1	tumbling seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	sinister helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	spinning turtle totem	0		
5	narrow teal pasta spoon	0		
6	pulsating scorching ravioli hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	fuchsia saucepan	0		
8	ghostly spices	0		
9	wobbly avaricious disco mask	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	pulsating stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	boiled moxie weed	1		
15	diluted purple strongness elixir	1		
16	pickled skewed magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 15
17	stale miniature noodles	2	decent	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	ghostly fuchsia asparagus knife of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
20	pulsating Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	squat studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	teal ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	twirling really really spider web	0		
30	bouncing maroon rock	0		
31	lime green seal-toothed rock	0		
32	fuchsia squat smartaleck's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	stanky Dolphin King's crown	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	pulsating stylish Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Moxie: +25
36	Fonzie's Knob Goblin tongs	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
37	rock-hard viking helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	pulsating Knob Goblin pants	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	tolerable ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	good	
42	blinking hermit permit	0		
43	red worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	mirror worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	big normal special tumbling hot buttered roll	5	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 50
48	blinking heart of rock and roll	0		
49	miniature decent huge bowl of cottage cheese	2	good	
50	Rock and Roll Legend of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	sharpshooter's Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	tumbling banjo strings	0		
53	flame-retardant stone banjo	0		Hot Resistance: +1
54	scorching beefy Disco Banjo	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	tumbling jabañero pepper	0		
56	narrow hot sauce	0		
57	teal executive 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
58	maroon stone turtle	0		
59	blue slingshot	0		
60	educational Mace of the Tortoise	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	flavorless huge fortune cookie	4	decent	
62	forbidden oriole-feather headdress	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	shaking spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	red jittery extremely unsafe educational Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	red Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	greasy stakes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
72	jittery blue barskin hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	red barskin tent	0		
74	narrow Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	fireproof stick	0		Hot Resistance: +3
78	skewed executive pretty bouquet	0		Meat Drop: +40
79	narrow bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	jittery fairy gravy boat	0		
81	bad skewed ice-cold Willer	3	decent	
82	huge ring	0		
83	spinning twirling shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	shaking unlocked meat locker	0		
86	olive bouncing key	0		
87	fuchsia meat from yesterday	0		
88	upside-down meat stack	0		
89	squat sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	red upside-down pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	inspector's basic meat sword	0		Item Drop: +15
94	twirling toasty basic meat pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	ghostly rock-hard basic meat helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	Annie Oakley's dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
97	foul-smelling pimpin' meat hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	spinning dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	blinking squat shrunken head	0		
103	Oprah's therapeutic staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
104	ghostly scarecrow	0		
105	adequate olive pulsating bowl of charms	4	good	
106	ketchup	1	EPIC	
107	catsup	1	good	
108	stick	0		
109	narrow crossbow string	0		
110	lightning-fast basic meat staff	0		Initiative: +40
111	Jack Frost's basic meat crossbow	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
112	blinking hardy meatloaf helmet of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	dripping meat sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
114	fireproof dripping meat staff	0		Hot Resistance: +3
115	mirror dripping meat crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
116	flame-retardant experienced Bugfinder Blade	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +1
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	tumbling spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	lime green cog	0		
121	olive sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	gray jittery full meat tank	0		
126	blurry meat engine	0		
127	narrow squat flame-retardant Gnollish autoplunger	0		Hot Resistance: +1
128	Sinatra's meat pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	lightning-fast third-hand nunchaku	0		Initiative: +40
130	Lo Pan's eyepatch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	bouncing Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	shaking sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	cyan ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	blinking dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	ghostly barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	studded eXtreme meat sword	0		Damage Absorption: +80
148	wobbly electrified eXtreme meat staff	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
149	Sherlock's eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Item Drop: +25
150	frosty ruddy Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	tumbling lard-coated Sinatra's Elder Turtle Shell	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	olive greasy banded Colander of Em-er'il	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	up-at-dawn fortified Ancient Saucehelm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	squat maroon electrified Disco 'Fro Pick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	spinning zippy executive El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	wobbly Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	skewed wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	bland immense ghuol egg	8	decent	
162	flavorless diet ghuol egg quiche	1	decent	
163	wobbly skeleton bone of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
164	teal smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	bland ghuol-ear kabob	3	decent	
168	shaking groovy bone rattle	0		Moxie Percent: +10
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	wobbly lihc eye	0		
171	tasty lihc eye pie	4	awesome	
172	shaking mirror squat gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	special adequate uncooked chorizo	3	good	Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 30
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	bland blurry chorizo taco	4	decent	
180	lousy ice-cold fotie	3	decent	
181	olive baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	bouncing briefcase	0		
185	huge blue fat stacks of cash	0		
186	skewed bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	padded batskin belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20
192	skewed batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	pulsating Mr. Accessory of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only
195	dangerous eXtreme nose ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10
196	tumbling disassembled clover	0		
197	bouncing rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	friendly ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3
200	decent rat appendix kabob	3	good	
201	tasty enchanted bite-sized bat wing kabob	1	awesome	Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 25
202	snack-sized spoiled carob chunks	2	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	stale enchanted carob chunk cookies	4	decent	Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 40
205	spinning secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	fuchsia decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	bouncing friendly stylish filthy corduroys	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	jittery padded filthy knitted dread sack	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	special spoiled carob brownies	3	crappy	Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 25
217	flavorless super-sized gray shaking herb brownies	5	decent	
218	gray blinking hemp string	0		
219	teal necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	mirror wobbly Newton's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	flame-retardant phat turquoise bracelet	0		Hot Resistance: +1
224	twirling green Van der Graaf eyepatch	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	flavorless fancy squat green tofu casserole	3	decent	Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 30
226	denatured huge can of Red Minotaur	1	crappy	Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 35
227	jittery up-at-dawn Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Adventures: +5
228	lion tamer's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Experience (familiar): +2
229	steel-toed Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 9
230	olive wicked dead guy's watch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	mirror Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	auspicious friendly Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +10
236	tumbling Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	drinkable bottle of gin	4	good	
238	weak drinkable bottle of vodka	2	good	
239	mirror crafty stiffened Orcish baseball cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	twirling lard-coated friendly Orcish cargo shorts	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Herculean Orcish frat-paddle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
242	spoiled	4	crappy	
243	small adequate grapefruit	2	good	
244	moldy grapes	3	crappy	
245	flavorless olive	4	decent	
246	toothsome tomato	4	awesome	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	artisanal salty dog	4	EPIC	
249	hand-crafted bloody mary	4	EPIC	
250	triple-distilled bad screwdriver	10	decent	
251	mediocre shaking martini	3	decent	
252	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bouncing bloody beer	1	EPIC	
253	bad shot of schnapps	3	decent	
254	weak drinkable shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	good	
255	bad fine wine	3	decent	
256	hand-crafted high-proof blurry shot of tomato schnapps	10	EPIC	
257	practically non-alcoholic bad extra-spicy bloody mary	1	decent	
258	upside-down dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	big bland enchanted White Citadel fries	5	decent	Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 25
261	flavorless gigantic mirror White Citadel burger	10	decent	
262	adequate piece of wedding cake	3	good	
263	decent low-calorie blue huge chocolate chips	1	good	
264	moldy chocolate chip cookies	3	crappy	
265	wool satin pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	hand-crafted lightning	4	EPIC	
267	miser's mullet wig	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	strapping meat cowboy hat	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
270	blurry picket fence	0		
271	powdered twirling yellow barbell	1		
272	compressed pulsating bouncing concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	twisted green huge moxie weed	1		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 25
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	diluted pulsating extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 35
278	dehydrated pulsating skewed jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	twisted suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	zippy gasmask	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	blurry narrow blinking frightening walrus-tusk earring	0		Spooky Damage: +5
286	ring of half-assed regeneration of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
287	supercharged Boris's ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
288	narrow potato sprout	0		
289	stiffened Jarlsberg's earring	0		Damage Reduction: 1
290	huge reassuring Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
291	fuchsia steel-toed stiffened can of maces	0		Damage Reduction: 10
292	twirling mirror savvy rubber axe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
293	upside-down greedy stiffened chef's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	flame-wreathed pail	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	red Sinatra's demonskin trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	tumbling spinning Herculean dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	anodized polymerized shaking tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 13
298	non-galvanized lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 52
299	adjusted skewed pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 35
300	cold-filtered jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 28
301	flat dough	0		
302	half-sized spoiled Knob sausage	2	crappy	
303	small rotten ghostly Knob mushroom	2	crappy	
304	twirling dry noodles	0		
305	mirror chaotic Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	savvy Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	pressed non-alkaline Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 57
308	avaricious Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	wool Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	blinking scorching Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Hot Damage: +25
311	squat hill of beans	0		
312	crafty Knob Goblin visor	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	tumbling Crown of the Goblin King of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	bland bean burrito	3	decent	
315	low-calorie normal bean burrito	1	good	
316	rotten jittery insanely bean burrito	3	crappy	
317	tasty bean burrito	3	awesome	
318	spoiled tiny yellow bean burrito	1	crappy	
319	flavorless twirling insanely bean burrito	4	decent	
320	decent bat haggis	3	good	
321	diet delicious twirling menudo	1	awesome	
322	bland pulsating goat cheese	4	decent	
323	bland low-calorie skewed plain pizza	1	decent	
324	rotten sausage pizza	4	crappy	
325	massive normal spinning goat cheese pizza	10	good	
326	spoiled fancy blinking mushroom pizza	3	crappy	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 15
327	ghostly goat	0		
328	watered-down perfectly mixed bottle of whiskey	2	EPIC	
329	squat frosty goat beard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	tumbling glass of goat's milk	1	crappy	
331	artisanal boozy narrow blue Canadian	5	EPIC	
332	spoiled jumbo lemon	5	crappy	
333	flavorless lime	3	decent	
334	nippy sabre teeth	0		Cold Damage: +10
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	fortified consolation ribbon	0		Damage Absorption: +60
337	squat ol' trophy	0		
338	teal tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	electrified Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 41
341	double-deionized galvanized Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 14
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	pressed Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 21
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	stylish ninja mask	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	blurry hot katana blade	0		
351	upside-down banded icy-hot katana	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +5
352	ninja hot pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	blue censurious manspreader's nunchaku	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
355	auspicious eXtreme scarf	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	twirling scandalous snowboarder pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	mirror Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	moldy gr8ps	4	crappy	
359	super-sized toothsome spinning t8r tots	5	awesome	
360	Sherlock's miner's helmet	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	purple scorching miner's pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	spinning asbestos ore	0		
365	lime green chrome ore	0		
366	maroon linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	spinning linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	green asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	shaking chrome sword hilt	0		
373	red chrome stick	0		
374	upside-down narrow chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	shaking Lo Pan's rock-hard linoleum sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
379	blurry careful linoleum staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10
380	narrow green asbestos-lined Van der Graaf linoleum crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
381	twirling Socratic asbestos sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Candy Drop: +100
382	fuchsia ghostly family-friendly asbestos staff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
383	dangerous experienced asbestos crossbow	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10
384	squat Da Vinci's chrome sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15
385	Newton's brainy chrome staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3
386	miser's perfumed chrome crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
387	skewed fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	spinning flame-retardant meaty helmet turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	spinning MacGyver's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	strapping linoleum helmet turtle	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	chrome helmet turtle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	bouncing penguin skin	0		
394	red yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	Da Vinci's penguin shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	lime green huge yakskin pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	ghostly aromatic hippopotamus pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	aromatic eXtreme mittens	0		Stench Resistance: +1
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	upside-down shaking Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	green swashbuckling pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	dog trainer's shoulder parrot	0		Experience (familiar): +1
404	wobbly maroon studded acoustic guitarrr	0		Damage Absorption: +80
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	mirror tumbling pirate skull	0		
408	pulsating pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	tumbling boxer's sk8board	0		Muscle Percent: +10
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	shaking mirror barrrnacle	0		
413	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
414	nasty crowbarrr	0		Stench Damage: +5
415	dog trainer's leotarrrd	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	electrified safarrri hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	electrified vacuum-sealed tumbling gray henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 38
418	pickled extra-frozen denatured Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 35
419	Vulcanized double-modified serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 63
420	adjusted tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 11
421	warmed philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 67
422	cold-filtered potion of potency	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 41
423	modified cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 37
424	denatured tarnished ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 25
425	altered oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 43
426	warmed potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 21
427	tumbling Rosewater's box	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	yellow acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	bouncing savvy clown shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	steel-toed bloody clown pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	teal frosty balloon helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	skewed auspicious careful balloon sword	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Clowniness: 50
436	twirling balloon monkey	0		
437	teal chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	yellow chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	squat bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	blue beer goggles	0		
445	blue shaking ruddy box-in-the-box	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	narrow blurry educational box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Experience: +1
448	spinning auspicious frightening foolscap fool's cap	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	skewed friendly clown nose	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Clowniness: 25
450	spinning pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	tumbling sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	half-sized delicious jumbo olive	2	awesome	
456	weak tolerable dry martini	2	good	
457	jittery ye olde golde frontes of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	blurry pixel	0		
461	twirling fuchsia pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	flavorless pixel pie	3	decent	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	bad bouncing Imp Ale	3	decent	
471	spoiled narrow hot wing	3	crappy	
472	wholesome diamond-studded cane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	bouncing jittery Rosewater's crutch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
474	cast	0		
475	blurry flame-wreathed smooth mask	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	knitted hardy infernal insoles	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	jittery box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	groovy Mr. Container	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	savvy Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	gravedigger's hemp backpack	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
487	blurry baleful arrrgyle socks	0		Spell Damage: +25
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	supercharged savvy mesh cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	squat enormous belt buckle	0		
492	squat greasy sage chaps	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	batblade of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
495	blinking catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	rotten ghostly blurry papaya	3	crappy	
499	spinning MacGyver's occult denim axe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	spoiled tumbling Elfin shortbread	3	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	thick spoiled twirling skewered cat appendix	5	crappy	
504	evil arches	0		
505	tumbling ghostly scandalous nasty gnatwing earring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
506	massive normal twirling Hell broth	7	good	
507	vibrating thunderrr guitarrr	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
508	skewed sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	green Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	small normal Boris's key lime pie	2	good	
514	miniature decent Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2	good	
515	snack-sized bland bouncing maroon tumbling Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2	decent	
516	fuchsia Hey Deze map	0		
517	educational bejeweled accordion strap	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	Herculean kickback cookbook	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	drinkable teal papaya sling	4	good	
525	squat grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	modified energized double-Vulcanized twirling blurry spray paint	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 28
531	bouncing rosy-cheeked special sauce glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	squat huge Jeselnik's ladle of mystery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
533	twirling Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	spinning bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	jittery pr0n legs	0		
538	f3d0r4 of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	yellow lowercase N	0		
540	alkaline frozen Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 45
541	hardened draggin' ball hat of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	miser's auspicious 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	toothsome Trollhouse cookies	3	awesome	
544	dangerous talons of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
545	normal Spam Witch sammich	3	good	
546	squat meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	blurry 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	half-sized delicious wobbly pr0n cocktail	2	awesome	
555	spinning miser's hale drywall axe	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +10
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
557	bad practically non-alcoholic blurry whiskey and cola	1	decent	
558	rotten snack-sized papaya taco	2	crappy	
559	twirling razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	stale tiny stalk of asparagus	1	decent	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	green sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	high-proof mediocre maroon Mad Train wine	10	decent	
565	prompt hobo gloves	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
566	blinking flame-retardant bum cheek	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	decent jumbo red Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5	good	
569	super-sized stale Lord of the Flies-sized fries	5	decent	
570	moldy Chicken Sandwich	3	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	flavorless snack-sized Children's Meal of the Damned	2	decent	
573	stale squat noodles	4	decent	
574	flavorless noodles	3	decent	
575	bland big painful penne pasta	5	decent	
576	delicious half-sized teal ravioli della hippy	2	awesome	
577	delicious pr0n m4nic0tti	4	awesome	
578	normal small maroon twirling Hell ramen	2	good	
579	normal lime green boring spaghetti	3	good	
580	skewed blinking sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	decent gigantic fettucini Inconnu	7	good	
584	yummy spaghetti with Skullheads	3	awesome	
585	bland miniature upside-down gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	decent	
586	zippy supercool ridiculously huge sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20
587	quadruple-activated triple-polarized blurry super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 31
588	blurry soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	yummy cocoa eggshell fragment	3	awesome	
590	enchanted rotten gigantic cocoa eggshell fragment	6	crappy	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 20
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	maroon house	0		
593	huge phonics down	0		
594	squat amulet of extreme plot significance of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	Usain Bolt's titanium assault umbrella	0		Initiative: +80
597	razor-sharp Mohawk wig	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	spinning gray miser's pants of the Slug Lord	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	lard-coated razor-sharp Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
601	blurry Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	dry frozen probability potion	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	shaking skewed furry fur	0		
617	pickled Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 29
618	oxidized vacuum-sealed Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 64
619	personal trainer's needle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
620	dry warmed thin candle	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 67
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	narrow awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	twirling NG	0		
625	skewed tumbling wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	Newton's eye	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	mirror furry pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	electrified disturbing fanfic	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
633	narrow bouncing curative wolf mask of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	skewed cool whip	0		
635	Jack Frost's paper umbrella	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
636	blue meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	Herculean asshat of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	bland abominable snowcone	3	decent	
640	narrow Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	decent toast	3	good	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	ghostly skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	red wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	adequate fruitcake	4	good	
647	maroon present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Crimbo sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	friendly Crimbo hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	Crimbo pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	huge supercool exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Moxie Percent: +20
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	narrow star	0		
655	line	0		
656	red star chart	0		
657	squat frosty star sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
658	star crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
659	blue wobbly star staff of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
660	perfumed star pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	strapping star hat	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	Newton's star buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	huge scorching toasty friendly steaming evil	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: 30
667	castle map	0		
668	flame-wreathed spiked femur	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
669	tasty ghuol guolash	3	awesome	
670	hardy lihc face	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	reassuring slick grave robbing shovel	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
672	half-sized yummy cranberries	2	awesome	
673	watered-down perfectly mixed huge vodka and cranberry	2	EPIC	
674	distilled delicious whiskey	5	awesome	
675	greasy skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	reassuring badass belt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
678	jittery chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	smooth weak roll in the hay	2	awesome	
680	fancy acceptable slap and tickle	4	good	Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 10
681	hand-crafted slip 'n' slide	4	EPIC	
682	watered-down artisanal teal a sump'm sump'm	2	EPIC	
683	drinkable practically non-alcoholic horizontal tango	1	good	
684	practically non-alcoholic drinkable green pink pony	1	good	
685	Rosewater's Mr. Shirt of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3
686	thinker's knuckles	0		Mysticality: +10
687	quantum purple blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 13
688	lard-coated pixel hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	miser's pixel pants	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	maroon supercharged pixel sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
691	maroon digital key	0		
692	ghostly Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	harem girl t-shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
694	narrow savvy Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
696	frilly shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
697	twirling soggy wofl t-shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
698	electrified loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
699	banded pirate shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100
700	filthy hippy poncho of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
701	teal sizzling floral print shirt	0		Hot Damage: +10
702	avaricious coconut bikini top	0		Meat Drop: +30
703	goth kid t-shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
704	bouncing hamethyst	0		
705	jittery baconstone	0		
706	cyan porquoise	0		
707	gray pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	pulsating ring setting	0		
709	blinking jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	razor-sharp Socratic hamethyst earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
712	stylish hamethyst necklace of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
713	blurry squat arcane researcher's savvy hamethyst bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
714	teal Sinatra's beefy hamethyst ring of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
715	tumbling stiffened boxer's baconstone earring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
716	nippy Newton's baconstone pendant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10
717	padded experienced baconstone bracelet	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
718	toasty Jack Frost's baconstone ring of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
719	supercharged porquoise eyebrow ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
720	steel-toed porquoise necklace of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
721	jittery pulsating lion tamer's porquoise bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2
722	huge jittery fuchsia smelly frosty studded porquoise ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
723	small tasty enchanted Knoll mushroom	2	awesome	Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 45
724	normal thick huge mushroom	5	good	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	jittery narrow lightning-fast huge mirror shard	0		Initiative: +40
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	skewed pulsating fish hose	0		
732	olive hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	upside-down tumbling gravedigger's nippy studded makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	up-at-dawn easter egg balloon	0		Adventures: +5
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	red stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	tambourine of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
741	gray broken skull	0		
742	stale Knoll shroomkabob	3	decent	
743	jumbo bland mushroom	5	decent	
744	adjusted aerosolized spinning spinning hair spray	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 59
746	stat script	0		
747	narrow Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	jumbo delicious warm mushroom	5	awesome	
750	fancy gigantic rotten narrow mushroom quesadilla	6	crappy	Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 15
751	delicious snack-sized cool mushroom	2	awesome	
752	special spoiled cool mushroom casserole	4	crappy	Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
753	toothsome fancy big pointy mushroom	5	awesome	Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 40
754	rotten cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	crappy	
755	decent gigantic red mushroom	9	good	
756	bland massive skewed mushroom	10	decent	
757	moldy enchanted blurry mushroom	3	crappy	Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 30
758	bland ghost cucumber	4	decent	
759	dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	jittery green brine	0		
762	watered-down smooth especially salty dog	2	awesome	
763	twirling ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	low-calorie bland spectral pickle	1	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	teal ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	triple-pressed pickled blinking cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 38
768	brawny spork	0		Muscle Percent: +20
769	hardy voodoo doll	0		Maximum HP: +50
770	cool basic meat fez of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	pulsating tassel	0		
772	narrow tumbling nippy foon	0		Cold Damage: +10
773	Van der Graaf basic meat spork of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
774	twirling ghostly basic meat foon of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	greasy kneecapping stick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
777	blurry iron pasta spoon of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
778	green Jack Frost's support cummerbund	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
779	shaking Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	cyan scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	colloidal mafia aria	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 57
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	twirling tumbling 'Villa' document	0		
784	mediocre weak Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	moldy miniature red strawberry	2	crappy	
787	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bottle of rum	1	EPIC	
788	smooth strawberry daiquiri	3	awesome	
789	smooth squat rum and cola	4	awesome	
790	spirit-forward drinkable grog	5	good	
791	bouncing up-at-dawn Mafia bow tie of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	steel-toed Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only
793	cold-filtered deionized bouncing oil of stability	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 40
794	extra-liquefied olive oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 47
795	strong bad purple Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	skewed skewed cement shoes of the brute of horror of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	watered-down tolerable rockin' wagon	2	good	
798	bad fortified wobbly ocean motion	5	decent	
799	tolerable irresponsibly strong fuzzbump	10	good	
800	stale thick poutine	5	decent	
801	half-sized bland tumbling Knob stir-fry	2	decent	
804	adequate small twirling Knoll stir-fry	2	good	
805	rotten blinking stir-fry	4	crappy	
806	flavorless twirling asparagus stir-fry	3	decent	
807	toothsome olive stir-fry	4	awesome	
808	bite-sized spoiled Knob sausage stir-fry	1	crappy	
809	toothsome bat wing stir-fry	3	awesome	
810	normal rat appendix stir-fry	4	good	
811	rotten tiny tofu stir-fry	1	crappy	
812	miniature tasty pr0n stir-fry	2	awesome	
813	decent jumbo Knob shells	5	good	
814	decent bätzle	4	good	
815	tasty big ratini	5	awesome	
816	stale Knob stroganoff	3	decent	
817	delicious menudo ravioli	3	awesome	
818	ghostly plus sign	0		
819	spinning milky potion	0		
820	pulsating swirly potion	0		
821	maroon bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	huge effervescent potion	0		
825	skewed upside-down fizzy potion	0		
826	olive dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	upside-down baby killer bee	0		
829	upside-down gray anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	big bland blue royal jelly	5	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	mirror blurry shellacked vorpal blade	0		Damage Reduction: 7
834	rosewater-soaked Sinatra's cornuthaum	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	fuchsia miser's ring of aggravate monster	0		Meat Drop: +10
836	normal thick mind flayer corpse	5	good	
837	strong drinkable shaking Uovo Marcio Shiraz	5	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	wobbly lightning-fast rosewater-soaked Mafia stogie	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	mediocre tumbling yellow Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	blinking veiny banded Mafia violin case	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	tolerable tomato daiquiri	4	good	
842	acceptable beertini	4	good	
843	artisanal triple-distilled salty slug	9	EPIC	
844	drinkable papaya slung	4	good	
845	huge MAHI fez of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	blinking hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	huge shaking prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	upside-down shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	huge shock collar	0		
857	pulsating moonglasses	0		
858	upside-down fuchsia palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	wobbly knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	spinning shaving cream	0		
867	pressed pine tar	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 64
869	forest tears	0		
870	tumbling maroon fetus-smashing club of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	spinning Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	Sinatra's crazy bastard sword of the detective of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7
876	pulsating toasty Samson's incredibly dense meat gem of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +5
877	beefcake's Talisman of Baio	0		Muscle: +25
878	grievous hypnodisk	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
879	quantum dry blue bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 54
880	scandalous disbelief suspenders	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
881	wobbly shaking thinker's supportive bra	0		Mysticality: +10
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	pulsating maple syrup	1	crappy	
884	yellow smartaleck's los chinos	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	blurry ghostly Oprah's axe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	skewed maple leaf	0		
889	careful balaclava	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	stale balaclava baklava	3	decent	
891	Warehouse 23 bling of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
892	mansplainer's Newton's bugbear-smiting sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +15
893	practically non-alcoholic acceptable lumbering jack	1	good	
894	maroon Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	foul-smelling Ms. Accessory	0		Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only
896	cyan padded Mr. Accessory Jr. of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only
897	ghostly coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	huge 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	bad tumbling huge Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	ruddy school Mafia knickerbockers of the sewer of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	oxidized Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 61
906	improved tumbling blue Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 13
907	warmed yellow Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 12
908	denatured blue huge Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 43
909	wet tarnished olive Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 41
910	toothsome huge dwarf bread	9	awesome	
911	altered enhanced super-adjusted Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 64
912	vacuum-sealed pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 11
913	pressed anodized kobold	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 16
914	olive hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	narrow strapping intergalactic pom poms of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +60
917	ghostly Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	studded Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	prompt Radio Free Pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	green Radio Free Foil of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	adequate teal radio button candy	4	good	
922	tumbling Fonzie's severed rocking horse head	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	deionized mirror Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 67
927	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	steel-toed fuzzy bracelets	0		Damage Reduction: 9
929	MacGyver's arse-shooting crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +100
931	extra-dry hand-crafted twirling spiced rum	5	EPIC	
932	mediocre practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	decent	
933	delicious candy cane	3	awesome	
934	normal jumbo spinning gingerbread bugbear	5	good	
935	wobbly zippy imitation nice watch	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	gray blurry Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	red smooth plastic sword	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	wobbly bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	squat Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	asbestos-lined bowler	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	steel-toed bow staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	ghostly dangerous bowlegged pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	artisanal martini	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	perfectly mixed weak grogtini	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	practically non-alcoholic delicious cherry bomb	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	skewed extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	jittery hockey mask of Tarzan of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	spinning frosty fez of etymology	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	flavorless wobbly shaking carob chunk noodles	4	decent	
957	decent miniature blinking chorizo brownies	2	good	
958	flavorless chocolate and tomato pizza	3	decent	
959	tumbling flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	narrow teal plastic seal clubber of dire peril of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
964	fortified sage plastic turtle tamer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
965	Annie Oakley's MacGyver's plastic pastamancer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20
966	fuchsia perfumed plastic sauceror of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5
967	purple frosty plastic disco bandit of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
968	friendly plastic accordion thief of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
969	brainy plastic mosquito	0		Mysticality: +5
970	foul-smelling plastic leprechaun	0		Stench Damage: +10
971	plastic levitating potato of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
972	cyan forbidden plastic angry goat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
973	upside-down huge groovy plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Moxie Percent: +10
974	fuchsia plastic fuzzy dice of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
975	baleful plastic pirate skeleton	0		Spell Damage: +25
976	plastic barrrnacle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
977	lard-coated plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
978	purple experienced plastic stab bat	0		Experience: +2
979	skewed frosty plastic grue	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
980	skewed lard-coated plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
981	beefy plastic ghuol whelp	0		Muscle: +10
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
983	plastic cocoabo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
984	plastic star starfish	0		Item Drop: +5
985	huge chilly plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Cold Damage: +5
986	plastic killer bee of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
987	beefy plastic Cheshire bat	0		Muscle: +10
988	upside-down jittery Newton's plastic coffee pixie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
989	mansplainer's plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
990	bouncing rosy-cheeked plastic hermit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
991	family-friendly flame-wreathed supercharged plastic Boris	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
992	aromatic clever groovy plastic Jarlsberg	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
993	lion tamer's Socratic plastic Sneaky Pete of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +2
994	plastic Susie of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
995	enchanted stale spinning Lucky Surprise Egg	3	decent	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 45
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	maroon Meat maid	0		
1002	Xlyinia's notebook of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1003	narrow soda water	0		
1004	delicious fortified bottle of tequila	5	awesome	
1005	acceptable skewed boxed wine	3	good	
1006	super-sized delicious cherry	5	awesome	
1007	coconut shell of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	shaking inspector's ice cubes	0		Item Drop: +15
1009	boozy lousy vodka martini	5	decent	
1010	artisanal enchanted whiskey and soda	4	EPIC	Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 50
1011	lousy monkey wrench	3	decent	
1012	watered-down mediocre wobbly tequila sunrise	2	decent	
1013	lousy strong margarita	5	decent	
1014	acceptable watered-down strawberry wine	2	good	
1015	bad weak wine spritzer	2	decent	
1016	aged blurry perpendicular hula	3	awesome	
1017	artisanal jittery spinning ducha de oro	3	EPIC	
1018	mediocre calle de miel	3	decent	
1019	acceptable dry vodka martini	3	good	
1020	bad practically non-alcoholic blinking squat old-fashioned	1	decent	
1021	aged blue tequila with training wheels	4	awesome	
1022	delicious sangria	4	awesome	
1023	aged vesper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	artisanal bodyslam	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	drinkable squat sangria del diablo	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	jittery Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	ghostly whip kit	0		
1028	blurry buckler buckle	0		
1029	aromatic hippo whip	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1030	mirror upside-down penguin whip of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1031	rosewater-soaked yak whip	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1032	gnauga hide whip of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1033	cyan gnauga hide	0		
1034	avaricious hippo skin buckler	0		Meat Drop: +30
1035	careful penguin skin buckler	0		Monster Level: -10
1036	gray shaking Usain Bolt's yakskin buckler	0		Initiative: +80
1037	gnauga hide buckler of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1038	oxidized squat Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 36
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	weak lousy beer	2	decent	
1042	string of beads of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1043	twirling sizzling string of beads	0		Hot Damage: +10
1044	spinning string of beads of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1045	family-friendly plastic bottle opener	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1046	blinking frightening grievous traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	drinkable practically non-alcoholic narrow N. O. Beer	1	good	
1048	modified tumbling pulsating oyster egg	1		
1049	mixed green oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
1050	pickled skewed blue oyster egg	1		
1051	jittery plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	dried ghostly oyster egg	1		
1053	distilled ghostly maroon oyster egg	1		
1054	mixed oyster egg	1		
1055	skewed plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	vaporized mirror puce oyster egg	1		
1057	powdered puce oyster egg	1		
1058	dried puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	modified mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 40
1061	denatured spinning twirling mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 50
1062	mixed mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	wobbly narrow mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	powdered upside-down ghostly oyster egg	1		
1065	modified mirror huge oyster egg	1		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 40
1066	denatured pulsating oyster egg	1		
1067	huge skewed plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	twisted huge oyster egg	1		
1069	pickled squat blue oyster egg	1		
1070	compressed yellow narrow oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	mixed off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	compressed off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	powdered off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	compressed gray blinking oyster egg	1		
1077	compressed huge tumbling blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
1078	altered huge oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	upside-down personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	tumbling rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	maroon clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	tumbling yellow clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	huge clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	huge clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	mirror clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	huge clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	Jack Frost's clockwork hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	experienced clockwork trench coat	0		Experience: +2
1099	shaking mirror reassuring clockwork pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	squat gnauga hide chaps of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	upside-down false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	shaking targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	yellow clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	cyan clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	tumbling cyan experienced supercool Stupid University Diploma of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25
1118	narrow pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	blinking purple inexplicably rock	0		
1122	yellow fairy gravy	0		
1123	lime green halfberd of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1124	blinking cyan small glove	0		
1125	wobbly prompt censurious wholesome glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3
1126	blue Newton's toothpick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
1127	spinning lard-coated ninja sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	sequined fez of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	banded star shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	pickled adjusted moist pulsating eyeliner	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 63
1136	frozen green lipstick	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 14
1137	tumbling ghostly lard-coated Jim Carey's bicycle chain	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	fancy acceptable distilled gray mushroom wine	5	good	Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 20
1140	tolerable irresponsibly strong icy mushroom wine	7	good	
1141	drinkable boozy maroon mushroom wine	5	good	
1142	lousy practically non-alcoholic pointy mushroom wine	1	decent	
1143	weak acceptable flat mushroom wine	2	good	
1144	delicious practically non-alcoholic cool mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1145	special lousy weak knob mushroom wine	2	decent	Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 45
1146	mediocre knoll mushroom wine	3	decent	
1147	artisanal mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1148	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic shot of flower schnapps	1	EPIC	
1149	bland bite-sized jittery flower petal pie	1	decent	
1150	tolerable weak bouncing pulsating lime green bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2	good	
1151	tumbling crafty discarded plastic fork of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -25
1152	fuchsia gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	stale bouncing Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	decent	
1154	dehydrated jittery Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	EPIC	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	bouncing wholeberd of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1158	corrupted activated Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 19
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	Samson's irate sombrero	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	polymerized twirling handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 61
1163	diffused irradiated marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 15
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	squat hovering sombrero	0		
1166	red squat maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	jittery maroon coffin	0		
1172	blinking asbestos box	0		
1173	shaking linoleum box	0		
1174	huge chrome box	0		
1175	shaking cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	twirling all-purpose flower	0		
1184	cyan exotic orchid	0		
1185	cyan long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	skewed bouncing olive deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	bouncing dodecapede	0		
1191	blurry ghuol whelp	0		
1192	mirror zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	blinking Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	huge bugbear	0		
1200	fancy moldy jumbo jittery mugcake	5	crappy	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 35
1201	delicious immense urinal cake	7	awesome	
1202	spoiled Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	crappy	
1203	special stale twirling personalized birthday cake	3	decent	Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 5
1204	diet bland red three-tiered wedding cake	1	decent	
1205	rotten babycakes	3	crappy	
1206	flavorless velvet cake	3	decent	
1207	jumbo moldy squat congratulatory cake	5	crappy	
1208	normal angel-food cake	4	good	
1209	stale fuchsia devil's-food cake	3	decent	
1210	small spoiled birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2	crappy	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	red balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	narrow Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	mirror wobbly bouncing thought balloon	0		
1218	ghostly rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	blurry mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	narrow perfumed Mr. Balloon	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1221	lime green blurry balloon	0		
1222	Samson's Mr. Eh?	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only
1224	blinking fireproof dog trainer's steel shillelagh of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3
1225	auspicious healthy steel skullcap of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	fuchsia spinning huge forbidden brawny steel solitaire of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
1227	Temple Grandin's wicked steel scarf of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
1228	tumbling huge horrifying chaotic supercool steel slacks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	fireproof Lo Pan's sage steel suspenders	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1230	squat wobbly flame-retardant boxer's pikestaff of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
1231	upside-down vibrating shellacked beefy pith helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	aromatic Van der Graaf Rosewater's pocketwatch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
1233	auspicious pinky ring of the dark arts of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
1234	asbestos-lined rock-hard brainy pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	Van der Graaf wicked pendant	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	resourceful Sinatra's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50
1237	blinking tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	spinning carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	green deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	green stanky Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1245	twirling extremely unsafe Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1246	squat rock-hard grievous brainy rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5
1247	gray vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	red perfumed Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's Bonerdagon necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30, Stench Resistance: +5
1249	blinking steel-toed Boss Bat britches	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	ghostly gravedigger's coward's Boss Bat bling	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10
1251	bland Knob shroomkabob	4	decent	
1252	bland small teal narrow shroomkabob	2	decent	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	miniature adequate jumping bean burrito	2	good	
1255	tasty small maroon jumping bean burrito	2	awesome	
1256	bland fancy ghostly insanely jumping bean burrito	3	decent	Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1257	rotten miniature rat scrapple	2	crappy	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	blue curative traffic cone of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	boiled Hatorade	1		
1262	pulsating weightlifter's off-hand balloon of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20
1263	blurry pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	blinking nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	olive box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	rotten gloomy mushroom	3	crappy	
1267	tumbling dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	teal bouncing ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	narrow aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	reassuring magic lamp	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1274	pickled maroon upside-down Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 35
1275	dance instructor's basic meat skirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	smooth weak Otorian Battle Scar	2	awesome	
1277	Herculean basic meat kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	Newton's meat skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	hardy meat kilt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	bouncing family-friendly penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	olive shaking strapping penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	yakskin skirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	yakskin kilt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	coward's hippopotamus skirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	wool hippopotamus kilt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	Van der Graaf furry skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	vibrating furry kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	stylish gnauga hide skirt	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	squat censurious gnauga hide kilt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	quadruple-concentrated wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 48
1291	blinking deadly Jekyllin hide belt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	squat skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	yellow stylish ring of adornment	0		Moxie: +25
1294	coward's Socratic ring of increase damage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20
1295	ring of gain strength of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1296	narrow Oprah's ring of resistance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1297	fireproof ring of fire resistance	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1298	educational ring of conflict	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
1299	MacGyver's pirate hook	0		Maximum MP: +100
1300	monster bait of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
1301	oxidized deodorant	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 51
1302	diffused reodorant	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 34
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	blue squat makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	squat Sherlock's personal trainer's traffic cone	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	jittery comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1313	smelly Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1314	Van der Graaf Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	cool rose-colored glasses	0		Moxie: +5
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	shaking blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	jumbo enchanted toothsome green questionable taco	5	awesome	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 40
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	spinning stanky time helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	hale time trousers	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	wool time sword	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	wizardly Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	wholesome Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1328	greedy Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	green upside-down Dyspepsi-Cola shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1330	Jeselnik's Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	healthy Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	upside-down Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	huge Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	maroon Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	huge upside-down Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1342	tumbling lime green picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	twirling huge zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	moist alkaline Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 53
1345	aerosolized Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	quadruple-pressed oxidized wobbly Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 26
1347	pulsating lime green loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	olive empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	olive 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	Jack Frost's pinky ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1352	lousy redrum	3	decent	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	spoiled fancy bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	crappy	Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 5
1356	huge bunny liver	0		
1357	aged skewed Mt. Noob Pale Ale	4	awesome	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	gray tumbling ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	nasty disembodied smile	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	skewed blinking rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	flavorless special super-sized tofurkey leg	5	decent	Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 25
1366	normal big tofurkey gravy	5	good	
1367	bland half-sized special herbal stuffing	2	decent	Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 20
1368	decent can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4	good	
1369	bland snack-sized yams	2	decent	
1370	Newton's rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1371	bouncing squat asbestos-lined gingham blouse	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1372	baleful souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +25
1373	gray sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mirror mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	huge electrified plastic Crimbo wreath	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	squat squat wool plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	lime green plastic Crimbo elf of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	red gravedigger's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	plastic Crimbo reindeer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	nitrogenated maroon chocolate	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	spinning length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	pulsating toy wheel	0		
1389	narrow yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	spinning top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	curative duck-on-a-string of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	purple Socratic toy train	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	padded marionette	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	narrow crafty sock monkey	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	fuchsia rag doll of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	wobbly yellow can of fake snow of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	blurry dance instructor's colored-light "necklace"	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	smelly tree skirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	rotten bouncing wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	stale bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	diet toothsome tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	rosy-cheeked Unionize The Elves sign	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	vacuum-sealed snowcone	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	ionized snowcone	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	nitrogenated aerosolized snowcone	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	Vulcanized skewed tumbling snowcone	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	tarnished vacuum-sealed ghostly snowcone	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	liquefied snowcone	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	smelly traffic cone of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	twirling Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	narrow Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	mirror iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	squat tumbling quilted smooth ice sickle	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	pulsating ice baby of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	jittery censurious ice pick	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	wicked ice skates of terror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	moldy grue egg omelette	3	crappy	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	special tasty low-calorie jittery olive mushroom	1	awesome	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 10
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	wobbly hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	yellow hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	quadruple-dry quantum twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 20
1439	magnetized hot powder	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 21
1440	quadruple-anodized powder	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 23
1441	galvanized mirror fuchsia powder	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 31
1442	ionized oxidized stench powder	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 66
1443	magnetized liquefied sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 65
1444	triple-nitrogenated purple blurry twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 61
1445	Vulcanized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 39
1446	cold-filtered blinking nuggets	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 23
1447	aerosolized irradiated red nuggets	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 23
1448	super-galvanized cold-filtered quantum stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 68
1449	polymerized sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 63
1450	compressed blinking blurry twinkly wad	1		
1451	distilled hot wad	1		
1452	altered jittery spinning wad	1		
1453	pickled tumbling wad	1		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 40
1454	twisted stench wad	1		
1455	denatured sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	olive twirling shaking Goth Giant	0		
1458	big bland twirling Valentine's Day cake	5	decent	
1459	narrow arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	squat eye of newt	0		
1463	green salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	blinking suede shortsword	0		
1466	pulsating bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	narrow 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	blurry bouncing slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	blinking sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	spinning ball-and-chain	0		
1474	huge automatic catapult	0		
1475	teal pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	maroon huge goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	jittery plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	huge football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	skewed chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	olive union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	twirling rosy-cheeked Newton's rabbit's foot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	spinning blue hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	maroon dormouse	0		
1490	lime green horrifying energetic chopsticks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
1491	wobbly pulsating fuchsia rice bowl of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1492	pulsating crafty ninja mop	0		Maximum MP: +10
1493	deadly ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1494	super-polymerized vacuum-sealed wet sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	gray blinking family-friendly deadly traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	aged weak gloomy mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1497	acceptable high-proof mushroom wine	6	good	
1498	huge McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	chilled explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	skewed twirling clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	aerosolized mirror snowcone	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	watered-down acceptable shaking calle de miel with a fly in it	2	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	artisanal narrow rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	acceptable perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	mediocre olive slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	dehydrated tumbling Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 30
1513	powdered narrow Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	vaporized teal Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 25
1515	compressed Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	skewed blinking Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	personal trainer's Rosewater's Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	family-friendly rosewater-soaked Radio Free Jersey	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	mirror blue wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	mirror mirror joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	upside-down Temple Grandin's corkscrew of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	red St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	pulsating grievous grass skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	grass hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	grass blade of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	blinking homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	bouncing perfumed sparkly engagement ring	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	shaking ghostly Temple Grandin's Grimacite goggles of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 12, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	resourceful Grimacite glaive of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	frightening Grimacite greaves of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	pulsating Sherlock's cool Grimacite garter	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	horrifying Grimacite galoshes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	squat Rosewater's Grimacite gorget of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	mirror nasty Grimacite guayabera	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	scorching dangerous Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25
1548	maroon fortified thinker's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
1549	wobbly MSG	0		
1550	second-hand knockoff engagement ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1551	bad bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	decent	
1552	delicious bottle of Definit	3	awesome	
1553	tolerable blinking bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	good	
1554	watered-down artisanal pulsating tumbling red bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	EPIC	
1555	tolerable triple-distilled bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	10	good	
1556	smooth skewed boxed champagne	3	awesome	
1557	normal fancy kumquat	4	good	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 20
1558	tasty bouncing pulsating tangerine	4	awesome	
1559	twirling tonic water	0		
1560	rotten cocktail onion	4	crappy	
1561	big bland raspberry	5	decent	
1562	bland kiwi	4	decent	
1563	mediocre wobbly whiskey bittersweet	4	decent	
1564	bad mimosette	3	decent	
1565	drinkable watered-down tequila sunset	2	good	
1566	weak artisanal zmobie	2	EPIC	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic gin and tonic	1	super EPIC	
1568	artisanal watered-down vodka and tonic	2	EPIC	
1569	practically non-alcoholic drinkable vodka gibson	1	good	
1570	lousy gibson	4	decent	
1571	smooth squat parisian cathouse	3	awesome	
1572	smooth teal rabbit punch	3	awesome	
1573	triple-distilled artisanal teal caipifruta	6	EPIC	
1574	hand-crafted yellow teqiwila	3	EPIC	
1575	weak perfectly mixed Divine	2	super ultra EPIC	
1576	artisanal weak skewed Gordon Bennett	2	super ultra EPIC	
1577	smooth watered-down tangarita	2	awesome	
1578	watered-down artisanal mandarina colada	2	super ultra EPIC	
1579	drinkable gimlet	3	good	
1580	tolerable brick road	4	good	
1581	irresponsibly strong lousy vodka stratocaster	8	decent	
1582	tolerable squat shaking Neuromancer	4	good	
1583	practically non-alcoholic artisanal pulsating prussian cathouse	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1584	artisanal red Mae West	4	EPIC	
1585	drinkable enchanted shaking Mon Tiki	4	good	Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 10
1586	weak aged teqiwila slammer	2	awesome	
1587	normal shaking Knob lo mein	3	good	
1588	stale asparagus lo mein	3	decent	
1589	rotten Knoll lo mein	3	crappy	
1590	normal squat lo mein	3	good	
1591	rotten olive lo mein	4	crappy	
1592	flavorless diet hot hi mein	1	decent	
1593	decent hi mein	4	good	
1594	bland snack-sized spinning hi mein	2	decent	
1595	special decent hi mein	3	good	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 15
1596	stale enchanted sleazy hi mein	3	decent	Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 50
1597	spinning extremely unsafe Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	Senior LAAAAME merit badge of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	spinning jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	drinkable tangarita with a fly in it	3	good	
1601	perfectly mixed mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1602	perfectly mixed weak jittery prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1603	lousy narrow narrow Mae West with a fly in it	4	decent	
1604	twisted wobbly lime green jittery astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	twisted blurry huge cyan ultimate wad	1		
1607	non-pressed blurry libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 43
1608	adjusted super-irradiated galvanized pulsating eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 14
1609	triple-altered frozen quadruple-dry perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 38
1610	boiled pressed upside-down blue eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 24
1611	concentrated potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 61
1612	vacuum-sealed irradiated tumbling concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 45
1613	upside-down mansplainer's coffin lid	0		Monster Level: +15
1614	cyan razor-sharp satin shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1615	blurry fortified Cerebral Cloche	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	wobbly Cerebral Culottes of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	wobbly clever wicked wizardly Cerebral Crossbow	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	ghostly munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	wobbly homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	cold-filtered huge astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	flattened blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	double-polymerized skewed green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	diffused orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	anodized mirror purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	quadruple-improved pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	Lo Pan's raspberry beret	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	brainy pixel shield	0		Mysticality: +5
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	acceptable mirror around the world	4	good	
1635	jittery scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	energized wobbly lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 38
1638	anodized triple-improved wobbly lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 28
1639	dry lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 15
1640	improved maroon skewed lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 39
1641	adjusted non-adjusted wobbly blurry lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 38
1642	artisanal triple-distilled shaking pulsating Grimacite Bock	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	bland twirling wedge of gray cheese	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	mirror hot and sauce	0		
1645	twirling and sauce	0		
1646	tumbling and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	ghostly sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	cyan milk of magnesium	0		
1651	adequate blurry foie gras	3	good	
1652	quadruple-dry triple-polarized teal candy brain	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	cyan fireproof electrified baleful jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	mirror pulsating sizzling dog trainer's wad of Crovacite	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10
1655	collar of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25
1656	fuchsia White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	pulsating onion shurikens	0		
1658	jittery Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	careful Radio KoL Keychain	0		Monster Level: -10
1662	purple greasy Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1663	wobbly arcane researcher's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1664	purple occult Radio KoL Maracas	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1665	jittery flame-retardant Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1666	cyan padded Radio KoL Patch	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1667	Cat-Herding Prod of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1668	squat upside-down star boomerang of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1669	star stiletto	0		Item Drop: +5
1670	yellow fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	twirling swindleblossom	0		
1673	censurious grave robbing shovel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1674	scandalous superhero mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	bouncing styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	Jack Frost's therapeutic sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1680	Socratic savvy staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1
1681	jittery toasty bubblewrap sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5
1682	wool rosy-cheeked bubblewrap staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1
1683	bubblewrap crossbow of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100
1684	lion tamer's styrofoam sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
1685	blurry gray wool styrofoam staff of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
1686	olive twirling supercharged curative styrofoam crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1687	twirling Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	lime green bouncing Temple Grandin's occult crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7
1689	ribbon of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	lime green discarded bottlecap of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	flame-retardant studded discarded torn-up glove	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	modified deionized salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 35
1693	Vulcanized mirror blinking jittery eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 11
1694	double-magnetized Frogade	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 57
1695	irradiated flattened improved narrow papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 22
1696	fancy snack-sized rotten royal jelly taco	2	crappy	Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 35
1697	normal tofu taco	3	good	
1698	decent jumping bean taco	3	good	
1699	stale half-sized catgut taco	2	decent	
1700	tiny decent upside-down goat cheese taco	1	good	
1701	decent pr0n taco	4	good	
1702	cold-filtered adjusted gray ghostly alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 21
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	horrifying sharpshooter's strapping sword	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1707	miser's vibrating brainy flypaper staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
1708	jittery rosewater-soaked scorching Herculean grease gun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
1709	skewed manspreader's baleful wizardly sword of static	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10
1710	careful stylish wiffle-flail of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +50
1711	blurry gravedigger's stanky padded bubble bauble bow	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
1712	scandalous Jim Carey's Rosewater's Frost™ brand sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
1713	skewed red hale squeaky staff of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +20, Booze Drop: +100
1714	twirling red pulsating greasy therapeutic wicked can cannon	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1715	mirror starchy sword of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1716	starchy staff of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1717	huge lime green reassuring starchy crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1718	ribald boxer's pestoblade	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
1719	Samson's brainy poutine pole	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5
1720	maroon double-paned steel-toed curdflinger	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5
1721	upside-down avaricious muculent machete of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
1722	energetic glistening staff of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1723	Fonzie's repeating crossbow of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	careful dense meat sword	0		Monster Level: -10
1729	lion tamer's dense meat staff	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1730	hale dense meat crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +20
1731	shaking chaotic brainy Spirit Precipice of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1732	greedy dog trainer's veiny smoldering staff	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20
1733	shaking chilly clever Rosewater's hot cross bow	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +5
1734	aromatic weightlifter's sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text
1735	jittery gray blinking sharpshooter's energetic beefy meatspout staff	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1736	Socratic carob cannon of vim and vigor of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
1737	lime green perfumed Rosewater's shuddersword of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +5
1738	arcane researcher's Newton's hairy staff of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5
1739	huge avaricious reassuring curative projectile icemaker	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1740	squat scandalous slick buffalo blade of bravery	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
1741	flame-wreathed cheesestick of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1742	blue chilly potato pistol of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +5
1743	electrified savory sword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1744	ghostly Temple Grandin's savory staff	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1745	electrified savory crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1746	twirling stiffened Super Magic Power Sword X of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25
1747	stylish soylent staff	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +5
1748	spinning brawny goulauncher of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	perfumed Gnollish pie server	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1751	twirling huge cyan Gnollish slotted spoon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1752	Lo Pan's Knob Goblin spatula	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1753	jack flapper of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1754	frosty filthy pestle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1755	Knob Goblin melon baller of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1756	beefcake's huge spoon	0		Muscle: +25
1757	pizza cutter of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1758	shellacked star spatula	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1759	padded groovy foon of fulmination	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20
1760	blinking Oprah's Samson's foon of frigidity	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1761	Jeselnik's studded foon of foulness	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +25
1762	blinking nippy hardy foon of fearfulness	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10
1763	spinning bouncing MacGyver's foon of fleshiness of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	narrow Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	maroon pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	teal Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	stale low-calorie squat fricasseed brains	1	decent	
1770	huge flavorless brains casserole	8	decent	
1771	butcherknife of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1772	corn holder of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1773	skewed prompt eggbeater	0		Adventures: +3
1774	watered-down drinkable bottle of popskull	2	good	
1775	blurry jittery dishrag of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1776	immense bland stale baguette	6	decent	
1777	blurry leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	small enchanted decent jittery dinner	2	good	Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 25
1779	olive spinning frosty katana	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1780	dangerous ram stick	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1781	dog trainer's enchantlers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	ram-battering staff of wisdom of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 35
1783	tasty skewed upside-down crazy Turkish delight	3	awesome	
1784	twirling prompt stylish Snow Queen Crown	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	ga-ga radio of the storm of bravery of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
1786	red wobbly six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	diffused blinking bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 37
1788	skewed unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	artisanal weak Ram's Face Lager	2	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	jittery wobbly Annie Oakley's brainy Travoltan trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	narrow frosty shellacked pool cue	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1794	anodized upside-down handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 67
1795	Counterclockwise Watch of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	tumbling bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	upside-down tumbling animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	jittery fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	squat seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	spinning first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	upside-down blinking second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	olive third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	skewed ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	skewed eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	olive second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	spinning third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	spinning fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	bouncing fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	tumbling sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	blurry third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	tumbling fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	blurry left first rib	0		
1840	wobbly left second rib	0		
1841	spinning yellow left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	fuchsia tumbling left fifth rib	0		
1844	shaking left sixth rib	0		
1845	maroon left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	ghostly right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	huge right fourth rib	0		
1855	lime green right fifth rib	0		
1856	jittery right sixth rib	0		
1857	gray right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	jittery right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	ghostly animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	pulsating left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	blinking bouncing maroon right radius	0		
1872	narrow left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	upside-down left femur	0		
1875	pulsating right femur	0		
1876	cyan left tibia	0		
1877	twirling right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	tumbling left kneecap	0		
1881	narrow maroon right kneecap	0		
1882	shaking left first front claw	0		
1883	skewed left second front claw	0		
1884	mirror left third front claw	0		
1885	mirror left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	ghostly right third front claw	0		
1889	jittery right fourth front claw	0		
1890	blinking left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	blurry yellow left first rear claw	0		
1893	shaking spinning left second rear claw	0		
1894	pulsating narrow left third rear claw	0		
1895	shaking left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	purple educational 1-ball	0		Experience: +1
1901	dangerous stylish 2-ball	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10
1902	rock-hard 3-ball of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7
1903	coward's wholesome 4-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
1904	nippy Rosewater's 5-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
1905	Jim Carey's 6-ball of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1906	prompt 7-ball	0		Adventures: +3
1907	maroon 8-ball	0		
1910	gravedigger's Herculean clockwork sword of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
1911	gray wool foul-smelling studded clockwork staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
1912	frightening wicked clockwork crossbow of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	green blinking clockwork rod	0		
1915	squat clockwork shank	0		
1916	shaking Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	gray wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	squat blue English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wicked wakizashi	0		Spell Damage: +5, Synergetic
1922	pulsating gob of wet hair	0		
1923	blurry roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	shaking tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	shaking scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	olive lightning-fast greaves	0		Initiative: +40, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	blinking wobbly fortified Fonzie's helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	friendly coward's spear	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Breakable
1932	chilly shield	0		Cold Damage: +5, Breakable
1933	blue shaking pitchfork of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1934	scandalous broken sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1935	therapeutic snarling wolf shield	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Synergetic
1936	purple reassuring lupine sword	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Synergetic
1937	pulsating dog trainer's snake shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Synergetic
1938	tumbling energetic serpentine sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Synergetic
1939	twirling grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	auspicious reassuring thinker's 9-ball	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
1941	blurry nasty fortified seal pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	medical-grade Newton's turtle brooch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	sinister wicked noodle ring	0		Spell Damage: 15, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	maroon Annie Oakley's stylish saucepan earring	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	rosewater-soaked chaotic disco ball pendant	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	pulsating wool smelly accordion pin	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	Da Vinci's worn tophat of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	mirror smooth tap shoes of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1949	miniature stale jittery Manetwich	2	decent	
1950	spinning bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	bad practically non-alcoholic bottle of Pinot Renoir	1	decent	
1952	moldy small ghostly desiccated apricot	2	crappy	
1953	mediocre flute of flat champagne	3	decent	
1954	flavorless small squat dehydrated caviar	2	decent	
1955	blinking styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	watered-down bad snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	ghostly scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	jittery can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	anodized ionized Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 66
1963	pulsating dance card	0		
1964	stiffened opera mask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	maroon shellacked Amulet of Yendor of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	twirling lime green skewed spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	green spinning energetic sage shrimp fork	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1973	bouncing half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	lime green baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	blue pulsating gravy fairy	0		
1977	ghostly gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	blurry astral badger	0		
1982	olive MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	red snowy owl	0		
1985	skewed scary death orb	0		
1986	huge mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	mirror angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	skewed yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	lime green rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	purple rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	fuchsia rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	tumbling heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	narrow left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	cyan The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	bouncing Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	teal Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	tumbling twirling Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	olive Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	yellow Woldo trading card	0		
2010	wobbly The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	mirror Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	jittery diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	adequate huge cherry pie	3	good	
2021	adequate blue strawberry pie	4	good	
2022	adequate mirror lemon meringue pie	3	good	
2023	yellow Genalen™ Bottle	1	crappy	
2024	bland half-sized mixed wildflower greens	2	decent	
2025	yummy huge upside-down handful of walnuts	10	awesome	
2026	adequate upside-down nutty organic salad	4	good	
2027	tiny normal super salad	1	good	
2028	spoiled jumbo blinking tofu wonton	5	crappy	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	Jeselnik's smelly Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2031	Samson's didgeridooka	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2032	bullet-proof corduroys of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	Herculean round sunglasses	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2034	friendly wicker shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2035	olive Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	diffused extra-ionized spinning radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 21
2037	magnetized corrupted twirling wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 65
2038	concentrated ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 18
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	squat skewed wobbly patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	mirror hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	flavorless gigantic brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	9	decent	
2046	miniature adequate ghostly frat brats	2	good	
2047	diet yummy knob ka-bobs	1	awesome	
2049	aged yellow can of Swiller	4	awesome	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	maroon pulsating mirror bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	purple market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	super-cold-filtered adder bladder	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 63
2057	pension check	0		
2058	pulsating picnic basket	0		
2059	unsweetened Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 64
2060	therapeutic curative sword	0		HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 12
2061	spinning up-at-dawn helmet	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	stanky smartaleck's shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2063	adequate bite-sized mirror blackberry	1	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	skewed PADL Phone	0		
2066	kick-ass kicks of Gandalf of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2067	jittery sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	shaking green twirling Fonzie's beer helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	wobbly mansplainer's therapeutic distressed denim pants	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	executive perforated battle paddle	0		Meat Drop: +40
2072	family-friendly padded flashing novelty button	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2073	chilly resourceful glowstick	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	blurry hardy anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Maximum HP: +50
2075	frosty spandex anniversary shorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	up-at-dawn jar of anniversary jam	0		Adventures: +5
2077	twirling purple bucket of anniversary lard of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2078	Jim Carey's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	nasty stiffened makeshift turban	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	makeshift cape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2081	makeshift skirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	huge toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	pulsating can of starch	0		
2085	compressed bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	compressed huge purple bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 10
2087	distilled blue spinning tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 20
2088	dry Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 48
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	fireproof steel-toed razor-sharp Socratic boxer's pilgrim shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	hors d'oeuvre tray of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2094	stale squat ballroom blintz	4	decent	
2095	towel	0		
2096	altered guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	aromatic 17-ball	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2098	huge filthy lucre	0		
2099	olive tumbling hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	pulsating vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	twirling burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	bouncing tooth	0		
2112	maroon leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	mansplainer's wheel	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	ghostly squat yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	cyan lightning-fast prehistoric spear	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	Usain Bolt's Rosewater's fire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	tumbling squat leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	bouncing lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	squat cool Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Moxie: +5
2121	wobbly padded ASCII shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2122	scorching safety vest of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
2123	maroon hale eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Maximum HP: +20
2125	pulsating Temple Grandin's Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2126	rosewater-soaked manspreader's bronze breastplate	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
2127	twirling auspicious hat hacker T-shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10
2128	pulsating blinking vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	bouncing possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	occult killer rag doll	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	wobbly tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	upside-down greasy incredibly marionette	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	mad scientist's sock monkey of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	nasty toy crazy train	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	skewed toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	green toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	blinking cyan block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	blinking felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	huge evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	green evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	twirling toothsome rock	0		
2149	bland gigantic upside-down lime green squat frank	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	rotten blurry plate of franks and beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	artisanal weak shot of blackberry schnapps	2	EPIC	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	upside-down ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	spinning high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	blue wobbly servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	squat bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	crafty toy ray gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	avaricious fireproof toy space helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	mirror greedy sinister astronaut pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	censurious toy jet pack	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	pulsating rough stone sphere	0		
2178	avaricious obsidian dagger	0		Meat Drop: +30
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	narrow chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	bouncing twirling Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	toasty Kiss the Knob apron	0		Hot Damage: +5
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	ghostly lit birthday cake	0		
2188	blinking flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	tolerable triple-distilled flask of peppermint schnapps	9	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	maroon yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	cyan sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	fancy flavorless small candy stake	2	decent	Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	lousy eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	moldy unspeakable fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	moldy small ghostly ghostly gingerbread horror	2	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	quadruple-activated ionized but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	miniature flavorless bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	miniature decent skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	tiny delicious tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	pulsating plastic gift-wrapping vampire of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	plastic yuletide troll of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	Oprah's plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	Da Vinci's plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	spinning coward's plastic Scream Queen	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	therapeutic Crimbo tiki necklace	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	huge chilly bobble-hip hula elf doll of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	blurry huge Annie Oakley's Crimbo ukulele	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	yellow supercool Tiki lighter of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	flame-retardant scandalous deck of tropical cards	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	twirling tropical paperweight of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	jittery tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	Tropical Crimbo Hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	family-friendly Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	normal super ka-bob	3	good	
2218	normal beer basted brat	4	good	
2219	squat rock-hard Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	anodized pulsating lime green and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	groovy slick liar's pants	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	skewed asbestos-lined juggler's balls of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	jittery Tesla pink shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	steel-toed evil eyeball pendant of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	dry blurry arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	unsweetened cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	concentrated activated ghostly toad horn	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	blinking mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 75
2234	educational calavera concertina	0		Experience: +1, Song Duration: 7
2235	jittery vibrating experienced ratarang	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2236	enhanced turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 59
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	greasy pygmy nose-bone	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2239	tumbling yellow scandalous bad voodoo mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	jittery bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	ghostly experienced pygmy spear	0		Experience: +2
2242	moist upside-down skewed pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 34
2243	padded headhunter necktie of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2244	forbidden pointed stick of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 150
2245	cyan knobby helmet turtle	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	avaricious knobby kneepads	0		Meat Drop: +30
2247	wizardly sewer turtle	0		Mysticality: +25
2248	shaking stanky friendly sebaceous shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2249	skeletortoise of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	wool box turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2252	spinning squat skewed MacGyver's box turtle	0		Maximum MP: +100
2253	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's bottlecap turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
2254	ghostly Newton's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	strapping furry turtle	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	stanky furry earmuffs	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2257	purple perfumed gravedigger's reinforced furry underpants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	blinking hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	red bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	delicious stunt nuts	4	awesome	
2265	snack-sized stale wet stew	2	decent	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2269	small rotten upside-down sausage wonton	2	crappy	
2270	flame-wreathed friendly belt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2271	mediocre strong bottle of Merlot	5	decent	
2272	mediocre bottle of Port	3	decent	
2273	perfectly mixed enchanted practically non-alcoholic bottle of Pinot Noir	1	EPIC	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 45
2274	spirit-forward bad bottle of Zinfandel	5	decent	
2275	mediocre mirror bottle of Marsala	3	decent	
2276	acceptable weak bouncing fuchsia bottle of Muscat	2	good	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	narrow Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	red Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	teal asbestos-lined seal-skull helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	Annie Oakley's Socratic glowstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	squat paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	squat Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	teal Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	gray vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	cyan boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	spinning EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	bouncing worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	spinning Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	extra-magnetized candy heart	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	frozen blinking pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	colloidal candy heart	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	unsweetened upside-down candy heart	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	extra-alkaline ghostly cyan candy heart	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	dry unsweetened candy heart	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	purple candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	cyan candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	spinning candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	narrow candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	pulsating upside-down bomb	0		
2319	spinning carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	blinking Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	wobbly Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	vacuum-sealed can of paint	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 51
2328	ghostly drum machine	0		
2329	gray handful of confetti	0		
2330	cyan spinning chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	tumbling bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	diet stale olive Better Than Cuddling Cake	1	decent	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	blurry zippy Jeselnik's pipe	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
2337	upside-down reinforced beaded headband of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	decent spinning pudding	4	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	triple-distilled drinkable Blackfly Chardonnay	9	good	
2340	hand-crafted enchanted practically non-alcoholic & tan	1	EPIC	Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 30
2341	pepper	0		
2342	half-sized flavorless forest cake	2	decent	
2343	gigantic stale forest ham	7	decent	
2344	extra-unsweetened filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 65
2345	tarnished filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 31
2346	quantum dry filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	upside-down water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	gray beer bomb	0		
2351	shaking superamplified boom box	0		
2352	reassuring double-paned fire poi	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
2353	frosty bejeweled pledge pin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2354	jittery communications windchimes	0		
2355	frozen henna face paint	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 46
2356	wet moist tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 66
2357	beefcake's Gaia beads of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	twirling gray clay bead	0		
2360	maroon clay bead	0		
2361	rosewater-soaked hippy medical kit of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2362	gray flame-wreathed Van der Graaf Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2363	Fonzie's stylish longhaired hippy wig	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	nasty Zim Merman's guitar	0		Stench Damage: +5
2365	tumbling huge Temple Grandin's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2366	ghostly upside-down pulsating Samson's peel hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	flowing hippy skirt of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	blinking natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	rotten banana	3	crappy	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	spoiled banana cream pie	3	crappy	
2376	aged irresponsibly strong banana daiquiri	6	awesome	
2377	watered-down bad purple bungle in the jungle	2	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	quadruple-dry dry banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 33
2380	huge dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	ghostly woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	upside-down class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	brainy keg shield of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100
2387	finger of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2388	tumbling Sherlock's war tongs of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	asbestos apron of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2391	savvy beaten-up Chucks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2392	upside-down nasty natty ascot	0		Stench Damage: +5
2393	sharpshooter's sinister wreath of laurels	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	ghostly Danglin' Chad's loincloth of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	spinning nasty tube sock	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	energy drink IV of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2399	reassuring Fonzie's Elmley shades	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	MacGyver's quilted beer bong	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100
2402	red tumbling gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	pulsating ghostly jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	yellow worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	twirling sammich crust	0		
2413	blurry triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	Temple Grandin's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	frightening bounty-hunting rifle	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2418	Annie Oakley's bounty-hunting pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	tarnished bouncing gray bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 55
2420	cold-filtered teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 50
2421	enhanced bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 39
2422	moist irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 45
2423	quantum quantum unsweetened blurry Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 13
2424	electrified improved cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 64
2425	anodized non-tarnished can of spinach	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 56
2426	deionized jittery fire flower	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 18
2427	super-tarnished dry mirror freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 62
2428	tarnished non-enhanced fake blood	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 31
2429	modified warmed purple spinning Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 24
2430	deionized bag of lard	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 26
2431	moist colloidal green bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 48
2432	flattened SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 24
2433	super-quantum warmed narrow bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 57
2434	unsweetened eyedrops	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 54
2435	corrupted unsweetened tumbling Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 46
2436	colloidal electrified ionized donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 48
2437	narrow New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	blinking scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	twirling Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	blue huge asbestos-lined hale pink glowstick	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	artisanal watered-down huge Supernova Champagne	2	EPIC	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	wobbly bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tumbling tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	mirror knitted goatskin umbrella	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2452	greasy Tesla wool hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	upside-down nippy lion tamer's belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2455	huge blurry flame-retardant bar whip	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2456	barskin buckler of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2457	rosewater-soaked whip	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2458	nippy barskin loincloth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	smartaleck's tighty whiteys	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	yak toupee of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	ghostly red Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	rotten huge bowl of Bounty-Os	9	crappy	
2465	tolerable Oreille Divisée brandy	4	good	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	shaking yellow suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	mirror blurry bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	narrow wilted lettuce	0		
2473	blurry empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	Jim Carey's clown wig of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	clownskin belt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2477	pulsating clownskin buckler of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 50
2478	Oprah's clown whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Clowniness: 50
2479	green demon skin	0		
2480	maroon wholesome demon-horned hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	upside-down zippy demon buckler	0		Initiative: +20
2482	twirling frightening toasty resourceful demon whip	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
2483	chaotic barskin cloak	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2484	asbestos-lined snakeskin duster of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
2485	blurry medical-grade deadly clownskin harness	0		Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 50
2486	toasty beefcake's demonskin jacket	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +5
2487	upside-down gray shellacked hipposkin poncho	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2488	olive lion tamer's yak anorak	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2489	upside-down rock-hard tuxedo shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2490	auspicious Jack Frost's gnauga hide vest	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
2491	green shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	tumbling stick of dynamite	0		
2494	teal sizzling arcane researcher's Necrotelicomnicon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10
2495	Samson's brainy Cookbook of the Damned	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5
2496	electrified studded Sinful Desires	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	spinning molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	red Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	gray precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	huge hardy beach glass necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50
2509	fuchsia up-at-dawn peace-sign necklace	0		Adventures: +5
2510	skewed frightening wicked round sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	tumbling reassuring greasy spark plug earring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2514	yellow rosewater-soaked savvy woven baling wire bracelets	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
2515	blue supercharged gearbox necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2516	greedy extremely unsafe wrench bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20
2517	ghostly yellow chain necklace of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2518	sawblade shield of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2519	delicious McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	awesome	
2520	aged weak enchanted melted Jell-o shot	2	awesome	Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 15
2521	drinkable maroon cruelty-free wine	4	good	
2522	smooth jittery blurry thistle wine	3	awesome	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	maroon displaced fish	0		
2525	enchanted bland fish	3	decent	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 50
2526	normal cyan fish casserole	3	good	
2527	spoiled fuchsia fish lasagna	3	crappy	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	moldy gnatloaf	4	crappy	
2530	half-sized yummy spinning gnatloaf casserole	2	awesome	
2531	tasty fancy diet gnat lasagna	1	awesome	Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 25
2532	skewed pork	0		
2533	half-sized decent skewed blinking pork chop sandwiches	2	good	
2534	toothsome big pork casserole	5	awesome	
2535	special rotten pork lasagna	3	crappy	Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 10
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	red bouncing organs	0		
2539	sinister Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2540	spinning tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	pressed shaking lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	activated improved ionized lime green blurry tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	alkaline ghostly begpwnia	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	ionized pressed Vulcanized mirror upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	liquefied tumbling half-orchid	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	curative Da Vinci's tin star	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	cyan executive outrageous sombrero of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	frosty lion tamer's "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	bouncing twirling Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	skewed reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	chilly lion tamer's groovy Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	wicked thinker's Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	yellow wobbly gravedigger's Chelonian Morningstar of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	aromatic razor-sharp Hammer of Smiting	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	gray 17-alarm Saucepan of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	nippy steel-toed rock-hard Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Damage Reduction: 14, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	ghostly lime green half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	green plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	ionized spinning ant agonist	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 12
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	tumbling purple bronzed locust	0		
2576	ghostly honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	squat arcane researcher's beefy cactus quill	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2578	Van der Graaf crafty Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2579	snack-sized rotten gray cactus fruit	2	crappy	
2580	red frosty Da Vinci's scorpion whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2581	yellow handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	flavorless centipede eggs	3	decent	
2584	maroon mirror dog trainer's wonderwall shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2585	teal Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2586	squat fireproof General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2587	groovy Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2588	blue Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2589	bland huge hot date	6	decent	
2590	enchanted artisanal boozy distilled fortified wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 25
2591	flavorless blinking tasty tart	3	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	jumbo normal Knob pasty	5	good	
2594	tolerable spinning thermos full of Knob coffee	3	good	
2595	chilled blinking twirling shaking Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 58
2596	maroon leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	ghostly Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	ghostly teal Sinatra's Staff of the Midnight Snack of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +20
2602	greedy rosewater-soaked Staff of Blood and Pudding of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	lard-coated Tuesday's ruby	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Variable
2605	narrow palm frond	0		
2606	skewed palm-frond fan	0		
2607	jittery pulsating wool palm-frond whip	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	bouncing sharpshooter's palm-frond capris of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	gray extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	brawny palm-frond cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	spinning mojo filter	0		
2615	tasty savoy truffle	3	awesome	
2616	pulsating Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	bouncing upside-down teal sizzling Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	normal unidentified jerky	3	good	
2621	blue Jim Carey's nasty rat mask of courage	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	horrifying ratskin belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2623	shellacked supercool rattail whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
2624	Temple Grandin's bat hat of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	stanky bat whip of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2626	spinning wobbly Da Vinci's bat-ass jacket of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +20
2627	narrow catskin cap of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	smelly resourceful catskin buckler	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2629	bouncing weightlifter's beefy tail o' nine cats	0		Muscle: 25
2630	ghostly Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	chilled unsweetened lime green mirror gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 54
2632	polymerized modified warmed mother's helper	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 36
2633	zippy educational pat-a-cake pendant	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +20
2634	maroon mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	upside-down twirling MacGyver's mummy mask	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	teal banded gauze shorts of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	sharpshooter's greaves of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	perfumed stiffened cowboy hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	shaking razor-sharp beefy Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2643	happiness of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2644	blurry feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	spinning flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2650	blurry upside-down green bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	spoiled gigantic S.T.L.T.	6	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	bland honey-dew	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	high-proof tolerable skewed red Xanadian	9	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	alkaline liquefied pulsating skewed cyan bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	gray Annie Oakley's Drowsy Sword of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2657	snack-sized flavorless mirror teal escargotsicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	watered-down acceptable bottle of realpagne	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	ghostly albatross necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	dehydrated upside-down fuchsia not-a-pipe	1	good	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	acceptable upside-down flask of Amontillado	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	twirling lard-coated ball mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	ghostly squat resourceful Can-Can skirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	aerosolized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	adjusted alkaline bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	polymerized bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	non-improved frozen teal spiky collar	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	altered can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	distilled ghostly patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dried Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	lousy practically non-alcoholic shot of nepenthe schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	triple-galvanized cold-filtered upside-down bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	distilled upside-down handful of moss	1		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 35
2676	compressed mirror bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	twisted ghostly upside-down protein powder	1		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	concentrated adjusted frozen sparkler	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 50
2680	alkaline super-enhanced snake	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 68, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	alkaline quadruple-vacuum-sealed M-242	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 52
2682	narrow ghostly detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	pulsating fuchsia Jeselnik's arcane researcher's armgun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	olive pulsating commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	asbestos-lined steel-toed Fonzie's dreadlock whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +5
2689	huge supercool beer-a-pult of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
2690	green avaricious frightening cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
2691	stale handful of nuts and berries	3	decent	
2692	mirror Usain Bolt's boxer's driftwood sculpture	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
2693	wicked cool massive sitar	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5
2694	censurious family-friendly thinker's stone baseball cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: 4, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	weak tolerable mirror cup of beer	2	good	
2696	upside-down ovoid thing	0		
2697	twirling ghostly duct tape	0		
2698	mirror duct tape wallet	0		
2699	narrow MacGyver's clever duct tape shirt	0		Maximum MP: 120
2700	twirling frightening nippy duct tape fedora	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	shaking Sherlock's duct tape sword of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
2702	greedy duct tape dockers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	shaking brawny duct tape buckler	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2704	narrow shrinking powder	0		
2705	skewed foul-smelling Temple Grandin's blackberry slippers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2706	mirror teal Fonzie's sage blackberry moccasins of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2707	pulsating lard-coated frightening extremely unsafe blackberry combat boots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2708	frozen deionized shaking funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 14
2709	yellow huge shaking exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	shaking cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	chilled facepaint	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 17
2712	moist pulsating sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 20
2713	cold-filtered modified Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 27
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	teal savvy weightlifter's battered hubcap of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
2717	zippy flame-retardant crafty hood ornament	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	fortified deadly experienced hand-carved bokken	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60
2720	squat lion tamer's supercool beefy hand-carved bow	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
2721	ruddy dangerous hand-carved staff of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60
2722	red wobbly horrifying Sinatra's Staff of the Greasefire of terror of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2723	huge cyan avaricious flame-retardant Staff of the Grand Flambé of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
2724	bland gigantic bowl of rye sprouts	9	decent	
2725	flavorless pulsating cob of corn	3	decent	
2726	adequate snack-sized tumbling juniper berries	2	good	
2727	moldy plum	3	crappy	
2728	moldy bite-sized pear	1	crappy	
2729	super-sized decent peach	5	good	
2730	hand-crafted blurry plum wine	3	EPIC	
2731	drinkable practically non-alcoholic wobbly shot of pear schnapps	1	good	
2732	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted jittery shot of peach schnapps	1	EPIC	
2733	thick stale bunch of square grapes	5	decent	
2734	snack-sized toothsome brown sugar cane	2	awesome	
2735	adequate sandwich of the gods	3	good	
2736	irresponsibly strong lousy Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	8	decent	
2737	diluted blurry jittery green leopard-print barbell	1	awesome	
2738	blurry pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	flattened super-quantum energized upside-down olive panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 30
2740	skewed hardened wicked Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100
2741	acceptable boilermaker	4	good	
2742	enchanted decent half-sized steel lasagna	2	quest	Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 35
2743	perfectly mixed watered-down steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	vaporized squat steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	anodized upside-down gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 61
2746	denatured blinking shaking extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 56
2747	yellow chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	furniture dolly of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2749	ribald stiffened strapping Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10
2750	huge prompt manspreader's Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2751	rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2752	healthy educational Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2753	mirror toasty grievous Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2754	huge personal trainer's Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2755	shaking Iron Beta of Industry of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2756	twirling Usain Bolt's Oprah's Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2757	blurry Usain Bolt's Red Balloon of Valor of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2758	Socratic Purple Horseshoe of Honor of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2759	aromatic scandalous Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2760	red nasty toasty Green Clover of Justice	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2761	blinking zippy Yellow Moon of Compassion of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2762	upside-down dangerous brainy Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2763	squat lion tamer's Pink Heart of Spirit of the early riser	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2764	blue greedy frightening sharpshooter's Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2765	huge Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	decent small spinning green Crimbo pie	2	good	
2768	decent miniature pear tart	2	good	
2769	delicious peach pie	4	awesome	
2770	quantum chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 38
2771	diffused handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 16
2772	upside-down steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	spinning unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	bouncing green tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	boxer's filigreed hamethyst earring of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
2778	narrow boxer's filigreed hamethyst necklace of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2779	twirling Jack Frost's supercool sage filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2780	chaotic veiny ruddy baconstone earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2781	family-friendly lion tamer's baconstone necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2782	blue sage baconstone ring of incineration of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2783	mirror Sinatra's pulled porquoise earring of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2784	shellacked pulled porquoise pendant of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2785	lard-coated experienced pulled porquoise ring of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2786	wobbly strapping Earring of Fire of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2787	extremely unsafe Pendant of Fire of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2788	dance instructor's Ring of Fire of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2789	narrow energetic veiny Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2790	skewed therapeutic wholesome Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2791	foul-smelling energetic Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2792	thinker's Unspeakable Earring of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2793	blue Choker of the Ultragoth of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2794	ruddy The Ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2795	tumbling inspector's veiny Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2796	forbidden Fonzie's Putrid Pendant	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2797	prompt occult Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2798	wool vibrating Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2799	flame-wreathed weightlifter's Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2800	tumbling olive dangerous supercool Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2801	twirling mirror vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	lime green skewed flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	vacuum-sealed modified vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 20
2805	super-cold-filtered pickled vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 17
2806	warmed vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 57
2807	pickled spinning flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 30
2808	pressed flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 57
2809	tarnished flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 48
2810	warmed mirror jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 25
2811	energized jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 50
2812	warmed red jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 20
2813	friendly Beret	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	hale arcane researcher's groovy Bludgeon	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Brimstone
2815	twirling foul-smelling deadly wizardly Bunker	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Brimstone
2816	reassuring frightening Boxers of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	electrified grievous brawny Brooch	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	skewed sizzling studded Bracelet of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	gravedigger's Grimacite gasmask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	Grimacite gat of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	shaking careful Grimacite gaiters of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	squat greedy Socratic Grimacite gauntlets	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	Van der Graaf Grimacite go-go boots of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	perfumed hale Grimacite girdle	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	chaotic hale ruddy Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2827	blue squat anniversary gift box	0		
2828	upside-down loaded dice	0		
2829	blue really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	shaking star key lime	0		
2832	adequate pulsating digital key lime pie	4	good	
2833	thick rotten upside-down star key lime pie	5	crappy	
2834	foul-smelling toasty grievous bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	knitted indie comic hipster glasses	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	maroon mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	shaking horrifying crafty glowstick	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	ribald Periodical Paintbrush	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only
2840	weak aged bottle of cooking sherry	2	awesome	
2841	normal low-calorie spinning packet of ketchup	1	good	
2842	hand-crafted ghostly mirror accidental cider	3	EPIC	
2843	normal snack-sized green dire fudgesicle	2	good	
2844	frightening crafty groovy navel ring of navel gazing of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	ghostly plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	chilly Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Cold Damage: +5
2848	pulsating Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	tolerable extra-dry yellow moonberry wine cooler	5	good	
2851	yummy fine aged cheddarwurst	3	awesome	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	gray Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	spinning huge blue bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	huge mosquito proboscis of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5
2856	deionized huge swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 46
2857	quadruple-tarnished mirror seegar butt	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 14
2858	ghostly bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	wobbly MacGyver's personal trainer's witch wart	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100
2860	stale swamp muck	3	decent	
2861	aromatic clever personal trainer's leechknife	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	anodized polarized anodized twirling dribbly candle	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 19
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	mirror gravedigger's veiny beaver spear	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2866	squat brawny shamanic beads of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2867	zippy dilapidated wizard hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	activated altered jittery pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 25
2869	alkaline skewed pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
2870	liquefied lime green pirate tract	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 34
2871	squat burnt flower	0		
2872	gray shellacked plastic Naughty Sorceress of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2873	lard-coated stiffened plastic Ed the Undying	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2874	gray wobbly knitted plastic Lord Spookyraven of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
2875	plastic Dr. Awkward of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2876	Jeselnik's plastic protector spectre	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2877	thinker's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Mysticality: +10
2878	educational plastic Boss Bat	0		Experience: +1
2879	bouncing pulsating plastic Knob Goblin King of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2880	shaking lard-coated plastic Bonerdagon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2881	avaricious plastic The Man	0		Meat Drop: +30
2882	sizzling plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Hot Damage: +10
2883	sizzling plastic Felonia	0		Hot Damage: +10
2884	smartaleck's plastic Beelzebozo	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2885	supercool plastic conservationist hippy	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2886	weightlifter's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Muscle: +15
2887	plastic angry bugbear of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2888	plastic anime smiley of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2889	Samson's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2890	rock-hard plastic astronomer	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2891	blurry olive wool plastic beanbat	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2892	purple lard-coated plastic blooper	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2893	personal trainer's plastic brainsweeper	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2894	narrow nasty plastic briefcase bat	0		Stench Damage: +5
2895	upside-down Sherlock's plastic demoninja	0		Item Drop: +25
2896	huge plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2897	plastic drunk goat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2898	weightlifter's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Muscle: +15
2899	flame-wreathed plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2900	mirror hardy plastic handsome mariachi	0		Maximum HP: +50
2901	upside-down plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2902	squat Usain Bolt's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Initiative: +80
2903	careful plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Monster Level: -10
2904	bouncing asbestos-lined plastic Knott Yeti	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2905	spinning healthy plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2906	inspector's plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Item Drop: +15
2907	executive plastic ninja snowman	0		Meat Drop: +40
2908	Annie Oakley's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2909	stanky plastic G Imp	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2910	maroon brainy plastic goth	0		Mysticality: +5
2911	plastic cubist bull of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2912	olive scandalous plastic scary clown	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2913	blinking Van der Graaf plastic smarmy pirate	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2914	plastic spiny skelelton of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2915	wobbly brainy plastic Spam Witch	0		Mysticality: +5
2916	blurry aromatic plastic vampire	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2917	shaking wobbly stanky plastic taco cat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2919	blinking careful plastic warwelf	0		Monster Level: -10
2920	plastic whitesnake of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2921	banded plastic XXX pr0n	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2922	thinker's plastic zmobie	0		Mysticality: +10
2923	jittery plastic Protagonist of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2924	squat pulsating wholesome plastic Spunky Princess	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2925	sage plastic topiary golem	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2926	plastic senile lihc of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2927	squat smartaleck's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2928	lime green plastic Gnomester Blomester of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2929	prompt plastic Trouser Snake	0		Adventures: +3
2930	purple ghostly Temple Grandin's plastic Axe Wound	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2931	tumbling plastic Hellion of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2932	deadly plastic Black Knight	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2933	yellow stanky plastic pair of tweezers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2934	extremely unsafe plastic fruit golem	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2935	twirling flame-wreathed plastic fluffy bunny	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	pulsating Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	pulsating unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	flavorless Surprise Egg	3	decent	
2941	activated jittery Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 32
2942	wet non-wet flattened chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 53
2943	nitrogenated Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 66
2945	crafty slick party hat	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	hardened V for Vivala mask of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	bad shot of rotgut	4	decent	
2949	galvanized double-Vulcanized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 62
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	skewed Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	blinking stanky glowstick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	Jeselnik's tip jar	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2955	flavorless gigantic yam candy	7	decent	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	small tasty tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2	awesome	
2959	shaking up-at-dawn rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Adventures: +5
2960	diet adequate single-serving herbal stuffing	1	good	
2961	yummy packet of tofurkey gravy	3	awesome	
2962	adequate jittery tofurkey nugget	3	good	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	blinking olive ball polish	0		
2965	ghostly mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	skewed Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	enhanced blinking jittery Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 16
2968	double-warmed irradiated shaking ghostly Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 65
2969	moldy creamsicle	4	crappy	
2970	drinkable practically non-alcoholic cream stout	1	good	
2971	blurry huge flame-wreathed savvy curmudgel	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	rosy-cheeked grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	Jim Carey's beefcake's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2976	watered-down bad bilge wine	2	decent	
2977	pulsating curative witty rapier	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2978	extremely unsafe yohohoyo of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2979	tarnished pickled fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 69
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	inspector's booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	fuchsia cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	mirror copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	healthy copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	teal executive hale tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	avaricious clingfilm trousers	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	ghostly lard-coated educational clingfilm cap	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	blinking shellacked clingfilm slippers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	miniature adequate vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2	good	
2994	non-tarnished warmed purple true grit	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 35
2995	greedy asbestos-lined buoybottoms of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	tumbling curative grungy flannel shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2997	curative grungy bandana of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	Temple Grandin's grassy cutlass	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	lime green mirror scandalous pegleg	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3002	wobbly huge Fonzie's lamé pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	wobbly electrified enormous hoop earring	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3004	blinking wool Fonzie's costume sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +1
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	knitted nasty rainbow pearl earring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	yellow ghostly Usain Bolt's fireproof rainbow pearl necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	slick rainbow pearl ring of the storm	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	asbestos-lined double-paned Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
3010	jittery blue energetic stylish Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3011	teal sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	ghostly mirror shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	green simple key	0		
3014	mirror ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	pulsating blinking stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	jittery small stone triangle	0		
3024	blue stone pyramid	0		
3025	enchanted tolerable pulsating corpse on the beach	3	good	Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 35
3026	artisanal strong corpsetini	5	EPIC	
3027	weak aged corpsedriver	2	awesome	
3028	delicious huge Corpse Island iced tea	4	awesome	
3029	weak lousy ghostly red-headed corpse	2	decent	
3030	tolerable practically non-alcoholic skewed twirling kamicorpse-ee	1	good	
3031	aged corpsel	4	awesome	
3032	drinkable practically non-alcoholic corpsebite	1	good	
3033	rosy-cheeked pirate fledges	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	half-sized yummy pearl onion	2	awesome	
3036	moldy narrow sea biscuit	3	crappy	
3037	watered-down fancy acceptable bottle of rum	2	good	Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 25
3038	drinkable bottle of black-label rum	3	good	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	maroon voodoo skull	0		
3041	red joke scroll	0		
3042	huge Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	gray metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	low-calorie flavorless nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	rotten immense nanite-infested candy cane	6	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	moldy fancy nanite-infested fruitcake	3	crappy	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	tolerable extra-dry nanite-infested eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	tumbling El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	shellacked eyepatch	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	frosty cutlass	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3052	Temple Grandin's breeches	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	non-aerosolized boiled wobbly candy heart	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	diffused cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	squat deadly metallic foil cat ears	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	blinking iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	pulsating synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	upside-down LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	sizzling cyborg doll	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	maroon buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	bouncing greedy toy maglev monorail	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	blurry toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	shaking laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	narrow skewed polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	huge laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	mirror Newton's marionette collective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	careful borg sock monkey	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	toasty hardened roboduck-on-a-string	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	yellow teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	zippy biomechanical crimborg helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	twirling jittery cool brainy C.B.F.G.	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	fuchsia razor-sharp stylish biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	moist unsweetened olive vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	handmade hobby horse of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	skewed forbidden ball-in-a-cup	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	set of jacks of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	bland special purple laser-broiled pear	3	decent	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	upside-down yellow asbestos-lined frightening polyalloy shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	blinking sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	twirling unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	veiny smartaleck's vibrating cyborg knife	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	banded immense cyborg hand of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	red sharpshooter's studded wicked cyborg stompin' boot	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	gray Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	blurry Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	twirling Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	upside-down Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	squat Hodgman	0		
3117	tumbling red Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	tumbling olive divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	yellow huge divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	maroon spinning divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	magnetized shaking fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 36
3125	dry piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 16
3126	olive ghostly hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	moldy red blurry roasted marshmallow	3	crappy	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	rotten diet tin cup of mulligan stew	1	crappy	
3132	hardened dance instructor's flamin' bindle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3
3133	nasty supercool freezin' bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5
3134	stinkin' bindle of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
3135	skewed steel-toed hardened bindle	0		Damage Reduction: 12
3136	mirror zippy sleazy bindle of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20
3137	spinning Lo Pan's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3138	ghostly Hodgman's whackin' stick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
3139	lightning-fast slick Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +40
3140	upside-down soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	Sinatra's panhandle panhandling hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	twirling Van der Graaf cup of infinite pencils	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1
3143	knitted shellacked Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +3
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	wobbly olive sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	extra-activated super-polarized warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
3160	altered humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 30
3161	activated diffused El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 18
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	tumbling repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	concentrated oxidized seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 47
3169	moldy turtle soup	3	crappy	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	Rosewater's evil paper umbrella	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3173	galvanized non-deionized pressed evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 27
3174	decent evil boring spaghetti	3	good	
3175	tasty half-sized evil noodles	2	awesome	
3176	bland small ghostly yellow evil noodles	2	decent	
3177	flavorless upside-down evil painful penne pasta	3	decent	
3178	immense decent 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	10	good	
3179	delicious small evil ravioli della hippy	2	awesome	
3180	yummy thick evil noodles	5	awesome	
3181	super-altered yellow evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 41
3182	unsweetened spinning evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 57
3183	deionized evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 60
3184	warmed corrupted evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 62
3185	polymerized tumbling evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 27
3186	pickled diffused squat evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 26
3187	super-galvanized concentrated blinking evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 66
3188	lousy watered-down bouncing an evil sump'm sump'm	2	decent	
3189	aged watered-down evil ducha de oro	2	awesome	
3190	bad weak evil horizontal tango	2	decent	
3191	practically non-alcoholic drinkable evil roll in the hay	1	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	wobbly naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	lard-coated origami pasties	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	maroon Sherlock's perfumed toasty origami riding crop	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	pulsating El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	wobbly thick padded envelope	0		
3202	miser's ribald Fonzie's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	lime green upside-down dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	squat dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	squat dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	blinking dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	toasty manspreader's glowstick	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	maroon sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	skewed hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	teal aromatic weightlifter's gatorskin umbrella	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +1
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	mediocre triple-distilled bouncing bottle of sewage schnapps	7	decent	
3226	perfectly mixed bottle of Ooze-O	4	EPIC	
3227	spoiled C.H.U.M. chum	3	crappy	
3228	flavorless squat unfortunate dumplings	3	decent	
3229	jittery decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	aerosolized jittery oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 36
3231	nippy tattered paper crown	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	adequate vanilla-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	narrow blue noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	pulsating Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	maroon Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	skewed Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	twirling Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	foul-smelling Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	tumbling groovy brainy Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	squat greedy aromatic Ol' Scratch's ash can of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	maroon Van der Graaf pink plastic baby	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	nippy supercool Frosty's silk hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	Frosty's carrot of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	narrow shaking smelly studded quilted Frosty's nailbat	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	mirror Oprah's hardy Oscus's pelt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	mirror Lo Pan's healthy Wand of Oscus of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	crafty weightlifter's Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	MacGyver's Zombo's skullcap of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	savvy cool Zombo's shield of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	Da Vinci's Zombo's grievous greaves of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	squat greedy wizardly Chester's moustache of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	narrow therapeutic healthy Chester's bag of candy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	Chester's cutoffs of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	corrupted blinking handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
3269	nitrogenated double-ionized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
3270	dry purple handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 66
3271	skewed family-friendly crotchety pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	bouncing frightening Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	knitted willowy bonnet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	red flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	bouncing dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	skewed black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	upside-down Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	foul-smelling studded belt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	blinking plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	avaricious stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	flavorless salad	3	decent	
3284	upside-down squat therapeutic Sinatra's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3285	lime green dance instructor's C.H.U.M. knife	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3286	smartaleck's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3287	teal quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	upside-down shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	shaking bouncing scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	narrow adorable seal larva	0		
3293	squat untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	skewed maroon friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	fuchsia jittery stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	spinning smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	zippy washboard shield	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	purple Usain Bolt's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	MacGyver's marinara jug	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	miser's makeshift castanets	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	huge grievous left-handed melodica	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	vaporized blinking blurry epic wad	1	EPIC	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 15
3317	Herculean bottlecap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
3318	corncob pipe of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3319	scorching Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
3320	shaking brawny frayed rope belt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	extremely unsafe mayfly bait necklace of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	tumbling spinning Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	mediocre ghostly jar of fermented pickle juice	3	decent	
3326	dehydrated voodoo snuff	1	EPIC	
3327	moldy diet ghostly wobbly extra-greasy slider	1	crappy	
3328	huge scorching crumpled felt fedora of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	skewed wool dog trainer's battered top-hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	tumbling manspreader's occult shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	mirror avaricious Jack Frost's mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	family-friendly crafty hobo dungarees	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	patched suit-pants of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	ghostly hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	bouncing rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	electrified rock-hard dead guy's memento	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	spoiled bite-sized twirling banquet	1	crappy	
3339	lime green huge sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	red very caltrop	0		
3341	cyan The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	upside-down bed of coals	0		
3345	huge air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	red dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	delicious Ralph IX cognac	3	awesome	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	pulsating zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	improved bouncing llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	rotten ghostly banana-frosted king cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	purple lightning-fast brown plastic baby	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	teal delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	spinning stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	narrow yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	rotten immense mole molé	10	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	tolerable Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	denatured aerosolized Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	electrified lime green digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	boiled upside-down huge glimmering roc feather	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	boiled ghostly blinking glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	modified upside-down glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	pickled glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	altered lime green glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	powdered wobbly spinning glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	mirror house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	skewed Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	slick Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +7
3381	cyan Ol' Scratch's stove door of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Thorns: 1
3382	upside-down studded Rosewater's Ol' Scratch's manacles of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
3383	blinking Jack Frost's supercool groovy Chester's sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3384	ribald Chester's muscle shirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3385	friendly mansplainer's Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
3386	lightning-fast experienced Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +40
3387	forbidden Zombo's skull ring of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3388	olive Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	greedy baleful Frosty's arm	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
3390	Jack Frost's friendly cool Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	asbestos-lined Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	wool Oscus's flypaper pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	huge maroon sizzling hale Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	ghostly baleful Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	beefcake's strapping Hodgman's bow tie	0		Muscle: 30, Single Equip
3398	bad fancy Hodgman's blanket	4	decent	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 35
3399	acceptable jar of squeeze	3	good	
3400	special bland big spinning blue bowl of fishysoisse	5	decent	Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
3401	alkaline corrupted enhanced huge wobbly deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 33
3402	pressed gray concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	shaking narrow fortified deck of lewd playing cards of extreme caution of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3
3405	toasty Hodgman's sock	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
3406	mirror twirling family-friendly Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3407	teal Hodgman's almanac of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3409	wizardly Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Mysticality: +25
3410	pulsating Sherlock's Hodgman's detector	0		Item Drop: +25
3411	upside-down weightlifter's Hodgman's cane	0		Muscle: +15
3412	blurry Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	shaking Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	spinning twirling Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	narrow box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	deionized sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 54
3423	non-anodized frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 68
3424	energized quantum upside-down squat fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 24
3425	magnetized blue garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 62
3426	frozen liquefied strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 25
3427	jittery roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	alkaline chilled upside-down teal Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 61
3430	upside-down bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	red rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	zippy miser's stirring stick	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20
3436	mirror frightening Jim Carey's Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
3437	crafty sage Staff of the Black Kettle of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3438	friendly chaotic Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +20
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	altered shaking tumbling prismatic wad	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	MacGyver's club of the five seasons	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	blinking reassuring rainbow crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	maroon kitten	0		
3444	lime green rock-hard webbed comic mask	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	squat Van der Graaf Da Vinci's six-rainbow shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	upside-down wobbly rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	gray cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	lime green cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	upside-down cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	smartaleck's trusty torch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	grievous Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3458	oxidized quadruple-alkaline fuchsia blinking STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 31
3459	drinkable white-label gin	3	good	
3460	adequate tin rations	4	good	
3461	purple haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	lousy high-proof bottle of sake	10	decent	
3464	round pebble	0		Item Drop: +5
3465	stale huge Bash-Ōs cereal	3	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	shaking fireproof sizzling stylish haiku katana	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	shaking spinning fuchsia plastic baby of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	normal tumbling blueberry-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	jittery bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	jittery shaking damp boot	0		
3472	Sherlock's nippy stylish Seasonal Beret	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	deionized dry cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 49
3475	quadruple-Vulcanized blurry blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 25
3476	enhanced polymerized plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 63
3477	triple-irradiated teal pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 67
3478	double-dry activated spinning narrow lime green peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 57
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	blurry passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	blurry eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	warmed enhanced wet glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 40
3486	teal dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	wobbly pristine fish scale	0		
3489	normal bite-sized beefy fish meat	1	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	yummy snack-sized glistening fish meat	2	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	bland gigantic slick fish meat	10	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	hardened fish scimitar of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -25
3493	shaking scorching Herculean fish stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25
3494	jittery boxer's fish bazooka of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
3495	double-diffused adjusted galvanized sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 34
3496	diffused quadruple-warmed bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 16
3497	mediocre bottle of Pete's Sake	3	decent	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	narrow witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	upside-down beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	delicious thick pulsating bouncing canapés	5	awesome	
3502	boiled narrow thermos of brew	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	artisanal enchanted glass of brandy	4	EPIC	Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	huge French slippers	0		
3505	LWA ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3506	yellow LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	knitted scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	maroon reassuring Jeselnik's ganger bandana	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	tumbling eel skin	0		
3517	purple eelskin hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	olive padded eelskin pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	zippy eelskin shield	0		Initiative: +20, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	Jim Carey's shark tooth necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3522	censurious shark jumper of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
3523	flattened aerosolized corrupted shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 47
3524	electrified teal eel battery	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 42
3525	diffused temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 33
3526	blurry stanky scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	blurry Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	wobbly plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	wobbly plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	tumbling plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	tumbling plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	beefcake's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	upside-down perfumed ribald depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	spinning mansplainer's ruddy depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	maroon lard-coated forbidden depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	red bouncing depleted Grimacite ninja mask of dire peril of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	perfumed stanky depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	coward's veiny depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	green nippy hardy KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	spinning smartaleck's propeller beanie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	flame-retardant educational straw hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	green tumbling greasy baleful stylish octopus's spade	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	rotten skewed sea carrot	4	crappy	
3556	adequate mirror red sea cucumber	4	good	
3557	snack-sized rotten yellow sea avocado	2	crappy	
3558	decent tumbling sea lychee	3	good	
3559	flavorless half-sized huge sea tangelo	2	decent	
3560	bland sea honeydew	3	decent	
3561	frozen mirror pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 34
3562	dry fuchsia pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 21
3563	deionized liquefied pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 12
3564	artisanal fancy berry-infused sake	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 10
3565	tolerable watered-down citrus-infused sake	2	good	
3566	acceptable melon-infused sake	4	good	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	yellow executive ruddy sponge helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	wobbly lion tamer's friendly Jim Carey's spongy shield	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2
3570	Jack Frost's dog trainer's square sponge pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	mirror six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	decent rice	4	good	
3584	spoiled irradiated candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	rotten spinning gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	acceptable oozenog	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	super-boiled quantum wobbly sugar plum	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	deionized pickled moist pulsating sugar banana	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	colloidal oxidized narrow sugar lime	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	activated skewed sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	spinning zippy perfumed Mer-kin hookspear	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Drops Meat
3592	mirror blurry Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	altered Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 30
3596	purple imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	fuchsia chilly sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked moist sailor's cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	tumbling double-paned speargun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5
3601	compass of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	shaking porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	huge bubblin' stone	0		
3606	hardy diving helmet of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	skewed skewed Van der Graaf aerated diving helmet of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	energized bouncing sea grease	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 67
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	upside-down olive rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	energized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	bouncing The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	ghostly wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	skewed pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	purple skewed blurry gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	parasitic claw of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	MacGyver's parasitic tentacles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	nasty parasitic headgnawer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	bouncing Sinatra's parasitic strangleworm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	denatured quadruple-unsweetened Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	blinking hardy elven socks of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	sizzling groovy elven gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	coward's festive holiday hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	frightening patent shoes of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	experienced gray bow tie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	upside-down grievous penguin thesaurus of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	special normal tiny twirling blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	jittery pufferfish spine	0		
3644	chaotic depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	hand-crafted canteen of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	delicious thick elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	narrow skewed squat map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	big rotten toast with jam	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	delicious practically non-alcoholic elven moonshine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	immense decent knuckle sandwich	6	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	lime green asbestos-lined psycho sweater of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	Sherlock's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	coward's plastic mutant elf	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	personal trainer's plastic fat stack of cash	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	huge pulsating clever plastic strand of DNA	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	Putty mitre of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	censurious frightening Putty leotard	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	tumbling frosty Putty ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	skewed Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	blurry wobbly rosewater-soaked medical-grade boxer's Putty snake	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	quilted glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	Temple Grandin's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	blinking blinking narrow glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	rotten teal twirling can of franks 'n' beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	artisanal enchanted strong bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	EPIC	Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	twirling throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	red Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	wobbly fuchsia quilted diving muff	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3678	smooth salinated mint julep	4	awesome	
3679	upside-down ink bladder	0		
3680	blinking mirror esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	pulsating globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	adequate tempura carrot	4	good	
3685	thick adequate blinking tempura cucumber	5	good	
3686	bland diet tempura avocado	1	decent	
3687	stale sea broccoli	3	decent	
3688	tasty sea cauliflower	3	awesome	
3689	special toothsome tempura broccoli	3	awesome	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 5
3690	normal super-sized tempura cauliflower	5	good	
3691	flavorless sea blueberry	4	decent	
3692	stale upside-down sea persimmon	3	decent	
3693	oxidized tumbling red pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 15
3694	moist ionized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 26
3695	lime green Usain Bolt's Mer-kin digpick	0		Initiative: +80
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	mirror map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	cyan waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	up-at-dawn dance instructor's wizardly velcro broadsword	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +5
3706	fuchsia toasty velcro paddle ball of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3707	blinking reassuring energetic vibrating velcro shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: 30, Spooky Resistance: +1
3708	purple zippy inspector's Jim Carey's velcro boots	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3709	ghostly arcane researcher's non-stick pugil stick of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25
3710	dog trainer's banded teflon spatula of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3711	Jim Carey's forbidden cool teflon shield	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25
3712	zippy miser's teflon swim fins of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3713	wobbly chilly 7-inch discus of courage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
3714	shaking chaotic Annie Oakley's brawny PVC staff	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3715	Jeselnik's vinyl shield of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
3716	gray fireproof lard-coated hale vinyl boots	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3717	huge decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	blue blurry lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	tumbling decaying paddle	0		
3722	tumbling tarnished ring	0		
3723	huge tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	squat censurious glass gnoll eye	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3732	dry skewed cigar butt	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 28
3733	manly bloomers of the brute of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	ghostly Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	avaricious handwarmer of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3737	fireproof stylish lighter	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
3738	spoiled maroon packet of beer nuts	3	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	activated narrow jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 53
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	purple software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	ionized wet altered mirror pulsating concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 16
3750	greasy vampire pearl earring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3751	stale chocolate chip brownies	4	decent	
3753	upside-down Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	warmed polymerized love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	aerosolized triple-galvanized ghostly love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	wet huge love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	triple-warmed altered love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	corrupted love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	oxidized adjusted bouncing mirror love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	liquefied ionized breath mint	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 23
3761	jittery dance instructor's vampire pearl ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
3762	vampire pearl necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
3763	irresponsibly strong mediocre narrow slug of vodka	9	decent	
3764	artisanal slug of rum	4	EPIC	
3765	mediocre blurry bouncing yellow slug of shochu	3	decent	
3766	tolerable narrow screwdiver	4	good	
3767	artisanal dew yoana lei	3	EPIC	
3768	weak mediocre lychee chuhai	2	decent	
3769	fancy artisanal weak blurry salacious screwdiver	2	EPIC	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 5
3770	watered-down lousy dew yoana salacious lei	2	decent	
3771	artisanal salacious lychee chuhai	4	EPIC	
3772	drinkable blurry Alewife&trade; Ale	4	good	
3773	blinking seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	jittery forbidden pink pinkslip slip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	upside-down censurious sea salt scrubs of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3778	huge hale dangerous smooth amber aviator shades	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3779	denatured hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 13
3780	manspreader's beefy nurse's hat of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	mixed teal bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	pickled red bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	wobbly paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	tumbling spinning smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	bouncing wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	wobbly toasty Mer-kin roundshield of terror of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
3804	Herculean Mer-kin breastplate of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3805	wool cool Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	dry energized Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 38
3808	wobbly Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	tumbling blinking Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	fuchsia Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	normal chocolate-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	spinning plastic baby of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	spinning half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	moldy massive bouncing sea radish	8	crappy	
3818	ghostly greedy halibut of Gandalf of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	greasy water-polo mitt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3821	quantum adjusted wobbly syringe	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 46
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	modified wad of cotton	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 29
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	narrow Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	mirror Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	lime green Grandma's Map	0		
3829	toothsome tempura radish	3	awesome	
3830	weightlifter's water-polo cap	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	bad maroon Typical Tavern swill	3	decent	
3832	smooth tropical swill	3	awesome	
3833	acceptable fancy high-proof tumbling fruity girl swill	9	good	Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
3834	smooth narrow shaking blended swill	3	awesome	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	huge yellow resourceful banded Elvish sunglasses of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	strapping anniversary safety glass vest	0		Muscle: +5
3838	anniversary burlap belt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
3839	strapping anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Muscle: +5
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	wizardly anniversary pewter cape	0		Mysticality: +25
3842	Lo Pan's out-of-tune biwa	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3843	stanky dented harmonica	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3844	wizardly magic whistle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40
3845	manspreader's plastic blowgun	0		Monster Level: +10
3846	vibrating studded jungle drum of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3847	blue strapping hippy bongo	0		Muscle: +5
3848	sage knob bugle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3849	sizzling vibrating 4-dimensional guitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
3850	mansplainer's boxing glove	0		Monster Level: +15
3851	asbestos-lined deadly Fonzie's boxing glove on a spring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
3852	purple Usain Bolt's studded half-sized guitar	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80
3853	squat mirror smelly smartaleck's bass drum	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3854	dog trainer's pixel boomerang	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3855	executive gravedigger's world's smallest violin of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
3856	Sherlock's wool sinister ocarina of space	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
3857	dangerous a butt tuba	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3858	bone flute of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3859	infernal fife of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3860	zippy charming flute	0		Initiative: +20
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	spinning scorching electrified grass whistle	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3863	bouncing Jack Frost's clever plastic guitar	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3864	red Rosewater's finger cymbals	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3865	squat prompt sinister kettle drum	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
3866	energetic veiny double-barreled sling	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3867	lime green friendly quilted magilaser blastercannon	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +3
3868	hanky&#363; of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	fireproof smooth ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +3
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	frightening beefy office-supply crossbow	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
3872	pocket theremin of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3873	rave whistle of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	narrow fuchsia burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	personal trainer's fouet de tortue-dressage of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	green cult memo	0		
3884	olive decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	dry enhanced squat vial of slime	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 62
3886	energized mirror narrow vial of slime	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 61
3887	boiled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 68
3888	alkaline maroon vial of slime	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 41
3889	ionized colloidal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 51
3890	altered quantum vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 14
3891	nitrogenated magnetized blurry skewed vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 69
3892	dry enhanced vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 29
3893	vacuum-sealed vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41
3894	non-vacuum-sealed non-ionized vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 12
3895	alkaline adjusted vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 27
3896	Vulcanized blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 53
3897	moist activated purple vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 45
3898	fuchsia bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	olive seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	yellow figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	purple figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	blurry cyan figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	upside-down cyan figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	skewed imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	triple-distilled bad blended swill with a fly in it	7	decent	
3914	red turtle wax	0		
3915	Jack Frost's turtle wax shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3916	turtle wax helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	miser's turtle wax greaves	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	narrow Sinatra's meat shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	green asbestos-lined sinister turtlemail coif	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	clever wizardly turtlemail breeches	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	olive knitted groovy turtlemail hauberk	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
3923	red hedgeturtle	0		
3924	cyan Van der Graaf spiky turtle helmet of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	rosy-cheeked spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	wool supercharged spiky turtle shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	liquefied frozen tumbling tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 28
3931	double-paned severed flipper	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	narrow ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	nasty shellacked bad-ass club	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	liquefied corrupted hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 66
3936	wet tumbling tumbling scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 69
3937	aerosolized warmed skewed skewed fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 42
3938	Sinatra's club of corruption	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	razor-sharp corrupt club of corruption	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	lard-coated corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	upside-down asbestos-lined arcane researcher's Fonzie's evil-ass club	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	shaking knitted wholesome nasty-ass club of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	perfumed vibrating infernal toilet brush	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	wool padded shadowy seal eye	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	sizzling oyster egg balloon	0		Hot Damage: +10
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	huge key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	jittery teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	jittery crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	hale bejeweled cufflinks	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3959	olive foul-smelling garish pinky ring	0		Stench Damage: +10
3960	designer sunglasses of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3961	clever opera glasses of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3962	tumbling designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	tarnished cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 55
3966	purple hardy weightlifter's hot-ass club of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	frosty Jim Carey's frigid-ass club of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	yellow asbestos-lined Jack Frost's energetic creepy-ass club	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	quantum anodized boiled purple sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 45
3970	purple medical-grade Abyssal ember of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	pickled polymerized frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 21
3972	miser's stanky seal spine	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	dry ghostly seal lube	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 68
3974	shaking wicked mannequin leg of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	skewed therapeutic padded padded tortoise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3976	ghostly zippy toasty tortoboggan	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3977	red painted turtle	0		
3978	shaking scandalous steel-toed painted shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +5
3979	blurry sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	torquoise ring of extreme caution of the detective	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3983	spinning dueling turtle	0		
3984	studded dueling banjo of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	huge samurai turtle	0		
3987	Jack Frost's thinker's samurai turtle helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	spinning slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	pulsating slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	diluted jittery agua de vida	1	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	strapping tortoboggan shield of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +50
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	blinking ribald soup-chucks	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4005	adjusted moist gray skewed ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 32
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	huge memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	red memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	tumbling memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	skewed dog trainer's greaves	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	lime green undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	tumbling clever piece of rebar of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
4021	Jim Carey's smooth shovel of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4022	rosewater-soaked sizzling necklace of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
4023	mirror Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's brainy speargun	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
4024	ruddy compass of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
4025	Rosewater's helmet of the storm of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	pulsating fireproof careful lantern of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
4027	teal squat inspector's Jack Frost's crafty greaves	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	club of vim and vigor of terror of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	spinning caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	adequate slimy sweetbreads	4	good	
4038	drinkable extra-dry slimy fermented bile bladder	5	good	
4039	dried blue slimy alveolus	1		
4040	blinking memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	Jack Frost's electrified pig-iron helm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	careful pig-iron shinguards of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	studded pig-iron bracers of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	upside-down wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	blinking tumbling mirror wumpus-hair whip of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	mirror lion tamer's Tesla wumpus-hair wig of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	huge wumpus-hair loincloth of wisdom of the dark arts of doom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	lard-coated baleful wumpus-hair sweater	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	ring of teleportation of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
4052	pulsating narrow glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	bouncing banana milkshake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	bad olive White Hyborian	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	brainy goblin hunting spear	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	skewed nippy banded goblin autoblowgun	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	Usain Bolt's tribal beads	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	huge horrifying electrified stone fist	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	Socratic stone head	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	twirling fuchsia Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	bouncing skewed essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	jittery Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	double-paned villainous scythe of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	maroon aromatic baneful bandolier	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	supercool slick diabolical crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	yellow Van der Graaf crafty malevolent medallion	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	mirror ruddy healthy corrosive cowl	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	fireproof grisly shield of courage	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	blurry flame-retardant occult corroded breeches	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	spinning wool stylish pernicious cudgel	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	special jumbo stale cupcake-in-a-cup	5	decent	Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	moldy half-sized lime green protein paste	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	Samson's cyber-mattock of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	unsweetened improved neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	magnetized vacuum-sealed physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	gray slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	fuchsia slimy cyst	0		
4095	blue arcane researcher's peawee marble	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4096	spinning sharpshooter's brown crock marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4097	blurry wobbly China marble of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4098	skewed hardy lemonade marble	0		Maximum HP: +50
4099	Socratic bumblebee marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4100	lime green friendly jet bennie marble	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4101	flame-wreathed beige clambroth marble of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4102	supercharged steely marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4103	squat Usain Bolt's chaotic dangerous beach ball marble	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
4104	shaking Annie Oakley's catseye marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4105	jittery groovy bumboozer marble	0		Moxie Percent: +10
4106	fuchsia arcane researcher's chamoisole	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4107	electrified bitter pill	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 14
4108	savvy monstrous monocle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	skewed frosty musty moccasins of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	molten medallion of the brazier of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	inspector's smartaleck's brazen bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	mirror cyan reassuring horrifying bitter bowtie	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	blurry baleful bewitching boots	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	pulsating secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	wobbly skewed moist sack	0		
4116	rickety unicycle of vim and vigor of bravery of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
4117	inspector's knitted arcane researcher's crusty hula hoop	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
4118	curative wholesome hardened Coily&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4119	mirror curative dangerous stylish school flying disc	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4120	purple MacGyver's brainy lawn dart of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25
4121	reassuring Oprah's wagon of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	bouncing ruddy boxer's crown-shaped beanie of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	spinning avaricious veiny savvy hopping socks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4125	pulsating lard-coated razor-sharp cool poodle skirt	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	blue frightening letterman's jacket of the overflowing toilet of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
4127	gray avaricious energetic hardened slime hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	fireproof double-paned extremely unsafe hardened slime pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	huge pulsating toasty hardened slime belt of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	pickled upside-down boot plant	1	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	artisanal maroon sham champagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	magnetized tumbling tempura air	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 11
4134	flattened adjusted green narrow blurry pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 12
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	clever Da Vinci's weightlifter's Bag o' Tricks of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	ghostly pulsating slime stack	0		
4138	wobbly a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	pulsating a folded paper strip	0		
4141	bouncing a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	squat a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	deadly funny paper hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	dry flattened blinking sand	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 60
4147	teal blinking jittery wobbly reassuring MacGyver's charged magnet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	pulsating stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	olive quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	triple-deionized dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	unsweetened pickled Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	pulsating live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	squat rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	tolerable pulsating pebblebr&auml;u	4	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	spoiled half-sized rocky road ice cream	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	spinning extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	chilled irradiated polarized purple children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 53
4164	quadruple-warmed bouncing lime green Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 31
4165	red Sherlock's coward's Staff of the Soupbone of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +25
4166	bouncing Voluminous Radio Pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	cyan Voluminous Radio Hat of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	gray twirling Voluminous Radio Sneakers of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	bouncing crystallized memory	0		
4172	tumbling rock helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	deadly rock pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	upside-down Jeselnik's rock necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
4175	bouncing spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	spinning Herculean sugar shotgun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	Newton's sugar shillelagh	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	skewed sugar shank of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	Newton's sugar chapeau of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	wobbly pulsating sugar shorts of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	huge blue sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	skewed slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	green slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	slime convention pin of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	jittery maroon inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	lime green sugar shirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	teal forbidden rave visor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	huge MacGyver's baggy rave pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	twirling ghostly pacifier necklace of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	mirror sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	shaking sea lasso	0		
4199	censurious flame-retardant brawny sea cowboy hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	twirling grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	skewed urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	flame-retardant veiny brand new key	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
4207	shaking banded dorsal fin	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4208	shaking twirling twirling skate skates	0		
4209	purple skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	skewed underwater slingshot	0		
4213	cyan medical-grade skate blade of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	double-paned smelly collapsible baton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	denatured jittery blue groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 18
4219	fuchsia wobbly ruddy skate board of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4220	maroon S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	stiffened yield shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	skewed squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	pulsating roller skate doll	0		
4226	lightning-fast Star of Bravery	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
4227	wobbly hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	narrow amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	flame-wreathed pat&eacute; knife	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4235	narrow salt-shaker	0		
4236	spinning can of sterno	0		
4237	Rosewater's cheese-slicer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4238	stale narrow teal beef jerky	4	decent	
4239	pipe wrench of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
4240	adjusted galvanized gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 54
4241	chaotic sleep mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	sock garters of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
4243	flattened flattened quadruple-corrupted mirror mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 63
4244	leather-bound tome of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	blinking huge curative ivory cue ball	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4247	mediocre weak spinning decanter of fine Scotch	2	decent	
4248	vaporized shaking expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	cyan fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	diffused modified liquefied vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 38
4253	Vulcanized Vulcanized shaking potion of speed	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 22
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	non-warmed blinking sap	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	blurry petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	diet rotten blurry chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	acceptable weak yellow mulled cider	2	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mirror mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	beefy bark boxers	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	asbestos-lined bark beret	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	Jack Frost's bark bracelet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4267	smelly Krakrox's Loincloth of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	rosy-cheeked personal trainer's Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	stiffened Angelhair Culottes	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	yellow mirror personal trainer's Newman's Own Trousers of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	twirling gravedigger's thinker's Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	narrow maroon personal trainer's Lederhosen of the Night of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	polymerized non-enhanced spinning ribbon candy	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	mirror blurry Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	inspector's stiffened cool Underworld truncheon	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	prompt vibrating Staff of the Woodfire of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	gray wicked Sinatra's Newton's Underworld flail	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	narrow Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	zippy smelly Mer-kin bunwig	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	nasty chaotic healthy crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	lion tamer's electrified crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	miser's medical-grade Mer-kin gladiator mask of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	purple lightning-fast energetic Mer-kin scholar mask of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	asbestos-lined Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	rosewater-soaked ribald weightlifter's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	mirror electrified Oprah's Mer-kin headguard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	supercharged Mer-kin waistrope	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4290	supercharged Mer-kin facecowl of the blizzard of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
4291	Mer-kin thighguard of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4292	executive stiffened Mer-kin dodgeball of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	crafty beefcake's Mer-kin dragnet of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	zippy nasty savvy Mer-kin switchblade	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	ghostly crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	wobbly frosty clever slick Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	red Usain Bolt's strapping Brand of Violence of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	mirror medical-grade Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the cougar of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +20, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4300	frightening hardy healthy Lens of Violence	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	energetic Da Vinci's Pigsticker of Violence	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5
4302	Van der Graaf resourceful Fonzie's Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	frosty chilly beefcake's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	spinning prompt aromatic careful Girdle of Hatred	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	gray up-at-dawn lard-coated wholesome Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
4306	chilly razor-sharp Pantaloons of Hatred of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	jittery lard-coated dog trainer's coward's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4308	nippy healthy Lens of Hatred of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	twirling smartaleck's Rosewater's Treads of Loathing of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	squat chilly Tesla Scepter of Loathing of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Cloathing
4311	miser's Da Vinci's Belt of Loathing of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	executive Goggles of Loathing of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	Stick-Knife of Loathing of the pedagogue of vim and vigor of the detective	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Cloathing
4314	squat knitted nippy educational Jeans of Loathing	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Annual Ascot of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4316	asbestos-lined Oprah's stylish Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	blurry Newton's Herculean sage Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the scaredy-cat of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	mirror avaricious Sinatra's Windsor Pan of the Source of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	greasy scandalous mansplainer's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	lard-coated deadly arcane researcher's The Trickster's Trikitixa of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	blinking Jeselnik's Jim Carey's Claw of the Infernal Seal of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	wobbly zippy lard-coated energetic Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	spinning flame-retardant grievous Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	sharpshooter's groovy Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	MacGyver's wholesome Bling of the New Wave of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	up-at-dawn La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of Leguizamo of doom	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	delicious candy kneecapping stick	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	stale blurry licorice garrote	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	steel-toed candy knuckles	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	miniature stale maroon jawbruiser	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	Vulcanized boiled quantum chocolate car	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	plastic 11 Dealer of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	plastic Crimbo Casino of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	asbestos-lined plastic stocking mimic	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	jittery Rosewater's plastic Don Crimbo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	hardened plastic Crimbomination	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	triple-frozen pressed ghostly tumbling Piddles	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	altered blurry BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	frozen dry triple-dry Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	spinning Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	blinking Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	skewed string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	narrow plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	mirror gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	snow hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	Jim Carey's snow pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	ghostly forbidden snow belly	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	cyan pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	pulsating A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	blue A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	narrow huge A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	decent expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	spirit-forward perfectly mixed twirling expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	pressed activated spinning elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	delicious massive penguin focaccia bread	8	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	drinkable lime green blinking herringcello	4	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed elven cellocello	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	bouncing handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	mirror grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	narrow pulsating spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	wobbly skewed resourceful throwing wrench	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pair of bolt cutters	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	purple curative poison pen	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	pulsating spinning veiny speed limit shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	gravedigger's quilted live wire	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	spinning Annie Oakley's misfit dolly of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	upside-down misfit hobby horse of James Dean of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	mirror coward's misfit teddy bear of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	pocketwatch on a chain of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	chilly slick cement sandals	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	nasty veiny night-vision goggles	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	blue spinning passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	squat chaotic peanut brittle shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	stylish Red Rover BB gun of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	red-and-green sweater of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	ionized electrified twirling Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	frozen quadruple-deionized Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	double-nitrogenated super-ionized Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	shaking cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	shaking squat flame-wreathed cheese sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	up-at-dawn cheese diaper	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	cheese wheel	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	blinking cheese eye of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	blurry fuchsia resourceful hale stiffened Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	purple Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	narrow Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	half-sized tasty mirror quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	mediocre Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	sealhide leggings of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	pulsating wool sealhide cloak	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4418	ruddy sealhide buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4419	wobbly sealhide whip of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
4420	deadly sealhide moccasins	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
4421	studded sealhide gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +80
4422	mirror flame-retardant sealhide belt	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4423	squat sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	activated ionized squat sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 20
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	shaking narrow Lo Pan's glowstick on a string	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Raveosity: +1
4429	dangerous candy necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	lightning-fast teddybear backpack	0		Initiative: +40, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	quadruple-moist oxidized yellow invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	concentrated electrified modified irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	cold-filtered irritability potion	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	gray smelly guard turtle shell	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	cyan deadly crowbar	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4442	tumbling perfumed spaghetti cult rosary	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4443	ghostly maroon Samson's spaghetti cult mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	blurry spangly mariachi pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	cool spangly mariachi vest of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15
4447	wobbly cool spangly sombrero	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	compressed twirling Instant Karma	1	decent	
4449	squat painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	spinning map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	extremely unsafe pointy hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	huge fuchsia machetito of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	jittery lawnmower blade	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	teal grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	bouncing cyan occult The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	upside-down snowball	0		
4457	blurry snailmail bits	0		
4458	mirror perfumed banded snailmail coif	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	ribald careful snailmail breeches	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	friendly Lo Pan's snailmail hauberk	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3
4461	vacuum-sealed colloidal pulsating seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 16
4462	polymerized oxidized jittery chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 13
4463	extra-enhanced chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 30
4464	ionized chilled cold-filtered chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 28
4465	dry narrow squat chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 59
4466	double-modified huge blurry chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 30
4467	tarnished wet huge chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 55
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	blinking BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	wobbly BRICKO hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	pulsating rosy-cheeked BRICKO pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	wobbly wobbly BRICKO sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	bouncing BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	bouncing BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	jittery BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	blinking BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	huge BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	yellow BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	spinning BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	rosewater-soaked BRICKO bulwark	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	squat BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	wobbly BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	ghostly extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	anodized activated huge recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 23
4498	alkaline super-chilled recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 14
4499	nitrogenated squat purple tumbling recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 21
4500	improved shaking recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 33
4501	irradiated ionized recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 22
4502	oxidized recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 22
4503	polarized quantum narrow recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	skewed beefcake's heart of the volcano of chilblains	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +25
4505	tarnished denatured Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 21
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	bouncing Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	altered jittery &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	stale walrus ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	stale fancy beautiful soup	3	decent	Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	upside-down Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	normal tumbling Humpty Dumplings	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	moldy jumbo Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	artisanal weak missing wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	bland jittery matter custard	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	corrupted dry comfit?	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	Sinatra's brainy flamingo mallet	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	upside-down Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	nippy quilted eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	olive shaking prompt extremely unsafe wig	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	stale donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	moldy snack-sized bucket of honey	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	family-friendly lion tamer's elephant stinger	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	decent huge dragon snaps	8	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	spinning up-at-dawn curative snapdragon pistil	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	low-calorie flavorless rook cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	tasty narrow bishop cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	adequate half-sized gray knight cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	half-sized adequate king cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	jumbo decent queen cookie	5	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	fireproof insane tophat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	occult helm of the knight of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	Jim Carey's mansplainer's wristwatch of the knight	0		Monster Level: 40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	ghostly trousers of the knight of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tumbling gravedigger's tophat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	crafty tie	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
4543	tuxedo pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	narrow porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	narrow pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	yellow bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	twirling shaking caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	green walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	squat carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	shaking frosty detour shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	huge lowercase a	0		
4554	spinning percent sign	0		
4555	tumbling left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	skewed dollar sign	0		
4558	blue equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	upside-down map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	fancy aged shaking world's most unappetizing beverage	3	awesome	Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	Oprah's slippery when wet shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	delicious massive raisin	6	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	blue fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	jittery reassuring dangerous flyest of shirts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	normal a dance upon the palate	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	tasty prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	blinking Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	normal huge squirmy violent party snack	8	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	tumbling cool can-you-dig-it?	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	wobbly The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	yellow panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	blinking jittery meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	electrified magnetized denatured Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	smartaleck's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	mirror careful occult T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	cyan fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	moldy six wedges of goat cheese	3	crappy	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	red boulder	0		
4587	blinking goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	gray Usain Bolt's pixel whip	0		Initiative: +80
4590	ghostly Fonzie's pixel chain whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	pixel morning star of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	huge map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	twirling 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	skewed blurry yellow map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	perfectly mixed red mirror plastic cup of beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	tumbling bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	censurious brainy bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	bland bouncing sun-dried tofu	3	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	enchanted drinkable soyburger juice	3	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	quantum polymerized essential soy	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	flattened boiled blinking essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	double-paned Crown of Thrones	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	enchanted artisanal Cinco Mayo Lager	3	EPIC	Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	maroon upside-down pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	twirling motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	blinking Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	magnetized aerosolized blurry pulsating chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	tiny normal bouncing red pawn cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	powdered coffee pixie stick	1	good	Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	wizardly plastic spider ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	blurry coward's plastic kazoo	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	family-friendly inflatable baseball bat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	spinning googly-star hat of Gandalf of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	Jeselnik's therapeutic googly-ball hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	occult educational googly-heart hat	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	shaking pulsating scandalous veiny super-sweet boom box	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	blurry olive dog trainer's curative healthy sinister demon mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	narrow gravedigger's experienced streetfighting champion's belt of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	twirling medical-grade boxer's Space Trip safety headphones of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	weightlifter's LARP carp	0		Muscle: +15
4641	skewed foul-smelling baleful KoL Con Six Pack	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
4642	Annie Oakley's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4643	prompt rxr shield	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	inspector's Da Vinci's Juju Mojo Mask of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	twirling MacGyver's space trooper helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	clever hardy razor-sharp Meteoid ice beam	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	mirror auspicious censurious healthy Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	shaking Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	tumbling fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	tumbling ghostly ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	upside-down up-at-dawn rock-hard ironic knit cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	huge ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	tumbling wholesome ironic battle spoon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
4655	asbestos-lined Van der Graaf MacGyver's ironic jogging shorts	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	wobbly supercharged mole skin notebook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	teal map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	cyan ghostly shaking shellacked blackberry galoshes	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
4660	red zippy trout fang of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	stale poisonous caviar	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	triple-wet diffused quadruple-altered wobbly wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	pulsating rock-hard Ellsbury's skull of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	beefy hot plate	0		Muscle: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	scorching brawny imp unity ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
4667	veiny Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Maximum HP: +10
4668	educational observational glasses	0		Experience: +1
4669	hilarious comedy prop of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	lousy blinking booze-soaked cherry	3	decent	
4672	shaking comfy pillow	0		
4673	flavorless marshmallow	3	decent	
4674	special adequate jumbo sponge cake	5	good	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 10
4675	practically non-alcoholic acceptable gin-soaked blotter paper	1	good	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	squat volcanic ash	0		
4680	teal smoked potsherd	0		
4681	sizzling pottery shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	fuchsia pulsating hardy pottery hat of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	twirling up-at-dawn pottery training pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	shaking nasty pottery club	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	blinking up-at-dawn pottery yo-yo	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	mirror maroon pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	blue fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	blurry affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	censurious boxer's Greatest American Pants of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	wizardly fossilized necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	twirling imp air	0		
4699	jittery bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	mirror Oprah's red-hot medallion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	red fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	pulsating My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	tasty spinning lemon popsicle	4	awesome	
4715	spoiled jumbo popsicle	5	crappy	
4716	bland diet upside-down strawberry popsicle	1	decent	
4717	bite-sized spoiled liver popsicle	1	crappy	
4718	spinning mariachi hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	curative Hollandaise helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	upside-down organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	decent tiny liver and let pie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	thick adequate blurry badass pie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	normal shoo-fish pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	normal piping organ pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	bland igloo pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	toothsome stomach turnover	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	moldy small dead lights pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	adequate pulsating throbbing organ pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	jittery double-paned stop shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	pulsating sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	blue rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	chilly beer-soaked mop	0		Cold Damage: +5
4738	weak acceptable red day-old beer	2	good	
4739	tolerable gray plain beer	4	good	
4740	acceptable overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	4	good	
4741	huge smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	jittery bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	adjusted chilled PlexiPips	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 54
4745	double-tarnished wet huge twirling Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 26
4746	warmed narrow Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 28
4747	half-sized tasty bone meal	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	hand-crafted squat tumbling bone aperitif	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	lime green foul-smelling bonerang	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	twirling squat bone and arrows of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	squat jittery energetic boning knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	green avaricious bone crusher	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	bone spurs of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	twirling curative boxer's bonedanna	0		Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	manspreader's extremely unsafe boneana hammock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	yellow bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	narrow Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	oxidized quadruple-aerosolized candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	blue narrow ghostly Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	blue packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	blue huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	moldy pumpkin pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	tolerable pumpkin beer	4	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	polymerized upside-down blurry pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	Jim Carey's cool shin gourds	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	fuchsia Temple Grandin's resourceful Socratic Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	fuchsia Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	jittery ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	huge Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	mirror Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	super-sized toothsome pulsating CRIMBCOIDS mints	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	bland CRIMBCOLOAF	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	decent circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	lime green nippy plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	plastic fax machine of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	pulsating yellow prompt plastic hobo elf	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	plastic Mr. Mination of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	up-at-dawn plastic Best Game Ever	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	yellow S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	skewed shaking robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	jittery robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	cyan robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	jittery robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	upside-down robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	gigantic decent shaking upside-down triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	10	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	massive moldy square CRIMBCOOKIE	6	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	wobbly red inspector's groovy bindlestocking of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	blinking The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	Jeselnik's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	padded Uncle Hobo's epic beard of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	coward's resourceful Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	hale Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	censurious Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	tumbling scandalous nasty Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	galvanized blue chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	stiffened gift-a-pult	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	alkaline spinning holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	upside-down paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	knitted CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	skewed CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	ghostly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	jittery jittery photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	lime green deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	pulsating Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	narrow yellow paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	spinning Sherlock's nippy supercool paperclip-on tie	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	horrifying Jack Frost's paperclip pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	careful banded paperclip turban of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	savvy paperclip cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	blurry photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	electrified chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	quadruple-unsweetened deionized vacuum-sealed bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	concentrated spinning bouncing incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	moist myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	pulsating CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	bad CRIMBCO wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	moldy huge toe jam toast	10	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	wobbly traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	bland bouncing traffic jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	ghostly space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	decent space jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	nitrogenated motivational poster	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	blinking sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	upside-down bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	yellow slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	decent festive sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	decent holiday cheese log	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	upside-down executive Jack Frost's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	bouncing wicked thinker's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	greedy BGE pocket calendar	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	tumbling BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	BGE plastic toy of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	horrifying stapler bear	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	mirror adhesive tape dolly of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	greasy scissor duck	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	pulsating jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	twirling lard-coated Seven Loco of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	flame-wreathed Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	lime green lard-coated Loathing Legion moondial	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	rock-hard Loathing Legion necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	dog trainer's Loathing Legion knife	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	stiffened Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	gray Loathing Legion can opener of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	ghostly bouncing resourceful studded Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	fuchsia friendly Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	yellow sharpshooter's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	Jeselnik's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	Loathing Legion double prism of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	Loathing Legion tape measure of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	blinking Loathing Legion kitchen sink of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	blinking huge Loathing Legion abacus	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	mirror Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	blurry Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	huge Annie Oakley's Loathing Legion hammer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	yellow Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	upside-down arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	flavorless Knob jelly donut	3	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	skewed Knob cake pan	0		
4944	huge Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	nitrogenated diffused tarnished weremoose spit	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 68
4950	double-polymerized twirling abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 31
4951	toasty flimsy clipboard	0		Hot Damage: +5
4952	aerosolized purple baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 24
4953	narrow supercharged veiny whalebone corset	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
4954	stylish oven mitts	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
4955	tasty bite-sized twirling overcookie	1	awesome	
4956	diet flavorless philosopher's scone	1	decent	
4957	enhanced triple-ionized diffused wobbly half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 18
4958	upside-down red Usain Bolt's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Initiative: +80
4959	normal Knob nuts	4	good	
4960	bad watered-down Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	decent	
4961	tumbling Subject 37 file	0		
4962	Temple Grandin's Sinatra's mysterious lapel pin	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
4963	narrow state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	blurry spinning Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	skewed olive Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	green Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	red Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	bouncing Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	skewed gray Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	twirling yellow jittery Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	squat Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	jittery Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	pulsating cyan Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	squat Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	narrow Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	narrow Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	yellow Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	red Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	lime green Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	tumbling shaking Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	red blurry Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	rosewater-soaked card sleeve	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	toothsome wasabi pocky	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	decent tobiko pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	moldy super-sized natto pocky	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	hand-crafted wasabi-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	weak aged tobiko-infused sake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	tolerable jittery blinking natto-infused sake	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	super-chilled non-magnetized wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	modified maroon tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	frozen diffused natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	pulsating Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	non-galvanized diffused elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	spirit-forward perfectly mixed special marshmallow flamb&eacute;	5	EPIC	Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	perfectly mixed cranberry schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	delicious practically non-alcoholic wobbly breaded beer	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	artisanal fuchsia soy cordial	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	miser's Oprah's astral bludgeon of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10
5029	blurry frightening chaotic astral shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
5030	banded astral chapeau of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	asbestos-lined dangerous astral bracer of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
5032	nippy dance instructor's Herculean astral longbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10
5033	flame-retardant curative veiny astral shorts	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	spinning avaricious sharpshooter's fortified astral mace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30
5035	yellow educational thinker's beefy astral trousers	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	teal smelly Lo Pan's steel-toed astral ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10
5037	Van der Graaf veiny sinister astral statuette	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5038	upside-down auspicious MacGyver's astral pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
5039	squat avaricious occult astral mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30
5040	blurry astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	gravedigger's boxer's astral shirt of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5042	personal trainer's astral belt of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25
5043	big bland astral hot dog	5	???	
5044	tolerable red astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	jittery astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	stiffened smartaleck's stylish double-ice cap	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	inspector's Van der Graaf double-ice box of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	healthy sage double-ice britches of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	blurry intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	huge obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	polymerized Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	polarized frozen Red Pill	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	huge Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	purple blinking voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	half-sized stale spaghetti con calaveras	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	delicious small popcorn	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	stale shaking chaos popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	flame-retardant crafty Herculean hole	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	pulsating innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	diet adequate s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	blinking narrow diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	delicious watered-down Russian Ice	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	avaricious clay ashtray	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	yellow aromatic lanyard	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	auspicious monster pants	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	blue box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	nitrogenated ionized Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf helmet of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	crutch of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	spinning dog trainer's shock belt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	double-galvanized quadruple-deionized Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rubber band gun of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	twirling mansplainer's pin-stripe slacks	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	strapping gloves	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	activated quantum Vulcanized correction fluid	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	cool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	bouncing fuchsia sizzling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	mansplainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	sharpshooter's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	skewed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	pulsating auspicious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	yellow Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	smelly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	auspicious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	squat stylish Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	green Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	wobbly wobbly nippy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	blurry Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	double-adjusted polarized jittery willyweed	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	chilled irradiated Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	double-improved olive fish juice box	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	artisanal Jeppson's Malort	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	jittery fistful of ashes	0		
5109	medical-grade stress ball	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	reassuring Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	cyan stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	mirror A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	blue wobbly Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	inspector's resourceful wicked Admiral's hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	crafty Socratic groovy aviator's cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	huge red frosty stylish mirrored aviator shades	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	bouncing Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	wet boiled yellow Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	bland jittery elven hardtack	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	artisanal elven squeeze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	jittery E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	pulsating ghostly E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	skewed carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	compressed twirling shaking astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 10
5141	ghostly Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	blue moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	polymerized squat pulsating honeypot	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 24
5146	spoiled wild honey pie	3	crappy	
5147	aged honey mead	3	awesome	
5148	tumbling fireproof personal trainer's honey dipper of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
5149	green Temple Grandin's honeybritches of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	foul-smelling curative honeycap of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	teal sizzling Moonthril Circlet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	huge olive padded Moonthril Greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	padded Moonthril Flamberge	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	ghostly skewed curative Moonthril Longbow	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	clever Moonthril Cuirass	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	plush alielf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	cold-filtered nitrogenated Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	plush dogcat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	savvy plush hamsterpus	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	hale plush ferrelf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	dangerous plush alien hamsterpus	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	mirror Temple Grandin's plush mutated alielf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	zippy quilted plush mutated alielephant	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	maroon spinning extremely unsafe girl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	spinning elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	ionized transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	drinkable high-proof pulsating Saison du Lune	8	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	tolerable watered-down upside-down Moonthril Schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	lousy Wrecked Generator	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	spoiled Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	decent Crepes a la Lune	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	moldy narrow Moon Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	non-pickled dry jittery Comet Pop	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	pressed Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	extra-quantum 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	spinning tumbling green Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	alkaline alkaline unsweetened spinning honey stick	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 34
5189	Vulcanized mirror double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	huge deadly Operation Patriot Shield of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	enhanced corrupted data	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	spinning exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	teal Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	ghostly Great S-Cape of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	tumbling censurious Marvelous Unitard	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	denatured gooey paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	boiled bouncing beastly paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	altered paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	compressed twirling ectoplasmic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	diluted narrow shaking greasy paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	pickled bug paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	mixed squat pulsating hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	altered squat orc paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	altered blurry demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dehydrated narrow indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	twisted blurry mirror paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dried blurry goblin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	boiled twirling pirate paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	vaporized wobbly pulsating mirror chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	powdered spinning paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	diluted twirling Mer-kin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	modified narrow slimy paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	diluted green bouncing penguin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	denatured elemental paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	powdered green cosmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	mixed skewed hobo paste	1	decent	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	mixed fuchsia Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	skewed Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	jittery fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	half-sized rotten tumbling fuchsia Ur-Donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	hand-crafted blurry bucket of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	moldy enchanted cyan ultrafondue	4	crappy	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	huge unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	fuchsia snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	teal box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	Sherlock's shining halo	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	twirling groovy furry halo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	frosty halo of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	tolerable Lumineux Limnio	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	boozy mediocre Morto Moreto	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	mediocre weak enchanted Temps Tempranillo	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	strong tolerable Bordeaux Marteaux	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	hand-crafted Fromage Pinotage	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	distilled bad Beignet Milgranet	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	drinkable Muschat	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	moldy shaking cool jelly donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	low-calorie adequate shrapnel jelly donut	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	spoiled massive occult jelly donut	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	flavorless maroon thyme jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	bland danish	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	yummy smashed danish	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	normal enchanted forbidden danish	3	good	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	bland cool cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	half-sized yummy blunt cat claw	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	flavorless shadowy cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	stale cheezburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	tiny decent toasted brie	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	tarnished concentrated colloidal pulsating potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	Vulcanized tumbling too legit potion	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	non-vacuum-sealed shaking Bright Water	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	ionized non-irradiated lime green mirror cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	galvanized blurry graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	altered activated chilled pulsating cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	quadruple-magnetized potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	quadruple-diffused upside-down potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	improved potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	dry tarnished potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	frozen potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	huge chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	mirror broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	wobbly skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	curative hammerus	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	blunt icepick of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	fireproof fluorescent lightbulb	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	Herculean blammer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	clock-cleaning hammer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	maroon narrow broken clock of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	ghostly shaking fireproof dethklok	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	miser's glacial clock	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	yellow narrow d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	olive d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	jittery d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	tumbling d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	spinning generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	twirling kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	mirror newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	huge slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy phish stick	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	blurry scorching smartaleck's plastic vampire fangs of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	bouncing bouncing Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	blurry your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Samson's Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	wholesome groovy smooth Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	purple Jack Frost's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	huge ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	blurry shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	cold-filtered ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	concentrated vacuum-sealed adjusted tumbling necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	ionized bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	pickled electrified tumbling whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	colloidal ionized double-dry press-on ribs	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	unsweetened Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	adjusted quantum upside-down Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	polymerized Vulcanized blinking Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	warmed Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	super-liquefied concentrated Vulcanized bouncing Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	irresponsibly strong acceptable Ecto-Cooler	7	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	mediocre weak bouncing Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	hand-crafted Blood Light	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	tolerable Silver Bullet beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	bad Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	altered sorority brain	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	moist moist Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	corrupted activated ionized mirror drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	Tesla extra-see-thru nightie	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	Oprah's quilted BRAINS shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	sizzling Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	knitted scrunchie	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	miser's Jim Carey's extremely skinny jeans	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	stiffened The Necbromancer's Hat of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	double-paned energetic beefcake's The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	red scandalous Temple Grandin's experienced The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	foul-smelling Samson's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	drinkable The Cooler Out of Space	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	pickled skewed Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	maroon spinning tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	blurry Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	skewed A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	red Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	teal The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	tumbling tumbling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	blinking Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	blurry Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	ghostly stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	olive plastic trollipop of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	tumbling prompt plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	toasty plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	teal plastic colollilossus of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	frosty healthy plastic Big Candy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	skewed The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	wobbly upside-down spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	powdered groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	pulsating blinking lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	red bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	bouncing tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	flame-retardant ridiculous belt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	huge ridiculous earring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	healthy ridiculous sunglasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	decent ridiculous sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	perfectly mixed upside-down ridiculous cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	squat Jeselnik's veiny zombie monkey necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	blinking peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	adjusted diffused lime green narrow peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	fancy bland ghostly peppermint patty	4	decent	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	candy cane of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	ruddy beefcake's cane-mail shirt of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: 90, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	Jack Frost's hale veiny cane-mail pants	0		Maximum HP: 30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	smooth watered-down Vodka Matryoshka	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	watered-down hand-crafted Gin Mint	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	lousy Tequiz Navidad	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	acceptable olive upside-down Mint Yulep	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	artisanal Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	artisanal yellow huge Sangria de Menthe	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	bouncing candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	ghostly licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	polymerized dry vacuum-sealed skewed licorice root	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	chilled tarnished blurry banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	unsweetened blue pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	double-improved lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	warmed tumbling kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	nitrogenated cold-filtered strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	occult bananarama bangle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	experienced pair of pearidot earrings	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	tourmalime tourniquet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	lion tamer's kumquartz ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	prompt strawberyl necklace	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	teal jittery Jack Frost's sucker bucket of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	lime green energetic sucker hakama	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	blinking lightning-fast sucker kabuto	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	ghostly frightening sucker tachi	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	huge sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	teal grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	shaking raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	twirling fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	ionized pickled fudge lily	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	tarnished deionized fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	bite-sized rotten bouncing fudgesicle	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	wet flattened shaking devilish folio	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	wobbly jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	twirling gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	pulsating gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	aerosolized magnetized huge Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	rotten fudge bunny	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fuchsia spinning fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	narrow double-paned dangerous fudgecycle of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	pulsating Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	Vulcanized non-galvanized resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	double-pickled pulsating resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	polymerized boiled liquefied twirling blurry resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	electrified pressed resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	aerosolized resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	quantum improved polymerized resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	aerosolized oxidized upside-down gray resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	extra-galvanized oxidized alkaline resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	extra-galvanized resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	skewed gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	alkaline tarnished squat gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	aerosolized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	electrified oxidized ghostly gummi canary	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	flavorless small twirling gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	flavorless gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	miniature normal gummi bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	yummy jumbo drunki-bear	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	rotten drunki-bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	rotten diet lime green drunki-bear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	asbestos-lined gummi bowtie	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	lard-coated fudge pocket square	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lollipop cufflinks of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	cyan trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	tumbling trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	pickled altered gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	non-vacuum-sealed activated fuchsia mirror gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	polarized ghostly gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	blinking blurry all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	twirling heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	huge narrow boxer's Big Candy's tophat of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	pulsating Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	skewed pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	decent jerky coins	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	lousy Go-Wassail	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	modified non-alkaline jittery Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	corrupted liquefied bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	double-polymerized ionized blue ghostly blinking wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	twirling Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	fuchsia pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pulsating huge pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	twirling pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	shaking pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	jittery pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	vacuum-sealed skewed Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	twirling do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	jumbo yummy berries of suffering	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	super-pressed wobbly baobab sap	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	yellow cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	moist pickled tumbling Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	artisanal Barulio's bottle	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	adjusted ghostly Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	blurry Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	tumbling glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	liquefied moist desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	huge squat pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	twirling avaricious Leapin' Trousers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +30
5544	artisanal weak shaking eggnog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	toothsome bite-sized hamhock	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	bouncing The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	mirror jittery bouncing Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	purple Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	ghostly The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	ghostly Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	savvy Trusty	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
5553	mirror can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	triple-deionized deionized unsweetened huge fireclutch	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 56
5556	skewed boxer's Rain-Doh wings of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	green nasty frosty Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	scandalous frightening Rain-Doh lantern	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	ghostly Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	teal Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	rosewater-soaked nasty Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	blurry Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	ghostly Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	tasty gigantic PB&BP	10	awesome	
5566	decent club sandwich	4	good	
5567	immense flavorless upside-down corned-beef Reuben	6	decent	
5568	blurry frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	hand-crafted high-proof pulsating tumbling Drac & Tan	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	watered-down acceptable fancy squat tumbling Transylvania Sling	2	good	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	drinkable wobbly narrow Shot of the Living Dead	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	delicious narrow Buttery Knob	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	irresponsibly strong delicious Slippery Knob	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	mediocre Flaming Knob	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	high-proof tolerable Grasshopper	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	triple-distilled artisanal Locust	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	fancy hand-crafted squat Plague of Locusts	3	EPIC	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	lousy ghostly Red Dwarf	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	aged cyan blinking Golden Mean	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	fortified perfectly mixed Green Giant	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	acceptable Aye Aye	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	mediocre Aye Aye, Captain	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	drinkable jittery Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	lousy Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	lousy narrow More Humanitini than Humanitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	fortified enchanted drinkable red Oh, the Humanitini	5	good	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	acceptable Great Older Fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	triple-distilled hand-crafted upside-down Fuzzy Tentacle	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	delicious cyan Crazymaker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	drinkable watered-down Zoodriver	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	smooth fancy pulsating Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	awesome	Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	acceptable Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	perfectly mixed Suffering Sinner	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	bad Suppurating Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	aged Sizzling Sinner	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	weak mediocre gray Firewater	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	practically non-alcoholic lousy Earth and Firewater	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Earth, Wind and Firewater	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	watered-down aged Slimosa	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	high-proof perfectly mixed Extra-slimy Slimosa	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	tolerable huge Slimebite	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	perfectly mixed Cement Mixer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	lousy high-proof Jackhammer	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	special watered-down hand-crafted mirror Dump Truck	2	EPIC	Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	drinkable ghostly Fauna Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	artisanal Chakra Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	weak perfectly mixed bouncing Aura Libre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	watered-down smooth upside-down fuchsia Sazerorc	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	drinkable practically non-alcoholic green wobbly Sazuruk-hai	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	hand-crafted Flaming Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	smooth Green Velvet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	bad Green Muslin	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	aged blue Green Burlap	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	high-proof lousy Mohobo	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	lousy practically non-alcoholic bouncing Moonshine Mohobo	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	delicious Flaming Mohobo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	drinkable watered-down Drunken Philosopher	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	hand-crafted Drunken Neurologist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	watered-down hand-crafted Drunken Astrophysicist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	aged tumbling Dark & Starry	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	bad extra-dry upside-down Black Hole	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	fancy lousy Event Horizon	4	decent	Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	smooth Herring Daiquiri	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Herring Wallbanger	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	drinkable maroon Herringtini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	lousy blurry Lollipop Drop	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	bad wobbly Candy Alexander	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	artisanal Candicaine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	artisanal Caipiranha	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	mediocre Flying Caipiranha	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	drinkable Flaming Caipiranha	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	artisanal huge Punchplanter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	bad Doublepunchplanter	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	weak smooth gray squat Haymaker	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	pulsating Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	flavorless blinking fungus	4	decent	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	quadruple-denatured non-deionized wobbly stone wool	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 41
5644	lime green stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	shaking calendar of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5648	rosy-cheeked Boris's Helm of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	manspreader's Rosewater's staph of homophones	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Alters Page Text
5650	executive Boris's Helm (askew) of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	adequate huge nailswurst	10	good	
5655	artisanal used beer	3	EPIC	
5656	shaking Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	yellow fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	smelly insulting hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	clever offensive moustache	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
5661	hairshirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
5662	olive Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	fuchsia puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	decent fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	good	
5671	tolerable slap and slap again	4	good	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	denatured huge narrow blinking watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	blurry pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	spinning Samson's Ze&trade; goggles	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	electrified personal trainer's stylish swimsuit	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	normal P.B.L.T.	4	good	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	ghostly twirling BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	cyan bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	twirling bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	perfumed UV monocular	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	narrow Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	mirror rock-hard quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 5
5693	phase-tuned shield generator belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
5694	shaking Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	twirling bugbear detector of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
5696	pulsating bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	lime green 1 Meat	0		
5698	brawny The Lost Glasses of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
5699	gray wobbly The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	green crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	olive wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	careful wax hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	chilly wax pants of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	aerosolized blurry drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	wobbly resourceful Newton's fireman's helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	fire axe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	Socratic fire extinguisher of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	pulsating FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	enchanted normal FDKOL hotcakes	4	good	Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	wobbly hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	moldy bouncing fiery wing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	pulsating toasty beefy wings of fire	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	coward's FDKOL fire hose	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	unsweetened triple-energized wobbly bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	perfumed rock-hard hot daub bun	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	manspreader's occult hot daub stand	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	skewed narrow mirror inspector's cool foot-long hot daub	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	decent red angst burger	4	good	
5731	mediocre 5-hour acrimony	3	decent	
5732	tumbling blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	miniature bland forbidden sausage	2	decent	
5735	wobbly quilted Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	concentrated unsweetened pulsating Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 16
5737	dry dry daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	weightlifter's Camp Scout backpack	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	jittery CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	jumbo bland bag of GORP	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	artisanal water purification pills	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	skewed tumbling Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	smooth practically non-alcoholic CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	low-calorie stale enchanted blurry bag of GORF	1	decent	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	super-sized moldy fuchsia tumbling bag of QWOP	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	improved CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	bad CSA cheerfulness ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	stale crappy brain	4	decent	
5753	spoiled half-sized decent brain	2	crappy	
5754	immense tasty twirling good brain	7	awesome	
5755	flavorless snack-sized boss brain	2	decent	
5756	bland spinning jittery hunter brain	4	decent	
5758	wobbly greedy Newton's Staff of Holiday Sensations of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	inspector's hale staff	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15
5760	mirror occult thinker's beefy staff	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
5761	lightning-fast manspreader's Staff of the Scummy Sink of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 30, Initiative: +40, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	blurry stanky dance instructor's Superhero Reboots	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
5764	zippy fuzzy busby of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	prompt fireproof fuzzy earmuffs	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	green manspreader's curative dangerous fuzzy montera	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	twirling gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	spinning gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	olive gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	huge gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	narrow Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	tumbling auspicious Barney's rake of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10
5778	rotten snack-sized enchanted purple idiot brain	2	crappy	Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 45
5779	squat wizardly keel-haulin' knife	0		Mysticality: +25
5780	ice cream scoop of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
5781	bad yellow jittery soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	decent	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	bouncing fuchsia messy butt joint	0		
5788	jittery smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	gray box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	Fonzie's Herculean right bear arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	mansplainer's extremely unsafe left bear arm of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	wool Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Cold Resistance: +1
5794	super-Vulcanized non-unsweetened Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 38
5795	tarnished ionized anodized Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 23
5796	wet nitrogenated fuchsia Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 14
5797	moist Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 36
5798	alkaline skewed Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 36
5799	polarized skewed squat eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 26
5800	flattened galvanized shaking olive wobbly Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 68
5801	tarnished polarized upside-down narrow Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 14
5802	diffused perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 68
5803	moist White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 53
5804	oxidized ionized Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
5805	ionized super-anodized breath mint	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 21
5806	double-tarnished energized muesli	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 29
5807	anodized diffused huge blurry maroon glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 31
5808	ionized glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 40
5809	non-concentrated twirling Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 50
5810	diffused dry Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 59
5811	non-alkaline pickled yellow tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 53
5812	wet wobbly skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 48
5813	polymerized smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 53
5814	deionized blob of acid	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 36
5815	quadruple-anodized wet jittery flayed mind	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 50
5816	galvanized energized kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 68
5817	Vulcanized upside-down spinning forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 12
5818	modified red pulsating Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 21
5819	anodized triple-frozen wobbly skewed gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 57
5820	irradiated bull blubber	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 22
5821	warmed magnetized ghostly frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 26
5822	quantum denatured teal gazely stare	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 58
5823	electrified quadruple-enhanced squat canopic jar	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 38
5824	magnetized deionized magnetized narrow clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 14
5825	galvanized quantum blurry Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 44
5826	activated polymerized adjusted bouncing zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 22
5827	anodized nitrogenated skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 46
5828	polarized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 13
5829	concentrated polymerized huge janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 38
5830	boiled alkaline narrow pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24
5831	boiled purple jittery skewed pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 11
5832	galvanized secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 28
5833	aerosolized brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 64
5834	altered mirror teal shaking holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 16
5835	dry dry scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 48
5836	boiled chilled shaking embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 26
5837	energized colloidal Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 38
5838	polarized denatured spinning Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 65
5839	ionized chilled unsweetened yellow ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 26
5840	aerosolized huge Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 17
5841	ionized twirling A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 29
5842	diffused unsweetened spinning tumbling toothbrush	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 34
5843	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered extra-quantum pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 60
5844	polarized pulsating una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 34
5845	triple-adjusted electrified compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 56
5846	magnetized mirror bouncing salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 50
5847	non-improved Vulcanized unholy water	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 53
5848	anodized gray skewed Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 46
5849	activated blue tumbling handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 38
5850	super-vacuum-sealed magnetized yellow spinning space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 48
5851	corrupted skewed temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 69
5852	adjusted moist improved oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 44
5853	boiled yellow ghostly stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 49
5854	vacuum-sealed upside-down green BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 17
5855	pickled denatured Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 28
5856	quadruple-deionized polarized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 61
5857	altered energized grey cube	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 26
5858	frozen liquefied teal votive candle	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 62
5859	dry vacuum-sealed dry purple booby trap	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 69
5860	extra-ionized activated jittery pulsating teal Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 13
5861	vacuum-sealed good ash	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 49
5862	ghostly Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	wobbly mirror Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	lime green papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	improved papier-mochi	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	vacuum-sealed blue papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	extra-polarized Vulcanized papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	skewed energetic papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	upside-down rosewater-soaked MacGyver's papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	nippy brawny papier-masque	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	energetic shellacked papier-mitre	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	flame-retardant papier-m&acirc;churidars of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	tumbling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	wobbly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	huge narrow papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	green brainy Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Mysticality: +5
5879	wobbly Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	squat wobbly packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	twirling skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	skeleton skis of the cougar of the brazier of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	low-calorie spoiled skeleton quiche	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	bouncing tumbling friendly stiffened personal trainer's Bonestabber of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	drinkable enchanted crystal skeleton vodka	4	good	Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	pulsating careful auxiliary backbone	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	moist flattened enhanced ghostly that gum you like	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 32
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	shaking Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	twirling avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	compressed Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	blinking fuchsia jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	narrow pulsating jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	pulsating jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	fireproof strapping wedding ring	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
5910	narrow deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	quilted baleful Solstice Shield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40
5913	frozen pickled candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	flattened olive sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	aerosolized extra-ionized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	super-electrified sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	irradiated maroon bouncing cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	blue chilly plastic animelf	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	deadly plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	upside-down clever plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	olive beefy plastic MechaElf	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	mirror BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	Tesla brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	mirror bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	smelly healthy baleful plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	bouncing auspicious plastic Bugbear Captain of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	chaotic hardy plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	fuchsia greasy Oprah's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	weightlifter's plastic Beebee King	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	shaking ruddy plastic Queen Bee	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	huge nasty plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	blinking veiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	beefcake's plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	Usain Bolt's plastic spiderbugbear	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	healthy plastic peacannon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	olive plastic the Free Man of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	clever plastic fire servant	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	blue steel-toed plastic mumblebee	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	plastic moneybee of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	narrow plastic beebee gunners of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	upside-down Annie Oakley's plastic beebee queue	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	razor-sharp plastic buzzerker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	olive plastic bee swarm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	blurry Fonzie's plastic batbugbear	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	mirror lightning-fast plastic bugaboo	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	ghostly savvy plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	greasy plastic ops bugbear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	mirror plastic hypodermic bugbear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	plastic cavebugbear	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	razor-sharp plastic Norville Rogers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	yellow wool plastic Scott the Miner	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	bouncing manspreader's plastic angry space marine	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	shaking blue knitted plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	plastic Father McGruber of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	prompt plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	tumbling plastic blazing bat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	rosewater-soaked electronic dulcimer pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	pulsating pulsating A-Boo clue	0		
5965	padded groovy Frown Exerciser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	twirling blue pulsating soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	spinning shaking soul coin	0		
5969	yellow soul knife	0		
5970	wool soul mask	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5971	fuchsia record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	jittery record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	huge ribald smelly silent beret of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	bland slice of pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	delicious tankard of ale	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	skewed vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	double-paned smelly forbidden cloth cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	gray double-paned lion tamer's forbidden iron dagger	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	tasty blurry maroon hamburger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	red dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	gray potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	drinkable bottle of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	shaking double-paned nasty scorching iron helmet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	inspector's lion tamer's brawny steel sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	fancy bland whole roasted chicken	3	decent	Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	spirit-forward perfectly mixed shining goblet	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	huge fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	prompt Sherlock's slick crown	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	rosy-cheeked studded sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	Jeselnik's sizzling curative Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	huge asbestos-lined Cloak of Dire Shadows of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	mansplainer's occult dance instructor's Sword of Dark Omens	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	hardened smartaleck's thinker's Shield of Icy Fate	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	gray dangerous Greaves of the Murk Lord of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	spinning blurry maroon Lo Pan's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of horror of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	narrow careful Annie Oakley's Boots of Twilight Whispers of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	red wizardly weightlifter's Belt of Howling Anger of the detective	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	Lo Pan's logging hatchet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
6011	supercharged orc wrist	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6012	shaking slick freshwater pearl necklace	0		Moxie: +10
6013	orcish stud-finder of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6014	cool screwing pooch	0		Moxie: +5
6015	pickled double-polymerized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 30
6016	concentrated colloidal tarnished orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 24
6017	colloidal boiled pulsating orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 29
6018	smooth backwoods screwdriver	3	awesome	
6019	skewed aromatic loadstone	0		Stench Resistance: +1
6020	red twirling sizzling strapping Claybender glasses	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
6021	upside-down aromatic Duskwalker fangs of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
6022	green Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	rosy-cheeked Whoompa Fur Pants of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	squat Whatsian Ionic Pliers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6025	ionized teal Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 28
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	blurry Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	yellow rosy-cheeked dress pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	arcane researcher's badge of authority	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
6032	dog trainer's sinister motorcycle boots	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
6033	double-paned veiny stolen necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
6034	Oprah's Fonzie's troll britches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	colloidal oxidized wobbly vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 57
6036	drinkable artisanal limoncello	3	good	
6037	wobbly ginger ale	0		
6038	rotten incredible pizza	3	crappy	
6039	Jim Carey's oil cap	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	flame-retardant oil lamp of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
6041	shaking nasty oil slacks	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	MacGyver's oil pan	0		Maximum MP: +100
6043	tumbling boid	0		
6044	tumbling woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	squat family-friendly Misty Cloak of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6048	wobbly scandalous brainy Misty Robe	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
6049	gravedigger's Oprah's Misty Cape of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	stale small skewed Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	watered-down mediocre yellow Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	quantum blinking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	gray The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	greedy auspicious Meatcleaver	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	steel-toed Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	squat blue medical-grade Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	censurious Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	sage Crimbo tree flocker	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	Tesla Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	smooth Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	twirling huge wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	lard-coated extremely unsafe Truthsayer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	pulsating goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	shaking sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	shaking confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	tarnished super-oxidized shaking haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	colloidal magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	super-warmed denatured cyan 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	triple-distilled perfectly mixed squat McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	bland half-sized haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	shaking home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	spinning school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	hardy haggis socks	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	green Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	red mirror actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	cyan skewed magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	ruddy Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	maroon fortified Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	asbestos-lined Microplushie: Bropane	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	blurry Microplushie: Sororitrate of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	strapping Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	Microplushie: Raverdrine of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	knitted Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	lard-coated Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	ghostly shellacked Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Samson's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	blurry veiny Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	ghostly fuchsia vibrating Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	narrow Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	veiny wicked Ginsu&trade;	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	squat bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	maroon bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	pulsating zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	bouncing shaking zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	skewed CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	teal test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	artisanal practically non-alcoholic shaking teal Chinese beer	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	squat blinking rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	tarnished non-boiled corrupted tumbling bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	narrow coward's energetic novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	dance instructor's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	skewed toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	teal battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	blurry bouncing narrow Sherlock's Jim Carey's brainy White Dragon Fang	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	gray asbestos-lined butterfly knife	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	upside-down pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	gray smooth weighted paperclip chain	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	rubber gloves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	fuchsia triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	stale huge roasted duck	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	decent blinking dead meat bun	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	miser's cat collar	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	ribald brainy suspicious-looking fedora	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	gray Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	fuchsia carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	spoiled small carrot cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	mediocre fancy carrot claret	3	decent	Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	denatured carrot juice	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	olive flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	narrow family-friendly wicked Byte	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	anger blaster of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	inspector's doubt cannon	0		Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	mirror ribald fear condenser	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	mansplainer's regret hose	0		Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	pulsating jittery Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	huge Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	olive up-at-dawn censurious commodore's hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	brawny naval trousers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	stiffened deck cannon of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	teal bouncing censurious ornamental sextant	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	executive forbidden Bloodbath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	artisanal weak Hundred Headed IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	super-sized delicious special chum	5	awesome	Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	improved blinking crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24
6172	tarnished polarized purple candy crayons	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	huge avaricious supercool pixel grappling hook	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	upside-down GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	upside-down cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	tumbling cosmic cheese	0		
6180	blue cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	green cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	scorching fortified Socratic Jarlsberg's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25
6185	massive rotten jittery consummate hard-boiled egg	8	crappy	
6186	bland consummate fried egg	3	decent	
6187	super-sized stale consummate egg salad	5	decent	
6188	normal tiny consummate bagel	1	good	
6189	special decent snack-sized tumbling tumbling consummate sliced bread	2	good	Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 10
6190	half-sized decent consummate hot dog bun	2	good	
6191	bland snack-sized consummate brownie	2	decent	
6192	flavorless consummate toast	3	decent	
6193	extra-dry acceptable spinning passable stout	5	good	
6194	fancy snack-sized rotten consummate soup	2	crappy	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 50
6195	spoiled consummate corn chips	4	crappy	
6196	flavorless snack-sized consummate salad	2	decent	
6197	adequate snack-sized consummate salsa	2	good	
6198	spoiled consummate sauerkraut	4	crappy	
6199	tasty diet huge consummate cheese slice	1	awesome	
6200	bland huge mirror consummate melted cheese	10	decent	
6201	flavorless consummate bacon	3	decent	
6202	low-calorie normal consummate meatloaf	1	good	
6203	bland thick enchanted jittery consummate steak	5	decent	Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 30
6204	yummy consummate cuts	4	awesome	
6205	massive bland consummate frankfurter	6	decent	
6206	normal consummate french fries	4	good	
6207	adequate consummate baked potato	4	good	
6208	hand-crafted twirling acceptable vodka	4	EPIC	
6209	immense adequate consummate ice cream	8	good	
6210	toothsome green consummate whipped cream	4	awesome	
6211	special yummy consummate cream	3	awesome	Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
6212	spoiled consummate strawberries	3	crappy	
6213	half-sized bland blue consummate sorbet	2	decent	
6214	hand-crafted adequate rum	3	EPIC	
6215	drinkable practically non-alcoholic mediocre lager	1	good	
6216	diet stale purple immaculate grilled cheese	1	decent	
6217	adequate purple immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	good	
6218	snack-sized decent immaculate hot dog	2	good	
6219	half-sized moldy immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	crappy	
6220	snack-sized delicious green perfect sandwich	2	awesome	
6221	moldy perfect chef salad	3	crappy	
6222	low-calorie rotten perfect breakfast	1	crappy	
6223	immense spoiled sublime deluxe hot dog	6	crappy	
6224	bland sublime stew	3	decent	
6225	stale huge sublime nachos	8	decent	
6226	flavorless Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	decent	
6227	thick rotten Loaded Baked Potato	5	crappy	
6228	normal Omega Sundae	3	good	
6229	perfectly mixed mirror Das Sauerlager	4	EPIC	
6230	fancy tolerable weak Bologna Lambic	2	good	Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 30
6231	bad weak Vodka Dog	2	decent	
6232	spirit-forward mediocre Disappointed Russian	5	decent	
6233	watered-down bad Chunky Mary	2	decent	
6234	boozy delicious maroon Nachojito	5	awesome	
6235	enchanted tolerable Le Roi	3	good	Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 25
6236	extra-dry smooth Over Easy Rider	5	awesome	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	triple-polymerized wobbly maroon squat cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 49
6240	ionized alkaline blue Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 11
6241	improved oxidized dry censored can label	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 53
6242	enhanced tumbling bouncing ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 41
6243	cold-filtered the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 23
6244	alkaline colloidal cat's paw	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 22
6245	improved moist oxidized ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 17
6246	triple-Vulcanized oxidized demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 16
6247	Vulcanized irradiated clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 35
6248	pickled gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 34
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	skewed steel-toed banded thinker's numberwang of the overflowing toilet of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6251	adjusted frozen chilled scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	dry altered blurry scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	jittery Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	tumbling Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	blurry pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	wholesome banded Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the storm of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	ribald lion tamer's wicked Staff of the Staff of Life of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	jittery nasty occult Samson's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	prompt Jack Frost's Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	squat ruddy slick Staff of the Hearty Dinner of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	olive jittery careful Staff of the All-Steak of courage of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	wool Staff of Fruit Salad of vim and vigor of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	twirling ruddy razor-sharp savvy Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	huge narrow jar of protein powder	0		
6267	thick moldy grain of protein powder	5	crappy	
6268	ionized pickled polymerized spinning pec oil	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 51
6269	sizzling gym membership card	0		Hot Damage: +10
6270	flattened colloidal liquefied Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	red ribald lion tamer's penguin keychain	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10
6273	warmed modified O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 30
6274	boozy drinkable open sauce	5	good	
6275	frosty turkey leg of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6276	acceptable Ye Olde Meade	3	good	
6277	nitrogenated Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 26
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	narrow aromatic pewter claymore	0		Stench Resistance: +1
6280	blurry occult artisanal rice peeler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6281	flavorless immense blinking heirloom grape tomato	9	decent	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	energetic brown felt tophat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	scandalous sizzling Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	twirling scorching sinister Fonzie's Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	blinking auspicious sinister Fonzie's Mark III Steam-Hat of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	tumbling double-paned energetic Rosewater's brawny Mark IV Steam-Hat of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	Oprah's razor-sharp experienced smartaleck's Mark V Steam-Hat of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	mirror steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	huge smooth punk rock jacket of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20
6292	blurry arcane researcher's safety pin of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100
6293	half-sized special flavorless stolen sushi	2	decent	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 15
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	ghostly cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	mirror Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	modified polymerized dry Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 22
6301	corrupted possibility potion	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 24
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	mirror ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	stanky banded slick strapping Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	skewed coward's Oprah's wholesome steel-toed Fonzie's Jarlsberg's pan	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	colloidal frozen celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	wet celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	energized narrow celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	magnetized blinking celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	maroon Uncle Buck of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	green damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	lard-coated weightlifter's SCUBA tank	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater
6316	frightening deep six-shooter of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
6317	bouncing Sherlock's knitted sea chaps	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	greedy Sinatra's sage sea holster	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6319	irradiated non-improved ghostly wobbly bouncing shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 50
6320	gray reassuring long-forgotten necklace	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6321	pearl	0		
6322	wobbly sea lace	0		
6323	miser's jam band of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
6324	blue Lo Pan's therapeutic aquamariner's ring of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6325	rosy-cheeked steel-toed Socratic aquamariner's necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
6326	upside-down perfumed resourceful pearl diver's ring	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6327	twirling asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's pearl diver's necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6328	shaking sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	maroon ghostly bazooka cozy	0		
6332	blinking skewed prompt Fonzie's smartaleck's cozy scimitar	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +3, Breakable
6333	squat huge crafty Staff of the Cozy Fish of dire peril of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
6334	knitted chilly curative cozy bazooka	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6335	stanky scorching sea mantle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6336	pulsating Socratic sea shawl of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	zippy sea cape of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: 70, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	wicked brainy muddy pirate hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	stiffened floral-print skirt of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	upside-down censurious smelly spectral axe	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6342	frosty beefy super-strong air freshener	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6343	triple-pressed corrupted green Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 59
6344	shaking purple Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	polarized blinking Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 54
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	adjusted Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 27
6348	blinking fireproof Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	Mer-kin eyeglasses of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	squat mansplainer's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Monster Level: +15, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	Mer-kin finpaddle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6352	jittery Mer-kin stopwatch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	enhanced cold-filtered green Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 60
6355	deionized irradiated tumbling Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 69
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	skewed Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	upside-down squat Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	tumbling Herculean Mer-kin begsign	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	dry bouncing pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	aerosolized liquefied denatured pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	diffused tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	cold-filtered polarized red pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	cold-filtered pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	non-cold-filtered liquefied narrow ghostly pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	activated quadruple-polarized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	artisanal ghostly can of the cheapest beer	4	EPIC	
6372	acceptable practically non-alcoholic special shaking bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	1	good	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 15
6373	watered-down drinkable fancy single swig of vodka	2	good	Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 15
6374	blinking angry inch	0		
6375	extremely unsafe testy toolbox	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	narrow chlorine crystal	0		
6380	Vulcanized lime green ph balancer	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 48
6381	deionized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 22
6382	tumbling nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	EPIC	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	dry concentrated Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 15
6390	flattened Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 23
6391	triple-aerosolized shaking Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 62
6392	Van der Graaf scale-mail underwear of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	polymerized wobbly comb jelly	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 58
6394	spinning anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	huge peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	wet flattened Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 68
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	chilled quantum tear	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 48
6402	pressed jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 23
6403	enhanced tumbling grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
6404	super-liquefied wet violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 69
6405	ionized adjusted worst candy	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 69
6406	modified enhanced fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 37
6407	frightening experienced cool Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	squat Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	pulsating clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	snack-sized normal twirling flavorless gruel	2	good	
6416	thick normal pulsating mana curds	5	good	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	irradiated polarized moth dust	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 45
6420	enhanced glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 18
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	big decent vampire chowder	5	good	
6423	ghostly Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	rotten Dreadsylvanian stew	3	crappy	
6427	delicious Dreadsylvanian	3	awesome	
6428	quadruple-electrified Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 11
6429	extra-modified Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 63
6430	teal Sherlock's dreadful fedora of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	family-friendly dreadful glove	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	blinking Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	tumbling Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	narrow Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	spinning dog trainer's steel-toed Covers-Your-Head of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	ghostly Usain Bolt's greedy steel-toed Drapes-You-Regally	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	sharpshooter's studded Warms-Your-Tush of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	tumbling nasty fortified Helps-You-Sleep	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	ruddy stiffened smartaleck's Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
6445	spinning fireproof beefcake's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6446	irresponsibly strong tolerable upside-down Gets-You-Drunk	7	good	
6447	huge auspicious Temple Grandin's steel-toed Great Wolf's headband	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	executive horrifying Great Wolf's left paw of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	Usain Bolt's Great Wolf's right paw of courage of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	beefcake's Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the sewer	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	lime green tumbling savvy weightlifter's Great Wolf's beastly trousers of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	ghostly Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	dry modified aerosolized Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 45
6454	tumbling auspicious censurious zombie mariachi hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	prompt friendly Rosewater's zombie accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	inspector's stiffened zombie mariachi pants of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	mirror Usain Bolt's curative Herculean HOA regulation book	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6458	yellow narrow upside-down mansplainer's manspreader's HOA zombie eyes of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 10, Single Equip
6459	twirling skewed HOA citation pad	0		
6460	yellow wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	skewed nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	Tesla resourceful supercharged Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	rosewater-soaked sinister dangerous Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	blue reassuring Mayor Ghost's khakis of extreme caution of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	mirror coward's supercharged quilted Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	curative weightlifter's Mayor Ghost's sash of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	bland ghost pepper	3	decent	
6469	blue rosewater-soaked resourceful Thunkula's drinking cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	fuchsia toasty extremely unsafe Drunkula's cape of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	electrified steel-toed Drunkula's silky pants of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	foul-smelling scorching sinister Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	gravedigger's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6475	mediocre high-proof wobbly bottle of Bloodweiser	8	decent	
6476	aromatic mansplainer's stiffened Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	bouncing chaotic rock-hard Socratic Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	spinning censurious fortified brawny Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	mirror bouncing family-friendly fireproof stanky coward's dangerous Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6480	squat double-paned friendly Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
6481	up-at-dawn Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5
6482	gray horrifying cool Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
6483	red twirling Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	pulsating bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	olive stinking agaricus	0		
6488	adequate Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	good	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	ghostly unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	pulsating blurry cyan tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	blurry complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	upside-down Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	green blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	spirit-forward perfectly mixed special bloody kiwitini	5	EPIC	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 45
6499	narrow moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	pulsating wizardly moon-amber necklace of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: 40, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	huge ghost pencil	0		
6504	pulsating therapeutic smartaleck's groovy hangman's hood	0		Moxie Percent: 40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6505	jittery lion tamer's Lo Pan's Annie Oakley's ring finger ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	perfumed chilly cool iron helmet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	huge resourceful Socratic cool iron breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50
6510	nippy electrified cool iron greaves	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	chilly ghost shawl of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6512	huge skull capacitor	0		
6513	double-paned warm fur	0		Cold Resistance: +5
6514	snowstick of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6515	skewed eerie fetish of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
6516	watered-down special aged bouncing stinkwater	2	awesome	Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 30
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	rotten accidental mutton	3	crappy	
6519	mirror Sinatra's drafty drawers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	strapping wolfskull mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	shaking greasy guts necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6522	beefcake's groping claw of courage	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
6523	rosy-cheeked vengeful spirit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
6524	BOOtonniere of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
6525	vacuum-sealed non-alkaline cold-filtered ghost thread	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 27
6526	blinking wool chilly bag of unfinished business	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
6527	electrified supercool transparent pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	hothammer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6529	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Thriller Ice	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6530	skewed yellow up-at-dawn grandfather watch	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	razor-sharp spyglass of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25
6533	jittery vial of hot blood of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6534	wicked remorseless knife	0		Spell Damage: +5
6535	teal knitted intimidating coiffure	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	nippy sinister cod cape	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10
6537	special moldy blood sausage	3	crappy	Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 25
6538	greasy frying brainpan of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6539	careful Fonzie's ball and chain	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
6540	studded dry bone	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6541	avaricious tailbone shield	0		Meat Drop: +30, Thorns: 1
6542	wool tonguebone	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6543	crafty grievous pogo stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
6545	nasty slick weedy skirt of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	jittery crafty pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	mirror cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	blurry cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	mirror bouncing cyan cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	mirror hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	blurry sleaze cluster	0		
6556	denatured corrupted phial of hotness	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 14
6557	unsweetened double-adjusted phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 63
6558	polymerized corrupted phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 48
6559	concentrated yellow phial of stench	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 40
6560	chilled extra-liquefied phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 25
6561	teal adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	ghostly supercool hand of Mr. Cards	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	small adequate spinning Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2	good	
6565	bland squat blinking Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6566	normal snack-sized Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	good	
6567	bland low-calorie Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1	decent	
6568	normal special tiny Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1	good	Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 10
6569	watered-down bad yellow Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	decent	
6570	artisanal special shaking Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	4	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 10
6571	lousy Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	decent	
6572	bad practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1	decent	
6573	delicious Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	awesome	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	cyan sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	family-friendly hot dog wrapper	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
6585	blinking stiffened deadly debonair deboner	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1
6586	activated electrified Vulcanized tumbling chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 62
6587	tumbling jar of frostigkraut of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Damage Aura: 1
6588	asbestos-lined crafty gnawed-up dog bone	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
6589	family-friendly Grey Guanon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1
6590	Jeselnik's coward's Engorged Sausages and You of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
6591	perfectly mixed spirit-forward narrow dream of a dog	5	EPIC	
6592	spinning gray nasty quilted slick optimal spreadsheet	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +5
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	compressed epic cluster	1	decent	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	tumbling clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	purple twirling clockwork hand	0		
6600	bouncing clockwork hand	0		
6601	spinning clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	blinking clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	tumbling fuchsia clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	pulsating clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	jittery clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	twirling clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	squat spinning clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	ghostly squat clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	blinking clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	tolerable watered-down lime green Cold One	2	???	
6616	snack-sized bland spaghetti breakfast	2	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	wobbly folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	narrow folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	squat folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	bouncing folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	bouncing folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	ghostly folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	shaking folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	olive folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	narrow folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	cyan folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	ghostly squat folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	squat folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	Sherlock's deadly slide rule	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
6649	corrupted adjusted Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 36
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	upside-down ghostly twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	tolerable practically non-alcoholic lime green stepmom's booze	1	good	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	band T-shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6655	weak lousy narrow fountain 'soda'	2	decent	
6656	yellow pulsating illegal firecracker	0		
6657	coward's baleful pickelhaube	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	cold-filtered hair oil	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 41
6659	extra-moist Vulcanized scrap	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 46
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	ghostly suspension bridge	0		
6662	greedy Annie Oakley's rock-hard personal trainer's Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
6663	upside-down universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	chilly deathchucks of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	bouncing Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	unsweetened squat sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 67
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	oxidized spinning superwater	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 13
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	miser's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	forbidden machete	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
6680	smooth triple-distilled Cursed Punch	10	awesome	
6681	boozy hand-crafted Bowl of Scorpions	5	EPIC	
6682	acceptable blue blinking Fog Murderer	3	good	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	wobbly ghostly blinking hale surgical mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	half-size scalpel of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	Van der Graaf surgical apron	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	frightening bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	squat McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	teal McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	blurry McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	upside-down McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	upside-down boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	green moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	spinning dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	twirling blurry blurry scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	wobbly bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	fancy bouncing imitation White Russian	1	awesome	Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
6704	tumbling ruddy weightlifter's short-handled mop	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6705	normal bite-sized maroon jungle floor wax	1	good	
6706	fuchsia smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	aerosolized colorful toad	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 65
6708	bouncing crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	squat tumbling flame-wreathed Herculean pygmy briefs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	twirling short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	skewed squat adder	0		
6714	wobbly short calculator	0		
6715	Samson's brainy sphygmomanometer	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5
6716	triple-improved diffused bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 17
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	wool compression stocking of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +1
6719	deadly midriff scrubs of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20
6720	frozen double-enhanced ghostly pill cup	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 53
6721	twirling red careful water bottle of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	polymerized warmed jittery pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 47
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	stale exotic jungle fruit	3	decent	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	blurry fuchsia tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	teal funky junk key	0		
6731	bouncing Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	skewed tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	yellow jagged scrap	0		
6739	deionized aerosolized cyan blurry bent scrap	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 28
6740	spinning molten scrap	0		
6741	pulsating eternal car battery	0		
6742	vibrating junk band	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
6743	smooth junk trunks	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	wicked junk-mail shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5
6745	spoiled junk food	3	crappy	
6746	perfectly mixed pulsating junk yard	3	EPIC	
6747	foul-smelling electrified swordzall	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6748	healthy arm buzzer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
6749	scorching boilgun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +25
6750	teal Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	tumbling cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	shaking beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	hand-crafted distilled tumbling can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	perfectly mixed extra-dry pulsating can of Drooling Monk	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	bad enchanted can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	decent	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic purple bottle of Old Pugilist	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	fancy drinkable high-proof tumbling bottle of Professor Beer	10	good	Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	mediocre bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	smooth bottle of Race Car Red	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	strong lousy bottle of Greedy Dog	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bottle of Lambada Lambic	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	spinning green tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	wholesome arcane researcher's tin tam of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	denatured wet bouncing gray tin cup	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	greedy personal trainer's smartaleck's tin foil	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's tin drum of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	red tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	bouncing tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	purple narrow tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	super-dry foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 34
6777	quantum frozen narrow pulsating seal sweat	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 50
6778	ionized alkaline huge boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 31
6779	ghostly tumbling crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	frosty studded sealhide shield of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
6781	reassuring Van der Graaf scabrous seal epaulets	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	gray bouncing Oprah's hardened studded seal medal	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	twirling olive flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	squat boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	ghostly sharpened spoon	0		
6792	maroon candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	activated disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 54
6796	quadruple-vacuum-sealed galvanized disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 12
6797	oxidized altered disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 55
6798	improved triple-alkaline disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 40
6799	oxidized dry purple disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 45
6800	deionized anodized jittery bouncing disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 49
6801	concentrated disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 12
6802	alkaline colloidal colloidal disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 66
6803	improved disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 28
6804	vacuum-sealed oxidized electrified maroon disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 65
6805	quadruple-diffused warmed huge wobbly disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 47
6806	extra-vacuum-sealed purple disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 37
6807	sharpshooter's The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	spinning toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	twirling yellow accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	bouncing scandalous baritone accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	groovy mama's squeezebox	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	manspreader's guancertina	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	huge dangerous accordion file	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	electrified accord ion	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	shaking reassuring bone bandoneon	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	tumbling cool pentatonic accordion	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	gray non-Euclidean non-accordion of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	careful padded Accordion of Jordion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	Usain Bolt's autocalliope	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	foul-smelling accordionoid rocca	0		Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	tumbling pygmy concertinette of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	shaking coward's Jim Carey's ghost accordion	0		Monster Level: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	supercharged peace accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	green MacGyver's energetic alarm accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	Usain Bolt's chaotic studded All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	jittery inspector's wholesome KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15
6828	fortified acceptable discocktail	5	good	
6829	double-paned KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Cold Resistance: +5
6830	smelly Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
6831	diffused green Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 34
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	enhanced super-concentrated blue Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 21
6834	pickled activated box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 63
6835	colloidal cyan bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 17
6836	oxidized bouncing PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 62
6837	magnetized extra-irradiated Swizzler	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 21
6838	magnetized oxidized shaking ghostly Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 34
6839	modified jittery jam	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 23
6840	unsweetened quadruple-polymerized colloidal jittery upside-down Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 31
6841	electrified denatured blue 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 69
6842	non-enhanced nitrogenated vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
6843	double-tarnished pressed blurry bone bons	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 43
6844	liquefied ironic mint	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 38
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	twirling killing jar	0		
6848	nippy security flashlight	0		Cold Damage: +10
6849	tarnished Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 33
6850	fireproof mansplainer's occult sturdy cane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3
6851	blinking tumbling huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	yellow squat desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	huge blurry Bal-musette accordion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Rosewater's Cajun accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	lightning-fast quirky accordion	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	zippy nasty Skipper's accordion	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	wool smelly savvy sage Pantsgiving	0		Mysticality Percent: 30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	half-sized moldy can of sardines	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	big flavorless high-calorie sugar substitute	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	moldy pulsating pat of butter	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	big stale dinner roll	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	decent mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	diet delicious huge whole turkey leg	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	flavorless deviled egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	flattened finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	polarized ionized dented spoon	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	super-dry anodized love note	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	quadruple-warmed nail file	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	corrupted candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	non-denatured super-galvanized post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	twirling dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	green pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	pulsating lightning-fast smelly clever bowl of petunias of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	skewed therapeutic deadly power sock of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	chilly smartaleck's wool sock of the storm of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	reassuring shellacked wizardly moustache sock of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: 6, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	liquefied enhanced Vulcanized jittery spirit gum	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 56
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	pulsating blue spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	skewed chaotic Fonzie's smooth spirit bell	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	irradiated jittery spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	Vulcanized alkaline freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	wet warmed blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	irradiated wobbly handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	non-corrupted altered tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	liquefied concentrated huge narrow Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	pulsating hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	flask flops of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6903	unsweetened altered jittery wobbly nuts	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	dry extra-concentrated bolts	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	thick stale narrow gingerbread robot	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	normal small petit 4.1	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	spoiled nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	olive energetic plastic GORM-8	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	spinning Newton's plastic warbear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	asbestos-lined plastic Toybot	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	squat scorching plastic warbear fortress	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	supercool plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	chaotic strapping warbear hoverbelt of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	huge warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	unsweetened warmed magnetized tumbling warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	liquefied upside-down warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	liquefied wobbly warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	flavorless spinning warbear feasting bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	small decent warbear warrior bread	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	bland warbear thermoregulator bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	drinkable warbear feasting mead	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	acceptable warbear bearserker mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	tolerable strong warbear blizzard mead	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	Jeselnik's nippy warbear plain fedora of terror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	ghostly Van der Graaf warbear feathered fedora	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	foul-smelling nippy sage warbear fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	cyan auspicious healthy warbear plain helm of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	olive brainy warbear spiked helm	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	Jeselnik's quilted warbear electro-spiked helm of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	upside-down beefcake's warbear plain ushanka of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	huge zippy warbear lined ushanka	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	asbestos-lined mansplainer's Annie Oakley's warbear heated ushanka	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	yellow warbear party pants of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	censurious warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	baleful warbear high festival pants of chilblains of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	yellow frightening chilly arcane researcher's warbear battle greaves	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	jittery auspicious warbear officer greaves	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	yellow blinking gravedigger's forbidden slick warbear bearserker greaves	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	fireproof friendly Oprah's warbear johns	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	skewed warbear fleece-lined johns of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	miser's sinister wizardly warbear johns	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	bouncing warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	family-friendly Annie Oakley's padded warbear goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	prompt warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	sizzling veiny arcane researcher's warbear polarized goggles	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	blue horrifying gravedigger's warbear laser bowtie of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	wobbly banded warbear plasma bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	auspicious frightening foul-smelling warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	dance instructor's warbear warscarf of dire peril of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	twirling green warbear fleece-lined warscarf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	Lo Pan's razor-sharp warbear warscarf of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	jittery warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	warbear foil hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	tumbling tumbling padded wizardly warbear oil pan	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	blinking thinker's warbear exhaust manifold	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	olive wobbly warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	upside-down warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	yellow mirror warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	spinning warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	blue warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	perfumed die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	wobbly Oprah's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	purple nippy die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	spinning energetic die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	red mirror die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	narrow chaotic die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	die-cast factory worker elf of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	purple chilly die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	auspicious die-cast middle-management elf	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	dance instructor's die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	occult die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	deadly die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	chilly die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	double-paned brawny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	wobbly die-cast turtle mech of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	frosty die-cast Swiss hen	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	die-cast killing bird of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	supercool die-cast ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	savvy die-cast goose a-laying	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	twirling educational die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	inspector's die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	brainy die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	jittery scorching die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	MacGyver's savvy die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	jittery perfumed MacGyver's die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	blinking foul-smelling wholesome die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	narrow pulsating razor-sharp die-cast Uncle Hobo of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	fortified die-cast Father Crimbo of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	irradiated irradiated Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	dried handful of Smithereens	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	low-calorie moldy Every Day is Like This Sundae	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	delicious Miserable Pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	decent half-sized This Charming Flan	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	aged watered-down Irish Coffee, English Heart	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	extra-dry bad ghostly Strikes Again Bigmouth	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	irresponsibly strong smooth Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	10	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	bouncing Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	tumbling Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	lard-coated chilly Work is a Four Letter Sword of the cougar of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	Lo Pan's chaotic boxer's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: 40, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	prompt Fonzie's Samson's boxer's Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	spinning executive frosty dangerous A Light that Never Goes Out of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	gravedigger's supercharged Sinatra's smooth Half a Purse	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	family-friendly nippy Da Vinci's Hairpiece On Fire of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	greedy manspreader's Lo Pan's ruddy Vicar's Tutu	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	studded Hand in Glove of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	family-friendly greasy Meat Tenderizer is Murder of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: 6, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	stanky weightlifter's Ouija Board, Ouija Board of James Dean	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	smelly scorching Samson's Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	miser's Rosewater's slick Saucepanic	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	sharpshooter's supercharged Socratic Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	scandalous smartaleck's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	boxer's third-hand lantern	0		Muscle Percent: +10
7031	teal loose purse strings	0		
7032	flavorless miniature wobbly skewed pickled egg	2	decent	
7033	blurry wobbly cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	tumbling warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	upside-down pulsating warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	blinking warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	jittery warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	polymerized warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	pulsating warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	liquefied magnetized glass slipper	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	distilled antimatter wad	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	liquefied magnetized blinking mirror warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	nitrogenated corrupted shaking warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	Vulcanized ionized blinking shaking warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	big moldy pulsating warbear gyro	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	extra-tarnished upside-down recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	blinking warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	wobbly warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	ghostly warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	spoiled breakfast mess	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	toothsome half-sized breakfast miracle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	pickled Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	squat warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	mirror festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	twirling praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	red hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	dehydrated blinking grim fairy tale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	quadruple-Vulcanized wet skewed squat single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	anodized denatured narrow single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 21
7069	pulsating Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	stale thick snow berries	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	moldy low-calorie ice harvest	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	modified irradiated frost flower	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	quadruple-corrupted extra-chilled improved bouncing snow cleats	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	flattened pickled liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	low-calorie adequate gray pulsating snow crab	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	lousy distilled ghostly Ice Island Long Tea	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	flame-retardant snow mobile	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	double-paned ice bucket	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	baleful Samson's snow shovel	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	executive greasy bod-ice of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	olive lightning-fast flame-wreathed rock-hard personal trainer's snow belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	flame-retardant banded personal trainer's ice nine of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	wobbly snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	fancy perfectly mixed En Una Fila Tequila	4	EPIC	Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 50
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	Tesla thinker's warbear dress helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	Oprah's quilted warbear dress bracers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	banded strapping warbear dress greaves	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	foul-smelling deadly sweatband	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	medical-grade fortified gym shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	skewed flame-retardant padded ankleweights	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	perfumed smartaleck's Rosewater's sweat socks of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pulsating pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	wobbly Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	compressed upside-down Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	huge pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	galvanized super-dry squat blinking powder	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	ghostly chilly licorice whip	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	watered-down drinkable snakebite	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	skewed Jeselnik's ribald candy stick	0		Sleaze Damage: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	rotten super-sized pecan	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	stale blurry pecan pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	bland spinning candy mountain oyster	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	mediocre chocotini	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	narrow wool electrified stylish chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	delicious wobbly candy carrot	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	decent candy carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	scorching carrot-on-a-stick of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	bouncing rosewater-soaked brawny weasel stomping pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	rotten mulberry	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	hand-crafted maroon mulled berry wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	jittery Temple Grandin's lemon party hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	Fonzie's lemon shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	lemon drop trousers of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	aerosolized denatured skewed lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	shaking gummi sword of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	non-quantum alkaline small gummi fin	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	maroon scandalous chocolate cow bone	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	polarized adjusted gummi fang	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	massive rotten leftover canap&eacute;s	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	watered-down acceptable yellow magnum of champagne	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	double-paned Van der Graaf savvy cow creamer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	adjusted Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	lard-coated sage wolf whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	adequate big witch's bread	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	super-pickled witch's brew	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	bouncing scorching slick witch's bra of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	delicious mid-level medieval mead	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	pickled polarized R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	energized diffused nitrogenated upside-down hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	cold-filtered hare brush	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	huge greasy ribald hare pin	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	small special flavorless cinnamon cannoli	2	decent	Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	practically non-alcoholic mediocre expensive champagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	polarized Vulcanized squat polo trophy	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	teal oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	blinking straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	narrow	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	ghostly clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	blurry glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	family-friendly fireproof personal trainer's fire hose	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	diet bland ghostly fireman's lunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	spinning Jeselnik's baleful Newton's plain paper hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	flavorless narrow ice cream sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	shaking up-at-dawn studded &quot;honey&quot; dipper of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	rotten bite-sized plumber's lunch	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	smelly hardy skull gearshift knob of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	decent nachos of the night	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	wobbly twirling Lo Pan's Herculean Sketcherz&trade; of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	small flavorless can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	oxidized smudge stick	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	concentrated dry blurry wall	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	bad high-proof tankard of ale	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	irradiated scroll case	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	irradiated adjusted squat green jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	bouncing juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	decent bite-sized enchanted fuchsia humble pie	1	good	Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	quadruple-polarized squat crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 52
7178	shaking Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	blurry shaking The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	jittery The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	shaking Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	lousy fancy irresponsibly strong unnamed cocktail	10	decent	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 25
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	smooth unrequired jacket	0		Moxie: +15
7190	nippy tommy gun	0		Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	sinister breadchucks of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7196	ghostly shuriken salad	0		
7197	blurry combat fan of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
7198	educational Rosewater's silk skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	stanky Buddy Bjorn	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	rosy-cheeked stiffened The Nuge's favorite crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15
7202	small stale sweet roll Alabama	2	decent	
7203	chaotic Saturday Night Special	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	rock-hard fleetwood chain	0		Damage Reduction: 5
7206	perfectly mixed fancy Green Manalishi	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 10
7207	jittery purple blinking supercool blade	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7208	maroon skewed fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	blurry eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	polarized diffused eagle feather	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 33
7211	moist corrupted spinning spinning one pill	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 44
7212	Jefferson wings of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	ghostly cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	yummy jumbo fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	5	awesome	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	wobbly lynyrdskin cap of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	huge nippy lynyrdskin tunic	0		Cold Damage: +10
7219	jittery lynyrdskin breeches of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	shaking cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	strong mediocre shaking Flamin' Whatshisname	5	decent	
7223	corrupted nitrogenated lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 53
7224	veiny experienced Kashmir sweater	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10
7225	special bite-sized normal custard pie	1	good	Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 20
7226	tea for one	1	good	
7227	weak bad bottle of Evermore	2	decent	
7228	box	0		
7229	acceptable wine	3	good	
7230	practically non-alcoholic delicious rum	1	awesome	
7231	bad Murderer's Punch	4	decent	
7232	decent velvet cake	3	good	
7233	deionized enhanced squat letter	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 17
7234	Jeselnik's MacGyver's book	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25
7235	skewed asbestos-lined flame-retardant masque	0		Hot Resistance: 6, Single Equip
7236	Herculean red-hot poker	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
7237	spinning dance instructor's Red X Shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7238	rock-hard educational badge	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
7239	red healthy educational shirt	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20
7240	brawny coat of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7241	frosty shoe of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	wet ghostly upside-down blood cells	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 45
7245	oxidized twirling eye	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 58
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	boxer's Red Fox glove of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	irradiated improved tumbling foxglove	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 23
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	greasy quilted Sneaky Pete's jacket of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	yellow mirror jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	fuchsia shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	red Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	bad weak green mini-martini	2	decent	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	dehydrated squat molotov soda	1	decent	
7258	boiled polymerized pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 67
7259	spinning crate of firebombs	0		
7260	yellow firebomb	0		
7261	foul-smelling hardened Sneaky Pete's basket of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	jittery gray photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	squat mansplainer's supercharged grievous Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	upside-down plastic Professor What of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
7273	quilted plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Damage Absorption: +40
7274	bouncing sizzling plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Hot Damage: +10
7275	jittery slick plastic Gary Claybender	0		Moxie: +10
7276	plastic Captain Kerkard of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
7277	electrified irradiated purple spinning robot grease	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 23
7278	mirror returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	colloidal double-corrupted wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 37
7280	super-concentrated wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 20
7281	oxidized olive wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 12
7282	deionized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 19
7283	liquefied triple-denatured maroon wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 43
7284	crying statue earrings of the empath of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	jittery gray executive forbidden plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	bouncing reassuring double-paned plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	forbidden deadly Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	asbestos-lined dog trainer's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	asbestos-lined frightening Annie Oakley's amok putter	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
7290	stale small amok pudding	2	decent	
7291	wobbly deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	chilled can of V-11	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	blurry olive dog trainer's elevennis shoes of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	mirror elevenderizing hammer of Leguizamo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	tumbling fortified Professor What T-Shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	gray narrow Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	pulsating Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	quantum eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 45
7309	wet polarized adjusted rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 30
7310	non-modified bronzer	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 44
7311	MacGyver's elegant nightstick of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7312	huge still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	teal poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	blue jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	wobbly Tesla educational ghost of a necklace of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7319	lion tamer's Elizabeth's Dollie of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +20
7320	quantum denatured Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 36
7321	inspector's Stephen's lab coat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +15
7322	super-chilled unsweetened lime green Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34
7323	Jack Frost's Tesla Jacob's rung	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7324	dried mirror skewed upside-down battery	1		
7325	special perfectly mixed snakebite	3	EPIC	Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 35
7326	nippy rubber ribcage of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
7327	distilled jittery synthetic marrow	1		
7328	diffused funny bone	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 14
7329	Samson's half-melted spoon of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +60
7330	pickled the funk	1		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 10
7331	spoiled gunky chicken	3	crappy	
7332	doll head of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	twirling voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	deadly Newton's paddle-ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5
7336	deionized blurry sound effects record	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 23
7337	spinning alphabet block	0		
7338	tarnished unsweetened dancer	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
7339	shaking music box mechanism	0		
7340	huge groovy moose antlers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	magnetized tumbling moose thought	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 59
7342	fancy adequate moose chocolate	4	good	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 35
7343	distilled acceptable painting of a glass of wine	5	good	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	blinking ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	inspector's strapping ghost toga	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +15
7348	moldy enchanted sheet cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	upside-down picture of you	0		
7351	mansplainer's beefcake's Staff of the Electric Range of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7352	thick rotten deluxe layer cake	5	crappy	
7353	upside-down chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	aged blinking red-hot boilermaker	3	awesome	
7355	miser's coal shovel	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	oxidized moist hot coal	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 34
7357	flattened dry mirror coal dust	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 21
7358	Sherlock's mansplainer's experienced Bram's choker	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	avaricious plaid pocket square	0		Meat Drop: +30
7362	blurry upside-down wool scorching plaid skirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	unsweetened liquefied bouncing bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 59
7364	narrow fabric softener	0		
7365	deionized activated fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 33
7366	tolerable triple-distilled yellow bottle of laundry sherry	10	good	
7367	diffused nitrogenated pickled olive industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 67, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	normal extra-flat panini	3	good	
7369	double-nitrogenated mangled finger	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 63
7370	perfectly mixed Psychotic Train wine	3	EPIC	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	moldy thick tumbling pie man was not meant to eat	5	crappy	
7373	teal sommelier's towel of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7374	tarnished tastevin of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
7375	moldy half-sized actual tapas	2	crappy	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	padded arcane researcher's ghast iron cleaver	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +20
7378	stylish ghast iron Garibaldi of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	wobbly deadly ghast iron heater shield of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7380	mirror ghast iron codpiece of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7382	blurry Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	wet pickled Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	polymerized pressed Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	modified corrupted Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	oxidized squat Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	dry adjusted huge skewed Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	adjusted Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	dry Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	energized aerosolized Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	wet Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	nitrogenated frozen Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	flattened oxidized Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	improved chilled Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	warmed vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	frozen upside-down red Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	ionized Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	dry concentrated Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	triple-electrified concentrated Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	triple-dry blue Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	diffused polarized super-magnetized ghostly yellow Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	aerosolized tarnished colloidal maroon Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	vacuum-sealed blinking upside-down Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	flattened Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	blinking Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	spinning Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	teal Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	gray Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	fuchsia Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	blurry Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	mirror Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	pulsating Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	gray Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	ghostly Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	huge pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	yellow salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	yellow bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	vacuum-sealed alkaline super-dry sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	pulsating Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	Vulcanized blinking Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	concentrated extra-magnetized narrow Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	pickled polymerized yellow Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	cold-filtered polymerized Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	extra-flattened energized super-polymerized Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	denatured ghostly gray bouncing Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	cold-filtered pickled Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	diet rotten Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	stale snack-sized Brain Food Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	toothsome Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	bite-sized rotten twirling Medical Pastaco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	flavorless Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	tasty cyan Ludovico Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	hand-crafted overpowering mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	mediocre upside-down complex mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	hand-crafted distilled skewed blue smooth mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	practically non-alcoholic mediocre blood-red mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	watered-down lousy skewed buzzing mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	lousy boozy swirling mushroom wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	adequate Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	rotten Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	hand-crafted weak regular-size brogurt	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	irresponsibly strong smooth super-size brogurt	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	hand-crafted upside-down broberry brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	perfectly mixed weak yellow brocolate brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	delicious practically non-alcoholic French bronilla brogurt	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	upside-down Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	fuchsia industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Brogre brorts of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	aromatic Brogre brolo shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	Oprah's Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	tumbling Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	huge shellacked smooth wizardly 8-billed baseball cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	narrow wobbly wool dance instructor's extremely wet T-shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	Usain Bolt's sizzling hardy shrimp fork	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	wet energized BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	magnetized spinning upside-down go-go potion	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	extra-frozen shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	aerosolized pressed Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	Socratic string of moist beads	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	ghostly Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	energized skewed Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	pulsating possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	colloidal oxidized sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	anodized denatured vacuum-sealed sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	gray sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Rompedores de Fantasmas	1	good	
7483	fortified lousy bouncing purple La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	decent	
7484	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	1	super ultra EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	wobbly castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	blurry triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	shaking detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	bad bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	decent	
7492	narrow blasting soda	0		
7493	wobbly unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	unsweetened dry skewed Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 57
7500	tumbling map	0		
7501	yellow	0		
7502	liquefied tarnished Texas tea	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 13
7503	squat blinking chaotic dark hamethyst ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7504	lion tamer's dark baconstone ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2
7505	beefy dark porquoise ring	0		Muscle: +10
7506	gravedigger's scorching book	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
7507	ghostly baleful cloak	0		Spell Damage: +25
7508	maroon label	0		
7509	yummy snack-sized Mornington crescent roll	2	awesome	
7510	pressed skewed eye shadow	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 23
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	dry spinning red poppy	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 29
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	horrifying MacGyver's duonoculars	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	spinning pulsating witch's spare house key	0		
7517	deadly spider leg of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	tolerable special skewed glass of bourbon	3	good	Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	moldy lime green government cheese	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	narrow pair of government shades of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	triple-ionized ionized tarnished government	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered purple alien drugs	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	spinning wobbly weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	spinning occult government-issued night-vision goggles of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	decent shaking loaf of alien bread	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	rotten grilled cheese sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	vaporized alien protein powder	1	crappy	Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	weak delicious rocket fuel	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	mediocre stealth bomber	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	shaking space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	pulsating twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	pulsating flame-wreathed space beast fur hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	space beast fur pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	huge family-friendly space beast fur whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	twirling narrow space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	Sinatra's space heater of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	weak perfectly mixed space port	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	upside-down resourceful steel-toed space needle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	galvanized non-wet buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	diffused ghostly ash soda	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	quantum activated non-oxidized liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	cold-filtered activated tumbling dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	moist bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	polarized super-dry concentrated bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	lime green tumbling page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	galvanized blue blood cells	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 57
7558	bad wine	3	decent	
7559	anodized blinking gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
7560	blue turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	wet pulsating giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 13
7562	flattened musk turtle	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 36
7563	denatured cold-filtered programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 37
7564	ionized ghostly mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 62
7565	spoiled jumbo purple ham steak	5	crappy	
7566	slick time-twitching toolbelt	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	wobbly Chroner	0		
7568	fuchsia perfumed Newton's Time Lord Badge of Honor of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100
7569	twirling sizzling medical-grade grievous Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7570	liquefied shaking Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 52
7571	frightening razor-sharp silent pea shooter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
7572	spoiled D roll	3	crappy	
7573	forbidden Sinatra's kiwi beak	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50
7574	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery New Zealand iced tea	1	decent	
7575	zippy stylish droll monocle	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
7576	concentrated frozen blurry future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 54
7577	corrupted jittery future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 29
7578	polarized cold-filtered future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 26
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	boiled liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 20
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	decent snack-sized rack of dinosaur ribs	2	good	
7583	hand-crafted upside-down narrow scotch on the rocks	3	EPIC	
7584	greedy toasty yabba dabba doo rag	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	jittery Usain Bolt's baleful wooly loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	tumbling tumbling helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	blue Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	lousy mirror glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	mediocre cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	bad jittery thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	irresponsibly strong aged Lucky Lindy	9	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	perfectly mixed Bee's Knees	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	watered-down aged red Sockdollager	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	drinkable practically non-alcoholic lime green Ish Kabibble	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	fortified drinkable Hot Socks	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	bad upside-down Phonus Balonus	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	lousy weak blue Flivver	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	weak acceptable Sloppy Jalopy	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	polymerized galvanized flame	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 48
7601	boiled magnetized temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 11
7602	diffused modified Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 55
7603	dry neckbeard	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 13
7604	Vulcanized pickled spinning wobbly artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 27
7605	improved pressed tarnished lime green punk patch	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 55
7606	super-concentrated Vulcanized tumbling steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 43
7607	frozen galvanized pressed upside-down bouncing vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 19
7608	vacuum-sealed red turtle mud	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 45
7609	liquefied Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 62
7610	nitrogenated flattened Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 17
7611	aerosolized huge Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
7612	dry galvanized tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 23
7613	denatured skewed jittery bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 14
7614	polarized blurry voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 39
7615	super-modified alkaline mirror gray pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 50
7616	pressed squat pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 52
7617	electrified short deposition	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 46
7618	activated Vulcanized twirling straw pole	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 28
7619	frozen shaking copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 14
7620	magnetized ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 47
7621	activated teal ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 30
7622	colloidal squat button rouge	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 23
7623	activated wet squat Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 56
7624	modified yellow upside-down lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 21
7625	energized double-enhanced flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 38
7626	improved oyster badge	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 61
7627	activated plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 65
7628	chilled deionized wobbly dancing fan	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 15
7629	concentrated blinking cyan page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 32
7630	activated adjusted quadruple-diffused magic powder	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 34
7631	aerosolized friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 51
7632	colloidal super-energized non-polarized government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 44
7633	diffused cold-filtered concentrated ghostly alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 66
7634	anodized blurry irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 20
7635	non-vacuum-sealed warmed bouncing cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 49
7636	censurious padded shellacked shell	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	lime green mirror curative pillow shell	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	Sherlock's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	ghostly ribald oil shell	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	smelly hardened studded turtle shell	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	upside-down shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	red ingot turtle	0		
7643	green duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	jittery pool skimmer	0		
7645	upside-down life preserver	0		
7646	narrow lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	purple thunder thigh	0		
7649	dry aerosolized non-frozen skewed gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 54
7650	dry shaking maroon catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 35
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	pulsating blue fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	shaking fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	flame-retardant neoprene skullcap	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	super-quantum double-oxidized gray skewed bouncing goblin water	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 52
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	half-sized moldy shaking Sogg-Os	2	crappy	
7663	scorching toasty careful Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: 30, Single Equip
7664	colloidal upside-down Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 15
7665	extra-unsweetened altered liquid ice	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 55
7666	acceptable Wet Russian	3	good	
7667	stale lime green filet of The Fish	3	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	scandalous flame-wreathed thunder down underwear of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	sage cool thinker's famous raincoat	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	Sherlock's sizzling lightning rod of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
7673	hand-crafted legitimate business on the beach	4	EPIC	
7674	Jack Frost's hep waders	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	flavorless jive turkey leg	3	decent	
7676	twirling groovy birdbone corset	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7677	non-altered candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 16
7678	careful 4-dimensional fez	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	fuchsia throwing candy	0		
7680	blinking super-absorbent tarp of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
7681	drinkable practically non-alcoholic purple skewed unquiet spirits	1	good	
7682	pulsating Annie Oakley's banjo kazoo mount	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
7683	double-cold-filtered huge grass	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 18
7684	olive weightlifter's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Muscle: +15
7685	blinking wholesome Fonzie's Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
7686	clever supercool Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
7687	ionized enhanced spinning dog ointment	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 34
7688	scandalous beefy gumshoes	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
7689	cool flapper floppers of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7690	bouncing clever sneakeasies of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
7691	frightening veiny plastic nunchaku	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	skewed stylish hand whip of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	hardy hale glow-in-the-dark necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: 70, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	studded cap gun of James Dean of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	miser's cassette player of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	tumbling chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	red rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	blurry gray &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	dry Vulcanized confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	ionized confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	concentrated flattened confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	ghostly LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	red LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	spinning LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	squat The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	nitrogenated enhanced rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	rosewater-soaked experienced rubber cape	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	smartaleck's thinker's Thor's Pliers of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	unsweetened energized purple upside-down candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 18
7711	blurry electrified resourceful water wings for babies	0		Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7712	wobbly beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	decent small Strix stix	2	good	
7714	shaking nippy Jim Carey's beefy vampire pellet	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10
7715	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic mirror non-aged vinegar	1	EPIC	
7716	unsanitized scalpel of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7717	smelly gladiator tunica	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7718	vibrating Roman sadnals	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7719	gravedigger's madius	0		Spooky Damage: +10
7720	olive radiator heater shield of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7721	dry salt wages	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 40
7722	skewed Temple Grandin's centurion helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	wobbly Chroner cross	0		
7724	occult pteruges	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	altered Vulcanized Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 69
7726	magnetized non-cold-filtered Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 54
7727	tarnished Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 48
7728	warmed Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 13
7729	bouncing Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	narrow wobbly transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	spinning Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	narrow Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	gray Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	ghostly Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	mirror Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	teal Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	narrow Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	tumbling reassuring Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	squat beefy Xiblaxian stealth cowl of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	blue personal trainer's Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	shellacked Xiblaxian stealth vest of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	big special spoiled gray Xiblaxian ultraburrito	5	crappy	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	special hand-crafted Xiblaxian space-whiskey	4	EPIC	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	unsweetened They liver	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	bland upside-down They liver popsicle	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	upside-down holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	dehydrated residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	Fonzie's Rosewater's defective Golden Mr. Accessory of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20
7767	upside-down airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	auspicious stanky Personal Ventilation Unit of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	alkaline quadruple-liquefied ghostly spinning the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	thick adequate &quot;meat&quot; stick	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	dehydrated transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	skewed specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	censurious Annie Oakley's pair of plants of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	blurry aromatic MacGyver's curative Sasq&trade; watch	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	healthy forbidden smoker's cloak of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	hardy studded smartaleck's thinker's camouflage T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	liquefied aerosolized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	avaricious deadly heavy-duty clipboard of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	rosewater-soaked ribald hale shellacked battery-powered drill	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	flavorless enchanted upside-down pulsating limp broccoli	3	decent	Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	Usain Bolt's miser's Tesla hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	flattened anodized shaking monkey barf	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	boiled candy	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	green greasy jangly bracelet of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	wobbly cuddly teddy bear of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	executive wool first-aid pouch	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	vacuum-sealed modified tumbling airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	spinning bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	spoiled enchanted initiative shawarma	4	crappy	Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	decent jumbo blurry warm war shawarma	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	bland purple mirror karma shawarma	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Jungle Juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	acceptable Amnesiac Ale	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	perfectly mixed tumbling Highest Bitter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	crafty deadly mercenary pistol	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	cool mercenary rifle of the brute	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	jittery Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	ghostly huge Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	blinking unused soap	0		
7809	ghostly impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tumbling tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	stale seared dino steak	4	decent	
7814	artisanal huge bottle of drinkin' gas	4	EPIC	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	blinking 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	spinning corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	medical-grade Sinatra's iShield of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7825	blurry lion tamer's hardy experienced earbuds	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
7826	yellow reassuring Oprah's deadly iFlail	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
7827	rotten unidentifiable dried fruit	3	crappy	
7828	watered-down lousy flat cider	2	decent	
7829	squat resourceful Fonzie's trench lighter of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	adjusted triple-vacuum-sealed tumbling experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	skewed upside-down narrow GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	blurry special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	spinning special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	blurry special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	upside-down special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	ionized flattened quadruple-altered wobbly red perl necklace	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	anodized diffused double-boiled Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	non-oxidized mirror ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	bite-sized adequate petit fortran	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	stale narrow lime green java cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	toothsome cookie cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	squat MacGyver's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	narrow cyan lard-coated plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	Jim Carey's plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	shellacked plastic Crimbot	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	nasty plastic Crimbomega	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	anodized flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	Usain Bolt's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	wobbly supercool servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	huge gray huge greedy razor-sharp high-energy mining laser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	cyan peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	narrow nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	twirling Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	yellow Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	shaking Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	spinning Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	blurry blinking Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	blinking maroon Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	jittery Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	blurry Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	green Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	jittery Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	red Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	maroon mirror recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	fuchsia pulsating recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	squat recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	cyan recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	Usain Bolt's Size XI Wizard's Robe of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	dry enhanced twirling blurry Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 55
7915	wet irradiated Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 45
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	modified purple spinning BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 27
7918	deionized upside-down Moonds	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 12
7919	super-liquefied improved narrow Big Punk	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 51
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	perfectly mixed bouncing Friendly Turkey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	lousy jittery Agitated Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	artisanal Ambitious Turkey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	enchanted rotten bouncing tumbling neutron lollipop	4	crappy	Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	practically non-alcoholic lousy jittery gamma nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	wobbly cyan sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	upside-down blue Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	altered single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	teal blinking Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	fuchsia sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	red outlaw bandana of the scaredy-cat of temperance of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50
7947	mediocre whiskey in a broken glass	3	decent	
7948	tolerable shot of mescal	4	good	
7949	hand-crafted glass of herbal tequila	3	EPIC	
7950	twirling minin' dynamite	0		
7951	purple supercharged plaid cowboy hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	mirror gray lasso	0		
7953	razor-sharp dangerous rusted-out shootin' iron of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7954	blinking rattler rattle	0		
7955	skewed bag of money	0		
7956	ghostly purple Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	olive even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	upside-down copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	auspicious forbidden Staff of Ed of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	narrow Staff of Fats of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	huge Ka coin	0		
7967	friendly World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	powdered mummified fig	1	good	
7973	boiled blurry mummified loaf of bread	1	good	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 15
7974	compressed mummified beef haunch	1	decent	
7975	tumbling linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	green silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	mirror shaking spirit beer	0		
7980	twirling sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	stanky Sister Accessory of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
7984	ionized galvanized Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 49
7985	blinking Sherlock's veiny parachute	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	lard-coated steel-toed pad	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	Jack Frost's razor-sharp peeler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	red fortified pettipants of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	lime green Herculean panama hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	lime green nippy MacGyver's pulsera	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	nasty flame-wreathed police baton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	jittery perfumed Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's electrified ruddy plus-fours of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: 30, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	supercharged porkpie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	reassuring electrified pepper mill	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	toasty strapping pelerine	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	Herculean sage phantom mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	modified shaking polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	dried powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	improved dry blinking choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	magnetized smart watch	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	deionized augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	jittery mirror executive toy Crimbot mega face	0		Meat Drop: +40, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	chaotic toy Crimbot power glove	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	asbestos-lined toy Crimbot super fist	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	Sherlock's toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Item Drop: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	triple-pressed extra-aerosolized upside-down Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	jittery Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	pulsating Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	mirror lard-coated Jim Carey's deadly Crimbomega drive chain	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	super-flattened blue fitness wristband	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	activated irradiated spinning flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	wet energized and rain stick	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 44
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	rotten Choco-Mint patty	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	artisanal hot mint schnocolate	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	dehydrated wobbly homeopathic mint tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	fuchsia muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	huge foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	green blinking ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	squat antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	blinking Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	Tesla wholesome tope&eacute;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	ghostly extremely unsafe topiary tights of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100
8036	boxer's topiary necktie	0		Muscle Percent: +10
8037	spoiled snack-sized bowl of topioca	2	crappy	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	jittery trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	ghostly rock	0		
8043	narrow blurry Van der Graaf pot	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8044	shellacked spelunking fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 7
8045	Herculean sturdy machete	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
8046	cyan occult shotgun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
8047	wobbly brainy boomerang	0		Mysticality: +5
8049	pulsating censurious mining helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
8050	dog trainer's X-ray goggles	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Luck: +5
8051	squat experienced cape	0		Experience: +2
8052	wobbly Tesla jetpack	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	red spiked boots	0		
8055	smartaleck's pickaxe	0		Moxie Percent: +30
8056	torch	0		
8057	upside-down therapeutic studded [spelunking test kit]	0		Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8058	weightlifter's plasma rifle	0		Muscle: +15
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	smelly sage The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Luck: -6
8061	olive The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	narrow ghostly coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	maroon monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	teal blinking banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	dried cyan	1	EPIC	Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	blinking Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	jittery warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	bouncing janitor sponge	0		
8073	blinking Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	blinking flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's stylish Spelunker's fedora	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	Lo Pan's extremely unsafe Spelunker's whip of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	bouncing tumbling asbestos-lined smelly Spelunker's khakis of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	jittery Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	lime green upside-down LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	red spinning headless sparrow	0		
8090	maroon mangled squirrel	0		
8091	skewed rat carcass	0		
8092	stiffened fortified wicker kickers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	squat teal flame-retardant Jim Carey's wicker slicker	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	wicker knickers of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	avaricious wicker ticker of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	ghostly Oprah's shellacked wicker sticker	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	asbestos-lined wicker clicker of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	diluted mirror twirling wickerbits	1		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	squat family-friendly therapeutic belt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	Rosewater's badge of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	mirror Sherlock's dangerous bowl	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	pulsating ruddy razor-sharp brooch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	censurious breeches of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	upside-down Rosewater's backpack of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	distilled bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	twirling Jim Carey's Van der Graaf anvil	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	knitted friendly akubra	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	bouncing lime green inspector's apron of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	razor-sharp ascot of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	Jim Carey's attache case of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	lard-coated careful accordion	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	altered wobbly aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	Jim Carey's veiny wig	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	avaricious lion tamer's winch crank	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	blinking Oprah's Sinatra's widget	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	squat energetic whisk of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	miser's walker of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	beefcake's waders of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	powdered wobbly flakes	1		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	dangerous gaiters of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	Jeselnik's garland of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	manspreader's gunnysack of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	teal medical-grade garibaldi of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	teal skewed flame-retardant girdle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	Van der Graaf grievous gloves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	pickled shaking smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	foul-smelling fiberglass fetish of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	rosewater-soaked Tesla fiberglass foil	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	yellow up-at-dawn Lo Pan's fiberglass fannypack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	reassuring supercool fiberglass frock	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	upside-down censurious fiberglass fingerguard of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	upside-down inspector's fiberglass fedora of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	modified huge blinking shaking fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	bouncing quilted rubber spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +40
8139	quilted spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +40
8140	crystalline reamer of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
8141	padded macroplane grater	0		Damage Absorption: +20
8142	narrow savvy bastard baster	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8143	cyan greedy obsidian nutcracker	0		Meat Drop: +20
8144	blue talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	personal trainer's glass eye of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
8146	vacuum-sealed pickled energized invisible potion	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 38
8147	narrow time shuriken	0		
8148	Jeselnik's MacGyver's ninjammies of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	magnetized nitrogenated Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 67
8150	electrified quadruple-irradiated sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 28
8151	triple-warmed Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 21
8152	pressed purple polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 13
8153	warmed candy dish	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 18
8154	triple-enhanced Vulcanized denatured Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 48
8155	deionized cyan huge talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 46
8156	skewed check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	teal bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	bouncing half of a tooth	0		
8160	nitrogenated wobbly mouse skull	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 13
8161	anodized modified pressed really thick spine	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 26
8162	auspicious Socratic skullcap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	three-legged pants of courage of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	ghostly wool remaindered axe of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
8165	pulsating low-budget shield	0		
8166	wool cr&ecirc;epy mask of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	rotten upside-down maroon baguette	3	crappy	
8168	skewed glob of icing	0		
8169	Vulcanized quadruple-vacuum-sealed modified ghostly ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 23
8170	altered ionized mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 37
8171	hand-crafted tumbling unflavored wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	Rosewater's sewer snake	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
8174	spoiled pigeon egg	3	crappy	
8175	gravedigger's scorching jaunty feather	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
8176	artisanal premium malt liquor	3	EPIC	
8177	reassuring brown paper pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1
8178	nasty sharpshooter's brown paper bag mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
8179	smooth ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Moxie: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	maroon breadwand of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
8181	Van der Graaf loafers	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	lime green auspicious bread basket	0		Item Drop: +10
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	miser's The Crown of Ed the Undying of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	practically non-alcoholic smooth cyan Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1	awesome	
8189	perfectly mixed weak shaking Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8190	tolerable practically non-alcoholic narrow twirling Orangemageddon wine cooler	1	good	
8191	bad spinning Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	decent	
8192	lousy strong wobbly Citrus Crush wine cooler	5	decent	
8193	half-sized spoiled plain bagel	2	crappy	
8194	half-sized moldy glob of cream cheese	2	crappy	
8195	diet toothsome loaf of soda bread	1	awesome	
8196	bland squat acceptable bagel	3	decent	
8197	thick toothsome standard-issue cupcake	5	awesome	
8198	toothsome huge twirling ultra-deluxe cupcake	10	awesome	
8199	squat hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	spoiled popular tart	3	crappy	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	diffused colloidal purple Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 31
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	executive Sinatra's expensive camera	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	upside-down sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	triple-boiled olive tumbling How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	olive bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	mirror bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	frightening Tesla rigging rope	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	altered nasty snuff	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	purple sewage-clogged pistol of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	Vulcanized flattened twirling beard incense	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	blurry zippy curative perfume-soaked bandana	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	toothsome fancy toxo	3	awesome	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	aged Lemonade-235	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	Da Vinci's boxer's isotophat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	frightening sinister Three Mile Island shorts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	squat executive occult toxic mop	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	ghostly inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	teal lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	manspreader's medical-grade slick backwoods banjo	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	upside-down bouncing grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	reassuring resourceful wholesome ratskin pajama pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	dry chilled turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	double-paned fake washboard of the dark arts of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	wholesome Dinsey's oculus of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	narrow auspicious Dinsey's radar dish	0		Item Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	healthy razor-sharp Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	fuchsia tumbling horrifying curative Dinsey's brain	0		Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	fireproof Dinsey's glove of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	sizzling Tesla Dinsey's pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	upside-down keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	blue keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	narrow blinking keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	upside-down cyan keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	blue complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	prompt lube-shoes	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	skewed trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	rosewater-soaked Rosewater's Dinsey mascot mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	bland Dinsey food-cone	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	hand-crafted Dinsey Whinskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	aerosolized corrupted spinning Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	skewed smooth fannypack of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	teal dog trainer's careful clever garbage sticker of the ox of the cougar of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	flame-wreathed lion tamer's chaotic beefcake's hazmat helmet of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	skewed Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	frozen quadruple-alkaline polarized nasty gum	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 12
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	narrow lion tamer's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	green Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	narrow narrow Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	prompt auspicious greasy hardy miracle whip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	red sphygmayomanometer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	gray twirling tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	spoiled low-calorie unappetizing mayolus	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	adequate uninteresting mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	rotten jumbo acceptable mayolus	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	rotten cyan enticing mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	bland mouth-watering mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	drinkable huge Afternoon Delight	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	modified colloidal Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	improved electrified jittery Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	ghostly shaking Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	enhanced improved boiled Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 63
8287	narrow puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	skewed kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	wobbly boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	flame-wreathed dice ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8291	bouncing asbestos-lined dice belt buckle	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
8292	dice-print pajama pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8293	pulsating spinning rosy-cheeked dice-shaped backpack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
8294	mirror ruddy dice-print do-rag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
8295	hardened dice sunglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
8296	olive Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	super-flattened flattened dice	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 55
8298	maroon pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	blinking bouncing pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	non-corrupted non-galvanized pulsating power pill	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	oxidized triple-galvanized lime green pixel star	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	stale special miniature pixel banana	2	decent	Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	lousy practically non-alcoholic yellow pixel beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	extra-pressed sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 34
8307	denatured jittery &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 41
8308	alkaline oxidized piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 41
8309	deionized improved fuchsia baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 29
8310	ionized aerosolized .epub file	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 21
8311	alkaline blinking BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 45
8312	colloidal tarnished double-pickled hustler shades	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 64
8313	pickled boiled frozen jerky stick	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 44
8314	oxidized deionized costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 29
8315	dry activated enhanced huge muscle oil	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 22
8316	Vulcanized shaking bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 53
8317	quadruple-dry pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 59
8318	dry jittery sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 27
8319	extra-oxidized galvanized blinking jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 32
8320	magnetized cyan one glove	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 38
8321	double-wet energized glove	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 11
8322	polymerized warmed deionized handful of fire	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 50
8323	extra-modified shaking red Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 27
8324	modified spinning disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 60
8325	quantum coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 26
8326	triple-altered mirror conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 65
8327	warmed Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 30
8328	pressed triple-tarnished green icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 45
8329	adjusted deionized blurry smellbook	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 30
8330	denatured activated upside-down maroon assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 15
8331	adjusted extra-wet filthy armor	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 16
8332	modified corrupted twirling plague pie	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 39
8333	quadruple-dry pickled double-ionized batarang	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 68
8334	corrupted magnetized tumbling spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 36
8335	energized maroon grease trap	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 26
8336	modified anodized tumbling shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 17
8337	colloidal magnetized porkpocket	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 16
8338	corrupted nitrogenated Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 39
8339	oxidized warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 59
8340	warmed blinking janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 16
8341	wet squat warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 59
8342	non-pressed pulsating baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 45
8343	extra-tarnished improved carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 67
8344	corrupted unsweetened super-dry bronze polish	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 49
8345	pressed quadruple-anodized crident	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 68
8346	wet moist totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 50
8347	adjusted adjusted blurry spray chrome	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 46
8348	triple-cold-filtered filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 48
8349	diffused pulsating hand of cards	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 34
8350	galvanized corrupted blinking damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 66
8351	pressed lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 41
8352	cold-filtered skeleton beans	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 21
8353	colloidal frozen twirling grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 46
8354	moist ionized nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 58
8355	chilled aerosolized corrupted iron torso box	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 64
8356	tarnished ghostly mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 65
8357	concentrated spinning red radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 60
8358	boiled magnetized jittery jittery x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
8359	improved deionized spinning wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 21
8360	chilled hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 68
8361	liquefied altered child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 27
8362	pickled devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 58
8363	colloidal anodized lime green shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 18
8364	quadruple-quantum twirling alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 47
8365	diffused chilled quadruple-anodized novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 62
8366	anodized green jittery invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 59
8367	alkaline twirling handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 48
8368	tarnished tumbling olive garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 30
8369	deionized electrified plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 43
8370	energized adjusted skewed funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 18
8371	ionized unsweetened purple bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 41
8372	enhanced flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 31
8373	activated captured boozles	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 23
8374	corrupted deionized squat drinks tray	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 41
8375	ionized chilled denatured pulsating eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 51
8376	jittery submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	stale tumbling pixel lemon	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	artisanal fancy watered-down pixel daiquiri	2	EPIC	Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	chilled corrupted power pill	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	polarized ghostly mirror pixel potion	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	tumbling Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	blurry popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	narrow cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	gray huge mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	pulsating hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	squat cyan The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	The Emperor's new hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	lime green resourceful The Emperor's new shirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	blurry shellacked The Emperor's new pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	flame-wreathed wholesome lead pipe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	educational rope of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	ribald coward's wrench	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	baleful candlestick of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	lard-coated Tesla knife	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	revolver of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	pulsating talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	bouncing savory dry noodles	0		
8407	fancy decent pestopiary	3	good	Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 30
8408	flattened flattened vacuum-sealed narrow ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 17
8409	flavorless diet crudles	1	decent	
8410	adequate low-calorie agnolotti arboli	1	good	
8411	normal spaghetti with ghost balls	3	good	
8412	big flavorless succulent marrow	5	decent	
8413	massive spoiled salacious crumbs	9	crappy	
8414	normal super-sized upside-down fusilli marrownarrow	5	good	
8415	snack-sized moldy blue suggestive strozzapreti	2	crappy	
8416	bouncing Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	snack-sized flavorless Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	normal linguini immondizia bianco	3	good	
8420	half-sized adequate shells a la shellfish	2	good	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	squat high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	upside-down 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	bouncing spore pod	0		
8429	upside-down veiny spore pod	0		
8430	tumbling hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	coward's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	maroon LavaCo Lamp&trade; of horror of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	LavaCo Lamp&trade; of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	gray thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	tumbling empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	fuchsia full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	mirror SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	huge wobbly uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	jittery uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	huge capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	bouncing capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	blinking cyan bouncing capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	mirror LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	bouncing crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	fuchsia broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	beefcake's high-temperature mining mask of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	Tesla hale fireproof megaphone	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	special flavorless shaking mineapple	3	decent	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	mediocre Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	normal smelted roe	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	tolerable fancy wobbly lavawater	4	good	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	warmed frozen anodized shaking basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	lavalarva of dire peril of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	veiny smartaleck's lava balaclava of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	huge frosty forbidden basaltamander buckler of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	activated lava globs	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	tasty fancy jittery wobbly gooey lava globs	3	awesome	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	quilted lava-proof pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	banded heat-resistant necktie of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	flame-retardant double-paned Jack Frost's heat-resistant gloves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	rotten small very hot lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	aged fuchsia asbestos thermos	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	Vulcanized tumbling shaking liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	toothsome fuchsia disco biscuit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	smooth triple-distilled pulsating Quaatorade&trade;	10	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	yellow weightlifter's biker's hat of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	skewed skewed frightening smelly chilly feathered headdress	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	frosty electrician's hardhat of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	pulsating Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	mirror narrow Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	huge shaking huge &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	huge one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	lime green New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	fuchsia smooth velvet pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	huge educational smooth velvet shirt	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	Socratic smooth velvet hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	smooth velvet pocket square of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	narrow smooth velvet socks of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	banded smooth velvet hanky	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	green toasty padded The One Mood Ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	spinning Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	skewed Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	ghostly bouncing the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	blue Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	purple Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	tumbling glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	diluted huge shaking narrow SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	double-oxidized yellow labrador cookie	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	banded Herculean Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	smartaleck's grease cannon of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	extra-liquefied liquefied demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	mirror curative wizardly love of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 45, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	red executive sinister wicked Pener's drumstick	0		Spell Damage: 15, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	up-at-dawn resourceful deuce cape	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	scandalous chilly Lavalos's shell of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	twirling gravedigger's smooth velvet bra of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	SMOOCH bracers of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	asbestos-lined SMOOCH kneepads	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	zippy SMOOCH spaulders	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	educational SMOOCH codpiece of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	frosty SMOOCH breastplate	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	jittery superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	bite-sized flavorless lava cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	moldy big pink slime	5	crappy	
8527	ghostly Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	rotten jumbo mirror blurry devil hair pasta	5	crappy	
8530	moldy jumbo spagecialetti	5	crappy	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	spinning good gravy	0		
8533	teal illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	toothsome huge libertagliatelle	6	awesome	
8535	stale massive turkish mostaccioli	9	decent	
8536	moldy spinning linguini of the sea	3	crappy	
8537	boiled corrupted pulsating Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 50
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	pulsating rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	moldy Fettris	3	crappy	
8543	spoiled snack-sized purple narrow fusillocybin	2	crappy	
8544	small rotten prescription noodles	2	crappy	
8545	mixed upside-down pulsating blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	polymerized shaking tumbling green bag of grain	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 44
8547	super-unsweetened dry double-vacuum-sealed pocket maze	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 69
8548	unsweetened boiled shady shades	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 49
8549	flattened tumbling squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 21
8550	normal bouncing weird gazelle steak	3	good	
8551	moldy half-sized sausage without a cause	2	crappy	
8552	flattened unsweetened face paint	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 15
8553	drinkable high-proof emergency margarita	9	good	
8554	high-proof hand-crafted vintage smart drink	8	EPIC	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	ionized Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 28
8559	corrupted ionized spinning tumbling blurry bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 26
8560	irradiated Aerheads	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 62
8561	double-dry mirror Wrotz	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 16
8562	extra-dry tumbling Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 17
8563	electrified narrow fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 34
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	toasty personal trainer's barrel lid of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	twirling electrified barrel hoop earring of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	gravedigger's nippy personal trainer's bankruptcy barrel	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	jittery barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	spinning moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	shaking mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	squat barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	extra-dry tolerable bouncing bottle of Amontillado	5	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	irresponsibly strong smooth blinking barrel-aged martini	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	flavorless gigantic wobbly barrel pickle	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	spoiled teal barrel cracker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dehydrated vibrating mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	powdered blinking mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	arcane researcher's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	squat red strapping Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	barrel gun of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	pulsating barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	adequate fancy mirror mirror water log	3	good	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	cyan perfumed nasty barrelhead	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	electrified crafty bottoms of the barrel	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	green crafty chest barrel of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	up-at-dawn executive double barreled barrel gun	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	pulsating zippy Tesla razor-sharp triple barreled barrel gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	reassuring weightlifter's barrel beryl choker	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	beefcake's barrel beryl nose ring of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	jittery zippy miser's barrel beryl ring	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	purple skewed potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	quantum blurry cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	moist boiled gray cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	enhanced dry skewed cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	boiled cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	aerosolized moist cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	alkaline cyan cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	quadruple-adjusted skewed narrow tumbling cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	electrified dry deionized bouncing cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	warmed chilled jittery olive cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	ionized tarnished cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	boiled cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	energized quadruple-concentrated fuchsia cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	tarnished quadruple-dry pulsating cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	frozen squat cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	activated pressed bouncing cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	pickled cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	denatured quantum improved cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	quantum magnetized nitrogenated cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	moist aerosolized cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	activated non-quantum cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	moist quadruple-magnetized jittery cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	tarnished twirling cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	ionized ghostly cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	distilled cuppa Activi tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	boiled purple squat cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	pressed blinking purple cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	denatured ghostly cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	non-dry super-galvanized enhanced lime green cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	triple-galvanized adjusted shaking cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	frozen corrupted cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	non-dry skewed cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	super-anodized cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	red blinking squat cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	shaking cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	warmed improved cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	aerosolized squat cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	maroon rosewater-soaked fireproof Royal scepter of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	tumbling doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	shaking blue Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	rotten bite-sized huge bowl of eyeballs	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	bite-sized rotten jittery bowl of mummy guts	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	normal big bowl of maggots	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	hand-crafted blood and blood	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	weak tolerable pulsating Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	bad zombie	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	skewed Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	cyan wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	purple auspicious stiffened crown of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	mirror ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	blurry wobbly inspector's friendly hawk of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15
8655	spoiled pulsating hamlet sandwich	3	crappy	
8656	knitted Othello's military jacket	0		Cold Resistance: +3
8657	miser's Othello's dagger	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
8658	Othello's handkerchief of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
8659	alkaline polymerized energized bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 25
8660	grip key	0		
8661	skewed spinning How to Play Othello	0		
8662	aromatic therapeutic ghostly dagger of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8663	watered-down acceptable wobbly ghost beer	2	good	
8664	wobbly scandalous Othello set	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
8665	wobbly rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	inspector's shellacked Yorick of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15
8668	spinning rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	liquefied anodized shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	small decent maroon iceberg lettuce	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	bad ice wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	teal mirror dog trainer's thinker's Wal-Mart snowglobe of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	frightening Wal-Mart nametag of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	toasty shellacked wizardly Wal-Mart overalls	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	pulsating To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	gray The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	red perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	pulsating red blurry The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	bellhop's hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	perfectly mixed ice porter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	non-anodized exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	concentrated quantum shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	shaking hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	olive ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	diluted medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	moldy snack-sized special ice rice	2	crappy	Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	lousy iced plum wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	wool careful sinister training belt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	training legwarmers of the cougar of vim and vigor of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	wobbly greasy training helmet of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	narrow training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	teal training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	wobbly fuchsia X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	narrow self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	dehydrated abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	vaporized pulsating abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	vaporized ghostly mirror teal abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	powdered skewed pulsating abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	mixed ghostly abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	vaporized yellow abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	compressed ghostly huge abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	diluted wobbly abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	diluted bouncing tumbling abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	dehydrated spinning twirling abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	twirling modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	flavorless jittery VYKEA meatballs	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	tolerable VYKEA mead	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	adjusted huge huge VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	blurry VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	bouncing friendly VYKEA hex key of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	wobbly VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	bland big tin of submardines	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	drinkable upside-down bottle of norwhiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	pickled wobbly blue octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	mansplainer's razor-sharp sardine can key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	curative ruddy stiffened norwhal helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	coward's boxer's smooth octolus-skin cloak	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	hand-crafted tumbling perfect cosmopolitan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	aged perfect negroni	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic perfect dark and stormy	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	high-proof bad fancy spinning perfect mimosa	9	decent	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	high-proof lousy perfect old-fashioned	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	mediocre spinning narrow perfect paloma	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	aerosolized magnetized triple-dry jittery That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	quadruple-adjusted Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	diffused upside-down mirror Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	ionized Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	cold-filtered tarnished Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	liquefied super-concentrated Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	super-oxidized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	concentrated pickled communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	diet flavorless gray Crimbo salad	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	adequate lime green bread line	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	mediocre bark rootbeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	special perfectly mixed upside-down pulsating ale	3	EPIC	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	Lo Pan's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	blurry mansplainer's plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	cool plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	blue blinking sizzling plastic Crimborgatron	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	Tesla plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	squat box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	watered-down perfectly mixed Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	blinking skewed Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	galvanized pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	twirling nippy grievous reusable shopping bag of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	executive coarse hemp socks	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	pulsating ribald armband	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	squat iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	avaricious pine cone necklace	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	electrified reindeer hammer	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	prompt elf ploughshare	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	upside-down spinning spinning circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	lime green faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	lime green book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	jittery elven tambourine of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	blinking skewed reindeer sickle of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	twirling face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	blinking face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	yellow Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	lime green huge plastic spoiler	0		
8797	ghostly upside-down bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	blinking bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	narrow bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	upside-down high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	squat high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	cyan experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	maroon fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	olive Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	small flavorless Kudzu salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	vaporized Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Miss Graves' vermouth	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	spoiled twirling The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	vaporized The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	practically non-alcoholic lousy special olive The Mad Liquor	1	decent	Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	high-proof mediocre bouncing Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	special gigantic rotten Mr. Burnsger	10	crappy	Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	twisted red pulsating The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	greedy ribald The Jokester's gun of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	scorching experienced thinker's The Jokester's wig	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	electrified dangerous The Jokester's pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	wet twirling Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	gray basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	olive upside-down domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	pressed robin's egg	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	bland miniature robin flan	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	artisanal skewed bouncing robin nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	olive plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	wobbly exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	boiled blinking pulsating Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 29
8841	double-chilled teal Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 43
8842	activated infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 29
8843	pickled Vulcanized green can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 45
8844	moist galvanized squat The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 65
8845	ionized quadruple-corrupted gray bag of random words	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 62
8846	wet jittery tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 43
8847	quantum spinning red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 23
8848	boiled twirling question juice	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 40
8849	aerosolized huge tube of villain	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 30
8850	ghostly friendly your cowboy boots	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	blinking nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	blinking nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	yellow nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	skewed nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	jittery wobbly inspector's quicksilver ring	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	perfumed frosty thicksilver ring of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	ghostly Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's wicksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	twirling reassuring slicksilver ring of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	pulsating coward's extremely unsafe savvy sicksilver ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	frosty Rosewater's nicksilver ring of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	twirling smooth thinker's ticksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	Sherlock's forbidden Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	ruddy shellacked Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	prompt sizzling dog trainer's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	huge pulsating miser's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	wobbly Fonzie's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	double-paned Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	skewed olive manspreader's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	ribald mansplainer's energetic brainy Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	sizzling thinker's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	normal spinning plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	bland small ghostly plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	super-sized moldy plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	bite-sized flavorless plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	immense moldy bouncing plate of Frigid Northern Beans	6	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	flavorless plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	gigantic adequate narrow plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	9	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	yummy skewed plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	special decent jumbo narrow plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	5	good	Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	normal olive plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	prompt resourceful Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	fireproof Daisy's unclean bloomers of chilblains of doom	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	huge lion tamer's coward's Rosewater's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	tumbling greasy electrified shellacked beefy Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	red Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	scorching wicked Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	dry squat purple poker face paint	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	upside-down gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	cold-filtered colloidal purple triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	quantum wobbly ghost bit	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	quadruple-cold-filtered buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	super-ionized lion musk	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent fuchsia tumbling ghostly bear claw	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	boiled rattler gland	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	activated vacuum-sealed half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	chilled quantum energized pulsating tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	special normal rotting beefsteak	4	good	Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	hand-crafted weak huge firemilk	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	flattened maroon blinking spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	vaporized moomy dust	1		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	aromatic double-paned western-style skinning knife	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	maroon reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	vibrating steel knuckles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	pulsating The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	maroon Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	narrow maroon disc (red)	0		
8926	blue bouncing disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	denatured squat demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	bouncing baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	wobbly grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	bouncing rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	shaking rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	jittery red slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	bouncing sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	cyan upside-down mirror special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	skewed Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	squat prompt Van der Graaf one-gallon hat	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8960	cyan forbidden Rosewater's two-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50
8961	educational stylish three-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1
8962	scorching manspreader's four-gallon hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25
8963	dog trainer's Oprah's five-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1
8964	spinning lime green baleful strapping six-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25
8965	Oprah's boxer's seven-gallon hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
8966	Socratic eight-gallon hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15
8967	narrow grievous nine-gallon hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8968	pulsating asbestos-lined gravedigger's ten-gallon hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
8969	Tesla eleven-gallon hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8970	skewed toy sixgun	0		
8971	purple snake oil	0		
8972	extra-activated pulsating skin oil	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 52
8973	denatured ionized oxidized unusual oil	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 42
8974	ionized enhanced eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 28
8975	skewed exclusive club	0		
8976	ionized chilled mirror cyan patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 29
8977	triple-warmed energized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 17
8978	moist patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 54
8979	corrupted cold-filtered patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 66
8980	Vulcanized extra-energized patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 27
8981	corrupted gray mirror patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 53
8982	quadruple-energized corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 25
8983	weak hand-crafted rodeo whiskey	2	EPIC	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	ribald real cowboy hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
8986	blurry Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	huge Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	tumbling Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	blue do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	compressed purple blurry armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	adequate snack-sized fancy jumping horseradish	2	good	Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	acceptable Sacramento wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	deionized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	olive greedy family-friendly frightening ox-head shield of the wise owl of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	horrifying MacGyver's brawny dented scepter of the detective of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	wobbly mirror fireproof razor-sharp sage very pointy crown of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	gray miser's studded educational battle broom of Gandalf of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	green Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	smelly veiny strapping carpe of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	tumbling fireproof Jim Carey's Fonzie's codpiece of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	knitted smelly occult sinister troutsers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	maroon crafty therapeutic hardened forbidden bass clarinet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	foul-smelling supercharged grievous razor-sharp fish hatchet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 75, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	maroon greasy medical-grade occult tunac of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	frozen magnetized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	lousy bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	pressed warmed blue upside-down high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	fishin' hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	bouncing Sinatra's sonar fishfinder	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	shaking tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	maroon internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	blurry meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	stale jittery gallon of milk	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	Usain Bolt's cool First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: 140, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	shaking high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	fuchsia no spoon	0		
9030	super-sized adequate yellow star salad	5	good	
9031	jittery Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	snack-sized rotten pulsating bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	crappy	
9033	squat Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	adequate browser cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	mediocre weak hacked gibson	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	perfumed Source shades	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	bouncing software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	mirror Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	jittery Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	shaking blue huge Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	pulsating Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	green Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	mirror Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	fuchsia Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	upside-down Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	jittery teal Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	narrow gray Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	spinning Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	huge Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	skewed skewed Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	purple Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	purple spinning blurry Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	frightening hardened sage plastic detective badge of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	family-friendly frightening occult bronze detective badge of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	executive gravedigger's Annie Oakley's detective badge of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	blinking nasty manspreader's razor-sharp sage detective badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	narrow detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	bouncing maroon mansplainer's Lo Pan's Fonzie's detective roscoe	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	energized shoe gum	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	blinking squat cyan family-friendly noir fedora of the wise owl of incineration	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	mirror banded trench coat of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	bad Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	stale immense hardboiled egg	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	Sherlock's frosty medical-grade dance instructor's protonic accelerator pack of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: 35, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	shaking almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	arcane researcher's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	lightning-fast beefcake's bindle	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	fleshy lump of the businessman of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	horrifying smoldering bagel punch of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	brawny ghostly reins of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	stanky derringer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	Newton's Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	yellow family-friendly horrifying Samson's Spookyraven signet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling tie-dyed fannypack	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	burnt snowpants of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 160, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	up-at-dawn standards and practices guide	0		Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	toasty careful chaotic Carpathian longsword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	Liam's mail of the brute of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	family-friendly double-paned gravedigger's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	blinking teal Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	ghostly purification tablet	0		
9102	Wrist-Boy of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
9103	bouncing Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	huge yellow Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	non-irradiated quantum diffused Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 35
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	Vulcanized squat red Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 51
9110	super-concentrated altered Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 64
9111	quadruple-electrified Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 24
9112	oxidized EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 39
9113	deionized irradiated narrow purple Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 14
9114	diffused corrupted The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 32
9115	dry Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 12
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
9118	pulsating Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	artisanal Shot of Kardashian Gin	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	purple Van der Graaf Unstable Pointy Ears	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	upside-down blinking maroon Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	blurry Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	spinning shaking droppable microphone	0		
9126	artisanal weak unidentified drink	2	EPIC	
9127	tumbling Rosewater's KoL Con 13 T-shirt of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
9128	lard-coated Jeselnik's MacGyver's discarded swimming trunks	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
9129	flattened narrow green diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 25
9130	liquefied charisma potion	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 42
9131	olive extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	avaricious lard-coated pistol	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
9133	purple twirling KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	moldy tumbling leftover pasty	4	crappy	
9135	lousy weak very whiskey	2	decent	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	bouncing blinking lime green jittery li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	upside-down li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	mirror twirling li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	upside-down li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	super-cold-filtered colloidal tumbling hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	modified teal Prunets	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 56
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	quadruple-galvanized enhanced cyan invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	warmed denatured invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	narrow li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	delicious raw sweet potato	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	jumbo normal mirror raw beans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	enchanted spoiled raw stuffing	3	crappy	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	half-sized bland raw cranberry sauce	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	spoiled blue raw turkey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	bland raw mincemeat	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	tasty miniature raw potato	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	decent bite-sized raw gravy	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	tasty half-sized raw bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	blurry pulsating Jeselnik's hale mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	family-friendly wool glass casserole dish of the boozehound	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	stanky slick can opener	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	dehydrated spinning turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	blurry fuchsia friendly glass pie plate of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	ghostly lion tamer's hardened potato masher	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	stale sweet potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	decent snack-sized special bean casserole	2	good	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	decent miniature baked stuffing	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	flavorless cranberry cylinder	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	stale ghostly thanksgiving turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	delicious mince pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	spoiled fancy mashed potatoes	3	crappy	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	diet moldy warm gravy	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	delicious wobbly bread roll	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	enchanted miniature tasty leftovers	2	awesome	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	rotten pulsating leftovers sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	chilled triple-colloidal jittery eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	mediocre fancy weak eldritch extract	2	decent	Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	energetic Official Council Aide Pin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	smooth practically non-alcoholic eldritch distillate	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	powdered gray eldritch essence	1		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	spinning quilted Science Notebook	0		Damage Absorption: +40
9197	personal trainer's eldritch hat of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	MacGyver's Rosewater's thinker's eldritch pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	mediocre practically non-alcoholic eldritch elixir	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	personal trainer's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	mirror lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	mirror sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	mirror The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	shaking Temple Grandin's ball and chain	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	gingerbread tophat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	blurry gingerbread waistcoat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	huge vibrating gingerbread trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	MacGyver's dangerous candy dress shoes of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	gravedigger's supercool brainy candy necktie	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	ghostly blurry reassuring chocolate pocketwatch of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	lime green broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	ghostly interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	skewed squat ghostly gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	skewed spinning sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	snack-sized adequate skewed animal part cracker	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	bad gingerbread wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	small adequate gingerbread mug	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	gingerbread mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	jittery fireproof resourceful gingerservo of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	cold-filtered Vulcanized tainted icing	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	spinning green stylish gingerbeard	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	squat gray inspector's gingerbread hoodie of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	spinning mansplainer's Annie Oakley's gingerbread pistol	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	lime green flame-wreathed marzipan briefcase of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	narrow fireproof creme brulee torch	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	huge Lo Pan's candy crowbar	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	sharpshooter's candy screwdriver of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	energized twirling gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	supercharged Samson's gingerbread gavel	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	tumbling huge gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	delicious watered-down ginger beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	anodized dry diffused industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	pressed tumbling fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	delicious high-end ginger wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	healthy plastic bad vibe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	shellacked plastic angry vikings	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	fortified plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	cyan manspreader's plastic Your Brain	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	narrow Rosewater's plastic Krampus	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	double-denatured alkaline Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	improved Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	deionized alkaline tarnished Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	delicious tiny spiritual candy cane	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	triple-distilled tolerable bouncing spiritual eggnog	9	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	spoiled spiritual fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	half-sized adequate blinking spiritual gingerbread	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	jittery My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	bouncing blinking Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	blurry gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	deionized diffused rock candy	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	moldy huge pulsating green-iced sweet roll	9	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	pulsating chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	squat no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	spinning chaotic baleful Third Eye	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	gravedigger's forbidden Krampus Horn	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	rotten big hambrosier	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	acceptable chakra-mental wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	improved chakra malt	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	bland pulsating Black Angus blackburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	delicious wobbly brandy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	energized moist corrupted blue potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	educational boxer's bad vibroknife	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	ghostly Herculean crystal belt buckle of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	razor-sharp saffron antaravasaka of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	huge skewed gray smelly padded saffron uttarasanga	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	jittery pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	Da Vinci's Uncle Crimbo's hat of James Dean of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	adequate Eldritch snap	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	vaporized hot jelly	1		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	diluted blurry jelly	1		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	boiled upside-down jelly	1		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	altered huge blue sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	diluted upside-down blinking stench jelly	1		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	small flavorless shaking toast with hot jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	adequate tumbling toast with jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	adequate toast with jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	bland massive toast with sleaze jelly	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	adequate jumbo toast with stench jelly	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	skewed pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	medical-grade stiffened wax hand	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	quilted candle of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	stale snack-sized wax pancake	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	wax face of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	lousy practically non-alcoholic ghostly wax booze	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dehydrated olive sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	small spoiled sea truffle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	narrow tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	pulsating Fonzie's recovered cufflinks	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	yellow heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	chilled dry deionized LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	chilled LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	frozen ionized LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	Jeselnik's vibrating Newton's LOV Eardigan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	hardened educational LOV Epaulettes of the glutton	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	slick brainy strapping LOV Earrings	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	twirling LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	diluted gray LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	asbestos-lined LOV Elephant	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	energetic eldritch scanner	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	extra-colloidal eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	gravedigger's Samson's eldritch hammer of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	normal green eldritch mushroom	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	squat eldritch ichor	0		
9334	rotten half-sized shaking eldritch mushroom pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	spinning eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	denatured eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	ghostly Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	huge Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	pulsating Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	blurry pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	fuchsia bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	purple elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	maroon blinking shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	wobbly squat bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	squat bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	bouncing baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	ghostly slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	fortified lousy literal grasshopper	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	artisanal blinking double entendre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	mediocre Phlegethon	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	practically non-alcoholic smooth Siberian sunrise	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	drinkable practically non-alcoholic fuchsia mentholated wine	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	delicious fuchsia low tide martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	artisanal spirit-forward shroomtini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	bad watered-down morning dew	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	weak artisanal skewed whiskey squeeze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	bad high-proof great fashioned	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	acceptable Gnomish sagngria	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	tolerable spirit-forward vodka stinger	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	triple-distilled smooth extremely slippery nipple	10	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	lousy piscatini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	tolerable Churchill	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	watered-down mediocre soilzerac	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	mediocre London frog	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	boozy acceptable nothingtini	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	weak smooth eighth plague	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	perfectly mixed single entendre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	hand-crafted narrow yellow reverse Tantalus	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	artisanal practically non-alcoholic elemental caipiroska	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	high-proof bad Feliz Navidad	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	drinkable distilled Bloody Nora	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	irresponsibly strong acceptable moreltini	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	drinkable mirror hell in a bucket	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	practically non-alcoholic delicious Newark	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	drinkable purple R'lyeh	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	mediocre Gnollish sangria	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	perfectly mixed vodka barracuda	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Mysterious Island iced tea	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	drinkable drive-by shooting	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	watered-down hand-crafted gunner's daughter	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	watered-down tolerable ghostly dirt julep	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	lousy Simepore slime	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	hand-crafted bouncing Phil Collins	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	pulsating toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	spinning rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	twirling gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	ghostly Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	pulsating alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	blurry alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	stale edible alien plant bit	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	jittery ghostly alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	boiled alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	mirror red blinking alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	rotten alien meat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	narrow complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	blue fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	distilled bouncing alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	concentrated alien medicine	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	miniature moldy alien salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	hand-crafted alien booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	auspicious extremely unsafe alien mask of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	perfumed stanky Rosewater's alien spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	alien blowgun of the brute of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	scorching extremely unsafe alien loincloth of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	supercharged Samson's brawny alien totem	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	Jeselnik's mansplainer's Rosewater's alien necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	bouncing spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	maroon spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	teal asbestos-lined coward's spants	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	zippy Fonzie's spant shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	cyan spant shoulderpads of vim and vigor of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	squat auspicious extremely unsafe spant backplate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	twirling baleful spant spear of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	upside-down murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	squat murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	pickled colloidal olive murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	hale boxer's murderbot mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	enhanced murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	squat skewed miser's energetic murderbot whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	huge scandalous murderbot plasma rifle of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	shaking Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	tumbling Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	lime green Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	purple Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	small normal Aldebaran sardines	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	weak perfectly mixed pulsating Centauri fish wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	pickled spinning oxygen	1		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	sharpshooter's studded Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	shaking lime green censurious greasy Spacegate military insignia	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	blinking ribald stanky Temple Grandin's Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	rotten alien sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	upside-down glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	oxidized enhanced wobbly tumbling Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 20
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	corrupted Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	pickled cold-filtered ghostly bouncing Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	diffused liquefied twirling Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	corrupted Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	polarized corrupted ghostly Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	oxidized Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	altered Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	delicious half-sized Affirmation Cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	ghostly License To Kill	0		
9488	maroon Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	cyan Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	energized Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 29
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	spinning suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	bouncing scandalous Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of vim and vigor of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	hand-crafted mirror basic martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	lousy irresponsibly strong narrow improved martini	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	mediocre pulsating splendid martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	huge tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	mirror gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	red inspector's dangerous plastic gundam of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	tumbling wobbly License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	blinking Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	narrow Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	stale jumbo meteoreo	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	acceptable blurry meadeorite	4	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	skewed gray meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	meteortarboard of James Dean of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	mirror Sherlock's censurious meteorite guard of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	avaricious crafty meteorb	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	deadly asteroid belt of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	resourceful Sinatra's educational meteorthopedic shoes	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	narrow lard-coated nippy dance instructor's shooting morning star	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	green meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	wobbly Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	mirror perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	twirling genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	clever ruddy blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	blurry pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	shaking pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pulsating squat pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pulsating pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	fuchsia pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	tumbling tumbling xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	red exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	twirling purple X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	drinkable enchanted practically non-alcoholic DUFRESNE Suds	1	good	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	olive medical-grade mafia pinky ring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
9547	watered-down delicious flask of port	2	awesome	
9548	Jack Frost's curative contract enforcement stick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9549	rotten Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	acceptable huge jug of booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	galvanized shaking pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	cold-filtered huge temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	dried twirling glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	pickled quantum new habit	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	Socratic Rosewater's pearl necklace of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	huge amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	yellow amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	fuchsia blinking toasty chilly brawny protection stick of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9563	triple-ionized twirling roll of meat	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 69
9564	beefy mafia thumb ring of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
9565	enhanced activated blurry green cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	frosty quilted mafia middle finger ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	blinking zippy avaricious lion tamer's boxer's steel drivin' hammer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20
9568	wobbly cyan piece of steel	0		
9569	padded mafia pointer finger ring of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	huge friendly worksite credentials	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
9571	tumbling rosewater-soaked hale stylish wizardly negotiatin' hammer	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
9572	olive pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	strapping mafia wedding ring of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
9576	huge hale mafia organizer badge	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	huge transparent nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	rotten super-sized unfinished fruitcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	energized green and cracker	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	hand-crafted watered-down neg grog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	normal ghostly half double fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	gigantic decent huge hushed puppy	8	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	bite-sized decent narrow muffled muffuletta	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	low-calorie bland shushed potatoes	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	wobbly censurious plastic mime functionary	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	green upside-down skewed pulsating wholesome plastic mime scientist	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	foul-smelling plastic mime soldier	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	upside-down lion tamer's plastic mime executive	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	tumbling mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	narrow temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	vacuum-sealed skewed maroon wishbone	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Racisto Ruidoso	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	adequate bran muffin	3	good	
9598	decent snack-sized blueberry muffin	2	good	
9599	blurry silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	ghostly silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	huge silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	maroon silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	upside-down silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	squat silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	blinking silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	maroon skewed wobbly silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	blinking silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	fuchsia silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	practically non-alcoholic lousy stale cheer wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	decent super-sized stale Cheer-E-Os	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	red cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	aromatic groovy cheerful antler hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	rosewater-soaked supercharged cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	squat vibrating cheerful pajama pants of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	blinking blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	spinning blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	yellow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	ghostly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	delicious irresponsibly strong twirling ghostly executive mime flask	9	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	yummy nega-mushroom	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	artisanal weak nega-mushroom wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	energized non-diffused Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	massive moldy mime army rations	9	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	mediocre mime army wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	modified blinking mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	triple-vacuum-sealed pressed huge fuchsia mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	miming beret of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	twirling dog trainer's baleful miming shirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	zippy Herculean miming corduroys	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	personal trainer's miming boots of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	reassuring Samson's miming gloves	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	teal God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	twirling donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	skewed donated candy	0		
9665	magnetized deionized aerosolized huge digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	arcane researcher's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	medical-grade mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	groovy mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	narrow mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	pulsating mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	sizzling wicked mime army infiltration glove	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	pulsating mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	pulsating blinking cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	moldy half-sized extra-toasted half sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	acceptable mulled hobo wine	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	teal burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	blurry twirling careful steel-toed burning paper hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	Sherlock's groovy burning cape of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	up-at-dawn healthy grievous burning paper slippers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	scorching padded deadly burning paper jorts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	MacGyver's burning paper crane of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	green January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	upside-down deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	pulsating wicked broken champagne bottle of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	tinsel tights of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	skewed manspreader's slick beefy wad of used tape	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	twirling avaricious personal trainer's wizardly silent nightlight of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	chilled pickled yellow sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 21
9697	frozen pickled Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 23
9698	galvanized anodized hot button candy	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 59
9699	auspicious foul-smelling Jim Carey's makeshift garbage shirt	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	MacGyver's arcane researcher's novelty monorail ticket	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	distilled pills	1		
9702	boiled squat squat furry pill	1		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 25
9703	powdered blinking beefy pill	1		
9704	compressed squat gray excitement pill	1		
9705	powdered blurry vitamin G pill	1		
9706	mixed blinking lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	distilled dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	huge Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	squat upside-down Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	shaking blurry They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	manspreader's hardy genie's turbane	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	crafty genie's scimitar of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	rock-hard educational genie's pants	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	shaking Oprah's Socratic genie's bracers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	lard-coated smooth psychic's circlet	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	foul-smelling Rosewater's psychic's crystal ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	gray clever stylish psychic's pslacks	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	shaking gravedigger's forbidden psychic's amulet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	decent shaking heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	super-sized moldy Swedish massage fish	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	watered-down tolerable Third Base	2	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Bustle Hustler	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	flattened huge Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	flattened quadruple-unsweetened Bettie page	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	denatured skewed tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	super-adjusted polymerized non-deionized heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	narrow heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	blurry eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	jittery skewed Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	upside-down upside-down Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	spinning Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	dry spinning rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 58
9744	corrupted corrupted huge mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 57
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	magnetized wet extra-pressed rhinestone	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 38
9747	green 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	bouncing twirling metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	shaking bronze	0		
9751	twirling piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ghostly ginseng	0		
9754	wobbly educational Team Avarice cap	0		Experience: +1
9755	manspreader's Team Sloth cap	0		Monster Level: +10
9756	yellow stanky Team Wrath cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
9757	Mu cap of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
9758	squat Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	squat Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	upside-down Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	huge Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	squat red Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	squat Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	pulsating Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	purple Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	teal Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	squat Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	jittery ghostly Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	narrow Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	pulsating Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	tumbling Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	mirror jittery Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	blue Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	cyan ghostly Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	bouncing gray Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	huge Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	twirling Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	spinning Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	yellow Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	red shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	mirror amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	maroon razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	dehydrated magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	altered gray brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 35
9830	distilled glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	dried upside-down scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	boiled pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	denatured bouncing blue lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 50
9834	powdered shaking gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	skewed FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	jittery supercharged FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	resourceful FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	huge purple Jeselnik's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	squat blue aromatic dangerous &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tumbling tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	twirling LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	mirror faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	skewed druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	blinking to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	wet extra-colloidal yellow universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	twirling LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	tumbling FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	immense stale upside-down FantasyRealm turkey leg	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	watered-down bad FantasyRealm mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	red nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	red arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	upside-down grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	bland druidic s'more	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	mixed huge sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	tolerable triple-distilled mourning wine	8	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	blinking mirror map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	twirling map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	massive moldy denastified haunch	9	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	special watered-down artisanal upside-down bad rum and good cola	2	EPIC	Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	triple-Vulcanized Vulcanized Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	Usain Bolt's veiny educational leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	rock-hard boxer's Master Thief's utility belt of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	careful Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	stanky resourceful healthy Dragonscale breastplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	blurry fuchsia Annie Oakley's Newton's belt of Ogrekind of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	crafty supercool The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	twirling twirling greasy smartaleck's nozzle of the Phoenix of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	perfumed occult slick the Archwizard's briefs	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	extremely unsafe the Ley Incursion's waist of the brute of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	skewed mansplainer's medical-grade shield of the Skeleton Lord of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +15, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	huge maroon resourceful razor-sharp ring of the Skeleton Lord of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	sizzling toasty wholesome scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	dog trainer's Van der Graaf fortified deadfall branch of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9894	up-at-dawn smelly rosy-cheeked experienced cool Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	huge notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	bad skewed two meat muck	3	decent	
9899	bland jumbo twirling chocolate Ogre Chieftain	5	decent	
9900	flavorless chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	4	decent	
9901	bland chocolate Spider Queen	3	decent	
9902	delicious hipster cocktail	4	awesome	
9903	blurry God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	bouncing God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	olive God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	skewed G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	purple A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	rotten spinning good guava	3	crappy	
9916	artisanal twirling gin and ginger	3	EPIC	
9917	upside-down Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dried maroon huge gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	improved triple-polymerized jittery Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	altered Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	modified cyan bouncing Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	huge blinking Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	skewed Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	pulsating dog trainer's dance instructor's Brutal brogues of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	fuchsia wobbly wobbly aromatic foul-smelling Tesla vibrating Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	blurry purple bouncing perfumed gravedigger's occult Nouveau nosering of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	wet sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	boiled boiled teal huge boiling broth	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	deionized cyan interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	skewed Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	ghostly Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	careful rosy-cheeked extremely unsafe PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	pulsating gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	perfectly mixed shaking Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	bouncing neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	veiny pentagram bandana of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	skull ring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	rotten PB&J with the crusts cut off	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	fireproof energetic dorky glasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	Annie Oakley's brawny ponytail clip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	pickled skewed Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	wobbly razor-sharp cosmetic football	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	avaricious lion tamer's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	blinking lion tamer's pump-up high-tops	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	electrified electrified runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	hardy noticeable pumps of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	delicious weak everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	shaking lion tamer's veiny denim jacket	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	shellacked strapping ratty knitted cap	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	mirror ghostly intimidating chainsaw of horror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	artisanal party beer bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	tasty twirling sweet party mix	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	mixed party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	skewed Jeselnik's Fonzie's party pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	flame-retardant resourceful brainy party whip	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	shaking Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	acceptable distilled TRIO cup of beer	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	bland huge mirror party platter for one	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	distilled Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	lightning-fast aromatic party crasher	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	blurry Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	blinking party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	wobbly latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	ghostly Jack Frost's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	shaking blurry snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	mirror friendly grievous snakeskin thighboots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	horrifying experienced snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	experienced snakeskin jacket of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	shaking jittery slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	blue blinking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	lightning-fast slime waders of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	aromatic ruddy healthy slime fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	Tesla curative razor-sharp slime knuckles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	spinning government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	jittery lightning-fast smooth government-issued slacks of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	government-issued eyeshade of Tarzan of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	skewed crafty arcane researcher's government-issued necktie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	purple strapping mutant arm of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: 25, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	upside-down family-friendly personal trainer's mutant legs of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	purple mansplainer's razor-sharp sage mutant crown	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	bland ghostly ectoplasm	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	bland	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	perfectly mixed bottle of vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	moldy pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	mediocre martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	adequate squat cherry pie	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	acceptable eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	ghostly glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	miniature flavorless fancy Hell ramen	2	decent	Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	tolerable watered-down twirling maroon gimlet	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	drinkable jittery twice-haunted screwdriver	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	snack-sized rotten candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	smooth weak teal runny fermented egg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	bland oldcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	thick decent traditional Crimbo cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	narrow plastic wild beaver of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	plastic reindeer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	lime green skewed plastic Caf&eacute; Elf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	narrow pulsating grievous plastic orphan	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	experienced plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	mirror lime green yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	wobbly Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	Sinatra's stylish pristine walrus tusk	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	double-paned knitted scorching Staff of Frozen Lard of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: 8, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bouncing huge bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	super-sized stale jittery lime green grilled mooseflank	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	normal special moosemeat pie	4	good	Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	curative balanced antler	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	wholesome dam	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	acceptable olive beavermouth	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	lousy lime green mirror beaver punch (papaya)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	weak hand-crafted squat beaver punch (peach)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	mediocre watered-down beaver punch (cherry)	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	tumbling Canadian lantern of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	wobbly red Herculean muskox-skin cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	spinning Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	diet stale wobbly glass of raw eggs	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	acceptable blurry punch-drunk punch	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	boiled mirror body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	upside-down greasy bauxite beret	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	wobbly experienced bauxite boxers	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	olive healthy bauxite bow-tie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	tumbling Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	ghostly prompt asbestos-lined stylish Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of Tarzan of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	normal sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	green Usain Bolt's perfumed red-hot sausage fork	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	jittery bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	mirror jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	mediocre bouncing beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	moldy miniature shaking yule gruel	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	weak drinkable hot watered rum	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	artisanal bottle of Crimbognac	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	moldy gigantic Crimboysters Rockefeller	10	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	powdered bouncing huge Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	shaking Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	twirling green Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	huge olive Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	cyan squat bouncing Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	Jeselnik's therapeutic Crimbolex watch of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	narrow Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	aromatic strapping hand-knitted Crimbo socks of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1
10082	blinking deadly sage chalk chlamys	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	stiffened boxer's chalk chain	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	mirror bouncing hardened brawny chalk chalice	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	Annie Oakley's shellacked chalk chinos	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	brainy chalk chapeau	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	wool slick chalk choker	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	diluted chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	electrified candy chalk	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 57
10090	deadly arcane researcher's marble maebari	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	skewed lard-coated marble mantle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	perfumed marble magnet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	narrow bouncing Sinatra's marble mignonette bowl of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	padded extremely unsafe marble medallion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	narrow groovy smooth marble mariachi hat	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	compressed marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	deionized dry Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 66
10098	upside-down supercharged sinister punching bag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	wobbly reassuring pith helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	frightening mansplainer's poncho	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	dog trainer's pendant of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	mirror palazzos of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	tumbling padded pseudoaccordion of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	powdered blurry pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	vacuum-sealed non-boiled ghostly Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 31
10106	lime green aromatic quilted terra cotta truss	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	Da Vinci's terra cotta trousers of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	coward's slick terra cotta tongs	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	ghostly medical-grade thinker's terra cotta train	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	Jeselnik's nippy terra cotta tie tack	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	manspreader's experienced terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	vaporized terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	warmed dry narrow purple wobbly terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 19
10114	greedy velour voulge of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	double-paned supercharged velour vambraces	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	dog trainer's clever velour veil	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	jittery wholesome velour viscometer of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	prompt velour valise of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	rosy-cheeked velour vaqueros of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	mixed velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	warmed colloidal liquefied Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 52
10122	narrow curative supercool glass suspenders	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	scandalous electrified glass shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	stanky sizzling glass stetson	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	miser's groovy glass spectacles	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	ghostly wool sinister glass shiv	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp glass serape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	denatured huge ghostly glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	super-electrified huge hard candy	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 38
10130	wobbly auspicious Jeselnik's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	sizzling fortified loofah lei	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	green stanky loofah lederhosen of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	coward's loofah ladle of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	supercharged loofah legwarmers of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	spinning lightning-fast loofah lavalier of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	mixed loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	polarized shaking chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
10138	horrifying stiffened flagstone flag	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	huge lightning-fast flagstone flail of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	resourceful wizardly flagstone flip-flops	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	family-friendly quilted flagstone fez	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	olive extremely unsafe flagstone fleece of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	family-friendly rock-hard flagstone fringe	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	modified flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	double-adjusted super-alkaline red Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 31
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	twirling red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	groovy cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	super-alkaline moist tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	pickled jittery prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	fuchsia Lo Pan's tailored vest	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	steel-toed elf army poncho	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	snack-sized tasty bouncing elf army field rations	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	mirror gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	narrow cyan Sherlock's veiny discarded bowtie	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	hand-crafted fancy martiny	3	EPIC	Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	oxidized mirror licorice snake	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 52
10161	dry concentrated ghostly virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 53
10162	dry twirling mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 49
10163	ionized warmed bouncing government-issued candy	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 18
10164	moist Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 64
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	lime green grievous Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blinking blood bag	0		
10169	moldy bloodstick	3	crappy	
10170	mediocre fortified bottle of Sanguiovese	5	decent	
10171	half-sized spoiled actual blood sausage	2	crappy	
10172	mediocre jittery upside-down mulled blood	4	decent	
10173	bland purple blood snowcone	3	decent	
10174	aged ghostly Red Russian	3	awesome	
10175	stale blood roll-up	3	decent	
10176	lousy bottle of blood	4	decent	
10177	rotten blood-soaked sponge cake	3	crappy	
10178	delicious vampagne	3	awesome	
10179	adequate plain snowcone	3	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	purple money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	blinking Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	teal bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	shaking skewed PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	bouncing PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	ghostly red knitted horrifying PirateRealm eyepatch of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	twirling skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	red squat Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	cyan recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	mirror tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	blurry Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	spoiled crabsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	perfectly mixed pulsating bottle of dark rhum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	acceptable irresponsibly strong bottle of extra-dark rhum	9	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	drinkable bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	dry pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	coward's forbidden conquistador's breastplate	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	double-paned frightening pirate pantaloons	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	pulsating arcane researcher's sage pirate radio ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	normal snack-sized pineapple slab	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	adequate hibiscus petal	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	double-concentrated lime green jittery tumbling huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	twisted narrow ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	lime green Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	compressed narrow pewter shavings	1		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	narrow Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	narrow electrified plush sea serpent	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	tasty tiny twirling pirate fork	1	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	energetic piratical blunderbuss of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	skewed gravedigger's sharpshooter's PirateRealm party hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	tolerable Island Landslide	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	artisanal Island Thunderstorm	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	fancy lousy wobbly Island Hurricane	3	decent	Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	hand-crafted high-proof blinking Skull Punch	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	hand-crafted Electric Punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Smuggler's Punch	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	watered-down mediocre Scorpion Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	watered-down bad Turtle Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed Cobra Bowl	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	censurious friendly Da Vinci's vampyric cloake of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	modified chilled one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 27
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	olive intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	scorching vibrating rosy-cheeked Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	mirror Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	blinking toasty Jim Carey's mansplainer's Annie Oakley's therapeutic rock-hard occult personal trainer's Samson's supercool weightlifter's hewn moon-rune spoon	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: 40, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	blinking Jeselnik's grievous personal trainer's Beach Comb	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	gray small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	squat cyan etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	polymerized frozen purple magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	chilled tarnished skewed cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	triple-Vulcanized nitrogenated gray seashell	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	concentrated seashell	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	altered super-aerosolized seashell	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	gray bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	bad bottle of sea wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	mixed blurry kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	shaking toasty crafty studded baleful grievous Fonzie's driftwood hat of chilblains of the brazier of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	twirling prompt rosewater-soaked nippy clever Da Vinci's driftwood pants of the wise owl of James Dean of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	Temple Grandin's careful Lo Pan's hardened padded slick beefy driftwood bracelet of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	wobbly aromatic resourceful sage waders	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	twirling up-at-dawn lion tamer's supercool spearfish fishing spear	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	lightning-fast flame-retardant forbidden rabbitfish fin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	shaking piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	blinking auspicious Samson's pirate cutlass of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	scorching smartaleck's tricorn hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	Lo Pan's hale swash buckle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	skewed blue meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	wobbly prompt meteorite earring of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	cyan scorching supercharged Herculean meteorite necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	stanky sizzling dangerous meteorite ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	vacuum-sealed red Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 68
10290	unsweetened unsweetened triple-quantum shaking chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 41
10291	fuchsia dangerous personal trainer's driftwood beach comb of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	shaking Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	pulsating stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	fireproof Herculean experienced whittled tiara	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	Sinatra's whittled shorts of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	gray Sherlock's wicked whittled flail of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	blinking ghostly sharpshooter's deadly strapping whittled wand	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	rosewater-soaked aromatic dance instructor's whittled flute	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	brawny whittled bear figurine of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	fortified Rosewater's smooth whittled owl figurine	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	zippy crafty Fonzie's whittled fox figurine	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	Lo Pan's slick beefy whittled walking stick of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	massive adequate squat campfire hot dog	9	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	bland campfire baked potato	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	snack-sized rotten campfire s'more	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	super-sized fancy normal red campfire beans	5	good	Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	normal gray campfire stew	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	extra-vacuum-sealed energized leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 12
10310	blue blinking rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	teal campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	bouncing upside-down signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	spoiled pulsating space chowder	3	crappy	
10321	lousy weak space wine	2	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	pulsating packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	maroon Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	shaking fireproof Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of dire peril of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	blue diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	spoiled fancy wobbly bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	crappy	Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	low-calorie adequate flan del mar	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	decent gigantic Baja sopapilla	10	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	plastic Mer-kin baker of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	scorching plastic sea elf	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	huge plastic yuleviathan of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	brainy plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	wobbly greedy plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	decent twirling mana-coated yams	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	special normal small blurry mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	good	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bland tiny bouncing mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	moldy mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	mirror human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	Vulcanized jittery patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	altered mirror huge industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	nitrogenated aerosolized squat bouncing green unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	twisted tumbling huge vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	powdered a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	super-wet concentrated organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	hand-crafted enchanted irresponsibly strong boot flask	9	EPIC	Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	wet unsweetened shaking infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	vaporized lime green jittery fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	rotten immense purple guffin	7	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	dehydrated red twirling ghostly Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	diluted spinning green non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	non-electrified tarnished polymerized blurry peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	modified blinking Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	wet wobbly extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	lime green envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	boiled upside-down wobbly livid energy	1		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	narrow micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	dried upside-down beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	vibrating forbidden oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	huge hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	improved maroon narrow concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	corrupted flattened liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	skewed map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	shaking greasy Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	ghostly Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	cyan soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	deionized salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	squat avaricious Sinatra's ribbon candy ascot	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	jittery maroon moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	jittery intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	squat shellacked anemoney clip	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	wobbly runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	vaporized super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	ribald extremely unsafe Newton's icing poncho	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	wet improved adjusted glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	green stanky sinister Mer-kin rollpin	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	fuchsia personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	gray tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	tasty snack-sized bowl of mernudo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	hand-crafted fishelada	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	diet bland ojo de pez burrito	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	narrow waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	narrow huge waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	hale nutcracker hat of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	red blurry manspreader's groovy nutcracker waistcoat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	executive Da Vinci's nutcracker pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	tumbling auspicious sage nutcracker boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	gray greasy beefcake's nutcracker sword	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	rosewater-soaked supercool nutcracker drumstick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	careful rock-hard nutcracker beard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	slick nutcracker cape	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	Annie Oakley's electrified nutcracker epaulets	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	rotten red upside-down salt plum	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	flavorless snack-sized and bean	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	vibrating steel-toed forbidden kelp-holly gun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	Yuleviathan necklace of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	chaotic hardy peppermint spine	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	Van der Graaf healthy soggy elf shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	resourceful Crimbylow-rise jeans of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	rosewater-soaked kelp-holly drape of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	medical-grade veiny wicked Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	stale tempura and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	watered-down perfectly mixed salt plum sake	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	anodized dry narrow upside-down green pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	pressed unsweetened almond	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 33
10429	flattened handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	mirror bouncing shellacked studded Retrospecs of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	shaking red spinning unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	wobbly Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	scandalous stanky occult brainy Powerful Glove of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	upside-down enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	wobbly perfumed wool Drip harness of the detective	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
10442	squat beefy drippy truncheon	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
10443	squat Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	huge stale wobbly drippy nugget	9	drippy	
10446	watered-down tolerable glass of drippy wine	2	drippy	
10447	rotten diet wobbly drippy caviar	1	drippy	
10448	spoiled red drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	strapping drippy stake	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	ghostly drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	narrow coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	yellow super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	polarized bouncing fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 69
10459	adjusted healthy juice	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 25
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	maroon work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	cape of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
10467	tumbling hale razor-sharp back shell	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	twirling huge Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	spinning Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	bony back shell of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	double-altered blooper ink	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 58
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	tumbling plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	gray Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	huge free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	yellow free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	teal immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	bouncing colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	spoiled blurry mushroom filet	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	mixed tumbling squat mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	hand-crafted squat mushroom whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked wizardly mushroom cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	ribald Socratic experienced mushroom shield of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	Jeselnik's Lo Pan's mushroom pants of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	prompt horrifying Jim Carey's mushroom badge of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	spinning pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	chilled fuchsia piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	sizzling kettle bell	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	green frosty glued-together crystal ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	sizzling martini dregs	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	tumbling bouncing flickering flashlight of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	padded crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	Sinatra's outmoded fidget toy	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	nasty flimsy ski pole	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	wizardly discarded finger painting	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	ghostly steel-toed pizza box	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	jittery nippy wicked chipped coffee mug	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	skewed jittery drippy grub	0		
10516	blinking drippy bezoar	0		
10517	upside-down Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	huge drippy ichor	0		
10519	spinning drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	narrow drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	blinking drippy stein	0		
10525	spirit-forward drinkable drippy pilsner	5	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	gray gory drippy orb of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
10531	jittery tumbling olive annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	curative hale Guzzlr tablet	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	shaking wobbly Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	shaking Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	frightening Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	bad olive Ghiaccio Colada	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	hand-crafted Sourfinger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	tolerable Nog-on-the-Cob	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	tolerable spirit-forward fancy Steamboat	5	good	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	smooth triple-distilled Buttery Boy	6	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	dog trainer's supercharged clown car key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	wobbly sage batting cage key of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	teal clever veiny aqu&iacute; of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	blue tumbling scorching strapping knob labinet key of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	stanky rosy-cheeked brawny weremoose key	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	savvy peg key	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	brainy kekekey	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	pulsating Socratic rabbit's foot key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	Lo Pan's wizardly knob shaft skate key	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	extremely unsafe Sinatra's weightlifter's ice key	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	twirling anchovy can key of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	fuchsia prompt cactus key of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	lime green ribald Rosewater's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	treasure chest key of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	green dog trainer's curative demonic key of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	manspreader's key sausage	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	frightening savvy knob treasury key	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	baleful slick scrap key of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	tumbling lightning-fast chilly rose key	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	Socratic music box key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	flame-retardant chaotic actual skeleton key	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	huge yellow horrifying hardened deep-fried key of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	foul-smelling chilly discarded bike lock key	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	pulsating Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	huge Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	improved bouncing marshroom	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 65
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	mirror Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	boiled polarized salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 21
10577	energized writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 46
10578	moist red gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 62
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	huge dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	scorching resourceful birch battery	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	teal lightning-fast greasy wizardly ebony epee	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	rock-hard weeping willow wand of terror of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	blurry miser's fireproof supercool beechwood blowgun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	wobbly bouncing Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's maple magnet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	bouncing inspector's foul-smelling hemlock helm of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	maroon sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	nippy resourceful balsam barrel of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	green redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	ionized chilled redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	rosewater-soaked steel-toed purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	zippy wool Jim Carey's electrified Da Vinci's wormwood wedding ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	ghostly Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	frosty ert grey goo ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	upside-down Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	energized aerosolized Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	improved colloidal bouncing Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	skewed Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	tasty bouncing Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	colloidal Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	twirling shellacked sage Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	skewed coward's hardy Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	shaking inspector's lion tamer's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	skewed jittery Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	bouncing blinking Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	purple frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	gray nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	purple skewed greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	blue onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	upside-down onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	narrow onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	cyan alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	upside-down alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	shaking greedy foul-smelling steel-toed Cargo Cultist Shorts of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	jittery complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	lousy flask of moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	blurry Sherlock's gravedigger's sizzling sea-worn candlestick	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	bouncing Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	liquefied flattened null-day exploit	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	squat flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	small rotten chocolate chip muffin	2	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	mirror Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	pulsating packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	bouncing gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	tarnished denatured dry fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	anodized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	energized cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	pressed ghostly overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	warmed boiled maroon spinning hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	moist teal spinning hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	shaking Book of Old-Timey Carols of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	wobbly nasty Crimbo smile	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	modified galvanized blurry ghostly candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	ionized quantum ghostly jittery sugar	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	polarized diffused multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	upside-down pulsating fireproof plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	gray blurry lard-coated plastic multi-level marketer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	blurry razor-sharp plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	upside-down plastic Mirth of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	huge plastic Penny of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	pulsating neck wreath	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	mansplainer's shining star cap	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	nativity shorts of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	squat careful vibrating myrrh pouch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	beefcake's frankincenser of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	manspreader's experienced gilded trumpet	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	lion tamer's &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	gray wine carrier of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	resourceful candy bucket	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	colloidal corrupted non-polarized narrow prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	liquefied aerosolized imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	ionized quantum gray hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	blue government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	spinning Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	bouncing bouncing Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	bouncing gray Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	bouncing lime green mirror food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	blinking candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	Oprah's Da Vinci's fruit bat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	tinsel orb of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	family-friendly coward's snowpack	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	stanky Satan hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	frightening rock-hard Crimbo stockings	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	narrow ribald wicked poncho de azucar	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	olive The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	fuchsia The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	blue The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	squat The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	upside-down jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	decent half-sized and pepper (stale)	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	bad blinking cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	bad barrel-aged eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	spoiled hand-crafted candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	snack-sized delicious drive-thru burger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	lousy Boulevardier cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	pressed enhanced Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	moldy tiny bowl full of jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	perfectly mixed weak bouncing Eye and a Twist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	extra-polymerized extra-ionized tarnished Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	blue digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	huge fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	skewed emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	red spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	ghostly robo-battery	0		
10736	jittery Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	mirror twirling power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	altered battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	pickled corrupted ghostly battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	diffused cold-filtered battery (D)	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	oxidized enhanced shaking bouncing battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	chilled corrupted green tumbling battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	concentrated wet twirling pulsating battery (car)	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	blinking twirling cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	spinning marshmallow	0		
10747	artisanal weak marshmallow bomb	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	skewed shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	altered short beer	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	flattened concentrated unsweetened cyan short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	improved short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	improved nitrogenated extra-corrupted wobbly short glass of water	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	flattened denatured yellow mirror short	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	jittery Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	blurry quantum of familiar	0		
10759	rock-hard familiar scrapbook of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	upside-down packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	Jack Frost's nippy stiffened fedora-mounted fountain	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	horrifying hardy sombrero-mounted sparkler of horror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	blinking avaricious wool therapeutic porkpie-mounted popper	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	ghostly rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	olive skewed rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	moldy big fire crackers	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	upside-down Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	nippy boxer's Catherine Wheel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	mansplainer's deadly rocket boots	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	ghostly sharpshooter's Rosewater's sparkler	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	non-improved Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	double-energized The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	irradiated concentrated activated Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	dry double-flattened blinking Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	tarnished Vulcanized blinking Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	zippy medical-grade extra-large utility candle	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	censurious beefy runed taper candle	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	pulsating foul-smelling fortified novelty sparkling candle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	aromatic rock-hard Abracandalabra	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	greasy scandalous extra-wide head candle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	quantum adjusted unsweetened natural magick candle	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	electrified polarized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	dry teal banana candle	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	double-colloidal ear candle	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	electrified super-wet gray votive of confidence	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	gravedigger's water candle	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	spinning B. L. A. R. T. of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	squat shaking literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	narrow packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	mansplainer's resourceful Oprah's Fonzie's stylish strapping industrial fire extinguisher	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	jittery The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	shaking bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	Tesla Oprah's Daylight Shavings Helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	enchanted eggwater	1	EPIC	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	decent bread man	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	small bland plain candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	stale flour cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	lard-coated plastic food lab	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	therapeutic plastic nog lab	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	friendly plastic chem lab	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	family-friendly plastic primary lab	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	green energetic plastic Cheer Core	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	fuchsia wool supercool groovy ice crown	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	jeans of Tarzan of doom of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	blurry razor-sharp Rosewater's cool ice wrap	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	snack-sized stale tofu pop	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	bland narrow bouncing bowl of prescription candy	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	stale half-sized fishcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	spoiled bone broth	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	spoiled snack-sized star pop	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	drinkable blinking Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	artisanal ghostly Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	drinkable ghostly teal Doc's Limbering Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	acceptable blinking Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	modified squat pulsating Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	denatured narrow pulsating Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	pickled huge Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	vaporized Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	cold-filtered quadruple-galvanized bouncing narrow anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	cold-filtered moist anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	alkaline concentrated anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	colloidal triple-cold-filtered improved anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	warmed energized anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	wet ionized upside-down upside-down anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	hand-crafted upside-down Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	special flavorless bread pie	3	decent	Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	mediocre clear Russian	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	twirling Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	blinking Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	narrow gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	jittery flame-wreathed cozy scarf	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	normal huge Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	denatured shaking purple fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	weightlifter's third ear	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	wobbly Socratic peppermint-scented socks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	narrow projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	jittery green huge depleted Crimbonium football helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	blurry mirror synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	rotten &quot;caramel&quot;	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	blinking perfumed self-repairing earmuffs	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	purple carnivorous potted plant of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	curative yule hatchet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	rotten lab-grown meat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	forbidden fleece	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	blue wobbly boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	blue cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	wool Samson's can of mixed everything of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	jittery Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	rotten small meatball	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	jittery refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	denatured mirror fried air	1		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	powdered astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 5
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	hardy hale smooth magnifying glass	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: 70, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted huge void lager	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	adequate void burger	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	blurry supercool Rosewater's slick void shard of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	huge cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	wobbly combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	dangerous combat lover's locket	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	yellow skewed grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	wholesome studded occult unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	galvanized ionized emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	blurry Temple Grandin's survival knife	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	studded crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	banded headlamp	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	narrow stanky chilly arcane researcher's thermal blanket	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	medical-grade atlas of local maps	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	galvanized wet spare battery	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	Vulcanized single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	non-adjusted flattened tarnished upside-down gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	jumbo fancy adequate 20-lb can of rice and beans	5	good	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	stale expired MRE	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	flavorless cool mint precipice bar	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	moldy carrot cake precipice bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	horrifying arcane researcher's June cleaver	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	lousy Dad's brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	skewed skewed grievous teacher's pen of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	rotten bite-sized fire-roasted lake trout	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	big stale guilty sprout	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	horrifying careful mother's necklace	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	denatured trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	oxidized energized savings bond	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	tumbling designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	pickled sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	spinning dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	skewed greedy pterodactyl rifle	0		Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	narrow dinosaur dart	0		
10941	electrified unsweetened Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 11
10942	green dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	frosty camouflage vest	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	red skewed valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	ghostly dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	resourceful clever awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Maximum MP: 70, Item Drop: +5
10948	Samson's reflective vest	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
10949	dog trainer's dinosaur	0		Experience (familiar): +1
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	purple tumbling packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	blinking Jurassic Parka of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	squat boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	wobbly autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	pressed autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	artisanal fancy extra-dry skewed AutumnFest ale	5	EPIC	Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	wool Oprah's deadly autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	green shaking miser's autumn debris shield of dire peril of horror of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	normal autumn-spice donut	4	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	super-magnetized pulsating autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	tumbling prompt inspector's perfumed autumn leaf pendant	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	boiled autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	nitrogenated corrupted modified huge autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	mediocre spinning Oopsie IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	squat Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	moldy ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	decent fuchsia Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	snack-sized stale roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	normal St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	moldy wobbly Pete's wiley whey bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	enchanted adequate Pete's rich ricotta	4	good	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	hand-crafted weak ghostly Boris's beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	bland honey bun of Boris	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	small flavorless Boris's bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	stale purple baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	special toothsome narrow plain calzone	4	awesome	Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	normal roasted vegetable focaccia	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	bland low-calorie Pizza of Legend	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	diet tasty bouncing Calzone of Legend	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	teal Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	snack-sized rotten Deep Dish of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	spinning teal drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	bouncing government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	pulsating red sinister prohie's hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	energized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	jittery frosty Charleston shoes of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	sage rare oboe of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	spinning bouncing knitted bullet necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	adequate swamp haunch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	gator shades of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	tumbling milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	artisanal Charleston Choo-Choo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	watered-down bad Velvet Veil	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	hand-crafted Marltini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	smooth Strong, Silent Type	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	high-proof hand-crafted Mysterious Stranger	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	lousy Champagne Shimmy	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	pulsating shellacked thinker's ceramic cestus	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	huge smelly ceramic centurion shield of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	twirling shellacked hardened ceramic celery grater	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	shaking dangerous ceramic celsiturometer of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	rosewater-soaked greasy ceramic cerecloth belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	upside-down lard-coated Jeselnik's curative ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	mixed wobbly mirror maroon ceramic scree	1		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	non-polymerized lime green jittery extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 55
11028	avaricious curative boxer's chiffon chevrons	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	Sherlock's fortified extremely unsafe chiffon chapeau	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	blinking Da Vinci's thinker's chiffon chamberpot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	scorching toasty veiny chiffon chemise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: 30, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	dance instructor's smartaleck's beefcake's chiffon chakram	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	yellow wobbly auspicious vibrating hardy chiffon chaps	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	boiled shaking fuchsia blurry chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	super-enhanced narrow chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 36
11036	huge stale chocomotive	6	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	adequate diet freightcake	1	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	lousy cabooze	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	gray plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	purple coward's plastic passenger car	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	executive plastic dining car	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	perfumed padded plastic coal car	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	lime green slick plastic locomotive	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	upside-down pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	concentrated ghostly Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 30
11051	tarnished blurry yellow Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 28
11052	nitrogenated warmed flattened lime green twirling Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 53
11053	quantum Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 24
11054	warmed altered blurry Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 25
11055	quadruple-tarnished blinking Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 41
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	maroon ping-pong ball	0		
11058	Trainbot harness of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	teal jittery Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	banded padded stylish head-mounted Trainbot	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: 120, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	narrow flame-retardant steel-toed Newton's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	crafty shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	perfectly mixed tumbling dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	upside-down Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	decent olive honey-drenched ham slice	4	good	
11071	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed teal mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1	EPIC	
11072	jumbo decent Crimbo food scraps	5	good	
11073	ghostly arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	blurry blinking table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	bouncing pulsating maroon Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	bland steamed oyster	3	decent	
11079	blurry really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	huge steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	perfectly mixed Crimbosmopolitan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	rotten jumbo fuchsia Crimbo dinner	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	narrow ghostly overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	cyan The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	gray wizardly grubby wool hat of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
11093	blue Socratic grubby wool scarf of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
11094	pulsating wicked beefcake's grubby wool trousers of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
11095	perfumed frightening rosy-cheeked studded grubby wool gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic jittery gray nice warm beer	1	EPIC	
11098	green grubby woolball	0		
11099	spinning twirling Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	tumbling narrow groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	denatured ghostly fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	spinning lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	mirror molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	squat hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	wobbly stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	snack-sized stale pixel bread	2	decent	
11113	practically non-alcoholic tolerable pixel whiskey	1	good	
11114	shaking pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	corrupted ionized mirror glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	concentrated unsweetened mushroom	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	quadruple-pickled blue five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	flavorless super good fruit	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	denatured cyan energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	nippy banded hot pepper	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	dry diffused out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	super-altered deionized nitrogenated maroon fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	cold-filtered frozen blurry flapper fly	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	smooth watered-down shot of wasp venom	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	warmed energized bouncing filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	nitrogenated non-enhanced jittery shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	alkaline anodized tarnished pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	cold-filtered unsweetened jittery pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	blinking hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	Vulcanized wobbly angry agate	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	improved diffused ghostly lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	decent half-sized special shadow sausage	2	good	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	pulsating toasty fortified shadow skin	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	unsweetened wobbly shadow flame	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	immense delicious shadow bread	8	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	cyan shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	lousy purple shadow fluid	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	huge shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	aged distilled shadow venom	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	dried spinning mirror shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	Van der Graaf MacGyver's shadow stick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	pulsating wool mansplainer's bat paw	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1
11148	wicked uncursed bat paw	0		Spell Damage: +5
11149	skewed executive careful weightlifter's goblin cape	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +40
11150	cyan uncursed goblin cape of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
11151	wobbly greedy sage dragon wishbone	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
11152	miser's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Meat Drop: +10
11153	curative brawny stats of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11154	skewed sizzling uncursed stats	0		Hot Damage: +10
11155	energetic razor-sharp arcane orb	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20
11156	wobbly razor-sharp uncursed arcane orb	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11157	slick machete	0		Moxie: +10
11158	uncursed machete of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	gravedigger's mansplainer's strapping medallion	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10
11162	frosty uncursed medallion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	huge The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	blinking Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	spinning shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	pulsating shaking shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	bouncing shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	spinning Rosewater's slick shadow chef's hat of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	jittery narrow up-at-dawn dog trainer's shadow trousers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	purple fireproof quilted shadow hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	jittery maroon executive double-paned frosty shadow monocle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	tumbling shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	delicious gigantic shadow hot dog	7	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	enchanted perfectly mixed pulsating shadow martini	4	EPIC	Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	mixed huge olive shadow pill	1		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 25
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	boiled shadow candy	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 38
11189	cyan replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	shaking replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	blurry dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	cyan replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	Sherlock's stanky wizardly replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	gray boxer's replica bottle-rocket crossbow of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	jittery greedy double-paned rosy-cheeked replica navel ring of navel gazing of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	tumbling knitted gravedigger's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	greasy Annie Oakley's replica haiku katana of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	shaking replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	flame-retardant double-paned savvy replica Elvish sunglasses of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	jittery replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	spinning replica stone sphere	0		
11209	ghostly flame-retardant sage replica Greatest American Pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	red shaking fireproof banded replica Juju Mojo Mask of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
11212	blurry sizzling sage replica Operation Patriot Shield of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	double-paned forbidden replica plastic vampire fangs of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	stylish replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Moxie: +25, Drops Items
11217	ghostly replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	shaking replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shaking shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	blue coward's Rosewater's Cincho de Mayo of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: 0, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	purple blurry dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	tumbling replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	blurry replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	squat spinning replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	tumbling replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	red replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	bouncing replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	huge replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	banded replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	fireproof manspreader's Oprah's educational replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
11242	rosewater-soaked scandalous stanky curative personal trainer's educational smooth replica hewn moon-rune spoon of wisdom of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	wobbly replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	lard-coated Rosewater's replica Powerful Glove of James Dean of dire peril of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	medical-grade fortified experienced replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11246	up-at-dawn double-paned scandalous rock-hard replica industrial fire extinguisher of chilblains of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: 12, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	greasy arcane researcher's replica Jurassic Parka	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	twirling replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	fuchsia replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	lightning-fast stanky coward's baleful replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	prompt hardy Newton's beefcake's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	Usain Bolt's pro skateboard	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	teal Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	ghostly Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	narrow Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	upside-down Sherlock's rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe Newton's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	upside-down Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	blinking Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	squat VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	liquefied chilled scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	fuchsia twirling Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	alkaline magnetized squat scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	tumbling Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	acceptable enchanted Sexy Cosmo	3	good	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	huge blurry Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	lightning-fast educational red-soled high heels of terror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	stale cyburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	ncle leg of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
11287	upside-down smooth rutabuga bag of James Dean	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3
11288	Fonzie's mesquito proboscis	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
11289	fuchsia ghostly brawny senate fly thorax	0		Muscle Percent: +20
11290	flattened adjusted upside-down ghostly bug juice	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 68
11291	spider leg of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
11292	crafty beetle antenna	0		Maximum MP: +10
11293	purple personal trainer's mantis skull	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11294	irradiated polarized chitin powder	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 30
11295	wobbly experienced daddy shortlegs leg of temperance	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11296	jittery Newton's stylish birdybug antenna	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3
11297	squat censurious kilopede skull of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11298	double-galvanized squat wobbly haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 50
11299	double-Vulcanized chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 21
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	ghostly boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	normal spinning watermelon	4	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	decent miniature waffle	2	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	ribald cat o' nine teeth of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	mansplainer's boxer's tooth cap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	greedy knitted toothy trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	diet moldy yellow banana split	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	mediocre bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	jittery Jack Frost's baywatch of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	wobbly Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	upside-down Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	twisted concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 10
11329	boiled shaking meat	1		
11330	boiled upside-down fuchsia sparkling orb	1		
11331	twisted spinning hardening cream	1		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 25
11332	compressed ghostly pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 10
11333	upside-down book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	skewed LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	pickled twirling sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 62
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	ghostly rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	spinning rake	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	shaking forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	wobbly day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	blinking twirling tumbling extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	tumbling jittery sizzling chilly autumnal aegis	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	irradiated polymerized green distilled resin	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	red squat upside-down super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	blue horrifying wicked impromptu torch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	bouncing Jack Frost's nippy fig leaf	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	smoldering drape of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	huge smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	zippy dog trainer's grievous Socratic leaf crown of chilblains of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	normal pulsating leafy browns	3	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	quantum deionized teal autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	diffused coping juice	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	Jack Frost's thinker's candy cane sword cane of the wise owl of the brazier of the early riser	0		Mysticality: 30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	blinking wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	blurry Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	pulsating security automa-core	0		
11371	shaking narrow clerical automa-core	0		
11372	fuchsia handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	bouncing mirror Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	toothsome blinking pickled bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	thick moldy salted mutton	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	tasty purple corned beet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	mirror pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	red pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	squat pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	jittery crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	moldy peppermint donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	rosy-cheeked Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	stylish Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	blurry military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	mediocre watered-down tumbling pulsating bouncing Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	blinking blue Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	blurry Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	greasy Crimbuccaneer lantern of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	gray smooth Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	jittery Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	mirror Elf Guard commandeering gloves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	wet oxidized Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	twirling Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	yellow chilly lion tamer's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	jittery asbestos-lined Elf Guard insignia (general) of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	acceptable Crimbow Rainbo	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	red sage Elf Guard broom of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	maroon knitted Jim Carey's Fonzie's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	shaking Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	tolerable triple-distilled old-school pirate grog	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	flavorless jumbo narrow grog nuts	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	blinking lion tamer's savvy sawed-off blunderbuss of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	smooth huge huge officer's nog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	flavorless fancy blurry sundae ration	3	decent	Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	rotten peppermint tack	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	snack-sized normal whalesteak	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	ribald whalegun of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	pulsating green manspreader's stiffened sinister Elf Guard clipboard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	blurry stylish pegfinger	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	acceptable watered-down and claret	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	frightening Elf Guard and beret	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	fireproof shipwright's hammer of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	scorching Sinatra's smooth gunwale	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	fuchsia family-friendly Rosewater's cool Kelflar vest	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	enhanced cyan whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	Newton's Crimbuccaneer runebone of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	jittery cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	green brainy beefcake's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	shaking tumbling miser's strapping Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	experienced Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	flame-retardant gravedigger's Socratic massive wrench	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	MacGyver's brown pirate pants of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	cyan wobbly Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	blinking The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	foul-smelling chilly hardy wholesome deadly Elf dessert spoon of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	Elf Guard SCUBA tank of the empath of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	teal Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	narrow avaricious reassuring free boots	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	bouncing greedy friendly curative Elvish underarmor	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	supercharged supercool Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	normal pulsating sugarplum ration	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	delicious fancy gingerbread nylons	4	awesome	Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	tasty big rum-soaked fruitcake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	tasty small lime	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	small normal lime green gingerbread pirate	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	big rotten fruit-stuffed rumcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	artisanal mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	perfectly mixed Swedish coffee	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	high-proof tolerable wobbly canteen of eggnog	8	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	irresponsibly strong mediocre jittery hot wine	10	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	acceptable upside-down Jamaican coffee	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	perfectly mixed tumbling flask of egggrog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	skewed Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	acceptable irresponsibly strong wobbly yule grog	10	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	huge rotten wet tack	7	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	super-sized yummy spinning whalecake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	teal perfumed hale smooth gunwale whalegun	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	irresponsibly strong mediocre and claret	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	skewed lime green trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	mansplainer's Newton's Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	wholesome sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	flame-wreathed supercharged replica Elf Guard medal of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	squat prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	red mirror zippy executive Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	skewed frightening careful Sinatra's barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	censurious steel-toed Crimbuccaneer nose ring of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	huge Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	wobbly lime green Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	blinking Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	dry bouncing military candy cane	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 24
11503	denatured unsweetened groggipop	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 26
11504	crafty weightlifter's moss mace	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	family-friendly beefy moss megaphone	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	upside-down Sherlock's clever moss medal	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	Usain Bolt's slick moss mitre	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	Herculean moss mantle of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	ruddy moss marlinspike of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	pickled moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	modified moss floss	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 28
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	blurry adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	squat adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	ghostly adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	boiled adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	nitrogenated mirror adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 37
11520	resourceful sinister crepe paper phrygian cap of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	maroon Annie Oakley's deadly crepe paper parachute cape of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	twirling greasy crepe paper pie clip of chilblains of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	frightening personal trainer's smartaleck's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	shaking personal trainer's stylish crepe paper plunge camisole of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	wobbly aromatic resourceful crepe paper polka charm of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	vaporized red skewed crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	colloidal chilled blurry huge crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 14
11528	jittery steel-toed petrified wood war pike of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	mansplainer's petrified wood waist protector of the empath	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	savvy smooth petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	jittery greedy petrified wood water purifier of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	curative grievous petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	skewed up-at-dawn petrified wood walking pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	modified skewed petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	ionized squat petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 16
11536	boozy artisanal cybeer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	blue ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	mirror wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	twirling inspector's knitted Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	boxer's Elf Guard war standard of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	bouncing in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	narrow censurious stanky spring shoes of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	galvanized jittery ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	non-pickled crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	blue smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	yellow biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	tumbling quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	bouncing quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	shaking huge quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	Sinatra's motion sensor	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
11559	teal focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	wobbly packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	lard-coated therapeutic Everfull Dart Holster	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	teal Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	fuchsia inspector's sizzling vibrating curative Apriling band helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	teal scandalous sinister dangerous Herculean Apriling band saxophone	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	zippy fortified stylish Apriling band quad tom of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	foul-smelling nasty clever Apriling band tuba of bravery of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: 15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	maroon rosewater-soaked deadly arcane researcher's Newton's thinker's Apriling band staff of terror	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	small stale yam	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	special drinkable yam martini	4	good	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	bad watered-down sweet potato o' mine	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Southern yam	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	watered-down smooth sweet potato punch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	decent mirror Mayam spinach	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	small spoiled pulsating narrow yam and swiss	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	huge shaking Usain Bolt's rock-hard banded yam cannon	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	spinning yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	lion tamer's hardy furry yam buckler of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	red censurious fireproof Annie Oakley's yamtility belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	normal yam slider	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	rotten yam mayo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	moldy yam burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	green aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	massive stale mini kiwi	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	lime green veiny experienced mini kiwi bikini of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	fancy lousy weak mini kiwitini	2	decent	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	gray pulsating mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	careful wizardly mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	massive rotten mini kiwi digitized cookies	10	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	artisanal fancy mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	4	EPIC	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	Vulcanized upside-down mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	cold-filtered maroon jittery mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	rosewater-soaked mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	blinking boxer's mini kiwi icepick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	ionized modified mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	wobbly protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	bouncing protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	upside-down protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	bouncing protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	MacGyver's messenger bag RNA of the storm of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +7
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	blue proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	normal bacteria bisque	4	good	
11619	big moldy ciliophora chowder	5	crappy	
11620	spoiled shaking cream of chloroplasts	3	crappy	
11621	ghostly synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	huge flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	upside-down lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	green extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	gray untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	upside-down horrifying sharpshooter's Van der Graaf strapping tearaway pants of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	skewed baby bodyguard	0		
11632	teal Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	distilled lousy squat Colera Peste Nebbiolo	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	squat boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	wobbly Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	therapeutic blade of dismemberment	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	lime green structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	upside-down miser's wool extremely unsafe embers-only jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	spinning Temple Grandin's bembershoot	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	massive decent wheel of camembert	7	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	twirling smelly sharpshooter's hat of remembering of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	bouncing soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	teal boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	knitted wool bat wings of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: 4, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	wool strapping monocle on a stick	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	baleful experienced plastic pipe	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	skewed Fonzie's Da Vinci's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	huge bow tie of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	Lo Pan's dance instructor's fake huge beard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	jittery Sherlock's Newton's astronaut helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	perfumed feather boa of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	rosy-cheeked Sheriff badge of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	medical-grade brawny Sheriff pistol	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	coward's Sheriff moustache of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	cyan prompt rock-hard photo booth supply list	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	wobbly peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	huge tie-dye headband	0		
11674	decent special diet whirled peas	1	good	Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	yummy peaza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	modified gray drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	boiled bouncing fuchsia Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	red quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	tarnished pea brittle	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	bad peasco	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	stale skewed piece of cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	blurry Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	blue huge TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	olive sinister deft pirate hook of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	wicked weightlifter's iron tricorn hat	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	Temple Grandin's jolly roger flag	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	mirror blinking pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	acceptable weak tankard of spiced rum	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	fortified aged tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	fuchsia governor's daughter's lace collar of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	banded governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	prompt governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	spinning harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	wool chili powder cutlass	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	spoiled Aztec tamale	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	groggles of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	bouncing knitted frosty silky pirate drawers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	unsweetened polymerized huge peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	irresponsibly strong artisanal hard cocoa	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	rotten lime green salmagumdi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	shaking flame-retardant plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	reassuring plastic St. Patrick	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	sizzling dog trainer's plastic Colonel Brando	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	banded plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	skewed red plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot; of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	ghostly ghostly Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	bouncing Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	flavorless coney haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	boiled dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	drinkable moai toai	3	good	
11725	educational moaiball of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	aerosolized four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	red mirror mansplainer's potato jacket of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	blurry Sinatra's military orb of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	Vulcanized anodized cyan tumbling rum ball	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 24
11733	teal gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	reassuring baleful gravyskin hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	razor-sharp thinker's gravyskin buckler	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	pulsating lard-coated deadly gravyskin skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	gravedigger's sizzling gravyskin pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	warmed energized crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	decent big room scale bean casserole	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	skewed ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	mirror therapeutic groovy cool perfect Christmas scarf	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	rosewater-soaked padded snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	liquefied quantum squat LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	Sherlock's wool Congressional Medal of Insanity of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	cyan pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	aged Easter grasshopper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	drinkable Irish eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	bad strong canteen of jungle juice	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	watered-down acceptable blue turchucken	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	artisanal triple-distilled mechanically-mulled cider	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	watered-down acceptable shaking holiday trip around the world	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	decent miniature chocolate ostrich egg	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	normal beef and cabbage	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	miniature spoiled candy rations	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	decent purple double-candied yams	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	rotten bouncing fuchsia Christmas ham	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	delicious holiday smorgasbord	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	pulsating Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	MacGyver's bejazzled eyepatch	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	shaking Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	skewed narrow How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	spinning moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	ghostly fuchsia greasy groovy egg gun of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	lime green Oprah's hardy boxer's army helmet of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	skewed huge napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	tasty Thanksgiving ration	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	watered-down tolerable Easter eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	powdered clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	greasy cool nylon Christmas stockings of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	diffused blurry deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	Annie Oakley's crafty McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	dog trainer's sinister McHugeLarge left pole of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	narrow manspreader's Da Vinci's savvy McHugeLarge right pole	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	bouncing friendly fortified McHugeLarge left ski	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	manspreader's McHugeLarge right ski of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	pulsating 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	diluted bouncing eXpand	1		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	shaking cyan brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	narrow dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	skewed dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	olive dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	skewed dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	skewed cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	squat retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	squat pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	boiled tumbling psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	blurry twirling dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	jittery dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	squat upside-down dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	gray blinking SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	blue OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	teal STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	spinning insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	cyan mirror parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	teal ghostly ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	shaking tumbling ninja carabiner	0		
11833	cold-filtered oxidized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 27
11834	flattened oxidized blurry iDrops	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	pulsating new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	shaking blinking toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	tumbling bouncing scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	narrow Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	pulsating plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	blurry stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	cyan phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	spinning carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	tumbling mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	squat assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	maroon Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	mixed scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	weak acceptable pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	modified phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	maroon crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	tumbling upside-down bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	dehydrated gray leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	normal Heck ramen	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	stale massive burrito	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	bite-sized moldy small beer brat	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	jumbo bland jittery peach pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	adequate incredible mini-pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	watered-down tolerable Divine sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	watered-down tolerable tangarita sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	lousy spinning gimlet sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	watered-down hand-crafted pulsating vodka stratocaster sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	distilled tolerable upside-down prussian cathouse sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	hand-crafted fortified special upside-down Mon Tiki sidecar	5	EPIC	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	gravedigger's educational April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	altered wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	weak artisanal Three Sheets to the Wind	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	enchanted normal low-calorie pile of wet dates	1	good	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	blurry wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	narrow grievous wet shower cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	avaricious wet shower shoes	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	narrow executive wet shower shorts	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	double-activated twirling wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	irradiated wet paperback	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	dangerous wet shower radio	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	birthday bloon of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11903	magnetized dry jawwetter	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 35
11904	bouncing gray Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	narrow Oprah's veiny wizardly Peridot of Peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	crafty terrycloth turban	0		Maximum MP: +10
11907	ghostly wool jockey's hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11908	wobbly wizardly sharpshooter's hat	0		Mysticality: +25
11909	twirling MacGyver's extra-tight skullcap	0		Maximum MP: +100
11910	sturdy pith helmet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
11911	cyan ghostly bishop's mitre of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11912	studded tin foil hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11913	tumbling flame-retardant construction hardhat	0		Hot Resistance: +1
11914	occult imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	olive flame-wreathed stylish bycocket	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Damage Absorption: +4, Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Maximum HP: +2, Maximum MP: +2, Hat Drop: +2, Cold Damage: +1, Spooky Damage: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	gray Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	jittery exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	medical-grade stiffened Axis helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11925	fortified smooth Axis fatigues	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60
11926	ruddy rock-hard Axis suspenders	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
11927	blinking stolen artifact	0		
11928	blinking really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	razor-sharp Allied Radio Backpack of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	jittery red orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	squat green ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	half-sized stale Skeleton Wars rations	2	decent	
11938	mediocre maroon skeleton war fuel can	3	decent	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	pulsating M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	blinking resourceful dance instructor's boxer's Allied Forces insignia	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	huge Axis codebook	0		
11948	anodized warmed Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	pulsating boxer's bully badge	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	green time cop top hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	denatured cyan mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	adequate snack-sized toast with mixed berry jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	decent pulsating cup of sugar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	small yummy Susie's cupcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	chaotic sinister the gun of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	watered-down delicious jittery wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	chilly undersea surveying goggles	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	drinkable narrow Ocean-Touched Rum	3	good	
11964	dried water-logged pill	1		
11965	yummy kelp puck	4	awesome	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	jittery green sea gel	0		
11971	vacuum-sealed diffused upside-down octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 40
11972	spinning durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	bouncing packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	sharpshooter's dentadent	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11986	blinking lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	wobbly blue dance instructor's Newton's cool blood cubic zirconia of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	distilled blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	special weak acceptable pheromone cocktail	2	good	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	half-sized tasty spinal tapas	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	blinking up-at-dawn ribald shrunken head of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	mirror small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	blurry knucklebone	0		
12052	aged Smoking Pope	4	awesome	
12053	moldy prize turkey	3	crappy	
12054	vaporized mirror ghostly squat yellow medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 25
12055	half-sized delicious full-sized pumpkin pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	lousy triple-distilled yellow blinking vodka cranberry sauce	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	tarnished warmed deionized gray squat yammed candy	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	normal low-calorie twirling treasure chestnut	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	mediocre mulled butter rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	pickled super-electrified cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	purple plastic left skeleton arm of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	plastic left skeleton leg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	frosty plastic right skeleton arm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	ghostly plastic right skeleton leg of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	plastic skeleton pelvis of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	executive thinker's angelbone kilt	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	jittery shaking Fonzie's angelbone totem	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	angelbone mantle of James Dean of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	Jack Frost's angelbone dice	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	angelbone halo of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	twisted angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	aerosolized extra-quantum blue squat biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 33
12076	shaking devilbone helmet of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	jittery deadly devilbone greaves	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	Lo Pan's weightlifter's devilbone shinguards	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	devilbone corset of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	chilly padded devilbone flute	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	Temple Grandin's devilbone rosary	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	pickled blinking devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	corrupted huge Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 48
12116	narrow burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	spinning burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	blurry burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	tumbling Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	Da Vinci's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	lime green jittery crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of prize-winning rum	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	Usain Bolt's foul-smelling educational Santa-Slayer medal	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	squat Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	warmed pickled green boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	moist boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	flattened colloidal boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	wool steel-toed Fonzie's smoldering vertebra	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	blue seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	blue volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	up-at-dawn sharpshooter's ruddy hot boning knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	twirling mirror Jim Carey's quilted fistbone of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	padded beefcake's burnt bone belt of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	Rosewater's scorched skull trophy	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	half-sized tasty wing bone	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	delicious triple-distilled weak skeleton venom	8	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	modified baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	plastic skeleton rib cage of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	narrow thinker's plastic skeleton skull	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	maroon dog trainer's plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	spinning sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	narrow bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	Sherlock's flame-retardant scorched skeleton mask	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	smelly banded scorched skeleton shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	twirling blinking greedy dangerous scorched skeleton pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	teal bouncing messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	spinning ghostly Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	twirling Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	tumbling Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	huge Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	upside-down Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	spinning Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	pulsating cyan reassuring Tesla fireproof bonesaw	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	ghostly smooth vermiculite shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	groovy ship's lantern	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	jittery zippy studded heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	normal snack-sized traditional gingerloaf	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	hand-crafted special bouncing Scotch and eggnog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	activated cold-filtered blinking bouncing counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	hand-crafted &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	flavorless bite-sized wedge of prize-winning cheese	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	chilled jittery gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
12179	fuchsia avaricious wholesome glimmering crystal	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	teal boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	narrow jittery Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	pulsating olive dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	jittery bouncing intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	blue unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	diffused dry upside-down Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	dry yellow Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	concentrated Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	wobbly bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	narrow and dress of the cougar of incineration	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	clever wizardly and dress	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	modified adjusted dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	red gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	ruddy dinosaur bone club	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	fireproof dinosaur skull helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	boxer's dinosaur bone corset of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Pork Elf cough syrup	1	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	spinning jittery Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	upside-down Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	narrow purple Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	delicious half-sized rat pizza	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	supercool beefcake's hoverboard of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	lard-coated banded left shark fin of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	banded fitness tracking bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	twisted candy bone	1		
12215	shaking wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	toothsome jumbo discarded hot dog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	drinkable high-proof blurry most of a beer	7	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	skewed red pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	wobbly legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	rotten half-sized can of tuna	2	crappy	
12227	small moldy alien salad	2	crappy	
12228	spoiled ratbatatouille	3	crappy	
12229	delicious onigiri	4	awesome	
12230	adequate crudit&eacute;s	4	good	
12231	big bland sauced mutton	5	decent	
12232	enchanted miniature flavorless hot honey ant	2	decent	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 15
12233	adequate miniature tomb aspic	2	good	
12234	half-sized flavorless later tots	2	decent	
12235	bland olive Frutti di Scatoletta	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	rotten fancy Pesto alla Marziano	4	crappy	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	moldy Arrattabbattabiata	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	half-sized spoiled red pulsating bouncing Orzo di Riso	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	half-sized bland Pasta Grimavera	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	low-calorie normal Linguini Ubriacapa	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	fancy small normal Formica e Pepe	2	good	Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	bland Tubetto Gelatto	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	rotten blinking Gnocci Domani	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	tumbling scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	wobbly second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	nippy Space Soldier Helmet of courage	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
12253	rotten super-sized upside-down premium turkey leg	5	crappy	
12254	weak hand-crafted blue blinking styrofoam cup of mead	2	EPIC	
12255	blurry spinning sword of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
12256	staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
12257	MacGyver's lute	0		Maximum MP: +100
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	Jim Carey's Herculean The Wizard's Android of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	bouncing juggling ball	0		
12263	huge avaricious savvy tactical jester's cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	maroon nasty flimsy plastic helmet	0		Stench Damage: +5
12266	clever flimsy plastic greaves	0		Maximum MP: +20
12267	Temple Grandin's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Familiar Weight: +7
12268	Tesla flimsy plastic shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
12269	red packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	supercool Portable Laughing Stock of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	narrow ruddy Samson's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8, Maximum HP Percent: +40
12272	stale pulsating classic banana	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	small adequate watermelon	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	stale gigantic quince	8	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	spinning Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	gigantic normal classic banana pie	6	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	irradiated polarized cyan twirling essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	nitrogenated wet banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	lousy ghostly Aesop Daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	perfectly mixed special Monkey Congress	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	rotten watermelon pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	quantum moist pulsating blinking concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	electrified activated squat mirror Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	high-proof acceptable mirror Melonegroni	8	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	tolerable weak Melonade Spritz	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	moldy ghostly quince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	cold-filtered jittery quince quaff	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	cold-filtered irradiated upside-down Quickquince	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic blinking Quiskey Sour	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	perfectly mixed high-proof Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	acceptable Roth IPA	4	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	scandalous brainy underdraft protection	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	moldy yellow soybean futures	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	dry cyan housing bubble	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	liquefied spinning Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 25
12298	bouncing financial instrument of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	censurious Socratic hedge fund clippers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	huge smelly selling shorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	tumbling curative 401k ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	pressed invisible hand	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	unsweetened polymerized circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	non-enhanced purple squat mint	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	mixed toxic asset	1		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dried skewed green intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	modified squat blurry cyan liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	perfectly mixed Malattia Becco Malbec	3	EPIC	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	bouncing Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	twirling Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	upside-down pulsating meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"