-1	practically non-alcoholic mediocre shaking Petite Porter	1	decent	
-2	artisanal maroon Scrawny Stout	4	EPIC	
-3	mediocre watered-down fuchsia Infinitesimal IPA	2	decent	
-4	mediocre weak bouncing eggnogtini	2	decent	
-5	mediocre candycaine	3	decent	
-6	acceptable weak braincracker sweet	2	good	
-16	drinkable practically non-alcoholic purple bouncing fermented honey	1	good	
-17	hand-crafted moons-shine	3	EPIC	
-18	perfectly mixed gin	4	EPIC	
-19	smooth high-proof ecto-nog	8	awesome	
-20	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted narrow olive hot toady	1	EPIC	
-21	lousy watered-down hot choculate	2	decent	
-49	practically non-alcoholic lousy twirling Cyder	1	decent	
-50	weak perfectly mixed Oil Nog	2	EPIC	
-51	delicious tumbling Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	awesome	
-58	bad practically non-alcoholic Grimacider	1	decent	
-59	practically non-alcoholic bad pulsating Isotope Nog	1	decent	
-60	fancy bad Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	decent	
-70	hand-crafted squat Gin and Herring	4	EPIC	
-71	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Black and Tan and Red All Over	1	good	
-72	irresponsibly strong mediocre Antarctic Ice Tea	7	decent	
-76	fancy aged CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	awesome	
-77	bad blinking CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	decent	
-78	delicious twirling mirror CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	awesome	
-82	triple-distilled aged Horseradish-infused Vodka	6	awesome	
-83	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Jerkitini	1	EPIC	
-84	tolerable Desert Island Iced Tea	3	good	
-88	watered-down drinkable red Crimbo Saketini	2	good	
-89	artisanal weak teal skewed Crimboku Drop	2	EPIC	
-90	drinkable Flaming Crimbo Log	3	good	
-107	artisanal Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	EPIC	
-108	high-proof aged Hot Buttered Rum	8	awesome	
-109	lousy Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	decent