1	mirror seal-clubbing club	0		
2	maroon seal tooth	0		
3	bouncing blinking helmet turtle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	olive blinking turtle totem	0		
5	twirling teal pasta spoon	0		
6	mirror friendly ravioli hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	twirling saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	Sinatra's disco mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	bouncing stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	ghostly mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	boiled moxie weed	1		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 30
15	distilled bouncing strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 5
16	vaporized huge magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	decent gigantic noodles	10	good	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	twirling chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	huge really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	cyan crafty Bjorn's Hammer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	cyan wobbly snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	narrow curative Dolphin King's crown	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	Knob Goblin scimitar of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
36	skewed olive banded Knob Goblin tongs	0		Damage Absorption: +100
37	skewed Da Vinci's viking helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	therapeutic Knob Goblin pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	squat pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	lousy ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	pulsating worthless knick-knack	0		
46	fuchsia figurine	0		
47	spoiled massive shaking hot buttered roll	10	crappy	
48	skewed heart of rock and roll	0		
49	normal bowl of cottage cheese	4	good	
50	purple mirror pulsating Rosewater's Rock and Roll Legend	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	bouncing crafty Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	blue banjo strings	0		
53	blue family-friendly stone banjo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
54	hale shellacked Disco Banjo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	flame-retardant 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	jittery rosy-cheeked Mace of the Tortoise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	fancy normal fortune cookie	3	good	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 40
62	purple oriole-feather headdress of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	shaking action figure head	0		
65	spinning Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twirling twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	supercool Pasta Spoon of Peril of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	mirror Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	stakes of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
72	frightening barskin hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	twirling stick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
78	ghostly pretty bouquet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	high-proof mediocre ice-cold Willer	9	decent	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	upside-down meat stack	0		
89	blurry huge sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	yellow pants kit	0		
92	pulsating meatsmithing guide	0		
93	strapping basic meat sword	0		Muscle: +5
94	prompt basic meat pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	upside-down Herculean basic meat helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	maroon ghostly dope gangsta bling-bling of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
97	crafty pimpin' meat hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	skewed dried face	0		
99	mirror meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	green meat golem	0		
102	twirling shrunken head	0		
103	teal rosewater-soaked slick staff	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
104	blue scarecrow	0		
105	adequate huge bowl of charms	3	good	
106	red ketchup	1	decent	
107	blinking catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	tumbling mirror crossbow string	0		
110	educational basic meat staff	0		Experience: +1
111	fortified basic meat crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +60
112	shaking red Jim Carey's meatloaf helmet of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	brawny dripping meat sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20
114	dripping meat staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
115	quilted dripping meat crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +40
116	boxer's brainy Bugfinder Blade	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10
117	lime green Gnollish plunger	0		
118	jittery spring	0		
119	mirror sprocket	0		
120	skewed pulsating cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	yellow cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	spinning full meat tank	0		
126	huge meat engine	0		
127	educational Gnollish autoplunger	0		Experience: +1
128	brainy meat pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	friendly third-hand nunchaku	0		Familiar Weight: +3
130	family-friendly eyepatch	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	cyan dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	gray barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	banded eXtreme meat sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100
148	perfumed eXtreme meat staff	0		Stench Resistance: +5
149	shaking greedy eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +20
150	red quilted personal trainer's Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	squat deadly Elder Turtle Shell of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	wobbly Colander of Em-er'il of terror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	wicked dance instructor's Ancient Saucehelm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	perfumed Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	rosewater-soaked weightlifter's El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	skewed guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	spinning pie crust	0		
161	tiny rotten upside-down ghuol egg	1	crappy	
162	flavorless ghuol egg quiche	3	decent	
163	hardened skeleton bone	0		Damage Reduction: 3
164	pulsating smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	blinking ghuol ears	0		
167	bland narrow ghuol-ear kabob	3	decent	
168	blue Temple Grandin's bone rattle	0		Familiar Weight: +7
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	olive skewed lihc eye	0		
171	decent lihc eye pie	4	good	
172	spinning gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	stale uncooked chorizo	4	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	decent half-sized blurry yellow chorizo taco	2	good	
180	perfectly mixed ice-cold fotie	4	EPIC	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	olive huge briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	yellow loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	wizardly batskin belt	0		Mysticality: +25
192	batskin belt	0		
193	lime green blinking birthday candle	0		
194	Lo Pan's Mr. Accessory	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only
195	yellow skewed friendly eXtreme nose ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	narrow stanky ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
200	diet decent tumbling rat appendix kabob	1	good	
201	yummy enchanted ghostly bat wing kabob	4	awesome	Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 35
202	bite-sized adequate maroon carob chunks	1	good	
203	blue herbs	0		
204	bland spinning carob chunk cookies	3	decent	
205	upside-down secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	purple hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	mirror patchouli incense stick	0		
209	fuchsia wad of tofu	0		
210	olive twirling Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	fireproof brainy filthy corduroys	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	filthy knitted dread sack of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	pulsating Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	normal massive pulsating carob brownies	10	good	
217	bland herb brownies	4	decent	
218	hemp string	0		
219	twirling necklace chain	0		
220	narrow gnoll teeth	0		
221	miser's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Meat Drop: +10
222	jittery phat turquoise bead	0		
223	phat turquoise bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
224	sage eyepatch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	immense normal tofu casserole	9	good	
226	denatured can of Red Minotaur	1	EPIC	
227	wobbly ghostly Kentucky-fried meat sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
228	ghostly fortified Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Damage Absorption: +60
229	banded Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100
230	huge dead guy's watch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	narrow Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	flame-retardant energetic Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
236	pulsating Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of gin	1	decent	
238	perfectly mixed bottle of vodka	4	EPIC	
239	green frightening arcane researcher's Orcish baseball cap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	wobbly therapeutic veiny Orcish cargo shorts	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	upside-down toasty Orcish frat-paddle	0		Hot Damage: +5
242	massive spoiled	9	crappy	
243	flavorless grapefruit	4	decent	
244	rotten wobbly grapes	4	crappy	
245	adequate olive	3	good	
246	flavorless tomato	3	decent	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	weak mediocre salty dog	2	decent	
249	distilled perfectly mixed bloody mary	5	EPIC	
250	watered-down hand-crafted olive screwdriver	2	EPIC	
251	lousy special martini	4	decent	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 40
252	spirit-forward hand-crafted bloody beer	5	EPIC	
253	weak tolerable shot of schnapps	2	good	
254	drinkable weak gray shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	good	
255	spirit-forward acceptable fine wine	5	good	
256	artisanal squat shot of tomato schnapps	3	EPIC	
257	tolerable strong extra-spicy bloody mary	5	good	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	thick rotten White Citadel fries	5	crappy	
261	stale White Citadel burger	4	decent	
262	adequate piece of wedding cake	3	good	
263	moldy gigantic spinning chocolate chips	8	crappy	
264	normal chocolate chip cookies	3	good	
265	mirror ribald satin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	mediocre weak bouncing blinking lightning	2	decent	
267	green quilted mullet wig	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	cool meat cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	olive wicked sword	0		Spell Damage: +5
270	picket fence	0		
271	altered squat barbell	1		
272	vaporized concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	denatured twirling upside-down moxie weed	1		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 40
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	diluted upside-down extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	boiled jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	boiled suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	perfumed gasmask	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	huge Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	ghostly Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	wobbly walrus-tusk earring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
286	pulsating sage ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
287	Boris's ring of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
288	potato sprout	0		
289	tumbling frosty Jarlsberg's earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
290	auspicious Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Item Drop: +10
291	fireproof can of maces of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
292	MacGyver's rubber axe	0		Maximum MP: +100
293	resourceful chef's hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	shaking Jeselnik's pail	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	red demonskin trousers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	jittery flame-retardant dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	anodized electrified tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 19
298	concentrated lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 19
299	dry Vulcanized pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 12
300	energized jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 38
301	pulsating flat dough	0		
302	small moldy Knob sausage	2	crappy	
303	moldy bouncing Knob mushroom	3	crappy	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	Van der Graaf Knob Goblin harem pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	ribald Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	quadruple-deionized skewed Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 12
308	jittery Knob Goblin elite helm of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	steel-toed Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Knob Goblin elite polearm of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
311	hill of beans	0		
312	energetic Knob Goblin visor	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	nasty Crown of the Goblin King	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	bland bean burrito	4	decent	
315	delicious snack-sized gray bean burrito	2	awesome	
316	adequate insanely bean burrito	3	good	
317	flavorless blinking bean burrito	3	decent	
318	moldy bean burrito	4	crappy	
319	normal insanely bean burrito	3	good	
320	yummy wobbly bat haggis	4	awesome	
321	half-sized decent menudo	2	good	
322	stale enchanted huge goat cheese	4	decent	Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 45
323	jumbo stale plain pizza	5	decent	
324	miniature yummy sausage pizza	2	awesome	
325	super-sized flavorless goat cheese pizza	5	decent	
326	thick spoiled mushroom pizza	5	crappy	
327	jittery goat	0		
328	tolerable watered-down bottle of whiskey	2	good	
329	hale goat beard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	watered-down delicious blue Canadian	2	awesome	
332	bland lemon	3	decent	
333	huge delicious lime	8	awesome	
334	bouncing spinning Temple Grandin's sabre teeth	0		Familiar Weight: +7
335	blurry sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	spinning veiny consolation ribbon	0		Maximum HP: +10
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	blinking purple Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	nitrogenated wobbly Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 23
341	tarnished Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 69
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	moist upside-down Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 53
344	blurry tumbling Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	narrow skewed Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	blinking MacGyver's ninja mask	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	friendly occult icy-hot katana	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
352	supercool ninja hot pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ghostly ninja stars	0		
354	grievous nunchaku of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
355	lard-coated eXtreme scarf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	huge skewed chaotic snowboarder pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	shaking Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	massive flavorless twirling twirling gr8ps	10	decent	
359	flavorless t8r tots	3	decent	
360	miner's helmet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	crafty miner's pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	mirror linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	skewed asbestos stick	0		
371	spinning asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	skewed blue chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	wobbly linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	gray chrome meat stack	0		
378	horrifying linoleum sword of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
379	red nasty linoleum staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +5
380	blurry up-at-dawn Lo Pan's linoleum crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5
381	lime green wool hardened asbestos sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +1
382	yellow electrified rosy-cheeked asbestos staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
383	cyan Van der Graaf asbestos crossbow of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
384	Da Vinci's chrome sword of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25
385	Sherlock's rosewater-soaked chrome staff	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
386	jittery therapeutic grievous chrome crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	skewed yeti fur	0		
389	horrifying meaty helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	therapeutic asbestos helmet turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	asbestos-lined linoleum helmet turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	wobbly chrome helmet turtle of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	Annie Oakley's penguin shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	ghostly quilted yakskin pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	tumbling hippopotamus pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	Oprah's eXtreme mittens	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	MacGyver's swashbuckling pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	Samson's shoulder parrot	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
404	banded acoustic guitarrr	0		Damage Absorption: +100
405	cyan sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	fuchsia pirate skull	0		
408	blinking pirate skeleton	0		
409	tumbling vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	beefy sk8board	0		Muscle: +10
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	therapeutic Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
414	twirling yellow healthy crowbarrr	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
415	skewed Jeselnik's leotarrrd	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	supercharged safarrri hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	wet squat henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 43
418	enhanced quadruple-magnetized spinning maroon jittery Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 12
419	colloidal oxidized serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 51
420	polarized colloidal tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 21
421	adjusted boiled diffused red philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 34
422	altered galvanized twirling huge potion of potency	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 26
423	concentrated quadruple-oxidized cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 28
424	liquefied dry ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 15
425	activated oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 13
426	wet potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
427	savvy box	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	bouncing bouncing beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	red squat blurry acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	spinning clown shoes of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	horrifying bloody clown pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	ghostly skinny balloon	0		
434	balloon helmet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	upside-down ribald gravedigger's balloon sword	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	pulsating chef-in-the-box	0		
439	fuchsia bartender skull	0		
440	maroon bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	wobbly bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	lime green beer goggles	0		
445	bouncing grievous box-in-the-box	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
446	shaking pulsating nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	therapeutic box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
448	miser's stiffened foolscap fool's cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	dance instructor's clown nose	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Clowniness: 25
450	blue pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	green disease	0		
453	shaking sober pill	0		
454	spinning twirling screwdriver	0		
455	normal skewed jumbo olive	4	good	
456	delicious blue dry martini	3	awesome	
457	Jim Carey's ye olde golde frontes	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	mirror narrow pixel	0		
461	tumbling pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	shaking pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	ghostly pixel potion	0		
467	half-sized yummy pixel pie	2	awesome	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic cyan blurry Imp Ale	1	EPIC	
471	flavorless snack-sized bouncing jittery hot wing	2	decent	
472	brawny diamond-studded cane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	crutch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
474	cast	0		
475	Annie Oakley's slick mask	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	miser's frosty infernal insoles	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	wobbly box of birthday candles	0		
481	blinking eldritch butterknife	0		
482	red boxer's Mr. Container	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	yellow Newbiesport™ backpack of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	skewed Newton's hemp backpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	pulsating snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Jeselnik's Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
487	skewed censurious arrrgyle socks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	jittery chilly mesh cap of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	purple enormous belt buckle	0		
492	wool brainy chaps	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	shaking ruddy batblade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
495	catgut	0		
496	wobbly cat appendix	0		
497	blinking gnatwing	0		
498	flavorless teal papaya	3	decent	
499	narrow grievous denim axe of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
500	tumbling blurry Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	bland Elfin shortbread	3	decent	
502	pulsating pagoda plans	0		
503	super-sized moldy bouncing skewered cat appendix	5	crappy	
504	narrow evil arches	0		
505	huge Newton's gnatwing earring of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20
506	tiny flavorless bouncing Hell broth	1	decent	
507	gray horrifying thunderrr guitarrr	0		Spooky Damage: +25
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	pulsating Boris's key lime	0		
511	tumbling Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	pulsating Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	bland Boris's key lime pie	3	decent	
514	decent Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	good	
515	big rotten Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5	crappy	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	pulsating narrow flame-retardant bejeweled accordion strap	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	teal mystery juice	0		
519	teal moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	bouncing leaflet	0		
521	mirror kickback cookbook of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	aged spinning papaya sling	3	awesome	
525	grue egg	0		
526	ghostly maroon Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	ghostly fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	boiled pressed spray paint	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 67
531	green stiffened special sauce glove	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	upside-down up-at-dawn ladle of mystery	0		Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	purple abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	shaking f3d0r4 of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	electrified quantum narrow Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 65
541	extremely unsafe wizardly draggin' ball hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	knitted 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	flavorless fancy Trollhouse cookies	3	decent	Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 45
544	veiny talons of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +10
545	small flavorless Spam Witch sammich	2	decent	
546	upside-down meat vortex	0		
547	shaking 334 scroll	0		
548	tumbling 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	narrow 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	blinking 64735 scroll	0		
553	wobbly 31337 scroll	0		
554	spoiled massive pr0n cocktail	10	crappy	
555	ghostly maroon studded baleful drywall axe	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80
556	squat Sherlock's Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Item Drop: +25
557	extra-dry acceptable spinning whiskey and cola	5	good	
558	stale immense papaya taco	9	decent	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	fancy delicious stalk of asparagus	3	awesome	Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 35
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	shaking ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	enchanted artisanal teal Mad Train wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 35
565	hobo gloves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
566	Lo Pan's bum cheek	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	shaking hermit script	0		
568	toothsome purple Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4	awesome	
569	decent special bite-sized yellow Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1	good	Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 45
570	spoiled ghostly Chicken Sandwich	4	crappy	
571	tumbling Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	
572	flavorless maroon Children's Meal of the Damned	3	decent	
573	tiny yummy noodles	1	awesome	
574	miniature bland noodles	2	decent	
575	miniature decent twirling painful penne pasta	2	good	
576	bland massive ravioli della hippy	10	decent	
577	yummy pr0n m4nic0tti	3	awesome	
578	delicious miniature Hell ramen	2	awesome	
579	adequate small narrow mirror boring spaghetti	2	good	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	bite-sized delicious lime green fettucini Inconnu	1	awesome	
584	half-sized delicious spaghetti with Skullheads	2	awesome	
585	adequate big gnocchetti di Nietzsche	5	good	
586	scandalous rock-hard ridiculously huge sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +5
587	liquefied tumbling fuchsia super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 16
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	yummy blurry cocoa eggshell fragment	4	awesome	
590	decent cocoa eggshell fragment	4	good	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	fuchsia phonics down	0		
594	skewed tumbling amulet of extreme plot significance of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	blurry Newton's titanium assault umbrella	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
597	sharpshooter's Mohawk wig	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	mirror blue the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	blinking blinking stylish pants of the Slug Lord	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	arcane researcher's Dr. Hobo's scalpel of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25
601	huge Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	tumbling Gauze Immateria	0		
608	purple Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	squat procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	deionized wobbly probability potion	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 65
615	lime green chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	liquefied pulsating Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 19
618	enhanced adjusted twirling Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 11
619	bouncing crafty needle	0		Maximum MP: +10
620	vacuum-sealed quantum ghostly jittery thin candle	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 39
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	twirling blue blinking wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	eye of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	chilly furry pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	yellow ghostly Oprah's disturbing fanfic	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
633	pulsating Temple Grandin's experienced wolf mask	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	green manspreader's paper umbrella	0		Monster Level: +10
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	nippy asshat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	tasty miniature abominable snowcone	2	awesome	
640	pulsating Ent cider	1	good	
641	delicious small toast	2	awesome	
642	bouncing green skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	adequate snack-sized fruitcake	2	good	
647	tumbling present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	sharpshooter's Crimbo sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	pulsating groovy Crimbo hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	ghostly sharpshooter's Crimbo pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	groovy exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Moxie Percent: +10
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	cyan star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	wobbly fireproof star sword	0		Hot Resistance: +3
658	curative star crossbow	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
659	purple Herculean star staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
660	star pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	Sinatra's star hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	star buckler of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
663	star throwing star	0		
664	tumbling star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	Temple Grandin's medical-grade steaming evil of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
667	castle map	0		
668	huge Van der Graaf spiked femur	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
669	bland olive upside-down ghuol guolash	3	decent	
670	wobbly sharpshooter's lihc face	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	olive crafty banded grave robbing shovel	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +10
672	diet special tasty cranberries	1	awesome	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 40
673	extra-dry perfectly mixed vodka and cranberry	5	EPIC	
674	mediocre whiskey	4	decent	
675	Lo Pan's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	mirror upside-down strapping badass belt	0		Muscle: +5
678	ghostly chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	bad practically non-alcoholic roll in the hay	1	decent	
680	artisanal jittery slap and tickle	3	EPIC	
681	weak acceptable slip 'n' slide	2	good	
682	bad distilled special squat a sump'm sump'm	5	decent	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 25
683	aged purple horizontal tango	3	awesome	
684	special irresponsibly strong smooth pink pony	10	awesome	Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 30
685	Sherlock's Mr. Shirt of Gandalf of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
686	jittery rosewater-soaked knuckles	0		Stench Resistance: +3
687	dry modified upside-down blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 54
688	wholesome pixel hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	supercharged pixel pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	Newton's pixel sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
691	pulsating digital key	0		
692	bouncing Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	Rosewater's harem girl t-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
694	Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Item Drop: +5
696	fireproof frilly shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +3
697	dangerous soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10
698	Herculean loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
699	banded pirate shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100
700	green friendly filthy hippy poncho	0		Familiar Weight: +3
701	stylish floral print shirt	0		Moxie: +25
702	coconut bikini top of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
703	studded goth kid t-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80
704	yellow hamethyst	0		
705	green baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	reassuring hale hamethyst earring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
712	executive hamethyst necklace of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
713	Sherlock's resourceful hamethyst bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
714	scorching weightlifter's hamethyst ring of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
715	lard-coated baconstone earring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
716	lard-coated slick baconstone pendant	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
717	yellow frightening experienced baconstone bracelet	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
718	ghostly greedy forbidden smartaleck's baconstone ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
719	manspreader's Herculean porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +10
720	purple auspicious porquoise necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
721	sizzling deadly porquoise bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10
722	wobbly executive brawny porquoise ring of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
723	yummy enchanted Knoll mushroom	3	awesome	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 20
724	normal green mushroom	3	good	
725	purple one million meat pancakes	0		
726	squat double-paned huge mirror shard	0		Cold Resistance: +5
727	wobbly hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	mirror fishbowl	0		
730	ghostly fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	pulsating hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	lion tamer's wicked makeshift SCUBA gear of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50, Adventure Underwater
735	shaking mirror strapping easter egg balloon	0		Muscle: +5
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	fuchsia shaking stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	frightening tambourine	0		Spooky Damage: +5
741	broken skull	0		
742	huge adequate Knoll shroomkabob	7	good	
743	decent mushroom	3	good	
744	non-quantum hair spray	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 34
746	ghostly stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	wobbly gourd potion	0		
749	half-sized normal warm mushroom	2	good	
750	delicious big mushroom quesadilla	5	awesome	
751	bland skewed cool mushroom	3	decent	
752	bland cool mushroom casserole	3	decent	
753	delicious jittery pointy mushroom	3	awesome	
754	rotten gigantic cream of pointy mushroom soup	6	crappy	
755	toothsome mirror mushroom	3	awesome	
756	adequate mushroom	3	good	
757	adequate blurry mushroom	3	good	
758	bland ghost cucumber	3	decent	
759	squat dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	tolerable especially salty dog	4	good	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	delicious spectral pickle	4	awesome	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	blurry ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	activated nitrogenated blinking cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 47
768	supercool spork	0		Moxie Percent: +20
769	Rosewater's voodoo doll	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
770	pulsating stanky razor-sharp basic meat fez	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	squat tassel	0		
772	knitted foon	0		Cold Resistance: +3
773	Samson's stylish basic meat spork	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5
774	lightning-fast basic meat foon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	executive kneecapping stick	0		Meat Drop: +40
777	up-at-dawn iron pasta spoon	0		Adventures: +5
778	blurry double-paned support cummerbund	0		Cold Resistance: +5
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	energized anodized modified mafia aria	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 65
782	gray Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	weak drinkable Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	small decent strawberry	2	good	
787	acceptable skewed bottle of rum	3	good	
788	perfectly mixed strawberry daiquiri	4	EPIC	
789	perfectly mixed rum and cola	4	EPIC	
790	drinkable practically non-alcoholic grog	1	good	
791	shaking grievous Mafia bow tie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	Golden Mr. Accessory of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only
793	activated modified oil of stability	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 40
794	alkaline polymerized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 33
795	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	auspicious rosy-cheeked cement shoes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	hand-crafted rockin' wagon	4	EPIC	
798	weak drinkable ocean motion	2	good	
799	watered-down drinkable fuzzbump	2	good	
800	toothsome poutine	4	awesome	
801	jumbo adequate Knob stir-fry	5	good	
804	big moldy red Knoll stir-fry	5	crappy	
805	enchanted adequate stir-fry	4	good	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 5
806	stale asparagus stir-fry	3	decent	
807	yummy jumbo olive stir-fry	5	awesome	
808	snack-sized bland Knob sausage stir-fry	2	decent	
809	stale small special bat wing stir-fry	2	decent	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 50
810	spoiled bite-sized blue rat appendix stir-fry	1	crappy	
811	decent wobbly blurry gray tofu stir-fry	3	good	
812	toothsome wobbly pr0n stir-fry	4	awesome	
813	decent immense Knob shells	10	good	
814	normal bätzle	3	good	
815	moldy narrow ratini	3	crappy	
816	toothsome snack-sized pulsating Knob stroganoff	2	awesome	
817	stale menudo ravioli	4	decent	
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	green cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	yellow wobbly jittery fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	miniature flavorless blue royal jelly	2	decent	
831	skewed small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	purple blinking Socratic vorpal blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
834	lime green gravedigger's Lo Pan's cornuthaum	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	maroon Da Vinci's ring of aggravate monster	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
836	super-sized delicious mind flayer corpse	5	awesome	
837	weak hand-crafted Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	pulsating squat flame-wreathed wicked Mafia stogie	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	smooth watered-down Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	greedy chaotic Mafia violin case	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	mediocre triple-distilled tomato daiquiri	10	decent	
842	lousy beertini	3	decent	
843	hand-crafted spirit-forward salty slug	5	EPIC	
844	tolerable practically non-alcoholic papaya slung	1	good	
845	purple MAHI fez of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	mirror teal Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	green shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	mirror balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	ghostly wobbly shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	blue palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	spinning knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	squat tumbling skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	green stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	quantum pine tar	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 35
869	jittery forest tears	0		
870	greedy fetus-smashing club	0		Meat Drop: +20
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	scorching electrified crazy bastard sword of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
876	chilly lion tamer's incredibly dense meat gem of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
877	jittery Talisman of Baio of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
878	Newton's hypnodisk	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
879	activated ghostly bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 59
880	lard-coated disbelief suspenders	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
881	steel-toed supportive bra	0		Damage Reduction: 9
882	mirror ghostly Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	good	
884	pulsating banded los chinos	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	curative axe	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	clever balaclava	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	bland balaclava baklava	3	decent	
891	Warehouse 23 bling of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
892	blinking brainy bugbear-smiting sword of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
893	perfectly mixed lumbering jack	3	EPIC	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	vibrating Ms. Accessory	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only
896	inspector's padded Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	shaking Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	ghostly smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	mirror espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	delicious practically non-alcoholic Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	Jim Carey's energetic brainy school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	non-chilled magnetized pulsating Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 27
906	electrified Rock Pops	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 47
907	quadruple-tarnished galvanized super-aerosolized bouncing Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 46
908	nitrogenated wet shaking Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 12
909	concentrated anodized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 17
910	immense rotten dwarf bread	9	crappy	
911	galvanized double-magnetized Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 14
912	denatured enhanced skewed pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 18
913	unsweetened polymerized kobold	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 54
914	spinning hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	rosy-cheeked intergalactic pom poms of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	huge mirror nasty Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	nasty Radio Free Pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	twirling Radio Free Foil of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	bland radio button candy	4	decent	
922	tumbling blinking healthy severed rocking horse head	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	extra-liquefied Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 20
927	artisanal high-proof Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	miser's fuzzy bracelets	0		Meat Drop: +10
929	pulsating blinking arse-shooting crossbow of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
931	artisanal weak lime green spiced rum	2	EPIC	
932	acceptable eggnog	4	good	
933	decent huge candy cane	8	good	
934	normal gray gingerbread bugbear	3	good	
935	lime green vibrating imitation nice watch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	tumbling menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	upside-down smelly plastic sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	yellow bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	bowler of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	Jack Frost's hardened bow staff	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	lime green nippy bowlegged pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	jittery skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	smooth martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	smooth weak skewed grogtini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	lousy strong cherry bomb	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	ghostly mirror extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	scandalous dance instructor's hockey mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	skewed orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	twirling blue hardy fez of etymology	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	moldy jumbo carob chunk noodles	5	crappy	
957	moldy chorizo brownies	3	crappy	
958	normal chocolate and tomato pizza	3	good	
959	flange	0		
960	upside-down clockwork key	0		
961	bouncing silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	blurry velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	tumbling greedy plastic seal clubber of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
964	fortified plastic turtle tamer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
965	aromatic plastic pastamancer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
966	ghostly padded plastic sauceror of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20
967	rosy-cheeked weightlifter's plastic disco bandit	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30
968	ribald Annie Oakley's plastic accordion thief	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
969	plastic mosquito of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
970	plastic leprechaun of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
971	narrow baleful plastic levitating potato	0		Spell Damage: +25
972	ghostly yellow plastic angry goat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
973	horrifying plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Spooky Damage: +25
974	pulsating plastic fuzzy dice of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
975	Usain Bolt's plastic pirate skeleton	0		Initiative: +80
976	beefy plastic barrrnacle	0		Muscle: +10
977	plastic howling balloon monkey of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
978	lion tamer's plastic stab bat	0		Experience (familiar): +2
979	gray hale plastic grue	0		Maximum HP: +20
980	lime green Herculean plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
981	skewed pulsating Rosewater's plastic ghuol whelp	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
983	wobbly plastic cocoabo of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
984	narrow Usain Bolt's plastic star starfish	0		Initiative: +80
985	plastic ghost pickle on a stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
986	plastic killer bee of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
987	censurious plastic Cheshire bat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
988	plastic coffee pixie of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
989	scorching plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
990	foul-smelling plastic hermit	0		Stench Damage: +10
991	blue stanky extremely unsafe beefy plastic Boris	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25
992	careful plastic Jarlsberg of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
993	asbestos-lined nippy clever plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
994	rosy-cheeked plastic Susie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
995	spoiled Lucky Surprise Egg	4	crappy	
998	skewed maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	ghostly lime green maid head	0		
1000	wobbly ghostly Meat maid	0		
1002	Xlyinia's notebook of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1003	jittery soda water	0		
1004	mediocre weak bottle of tequila	2	decent	
1005	spirit-forward delicious boxed wine	5	awesome	
1006	bland cherry	3	decent	
1007	skewed Newton's coconut shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	wobbly shaking chilly ice cubes	0		Cold Damage: +5
1009	mediocre weak wobbly vodka martini	2	decent	
1010	watered-down bad whiskey and soda	2	decent	
1011	high-proof tolerable monkey wrench	8	good	
1012	perfectly mixed strong tequila sunrise	5	EPIC	
1013	artisanal margarita	4	EPIC	
1014	perfectly mixed purple strawberry wine	3	EPIC	
1015	lousy wine spritzer	3	decent	
1016	mediocre fortified perpendicular hula	5	decent	
1017	hand-crafted ducha de oro	4	EPIC	
1018	mediocre calle de miel	3	decent	
1019	acceptable distilled dry vodka martini	5	good	
1020	weak hand-crafted old-fashioned	2	EPIC	
1021	lousy tequila with training wheels	4	decent	
1022	aged bouncing sangria	3	awesome	
1023	enchanted mediocre vesper	4	decent	Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	acceptable gray narrow bodyslam	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	smooth ghostly sangria del diablo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	upside-down Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	narrow whip kit	0		
1028	cyan buckler buckle	0		
1029	olive stylish hippo whip	0		Moxie: +25
1030	blue Oprah's penguin whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1031	medical-grade yak whip	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1032	baleful gnauga hide whip	0		Spell Damage: +25
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	blue miser's hippo skin buckler	0		Meat Drop: +10
1035	chilly penguin skin buckler	0		Cold Damage: +5
1036	aromatic yakskin buckler	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1037	supercharged gnauga hide buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1038	ionized Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 59
1040	gray Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	drinkable beer	3	good	
1042	upside-down purple string of beads of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1043	olive bouncing thinker's string of beads	0		Mysticality: +10
1044	hale string of beads	0		Maximum HP: +20
1045	Lo Pan's plastic bottle opener	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1046	blinking energetic hardy traffic cone	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	delicious N. O. Beer	3	awesome	
1048	twisted narrow oyster egg	1		
1049	powdered oyster egg	1		
1050	pickled spinning oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 15
1051	skewed plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	vaporized oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 40
1053	powdered shaking oyster egg	1		
1054	altered oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 40
1055	narrow plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	diluted cyan puce oyster egg	1		
1057	boiled puce oyster egg	1		
1058	pickled mirror jittery puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 45
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	diluted mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	compressed mirror teal mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	powdered mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 20
1063	tumbling ghostly mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	pickled oyster egg	1		
1065	pickled wobbly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
1066	mixed green wobbly upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 25
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	altered twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 15
1069	boiled ghostly gray oyster egg	1		
1070	twisted jittery oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	powdered off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 30
1073	diluted huge off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 10
1074	denatured off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	diluted skewed bouncing oyster egg	1		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 40
1077	distilled gray oyster egg	1		
1078	dried oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	shaking gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	fuchsia personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	squat clockwork widget	0		
1086	squat clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	shaking clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	blinking clockwork spine	0		
1090	spinning clockwork rings	0		
1091	narrow clockwork claws	0		
1092	olive squat clockwork sheet	0		
1093	fuchsia clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	skewed deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	ruddy clockwork hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	friendly clockwork trench coat	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1099	tumbling clockwork pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	gnauga hide chaps of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	tumbling targeting chip	0		
1103	lime green squat unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	twirling upside-down clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	narrow clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	blue clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	toasty curative Stupid University Diploma of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	ghostly skewed pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	blue fairy gravy	0		
1123	smartaleck's halfberd	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1124	jittery small glove	0		
1125	bouncing grievous sage glove of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
1126	toothpick of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1127	foul-smelling ninja sword	0		Stench Damage: +10
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	flame-wreathed sequined fez	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	wobbly beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	energetic star shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1134	yellow cosmetics bag	0		
1135	polarized wet eyeliner	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 52
1136	super-dry lipstick	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 35
1137	horrifying thinker's bicycle chain	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	drinkable mushroom wine	3	good	
1140	artisanal icy mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1141	drinkable triple-distilled mushroom wine	9	good	
1142	bad spirit-forward twirling pointy mushroom wine	5	decent	
1143	tolerable blurry flat mushroom wine	3	good	
1144	enchanted artisanal practically non-alcoholic green blurry cool mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 50
1145	drinkable knob mushroom wine	4	good	
1146	smooth knoll mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1147	watered-down special artisanal jittery mushroom wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 45
1148	practically non-alcoholic drinkable blinking shot of flower schnapps	1	good	
1149	yummy upside-down flower petal pie	3	awesome	
1150	enchanted distilled hand-crafted bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5	EPIC	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
1151	gray Sherlock's slick discarded plastic fork	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	diet bland Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1	decent	
1154	diluted pulsating Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	decent	Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 35
1155	cyan letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	Fonzie's wholeberd	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1158	alkaline improved corrupted Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 36
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	irate sombrero of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	alkaline quadruple-dry polarized mirror handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 21
1163	improved marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 23
1164	mirror poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	bouncing maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	blurry linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	blurry green cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	blue potted cactus	0		
1179	purple daisy	0		
1180	huge huge potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	huge Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	spinning exotic orchid	0		
1185	ghostly long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	upside-down deadly nightshade	0		
1188	blurry lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	huge dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	purple zmobie	0		
1193	blinking Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	bouncing apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	squat yeti	0		
1197	olive Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	moldy narrow mugcake	3	crappy	
1201	adequate immense urinal cake	8	good	
1202	stale snack-sized Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	decent	
1203	special small bland skewed personalized birthday cake	2	decent	Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 15
1204	diet adequate three-tiered wedding cake	1	good	
1205	decent babycakes	4	good	
1206	rotten velvet cake	4	crappy	
1207	rotten yellow congratulatory cake	4	crappy	
1208	spoiled angel-food cake	3	crappy	
1209	snack-sized delicious pulsating devil's-food cake	2	awesome	
1210	rotten birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	crappy	
1211	yellow balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	lime green anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	blinking thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	twirling mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	padded Mr. Balloon	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1221	balloon	0		
1222	Oprah's Mr. Eh?	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only
1224	greasy foul-smelling Tesla steel shillelagh	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1225	quilted Fonzie's thinker's steel skullcap	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	manspreader's dance instructor's smartaleck's steel solitaire	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
1227	blinking wool studded forbidden steel scarf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1228	up-at-dawn Sherlock's steel-toed steel slacks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	greedy rosewater-soaked steel suspenders of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1230	jittery Usain Bolt's zippy veiny pikestaff	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: 100
1231	arcane researcher's smooth strapping pith helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	spinning avaricious wizardly pocketwatch of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
1233	extremely unsafe boxer's pinky ring of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1234	double-paned Herculean pants of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	stylish thinker's pendant	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	nippy arcane researcher's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +10
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	yellow glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	teal bouncing limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	upside-down toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1245	skewed Codpiece of the Goblin King of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
1246	blue Jim Carey's occult dance instructor's rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	lightning-fast rosewater-soaked supercool Bonerdagon necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
1249	veiny Boss Bat britches	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	Oprah's Boss Bat bling of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7
1251	adequate big Knob shroomkabob	5	good	
1252	spoiled shroomkabob	3	crappy	
1253	squat pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	bland mirror jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1255	immense spoiled jumping bean burrito	7	crappy	
1256	stale insanely jumping bean burrito	4	decent	
1257	normal rat scrapple	3	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	miser's traffic cone of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	vaporized squat Hatorade	1		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 5
1262	baleful Herculean beefcake's off-hand balloon	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +25
1263	olive pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	lime green box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	adequate half-sized special pulsating gloomy mushroom	2	good	Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 45
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	twirling bouncing pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	horrifying magic lamp	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1274	dried Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	blinking prompt basic meat skirt	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	enchanted practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed gray Otorian Battle Scar	1	EPIC	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 30
1277	hale basic meat kilt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	skewed meat skirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	jittery blue tumbling family-friendly meat kilt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	beefy penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	curative penguinskin mini-kilt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	ribald yakskin skirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	pulsating knitted yakskin kilt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	smelly hippopotamus skirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	Newton's hippopotamus kilt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	stiffened furry skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	censurious furry kilt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	frightening gnauga hide skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	wobbly ruddy gnauga hide kilt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	activated wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 58
1291	fireproof Jekyllin hide belt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	green skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	quilted ring of adornment	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1294	Da Vinci's savvy ring of increase damage	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5
1295	jittery inspector's ring of gain strength	0		Item Drop: +15
1296	shaking cyan forbidden ring of resistance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1297	Herculean ring of fire resistance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1298	flame-wreathed ring of conflict	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1299	smooth pirate hook	0		Moxie: +15
1300	banded monster bait	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
1301	frozen deodorant	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 39
1302	magnetized tumbling reodorant	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 41
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	pulsating doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	tumbling makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	prompt Fonzie's traffic cone	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	squat bouncing calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	cyan unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	upside-down funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	teal Baron von Ratsworth's monocle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1313	brainy Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	coward's rose-colored glasses	0		Monster Level: -20
1316	shaking facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	lime green blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	moldy questionable taco	3	crappy	
1321	ghostly olive Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	beefcake's time helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	maroon frosty time trousers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	Jim Carey's time sword	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	fortified Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	smooth Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Moxie: +15
1328	banded Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	arcane researcher's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1330	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	ghostly up-at-dawn Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	jittery Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	narrow ghostly Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	lime green Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	bouncing sage Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	ghostly zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	warmed blurry Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 48
1345	dry quadruple-warmed Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	modified blinking Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 14
1347	huge blue loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	purple auspicious pinky ring	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
1352	acceptable mirror redrum	3	good	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	normal small bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	good	
1356	skewed huge bunny liver	0		
1357	artisanal Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	EPIC	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	pulsating ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	bouncing cyan Samson's disembodied smile	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	huge rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	gigantic normal tofurkey leg	9	good	
1366	decent super-sized narrow tofurkey gravy	5	good	
1367	stale herbal stuffing	3	decent	
1368	small special spoiled bouncing can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 10
1369	decent yams	3	good	
1370	jittery stylish rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Moxie: +25
1371	dangerous gingham blouse	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1372	shaking souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Item Drop: +5
1373	green sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	blue zippy plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	plastic Uncle Crimbo of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	tumbling dance instructor's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	supercharged plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	Da Vinci's plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	flattened chocolate	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	pulsating stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	blinking shaking kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	foul-smelling grievous duck-on-a-string	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	squat blurry toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	wobbly deadly toy train	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	pulsating marionette of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	tumbling sock monkey of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	supercool rag doll	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	cyan shaking arcane researcher's can of fake snow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	brainy colored-light "necklace"	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	veiny tree skirt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	snack-sized fancy tasty wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	toothsome tumbling bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	flavorless ghostly skewed tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	bouncing blue Newton's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	blinking sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	extra-moist snowcone	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	pickled oxidized bouncing snowcone	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	corrupted adjusted pulsating snowcone	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	irradiated dry snowcone	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	Vulcanized nitrogenated snowcone	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	adjusted huge snowcone	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	spinning Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	Annie Oakley's traffic cone of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	tumbling Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	tumbling iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	avaricious smartaleck's ice sickle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	pulsating ice baby of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	zippy ice pick	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	ice skates of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	bland jittery grue egg omelette	4	decent	
1429	maroon roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	narrow pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	normal small fancy mushroom	2	good	Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 40
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	ghostly hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	corrupted twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 40
1439	pressed triple-dry ghostly hot powder	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 31
1440	concentrated dry powder	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 33
1441	deionized tumbling powder	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 19
1442	boiled flattened stench powder	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 66
1443	ionized non-aerosolized shaking sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 18
1444	super-frozen colloidal wobbly twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 61
1445	energized polarized pulsating hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 26
1446	irradiated chilled nuggets	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 64
1447	tarnished non-energized nuggets	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 39
1448	colloidal teal stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 42
1449	deionized fuchsia sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 50
1450	twisted upside-down twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 30
1451	twisted blurry blinking hot wad	1		
1452	pickled red wobbly narrow wad	1		
1453	distilled bouncing wad	1		
1454	dried wobbly shaking stench wad	1		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 50
1455	denatured sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 10
1456	wobbly double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	toothsome Valentine's Day cake	4	awesome	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	upside-down velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	squat wobbly eye of newt	0		
1463	upside-down salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	blurry bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	shaking 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	pulsating automatic catapult	0		
1475	purple pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	twirling salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	bouncing football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	pulsating chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	huge alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	ghostly perfumed foul-smelling rabbit's foot	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	blurry blinking March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	aromatic Tesla chopsticks	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1491	rice bowl of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1492	ghostly ninja mop of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1493	nippy ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 35
1494	improved pressed sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	manspreader's traffic cone of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	tolerable shaking gloomy mushroom wine	3	good	
1497	acceptable upside-down mushroom wine	3	good	
1498	blinking McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	Vulcanized galvanized blue explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	purple rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	aerosolized moist snowcone	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	lime green ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	watered-down bad calle de miel with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	bad watered-down rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	spirit-forward lousy fuchsia perpendicular hula with a fly in it	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	weak bad mirror slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	purple beefcake's fake hand	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	denatured maroon Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	boiled Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	vaporized huge Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	boiled Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	shaking KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	skewed vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	dance instructor's boxer's Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1521	narrow Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	pulsating double-paned Fonzie's Radio Free Jersey	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +5
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	savvy corkscrew of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	upside-down St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	narrow crafty grass skirt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	careful grass hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	medical-grade grass blade	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	squat raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	healthy sparkly engagement ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
1539	pulsating Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	hale beefcake's Grimacite goggles	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	purple twirling Sherlock's Grimacite glaive of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	skewed red miser's padded Grimacite greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	Grimacite garter of the blizzard of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Grimacite galoshes of the storm of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	skewed dance instructor's beefcake's Grimacite gorget	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Grimacite guayabera of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	perfumed Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
1548	steel-toed boxer's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
1549	MSG	0		
1550	ghostly second-hand knockoff engagement ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
1551	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed tumbling bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1	EPIC	
1552	lousy bottle of Definit	4	decent	
1553	acceptable fortified bottle of Calcutta Emerald	5	good	
1554	delicious weak bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	awesome	
1555	artisanal special bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	EPIC	Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 30
1556	hand-crafted jittery boxed champagne	3	EPIC	
1557	rotten kumquat	3	crappy	
1558	normal tangerine	4	good	
1559	skewed tonic water	0		
1560	stale gigantic cocktail onion	8	decent	
1561	moldy blurry raspberry	4	crappy	
1562	moldy huge pulsating kiwi	7	crappy	
1563	watered-down mediocre whiskey bittersweet	2	decent	
1564	enchanted perfectly mixed fortified mimosette	5	EPIC	Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 20
1565	smooth distilled fancy tequila sunset	5	awesome	Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 35
1566	aged zmobie	4	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	lousy ghostly gin and tonic	4	decent	
1568	perfectly mixed vodka and tonic	3	EPIC	
1569	irresponsibly strong bad blinking vodka gibson	10	decent	
1570	hand-crafted enchanted gibson	3	EPIC	Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 50
1571	artisanal parisian cathouse	3	EPIC	
1572	perfectly mixed weak squat rabbit punch	2	EPIC	
1573	practically non-alcoholic mediocre caipifruta	1	decent	
1574	tolerable teqiwila	3	good	
1575	hand-crafted Divine	3	EPIC	
1576	drinkable watered-down Gordon Bennett	2	good	
1577	spirit-forward bad pulsating tangarita	5	decent	
1578	delicious bouncing mandarina colada	4	awesome	
1579	enchanted lousy huge gimlet	3	decent	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 20
1580	watered-down tolerable fuchsia brick road	2	good	
1581	boozy mediocre vodka stratocaster	5	decent	
1582	delicious blinking Neuromancer	3	awesome	
1583	bad olive prussian cathouse	4	decent	
1584	drinkable weak Mae West	2	good	
1585	artisanal Mon Tiki	4	EPIC	
1586	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted enchanted green teqiwila slammer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 50
1587	flavorless Knob lo mein	4	decent	
1588	bland fancy bouncing asparagus lo mein	3	decent	Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 20
1589	half-sized adequate Knoll lo mein	2	good	
1590	half-sized yummy ghostly lo mein	2	awesome	
1591	low-calorie toothsome olive lo mein	1	awesome	
1592	snack-sized bland blurry hot hi mein	2	decent	
1593	special flavorless hi mein	3	decent	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 5
1594	decent hi mein	3	good	
1595	bland hi mein	3	decent	
1596	tiny stale sleazy hi mein	1	decent	
1597	bouncing extremely unsafe Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	Senior LAAAAME merit badge of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	hand-crafted tangarita with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1601	lousy weak mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	decent	
1602	aged teal prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	awesome	
1603	drinkable Mae West with a fly in it	3	good	
1604	modified huge astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	fuchsia delectable catalyst	0		
1606	mixed maroon spinning spinning wobbly ultimate wad	1		
1607	pickled unsweetened spinning gray libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 30
1608	oxidized eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 34
1609	pressed altered perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 40
1610	unsweetened frozen polarized huge blinking eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 14
1611	triple-altered ionized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 46
1612	deionized quadruple-corrupted concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 55
1613	squat zippy coffin lid	0		Initiative: +20
1614	stanky satin shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1615	narrow rosy-cheeked Cerebral Cloche	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	greedy Cerebral Culottes	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	sharpshooter's shellacked beefcake's Cerebral Crossbow	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	shaking munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	dry astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	alkaline blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	liquefied lime green green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	alkaline super-wet orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	pickled super-irradiated liquefied skewed purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	aerosolized tarnished cyan pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	olive greasy raspberry beret	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	greasy pixel shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1631	fuchsia beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	shaking Spanish fly	0		
1634	watered-down fancy hand-crafted blinking maroon around the world	2	EPIC	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 5
1635	red pulsating narrow scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	ionized tarnished lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 56
1638	oxidized flattened maroon lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 64
1639	deionized twirling lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 28
1640	ionized lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 34
1641	tarnished energized red blinking lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
1642	high-proof lousy Grimacite Bock	7	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	bite-sized rotten wedge of gray cheese	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	blinking stench and sauce	0		
1648	upside-down sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	normal foie gras	4	good	
1652	boiled polarized candy brain	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	knitted smelly sizzling jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	avaricious slick wad of Crovacite	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +30
1655	foul-smelling dog trainer's collar	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	gravedigger's Radio KoL Keychain	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1662	blue Radio KoL Antenna Ball of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1663	ruddy Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1664	blinking Tesla Radio KoL Maracas	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1665	skewed educational Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Experience: +1
1666	bouncing educational Radio KoL Patch	0		Experience: +1
1667	MacGyver's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Maximum MP: +100
1668	bouncing cyan double-paned star boomerang	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1669	groovy star stiletto	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	blurry shysterweed	0		
1672	olive swindleblossom	0		
1673	medical-grade Da Vinci's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1674	red pulsating mirror superhero mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ghostly narrow ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	executive smooth sword	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +40
1680	yellow Jack Frost's brainy staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1681	knitted lard-coated bubblewrap sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
1682	healthy bubblewrap staff of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1683	Sherlock's educational bubblewrap crossbow	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +25
1684	lard-coated educational styrofoam sword	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1685	sharpshooter's rock-hard styrofoam staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1686	avaricious styrofoam crossbow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +30
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	baleful crossbow of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1689	sinister ribbon	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	upside-down prompt perfumed discarded bottlecap	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	fuchsia blinking mansplainer's boxer's discarded torn-up glove	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	adjusted spinning salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 34
1693	tarnished twirling eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 56
1694	corrupted frozen chilled wobbly skewed Frogade	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 42
1695	tarnished unsweetened cyan jittery papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 31
1696	moldy bite-sized royal jelly taco	1	crappy	
1697	tiny decent tofu taco	1	good	
1698	super-sized stale squat jumping bean taco	5	decent	
1699	half-sized spoiled shaking catgut taco	2	crappy	
1700	yummy special goat cheese taco	3	awesome	Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 45
1701	stale teal pr0n taco	3	decent	
1702	non-enhanced blinking alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 55
1703	mirror Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	ghostly flaregun	0		
1706	double-paned Annie Oakley's forbidden sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
1707	upside-down steel-toed deadly wizardly flypaper staff	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9
1708	olive inspector's ruddy grease gun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15
1709	vibrating dangerous sword of static of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1710	yellow electrified crafty healthy wiffle-flail	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1711	Usain Bolt's Tesla weightlifter's bubble bauble bow	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1712	prompt cool Frost™ brand sword of the brazier	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
1713	arcane researcher's squeaky staff of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +7
1714	scorching savvy can cannon of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
1715	banded starchy sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1716	skewed squat starchy staff of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1717	mansplainer's starchy crossbow	0		Monster Level: +15
1718	pestoblade of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1719	skewed chaotic hardy poutine pole	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1720	chaotic vibrating curdflinger	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1721	purple lard-coated muculent machete of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1722	narrow double-paned glistening staff of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
1723	inspector's educational repeating crossbow	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +15
1725	tumbling bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	auspicious dense meat sword	0		Item Drop: +10
1729	wool dense meat staff	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1730	family-friendly dense meat crossbow	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1731	blinking wholesome dance instructor's sage Spirit Precipice	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1732	blinking resourceful smoldering staff of Gandalf of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1733	Usain Bolt's smelly lion tamer's hot cross bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
1734	stylish sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Alters Page Text
1735	spinning jittery Sherlock's nasty meatspout staff of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
1736	veiny shellacked personal trainer's carob cannon	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10
1737	Sherlock's hale shuddersword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +25
1738	ruddy steel-toed sinister hairy staff	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1739	careful razor-sharp Da Vinci's projectile icemaker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10
1740	tumbling rosewater-soaked electrified rock-hard buffalo blade	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1741	nippy Tesla cheesestick	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1742	zippy grievous potato pistol	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20
1743	savory sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1744	wobbly Da Vinci's savory staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1745	spinning crafty savory crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +10
1746	twirling executive Jim Carey's beefcake's Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40
1747	blinking wool sinister soylent staff	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
1748	fuchsia crafty Fonzie's goulauncher	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Temple Grandin's Gnollish pie server	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1751	Rosewater's Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1752	huge censurious Knob Goblin spatula	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1753	padded jack flapper	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1754	therapeutic filthy pestle	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1755	squat smartaleck's Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1756	Herculean huge spoon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1757	horrifying pizza cutter	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1758	squat wobbly Samson's star spatula	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1759	foon of fulmination of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1760	blinking nasty smartaleck's foon of frigidity	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5
1761	Herculean foon of foulness of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25
1762	squat foon of fearfulness of chilblains of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1763	Jim Carey's educational foon of fleshiness	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25
1764	blinking Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	huge Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	adequate fricasseed brains	4	good	
1770	moldy huge brains casserole	4	crappy	
1771	spinning butcherknife of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1772	studded corn holder	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1773	spinning Fonzie's eggbeater	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1774	perfectly mixed strong bottle of popskull	5	EPIC	
1775	inspector's dishrag	0		Item Drop: +15
1776	rotten wobbly mirror stale baguette	3	crappy	
1777	olive leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	snack-sized spoiled pulsating dinner	2	crappy	
1779	hardened katana	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1781	medical-grade enchantlers	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	ram-battering staff of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
1783	special rotten super-sized huge crazy Turkish delight	5	crappy	Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 50
1784	fuchsia upside-down lightning-fast healthy Snow Queen Crown	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	scandalous Da Vinci's slick ga-ga radio	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
1786	narrow six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	extra-enhanced liquefied oxidized olive bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 35
1788	jittery unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	shaking huge Mob Penguin	0		
1790	tolerable spirit-forward Ram's Face Lager	5	good	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	frosty hardened Travoltan trousers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	huge Jim Carey's pool cue of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25
1794	ionized bouncing handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 65
1795	Counterclockwise Watch of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	mirror misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	jittery animal skull	0		
1800	upside-down animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	purple third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	spinning jittery fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	maroon sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	narrow first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	blurry third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	bouncing fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	ghostly fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	tumbling ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	tumbling first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	jittery fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	blinking lime green seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	mirror first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	shaking third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	ghostly fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	twirling seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	squat eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	upside-down tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	ghostly left eighth rib	0		
1847	bouncing left ninth rib	0		
1848	mirror left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	purple left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	purple right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	narrow right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	tumbling right seventh rib	0		
1858	skewed right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	squat right tenth rib	0		
1861	mirror spinning right eleventh rib	0		
1862	upside-down right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	huge left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	pulsating left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	squat squat yellow right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	wobbly left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	yellow left fibula	0		
1879	yellow right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	jittery right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	mirror left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	red right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	lime green right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	shaking ghostly left thumb	0		
1891	blinking right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	lime green left second rear claw	0		
1894	olive left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	yellow shaking right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	pulsating right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	wool 1-ball	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1901	Jim Carey's MacGyver's 2-ball	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25
1902	cyan nippy medical-grade 3-ball	0		Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1903	shellacked 4-ball of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 7
1904	Jeselnik's Jack Frost's 5-ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
1905	pulsating aromatic Herculean 6-ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
1906	rock-hard 7-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	cyan manspreader's wholesome personal trainer's clockwork sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10
1911	fuchsia dog trainer's clockwork staff of wisdom of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Food Drop: +100
1912	mansplainer's wicked clockwork crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	green clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	huge bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	blinking wakizashi of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	lime green tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	wobbly tuning fork	0		
1929	greasy greaves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	gravedigger's supercharged helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	olive hale spear of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +20, Food Drop: +100, Breakable
1932	squat extremely unsafe shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Breakable
1933	mirror Fonzie's pitchfork	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1934	lime green greasy broken sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1935	smelly snarling wolf shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1936	scorching lupine sword	0		Hot Damage: +25, Synergetic
1937	gravedigger's snake shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Synergetic
1938	personal trainer's serpentine sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Synergetic
1939	tumbling grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	wobbly spinning curative thinker's 9-ball of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1941	Sherlock's seal pendant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	twirling prompt sizzling turtle brooch	0		Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	inspector's friendly noodle ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	Jeselnik's saucepan earring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	twirling medical-grade smooth disco ball pendant	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	upside-down reassuring accordion pin of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	fireproof worn tophat of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	shaking fireproof occult tap shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1949	normal Manetwich	3	good	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of Pinot Renoir	1	EPIC	
1952	low-calorie toothsome desiccated apricot	1	awesome	
1953	mediocre purple flute of flat champagne	3	decent	
1954	thick rotten blurry dehydrated caviar	5	crappy	
1955	squat styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	triple-distilled mediocre snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	7	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	shaking tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	upside-down scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	irradiated liquefied extra-concentrated Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 53
1963	dance card	0		
1964	green hardy opera mask	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	blurry bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	forbidden Amulet of Yendor of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	mirror skewed jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	ghostly bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	fortified dance instructor's shrimp fork	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +60
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	ghostly cocoabo	0		
1975	blinking upside-down baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	upside-down skewed astral badger	0		
1982	skewed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	skewed hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	huge scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	yellow undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	huge angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	bouncing The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	wobbly Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	ghostly Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	gray Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	blurry Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	bland lime green cherry pie	3	decent	
2021	rotten big pulsating strawberry pie	5	crappy	
2022	rotten bite-sized special olive lemon meringue pie	1	crappy	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 45
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	decent huge maroon mixed wildflower greens	7	good	
2025	rotten jumbo handful of walnuts	5	crappy	
2026	tasty miniature nutty organic salad	2	awesome	
2027	bland half-sized wobbly super salad	2	decent	
2028	fancy normal tofu wonton	4	good	Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 35
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	jittery occult wizardly Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2031	cool didgeridooka	0		Moxie: +5
2032	squat reassuring bullet-proof corduroys of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	red weightlifter's round sunglasses	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
2034	wicker shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	galvanized magnetized radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 60
2037	non-warmed corrupted wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 42
2038	super-chilled skewed ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 28
2039	shaking x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	shaking patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	blurry exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	yummy brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	awesome	
2046	big stale twirling olive frat brats	5	decent	
2047	rotten half-sized knob ka-bobs	2	crappy	
2049	drinkable can of Swiller	3	good	
2050	skewed broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	spinning reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	narrow bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	spinning market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	quantum adder bladder	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 33
2057	blinking huge pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	magnetized quantum huge lime green Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 35
2060	deadly sword of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2061	olive studded helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	Lo Pan's shield of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2063	stale blackberry	4	decent	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	scorching sage kick-ass kicks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	avaricious beer helmet	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	sizzling distressed denim pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	avaricious perforated battle paddle	0		Meat Drop: +30
2072	careful Da Vinci's flashing novelty button	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -10
2073	manspreader's glowstick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	brawny anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2075	yellow spandex anniversary shorts of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	chaotic jar of anniversary jam	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2077	skewed horrifying bucket of anniversary lard	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2078	flame-retardant anniversary concrete fedora	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	inspector's occult makeshift turban	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	makeshift cape of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2081	narrow sinister makeshift skirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	blinking makeshift crane	0		
2084	tumbling can of starch	0		
2085	dehydrated bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	pickled squat bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 20
2087	diluted lime green tube of hair oil	1		
2088	Vulcanized flattened energized narrow Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 12
2089	blinking cyan Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	lime green perfumed stiffened beefy pilgrim shield of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	wobbly bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	twirling olive hors d'oeuvre tray of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2094	rotten ballroom blintz	4	crappy	
2095	towel	0		
2096	distilled spinning guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 50
2097	upside-down deadly 17-ball	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2098	mirror filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	ghostly bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	blue vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	tumbling stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	purple stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	lime green wheel of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	squat gray prehistoric spear of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	pulsating electrified Samson's fire	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	spinning shaking leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Fonzie's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2121	mansplainer's ASCII shirt	0		Monster Level: +15
2122	blurry greasy fortified safety vest	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2123	spinning Annie Oakley's eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2125	teal Ye Olde Navy Fleece of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2126	huge aromatic bronze breastplate of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
2127	crafty hat hacker T-shirt of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	olive squat possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	veiny killer rag doll	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	educational incredibly marionette	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	blue dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	ruddy mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	shaking alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	blurry knitted nasty vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	Tesla toy crazy train	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	red razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	huge toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	mirror wobbly bouncing toothsome rock	0		
2149	flavorless frank	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	snack-sized rotten plate of franks and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	irresponsibly strong tolerable shot of blackberry schnapps	10	good	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	cyan twirling huge spinning ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	tumbling high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	gray reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	bouncing atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	narrow ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	ghostly careful beefy toy ray gun	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	huge censurious Sinatra's toy space helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	ghostly supercool astronaut pants of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	horrifying toy jet pack	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	gray mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	bouncing cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	shellacked obsidian dagger	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2179	pulsating archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	jittery chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	blinking Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	jittery Harold's hammer	0		
2185	cyan lion tamer's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2186	skewed unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	acceptable distilled huge flask of peppermint schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	shaking sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	snack-sized spoiled blinking candy stake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	high-proof aged eggnog	8	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	normal unspeakable fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	big stale gingerbread horror	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	dry enhanced but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	half-sized decent bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	bite-sized rotten blinking skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	stale tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	boxer's plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	hale plastic yuletide troll	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	nippy plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	Jack Frost's plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	jittery shaking rosewater-soaked plastic Scream Queen	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	censurious Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	savvy bobble-hip hula elf doll of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	Crimbo ukulele of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	narrow double-paned resourceful Tiki lighter	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	mansplainer's electrified deck of tropical cards	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	narrow rock-hard Samson's tropical paperweight	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	Oprah's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Tropical Crimbo Shorts of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	big toothsome shaking mirror super ka-bob	5	awesome	
2218	normal mirror maroon beer basted brat	3	good	
2219	razor-sharp Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	non-anodized narrow and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	avaricious nasty liar's pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	supercool juggler's balls of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	frightening pink shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	bouncing familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	careful rosy-cheeked evil eyeball pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	ionized activated arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	polarized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	colloidal toad horn	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	skewed Socratic bow tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Clowniness: 75
2234	cyan Jack Frost's calavera concertina	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Song Duration: 7
2235	gray ribald razor-sharp ratarang	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
2236	aerosolized dry activated turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 65
2237	yellow pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	ribald pygmy nose-bone	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2239	wicked razor-sharp bad voodoo mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	spinning bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	perfumed pygmy spear	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2242	alkaline dry pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 16
2243	twirling asbestos-lined Rosewater's headhunter necktie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2244	green censurious educational pointed stick	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2245	nippy knobby helmet turtle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	knobby kneepads of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2247	huge twirling shaking sewer turtle of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2248	mansplainer's Samson's sebaceous shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15
2249	shaking clever skeletortoise	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	quilted box turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2252	yellow dance instructor's box turtle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2253	twirling olive huge lightning-fast Fonzie's bottlecap turtle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +40
2254	red smelly friendly hardened bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	green rosy-cheeked furry turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	spinning hardy furry earmuffs	0		Maximum HP: +50
2257	upside-down frightening stiffened reinforced furry underpants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +5
2258	jittery spinning "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	purple lion oil	0		
2264	special small moldy blinking stunt nuts	2	crappy	Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 20
2265	decent special small wet stew	2	good	Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	gray Mega Gem	0		
2268	narrow censurious Staff of Fats	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2269	miniature adequate sausage wonton	2	good	
2270	blue steel-toed belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2271	aged irresponsibly strong bottle of Merlot	9	awesome	
2272	spirit-forward delicious yellow bottle of Port	5	awesome	
2273	irresponsibly strong drinkable bottle of Pinot Noir	6	good	
2274	perfectly mixed bottle of Zinfandel	3	EPIC	
2275	fancy tolerable bottle of Marsala	3	good	Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 35
2276	tolerable fancy bottle of Muscat	3	good	Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 20
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	pulsating Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	skewed Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	double-paned seal-skull helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	pulsating Eye of Ed	0		
2287	glowstick of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	huge paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	spinning wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	green vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	mirror boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	spinning Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	huge worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	skewed Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	enhanced energized red candy heart	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	magnetized polarized dry shaking ghostly pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	altered candy heart	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	quantum quantum blurry candy heart	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	extra-enhanced candy heart	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	wet adjusted mirror narrow candy heart	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	lime green bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	huge twirling worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	huge Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	twirling stone rose	0		
2327	anodized can of paint	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 37
2328	spinning skewed drum machine	0		
2329	jittery skewed handful of confetti	0		
2330	huge shaking chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	rotten fancy Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 35
2333	blurry ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	friendly occult pipe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
2337	shaking yellow savvy reinforced beaded headband	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	stale pudding	4	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	tolerable Blackfly Chardonnay	3	good	
2340	tolerable bouncing & tan	4	good	
2341	pulsating pepper	0		
2342	spoiled huge forest cake	9	crappy	
2343	decent huge forest ham	3	good	
2344	concentrated pickled ghostly filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 11
2345	tarnished super-galvanized filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 36
2346	tarnished electrified filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 18
2347	red heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	pulsating water pipe bomb	0		
2349	blinking gas balloon	0		
2350	blinking beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	sharpshooter's baleful fire poi	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2353	skewed sinister bejeweled pledge pin	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2354	bouncing communications windchimes	0		
2355	altered huge henna face paint	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 13
2356	super-galvanized tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 37
2357	lightning-fast Gaia beads of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +40
2358	spinning pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	huge clay bead	0		
2361	medical-grade hippy medical kit of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2362	green chilly Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +5
2363	pulsating squat steel-toed beefy longhaired hippy wig	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	perfumed Zim Merman's guitar	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2365	veiny C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Maximum HP: +10
2366	peel hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	experienced flowing hippy skirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	squat filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	rotten narrow mirror banana	4	crappy	
2374	fuchsia twirling banana peel	0		
2375	small delicious banana cream pie	2	awesome	
2376	acceptable triple-distilled lime green banana daiquiri	7	good	
2377	bad bungle in the jungle	4	decent	
2378	shaking banana spritzer	0		
2379	cold-filtered wet colloidal wobbly banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 16
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	bouncing class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	wobbly spinning cyan perfumed hardy keg shield	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
2387	Newton's finger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2388	green miser's Oprah's war tongs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	upside-down dangerous asbestos apron	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2391	stylish beaten-up Chucks	0		Moxie: +25
2392	natty ascot of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2393	fuchsia stiffened supercool wreath of laurels	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	blinking resourceful Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	tumbling educational tube sock	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
2396	red chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	forbidden energy drink IV	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2399	maroon clever Elmley shades of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	inspector's perfumed beer bong	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15
2402	tumbling gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	narrow Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	green pink bat eye	0		
2408	mirror worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	mirror broken petri dish	0		
2412	fuchsia sammich crust	0		
2413	purple triffid bark	0		
2414	teal lint	0		
2415	bouncing blurry discarded pacifier	0		
2416	curative bounty-hunting helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	mansplainer's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Monster Level: +15
2418	beefcake's bounty-hunting pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	activated liquefied green huge bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 24
2420	Vulcanized dry blurry teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 38
2421	pickled bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 46
2422	dry moist skewed irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 25
2423	electrified ionized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 59
2424	enhanced cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 61
2425	liquefied modified ghostly can of spinach	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 50
2426	denatured fire flower	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 29
2427	triple-frozen aerosolized spinning freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 42
2428	concentrated activated fake blood	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 37
2429	boiled colloidal modified wobbly Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 35
2430	ionized adjusted bag of lard	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 48
2431	modified teal bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 29
2432	flattened SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 31
2433	corrupted blue bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 38
2434	ionized dry eyedrops	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18
2435	irradiated Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 66
2436	polarized donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 16
2437	blue New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	lime green scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	curative pink glowstick of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Supernova Champagne	1	super ultra EPIC	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	purple hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	squat bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	purple tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	narrow six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	ghostly rosewater-soaked goatskin umbrella	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2452	narrow wool hat of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	maroon narrow stanky Socratic belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2455	fuchsia stiffened bar whip	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2456	skewed skewed Van der Graaf barskin buckler	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2457	whip of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2458	green barskin loincloth of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	double-paned tighty whiteys	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	weightlifter's yak toupee	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	red Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	spoiled bowl of Bounty-Os	3	crappy	
2465	acceptable olive Oreille Divisée brandy	3	good	
2466	skewed pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	yellow callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	narrow cork	0		
2471	blinking stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	wobbly upside-down clown skin	0		
2475	family-friendly Tesla clown wig	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	ghostly Herculean clownskin belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Clowniness: 50
2477	zippy clownskin buckler	0		Initiative: +20, Clowniness: 50
2478	clown whip of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	friendly demon-horned hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	narrow skewed demon buckler of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2482	squat Annie Oakley's dance instructor's educational demon whip	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2483	Jack Frost's barskin cloak	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2484	Jeselnik's chilly snakeskin duster	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
2485	jittery tumbling knitted veiny clownskin harness	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50
2486	Jim Carey's grievous demonskin jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25
2487	curative hipposkin poncho	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2488	censurious yak anorak	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2489	blue Herculean tuxedo shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2490	gnauga hide vest of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	blue tropical orchid	0		
2493	cyan stick of dynamite	0		
2494	twirling executive Necrotelicomnicon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +40
2495	pulsating bouncing Jack Frost's healthy Cookbook of the Damned	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2496	tumbling hardened Sinful Desires of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20
2497	jittery molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	wobbly molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	blinking Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	skewed extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	ghostly precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2509	maroon upside-down nasty peace-sign necklace	0		Stench Damage: +5
2510	mirror mansplainer's Newton's round sunglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	tumbling clever steel-toed spark plug earring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20
2514	olive coward's woven baling wire bracelets of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -20
2515	upside-down family-friendly hale gearbox necklace	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2516	flame-wreathed wrench bracelet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2517	wicked Da Vinci's chain necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5
2518	sawblade shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2519	artisanal McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	EPIC	
2520	mediocre melted Jell-o shot	4	decent	
2521	lousy watered-down blinking cruelty-free wine	2	decent	
2522	aged thistle wine	3	awesome	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	small stale narrow fish	2	decent	
2526	spoiled fish casserole	3	crappy	
2527	tasty fish lasagna	4	awesome	
2528	wobbly filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	moldy gnatloaf	4	crappy	
2530	stale enchanted gnatloaf casserole	3	decent	Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 10
2531	adequate special ghostly gnat lasagna	3	good	Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
2532	pork	0		
2533	stale pork chop sandwiches	3	decent	
2534	snack-sized normal pork casserole	2	good	
2535	thick moldy bouncing pork lasagna	5	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	twirling spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	huge family-friendly Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2540	pulsating bouncing tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	deionized enhanced lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	modified wobbly tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	enhanced non-denatured cyan wobbly begpwnia	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	enhanced pickled upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	deionized polymerized half-orchid	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	Lo Pan's tin star of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	family-friendly outrageous sombrero of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	upside-down crafty "Humorous" T-shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	squat reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	blurry distilled seal blood	0		
2555	olive high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	pulsating knitted scandalous Shagadelic Disco Banjo of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	squat chilly arcane researcher's Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	dog trainer's Chelonian Morningstar of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	lime green foul-smelling curative Hammer of Smiting	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	maroon Van der Graaf dance instructor's 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	Jack Frost's dog trainer's rosy-cheeked Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	blinking blinking plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	irradiated denatured mirror ant agonist	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 26
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	skewed ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	blurry ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	fuchsia huge bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	ghostly studded cactus quill of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2578	miser's nasty smartaleck's Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
2579	adequate blue cactus fruit	3	good	
2580	double-paned boxer's scorpion whip	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	blurry brick of sand	0		
2583	adequate tiny centipede eggs	1	good	
2584	knitted wonderwall shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2585	jittery experienced Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Experience: +2
2586	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2587	tumbling skewed Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2588	blinking sage Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2589	decent hot date	3	good	
2590	distilled artisanal enchanted olive distilled fortified wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 35
2591	massive spoiled tasty tart	7	crappy	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	adequate low-calorie jittery blinking Knob pasty	1	good	
2594	irresponsibly strong lousy narrow thermos full of Knob coffee	9	decent	
2595	corrupted aerosolized jittery Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 15
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	upside-down blurry Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	purple carbonated water lily	0		
2601	knitted deadly strapping Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
2602	purple frosty Jim Carey's Rosewater's Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	upside-down Tuesday's ruby of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	green palm-frond fan	0		
2607	jittery wobbly arcane researcher's palm-frond whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	squat wool palm-frond capris of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	fortified extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	crafty palm-frond cloak	0		Maximum MP: +10
2612	bouncing vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	teal tumbling rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	bland big savoy truffle	5	decent	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	bouncing blue boom	0		
2618	boxer's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	decent unidentified jerky	3	good	
2621	reassuring nasty rat mask of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: 4, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	skewed yellow scandalous scorching ratskin belt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2623	inspector's rattail whip of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15
2624	fuchsia studded bat hat of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	mansplainer's bat whip of doom	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2626	wholesome deadly bat-ass jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10
2627	veiny Rosewater's catskin cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	wobbly Tesla catskin buckler of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2629	stiffened wizardly tail o' nine cats	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1
2630	olive upside-down Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	activated skewed gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 46
2632	anodized mother's helper	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51
2633	censurious scandalous pat-a-cake pendant	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2634	teal mummy wrapping	0		
2635	pulsating really thick bandage	0		
2636	Newton's mummy mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	jittery Usain Bolt's gauze shorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	blurry cherry soda	0		
2640	red weightlifter's greaves of the brazier	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	energetic rosy-cheeked cowboy hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	ribald crafty Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
2643	forbidden happiness	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2644	pulsating feather	0		
2645	pulsating feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	red fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	ghostly healthy Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2650	skewed bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	narrow pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	normal S.T.L.T.	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	stale honey-dew	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	perfectly mixed strong Xanadian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	quadruple-concentrated quadruple-ionized squat jittery bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	twirling Van der Graaf Drowsy Sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2657	flavorless bouncing blurry escargotsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	bad bottle of realpagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	yellow savvy albatross necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	denatured tumbling shaking not-a-pipe	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	lousy watered-down flask of Amontillado	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	ball mask of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Can-Can skirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	quadruple-colloidal tumbling sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	deionized bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	altered alkaline olive bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	vacuum-sealed flattened tumbling spiky collar	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	modified cyan can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	dried huge patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	boiled Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	watered-down hand-crafted maroon shot of nepenthe schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	wet polymerized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	powdered handful of moss	1		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 50
2676	powdered wobbly cyan bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	distilled maroon protein powder	1		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 10
2678	squat spectre scepter	0		
2679	ionized deionized squat sparkler	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 53
2680	wet concentrated blinking snake	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 37, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	polymerized concentrated blurry spinning M-242	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 33
2682	jittery detuned radio	0		
2683	fuchsia Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	toasty fortified armgun	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5
2685	purple seashell necklace	0		
2686	blinking commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	ghostly avaricious coward's forbidden dreadlock whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +30
2689	manspreader's studded beer-a-pult	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10
2690	prompt cast-iron legacy paddle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
2691	adequate handful of nuts and berries	3	good	
2692	arcane researcher's driftwood sculpture of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +25
2693	greedy foul-smelling massive sitar	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
2694	up-at-dawn Rosewater's stone baseball cap of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	acceptable cup of beer	3	good	
2696	maroon ovoid thing	0		
2697	bouncing narrow duct tape	0		
2698	wobbly duct tape wallet	0		
2699	greedy healthy duct tape shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
2700	ghostly Oprah's duct tape fedora of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	narrow foul-smelling duct tape sword of terror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2702	hardy savvy duct tape dockers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	mirror Oprah's duct tape buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2704	huge shrinking powder	0		
2705	Usain Bolt's ribald Da Vinci's blackberry slippers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2706	dangerous arcane researcher's wizardly blackberry moccasins	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2707	shaking fireproof electrified studded blackberry combat boots	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2708	colloidal super-dry olive funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 27
2709	blurry pulsating purple exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	mirror cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	flattened blurry yellow facepaint	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 13
2712	dry narrow wobbly sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 11
2713	non-chilled alkaline huge spinning Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 36
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	pulsating sausage bomb	0		
2716	blinking lard-coated wicked battered hubcap of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2717	blurry narrow double-paned Jeselnik's shellacked hood ornament	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	avaricious sinister hand-carved bokken of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100
2720	lightning-fast nippy hand-carved bow of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
2721	executive Samson's wizardly hand-carved staff	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +40
2722	dog trainer's Herculean Staff of the Greasefire of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +1
2723	huge vibrating brainy Staff of the Grand Flambé of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 20, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2724	normal maroon bowl of rye sprouts	3	good	
2725	adequate squat cob of corn	3	good	
2726	decent juniper berries	3	good	
2727	bite-sized spoiled blurry plum	1	crappy	
2728	flavorless squat pear	3	decent	
2729	rotten peach	4	crappy	
2730	mediocre plum wine	4	decent	
2731	aged triple-distilled shot of pear schnapps	10	awesome	
2732	lousy triple-distilled shot of peach schnapps	10	decent	
2733	snack-sized adequate bunch of square grapes	2	good	
2734	moldy brown sugar cane	4	crappy	
2735	rotten blinking sandwich of the gods	3	crappy	
2736	lousy special watered-down Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	decent	Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 5
2737	mixed blue leopard-print barbell	1	crappy	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	anodized purple panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 23
2740	stiffened Fonzie's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1
2741	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic boilermaker	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
2742	decent special narrow steel lasagna	3	quest	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 40
2743	artisanal jittery steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	boiled twirling steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	triple-pickled gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 62
2746	anodized extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 45
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	Da Vinci's furniture dolly	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
2749	blurry flame-retardant frightening chilly Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
2750	beefy Uranium Omega of Temperance of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2751	blurry scandalous Jack Frost's Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2752	horrifying experienced Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2753	clever vibrating Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2754	supercool groovy Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Single Equip
2755	lime green inspector's personal trainer's Iron Beta of Industry	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2756	wicked grievous Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2757	narrow personal trainer's Red Balloon of Valor of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2758	veiny fortified Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2759	perfumed Blue Diamond of Honesty of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2760	skewed nasty Green Clover of Justice of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2761	ghostly gravedigger's extremely unsafe Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2762	wool healthy Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2763	red wool thinker's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2764	squat Lo Pan's shellacked deadly Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	narrow bowling ball	0		
2767	spoiled massive Crimbo pie	9	crappy	
2768	tasty big pear tart	5	awesome	
2769	moldy small peach pie	2	crappy	
2770	tarnished pressed chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 27
2771	dry shaking handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 34
2772	blue steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	huge unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	filigreed hamethyst earring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
2778	bouncing ruddy banded filigreed hamethyst necklace of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2779	Temple Grandin's coward's filigreed hamethyst ring of doom	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2780	shellacked Herculean strapping baconstone earring	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2781	spinning scorching rock-hard baconstone necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2782	wobbly spinning studded sinister savvy baconstone ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2783	knitted therapeutic pulled porquoise earring	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2784	shaking fuchsia therapeutic pulled porquoise pendant of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2785	greedy crafty pulled porquoise ring of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2786	sharpshooter's Earring of Fire of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2787	Herculean savvy Pendant of Fire	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2788	avaricious chilly Ring of Fire	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2789	grievous beefy Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2790	Tesla personal trainer's Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2791	personal trainer's beefcake's Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
2792	reassuring friendly Unspeakable Earring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2793	prompt personal trainer's Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2794	knitted Da Vinci's The Ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2795	ruddy Nose Ring of Putrescence of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2796	bouncing beefcake's Putrid Pendant of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2797	huge reassuring Ring of the Sewer Snake of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2798	wizardly Mudflap-Girl Earring of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2799	grievous Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2800	studded Mudflap-Girl Ring of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	shaking shaking flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	adjusted non-vacuum-sealed pulsating vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 55
2805	cold-filtered chilled frozen tumbling vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 67
2806	irradiated quadruple-dry moist squat vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 59
2807	flattened quadruple-adjusted bouncing flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 16
2808	polarized flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 14
2809	polymerized flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 19
2810	double-modified nitrogenated shaking lime green jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
2811	non-chilled jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 23
2812	moist teal jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 18
2813	wizardly Beret of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	ghostly baleful deadly Bludgeon of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Brimstone
2815	ghostly mirror avaricious beefy Bunker of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Brimstone
2816	knitted manspreader's Boxers of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	lard-coated strapping Brooch of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	blinking lion tamer's crafty Bracelet of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	asbestos-lined Grimacite gasmask of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	pulsating smelly brainy Grimacite gat	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	zippy grievous Grimacite gaiters	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	crafty Grimacite gauntlets of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	knitted Temple Grandin's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	sharpshooter's Grimacite girdle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	tumbling jittery greedy Grimacite gown	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	ruddy rosy-cheeked Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: 70
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	gray really dense meat stack	0		
2830	blurry digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	spoiled pulsating digital key lime pie	3	crappy	
2833	small enchanted decent star key lime pie	2	good	Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 15
2834	Usain Bolt's avaricious bottle-rocket crossbow of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	rock-hard indie comic hipster glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	cyan wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	wobbly boxer's glowstick of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	prompt Periodical Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only
2840	watered-down lousy bottle of cooking sherry	2	decent	
2841	spoiled packet of ketchup	4	crappy	
2842	spirit-forward perfectly mixed huge accidental cider	5	EPIC	
2843	flavorless fancy dire fudgesicle	4	decent	Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 50
2844	executive rosy-cheeked dance instructor's weightlifter's navel ring of navel gazing	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	educational Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Experience: +1
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	tumbling shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	boozy smooth moonberry wine cooler	5	awesome	
2851	spoiled small fine aged cheddarwurst	2	crappy	
2852	huge branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	steel-toed forbidden huge mosquito proboscis	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9
2856	boiled swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 22
2857	energized narrow olive squat seegar butt	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 62
2858	squat bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	witch wart of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2860	normal huge swamp muck	8	good	
2861	thinker's leechknife of vim and vigor of terror	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	chilled dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 23
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	Rosewater's beaver spear of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25
2866	bouncing flame-wreathed shamanic beads of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
2867	dog trainer's beefy dilapidated wizard hat	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	diffused chilled teal pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 21
2869	tarnished teal pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 64
2870	chilled triple-concentrated pirate tract	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 11
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	hale forbidden plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20
2873	rosewater-soaked fireproof plastic Ed the Undying	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
2874	blurry Tesla sinister plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2875	Samson's plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2876	squat plastic protector spectre of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2877	blurry resourceful plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Maximum MP: +50
2878	ghostly stiffened plastic Boss Bat	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2879	razor-sharp plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2880	jittery stiffened plastic Bonerdagon	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2881	squat Oprah's plastic The Man	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2882	friendly plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2883	nasty plastic Felonia	0		Stench Damage: +5
2884	shaking Da Vinci's plastic Beelzebozo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2885	gray horrifying plastic conservationist hippy	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2886	shaking curative plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2887	fuchsia dangerous plastic angry bugbear	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2888	blurry Oprah's plastic anime smiley	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2889	foul-smelling plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Stench Damage: +10
2890	blurry plastic astronomer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2891	plastic beanbat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2892	therapeutic plastic blooper	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2893	plastic brainsweeper of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2894	cyan baleful plastic briefcase bat	0		Spell Damage: +25
2895	groovy plastic demoninja	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2896	lion tamer's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2897	shellacked plastic drunk goat	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2898	fuchsia plastic fiendish can of asparagus of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2899	sizzling plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Hot Damage: +10
2900	toasty plastic handsome mariachi	0		Hot Damage: +5
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2902	teal occult plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2903	spinning plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2904	gravedigger's plastic Knott Yeti	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2905	strapping plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Muscle: +5
2906	plastic lobsterfrogman of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2907	huge hardened plastic ninja snowman	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2908	executive plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Meat Drop: +40
2909	plastic G Imp of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2910	tumbling plastic goth of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2911	pulsating quilted plastic cubist bull	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2912	tumbling plastic scary clown of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2913	spinning tumbling banded plastic smarmy pirate	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2914	auspicious plastic spiny skelelton	0		Item Drop: +10
2915	upside-down plastic Spam Witch of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2916	toasty plastic vampire	0		Hot Damage: +5
2917	jittery forbidden plastic taco cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2918	medical-grade plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2919	energetic plastic warwelf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2920	plastic whitesnake of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2921	beefcake's plastic XXX pr0n	0		Muscle: +25
2922	Sinatra's plastic zmobie	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2923	bouncing Jack Frost's plastic Protagonist	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2924	upside-down plastic Spunky Princess of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2925	stanky plastic topiary golem	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2926	plastic senile lihc of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2927	twirling extremely unsafe plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2928	plastic Gnomester Blomester of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2930	tumbling plastic Axe Wound of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2931	perfumed plastic Hellion	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2932	plastic Black Knight of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2933	medical-grade plastic pair of tweezers	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2934	scorching plastic fruit golem	0		Hot Damage: +25
2935	quilted plastic fluffy bunny	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2936	huge castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	red Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	super-sized adequate Surprise Egg	5	good	
2941	modified jittery Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 28
2942	moist chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 33
2943	concentrated Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 62
2945	auspicious party hat of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	mirror sharpshooter's V for Vivala mask of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	huge The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic skewed shot of rotgut	1	EPIC	
2949	Vulcanized double-polymerized wobbly blue jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 64
2950	pulsating Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	narrow squat Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	dog trainer's Sinatra's glowstick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	shaking tip jar of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2955	moldy tiny yam candy	1	crappy	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	spoiled upside-down tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4	crappy	
2959	frightening rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2960	rotten single-serving herbal stuffing	4	crappy	
2961	miniature yummy packet of tofurkey gravy	2	awesome	
2962	jumbo flavorless tofurkey nugget	5	decent	
2963	mirror jittery rigging shampoo	0		
2964	twirling ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	super-quantum Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 47
2968	non-tarnished Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 54
2969	enchanted flavorless creamsicle	3	decent	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 5
2970	watered-down smooth cream stout	2	awesome	
2971	bouncing blinking up-at-dawn curmudgel of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	purple twirling grumpy man charrrm bracelet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	frosty banded tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2976	high-proof lousy bilge wine	10	decent	
2977	witty rapier of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2978	blinking squat wool yohohoyo of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100
2979	pickled fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 29
2980	bouncing booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	lightning-fast booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	squat cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	blurry copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	auspicious stanky tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	cyan arcane researcher's clingfilm trousers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	blue huge family-friendly asbestos-lined clingfilm cap	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	fortified clingfilm slippers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	thick spoiled bouncing vinegar-soaked lemon slice	5	crappy	
2994	moist twirling true grit	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 52
2995	narrow blurry ruddy Da Vinci's brawny buoybottoms	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	blinking gravedigger's grungy flannel shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2997	therapeutic beefcake's grungy bandana	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	curative grassy cutlass	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	twirling fortified pegleg	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
3002	narrow lightning-fast lamé pants	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	cyan Sinatra's enormous hoop earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3004	Tesla educational costume sword	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3005	skewed rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	shaking upside-down resourceful baleful rainbow pearl earring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	blurry avaricious sage rainbow pearl necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	narrow scandalous frightening rainbow pearl ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	huge boxer's Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
3010	prompt nippy Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
3011	wobbly skewed sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	bouncing shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	spinning foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	shaking all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	maroon handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	jittery small stone triangle	0		
3024	upside-down stone pyramid	0		
3025	acceptable corpse on the beach	4	good	
3026	tolerable olive upside-down corpsetini	4	good	
3027	strong lousy corpsedriver	5	decent	
3028	delicious Corpse Island iced tea	3	awesome	
3029	acceptable red-headed corpse	3	good	
3030	acceptable watered-down spinning kamicorpse-ee	2	good	
3031	tolerable corpsel	3	good	
3032	acceptable watered-down wobbly corpsebite	2	good	
3033	purple pirate fledges of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Look like a Pirate
3034	gray piece of thirteen	0		
3035	small normal pearl onion	2	good	
3036	massive bland sea biscuit	7	decent	
3037	artisanal bottle of rum	4	EPIC	
3038	smooth bottle of black-label rum	3	awesome	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	jittery skewed voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	shaking metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	flavorless nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	normal jumbo nanite-infested candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	stale gigantic narrow nanite-infested fruitcake	7	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	perfectly mixed nanite-infested eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	teal El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	wobbly beefy eyepatch	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	teal sharpshooter's cutlass	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3052	forbidden breeches	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	pickled candy heart	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	polarized cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	metallic foil cat ears of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	blue nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	bouncing synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	blurry toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	squat gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	cyborg doll of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	ghostly up-at-dawn toy maglev monorail	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	mirror toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	jittery plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	mirror silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	red carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	twirling General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	narrow laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	spinning bouncing Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	bouncing teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	blinking marionette collective of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	spinning blue extremely unsafe borg sock monkey	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	Jeselnik's dangerous roboduck-on-a-string	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	ghostly upside-down upside-down teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	sinister biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	tumbling Jeselnik's C.B.F.G. of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	friendly biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	enhanced moist mirror vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	wobbly handmade hobby horse of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ball-in-a-cup of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	experienced set of jacks	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	massive tasty laser-broiled pear	6	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	rosewater-soaked thinker's polyalloy shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	jittery ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	olive rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	vibrating cyborg knife of the ox of James Dean	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	Usain Bolt's immense cyborg hand of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	dog trainer's cyborg stompin' boot of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	spinning overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	red Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	skewed upside-down Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	blurry Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	mirror Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	teal old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	huge divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	narrow mirror divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	mirror divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	skewed divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	blue divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	moist alkaline lime green bouncing fruitfilm	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 47
3125	wet pressed vacuum-sealed piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 63
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	special flavorless roasted marshmallow	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
3130	jittery disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	rotten tin cup of mulligan stew	3	crappy	
3132	fuchsia scandalous Temple Grandin's flamin' bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5
3133	squat chilly Herculean freezin' bindle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5
3134	spinning chilly supercharged stinkin' bindle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5
3135	shellacked thinker's bindle	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
3136	occult sleazy bindle of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3137	Lo Pan's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3138	miser's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Meat Drop: +10
3139	shaking stanky Hodgman's imaginary hamster of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3140	narrow soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	vibrating panhandle panhandling hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	red sharpshooter's cup of infinite pencils	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	sizzling Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	mirror El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	blue El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	squat sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	ionized twirling warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 67
3160	oxidized yellow skewed skewed humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 46
3161	energized improved maroon El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 24
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	squat El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	green augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	quantum lime green spinning seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 30
3169	fancy yummy diet turtle soup	1	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil", Effect Duration: 50
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	brainy evil paper umbrella	0		Mysticality: +5
3173	quantum enhanced skewed tumbling evil vihuela	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 37
3174	normal massive evil boring spaghetti	7	good	
3175	bland evil noodles	3	decent	
3176	low-calorie stale narrow evil noodles	1	decent	
3177	stale evil painful penne pasta	3	decent	
3178	special tasty 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	4	awesome	Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
3179	decent bouncing evil ravioli della hippy	4	good	
3180	rotten evil noodles	4	crappy	
3181	oxidized non-dry evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 35
3182	warmed narrow shaking evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 33
3183	denatured shaking evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 64
3184	dry evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 39
3185	energized adjusted evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 52
3186	anodized twirling evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 28
3187	extra-diffused ionized evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16
3188	acceptable watered-down an evil sump'm sump'm	2	good	
3189	bad weak evil ducha de oro	2	decent	
3190	drinkable evil horizontal tango	3	good	
3191	practically non-alcoholic artisanal evil roll in the hay	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	twirling family-friendly origami pasties	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	gray bouncing double-paned extremely unsafe origami riding crop of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	mirror mirror El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	spinning lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	executive lion tamer's Lo Pan's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	teal dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	yellow laminated card	0		
3210	squat notbig laminated card	0		
3211	tumbling unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	bouncing dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	upside-down overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	narrow Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	teal jittery crafty Socratic glowstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	ghostly sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	jittery razor-sharp brawny gatorskin umbrella	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	perfectly mixed weak bottle of sewage schnapps	2	EPIC	
3226	fortified artisanal bottle of Ooze-O	5	EPIC	
3227	bland C.H.U.M. chum	3	decent	
3228	bite-sized bland unfortunate dumplings	1	decent	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	quadruple-cold-filtered purple oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 17
3231	forbidden tattered paper crown	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	decent snack-sized shaking lime green vanilla-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	mirror inflatable duck	0		
3234	cyan water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	green noodle	0		
3236	bouncing Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	huge skewed Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	blurry Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	huge Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	MacGyver's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of courage	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	jittery wobbly aromatic Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	tumbling grievous weightlifter's Ol' Scratch's ash can of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	olive dangerous pink plastic baby	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	mirror Frosty's silk hat of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	nasty Frosty's carrot of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	zippy Sherlock's Frosty's nailbat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	Oscus's pelt of the brazier of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	Jim Carey's rock-hard Wand of Oscus of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	upside-down perfumed extremely unsafe Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	huge MacGyver's Zombo's skullcap of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	olive wool shellacked cool Zombo's shield	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	wholesome Zombo's grievous greaves of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	smelly Newton's savvy Chester's moustache	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	ruddy baleful Chester's bag of candy	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	flame-wreathed supercharged Chester's cutoffs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	red Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	blurry candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	warmed fuchsia pulsating handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 25
3269	extra-improved frozen super-boiled lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 37
3270	moist frozen spinning handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 23
3271	clever crotchety pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	sharpshooter's Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	tumbling squat auspicious willowy bonnet	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	skewed flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	pulsating black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	spinning frosty studded belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	narrow personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	spinning plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	spinning coward's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	rotten miniature salad	2	crappy	
3284	green squat C.H.U.M. lantern of the wise owl of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +60
3285	clever C.H.U.M. knife	0		Maximum MP: +20
3286	Frosty's snowball sack of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	green upside-down untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	tumbling unusual disco ball	0		
3297	blue stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	squat lime green smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	bouncing sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	teal Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	blurry Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	blurry baleful sealskin drum	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	avaricious washboard shield	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	dangerous spaghetti-box banjo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	jittery stanky marinara jug	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	experienced makeshift castanets	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	manspreader's left-handed melodica	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	diluted epic wad	1	good	
3317	healthy bottlecap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3318	corncob pipe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
3319	Mr. Joe's bangles of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
3320	inspector's frayed rope belt	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3321	spinning packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	upside-down friendly personal trainer's mayfly bait necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	huge Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	artisanal jar of fermented pickle juice	3	super ultra mega EPIC	
3326	denatured bouncing voodoo snuff	1	good	Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
3327	flavorless immense extra-greasy slider	6	decent	
3328	tumbling horrifying toasty crumpled felt fedora	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	clever battered top-hat of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	mirror perfumed ruddy shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	thinker's mostly rat-hide leggings of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	arcane researcher's hobo dungarees of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	banded patched suit-pants of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	jittery rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	upside-down dead guy's memento of the empath of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	rotten diet banquet	1	crappy	
3339	upside-down green squat sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	fuchsia very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	shaking bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	squat air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	wobbly narrow purple mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	aged weak blurry Ralph IX cognac	2	awesome	
3351	blurry llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	bouncing narrow zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	nitrogenated llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	toothsome banana-frosted king cake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	blinking narrow wicked brown plastic baby	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	yellow wobbly plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	blinking delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	ghostly stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	squat yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	squat tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	normal massive mole molé	8	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	irresponsibly strong drinkable Morlock's Mark Bourbon	8	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	electrified non-polarized Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	corrupted upside-down digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	red wobbly interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	modified glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	diluted glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	powdered twirling narrow wobbly glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	boiled glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	distilled bouncing glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	compressed olive glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	maroon house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	shaking Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	energetic thinker's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3381	lime green smartaleck's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
3382	pulsating ghostly dog trainer's boxer's Ol' Scratch's manacles of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
3383	fuchsia knitted Socratic Chester's sunglasses of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3384	fuchsia shaking rosewater-soaked Sinatra's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
3385	strapping Chester's Aquarius medallion of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3386	inspector's rosy-cheeked Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15
3387	flame-retardant medical-grade Zombo's skull ring	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	Jack Frost's rock-hard Frosty's arm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3390	mirror hardy Fonzie's brainy Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +50
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Item Drop: +5, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	jittery curative fortified Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	mirror chaotic Hodgman's porkpie hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	wizardly Hodgman's bow tie of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
3398	lousy blinking Hodgman's blanket	3	decent	
3399	lousy jar of squeeze	3	decent	
3400	toothsome red bowl of fishysoisse	3	awesome	
3401	moist deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 39
3402	energized altered magnetized twirling concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 52
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's deck of lewd playing cards of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3405	energetic Hodgman's sock	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3406	sinister Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Spell Damage: +10
3407	Da Vinci's Hodgman's almanac	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3408	grievous Hodgman's harmonica	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3409	Hodgman's garbage sticker of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3410	dangerous Hodgman's detector	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3411	clever Hodgman's cane	0		Maximum MP: +20
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	narrow Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	tumbling lime green hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	Vulcanized lime green sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 33
3423	galvanized frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 26
3424	quadruple-irradiated energized blurry fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 41
3425	galvanized irradiated dry green garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 23
3426	non-moist pickled strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 32
3427	blue roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	triple-oxidized fuchsia Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 28
3430	squat bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	cyan rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	mirror Newton's stirring stick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3
3436	blinking foul-smelling Jack Frost's crafty Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10
3437	prompt wool Staff of the Black Kettle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3
3438	skewed vibrating shellacked padded Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3439	skewed Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	dried prismatic wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	hardy club of the five seasons	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	inspector's rainbow crossbow	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	flame-retardant webbed comic mask	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	blinking groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	lightning-fast quilted six-rainbow shield	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	narrow tumbling cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	huge cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	jittery cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	teal cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	spinning cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	cool trusty torch	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	Junior Adventurer's merit badge of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3458	non-flattened polymerized bouncing mirror STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 61
3459	acceptable strong white-label gin	5	good	
3460	flavorless upside-down tin rations	3	decent	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	watered-down smooth bottle of sake	2	awesome	
3464	censurious round pebble	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3465	special moldy Bash-Ōs cereal	3	crappy	Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 50, Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	resourceful energetic medical-grade haiku katana	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	jittery bargain flash powder	0		
3468	slick plastic baby	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	spoiled blueberry-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	huge ribald razor-sharp Seasonal Beret of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	altered irradiated cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 31
3475	modified pickled improved blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 40
3476	quantum shaking plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 57
3477	ionized triple-cold-filtered chilled pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 19
3478	double-cold-filtered ionized peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 64
3479	squat balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	pulsating uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	skewed psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	warmed liquefied glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 48
3486	spinning dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	small rotten beefy fish meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	decent glistening fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	spoiled half-sized slick fish meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	bouncing wool fish scimitar of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
3493	dog trainer's slick fish stick	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
3494	hale fish bazooka of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3495	oxidized sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 15
3496	quadruple-cold-filtered bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 39
3497	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of Pete's Sake	2	EPIC	
3498	squat invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	adequate twirling canapés	3	good	
3502	vaporized bouncing thermos of brew	1	EPIC	Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	practically non-alcoholic acceptable glass of brandy	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	lime green friendly LWA ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	scratch 'n' sniff sword of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	narrow scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	red scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	squat scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	huge ghostly healthy savvy ganger bandana	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	brawny eelskin hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	perfumed eelskin pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	gray prompt eelskin shield	0		Adventures: +3, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	ghostly shark tooth	0		
3521	family-friendly groovy shark tooth necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3522	censurious cool shark jumper	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3523	pressed shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 23
3524	pickled electrified green eel battery	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 60
3525	moist quadruple-corrupted narrow temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 17
3526	Van der Graaf scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	shaking mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	blinking mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	skewed mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	shaking plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	ghostly green plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	experienced depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	depleted Grimacite gravy boat of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	occult groovy depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	Annie Oakley's depleted Grimacite grappling hook of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	sinister depleted Grimacite ninja mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	greedy depleted Grimacite shinguards of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	ribald Socratic depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	huge manspreader's Da Vinci's KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	teal wool propeller beanie	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	greasy Samson's straw hat of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	jittery supercool savvy octopus's spade of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3553	fuchsia soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	moldy massive tumbling sea carrot	7	crappy	
3556	big bland sea cucumber	5	decent	
3557	decent sea avocado	3	good	
3558	adequate sea lychee	3	good	
3559	decent tiny sea tangelo	1	good	
3560	gigantic adequate pulsating sea honeydew	9	good	
3561	modified blinking pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 31
3562	adjusted pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 60
3563	chilled galvanized mirror blue pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 36
3564	artisanal blinking berry-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3565	perfectly mixed lime green citrus-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3566	acceptable special blurry melon-infused sake	4	good	Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 30
3567	fuchsia slab of sponge	0		
3568	lime green narrow Usain Bolt's savvy sponge helmet of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	wool frightening weightlifter's spongy shield	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
3570	jittery smelly friendly electrified square sponge pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	green blurry six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	fuchsia sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	spinning ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	normal rice	3	good	
3584	normal bite-sized irradiated candy cane	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	bland massive gingerbread mutant bugbear	8	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	acceptable bouncing oozenog	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	pickled olive sugar plum	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	nitrogenated cold-filtered aerosolized spinning blinking sugar banana	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	liquefied triple-polarized quadruple-dry wobbly twirling sugar lime	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	nitrogenated huge sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	forbidden Mer-kin hookspear of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	red upside-down Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	dry blue Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 50
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	green imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	wool scorching moist sailor's cap of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	lime green extremely unsafe Rosewater's speargun	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3601	blue supercharged compass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	pulsating porthole	0		
3604	gray rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	chilly Fonzie's diving helmet of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	stanky sage strapping aerated diving helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	squat live nautical mine	0		
3609	purple das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	blurry imitation whetstone	0		
3611	oxidized sea grease	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 23
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	narrow pulsating pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	tarnished altered maroon unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	olive The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	shaking mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	upside-down pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	grievous parasitic claw	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	gray hale parasitic tentacles	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	squat smooth parasitic headgnawer	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	adjusted Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	red veiny dance instructor's elven socks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	jittery double-paned lion tamer's elven gloves	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	chaotic Oprah's festive holiday hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	yellow narrow tumbling rosewater-soaked patent shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	blurry dangerous savvy gray bow tie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	forbidden smooth penguin thesaurus	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	normal blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	squat blue pufferfish spine	0		
3644	skewed twirling depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	delicious shaking yellow canteen of wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	flavorless super-sized elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	purple skewed map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	adequate toast with jam	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	bouncing antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	bad elven moonshine	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	half-sized yummy knuckle sandwich	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	jittery foul-smelling cool psycho sweater	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	red fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	pulsating plastic Mob Penguin of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	mirror sinister plastic mutant elf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	brawny plastic fat stack of cash	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	beefy plastic strand of DNA	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	wizardly plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	spinning container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	Temple Grandin's Putty mitre	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	cyan therapeutic Putty leotard of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	flame-wreathed Putty ball	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	gray Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	blinking slick Putty snake of courage of the businessman	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	blurry asbestos-lined Van der Graaf glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	blinking upside-down thinker's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	gray Jim Carey's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	normal half-sized can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	acceptable triple-distilled bottle of peppermint schnapps	8	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	beefcake's diving muff	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
3678	drinkable weak salinated mint julep	2	good	
3679	skewed wobbly ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	skewed bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	shaking globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	normal gigantic blurry tempura carrot	9	good	
3685	delicious small tempura cucumber	2	awesome	
3686	huge decent tempura avocado	7	good	
3687	delicious jittery sea broccoli	3	awesome	
3688	adequate olive sea cauliflower	3	good	
3689	jumbo bland tempura broccoli	5	decent	
3690	rotten fancy tempura cauliflower	4	crappy	Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 15
3691	moldy maroon sea blueberry	4	crappy	
3692	decent sea persimmon	3	good	
3693	improved extra-vacuum-sealed pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 35
3694	corrupted non-warmed non-moist pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 30
3695	pulsating wizardly Mer-kin digpick	0		Mysticality: +25
3696	lime green spinning anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	jittery velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	fuchsia skewed marine aquamarine	0		
3703	ghostly valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	bouncing sinister velcro broadsword of horror of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
3706	rosewater-soaked occult grievous velcro paddle ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
3707	fireproof velcro shield of horror of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
3708	flame-retardant medical-grade velcro boots of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3709	narrow auspicious non-stick pugil stick of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
3710	perfumed careful MacGyver's teflon spatula	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5
3711	bouncing dance instructor's teflon shield of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3712	strapping teflon swim fins of the cougar of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3713	reassuring Lo Pan's 7-inch discus	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
3714	chaotic banded PVC staff of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
3715	up-at-dawn flame-wreathed vinyl shield of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5
3716	rock-hard Sinatra's vinyl boots of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	olive decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	skewed tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	shaking Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	olive hand grenegg	0		
3730	twirling caret	0		
3731	huge teal fireproof glass gnoll eye	0		Hot Resistance: +3
3732	wet boiled cigar butt	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 53
3733	family-friendly manly bloomers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	quilted supercool handwarmer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3737	stanky smooth lighter	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3738	jumbo adequate packet of beer nuts	5	good	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	mirror skewed handful of bees	0		
3741	bouncing spectral jelly	0		
3742	altered galvanized jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 29
3743	twirling spinning unstable quark	0		
3744	huge software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	teal upside-down mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	alkaline concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 34
3750	red weightlifter's vampire pearl earring	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
3751	flavorless chocolate chip brownies	3	decent	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	flattened love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	pressed chilled extra-Vulcanized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	super-flattened corrupted anodized love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	altered love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	deionized extra-corrupted love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	aerosolized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	alkaline breath mint	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 61
3761	vampire pearl ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3762	tumbling jittery therapeutic vampire pearl necklace	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3763	perfectly mixed fancy slug of vodka	4	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 15
3764	weak hand-crafted green slug of rum	2	EPIC	
3765	smooth watered-down jittery slug of shochu	2	awesome	
3766	mediocre distilled squat screwdiver	5	decent	
3767	aged dew yoana lei	3	awesome	
3768	hand-crafted lychee chuhai	4	EPIC	
3769	watered-down perfectly mixed salacious screwdiver	2	EPIC	
3770	perfectly mixed watered-down huge dew yoana salacious lei	2	EPIC	
3771	perfectly mixed high-proof blurry green salacious lychee chuhai	6	EPIC	
3772	aged boozy Alewife&trade; Ale	5	awesome	
3773	skewed seaode	0		
3774	blurry map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	rosy-cheeked pink pinkslip slip of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	inspector's deadly sea salt scrubs	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15
3778	shaking dog trainer's forbidden amber aviator shades of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
3779	pressed non-altered olive shaking hair of the fish	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 55
3780	spinning blue MacGyver's nurse's hat of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	huge gray blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dried squat bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 50
3783	modified skewed cyan bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 50
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	teal smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	wobbly pulsating vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	blinking wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	bouncing twirling crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	blinking Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	pulsating crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	bouncing charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	spinning ribald curative Mer-kin roundshield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3804	twirling grievous Mer-kin breastplate of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3805	yellow gravedigger's Jim Carey's Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	bouncing Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	altered frozen tarnished twirling Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 33
3808	mirror Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	moldy immense chocolate-frosted king cake	7	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	narrow dog trainer's plastic baby	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	narrow shaking midget clownfish	0		
3816	skewed half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	moldy sea radish	3	crappy	
3818	zippy Oprah's slick halibut	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	huge mirror water-polo mitt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
3821	electrified chilled quantum syringe	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 18
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	activated upside-down wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 55
3824	jittery bouncing Grandma's Note	0		
3825	ghostly Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	fancy bland big tempura radish	5	decent	Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 50
3830	narrow blue wool water-polo cap	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	acceptable watered-down twirling Typical Tavern swill	2	good	
3832	perfectly mixed extra-dry upside-down tropical swill	5	EPIC	
3833	tolerable practically non-alcoholic upside-down fruity girl swill	1	good	
3834	bad blended swill	3	decent	
3835	upside-down purple twirling costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	wool grievous beefcake's Elvish sunglasses	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	blinking anniversary safety glass vest of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3838	lime green chilly anniversary burlap belt	0		Cold Damage: +5
3839	groovy anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Moxie Percent: +10
3840	narrow anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	curative anniversary pewter cape	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3842	smelly out-of-tune biwa	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
3843	quilted dented harmonica	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3844	shaking olive miser's Temple Grandin's magic whistle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +10
3845	ghostly green censurious plastic blowgun	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3846	narrow sinister deadly educational jungle drum	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10
3847	frightening hippy bongo	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3848	blurry knob bugle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3849	lard-coated scandalous 4-dimensional guitar	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3850	narrow pulsating skewed sinister boxing glove	0		Spell Damage: +10
3851	upside-down huge wool scandalous electrified boxing glove on a spring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3852	upside-down cyan frightening half-sized guitar of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
3853	wool extremely unsafe bass drum	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1
3854	pixel boomerang of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3855	family-friendly flame-wreathed brawny world's smallest violin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3856	chaotic weightlifter's ocarina of space of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
3857	huge Socratic a butt tuba	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3858	cool bone flute	0		Moxie: +5
3859	infernal fife of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3860	perfumed charming flute	0		Stench Resistance: +5
3861	wobbly lime green leaf of grass	0		
3862	Jim Carey's Tesla grass whistle	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3863	executive dog trainer's plastic guitar	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +40
3864	finger cymbals of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
3865	ghostly pulsating stiffened kettle drum of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1
3866	rock-hard double-barreled sling of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +50
3867	squat supercharged quilted magilaser blastercannon	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3868	hanky&#363; of the wise owl of bravery	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	blinking wobbly gravedigger's studded ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10
3870	twirling cyan stolen office supplies	0		
3871	sharpshooter's groovy office-supply crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3872	pocket theremin of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3873	manspreader's rave whistle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 30, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	huge blurry torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	mansplainer's slick fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	enhanced quantum vial of slime	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 22
3886	liquefied wobbly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 20
3887	improved vial of slime	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 68
3888	colloidal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 26
3889	non-anodized double-adjusted tarnished skewed vial of slime	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 24
3890	altered electrified maroon vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 42
3891	triple-activated diffused jittery vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 17
3892	chilled ghostly maroon vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 26
3893	deionized modified shaking vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 22
3894	polymerized ionized vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 61
3895	corrupted red vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 53
3896	corrupted liquefied ghostly tumbling vial of slime	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 38
3897	anodized corrupted cyan vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 57
3898	wobbly bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	narrow figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	upside-down figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	lime green figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	mirror twirling imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	aged watered-down blended swill with a fly in it	2	awesome	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	spinning green mansplainer's turtle wax shield	0		Monster Level: +15
3916	narrow smelly turtle wax helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	blinking turtle wax greaves of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	wholesome meat shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	teal banded turtlemail coif of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	up-at-dawn Usain Bolt's turtlemail breeches	0		Initiative: +80, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	tumbling narrow dance instructor's turtlemail hauberk of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3923	blurry hedgeturtle	0		
3924	savvy weightlifter's spiky turtle helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	spinning dance instructor's spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	educational spiky turtle shield of terror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3927	red turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	polymerized tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 16
3931	perfumed severed flipper of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	blurry ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	jittery rosy-cheeked occult bad-ass club	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	ionized magnetized blurry hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 21
3936	non-modified scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 34
3937	modified altered narrow fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 63
3938	club of corruption of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	blurry Lo Pan's corrupt club of corruption	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	hardy corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	wholesome baleful brawny evil-ass club	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	mirror curative healthy deadly nasty-ass club	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	executive dangerous infernal toilet brush	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	huge nippy shadowy seal eye of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	twirling Fonzie's oyster egg balloon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3946	lime green Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	spinning Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	mirror pulsating Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	wobbly key	0		
3951	bouncing Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	skewed crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	bouncing bejeweled cufflinks of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
3959	mirror yellow garish pinky ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3960	double-paned designer sunglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3961	avaricious perfumed opera glasses	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
3962	spinning blurry designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	tarnished quadruple-polarized blue cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 21
3966	Annie Oakley's beefy hot-ass club of the brute	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	red deadly Sinatra's Fonzie's frigid-ass club	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	ghostly ghostly inspector's veiny padded creepy-ass club	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	anodized narrow sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 13
3970	twirling sizzling beefcake's Abyssal ember	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	ionized lime green frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 39
3972	jittery gravedigger's supercool seal spine	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	nitrogenated green seal lube	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 34
3974	lard-coated mannequin leg of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	inspector's Samson's padded tortoise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +15
3976	arcane researcher's Sinatra's tortoboggan	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
3977	skewed bouncing painted turtle	0		
3978	green MacGyver's painted shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	narrow maroon torquoise	0		
3982	upside-down foul-smelling sinister torquoise ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3983	bouncing dueling turtle	0		
3984	wool Rosewater's dueling banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1
3985	ghostly soup turtle	0		
3986	olive samurai turtle	0		
3987	censurious samurai turtle helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	jittery slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	jittery security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	blurry dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	diluted shaking agua de vida	1	decent	Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	reassuring tortoboggan shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	gray banded soup-chucks	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4005	frozen ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 33
4006	upside-down memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	wobbly memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	jittery memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	narrow memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	gray memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	upside-down memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	censurious greaves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	skewed asbestos-lined piece of rebar of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +5
4021	scandalous Fonzie's shovel of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
4022	greedy frightening rosy-cheeked necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
4023	up-at-dawn arcane researcher's speargun of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5
4024	personal trainer's supercool compass	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4025	hale savvy helmet of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	Oprah's rock-hard weightlifter's lantern	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
4027	medical-grade rock-hard brawny greaves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	perfumed MacGyver's hale club	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	huge memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	pulsating memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	purple memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	adequate slimy sweetbreads	3	good	
4038	acceptable weak blue slimy fermented bile bladder	2	good	
4039	mixed skewed slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	upside-down wool boxer's pig-iron helm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	aromatic beefcake's pig-iron shinguards	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	careful rosy-cheeked pig-iron bracers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	Sinatra's wumpus-hair whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	sizzling Newton's smooth wumpus-hair wig	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	lard-coated supercharged wumpus-hair loincloth of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	wobbly shaking rock-hard cool wumpus-hair sweater	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	huge greasy ring of teleportation	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	hand-crafted boozy White Hyborian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	flame-retardant goblin hunting spear	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	shaking manspreader's goblin autoblowgun of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	narrow huge brainy tribal beads	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	chaotic extremely unsafe stone fist	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	mansplainer's stone head	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	ghostly Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	bouncing Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	pulsating essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	maroon essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	ghostly knitted stylish villainous scythe	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	wool dog trainer's baneful bandolier	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	fortified diabolical crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	Temple Grandin's studded malevolent medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	Usain Bolt's corrosive cowl of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	lime green Jack Frost's friendly grisly shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	brainy corroded breeches of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	jittery bouncing deadly pernicious cudgel of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	thick bland cupcake-in-a-cup	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	massive delicious protein paste	6	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	upside-down foul-smelling supercharged cyber-mattock	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	mirror facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	upside-down upside-down X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	tarnished upside-down neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	super-anodized quantum purple physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	mirror small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	red Usain Bolt's peawee marble	0		Initiative: +80
4096	blurry Tesla brown crock marble	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4097	twirling dance instructor's China marble	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4098	fireproof lemonade marble	0		Hot Resistance: +3
4099	bumblebee marble of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4100	purple mirror narrow jet bennie marble of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4101	Sherlock's supercharged beige clambroth marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25
4102	yellow steely marble of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4103	narrow auspicious experienced beach ball marble of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100
4104	catseye marble of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
4105	fuchsia bumboozer marble of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
4106	chamoisole of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4107	super-deionized tarnished cyan bitter pill	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 19
4108	lard-coated monstrous monocle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	wobbly skewed red Jeselnik's weightlifter's musty moccasins	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	padded molten medallion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	bouncing reassuring fireproof brazen bracelet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	ghostly lime green grievous bitter bowtie of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bewitching boots of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	spinning secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	mirror moist sack	0		
4116	prompt resourceful Newton's rickety unicycle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4117	olive censurious lard-coated wholesome crusty hula hoop	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4118	shellacked wizardly Coily&trade; of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15
4119	horrifying shellacked school flying disc of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4120	aromatic ribald Fonzie's lawn dart	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
4121	pulsating electrified hale wagon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	upside-down narrow fireproof dance instructor's crown-shaped beanie of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	perfumed Tesla therapeutic hopping socks	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4125	blurry bouncing greedy coward's poodle skirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	vibrating Rosewater's letterman's jacket of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15
4127	lightning-fast avaricious sizzling hardened slime hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	squat mansplainer's educational supercool hardened slime pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	fireproof forbidden dangerous hardened slime belt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	compressed boot plant	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	acceptable watered-down sham champagne	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	galvanized altered blinking narrow tempura air	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 41
4134	irradiated warmed pulsating pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 28
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	horrifying Newton's smartaleck's Bag o' Tricks of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	lime green a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	skewed blinking a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	shaking a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	blurry funny paper hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	enhanced ghostly sand	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 45
4147	ghostly gray rosewater-soaked friendly charged magnet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	pulsating stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	bouncing shaking quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	fuchsia lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	polarized dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	chilled electrified twirling Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 39
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	spinning gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	tumbling rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	fancy bad irresponsibly strong twirling skewed cyan pebblebr&auml;u	10	decent	Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	half-sized rotten rocky road ice cream	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	colloidal tarnished children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 64
4164	unsweetened pickled Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 25
4165	hardy wicked educational Staff of the Soupbone	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50
4166	studded Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	sage Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	manspreader's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	blurry teal crystallized memory	0		
4172	zippy rock helmet	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	narrow rock pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	toasty rock necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	banded sugar shotgun	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	blue manspreader's sugar shillelagh	0		Monster Level: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	smelly sugar shank	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	mirror lard-coated banded strapping sugar chapeau	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	censurious sugar shorts	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	pulsating slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	wicked slime convention pin	0		Spell Damage: +5
4188	pulsating slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	skewed inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	shaking prompt sugar shirt	0		Adventures: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	skewed weightlifter's rave visor	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	baggy rave pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	pulsating spinning squat sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	Jeselnik's arcane researcher's sea cowboy hat of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	yellow urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	fuchsia tumbling Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	skewed Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	upside-down medical-grade educational brand new key	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4207	weightlifter's dorsal fin	0		Muscle: +15
4208	jittery skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	narrow roller skate decoy	0		
4211	upside-down mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	skate blade of the ox of James Dean	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3
4214	jittery spangly unitard	0		
4215	lightning-fast Da Vinci's collapsible baton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +40
4216	olive groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	warmed cold-filtered pulsating groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 21
4219	squat electrified cool skate board	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	twirling occult yield shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	teal unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	narrow roller skate doll	0		
4226	hale Star of Bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	blinking bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	fuchsia ice skate decoy	0		
4232	purple ice skate doll	0		
4233	wobbly hacienda key	0		
4234	perfumed pat&eacute; knife	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4235	bouncing salt-shaker	0		
4236	wobbly blue can of sterno	0		
4237	sharpshooter's cheese-slicer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4238	bite-sized tasty blue beef jerky	1	awesome	
4239	pipe wrench of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
4240	magnetized improved narrow gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 67
4241	therapeutic sleep mask	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	bouncing coward's sock garters	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
4243	anodized shaking mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 11
4244	coward's leather-bound tome	0		Monster Level: -20
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	ivory cue ball of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4247	mediocre strong decanter of fine Scotch	5	decent	
4248	altered blinking blue twirling expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 5
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	maroon tumbling wobbly fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	dry upside-down purple vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 69
4253	double-alkaline boiled potion of speed	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 58
4254	twirling bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	warmed Vulcanized sap	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	normal chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	drinkable cyan mulled cider	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	gray rock-hard bark boxers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	bark beret of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	strapping bark bracelet	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
4267	double-paned frightening Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	steel-toed Herculean Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	wholesome Angelhair Culottes of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	rock-hard personal trainer's Newman's Own Trousers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	maroon auspicious wool Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	careful Lederhosen of the Night of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	double-chilled ribbon candy	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	ribald Underworld truncheon of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	wool lard-coated Staff of the Woodfire of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	jittery hale Underworld flail of the storm of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	upside-down Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	blinking cyan Sherlock's rock-hard Mer-kin bunwig	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	blurry electrified extremely unsafe smartaleck's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	spinning ruddy wholesome crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	aromatic greasy Mer-kin gladiator mask of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	greasy wicked Mer-kin scholar mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	flame-retardant knitted strapping Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	tumbling baleful arcane researcher's educational Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	groovy Mer-kin headguard of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	occult Mer-kin waistrope	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4290	smelly coward's energetic Mer-kin facecowl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4291	tumbling scandalous Mer-kin thighguard	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4292	perfumed Newton's strapping Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	energetic rock-hard wicked Mer-kin dragnet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	up-at-dawn Mer-kin switchblade of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	Annie Oakley's medical-grade Ass-Stompers of Violence of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	miser's Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked Brand of Violence	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	skewed perfumed curative Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4300	skewed rosewater-soaked MacGyver's slick Lens of Violence	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	maroon ghostly Newton's Pigsticker of Violence of the empath of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4302	flame-retardant Temple Grandin's Jodhpurs of Violence of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	narrow inspector's family-friendly Annie Oakley's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	ghostly blinking quilted Da Vinci's experienced Girdle of Hatred	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	rosewater-soaked supercool Staff of Simmering Hatred of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
4306	veiny Pantaloons of Hatred of the ox of the brute	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	prompt resourceful Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4308	flame-retardant Lens of Hatred of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	skewed fortified padded Sinatra's Treads of Loathing	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: 80, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	bouncing Lo Pan's veiny ruddy Scepter of Loathing	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cloathing
4311	frosty wholesome Newton's Belt of Loathing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	jittery friendly veiny Goggles of Loathing of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	blinking yellow zippy frightening Stick-Knife of Loathing of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Cloathing
4314	manspreader's Jeans of Loathing of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	skewed tumbling miser's Annual Ascot	0		Meat Drop: +10
4316	stiffened razor-sharp Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	ribald steel-toed quilted Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	spinning red tumbling ribald scorching Jack Frost's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	dance instructor's Fonzie's supercool Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	beefcake's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	ribald Annie Oakley's wholesome steel-toed The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	purple up-at-dawn forbidden grievous Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	asbestos-lined baleful strapping Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	blinking up-at-dawn mansplainer's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	red prompt Tesla beefcake's Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	Sherlock's rosewater-soaked supercool Bling of the New Wave	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined gravedigger's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	tumbling suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bouncing bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	decent huge candy kneecapping stick	4	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	stale licorice garrote	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	tumbling sinister candy knuckles	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	miniature bland mirror jawbruiser	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	polarized colloidal blue shaking chocolate car	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	mansplainer's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	plastic Crimbo Casino of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	ghostly wizardly plastic stocking mimic	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	Sinatra's plastic Don Crimbo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	pulsating plastic Crimbomination of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	oxidized pressed ionized Piddles	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	quantum BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	aerosolized irradiated Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	maroon twirling plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	occult snow hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	friendly snow pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	lion tamer's snow belly	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	stale diet expired can of franks 'n' beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	artisanal narrow expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	fuchsia shaking elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	polymerized fuchsia elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	immense delicious spinning penguin focaccia bread	8	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	hand-crafted herringcello	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	weak delicious mirror elven cellocello	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	blurry handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	huge bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	spinning handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	shaking chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	shellacked throwing wrench	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	yellow blurry Temple Grandin's pair of bolt cutters	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	quilted poison pen	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	lime green hardened speed limit shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	auspicious wicked live wire	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	smooth beefcake's misfit dolly	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	censurious curative misfit hobby horse	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	blinking supercharged slick misfit teddy bear	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	knitted pocketwatch on a chain of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	yellow ruddy padded cement sandals	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	beefcake's night-vision goggles of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	gray passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	baleful peanut brittle shield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	nippy Red Rover BB gun of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	mirror smelly red-and-green sweater	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	fuchsia Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	improved Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	deionized pressed shaking Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	improved double-oxidized red bouncing Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	twirling cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	Herculean cheese sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	cheese diaper of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	olive energetic cheese wheel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	spinning cheese eye of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	horrifying shellacked grievous Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	wobbly The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	bouncing A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	bland quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	irresponsibly strong drinkable shaking bouncing Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	squat sealhide hood of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	brainy sealhide leggings	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	censurious sealhide cloak	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4418	twirling ruddy sealhide buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4419	sealhide whip of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4420	scandalous sealhide moccasins	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
4421	shaking greedy sealhide gloves	0		Meat Drop: +20
4422	padded sealhide belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	blurry puzzling trophy	0		
4425	Vulcanized teal sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 55
4426	ghostly hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	Fonzie's glowstick on a string	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Raveosity: +1
4429	chilly candy necklace	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	teddybear backpack of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	liquefied anodized invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	magnetized irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	Vulcanized irritability potion	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	huge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	upside-down hellseal whisker	0		
4439	narrow shaking hellseal claw	0		
4440	narrow guard turtle shell	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	crowbar of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
4442	squat bouncing chaotic spaghetti cult rosary	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4443	experienced spaghetti cult mask	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	inspector's spangly mariachi pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	careful educational spangly mariachi vest	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10
4447	spinning educational spangly sombrero	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	pickled squat Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	twirling painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	cyan map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	stiffened pointy hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	bouncing olive fireproof lawnmower blade	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	mirror grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	smelly The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	perfumed careful snailmail coif	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	purple electrified beefcake's snailmail breeches	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	deadly snailmail hauberk of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
4461	dry upside-down gray seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 64
4462	pickled chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 67
4463	cold-filtered liquefied chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 64
4464	improved chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 57
4465	pressed chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 53
4466	magnetized chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 58
4467	boiled chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 68
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	narrow BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	flame-retardant BRICKO hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	prompt BRICKO pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	aromatic BRICKO sword	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	skewed BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	wobbly BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	blurry BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	maroon jittery BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	mirror BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	frightening BRICKO bulwark	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	spinning red gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	upside-down gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	blinking BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	fuchsia BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	enhanced adjusted adjusted jittery olive recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 25
4498	activated twirling recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 56
4499	improved recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 38
4500	diffused quadruple-galvanized spinning recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 26
4501	anodized warmed recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 61
4502	modified tumbling recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 52
4503	tarnished recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	blurry fuchsia experienced heart of the volcano of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2
4505	warmed Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 13
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	ghostly Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	warmed blurry blurry blue &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	massive flavorless walrus ice cream	6	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	adequate beautiful soup	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	rotten Humpty Dumplings	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	flavorless super-sized olive Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	aged missing wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	adequate matter custard	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	irradiated wet comfit?	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	upside-down ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	horrifying flamingo mallet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	tumbling gray croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	huge Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	purple wholesome smartaleck's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	vibrating wig of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	moldy donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	thick decent bucket of honey	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	banded studded elephant stinger	0		Damage Absorption: 180, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	rotten dragon snaps	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	lard-coated snapdragon pistil of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	lime green blurry shaking puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	delicious green rook cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	tasty enchanted jittery bishop cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	huge bland knight cookie	9	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	adequate snack-sized shaking king cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	bland queen cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	narrow electrified insane tophat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	mirror razor-sharp helm of the knight of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	lion tamer's banded wristwatch of the knight	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	coward's hardened trousers of the knight	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	rosy-cheeked tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	teal tie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
4543	avaricious tuxedo pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	lime green porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	twirling bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	narrow carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	spinning resourceful detour shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	blurry lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	spinning dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	pulsating record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	bouncing can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	twirling hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	boozy hand-crafted squat world's most unappetizing beverage	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	blinking slippery when wet shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	half-sized rotten raisin	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	skewed fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	upside-down gravedigger's smelly flyest of shirts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	snack-sized flavorless a dance upon the palate	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	small decent prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	blurry Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	moldy squirmy violent party snack	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	can-you-dig-it? of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	spinning spinning panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	purple bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	boiled dry unsweetened Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	sharpshooter's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	ghostly tumbling wool Rosewater's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	gray fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	jittery glob of skin	0		
4584	tasty six wedges of goat cheese	3	awesome	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	skewed green boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	pixel whip of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
4590	blinking careful pixel chain whip	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	executive pixel morning star	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	blue pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	watered-down drinkable plastic cup of beer	2	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	tumbling keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	Van der Graaf bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	adequate narrow sun-dried tofu	3	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	delicious soyburger juice	3	awesome	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	blue essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	dry essential soy	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	cold-filtered wobbly essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	squat map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	cyan sizzling Crown of Thrones	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	bad wobbly lime green Cinco Mayo Lager	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	blinking Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	squat frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	enhanced ghostly chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	decent pawn cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	boiled coffee pixie stick	1	crappy	Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	mirror parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	fuchsia wicked plastic spider ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	narrow inflatable baseball bat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	red skewed double-paned googly-star hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	stanky dance instructor's googly-ball hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	censurious weightlifter's googly-heart hat	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	reassuring razor-sharp super-sweet boom box	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	frosty experienced sinister demon mask of incineration	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	Jack Frost's curative streetfighting champion's belt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	Oprah's brainy beefy Space Trip safety headphones	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	wobbly bouncing Sinatra's LARP carp	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
4641	baleful extremely unsafe KoL Con Six Pack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25
4642	thinker's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Mysticality: +10
4643	grievous rxr shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	purple wool occult smartaleck's Juju Mojo Mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	Sherlock's space trooper helmet	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	executive stanky Meteoid ice beam	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	mirror foul-smelling Dungeon Fist gauntlet of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	twirling supercharged Newton's ironic knit cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	jittery ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	lime green ironic battle spoon of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4655	Sherlock's ironic jogging shorts of the businessman	0		Item Drop: 30, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	mirror sharpshooter's mole skin notebook	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4657	blurry pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	mirror map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	upside-down blackberry galoshes of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4660	blinking wicked beefcake's trout fang	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	big flavorless poisonous caviar	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	denatured aerosolized warmed wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	purple Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	avaricious padded Ellsbury's skull	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	clever hot plate	0		Maximum MP: +20, Thorns: 1
4666	avaricious Jack Frost's imp unity ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
4667	up-at-dawn Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Adventures: +5
4668	huge observational glasses of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4669	Socratic hilarious comedy prop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	drinkable high-proof booze-soaked cherry	9	good	
4672	huge comfy pillow	0		
4673	huge spoiled marshmallow	9	crappy	
4674	delicious thick fuchsia sponge cake	5	awesome	
4675	delicious twirling gin-soaked blotter paper	3	awesome	
4676	purple tree-holed coin	0		
4677	upside-down unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	Oprah's pottery shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	censurious sinister pottery hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	huge Jim Carey's studded pottery training pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	stanky pottery club	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	wobbly stylish pottery yo-yo	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	upside-down blue fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	skewed bouncing fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	Van der Graaf Greatest American Pants of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	flame-retardant fossilized necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	skewed bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	red-hot medallion	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	squat twirling My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	spinning immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	flavorless immense tumbling lemon popsicle	8	decent	
4715	spoiled popsicle	3	crappy	
4716	adequate jumbo jittery red strawberry popsicle	5	good	
4717	delicious small liver popsicle	2	awesome	
4718	steel-toed mariachi hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	twirling foul-smelling Hollandaise helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	thick tasty liver and let pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	flavorless enchanted pulsating badass pie	3	decent	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	toothsome skewed shoo-fish pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	adequate piping organ pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	rotten massive igloo pie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	rotten spinning stomach turnover	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	adequate skewed dead lights pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	moldy small throbbing organ pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	supercool stop shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	bouncing kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	narrow rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	huge prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	electrified beer-soaked mop	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4738	lousy special day-old beer	4	decent	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 35
4739	lousy plain beer	3	decent	
4740	lousy squat overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	decent	
4741	tumbling smiling rat	0		
4742	wobbly rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	super-aerosolized triple-colloidal bouncing PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 58
4745	enhanced dry Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 38
4746	ionized ghostly Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 49
4747	huge moldy twirling narrow bone meal	8	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	smooth bone aperitif	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	baleful bonerang	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	razor-sharp bone and arrows	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	blurry boning knife of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	dangerous bone crusher	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	gray knitted bone spurs	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	therapeutic hardy bonedanna	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	wicked strapping boneana hammock	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	concentrated tarnished yellow candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	mirror pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	decent snack-sized pumpkin pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	drinkable yellow pumpkin beer	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	chilled wet pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	quilted educational shin gourds	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	family-friendly studded educational Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	bouncing Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	blinking ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	red Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	yellow Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	huge Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	special bland blurry CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	decent	Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	decent small CRIMBCOLOAF	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	decent circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	shellacked plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	teal clever plastic fax machine	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	squat flame-retardant plastic hobo elf	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	Herculean plastic Mr. Mination	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	huge Annie Oakley's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	upside-down S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	green ghostly robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	toothsome triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	awesome	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	moldy small upside-down spinning square CRIMBCOOKIE	2	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	occult Samson's wizardly bindlestocking	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	ghostly squat Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	wobbly The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	blurry sinister Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	shaking scorching Uncle Hobo's epic beard of doom	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	clever beefy Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	squat Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	greedy dance instructor's Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	brawny Uncle Hobo's belt of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	galvanized chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	Oprah's gift-a-pult	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	double-modified magnetized holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	skewed paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	ghostly bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	CRIMBCO lanyard of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	twirling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	tumbling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	ghostly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	green Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	pulsating greedy curative healthy paperclip-on tie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	huge huge Fonzie's paperclip pants of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	olive auspicious gravedigger's rock-hard paperclip turban	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	supercool paperclip cape	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	bouncing gaudy key	0		
4875	spinning BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	extra-ionized adjusted modified shaking skewed chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	boiled flattened olive bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	diffused bouncing olive incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	unsweetened nitrogenated myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	aged weak CRIMBCO wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	lime green Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	fuchsia toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	tasty bouncing toe jam toast	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	snack-sized moldy traffic jam toast	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	stale huge space jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	pickled non-magnetized magnetized squat blinking motivational poster	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	mirror slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	cyan tumbling BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	massive tasty festive sausage	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	massive normal holiday cheese log	8	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	perfumed shellacked BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	jittery lard-coated BGE pocket calendar	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	lard-coated BGE plastic toy	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	Da Vinci's stapler bear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	upside-down personal trainer's adhesive tape dolly	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	greasy scissor duck	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	bouncing jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	pulsating narrow perfumed Oprah's Seven Loco	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	tumbling Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	Sinatra's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	tumbling ruddy Loathing Legion moondial	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	jittery shellacked Loathing Legion knife	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	green strapping Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Muscle: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	sage Loathing Legion can opener	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	cyan Usain Bolt's electrified Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	aromatic Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	personal trainer's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	green Van der Graaf Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	dance instructor's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	ribald Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	gray twirling electrified Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Loathing Legion abacus of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	pulsating asbestos-lined Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	jittery Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	clever Loathing Legion hammer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	tumbling twirling Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	wobbly arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	decent Knob jelly donut	3	good	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	shaking blinking Knob batter	0		
4945	teal spinning bouncing Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	upside-down GOTO	0		
4949	colloidal electrified weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 68
4950	liquefied abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 46
4951	occult flimsy clipboard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4952	aerosolized olive shaking baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
4953	huge reassuring whalebone corset of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4954	olive oven mitts of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
4955	adequate overcookie	3	good	
4956	massive spoiled wobbly philosopher's scone	9	crappy	
4957	altered oxidized half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 37
4958	greedy Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Meat Drop: +20
4959	rotten diet Knob nuts	1	crappy	
4960	aged pulsating Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	awesome	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	friendly mysterious lapel pin of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
4963	skewed state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	squat Evilometer	0		
4965	olive Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	blinking Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	ghostly Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	fuchsia Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	maroon Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	narrow Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	narrow Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	twirling Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	huge Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	purple Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	skewed Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	squat fuchsia Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	mirror Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	huge Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	spinning friendly card sleeve	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	shaking evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	low-calorie spoiled wasabi pocky	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	rotten low-calorie tobiko pocky	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	rotten spinning natto pocky	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	mediocre practically non-alcoholic narrow wasabi-infused sake	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	lousy watered-down tobiko-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	bad distilled natto-infused sake	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	altered blurry wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	non-improved tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	diffused double-deionized pulsating natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	pressed ionized elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	artisanal distilled tumbling marshmallow flamb&eacute;	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	delicious practically non-alcoholic cranberry schnapps	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	drinkable breaded beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	perfectly mixed strong narrow soy cordial	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	wobbly Usain Bolt's ribald careful astral bludgeon	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
5029	horrifying occult astral shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
5030	dog trainer's cool astral chapeau of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	censurious friendly smartaleck's astral bracer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5032	ruddy groovy astral longbow of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40
5033	inspector's smelly astral shorts of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	blurry foul-smelling rosy-cheeked forbidden astral mace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
5035	blurry avaricious astral trousers of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	spinning Sherlock's chilly astral ring of terror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
5037	flame-retardant resourceful astral statuette of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
5038	teal family-friendly Lo Pan's experienced astral pistol	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1
5039	groovy slick astral mask	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
5040	blue twirling astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	huge Sinatra's astral shirt of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100
5042	narrow Jack Frost's Tesla astral belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5043	flavorless fancy astral hot dog	3	???	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 5
5044	practically non-alcoholic lousy astral pilsner	1	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	fuchsia astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	shaking banded quilted deadly double-ice cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: 140, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	squat stanky therapeutic double-ice box of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	wobbly greedy friendly double-ice britches	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	shaking handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	skewed intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	gray obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	gray best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	unsweetened Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	pressed oxidized Red Pill	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	lime green Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	special half-sized adequate skewed spaghetti con calaveras	2	good	Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	blurry s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	moldy purple popcorn	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	delicious chaos popcorn	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	family-friendly lard-coated hole of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	moldy small blue s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	spinning diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	aged Russian Ice	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	blinking crafty clay ashtray	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	blurry lanyard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	bouncing ribald monster pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	upside-down box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	wet aerosolized concentrated blinking Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	Van der Graaf helmet of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	crutch of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	fortified shock belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	irradiated oxidized Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	pulsating wicked rubber band gun	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	narrow pin-stripe slacks of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	blue zippy gloves	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	magnetized modified bouncing correction fluid	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	cyan Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	energetic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	double-paned Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	red mansplainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	jittery Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	purple boxer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	blurry wizardly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	narrow rosy-cheeked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Herculean Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	jittery family-friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	shaking energetic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	reassuring Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	vacuum-sealed shaking willyweed	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	concentrated Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	energized nitrogenated skewed bouncing fish juice box	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	huge bouncing hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Jeppson's Malort	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	skewed tumbling olive stress ball of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	twirling cyan toasty Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	maroon My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	friendly Sinatra's Admiral's hat of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	reassuring gravedigger's arcane researcher's aviator's cap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	ghostly up-at-dawn mirrored aviator shades of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	mirror red Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	improved polymerized red Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	jumbo delicious squat elven hardtack	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	smooth elven squeeze	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	squat E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	squat E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	denatured astral energy drink	1		
5141	twirling Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	pulsating moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	shaking handful of honey	0		
5145	liquefied ionized wet gray jittery honeypot	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 34
5146	delicious huge wild honey pie	4	awesome	
5147	special tolerable honey mead	4	good	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 10
5148	Jeselnik's nippy vibrating honey dipper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
5149	family-friendly flame-wreathed Rosewater's honeybritches	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	red rosewater-soaked scandalous honeycap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	shellacked Moonthril Circlet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	blinking Moonthril Greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Moonthril Flamberge of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Moonthril Longbow of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Lo Pan's Moonthril Cuirass	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	blinking plush alielf	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	super-oxidized unsweetened Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	bouncing plush dogcat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	wicked plush hamsterpus	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	huge plush ferrelf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	shaking extremely unsafe plush alien hamsterpus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	flame-retardant plush mutated alielf	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	banded forbidden plush mutated alielephant	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	girl of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	spinning spinning yellow elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	super-electrified improved blinking transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	narrow twirling Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	yellow Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	bad strong Saison du Lune	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Moonthril Schnapps	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	bad Wrecked Generator	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	normal Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	bland olive Crepes a la Lune	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	snack-sized yummy Moon Pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	double-flattened magnetized Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	enhanced pickled narrow Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	concentrated concentrated shaking 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	squat Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	wobbly Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	double-diffused honey stick	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 61
5189	flattened polymerized dry spinning double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	auspicious Lo Pan's Operation Patriot Shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	magnetized pickled yellow corrupted data	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	green 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	padded Great S-Cape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	skewed Marvelous Unitard of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	pickled gooey paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	powdered blurry beastly paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	vaporized spinning cyan paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	compressed narrow ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	dried narrow tumbling greasy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dried bug paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	powdered narrow hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	compressed orc paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	denatured blinking demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	vaporized huge teal indescribably horrible paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	powdered paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	compressed goblin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	diluted pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	compressed chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	altered paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	twisted blurry Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	pickled olive slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	dried mirror penguin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	powdered bouncing elemental paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	vaporized purple wobbly cosmic paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	compressed blinking hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	mixed green Crimbo paste	1	decent	Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	maroon Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	wobbly Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	decent Ur-Donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	delicious enchanted bucket of wine	4	awesome	Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	enchanted rotten ultrafondue	4	crappy	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	blinking blue crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	MacGyver's shining halo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	furry halo of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	frosty halo of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	weak tolerable Lumineux Limnio	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	perfectly mixed Morto Moreto	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	drinkable Temps Tempranillo	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	acceptable boozy Bordeaux Marteaux	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	mediocre practically non-alcoholic blurry Fromage Pinotage	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	perfectly mixed Beignet Milgranet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	lousy Muschat	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	bland big cool jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	decent blurry shrapnel jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	flavorless occult jelly donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	normal low-calorie thyme jelly donut	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	jumbo flavorless danish	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	moldy blurry smashed danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	jumbo stale forbidden danish	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	small stale cool cat claw	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	tasty huge blunt cat claw	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	massive normal shadowy cat claw	9	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	spoiled cheezburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	miniature rotten toasted brie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	triple-pressed alkaline gray potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	anodized too legit potion	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	galvanized spinning Bright Water	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	enhanced denatured wobbly wobbly cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	non-alkaline tarnished graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	improved adjusted galvanized spinning cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	ionized extra-tarnished chilled potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	double-galvanized potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	pickled improved pickled mirror shaking twirling potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	ionized unsweetened twirling potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	colloidal unsweetened upside-down purple potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	tumbling olive bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	blurry broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	lime green upside-down boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	medical-grade hammerus	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	spinning blunt icepick of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	greasy fluorescent lightbulb	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	ghostly Tesla Samson's blammer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	fortified clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	pulsating 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	beefcake's broken clock	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	pulsating stiffened dethklok	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	glacial clock of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	blue Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	bouncing d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	fuchsia spinning newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	snack-sized spoiled cyan phish stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	spinning mirror aromatic beefy plastic vampire fangs of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	nasty Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	mirror Annie Oakley's grievous experienced Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	blinking Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	supercool Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	jittery ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	bouncing shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	boiled ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	frozen aerosolized warmed necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	anodized liquefied anodized ghostly bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	corrupted modified adjusted whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	quadruple-enhanced squat yellow press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	pickled improved wet Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	corrupted Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	nitrogenated alkaline ghostly Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	alkaline green Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	corrupted twirling yellow Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	practically non-alcoholic aged Ecto-Cooler	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	watered-down bad Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	acceptable shaking Blood Light	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	aged ghostly Silver Bullet beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	acceptable Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	enhanced narrow sorority brain	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	chilled lime green Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	polarized aerosolized mirror drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	blinking throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	thinker's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	reassuring BRAINS shorts of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	dance instructor's Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	bouncing sage scrunchie	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	chaotic padded extremely skinny jeans	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	narrow banded extremely unsafe The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	fortified stylish beefy The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	upside-down zippy fireproof banded The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	veiny arcane researcher's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	mirror The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	lousy The Cooler Out of Space	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	nitrogenated ghostly Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	purple A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	blurry shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	huge A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	jittery The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	wobbly Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	lime green Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	lime green narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	jittery KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	inspector's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	plastic abominable fudgeman of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	vibrating plastic colollilossus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	wholesome plastic Big Candy of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	narrow spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	diluted blinking cyan blurry groose grease	1	decent	Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	olive pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	Fonzie's ridiculous belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	olive jittery sinister ridiculous earring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	electrified ridiculous sunglasses	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	rotten tiny special ridiculous sandwich	1	crappy	Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	drinkable ridiculous cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	fireproof brainy zombie monkey necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	green scrap of paper	0		
5394	cyan sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	chilled irradiated red peppermint twist	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	spoiled twirling peppermint patty	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	jittery candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	medical-grade candy cane	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	frightening sharpshooter's experienced cane-mail shirt	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	tumbling stanky crafty cane-mail pants of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	artisanal purple Vodka Matryoshka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	lousy maroon Gin Mint	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	fortified artisanal narrow Tequiz Navidad	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	tolerable pulsating Mint Yulep	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	mediocre huge Crimbojito	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Sangria de Menthe	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	ghostly candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	green licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	cold-filtered boiled purple licorice root	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	altered cold-filtered teal banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	vacuum-sealed anodized triple-pressed twirling gray pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	boiled lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	moist polymerized kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	moist strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	blurry sinister bananarama bangle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	MacGyver's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	strapping tourmalime tourniquet	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	grievous kumquartz ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	spinning miser's strawberyl necklace	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	vibrating supercool sucker bucket	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	medical-grade sucker hakama	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	jittery sucker kabuto of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	jittery sucker tachi of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	twirling sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	yellow grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	olive raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	warmed galvanized red fudge lily	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	extra-denatured wet blinking fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	jittery fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	normal massive fudgesicle	6	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	blinking wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	upside-down The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	ghostly miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	quadruple-moist denatured alkaline devilish folio	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	shaking furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	spinning vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	fuchsia jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	enhanced unsweetened Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	flavorless fudge bunny	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	twirling fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	greedy careful fudgecycle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	tumbling fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	pulsating blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	blinking cyan Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	non-chilled activated resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	liquefied polarized yellow resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	alkaline Vulcanized blurry resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	aerosolized skewed resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	liquefied pulsating resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	triple-altered resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	anodized blinking purple resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	improved irradiated tumbling resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	denatured extra-Vulcanized resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	tumbling cyan gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	cyan mirror gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	improved cold-filtered jittery gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	anodized huge gummi snake	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	quadruple-electrified gummi canary	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	big flavorless gummi bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	adequate gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	flavorless bite-sized gummi bear	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	big tasty drunki-bear	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	gigantic tasty olive drunki-bear	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	bland drunki-bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	fudge pocket square of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	thinker's lollipop cufflinks	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	jittery trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	blue belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	spinning trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	twirling belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	wet blinking skewed gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	pickled wet gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	polarized twirling narrow gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	tumbling heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	blinking beefcake's Big Candy's tophat of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	blurry Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	upside-down Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	rotten mirror jerky coins	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	perfectly mixed triple-distilled Go-Wassail	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	concentrated alkaline Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	improved bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	moist super-vacuum-sealed ionized wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	upside-down shaking Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	blinking Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	wobbly upside-down pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	wobbly green pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	shaking pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	lime green pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	improved frozen Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	olive do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	tiny decent berries of suffering	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	vacuum-sealed baobab sap	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	polymerized irradiated cyan Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	weak tolerable Barulio's bottle	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	polymerized anodized skewed Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	blinking half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	quantum blurry yellow spinning desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	ghostly Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	cyan pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	manspreader's Sinatra's Leapin' Trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10
5544	acceptable practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	tasty hamhock	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	skewed Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	mansplainer's Trusty	0		Monster Level: +15
5553	wobbly can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	cyan squat empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	energized denatured fireclutch	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 26
5556	frightening experienced Rain-Doh wings	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	energetic cool Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	purple careful energetic Rain-Doh lantern	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	spinning Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	ghostly nasty Rain-Doh violet bo of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	blurry Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	adequate big tumbling gray PB&BP	5	good	
5566	spoiled club sandwich	3	crappy	
5567	small normal corned-beef Reuben	2	good	
5568	mirror frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	purple Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	bad practically non-alcoholic Drac & Tan	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	bad Transylvania Sling	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	smooth Shot of the Living Dead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	special weak perfectly mixed huge Buttery Knob	2	EPIC	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	smooth gray Slippery Knob	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	acceptable Flaming Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Grasshopper	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	perfectly mixed Locust	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	delicious mirror Plague of Locusts	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	strong acceptable ghostly Red Dwarf	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	hand-crafted Golden Mean	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	tolerable Green Giant	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	triple-distilled mediocre Aye Aye	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	distilled artisanal skewed Aye Aye, Captain	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	acceptable watered-down Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	delicious irresponsibly strong Humanitini	8	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	hand-crafted green shaking More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	artisanal triple-distilled Oh, the Humanitini	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	triple-distilled perfectly mixed tumbling spinning Great Older Fashioned	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	smooth Fuzzy Tentacle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	drinkable strong mirror Crazymaker	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	mediocre weak enchanted Zoodriver	2	decent	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	drinkable jittery shaking Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	watered-down hand-crafted Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Suffering Sinner	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	hand-crafted weak Suppurating Sinner	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	tolerable enchanted Sizzling Sinner	4	good	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	tolerable fancy Firewater	3	good	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	drinkable boozy Earth and Firewater	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	acceptable Earth, Wind and Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Slimosa	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	extra-dry mediocre Extra-slimy Slimosa	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	smooth Slimebite	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Cement Mixer	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	tolerable Jackhammer	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	drinkable blinking Dump Truck	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	high-proof bad Fauna Libre	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	watered-down artisanal Chakra Libre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	mediocre Aura Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	lousy weak Sazerorc	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	aged pulsating Sazuruk-hai	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	aged boozy Flaming Sazerorc	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	drinkable weak spinning Green Velvet	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	aged high-proof Green Muslin	6	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	lousy Green Burlap	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	triple-distilled lousy green Mohobo	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	hand-crafted Moonshine Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	hand-crafted extra-dry upside-down Flaming Mohobo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	strong hand-crafted Drunken Philosopher	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	bad irresponsibly strong Drunken Neurologist	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	artisanal watered-down Drunken Astrophysicist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	watered-down mediocre Dark & Starry	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	lousy spirit-forward red Black Hole	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	drinkable weak Event Horizon	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	weak lousy Herring Daiquiri	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	artisanal extra-dry Herring Wallbanger	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	fancy artisanal blurry Herringtini	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	special drinkable maroon Lollipop Drop	4	good	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	acceptable Candy Alexander	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	perfectly mixed Candicaine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	watered-down bad purple Caipiranha	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	acceptable Flying Caipiranha	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	perfectly mixed watered-down Flaming Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	tolerable weak Punchplanter	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	aged practically non-alcoholic Doublepunchplanter	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	watered-down mediocre Haymaker	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	big bland fungus	5	decent	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	moist anodized blinking stone wool	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 46
5644	huge stones	0		
5645	twirling the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	bouncing arcane researcher's calendar	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
5648	flame-retardant banded Boris's Helm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	staph of homophones of Gandalf of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Alters Page Text
5650	frightening strapping Boris's Helm (askew) of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	jittery mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	upside-down Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	lime green key-o-tron	0		
5654	stale fancy nailswurst	3	decent	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 40
5655	perfectly mixed spirit-forward used beer	5	EPIC	
5656	spinning Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	Jeselnik's insulting hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	huge offensive moustache of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
5661	lime green arcane researcher's hairshirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
5662	tumbling Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	stale bouncing tumbling fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	decent	
5671	artisanal gray slap and slap again	3	EPIC	
5672	huge gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	blinking teal beery blood	2	good	
5674	twirling twirling &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	compressed watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	blurry pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	Ze&trade; goggles of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	bouncing knitted Da Vinci's stylish swimsuit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	adequate wobbly P.B.L.T.	4	good	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	blinking handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	brainy UV monocular	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
5689	blinking drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	wobbly Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	mirror coward's quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Monster Level: -20
5693	grievous phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
5694	skewed wobbly spinning Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	asbestos-lined bugbear detector	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	hardened The Lost Glasses of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5699	skewed The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	blinking cyan upside-down double-paned hale wax hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	clever brainy wax pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	pressed double-tarnished drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	blue Tesla cool fireman's helmet	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	stylish fire axe	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	Annie Oakley's sinister fire extinguisher of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	twirling Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	spinning Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	normal FDKOL hotcakes	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	blurry blurry hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	bland immense skewed fiery wing	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	knitted thinker's wings of fire	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	olive fortified FDKOL fire hose	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	ionized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	squat hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	smooth hot daub bun of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	avaricious greedy hot daub stand	0		Meat Drop: 50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	therapeutic cool foot-long hot daub	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ghostly yellow ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	enchanted rotten olive angst burger	3	crappy	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 45
5731	lousy practically non-alcoholic mirror 5-hour acrimony	1	decent	
5732	cyan blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	moldy forbidden sausage	4	crappy	
5735	jittery Lord Flameface's cloak of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	flattened skewed Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 68
5737	wet skewed daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Camp Scout backpack of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	stale miniature bag of GORP	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	strong hand-crafted water purification pills	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	teal Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	bad CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	toothsome big bag of GORF	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	upside-down CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	bite-sized rotten ghostly bag of QWOP	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	adjusted CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	shaking CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	strong acceptable CSA cheerfulness ration	5	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	normal big twirling crappy brain	5	good	
5753	super-sized decent decent brain	5	good	
5754	normal massive shaking good brain	7	good	
5755	bland half-sized boss brain	2	decent	
5756	toothsome thick ghostly hunter brain	5	awesome	
5758	chaotic steel-toed Staff of Holiday Sensations of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	rock-hard staff of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +3
5760	twirling executive foul-smelling manspreader's staff	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
5761	twirling spinning gravedigger's strapping Staff of the Scummy Sink of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	pulsating nose	0		
5763	inspector's padded Superhero Reboots	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15
5764	smooth fuzzy busby of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	Herculean fuzzy earmuffs of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	censurious fuzzy montera of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	red twirling Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gray bouncing gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	bouncing gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	purple auspicious groovy Barney's rake	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10
5778	moldy idiot brain	3	crappy	
5779	teal razor-sharp keel-haulin' knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
5780	tumbling slick ice cream scoop	0		Moxie: +10
5781	mediocre shaking soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	decent	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	cyan weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	upside-down messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	banded Da Vinci's right bear arm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	cyan perfumed medical-grade rosy-cheeked left bear arm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	ruddy Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
5794	corrupted Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 46
5795	energized tumbling Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 22
5796	diffused super-improved Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 37
5797	galvanized warmed frozen Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 52
5798	cold-filtered super-magnetized Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 29
5799	flattened double-nitrogenated shaking eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 65
5800	extra-improved Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 32
5801	galvanized diffused ghostly Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 27
5802	galvanized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 50
5803	extra-improved tumbling White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 26
5804	enhanced Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 55
5805	polarized super-improved breath mint	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 34
5806	triple-adjusted tarnished spinning blue pulsating muesli	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 19
5807	alkaline electrified unsweetened glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 32
5808	modified huge glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 62
5809	magnetized flattened upside-down Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 20
5810	diffused blurry Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 41
5811	cold-filtered cyan tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 43
5812	ionized deionized shaking skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 68
5813	improved improved mirror pulsating smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 58
5814	dry flattened blob of acid	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 16
5815	denatured flayed mind	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 52
5816	quadruple-quantum double-tarnished wobbly kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 25
5817	moist diffused tumbling forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 37
5818	ionized Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 25
5819	extra-modified gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 68
5820	triple-chilled aerosolized bull blubber	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 24
5821	ionized non-flattened spinning frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 11
5822	electrified bouncing gazely stare	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 53
5823	double-ionized canopic jar	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 14
5824	flattened mirror clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 44
5825	enhanced adjusted Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 57
5826	oxidized enhanced zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 20
5827	adjusted quadruple-irradiated skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 17
5828	irradiated gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 14
5829	cold-filtered janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 31
5830	electrified blinking pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 34
5831	unsweetened colloidal pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 26
5832	super-irradiated ionized secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 62
5833	tarnished brigand brittle	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 31
5834	dry mirror holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 30
5835	activated spinning scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 17
5836	pickled embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 41
5837	colloidal alkaline maroon Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 29
5838	triple-irradiated corrupted ghostly Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 66
5839	ionized shaking squat ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 66
5840	activated blurry Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 48
5841	magnetized warmed squat gray A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 32
5842	unsweetened altered toothbrush	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 32
5843	colloidal pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 66
5844	ionized boiled blinking una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 39
5845	cold-filtered compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 29
5846	oxidized warmed mirror salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 13
5847	extra-electrified polarized unholy water	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 69
5848	wet Vulcanized gray Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 34
5849	polymerized blurry handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 42
5850	Vulcanized polymerized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 68
5851	alkaline super-dry pulsating shaking temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 65
5852	deionized moist oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 40
5853	altered cold-filtered twirling skewed stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 12
5854	ionized irradiated bouncing BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 41
5855	adjusted huge twirling pulsating Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 24
5856	super-cold-filtered dry yellow Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 31
5857	cold-filtered huge grey cube	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 33
5858	dry irradiated denatured olive tumbling votive candle	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 39
5859	unsweetened skewed booby trap	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 34
5860	vacuum-sealed anodized Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 51
5861	ionized good ash	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 32
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	bouncing papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	electrified papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	improved squat yellow papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	wet mirror papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	energetic thinker's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	twirling dance instructor's papier-m&acirc;chine gun of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	mirror Lo Pan's papier-masque	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	spinning Annie Oakley's energetic papier-mitre	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	shaking razor-sharp papier-m&acirc;churidars of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	pulsating papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Rainbow Jello Mould of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	blurry skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	spinning lion tamer's shellacked skeleton skis of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	bland jittery skeleton quiche	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	mirror skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	avaricious family-friendly wool stanky Bonestabber	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	aged weak crystal skeleton vodka	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	skewed Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	cool auxiliary backbone	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	squat skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	wobbly ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	triple-aerosolized shaking that gum you like	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 11
5893	jittery dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	twisted Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	lime green jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	upside-down jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	executive wedding ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	twirling nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	family-friendly dance instructor's Solstice Shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
5913	oxidized candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	adjusted diffused sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	polymerized vacuum-sealed twirling beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	galvanized sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	super-cold-filtered cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	plastic animelf of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	upside-down baleful plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	narrow Rosewater's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	Jeselnik's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	squat skewed energetic plastic MechaElf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	upside-down plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	tumbling ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	executive razor-sharp plastic four-shadowed mime of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	vibrating padded plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	yellow arcane researcher's plastic Rene C. Corman of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	ghostly cyan wool plastic Lord Flameface of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	red executive plastic Beebee King	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	huge wicked plastic Queen Bee	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	purple plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	plastic Clancy the Minstrel of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	slick plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	wobbly hardy plastic spiderbugbear	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	resourceful plastic peacannon	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	medical-grade plastic the Free Man	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	frightening plastic fire servant	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	blurry jittery Usain Bolt's plastic mumblebee	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	plastic moneybee of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	mansplainer's plastic beebee queue	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	spinning avaricious plastic buzzerker	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	plastic bee swarm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	plastic batbugbear of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	pulsating plastic bugaboo of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	chilly plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	sizzling plastic ops bugbear	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	red shellacked plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	deadly plastic cavebugbear	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	wobbly scorching plastic Norville Rogers	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	frightening plastic Scott the Miner	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	wizardly plastic angry space marine	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	curative plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	foul-smelling plastic Father McGruber	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	blinking plastic blazing bat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	vibrating personal trainer's electronic dulcimer pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	squat A-Boo clue	0		
5965	cyan wobbly perfumed Tesla Frown Exerciser	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	maroon wobbly soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	ghostly soul mask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	pulsating record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	Samson's silent beret of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	tasty enchanted spinning slice of pizza	3	awesome	Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	yellow cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	artisanal lime green tankard of ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's cloth cap of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	steel-toed forbidden Newton's iron dagger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	decent immense hamburger	8	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	pulsating dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	mirror mirror potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	irresponsibly strong acceptable jittery bottle of wine	8	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	therapeutic cool iron helmet of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	executive knitted lard-coated steel sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	rotten enchanted mirror whole roasted chicken	4	crappy	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	mirror potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	weak perfectly mixed shining goblet	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	flame-retardant frightening crown of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	olive miser's fortified sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	Da Vinci's supercool Helm of the Scream Emperor of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	resourceful arcane researcher's Cloak of Dire Shadows of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	smartaleck's Sword of Dark Omens of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	family-friendly brawny Shield of Icy Fate of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	nasty chilly energetic Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	coward's Lo Pan's smooth Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	yellow Usain Bolt's perfumed Boots of Twilight Whispers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	narrow Rosewater's Belt of Howling Anger of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	spinning rosewater-soaked logging hatchet	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6011	clever orc wrist	0		Maximum MP: +20
6012	miser's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Meat Drop: +10
6013	ruddy Socratic orcish stud-finder	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6014	blurry scandalous screwing pooch	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
6015	dry blurry orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 47
6016	flattened orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 66
6017	irradiated improved upside-down twirling orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 31
6018	lousy high-proof mirror backwoods screwdriver	7	decent	
6019	loadstone of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6020	executive Claybender glasses of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6021	fireproof smartaleck's Duskwalker fangs	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	knitted Whoompa Fur Pants of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	Whatsian Ionic Pliers of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
6025	deionized Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 27
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	narrow Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	tumbling Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	wool dress pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	Annie Oakley's badge of authority	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
6032	twirling teal Herculean motorcycle boots of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
6033	wobbly savvy stolen necklace of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6034	sizzling Rosewater's troll britches	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	oxidized vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 41
6036	acceptable artisanal limoncello	3	good	
6037	wobbly ginger ale	0		
6038	low-calorie moldy narrow incredible pizza	1	crappy	
6039	oil cap of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	zippy oil lamp of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20
6041	teal prompt oil slacks	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	bouncing maroon oil pan of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
6043	spinning tumbling boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	huge Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	pulsating BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	miser's sizzling Misty Cloak	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
6048	executive cool Misty Robe	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6049	fuchsia baleful savvy Misty Cape of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	pulsating green ghostly blinking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	special rotten blurry Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	crappy	Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	drinkable Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	triple-polymerized concentrated altered Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	blinking psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	horrifying groovy Meatcleaver	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	Crimbo Elf bobble-head of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	asbestos-lined Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	Crimbo tree flocker of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	deadly Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	lime green bouncing healthy Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	blurry mirror wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	mansplainer's Truthsayer of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	fuchsia sword blade	0		
6071	lime green mirror Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	irradiated haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	pickled green magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	pickled irradiated wobbly 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	weak acceptable McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	bland haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	nippy haggis socks	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	tumbling airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	skewed Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	squat actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	blinking Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	blinking magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Microplushie: Otakulone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Van der Graaf Microplushie: Hippylase	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	avaricious Microplushie: Bropane	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	dog trainer's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	blinking Microplushie: Gothochondria of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	dog trainer's Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	extremely unsafe Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	Temple Grandin's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	mirror fortified Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	olive blinking Microplushie: Hipsterine of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	bouncing classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	extremely unsafe Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	lime green homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	teal homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	gray Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	tumbling Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	razor-sharp stylish Ginsu&trade;	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	mirror bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	narrow zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	wobbly zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	bouncing huge CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	red test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	hand-crafted watered-down Chinese beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	blurry rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	dry enhanced chilled twirling bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	novelty tattoo sleeves of Gandalf of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	tumbling pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	ghostly maroon sinister makeshift yakuza mask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	green battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	smelly deadly arcane researcher's White Dragon Fang	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	butterfly knife of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	huge pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	supercool weighted paperclip chain	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	shaking great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	arcane researcher's rubber gloves	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	flavorless roasted duck	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	low-calorie flavorless dead meat bun	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	zippy cat collar	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	skewed Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	narrow Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	adequate carrot cake	4	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	bad enchanted carrot claret	3	decent	Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	altered ghostly pulsating carrot juice	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	red pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	blinking flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	green scandalous shellacked Byte	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	anger blaster of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	bouncing medical-grade doubt cannon	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	wobbly steel-toed fear condenser	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	healthy regret hose	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	narrow Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	healthy commodore's hat of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	blue asbestos-lined naval trousers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	cyan jittery deck cannon of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	Fonzie's ornamental sextant	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	Jeselnik's Bloodbath of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	artisanal distilled Hundred Headed IPA	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	big decent chum	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	pressed flattened crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 56
6172	chilled squat cyan candy crayons	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	mansplainer's shellacked pixel grappling hook	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +15
6174	huge squat GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	blinking cosmic egg	0		
6177	skewed cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	lard-coated gravedigger's Jarlsberg's hat of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6185	flavorless consummate hard-boiled egg	3	decent	
6186	bland immense skewed consummate fried egg	9	decent	
6187	stale jumbo red consummate egg salad	5	decent	
6188	moldy consummate bagel	3	crappy	
6189	toothsome pulsating consummate sliced bread	3	awesome	
6190	bland jumbo consummate hot dog bun	5	decent	
6191	flavorless wobbly consummate brownie	4	decent	
6192	moldy big consummate toast	5	crappy	
6193	practically non-alcoholic tolerable passable stout	1	good	
6194	diet stale consummate soup	1	decent	
6195	adequate consummate corn chips	3	good	
6196	adequate consummate salad	3	good	
6197	normal huge mirror consummate salsa	7	good	
6198	half-sized decent blurry consummate sauerkraut	2	good	
6199	bland consummate cheese slice	4	decent	
6200	rotten super-sized consummate melted cheese	5	crappy	
6201	adequate cyan consummate bacon	3	good	
6202	diet spoiled squat consummate meatloaf	1	crappy	
6203	miniature normal consummate steak	2	good	
6204	rotten consummate cuts	3	crappy	
6205	miniature adequate blinking consummate frankfurter	2	good	
6206	moldy consummate french fries	3	crappy	
6207	spoiled tiny consummate baked potato	1	crappy	
6208	spirit-forward mediocre acceptable vodka	5	decent	
6209	rotten low-calorie consummate ice cream	1	crappy	
6210	flavorless red consummate whipped cream	4	decent	
6211	flavorless consummate cream	3	decent	
6212	massive moldy consummate strawberries	6	crappy	
6213	stale consummate sorbet	3	decent	
6214	drinkable weak adequate rum	2	good	
6215	hand-crafted watered-down mediocre lager	2	EPIC	
6216	rotten immaculate grilled cheese	3	crappy	
6217	normal immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	good	
6218	big decent twirling immaculate hot dog	5	good	
6219	flavorless thick yellow ghostly immaculate egg salad sandwich	5	decent	
6220	bland red perfect sandwich	4	decent	
6221	miniature moldy perfect chef salad	2	crappy	
6222	rotten narrow perfect breakfast	4	crappy	
6223	bland gigantic yellow sublime deluxe hot dog	6	decent	
6224	moldy sublime stew	4	crappy	
6225	bland sublime nachos	3	decent	
6226	yummy tiny cyan Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	1	awesome	
6227	rotten super-sized Loaded Baked Potato	5	crappy	
6228	decent Omega Sundae	4	good	
6229	watered-down artisanal yellow bouncing Das Sauerlager	2	EPIC	
6230	smooth watered-down Bologna Lambic	2	awesome	
6231	lousy Vodka Dog	3	decent	
6232	bad yellow Disappointed Russian	3	decent	
6233	enchanted bad Chunky Mary	4	decent	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 20
6234	weak lousy Nachojito	2	decent	
6235	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Le Roi	1	good	
6236	delicious wobbly Over Easy Rider	4	awesome	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	dry Vulcanized cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 53
6240	modified magnetized Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 44
6241	galvanized quadruple-aerosolized alkaline censored can label	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 60
6242	adjusted quantum oxidized huge ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 44
6243	energized denatured nitrogenated the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 43
6244	nitrogenated cat's paw	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 28
6245	quantum flattened wet blinking blinking ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 39
6246	quadruple-chilled alkaline demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 40
6247	denatured adjusted extra-colloidal pulsating clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 61
6248	irradiated ghostly gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 60
6249	ghostly teal dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	aromatic gravedigger's electrified Socratic numberwang of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6251	ionized scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	moist pickled scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	avaricious Fonzie's Newton's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	auspicious perfumed smelly foul-smelling Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	shaking wobbly Usain Bolt's horrifying Staff of the Light Lunch of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	forbidden strapping Staff of the Standalone Cheese of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	Usain Bolt's groovy stylish Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	ghostly Van der Graaf hardened Staff of the All-Steak of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	gray flame-wreathed Jack Frost's hardy Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	fuchsia nasty Staff of the Cream of the Cream of James Dean of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	rotten grain of protein powder	4	crappy	
6268	denatured pec oil	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 52
6269	blurry beefcake's gym membership card	0		Muscle: +25
6270	polymerized polarized Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 46
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	huge Temple Grandin's penguin keychain of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7
6273	polarized dry wobbly O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 28
6274	watered-down drinkable open sauce	2	good	
6275	turkey leg of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25
6276	smooth shaking Ye Olde Meade	3	awesome	
6277	energized shaking Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 18
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	spinning supercharged pewter claymore	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6280	Jim Carey's artisanal rice peeler	0		Monster Level: +25
6281	normal jumbo red heirloom grape tomato	5	good	
6282	skewed chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	medical-grade brown felt tophat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	stanky clever Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	sinister Sinatra's Mark II Steam-Hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	tumbling gravedigger's clever Mark III Steam-Hat of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	lightning-fast stanky therapeutic smartaleck's Mark IV Steam-Hat of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	lard-coated medical-grade experienced educational Mark V Steam-Hat of the brazier	0		Experience: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	lightning-fast punk rock jacket of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
6292	huge stanky Lo Pan's safety pin	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6293	flavorless squat stolen sushi	3	decent	
6294	ghostly very overdue library book	0		
6295	cyan narrow drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	blurry fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	spinning model airship	0		
6300	anodized Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 61
6301	extra-diffused magnetized bouncing possibility potion	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 14
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	mirror ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	shaking veiny grievous savvy boxer's strapping Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	electrified hardened extremely unsafe smartaleck's Jarlsberg's pan of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	ionized pulsating celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	corrupted altered jittery celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	cold-filtered spinning wobbly celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	ionized aerosolized narrow celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	foul-smelling Uncle Buck	0		Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only
6312	narrow crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	squat pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	padded wizardly SCUBA tank	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Adventure Underwater
6316	lime green flame-wreathed hardened deep six-shooter	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6317	chaotic sea chaps of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	greasy arcane researcher's sea holster of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6319	aerosolized flattened blurry blue shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 36
6320	red energetic long-forgotten necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6321	pulsating pearl	0		
6322	red sea lace	0		
6323	supercharged ruddy deadly jam band	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6324	aquamariner's ring of vim and vigor of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6325	blurry Temple Grandin's aquamariner's necklace of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6326	upside-down perfumed pearl diver's ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6327	pearl diver's necklace of dire peril of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	cyan fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	double-paned manspreader's quilted cozy scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable
6333	mirror reassuring studded beefcake's Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1, Breakable
6334	red zippy MacGyver's Oprah's cozy bazooka	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Breakable
6335	blue curative strapping sea mantle	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6336	blurry scorching stylish sea shawl	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	teal crafty sea cape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	muddy pirate hat of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	red Fonzie's experienced floral-print skirt	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	mirror avaricious dangerous spectral axe	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
6342	flame-wreathed super-strong air freshener of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
6343	cold-filtered anodized Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 67
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	dry Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 67
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	non-pressed wet Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 13
6348	skewed Mer-kin dragbelt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	scandalous Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	cyan nasty Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	rock-hard Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Damage Reduction: 5
6352	sinister Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	magnetized upside-down upside-down Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 59
6355	quadruple-unsweetened boiled Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 58
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	jittery greasy Mer-kin begsign	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	tarnished cold-filtered pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	activated tarnished pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	ionized tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	denatured pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	diffused extra-ionized tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	liquefied boiled polarized blinking pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	diffused shaking pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	gray Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	spinning pulsating twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	hand-crafted boozy can of the cheapest beer	5	EPIC	
6372	weak drinkable bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	2	good	
6373	aged practically non-alcoholic olive single swig of vodka	1	awesome	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	wholesome testy toolbox	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	blue eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	aerosolized bouncing bouncing ph balancer	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 26
6381	tarnished maroon mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 17
6382	blinking nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	awesome	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	jittery wood screw	0		
6386	squat balsa plank	0		
6387	pulsating blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	alkaline dry teal spinning Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 67
6390	alkaline huge Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 49
6391	deionized diffused activated blue Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 44
6392	careful wizardly scale-mail underwear	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	energized comb jelly	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 60
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	wobbly glass	0		
6399	cold-filtered dry blinking Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	altered galvanized jittery tear	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 56
6402	enhanced cold-filtered activated shaking jittery jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 24
6403	concentrated extra-ionized aerosolized mirror grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 33
6404	energized cyan blurry violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 58
6405	denatured worst candy	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 53
6406	energized super-vacuum-sealed blinking fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 54
6407	mirror aromatic wizardly Pocket Square of Loathing of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	olive bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	cyan KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	upside-down clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	immense moldy flavorless gruel	9	crappy	
6416	moldy mana curds	4	crappy	
6417	huge twist of lime	0		
6418	narrow pencil stub	0		
6419	cold-filtered wet lime green moth dust	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 68
6420	modified dry glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 19
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	huge flavorless gray vampire chowder	10	decent	
6423	twirling Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	teal pulsating Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	blurry Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	stale Dreadsylvanian stew	3	decent	
6427	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian	4	EPIC	
6428	altered quadruple-alkaline upside-down Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 63
6429	vacuum-sealed spinning yellow ghostly Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 46
6430	mirror studded Fonzie's dreadful fedora	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	clever dreadful sweater	0		Maximum MP: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	bouncing Newton's dreadful glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	spinning ghostly teal Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	pulsating Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	huge Tesla Van der Graaf experienced Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	greasy chaotic Drapes-You-Regally of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	auspicious Jack Frost's wholesome Warms-Your-Tush	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	wobbly crafty Helps-You-Sleep of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Blind
6444	asbestos-lined friendly groovy Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6445	Usain Bolt's rosy-cheeked Protects-Your-Junk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6446	delicious Gets-You-Drunk	3	awesome	
6447	skewed stanky Socratic stylish Great Wolf's headband	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	green censurious educational Great Wolf's left paw of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	educational Great Wolf's right paw of the storm of the glutton	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	hardy Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	blinking censurious scorching stiffened Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	skewed Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	quadruple-diffused deionized unsweetened narrow Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 16
6454	MacGyver's banded personal trainer's zombie mariachi hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	personal trainer's Samson's smooth zombie accordion	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	aromatic Van der Graaf zombie mariachi pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	bouncing olive greasy Fonzie's HOA regulation book of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6458	cyan electrified brainy HOA zombie eyes of the empath	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	squat rock-hard Mayor Ghost's toupee of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	ghostly Oprah's deadly cool Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	teal family-friendly horrifying rock-hard Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	lard-coated quilted Mayor Ghost's gavel of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	extremely unsafe Herculean Mayor Ghost's sash of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	snack-sized yummy fancy ghost pepper	2	awesome	Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 20
6469	chilly Van der Graaf smartaleck's Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	reassuring Jack Frost's brainy Drunkula's cape	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	hardened Drunkula's silky pants of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	pulsating huge squat Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	squat Jeselnik's Samson's experienced Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	mansplainer's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Monster Level: +15
6475	hand-crafted bottle of Bloodweiser	4	EPIC	
6476	cyan greasy MacGyver's boxer's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	up-at-dawn reassuring supercharged Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	blurry gray nippy hale Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	Lo Pan's fortified padded sage Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: 80, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Candy Drop: +100
6480	rosewater-soaked Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Thorns: 1
6481	pulsating Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25
6482	squat clever Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6483	blurry Kool-Aid	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	ghostly stinking agaricus	0		
6488	flavorless immense gray Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	8	decent	
6489	blue shaking music box parts	0		
6490	upside-down unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	teal tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	upside-down complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	skewed Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	bad bloody kiwitini	3	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	skewed polished moon-amber	0		
6501	aromatic therapeutic Newton's moon-amber necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6502	twirling cyan Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	crafty boxer's hangman's hood of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6505	spinning lightning-fast ring finger ring of terror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6506	red Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	green arcane researcher's smooth cool iron helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	rock-hard cool iron breastplate of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +20
6510	shaking cyan extremely unsafe cool iron greaves of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	shaking purple inspector's wool ghost shawl	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	teal beefy warm fur	0		Muscle: +10
6514	bouncing yellow Sinatra's snowstick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
6515	olive eerie fetish of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6516	mediocre olive stinkwater	3	decent	
6517	gray tumbling mirror dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	bite-sized stale accidental mutton	1	decent	
6519	frightening drafty drawers of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	friendly groovy wolfskull mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	maroon Samson's guts necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
6522	perfumed groping claw of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
6523	ghostly therapeutic vengeful spirit	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6524	BOOtonniere of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6525	dry vacuum-sealed jittery skewed wobbly ghost thread	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 56
6526	gravedigger's weightlifter's bag of unfinished business	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10
6527	spinning squat clever brawny transparent pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	purple Van der Graaf hothammer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6529	hand-crafted Thriller Ice	3	EPIC	
6530	mirror sage grandfather watch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	bouncing muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	narrow nasty hardy spyglass	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +5
6533	vial of hot blood of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6534	extremely unsafe remorseless knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
6535	thinker's intimidating coiffure	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	executive cod cape of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40
6537	tasty super-sized blood sausage	5	awesome	
6538	shaking bouncing Fonzie's frying brainpan of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1
6539	razor-sharp beefcake's ball and chain	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
6540	zippy dry bone	0		Initiative: +20
6541	bouncing groovy tailbone shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
6542	spinning lion tamer's tonguebone	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
6543	tumbling vibrating groovy pogo stick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
6545	padded Herculean weedy skirt of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	Da Vinci's smooth pants	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	spinning cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	jittery fuchsia cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	ghostly cluster	0		
6553	mirror cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	twirling purple sleaze cluster	0		
6556	pickled phial of hotness	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 27
6557	polarized dry phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 17
6558	Vulcanized oxidized phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 45
6559	irradiated phial of stench	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 55
6560	nitrogenated liquefied shaking phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 40
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	narrow mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	banded hand of Mr. Cards	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	toothsome Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	4	awesome	
6565	adequate miniature narrow Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	good	
6566	half-sized spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	crappy	
6567	miniature decent Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	good	
6568	stale Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	4	decent	
6569	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
6570	watered-down lousy Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	decent	
6571	hand-crafted jittery Dreadsylvanian grimlet	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
6572	drinkable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	4	good	
6573	artisanal practically non-alcoholic bouncing Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	wobbly hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	upside-down clusterbomb	0		
6577	red stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	squat length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	Sherlock's hot dog wrapper	0		Item Drop: +25
6585	auspicious fortified debonair deboner	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +10
6586	double-unsweetened maroon chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 20
6587	twirling jar of frostigkraut of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Aura: 1
6588	Jim Carey's gnawed-up dog bone of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 10
6589	Grey Guanon of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1
6590	wobbly boxer's slick Engorged Sausages and You of bravery	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
6591	hand-crafted weak dream of a dog	2	EPIC	
6592	quilted supercool optimal spreadsheet of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	mixed tumbling purple epic cluster	1	good	
6596	wobbly clockwork egg	0		
6597	fuchsia clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	fuchsia spinning clockwork disc	0		
6599	jittery clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	green clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	narrow huge clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	tumbling clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	acceptable Cold One	4	???	
6616	special normal spaghetti breakfast	4	???	Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 35
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	teal folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	spinning folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	narrow cyan folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	maroon folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	spinning folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	lime green folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	wobbly jittery folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	ghostly folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	tumbling folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	maroon spinning folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	ghostly folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	huge folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	green folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	narrow mirror folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	jittery folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	ghostly folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	fortified Sinatra's slide rule	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60
6649	galvanized enhanced Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 29
6650	purple Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	fortified acceptable stepmom's booze	5	good	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	purple band T-shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6655	artisanal high-proof fountain 'soda'	10	EPIC	
6656	cyan illegal firecracker	0		
6657	blurry nasty steel-toed pickelhaube	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	tarnished non-polymerized lime green hair oil	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 61
6659	double-polarized scrap	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 65
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	lightning-fast rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's weightlifter's Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	twirling deathchucks of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	blurry modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	magnetized upside-down sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 14
6672	shaking purple grains of salt	0		
6673	shaking yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	skewed stinkbomb	0		
6675	flattened irradiated superwater	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 60
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	strapping Yearbook Club Camera	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	smooth machete	0		Moxie: +15
6680	artisanal weak Cursed Punch	2	EPIC	
6681	hand-crafted triple-distilled Bowl of Scorpions	9	EPIC	
6682	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Fog Murderer	1	good	
6683	bouncing book of matches	0		
6684	ruddy surgical mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	Usain Bolt's head mirror	0		Initiative: +80, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	twirling dance instructor's half-size scalpel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	skewed thinker's surgical apron	0		Mysticality: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	bloodied surgical dungarees of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	blinking McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	spinning dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	jittery scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	purple imitation White Russian	1	EPIC	
6704	pulsating lightning-fast stanky short-handled mop	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
6705	bland miniature jungle floor wax	2	decent	
6706	teal smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	anodized colorful toad	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 57
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	beefy pygmy briefs of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	squat short calculator	0		
6715	forbidden Newton's sphygmomanometer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6716	colloidal aerosolized maroon bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 35
6717	blue tongue depressor	0		
6718	ghostly Sherlock's asbestos-lined compression stocking	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
6719	wool midriff scrubs of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
6720	ionized chilled pill cup	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 42
6721	squat scandalous manspreader's studded water bottle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	unsweetened pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 13
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	normal purple exotic jungle fruit	4	good	
6725	huge Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	pulsating UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	pulsating tumbling claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	squat cigar sign	0		
6735	narrow junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	deionized extra-denatured bent scrap	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 62
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	junk band of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
6743	gray horrifying junk trunks	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	medical-grade junk-mail shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6745	bland junk food	3	decent	
6746	spirit-forward acceptable junk yard	5	good	
6747	censurious double-paned swordzall	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6748	arm buzzer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6749	spinning sizzling brainy boilgun	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +10
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	spinning packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	lime green huge handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	blue beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	tolerable practically non-alcoholic ghostly green can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	practically non-alcoholic tolerable can of Drooling Monk	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	mediocre ghostly can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	practically non-alcoholic aged jittery bottle of Old Pugilist	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of Professor Beer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	smooth skewed bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	acceptable bottle of Race Car Red	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	weak tolerable bottle of Greedy Dog	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	perfectly mixed high-proof squat bottle of Lambada Lambic	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	twirling tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	tumbling vibrating personal trainer's tin tam of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: 50, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	moist corrupted tin cup	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	maroon avaricious Samson's educational tin foil	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	healthy tin drum of the blizzard of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	skewed tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	extra-improved warmed foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 27
6777	activated seal sweat	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 50
6778	flattened huge tumbling boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 30
6779	ghostly bouncing blurry crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	nippy quilted studded sealhide shield	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10
6781	Van der Graaf scabrous seal epaulets of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6782	mirror abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	toasty curative cool seal medal	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6784	twirling deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	mirror squat blank diary	0		
6789	fuchsia boot knife	0		
6790	shaking cyan broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	bouncing soap knife	0		
6795	colloidal disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 29
6796	corrupted non-vacuum-sealed disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
6797	altered modified squat disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 12
6798	unsweetened liquefied blinking disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 69
6799	moist disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 28
6800	quadruple-moist fuchsia disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 31
6801	extra-magnetized red disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 26
6802	galvanized upside-down disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 12
6803	flattened disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 25
6804	liquefied non-electrified disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 52
6805	wet cyan disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 17
6806	irradiated disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 35
6807	wobbly The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the empath of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	personal trainer's beer-battered accordion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	flame-wreathed baritone accordion	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	vibrating mama's squeezebox	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	teal guancertina of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	stanky accordion file	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	flame-wreathed accord ion	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	Usain Bolt's bone bandoneon	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	knitted pentatonic accordion	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	purple careful non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	skewed scorching Sinatra's Accordion of Jordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	ghostly autocalliope of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	Van der Graaf accordionoid rocca	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	wicked pygmy concertinette	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	up-at-dawn ghost accordion of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	spinning sizzling peace accordion	0		Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	alarm accordion of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	miser's curative All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	resourceful KoL Con X Treasure Map of doom	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6828	extra-dry artisanal discocktail	5	EPIC	
6829	flame-retardant KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Hot Resistance: +1
6830	boxer's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Muscle Percent: +10
6831	non-dry pressed electrified narrow Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 30
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	tarnished diffused spinning Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 39
6834	flattened colloidal narrow box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 42
6835	dry Vulcanized skewed bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 32
6836	improved diffused corrupted spinning PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 42
6837	double-liquefied triple-alkaline bouncing Swizzler	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 21
6838	quantum electrified skewed Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 25
6839	diffused liquefied jam	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 67
6840	adjusted Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 29
6841	nitrogenated pressed 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 46
6842	polymerized adjusted irradiated vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 56
6843	wet altered maroon jittery upside-down bone bons	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 22
6844	dry ghostly ironic mint	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69
6845	blue unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	tumbling walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6849	double-Vulcanized pressed Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 49
6850	Annie Oakley's educational sturdy cane of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +7
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	twirling Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	horrifying Bal-musette accordion	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	personal trainer's Cajun accordion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	fuchsia blurry flame-wreathed quirky accordion	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	zippy cool Skipper's accordion	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	Sherlock's smelly Pantsgiving of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	gigantic adequate can of sardines	7	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	fancy stale super-sized high-calorie sugar substitute	5	decent	Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	normal pat of butter	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	tasty dinner roll	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	half-sized normal mashed potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	tasty whole turkey leg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	small moldy ghostly deviled egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	alkaline extra-chilled blurry finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	deionized energized polarized dented spoon	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	boiled love note	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	wet skewed nail file	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	liquefied candy wrapper	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	magnetized electrified post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	spinning pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	blinking pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	energetic medical-grade weightlifter's bowl of petunias of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	ruddy dance instructor's smartaleck's power sock of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	squat rosewater-soaked stanky supercharged wool sock of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	shaking extremely unsafe beefcake's moustache sock of bravery of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	polarized spirit gum	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 34
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	teal spirit sheet	0		
6888	narrow spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	blinking smelly steel-toed quilted spirit bell	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	pressed energized spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	galvanized super-dry concentrated yellow freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	irradiated magnetized olive blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	ionized frozen handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	ionized corrupted tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	triple-denatured Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	yellow Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	upside-down experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	therapeutic Da Vinci's flask flops	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6903	super-denatured corrupted mirror upside-down nuts	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	galvanized colloidal spinning bolts	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	adequate tiny gingerbread robot	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	massive moldy wobbly petit 4.1	9	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	diet spoiled cyan nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	fortified plastic GORM-8	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	MacGyver's plastic warbear	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	vibrating plastic Toybot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	chaotic plastic warbear fortress	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	blurry mirror greasy Da Vinci's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	gray jittery warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	stylish weightlifter's warbear hoverbelt of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	upside-down warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	super-colloidal denatured upside-down warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	quadruple-moist polarized fuchsia warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	energized warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	normal cyan pulsating warbear feasting bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	normal miniature shaking warbear warrior bread	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	decent tumbling warbear thermoregulator bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	aged high-proof shaking warbear feasting mead	10	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	bad watered-down warbear bearserker mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	acceptable teal warbear blizzard mead	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	skewed healthy dangerous warbear plain fedora of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	blinking banded warbear feathered fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	squat executive sizzling sinister warbear fedora	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	blue narrow sizzling educational brainy warbear plain helm	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	squat scorching warbear spiked helm	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	dog trainer's Temple Grandin's warbear electro-spiked helm of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	wool ribald warbear plain ushanka of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	Samson's warbear lined ushanka	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	ruddy warbear heated ushanka of Leguizamo of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	gravedigger's MacGyver's medical-grade warbear party pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	maroon warbear ceremonial party pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	clever warbear high festival pants of horror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	aromatic smooth slick warbear battle greaves	0		Moxie: 25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	mirror fireproof warbear officer greaves	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	spinning Usain Bolt's Temple Grandin's shellacked warbear bearserker greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	wobbly greasy wizardly warbear johns of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	thinker's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	MacGyver's grievous strapping warbear johns	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	fireproof smelly personal trainer's warbear goggles	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	warbear snowblindness goggles of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	censurious smelly Jim Carey's warbear polarized goggles	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	blue aromatic smartaleck's warbear laser bowtie of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	green Samson's warbear plasma bowtie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	lime green ribald nippy MacGyver's warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	wicked extremely unsafe warbear warscarf of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	Van der Graaf warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	therapeutic deadly beefcake's warbear warscarf	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	teal shaking warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	gray up-at-dawn warbear foil hat	0		Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	quilted warbear oil pan of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	chaotic warbear exhaust manifold	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	narrow warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	ghostly warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	huge warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	spinning warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	pulsating maroon warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	mirror jittery ghostly brainy die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	red aromatic die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	veiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	skewed Samson's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	ghostly upside-down twirling thinker's die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	Rosewater's die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	nippy die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	horrifying die-cast factory worker elf	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	quilted die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	blinking steel-toed die-cast middle-management elf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	scandalous die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	Samson's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	smelly die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	electrified die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	miser's scorching die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	huge die-cast turtle mech of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	wicked die-cast Swiss hen	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	spinning maroon studded die-cast killing bird	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	narrow horrifying die-cast ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	die-cast goose a-laying of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	Tesla die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	die-cast blade a-spinning of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	narrow zippy die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	wicked die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	jittery die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	censurious resourceful die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	arcane researcher's die-cast Don Crimbo of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	blue frightening occult die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	Sherlock's knitted die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	oxidized spinning Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	upside-down lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	compressed purple handful of Smithereens	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	adequate small wobbly Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	rotten Miserable Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	miniature stale special This Charming Flan	2	decent	Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	acceptable distilled upside-down Irish Coffee, English Heart	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	artisanal tumbling Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	tolerable Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	spinning skewed asbestos-lined savvy brainy Work is a Four Letter Sword of incineration	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	blurry green Jim Carey's smooth weightlifter's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the brazier	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	censurious asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's personal trainer's Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	toasty stiffened A Light that Never Goes Out of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	fuchsia zippy Sinatra's Half a Purse of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	resourceful Hairpiece On Fire of the wise owl of the pedagogue of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	crafty fortified Socratic Vicar's Tutu of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	frosty Tesla beefcake's Hand in Glove	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	upside-down maroon wicked thinker's Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	rosy-cheeked wicked Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	Oprah's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	twirling fireproof stanky Da Vinci's Saucepanic	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	shaking rosy-cheeked beefcake's Frankly Mr. Shank of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	ruddy rock-hard Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	jittery scorching third-hand lantern	0		Hot Damage: +25
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	delicious pickled egg	4	awesome	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	crappy	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	upside-down warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	dry warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	huge warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	alkaline chilled glass slipper	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	powdered mirror antimatter wad	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	wet warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	pressed polymerized yellow warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	vacuum-sealed galvanized huge warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	stale warbear gyro	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	diffused corrupted non-cold-filtered mirror squat recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	upside-down twirling warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	squat shaking warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	tasty shaking breakfast mess	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	fancy normal breakfast miracle	3	good	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	enhanced boiled Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	pulsating festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	shaking grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	spinning Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	boiled jittery grim fairy tale	1	decent	Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	nitrogenated squat single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	activated chilled nitrogenated single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 64
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	fancy bland snow berries	4	decent	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	spoiled ice harvest	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	unsweetened improved squat frost flower	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	magnetized activated snow cleats	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	frozen narrow mirror liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	flavorless tiny skewed snow crab	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	drinkable Ice Island Long Tea	4	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	tumbling unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	spinning snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	rosewater-soaked snow mobile	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	wobbly dangerous ice bucket	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	nasty cool snow shovel	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	narrow lime green asbestos-lined sharpshooter's bod-ice of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	spinning rock-hard snow belt of the brute of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	friendly banded sage strapping ice nine	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	wobbly lime green snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	tolerable weak En Una Fila Tequila	2	good	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	green shaking greedy warbear dress helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	dance instructor's warbear dress bracers of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	lime green avaricious medical-grade warbear dress greaves	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	blurry zippy beefcake's sweatband	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	shellacked extremely unsafe gym shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	reassuring ankleweights of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	coward's electrified sinister sweat socks of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	pickled Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	irradiated powder	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	Herculean licorice whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	cyan anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	fancy smooth snakebite	4	awesome	Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	clever Rosewater's candy stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	spoiled small pecan	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	massive adequate fuchsia pecan pie	6	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	mirror jittery chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	enchanted bland candy mountain oyster	4	decent	Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	artisanal special chocotini	3	EPIC	Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	veiny dance instructor's Da Vinci's chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	tasty upside-down candy carrot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	rotten shaking candy carrot cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	lightning-fast Herculean carrot-on-a-stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	yellow savvy weasel stomping pants of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	big delicious mulberry	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	delicious mulled berry wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	lemon party hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	knitted lemon shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	Lo Pan's lemon drop trousers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	corrupted Vulcanized activated blinking upside-down lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	arcane researcher's strapping gummi sword	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	nitrogenated colloidal small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	diffused gummi fang	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	snack-sized tasty ghostly leftover canap&eacute;s	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	tolerable practically non-alcoholic magnum of champagne	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	executive baleful sinister cow creamer	0		Spell Damage: 35, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	ionized diffused quadruple-aerosolized narrow red Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	shaking cyan lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	blurry stanky wolf whistle of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	moldy witch's bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	extra-ionized upside-down witch's brew	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	hardened brainy witch's bra of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	drinkable mid-level medieval mead	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	quadruple-colloidal energized upside-down tumbling R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	activated dry pulsating hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	modified pressed Vulcanized hare brush	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	wicked dance instructor's hare pin	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	tumbling odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	fancy massive yummy cinnamon cannoli	9	awesome	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	artisanal expensive champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	concentrated polo trophy	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	upside-down ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	teal straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	skewed	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	curative hardy sinister fire hose	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	adequate fireman's lunch	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	tumbling zippy dog trainer's fortified plain paper hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	adequate half-sized huge ice cream sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	squat smooth brainy &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	miniature adequate yellow blinking plumber's lunch	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	teal shaking spinning reassuring deadly boxer's skull gearshift knob	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	half-sized bland narrow nachos of the night	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	wobbly friendly Sketcherz&trade; of Gandalf of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: 8, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	bland snack-sized can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	pressed smudge stick	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	denatured extra-wet wall	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	tolerable weak tankard of ale	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	warmed scroll case	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	magnetized tarnished jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	rotten humble pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	huge small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	vacuum-sealed tumbling crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 32
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	teal The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	spinning gray The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	artisanal unnamed cocktail	3	EPIC	
7188	skewed tumbling handful of tips	0		
7189	skewed clever unrequired jacket	0		Maximum MP: +20
7190	stylish tommy gun	0		Moxie: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	skewed throwing fork	0		
7195	stanky supercharged breadchucks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7196	huge shuriken salad	0		
7197	studded combat fan	0		Damage Absorption: +80
7198	wobbly censurious silk skirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	skewed blowdart	0		
7200	jittery dog trainer's Buddy Bjorn	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	clever beefy The Nuge's favorite crossbow of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25
7202	normal sweet roll Alabama	3	good	
7203	twirling smooth Saturday Night Special	0		Moxie: +15
7204	wobbly lynyrd snare	0		
7205	resourceful fleetwood chain	0		Maximum MP: +50
7206	artisanal fortified Green Manalishi	5	EPIC	
7207	blinking strapping blade	0		Muscle: +5
7208	shaking teal fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	quadruple-Vulcanized deionized eagle feather	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 64
7211	unsweetened wobbly one pill	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 51
7212	razor-sharp Jefferson wings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	enchanted toothsome fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	awesome	Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 50
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	skewed dangerous lynyrdskin cap	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	lynyrdskin tunic of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7219	squat aromatic lynyrdskin breeches	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	mirror cigarette lighter	0		
7221	squat priceless diamond	0		
7222	hand-crafted strong spinning Flamin' Whatshisname	5	EPIC	
7223	deionized double-cold-filtered shaking lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 60
7224	tumbling fortified slick Kashmir sweater	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
7225	half-sized flavorless custard pie	2	decent	
7226	tea for one	1	good	
7227	perfectly mixed weak squat bottle of Evermore	2	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	lousy ghostly wine	3	decent	
7230	practically non-alcoholic bad rum	1	decent	
7231	weak lousy Murderer's Punch	2	decent	
7232	snack-sized stale olive velvet cake	2	decent	
7233	electrified letter	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 57
7234	stiffened beefcake's book	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 1
7235	skewed Da Vinci's masque of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
7236	yellow auspicious red-hot poker	0		Item Drop: +10
7237	hardy Red X Shield	0		Maximum HP: +50
7238	badge of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
7239	Jim Carey's hardy shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +25
7240	spinning perfumed beefy coat	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
7241	ribald shoe of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	energized blood cells	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 32
7245	denatured double-wet red eye	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 42
7246	blinking glark cable	0		
7247	pulsating lard-coated stiffened Red Fox glove	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	irradiated double-polarized cyan foxglove	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 12
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	rock-hard extremely unsafe wizardly Sneaky Pete's jacket of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	mirror really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	drinkable huge mini-martini	3	good	
7256	ghostly smoke grenade	0		
7257	powdered blinking molotov soda	1	awesome	Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 30
7258	adjusted pressed pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 52
7259	blue crate of firebombs	0		
7260	lime green firebomb	0		
7261	knitted smelly frosty Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	ghostly gray narrow photograph of a dog	0		
7264	squat photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	upside-down photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	mirror disposable instant camera	0		
7267	baleful Samson's wizardly Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	red blinking Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	twirling &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	blinking green huge avaricious plastic Professor What	0		Meat Drop: +30
7273	auspicious plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Item Drop: +10
7274	smelly plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7275	Usain Bolt's plastic Gary Claybender	0		Initiative: +80
7276	friendly plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7277	corrupted robot grease	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 38
7278	mirror returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	moist wobbly wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 34
7280	enhanced teal wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 25
7281	nitrogenated polarized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 16
7282	magnetized warmed jittery wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 19
7283	galvanized adjusted wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 31
7284	blurry lime green blurry auspicious deadly crying statue earrings	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	blinking padded plastic Duskwalker necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	mirror stiffened plastic replica blaster pistol of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	scandalous Space Tourist palmdoctor of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	twirling dog trainer's hardy sage amok putter	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1
7290	adequate diet amok pudding	1	good	
7291	upside-down deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	wobbly olive putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	deionized blurry can of V-11	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	rock-hard elevennis shoes of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	narrow nippy razor-sharp elevenderizing hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	mirror crafty Professor What T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	huge pellet of plant food	0		
7300	blinking sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	gray Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	wobbly Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	pulsating Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	anodized eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 57
7309	activated galvanized rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 17
7310	colloidal improved activated gray squat bronzer	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 52
7311	perfumed Sinatra's elegant nightstick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +5
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	mirror poppet	0		
7315	purple rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	huge jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	shaking smelly toasty banded ghost of a necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7319	rock-hard brainy Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 5
7320	concentrated aerosolized yellow Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 26
7321	huge hardened Samson's Stephen's lab coat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3
7322	chilled moist Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 21
7323	ribald coward's Jacob's rung	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10
7324	diluted spinning battery	1		
7325	acceptable snakebite	3	good	
7326	ghostly Tesla sinister rubber ribcage	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7327	diluted synthetic marrow	1		
7328	adjusted funny bone	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 67
7329	blue grievous half-melted spoon of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
7330	compressed tumbling the funk	1		
7331	flavorless huge pulsating gunky chicken	7	decent	
7332	supercharged doll head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7333	olive droopy doll eye	0		
7334	tumbling voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	tumbling upside-down grievous boxer's paddle-ball	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7336	oxidized lime green sound effects record	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 20
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	chilled dancer	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 19
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	deadly moose antlers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	improved liquefied narrow moose thought	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
7342	moldy half-sized spinning moose chocolate	2	crappy	
7343	artisanal triple-distilled painting of a glass of wine	9	EPIC	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	fuchsia doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	Da Vinci's groovy ghost toga	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5
7348	stale low-calorie sheet cake	1	decent	
7349	upside-down ghost key	0		
7350	squat ghostly picture of you	0		
7351	twirling double-paned studded smooth Staff of the Electric Range	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +5
7352	bland shaking deluxe layer cake	3	decent	
7353	lime green chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic red-hot boilermaker	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
7355	olive double-paned coal shovel	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	cold-filtered anodized unsweetened blue hot coal	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 41
7357	altered alkaline coal dust	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 48
7358	vibrating studded sinister Bram's choker	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	sharpshooter's plaid pocket square	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7362	lion tamer's plaid skirt of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	polarized improved shaking bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 38
7364	red fabric softener	0		
7365	triple-boiled blinking cyan fabric hardener	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 28
7366	artisanal bottle of laundry sherry	4	EPIC	
7367	adjusted Vulcanized industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 33, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	spoiled snack-sized extra-flat panini	2	crappy	
7369	modified altered narrow mangled finger	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 31
7370	hand-crafted Psychotic Train wine	3	EPIC	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	bland jittery pie man was not meant to eat	3	decent	
7373	upside-down teal sommelier's towel of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7374	shellacked tarnished tastevin	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
7375	moldy actual tapas	3	crappy	
7376	blinking ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	stylish ghast iron cleaver of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -15
7378	studded ghast iron Garibaldi of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	twirling medical-grade ghast iron heater shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7380	arcane researcher's ghast iron codpiece of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
7382	fuchsia Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	galvanized corrupted bouncing Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	irradiated gray Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	dry pickled Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	deionized corrupted Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	concentrated Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	chilled modified Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	magnetized twirling Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	aerosolized purple Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	activated tarnished squat pulsating Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	adjusted bouncing yellow Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	quadruple-modified tumbling Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	unsweetened twirling Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	pickled galvanized Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	super-polymerized adjusted Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	dry twirling blurry Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	galvanized Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	aerosolized jittery Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	moist polarized Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	nitrogenated double-ionized narrow Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	quadruple-polymerized Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	non-flattened flattened dry spinning Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	energized modified skewed spinning Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	upside-down Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	teal huge Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	narrow Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	olive Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	wobbly Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	spinning salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	twirling bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	polymerized extra-quantum bouncing sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	triple-enhanced Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	unsweetened Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	moist gray Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	irradiated Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	colloidal extra-alkaline Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	ionized polymerized polymerized Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	quadruple-polarized vacuum-sealed Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	blue Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	snack-sized bland Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	adequate Brain Food Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	snack-sized tasty Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	stale Medical Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	decent Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	yummy Ludovico Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	artisanal enchanted overpowering mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	artisanal triple-distilled complex mushroom wine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	high-proof drinkable smooth mushroom wine	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	smooth blood-red mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	acceptable buzzing mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	triple-distilled acceptable swirling mushroom wine	7	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	adequate Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	adequate Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	tolerable practically non-alcoholic regular-size brogurt	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	tolerable super-size brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	lousy bouncing purple broberry brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	drinkable brocolate brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	weak acceptable special French bronilla brogurt	2	good	Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	yellow blinking History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	shaking industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	jittery steel-toed Brogre brorts	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	bouncing grievous Brogre brolo shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	dangerous Brogre bucket hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	huge one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	jittery shaking scandalous Lo Pan's 8-billed baseball cap of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	squat lard-coated resourceful extremely wet T-shirt of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	wobbly foul-smelling Annie Oakley's extremely unsafe shrimp fork	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	wet nitrogenated blinking BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	galvanized go-go potion	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	super-ionized galvanized shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	irradiated tarnished Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	grievous string of moist beads	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	improved adjusted activated Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	blurry possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	diffused extra-tarnished narrow sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	tarnished irradiated sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	narrow sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	watered-down aged Rompedores de Fantasmas	2	awesome	
7483	tolerable fortified huge La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	good	
7484	perfectly mixed Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	4	EPIC	
7485	mirror upside-down loosening powder	0		
7486	ghostly huge bouncing castoreum	0		
7487	mirror drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	gray detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	hand-crafted bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	EPIC	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	blue recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	dry Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	pressed energized Texas tea	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 37
7503	Jeselnik's dark hamethyst ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7504	brainy dark baconstone ring	0		Mysticality: +5
7505	pulsating dark porquoise ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
7506	careful book of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7507	Usain Bolt's cloak	0		Initiative: +80
7508	spinning label	0		
7509	moldy upside-down Mornington crescent roll	3	crappy	
7510	quadruple-activated flattened blue eye shadow	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 46
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	energized green wobbly poppy	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 11
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	bouncing duonoculars of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	jittery witch's spare house key	0		
7517	bouncing lightning-fast clever spider leg	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +40
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic shaking glass of bourbon	1	EPIC	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	adequate bouncing government cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	twirling asbestos-lined pair of government shades	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	electrified government	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	anodized electrified triple-anodized alien drugs	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	occult government-issued night-vision goggles of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	bland loaf of alien bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	stale wobbly grilled cheese sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	boiled alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	delicious rocket fuel	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	mediocre triple-distilled stealth bomber	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	jittery twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	green ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	blurry quilted space beast fur hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	ghostly blurry lion tamer's space beast fur pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	skewed hale space beast fur whip	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	pulsating Herculean wizardly space heater	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	perfectly mixed bouncing space port	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	mirror family-friendly personal trainer's space needle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	nitrogenated super-energized tarnished spinning teal buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	super-liquefied diffused green ash soda	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	ionized extra-enhanced liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	non-cold-filtered huge squat dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	extra-irradiated bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	polymerized ionized shaking bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	twirling page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	activated teal blood cells	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 37
7558	distilled hand-crafted wobbly wine	5	EPIC	
7559	moist energized jittery squat gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 58
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	denatured oxidized giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65
7562	liquefied wobbly bouncing cyan musk turtle	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 28
7563	super-liquefied wobbly programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 51
7564	polymerized quadruple-denatured fuchsia mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 43
7565	special bland ham steak	4	decent	Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 10
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	lime green shaking blurry Chroner	0		
7568	groovy stylish Time Lord Badge of Honor of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
7569	red shaking toasty Tesla Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7570	modified Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 58
7571	perfumed smooth silent pea shooter	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5
7572	rotten small D roll	2	crappy	
7573	bouncing censurious kiwi beak of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7574	tolerable shaking New Zealand iced tea	4	good	
7575	shaking sinister droll monocle of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
7576	enhanced alkaline future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 18
7577	anodized tumbling future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 20
7578	pressed lime green future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 54
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	powdered olive liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 10
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	yummy miniature rack of dinosaur ribs	2	awesome	
7583	perfectly mixed scotch on the rocks	3	EPIC	
7584	twirling hale yabba dabba doo rag of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	Jack Frost's MacGyver's wooly loincloth	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	upside-down Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	artisanal extra-dry glass of &quot;milk&quot;	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	special weak tolerable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	good	Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	drinkable special mirror thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	3	good	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	delicious upside-down spinning Lucky Lindy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	watered-down perfectly mixed wobbly Bee's Knees	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	drinkable mirror Sockdollager	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	watered-down bad Ish Kabibble	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	perfectly mixed Hot Socks	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	perfectly mixed Phonus Balonus	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	mediocre wobbly Flivver	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	practically non-alcoholic bad ghostly upside-down Sloppy Jalopy	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	altered frozen flame	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 26
7601	liquefied improved electrified temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 42
7602	pressed magnetized huge Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 40
7603	adjusted wet anodized neckbeard	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 50
7604	ionized triple-ionized shaking artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 62
7605	modified bouncing punk patch	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 20
7606	extra-quantum steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 13
7607	aerosolized twirling vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 31
7608	irradiated liquefied blinking turtle mud	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 34
7609	flattened Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 30
7610	non-magnetized pickled Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 29
7611	dry wet altered tumbling Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 46
7612	Vulcanized colloidal denatured shaking tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 56
7613	adjusted oxidized bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 29
7614	corrupted voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 25
7615	Vulcanized wet pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 43
7616	aerosolized magnetized blurry pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 61
7617	polarized short deposition	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 15
7618	quadruple-quantum red straw pole	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 35
7619	liquefied wet copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 40
7620	enhanced spinning ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 35
7621	irradiated ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 51
7622	dry button rouge	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 58
7623	moist shaking Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 31
7624	anodized energized lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 29
7625	magnetized altered blinking fuchsia flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 16
7626	alkaline pulsating olive oyster badge	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 40
7627	ionized magnetized blinking plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 33
7628	diffused tumbling dancing fan	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 11
7629	extra-altered warmed cyan page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 51
7630	aerosolized vacuum-sealed polymerized magic powder	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 30
7631	corrupted huge friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 39
7632	ionized government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 13
7633	concentrated twirling alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 15
7634	pickled warmed spinning irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 33
7635	flattened tumbling cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 55
7636	energetic shellacked shell of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	lard-coated pillow shell	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	jittery sinister whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	purple oil shell of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	razor-sharp arcane researcher's turtle shell of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	blinking shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	twirling lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	denatured gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 32
7650	improved aerosolized blurry catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 61
7651	yellow freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	teal fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	tumbling fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	therapeutic neoprene skullcap	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	tarnished green goblin water	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 49
7661	squat dumb mud	0		
7662	tasty Sogg-Os	4	awesome	
7663	Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's Samson's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
7664	quantum blue narrow Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 36
7665	unsweetened improved liquid ice	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 68
7666	hand-crafted distilled bouncing Wet Russian	5	EPIC	
7667	bland filet of The Fish	3	decent	
7668	green Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	Jeselnik's medical-grade thunder down underwear of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	tumbling Sherlock's dog trainer's famous raincoat of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: 45, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	shaking mirror spinning MacGyver's extremely unsafe lightning rod of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	tumbling law-abiding citizen cane of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
7673	lousy huge legitimate business on the beach	3	decent	
7674	cool hep waders	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	normal small mirror purple bouncing jive turkey leg	2	good	
7676	skewed nasty birdbone corset	0		Stench Damage: +5
7677	nitrogenated wet gray candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 45
7678	4-dimensional fez of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	family-friendly super-absorbent tarp	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
7681	triple-distilled mediocre bouncing unquiet spirits	10	decent	
7682	lion tamer's banjo kazoo mount	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
7683	enhanced boiled upside-down grass	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 66
7684	gravedigger's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Spooky Damage: +10
7685	red gravedigger's smooth Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +10
7686	upside-down spinning hale forbidden Caveman Dan's favorite rock of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
7687	super-concentrated blinking dog ointment	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 25
7688	spinning hardened stiffened gumshoes	0		Damage Reduction: 4, Single Equip
7689	hale banded flapper floppers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
7690	tumbling mansplainer's thinker's sneakeasies	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
7691	sharpshooter's educational plastic nunchaku	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	stanky healthy razor-sharp hand whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	lion tamer's Lo Pan's energetic glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	family-friendly cap gun of terror of bravery	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	ruddy cassette player of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	blinking teal rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	pickled improved red confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	alkaline teal skewed confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	quantum confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	huge cyan LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	quadruple-activated boiled rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	toasty boxer's rubber cape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	wool stanky Samson's Thor's Pliers of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	concentrated pulsating candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 22
7711	dance instructor's water wings for babies of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	miniature stale ghostly Strix stix	2	decent	
7714	shaking Oprah's hale vampire pellet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120, Maximum MP Percent: +50
7715	acceptable non-aged vinegar	3	good	
7716	censurious unsanitized scalpel	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
7717	yellow rosy-cheeked gladiator tunica	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7718	huge purple Oprah's Roman sadnals	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7719	skewed wizardly madius	0		Mysticality: +25
7720	smelly radiator heater shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7721	modified super-aerosolized salt wages	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 20
7722	upside-down foul-smelling centurion helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	careful pteruges	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	electrified Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 31
7726	Vulcanized cold-filtered Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 64
7727	denatured Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 68
7728	triple-deionized Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 18
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	jittery purple Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	pulsating Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	ghostly Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	blurry Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	pulsating fuchsia Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	skewed Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	ghostly Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	huge Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	pulsating Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	mirror Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	flame-wreathed Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	twirling executive Socratic Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	banded sage Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	special yummy Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	awesome	Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	tolerable tumbling Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	upside-down upside-down Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	irradiated dry They liver	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	miniature decent They liver popsicle	2	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	dried residual zeal	1		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	wobbly blurry horrifying smelly lion tamer's defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
7767	pulsating airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	bouncing one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	bouncing Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	spinning narrow Socratic beefy Personal Ventilation Unit of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	boiled wet the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	rotten &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	vaporized transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	bouncing lime green therapeutic Rosewater's pair of plants of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	steel-toed Sasq&trade; watch of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	flame-wreathed manspreader's smoker's cloak of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	blue Temple Grandin's Tesla veiny camouflage T-shirt of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	ionized electrified concentrated huge experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	yellow tumbling sinister dangerous heavy-duty clipboard of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	upside-down horrifying Jim Carey's battery-powered drill of vim and vigor of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	normal jumbo blinking limp broccoli	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	horrifying lion tamer's beefy hat	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	electrified moist gray pulsating monkey barf	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	dry green blurry candy	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	fireproof padded smartaleck's jangly bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	vibrating cuddly teddy bear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	gray ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	mirror razor-sharp first-aid pouch of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	corrupted flattened airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	rotten tiny yellow initiative shawarma	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	flavorless warm war shawarma	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	spoiled small karma shawarma	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	bad watered-down huge Jungle Juice	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	watered-down acceptable Amnesiac Ale	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	irresponsibly strong bad Highest Bitter	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	executive greedy mercenary pistol	0		Meat Drop: 60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	dangerous mercenary rifle of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	pulsating impure gasoline	0		
7810	narrow cyan bouncing Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	pulsating viral DNA	0		
7812	lime green mirror pulsating tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	spoiled special narrow seared dino steak	3	crappy	Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 35
7814	acceptable irresponsibly strong bottle of drinkin' gas	8	good	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	cyan dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	wobbly corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	spinning narrow zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	bouncing experienced supercool iShield of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +3
7825	Usain Bolt's deadly earbuds of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
7826	lard-coated personal trainer's iFlail of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7827	adequate maroon unidentifiable dried fruit	4	good	
7828	watered-down hand-crafted flat cider	2	EPIC	
7829	flame-retardant dance instructor's weightlifter's trench lighter	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	triple-electrified experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	upside-down military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	spinning GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	skewed Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	blurry special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	spinning special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	Vulcanized dry perl necklace	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	vacuum-sealed purple Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	tarnished polymerized ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	moldy huge red petit fortran	8	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	bland gray narrow java cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	enchanted moldy low-calorie cookie cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	veiny plastic exo-suited miner	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	greasy plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	tumbling miser's plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	wobbly Tesla plastic Crimbot	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	plastic Crimbomega of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	cold-filtered flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	radiation-resistant helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	ghostly manspreader's servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	gravedigger's energetic high-energy mining laser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	narrow peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	skewed narrow Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	jittery fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	squat Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	squat Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	pulsating bouncing Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	jittery Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	blinking Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	purple Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	green Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	red Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	tumbling gray Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	huge Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	olive wobbly Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	blurry Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	cyan Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	maroon Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	blinking Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	shaking recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	bouncing recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	shaking recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	electrified hardened Size XI Wizard's Robe of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	enhanced Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 13
7915	extra-polarized chilled Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 25
7916	teal mimeplasm	0		
7917	alkaline gray BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 17
7918	flattened tarnished Moonds	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 63
7919	energized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 28
7920	shaking fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	watered-down drinkable Friendly Turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	delicious fortified Agitated Turkey	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Ambitious Turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	decent massive neutron lollipop	9	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	spirit-forward tolerable green gamma nog	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	mixed shaking single atom	1	good	Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	huge Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	mirror blurry sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	upside-down bouncing nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	ruddy weightlifter's outlaw bandana of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40
7947	bad whiskey in a broken glass	4	decent	
7948	fancy fortified perfectly mixed skewed shot of mescal	5	EPIC	Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 35
7949	hand-crafted spirit-forward glass of herbal tequila	5	EPIC	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	huge knitted plaid cowboy hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	twirling knitted friendly rusted-out shootin' iron of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	huge copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	blue lightning-fast executive scandalous Samson's Staff of Ed	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +40
7962	upside-down Eye of Ed	0		
7963	tumbling amulet	0		
7964	pulsating padded Staff of Fats	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	huge yellow Ka coin	0		
7967	extremely unsafe World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	bouncing beehive	0		
7970	olive boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	altered yellow pulsating shaking mummified fig	1	awesome	
7973	compressed pulsating mummified loaf of bread	1	crappy	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 40
7974	dehydrated narrow mummified beef haunch	1	awesome	Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 25
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	teal cotton bandages	0		
7977	spinning silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	wobbly talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	Sister Accessory of bravery of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
7984	extra-flattened squat Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 58
7985	tumbling ruddy occult parachute	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	up-at-dawn brainy pad	0		Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	foul-smelling curative peeler	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	tumbling fuchsia Van der Graaf deadly pettipants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	studded slick panama hat	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	Oprah's pulsera of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	careful razor-sharp police baton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	Usain Bolt's friendly wholesome occult deadly groovy plus-fours	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	stylish porkpie of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	medical-grade grievous pepper mill	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	wobbly dangerous boxer's pelerine	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	yellow horrifying nippy phantom mask	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	dried red mirror polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	vaporized yellow blinking narrow powder	1		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	double-unsweetened boiled diffused choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	adjusted shaking shaking smart watch	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	colloidal cold-filtered huge augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	Newton's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	deadly toy Crimbot power glove	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	dog trainer's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	gravedigger's toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	quantum Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	huge tumbling Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	spinning Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	spinning Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	spinning heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	jittery Crimbomega drive chain of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	purple Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	Vulcanized fuchsia shaking fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	ionized diffused spinning flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	tarnished mirror and rain stick	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	adequate Choco-Mint patty	4	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	bad enchanted cyan hot mint schnocolate	3	decent	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	compressed homeopathic mint tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	gray blinking antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	mirror cyan continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	blurry wobbly alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	Jim Carey's arcane researcher's tope&eacute;	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	wobbly blinking wizardly topiary tights of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3
8036	olive horrifying topiary necktie	0		Spooky Damage: +25
8037	stale spinning bowl of topioca	3	decent	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	ghostly spinning rock	0		
8043	perfumed pot	0		Stench Resistance: +5
8044	spinning spelunking fedora of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
8045	cool sturdy machete	0		Moxie: +5
8046	aromatic shotgun	0		Stench Resistance: +1
8047	dog trainer's boomerang	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8049	mirror wobbly frightening mining helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5
8050	Tesla X-ray goggles	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Luck: +5
8051	squat cape of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
8052	wicked jetpack	0		Spell Damage: +5
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	beefcake's pickaxe	0		Muscle: +25
8056	skewed torch	0		
8057	executive [spelunking test kit] of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
8058	auspicious plasma rifle	0		Item Drop: +10
8059	upside-down teal narrow Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	fuchsia narrow pulsating knitted greasy The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Luck: -6
8061	green The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	blurry coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	upside-down narrow Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	upside-down monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	modified	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	wobbly nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	blue warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	spinning janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	twirling baleful Spelunker's fedora of the empath of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	friendly hardy Sinatra's Spelunker's whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	Sherlock's chaotic Spelunker's khakis of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	blinking tumbling Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	lime green mirror LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	cyan mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	Jack Frost's hardened wicker kickers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	double-paned healthy wicker slicker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	wool strapping wicker knickers	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	razor-sharp beefy wicker ticker	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	wicker sticker of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	double-paned Newton's wicker clicker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	vaporized cyan wickerbits	1		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	manspreader's Fonzie's belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	blinking quilted badge of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	tumbling bowl of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	brooch of doom of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	narrow red horrifying healthy breeches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	therapeutic backpack of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	twisted huge bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	pulsating scorching medical-grade anvil	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	occult brainy akubra	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	jittery frosty arcane researcher's apron	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	ascot of the wise owl of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	studded smooth attache case	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	twirling perfumed Socratic accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	modified purple aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	foul-smelling medical-grade wig	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	gray groovy winch crank of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	Van der Graaf quilted widget	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	censurious clever whisk	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	ghostly family-friendly fortified walker	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	auspicious forbidden waders	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	boiled narrow flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	slick gaiters of the brazier	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	teal dangerous savvy garland	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	arcane researcher's cool gunnysack	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	blurry chaotic Annie Oakley's garibaldi	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	perfumed Van der Graaf girdle	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	prompt MacGyver's gloves	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	powdered smithereens	1		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	Usain Bolt's wizardly fiberglass fetish	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	shaking blurry dog trainer's fiberglass foil of chilblains	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	mirror scorching fiberglass fannypack of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	blue beefcake's fiberglass frock of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	fireproof wholesome fiberglass fingerguard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	Jeselnik's Da Vinci's fiberglass fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	compressed upside-down narrow fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	skewed bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	Sherlock's rubber spatula	0		Item Drop: +25
8139	perfumed spoon	0		Stench Resistance: +5
8140	blurry crystalline reamer of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
8141	upside-down Rosewater's macroplane grater	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
8142	experienced bastard baster	0		Experience: +2
8143	resourceful obsidian nutcracker	0		Maximum MP: +50
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	blurry personal trainer's glass eye of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8146	modified ionized invisible potion	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 30
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	bouncing baleful ninjammies of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	denatured moist oxidized squat Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 64
8150	frozen denatured quadruple-wet teal sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 23
8151	irradiated magnetized deionized spinning gray Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 30
8152	irradiated colloidal spinning polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 34
8153	oxidized activated candy dish	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 52
8154	polymerized upside-down Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 37
8155	extra-nitrogenated activated twirling talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 23
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	squat bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	squat half of a tooth	0		
8160	extra-concentrated mouse skull	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 52
8161	moist really thick spine	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34
8162	Fonzie's skullcap of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	three-legged pants of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	horrifying energetic remaindered axe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	greedy sizzling cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	super-sized delicious baguette	5	awesome	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	deionized denatured pulsating blinking ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 54
8170	alkaline mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 39
8171	perfectly mixed purple unflavored wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	sewer snake of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8174	tasty low-calorie pigeon egg	1	awesome	
8175	Newton's jaunty feather of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100
8176	practically non-alcoholic aged premium malt liquor	1	awesome	
8177	Jim Carey's brown paper pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25
8178	Oprah's hardened brown paper bag mask	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50
8179	purple flame-retardant ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	blue pulsating up-at-dawn breadwand	0		Adventures: +5
8181	greedy loafers	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	green Socratic bread basket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
8184	shaking Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	narrow dog trainer's sharpshooter's The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	mediocre Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4	decent	
8189	irresponsibly strong tolerable Radberry Rip wine cooler	9	good	
8190	artisanal Orangemageddon wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8191	special artisanal Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	EPIC	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 45
8192	lousy high-proof bouncing Citrus Crush wine cooler	8	decent	
8193	flavorless tumbling plain bagel	3	decent	
8194	fancy moldy glob of cream cheese	3	crappy	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 20
8195	moldy teal loaf of soda bread	4	crappy	
8196	flavorless acceptable bagel	3	decent	
8197	normal standard-issue cupcake	3	good	
8198	massive stale ultra-deluxe cupcake	6	decent	
8199	pulsating hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	spoiled popular tart	4	crappy	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	modified Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 59
8203	ghostly upside-down airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	yellow lion tamer's savvy expensive camera	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	cold-filtered oxidized skewed How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	lime green filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	spinning grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	reassuring coward's rigging rope	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	twisted nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	sewage-clogged pistol of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	super-chilled pressed pickled maroon jittery beard incense	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	squat hardy personal trainer's perfume-soaked bandana	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	fuchsia toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	bland low-calorie pulsating toxo	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	fortified bad Lemonade-235	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	skewed smelly stylish isotophat	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	skewed red censurious savvy Three Mile Island shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	nasty energetic toxic mop	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	blue inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	blinking family-friendly foul-smelling sage backwoods banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	fuchsia twirling gravedigger's baleful ratskin pajama pants of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	flattened turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	flame-retardant mansplainer's grievous fake washboard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	blurry mansplainer's MacGyver's Dinsey's oculus	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	dangerous Dinsey's radar dish	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	blue wholesome wizardly Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	twirling curative rosy-cheeked Dinsey's brain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	Socratic groovy Dinsey's glove	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	yellow Dinsey's pants of the storm of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	tumbling upside-down keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	narrow keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	fuchsia keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	crafty lube-shoes	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	bouncing friendly energetic Dinsey mascot mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	snack-sized toothsome blurry shaking Dinsey food-cone	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	aged Dinsey Whinskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	non-denatured gray mirror Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	hale fannypack of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	maroon hardy personal trainer's Herculean Rosewater's boxer's slick garbage sticker	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	manspreader's stylish weightlifter's hazmat helmet of the empath of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	alkaline blinking nasty gum	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 58
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	gravedigger's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	huge Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	bouncing Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	twirling Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	asbestos-lined resourceful miracle whip of the glutton of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	fireproof sphygmayomanometer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	gray mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	spoiled unappetizing mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	flavorless diet uninteresting mayolus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	spoiled acceptable mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	stale gigantic enticing mayolus	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	tasty mouth-watering mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	spinning wobbly newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	jittery spinning mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	tumbling olive tumbling Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	lousy wobbly Afternoon Delight	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	double-polymerized Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	jittery Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	squat The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	corrupted adjusted blurry Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	quantum magnetized teal Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 36
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	red executive dice ring	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
8291	lard-coated dice belt buckle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8292	red occult dice-print pajama pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
8293	Sinatra's dice-shaped backpack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8294	lightning-fast dice-print do-rag	0		Initiative: +40
8295	sharpshooter's dice sunglasses	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	ionized lime green dice	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 13
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	huge pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	pressed quantum red power pill	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	irradiated colloidal pixel star	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	miniature adequate blinking pixel banana	2	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	artisanal pixel beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	narrow puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	electrified quantum quantum sludgesicle	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 45
8307	modified wet skewed &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 14
8308	nitrogenated adjusted piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
8309	electrified frozen baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 19
8310	improved vacuum-sealed pulsating blinking .epub file	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 68
8311	galvanized lime green ghostly BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 61
8312	triple-chilled hustler shades	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 47
8313	moist non-magnetized shaking jerky stick	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 12
8314	activated galvanized costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 48
8315	flattened muscle oil	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 24
8316	concentrated non-anodized fuchsia bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 46
8317	chilled extra-magnetized tumbling pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 17
8318	flattened pulsating sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 31
8319	vacuum-sealed flattened huge jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 65
8320	magnetized frozen one glove	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 23
8321	wet dry glove	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 42
8322	energized electrified upside-down handful of fire	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 54
8323	triple-adjusted squat ghostly Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 42
8324	polymerized blue disposable lighter	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 37
8325	irradiated coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 62
8326	electrified altered jittery ghostly conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 65
8327	quadruple-modified lime green Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 13
8328	frozen unsweetened narrow icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 33
8329	unsweetened extra-irradiated smellbook	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 14
8330	energized Vulcanized assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 28
8331	wet magnetized purple squat filthy armor	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 32
8332	double-corrupted lime green huge plague pie	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 29
8333	warmed super-frozen batarang	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 32
8334	pickled spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 47
8335	dry alkaline dry cyan grease trap	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 44
8336	polymerized upside-down shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 36
8337	triple-energized shaking porkpocket	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 53
8338	magnetized green Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 46
8339	triple-enhanced wet mirror warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 57
8340	magnetized ghostly janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 53
8341	double-boiled deionized pulsating warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 32
8342	polarized maroon baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 46
8343	super-polarized carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 15
8344	non-enhanced flattened irradiated green tumbling squat bronze polish	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 24
8345	cold-filtered mirror crident	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 27
8346	altered triple-Vulcanized colloidal spinning totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 47
8347	aerosolized spray chrome	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 60
8348	irradiated enhanced filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 33
8349	electrified energized aerosolized hand of cards	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 12
8350	unsweetened polymerized red damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 49
8351	moist Vulcanized lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 55
8352	non-irradiated skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 68
8353	pickled grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 58
8354	denatured bouncing shaking nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 39
8355	denatured energized tumbling iron torso box	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 31
8356	frozen activated mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 64
8357	concentrated green radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 11
8358	dry wobbly x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 16
8359	pressed modified ghostly squat wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 60
8360	triple-corrupted huge hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 43
8361	frozen adjusted blinking child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 25
8362	boiled tumbling devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 33
8363	super-activated galvanized blurry shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 59
8364	extra-moist bouncing blinking alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 39
8365	vacuum-sealed wobbly mirror novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 26
8366	activated frozen blurry invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 59
8367	warmed bouncing handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 45
8368	dry oxidized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 32
8369	triple-activated oxidized magnetized skewed plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 51
8370	extra-warmed denatured pressed funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 21
8371	boiled huge bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 21
8372	non-modified huge flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 48
8373	warmed captured boozles	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 69
8374	denatured adjusted ionized drinks tray	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 60
8375	super-moist eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 50
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	rotten pixel lemon	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	perfectly mixed pixel daiquiri	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	energized concentrated squat power pill	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	ionized double-alkaline pixel potion	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	huge popular part	0		
8384	narrow bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	huge cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	blinking mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	cyan pulsating gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	maroon hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	blurry The Emperor's new hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	cyan Oprah's The Emperor's new shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	therapeutic The Emperor's new pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	teal flame-wreathed steel-toed lead pipe	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	shaking Van der Graaf rope of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	greasy banded wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	upside-down shaking Temple Grandin's candlestick of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	gravedigger's chilly knife	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	skewed medical-grade weightlifter's revolver	0		Muscle: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	blurry 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	huge talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	cyan narrow savory dry noodles	0		
8407	adequate pestopiary	4	good	
8408	polarized bouncing ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 22
8409	bland small mirror crudles	2	decent	
8410	normal green agnolotti arboli	4	good	
8411	thick normal lime green spaghetti with ghost balls	5	good	
8412	bland pulsating succulent marrow	4	decent	
8413	spoiled small salacious crumbs	2	crappy	
8414	rotten immense fusilli marrownarrow	7	crappy	
8415	flavorless suggestive strozzapreti	3	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	toothsome big mirror Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	5	awesome	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	bland immense maroon linguini immondizia bianco	9	decent	
8420	moldy shells a la shellfish	4	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	twirling high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	upside-down red New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	blinking spore pod	0		
8429	spinning veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	LavaCo Lamp&trade; of horror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	blinking deadly LavaCo Lamp&trade; of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	blinking insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	red viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lime green lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	blue upside-down lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	gray uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	wobbly capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	huge capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	skewed LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	pulsating New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	ghostly crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	huge broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	blinking gravedigger's high-temperature mining mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	wobbly crafty fireproof megaphone of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	tiny adequate twirling mineapple	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	watered-down drinkable lime green Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	upside-down SMOOCH soda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	normal snack-sized squat smelted roe	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	hand-crafted lavawater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	concentrated basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	vibrating slick lavalarva of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	blinking hale quilted extremely unsafe lava balaclava	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	Tesla crafty basaltamander buckler of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	pressed wobbly lava globs	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	rotten gooey lava globs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	huge electrified forbidden lava-proof pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	sizzling dog trainer's heat-resistant necktie	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	Usain Bolt's therapeutic heat-resistant gloves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	snack-sized decent very hot lunch	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	tolerable spinning asbestos thermos	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	dry narrow liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	stale red disco biscuit	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	delicious Quaatorade&trade;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	cyan reassuring supercharged ruddy biker's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	careful cool beefcake's feathered headdress	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	ghostly greasy boxer's electrician's hardhat of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	skewed one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	smooth velvet pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	Da Vinci's smooth velvet hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	jittery smooth velvet pocket square of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	tumbling ghostly gravedigger's smooth velvet socks	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	twirling horrifying smooth velvet hanky	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	forbidden The One Mood Ring of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	lime green Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	skewed Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	olive Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	blue signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	twirling Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	spinning half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	bouncing glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	dried blurry SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	galvanized altered tumbling labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	pulsating reassuring Van der Graaf smartaleck's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	boxer's grease cannon of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	vacuum-sealed quadruple-tarnished demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	sizzling deadly arcane researcher's love	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	upside-down blue prompt rosy-cheeked slick Pener's drumstick	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	jittery bouncing fireproof horrifying deuce cape	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	reassuring Jim Carey's hardened Lavalos's shell	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	electrified sinister smooth velvet bra	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	energetic SMOOCH bracers of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	spinning SMOOCH kneepads of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	Fonzie's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	foul-smelling SMOOCH codpiece of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	coward's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	twirling superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	squat superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	adequate red lava cake	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	snack-sized decent pink slime	2	good	
8527	lime green Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	narrow Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	moldy devil hair pasta	4	crappy	
8530	delicious spagecialetti	3	awesome	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	moldy libertagliatelle	3	crappy	
8535	yummy jumbo tumbling turkish mostaccioli	5	awesome	
8536	massive normal linguini of the sea	8	good	
8537	tarnished upside-down Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 63
8539	olive Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	tiny adequate Fettris	1	good	
8543	flavorless diet fusillocybin	1	decent	
8544	decent prescription noodles	4	good	
8545	pickled tumbling blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	wet bag of grain	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 42
8547	frozen shaking purple pocket maze	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 11
8548	triple-cold-filtered upside-down yellow blurry shady shades	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 55
8549	colloidal diffused upside-down squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 28
8550	yummy twirling pulsating weird gazelle steak	4	awesome	
8551	decent blurry sausage without a cause	4	good	
8552	alkaline unsweetened face paint	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 17
8553	hand-crafted skewed emergency margarita	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
8554	hand-crafted vintage smart drink	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8555	huge a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	squat Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	non-vacuum-sealed Wickers bar	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 33
8559	concentrated bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 54
8560	vacuum-sealed polymerized Aerheads	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 51
8561	frozen enhanced olive Wrotz	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 67
8562	deionized jittery Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 31
8563	wet fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 16
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	prompt Usain Bolt's knitted barrel lid	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	executive toasty barrel hoop earring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	hale personal trainer's bankruptcy barrel of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	cyan firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	blurry yellow tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	green barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	tumbling rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	tumbling mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	bouncing barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	lousy bottle of Amontillado	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	high-proof delicious twirling olive barrel-aged martini	6	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	adequate barrel pickle	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	spoiled snack-sized upside-down barrel cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	pickled huge vibrating mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	boiled cyan huge mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	gray toasty KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	lime green Golden Mr. Eh? of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	hardened barrel gun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	shaking maroon squat barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	moldy water log	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	upside-down ribald resourceful barrelhead	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	brawny thinker's bottoms of the barrel	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	double-paned padded chest barrel	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bouncing bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	coward's double barreled barrel gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	olive ghostly knitted extremely unsafe boxer's triple barreled barrel gun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	narrow manspreader's vibrating barrel beryl choker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	foul-smelling hardy barrel beryl nose ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	hardy dance instructor's barrel beryl ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	upside-down potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	pressed bouncing cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	activated pressed bouncing cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	modified flattened cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	colloidal skewed cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	double-dry pressed cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	quantum wet shaking cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	flattened aerosolized green spinning cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	super-pressed extra-nitrogenated narrow cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	deionized pressed tarnished cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	moist cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	triple-activated corrupted cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	deionized gray cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	altered cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	dry upside-down maroon cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	frozen pulsating cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	magnetized quadruple-cold-filtered ionized jittery cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	magnetized cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	adjusted aerosolized ionized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	super-dry skewed olive cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	boiled cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	adjusted upside-down cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	triple-corrupted anodized cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	electrified olive cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	boiled ghostly bouncing cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	twisted maroon cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	boiled dry narrow cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	corrupted super-ionized shaking pulsating cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	dry magnetized maroon squat spinning wobbly cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	colloidal shaking red cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	nitrogenated lime green cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	modified energized green cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	colloidal cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	twirling cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	colloidal blurry cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	anodized quantum cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	shaking Oprah's Royal scepter of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	adequate bowl of eyeballs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	spoiled spinning bowl of mummy guts	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	stale bowl of maggots	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	distilled drinkable blood and blood	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	weak perfectly mixed bouncing Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	lousy pulsating zombie	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	ghostly Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	mirror wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	huge tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	MacGyver's beefy crown of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	up-at-dawn fireproof occult hawk	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5
8655	half-sized bland hamlet sandwich	2	decent	
8656	Othello's military jacket of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8657	baleful Othello's dagger	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8658	rock-hard Othello's handkerchief	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
8659	super-enhanced spinning bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 14
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	tumbling lime green scandalous toasty ghostly dagger	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
8663	high-proof lousy pulsating ghost beer	8	decent	
8664	yellow Othello set of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
8665	huge red rotten tomato	0		
8666	mirror Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	pulsating curative Fonzie's Yorick of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	olive tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	fuchsia Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	mirror airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	blurry one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	diffused ionized maroon shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	miniature bland fancy jittery iceberg lettuce	2	decent	Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed twirling ice wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	ruddy grievous Da Vinci's Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	shaking Usain Bolt's sinister Wal-Mart nametag of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	blinking Jeselnik's Jack Frost's boxer's Wal-Mart overalls	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	cyan perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	experienced bellhop's hat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	drinkable ice porter	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	nitrogenated extra-galvanized enhanced exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	Vulcanized chilled triple-dry shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	dehydrated mirror purple medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	stale ice rice	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	drinkable twirling iced plum wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	shaking prompt groovy sage training belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's training legwarmers of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	twirling manspreader's baleful grievous training helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	wobbly training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	fuchsia training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	dehydrated abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	distilled wobbly abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	compressed wobbly abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	dehydrated shaking gray abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	pickled red abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	vaporized ghostly bouncing abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	diluted teal abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	powdered yellow abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	modified spinning skewed abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	powdered abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	tasty VYKEA meatballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	tolerable practically non-alcoholic VYKEA mead	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	cold-filtered VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	narrow VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	olive upside-down VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	huge VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	mirror jittery VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	studded forbidden VYKEA hex key of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	shaking VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	spoiled snack-sized tin of submardines	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	bad weak bottle of norwhiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	diluted squat skewed octolus oculus	1	good	Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	double-paned knitted stanky sardine can key	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	mansplainer's Tesla norwhal helmet of terror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	auspicious wicked octolus-skin cloak of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	hand-crafted wobbly perfect cosmopolitan	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	perfectly mixed watered-down blue perfect negroni	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	artisanal pulsating perfect dark and stormy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	irresponsibly strong bad perfect mimosa	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	delicious practically non-alcoholic blinking perfect old-fashioned	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	drinkable perfect paloma	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	pickled extra-concentrated ghostly gray That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	energized unsweetened ionized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	galvanized blinking spinning fuchsia Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	triple-adjusted Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	improved enhanced tumbling squat olive Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	skewed airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	dry cold-filtered Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	ionized tumbling upside-down hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	alkaline mirror communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	toothsome Crimbo salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	moldy bread line	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	bad spirit-forward skewed bark rootbeer	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	aged weak mirror ale	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	avaricious plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	Sinatra's plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	bouncing sinister plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	grievous plastic Crimborgatron	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	savvy plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	blue narrow squat stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	lime green BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	blinking box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	teal Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	tolerable Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	purple chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	vacuum-sealed diffused pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	skewed sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	crafty rock-hard reusable shopping bag of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	shaking frightening coarse hemp socks	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	tumbling nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	stanky pine cone necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	purple asbestos-lined reindeer hammer	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	clever elf ploughshare	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	squat spinning circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	upside-down The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	spinning faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	blurry faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	skewed elven tambourine of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	padded reindeer sickle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	narrow Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	twirling bouncing pulsating bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	blurry bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	blurry jittery kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	spinning high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	bouncing self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	squat confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	twirling glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	spinning Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	moldy Kudzu salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	mixed narrow fuchsia tumbling Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	mediocre triple-distilled Miss Graves' vermouth	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	spoiled diet The Plumber's mushroom stew	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	twisted The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	perfectly mixed watered-down The Mad Liquor	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	acceptable watered-down Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	adequate super-sized Mr. Burnsger	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	dried huge bouncing The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	smelly electrified medical-grade The Jokester's gun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	pulsating executive gravedigger's energetic The Jokester's wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	shaking blue Usain Bolt's lion tamer's fortified The Jokester's pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	flattened tumbling Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	huge green basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	improved robin's egg	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	rotten robin flan	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	special weak hand-crafted robin nog	2	EPIC	Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	purple narrow plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	cyan root beer barrel	0		
8840	pressed double-altered wobbly Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 18
8841	super-irradiated Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 55
8842	anodized green infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 23
8843	diffused blinking can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 42
8844	super-diffused The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 24
8845	electrified purple bag of random words	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 58
8846	super-ionized cyan bouncing tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 27
8847	altered adjusted cyan mirror red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 37
8848	pressed non-wet colloidal question juice	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 61
8849	diffused tube of villain	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 41
8850	olive asbestos-lined your cowboy boots	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	ghostly inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	ghostly nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	skewed nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	jittery beefy quicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	inspector's banded weightlifter's thicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	lion tamer's shellacked wicksilver ring of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	wool smooth slicksilver ring of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	Van der Graaf wizardly sicksilver ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	executive rosewater-soaked curative nicksilver ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	perfumed smelly ticksilver ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	lime green energetic Newton's Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	family-friendly forbidden Tesla's Electroplated Beans of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	green curative stylish Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	ruddy Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	shaking family-friendly Frigid Northern Beans	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	Usain Bolt's World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	purple coward's Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	teal gravedigger's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	green Sherlock's perfumed aromatic asbestos-lined occult Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: 6, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	prompt Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the wise owl of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	rotten plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	yummy enchanted green plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	awesome	Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	stale miniature squat plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	moldy plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	half-sized bland plate of Frigid Northern Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	tasty half-sized cyan plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	stale plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	toothsome half-sized plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	bland plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	yummy big plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	Oprah's rosy-cheeked Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	fortified Daisy's unclean bloomers of extreme caution of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	blinking therapeutic Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the bloodbag of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	ghostly executive nippy mansplainer's Annie Oakley's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	blue Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	dangerous Herculean weightlifter's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	twirling buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	cold-filtered squat poker face paint	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	blurry realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	special tainted milk	1	awesome	Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	pulsating gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	quadruple-magnetized diffused skewed triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	adjusted bouncing ghost bit	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	corrupted ionized lime green buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	magnetized tumbling lion musk	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	normal bear claw	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	double-pickled enhanced skewed rattler gland	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	altered colloidal upside-down half-digested coal	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	quantum double-corrupted concentrated pulsating tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	small decent maroon rotting beefsteak	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	acceptable firemilk	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	aerosolized altered red bouncing spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	denatured moomy dust	1		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	sharpshooter's western-style skinning knife of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	jittery vibrating steel knuckles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	tumbling Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	blinking Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	maroon The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	red squat LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	teal narrow spinning disc (white)	0		
8924	blurry disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	purple disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	energized demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	fuchsia makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	ghostly custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	skewed porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	squat hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	blinking rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	squat cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	gray jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	narrow spinning slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	bouncing ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	jittery Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	red up-at-dawn one-gallon hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5
8960	perfumed smelly two-gallon hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
8961	arcane researcher's three-gallon hat of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25
8962	twirling supercool four-gallon hat of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
8963	narrow miser's nasty five-gallon hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
8964	squat perfumed greasy six-gallon hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
8965	squat auspicious extremely unsafe seven-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10
8966	squat stanky rosy-cheeked eight-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8967	sage nine-gallon hat of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
8968	pulsating auspicious brainy ten-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +10
8969	tumbling extremely unsafe eleven-gallon hat of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	quantum squat huge skin oil	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 67
8973	denatured unusual oil	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 25
8974	chilled super-moist modified narrow eldritch oil	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 59
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	liquefied shaking spinning tumbling patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 30
8977	pickled patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 29
8978	Vulcanized patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 65
8979	colloidal aerosolized olive shaking patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 37
8980	ionized huge blinking patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 52
8981	alkaline extra-liquefied patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 69
8982	altered oxidized corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 51
8983	perfectly mixed enchanted rodeo whiskey	3	EPIC	Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 20
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	real cowboy hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
8986	upside-down Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	jittery narrow Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	ghostly blurry Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	twisted mirror armored prawn	1		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	adequate narrow jumping horseradish	4	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	fancy mediocre skewed pulsating pulsating Sacramento wine	3	decent	Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	colloidal upside-down Greek fire	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	auspicious supercharged fortified weightlifter's ox-head shield of terror	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	blinking perfumed rosewater-soaked mansplainer's MacGyver's boxer's dented scepter	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	Sherlock's lion tamer's razor-sharp Sinatra's very pointy crown of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	Jack Frost's MacGyver's rosy-cheeked battle broom of temperance of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	maroon Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	lime green Annie Oakley's electrified carpe of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	narrow skewed crafty sinister wizardly codpiece of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	narrow scorching Herculean savvy troutsers of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	jittery sizzling Van der Graaf Oprah's bass clarinet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 90, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	cyan greasy coward's hardy deadly fish hatchet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	lightning-fast toasty therapeutic smooth tunac	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	irradiated anodized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	fortified hand-crafted bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	concentrated triple-deionized high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	narrow banded fishin' hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	red Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	green blurry dance instructor's sonar fishfinder	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	wobbly luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	fuchsia viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	lime green internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	wobbly plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	stale half-sized gallon of milk	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	squat print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	bouncing screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	wool Tesla First Post shirt - Cir Senam of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	ghostly high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	toothsome pulsating star salad	4	awesome	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	adequate enchanted super-sized bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	5	good	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 10
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	mirror Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	stale browser cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	high-proof hand-crafted hacked gibson	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Lo Pan's Source shades	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	mirror missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	shaking huge Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	jittery upside-down Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	blinking Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	shaking Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	green skewed Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	fuchsia Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	twirling Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	blurry Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	ghostly Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	red Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	mirror Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	narrow Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	huge red Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	jittery Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	tumbling Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	upside-down pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	squat wool deadly plastic detective badge of wisdom of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	wobbly prompt Usain Bolt's bronze detective badge of chilblains of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Adventures: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	spinning lightning-fast sharpshooter's deadly Newton's detective badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	tumbling red asbestos-lined forbidden thinker's detective badge of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: 150, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	blurry cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	tumbling detective roscoe of wisdom of James Dean of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	altered colloidal squat shoe gum	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	ribald experienced noir fedora of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	zippy sizzling crafty trench coat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	artisanal Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	bland massive jittery hardboiled egg	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	maroon DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	ribald Annie Oakley's Rosewater's protonic accelerator pack of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: 35, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	maroon almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	upside-down studded Adventurer bobblehead	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	olive psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	ghostly twirling hardy bindle of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	olive lard-coated padded fleshy lump	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	aromatic hardened smoldering bagel punch	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	wholesome forbidden ghostly reins	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	sharpshooter's derringer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	crafty Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	coward's banded Spookyraven signet of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	sizzling extremely unsafe tie-dyed fannypack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	pulsating flame-wreathed burnt snowpants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	blue censurious standards and practices guide	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	stylish Carpathian longsword of Tarzan of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	friendly extremely unsafe deadly Liam's mail	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	family-friendly rosewater-soaked Unfortunato's foolscap of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	wobbly purification tablet	0		
9102	bouncing grievous Wrist-Boy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
9103	gray Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	spinning compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	blinking teal Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	flattened deionized Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	flattened Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 22
9110	liquefied activated Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 52
9111	extra-magnetized activated shaking yellow Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 55
9112	extra-adjusted moist EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 45
9113	tarnished oxidized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 41
9114	altered enhanced nitrogenated The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 45
9115	cold-filtered deionized cyan Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 26
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	banded repaid diaper	0		Damage Absorption: +100
9118	lime green Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	perfectly mixed special Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	EPIC	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	Unstable Pointy Ears of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	squat Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	blinking School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	hand-crafted unidentified drink	4	EPIC	
9127	squat KoL Con 13 T-shirt of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
9128	up-at-dawn weightlifter's discarded swimming trunks of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5
9129	non-tarnished ionized mirror diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 39
9130	moist altered narrow charisma potion	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 66
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	twirling pistol of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	flavorless maroon leftover pasty	3	decent	
9135	special hand-crafted very whiskey	4	EPIC	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 35
9136	huge li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	skewed li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	twirling li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	enhanced anodized blurry spinning hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	activated polarized Prunets	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 41
9148	bouncing Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	energized corrupted pulsating blurry invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	polymerized quadruple-chilled invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	delicious lime green raw sweet potato	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	small moldy pulsating raw beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	bland immense raw stuffing	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	diet flavorless raw cranberry sauce	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	snack-sized stale raw turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	moldy raw mincemeat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	rotten thick raw potato	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	adequate raw gravy	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	delicious low-calorie raw bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	Usain Bolt's brainy mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	manspreader's hardened glass casserole dish of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	fortified Socratic can opener	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	mixed spinning blinking tumbling red turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	clever glass pie plate of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	Newton's beefy potato masher	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	spinning gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	skewed bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	toothsome massive special sweet potatoes	10	awesome	Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	enchanted spoiled bean casserole	3	crappy	Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	tasty spinning baked stuffing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	spoiled cranberry cylinder	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	big normal jittery maroon thanksgiving turkey	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	normal snack-sized mince pie	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	immense decent spinning mashed potatoes	7	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	spoiled warm gravy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	adequate jumbo bread roll	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	bland yellow leftovers	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	tiny decent leftovers sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	ghostly jittery megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	blurry bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	green Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	twirling eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	dry eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	acceptable squat eldritch extract	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	mirror Official Council Aide Pin of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	watered-down drinkable eldritch distillate	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	compressed pulsating upside-down eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	toasty Science Notebook	0		Hot Damage: +5
9197	boxer's eldritch hat of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	mirror nippy curative smartaleck's eldritch pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	watered-down lousy eldritch elixir	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	pulsating wobbly Oprah's rock-hard Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	spinning lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	tumbling upside-down Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	shaking counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	jittery pulsating sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	olive The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	arcane researcher's ball and chain	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	gingerbread tophat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	Usain Bolt's gingerbread waistcoat	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	asbestos-lined supercool candy dress shoes of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	shaking family-friendly chaotic sharpshooter's candy necktie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	wobbly miser's deadly chocolate pocketwatch of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	huge fuchsia broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	blinking interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	yellow gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	upside-down sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	small tasty animal part cracker	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	bad gingerbread wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	tiny spoiled gingerbread mug	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	shellacked gingerbread mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	jittery foul-smelling gingerservo of doom	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	polarized gray tainted icing	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	narrow gingerbeard of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	skewed gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	hardened occult gingerbread hoodie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	fuchsia curative healthy gingerbread pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	skewed perfumed toasty marzipan briefcase	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	dance instructor's creme brulee torch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	bouncing baleful candy crowbar	0		Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	sharpshooter's sage candy screwdriver	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	vibrating pumpkin spice candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	diffused deionized narrow gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	rock-hard personal trainer's gingerbread gavel	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	acceptable ginger beer	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	liquefied polarized spinning industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	enhanced skewed jittery fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	tolerable high-end ginger wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	plastic bad vibe of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	wizardly plastic angry vikings	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	blurry shaking double-paned plastic Your Brain	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	squat plastic Krampus of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	pickled Vulcanized Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	quantum moist dry Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	electrified vacuum-sealed skewed blurry Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	moldy small spiritual candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	tolerable spiritual eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	small moldy spiritual fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	adequate spiritual gingerbread	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	mirror chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	upside-down Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	spinning bouncing No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	jittery Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	blurry gray briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	concentrated moist blurry maroon rock candy	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	flavorless diet green-iced sweet roll	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	mirror Third Eye of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	stiffened Krampus Horn of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	stale hambrosier	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	practically non-alcoholic acceptable chakra-mental wine	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	aerosolized wet nitrogenated blue jittery chakra malt	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	decent gigantic Black Angus blackburger	7	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	smooth brandy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	polymerized dry potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	hardened bad vibroknife of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	jittery green toasty veiny crystal belt buckle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	twirling supercharged boxer's saffron antaravasaka	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	studded dance instructor's saffron uttarasanga	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	wobbly Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	blinking eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	upside-down bouncing pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	shaking gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's Uncle Crimbo's hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	normal ghostly Eldritch snap	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	distilled squat hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	pickled jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	compressed wobbly jelly	1		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	compressed sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	compressed red stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	diet bland cyan toast with hot jelly	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	jumbo stale toast with jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	rotten toast with jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	adequate pulsating toast with sleaze jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	moldy toast with stench jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	upside-down space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	huge hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	asbestos-lined Samson's wax hand	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	rock-hard Socratic candle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	normal bouncing wax pancake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	executive wax face of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	drinkable blinking wax booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dehydrated sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	snack-sized spoiled fancy sea truffle	2	crappy	Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	jittery tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	maroon crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	huge sharpshooter's recovered cufflinks	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	purple heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	aerosolized vacuum-sealed lime green LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	modified polarized olive ghostly LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	pickled LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	manspreader's dangerous slick LOV Eardigan	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	mirror spinning blinking coward's wholesome LOV Epaulettes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	executive mansplainer's LOV Earrings of the empath	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	tumbling mirror LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	spinning LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	modified olive LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	spinning curative LOV Elephant	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	Jeselnik's eldritch scanner	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	ionized extra-dry squat squat eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	horrifying chilly eldritch hammer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	stale shaking lime green eldritch mushroom	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	mirror eldritch ichor	0		
9334	big stale eldritch mushroom pizza	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	pressed eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	mirror Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	twirling twirling bottlecap	0		
9344	maroon discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	squat Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	purple bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	jittery bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	twirling blurry shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	shaking limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	spinning slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	acceptable squat literal grasshopper	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	practically non-alcoholic drinkable double entendre	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	tolerable Phlegethon	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	hand-crafted narrow Siberian sunrise	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	watered-down acceptable huge mentholated wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	boozy artisanal low tide martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	lousy shroomtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	fancy watered-down acceptable huge morning dew	2	good	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	hand-crafted watered-down whiskey squeeze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	fortified mediocre great fashioned	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	fancy acceptable spinning Gnomish sagngria	4	good	Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	delicious vodka stinger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	acceptable practically non-alcoholic extremely slippery nipple	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	mediocre strong upside-down piscatini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	artisanal ghostly Churchill	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	watered-down bad soilzerac	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	mediocre London frog	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	perfectly mixed weak green nothingtini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	tolerable watered-down cyan eighth plague	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	practically non-alcoholic mediocre tumbling single entendre	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	weak perfectly mixed reverse Tantalus	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	drinkable weak huge elemental caipiroska	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	mediocre Feliz Navidad	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	weak perfectly mixed Bloody Nora	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	bad enchanted moreltini	4	decent	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	acceptable twirling red hell in a bucket	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	perfectly mixed squat Newark	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	artisanal R'lyeh	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	tolerable special Gnollish sangria	3	good	Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	boozy mediocre vodka barracuda	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	artisanal mirror spinning Mysterious Island iced tea	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	bad drive-by shooting	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	fortified artisanal gunner's daughter	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	perfectly mixed weak dirt julep	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	weak perfectly mixed Simepore slime	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	acceptable Phil Collins	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	blurry Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	wobbly rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	pulsating alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	tasty edible alien plant bit	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	blinking alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	spinning fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	denatured fuchsia alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	bouncing alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	enchanted decent gigantic alien meat	6	good	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	green alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	shaking alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	compressed spinning alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	huge alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	blinking huge lime green spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	upside-down murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	unsweetened alien medicine	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	adequate alien salad	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	acceptable spirit-forward alien booze	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	alien mask of Calamity Jane of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	Jeselnik's stanky alien spear of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	twirling hardy hardened studded alien blowgun	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	lard-coated chilly dog trainer's alien loincloth	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	smooth alien totem of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	bouncing flame-retardant horrifying grievous alien necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	pulsating yellow spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	sharpshooter's vibrating spants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	ghostly fireproof savvy spant shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	wicked spant shoulderpads of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	Temple Grandin's spant backplate of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	greasy stylish spant spear	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	fuchsia murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	extra-chilled Vulcanized corrupted murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	tumbling narrow red murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	stanky arcane researcher's beefcake's murderbot mask	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	quadruple-alkaline modified murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	mirror Jim Carey's murderbot whip of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	nippy mansplainer's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	upside-down skewed murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	skewed Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	red Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	mirror Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	tumbling Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	yellow huge Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	normal Aldebaran sardines	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	acceptable Centauri fish wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	compressed oxygen	1		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	steel-toed Spacegate scientist's insignia of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	blinking nippy Spacegate military insignia of terror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	blue knitted Socratic Spacegate diplomat's insignia of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	jittery Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	maroon Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	decent twirling alien sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	aerosolized non-oxidized spinning cyan Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 40
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	unsweetened skewed Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	deionized Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	cold-filtered nitrogenated Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	modified lime green Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	warmed magnetized Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	quadruple-activated diffused twirling Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	quantum moist Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	flavorless Affirmation Cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	squat Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	altered Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 28
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	extremely unsafe supercool Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	artisanal basic martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	distilled mediocre improved martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	bad triple-distilled wobbly splendid martini	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	huge up-at-dawn gravedigger's plastic gundam of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	tumbling pulsating LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	gray L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	shaking Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	normal meteoreo	3	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	spirit-forward perfectly mixed mirror squat meadeorite	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	ghostly wobbly meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	prompt sharpshooter's weightlifter's meteortarboard	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's personal trainer's meteorite guard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	tumbling bouncing personal trainer's meteorb of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	lightning-fast beefcake's asteroid belt	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	Jeselnik's chilly meteorthopedic shoes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	crafty Oprah's extremely unsafe shooting morning star	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	wobbly perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	blue corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	blue genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	teal blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the empath of chilblains of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	olive pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	narrow pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	maroon skewed pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	fuchsia squat exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	lousy DUFRESNE Suds	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	upside-down aromatic Da Vinci's mafia pinky ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9547	delicious lime green spinning flask of port	3	awesome	
9548	mirror foul-smelling careful contract enforcement stick	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +10
9549	tasty thick Hide-rox&trade; cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	lousy jug of booze	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	deionized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	galvanized temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	boiled gray glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	blurry pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	modified anodized fuchsia new habit	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	blinking bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	twirling frosty Samson's pearl necklace of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	huge amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	lion tamer's Tesla hardy protection stick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
9563	polymerized ionized roll of meat	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 16
9564	ghostly stiffened quilted mafia thumb ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
9565	galvanized liquefied flattened teal cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	wholesome dangerous mafia middle finger ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	Temple Grandin's deadly Socratic sage steel drivin' hammer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	tumbling veiny strapping mafia pointer finger ring	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	wobbly worksite credentials of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
9571	Usain Bolt's horrifying forbidden negotiatin' hammer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 150, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
9572	mirror mirror pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	Jack Frost's Jim Carey's mafia wedding ring	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
9576	ribald mafia organizer badge	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	special transparent nog	1	awesome	Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	toothsome shaking unfinished fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	altered wet and cracker	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	hand-crafted boozy shaking neg grog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	flavorless half-sized half double fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	normal low-calorie hushed puppy	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	spoiled muffled muffuletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	immense stale olive shushed potatoes	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	arcane researcher's plastic mime functionary	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	wobbly plastic mime scientist of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	twirling plastic mime soldier of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	green Herculean plastic mime executive	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	reassuring plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	quantum wishbone	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	mediocre Racisto Ruidoso	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	half-sized spoiled yellow jittery bran muffin	2	crappy	
9598	tasty blueberry muffin	3	awesome	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	teal silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	lime green silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	lime green silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	purple silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	narrow silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	blinking silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	cyan silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	huge silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	blinking silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	spinning silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	squat silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	jittery warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	boozy delicious stale cheer wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	half-sized spoiled stale Cheer-E-Os	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	coward's stylish cheerful antler hat	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	jittery shaking cheerful Crimbo sweater of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	aromatic cheerful pajama pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	blinking upside-down The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	blue The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	gray The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	gray squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	upside-down The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	ghostly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	lousy spinning executive mime flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	diet decent ghostly nega-mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	artisanal nega-mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	super-corrupted dry enhanced mirror Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	moldy yellow mime army rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	acceptable mime army wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dehydrated spinning mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	ionized mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	wholesome miming beret of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	personal trainer's miming shirt of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	Rosewater's miming corduroys of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	shaking miming boots of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	narrow manspreader's personal trainer's miming gloves	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	cyan donated food	0		
9664	ghostly jittery donated candy	0		
9665	cold-filtered digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	pulsating pulsating mime army insignia (infantry) of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	yellow mime army insignia (intelligence) of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	twirling Usain Bolt's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	red mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	yellow mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mirror blurry mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	wicked mime army infiltration glove of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	tumbling mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	cyan mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	immense rotten extra-toasted half sandwich	6	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	hand-crafted mulled hobo wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	bouncing wicked boxer's burning paper hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	stiffened burning cape of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	horrifying frightening careful burning paper slippers	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: 30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	sharpshooter's burning paper jorts of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	Usain Bolt's ribald nasty burning paper crane	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	narrow olive January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	wobbly deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	yellow Oprah's ruddy broken champagne bottle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	experienced tinsel tights of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	scorching Tesla wad of used tape of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	Van der Graaf Fonzie's silent nightlight of wisdom of bravery	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	polarized flattened sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 60
9697	warmed polarized Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 23
9698	deionized hot button candy	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 37
9699	double-paned Jack Frost's savvy makeshift garbage shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	jittery curative baleful novelty monorail ticket	0		Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	compressed blue pills	1		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 30
9702	vaporized teal furry pill	1		
9703	distilled huge maroon beefy pill	1		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 40
9704	altered blurry fuchsia upside-down excitement pill	1		
9705	twisted shaking twirling vitamin G pill	1		
9706	altered wobbly lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 30
9707	diluted dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	jittery olive Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	squat Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	quilted genie's turbane of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	shellacked genie's scimitar of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	up-at-dawn curative genie's pants	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	bouncing fortified supercool genie's bracers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	friendly psychic's circlet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	razor-sharp groovy psychic's crystal ball	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	teal smelly psychic's pslacks of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	foul-smelling supercharged psychic's amulet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	rotten jumbo shaking jittery heart-shaped candy whetstone	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	decent Swedish massage fish	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	hand-crafted huge Third Base	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	artisanal Bustle Hustler	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	dry non-nitrogenated shaking Fabiotion	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	non-modified deionized Bettie page	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	aerosolized jittery tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	alkaline blurry wobbly heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	red Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	gray personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	bouncing Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	spinning blurry Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	polarized shaking gray rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 46
9744	quadruple-dry activated pickled mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 44
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	corrupted tarnished jittery tumbling rhinestone	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 24
9747	huge blinking 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	jittery bronze	0		
9751	shaking piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	red wicked Team Avarice cap	0		Spell Damage: +5
9755	forbidden Team Sloth cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
9756	careful Team Wrath cap	0		Monster Level: -10
9757	rock-hard Mu cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	blurry packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	green Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	yellow Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	gray Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	blurry Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	squat Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	squat Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	teal squat Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	jittery Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	purple tumbling Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	blinking Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	wobbly Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	pulsating Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	ghostly Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	shaking tumbling Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	spinning Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	wobbly Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	cyan Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	spinning Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	blinking Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	blinking amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	mirror razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	tumbling rocket	0		
9828	diluted maroon magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	dried jittery brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 30
9830	powdered lime green glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	powdered scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	boiled pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 30
9833	dried green lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	denatured maroon gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	green Usain Bolt's groovy FantasyRealm G. E. M. of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	blinking Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	prompt FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	baleful FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	upside-down FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	twirling lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	jittery horrifying stanky Da Vinci's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	ghostly tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	mirror Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	skewed jittery dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	squat faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	dry pulsating universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	moldy half-sized FantasyRealm turkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	artisanal FantasyRealm mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	narrow Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	blinking ghostly hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	gigantic yummy druidic s'more	6	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled olive sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	bad practically non-alcoholic skewed mourning wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	tiny flavorless denastified haunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	aged squat bad rum and good cola	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	tarnished Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	coward's banded Socratic leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	wool lard-coated Master Thief's utility belt of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	bouncing MacGyver's Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the wise owl of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	manspreader's healthy thinker's Dragonscale breastplate	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	forbidden belt of Ogrekind of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	prompt aromatic fortified The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	hardened quilted smooth nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	padded the Archwizard's briefs of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	wobbly arcane researcher's Socratic the Ley Incursion's waist of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	skewed curative shield of the Skeleton Lord of wisdom of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	mansplainer's weightlifter's ring of the Skeleton Lord of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	greedy ribald scepter of the Skeleton Lord of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	flame-wreathed deadly beefy deadfall branch of James Dean	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
9894	narrow greasy rock-hard cool Staff of Kitchen Royalty of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	skewed notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	acceptable two meat muck	4	good	
9899	half-sized spoiled chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	crappy	
9900	spoiled chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	crappy	
9901	moldy fancy green wobbly chocolate Spider Queen	3	crappy	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 15
9902	weak perfectly mixed hipster cocktail	2	EPIC	
9903	tumbling God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	narrow huge God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	skewed Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	mirror A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	huge crude oil congealer	0		
9915	bland good guava	4	decent	
9916	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic cyan gin and ginger	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	denatured olive gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	nitrogenated yellow Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	ionized extra-improved Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	shaking Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	mixed blue Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	jittery tumbling narrow Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	red Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	friendly Jim Carey's wholesome rock-hard Brutal brogues	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	bouncing asbestos-lined Fonzie's Draftsman's driving gloves of the sewer of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	twirling gray prompt avaricious quilted Nouveau nosering of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	super-concentrated diffused blurry sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	irradiated red boiling broth	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	alkaline energized blurry interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	mirror yellow Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	bouncing Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	squat kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	squat burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	prompt ribald MacGyver's PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	maroon gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	enchanted perfectly mixed Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	EPIC	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	ghostly neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	lime green smelly pentagram bandana of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	ghostly skull ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	adequate PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	wizardly dorky glasses of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	flame-retardant brawny ponytail clip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	shellacked paint palette	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	blurry blinking teal unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	mixed Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	mirror cosmetic football of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	experienced shoe ad T-shirt of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	narrow boxer's pump-up high-tops	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	energized super-ionized runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	blurry very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	yellow quilted deadly noticeable pumps	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	watered-down delicious everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	mirror jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	skewed mirror ghostly veiny wizardly denim jacket	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	supercharged savvy ratty knitted cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	flame-retardant intimidating chainsaw of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	spirit-forward delicious party beer bomb	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	decent sweet party mix	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	vaporized teal party balloon	1		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	Lo Pan's party pants of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	lime green wholesome steel-toed party whip of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	weak aged TRIO cup of beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	normal party platter for one	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	denatured spinning Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	spinning party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	studded party crasher of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	jittery Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	pulsating party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	narrow latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	tumbling voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	auspicious Jeselnik's snakeskin thighboots	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	experienced snakeskin cowboy hat of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	smelly rock-hard snakeskin jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	bouncing slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	olive slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	flame-wreathed brainy slime waders of the storm	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	wobbly hale quilted slick slime fedora	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	lard-coated Temple Grandin's resourceful slime knuckles	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	purple government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	scorching forbidden brawny government-issued slacks	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	shaking veiny dance instructor's government-issued eyeshade of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: 110, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	scandalous mansplainer's banded government-issued necktie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	pulsating mutant arm of the blizzard of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	greasy baleful weightlifter's mutant legs	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	wobbly smelly wholesome studded mutant crown	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	moldy small blurry ghostly ectoplasm	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	stale	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	lousy mirror bottle of vodka	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	diet bland pizza	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	extra-dry lousy martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	toothsome fancy mirror cherry pie	3	awesome	Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	mediocre mirror eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	jittery glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	flavorless snack-sized twirling Hell ramen	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	high-proof bad gimlet	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	fortified artisanal twice-haunted screwdriver	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	half-sized adequate candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	artisanal extra-dry runny fermented egg	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	decent snack-sized oldcake	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	normal massive bouncing traditional Crimbo cookie	10	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	tumbling Oprah's plastic wild beaver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	plastic reindeer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	lightning-fast plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	pulsating green knitted plastic orphan	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	foul-smelling plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	hale pristine walrus tusk of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	shaking smelly wicked groovy brainy Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	half-sized decent pulsating grilled mooseflank	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	bland wobbly moosemeat pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	zippy balanced antler	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	chilly dam	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	smooth special practically non-alcoholic beavermouth	1	awesome	Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	mediocre blurry beaver punch (papaya)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	weak artisanal pulsating skewed beaver punch (peach)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	aged blue beaver punch (cherry)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	upside-down zippy Canadian lantern of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	muskox-skin cap of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	bouncing Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	bland glass of raw eggs	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	smooth weak punch-drunk punch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	vaporized spinning purple body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	ruddy bauxite beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	zippy bauxite boxers	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	flame-wreathed bauxite bow-tie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	squat green Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	ghostly Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	skewed green lightning-fast asbestos-lined hale dangerous Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	blurry sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	rotten diet sausage	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	extremely unsafe red-hot sausage fork of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	pulsating Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	weak artisanal beer	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	rotten jittery yule gruel	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	weak mediocre hot watered rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of Crimbognac	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	normal massive Crimboysters Rockefeller	9	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	denatured lime green Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	narrow Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	blurry Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	huge jittery Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	purple Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	cyan Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	mirror blinking Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	olive Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	up-at-dawn Crimbolex watch of James Dean of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	twirling personal trainer's beefcake's hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
10082	tumbling narrow asbestos-lined chalk chlamys of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	avaricious Newton's chalk chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	narrow family-friendly flame-retardant chalk chalice	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	crafty chalk chinos of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	zippy chalk chapeau of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	aromatic curative chalk choker	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	mixed bouncing pulsating purple chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	concentrated Vulcanized candy chalk	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 33
10090	purple Usain Bolt's stanky marble maebari	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	toasty marble mantle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	gray rosy-cheeked smooth marble magnet	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	blue huge Temple Grandin's marble mignonette bowl of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	bouncing experienced marble medallion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	asbestos-lined medical-grade marble mariachi hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	diluted twirling marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	double-aerosolized wet pressed Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 20
10098	reassuring double-paned punching bag	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	blue narrow pith helmet of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	squat stiffened poncho of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	blinking Fonzie's pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	ghostly crafty palazzos of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	up-at-dawn pseudoaccordion of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +5, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	boiled yellow spinning narrow pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	diffused frozen blinking Para-Pop	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 55
10106	tumbling jittery wool slick terra cotta truss	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	bouncing smooth terra cotta trousers of the brazier	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	bouncing huge inspector's wizardly terra cotta tongs	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	miser's terra cotta train of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	grievous deadly terra cotta tie tack	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	tumbling flame-retardant Temple Grandin's terra cotta tambourine	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	dehydrated yellow terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	frozen polarized terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 50
10114	ghostly rosy-cheeked boxer's velour voulge	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	stanky sinister velour vambraces	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	huge velour veil of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	greasy clever velour viscometer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	dance instructor's groovy velour valise	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	wobbly family-friendly velour vaqueros of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	dehydrated mirror velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	dry adjusted wobbly Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 55
10122	aromatic curative glass suspenders	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	skewed wizardly glass shield of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	lightning-fast Jim Carey's glass stetson	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	hardy glass spectacles of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	blinking Tesla therapeutic glass shiv	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	mirror electrified glass serape of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	diluted ghostly glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	alkaline super-pickled twirling hard candy	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 57
10130	olive flame-wreathed Samson's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	gray stylish loofah lei of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	coward's loofah lederhosen of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 0, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	loofah ladle of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	crafty loofah legwarmers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	supercool loofah lavalier of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	altered loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	energized deionized enhanced ghostly chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 65
10138	gray coward's sinister flagstone flag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	frosty nippy flagstone flail	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	fortified savvy flagstone flip-flops	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	greasy careful flagstone fez	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	ghostly avaricious flagstone fleece of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	blurry strapping flagstone fringe of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	modified olive tumbling flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	activated cold-filtered spinning Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 46
10146	blurry elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	wicked cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	concentrated alkaline upside-down tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	vaporized prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	supercool tailored vest	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	wholesome elf army poncho	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	low-calorie yummy elf army field rations	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	red fireproof discarded bowtie of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	artisanal martiny	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	magnetized colloidal oxidized olive licorice snake	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 28
10161	flattened magnetized blinking pulsating virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 23
10162	vacuum-sealed dry tumbling mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 52
10163	non-tarnished dry double-activated government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 68
10164	galvanized twirling Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 44
10165	gray tumbling mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	frightening padded Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	adequate bloodstick	4	good	
10170	lousy spirit-forward green bottle of Sanguiovese	5	decent	
10171	moldy actual blood sausage	4	crappy	
10172	aged mulled blood	4	awesome	
10173	rotten blood snowcone	3	crappy	
10174	watered-down drinkable Red Russian	2	good	
10175	adequate skewed blood roll-up	3	good	
10176	artisanal bottle of blood	4	EPIC	
10177	toothsome mirror blood-soaked sponge cake	3	awesome	
10178	weak perfectly mixed tumbling vampagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10179	special tasty shaking plain snowcone	3	awesome	Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 30
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	tumbling money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	ghostly Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	skewed bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	bouncing blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	red blurry PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	wobbly avaricious electrified PirateRealm eyepatch of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	tumbling bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	wobbly curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	small bland ghostly crabsicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	drinkable bottle of dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	smooth bottle of extra-dark rhum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	bad huge bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	polarized fuchsia pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	rock-hard conquistador's breastplate of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	blue twirling careful pirate pantaloons of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	tumbling windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	razor-sharp pirate radio ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	rotten pineapple slab	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	spoiled hibiscus petal	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	colloidal huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	blurry cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	dried ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	spinning Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	narrow Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	dried pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	fuchsia Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	upside-down PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	scorching plush sea serpent	0		Hot Damage: +25, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	adequate pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	fortified Rosewater's piratical blunderbuss	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's PirateRealm party hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	artisanal Island Landslide	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	mediocre weak mirror wobbly Island Thunderstorm	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	weak drinkable jittery bouncing Island Hurricane	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	drinkable cyan Skull Punch	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed maroon Electric Punch	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	bad practically non-alcoholic Smuggler's Punch	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Scorpion Bowl	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	bad distilled Turtle Bowl	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	perfectly mixed Cobra Bowl	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	scorching coward's medical-grade stylish vampyric cloake of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	enhanced oxidized blurry one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 25
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	mirror 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	pulsating blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	lime green wobbly mirror overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	squat up-at-dawn smelly Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	lightning-fast avaricious greasy frightening frosty deadly Herculean groovy boxer's brainy beefy hewn moon-rune spoon	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	spinning cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	purple rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	inspector's supercharged Beach Comb of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	blurry grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	skewed pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	olive pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	tumbling maroon empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	purple wobbly hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	tumbling etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	polarized tarnished mirror magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	irradiated warmed cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	irradiated purple gray seashell	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	pickled blurry seashell	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	double-tarnished quadruple-warmed upside-down seashell	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	spinning bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	enchanted perfectly mixed blurry bottle of sea wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	boiled spinning kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	rock-hard Sinatra's smartaleck's supercool driftwood hat of the cougar of the dark arts of the businessman of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: 50, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	lard-coated smelly MacGyver's crafty Socratic Herculean wizardly driftwood pants of the dark arts of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: 110, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	huge inspector's stanky flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's Rosewater's driftwood bracelet of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet of terror of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Spooky Spell Damage: 35, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	mirror Usain Bolt's lightning-fast deadly waders	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: 120, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	foul-smelling Jim Carey's supercharged spearfish fishing spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	flame-retardant Annie Oakley's shellacked rabbitfish fin	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	upside-down piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	upside-down padded Herculean beefcake's pirate cutlass	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	Usain Bolt's greedy banded tricorn hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	up-at-dawn Sinatra's swash buckle of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	narrow meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	up-at-dawn curative meteorite earring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	inspector's rosewater-soaked meteorite necklace of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	blurry scorching wicked meteorite ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	enhanced nitrogenated Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 54
10290	double-enhanced quadruple-altered electrified jittery chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 44
10291	fireproof curative driftwood beach comb of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	tumbling personal trainer's Sinatra's educational whittled tiara	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	blurry Jeselnik's whittled shorts of the storm of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	deadly whittled flail of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	mirror hardened whittled wand of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	prompt miser's inspector's whittled flute	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	scorching dance instructor's whittled bear figurine of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	clever deadly whittled owl figurine of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	scandalous rosy-cheeked whittled fox figurine of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	veiny Samson's whittled walking stick of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	special miniature bland campfire hot dog	2	decent	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	bland campfire baked potato	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	stale enchanted upside-down campfire s'more	4	decent	Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	spoiled campfire beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	spoiled half-sized campfire stew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	red campfire coffee	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	oxidized leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 58
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	skewed Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	lime green space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	fuchsia Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	tasty snack-sized space chowder	2	awesome	
10321	acceptable space wine	3	good	
10322	teal The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	maroon jittery packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	tumbling ghostly mansplainer's curative Samson's Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	wobbly diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	stale bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	rotten massive wobbly flan del mar	7	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	decent Baja sopapilla	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	blurry plastic Mer-kin baker of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	chaotic plastic sea elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	plastic yuleviathan of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	baleful plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	prompt plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	adequate small mana-coated yams	2	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	low-calorie moldy spinning mana-basted tofurkey leg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	rotten snack-sized mana-fortified cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	flavorless enchanted mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	4	decent	Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	flattened energized patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	diluted industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	triple-flattened blue unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	diluted bouncing maroon vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	diluted a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	oxidized non-wet cyan squat organic potpourri	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	acceptable extra-dry boot flask	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	quadruple-pressed infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	fuchsia tumbling madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	boiled fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	flavorless thick guffin	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	compressed green Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	denatured non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	diffused irradiated lime green spinning peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	ionized adjusted Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	wet anodized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	jittery wobbly envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	dehydrated jittery livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	diluted blinking beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	stanky dance instructor's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	bouncing hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	colloidal concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	polarized narrow twirling liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	pulsating map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	blinking Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	aromatic nasty Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	blinking The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	tumbling The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	huge soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	quadruple-enhanced altered narrow salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	huge brawny ribbon candy ascot of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	mirror moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	stiffened anemoney clip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	purple runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	compressed shaking blurry super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	upside-down wobbly executive fortified icing poncho of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	quantum modified activated glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	purple Tesla Newton's Mer-kin rollpin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	blinking personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	flavorless green bowl of mernudo	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	delicious blinking fishelada	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	decent bite-sized squat ojo de pez burrito	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	blurry waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	shaking waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	squat waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	sizzling Herculean nutcracker hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	medical-grade veiny nutcracker waistcoat	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	purple narrow fireproof nutcracker pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	shaking arcane researcher's nutcracker boots of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	blinking rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined nutcracker sword	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	blurry banded Samson's nutcracker drumstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	up-at-dawn savvy nutcracker beard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	medical-grade shellacked nutcracker cape	0		Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	Jim Carey's thinker's nutcracker epaulets	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	lime green nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	flavorless salt plum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	narrow pulsating peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	rotten and bean	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	prompt inspector's hardy kelp-holly gun	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	deadly Yuleviathan necklace of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	tumbling Oprah's peppermint spine of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	careful Van der Graaf soggy elf shoes	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	lard-coated Rosewater's Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	veiny beefy kelp-holly drape	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	ghostly perfumed electrified Sinatra's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	adequate half-sized tempura and bean	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	mediocre salt plum sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	cold-filtered pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	cold-filtered spinning almond	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 52
10429	wet handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	shaking skewed mirror foul-smelling chilly steel-toed Retrospecs	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	squat unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	upside-down Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	blinking purple mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	narrow fireproof horrifying forbidden deadly sage Powerful Glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	squat enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	teal Van der Graaf Samson's Drip harness of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
10442	flame-retardant drippy truncheon	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	bland pulsating drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	mediocre glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	flavorless fancy ghostly fuchsia drippy caviar	4	drippy	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 10
10448	adequate drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	squat razor-sharp drippy stake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	green drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	squat coin	0		
10455	jittery upside-down mushroom	0		
10456	blurry deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	vacuum-sealed wobbly fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 42
10459	unsweetened pressed healthy juice	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 28
10460	ghostly hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	red hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	spinning fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	huge work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	green boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	vibrating cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
10467	auspicious supercharged back shell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	teal toasty bony back shell	0		Hot Damage: +5
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	super-modified vacuum-sealed huge blooper ink	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 17
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	pulsating plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	yellow Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	green packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	mirror mirror free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	red immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	bland twirling shaking mushroom filet	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	boiled skewed mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	watered-down bad mushroom whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	Sherlock's lion tamer's mushroom cap of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: 45, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	clever studded experienced mushroom shield of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	maroon rosy-cheeked Sinatra's mushroom pants of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	knitted greasy Socratic brainy mushroom badge	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	polymerized piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	cyan sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	maroon Rosewater's kettle bell	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	narrow bouncing glued-together crystal ball of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	pulsating gray clever martini dregs	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	slick flickering flashlight	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	careful crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	skewed purple hardened outmoded fidget toy	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	brainy flimsy ski pole	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	supercharged discarded finger painting	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	smartaleck's pizza box	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	chipped coffee mug of extreme caution of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	studded Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	wobbly drippy bezoar	0		
10517	shaking Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	blinking skewed drippy ichor	0		
10519	jittery drippy enzyme	0		
10520	upside-down drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	teal drippy bromide	0		
10523	green drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	acceptable drippy pilsner	4	drippy	
10526	lime green bouncing drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	teal prompt gory drippy orb	0		Adventures: +3
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	narrow coward's savvy Guzzlr tablet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	yellow Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	wholesome Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	red Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	special artisanal wobbly wobbly Ghiaccio Colada	4	EPIC	Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	artisanal triple-distilled Sourfinger	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	acceptable Nog-on-the-Cob	4	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	strong tolerable fuchsia Steamboat	5	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	mediocre Buttery Boy	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	Jeselnik's hardened clown car key	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	shellacked dance instructor's batting cage key of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	Jack Frost's smartaleck's aqu&iacute; of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	shellacked stiffened thinker's knob labinet key	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 8, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	ghostly Lo Pan's groovy weremoose key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	lime green peg key of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	wobbly wholesome kekekey	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	Rosewater's rabbit's foot key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	tumbling fireproof smooth knob shaft skate key	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	asbestos-lined stylish ice key of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	rosewater-soaked anchovy can key	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	fireproof hardy cactus key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	green wicked f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	shaking Jim Carey's dangerous treasure chest key	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	blinking sharpshooter's experienced demonic key of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	beefy key sausage	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	shaking banded baleful knob treasury key	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	wool grievous scrap key of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	medical-grade ruddy rose key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	perfumed music box key	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	cyan knitted nasty actual skeleton key	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	tumbling bouncing razor-sharp dance instructor's deep-fried key of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	foul-smelling discarded bike lock key of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	jittery Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	deionized denatured lime green pulsating marshroom	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 25
10573	green bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	double-enhanced upside-down narrow teal salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 19
10577	flattened unsweetened writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 68
10578	anodized gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 63
10579	blurry baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	skewed olive SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	skewed flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	foul-smelling banded birch battery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	reassuring ribald ebony epee of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	energetic stiffened weeping willow wand of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked beechwood blowgun of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	olive gravedigger's Temple Grandin's slick maple magnet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	ghostly Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	double-paned chaotic hemlock helm of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	stanky resourceful beefy balsam barrel	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	triple-anodized vacuum-sealed alkaline redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	blurry manspreader's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	pulsating wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	wobbly auspicious knitted dangerous Newton's wormwood wedding ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	spinning Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	grievous ert grey goo ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
10603	bouncing fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	pulsating Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	wet ghostly Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	oxidized Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	gray squat Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	delicious mirror Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	skewed Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	unsweetened denatured squat Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	stiffened Yeg's Motel shower cap of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	razor-sharp Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	cyan gravedigger's Rosewater's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	green pulsating Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	twirling maroon Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	bouncing uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	pulsating onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	jittery onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	bouncing onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	blurry twirling cyan onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	ghostly alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	maroon alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bouncing bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	perfumed flame-retardant Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	tolerable flask of moonshine	4	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	hardened sea-worn candlestick of the brute of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	vacuum-sealed tarnished null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	moldy blurry chocolate chip muffin	3	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	upside-down packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	tumbling cyan greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	squat subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	polymerized fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	extra-adjusted polarized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	galvanized enhanced blinking purple cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	ionized non-diffused colloidal huge overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	concentrated skewed hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	corrupted denatured ghostly hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Book of Old-Timey Carols of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	hardy Crimbo smile	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	squat Oprah's SalesCo sample kit	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	dry frozen skewed candy harmonica	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	nitrogenated sugar	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	liquefied frozen multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	plastic Crimbo caroler of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	plastic multi-level marketer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	inspector's plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	lime green flame-retardant plastic Penny	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	narrow personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	mirror tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	bouncing coward's neck wreath	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	shining star cap of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	resourceful nativity shorts	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	wobbly shellacked myrrh pouch of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	shaking Van der Graaf Socratic frankincenser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	quilted gilded trumpet of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	narrow &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	pulsating Samson's wine carrier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	Tesla candy bucket	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	denatured wet narrow prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	cold-filtered imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	nitrogenated hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	huge blinking Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	blurry Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	blinking Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	twirling candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	olive squat reassuring fortified fruit bat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	green Jeselnik's padded tinsel orb	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	narrow blurry grievous snowpack of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	miser's greasy Satan hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	Annie Oakley's Oprah's Crimbo stockings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	flame-retardant brainy poncho de azucar	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	adequate gigantic and pepper (stale)	10	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	delicious cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	red goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	irresponsibly strong lousy fancy barrel-aged eggnog	8	decent	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	small special normal spinning hand-crafted candy cane	2	good	Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	bland drive-thru burger	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	triple-distilled acceptable Boulevardier cocktail	10	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	tarnished polarized Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	normal bowl full of jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	artisanal gray Eye and a Twist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	energized oxidized upside-down skewed Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	red packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	tumbling wobbly crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	gray blinking fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	squat skewed spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	upside-down pulsating mirror robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	blurry olive power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	quantum quadruple-flattened battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	colloidal battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	quantum battery (D)	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	moist twirling battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	galvanized quadruple-tarnished alkaline wobbly blue battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	cold-filtered battery (car)	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	wobbly skewed marshmallow	0		
10747	watered-down tolerable marshmallow bomb	2	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	bouncing packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	lime green twirling shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	non-tarnished short beer	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	boiled unsweetened huge short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	wet triple-wet pulsating short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	extra-Vulcanized unsweetened huge short glass of water	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	non-magnetized short	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	purple Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	bouncing quantum of familiar	0		
10759	squat greedy familiar scrapbook of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	shaking skewed packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	coward's clever fedora-mounted fountain of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	toasty curative sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	ghostly scorching dance instructor's porkpie-mounted popper of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	blurry rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	moldy fancy fire crackers	4	crappy	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	narrow Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	rock-hard Catherine Wheel of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	skewed therapeutic steel-toed rocket boots	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	mirror gravedigger's hale sparkler	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	bouncing Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	super-pickled liquefied triple-alkaline Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	non-warmed purple blinking The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	quantum dry deionized Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	liquefied Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	flattened irradiated Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	scandalous sharpshooter's extra-large utility candle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	jittery spinning Jim Carey's forbidden runed taper candle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	inspector's Rosewater's novelty sparkling candle of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	wicked Abracandalabra of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	energetic extra-wide head candle of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	non-vacuum-sealed extra-improved natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	deionized pickled mirror blue rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	dry deionized narrow banana candle	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	tarnished dry jittery ear candle	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	anodized colloidal blurry votive of confidence	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	hale B. L. A. R. T.	0		Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	yellow pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	family-friendly horrifying crafty hardened Sinatra's strapping industrial fire extinguisher	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	pulsating The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	spinning bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	olive French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	green packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	twirling hardy savvy Daylight Shavings Helmet of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	rotten miniature bread man	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	immense decent olive plain candy cane	9	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	stale special flour cookie	4	decent	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	plastic food lab of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	skewed lion tamer's plastic chem lab	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	jittery plastic primary lab of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	scorching plastic Cheer Core	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	wobbly packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	bouncing wobbly medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	double-paned forbidden extremely unsafe ice crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	lion tamer's manspreader's supercharged jeans	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	inspector's rock-hard ice wrap of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	yummy tofu pop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	miniature normal ghostly bowl of prescription candy	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	normal jumbo fishcake	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	snack-sized adequate teal bone broth	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	decent bouncing star pop	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	drinkable blinking maroon Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	hand-crafted extra-dry Doc's Smartifying Wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	mediocre squat Doc's Limbering Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	perfectly mixed Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	mixed jittery skewed Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	pickled blurry narrow Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	mixed spinning Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	altered blurry upside-down huge Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	galvanized double-polymerized anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	magnetized anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	magnetized quadruple-flattened upside-down anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	warmed quantum yellow anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	quadruple-anodized narrow anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	non-tarnished anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	aged watered-down blue Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	adequate gigantic bread pie	10	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	perfectly mixed green clear Russian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	olive Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	yellow gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	ribald cozy scarf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	normal purple huge Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	modified irradiated ionized fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	pulsating mansplainer's third ear	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	green festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	lime green poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	miser's peppermint-scented socks	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	gray projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	stylish depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	rotten &quot;caramel&quot;	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	tumbling ghostly huge self-repairing earmuffs of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	Usain Bolt's carnivorous potted plant	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	yule hatchet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	adequate low-calorie cyan lab-grown meat	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	olive medical-grade fleece	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	red asbestos-lined pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	ghostly flame-retardant greasy Rosewater's can of mixed everything	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	normal meatball	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	blue meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	vaporized fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	powdered squat astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	energetic smartaleck's magnifying glass of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	perfectly mixed maroon void lager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	bland upside-down void burger	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	Sherlock's savvy smooth void shard of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	maroon undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	skewed cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	cyan toasty combat lover's locket	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	pulsating trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	stanky quilted unbreakable umbrella (broken) of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	twirling MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	alkaline twirling emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	nasty survival knife	0		Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	spinning crank-powered radio on a lanyard of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	Sinatra's headlamp	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	healthy Sinatra's thermal blanket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 8, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	Jack Frost's atlas of local maps	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	oxidized spare battery	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	green space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	unsweetened energized wobbly cyan single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	dry ionized liquefied skewed gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	stale 20-lb can of rice and beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	spoiled expired MRE	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	big moldy squat cool mint precipice bar	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	flavorless carrot cake precipice bar	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	therapeutic June cleaver of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	artisanal watered-down Dad's brandy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	teacher's pen of extreme caution of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	bite-sized spoiled teal fire-roasted lake trout	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	spoiled guilty sprout	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	Oprah's mother's necklace of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	chilled altered trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	vacuum-sealed huge savings bond	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	vaporized mirror sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	narrow stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	gray ghostly thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	curative pterodactyl rifle	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	tumbling dinosaur dart	0		
10941	quadruple-enhanced concentrated polymerized gray Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 42
10942	spinning dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	purple camouflage vest of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
10944	narrow Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	reassuring crafty supercool awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
10948	wholesome reflective vest	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
10949	tumbling wholesome dinosaur	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	mirror packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	chaotic Jurassic Parka of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	fuchsia boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	shaking autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	improved electrified bouncing autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	boozy acceptable AutumnFest ale	5	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	lard-coated gravedigger's frosty autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	blurry ribald ruddy wicked savvy autumn debris shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	decent blue tumbling autumn-spice donut	4	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	polymerized squat tumbling ghostly autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	miser's manspreader's groovy autumn leaf pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	pickled huge autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	Vulcanized frozen shaking autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	upside-down familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	perfectly mixed extra-dry spinning Oopsie IPA	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	teal mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	skewed St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	rotten diet maroon spinning ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	flavorless Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	moldy roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	spoiled low-calorie yellow St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	bland jittery Pete's wiley whey bar	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	moldy mirror blurry Pete's rich ricotta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	lousy pulsating Boris's beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	fancy rotten honey bun of Boris	4	crappy	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	normal Boris's bread	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	red narrow Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	twirling jittery Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	red Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	normal baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	moldy bouncing plain calzone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	jumbo spoiled purple roasted vegetable focaccia	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	rotten squat Pizza of Legend	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	adequate Calzone of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	purple ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	huge Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	bland miniature green Deep Dish of Legend	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	wobbly government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	curative prohie's hat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	anodized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	Lo Pan's supercool Charleston shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	jittery booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	narrow double-paned therapeutic rare oboe	0		Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	upside-down flame-retardant flame-wreathed bullet necklace	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	stale half-sized swamp haunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	blue healthy studded gator shades	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	bad fortified Charleston Choo-Choo	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	acceptable Velvet Veil	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	artisanal watered-down Marltini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	drinkable Strong, Silent Type	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	watered-down mediocre bouncing lime green Mysterious Stranger	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	hand-crafted Champagne Shimmy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	flame-retardant ceramic cestus of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	extremely unsafe ceramic centurion shield of the blizzard of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	horrifying Tesla ceramic celery grater	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	prompt aromatic resourceful ceramic celsiturometer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	Jack Frost's manspreader's electrified ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	knitted scorching cool ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	diluted fuchsia ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	activated skewed twirling extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 18
11028	skewed prompt quilted chiffon chevrons of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	blinking zippy mansplainer's chiffon chapeau of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	frightening Lo Pan's Da Vinci's chiffon chamberpot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	teal executive Jim Carey's electrified chiffon chemise	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	greedy fortified chiffon chakram of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	executive Da Vinci's chiffon chaps of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: 90, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	powdered blue chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	anodized ionized chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 58
11036	spoiled maroon chocomotive	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	enchanted toothsome freightcake	3	awesome	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	hand-crafted gray cabooze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	squat twirling plastic passenger car of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	Rosewater's plastic dining car	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	ghostly MacGyver's plastic coal car of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	chaotic plastic locomotive	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	pulsating packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	pulsating Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	tumbling Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	double-aerosolized electrified Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 64
11051	frozen tarnished Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 27
11052	extra-galvanized diffused teal Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 26
11053	quantum diffused Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 30
11054	super-frozen Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 28
11055	pickled dry cyan Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 63
11056	narrow ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	sage Trainbot harness	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	green Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	lightning-fast stiffened dangerous head-mounted Trainbot	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	flame-retardant baleful dance instructor's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	careful shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the empath of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	olive cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	twirling Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	acceptable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	blurry twirling Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	spoiled immense maroon honey-drenched ham slice	7	crappy	
11071	watered-down drinkable lime green mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	2	good	
11072	rotten Crimbo food scraps	3	crappy	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	narrow skewed table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	snack-sized flavorless steamed oyster	2	decent	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	mediocre narrow blue Crimbosmopolitan	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	tasty fancy Crimbo dinner	3	awesome	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	upside-down train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	cyan unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	mirror grubby wool	0		
11092	yellow ghostly supercharged stylish grubby wool hat of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60
11093	tumbling Lo Pan's wicked grubby wool scarf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
11094	squat grubby wool trousers of the pedagogue of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Candy Drop: +100
11095	blinking narrow auspicious experienced grubby wool gloves of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Experience: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	tolerable twirling nice warm beer	3	good	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	teal packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	narrow groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	vaporized bouncing fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	red bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	tumbling chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	flavorless twirling pixel bread	3	decent	
11113	special lousy pixel whiskey	3	decent	Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 25
11114	ghostly green pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	galvanized cold-filtered glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	modified Vulcanized warmed yellow mushroom	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	irradiated aerosolized tumbling five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	huge adequate super good fruit	9	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dried shaking red energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	narrow quilted beefy hot pepper	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	double-activated polymerized electrified pulsating fuchsia out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	irradiated fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	colloidal Vulcanized flapper fly	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	drinkable blurry shot of wasp venom	3	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	denatured skewed filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	aerosolized blinking shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	double-quantum quadruple-diffused energized bouncing pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	anodized triple-polymerized pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	red hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	tarnished blinking angry agate	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	denatured lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	yummy shadow sausage	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	pulsating therapeutic dance instructor's shadow skin	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	liquefied shadow flame	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	jumbo normal shadow bread	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	tolerable shadow fluid	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	acceptable fortified shadow venom	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	powdered shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	bouncing squat censurious nippy shadow stick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	stiffened sinister bat paw	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
11148	fuchsia jittery uncursed bat paw of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
11149	bouncing mansplainer's hale strapping goblin cape	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15
11150	Herculean uncursed goblin cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11151	olive avaricious dragon wishbone of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +30, Booze Drop: +100
11152	medical-grade uncursed dragon wishbone	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11153	auspicious horrifying dangerous stats of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60
11154	fuchsia Samson's uncursed stats	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
11155	Da Vinci's arcane orb of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
11156	rosy-cheeked uncursed arcane orb	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
11157	machete of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
11158	uncursed machete of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11159	blanket	0		
11160	pulsating blue uncursed blanket	0		
11161	horrifying mansplainer's experienced medallion	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25
11162	shellacked uncursed medallion	0		Damage Reduction: 7
11163	gray Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	twirling maroon shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	wobbly shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	educational thinker's shadow chef's hat of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	purple avaricious gravedigger's crafty shadow trousers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	gray twirling bouncing frosty shadow hammer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	twirling slick shadow monocle of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	immense yummy special shadow hot dog	6	awesome	Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	lousy practically non-alcoholic shadow martini	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	diluted narrow shadow pill	1		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 30
11185	pulsating shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	quantum alkaline lime green spinning shadow candy	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 14
11189	mirror replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	olive replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	fuchsia wobbly replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	ghostly replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	shaking dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	maroon Herculean brainy replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	greedy scorching beefy replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	family-friendly toasty shellacked replica navel ring of navel gazing of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	Newton's brawny replica V for Vivala mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	shaking stanky boxer's replica haiku katana of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	jittery careful steel-toed grievous arcane researcher's replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	ghostly tumbling replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	wobbly wool stylish replica Greatest American Pants of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	jittery grievous dance instructor's Da Vinci's replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
11212	asbestos-lined shellacked experienced replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	wobbly narrow family-friendly educational replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	blurry upside-down personal trainer's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Drops Items
11217	squat twirling replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	upside-down replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	skewed olive aromatic careful MacGyver's Oprah's Cincho de Mayo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	ghostly tumbling replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	blurry replica still grill	0		
11227	skewed replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	upside-down replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	tumbling replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	tumbling replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	squat huge quilted replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	ribald Tesla Oprah's curative replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11242	huge avaricious miser's foul-smelling shellacked deadly personal trainer's supercool groovy sage replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the ox of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: 30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: 40, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	purple replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	spinning maroon nasty personal trainer's Da Vinci's wizardly replica Powerful Glove of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	baleful brawny replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of Tarzan of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +5
11246	zippy nippy rock-hard sinister stylish replica industrial fire extinguisher of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	bouncing pulsating replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	careful replica Jurassic Parka of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	gray replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	blinking lightning-fast family-friendly friendly supercharged replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	narrow olive shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	bouncing frightening stanky occult Sinatra's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of dire peril of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	shaking Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	rosy-cheeked hardened pro skateboard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	skewed tumbling Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	narrow Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	olive Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	asbestos-lined scandalous frightening Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	bouncing Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	quadruple-pickled anodized skewed scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	jittery Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	warmed scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	bouncing Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	yellow Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	fuchsia pulsating Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	weak bad Sexy Cosmo	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	tumbling supercharged brainy red-soled high heels of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	bland cyburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	jittery wobbly brawny ncle leg	0		Muscle Percent: +20
11287	narrow Jim Carey's rutabuga bag of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25
11288	tumbling brainy mesquito proboscis	0		Mysticality: +5
11289	lime green dangerous senate fly thorax	0		Weapon Damage: +10
11290	extra-cold-filtered chilled pulsating bug juice	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 24
11291	bouncing spider leg of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11292	narrow Jack Frost's beetle antenna	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
11293	mantis skull of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
11294	double-liquefied boiled ghostly chitin powder	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 37
11295	avaricious auspicious daddy shortlegs leg	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30
11296	jittery careful curative birdybug antenna	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11297	knitted kilopede skull of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
11298	aerosolized haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 14
11299	unsweetened ionized double-vacuum-sealed chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 68
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	spinning blurry name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	diet spoiled squat watermelon	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	gray thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	bite-sized tasty waffle	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	skewed fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	huge Oprah's ruddy cat o' nine teeth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	blue double-paned personal trainer's tooth cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	lime green lightning-fast personal trainer's toothy trousers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	bland tumbling banana split	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	skewed Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	blinking medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	hand-crafted tumbling bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	lime green aromatic curative baywatch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	pulsating blue Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	pickled concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 20
11329	vaporized shaking meat	1		
11330	dehydrated blurry narrow sparkling orb	1		
11331	diluted yellow hardening cream	1		
11332	boiled upside-down green pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	shaking book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	vacuum-sealed sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 15
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	rake of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	blue day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	narrow extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	jittery MacGyver's groovy autumnal aegis	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	cold-filtered skewed distilled resin	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	shaking tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	narrow tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	vibrating impromptu torch of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	asbestos-lined Socratic fig leaf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	wobbly ghostly brainy smoldering drape of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	spinning fuchsia toasty crafty veiny Herculean leaf crown of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	rotten leafy browns	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	energized autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	cold-filtered modified dry cyan coping juice	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	ribald mansplainer's grievous thinker's candy cane sword cane of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	tumbling Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	mirror automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	twirling handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	wobbly Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	bland miniature pickled bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	flavorless salted mutton	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	decent snack-sized blurry corned beet	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	huge pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	blurry pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	tumbling squat crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	miniature delicious jittery peppermint donut	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Elf Guard insignia (private) of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	rosewater-soaked Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	fuchsia Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	blinking Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	lousy Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	yellow electrified Crimbuccaneer lantern of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	twirling Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	thinker's Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	narrow Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Jeselnik's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	corrupted skewed shaking Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	blinking Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	shaking scorching lion tamer's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	shaking savvy Elf Guard insignia (general) of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Crimbow Rainbo	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	fuchsia Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	ghostly spinning clever smartaleck's Elf Guard broom	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	maroon rosewater-soaked flame-wreathed Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	mirror Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	drinkable tumbling old-school pirate grog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	normal pulsating grog nuts	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	extremely unsafe arcane researcher's Herculean sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	bad officer's nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	special jumbo bland sundae ration	5	decent	Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	moldy peppermint tack	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	spinning blinking Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	stale whalesteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	huge asbestos-lined mansplainer's vibrating whalegun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	purple huge Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	inspector's Elf Guard clipboard of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	narrow greedy pegfinger	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	distilled aged and claret	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	ghostly brawny Elf Guard and beret	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	hardened Samson's shipwright's hammer of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	lion tamer's gunwale of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	wool ribald dog trainer's Kelflar vest	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	extra-denatured modified blurry whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	gray miser's curative Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	skewed cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	narrow manspreader's Elf Guard mouthknife of incineration	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	lightning-fast knitted ruddy massive wrench	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	hardy brown pirate pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	spinning The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	prompt scandalous Jack Frost's arcane researcher's Elf dessert spoon of the brute of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	zippy Elf Guard SCUBA tank of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	Newton's free boots of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	pulsating asbestos-lined ribald Socratic Elvish underarmor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	squat wobbly inspector's Oprah's Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	moldy small huge sugarplum ration	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	stale gingerbread nylons	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	yummy bite-sized rum-soaked fruitcake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	bland lime	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	super-sized rotten gingerbread pirate	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	bland fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	tolerable mulled wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	drinkable Swedish coffee	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	boozy aged yellow canteen of eggnog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	lousy hot wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	artisanal Jamaican coffee	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	lousy flask of egggrog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	jittery Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	artisanal yule grog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	flavorless wet tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	toothsome green whalecake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	olive Usain Bolt's miser's gunwale whalegun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	weak aged and claret	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	tumbling rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	Socratic Elf Guard squirtgun of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	blue lion tamer's sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	stiffened slick replica Elf Guard medal of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	twirling Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	skewed gray Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	pulsating prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	Sherlock's clever Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	upside-down bouncing avaricious greasy wizardly barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	mirror greedy Van der Graaf baleful Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	upside-down blinking Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	huge kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	blue precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	lime green Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	mirror teal Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	galvanized military candy cane	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 30
11503	boiled gray groggipop	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 22
11504	blinking double-paned moss mace of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	twirling aromatic wizardly moss megaphone	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	bouncing gravedigger's moss medal of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	reassuring medical-grade moss mitre	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	jittery energetic baleful moss mantle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	Sinatra's moss marlinspike of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	diluted twirling mirror moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	diffused pressed shaking moss floss	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 61
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	huge adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	skewed adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	teal narrow adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	blurry adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	modified yellow skewed adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	pickled adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 56
11520	wobbly yellow chilly Rosewater's crepe paper phrygian cap of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	Jeselnik's fortified arcane researcher's crepe paper parachute cape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	twirling avaricious horrifying crepe paper pie clip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	aromatic stiffened extremely unsafe crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	sizzling vibrating shellacked crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	censurious supercharged personal trainer's crepe paper polka charm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	modified crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	quantum crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 27
11528	Samson's petrified wood war pike of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	skewed zippy Sherlock's petrified wood waist protector	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	wobbly shaking hardy supercool petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	blurry therapeutic petrified wood water purifier of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	bouncing MacGyver's dangerous petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	blue twirling asbestos-lined petrified wood walking pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	modified petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	colloidal corrupted corrupted blinking petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 63
11536	perfectly mixed blinking cybeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	upside-down jittery wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	bouncing baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	bouncing googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	steel-toed Crimbuccaneer war standard of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	occult razor-sharp Elf Guard war standard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	jittery sharpshooter's groovy spring shoes of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	enhanced vacuum-sealed olive ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	wet crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	squat biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	squat triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	tumbling quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	tumbling purple quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	knitted motion sensor	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11559	squat focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	cyan packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	chilly Everfull Dart Holster of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	wobbly boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	Usain Bolt's frosty veiny smooth Apriling band helmet of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	shaking Apriling band saxophone of the brute of Tarzan of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	wool frosty Tesla extremely unsafe Apriling band quad tom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	prompt rosewater-soaked nippy electrified razor-sharp Apriling band tuba	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	cyan wool Jack Frost's Sinatra's thinker's Apriling band staff of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: 75, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	maroon Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	low-calorie bland yam	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	drinkable yam martini	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	practically non-alcoholic tolerable maroon sweet potato o' mine	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	high-proof acceptable upside-down purple Southern yam	9	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	smooth sweet potato punch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	moldy Mayam spinach	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	snack-sized decent yellow yam and swiss	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	knitted wholesome yam cannon of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	skewed upside-down yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	gray asbestos-lined gravedigger's careful furry yam buckler	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	fuchsia thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	auspicious reassuring Temple Grandin's yamtility belt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	moldy enchanted huge huge huge yam slider	7	crappy	Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	decent yam mayo	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	massive decent yam burrito	10	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	yellow visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	upside-down aviator goggles	0		
11593	mirror Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	spoiled mini kiwi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	jittery zippy personal trainer's mini kiwi bikini of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	delicious watered-down olive mini kiwitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	narrow mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	huge lion tamer's Sinatra's Fonzie's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	bouncing mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	delicious mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	practically non-alcoholic smooth wobbly mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	enhanced gray mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	improved jittery mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	frightening frosty mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	green shaking flame-wreathed mini kiwi icepick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	electrified quantum alkaline ghostly mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	bouncing protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	narrow protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	bouncing protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	rock-hard slick messenger bag RNA of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
11616	shaking flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	small normal bacteria bisque	2	good	
11619	bland bite-sized ciliophora chowder	1	decent	
11620	snack-sized moldy bouncing cream of chloroplasts	2	crappy	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	jittery extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	squat untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	twirling purple asbestos-lined frosty Jim Carey's Socratic tearaway pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	blinking baby bodyguard	0		
11632	gray Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	practically non-alcoholic bad skewed Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	fuchsia boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	sage blade of dismemberment	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	blurry Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	shaking structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	lightning-fast supercool embers-only jacket of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	brawny bembershoot	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	toothsome wheel of camembert	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	ribald lion tamer's hat of remembering of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	red throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	tumbling head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	tumbling embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	yellow soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	red dog trainer's veiny bat wings of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	shaking electrified hardy monocle on a stick	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	wobbly deadly Rosewater's plastic pipe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	mirror manspreader's Da Vinci's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	Jack Frost's bow tie of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	flame-wreathed grievous fake huge beard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	pulsating astronaut helmet of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	shaking personal trainer's feather boa of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	frightening electrified Sheriff badge	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	wobbly nippy hale Sheriff pistol	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	narrow grievous Sinatra's Sheriff moustache	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	bouncing nasty photo booth supply list of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	moldy cyan whirled peas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	immense flavorless peaza	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	pulsating peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	powdered drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	powdered green wobbly Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	twirling quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	teal shaking quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	dry pea brittle	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	drinkable high-proof peasco	10	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	big tasty red piece of cake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	gray handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	cyan huge TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	fireproof deft pirate hook of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	chilly mansplainer's iron tricorn hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	hale jolly roger flag	0		Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	squat sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	upside-down pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	hand-crafted tankard of spiced rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	watered-down smooth tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	maroon packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	blurry nasty governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	narrow scandalous governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	blurry supercharged governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	red huge harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	jittery squat chili powder cutlass	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	huge moldy Aztec tamale	8	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	pulsating Usain Bolt's groggles	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	tumbling pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	bouncing executive silky pirate drawers of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	huge profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	dry blurry squat peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	bad hard cocoa	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	yummy special salmagumdi	3	awesome	Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	fuchsia Jack Frost's plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	bouncing energetic plastic St. Patrick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	lion tamer's resourceful plastic Colonel Brando	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	teal plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	green electrified plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	blinking Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	upside-down Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	narrow Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	tasty huge coney haunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	super-denatured dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	perfectly mixed fancy moai toai	3	EPIC	Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 30
11725	pulsating zippy medical-grade moaiball of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	activated four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	lime green wool Herculean potato jacket of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	purple mirror traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	fireproof military orb of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	diffused wobbly rum ball	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 38
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	twirling narrow Lo Pan's gravyskin hat of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	blue Annie Oakley's baleful gravyskin buckler	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	mirror banded gravyskin skirt of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	chaotic educational gravyskin pants	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	double-activated dry crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	thick decent purple room scale bean casserole	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	lime green therapeutic Herculean perfect Christmas scarf of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	bouncing fireproof therapeutic snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	corrupted jittery LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	bouncing ruddy occult brainy Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	blinking pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	spirit-forward mediocre twirling Easter grasshopper	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	tolerable Irish eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	bad canteen of jungle juice	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	fancy artisanal turchucken	3	EPIC	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	acceptable high-proof squat mechanically-mulled cider	10	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	acceptable holiday trip around the world	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	toothsome chocolate ostrich egg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	diet spoiled beef and cabbage	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	super-sized yummy blurry candy rations	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	stale double-candied yams	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	decent jumbo Christmas ham	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	delicious snack-sized holiday smorgasbord	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	narrow upside-down Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	spinning mansplainer's bejazzled eyepatch	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	narrow inspector's curative egg gun of vim and vigor of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	cyan twirling reassuring scorching Oprah's vibrating army helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	yummy tiny Thanksgiving ration	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	artisanal weak fuchsia Easter eggnog	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	denatured clovermint	1		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	deadly experienced nylon Christmas stockings of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	adjusted polymerized squat deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	careful extremely unsafe McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	scandalous sizzling chilly McHugeLarge left pole	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	upside-down blue healthy wicked McHugeLarge right pole of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	sharpshooter's hardy McHugeLarge left ski	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	therapeutic forbidden McHugeLarge right ski	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	upside-down 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	dehydrated shaking eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	jittery dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	jittery lime green dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	spinning dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	squat cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	red retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	mirror pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	jittery server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	spinning 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	jittery dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	denatured skewed psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	jittery dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	blue dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	narrow dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	shaking blinking dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	huge SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	spinning OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	lime green skewed geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	narrow virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	lime green ninja rope	0		
11831	purple ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	quantum synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 34
11834	polymerized wobbly iDrops	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 63
11835	olive spinning shame coil	0		
11836	skewed bouncing new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	spinning yellow scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	squat chill gherkin	0		
11845	narrow childrens' stapler	0		
11846	wobbly plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	tumbling Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	tumbling carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	blinking assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	mixed huge spinning scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	aged triple-distilled pint of Leprechaun Stout	10	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	denatured tumbling phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	cyan unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	boiled leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	rotten enchanted gigantic Heck ramen	9	crappy	Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	rotten super-sized burrito	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	rotten snack-sized small beer brat	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	stale snack-sized peach pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	delicious thick incredible mini-pizza	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	bad Divine sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	weak perfectly mixed tangarita sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	hand-crafted extra-dry gimlet sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	hand-crafted watered-down skewed vodka stratocaster sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	drinkable huge prussian cathouse sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	mediocre high-proof shaking Mon Tiki sidecar	10	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	scandalous supercool April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	blinking glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	ionized moist squat wet paper weights	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	hand-crafted fancy weak mirror Three Sheets to the Wind	2	EPIC	Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	bland pile of wet dates	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	lard-coated wet shower cap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	smelly wet shower shoes	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	fortified wet shower shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	spinning skewed wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	pressed wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	energized triple-wet fuchsia huge blurry wet paperback	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	twirling horrifying wet shower radio	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	spinning Lo Pan's birthday bloon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11903	polymerized lime green jawwetter	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 29
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	mirror medical-grade wholesome Peridot of Peril of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	Fonzie's terrycloth turban	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
11907	manspreader's jockey's hat	0		Monster Level: +10
11908	sharpshooter's hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
11909	horrifying extra-tight skullcap	0		Spooky Damage: +25
11910	dog trainer's sturdy pith helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11911	double-paned bishop's mitre	0		Cold Resistance: +5
11912	maroon friendly tin foil hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3
11913	cool construction hardhat	0		Moxie: +5
11914	jittery rock-hard imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	stylish bycocket of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11917	spinning Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	red flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	blinking exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	rosy-cheeked Axis helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15
11925	lard-coated Axis fatigues of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
11926	horrifying stanky Axis suspenders	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
11927	spinning wobbly stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	jittery priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	blurry chocolate rations	0		
11931	wobbly twirling nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	Jim Carey's Da Vinci's Allied Radio Backpack of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	pulsating ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	spoiled Skeleton Wars rations	3	crappy	
11938	mediocre watered-down skeleton war fuel can	2	decent	
11939	upside-down skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	ghostly M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	huge nippy smartaleck's Allied Forces insignia of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
11945	lime green Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	purple Axis codebook	0		
11948	extra-ionized altered quadruple-oxidized Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	olive frosty bully badge	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	time cop top hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	huge Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	dehydrated blurry mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	flavorless spinning toast with mixed berry jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	toothsome jumbo cup of sugar	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	bite-sized normal spinning Susie's cupcake	1	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	Usain Bolt's smelly supercharged the gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	triple-distilled perfectly mixed upside-down olive wine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	smartaleck's undersea surveying goggles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	weak lousy Ocean-Touched Rum	2	decent	
11964	diluted blue water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 20
11965	flavorless huge spinning kelp puck	10	decent	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	super-improved octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 58
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	fuchsia packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	squat unblemished pearl	0		
11977	ghostly fortified dentadent	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11986	purple lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	nippy Temple Grandin's MacGyver's crafty slick blood cubic zirconia of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: 110, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	dehydrated twirling twirling blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	weak perfectly mixed pheromone cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	low-calorie spoiled mirror spinal tapas	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	Sherlock's brainy shrunken head of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	tumbling stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	acceptable Smoking Pope	3	good	
12053	thick rotten prize turkey	5	crappy	
12054	boiled spinning medicinal gruel	1		
12055	normal fancy bouncing full-sized pumpkin pie	3	good	Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	fancy aged weak vodka cranberry sauce	2	awesome	Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	enhanced blurry yellow yammed candy	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	special spoiled blurry treasure chestnut	4	crappy	Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed mulled butter rum	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	quantum cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	stylish plastic left skeleton arm	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	toasty plastic left skeleton leg	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	upside-down wobbly padded plastic right skeleton arm	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	plastic right skeleton leg of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	plastic skeleton pelvis of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	fuchsia miser's brawny angelbone kilt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	blinking angelbone totem of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	greasy angelbone chopsticks	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	sizzling occult angelbone mantle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	shaking groovy angelbone dice	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	narrow toasty smartaleck's angelbone halo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	powdered blurry angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	quantum biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 47
12076	devilbone helmet of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	energetic devilbone greaves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	dangerous devilbone shinguards of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	manspreader's devilbone corset	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	blue ruddy extremely unsafe devilbone flute	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	wobbly devilbone rosary of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	denatured twirling devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	extra-dry alkaline Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 66
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	huge burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	jittery burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	pulsating burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	shaking mirror Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	extra-thick Crimbo sweater of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	tolerable Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	delicious bottle of prize-winning rum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	MacGyver's energetic savvy Santa-Slayer medal	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	extra-vacuum-sealed boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	polymerized wobbly boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	modified ghostly boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	toasty Annie Oakley's wholesome smoldering vertebra	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	blinking volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	upside-down smelly ruddy cool hot boning knife	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	green greasy weightlifter's fistbone of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	auspicious nasty burnt bone belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	supercharged scorched skull trophy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	miniature moldy wing bone	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	weak perfectly mixed weak skeleton venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	pickled blue baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	fuchsia dance instructor's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	jittery occult plastic skeleton skull	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	olive asbestos-lined plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	bouncing assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	green narrow sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	blinking undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	hardy scorched skeleton mask of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	upside-down vibrating scorched skeleton shirt of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	upside-down medical-grade scorched skeleton pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	mirror Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	zippy fireproof bonesaw of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	wobbly wicked vermiculite shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	squat grievous ship's lantern	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	auspicious medical-grade heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	moldy traditional gingerloaf	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	smooth practically non-alcoholic Scotch and eggnog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	denatured wobbly counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	weak tolerable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	upside-down crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	super-sized flavorless wedge of prize-winning cheese	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	activated squat gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 31
12179	blue vibrating glimmering crystal of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	squat Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	blinking Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	gray fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	magnetized dry Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	aerosolized lime green Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	activated warmed Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	Herculean brawny and dress	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	Lo Pan's and dress of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	quadruple-enhanced modified narrow dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	wobbly dinosaur bone club of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	greedy smartaleck's dinosaur skull helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	forbidden Fonzie's dinosaur bone corset of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	tolerable shaking Pork Elf cough syrup	3	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	pulsating twirling Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	skewed Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	big decent lime green rat pizza	5	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	jittery Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	stanky hoverboard of Leguizamo of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	pulsating smelly experienced left shark fin of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	careful fitness tracking bracelet	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	twisted squat jittery bouncing candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	moldy discarded hot dog	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	watered-down acceptable most of a beer	2	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	lime green legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	bland can of tuna	4	decent	
12227	flavorless alien salad	4	decent	
12228	stale ratbatatouille	3	decent	
12229	decent yellow onigiri	3	good	
12230	adequate crudit&eacute;s	3	good	
12231	rotten sauced mutton	4	crappy	
12232	bland hot honey ant	4	decent	
12233	bland tomb aspic	4	decent	
12234	bite-sized delicious later tots	1	awesome	
12235	decent thick Frutti di Scatoletta	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	yummy Pesto alla Marziano	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	flavorless half-sized Arrattabbattabiata	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	adequate Orzo di Riso	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	stale big Pasta Grimavera	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	adequate Linguini Ubriacapa	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	flavorless shaking Formica e Pepe	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	tiny normal purple Tubetto Gelatto	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	yummy half-sized Gnocci Domani	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	gray Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	inspector's curative Space Soldier Helmet	0		Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
12253	fancy moldy premium turkey leg	3	crappy	Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 35
12254	special practically non-alcoholic mediocre yellow styrofoam cup of mead	1	decent	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 50
12255	mirror sizzling sword	0		Hot Damage: +10
12256	auspicious staff	0		Item Drop: +10
12257	boxer's lute	0		Muscle Percent: +10
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	sizzling groovy The Wizard's Android of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
12261	ghostly flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	squat supercharged Samson's tactical jester's cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	mirror skewed single-use sword	0		
12265	red careful flimsy plastic helmet	0		Monster Level: -10
12266	jittery mirror double-paned flimsy plastic greaves	0		Cold Resistance: +5
12267	brawny flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Muscle Percent: +20
12268	green Fonzie's flimsy plastic shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	bouncing scandalous lion tamer's Portable Laughing Stock of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	lightning-fast flame-retardant smooth Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
12272	decent ghostly classic banana	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	stale blurry watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	delicious quince	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	blurry mirror Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	normal fuchsia classic banana pie	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	Vulcanized enhanced essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	boiled altered banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	perfectly mixed Aesop Daiquiri	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	bad practically non-alcoholic Monkey Congress	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	decent fancy tiny watermelon pie	1	good	Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	magnetized huge concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	dry ionized Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	practically non-alcoholic mediocre upside-down Melonegroni	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	watered-down artisanal Melonade Spritz	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	super-sized stale ghostly spinning cyan quince pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	energized quince quaff	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	wet polymerized narrow Quickquince	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	hand-crafted narrow Quiskey Sour	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	special weak drinkable cyan Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	good	Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	hand-crafted Roth IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	nippy Sinatra's underdraft protection	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	bouncing solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	fancy spoiled soybean futures	4	crappy	Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	anodized galvanized housing bubble	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	modified corrupted ghostly Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 44
12298	wool toasty financial instrument	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	nasty hedge fund clippers of terror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	asbestos-lined selling shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	narrow bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	padded wicked 401k ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	super-dry invisible hand	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	improved blue circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	concentrated anodized mint	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	distilled toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	modified bouncing cyan intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	diluted liquid asset	1		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gray gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	watered-down perfectly mixed bouncing Malattia Becco Malbec	2	EPIC	
12316	upside-down kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	ghostly Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	gray meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	upside-down can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"