	mirror Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	twirling meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	wobbly can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"