-1	irresponsibly strong tolerable ghostly Petite Porter	6	good	
-2	fortified delicious Scrawny Stout	5	awesome	
-3	watered-down mediocre Infinitesimal IPA	2	decent	
-4	artisanal eggnogtini	3	EPIC	
-5	hand-crafted candycaine	3	EPIC	
-6	bad braincracker sweet	3	decent	
-16	fancy high-proof perfectly mixed huge fermented honey	10	EPIC	
-17	bad moons-shine	4	decent	
-18	hand-crafted narrow squat gin	3	EPIC	
-19	mediocre narrow ecto-nog	3	decent	
-20	watered-down perfectly mixed hot toady	2	EPIC	
-21	aged upside-down jittery hot choculate	4	awesome	
-49	delicious Cyder	3	awesome	
-50	irresponsibly strong tolerable Oil Nog	7	good	
-51	boozy drinkable Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	5	good	
-58	fortified bad Grimacider	5	decent	
-59	fortified mediocre green Isotope Nog	5	decent	
-60	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong special Mutagin 'n' Tonic	9	EPIC	
-70	hand-crafted weak skewed Gin and Herring	2	EPIC	
-71	mediocre wobbly Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	decent	
-72	mediocre high-proof Antarctic Ice Tea	10	decent	
-76	artisanal yellow CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	EPIC	
-77	perfectly mixed olive CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	EPIC	
-78	special lousy ghostly CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	decent	
-82	drinkable weak squat Horseradish-infused Vodka	2	good	
-83	tolerable maroon Jerkitini	3	good	
-84	distilled hand-crafted Desert Island Iced Tea	5	EPIC	
-88	mediocre high-proof Crimbo Saketini	7	decent	
-89	extra-dry mediocre pulsating Crimboku Drop	5	decent	
-90	tolerable watered-down Flaming Crimbo Log	2	good	
-107	perfectly mixed Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	EPIC	
-108	special lousy spirit-forward squat Hot Buttered Rum	5	decent	
-109	lousy pulsating red Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	decent