1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	Socratic helmet turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	skewed turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	ravioli hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	blurry spices	0		
9	gravedigger's disco mask	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	skewed disco ball	0		
11	maroon stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	altered maroon moxie weed	1		
15	modified blinking strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 5
16	mixed magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	tasty small yellow noodles	2	awesome	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	zippy asparagus knife	0		Initiative: +20
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	ghostly bouncing sweet ninja sword	0		
22	blurry studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	gray meat paste	0		
26	twirling Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	fuchsia really really spider web	0		
30	gray rock	0		
31	jittery seal-toothed rock	0		
32	strapping Bjorn's Hammer	0		Muscle: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	shellacked Dolphin King's crown	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	rock-hard Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Damage Reduction: 5
36	twirling asbestos-lined Knob Goblin tongs	0		Hot Resistance: +5
37	banded viking helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	mirror upside-down savvy Knob Goblin pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	smooth ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	awesome	
42	squat hermit permit	0		
43	blurry worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	ghostly worthless knick-knack	0		
46	spinning figurine	0		
47	bland snack-sized hot buttered roll	2	decent	
48	blinking heart of rock and roll	0		
49	bland blurry gray bowl of cottage cheese	3	decent	
50	Rock and Roll Legend of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Da Vinci's Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	studded stone banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +80
54	clever beefcake's Disco Banjo	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	censurious 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
58	pulsating squat stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	sharpshooter's Mace of the Tortoise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	miniature decent fortune cookie	2	good	
62	mirror oriole-feather headdress of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	dog trainer's Pasta Spoon of Peril of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	skewed bar skin	0		
71	stakes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
72	extremely unsafe barskin hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	squat foul-smelling stick	0		Stench Damage: +10
78	studded pretty bouquet	0		Damage Absorption: +80
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	perfectly mixed mirror ice-cold Willer	3	EPIC	
82	lime green ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	skewed key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	huge meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	huge meatsmithing guide	0		
93	flame-retardant basic meat sword	0		Hot Resistance: +1
94	huge sage basic meat pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	shaking skewed crafty basic meat helmet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	beefy dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Muscle: +10
97	stylish pimpin' meat hat of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	twirling meat face	0		
100	blurry lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	jittery mansplainer's staff of the detective	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +20
104	scarecrow	0		
105	stale bowl of charms	3	decent	
106	jittery ketchup	1	decent	
107	enchanted catsup	1	EPIC	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 5
108	fuchsia blinking stick	0		
109	huge crossbow string	0		
110	green sharpshooter's basic meat staff	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
111	ribald basic meat crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
112	huge Socratic meatloaf helmet of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	lightning-fast dripping meat sword	0		Initiative: +40
114	careful dripping meat staff	0		Monster Level: -10
115	narrow frightening dripping meat crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +5
116	aromatic coward's Bugfinder Blade	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	ghostly sprocket assembly	0		
122	narrow ghostly cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	olive empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	mansplainer's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Monster Level: +15
128	blue bouncing Jack Frost's meat pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	cyan boxer's third-hand nunchaku	0		Muscle Percent: +10
130	narrow Rosewater's eyepatch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	wobbly bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	ghostly tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	wobbly blue dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	green anticheese	0		
143	yellow cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	teal dinghy plans	0		
147	hardened eXtreme meat sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3
148	occult eXtreme meat staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
149	eXtreme meat crossbow of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
150	wool nasty Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	Sinatra's beefy Elder Turtle Shell	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	Annie Oakley's rock-hard Colander of Em-er'il	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	spinning Ancient Saucehelm of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	wool Disco 'Fro Pick of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	wizardly El Sombrero De Lopez of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	upside-down Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	normal low-calorie ghuol egg	1	good	
162	spoiled ghuol egg quiche	3	crappy	
163	squat greasy skeleton bone	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
164	smart skull	0		
165	squat skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	stale ghuol-ear kabob	4	decent	
168	pulsating flame-wreathed bone rattle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	blue lihc eye	0		
171	low-calorie bland lihc eye pie	1	decent	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	blinking taco shell	0		
174	tumbling Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	normal uncooked chorizo	3	good	
176	squat disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	decent chorizo taco	3	good	
180	acceptable watered-down pulsating ice-cold fotie	2	good	
181	huge baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	wobbly bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bouncing bean	0		
187	cyan loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	olive guano coffee cup	0		
191	batskin belt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	twirling Mr. Accessory of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only
195	strapping eXtreme nose ring	0		Muscle: +5
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	yellow ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
200	decent blurry rat appendix kabob	4	good	
201	normal snack-sized enchanted bat wing kabob	2	good	Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 50
202	tiny toothsome carob chunks	1	awesome	
203	upside-down herbs	0		
204	adequate carob chunk cookies	3	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	upside-down hippy herbal tea	1	EPIC	
208	squat patchouli incense stick	0		
209	huge wad of tofu	0		
210	skewed Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	green decorative fountain	0		
212	narrow windchimes	0		
213	smooth filthy corduroys of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	wobbly Fonzie's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	bland carob brownies	4	decent	
217	gigantic spoiled herb brownies	6	crappy	
218	hemp string	0		
219	lime green necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	cool gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Moxie: +5
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	bouncing tumbling sage phat turquoise bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
224	eyepatch of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	half-sized bland tofu casserole	2	decent	
226	boiled narrow can of Red Minotaur	1	crappy	
227	squat bouncing Kentucky-fried meat sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
228	twirling sage Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
229	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
230	scorching dead guy's watch	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	jittery Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	upside-down maroon extremely unsafe Bigger Bugfinder Blade of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
236	bouncing Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	tolerable bottle of gin	3	good	
238	bad bottle of vodka	4	decent	
239	jittery Lo Pan's Fonzie's Orcish baseball cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	arcane researcher's Orcish cargo shorts of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Orcish frat-paddle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
242	spoiled ghostly	3	crappy	
243	spoiled grapefruit	3	crappy	
244	tiny fancy stale grapes	1	decent	Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 35
245	normal small olive	2	good	
246	moldy tomato	4	crappy	
247	cyan spinning fermenting powder	0		
248	acceptable mirror squat salty dog	3	good	
249	acceptable ghostly bloody mary	3	good	
250	mediocre irresponsibly strong screwdriver	7	decent	
251	mediocre martini	3	decent	
252	bad purple bloody beer	3	decent	
253	perfectly mixed spirit-forward spinning shot of schnapps	5	EPIC	
254	acceptable shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	good	
255	drinkable fine wine	4	good	
256	mediocre teal shot of tomato schnapps	3	decent	
257	delicious watered-down extra-spicy bloody mary	2	awesome	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	fuchsia snake skin	0		
260	bite-sized adequate White Citadel fries	1	good	
261	yummy White Citadel burger	3	awesome	
262	moldy big piece of wedding cake	5	crappy	
263	moldy thick chocolate chips	5	crappy	
264	normal jumbo chocolate chip cookies	5	good	
265	dog trainer's satin pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	acceptable triple-distilled shaking lightning	10	good	
267	banded mullet wig	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	huge medical-grade meat cowboy hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	blurry squat forbidden sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
270	picket fence	0		
271	powdered twirling barbell	1		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 35
272	mixed concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 15
273	twisted green moxie weed	1		
274	maroon Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	lime green huge leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	twisted ghostly extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 30
278	twisted ghostly olive jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	altered lime green suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 20
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	upside-down crafty gasmask	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	wobbly greasy walrus-tusk earring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
286	asbestos-lined ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
287	sage Boris's ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
288	potato sprout	0		
289	jittery huge jittery nippy Jarlsberg's earring	0		Cold Damage: +10
290	Annie Oakley's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
291	shaking up-at-dawn studded can of maces	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +5
292	tumbling fireproof rubber axe	0		Hot Resistance: +3
293	Sherlock's experienced chef's hat	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	shaking yellow Van der Graaf pail	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	blinking blinking narrow lion tamer's demonskin trousers	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	knitted dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	quadruple-altered tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
298	non-energized anodized tumbling lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 60
299	deionized altered pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 54
300	concentrated tumbling jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 26
301	flat dough	0		
302	spoiled upside-down Knob sausage	3	crappy	
303	adequate Knob mushroom	3	good	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	flame-retardant Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	huge shaking Knob Goblin harem veil of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	ionized jittery Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 13
308	flame-wreathed Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	razor-sharp Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	maroon Knob Goblin elite polearm of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
311	hill of beans	0		
312	Jack Frost's Knob Goblin visor	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	reassuring Crown of the Goblin King	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	adequate twirling bean burrito	4	good	
315	moldy super-sized purple bean burrito	5	crappy	
316	massive moldy upside-down insanely bean burrito	6	crappy	
317	toothsome bean burrito	3	awesome	
318	delicious shaking bean burrito	3	awesome	
319	super-sized special rotten insanely bean burrito	5	crappy	Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 40
320	normal bat haggis	4	good	
321	flavorless blue menudo	3	decent	
322	adequate miniature spinning goat cheese	2	good	
323	snack-sized spoiled plain pizza	2	crappy	
324	enchanted tasty sausage pizza	4	awesome	Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 10
325	normal goat cheese pizza	3	good	
326	half-sized delicious mushroom pizza	2	awesome	
327	goat	0		
328	mediocre weak bottle of whiskey	2	decent	
329	spinning goat beard of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	bad Canadian	4	decent	
332	spoiled lemon	3	crappy	
333	diet flavorless lime	1	decent	
334	sabre teeth of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
335	tumbling olive sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	consolation ribbon of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
337	skewed ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	polymerized tarnished Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 50
341	unsweetened yellow Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	anodized Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 57
344	mirror Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	jittery Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	blurry supercharged ninja mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	skewed upside-down hot katana blade	0		
351	Sherlock's Van der Graaf icy-hot katana	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
352	ninja hot pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	gray ninja stars	0		
354	greasy supercool nunchaku	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
355	eXtreme scarf of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	auspicious snowboarder pants	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	squat Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	bland wobbly gr8ps	4	decent	
359	delicious half-sized ghostly t8r tots	2	awesome	
360	savvy miner's helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	wicked miner's pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	toasty 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Hot Damage: +5
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	blinking linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	wobbly linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	wobbly chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	red linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	wobbly chrome meat stack	0		
378	narrow lightning-fast linoleum sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +40
379	olive Jeselnik's sizzling linoleum staff	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
380	wool careful linoleum crossbow	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +1
381	asbestos sword of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40
382	Jeselnik's asbestos staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25
383	executive censurious asbestos crossbow	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
384	auspicious Temple Grandin's chrome sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10
385	jittery hardened forbidden chrome staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3
386	aromatic chrome crossbow of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
387	tumbling fuzzy dice	0		
388	blurry gray yeti fur	0		
389	mirror wobbly rosy-cheeked meaty helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	fuchsia blurry rosy-cheeked asbestos helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	cool linoleum helmet turtle	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	lion tamer's chrome helmet turtle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	squat penguin skin	0		
394	squat skewed yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	supercool penguin shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	yakskin pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	maroon wool hippopotamus pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	blinking grievous eXtreme mittens	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	gray frightening swashbuckling pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	veiny shoulder parrot	0		Maximum HP: +10
404	gray Jeselnik's acoustic guitarrr	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
405	tumbling sunken chest	0		
406	skewed pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	red pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	sk8board of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	narrow barrrnacle	0		
413	Temple Grandin's Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7
414	lime green vibrating crowbarrr	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
415	asbestos-lined leotarrrd	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	narrow mirror greasy safarrri hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	enhanced henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 57
418	deionized jittery mirror Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 54
419	unsweetened pickled tumbling serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 41
420	vacuum-sealed tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 38
421	irradiated philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 42
422	quantum wet denatured red potion of potency	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 52
423	chilled ghostly cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 49
424	altered pickled mirror ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 32
425	unsweetened deionized irradiated upside-down oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 52
426	colloidal potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 22
427	box of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	shaking beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	Usain Bolt's clown shoes	0		Initiative: +80, Clowniness: 25
432	tumbling scandalous bloody clown pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	supercharged balloon helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	flame-retardant balloon sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50
436	wobbly balloon monkey	0		
437	upside-down chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	tumbling bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	ghostly beer lens	0		
444	squat blurry beer goggles	0		
445	wizardly box-in-the-box	0		Mysticality: +25
446	narrow nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	huge foul-smelling box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Stench Damage: +10
448	family-friendly knitted foolscap fool's cap	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	hardy clown nose	0		Maximum HP: +50, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	mirror pretentious palette	0		
452	cyan disease	0		
453	ghostly sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	half-sized spoiled red jumbo olive	2	crappy	
456	irresponsibly strong bad dry martini	10	decent	
457	chilly ye olde golde frontes	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	wobbly pixel	0		
461	olive bouncing pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	narrow pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	maroon pixel potion	0		
467	flavorless pixel pie	4	decent	
468	blinking ruby W	0		
469	pulsating wussiness potion	0		
470	high-proof tolerable mirror Imp Ale	8	good	
471	miniature fancy rotten hot wing	2	crappy	Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 45
472	upside-down perfumed diamond-studded cane	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	narrow coward's crutch	0		Monster Level: -20
474	cast	0		
475	chaotic Annie Oakley's mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	infernal insoles of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100
478	evil arch	0		
479	pulsating dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	huge green eldritch butterknife	0		
482	spinning upside-down forbidden Mr. Container	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	blurry energetic Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	squat Sherlock's hemp backpack	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	perfumed Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
487	arrrgyle socks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
488	guitar pick	0		
489	shaking drab sonata	0		
490	blinking mesh cap of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	wobbly enormous belt buckle	0		
492	blurry wobbly frosty boxer's chaps	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	resourceful batblade	0		Maximum MP: +50
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	normal papaya	4	good	
499	upside-down hardy rosy-cheeked denim axe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50
500	narrow Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	rotten Elfin shortbread	4	crappy	
502	shaking pagoda plans	0		
503	bland blinking skewered cat appendix	3	decent	
504	evil arches	0		
505	rosy-cheeked gnatwing earring of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100
506	low-calorie delicious gray Hell broth	1	awesome	
507	lightning-fast thunderrr guitarrr	0		Initiative: +40
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	bland Boris's key lime pie	4	decent	
514	rotten Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	crappy	
515	snack-sized flavorless Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2	decent	
516	upside-down Hey Deze map	0		
517	Oprah's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	blue mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	smartaleck's kickback cookbook	0		Moxie Percent: +30
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	perfectly mixed watered-down papaya sling	2	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	dry yellow spray paint	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 42
531	special sauce glove of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	scandalous ladle of mystery	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
533	twirling Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	gray abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	tumbling dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	cyan rock-hard f3d0r4	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	extra-adjusted Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 51
541	therapeutic draggin' ball hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	aromatic dangerous 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	stale Trollhouse cookies	4	decent	
544	family-friendly talons of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
545	rotten diet spinning twirling Spam Witch sammich	1	crappy	
546	purple meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	squat 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	narrow 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	moldy mirror pr0n cocktail	4	crappy	
555	mirror foul-smelling drywall axe of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +10
556	baleful Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Spell Damage: +25
557	bad whiskey and cola	3	decent	
558	moldy big papaya taco	5	crappy	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	miniature adequate stalk of asparagus	2	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	skewed sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	drinkable Mad Train wine	3	good	
565	blinking rock-hard hobo gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
566	ghostly Fonzie's bum cheek	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	toothsome small purple Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	awesome	
569	rotten Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	crappy	
570	rotten special Chicken Sandwich	4	crappy	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 50
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	crappy	
572	delicious Children's Meal of the Damned	3	awesome	
573	yummy diet red spinning noodles	1	awesome	
574	snack-sized delicious upside-down noodles	2	awesome	
575	decent painful penne pasta	3	good	
576	spoiled ravioli della hippy	3	crappy	
577	yummy mirror pr0n m4nic0tti	4	awesome	
578	super-sized delicious special upside-down Hell ramen	5	awesome	Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 25
579	decent enchanted low-calorie shaking boring spaghetti	1	good	Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 45
580	ghostly sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	cyan Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	huge toothsome blurry fettucini Inconnu	8	awesome	
584	moldy enchanted gigantic ghostly spaghetti with Skullheads	6	crappy	Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 35
585	bland jumbo gnocchetti di Nietzsche	5	decent	
586	tumbling frosty lion tamer's ridiculously huge sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10
587	corrupted energized blue super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 65
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	special snack-sized normal cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 5
590	delicious cocoa eggshell fragment	4	awesome	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	shaking brawny amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Muscle Percent: +20
595	skewed scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	Jack Frost's titanium assault umbrella	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
597	supercharged Mohawk wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	blinking green sharpshooter's pants of the Slug Lord	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	auspicious censurious Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
601	blurry Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	huge upside-down Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	ghostly Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	shaking D	0		
612	cyan original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	flattened wobbly probability potion	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 68
615	fuchsia blurry chaos butterfly	0		
616	narrow jittery furry fur	0		
617	triple-irradiated triple-frozen irradiated pulsating yellow Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 33
618	boiled activated altered squat Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 40
619	squat nasty needle	0		Stench Damage: +5
620	extra-cold-filtered non-denatured thin candle	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 37
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	narrow NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	jittery Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	huge ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	eye of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
630	olive twirling photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	jittery Fonzie's furry pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	brawny disturbing fanfic	0		Muscle Percent: +20
633	knitted stylish wolf mask	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	maroon cool whip	0		
635	paper umbrella of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
636	meat globe	0		
637	twirling toaster	0		
638	tumbling hardy savvy asshat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	tasty squat abominable snowcone	4	awesome	
640	Ent cider	1	decent	
641	stale toast	4	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	mirror Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	normal fruitcake	3	good	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Crimbo sword of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	razor-sharp Crimbo hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	Crimbo pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	dog trainer's exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Experience (familiar): +1
652	quantum egg	0		
653	ghostly intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	skewed mirror star	0		
655	line	0		
656	wobbly star chart	0		
657	star sword of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
658	squat sinister star crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +10
659	stanky star staff	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
660	groovy star pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	shaking energetic star hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	stiffened star buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 1
663	blue bouncing narrow star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	bouncing wobbly Richard's star key	0		
666	blue shaking Newton's sage steaming evil of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
667	castle map	0		
668	spiked femur of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
669	low-calorie tasty ghuol guolash	1	awesome	
670	purple careful lihc face	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	zippy manspreader's grave robbing shovel	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +20
672	adequate thick cranberries	5	good	
673	bad extra-dry skewed shaking vodka and cranberry	5	decent	
674	tolerable special whiskey	4	good	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 5
675	olive curative skull of the Bonerdagon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	pulsating badass belt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	bad roll in the hay	3	decent	
680	artisanal huge slap and tickle	4	EPIC	
681	mediocre extra-dry ghostly spinning slip 'n' slide	5	decent	
682	perfectly mixed a sump'm sump'm	4	EPIC	
683	practically non-alcoholic aged horizontal tango	1	awesome	
684	lousy spinning upside-down pink pony	3	decent	
685	auspicious lion tamer's Tesla Mr. Shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
686	knuckles of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
687	boiled blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 12
688	baleful pixel hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	pixel pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	scandalous pixel sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	blue harem girl t-shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
694	prompt Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Adventures: +3
696	Oprah's frilly shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
697	fuchsia upside-down tumbling lion tamer's soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
698	wool loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +1
699	teal wool pirate shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +1
700	nippy filthy hippy poncho	0		Cold Damage: +10
701	stiffened floral print shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1
702	coconut bikini top of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
703	olive beefy goth kid t-shirt	0		Muscle: +10
704	narrow hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	blinking pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	lime green ring setting	0		
709	upside-down jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	hamethyst earring of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
712	family-friendly sharpshooter's hamethyst necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
713	mirror flame-retardant stylish hamethyst bracelet	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
714	twirling up-at-dawn greedy nippy hamethyst ring	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
715	supercool baconstone earring of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
716	MacGyver's groovy baconstone pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100
717	healthy cool baconstone bracelet	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
718	bouncing spinning rock-hard baconstone ring of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
719	twirling frosty porquoise eyebrow ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
720	yellow nasty beefy porquoise necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
721	shellacked boxer's porquoise bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
722	squat narrow chaotic hale smooth porquoise ring	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
723	decent thick Knoll mushroom	5	good	
724	spoiled tiny mushroom	1	crappy	
725	jittery one million meat pancakes	0		
726	fortified huge mirror shard	0		Damage Absorption: +60
727	upside-down hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	squat fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	electrified wicked makeshift SCUBA gear of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater
735	grievous easter egg balloon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	cyan stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	ghostly tambourine of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
741	maroon broken skull	0		
742	miniature flavorless blue Knoll shroomkabob	2	decent	
743	normal mushroom	3	good	
744	diffused super-alkaline hair spray	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 34
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	bouncing gourd potion	0		
749	stale enchanted warm mushroom	3	decent	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 35
750	huge moldy mushroom quesadilla	6	crappy	
751	spoiled spinning cool mushroom	3	crappy	
752	big adequate cool mushroom casserole	5	good	
753	fancy adequate miniature squat pointy mushroom	2	good	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 25
754	adequate cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	good	
755	immense normal mushroom	7	good	
756	diet stale mushroom	1	decent	
757	bland mushroom	4	decent	
758	flavorless low-calorie huge ghost cucumber	1	decent	
759	gray dill	0		
760	blinking vinegar	0		
761	red brine	0		
762	aged weak especially salty dog	2	awesome	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	snack-sized stale spectral pickle	2	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	liquefied double-unsweetened twirling cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 34
768	aromatic spork	0		Stench Resistance: +1
769	gray shaking extremely unsafe voodoo doll	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
770	greedy medical-grade basic meat fez	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	wobbly tassel	0		
772	friendly foon	0		Familiar Weight: +3
773	bouncing lightning-fast basic meat spork	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40
774	ghostly censurious fireproof basic meat foon	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	blue frosty kneecapping stick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
777	mansplainer's iron pasta spoon	0		Monster Level: +15
778	mirror beefy support cummerbund	0		Muscle: +10
779	yellow Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	activated pulsating mafia aria	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 63
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	lousy Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	tiny flavorless strawberry	1	decent	
787	boozy perfectly mixed blurry narrow bottle of rum	5	EPIC	
788	hand-crafted strawberry daiquiri	3	EPIC	
789	artisanal enchanted rum and cola	3	EPIC	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 30
790	drinkable grog	3	good	
791	Rosewater's Mafia bow tie of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	Golden Mr. Accessory of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only
793	frozen quadruple-irradiated oil of stability	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 69
794	moist anodized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 34
795	acceptable blinking Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	4	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	squat avaricious flame-retardant arcane researcher's cement shoes	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	drinkable huge rockin' wagon	3	good	
798	smooth special ocean motion	3	awesome	Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 25
799	practically non-alcoholic lousy special twirling fuzzbump	1	decent	Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 25
800	snack-sized adequate poutine	2	good	
801	moldy huge Knob stir-fry	7	crappy	
804	moldy Knoll stir-fry	3	crappy	
805	moldy small stir-fry	2	crappy	
806	bland asparagus stir-fry	4	decent	
807	delicious olive stir-fry	3	awesome	
808	moldy special gigantic Knob sausage stir-fry	9	crappy	Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 50
809	super-sized bland bat wing stir-fry	5	decent	
810	normal half-sized gray rat appendix stir-fry	2	good	
811	spoiled tofu stir-fry	3	crappy	
812	gigantic adequate upside-down pr0n stir-fry	8	good	
813	decent immense Knob shells	8	good	
814	flavorless spinning bätzle	3	decent	
815	stale ratini	3	decent	
816	normal fancy Knob stroganoff	3	good	Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 50
817	flavorless green menudo ravioli	3	decent	
818	blurry plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	skewed swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	spinning lime green smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	narrow effervescent potion	0		
825	narrow fizzy potion	0		
826	lime green dark potion	0		
827	lime green bouncing murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	tumbling anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	rotten big royal jelly	5	crappy	
831	small box	0		
832	mirror box	0		
833	blurry vorpal blade of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
834	blinking Sherlock's perfumed cornuthaum	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	aromatic ring of aggravate monster	0		Stench Resistance: +1
836	special huge stale mind flayer corpse	8	decent	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 15
837	delicious tumbling Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	purple hale Mafia stogie of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	fancy irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed lime green Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	6	EPIC	Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
840	studded Mafia violin case of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	tolerable triple-distilled green tomato daiquiri	8	good	
842	weak hand-crafted beertini	2	EPIC	
843	lousy high-proof salty slug	9	decent	
844	irresponsibly strong tolerable papaya slung	6	good	
845	occult MAHI fez	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	skewed pulsating heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	maroon balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	upside-down magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	jittery shaving cream	0		
867	triple-wet blinking olive pine tar	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 44
869	narrow forest tears	0		
870	beefy fetus-smashing club	0		Muscle: +10
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	lime green Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	wobbly resourceful studded crazy bastard sword of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
876	Sherlock's nasty Samson's incredibly dense meat gem	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
877	Da Vinci's Talisman of Baio	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
878	lime green coward's hypnodisk	0		Monster Level: -20
879	magnetized chilled frozen blue bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 68
880	pulsating shaking baleful disbelief suspenders	0		Spell Damage: +25
881	energetic supportive bra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
882	olive Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	squat maple syrup	1	decent	
884	inspector's los chinos	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	blinking axe of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
886	blurry leaflet	0		
887	gray leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	squat balaclava of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	bland balaclava baklava	4	decent	
891	pulsating cool Warehouse 23 bling	0		Moxie: +5
892	studded supercool boxer's bugbear-smiting sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80
893	smooth yellow lumbering jack	3	awesome	
894	red Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	twirling razor-sharp Ms. Accessory	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only
896	chaotic ruddy Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	shaking mirror Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	narrow espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	mirror 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	aged Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	Jim Carey's smooth school Mafia knickerbockers of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	ionized blinking Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 48
906	flattened pulsating ghostly Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 12
907	flattened gray Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 12
908	super-Vulcanized Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 14
909	flattened Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 46
910	adequate huge skewed dwarf bread	8	good	
911	diffused quadruple-enhanced Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 18
912	activated pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 62
913	corrupted adjusted alkaline mirror cyan shaking kobold	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 25
914	twirling hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	chilly friendly intergalactic pom poms	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	banded Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	lime green coward's Radio Free Pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	green skewed Radio Free Foil of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	delicious fancy radio button candy	3	awesome	Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 45
922	greasy severed rocking horse head	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
923	huge broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	jittery wobbly dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	diffused pickled huge Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 35
927	weak bad red Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
929	purple veiny arse-shooting crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +10
931	lousy spiced rum	3	decent	
932	aged eggnog	3	awesome	
933	diet normal candy cane	1	good	
934	small spoiled tumbling gingerbread bugbear	2	crappy	
935	imitation nice watch of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	plastic sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	blurry Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	red huge weightlifter's bowler	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	blue zippy Fonzie's bow staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	upside-down Usain Bolt's bowlegged pants	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewed skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	purple skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	perfectly mixed martini	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	aged practically non-alcoholic special grogtini	1	awesome	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2004-12"
950	bad cherry bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	wobbly extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	Temple Grandin's Fonzie's hockey mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	green spinning penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	fez of etymology of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	flavorless carob chunk noodles	3	decent	
957	half-sized rotten blinking jittery chorizo brownies	2	crappy	
958	flavorless chocolate and tomato pizza	3	decent	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	narrow silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	lime green velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	squat prompt coward's plastic seal clubber	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +3
964	stiffened plastic turtle tamer of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +20
965	therapeutic dangerous plastic pastamancer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
966	smelly veiny plastic sauceror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
967	ribald plastic disco bandit of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
968	spinning shellacked forbidden plastic accordion thief	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7
969	purple Jeselnik's plastic mosquito	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
970	narrow upside-down wobbly Oprah's plastic leprechaun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
971	chaotic plastic levitating potato	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
972	sage plastic angry goat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
973	hardy plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Maximum HP: +50
974	plastic fuzzy dice of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
975	bouncing Lo Pan's plastic pirate skeleton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
976	forbidden plastic barrrnacle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
977	ruddy plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
978	frightening plastic stab bat	0		Spooky Damage: +5
979	Sherlock's plastic grue	0		Item Drop: +25
980	dance instructor's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
981	sinister plastic ghuol whelp	0		Spell Damage: +10
982	Newton's plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
983	huge plastic cocoabo of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
984	plastic star starfish of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
985	tumbling plastic ghost pickle on a stick of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
986	lime green huge greedy plastic killer bee	0		Meat Drop: +20
987	red MacGyver's plastic Cheshire bat	0		Maximum MP: +100
988	plastic coffee pixie of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
989	boxer's plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
990	chaotic plastic hermit	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
991	pulsating sharpshooter's crafty plastic Boris of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
992	huge vibrating baleful plastic Jarlsberg of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
993	energetic razor-sharp Socratic plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20
994	padded plastic Susie	0		Damage Absorption: +20
995	stale Lucky Surprise Egg	3	decent	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	pulsating maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	occult Xlyinia's notebook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1003	soda water	0		
1004	high-proof artisanal enchanted bottle of tequila	6	EPIC	Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 30
1005	drinkable teal boxed wine	3	good	
1006	toothsome snack-sized cherry	2	awesome	
1007	huge lard-coated coconut shell	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	dangerous ice cubes	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1009	drinkable irresponsibly strong vodka martini	10	good	
1010	smooth twirling whiskey and soda	3	awesome	
1011	aged monkey wrench	3	awesome	
1012	mediocre tequila sunrise	3	decent	
1013	acceptable jittery margarita	4	good	
1014	tolerable strawberry wine	4	good	
1015	artisanal extra-dry blurry spinning wine spritzer	5	EPIC	
1016	artisanal tumbling perpendicular hula	3	EPIC	
1017	drinkable ducha de oro	3	good	
1018	aged calle de miel	3	awesome	
1019	bad dry vodka martini	4	decent	
1020	mediocre practically non-alcoholic old-fashioned	1	decent	
1021	mediocre pulsating tequila with training wheels	4	decent	
1022	delicious sangria	4	awesome	
1023	watered-down perfectly mixed vesper	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	delicious bodyslam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	extra-dry bad sangria del diablo	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	huge whip kit	0		
1028	jittery buckler buckle	0		
1029	blurry chilly hippo whip	0		Cold Damage: +5
1030	ghostly inspector's penguin whip	0		Item Drop: +15
1031	forbidden yak whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1032	gnauga hide whip of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	squat hardy hippo skin buckler	0		Maximum HP: +50
1035	shaking purple veiny penguin skin buckler	0		Maximum HP: +10
1036	pulsating rosy-cheeked yakskin buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1037	shellacked gnauga hide buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1038	flattened pressed twirling Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 34
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	acceptable beer	4	good	
1042	huge wobbly hardened string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1043	string of beads	0		Item Drop: +5
1044	purple steel-toed string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1045	gravedigger's plastic bottle opener	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1046	Newton's traffic cone of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	weak drinkable yellow N. O. Beer	2	good	
1048	dried oyster egg	1		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 50
1049	dehydrated wobbly oyster egg	1		
1050	dried maroon oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	twisted teal oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 10
1053	modified blinking mirror oyster egg	1		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 25
1054	altered blurry wobbly oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dried jittery puce oyster egg	1		
1057	denatured shaking puce oyster egg	1		
1058	dried wobbly cyan puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 40
1059	wobbly green puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	denatured mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	modified ghostly mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 30
1062	modified mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	mixed wobbly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 30
1065	denatured oyster egg	1		
1066	distilled oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	modified blurry ghostly olive oyster egg	1		
1069	modified squat oyster egg	1		
1070	denatured oyster egg	1		
1071	cyan plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	modified maroon off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	vaporized bouncing off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 20
1074	vaporized off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	mixed green oyster egg	1		
1077	powdered oyster egg	1		
1078	dehydrated shaking lime green oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	mirror emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	blurry spinning blinking clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	skewed skewed clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	huge shaking clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	narrow deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	lime green spinning clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	twirling stiffened clockwork hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	maroon stylish clockwork trench coat	0		Moxie: +25
1099	fortified clockwork pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	frosty gnauga hide chaps	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	ghostly false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	green clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	red clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	skewed clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	blurry clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	tumbling clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	teal clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	pulsating tasket	0		
1116	pulsating annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	prompt nasty Herculean Stupid University Diploma	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	cyan pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	ruddy halfberd	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1124	small glove	0		
1125	lime green Temple Grandin's forbidden glove of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25
1126	boxer's toothpick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
1127	skewed fuchsia Oprah's ninja sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	gravedigger's sequined fez	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	upside-down blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	fuchsia upside-down zippy star shirt	0		Initiative: +20
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	nitrogenated aerosolized eyeliner	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 29
1136	altered quantum lipstick	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 34
1137	nasty bicycle chain of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5
1138	upside-down mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	drinkable watered-down mushroom wine	2	good	
1140	artisanal practically non-alcoholic fancy icy mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 10
1141	lousy mushroom wine	4	decent	
1142	artisanal pointy mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1143	bad high-proof special flat mushroom wine	7	decent	Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 30
1144	special drinkable distilled cool mushroom wine	5	good	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 45
1145	hand-crafted weak knob mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1146	aged practically non-alcoholic knoll mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1147	artisanal mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1148	tolerable lime green shot of flower schnapps	4	good	
1149	miniature normal flower petal pie	2	good	
1150	drinkable green bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4	good	
1151	chilly boxer's discarded plastic fork	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	tasty Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4	awesome	
1154	dehydrated blue shaking Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 10
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	censurious wholeberd	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1158	galvanized modified bouncing fuchsia twirling Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 55
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	energetic irate sombrero	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	vacuum-sealed magnetized handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 40
1163	denatured bouncing marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 18
1164	tumbling poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	jittery maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	blinking asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	jittery chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	green potted fern	0		
1181	squat tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	twirling all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	olive ghostly long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	teal zmobie	0		
1193	squat Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	blurry blinking stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	ghostly Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	fancy normal miniature mugcake	2	good	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 5
1201	moldy urinal cake	3	crappy	
1202	toothsome diet spinning Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1	awesome	
1203	snack-sized stale personalized birthday cake	2	decent	
1204	fancy moldy three-tiered wedding cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 40
1205	bland babycakes	4	decent	
1206	flavorless velvet cake	4	decent	
1207	adequate half-sized congratulatory cake	2	good	
1208	adequate narrow gray angel-food cake	3	good	
1209	adequate squat devil's-food cake	4	good	
1210	half-sized moldy birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2	crappy	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	teal blinking heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	yellow anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	purple mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	blurry Mr. Balloon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1221	tumbling balloon	0		
1222	huge teal dog trainer's Mr. Eh?	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only
1224	steel shillelagh of chilblains of doom of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60
1225	gravedigger's steel skullcap of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	aromatic Sinatra's steel solitaire of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1227	crafty deadly steel scarf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
1228	ribald Jack Frost's arcane researcher's steel slacks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	wobbly reassuring deadly steel suspenders of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1230	flame-retardant chilly crafty pikestaff	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
1231	flame-wreathed frosty pith helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	Da Vinci's supercool pocketwatch of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
1233	foul-smelling Herculean savvy pinky ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
1234	reassuring ruddy pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	Sherlock's grievous pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	cyan nippy fortified hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	huge carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	huge toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	jittery Sinatra's Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1245	clever Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1246	twirling blurry flame-retardant Socratic rib of the Bonerdagon of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	huge educational Bonerdagon necklace of the blizzard of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1249	Boss Bat britches of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	family-friendly slick Boss Bat bling	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1251	flavorless immense Knob shroomkabob	10	decent	
1252	moldy lime green shroomkabob	4	crappy	
1253	purple pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	toothsome jumping bean burrito	3	awesome	
1255	massive spoiled jumping bean burrito	9	crappy	
1256	decent insanely jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1257	big adequate upside-down rat scrapple	5	good	
1258	cyan pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	Oprah's brawny traffic cone	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	dehydrated Hatorade	1		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 10
1262	nippy steel-toed grievous off-hand balloon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	shaking box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	decent immense gray gloomy mushroom	10	good	
1267	bouncing ghostly dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	red crafty magic lamp	0		Maximum MP: +10
1274	modified Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 50
1275	basic meat skirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	high-proof aged Otorian Battle Scar	8	awesome	
1277	pulsating hale basic meat kilt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	meat skirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	vibrating meat kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	lightning-fast penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	pulsating careful penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	bouncing wicked yakskin skirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	squat sharpshooter's yakskin kilt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	deadly hippopotamus skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	family-friendly hippopotamus kilt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	furry skirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	narrow tumbling furry kilt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	Sherlock's gnauga hide skirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	maroon gnauga hide kilt	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	ionized galvanized jittery cyan wind-up clock	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 40
1291	green executive Jekyllin hide belt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	ring of adornment of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1294	twirling squat scorching experienced ring of increase damage	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25
1295	baleful ring of gain strength	0		Spell Damage: +25
1296	Samson's ring of resistance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1297	shaking knitted ring of fire resistance	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1298	ring of conflict of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1299	twirling medical-grade pirate hook	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1300	stylish monster bait	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
1301	moist huge deodorant	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 16
1302	adjusted reodorant	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 67
1303	spinning Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	auspicious traffic cone of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	shaking funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	squat pulsating comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	twirling wizardly Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
1313	forbidden Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
1314	scorching Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	Usain Bolt's rose-colored glasses	0		Initiative: +80
1316	narrow facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	snack-sized normal questionable taco	2	good	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	gray petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	time helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	jittery groovy time trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	squat smelly time sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	upside-down upside-down slick Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	nasty Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Stench Damage: +5
1328	wool Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Dyspepsi-Cola shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1330	squat Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	forbidden Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	jittery Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
1342	ghostly picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	double-dry Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 17
1345	modified wet spinning twirling Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	vacuum-sealed colloidal Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 68
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	green empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	bouncing pinky ring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1352	delicious tumbling redrum	4	awesome	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	bouncing pile of pebbles	0		
1355	moldy bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	artisanal practically non-alcoholic upside-down Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1	EPIC	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	huge ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	olive medical-grade disembodied smile	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1362	huge sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	flavorless diet enchanted spinning tofurkey leg	1	decent	Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 50
1366	stale tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
1367	half-sized flavorless fancy herbal stuffing	2	decent	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 40
1368	decent snack-sized can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	good	
1369	massive delicious upside-down yams	7	awesome	
1370	greasy rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1371	perfumed gingham blouse	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1372	tumbling souvenir ski t-shirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	skewed mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	medical-grade plastic Crimbo wreath	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	baleful plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	aromatic plastic Crimbo elf	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	blurry weightlifter's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	mirror clever plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	yellow jittery aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	moist chocolate	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	skewed googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	blinking felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	gray huge top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	tumbling jittery kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	mirror pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	huge doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	teal Newton's duck-on-a-string of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	toy train of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	strapping marionette	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	twirling blurry sock monkey of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	healthy rag doll	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	wool can of fake snow	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	wobbly studded colored-light "necklace"	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	avaricious tree skirt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	decent tumbling wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	spoiled small blurry bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	decent miniature tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	wizardly Unionize The Elves sign	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	huge blurry sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	maroon wobbly Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	chilled spinning snowcone	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	alkaline cyan snowcone	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	double-pickled extra-boiled quadruple-flattened skewed jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	denatured concentrated tumbling tumbling snowcone	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	wet improved snowcone	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	enhanced non-boiled snowcone	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	jittery Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	ghostly razor-sharp traffic cone of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	blinking iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	wobbly grievous ice sickle of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	hardy ice baby	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	skewed shaking ice pick	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	spinning horrifying Van der Graaf ice skates	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	tiny bland grue egg omelette	1	decent	
1429	teal roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	bouncing pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	flavorless small mushroom	2	decent	
1433	mirror olive fruit bowl	0		
1434	skewed fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	spinning useless powder	0		
1438	dry double-liquefied triple-tarnished twirling twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 67
1439	galvanized blurry hot powder	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf™", Effect Duration: 37
1440	cold-filtered powder	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 29
1441	denatured colloidal twirling powder	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 12
1442	non-energized diffused stench powder	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 37
1443	enhanced galvanized sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 64
1444	quadruple-ionized galvanized modified twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 13
1445	liquefied yellow hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 29
1446	altered unsweetened pulsating mirror nuggets	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 17
1447	nitrogenated fuchsia nuggets	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 56
1448	activated ionized stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 26
1449	double-polarized sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 45
1450	altered wobbly twinkly wad	1		
1451	mixed hot wad	1		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 25
1452	dehydrated tumbling wad	1		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 45
1453	compressed skewed wad	1		
1454	mixed stench wad	1		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 50
1455	pickled sleaze wad	1		
1456	ghostly double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	bland Valentine's Day cake	3	decent	
1459	wobbly arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	cyan velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	twirling ghostly ghostly eye of newt	0		
1463	olive salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	tumbling bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	narrow lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	maroon automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	gray goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	jittery salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	twirling football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	ghostly chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	lime green paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	pulsating alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	forbidden rabbit's foot of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60
1486	jittery massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	blinking hang glider	0		
1488	narrow March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	cyan dormouse	0		
1490	cool weightlifter's chopsticks	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5
1491	rice bowl of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1492	weightlifter's ninja mop	0		Muscle: +15
1493	resourceful hardened ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +50
1494	unsweetened cold-filtered sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	ghostly upside-down aromatic traffic cone of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	smooth gloomy mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1497	bad mushroom wine	4	decent	
1498	spinning McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	squat huge whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	Vulcanized shaking explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	maroon rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	nitrogenated aerosolized mirror snowcone	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	red ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	delicious bouncing blurry calle de miel with a fly in it	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	acceptable rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	smooth huge perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed slap and tickle with a fly in it	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	tumbling upside-down bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	savvy fake hand	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	dried wobbly Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	altered pulsating Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	vaporized Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	compressed tumbling Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	mirror vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	cyan reassuring Radio KoL Coffee Mug of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	narrow wizardly Radio Free Jersey of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Food Drop: +100
1523	lime green bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	wobbly blinking joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	tumbling pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	gray smelly energetic corkscrew	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	jittery St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	razor-sharp grass skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	Jim Carey's grass hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	grass blade of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	jittery homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	blurry weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	huge vibrating sparkly engagement ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
1539	blurry Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	teal pulsating therapeutic Grimacite goggles of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	skewed supercharged forbidden Grimacite glaive	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	lion tamer's Jim Carey's Grimacite greaves	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	olive wobbly Oprah's Grimacite garter of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	ghostly Herculean Grimacite galoshes of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	asbestos-lined Grimacite gorget of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	purple upside-down gravedigger's Grimacite guayabera	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	Usain Bolt's manspreader's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +80
1548	tumbling spinning careful quilted Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10
1549	MSG	0		
1550	cool second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
1551	hand-crafted bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	drinkable gray bottle of Definit	3	good	
1553	hand-crafted bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	EPIC	
1554	delicious bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	awesome	
1555	artisanal bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	EPIC	
1556	practically non-alcoholic mediocre blinking boxed champagne	1	decent	
1557	rotten mirror squat kumquat	3	crappy	
1558	snack-sized yummy huge tangerine	2	awesome	
1559	mirror mirror spinning tonic water	0		
1560	moldy mirror teal cocktail onion	4	crappy	
1561	decent teal twirling raspberry	3	good	
1562	flavorless kiwi	3	decent	
1563	artisanal whiskey bittersweet	3	EPIC	
1564	acceptable blurry mimosette	4	good	
1565	acceptable enchanted spinning blinking tequila sunset	3	good	Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 45
1566	mediocre zmobie	4	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	lousy gin and tonic	4	decent	
1568	high-proof tolerable vodka and tonic	6	good	
1569	special acceptable practically non-alcoholic wobbly vodka gibson	1	good	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 10
1570	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic jittery gibson	1	super EPIC	
1571	extra-dry lousy parisian cathouse	5	decent	
1572	lousy high-proof rabbit punch	10	decent	
1573	mediocre bouncing jittery caipifruta	3	decent	
1574	bad teqiwila	4	decent	
1575	artisanal Divine	3	EPIC	
1576	aged high-proof tumbling Gordon Bennett	8	awesome	
1577	extra-dry hand-crafted ghostly tangarita	5	EPIC	
1578	bad mandarina colada	3	decent	
1579	acceptable watered-down gimlet	2	good	
1580	acceptable extra-dry brick road	5	good	
1581	smooth practically non-alcoholic vodka stratocaster	1	awesome	
1582	weak acceptable Neuromancer	2	good	
1583	perfectly mixed watered-down prussian cathouse	2	super ultra EPIC	
1584	acceptable spinning Mae West	4	good	
1585	practically non-alcoholic artisanal mirror Mon Tiki	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1586	bad ghostly teqiwila slammer	3	decent	
1587	stale Knob lo mein	4	decent	
1588	fancy jumbo decent asparagus lo mein	5	good	Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 10
1589	spoiled Knoll lo mein	4	crappy	
1590	diet yummy lo mein	1	awesome	
1591	adequate snack-sized olive lo mein	2	good	
1592	half-sized moldy hot hi mein	2	crappy	
1593	delicious hi mein	3	awesome	
1594	half-sized spoiled hi mein	2	crappy	
1595	bite-sized toothsome olive hi mein	1	awesome	
1596	moldy small narrow sleazy hi mein	2	crappy	
1597	twirling Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	lightning-fast Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	mirror upside-down jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	triple-distilled special delicious tangarita with a fly in it	10	awesome	Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 5
1601	aged weak mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1602	watered-down tolerable prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	good	
1603	hand-crafted extra-dry Mae West with a fly in it	5	EPIC	
1604	mixed shaking astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	modified ultimate wad	1		
1607	oxidized oxidized deionized squat skewed libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 49
1608	tarnished narrow eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 36
1609	double-quantum perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 19
1610	polymerized oxidized eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 41
1611	ionized skewed potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 59
1612	cold-filtered tarnished tumbling concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 22
1613	upside-down coffin lid of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1614	fuchsia mirror jittery satin shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1615	Fonzie's Cerebral Cloche	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	skewed squat Temple Grandin's Cerebral Culottes	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	rosewater-soaked nasty Cerebral Crossbow of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	ghostly munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	pulsating homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	skewed astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	Vulcanized colloidal nitrogenated astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	improved improved galvanized teal blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	non-dry polymerized squat green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	cold-filtered orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	ionized purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	dry unsweetened pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	raspberry beret of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	pixel shield of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1631	teal beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	perfectly mixed watered-down around the world	2	EPIC	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	enhanced flattened non-cold-filtered gray twirling jittery lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 29
1638	electrified super-dry purple lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 57
1639	super-boiled enhanced teal lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 65
1640	frozen twirling cyan lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 15
1641	nitrogenated polarized liquefied lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 62
1642	watered-down bad Grimacite Bock	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	yummy snack-sized wedge of gray cheese	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	skewed and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	shaking stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	flavorless red spinning foie gras	4	decent	
1652	energized tarnished bouncing candy brain	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	red perfumed sinister jewel-eyed wizard hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	prompt wad of Crovacite of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3
1655	crafty collar of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
1656	fuchsia White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	jittery Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	bouncing Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1662	wool Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1663	narrow Radio KoL Flashlight of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1664	ghostly upside-down lion tamer's Radio KoL Maracas	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1665	boxer's Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1666	pulsating Fonzie's Radio KoL Patch	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1667	lime green Van der Graaf Cat-Herding Prod	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1668	purple Oprah's star boomerang	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1669	star stiletto of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	nasty frosty grave robbing shovel	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
1674	twirling Temple Grandin's superhero mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	yellow bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	shaking huge pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	MacGyver's Newton's sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +100
1680	gray pulsating deadly staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
1681	spinning knitted Herculean bubblewrap sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +3
1682	tumbling bubblewrap staff of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
1683	executive brawny bubblewrap crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1684	cyan blinking sizzling styrofoam sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10
1685	perfumed styrofoam staff of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
1686	shaking occult styrofoam crossbow of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	Sinatra's crossbow of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
1689	ghostly ribbon of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	banded quilted discarded bottlecap	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	razor-sharp discarded torn-up glove of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	polymerized corrupted energized salamander slurry	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 24
1693	adjusted wobbly jittery eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 26
1694	quadruple-modified Frogade	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 32
1695	double-adjusted flattened papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 62
1696	normal fuchsia royal jelly taco	4	good	
1697	toothsome tumbling tofu taco	4	awesome	
1698	rotten small jumping bean taco	2	crappy	
1699	flavorless squat catgut taco	4	decent	
1700	snack-sized moldy goat cheese taco	2	crappy	
1701	spoiled teal pr0n taco	3	crappy	
1702	magnetized tarnished shaking alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 54
1703	mirror Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	blinking shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	huge knitted savvy sword of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3
1707	scorching Jack Frost's therapeutic flypaper staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1708	double-paned knitted resourceful grease gun	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: 8
1709	smartaleck's smooth sword of static of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3
1710	Van der Graaf arcane researcher's wiffle-flail of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1711	lard-coated rock-hard bubble bauble bow of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
1712	sinister wicked dance instructor's Frost™ brand sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: 15
1713	wool crafty squeaky staff	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
1714	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's can cannon of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
1715	scandalous starchy sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1716	starchy staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1717	wobbly up-at-dawn starchy crossbow	0		Adventures: +5
1718	aromatic hardy pestoblade	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
1719	mirror twirling chilly medical-grade poutine pole	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1720	flame-retardant curdflinger of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
1721	toasty muculent machete of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +5
1722	skewed beefcake's glistening staff of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -25
1723	greedy therapeutic repeating crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	twirling upside-down Sherlock's dense meat sword	0		Item Drop: +25
1729	dense meat staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1730	yellow dense meat crossbow of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1731	tumbling family-friendly chilly Spirit Precipice of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: 6
1732	mansplainer's Herculean sage smoldering staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +15
1733	upside-down electrified medical-grade brainy hot cross bow	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1734	cyan lard-coated sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
1735	smartaleck's cool meatspout staff of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1736	upside-down executive chaotic carob cannon of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40
1737	upside-down scorching Temple Grandin's Samson's shuddersword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25
1738	careful Tesla hairy staff of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1739	projectile icemaker of the dark arts of Gandalf of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
1740	twirling energetic thinker's buffalo blade of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1741	coward's groovy cheesestick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
1742	narrow jittery supercool potato pistol of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20
1743	Jim Carey's savory sword	0		Monster Level: +25
1744	mirror arcane researcher's savory staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1745	jittery aromatic savory crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1746	hardy padded personal trainer's Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50
1747	tumbling perfumed arcane researcher's soylent staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5
1748	electrified goulauncher of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1749	blurry defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	reassuring Gnollish pie server	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1751	blinking upside-down dog trainer's Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1752	squat Van der Graaf Knob Goblin spatula	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1753	blurry miser's jack flapper	0		Meat Drop: +10
1754	Tesla filthy pestle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1755	frightening Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1756	healthy huge spoon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1757	shaking Jeselnik's pizza cutter	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1758	blinking studded star spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1759	steel-toed savvy foon of fulmination	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
1760	squat Jim Carey's foon of frigidity of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25
1761	green experienced foon of foulness of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1762	quilted sinister foon of fearfulness	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40
1763	bouncing foon of fleshiness of bravery of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100
1764	bouncing Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	upside-down teal Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	shaking pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	miniature rotten huge shaking fricasseed brains	2	crappy	
1770	diet toothsome mirror brains casserole	1	awesome	
1771	spinning butcherknife of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1772	greedy corn holder	0		Meat Drop: +20
1773	bouncing vibrating eggbeater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1774	delicious weak bottle of popskull	2	awesome	
1775	bouncing wicked dishrag	0		Spell Damage: +5
1776	yummy stale baguette	3	awesome	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	normal yellow dinner	3	good	
1779	red groovy katana	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Synergetic
1780	healthy ram stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1781	brainy enchantlers	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	Sherlock's ram-battering staff of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
1783	bland maroon crazy Turkish delight	3	decent	
1784	mansplainer's quilted Snow Queen Crown	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	electrified wicked stylish ga-ga radio	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1786	ghostly six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	nitrogenated gray bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 37
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed olive Ram's Face Lager	4	EPIC	
1791	narrow fuchsia mirror ram horns	0		
1792	wobbly prompt sizzling lion tamer's Travoltan trousers	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	greasy beefy pool cue	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1794	anodized oxidized maroon handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 69
1795	cyan executive Counterclockwise Watch	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	jittery animal skull	0		
1800	spinning spinning animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	wobbly first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	squat blinking fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	upside-down fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	wobbly seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	huge gray first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	skewed fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	lime green sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	ghostly blurry seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	twirling first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	blue sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	spinning sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	narrow second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	huge huge third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	jittery fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	wobbly fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	tumbling seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	narrow tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	blue blurry left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	shaking left fourth rib	0		
1843	pulsating spinning left fifth rib	0		
1844	red left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	bouncing left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	skewed narrow left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	spinning right first rib	0		
1852	jittery blue right second rib	0		
1853	mirror right third rib	0		
1854	lime green right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	pulsating right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	cyan right eighth rib	0		
1859	olive right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	skewed spinning right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	cyan left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	blurry right clavicle	0		
1868	mirror left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	ghostly right radius	0		
1872	narrow left ulna	0		
1873	bouncing blinking right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	squat left tibia	0		
1877	jittery purple right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	upside-down right fibula	0		
1880	skewed left kneecap	0		
1881	ghostly skewed right kneecap	0		
1882	blurry left first front claw	0		
1883	pulsating left second front claw	0		
1884	blurry jittery left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	upside-down squat blue pulsating right third front claw	0		
1889	shaking right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	blurry left first rear claw	0		
1893	pulsating left second rear claw	0		
1894	bouncing left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	blurry blinking right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	spinning olive right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	twirling chilly 1-ball	0		Cold Damage: +5
1901	twirling up-at-dawn friendly 2-ball	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5
1902	tumbling Newton's stylish 3-ball	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1903	flame-retardant greasy 4-ball	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1904	wool toasty 5-ball	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
1905	cool 6-ball of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +100
1906	narrow cyan vibrating 7-ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1907	bouncing fuchsia 8-ball	0		
1910	careful extremely unsafe Rosewater's clockwork sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10
1911	mansplainer's forbidden experienced clockwork staff	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15
1912	greedy wool clockwork crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	ghostly bouncing teal clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	teal upside-down English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	shaking maroon bouncing bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	blurry wakizashi of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	blue roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	cyan tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	skewed jittery tumbling KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	gray scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	Jim Carey's greaves	0		Monster Level: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	mirror fireproof helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	pulsating mansplainer's spear of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Breakable
1932	bouncing knitted shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Breakable
1933	quilted pitchfork	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1934	jittery jittery asbestos-lined broken sword	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1935	ghostly shaking studded snarling wolf shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Synergetic
1936	blue lupine sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Synergetic
1937	olive brainy snake shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Synergetic
1938	tumbling gravedigger's serpentine sword	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	friendly 9-ball of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1941	teal crafty vibrating seal pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	turtle brooch of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	gravedigger's noodle ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	sharpshooter's saucepan earring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	experienced savvy disco ball pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	ribald coward's accordion pin	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	Lo Pan's worn tophat of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	lard-coated flame-wreathed tap shoes	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1949	adequate enchanted thick wobbly Manetwich	5	good	Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30
1950	tumbling bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bottle of Pinot Renoir	1	decent	
1952	moldy enchanted bouncing desiccated apricot	3	crappy	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 30
1953	tolerable weak flute of flat champagne	2	good	
1954	normal dehydrated caviar	4	good	
1955	huge styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	mediocre watered-down spinning snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2	decent	
1957	squat quill pen	0		
1958	narrow inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	altered Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 26
1963	dance card	0		
1964	cyan rosewater-soaked opera mask	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	avaricious Van der Graaf Amulet of Yendor	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	spinning bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	Usain Bolt's executive shrimp fork	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80
1973	shaking half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	tumbling baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	mirror gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	maroon sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	blurry scary death orb	0		
1986	shaking mind flayer	0		
1987	pulsating undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	skewed rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	olive rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	wobbly left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	blinking stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	pulsating Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	wobbly The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	lime green pulsating skewed Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	jittery tumbling Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	twirling Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	squat Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	maroon club necklace	0		
2019	narrow pulsating cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	flavorless cherry pie	3	decent	
2021	decent bite-sized strawberry pie	1	good	
2022	small tasty lemon meringue pie	2	awesome	
2023	gray Genalen™ Bottle	1	EPIC	
2024	normal shaking mixed wildflower greens	4	good	
2025	rotten immense handful of walnuts	6	crappy	
2026	decent nutty organic salad	3	good	
2027	toothsome super salad	4	awesome	
2028	moldy half-sized tofu wonton	2	crappy	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	purple savvy weightlifter's Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2031	lime green didgeridooka of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2032	red hale bullet-proof corduroys of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	fireproof round sunglasses	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2034	Newton's wicker shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	frozen activated radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 38
2037	ionized electrified ghostly wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 48
2038	enhanced ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 49
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	wobbly twirling ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	skewed your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	stale brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	decent	
2046	big rotten shaking frat brats	5	crappy	
2047	normal diet knob ka-bobs	1	good	
2049	practically non-alcoholic smooth maroon jittery can of Swiller	1	awesome	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	shaking bouncing sunken eyes	0		
2052	shaking reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	purple mirror bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	ghostly market map	0		
2055	mirror snake skin	0		
2056	colloidal corrupted electrified narrow adder bladder	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 24
2057	yellow pension check	0		
2058	olive picnic basket	0		
2059	polarized concentrated pressed ghostly Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 17
2060	teal shaking flame-retardant sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
2061	lard-coated helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	ghostly ribald shield of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
2063	miniature flavorless blackberry	2	decent	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	cyan skewed PADL Phone	0		
2066	blinking beefy kick-ass kicks of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	ribald beer helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	mirror aromatic distressed denim pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	perforated battle paddle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2072	lion tamer's Lo Pan's flashing novelty button	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
2073	thinker's glowstick of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	coward's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Monster Level: -20
2075	skewed Sherlock's spandex anniversary shorts	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	smartaleck's jar of anniversary jam	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2077	shellacked bucket of anniversary lard	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2078	teal anniversary concrete fedora of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	olive experienced beefy makeshift turban	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	makeshift cape of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2081	yellow spinning Samson's makeshift skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	green can of starch	0		
2085	dehydrated squat bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	compressed bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	twisted gray tube of hair oil	1		
2088	quantum mirror Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 14
2089	wobbly wobbly Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	tumbling greedy frightening MacGyver's Sinatra's pilgrim shield of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	huge olive hand mirror	0		
2093	bouncing wholesome hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2094	adequate low-calorie ballroom blintz	1	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	mixed lime green mirror pulsating guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	maroon coward's 17-ball	0		Monster Level: -20
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	twirling bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	jittery spinning coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	purple blurry non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	huge stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	blurry tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	prompt wheel	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	twirling yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	blurry flame-wreathed prehistoric spear	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	supercharged veiny fire	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	censurious Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2121	stanky ASCII shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2122	inspector's Temple Grandin's safety vest	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15
2123	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2125	forbidden Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2126	inspector's Newton's bronze breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +15
2127	frosty hat hacker T-shirt of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	personal trainer's killer rag doll	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	shaking blinking tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	rosewater-soaked incredibly marionette	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	yellow mad scientist's sock monkey of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	tumbling Herculean wizardly vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	boxer's toy crazy train	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	maroon toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	spinning felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	narrow evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	spinning stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	huge evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	rotten miniature frank	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	diet yummy blinking plate of franks and beans	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	drinkable shot of blackberry schnapps	3	good	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	blurry pulsating cyan ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	red logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	yellow high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	jittery bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	huge ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	manspreader's curative toy ray gun	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	bouncing banded cool toy space helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	yellow MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	crafty astronaut pants of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	spinning toy jet pack of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	squat ghostly triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	pulsating cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	red rough stone sphere	0		
2178	sizzling obsidian dagger	0		Hot Damage: +10
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	twirling mirror amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	ghostly Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	fireproof Kiss the Knob apron	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	red skewed lit birthday cake	0		
2188	blinking flask of peppermint oil	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	drinkable flask of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	normal gray candy stake	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	perfectly mixed eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	bland snack-sized blinking unspeakable fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	huge stale huge gingerbread horror	9	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	deionized blue but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	half-sized delicious bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	stale skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	adequate ghostly lime green tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	plastic gift-wrapping vampire of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	deadly plastic yuletide troll	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	plastic skeletal reindeer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	narrow plastic Crimboween pentagram of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	frightening plastic Scream Queen	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	blinking time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Crimbo tiki necklace of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	mirror greedy rock-hard bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	ghostly Crimbo ukulele of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	vibrating smooth Tiki lighter	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	stanky beefcake's deck of tropical cards	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	knitted experienced tropical paperweight	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	shaking tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	Tropical Crimbo Hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	family-friendly Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	spoiled bouncing super ka-bob	4	crappy	
2218	stale beer basted brat	3	decent	
2219	avaricious Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	polymerized and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	ghostly fireproof vibrating liar's pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	purple greedy Fonzie's juggler's balls	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	huge arcane researcher's pink shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	pulsating toasty evil eyeball pendant of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	dry quantum arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	magnetized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	double-warmed maroon toad horn	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	ghostly icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	lime green mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bouncing Jeselnik's bow tie	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Clowniness: 75
2234	lightning-fast calavera concertina	0		Initiative: +40, Song Duration: 7
2235	scorching sharpshooter's ratarang	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25
2236	activated spinning red turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 46
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	sharpshooter's pygmy nose-bone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2239	personal trainer's boxer's bad voodoo mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	Socratic pygmy spear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2242	double-tarnished bouncing ghostly wobbly pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 52
2243	skewed greasy wizardly headhunter necktie	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2244	medical-grade Rosewater's pointed stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2245	Socratic knobby helmet turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	careful knobby kneepads	0		Monster Level: -10
2247	sewer turtle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2248	smooth sebaceous shield of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Adventures: +7
2249	Jim Carey's skeletortoise	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	blinking rosewater-soaked box turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2252	bouncing rosewater-soaked box turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2253	therapeutic savvy bottlecap turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2254	Tesla padded Da Vinci's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	family-friendly furry turtle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2257	huge mansplainer's rock-hard reinforced furry underpants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15
2258	huge "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	upside-down shaking photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	wobbly hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	decent skewed stunt nuts	3	good	
2265	immense adequate lime green wet stew	9	good	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	spinning lime green Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2269	bite-sized normal sausage wonton	1	good	
2270	foul-smelling wholesome belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2271	drinkable high-proof bottle of Merlot	10	good	
2272	watered-down smooth bottle of Port	2	awesome	
2273	perfectly mixed bottle of Pinot Noir	3	EPIC	
2274	hand-crafted bottle of Zinfandel	3	EPIC	
2275	mediocre watered-down bottle of Marsala	2	decent	
2276	artisanal pulsating bottle of Muscat	4	EPIC	
2277	lime green Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	blinking book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	blue mirror Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	bouncing Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	ghostly ruddy seal-skull helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	skewed Eye of Ed	0		
2287	pulsating wool forbidden glowstick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	red paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wobbly wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	jittery pulsating marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	shaking vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	wobbly boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	blinking fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	tumbling Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	irradiated double-pickled tumbling candy heart	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	energized pink candy heart	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	wet triple-oxidized Vulcanized huge candy heart	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	triple-polymerized concentrated candy heart	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	energized oxidized double-chilled cyan candy heart	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	polarized liquefied dry twirling shaking candy heart	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	squat pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	teal squat Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	Vulcanized can of paint	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 40
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	enchanted spoiled blinking Better Than Cuddling Cake	4	crappy	Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 45
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	upside-down upside-down rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	upside-down hardened arcane researcher's pipe	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 3
2337	reinforced beaded headband of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	flavorless shaking pudding	4	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	artisanal Blackfly Chardonnay	3	EPIC	
2340	hand-crafted & tan	3	EPIC	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	decent gigantic upside-down forest cake	7	good	
2343	normal lime green forest ham	4	good	
2344	wet tumbling filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 35
2345	liquefied magnetized huge filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 47
2346	flattened deionized filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 20
2347	squat heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	olive gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	steel-toed fire poi of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2354	fuchsia communications windchimes	0		
2355	super-magnetized enhanced henna face paint	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 17
2356	altered warmed aerosolized pulsating tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 35
2357	lime green occult cool Gaia beads	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2358	narrow pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	chaotic resourceful hippy medical kit	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2362	teal smooth Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20
2363	mirror zippy longhaired hippy wig of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	Jim Carey's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Monster Level: +25
2365	vibrating C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2366	huge friendly peel hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	lion tamer's friendly flowing hippy skirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	twirling smoke bomb	0		
2372	wobbly bunch of bananas	0		
2373	normal enchanted banana	3	good	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 30
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	massive tasty mirror banana cream pie	6	awesome	
2376	perfectly mixed banana daiquiri	3	EPIC	
2377	irresponsibly strong smooth bungle in the jungle	9	awesome	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	corrupted galvanized banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 13
2380	upside-down dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	blinking wobbly woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	tumbling class ring	0		
2383	squat spinning class ring	0		
2384	tumbling class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	ghostly greasy keg shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2387	twirling stanky finger	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2388	lion tamer's brainy war tongs	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +2
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	ribald asbestos apron	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2391	olive beaten-up Chucks of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2392	wicked natty ascot	0		Spell Damage: +5
2393	greasy wreath of laurels of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	clever supercharged Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	upside-down blurry weightlifter's tube sock	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	energy drink IV of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2399	stanky Elmley shades of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2400	bouncing molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	supercharged beer bong of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	ghostly jam band flyers	0		
2405	narrow ghostly rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	narrow pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	green rag	0		
2411	olive broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	narrow triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	huge frightening bounty-hunting helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	horrifying bounty-hunting rifle	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2418	twirling frightening bounty-hunting pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	adjusted yellow bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 64
2420	dry teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 36
2421	alkaline pressed warmed blurry bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 50
2422	colloidal narrow irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 56
2423	dry cold-filtered Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 61
2424	polarized ghostly cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 48
2425	Vulcanized can of spinach	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 16
2426	aerosolized concentrated fire flower	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 55
2427	oxidized freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
2428	pickled liquefied fake blood	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 37
2429	galvanized diffused huge Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 59
2430	boiled ionized ghostly bag of lard	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 18
2431	nitrogenated bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 32
2432	warmed enhanced SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 46
2433	activated frozen ghostly bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 24
2434	liquefied pulsating eyedrops	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 62
2435	anodized moist blinking Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 18
2436	adjusted activated donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 23
2437	spinning New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	skewed poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	jittery unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	frosty supercool pink glowstick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	lousy Supernova Champagne	4	decent	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	purple bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	twirling green empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	goatskin umbrella of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2452	horrifying wool hat of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	dog trainer's belt of temperance	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2455	blue bar whip of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2456	cyan stylish barskin buckler	0		Moxie: +25
2457	whip of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2458	Herculean barskin loincloth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	tighty whiteys of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	wobbly wicked yak toupee	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	spinning ghostly maroon odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	spinning jittery Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	adequate jumbo bowl of Bounty-Os	5	good	
2465	bad fortified wobbly upside-down Oreille Divisée brandy	5	decent	
2466	ghostly upside-down pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	blinking spinning suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	spinning bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	twirling olive stardust	0		
2472	skewed jittery wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	ghostly knitted clown wig of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	clownskin belt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Clowniness: 50
2477	twirling clownskin buckler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Clowniness: 50
2478	weightlifter's clown whip	0		Muscle: +15, Clowniness: 50
2479	bouncing demon skin	0		
2480	strapping demon-horned hat	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	upside-down chilly demon buckler	0		Cold Damage: +5
2482	shaking clever demon whip of the wise owl of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20
2483	healthy barskin cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2484	green Oprah's beefcake's snakeskin duster	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2485	Da Vinci's clownskin harness of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2486	Newton's demonskin jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +100
2487	jittery smelly hipposkin poncho	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2488	green twirling groovy yak anorak	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2489	grievous tuxedo shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2490	crafty Samson's gnauga hide vest	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	squat tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	chilly hale Necrotelicomnicon	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5
2495	padded Samson's Cookbook of the Damned	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +20
2496	lightning-fast Sinful Desires of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	skewed molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	blurry molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	twirling Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	lime green beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2509	blinking peace-sign necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2510	twirling sizzling round sunglasses of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	tumbling Temple Grandin's Socratic spark plug earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +7
2514	quilted woven baling wire bracelets of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +50
2515	blinking foul-smelling ruddy gearbox necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10
2516	wrench bracelet of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
2517	Jack Frost's fortified chain necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2518	huge MacGyver's sawblade shield	0		Maximum MP: +100
2519	hand-crafted McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	EPIC	
2520	weak enchanted delicious melted Jell-o shot	2	awesome	Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 35
2521	perfectly mixed cruelty-free wine	3	EPIC	
2522	mediocre spirit-forward thistle wine	5	decent	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	tasty fish	4	awesome	
2526	fancy small flavorless fish casserole	2	decent	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 25
2527	adequate fish lasagna	3	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	yummy gnatloaf	3	awesome	
2530	stale snack-sized gnatloaf casserole	2	decent	
2531	spoiled gnat lasagna	4	crappy	
2532	blue pork	0		
2533	tiny flavorless pork chop sandwiches	1	decent	
2534	moldy tiny pork casserole	1	crappy	
2535	tasty pork lasagna	3	awesome	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	green organs	0		
2539	Socratic Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	tarnished flattened lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	non-ionized corrupted squat tin magnolia	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	concentrated frozen chilled begpwnia	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	triple-flattened denatured tumbling upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	extra-polarized corrupted jittery tumbling half-orchid	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	upside-down sizzling stiffened tin star	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	bouncing maroon perfumed wool outrageous sombrero	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	blurry brawny stylish "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	shaking Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	twirling twirling turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	dog trainer's beefcake's Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	twirling sharpshooter's shellacked Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	grievous Chelonian Morningstar of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	avaricious personal trainer's Hammer of Smiting	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	slick 17-alarm Saucepan of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	blurry prompt supercool Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	teal bonesaw	0		
2564	blue plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	red Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	aerosolized nitrogenated triple-liquefied ant agonist	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 28
2570	olive ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	upside-down ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	red bronzed locust	0		
2576	maroon honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	asbestos-lined cactus quill of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
2578	fireproof lard-coated Staff of the Short Order Cook of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Hot Resistance: +3
2579	moldy super-sized cactus fruit	5	crappy	
2580	ribald Jim Carey's scorpion whip	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	adequate narrow centipede eggs	3	good	
2584	shaking supercharged wonderwall shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2585	frosty Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2586	bouncing General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2587	lime green savvy Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2588	tumbling Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2589	bland hot date	3	decent	
2590	lousy irresponsibly strong distilled fortified wine	8	decent	
2591	tiny stale narrow tasty tart	1	decent	
2592	gray Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	decent tumbling Knob pasty	4	good	
2594	practically non-alcoholic artisanal thermos full of Knob coffee	1	EPIC	
2595	energized blurry Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 58
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	yellow leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	blurry flame-wreathed supercharged Staff of the Midnight Snack of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2602	skewed reassuring greasy studded Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	blue hale Tuesday's ruby	0		Maximum HP: +20, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	bouncing palm-frond fan	0		
2607	executive palm-frond whip	0		Meat Drop: +40
2608	lime green palm-frond net	0		
2609	blinking padded savvy palm-frond capris	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	tumbling Newton's extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	lard-coated palm-frond cloak	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	olive rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	stale super-sized enchanted tumbling savoy truffle	5	decent	Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 20
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	wobbly blinking boom	0		
2618	frosty Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	stale immense blinking unidentified jerky	9	decent	
2621	mirror miser's Herculean nasty rat mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	twirling beefy ratskin belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2623	wobbly green auspicious Lo Pan's rattail whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
2624	foul-smelling bat hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	dangerous savvy bat whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10
2626	asbestos-lined bat-ass jacket of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2627	olive avaricious occult catskin cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	stiffened wizardly catskin buckler	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1
2629	razor-sharp tail o' nine cats of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2630	huge pulsating Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	cold-filtered irradiated blinking gremlin juice	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 14
2632	super-boiled blinking mother's helper	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 12
2633	blue pat-a-cake pendant of Gandalf of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
2634	bouncing mummy wrapping	0		
2635	tumbling really thick bandage	0		
2636	zippy mummy mask	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	Jim Carey's wicked gauze shorts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	pulsating gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	greasy studded greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	Annie Oakley's cowboy hat of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	spinning Sherlock's auspicious Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Item Drop: 35
2643	frosty happiness	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2644	feather	0		
2645	blurry bouncing feather	0		
2646	upside-down frightful feather	0		
2647	shaking blurry fetid feather	0		
2648	pulsating flirtatious feather	0		
2649	sharpshooter's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	half-sized adequate S.T.L.T.	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	enchanted normal blurry honey-dew	3	good	Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	delicious twirling Xanadian	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	quadruple-polarized pressed purple squat bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	Drowsy Sword of temperance of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
2657	delicious massive shaking escargotsicle	10	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	high-proof bad bottle of realpagne	8	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	Lo Pan's albatross necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	vaporized not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	hand-crafted boozy blinking flask of Amontillado	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	jittery deadly ball mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	lion tamer's Can-Can skirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	frozen blue sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	anodized magnetized pulsating bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	polymerized irradiated bellhop bell	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	irradiated altered spiky collar	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	pickled upside-down can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	denatured patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	powdered Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	lousy shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	spinning Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	pressed triple-concentrated oxidized skewed wobbly bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	modified blinking handful of moss	1		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
2676	dried shaking bouncing bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	distilled mirror protein powder	1		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 5
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	magnetized blinking sparkler	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 13
2680	chilled mirror snake	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 41, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	quadruple-boiled M-242	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 64
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	ghostly Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	ghostly mirror blurry prompt stiffened armgun	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +3
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	squat commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	chaotic dangerous dreadlock whip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2689	Temple Grandin's shellacked beer-a-pult	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +7
2690	blurry asbestos-lined smartaleck's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5
2691	super-sized moldy handful of nuts and berries	5	crappy	
2692	greedy shellacked driftwood sculpture	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20
2693	Sherlock's massive sitar of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100
2694	stanky resourceful extremely unsafe stone baseball cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	perfectly mixed cup of beer	3	EPIC	
2696	shaking ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	lion tamer's personal trainer's duct tape shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +2
2700	bouncing thinker's duct tape fedora of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	teal duct tape sword of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +50
2702	bouncing flame-wreathed Sinatra's duct tape dockers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	ghostly personal trainer's duct tape buckler	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2704	blinking lime green shrinking powder	0		
2705	jittery fireproof extremely unsafe blackberry slippers of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2706	medical-grade weightlifter's blackberry moccasins of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2707	squat Herculean blackberry combat boots of the storm of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2708	extra-nitrogenated pickled funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 35
2709	red exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	wet triple-flattened facepaint	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 67
2712	dry aerosolized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 49
2713	moist Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 42
2714	teal floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	lightning-fast Sherlock's smartaleck's battered hubcap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40
2717	wobbly rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf hood ornament of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	rosewater-soaked stanky hand-carved bokken of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
2720	Fonzie's Rosewater's hand-carved bow of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
2721	teal supercharged fortified hand-carved staff of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2722	jittery scandalous hale healthy Staff of the Greasefire of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
2723	twirling Lo Pan's Staff of the Grand Flambé of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2724	moldy miniature bowl of rye sprouts	2	crappy	
2725	low-calorie bland cob of corn	1	decent	
2726	normal enchanted ghostly juniper berries	3	good	Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 10
2727	moldy plum	3	crappy	
2728	rotten gigantic squat pear	10	crappy	
2729	immense moldy peach	9	crappy	
2730	acceptable enchanted plum wine	3	good	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 35
2731	bad shot of pear schnapps	3	decent	
2732	lousy shot of peach schnapps	3	decent	
2733	stale upside-down bunch of square grapes	4	decent	
2734	flavorless brown sugar cane	3	decent	
2735	huge flavorless sandwich of the gods	6	decent	
2736	strong artisanal Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	5	EPIC	
2737	boiled bouncing leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	fuchsia pulsating pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	frozen pickled extra-tarnished shaking panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 49
2740	Jack Frost's Newton's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2741	smooth boozy mirror boilermaker	5	awesome	
2742	spoiled cyan steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	lousy narrow steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	modified steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	nitrogenated blue gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 65
2746	boiled green extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 46
2747	bouncing chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	greasy furniture dolly	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2749	squat zippy hale smooth Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +20
2750	mirror dance instructor's Uranium Omega of Temperance of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2751	Lead Zeta of Chastity of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2752	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2753	bouncing ghostly asbestos-lined Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2754	baleful Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2755	zippy executive Iron Beta of Industry	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2756	nasty Copper Alpha of Sincerity of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2757	mirror tumbling flame-wreathed chilly Red Balloon of Valor	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2758	lightning-fast deadly Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2759	narrow banded Newton's Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2760	prompt Green Clover of Justice of the early riser	0		Adventures: 10, Single Equip
2761	flame-retardant wholesome Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2762	green wool beefcake's Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2763	shaking toasty quilted Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2764	manspreader's brawny Order of the Silver Wossname of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2765	pulsating Harold's bell	0		
2766	olive bowling ball	0		
2767	flavorless fancy Crimbo pie	4	decent	Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 20
2768	tasty mirror pear tart	4	awesome	
2769	adequate jittery peach pie	3	good	
2770	adjusted non-moist chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 35
2771	double-moist ghostly handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 63
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	shellacked filigreed hamethyst earring of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25
2778	scandalous Van der Graaf Newton's filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2779	toasty Herculean savvy filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2780	reassuring sinister wicked baconstone earring	0		Spell Damage: 15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2781	mansplainer's baconstone necklace of bravery	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2782	green up-at-dawn Jack Frost's Jim Carey's baconstone ring	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2783	bouncing skewed tumbling coward's pulled porquoise earring of incineration	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2784	rosewater-soaked hale pulled porquoise pendant	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2785	rock-hard pulled porquoise ring of bravery of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2786	vibrating Earring of Fire of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2787	pulsating smooth Pendant of Fire of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2788	Da Vinci's Ring of Fire of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2789	blurry careful Ice-Cold Beerring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2790	flame-wreathed supercool Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2791	skewed friendly Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2792	dangerous Unspeakable Earring of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2793	avaricious studded Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2794	teal shellacked The Ring of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2795	fuchsia curative savvy Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2796	yellow grievous strapping Putrid Pendant	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2797	teal steel-toed supercool Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2798	horrifying Socratic Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2799	auspicious hardy Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2800	bouncing sharpshooter's Mudflap-Girl Ring of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2801	mirror vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	jittery ghostly flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	triple-vacuum-sealed flattened huge shaking vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 43
2805	concentrated blurry vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 14
2806	chilled adjusted purple vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 24
2807	double-tarnished ghostly flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 31
2808	cold-filtered shaking flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 25
2809	wet triple-improved colloidal flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 13
2810	enhanced quadruple-warmed jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 28
2811	pickled mirror jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 37
2812	dry jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 11
2813	Beret of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	pulsating lime green ribald stanky clever Bludgeon	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Brimstone
2815	jittery lion tamer's shellacked hardened Bunker	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Experience (familiar): +2, Brimstone
2816	miser's frightening Rosewater's Boxers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	chilly baleful Brooch of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	auspicious reassuring Bracelet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: 15, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	executive wool Grimacite gasmask	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	blurry chilly stylish Grimacite gat	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	therapeutic Da Vinci's Grimacite gaiters	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	Sherlock's lion tamer's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	green twirling wholesome Grimacite go-go boots of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	cyan hardy Grimacite girdle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	electrified Grimacite gown	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	asbestos-lined clever extremely unsafe Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2827	green anniversary gift box	0		
2828	blinking loaded dice	0		
2829	skewed really dense meat stack	0		
2830	spinning digital key lime	0		
2831	olive blurry star key lime	0		
2832	tasty half-sized special digital key lime pie	2	awesome	Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 20
2833	adequate gigantic star key lime pie	8	good	
2834	avaricious Tesla clever bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	jittery stanky indie comic hipster glasses	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	bouncing mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	ghostly Oprah's glowstick of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	vibrating Periodical Paintbrush	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only
2840	high-proof drinkable bottle of cooking sherry	7	good	
2841	moldy packet of ketchup	3	crappy	
2842	smooth squat accidental cider	3	awesome	
2843	moldy green dire fudgesicle	3	crappy	
2844	knitted veiny Da Vinci's beefcake's navel ring of navel gazing	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	maroon class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	blue strapping Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Muscle: +5
2848	skewed Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	drinkable watered-down moonberry wine cooler	2	good	
2851	spoiled fine aged cheddarwurst	3	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	tumbling maroon Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	olive reassuring Fonzie's huge mosquito proboscis	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
2856	pressed activated swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 68
2857	dry shaking mirror seegar butt	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 28
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	friendly Jim Carey's witch wart	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
2860	super-sized flavorless jittery swamp muck	5	decent	
2861	banded leechknife of the brazier of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2862	skewed decomposed boot	0		
2863	quadruple-alkaline dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 12
2864	tumbling stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	nippy Samson's beaver spear	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10
2866	Rosewater's shamanic beads of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2867	nasty occult dilapidated wizard hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	super-pickled double-oxidized blurry pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 48
2869	galvanized altered fuchsia twirling pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 33
2870	double-polymerized pirate tract	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 47
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	razor-sharp groovy plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2873	personal trainer's brainy plastic Ed the Undying	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2874	Jeselnik's Herculean plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25
2875	strapping plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Muscle: +5
2876	skewed plastic protector spectre of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2877	banded plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2878	razor-sharp plastic Boss Bat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2879	plastic Knob Goblin King of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2880	chilly plastic Bonerdagon	0		Cold Damage: +5
2881	jittery Oprah's plastic The Man	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2882	blinking plastic The Big Wisniewski of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2883	lion tamer's plastic Felonia	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2884	bouncing quilted plastic Beelzebozo	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2885	plastic conservationist hippy	0		Item Drop: +5
2886	shaking plastic 7-foot dwarf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2887	narrow Sinatra's plastic angry bugbear	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2888	mirror healthy plastic anime smiley	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2889	deadly plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2890	blurry medical-grade plastic astronomer	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2891	plastic beanbat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2892	energetic plastic blooper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2893	plastic brainsweeper of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2894	teal razor-sharp plastic briefcase bat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2895	olive blinking curative plastic demoninja	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2896	plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2897	olive jittery plastic drunk goat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2898	squat plastic fiendish can of asparagus of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2899	deadly plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2900	mansplainer's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Monster Level: +15
2901	upside-down nippy plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Cold Damage: +10
2902	jittery plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2903	educational plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Experience: +1
2904	plastic Knott Yeti of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2905	twirling hardy plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Maximum HP: +50
2906	wobbly plastic lobsterfrogman of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2907	Da Vinci's plastic ninja snowman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2908	brawny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2909	wobbly Newton's plastic G Imp	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2910	bouncing brainy plastic goth	0		Mysticality: +5
2911	beefy plastic cubist bull	0		Muscle: +10
2912	lightning-fast plastic scary clown	0		Initiative: +40
2913	clever plastic smarmy pirate	0		Maximum MP: +20
2914	huge toasty plastic spiny skelelton	0		Hot Damage: +5
2915	plastic Spam Witch of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2916	inspector's plastic vampire	0		Item Drop: +15
2917	upside-down wholesome plastic taco cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2918	twirling Jeselnik's plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2919	manspreader's plastic warwelf	0		Monster Level: +10
2920	plastic whitesnake of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2921	sinister plastic XXX pr0n	0		Spell Damage: +10
2922	yellow wizardly plastic zmobie	0		Mysticality: +25
2923	smooth plastic Protagonist	0		Moxie: +15
2924	twirling experienced plastic Spunky Princess	0		Experience: +2
2925	jittery forbidden plastic topiary golem	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2926	plastic senile lihc of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2927	plastic Iiti Kitty of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2928	up-at-dawn plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Adventures: +5
2929	lime green blurry chilly plastic Trouser Snake	0		Cold Damage: +5
2930	MacGyver's plastic Axe Wound	0		Maximum MP: +100
2931	plastic Hellion of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2932	inspector's plastic Black Knight	0		Item Drop: +15
2933	MacGyver's plastic pair of tweezers	0		Maximum MP: +100
2934	family-friendly plastic fruit golem	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2935	spinning plastic fluffy bunny of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	upside-down siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	blurry Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	miniature stale blue Surprise Egg	2	decent	
2941	double-diffused alkaline bouncing Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 69
2942	aerosolized bouncing fuchsia chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 51
2943	anodized nitrogenated Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 30
2945	fireproof Jack Frost's party hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	huge Temple Grandin's Herculean V for Vivala mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	tolerable shot of rotgut	3	good	
2949	polymerized altered lime green upside-down jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 27
2950	spinning Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	blurry Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	wobbly lightning-fast razor-sharp glowstick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	chaotic tip jar	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2955	toothsome yam candy	3	awesome	
2956	bouncing cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	flavorless half-sized spinning tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2	decent	
2959	Samson's rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2960	snack-sized enchanted flavorless single-serving herbal stuffing	2	decent	Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 50
2961	moldy blurry packet of tofurkey gravy	3	crappy	
2962	enchanted flavorless yellow tofurkey nugget	4	decent	Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 45
2963	mirror rigging shampoo	0		
2964	blurry ball polish	0		
2965	gray ghostly mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	colloidal Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 20
2968	anodized dry Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 21
2969	decent snack-sized blue creamsicle	2	good	
2970	bad cream stout	4	decent	
2971	Socratic curmudgel of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20
2972	tumbling grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	energetic grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2974	shaking tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	manspreader's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2976	lousy enchanted bouncing bilge wine	4	decent	Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 35
2977	cyan witty rapier of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2978	friendly studded yohohoyo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +3
2979	moist denatured adjusted fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 13
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	fuchsia shellacked booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2986	blurry spinning tongue charrrm	0		
2987	upside-down clever hale tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	twirling perfumed clingfilm trousers	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	Sherlock's electrified clingfilm cap	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	upside-down clingfilm slippers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	rotten pulsating purple vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	crappy	
2994	improved pulsating true grit	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 42
2995	Jack Frost's manspreader's curative buoybottoms	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	arcane researcher's grungy flannel shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2997	cyan frightening Jack Frost's grungy bandana	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	twirling blinking electrified grassy cutlass	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pegleg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
3002	fireproof lamé pants	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	steel-toed enormous hoop earring	0		Damage Reduction: 9
3004	cyan reassuring frightening costume sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	Da Vinci's brainy rainbow pearl earring	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	prompt foul-smelling rainbow pearl necklace	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	Jeselnik's rainbow pearl ring of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	occult Samson's Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25
3010	frosty wicked Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3011	mirror sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	spinning simple key	0		
3014	upside-down ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	wobbly narrow gilded chest	0		
3019	spinning all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	skewed small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	bad weak special corpse on the beach	2	decent	Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 15
3026	perfectly mixed upside-down corpsetini	3	super EPIC	
3027	delicious corpsedriver	4	awesome	
3028	tolerable weak Corpse Island iced tea	2	good	
3029	perfectly mixed red-headed corpse	3	EPIC	
3030	perfectly mixed kamicorpse-ee	3	EPIC	
3031	mediocre weak corpsel	2	decent	
3032	mediocre upside-down corpsebite	3	decent	
3033	dangerous pirate fledges	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	bland pearl onion	4	decent	
3036	miniature spoiled jittery sea biscuit	2	crappy	
3037	lousy watered-down bottle of rum	2	decent	
3038	watered-down delicious wobbly bottle of black-label rum	2	awesome	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	adequate nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	fancy gigantic bland nanite-infested candy cane	10	decent	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	tasty nanite-infested fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	weak aged nanite-infested eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	jittery El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	smelly eyepatch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	blinking cutlass of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3052	sharpshooter's breeches	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	tumbling mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	enhanced frozen gray candy heart	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	oxidized non-nitrogenated vacuum-sealed skewed cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	therapeutic metallic foil cat ears	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	tumbling nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	lime green gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	steel-toed cyborg doll	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	toy maglev monorail of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	shaking toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	blurry narrow plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	blue set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	bouncing polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	twirling laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	cyan kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	huge Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	mirror mirror teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	smelly marionette collective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	cyan mirror borg sock monkey of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	gray occult stylish roboduck-on-a-string	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	skewed mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	squat teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	tumbling occult biomechanical crimborg helmet of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	fireproof Van der Graaf C.B.F.G.	0		Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	skewed ghostly executive educational biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	super-liquefied warmed red vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	blinking steel-toed handmade hobby horse	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	pulsating ball-in-a-cup of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	friendly set of jacks	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	adequate jumbo green laser-broiled pear	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	vibrating experienced polyalloy shield	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	yellow skewed bouncing robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	lime green rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	fuchsia sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	inspector's vibrating cyborg knife of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	shaking spinning flame-wreathed slick immense cyborg hand	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	reassuring Oprah's smooth cyborg stompin' boot	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	jittery overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	pulsating Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	jittery Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	maroon divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	teal divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	olive divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	huge divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	blinking divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	non-improved diffused wobbly fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 28
3125	alkaline vacuum-sealed shaking piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 40
3126	gray hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	wobbly marshmallow	0		
3129	decent gigantic red roasted marshmallow	9	good	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	flavorless squat tin cup of mulligan stew	4	decent	
3132	lime green skewed lard-coated flamin' bindle of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
3133	pulsating narrow scandalous electrified freezin' bindle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3134	auspicious stinkin' bindle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10
3135	lime green double-paned savvy bindle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
3136	coward's resourceful sleazy bindle	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -20
3137	padded 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3138	reassuring Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3139	executive vibrating Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	scandalous panhandle panhandling hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	vibrating cup of infinite pencils	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	lightning-fast fireproof Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
3144	mirror a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	magnetized warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 29
3160	diffused denatured purple humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 47
3161	cold-filtered oxidized bouncing El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 38
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	bouncing broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	blurry repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	tarnished seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 29
3169	delicious turtle soup	3	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	red evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	evil paper umbrella of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
3173	unsweetened nitrogenated olive evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 19
3174	fancy delicious spinning evil boring spaghetti	3	awesome	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 45
3175	jumbo toothsome skewed evil noodles	5	awesome	
3176	thick enchanted rotten pulsating maroon evil noodles	5	crappy	Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 15
3177	spoiled evil painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
3178	bland bouncing twirling 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	
3179	stale small evil ravioli della hippy	2	decent	
3180	massive decent blinking evil noodles	8	good	
3181	corrupted dry blinking evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 41
3182	flattened warmed blinking evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 17
3183	liquefied moist corrupted evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 53
3184	corrupted anodized huge evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 34
3185	flattened ionized nitrogenated evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 63
3186	irradiated evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 63
3187	unsweetened lime green tumbling evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 68
3188	weak hand-crafted an evil sump'm sump'm	2	super EPIC	
3189	delicious enchanted evil ducha de oro	4	awesome	Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 10
3190	hand-crafted special cyan evil horizontal tango	4	EPIC	Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 50
3191	mediocre evil roll in the hay	4	decent	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	tumbling origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	wobbly naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	blinking avaricious origami pasties	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	weightlifter's strapping origami riding crop of the empath	0		Muscle: 20, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	miser's KoL Con IV Pole of Gandalf of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	spinning jittery dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	tumbling dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	jittery small laminated card	0		
3209	pulsating laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	tumbling Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	purple El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	glowstick of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	bouncing sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	mirror cyan upside-down hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	Tesla healthy gatorskin umbrella	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	wobbly sewer wad	0		
3225	drinkable weak enchanted bottle of sewage schnapps	2	good	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 15
3226	tolerable watered-down enchanted squat bottle of Ooze-O	2	good	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 45
3227	flavorless thick C.H.U.M. chum	5	decent	
3228	low-calorie moldy unfortunate dumplings	1	crappy	
3229	wobbly decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	triple-Vulcanized ionized oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 66
3231	dance instructor's tattered paper crown	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	bland maroon vanilla-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	blue inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	tumbling noodle	0		
3236	wobbly Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	jittery Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	upside-down Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	teal Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	yellow Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	narrow padded Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	MacGyver's razor-sharp Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	twirling toasty nippy coward's Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	ribald pink plastic baby	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	tumbling fireproof beefcake's Frosty's silk hat	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	red mansplainer's Frosty's carrot of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	foul-smelling clever supercharged Frosty's nailbat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	spinning chaotic Sinatra's Oscus's pelt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	crafty veiny Wand of Oscus of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	gravedigger's beefy Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	bouncing stanky wizardly Zombo's skullcap	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	up-at-dawn coward's Zombo's shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	skewed padded groovy Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	squat up-at-dawn double-paned dance instructor's Chester's moustache	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	scandalous brainy Chester's bag of candy	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	wobbly cool Chester's cutoffs of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	purple bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	modified pickled mirror handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 20
3269	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered double-magnetized blurry lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 36
3270	quantum wobbly handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 30
3271	spinning mirror quilted crotchety pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	squat Saccharine Maple pendant of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	fuchsia willowy bonnet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	spinning flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	purple dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	blue bouncing black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	mirror sinister studded belt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	purple personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	bouncing stick-on eyebrow piercing of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	flavorless massive fuchsia spinning salad	8	decent	
3284	skewed coward's Newton's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -20
3285	hardened C.H.U.M. knife	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3286	auspicious Frosty's snowball sack	0		Item Drop: +10
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	maroon shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	wobbly friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	pulsating stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	twirling smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	olive sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	blurry Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	upside-down Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	personal trainer's washboard shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	cyan scandalous spaghetti-box banjo	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	smelly marinara jug	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	Annie Oakley's makeshift castanets	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	left-handed melodica of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	pickled jittery epic wad	1	decent	
3317	groovy bottlecap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
3318	Rosewater's corncob pipe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
3319	wholesome Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3320	bouncing occult frayed rope belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
3321	teal packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	Sherlock's sizzling mayfly bait necklace	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	huge spinning Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	watered-down aged wobbly jar of fermented pickle juice	2	awesome	
3326	twisted voodoo snuff	1	decent	
3327	decent special extra-greasy slider	3	good	Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 25
3328	extremely unsafe crumpled felt fedora of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	brawny boxer's battered top-hat	0		Muscle Percent: 30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	shellacked shapeless wide-brimmed hat of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	mostly rat-hide leggings of the pedagogue of bravery	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	blinking supercharged hobo dungarees of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	olive nippy weightlifter's patched suit-pants	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	bouncing dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	savvy dead guy's memento of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	normal low-calorie banquet	1	good	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	jittery very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	blurry bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	blinking bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	gray filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	lousy special practically non-alcoholic narrow Ralph IX cognac	1	decent	Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 5
3351	gray pulsating llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	enhanced huge llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	low-calorie spoiled banana-frosted king cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	ribald brown plastic baby	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	jittery plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	bouncing delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	tumbling yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	cyan tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	stale mole molé	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	mediocre weak Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	polymerized vacuum-sealed green Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	dry wobbly digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	denatured glimmering roc feather	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	dehydrated squat glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	diluted ghostly glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	altered upside-down glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	compressed spinning glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	denatured glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	wobbly house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	blinking Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	purple frosty beefcake's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3381	squat olive rosewater-soaked Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Thorns: 1
3382	Oprah's Ol' Scratch's manacles of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
3383	double-paned crafty stiffened Chester's sunglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3384	jittery censurious medical-grade Chester's muscle shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3385	sharpshooter's crafty Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
3386	spinning rosy-cheeked Zombo's shoulder blade of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60
3387	Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's Zombo's skull ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30, Single Equip
3388	skewed Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	upside-down scandalous Van der Graaf Frosty's arm	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3390	pulsating scandalous forbidden beefcake's Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
3391	twirling Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	frosty Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
3393	huge Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	extremely unsafe cool Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	Hodgman's porkpie hat of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	experienced Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	huge vibrating padded Hodgman's bow tie	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3398	practically non-alcoholic bad pulsating Hodgman's blanket	1	decent	
3399	watered-down acceptable jar of squeeze	2	good	
3400	tasty half-sized bowl of fishysoisse	2	awesome	
3401	diffused tumbling red huge deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 46
3402	altered denatured shaking concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 22
3403	gray lewd playing card	0		
3404	aromatic chaotic hale deck of lewd playing cards	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
3405	family-friendly Hodgman's sock	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3406	supercool Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3407	Hodgman's almanac of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3408	blue squat supercool Hodgman's harmonica	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3409	strapping Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Muscle: +5
3410	blinking lion tamer's Hodgman's detector	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3411	squat stylish Hodgman's cane	0		Moxie: +25
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	wobbly Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	colloidal activated sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 14
3423	frozen frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 22
3424	altered fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 57
3425	liquefied tarnished extra-deionized skewed garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
3426	quadruple-colloidal blinking tumbling strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 68
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	concentrated galvanized mirror Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 48
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	jittery spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	narrow manspreader's baleful stirring stick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10
3436	greedy stylish Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
3437	gray narrow up-at-dawn rosewater-soaked deadly Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5
3438	fireproof razor-sharp Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	diluted fuchsia skewed prismatic wad	1	EPIC	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	huge cyan club of the five seasons of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	spinning groovy rainbow crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	vibrating webbed comic mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	mirror Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	mirror groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	chaotic six-rainbow shield of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	cyan rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	tumbling cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	narrow cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	skewed cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	huge cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	huge sage trusty torch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	arcane researcher's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
3458	galvanized skewed STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 33
3459	weak aged white-label gin	2	awesome	
3460	small enchanted decent tin rations	2	good	Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 50
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	special drinkable purple bottle of sake	4	good	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 15
3464	occult round pebble	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3465	decent Bash-Ōs cereal	3	good	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	family-friendly deadly Socratic haiku katana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	plastic baby of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	flavorless super-sized blueberry-frosted king cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	mirror damp boot	0		
3472	squat auspicious ribald personal trainer's Seasonal Beret	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	cyan upside-down Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	ionized polymerized upside-down cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 57
3475	liquefied blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 12
3476	improved dry olive plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 18
3477	chilled aerosolized pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
3478	ionized quantum wobbly peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 20
3479	pulsating balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	upside-down uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	shaking shaking passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	polymerized liquefied glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 20
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	ghostly pristine fish scale	0		
3489	adequate miniature beefy fish meat	2	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	adequate glistening fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	bland blurry slick fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	perfumed grievous fish scimitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
3493	wobbly hale fish stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3494	pulsating twirling fish bazooka of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -25
3495	irradiated fuchsia sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 57
3496	boiled chilled bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 64
3497	lousy bottle of Pete's Sake	4	decent	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	lime green skewed witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	maroon beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	fancy stale huge huge canapés	6	decent	Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 25
3502	compressed bouncing thermos of brew	1	EPIC	Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	drinkable huge glass of brandy	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	LWA ring of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	beefcake's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Muscle: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	upside-down scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	squat scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	jittery scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	shaking Usain Bolt's ganger bandana	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	twirling banded eelskin hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	eelskin pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	brainy eelskin shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	rock-hard shark tooth necklace of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3522	teal reassuring shark jumper of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
3523	dry electrified irradiated blinking shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 60
3524	extra-anodized cyan twirling eel battery	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 31
3525	denatured temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 39
3526	twirling rock-hard scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	huge huge mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	jittery mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	lime green mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	shaking cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	mirror purple Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	skewed plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	Rosewater's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	sinister depleted Grimacite gravy boat of doom	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	ghostly flame-retardant careful depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	upside-down electrified therapeutic depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	nippy occult depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	blurry olive sage stylish depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	shaking gray greedy Sherlock's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	ruddy occult KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	ghostly propeller beanie of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	fireproof Rosewater's straw hat of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	frosty hale weightlifter's octopus's spade	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	bland snack-sized red squat sea carrot	2	decent	
3556	flavorless massive sea cucumber	10	decent	
3557	miniature stale red tumbling sea avocado	2	decent	
3558	stale sea lychee	4	decent	
3559	bland sea tangelo	4	decent	
3560	bland shaking sea honeydew	4	decent	
3561	wet polarized moist bouncing pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 45
3562	nitrogenated dry dry pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 38
3563	colloidal energized blue pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 22
3564	tolerable red berry-infused sake	4	good	
3565	delicious weak yellow citrus-infused sake	2	awesome	
3566	watered-down mediocre melon-infused sake	2	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	narrow dangerous sponge helmet of the empath of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	blue rosy-cheeked occult brawny spongy shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3570	ghostly pulsating executive scorching rosy-cheeked square sponge pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	lime green flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	jittery sand dollar	0		
3576	bouncing flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	shaking sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	yummy rice	4	awesome	
3584	adequate irradiated candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	massive rotten tumbling narrow gingerbread mutant bugbear	10	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	bad oozenog	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	super-boiled tumbling sugar plum	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	nitrogenated concentrated sugar banana	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	deionized sugar lime	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	aerosolized bouncing sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	wobbly beefcake's Mer-kin hookspear of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	double-diffused oxidized green blinking Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 63
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	twirling imitation crab meat	0		
3598	wobbly imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	Usain Bolt's resourceful curative moist sailor's cap	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	huge flame-retardant speargun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +1
3601	cyan compass of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3602	wobbly broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	upside-down bouncing rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	Usain Bolt's manspreader's diving helmet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	sizzling curative smooth aerated diving helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	red twirling das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	jittery imitation whetstone	0		
3611	warmed quadruple-adjusted wobbly sea grease	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 54
3612	upside-down sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	blurry twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	pulsating rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	flattened galvanized polymerized upside-down unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	cyan wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	red pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	upside-down chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	chilly parasitic claw	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	parasitic tentacles of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	hale parasitic headgnawer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	experienced parasitic strangleworm	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	narrow pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	jittery burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	quantum jittery Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	upside-down twirling radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	squat squat elven socks of the bloodbag of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	executive chaotic elven gloves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	nippy festive holiday hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	blue patent shoes of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	miser's hardy gray bow tie	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	huge dog trainer's padded penguin thesaurus	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	flavorless blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	ghostly seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	blurry dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	fuchsia Tesla depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	perfectly mixed weak shaking canteen of wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	miniature decent shaking elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	jittery magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	snack-sized yummy squat toast with jam	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	squat antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	mediocre weak elven moonshine	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	normal knuckle sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	hardy shellacked psycho sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	blurry green friendly plastic Mob Penguin	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	veiny plastic mutant elf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	huge clever plastic fat stack of cash	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	medical-grade plastic strand of DNA	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	manspreader's plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	spinning green Samson's Putty mitre	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	hardy experienced Putty leotard	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Temple Grandin's Putty ball	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	skewed Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	greasy Putty snake of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	red nippy medical-grade glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	thinker's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	MacGyver's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	twirling Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	toothsome can of franks 'n' beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	perfectly mixed bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	upside-down Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	veiny diving muff	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
3678	artisanal practically non-alcoholic salinated mint julep	1	EPIC	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	wobbly globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	immense toothsome tempura carrot	10	awesome	
3685	stale gigantic tempura cucumber	9	decent	
3686	flavorless tempura avocado	4	decent	
3687	flavorless miniature sea broccoli	2	decent	
3688	moldy sea cauliflower	3	crappy	
3689	bland pulsating tempura broccoli	3	decent	
3690	flavorless bouncing tempura cauliflower	3	decent	
3691	snack-sized spoiled sea blueberry	2	crappy	
3692	flavorless sea persimmon	4	decent	
3693	ionized dry pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 24
3694	nitrogenated pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 17
3695	upside-down mansplainer's Mer-kin digpick	0		Monster Level: +15
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	jittery velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	narrow vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked velcro broadsword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25
3706	lime green lightning-fast smooth velcro paddle ball of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
3707	wholesome velcro shield of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
3708	rock-hard padded Da Vinci's velcro boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
3709	chilly thinker's non-stick pugil stick	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +5
3710	rosewater-soaked sharpshooter's teflon spatula of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
3711	green zippy careful teflon shield of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: 120
3712	mirror chilly stiffened teflon swim fins of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
3713	clever experienced 7-inch discus	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +20
3714	fireproof Tesla PVC staff of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3715	frosty electrified groovy vinyl shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3716	vinyl boots of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	tumbling lantern	0		
3720	spinning decaying pole	0		
3721	teal decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	blurry possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	skewed wobbly pile of coins	0		
3729	squat hand grenegg	0		
3730	blurry caret	0		
3731	wicked glass gnoll eye	0		Spell Damage: +5
3732	magnetized cigar butt	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 62
3733	greasy manly bloomers of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	pulsating greedy handwarmer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
3737	lightning-fast weightlifter's lighter	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +40
3738	thick tasty packet of beer nuts	5	awesome	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	teal handful of bees	0		
3741	bouncing huge spectral jelly	0		
3742	dry jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 43
3743	narrow unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	mirror vampire pearl	0		
3747	huge gray mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	electrified deionized pulsating concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 53
3750	energetic vampire pearl earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3751	bland diet chocolate chip brownies	1	decent	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	cold-filtered jittery love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	activated squat love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	improved olive love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	activated frozen cyan love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	diffused love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	activated wobbly love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	activated denatured breath mint	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 47
3761	baleful vampire pearl ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3762	sizzling vampire pearl necklace	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
3763	bad distilled slug of vodka	5	decent	
3764	lousy weak red bouncing slug of rum	2	decent	
3765	tolerable slug of shochu	3	good	
3766	aged watered-down spinning screwdiver	2	awesome	
3767	irresponsibly strong lousy dew yoana lei	9	decent	
3768	enchanted acceptable mirror lychee chuhai	3	good	Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 5
3769	hand-crafted shaking salacious screwdiver	3	EPIC	
3770	tolerable watered-down dew yoana salacious lei	2	good	
3771	smooth narrow salacious lychee chuhai	3	awesome	
3772	weak mediocre fancy narrow squat Alewife&trade; Ale	2	decent	Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 40
3773	seaode	0		
3774	pulsating map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	teal Tesla curative pink pinkslip slip	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	Lo Pan's Herculean sea salt scrubs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3778	wobbly Usain Bolt's savvy amber aviator shades of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3779	irradiated irradiated moist hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 30
3780	green avaricious greedy Samson's nurse's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: 50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	distilled bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	powdered bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 30
3784	tumbling jittery paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	spinning wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	skewed crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	teal squat Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	upside-down crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	maroon tumbling charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	narrow ghostly huge stiffened Mer-kin roundshield of terror of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3804	foul-smelling chaotic Mer-kin breastplate	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
3805	shaking Sherlock's Mer-kin sneakmask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +25, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	teal Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	boiled Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 66
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	olive Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	spoiled big chocolate-frosted king cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	groovy plastic baby	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	super-sized normal sea radish	5	good	
3818	greasy clever rosy-cheeked halibut	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3819	maroon eel sauce	0		
3820	purple rosy-cheeked water-polo mitt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3821	aerosolized shaking syringe	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 45
3822	pulsating wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	electrified wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 21
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	pulsating Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	ghostly plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	jittery Grandma's Map	0		
3829	stale snack-sized tempura radish	2	decent	
3830	water-polo cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	perfectly mixed Typical Tavern swill	3	EPIC	
3832	tolerable tropical swill	3	good	
3833	bad practically non-alcoholic fruity girl swill	1	decent	
3834	acceptable blended swill	3	good	
3835	huge costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	upside-down double-paned fortified Elvish sunglasses of the cougar of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	skewed shaking anniversary safety glass vest of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
3838	narrow Jack Frost's anniversary burlap belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3839	therapeutic anniversary balsa wood socks	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3840	huge anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	spinning razor-sharp anniversary pewter cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3842	smartaleck's out-of-tune biwa	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3843	cool dented harmonica	0		Moxie: +5
3844	rosewater-soaked slick magic whistle	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
3845	blurry plastic blowgun of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3846	Sherlock's jungle drum of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
3847	Sinatra's hippy bongo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3848	lion tamer's knob bugle	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3849	rosewater-soaked 4-dimensional guitar of the detective	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
3850	shaking Da Vinci's boxing glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3851	red rosy-cheeked forbidden beefy boxing glove on a spring	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3852	yellow rosy-cheeked half-sized guitar of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80
3853	tumbling flame-wreathed vibrating bass drum	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3854	fireproof pixel boomerang	0		Hot Resistance: +3
3855	smelly careful world's smallest violin of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
3856	purple tumbling mirror nasty wizardly ocarina of space of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +5
3857	pulsating reassuring a butt tuba	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3858	twirling ghostly brawny bone flute	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3859	infernal fife of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3860	Oprah's charming flute	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3861	maroon leaf of grass	0		
3862	double-paned grass whistle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
3863	Sherlock's deadly plastic guitar	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
3864	upside-down spinning healthy finger cymbals	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3865	cool kettle drum of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3866	avaricious knitted double-barreled sling	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
3867	steel-toed magilaser blastercannon of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3868	purple scandalous Socratic hanky&#363;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	jittery beefcake's ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +5
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	nasty wicked office-supply crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5
3872	shellacked pocket theremin	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3873	bouncing asbestos-lined sage rave whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	ghostly narrow torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	upside-down miser's fouet de tortue-dressage of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	huge encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	teal decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	colloidal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 50
3886	enhanced colloidal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
3887	modified frozen vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
3888	corrupted wet blurry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 28
3889	concentrated frozen upside-down vial of slime	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 58
3890	nitrogenated vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 24
3891	adjusted altered irradiated vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 52
3892	chilled skewed vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 66
3893	quadruple-polymerized concentrated vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 30
3894	polarized non-Vulcanized green vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 42
3895	liquefied ionized dry vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 59
3896	polarized tarnished vial of slime	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 37
3897	anodized tumbling vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 22
3898	blurry bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	blinking squat figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	green figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	upside-down figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	blue upside-down figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	squat figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	upside-down figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	lousy twirling blended swill with a fly in it	4	decent	
3914	red turtle wax	0		
3915	upside-down turtle wax shield of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
3916	flame-retardant turtle wax helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	cyan chilly turtle wax greaves	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	executive meat shield	0		Meat Drop: +40
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	groovy turtlemail coif of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	mirror turtlemail breeches of the blizzard of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	ghostly turtlemail hauberk of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3
3923	bouncing hedgeturtle	0		
3924	ribald Samson's spiky turtle helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	coward's spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	lime green smooth spiky turtle shield of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	bouncing syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	deionized triple-concentrated quantum tumbling tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 35
3931	dance instructor's severed flipper of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	huge ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	Tesla slick bad-ass club	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	olive sealbone	0		
3935	colloidal corrupted skewed hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 22
3936	activated purple ghostly scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 15
3937	non-deionized fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 18
3938	sinister club of corruption	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	bouncing censurious corrupt club of corruption	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	yellow forbidden corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	censurious foul-smelling weightlifter's evil-ass club	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	fortified beefy nasty-ass club of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	clever forbidden infernal toilet brush	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	teal coward's strapping shadowy seal eye	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	curative oyster egg balloon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3946	cyan skewed blurry Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	maroon monocle	0		
3953	bouncing mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	huge tin of caviar	0		
3958	red narrow bejeweled cufflinks of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3959	garish pinky ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3960	wicked designer sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
3961	censurious healthy opera glasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	blinking Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	modified skewed cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 52
3966	Jack Frost's Lo Pan's hot-ass club of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	dog trainer's manspreader's frigid-ass club of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	rosy-cheeked beefy creepy-ass club of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: 80, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	modified colloidal twirling sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 52
3970	prompt supercool Abyssal ember	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	alkaline frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 48
3972	bouncing scandalous seal spine of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	wet ionized twirling seal lube	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 69
3974	mansplainer's electrified mannequin leg	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	reassuring padded tortoise of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
3976	cyan gravedigger's nippy tortoboggan	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3977	blinking painted turtle	0		
3978	nippy mansplainer's painted shield	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10
3979	blurry sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	maroon torquoise	0		
3982	auspicious chilly torquoise ring	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	shaking smelly therapeutic dueling banjo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3985	blue shaking soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	occult boxer's samurai turtle helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	shaking twirling turtle shell	0		
3989	gray turtle shell powder	0		
3990	perfumed turtle shell helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	blinking slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	yellow dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	pulsating gray infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dehydrated agua de vida	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	jittery family-friendly mansplainer's tortoboggan shield	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4003	blurry blinking bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	Sherlock's soup-chucks	0		Item Drop: +25
4005	adjusted blurry ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 44
4006	ghostly memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	mirror memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	pulsating memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	twirling memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	green memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	olive memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	blinking banded greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	blurry undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	piece of rebar of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4021	executive knitted banded shovel	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
4022	Jim Carey's ruddy necklace of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +25
4023	blurry spinning green flame-wreathed Van der Graaf speargun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4024	Tesla compass	0		Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4025	yellow resourceful brainy helmet of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	knitted foul-smelling groovy lantern	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
4027	red jittery Rosewater's greaves of the pedagogue of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	hardened studded club of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +60
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	twirling teal memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	bouncing memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	red memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	purple memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	decent slimy sweetbreads	4	good	
4038	weak acceptable pulsating slimy fermented bile bladder	2	good	
4039	twisted tumbling skewed slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	Da Vinci's Socratic pig-iron helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	avaricious auspicious pig-iron shinguards	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	lime green stiffened slick pig-iron bracers	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	huge wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wobbly wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	upside-down weightlifter's wumpus-hair whip	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	frosty brawny wumpus-hair wig of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	asbestos-lined Jeselnik's groovy wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	sizzling wholesome wumpus-hair sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	vibrating ring of teleportation	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	high-proof hand-crafted White Hyborian	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	flame-retardant goblin hunting spear	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	bouncing twirling frosty goblin autoblowgun of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	healthy tribal beads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	skewed auspicious stone fist of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	groovy stone head	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	twirling tumbling Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	pulsating Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	huge essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	blinking essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	spinning Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	skewed multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	flame-retardant sizzling villainous scythe	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	shaking huge deadly baneful bandolier of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	Temple Grandin's vibrating diabolical crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	inspector's smooth malevolent medallion	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +15, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	family-friendly dance instructor's corrosive cowl	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	blinking pulsating huge Jack Frost's experienced grisly shield	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	skewed shellacked supercool corroded breeches	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	chaotic pernicious cudgel of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	normal cupcake-in-a-cup	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	wobbly pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	normal gigantic protein paste	6	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	coward's cyber-mattock of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	mirror facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	flattened wet anodized huge neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	modified extra-moist physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	shaking slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	family-friendly peawee marble	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
4096	chaotic brown crock marble	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4097	China marble of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4098	careful lemonade marble	0		Monster Level: -10
4099	bumblebee marble of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4100	upside-down supercharged jet bennie marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4101	Sherlock's hardened beige clambroth marble	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +25
4102	spinning steely marble of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4103	green prompt miser's lard-coated beach ball marble	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3
4104	Van der Graaf catseye marble	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4105	bouncing bumboozer marble of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4106	careful chamoisole	0		Monster Level: -10
4107	pickled bitter pill	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 67
4108	supercharged monstrous monocle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	frosty musty moccasins of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	pulsating forbidden molten medallion of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	spinning sinister smartaleck's brazen bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	mansplainer's bitter bowtie of the empath	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	frosty bewitching boots	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	squat bouncing secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	tumbling moist sack	0		
4116	perfumed aromatic hale rickety unicycle	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: 6, Single Equip
4117	twirling zippy stiffened crusty hula hoop of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4118	bouncing teal Jeselnik's savvy Coily&trade;	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
4119	Jeselnik's school flying disc of wisdom of courage	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
4120	pulsating stanky Oprah's deadly lawn dart	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
4121	prompt vibrating Socratic wagon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	maroon scandalous crown-shaped beanie of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	toasty mansplainer's hopping socks of terror	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4125	miser's Sherlock's rosy-cheeked poodle skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	bouncing Jim Carey's Tesla weightlifter's letterman's jacket	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4127	spinning squat inspector's double-paned hardened slime hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	Jim Carey's smartaleck's hardened slime pants of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	veiny cool strapping hardened slime belt	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	denatured bouncing boot plant	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	lousy special sham champagne	3	decent	Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	unsweetened tumbling tempura air	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 15
4134	ionized spinning pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 53
4135	bouncing moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	zippy gravedigger's Oprah's Bag o' Tricks of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	jittery slime stack	0		
4138	pulsating a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	ghostly bouncing a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	wobbly Oprah's funny paper hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	colloidal concentrated ionized spinning blurry sand	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 48
4147	yellow rosy-cheeked wizardly charged magnet	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	ghostly quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	shaking lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	modified quantum dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	nitrogenated extra-tarnished spinning pulsating Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 25
4153	spinning rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	bouncing live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	bouncing pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	bouncing gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	mirror rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	blurry rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	lousy weak pebblebr&auml;u	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	toothsome pulsating rocky road ice cream	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	dry super-alkaline upside-down children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 17
4164	pickled irradiated activated Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 67
4165	nasty chaotic Staff of the Soupbone of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5
4166	avaricious Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	boxer's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	gray Voluminous Radio Sneakers of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	red shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	executive rock helmet	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	cyan steel-toed rock pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rock necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	blurry sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	blinking pulsating Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	lime green mirror sugar shotgun of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	weightlifter's sugar shillelagh	0		Muscle: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	savvy sugar shank	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	MacGyver's wicked sugar chapeau of terror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	Sherlock's sugar shorts	0		Item Drop: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	squat lime green sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	spinning red slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	fuchsia slime convention flyers	0		
4186	wobbly slime convention coupons	0		
4187	zippy slime convention pin	0		Initiative: +20
4188	narrow slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	boxer's sugar shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	blue bouncing dog trainer's rave visor	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	groovy baggy rave pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	upside-down miser's pacifier necklace	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	huge red sea	0		
4198	red sea lasso	0		
4199	gray Usain Bolt's Samson's supercool sea cowboy hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	blinking grouper fangirl	0		
4201	blurry gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	mirror pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	spinning Temple Grandin's brand new key of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +5
4207	Rosewater's dorsal fin	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	bouncing roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	blurry underwater slingshot	0		
4213	upside-down executive educational skate blade	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +40
4214	tumbling spangly unitard	0		
4215	blue fortified dangerous collapsible baton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	vacuum-sealed altered ghostly groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 58
4219	knitted beefcake's skate board	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
4220	wobbly skewed pulsating S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	yield shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	green shaking map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	spinning blinking roller skate doll	0		
4226	Star of Bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	shaking perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	bouncing maroon amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	spinning ice skate decoy	0		
4232	shaking ice skate doll	0		
4233	upside-down hacienda key	0		
4234	pat&eacute; knife of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	razor-sharp cheese-slicer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4238	rotten wobbly beef jerky	4	crappy	
4239	double-paned pipe wrench	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4240	polarized electrified gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 54
4241	sleep mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	fuchsia upside-down Sinatra's sock garters	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
4243	denatured warmed non-anodized olive mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 24
4244	frightening leather-bound tome	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	ivory cue ball of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4247	high-proof hand-crafted huge decanter of fine Scotch	9	EPIC	
4248	modified cyan blinking expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 25
4249	red bouncing tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	energized double-ionized skewed tumbling vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 44
4253	triple-pickled potion of speed	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 28
4254	jittery bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	jittery Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	tarnished energized extra-warmed blue sap	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	skewed green petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	toothsome tiny chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	aged fancy wobbly mulled cider	4	awesome	Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	ghostly wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	wobbly pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	aromatic bark boxers	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	blinking wholesome bark beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	inspector's bark bracelet	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
4267	purple manspreader's forbidden Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	bouncing sharpshooter's Galapagosian Cuisses of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	hardy Angelhair Culottes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	Newman's Own Trousers of Calamity Jane of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	narrow Tesla wizardly Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	fortified savvy Lederhosen of the Night	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	colloidal denatured frozen teal jittery ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	upside-down Jeselnik's toasty Underworld truncheon of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	resourceful extremely unsafe Newton's Staff of the Woodfire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	lion tamer's Socratic sage Underworld flail	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	huge Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	auspicious personal trainer's Mer-kin bunwig	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	pulsating zippy horrifying razor-sharp crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	red crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	Lo Pan's groovy slick Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	pulsating hale deadly Mer-kin scholar mask of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	vibrating wizardly Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	twirling blue Sherlock's stiffened studded Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	friendly electrified baleful Mer-kin headguard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	squat hardened Mer-kin waistrope	0		Damage Reduction: 3
4290	executive Lo Pan's ruddy Mer-kin facecowl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
4291	vibrating Mer-kin thighguard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
4292	therapeutic veiny educational Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	rosy-cheeked Mer-kin dragnet of the brute of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	cyan shaking flame-retardant nasty Samson's Mer-kin switchblade	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	blinking huge depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	lard-coated stanky padded Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	family-friendly Jeselnik's Jim Carey's Brand of Violence	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	tumbling curative extremely unsafe Sinatra's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4300	ribald hardy Lens of Violence of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	jittery aromatic wizardly Pigsticker of Violence of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1
4302	horrifying manspreader's boxer's Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	zippy reassuring occult Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	avaricious supercharged healthy Girdle of Hatred	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	wobbly mirror red lard-coated slick Staff of Simmering Hatred of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75
4306	spinning executive hardy brawny Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	blurry arcane researcher's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
4308	squat family-friendly shellacked Lens of Hatred of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	Annie Oakley's vibrating smartaleck's Treads of Loathing	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	avaricious healthy Scepter of Loathing of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Cloathing
4311	avaricious crafty weightlifter's Belt of Loathing	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	ghostly Tesla Goggles of Loathing of doom of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	wool experienced Stick-Knife of Loathing of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Cloathing
4314	auspicious groovy Jeans of Loathing of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Herculean Annual Ascot	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4316	blinking arcane researcher's Newton's brainy Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	mirror Van der Graaf personal trainer's supercool Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	toasty Da Vinci's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	narrow lion tamer's personal trainer's Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	bouncing Oprah's rock-hard Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	twirling auspicious arcane researcher's The Trickster's Trikitixa of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	wobbly Jack Frost's medical-grade rock-hard Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	censurious Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the brazier of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	jittery Lo Pan's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	red Jim Carey's Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	blurry upside-down up-at-dawn Lo Pan's Bling of the New Wave of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	coward's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	decent pulsating candy kneecapping stick	4	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	stale cyan licorice garrote	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	gravedigger's candy knuckles	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	spoiled jawbruiser	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	double-polarized chocolate car	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	maroon nasty plastic 11 Dealer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	wobbly greedy plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	pulsating plastic stocking mimic of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	toasty plastic Crimbomination	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	nitrogenated dry Piddles	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	adjusted yellow ghostly BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	ionized spinning Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	purple Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	narrow plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	tumbling gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	olive leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	pulsating stylish snow hat	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	sizzling snow pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	greedy snow belly	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	shaking pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	maroon A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	red shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	rotten expired can of franks 'n' beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	fortified drinkable shaking expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	huge snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	quantum chilled olive elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	rotten twirling penguin focaccia bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	strong aged herringcello	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	drinkable bouncing elven cellocello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	squat grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	executive throwing wrench	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	jittery strapping pair of bolt cutters	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	brawny poison pen	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	speed limit shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	ghostly supercharged rosy-cheeked live wire	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	bouncing gray lightning-fast rosy-cheeked misfit dolly	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	toasty deadly misfit hobby horse	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	avaricious misfit teddy bear of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	narrow stylish pocketwatch on a chain of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	flame-retardant vibrating cement sandals	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	blinking manspreader's night-vision goggles of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	beefy peanut brittle shield	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	foul-smelling flame-wreathed Red Rover BB gun	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	Annie Oakley's red-and-green sweater	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	magnetized twirling Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	frozen squat lime green Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	alkaline flattened Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	twirling cheese sword	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	skewed cheese diaper of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	Socratic cheese wheel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	wholesome cheese eye	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	frightening lion tamer's careful Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	shaking shaking The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	stale quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	bad Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	family-friendly sealhide hood	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	blinking savvy sealhide leggings	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	supercool sealhide cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +20
4418	stanky sealhide buckler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4419	miser's sealhide whip	0		Meat Drop: +10
4420	fuchsia aromatic sealhide moccasins	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4421	toasty sealhide gloves	0		Hot Damage: +5
4422	ruddy sealhide belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4423	huge sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	frozen deionized sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 61
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	bouncing Socratic glowstick on a string	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Raveosity: +1
4429	candy necklace of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	dangerous teddybear backpack	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	deionized invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	alkaline huge teal irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	moist wet irritability potion	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	spinning hellseal claw	0		
4440	ghostly groovy guard turtle shell	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	supercool crowbar	0		Moxie Percent: +20
4442	pulsating vibrating spaghetti cult rosary	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
4443	spaghetti cult mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	sizzling spangly mariachi pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	banded arcane researcher's spangly mariachi vest	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100
4447	spinning crafty spangly sombrero	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	vaporized blinking huge Instant Karma	1	good	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 35
4449	huge painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	healthy pointy hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	ribald lawnmower blade	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	The Landscaper's leafblower of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	spinning shaking electrified hardened snailmail coif	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	grievous groovy snailmail breeches	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	Da Vinci's snailmail hauberk of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5
4461	oxidized gray seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 56
4462	polarized diffused tumbling chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 38
4463	moist pressed triple-magnetized chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 41
4464	enhanced Vulcanized chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 59
4465	adjusted chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 22
4466	extra-denatured nitrogenated tumbling chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 19
4467	extra-liquefied blinking chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 50
4468	pulsating Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	mirror BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	squat foul-smelling BRICKO hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	BRICKO pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	BRICKO sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	jittery BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	ghostly BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	blue BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	shaking BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	spinning blurry veiny BRICKO bulwark	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	maroon BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	green upside-down BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	wet recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 37
4498	Vulcanized recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 33
4499	moist altered olive recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 12
4500	double-liquefied jittery tumbling recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 32
4501	anodized wobbly recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 13
4502	pickled magnetized quantum pulsating recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 34
4503	adjusted ghostly twirling recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	rock-hard slick heart of the volcano	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
4505	vacuum-sealed Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 58
4506	blue puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	pulsating Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	warmed &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	rotten special miniature walrus ice cream	2	crappy	Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	flavorless enchanted diet beautiful soup	1	decent	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	bouncing lime green tumbling eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	blurry twirling Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	normal gigantic Humpty Dumplings	8	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	normal huge Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	10	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	strong delicious missing wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	rotten fancy snack-sized gray matter custard	2	crappy	Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	extra-concentrated denatured comfit?	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	wobbly ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	skewed huge lard-coated flamingo mallet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	foul-smelling eye of the Tiger-lily of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	dance instructor's wig of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	moldy red donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	stale bucket of honey	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	padded brawny elephant stinger	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	rotten massive twirling dragon snaps	7	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	skewed Oprah's snapdragon pistil of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 90, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	tumbling puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	diet moldy tumbling skewed rook cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	decent enchanted lime green bishop cookie	3	good	Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	adequate tumbling knight cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	normal twirling king cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	immense spoiled queen cookie	9	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	pulsating fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	teal sage insane tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	yellow mirror lard-coated helm of the knight of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	narrow teal auspicious dance instructor's wristwatch of the knight	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	blurry gravedigger's hale trousers of the knight	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	bouncing knitted tie	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4543	wobbly sharpshooter's tuxedo pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	huge pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	bouncing dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	Sherlock's detour shield	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	pulsating lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	hand-crafted weak world's most unappetizing beverage	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	weightlifter's slippery when wet shield	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	enchanted flavorless skewed raisin	3	decent	Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	flame-retardant smartaleck's flyest of shirts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	enchanted huge normal a dance upon the palate	9	good	Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	special immense toothsome prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	8	awesome	Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	bland red squirmy violent party snack	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	Samson's can-you-dig-it?	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	twirling The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	maroon panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	gray bouncing bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	activated Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	blinking shaking experienced school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	mirror T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of Leguizamo of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	cyan fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	big fancy normal narrow six wedges of goat cheese	5	good	Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 5
4585	maroon collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	narrow brown pixel	0		
4589	spinning careful pixel whip	0		Monster Level: -10
4590	pixel chain whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	stiffened pixel morning star	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	ghostly pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	bouncing tumbling pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	jittery bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	aged weak plastic cup of beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	Fonzie's supercool bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	moldy sun-dried tofu	3	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed shaking soyburger juice	1	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	maroon essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	pickled quantum pulsating essential soy	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	activated polymerized essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	twirling blue chaotic Crown of Thrones	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	weak artisanal Cinco Mayo Lager	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	spinning pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	spinning plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	huge Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	electrified cold-filtered chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	thick tasty pawn cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	distilled blurry coffee pixie stick	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	olive superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	plastic spider ring of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	Sherlock's plastic kazoo	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	stiffened inflatable baseball bat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	Jim Carey's weightlifter's googly-star hat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	yellow wobbly hardened razor-sharp googly-ball hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	lime green lightning-fast miser's googly-heart hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	slick super-sweet boom box of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +20, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	cyan fireproof banded personal trainer's sinister demon mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	spinning bouncing red hale Herculean streetfighting champion's belt of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	narrow chaotic steel-toed Space Trip safety headphones of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	lard-coated LARP carp	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4641	zippy beefy KoL Con Six Pack	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +20
4642	thinker's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Mysticality: +10
4643	rxr shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	wobbly smelly crafty Juju Mojo Mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	blurry blurry wool space trooper helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	cyan Samson's boxer's Meteoid ice beam of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	blurry greedy asbestos-lined Jim Carey's Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	mirror wobbly fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	greasy stiffened ironic knit cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	fuchsia greasy ironic battle spoon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4655	nippy ironic jogging shorts of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	gray censurious mole skin notebook	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	reassuring blackberry galoshes	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4660	flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's trout fang	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	tiny decent poisonous caviar	1	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	frozen modified jittery wet venom duct	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	gray upside-down Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	Da Vinci's Ellsbury's skull of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	pulsating Jeselnik's hot plate	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
4666	weightlifter's strapping imp unity ring	0		Muscle: 20
4667	grievous Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4668	observational glasses of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4669	hilarious comedy prop of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
4670	wobbly wobbly beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	fancy tolerable blinking booze-soaked cherry	3	good	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 40
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	delicious big wobbly marshmallow	5	awesome	
4674	bland mirror sponge cake	4	decent	
4675	artisanal gin-soaked blotter paper	3	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	yellow volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	jittery pottery shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	huge Samson's pottery hat of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	sharpshooter's vibrating pottery training pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	scandalous pottery club	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	double-paned pottery yo-yo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	fuchsia pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	squat fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	yellow fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	bouncing fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	mirror red electrified Greatest American Pants of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	blue electrified fossilized necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	maroon bus pass	0		
4700	teal fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	pulsating foul-smelling red-hot medallion	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	teal tumbling jittery sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	twirling pulsating hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	cyan sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	flavorless miniature lemon popsicle	2	decent	
4715	massive decent enchanted red tumbling popsicle	9	good	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 50
4716	snack-sized normal strawberry popsicle	2	good	
4717	rotten thick mirror liver popsicle	5	crappy	
4718	maroon mariachi hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	purple Tesla Hollandaise helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	upside-down shaking cyan organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	twirling microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	flavorless huge liver and let pie	10	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	big normal badass pie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	delicious shoo-fish pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	immense enchanted flavorless piping organ pie	10	decent	Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	half-sized moldy igloo pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	spoiled stomach turnover	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	flavorless dead lights pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	yummy snack-sized throbbing organ pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	blinking pulsating razor-sharp stop shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	blue sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	blinking rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	shaking prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	purple tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	beer-soaked mop of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4738	mediocre day-old beer	3	decent	
4739	artisanal plain beer	3	EPIC	
4740	tolerable overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	4	good	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	activated liquefied squat PlexiPips	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 33
4745	enhanced tumbling Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 31
4746	triple-anodized mirror green squat Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 48
4747	adequate bone meal	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	drinkable bone aperitif	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	twirling bonerang of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	lime green censurious bone and arrows	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	teal stanky boning knife	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	chilly bone crusher	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	asbestos-lined bone spurs	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	mansplainer's Samson's bonedanna	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	purple boneana hammock of terror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	pickled blue candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	upside-down Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	shaking packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	decent pumpkin pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	acceptable spirit-forward jittery pulsating pumpkin beer	5	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	adjusted pulsating pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	smelly energetic shin gourds	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	ribald Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	gray ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	jittery Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	mirror Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	shaking Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	rotten CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	gray can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	normal CRIMBCOLOAF	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	immense moldy upside-down circular CRIMBCOOKIE	9	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	Fonzie's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	dance instructor's plastic fax machine	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	plastic hobo elf of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	Usain Bolt's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	mirror manspreader's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	ghostly S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	jittery robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	olive robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	blinking robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	normal miniature triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	bite-sized toothsome square CRIMBCOOKIE	1	awesome	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	dog trainer's Rosewater's bindlestocking of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	teal sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	red thinker's strapping Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	prompt avaricious Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	boxer's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	studded dance instructor's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	lightning-fast Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	friendly Uncle Hobo's belt of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	chilled chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	friendly gift-a-pult	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	aerosolized extra-tarnished narrow holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	spinning bouncing CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	ghostly paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	mirror bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	studded CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	blinking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	yellow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	tumbling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	yellow photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	miser's sizzling frosty paperclip-on tie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	blinking dog trainer's paperclip pants of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	dog trainer's manspreader's baleful paperclip turban	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	up-at-dawn paperclip cape	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	bouncing gaudy key	0		
4875	gray BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	vacuum-sealed chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	warmed bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	quadruple-Vulcanized diffused incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	tarnished electrified improved myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	mediocre high-proof CRIMBCO wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	red toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	spoiled tiny toe jam toast	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	spinning twirling traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	spoiled gray traffic jam toast	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	narrow space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal huge space jam toast	10	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	super-ionized oxidized blinking motivational poster	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	spinning bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	spinning slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	small tasty teal festive sausage	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	decent massive holiday cheese log	9	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	huge mansplainer's crafty BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	experienced smooth BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	BGE pocket calendar of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	lion tamer's BGE plastic toy	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	blurry scandalous stapler bear	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	scandalous adhesive tape dolly	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	occult scissor duck	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	Sherlock's baleful Seven Loco	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	frosty Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	pulsating careful Loathing Legion necktie	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	inspector's Loathing Legion knife	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	hardened Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	twirling pulsating Loathing Legion can opener of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	teal wobbly experienced Loathing Legion chainsaw of the storm	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	spinning skewed Sherlock's Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Loathing Legion flamethrower of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	gray Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	Oprah's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	tumbling smooth Loathing Legion double prism	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	Loathing Legion tape measure of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	avaricious Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	spinning Loathing Legion abacus of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	red asbestos-lined Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	mirror huge Loathing Legion hammer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	lime green Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	bite-sized normal wobbly Knob jelly donut	1	good	
4942	skewed Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	lime green Knob batter	0		
4945	cyan Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	pulsating GOTO	0		
4949	triple-vacuum-sealed nitrogenated blue weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 47
4950	electrified jittery abominable blubber	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 14
4951	Van der Graaf flimsy clipboard	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4952	magnetized aerosolized green baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 38
4953	Usain Bolt's personal trainer's whalebone corset	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4954	narrow oven mitts of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
4955	bland overcookie	3	decent	
4956	big flavorless yellow mirror philosopher's scone	5	decent	
4957	electrified quadruple-warmed ghostly half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 21
4958	Annie Oakley's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4959	bite-sized stale green Knob nuts	1	decent	
4960	hand-crafted Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	EPIC	
4961	red Subject 37 file	0		
4962	mansplainer's MacGyver's mysterious lapel pin	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
4963	blinking state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	teal Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	jittery Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	skewed Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	cyan Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	squat Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	blinking Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	jittery Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	blinking Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	skewed Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	blurry narrow Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	mirror Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	blurry Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	shaking Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	twirling Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	huge Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	blurry Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	blurry Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	teal Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	Oprah's card sleeve	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	decent super-sized bouncing wasabi pocky	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	stale tobiko pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	miniature decent squat huge twirling natto pocky	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	watered-down delicious wasabi-infused sake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	tolerable special upside-down tobiko-infused sake	3	good	Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	lousy pulsating spinning natto-infused sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	moist wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	dry flattened tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	dry teal natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	upside-down bouncing Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	wet mirror elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	perfectly mixed marshmallow flamb&eacute;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	enchanted artisanal cranberry schnapps	3	EPIC	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	bad breaded beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	mediocre skewed soy cordial	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	smelly stiffened groovy astral bludgeon	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +10
5029	aromatic astral shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
5030	hale occult astral chapeau of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	ghostly censurious healthy brawny astral bracer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5032	energetic experienced astral longbow of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50
5033	twirling asbestos-lined medical-grade Rosewater's astral shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	sizzling astral mace of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
5035	aromatic steel-toed astral trousers of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	knitted stanky astral ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
5037	mirror narrow vibrating brawny astral statuette of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5038	cyan Fonzie's stylish astral pistol of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +60
5039	foul-smelling dance instructor's astral mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	miser's veiny astral shirt of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
5042	jittery smelly sinister astral belt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
5043	spoiled astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	hand-crafted astral pilsner	4	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	huge astral six-pack	0		
5047	ghostly Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	up-at-dawn auspicious double-ice cap of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	lard-coated dog trainer's hardened double-ice box	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	perfumed forbidden thinker's double-ice britches	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	squat handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	narrow obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	irradiated Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	extra-corrupted deionized blinking Red Pill	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	red the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	snack-sized tasty spaghetti con calaveras	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	diet decent popcorn	1	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	rotten squat chaos popcorn	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	narrow flame-wreathed dance instructor's hole of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	ghostly innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	low-calorie delicious s'more	0	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	fortified tolerable Russian Ice	5	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	wobbly beefy clay ashtray	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	blinking twirling lanyard of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	Rosewater's monster pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	quantum blinking Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	frightening sinister Van der Graaf helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	crutch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	jittery scorching shock belt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	ionized yellow Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	educational rubber band gun	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	energetic pin-stripe slacks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	spinning aromatic gloves	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	quadruple-moist pressed boiled correction fluid	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	careful Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	upside-down arcane researcher's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	grievous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	strapping Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	ghostly strapping Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	grievous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	mirror hardy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	blue wobbly fireproof Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	tumbling Lo Pan's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Jack Frost's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	twirling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	red huge supercharged Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	ghostly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	nitrogenated upside-down willyweed	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	improved non-alkaline upside-down upside-down Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	magnetized oxidized fish juice box	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	upside-down hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	perfectly mixed squat spinning Jeppson's Malort	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	Da Vinci's stress ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	lime green Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Temple Grandin's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	skewed bouncing bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	upside-down Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	perfumed energetic studded Admiral's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	foul-smelling Jim Carey's supercool aviator's cap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	narrow hardened weightlifter's mirrored aviator shades	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	bouncing Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	maroon Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	pickled energized skewed Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	special adequate elven hardtack	3	good	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	irresponsibly strong mediocre elven squeeze	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	cyan narrow E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	jittery E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	wobbly carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	distilled narrow green astral energy drink	1		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 10
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	gray E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	deionized shaking squat lime green honeypot	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 59
5146	delicious wild honey pie	4	awesome	
5147	artisanal watered-down honey mead	2	EPIC	
5148	lightning-fast fireproof clever honey dipper	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
5149	spinning experienced honeybritches of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	gray shaking perfumed reassuring honeycap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	nippy Moonthril Circlet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	flame-retardant Moonthril Greaves	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	healthy Moonthril Flamberge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	tumbling smelly Moonthril Longbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	blue quilted Moonthril Cuirass	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	plush alielf of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	flattened skewed Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	huge plush dogcat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	fuchsia plush hamsterpus of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	huge greasy plush ferrelf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	toasty plush alien hamsterpus	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	bouncing cyan sinister plush mutated alielf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	tumbling inspector's Jim Carey's plush mutated alielephant	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	red mirror mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	mirror ribald girl	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	triple-energized irradiated transporter transponder	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	twirling elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	acceptable Saison du Lune	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	artisanal Moonthril Schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	watered-down hand-crafted Wrecked Generator	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	delicious Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	moldy Crepes a la Lune	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	decent miniature spinning Moon Pie	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	deionized teal twirling Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	galvanized Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	warmed 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	olive Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	spinning blinking Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	aerosolized honey stick	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 62
5189	ionized double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	huge gravedigger's curative Operation Patriot Shield of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	magnetized corrupted data	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	tumbling 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	blurry exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	shaking Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	olive jittery Da Vinci's Great S-Cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	maroon supercharged Marvelous Unitard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	boiled spinning narrow pulsating gooey paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	modified beastly paste	1	good	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	dehydrated paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	twisted blinking ectoplasmic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	distilled tumbling upside-down greasy paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	altered mirror huge bug paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	distilled ghostly squat hippy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	vaporized orc paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	diluted upside-down spinning demonic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	boiled indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	boiled paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	compressed twirling goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	diluted squat olive pirate paste	1	good	Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	distilled pulsating spinning green chlorophyll paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	dried maroon squat paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dried mirror spinning Mer-kin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	dried slimy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	pickled huge wobbly penguin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dehydrated mirror wobbly elemental paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	powdered shaking cosmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	distilled hobo paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	altered purple twirling Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	gigantic flavorless upside-down Ur-Donut	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	teal tumbling The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	blurry box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	bad practically non-alcoholic squat bucket of wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	immense adequate ghostly ultrafondue	9	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	green snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	jittery crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	skewed box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	therapeutic shining halo	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	executive furry halo	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	frosty halo of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	smelly time halo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	strong drinkable Lumineux Limnio	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	lousy irresponsibly strong Morto Moreto	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	bad watered-down Temps Tempranillo	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	acceptable blurry Bordeaux Marteaux	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	high-proof delicious Fromage Pinotage	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	bad blinking Beignet Milgranet	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	delicious Muschat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	diet stale cool jelly donut	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	flavorless half-sized shrapnel jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	big bland occult jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	normal tiny thyme jelly donut	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	stale danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	small yummy smashed danish	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	toothsome blurry forbidden danish	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	tasty enchanted immense cool cat claw	10	awesome	Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	normal blunt cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	yummy shadowy cat claw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	spoiled snack-sized cheezburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	moldy massive toasted brie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	pressed skewed shaking potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	energized electrified shaking too legit potion	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	dry teal Bright Water	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	irradiated upside-down cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	improved upside-down olive graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	non-dry double-wet cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	galvanized oxidized bouncing potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	alkaline blue wobbly potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	extra-ionized fuchsia jittery potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	pressed cold-filtered warmed tumbling potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	triple-tarnished quadruple-electrified jittery wobbly potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	narrow bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	gray chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	squat broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	narrow hammerus of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	clever blunt icepick	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	medical-grade fluorescent lightbulb	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	huge stylish blammer of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	brainy clock-cleaning hammer	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	maroon 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	careful broken clock	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	ghostly upside-down executive dethklok	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	auspicious glacial clock	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	gray Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	jittery d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	purple d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	upside-down generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	green ghostly kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	lime green slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy gigantic phish stick	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	Usain Bolt's steel-toed plastic vampire fangs of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	wobbly Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	MacGyver's supercharged Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	skewed banded Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	Lo Pan's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	pickled aerosolized cold-filtered blinking ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	liquefied necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	unsweetened ionized bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	diffused ionized tumbling whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	activated modified press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	oxidized Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	polymerized deionized altered Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	cold-filtered adjusted ghostly cyan Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	polymerized irradiated wobbly bouncing Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	ionized Vulcanized Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	artisanal distilled upside-down yellow Ecto-Cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	distilled acceptable Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	lousy shaking Blood Light	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	perfectly mixed Silver Bullet beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	hand-crafted Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	skewed pulsating ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	alkaline oxidized sorority brain	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	diffused activated cold-filtered twirling Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	frozen shaking drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	extra-see-thru nightie of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	shaking huge banded BRAINS shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	family-friendly Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	careful scrunchie	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	fuchsia educational cool extremely skinny jeans	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	tumbling inspector's Herculean The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	Jack Frost's brawny The Necbromancer's Stein of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	toasty resourceful The Necbromancer's Shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	ribald dog trainer's Samson's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	watered-down lousy fancy The Cooler Out of Space	2	decent	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	jittery cyan sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	chilled adjusted upside-down Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	teal A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	blue A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	green A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	red Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	spinning pulsating Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	lime green CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	lion tamer's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	wicked plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	purple crafty plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	toasty plastic colollilossus	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	green ghostly weightlifter's plastic Big Candy of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	teal The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	dehydrated bouncing groose grease	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	pulsating bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	upside-down kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ridiculous belt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	experienced ridiculous earring	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	cyan greedy ridiculous sunglasses	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	delicious ridiculous sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	aged weak ridiculous cocktail	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	prompt boxer's zombie monkey necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
5392	jittery Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	corrupted nitrogenated peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	decent peppermint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	ghostly peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	candy cane of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	smelly foul-smelling rock-hard cane-mail shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	rosewater-soaked sinister Newton's cane-mail pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	mediocre pulsating shaking Vodka Matryoshka	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	delicious triple-distilled ghostly Gin Mint	9	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	aged watered-down Tequiz Navidad	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	irresponsibly strong lousy red Mint Yulep	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	watered-down acceptable squat Crimbojito	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	practically non-alcoholic drinkable squat Sangria de Menthe	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	blurry narrow candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	corrupted dry licorice root	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	boiled colloidal tarnished tumbling tumbling banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	liquefied adjusted blinking bouncing pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	electrified lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	ionized improved mirror kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	aerosolized strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	asbestos-lined bananarama bangle	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	Tesla pair of pearidot earrings	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	Jim Carey's tourmalime tourniquet	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	miser's kumquartz ring	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	ghostly Herculean strawberyl necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	huge olive crafty sucker bucket of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	prompt sucker hakama	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	tumbling blue double-paned sucker kabuto	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	boxer's sucker tachi	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	blurry sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	liquefied oxidized twirling fudge lily	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	spinning superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	electrified corrupted spinning blurry fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	squat fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	tasty fudgesicle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	jittery The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	upside-down miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	modified devilish folio	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	upside-down jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	upside-down furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	gray jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	fuchsia gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	shaking lime green gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	maroon gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	double-activated deionized teal Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	stale fudge bunny	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	blinking Socratic fudgecycle of the detective of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	magnetized corrupted resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	nitrogenated energized twirling yellow resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	unsweetened activated upside-down resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	quadruple-moist tumbling resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	Vulcanized colloidal wobbly resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	improved super-frozen deionized resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	enhanced adjusted alkaline shaking purple resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	quantum resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	denatured unsweetened ghostly resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	purple jittery gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	cyan gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	aerosolized dry denatured blurry gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	polarized oxidized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	corrupted green gummi canary	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	delicious massive gummi bear	9	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	rotten special miniature squat gummi bear	2	crappy	Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	spoiled big fancy gummi bear	5	crappy	Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	big adequate drunki-bear	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	delicious drunki-bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	normal drunki-bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	shaking gummi bowtie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	ghostly maroon fudge pocket square	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	shaking wizardly lollipop cufflinks	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	blue belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	maroon belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	tarnished concentrated non-energized gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	activated gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	corrupted unsweetened gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	experienced wizardly Big Candy's tophat	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	olive skewed huge Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	wobbly blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	bland lime green jerky coins	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	practically non-alcoholic delicious Go-Wassail	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	tarnished moist cold-filtered bouncing Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	enhanced pulsating bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	frozen cold-filtered wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	upside-down Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	wobbly pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pulsating pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	narrow pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	shaking pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	blinking pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	pickled ionized Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	yellow do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	miniature decent shaking berries of suffering	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	diffused irradiated tumbling baobab sap	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	fuchsia shaking magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	pickled ghostly Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	extra-dry drinkable Barulio's bottle	5	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	modified colloidal shaking Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	jittery Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	jittery prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	lime green glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	modified extra-pressed desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	pulsating Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	baleful stylish Leapin' Trousers	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25
5544	mediocre practically non-alcoholic tumbling eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	bland hamhock	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	upside-down Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	blurry rosewater-soaked Trusty	0		Stench Resistance: +3
5553	tumbling can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	skewed empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	flattened diffused squat fireclutch	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 15
5556	squat fireproof toasty Rain-Doh wings	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	bouncing Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	toasty Rain-Doh laser gun of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	chaotic wicked Rain-Doh lantern	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	green Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	resourceful cool Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	blinking Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	spoiled shaking PB&BP	3	crappy	
5566	massive decent pulsating club sandwich	8	good	
5567	adequate huge corned-beef Reuben	8	good	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	gray tumbling dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	teal loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	teal Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	weak mediocre Drac & Tan	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	enchanted perfectly mixed weak Transylvania Sling	2	EPIC	Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Shot of the Living Dead	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	bad Buttery Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	artisanal enchanted wobbly Slippery Knob	4	EPIC	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	weak smooth bouncing Flaming Knob	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	bad Grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	watered-down tolerable Locust	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	smooth watered-down Plague of Locusts	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	watered-down acceptable teal Red Dwarf	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	lousy Golden Mean	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	drinkable irresponsibly strong Green Giant	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	distilled mediocre Aye Aye	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	acceptable high-proof Aye Aye, Captain	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	watered-down mediocre Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	watered-down smooth blue Humanitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic More Humanitini than Humanitini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	strong mediocre Oh, the Humanitini	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	enchanted practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted blurry Great Older Fashioned	1	EPIC	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	hand-crafted Fuzzy Tentacle	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	fancy artisanal spirit-forward purple Crazymaker	5	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	perfectly mixed squat Zoodriver	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	delicious extra-dry tumbling Sloe Comfortable Zoo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	perfectly mixed Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	drinkable Suffering Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	bad special pulsating Suppurating Sinner	3	decent	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	artisanal boozy Sizzling Sinner	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Firewater	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	lousy wobbly twirling Earth and Firewater	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	tolerable weak Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	perfectly mixed Slimosa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	fancy acceptable practically non-alcoholic Extra-slimy Slimosa	1	good	Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	tolerable Slimebite	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	drinkable Cement Mixer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	practically non-alcoholic delicious yellow Jackhammer	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	artisanal Dump Truck	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	acceptable Fauna Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	mediocre Chakra Libre	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	mediocre Aura Libre	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	bad blue tumbling Sazerorc	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	tolerable wobbly Sazuruk-hai	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	watered-down special aged Flaming Sazerorc	2	awesome	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Green Velvet	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	acceptable high-proof Green Muslin	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Green Burlap	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	practically non-alcoholic bad Mohobo	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	bad fancy Moonshine Mohobo	3	decent	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	drinkable Flaming Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	tolerable Drunken Philosopher	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	tolerable watered-down Drunken Neurologist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	acceptable watered-down Drunken Astrophysicist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted pulsating Dark & Starry	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	lousy watered-down Black Hole	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	bad Event Horizon	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	weak artisanal fancy skewed Herring Daiquiri	2	EPIC	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	tolerable fortified Herring Wallbanger	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	hand-crafted high-proof huge Herringtini	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	bad Lollipop Drop	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	irresponsibly strong aged Candy Alexander	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	delicious practically non-alcoholic Candicaine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	weak artisanal Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	acceptable Flying Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	bad special practically non-alcoholic Flaming Caipiranha	1	decent	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	perfectly mixed Punchplanter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	bad watered-down Doublepunchplanter	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	drinkable Haymaker	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	mirror shaking crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	decent red fungus	3	good	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	double-moist altered olive stone wool	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 62
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	wobbly careful calendar	0		Monster Level: -10
5648	green Usain Bolt's veiny Boris's Helm	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	experienced staph of homophones of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Alters Page Text
5650	banded padded brainy Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: 120, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	toothsome nailswurst	4	awesome	
5655	perfectly mixed watered-down used beer	2	EPIC	
5656	twirling Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	Fonzie's insulting hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	offensive moustache of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
5661	cyan scandalous hairshirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
5662	jittery Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	twirling pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	blinking How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	stale massive fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	7	decent	
5671	bad pulsating slap and slap again	3	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	dried watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	tumbling pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	double-paned Ze&trade; goggles	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	forbidden stylish swimsuit of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	delicious snack-sized huge P.B.L.T.	2	awesome	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	double-paned UV monocular	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5689	fuchsia drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	bouncing pacification grenade	0		
5692	twirling shellacked quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 7
5693	aromatic phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5694	green skewed Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	bugbear detector of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	nippy dangerous The Lost Glasses	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	lime green The Lost Comb	0		
5701	blue Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	twirling crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	pulsating wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	lion tamer's wax hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	Da Vinci's boxer's wax pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	double-galvanized chilled improved drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	Annie Oakley's fireman's helmet of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	asbestos-lined fire axe	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	twirling greasy cool fire extinguisher of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	tumbling Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	toothsome green shaking FDKOL hotcakes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	half-sized moldy fiery wing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	mirror Jack Frost's wings of fire of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	FDKOL fire hose of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	pressed polymerized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	Rosewater's hot daub bun of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	hot daub stand of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	lard-coated personal trainer's foot-long hot daub	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	small fancy adequate red angst burger	2	good	Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 25
5731	weak lousy 5-hour acrimony	2	decent	
5732	blurry spinning blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	fancy bland forbidden sausage	3	decent	Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 35
5735	aromatic Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	nitrogenated narrow Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 11
5737	corrupted daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	lard-coated Camp Scout backpack	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	special adequate blinking bag of GORP	3	good	Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	practically non-alcoholic drinkable water purification pills	1	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	squat Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	enchanted tolerable CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	4	good	Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	bland bag of GORF	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	blinking CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	immense spoiled bag of QWOP	7	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	concentrated CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	mirror CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	drinkable CSA cheerfulness ration	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	maroon Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	snack-sized moldy crappy brain	2	crappy	
5753	rotten immense decent brain	7	crappy	
5754	spoiled narrow good brain	3	crappy	
5755	huge decent boss brain	7	good	
5756	toothsome enchanted yellow hunter brain	3	awesome	Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 30
5758	spinning twirling razor-sharp dangerous Socratic Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	blue nasty brainy staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +5
5760	prompt lightning-fast padded staff	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3
5761	up-at-dawn sharpshooter's dangerous Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	blinking purple nose	0		
5763	Superhero Reboots of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5764	bouncing boxer's fuzzy busby of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	squat personal trainer's weightlifter's fuzzy earmuffs	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	Socratic thinker's fuzzy montera of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	squat gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	huge twirling gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	maroon Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	shaking talkative skull	0		
5775	fuchsia fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	blinking narrow therapeutic steel-toed Barney's rake	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5778	enchanted decent squat idiot brain	3	good	Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10
5779	reassuring keel-haulin' knife	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
5780	tumbling stanky ice cream scoop	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
5781	practically non-alcoholic special tolerable soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	1	good	Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 40
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	mirror weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	huge messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bouncing bubblin' crude	0		
5790	jittery box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	ribald right bear arm of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	skewed auspicious nasty frosty left bear arm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	blinking upside-down Hat O' Nine Tails of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
5794	deionized concentrated polymerized Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 49
5795	moist extra-flattened shaking Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 67
5796	quantum concentrated narrow Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 33
5797	chilled ionized Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 44
5798	triple-pressed super-concentrated anodized Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 43
5799	ionized bouncing eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 35
5800	enhanced warmed shaking maroon Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 29
5801	double-deionized Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 49
5802	warmed perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 62
5803	pressed narrow White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 58
5804	triple-nitrogenated Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 26
5805	cold-filtered maroon breath mint	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 54
5806	enhanced extra-activated flattened pulsating muesli	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 58
5807	anodized ghostly glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 66
5808	oxidized lime green ghostly glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 35
5809	altered Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 24
5810	nitrogenated Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 45
5811	deionized tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 37
5812	electrified triple-adjusted shaking skelelton spine	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 29
5813	dry modified blinking smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 52
5814	modified blob of acid	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 32
5815	pressed flayed mind	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 37
5816	liquefied kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 15
5817	irradiated forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 11
5818	moist Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 42
5819	adjusted upside-down gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 58
5820	tarnished non-dry twirling bull blubber	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 59
5821	magnetized extra-altered upside-down frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 58
5822	triple-liquefied warmed lime green gazely stare	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 34
5823	moist pulsating canopic jar	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 33
5824	dry nitrogenated clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 16
5825	activated denatured denatured Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 64
5826	vacuum-sealed narrow zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 37
5827	triple-corrupted colloidal quadruple-deionized skewed skeletal banana	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 44
5828	magnetized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 41
5829	wet corrupted janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 14
5830	quantum pygmy papers	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 32
5831	quantum aerosolized lime green pygmy dart	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 52
5832	corrupted quantum purple secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 33
5833	electrified brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 60
5834	modified diffused flattened holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 38
5835	denatured diffused narrow yellow scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 39
5836	adjusted activated blinking embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 60
5837	adjusted denatured ionized shaking Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 36
5838	tarnished corrupted spinning Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 60
5839	tarnished enhanced red ghostly ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 15
5840	ionized electrified double-activated olive Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 53
5841	extra-chilled corrupted extra-aerosolized spinning A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 67
5842	Vulcanized chilled toothbrush	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 14
5843	improved pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 66
5844	concentrated dry teal una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 45
5845	activated compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 37
5846	ionized salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 12
5847	cold-filtered dry upside-down unholy water	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 23
5848	diffused activated quantum Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 56
5849	polarized flattened handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 60
5850	pickled modified space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 38
5851	modified temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 58
5852	irradiated boiled blurry tumbling oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 43
5853	liquefied blurry stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 56
5854	Vulcanized BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 26
5855	concentrated Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 44
5856	oxidized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 57
5857	dry grey cube	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 40
5858	double-dry improved votive candle	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 38
5859	polarized quantum aerosolized booby trap	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 58
5860	moist Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 69
5861	boiled colloidal good ash	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 64
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	triple-vacuum-sealed frozen triple-warmed twirling papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	corrupted adjusted fuchsia papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	dry Vulcanized activated yellow papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	narrow veiny brainy papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	skewed teal coward's Annie Oakley's papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	gray huge family-friendly smooth papier-masque	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	padded papier-mitre of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	narrow lard-coated Samson's papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	yellow huge papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	horrifying Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Spooky Damage: +25
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	tumbling packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	green skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	rosy-cheeked supercool skeleton skis of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	flavorless skeleton quiche	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	blinking tumbling purple chaotic hale Fonzie's sage Bonestabber	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	aged crystal skeleton vodka	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	crafty auxiliary backbone	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	alkaline liquefied that gum you like	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 12
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	blue Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	narrow avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	gray canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	vaporized wobbly Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	huge jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	narrow jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	spinning jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	yellow jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	bouncing ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	greedy wedding ring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
5910	olive deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	blurry cyan nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	MacGyver's Solstice Shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100
5913	frozen anodized skewed candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	dry super-dry tumbling sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	Vulcanized red beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	vacuum-sealed warmed alkaline squat yellow sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	non-altered ionized cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	careful plastic animelf	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	shaking Da Vinci's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	maroon bouncing scandalous plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	medical-grade plastic MechaElf	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	wobbly wobbly electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	purple shaking ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	shaking cyan BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	stylish brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Moxie: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	purple mirror bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	lime green blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	asbestos-lined therapeutic plastic four-shadowed mime of courage	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	manspreader's crafty plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	Tesla deadly plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	squat plastic Lord Flameface of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	plastic Beebee King of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	pulsating plastic Queen Bee of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	tumbling upside-down plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	upside-down plastic Clancy the Minstrel of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	shellacked plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	yellow toasty plastic spiderbugbear	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	sizzling plastic peacannon	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	narrow beefy plastic the Free Man	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	reassuring plastic fire servant	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	ghostly stiffened plastic mumblebee	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	plastic moneybee of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	mirror smartaleck's plastic beebee gunners	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	plastic beebee queue of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	shaking huge curative plastic buzzerker	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	huge plastic bee swarm of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	shellacked plastic batbugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	shaking auspicious plastic bugaboo	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	narrow Sinatra's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	plastic ops bugbear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	wicked plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	scorching plastic cavebugbear	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	supercool plastic Norville Rogers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	smooth plastic Scott the Miner	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	teal plastic angry space marine of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	blinking foul-smelling plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	greasy plastic Father McGruber	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	ribald plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	up-at-dawn plastic blazing bat	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	narrow prompt friendly electronic dulcimer pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	wobbly yellow A-Boo clue	0		
5965	mirror Sherlock's grievous Frown Exerciser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	spinning twirling razor-sharp soul mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
5971	red record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	tumbling record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	stanky energetic groovy silent beret	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	spoiled slice of pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	bad tankard of ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	lime green vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	miser's sizzling wholesome cloth cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	hardened dangerous Rosewater's iron dagger	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	small moldy hamburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	mirror dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	skewed potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	aged bottle of wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	blinking round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	teal chilly banded grievous iron helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	squat zippy stanky friendly steel sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	moldy massive whole roasted chicken	10	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	purple massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	perfectly mixed shining goblet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	upside-down sharpshooter's therapeutic supercool crown	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	prompt sword of horror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	green blurry scorching shellacked Helm of the Scream Emperor of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	lime green gravedigger's stanky extremely unsafe Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	foul-smelling nippy savvy Sword of Dark Omens	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	gravedigger's Shield of Icy Fate of terror of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	mirror manspreader's electrified wizardly Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	double-paned Jim Carey's ruddy Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	personal trainer's Boots of Twilight Whispers of the wise owl of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	resourceful energetic Belt of Howling Anger of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	gray friendly logging hatchet	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6011	studded orc wrist	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6012	energetic freshwater pearl necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6013	mirror grievous orcish stud-finder of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6014	manspreader's screwing pooch	0		Monster Level: +10
6015	oxidized dry olive orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 28
6016	irradiated boiled orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 32
6017	flattened orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 59
6018	distilled tolerable backwoods screwdriver	5	good	
6019	loadstone of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6020	spinning miser's Claybender glasses of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6021	ribald boxer's Duskwalker fangs	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	blinking sage Whoompa Fur Pants of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	dance instructor's Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6025	extra-altered narrow Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 13
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	tumbling Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	red dress pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	brainy badge of authority	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
6032	careful wholesome motorcycle boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
6033	twirling fortified baleful stolen necklace	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
6034	troll britches of the sewer of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	aerosolized blurry vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 65
6036	mediocre practically non-alcoholic cyan artisanal limoncello	1	decent	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	adequate small incredible pizza	2	good	
6039	crafty stiffened oil cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	pulsating toasty shellacked oil lamp	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +5
6041	wicked oil slacks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	twirling zippy oil pan	0		Initiative: +20
6043	huge boid	0		
6044	mirror woim	0		
6045	upside-down Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	wobbly blurry resourceful Misty Cloak of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25
6048	skewed Misty Robe of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
6049	bouncing sizzling experienced boxer's Misty Cape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +10
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	huge decent Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	6	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	bad narrow maroon Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	non-magnetized mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	jittery psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	narrow pulsating The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	executive Samson's Meatcleaver	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	Crimbo Elf bobble-head of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	supercool Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Fonzie's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	wobbly skewed Usain Bolt's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	manspreader's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	sharpshooter's Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	twirling goblin collarbone	0		
6067	shaking blue inspector's Jim Carey's Truthsayer	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	spinning confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	activated pickled super-activated skewed haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	dry magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	wet alkaline modified 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	tolerable triple-distilled McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	6	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	stale haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	huge home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	skewed school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	narrow forbidden haggis socks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	gray airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	brawny Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	savvy Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	lard-coated Microplushie: Bropane	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	green Microplushie: Sororitrate of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	greedy Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	tumbling Microplushie: Raverdrine of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	jittery Samson's Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	upside-down Microplushie: Dorkonide of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	stiffened Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	lime green pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	spinning homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	blurry Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	skewed Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	narrow Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	blinking greedy smartaleck's Ginsu&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	purple bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	blurry bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	wobbly zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	blinking test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	maroon goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	lime green bouncing abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	lousy Chinese beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	jittery upside-down furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	double-chilled warmed skewed bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	Herculean novelty tattoo sleeves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	twirling pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	lard-coated makeshift yakuza mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	mirror battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	skewed asbestos-lined sinister Herculean White Dragon Fang	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	Temple Grandin's butterfly knife	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	wobbly tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	wobbly weighted paperclip chain of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	mirror great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	Jim Carey's rubber gloves	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	jittery fuchsia Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	tumbling triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	tasty roasted duck	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	bland jittery dead meat bun	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	padded cat collar	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	Lo Pan's suspicious-looking fedora of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	huge MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	bouncing huge Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	adequate enchanted carrot cake	3	good	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	boozy aged carrot claret	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	distilled carrot juice	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	bouncing teal flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	Tesla Byte of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	jittery razor-sharp anger blaster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	boxer's doubt cannon	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	Annie Oakley's fear condenser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	narrow regret hose of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	blurry Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	olive Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	blue boxer's commodore's hat of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	foul-smelling naval trousers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	deck cannon of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	hardened ornamental sextant	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	maroon tumbling Bloodbath of courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	perfectly mixed fortified Hundred Headed IPA	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	half-sized moldy shaking chum	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	chilled yellow crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 37
6172	concentrated cold-filtered fuchsia candy crayons	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	fireproof smelly pixel grappling hook	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	jittery lime green upside-down GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	blurry red cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	jittery cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	squat bouncing cosmic fruit	0		
6184	twirling Da Vinci's supercool cool Jarlsberg's hat	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5
6185	rotten consummate hard-boiled egg	4	crappy	
6186	moldy enchanted consummate fried egg	4	crappy	Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 5
6187	small tasty consummate egg salad	2	awesome	
6188	adequate consummate bagel	3	good	
6189	bland consummate sliced bread	3	decent	
6190	flavorless consummate hot dog bun	3	decent	
6191	rotten consummate brownie	3	crappy	
6192	spoiled consummate toast	4	crappy	
6193	acceptable passable stout	3	good	
6194	enchanted spoiled blinking consummate soup	3	crappy	Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
6195	spoiled miniature fancy mirror consummate corn chips	2	crappy	Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 35
6196	immense flavorless consummate salad	10	decent	
6197	spoiled diet consummate salsa	1	crappy	
6198	delicious half-sized shaking tumbling consummate sauerkraut	2	awesome	
6199	massive enchanted rotten bouncing consummate cheese slice	9	crappy	Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 40
6200	decent consummate melted cheese	4	good	
6201	tiny rotten special consummate bacon	1	crappy	Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 45
6202	yummy upside-down consummate meatloaf	4	awesome	
6203	low-calorie toothsome upside-down consummate steak	1	awesome	
6204	rotten consummate cuts	3	crappy	
6205	bland consummate frankfurter	3	decent	
6206	spoiled consummate french fries	3	crappy	
6207	rotten blue spinning consummate baked potato	3	crappy	
6208	high-proof acceptable acceptable vodka	9	good	
6209	enchanted decent consummate ice cream	3	good	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 40
6210	fancy bland miniature consummate whipped cream	2	decent	Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 25
6211	decent cyan consummate cream	3	good	
6212	stale big upside-down consummate strawberries	5	decent	
6213	spoiled immense consummate sorbet	10	crappy	
6214	practically non-alcoholic lousy adequate rum	1	decent	
6215	mediocre mediocre lager	4	decent	
6216	decent immaculate grilled cheese	4	good	
6217	thick rotten special immaculate ice cream sandwich	5	crappy	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 5
6218	stale pulsating immaculate hot dog	3	decent	
6219	tasty immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	awesome	
6220	adequate teal perfect sandwich	3	good	
6221	stale perfect chef salad	3	decent	
6222	diet delicious wobbly ghostly perfect breakfast	1	awesome	
6223	spoiled sublime deluxe hot dog	4	crappy	
6224	adequate sublime stew	4	good	
6225	adequate pulsating sublime nachos	3	good	
6226	small stale Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	decent	
6227	decent enchanted huge Loaded Baked Potato	8	good	Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 40
6228	delicious super-sized Omega Sundae	5	awesome	
6229	fancy hand-crafted watered-down Das Sauerlager	2	EPIC	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 45
6230	tolerable tumbling Bologna Lambic	4	good	
6231	acceptable boozy Vodka Dog	5	good	
6232	artisanal Disappointed Russian	3	EPIC	
6233	perfectly mixed Chunky Mary	4	EPIC	
6234	bad Nachojito	4	decent	
6235	watered-down bad gray Le Roi	2	decent	
6236	fancy artisanal watered-down Over Easy Rider	2	EPIC	Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 45
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	ionized diffused cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 12
6240	quadruple-wet Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 28
6241	warmed censored can label	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 20
6242	denatured electrified ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 32
6243	polymerized super-enhanced narrow the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 48
6244	liquefied flattened anodized cat's paw	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 57
6245	concentrated bouncing ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 27
6246	improved activated demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 16
6247	nitrogenated clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 53
6248	liquefied wet gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 27
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	fireproof ruddy dance instructor's Da Vinci's numberwang of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6251	nitrogenated scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	nitrogenated mirror scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	wobbly Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	narrow spinning teal Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	Jeselnik's razor-sharp stylish Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	maroon upside-down squat wool Lo Pan's savvy cool Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	stanky Samson's Staff of the Light Lunch of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	narrow wool medical-grade forbidden Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	gray sizzling Jack Frost's Staff of the Hearty Dinner of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	energetic deadly Staff of the All-Steak of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	stanky Staff of Fruit Salad of the businessman of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +7, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	narrow Sherlock's occult deadly Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	thick toothsome grain of protein powder	5	awesome	
6268	warmed warmed boiled pec oil	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 19
6269	vibrating gym membership card	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
6270	super-enhanced altered purple Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 45
6271	red huge massive dumbbell	0		
6272	jittery reassuring dog trainer's penguin keychain	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
6273	irradiated blinking O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 40
6274	tolerable tumbling open sauce	4	good	
6275	flame-retardant savvy turkey leg	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
6276	weak perfectly mixed Ye Olde Meade	2	super EPIC	
6277	improved Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 47
6278	gray Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	mirror pewter claymore of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
6280	mansplainer's artisanal rice peeler	0		Monster Level: +15
6281	spoiled fancy heirloom grape tomato	3	crappy	Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 25
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	skewed narrow brown felt tophat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	thinker's Mark I Steam-Hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	red censurious manspreader's Mark II Steam-Hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	blinking flame-retardant dog trainer's stiffened studded Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	maroon blinking Tesla deadly supercool groovy Mark IV Steam-Hat of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	mirror smelly mansplainer's hardy padded Mark V Steam-Hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	yellow ghostly tumbling sage punk rock jacket of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
6292	medical-grade quilted safety pin	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6293	spoiled snack-sized stolen sushi	2	crappy	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	fuchsia huge drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	huge Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	flattened blurry shaking Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 12
6301	adjusted unsweetened shaking possibility potion	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 41
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	avaricious auspicious frightening Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: 15, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	up-at-dawn coward's mansplainer's Lo Pan's Jarlsberg's pan of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -5, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	concentrated corrupted polymerized ghostly celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	triple-vacuum-sealed narrow huge celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	alkaline yellow celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	boiled polymerized celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	nasty Uncle Buck	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	ghostly pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	careful banded SCUBA tank	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -10, Adventure Underwater
6316	wobbly resourceful experienced deep six-shooter	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +50
6317	pulsating auspicious sea chaps of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	mirror energetic sea holster of the scaredy-cat of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6319	flattened shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 52
6320	blurry stanky long-forgotten necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6321	skewed pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	squat frosty Tesla baleful jam band	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6324	squat wool vibrating sinister aquamariner's ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6325	cyan spinning scorching mansplainer's therapeutic aquamariner's necklace	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6326	MacGyver's pearl diver's ring of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6327	Usain Bolt's Sinatra's pearl diver's necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6328	skewed sushi doily	0		
6329	blinking spinning scimitar cozy	0		
6330	pulsating fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	frightening quilted cozy scimitar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Breakable
6333	horrifying Temple Grandin's padded Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25, Breakable
6334	upside-down deadly groovy thinker's cozy bazooka	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Breakable
6335	energetic cool sea mantle	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6336	flame-wreathed shellacked sea shawl	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	purple nippy Van der Graaf sea cape	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	blinking censurious nippy muddy pirate hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	fireproof scorching floral-print skirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	huge coward's brainy spectral axe	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20
6342	Jeselnik's super-strong air freshener of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
6343	double-electrified Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 54
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	ionized warmed Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 40
6346	spinning Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	non-Vulcanized improved spinning Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 22
6348	slick Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	tumbling beefy Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	red Sherlock's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Item Drop: +25, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	shaking spinning studded Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6352	teal huge Rosewater's Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	vacuum-sealed ionized Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 60
6355	nitrogenated green shaking Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 32
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	wicked Mer-kin begsign	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6360	ghostly Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	triple-galvanized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	denatured teal pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	double-pickled triple-tarnished magnetized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	polarized quadruple-anodized squat pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	flattened pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	double-chilled pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	ionized frozen ionized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	wobbly Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	upside-down lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	hand-crafted fortified shaking can of the cheapest beer	5	EPIC	
6372	perfectly mixed bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	EPIC	
6373	watered-down perfectly mixed single swig of vodka	2	EPIC	
6374	mirror angry inch	0		
6375	bouncing rosewater-soaked testy toolbox	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	purple eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	extra-tarnished super-frozen ph balancer	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 44
6381	galvanized concentrated pulsating mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 32
6382	blinking nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	awesome	
6384	narrow jigsaw blade	0		
6385	skewed wood screw	0		
6386	tumbling balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	anodized bouncing Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 36
6390	super-liquefied enhanced super-oxidized Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 47
6391	tarnished electrified shaking Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 39
6392	prompt scale-mail underwear of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	liquefied energized comb jelly	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 63
6394	blurry anemone sauce	0		
6395	tumbling inky squid sauce	0		
6396	shaking Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	ionized irradiated unsweetened twirling Boss Drops	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 35
6400	ghostly gray Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	electrified alkaline ionized bouncing tear	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 24
6402	oxidized triple-dry fuchsia jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 33
6403	pressed twirling grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
6404	warmed twirling violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 24
6405	chilled worst candy	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 23
6406	denatured skewed fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 37
6407	chilly deadly brawny Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	jittery Star Spawn	0		
6410	bouncing bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	shaking Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	special rotten twirling flavorless gruel	3	crappy	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 30
6416	thick yummy tumbling mana curds	5	awesome	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	dry maroon skewed moth dust	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 23
6420	alkaline lime green glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 55
6421	shaking tonic djinn	0		
6422	bland vampire chowder	3	decent	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	maroon Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	normal Dreadsylvanian stew	3	good	
6427	smooth high-proof teal Dreadsylvanian	6	awesome	
6428	non-altered corrupted Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 42
6429	quadruple-magnetized aerosolized fuchsia Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 28
6430	occult Herculean dreadful fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	fuchsia personal trainer's dreadful glove	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	gray Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	huge Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	ghostly Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	jittery Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	tumbling Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	nasty curative Rosewater's Covers-Your-Head	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	vibrating weightlifter's Drapes-You-Regally of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	mirror resourceful hardened thinker's Warms-Your-Tush	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	Van der Graaf Helps-You-Sleep of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Blind
6444	wobbly Herculean Quiets-Your-Steps of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
6445	blinking Fonzie's Protects-Your-Junk of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
6446	delicious watered-down bouncing Gets-You-Drunk	2	awesome	
6447	lime green Usain Bolt's flame-retardant therapeutic Great Wolf's headband	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	rock-hard Newton's beefcake's Great Wolf's left paw	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	auspicious Great Wolf's right paw of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	spinning Samson's brainy Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	deadly boxer's wizardly Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	skewed Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	liquefied corrupted cyan Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 58
6454	dog trainer's Fonzie's zombie mariachi hat of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	vibrating veiny shellacked zombie accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	educational brawny zombie mariachi pants of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	shaking aromatic HOA regulation book of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
6458	toasty stiffened Samson's HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	teal wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	tumbling smooth strapping Mayor Ghost's toupee of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	horrifying Lo Pan's Mayor Ghost's cloak of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	jittery greedy Mayor Ghost's khakis of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	Jeselnik's supercool beefy Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	friendly mansplainer's crafty Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	flavorless enchanted yellow ghost pepper	4	decent	Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
6469	fuchsia spinning fireproof frightening Thunkula's drinking cap of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	flame-retardant Drunkula's cape of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	purple perfumed Drunkula's silky pants of the bloodbag of terror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	executive miser's Oprah's Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: 50, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	blinking rock-hard Drunkula's wineglass	0		Damage Reduction: 5
6475	smooth bottle of Bloodweiser	3	awesome	
6476	zippy nasty Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	huge Newton's savvy Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	green beefy Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of horror of the detective	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	scorching toasty banded boxer's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: 30, Booze Drop: +100
6480	tumbling foul-smelling Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
6481	green Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6482	ghostly ruddy wicked Staff of the Roaring Hearth of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6483	pulsating Kool-Aid	1	awesome	
6484	ghostly blinking dread tarragon	0		
6485	skewed bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	flavorless narrow Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	decent	
6489	mirror music box parts	0		
6490	pulsating unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	mirror complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	shaking frightening Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	watered-down acceptable bloody kiwitini	2	good	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	up-at-dawn Socratic moon-amber necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	avaricious Jeselnik's studded hangman's hood	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
6505	asbestos-lined ring finger ring of courage of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	fuchsia tumbling dog trainer's Sinatra's cool iron helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	Herculean cool iron breastplate of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3
6510	bouncing beefcake's cool iron greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	slick ghost shawl of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
6512	green skull capacitor	0		
6513	Oprah's warm fur	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
6514	pulsating Da Vinci's snowstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
6515	eerie fetish of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6516	delicious blurry stinkwater	4	awesome	
6517	bouncing ghostly dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	snack-sized adequate jittery olive accidental mutton	2	good	
6519	fuchsia prompt drafty drawers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	gravedigger's wolfskull mask of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	lime green guts necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
6522	twirling Socratic groping claw of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1
6523	purple tumbling flame-wreathed vengeful spirit	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
6524	spinning steel-toed BOOtonniere	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
6525	altered blinking ghost thread	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 38
6526	yellow Lo Pan's padded bag of unfinished business	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6527	studded transparent pants of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	purple occult hothammer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6529	tolerable red Thriller Ice	3	good	
6530	olive jittery Rosewater's grandfather watch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	pulsating chaotic baleful spyglass	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6533	purple vial of hot blood of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
6534	lime green smelly remorseless knife	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
6535	intimidating coiffure of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	lion tamer's strapping cod cape	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +2
6537	normal blood sausage	3	good	
6538	tumbling personal trainer's smooth frying brainpan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6539	upside-down ball and chain of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6540	wobbly Jack Frost's dry bone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
6541	therapeutic tailbone shield	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Thorns: 1
6542	shaking tonguebone of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
6543	weightlifter's pogo stick of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
6545	hardy Newton's weedy skirt of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	purple groovy pants of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	squat teal squat cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	narrow cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	mirror jittery sleaze cluster	0		
6556	pressed wet diffused phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 44
6557	vacuum-sealed squat phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
6558	extra-concentrated pulsating maroon ghostly phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 29
6559	extra-Vulcanized non-flattened phial of stench	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 20
6560	ionized double-nitrogenated narrow phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 59
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	blinking mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	wool hand of Mr. Cards	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	super-sized spoiled shaking yellow Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	5	crappy	
6565	fancy flavorless twirling Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	decent	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 40
6566	spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6567	spoiled ghostly Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	crappy	
6568	rotten huge Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	6	crappy	
6569	special lousy green pulsating Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	decent	Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 15
6570	tolerable teal Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	good	
6571	mediocre Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	decent	
6572	weak artisanal Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6573	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	squat dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	blinking hardy hot dog wrapper	0		Maximum HP: +50
6585	greedy brawny debonair deboner	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
6586	nitrogenated chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 34
6587	maroon jar of frostigkraut of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Aura: 1
6588	skewed flame-wreathed vibrating gnawed-up dog bone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6589	asbestos-lined Grey Guanon	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6590	up-at-dawn sharpshooter's supercool Engorged Sausages and You	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
6591	lousy practically non-alcoholic enchanted dream of a dog	1	decent	Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 30
6592	bouncing scorching razor-sharp optimal spreadsheet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	distilled epic cluster	1	good	
6596	tumbling clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	gray clockwork disc	0		
6599	ghostly clockwork hand	0		
6600	blinking clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	shaking clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	skewed clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	narrow clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	upside-down cuckoo clock	0		
6615	hand-crafted Cold One	4	???	
6616	bland spaghetti breakfast	4	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	bouncing folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	blue folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	jittery spinning folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	lime green folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	bouncing folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	narrow ghostly folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	narrow folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	bouncing folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	spinning folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	blue executive Samson's slide rule	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +40
6649	frozen anodized skewed twirling Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 64
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	squat twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	bad stepmom's booze	3	decent	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	band T-shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
6655	bad triple-distilled fountain 'soda'	8	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	jittery quilted pickelhaube of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	Vulcanized improved alkaline hair oil	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 52
6659	tarnished ionized jittery scrap	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 51
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	Usain Bolt's lion tamer's Annie Oakley's dance instructor's Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80
6663	universal key	0		
6664	squat world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	shaking fireproof banded deathchucks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	corrupted dry twirling bouncing teal sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 67
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	modified improved superwater	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 29
6676	cyan Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	wobbly crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	red Yearbook Club Camera of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	flame-wreathed machete	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
6680	tolerable Cursed Punch	4	good	
6681	drinkable high-proof mirror Bowl of Scorpions	7	good	
6682	drinkable skewed Fog Murderer	3	good	
6683	pulsating book of matches	0		
6684	extremely unsafe surgical mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	cool head mirror	0		Moxie: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	bouncing half-size scalpel of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	blinking surgical apron of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	studded bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	gray McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	pulsating shaking boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	blue moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	twirling dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	mirror crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	huge scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	purple bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	blurry censurious Herculean short-handled mop	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6705	tiny stale jungle floor wax	1	decent	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	energized corrupted colorful toad	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 50
6708	mirror fuchsia crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	Jim Carey's pygmy briefs of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	bouncing short calculator	0		
6715	Usain Bolt's strapping sphygmomanometer	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +80
6716	quadruple-pressed bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 26
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	mirror clever shellacked compression stocking	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20
6719	midriff scrubs of Leguizamo of doom	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6720	tarnished pickled lime green pill cup	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 25
6721	horrifying water bottle of the ox of the cougar	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	super-Vulcanized pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 39
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	low-calorie decent exotic jungle fruit	1	good	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	squat tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	cyan funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	mirror claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	tumbling cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	narrow jagged scrap	0		
6739	activated bent scrap	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 48
6740	gray molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	olive pulsating censurious junk band	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6743	ghostly sinister junk trunks	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	junk-mail shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6745	low-calorie spoiled mirror upside-down junk food	1	crappy	
6746	high-proof tolerable junk yard	6	good	
6747	sharpshooter's swordzall of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15
6748	Newton's arm buzzer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
6749	lion tamer's boilgun of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6750	cyan blinking Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	skewed shaking handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	fuchsia ghostly squat beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	lousy mirror narrow can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	perfectly mixed shaking can of Drooling Monk	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	weak tolerable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	triple-distilled artisanal narrow bottle of Old Pugilist	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	high-proof lousy bouncing pulsating bottle of Professor Beer	10	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	tolerable watered-down red bottle of Rapier Witbier	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	acceptable fancy bottle of Race Car Red	4	good	Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	bad weak ghostly bottle of Greedy Dog	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	lousy bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	purple pulsating chaotic wicked savvy tin tam	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	cold-filtered boiled ionized tin cup	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	ghostly resourceful smartaleck's tin foil of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	Jeselnik's chaotic tin drum of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	blurry tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	unsweetened foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 63
6777	pressed polarized skewed seal sweat	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 56
6778	cold-filtered boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 26
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	studded extremely unsafe studded sealhide shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80
6781	smooth scabrous seal epaulets of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6782	spinning fuchsia abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	flame-retardant electrified beefcake's seal medal	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6784	upside-down deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	spinning candy knife	0		
6793	shaking soap knife	0		
6795	concentrated tumbling disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 29
6796	chilled ionized blinking disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 26
6797	altered cold-filtered spinning disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 68
6798	pickled activated disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 45
6799	dry disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 25
6800	vacuum-sealed ghostly disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 69
6801	enhanced polymerized wobbly disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 44
6802	moist huge disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 32
6803	alkaline teal disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 35
6804	activated double-alkaline disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 56
6805	aerosolized spinning disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
6806	nitrogenated disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 62
6807	dog trainer's Newton's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	mirror beer-battered accordion of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	bouncing baritone accordion of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	extremely unsafe mama's squeezebox	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	lime green educational guancertina	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	pulsating prompt accordion file	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	narrow rosewater-soaked accord ion	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	bone bandoneon of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	stylish pentatonic accordion	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	jittery zippy non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	vibrating sinister Accordion of Jordion	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	bouncing scandalous autocalliope	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	accordionoid rocca of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	shaking tumbling arcane researcher's pygmy concertinette	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	wobbly stiffened baleful ghost accordion	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	peace accordion of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	sharpshooter's alarm accordion of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	olive scandalous brainy strapping All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	Tesla sage KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6828	weak mediocre discocktail	2	decent	
6829	KoL Con X Bingo Card of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6830	Temporal Tempera Tube of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6831	energized Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 14
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	alkaline flattened purple Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
6834	polymerized box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 56
6835	tarnished altered wobbly narrow teal bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 26
6836	quadruple-liquefied PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 11
6837	pickled extra-nitrogenated squat tumbling Swizzler	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 33
6838	tarnished pulsating Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30
6839	aerosolized squat jam	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 56
6840	activated Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 63
6841	unsweetened magnetized 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 69
6842	corrupted vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 56
6843	unsweetened enhanced bouncing bone bons	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 22
6844	extra-ionized ironic mint	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 59
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	olive greasy security flashlight	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6849	quantum electrified jittery Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 45
6850	double-paned sturdy cane of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
6851	narrow huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	narrow carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	mirror desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	tumbling a suspicious address	0		
6856	Bal-musette accordion of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	maroon forbidden Cajun accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	Newton's quirky accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	Sherlock's double-paned Skipper's accordion	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	narrow coward's Fonzie's beefcake's Pantsgiving of the brazier	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	moldy can of sardines	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	huge normal high-calorie sugar substitute	6	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	stale pat of butter	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	enchanted stale dinner roll	4	decent	Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	spoiled jumbo mashed potatoes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	decent snack-sized whole turkey leg	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	decent deviled egg	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	cold-filtered yellow finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	liquefied blurry dented spoon	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	ionized jittery yellow love note	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	skewed huge school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	irradiated energized extra-energized fuchsia nail file	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	liquefied candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	blinking shaking gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	aerosolized post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	tumbling dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	ghostly bouncing pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	red electrified wizardly bowl of petunias of bravery of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	wobbly double-paned Tesla curative steel-toed power sock	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	smartaleck's slick wool sock of the brute of the brazier	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	hardy occult moustache sock of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	ionized extra-polymerized tumbling narrow spirit gum	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 16
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	blinking spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	pulsating lime green spirit blanket	0		
6890	skewed spirit bed	0		
6891	foul-smelling sage beefy spirit bell	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	quantum gray spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	anodized vacuum-sealed chilled ghostly freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	cold-filtered blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	quadruple-cold-filtered double-pickled maroon handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	ionized tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	deionized adjusted galvanized Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	fuchsia Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	shaking jittery experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	bouncing hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	blurry thinker's flask flops of the detective	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6903	chilled tumbling pulsating blurry nuts	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	adjusted ionized red bolts	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	decent jittery gingerbread robot	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	immense bland petit 4.1	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	snack-sized spoiled nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	wizardly plastic GORM-8	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	olive MacGyver's plastic warbear	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	bouncing friendly plastic Toybot	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	cool plastic warbear fortress	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	studded thinker's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	lime green fortified Newton's warbear hoverbelt of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	blinking warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	dry enhanced warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	denatured pressed warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	flattened flattened warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	jumbo flavorless jittery jittery warbear feasting bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	moldy half-sized skewed warbear warrior bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	adequate snack-sized twirling huge warbear thermoregulator bread	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	bad warbear feasting mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	weak acceptable spinning warbear bearserker mead	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	delicious watered-down warbear blizzard mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	tumbling warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	huge wool toasty lion tamer's warbear plain fedora	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	wobbly warbear feathered fedora of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	chaotic clever supercool warbear fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	hale baleful strapping warbear plain helm	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	Usain Bolt's warbear spiked helm	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	jittery blurry groovy smooth warbear electro-spiked helm of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	olive executive mansplainer's Lo Pan's warbear plain ushanka	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	warbear lined ushanka of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	medical-grade hardy hale warbear heated ushanka	0		Maximum HP: 70, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	Temple Grandin's boxer's cool warbear party pants	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	wobbly steel-toed warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	skewed Socratic warbear high festival pants of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	dance instructor's Samson's Rosewater's warbear battle greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	warbear officer greaves of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	squat upside-down MacGyver's rosy-cheeked warbear bearserker greaves of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	miser's horrifying supercool warbear johns	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	warbear fleece-lined johns of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf warbear johns of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	Socratic warbear goggles of the storm of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	warbear snowblindness goggles of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	Tesla padded warbear polarized goggles of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	blurry dangerous thinker's warbear laser bowtie of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	brainy warbear plasma bowtie	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	frosty lion tamer's resourceful warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	cyan wobbly Newton's stylish warbear warscarf of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	brawny warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	ghostly cyan fortified Socratic groovy warbear warscarf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	upside-down warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	warbear foil hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	thinker's warbear oil pan of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	greedy warbear exhaust manifold	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	lime green warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	purple warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	blue blinking warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	upside-down warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	shaking Annie Oakley's die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	knitted die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	supercharged die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	educational die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	supercharged die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	dog trainer's die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	spinning olive cool die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	die-cast factory worker elf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	die-cast gift-wrapping elf of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	steel-toed die-cast middle-management elf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	gray huge fireproof die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	mirror frosty die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	frosty die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	rosewater-soaked die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	Socratic die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	Socratic die-cast turtle mech	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	rock-hard die-cast Swiss hen	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	yellow die-cast killing bird of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	sinister die-cast ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	dog trainer's die-cast goose a-laying	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	experienced die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	squat bouncing die-cast blade a-spinning of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	ghostly manspreader's die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	yellow therapeutic die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	inspector's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	skewed nasty Sinatra's die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	huge smooth die-cast Uncle Hobo of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	narrow shaking MacGyver's groovy die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	pulsating The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	ionized non-warmed Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	diluted handful of Smithereens	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	spoiled shaking Every Day is Like This Sundae	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	moldy small Miserable Pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	huge adequate This Charming Flan	7	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	weak tolerable Irish Coffee, English Heart	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	practically non-alcoholic drinkable shaking Strikes Again Bigmouth	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	tolerable Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	ghostly cyan Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	chilly hardened Work is a Four Letter Sword of terror of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	knitted Jeselnik's educational Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of horror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	narrow inspector's Sheila Take a Crossbow of the brute of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	auspicious asbestos-lined careful A Light that Never Goes Out of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	Tesla banded Socratic Half a Purse of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	rosewater-soaked knitted Annie Oakley's fortified Hairpiece On Fire	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	scorching Jack Frost's Fonzie's sage Vicar's Tutu	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	upside-down flame-retardant sinister boxer's Hand in Glove	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	horrifying stanky healthy Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	maroon wobbly groovy Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	asbestos-lined Lo Pan's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	jittery family-friendly chaotic Saucepanic of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	ghostly green Jeselnik's sage Frankly Mr. Shank of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	grievous smartaleck's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	Lo Pan's third-hand lantern	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	miniature decent pickled egg	2	good	
7033	wobbly tumbling cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	huge warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	blue warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	extra-anodized oxidized tumbling warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	pulsating warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	shaking warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	liquefied ionized glass slipper	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	twisted green shaking antimatter wad	1	awesome	Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	non-deionized warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	aerosolized quantum denatured yellow twirling warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	adjusted enhanced shaking warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	squat broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	stale warbear gyro	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	extra-adjusted polymerized recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	enchanted miniature moldy breakfast mess	2	crappy	Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	spoiled green narrow breakfast miracle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	colloidal red Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	upside-down praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	narrow Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	tumbling hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	modified grim fairy tale	1	crappy	Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	triple-boiled pickled single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	flattened single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 26
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	flavorless snow berries	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	normal gigantic ice harvest	10	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	wet upside-down frost flower	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	super-deionized snow cleats	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	double-pickled liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	flavorless snow crab	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	artisanal distilled Ice Island Long Tea	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	jittery ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	spinning ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	ghostly frosty snow mobile	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	padded ice bucket	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	Sherlock's shellacked snow shovel	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	mansplainer's beefy bod-ice of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	blinking yellow asbestos-lined therapeutic Herculean snow belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked ice nine of the empath of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	drinkable weak special En Una Fila Tequila	2	good	Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 25
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	
7092	upside-down smelly sage warbear dress helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	tumbling gravedigger's Oprah's warbear dress bracers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	coward's warbear dress greaves of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	frightening sage sweatband	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	miser's gym shorts of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 60, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	twirling scorching ankleweights of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	narrow up-at-dawn family-friendly foul-smelling sweat socks of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	blue Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	altered Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	chilled irradiated powder	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	double-paned licorice whip	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	watered-down hand-crafted tumbling squat snakebite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	frightening brawny candy stick	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	rotten huge wobbly pecan	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	decent pecan pie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	enchanted decent snack-sized olive candy mountain oyster	2	good	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	tolerable triple-distilled chocotini	10	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	mansplainer's Fonzie's chocolate rabbit's foot of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	moldy candy carrot	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	stale bite-sized candy carrot cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	horrifying chaotic carrot-on-a-stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	huge brainy weightlifter's weasel stomping pants	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	rotten squat mulberry	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	mediocre mirror mulled berry wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	lightning-fast lemon party hat	0		Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	supercharged lemon shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	reassuring lemon drop trousers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	vacuum-sealed concentrated unsweetened lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	dog trainer's savvy gummi sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	corrupted small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	sizzling chocolate cow bone	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	frozen gummi fang	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	bland narrow teal leftover canap&eacute;s	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	perfectly mixed magnum of champagne	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	spinning frosty crafty groovy cow creamer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	tarnished Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	upside-down lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	lightning-fast wolf whistle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	stale witch's bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	improved blurry witch's brew	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	rock-hard witch's bra of chilblains of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	drinkable mid-level medieval mead	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	nitrogenated bouncing squat R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	bouncing spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	Vulcanized blue twirling hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	frozen hare brush	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	ghostly lion tamer's Tesla hare pin	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	spinning odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	flavorless shaking maroon cinnamon cannoli	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	enchanted aged expensive champagne	4	awesome	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	concentrated purple jittery polo trophy	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	olive rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	jittery	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	narrow clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	blinking parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	lion tamer's electrified fire hose of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	normal cyan fireman's lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	knitted Herculean plain paper hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	special thick moldy ice cream sandwich	5	crappy	Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	smelly therapeutic &quot;honey&quot; dipper of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	flavorless plumber's lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	avaricious hardy skull gearshift knob of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	decent nachos of the night	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	knitted foul-smelling Sketcherz&trade; of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	normal fuchsia blurry can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	flattened activated smudge stick	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	quadruple-colloidal yellow huge wall	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	weak delicious tankard of ale	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	super-vacuum-sealed scroll case	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	non-polarized narrow jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	spinning yellow juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	fancy stale humble pie	4	decent	Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	ghostly squat small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	anodized crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 53
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	huge The First Pizza	0		
7180	narrow The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	mirror wobbly The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	upside-down Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	artisanal triple-distilled unnamed cocktail	7	EPIC	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	weightlifter's unrequired jacket	0		Muscle: +15
7190	tommy gun of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	ghostly boxer's breadchucks of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
7198	nippy silk skirt of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	aromatic Buddy Bjorn	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	miser's inspector's sizzling The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10
7202	special big stale sweet roll Alabama	5	decent	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 50
7203	Saturday Night Special of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	smelly fleetwood chain	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7206	high-proof acceptable upside-down pulsating Green Manalishi	6	good	
7207	pulsating cyan careful blade	0		Monster Level: -10
7208	blinking fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	shaking pulsating maroon blinking eagle's milk	1	crappy	
7210	nitrogenated gray eagle feather	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 25
7211	oxidized huge one pill	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 18
7212	therapeutic Jefferson wings	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	moldy fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	4	crappy	
7216	squat lynyrd skin	0		
7217	hardy lynyrdskin cap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	jittery strapping lynyrdskin tunic	0		Muscle: +5
7219	healthy lynyrdskin breeches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	hand-crafted Flamin' Whatshisname	3	EPIC	
7223	deionized nitrogenated lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 14
7224	cyan vibrating boxer's Kashmir sweater	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
7225	bland custard pie	4	decent	
7226	pulsating tea for one	1	good	
7227	perfectly mixed blue bottle of Evermore	3	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	high-proof acceptable wine	8	good	
7230	weak artisanal rum	2	EPIC	
7231	tolerable Murderer's Punch	3	good	
7232	spoiled jumbo wobbly velvet cake	5	crappy	
7233	cold-filtered letter	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 46
7234	vibrating wizardly book	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10
7235	pulsating dangerous thinker's masque	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
7236	mirror nasty red-hot poker	0		Stench Damage: +5
7237	lightning-fast Red X Shield	0		Initiative: +40
7238	knitted nasty badge	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7239	lime green shirt of James Dean of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
7240	cool coat	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +5
7241	blinking mansplainer's shoe of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	vacuum-sealed tarnished huge blood cells	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 62
7245	dry wet pulsating eye	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 67
7246	jittery glark cable	0		
7247	careful studded Red Fox glove	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	double-tarnished improved foxglove	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 12
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	twirling Oprah's vibrating grievous Sneaky Pete's jacket of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	pulsating jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	upside-down shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	jittery really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	acceptable mini-martini	4	good	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	altered pulsating maroon skewed molotov soda	1	good	
7258	altered triple-Vulcanized pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 36
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	huge firebomb	0		
7261	grievous Sinatra's Sneaky Pete's basket of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25
7262	twirling &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	pulsating photograph of a dog	0		
7264	teal photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	blurry disposable instant camera	0		
7267	inspector's hardened Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the wise owl of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	red spinning &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	ghostly plastic Professor What of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7273	blinking flame-retardant plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7274	Socratic plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
7275	tumbling ghostly medical-grade plastic Gary Claybender	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7276	plastic Captain Kerkard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7277	aerosolized deionized improved robot grease	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 61
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	enhanced pickled bouncing wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 24
7280	polarized liquefied huge fuchsia wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 37
7281	quadruple-magnetized wobbly wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 52
7282	non-polymerized fuchsia wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 66
7283	energized wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 29
7284	perfumed crying statue earrings of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	inspector's plastic Duskwalker necklace of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	wobbly lightning-fast ruddy plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	weightlifter's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	blue jittery Jeselnik's coward's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	ghostly vibrating therapeutic strapping amok putter	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7290	adequate amok pudding	4	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	cyan putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	irradiated energized bouncing upside-down can of V-11	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	double-paned chaotic elevennis shoes	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	upside-down elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	pulsating spinning stanky forbidden elevenderizing hammer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	skewed horrifying Professor What T-Shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	tumbling huge pellet of plant food	0		
7300	wobbly sewing kit	0		
7301	mirror Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	teal Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	wobbly blue Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	blurry Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	extra-modified cold-filtered eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 14
7309	alkaline chilled electrified shaking skewed rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 63
7310	concentrated twirling bronzer	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 54
7311	supercharged wizardly elegant nightstick	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	twirling rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	blurry narrow wicked ghost of a necklace of Leguizamo of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7319	Oprah's Elizabeth's Dollie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50
7320	improved Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 26
7321	executive Stephen's lab coat of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60
7322	magnetized polymerized yellow Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 32
7323	jittery censurious baleful Jacob's rung	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7324	powdered tumbling battery	1		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 40
7325	drinkable snakebite	4	good	
7326	squat reassuring fireproof rubber ribcage	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
7327	dried ghostly upside-down synthetic marrow	1		
7328	chilled liquefied polymerized spinning funny bone	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 18
7329	careful groovy half-melted spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
7330	twisted tumbling the funk	1		
7331	yummy immense skewed gunky chicken	10	awesome	
7332	blurry dance instructor's doll head	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7333	fuchsia droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	resourceful therapeutic paddle-ball	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7336	anodized quantum sound effects record	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 25
7337	jittery alphabet block	0		
7338	nitrogenated altered blurry dancer	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 55
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	toasty moose antlers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	cold-filtered upside-down moose thought	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 28
7342	small stale pulsating moose chocolate	2	decent	
7343	strong hand-crafted bouncing painting of a glass of wine	5	EPIC	
7344	squat oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	skewed doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	teal healthy ghost toga of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
7348	stale sheet cake	3	decent	
7349	narrow ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	blinking wholesome experienced Staff of the Electric Range of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10
7352	spoiled deluxe layer cake	3	crappy	
7353	lime green chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	tolerable red-hot boilermaker	3	good	
7355	ghostly squat greasy coal shovel	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	quantum hot coal	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 51
7357	extra-polymerized modified coal dust	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 18
7358	perfumed wool Bram's choker of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	huge twirling plaid bandage	0		
7361	smartaleck's plaid pocket square	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7362	energetic wholesome plaid skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	super-deionized blinking bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 34
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	deionized activated tumbling fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 43
7366	smooth bottle of laundry sherry	3	awesome	
7367	ionized chilled industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 15, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	delicious snack-sized extra-flat panini	2	awesome	
7369	energized dry mangled finger	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 60
7370	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed Psychotic Train wine	10	EPIC	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	normal pie man was not meant to eat	3	good	
7373	smartaleck's sommelier's towel	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7374	tarnished tastevin of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7375	small moldy actual tapas	2	crappy	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	baleful ghast iron cleaver of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +100
7378	banded occult ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	greedy fortified ghast iron heater shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +20
7380	narrow clever grievous ghast iron codpiece	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	lightning-fast Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Initiative: +40
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	magnetized concentrated bouncing Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	frozen bouncing Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	magnetized anodized bouncing Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	improved twirling Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	ionized frozen Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	warmed frozen pressed teal Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	nitrogenated magnetized Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	polarized chilled pulsating Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	adjusted colloidal mirror maroon Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	super-unsweetened warmed Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	quadruple-diffused colloidal Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	anodized unsweetened spinning Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	moist polymerized Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	galvanized green Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	dry Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	moist galvanized denatured Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	non-liquefied quadruple-polarized extra-aerosolized narrow skewed Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	improved unsweetened mirror Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	Vulcanized nitrogenated blurry maroon Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	concentrated irradiated Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	denatured blinking Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	improved frozen narrow Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	maroon mirror Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	olive Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	pulsating Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	jittery Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	ghostly Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	lime green pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	bouncing salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	green bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	pickled bouncing sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	blinking Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	shaking Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	ionized super-boiled spinning Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	electrified energized ghostly fuchsia Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	tarnished green Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	magnetized extra-polarized Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	triple-liquefied boiled huge upside-down Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	chilled Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	flattened flattened blurry Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	stale Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	spoiled Brain Food Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	decent Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	bite-sized stale pulsating Medical Pastaco	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	enchanted tasty fuchsia Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	awesome	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	normal half-sized Ludovico Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	lousy overpowering mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	bad enchanted pulsating green complex mushroom wine	4	decent	Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	drinkable wobbly smooth mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	acceptable practically non-alcoholic blood-red mushroom wine	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	aged buzzing mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	special artisanal watered-down narrow swirling mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	snack-sized flavorless upside-down Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	toothsome Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	bouncing Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	watered-down lousy regular-size brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	delicious watered-down super-size brogurt	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	artisanal broberry brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	acceptable practically non-alcoholic brocolate brogurt	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	bad practically non-alcoholic French bronilla brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	fuchsia industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Brogre brorts of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	skewed chilly Brogre brolo shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	Brogre bucket hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	up-at-dawn experienced 8-billed baseball cap of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	family-friendly extremely wet T-shirt of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	Jim Carey's vibrating shrimp fork of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	galvanized mirror BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	non-concentrated corrupted go-go potion	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	alkaline twirling wobbly shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	non-moist wet Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	squat cyan blurry string of moist beads of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	tumbling Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	pressed tumbling olive jittery Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	ionized purple sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	deionized sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	red jittery sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Rompedores de Fantasmas	1	super ultra EPIC	
7483	bad triple-distilled La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	6	decent	
7484	lousy tumbling Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	decent	
7485	blue loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	yellow detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	lousy olive bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	shaking bouncing wine bomb	0		
7495	huge upside-down recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	pulsating Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	triple-colloidal pressed jittery Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 60
7500	blurry map	0		
7501	gray	0		
7502	anodized Texas tea	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 42
7503	narrow spinning Socratic dark hamethyst ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
7504	bouncing gravedigger's dark baconstone ring	0		Spooky Damage: +10
7505	green brainy dark porquoise ring	0		Mysticality: +5
7506	spinning healthy weightlifter's book	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20
7507	wizardly cloak	0		Mysticality: +25
7508	shaking label	0		
7509	spoiled twirling Mornington crescent roll	3	crappy	
7510	diffused twirling eye shadow	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 12
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	cold-filtered poppy	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 29
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	sizzling duonoculars of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
7515	red plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	chilly slick spider leg	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5
7518	shaking wand of pigification	0		
7519	irresponsibly strong aged glass of bourbon	8	awesome	
7520	blurry burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	adequate massive government cheese	9	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	hardened pair of government shades	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	non-vacuum-sealed electrified twirling government	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	nitrogenated deionized alien drugs	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	upside-down weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	perfumed Herculean government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	gigantic enchanted decent bouncing spinning loaf of alien bread	7	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	bland immense grilled cheese sandwich	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	compressed alien protein powder	1	decent	Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	acceptable distilled rocket fuel	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	weak perfectly mixed stealth bomber	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	wobbly twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	stylish space beast fur hat	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	forbidden space beast fur pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	blinking Da Vinci's space beast fur whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	pulsating space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	prompt space heater of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	drinkable spirit-forward ghostly space port	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	stanky Fonzie's space needle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	chilled super-irradiated spinning buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	activated ghostly ash soda	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	modified energized vacuum-sealed liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	diffused mirror dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	wet super-warmed wobbly ghostly bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	corrupted frozen bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	polymerized colloidal dry jittery blood cells	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 34
7558	lousy irresponsibly strong wine	10	decent	
7559	diffused altered gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 52
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	improved pressed giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 48
7562	adjusted pulsating musk turtle	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 26
7563	colloidal programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 55
7564	chilled galvanized mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 60
7565	normal ham steak	4	good	
7566	flame-retardant time-twitching toolbelt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	scandalous toasty Time Lord Badge of Honor of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
7569	sharpshooter's wholesome Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
7570	extra-anodized Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 39
7571	huge silent pea shooter of the brazier of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7572	fancy spoiled D roll	3	crappy	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 30
7573	blinking strapping kiwi beak of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Candy Drop: +100
7574	triple-distilled perfectly mixed New Zealand iced tea	8	EPIC	
7575	knitted droll monocle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7576	quadruple-diffused polymerized squat future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 31
7577	adjusted enhanced future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 26
7578	energized dry huge future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 29
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	diluted maroon narrow liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	enchanted yummy green rack of dinosaur ribs	4	awesome	Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 30
7583	drinkable blinking scotch on the rocks	4	good	
7584	flame-retardant yabba dabba doo rag of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	razor-sharp dangerous wooly loincloth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	gray helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	squat Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	acceptable red glass of &quot;milk&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	hand-crafted cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	drinkable weak thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	drinkable Lucky Lindy	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	hand-crafted extra-dry red Bee's Knees	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	aged practically non-alcoholic Sockdollager	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	aged purple mirror Ish Kabibble	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted cyan Hot Socks	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	aged triple-distilled Phonus Balonus	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Flivver	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	weak lousy bouncing teal Sloppy Jalopy	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	enhanced flame	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 29
7601	boiled chilled nitrogenated temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 52
7602	boiled non-pickled mirror Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 65
7603	oxidized improved neckbeard	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 35
7604	concentrated artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 57
7605	enhanced skewed punk patch	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 53
7606	polarized activated tumbling steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 69
7607	moist Vulcanized vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 15
7608	super-ionized maroon jittery turtle mud	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 47
7609	deionized red skewed Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 42
7610	Vulcanized Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 57
7611	electrified Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 68
7612	quantum corrupted tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 16
7613	deionized wobbly pulsating bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 58
7614	polymerized galvanized voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 30
7615	extra-aerosolized upside-down pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 12
7616	galvanized pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 51
7617	enhanced concentrated pulsating green short deposition	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 58
7618	double-diffused straw pole	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 51
7619	wet copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 38
7620	diffused oxidized purple wobbly ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
7621	quantum ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 63
7622	flattened non-denatured skewed button rouge	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 21
7623	double-galvanized Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 58
7624	altered lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 58
7625	triple-cold-filtered shaking shaking flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 54
7626	nitrogenated oyster badge	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 68
7627	super-corrupted pressed plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 23
7628	double-dry maroon dancing fan	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 65
7629	dry tumbling page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 18
7630	cold-filtered wet magic powder	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 68
7631	quantum irradiated friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 17
7632	triple-enhanced activated government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 15
7633	denatured nitrogenated mirror alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 16
7634	alkaline bouncing irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 20
7635	ionized alkaline cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 64
7636	mirror blinking shellacked shell of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	steel-toed pillow shell	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	ghostly electrified whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	wicked oil shell	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	huge reassuring lard-coated manspreader's turtle shell	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	ghostly shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	bouncing duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	upside-down pool skimmer	0		
7645	bouncing lime green life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	activated gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 54
7650	quadruple-warmed energized catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 56
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	wobbly wobbly fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	pulsating tumbling fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	yellow wobbly neoprene skullcap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	chilled spinning tumbling goblin water	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 38
7661	squat dumb mud	0		
7662	moldy enchanted Sogg-Os	4	crappy	Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 45
7663	chilly careful Fonzie's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
7664	Vulcanized boiled skewed Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 53
7665	improved liquid ice	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 42
7666	extra-dry bad Wet Russian	5	decent	
7667	small flavorless filet of The Fish	2	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	wobbly lard-coated medical-grade thunder down underwear of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	frosty veiny studded famous raincoat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	Usain Bolt's lion tamer's lightning rod of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
7673	delicious weak legitimate business on the beach	2	awesome	
7674	boxer's hep waders	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	stale massive twirling jive turkey leg	10	decent	
7676	pulsating lightning-fast birdbone corset	0		Initiative: +40
7677	adjusted candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51
7678	rosy-cheeked 4-dimensional fez	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	pulsating wobbly throwing candy	0		
7680	super-absorbent tarp of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7681	smooth unquiet spirits	3	awesome	
7682	Oprah's banjo kazoo mount	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7683	non-alkaline grass	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50
7684	Time Lord Participation Mug of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7685	experienced Time Bandit Time Towel of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +20
7686	pulsating therapeutic veiny razor-sharp Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7687	dry altered dog ointment	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 35
7688	Sherlock's nasty gumshoes	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7689	pulsating rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined flapper floppers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7690	lightning-fast executive sneakeasies	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7691	upside-down stiffened weightlifter's plastic nunchaku	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	cool hand whip of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	blinking glow-in-the-dark necklace of chilblains of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	Temple Grandin's therapeutic padded cap gun	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	blue cassette player of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	anodized squat confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	boiled confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	flattened pickled confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	dry skewed rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	wobbly coward's Fonzie's rubber cape	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	blue chaotic smartaleck's Thor's Pliers of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	enhanced non-denatured candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 54
7711	tumbling ghostly flame-wreathed cool water wings for babies	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
7712	upside-down beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	fancy rotten red Strix stix	3	crappy	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 15
7714	stiffened vampire pellet of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100
7715	acceptable high-proof pulsating tumbling non-aged vinegar	7	good	
7716	healthy unsanitized scalpel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
7717	auspicious gladiator tunica	0		Item Drop: +10
7718	gray Oprah's Roman sadnals	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7719	hardy madius	0		Maximum HP: +50
7720	Temple Grandin's radiator heater shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7721	polymerized twirling salt wages	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 12
7722	careful centurion helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	blinking pteruges of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	liquefied maroon Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 26
7726	pickled corrupted huge cyan Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 12
7727	moist adjusted Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 28
7728	improved pickled Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 18
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	gray jittery transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	purple Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	olive squat Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	squat Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	blue mirror Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	maroon Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	tumbling Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	upside-down perfumed Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	vibrating Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	auspicious asbestos-lined Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	upside-down shaking Xiblaxian stealth vest of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	normal thick Xiblaxian ultraburrito	5	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	artisanal ghostly Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	non-improved They liver	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	spoiled They liver popsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	red mirror holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	pickled blurry residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	Oprah's arcane researcher's defective Golden Mr. Accessory of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
7767	spinning airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	mirror Da Vinci's Personal Ventilation Unit of doom of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	vacuum-sealed pickled green the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	adequate special skewed &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	good	Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	pickled narrow transdermal smoke patch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	squat specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	inspector's greasy pair of plants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	lime green sizzling healthy Rosewater's Sasq&trade; watch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	family-friendly MacGyver's smoker's cloak	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	bouncing flame-wreathed resourceful quilted weightlifter's camouflage T-shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	dry galvanized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	MacGyver's Da Vinci's supercool heavy-duty clipboard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	rosy-cheeked dangerous Fonzie's battery-powered drill of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	flavorless thick limp broccoli	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	rock-hard Sinatra's hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	enhanced cyan pulsating monkey barf	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	ionized upside-down candy	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	prompt lard-coated scorching jangly bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	strapping cuddly teddy bear	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	arcane researcher's first-aid pouch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	unsweetened airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	bouncing SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	skewed bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	maroon Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	half-sized yummy initiative shawarma	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	thick adequate warm war shawarma	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	bland bouncing karma shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	mediocre pulsating Jungle Juice	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	delicious spinning Amnesiac Ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	fancy artisanal huge Highest Bitter	3	EPIC	Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	frosty mercenary pistol of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	huge experienced mercenary rifle of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	red Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	purple Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	shaking tumbling Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	blue TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	huge unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	blurry Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	ghostly viral DNA	0		
7812	huge tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	stale seared dino steak	3	decent	
7814	fancy lousy weak bottle of drinkin' gas	2	decent	Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 50
7815	pulsating handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	cool iShield of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
7825	blurry fireproof Samson's earbuds of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7826	mirror boxer's strapping iFlail of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7827	miniature adequate unidentifiable dried fruit	2	good	
7828	perfectly mixed bouncing flat cider	3	EPIC	
7829	avaricious greedy occult trench lighter	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	quadruple-enhanced squat lime green experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	blurry encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	ghostly GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	lime green Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	corrupted electrified anodized perl necklace	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	triple-magnetized altered Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	unsweetened ruby on canes	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	spoiled snack-sized petit fortran	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	bite-sized bland squat bouncing java cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	adequate cookie cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	blurry stiffened plastic exo-suited miner	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	nippy plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	purple plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	fuchsia plastic Crimbot of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	cyan foul-smelling plastic Crimbomega	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	denatured shaking bouncing flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	teal radiation-resistant helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	shellacked servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	Oprah's smooth high-energy mining laser	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	lime green peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	bouncing Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	blurry Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	red Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	lime green Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	shaking Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	huge Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	squat Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	huge Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	spinning bouncing Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	twirling Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	blurry maroon Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	huge Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	gray blurry Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	blinking Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	blinking recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	huge recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	red recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	huge recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	deadly Size XI Wizard's Robe of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	aerosolized warmed Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
7915	magnetized altered blinking Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 51
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	quadruple-quantum vacuum-sealed olive BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 30
7918	tarnished electrified Moonds	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 50
7919	quadruple-corrupted pressed energized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 27
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	shaking turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	bad Friendly Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	mediocre Agitated Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	mediocre twirling Ambitious Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	bland neutron lollipop	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	bad blue twirling gamma nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	squat sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	shaking picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	distilled ghostly single atom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	mirror blue pocket ace	0		
7943	ghostly nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	squat table	0		
7946	coward's sharpshooter's personal trainer's outlaw bandana	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
7947	drinkable gray whiskey in a broken glass	3	good	
7948	perfectly mixed watered-down shot of mescal	2	EPIC	
7949	aged enchanted irresponsibly strong glass of herbal tequila	7	awesome	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 20
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	lightning-fast Samson's plaid cowboy hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	purple smelly clever veiny rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	squat upside-down bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	shaking red copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	spinning executive Annie Oakley's energetic Fonzie's Staff of Ed	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	bouncing amulet	0		
7964	greasy Staff of Fats	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	jittery dance instructor's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	wobbly boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	denatured mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	denatured mummified loaf of bread	1	good	Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 40
7974	dehydrated mummified beef haunch	1	decent	Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 15
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	jittery holy spring water	0		
7979	twirling spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	ghostly talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	twirling careful Sister Accessory	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
7984	ionized super-chilled Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 21
7985	Sinatra's parachute of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	dangerous pad of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	twirling medical-grade therapeutic peeler	0		HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	ghostly miser's double-paned pettipants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	yellow Rosewater's panama hat of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	Tesla veiny pulsera	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	therapeutic savvy police baton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	studded supercool plus-fours of the pedagogue of extreme caution of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	spinning hardened smartaleck's porkpie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	narrow gray flame-retardant greasy pepper mill	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	skewed chaotic stylish pelerine	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	phantom mask of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	modified blurry polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	dehydrated yellow powder	1		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	liquefied tumbling choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	Vulcanized extra-improved olive smart watch	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	altered anodized fuchsia squat augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	pulsating mirror reassuring toy Crimbot mega face	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	brainy toy Crimbot power glove	0		Mysticality: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	ruddy toy Crimbot super fist	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	electrified shaking Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	shaking Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	wobbly Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	yellow pulsating heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	tumbling huge Usain Bolt's stanky fortified Crimbomega drive chain	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	blue Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	corrupted fitness wristband	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	concentrated denatured blurry flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	pressed and rain stick	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 60
8019	bouncing Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	normal huge Choco-Mint patty	8	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	weak drinkable hot mint schnocolate	2	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	mixed spinning mirror homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	wobbly yellow muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	skewed narrow foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	huge Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	mirror alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	Tesla beefcake's tope&eacute;	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	pulsating tumbling aromatic topiary tights of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
8036	toasty topiary necktie	0		Hot Damage: +5
8037	stale bowl of topioca	3	decent	
8038	narrow red topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	bouncing rock	0		
8043	manspreader's pot	0		Monster Level: +10
8044	spinning razor-sharp spelunking fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8045	sturdy machete of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
8046	ribald shotgun	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
8047	blurry stiffened boomerang	0		Damage Reduction: 1
8049	coward's mining helmet	0		Monster Level: -20
8050	careful X-ray goggles	0		Monster Level: -10, Luck: +5
8051	grievous cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8052	green smooth jetpack	0		Moxie: +15
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	razor-sharp pickaxe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8056	torch	0		
8057	skewed studded groovy [spelunking test kit]	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80
8058	groovy plasma rifle	0		Moxie Percent: +10
8059	blinking Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	executive Rosewater's The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	blinking pulsating yellow Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	bouncing teal monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	pickled blinking	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	twirling warehouse map page	0		
8071	mirror blue warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	blinking jittery censurious toasty Spelunker's fedora of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	purple chilly careful brainy Spelunker's whip	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	ghostly avaricious hardened Spelunker's khakis of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	olive Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	squat Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	blurry mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	wicker kickers of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	dog trainer's quilted wicker slicker	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	wizardly wicker knickers of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	scandalous flame-wreathed wicker ticker	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	curative hardy wicker sticker	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	narrow greasy sage wicker clicker	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	vaporized wickerbits	1		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	zippy belt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	mirror sage badge of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	greedy Jack Frost's bowl	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	brooch of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	breeches of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	ghostly miser's backpack of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	mixed blurry jittery bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	curative beefcake's anvil	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	skewed dance instructor's akubra of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	Tesla quilted apron	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	lightning-fast rosewater-soaked ascot	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	wobbly reassuring clever attache case	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	skewed double-paned Lo Pan's accordion	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	vaporized aerosolized	1		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	savvy boxer's wig	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	bouncing reassuring grievous winch crank	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	horrifying occult widget	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	mirror studded strapping whisk	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	huge nasty dog trainer's walker	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	waders of horror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	dehydrated flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	sizzling gaiters of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	twirling Jeselnik's garland of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	dance instructor's gunnysack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	purple scandalous garibaldi of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	red jittery rosy-cheeked girdle of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	gloves of the brazier of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	compressed smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	huge forbidden dance instructor's fiberglass fetish	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	upside-down fiberglass foil of extreme caution of horror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	reassuring vibrating fiberglass fannypack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	maroon chilly Jim Carey's fiberglass frock	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	squat jittery smartaleck's Rosewater's fiberglass fingerguard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	wool dance instructor's fiberglass fedora	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	boiled teal narrow fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	chilly rubber spatula	0		Cold Damage: +5
8139	spoon of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8140	upside-down yellow frightening crystalline reamer	0		Spooky Damage: +5
8141	sizzling macroplane grater	0		Hot Damage: +10
8142	groovy bastard baster	0		Moxie Percent: +10
8143	arcane researcher's obsidian nutcracker	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	forbidden cool glass eye	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
8146	dry Vulcanized invisible potion	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 67
8147	tumbling time shuriken	0		
8148	twirling double-paned scandalous brainy ninjammies	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	triple-vacuum-sealed Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
8150	extra-activated quadruple-ionized irradiated sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 39
8151	deionized ionized anodized wobbly Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 38
8152	irradiated cyan squat polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 52
8153	cold-filtered upside-down candy dish	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 31
8154	boiled mirror Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48
8155	tarnished quantum twirling talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 15
8156	huge check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	fuchsia Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	wet tumbling mouse skull	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 29
8161	electrified bouncing really thick spine	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 51
8162	grievous dance instructor's skullcap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	chilly three-legged pants of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	purple Sherlock's remaindered axe of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	spinning Jeselnik's cr&ecirc;epy mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	adequate small baguette	2	good	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	corrupted corrupted spinning teal ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 55
8170	anodized dry mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 13
8171	mediocre unflavored wine cooler	3	decent	
8172	spinning carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	olive sewer snake of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
8174	small bland purple pigeon egg	2	decent	
8175	jaunty feather of the sewer of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
8176	drinkable weak blurry premium malt liquor	2	good	
8177	careful electrified brown paper pants	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8178	shaking inspector's quilted brown paper bag mask	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +15
8179	flame-retardant ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
8181	inspector's loafers	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
8182	purple Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	shaking bread basket of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8184	shaking Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	shellacked hardened The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	aged irresponsibly strong skewed pulsating Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	10	awesome	
8189	hand-crafted shaking Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8190	fancy practically non-alcoholic aged yellow Orangemageddon wine cooler	1	awesome	Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 50
8191	artisanal Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8192	artisanal watered-down Citrus Crush wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8193	snack-sized special rotten plain bagel	2	crappy	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 30
8194	adequate glob of cream cheese	3	good	
8195	flavorless jumbo loaf of soda bread	5	decent	
8196	normal acceptable bagel	3	good	
8197	huge stale standard-issue cupcake	6	decent	
8198	stale ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	decent	
8199	narrow shaking hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	small rotten popular tart	2	crappy	
8201	mirror no-handed pie	0		
8202	electrified pressed dry blue blinking Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 35
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	electrified Rosewater's expensive camera	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	concentrated jittery How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	ghostly grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	shellacked rigging rope of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	pickled nasty snuff	1	crappy	Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	Temple Grandin's Oprah's sewage-clogged pistol	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	modified spinning skewed beard incense	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	zippy perfume-soaked bandana of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	blinking mirror toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	bland toxo	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Lemonade-235	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	upside-down flame-retardant frosty isotophat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	twirling aromatic Herculean Three Mile Island shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	Jim Carey's toxic mop of terror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	olive occult boxer's strapping backwoods banjo	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	pulsating grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	wobbly medical-grade personal trainer's Herculean ratskin pajama pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	frozen turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	smelly sage fake washboard of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	groovy Dinsey's oculus of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	mirror dangerous Dinsey's radar dish	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	squat clever Dinsey's pizza cutter of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	upside-down fireproof Jack Frost's Dinsey's brain	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	Herculean Dinsey's glove of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	electrified Dinsey's pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	cyan keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	ghostly keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	slick lube-shoes	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	family-friendly lard-coated sizzling Dinsey mascot mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	moldy diet Dinsey food-cone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	bad spinning Dinsey Whinskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	galvanized Vulcanized Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	ribald weightlifter's fannypack	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	miser's manspreader's garbage sticker of incineration of mayonnaise of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	lard-coated Jim Carey's chaotic Herculean hazmat helmet of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	green twirling Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	wobbly Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	skewed Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	triple-dry vacuum-sealed nasty gum	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 42
8258	blurry Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	veiny The Lot's engagement ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	blurry Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	squat Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	blue spinning Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	ghostly smelly stylish miracle whip of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	tumbling avaricious sphygmayomanometer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	fuchsia mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	delicious super-sized unappetizing mayolus	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	delicious uninteresting mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	decent low-calorie blue acceptable mayolus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	normal blinking enticing mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	flavorless mouth-watering mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	blinking Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	drinkable huge Afternoon Delight	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	blurry Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	deionized tarnished yellow shaking Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	ghostly Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	mirror The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	quadruple-frozen jittery Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	pulsating Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	deionized deionized Vulcanized purple Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 62
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	jittery kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	upside-down Jeselnik's dice ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
8291	olive Newton's dice belt buckle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
8292	rosy-cheeked dice-print pajama pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
8293	lion tamer's dice-shaped backpack	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8294	wobbly hale dice-print do-rag	0		Maximum HP: +20
8295	dice sunglasses of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
8296	red Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	quadruple-irradiated olive dice	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 22
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	cold-filtered frozen power pill	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	adjusted quadruple-deionized twirling pixel star	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	tiny adequate pixel banana	1	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic pixel beer	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	aerosolized sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 38
8307	triple-deionized super-warmed &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 12
8308	Vulcanized frozen piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 55
8309	pickled wobbly teal baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 26
8310	quadruple-improved non-dry shaking .epub file	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 58
8311	unsweetened alkaline squat cyan BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 40
8312	wet boiled hustler shades	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 16
8313	triple-frozen Vulcanized jerky stick	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 17
8314	alkaline oxidized costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 28
8315	oxidized galvanized squat muscle oil	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 24
8316	triple-energized bouncing bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 32
8317	chilled pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 46
8318	energized sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 21
8319	concentrated alkaline jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 26
8320	pickled dry cyan one glove	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 32
8321	chilled gray glove	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 51
8322	warmed magnetized extra-irradiated blinking handful of fire	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 48
8323	cold-filtered blinking Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 65
8324	aerosolized deionized disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 26
8325	enhanced activated mirror narrow coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48
8326	pressed conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 43
8327	anodized tarnished skewed huge Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 11
8328	unsweetened liquefied icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
8329	nitrogenated frozen smellbook	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 48
8330	triple-anodized yellow assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 24
8331	frozen modified narrow filthy armor	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 67
8332	galvanized polymerized lime green plague pie	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 41
8333	moist batarang	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 52
8334	cold-filtered spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 40
8335	triple-tarnished unsweetened grease trap	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 67
8336	concentrated altered shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 39
8337	ionized diffused porkpocket	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 14
8338	diffused bouncing Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 69
8339	colloidal polymerized warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 52
8340	oxidized ghostly ghostly janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 64
8341	enhanced warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 67
8342	magnetized cold-filtered twirling baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 42
8343	electrified blinking carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 57
8344	liquefied flattened altered bronze polish	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 52
8345	polymerized crident	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 37
8346	nitrogenated frozen maroon totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 19
8347	triple-tarnished blinking spray chrome	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 31
8348	deionized filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 65
8349	improved enhanced unsweetened hand of cards	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 25
8350	magnetized huge blue squat damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 31
8351	activated lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 13
8352	corrupted pulsating skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 55
8353	warmed grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 25
8354	moist nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 69
8355	modified iron torso box	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 55
8356	quantum denatured upside-down mercenary headband	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 54
8357	frozen spinning radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 15
8358	altered oxidized x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 43
8359	ionized gray wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 20
8360	Vulcanized non-deionized hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 59
8361	concentrated nitrogenated child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 35
8362	liquefied triple-enhanced devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 26
8363	extra-enhanced tarnished tarnished shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 31
8364	tarnished jittery shaking alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 66
8365	vacuum-sealed aerosolized moist novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 38
8366	polymerized invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 49
8367	alkaline handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 63
8368	liquefied wobbly twirling garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 12
8369	alkaline vacuum-sealed plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 62
8370	vacuum-sealed huge funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
8371	triple-modified bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 68
8372	colloidal diffused upside-down flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 61
8373	triple-modified captured boozles	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
8374	super-Vulcanized gray twirling drinks tray	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 25
8375	nitrogenated tumbling eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 57
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	moldy pixel lemon	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	bad wobbly mirror pixel daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	frozen extra-vacuum-sealed power pill	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	denatured super-quantum pixel potion	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	twirling lime green Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	blinking Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	squat mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	skewed mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	squat huge hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	fireproof The Emperor's new hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	upside-down sinister The Emperor's new shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	teal Usain Bolt's The Emperor's new pants	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	up-at-dawn nasty lead pipe	0		Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	narrow knitted MacGyver's rope	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	strapping wrench of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	wool stanky candlestick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	family-friendly knife of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	purple shaking frightening quilted revolver	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	spoiled thick pestopiary	5	crappy	
8408	flattened lime green ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 57
8409	snack-sized adequate spinning ghostly crudles	2	good	
8410	bite-sized decent agnolotti arboli	1	good	
8411	gigantic flavorless bouncing spaghetti with ghost balls	9	decent	
8412	decent succulent marrow	3	good	
8413	super-sized normal salacious crumbs	5	good	
8414	big decent blue fusilli marrownarrow	5	good	
8415	flavorless suggestive strozzapreti	3	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	tasty Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	awesome	
8418	purple spinning oyster sauce	0		
8419	rotten linguini immondizia bianco	3	crappy	
8420	rotten shells a la shellfish	4	crappy	
8421	olive skewed Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	spinning unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	gray 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	pulsating New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	pulsating veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	blue spore pod	0		
8432	spinning hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	knitted vibrating LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	Sinatra's experienced LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	tumbling groovy strapping LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	blue empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	yellow viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	blinking lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	pulsating lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	pulsating SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	spinning capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	jittery crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	spinning huge broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	inspector's beefy high-temperature mining mask	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	ghostly mirror manspreader's sinister fireproof megaphone	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	spoiled mineapple	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	smooth practically non-alcoholic fancy Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	1	awesome	Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	blue SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	normal diet smelted roe	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	acceptable blurry lavawater	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	wet squat basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	upside-down lightning-fast chilly lavalarva of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	green lion tamer's lava balaclava of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	Annie Oakley's clever Socratic basaltamander buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	improved modified lava globs	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	enchanted half-sized delicious gooey lava globs	2	awesome	Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	tumbling beefy lava-proof pants of the brazier	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	huge healthy heat-resistant necktie of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	tumbling curative wicked heat-resistant gloves of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	thick stale very hot lunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed purple asbestos thermos	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	colloidal spinning liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	moldy immense disco biscuit	7	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	watered-down artisanal Quaatorade&trade;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	blinking aromatic foul-smelling deadly biker's hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	upside-down chaotic feathered headdress of Gandalf of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	hale supercool electrician's hardhat of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	cyan The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	squat ghostly airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	cyan mirror smooth velvet pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	aromatic smooth velvet hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	electrified smooth velvet pocket square	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	cyan smooth smooth velvet socks	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	blue toasty smooth velvet hanky	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	mirror zippy vibrating The One Mood Ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	skewed Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	red wobbly Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	purple signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	pulsating Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	squat cyan glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	powdered SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	non-pressed dry quadruple-concentrated labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	skewed avaricious dog trainer's MacGyver's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	flame-retardant sizzling grease cannon	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	chilled energized spinning demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	mirror greedy fortified love of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	twirling hale wicked groovy Pener's drumstick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	banded boxer's deuce cape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	blinking pulsating jittery auspicious ruddy Da Vinci's Lavalos's shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	skewed tumbling crafty smooth velvet bra of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	ghostly savvy SMOOCH bracers of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	ghostly fortified SMOOCH kneepads	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	spinning friendly SMOOCH spaulders	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	blinking chilly wholesome SMOOCH codpiece	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	supercharged SMOOCH breastplate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	flavorless spinning lava cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	moldy pink slime	4	crappy	
8527	skewed Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	normal tumbling devil hair pasta	3	good	
8530	big flavorless spinning spagecialetti	5	decent	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	spoiled libertagliatelle	4	crappy	
8535	stale turkish mostaccioli	4	decent	
8536	flavorless linguini of the sea	3	decent	
8537	extra-pickled blinking huge Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 34
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	purple drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	super-sized tasty Fettris	5	awesome	
8543	special moldy tumbling fusillocybin	3	crappy	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 30
8544	flavorless prescription noodles	3	decent	
8545	modified blood-drive sticker	1	crappy	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 25
8546	deionized activated bag of grain	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 49
8547	extra-aerosolized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 54
8548	altered nitrogenated bouncing shady shades	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
8549	enhanced corrupted wobbly squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 35
8550	thick bland weird gazelle steak	5	decent	
8551	snack-sized normal sausage without a cause	2	good	
8552	irradiated bouncing face paint	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 63
8553	bad emergency margarita	3	decent	
8554	mediocre watered-down vintage smart drink	2	decent	
8555	blinking a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	narrow The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	ionized extra-Vulcanized dry Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 17
8559	polarized blinking bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 23
8560	super-activated Aerheads	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 28
8561	pickled moist Wrotz	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 40
8562	triple-pressed ionized Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 52
8563	concentrated moist unsweetened fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 12
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	bouncing Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked slick barrel lid	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	therapeutic padded barrel hoop earring of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	yellow auspicious manspreader's bankruptcy barrel of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 30, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	upside-down barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	fuchsia rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	fuchsia barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	perfectly mixed bottle of Amontillado	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	irresponsibly strong mediocre barrel-aged martini	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	adequate mirror huge barrel pickle	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	decent barrel cracker	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	mixed vibrating mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	distilled mushroom	1	EPIC	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	MacGyver's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	sharpshooter's barrel gun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	rotten immense water log	10	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	manspreader's beefcake's barrelhead	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	fortified bottoms of the barrel of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	gravedigger's chest barrel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	executive miser's double barreled barrel gun	0		Meat Drop: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	ruddy shellacked sinister triple barreled barrel gun	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	Samson's barrel beryl choker of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	lime green blinking rosewater-soaked cool barrel beryl nose ring	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	foul-smelling Lo Pan's barrel beryl ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	shaking map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	mirror potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	dry nitrogenated squat cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	triple-galvanized irradiated mirror cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	liquefied cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	polarized cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	unsweetened shaking cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	tarnished boiled wobbly ghostly cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	modified wet bouncing cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	activated moist liquefied cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	Vulcanized lime green cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	warmed ghostly cyan cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	altered lime green skewed cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	triple-deionized magnetized blurry cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	frozen mirror bouncing cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	ionized upside-down jittery cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	energized super-frozen spinning cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	unsweetened twirling cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	unsweetened blurry cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	galvanized energized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	frozen tumbling cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	aerosolized cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	irradiated jittery cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	adjusted cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	alkaline dry narrow cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	denatured cuppa Activi tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	distilled mirror cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	tarnished blurry cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	warmed wet blue cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	diffused adjusted cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	vacuum-sealed concentrated cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	altered cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	galvanized deionized upside-down squat cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	corrupted wet cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	blurry cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	gray cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	fuchsia cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	pressed chilled cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	diffused extra-dry huge cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	purple spinning vibrating arcane researcher's Newton's Royal scepter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	fuchsia doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	twirling Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	yummy bowl of eyeballs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	bland bowl of mummy guts	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	rotten diet bowl of maggots	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	perfectly mixed fuchsia blood and blood	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	tolerable Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	hand-crafted zombie	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	narrow tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	tumbling wholesome crown of Tarzan of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	twirling stink-penny	0		
8654	shaking executive slick cool hawk	0		Moxie: 15, Meat Drop: +40
8655	toothsome hamlet sandwich	3	awesome	
8656	therapeutic Othello's military jacket	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8657	teal wizardly Othello's dagger	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
8658	wobbly supercharged Othello's handkerchief	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
8659	enhanced bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 20
8660	grip key	0		
8661	blinking teal How to Play Othello	0		
8662	toasty ghostly dagger of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
8663	acceptable ghost beer	3	good	
8664	medical-grade Othello set	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	maroon pulsating Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	blinking teal asbestos-lined toasty stiffened Yorick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
8668	pulsating rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	huge tulip	0		
8671	spinning tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	tumbling Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	ghostly airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	chilled ghostly shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	bland gigantic iceberg lettuce	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	smooth cyan ice wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	squat mirror supercool Wal-Mart snowglobe of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	pulsating knitted vibrating Wal-Mart nametag of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	tumbling horrifying Jack Frost's Socratic Wal-Mart overalls	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	cyan blurry Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	tumbling bellhop's hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	perfectly mixed wobbly ice porter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	wet skewed exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	double-pickled non-Vulcanized tumbling shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	tumbling hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	skewed ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	mixed medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	thick bland ice rice	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	mediocre wobbly iced plum wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	ghostly Annie Oakley's training belt of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	zippy Van der Graaf training legwarmers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	smelly mansplainer's training helmet of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	blue machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	pulsating self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	boiled blinking abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	distilled mirror narrow abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	mixed red abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	twisted abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	vaporized narrow abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	boiled skewed abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	distilled purple abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	powdered pulsating skewed abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	twisted twirling abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	vaporized abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	half-sized spoiled shaking VYKEA meatballs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	acceptable watered-down VYKEA mead	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	modified polarized twirling VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	ghostly VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	blinking VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	narrow VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	bouncing spinning huge VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	blue resourceful cool beefcake's VYKEA hex key	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	low-calorie decent fancy mirror tin of submardines	1	good	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	smooth weak bottle of norwhiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	diluted octolus oculus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	mirror thinker's beefcake's sardine can key of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	zippy Herculean brawny norwhal helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	gray perfumed gravedigger's stiffened octolus-skin cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	bad practically non-alcoholic perfect cosmopolitan	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	special mediocre perfect negroni	3	decent	Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	bad perfect dark and stormy	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong perfect mimosa	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	hand-crafted perfect old-fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	tolerable strong perfect paloma	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	frozen That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	oxidized cold-filtered liquefied bouncing Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	colloidal Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	improved Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	super-concentrated cold-filtered Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	blue skewed airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	improved ghostly olive Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	concentrated hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	deionized communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	normal immense Crimbo salad	6	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	delicious bread line	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	bad skewed bark rootbeer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	lousy spirit-forward twirling ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	blue shaking slick plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	squat censurious plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	tumbling plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	stiffened plastic Crimborgatron	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	ghostly plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	green BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	hand-crafted Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	tumbling Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	non-improved mirror pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	huge huge sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	blinking overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	Fonzie's thinker's reusable shopping bag of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	family-friendly coarse hemp socks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	gray sizzling armband	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	huge squat pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	auspicious pine cone necklace	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	blue wobbly blinking reindeer hammer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	vibrating elf ploughshare	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	gray faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	red faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	fuchsia nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	mirror book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	strapping elven tambourine	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	blue Usain Bolt's reindeer sickle	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	shaking The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	twirling bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	squat bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	gray ghostly high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	skewed mirror Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	rotten bite-sized Kudzu salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	pickled spinning twirling Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	hand-crafted Miss Graves' vermouth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	stale special The Plumber's mushroom stew	4	decent	Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	pickled The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	hand-crafted The Mad Liquor	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	artisanal Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	bland Mr. Burnsger	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	modified The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	mirror knitted quilted Da Vinci's The Jokester's gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	The Jokester's wig of wisdom of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	padded Fonzie's brainy The Jokester's pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	electrified pickled chilled jittery Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	upside-down pulsating replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	deionized spinning robin's egg	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	normal robin flan	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	drinkable practically non-alcoholic robin nog	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	Vulcanized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 42
8841	quantum Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 14
8842	wet infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 22
8843	pickled electrified can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 12
8844	non-nitrogenated warmed electrified The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 12
8845	tarnished bag of random words	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 46
8846	energized upside-down tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 17
8847	quadruple-pressed irradiated unsweetened red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 20
8848	unsweetened irradiated question juice	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 26
8849	warmed chilled tube of villain	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 11
8850	manspreader's your cowboy boots	0		Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	gray inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	yellow mirror nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	tumbling nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	upside-down lightning-fast quicksilver ring	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	wobbly wool thicksilver ring of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	censurious coward's cool wicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	teal toasty studded wizardly slicksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	purple electrified brainy sicksilver ring of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	purple prompt energetic nicksilver ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	personal trainer's ticksilver ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	frightening dangerous Samson's Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	tumbling chaotic Tesla's Electroplated Beans of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	mirror ghostly asbestos-lined mansplainer's Da Vinci's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	deadly Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	blurry Samson's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	blurry World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	ghostly Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	mirror dangerous Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	miser's lion tamer's veiny Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of terror of courage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	red asbestos-lined baleful Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	normal twirling plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	flavorless half-sized plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	immense stale plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	bland enchanted plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	decent	Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	rotten plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	delicious diet twirling plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	stale plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	flavorless plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	thick moldy plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	snack-sized spoiled plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	experienced Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	green double-paned steel-toed Daisy's unclean bloomers of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	hardy Sinatra's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	olive Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked grievous Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of chilblains of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	ghostly El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	blurry Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	perfumed flame-retardant flame-wreathed Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	maroon buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	boiled wet poker face paint	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	shaking realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	cyan gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	ionized tumbling triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	quadruple-activated pressed ghost bit	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	polymerized buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	pressed lion musk	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	low-calorie rotten bear claw	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	double-chilled narrow tumbling yellow rattler gland	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	modified super-alkaline half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	irradiated spinning tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	bland rotting beefsteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	practically non-alcoholic aged firemilk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	adjusted boiled spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	twisted huge huge moomy dust	1		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	chilly coward's western-style skinning knife	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	Sherlock's steel knuckles	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	wobbly Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	spinning huge Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	pulsating disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	maroon disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	diffused green demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	blinking rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	blurry custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	upside-down baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	ghostly diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	squat frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	lime green rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	shaking cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	spinning quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	twirling sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	shaking nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	yellow ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	mirror Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	teal jittery Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	spinning squat thinker's one-gallon hat of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +7
8960	supercool weightlifter's two-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20
8961	red Oprah's three-gallon hat of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
8962	jittery dog trainer's four-gallon hat of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8963	Jeselnik's five-gallon hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
8964	red aromatic six-gallon hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
8965	lard-coated fortified seven-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8966	sharpshooter's Rosewater's eight-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
8967	blurry energetic arcane researcher's nine-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
8968	fortified sage ten-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
8969	healthy eleven-gallon hat of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	blinking snake oil	0		
8972	concentrated flattened skin oil	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 25
8973	nitrogenated moist unusual oil	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 57
8974	deionized skewed eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 36
8975	blue exclusive club	0		
8976	extra-electrified skewed red patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 57
8977	activated enhanced wobbly patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 31
8978	extra-activated narrow patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 50
8979	super-pickled irradiated quadruple-tarnished patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 64
8980	warmed polarized blue patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 68
8981	tarnished galvanized patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 11
8982	boiled narrow corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 44
8983	delicious weak rodeo whiskey	2	awesome	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	bouncing real cowboy hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8986	wobbly Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	jittery green Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	powdered armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	flavorless jumping horseradish	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	hand-crafted Sacramento wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	super-Vulcanized nitrogenated Greek fire	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	inspector's fireproof hale healthy ox-head shield of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	nippy coward's Oprah's brainy dented scepter of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	nasty smooth very pointy crown of Leguizamo of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -5, Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	upside-down nasty Jim Carey's vibrating curative groovy battle broom	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	sizzling vibrating wizardly carpe of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	Temple Grandin's energetic experienced codpiece of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	scandalous scorching Da Vinci's troutsers of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	inspector's knitted nippy arcane researcher's bass clarinet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	reassuring foul-smelling mansplainer's fish hatchet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	reassuring Da Vinci's savvy smooth tunac	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	ghostly fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	tarnished deionized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	artisanal bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	enhanced blurry high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	arcane researcher's fishin' hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	maroon prompt sonar fishfinder	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	jittery tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	lime green viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	mirror internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	snack-sized decent special bouncing gallon of milk	2	good	Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	red print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	yellow daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	blinking infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	lime green beefy First Post shirt - Cir Senam of wisdom of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	special toothsome shaking star salad	4	awesome	Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 45
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	rotten bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	crappy	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	shaking Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	decent browser cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	aged irresponsibly strong hacked gibson	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	scorching Source shades	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	gray squat software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	upside-down upside-down Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	squat Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	blurry Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	pulsating Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	narrow Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	jittery Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	bouncing wobbly Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	bouncing Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	spinning Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	mirror Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	pulsating Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	skewed purple Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	skewed pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	auspicious plastic detective badge of the sewer of doom of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	pulsating toasty forbidden Da Vinci's smartaleck's bronze detective badge	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	upside-down red therapeutic ruddy extremely unsafe Fonzie's detective badge	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	greedy Jeselnik's stanky crafty detective badge	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	Jeselnik's arcane researcher's smooth detective roscoe	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	extra-alkaline shoe gum	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	family-friendly sizzling Annie Oakley's noir fedora	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	skewed inspector's medical-grade rosy-cheeked trench coat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	distilled hand-crafted pulsating Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	decent hardboiled egg	4	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	twirling detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	family-friendly frightening mansplainer's Lo Pan's brainy protonic accelerator pack of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	avaricious Adventurer bobblehead	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	narrow boxer's bindle of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	quilted fleshy lump of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	stiffened studded smoldering bagel punch	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	extremely unsafe smooth ghostly reins	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	derringer of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	maroon slick Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	Oprah's quilted beefy Spookyraven signet	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	blinking Lo Pan's therapeutic tie-dyed fannypack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	squat steel-toed burnt snowpants of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	beefcake's standards and practices guide	0		Muscle: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	upside-down greasy friendly razor-sharp Carpathian longsword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	Herculean smooth Liam's mail of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	purple prompt stylish Unfortunato's foolscap of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	brainy Wrist-Boy	0		Mysticality: +5
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	olive tumbling compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	denatured corrupted bouncing Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 66
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	vacuum-sealed wobbly Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 11
9110	cold-filtered Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 67
9111	boiled dry tumbling Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 27
9112	concentrated electrified aerosolized EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 38
9113	deionized galvanized tumbling Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 44
9114	irradiated colloidal blue The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 48
9115	liquefied ionized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 26
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	tumbling Jeselnik's repaid diaper	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
9118	ghostly Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	mediocre watered-down blurry Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	strapping Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	bouncing spinning Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	upside-down fuchsia droppable microphone	0		
9126	bad practically non-alcoholic ghostly unidentified drink	1	decent	
9127	spinning asbestos-lined MacGyver's KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
9128	auspicious mansplainer's Annie Oakley's discarded swimming trunks	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10
9129	non-galvanized twirling diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 31
9130	improved tarnished charisma potion	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 45
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	studded pistol of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25
9133	shaking KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	spoiled mirror leftover pasty	3	crappy	
9135	artisanal very whiskey	4	EPIC	
9136	shaking li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	bouncing li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	purple li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	wobbly li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	gray li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	non-pickled cold-filtered huge hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	Vulcanized colloidal Prunets	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 49
9148	spinning yellow Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	dry pickled invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	vacuum-sealed invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	gray li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	flavorless snack-sized skewed raw sweet potato	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	diet normal raw beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	bland blurry raw stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	adequate raw cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	snack-sized bland raw turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	half-sized adequate raw mincemeat	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	rotten raw potato	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	delicious super-sized blurry raw gravy	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	enchanted bite-sized stale raw bread	1	decent	Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	hardy mini-marshmallow dispenser of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	sizzling frosty clever glass casserole dish	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	blinking wicked can opener of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	diluted spinning turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	flame-retardant hardened glass pie plate	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	ghostly Temple Grandin's potato masher of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	blurry gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	delicious sweet potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	jumbo adequate bean casserole	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	bland baked stuffing	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	moldy diet cranberry cylinder	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	stale thanksgiving turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	miniature stale spinning mince pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	big rotten mashed potatoes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	normal pulsating warm gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	half-sized spoiled bread roll	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	adequate skewed leftovers	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	stale fancy leftovers sandwich	4	decent	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	wobbly Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	shaking huge cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	gray jittery cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	wobbly bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	enhanced enhanced eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	perfectly mixed eldritch extract	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	dog trainer's stiffened Official Council Aide Pin	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	artisanal eldritch distillate	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	compressed eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	olive ghostly slick Science Notebook	0		Moxie: +10
9197	perfumed padded eldritch hat of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	blinking yellow horrifying sizzling eldritch pants of courage	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	smooth ghostly eldritch elixir	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	olive greedy Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	yellow The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	Temple Grandin's ball and chain	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	blinking candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	fuchsia weightlifter's gingerbread tophat	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	huge wholesome gingerbread waistcoat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	blinking blurry Van der Graaf gingerbread trousers	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	horrifying dog trainer's occult candy dress shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	skewed personal trainer's savvy candy necktie of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	Jim Carey's Fonzie's chocolate pocketwatch of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	lime green gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	squat sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	rotten half-sized animal part cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	drinkable gingerbread wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	normal fancy gingerbread mug	3	good	Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	bouncing gingerbread mask of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	Temple Grandin's chaotic gingerservo of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	galvanized quantum tainted icing	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	pulsating clever gingerbeard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	skewed blurry stylish gingerbread hoodie of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Food Drop: +100, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	sizzling mansplainer's gingerbread pistol	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	Sherlock's deadly marzipan briefcase	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	teal deadly creme brulee torch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	wholesome candy crowbar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	Usain Bolt's candy screwdriver of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	olive vibrating pumpkin spice candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	wet flattened wobbly shaking gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	wobbly maroon foul-smelling sage gingerbread gavel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	skewed pulsating gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	drinkable ginger beer	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	chilled wet ghostly industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	boiled vacuum-sealed fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	mediocre purple high-end ginger wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	family-friendly plastic bad vibe	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	Samson's plastic angry vikings	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	Jim Carey's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	therapeutic plastic Your Brain	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	vibrating plastic Krampus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	pickled improved gray Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	chilled quadruple-deionized bouncing Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	pickled ionized twirling Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	rotten spiritual candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	acceptable weak spiritual eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	adequate blinking spiritual fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	immense normal spiritual gingerbread	8	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	blue My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	upside-down fuchsia No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	wobbly gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	chilled rock candy	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	delicious narrow green-iced sweet roll	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	red chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	fuchsia no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	olive chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	ghostly Third Eye of dire peril of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Annie Oakley's Krampus Horn of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	big spoiled hambrosier	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	bad high-proof chakra-mental wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	unsweetened denatured wobbly chakra malt	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	bland Black Angus blackburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	watered-down lousy brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	tarnished cold-filtered flattened potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	weightlifter's bad vibroknife of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	fuchsia double-paned savvy crystal belt buckle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	hardy dance instructor's saffron antaravasaka	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	Jack Frost's occult saffron uttarasanga	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	narrow Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	shaking pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	narrow gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	resourceful stylish Uncle Crimbo's hat of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	normal small Eldritch snap	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	compressed hot jelly	1		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	distilled olive jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	dried mirror jittery jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	compressed sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	modified tumbling stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	bland half-sized toast with hot jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	snack-sized tasty skewed huge toast with jelly	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	low-calorie decent toast with jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	spoiled toast with sleaze jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	bland tumbling toast with stench jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	jittery space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	skewed pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	huge inspector's Jim Carey's wax hand	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	sage candle of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	half-sized tasty wax pancake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	twirling hale wicked wax face	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	enchanted tolerable wax booze	3	good	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	vaporized wobbly red sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	miniature stale sea truffle	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	gravedigger's recovered cufflinks	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	blinking heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	tarnished LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	super-flattened mirror LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	wet jittery LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	inspector's reassuring electrified LOV Eardigan	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	squat upside-down toasty chaotic LOV Epaulettes of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	frightening scorching padded LOV Earrings	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	maroon LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	powdered olive LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	therapeutic LOV Elephant	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	yellow rosewater-soaked eldritch scanner	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	magnetized dry eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	horrifying fortified eldritch hammer of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	snack-sized toothsome eldritch mushroom	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	normal massive eldritch mushroom pizza	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	unsweetened twirling eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	shaking maroon HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	shaking purple Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	jittery Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	olive pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	maroon elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	jittery cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	narrow can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	squat bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	blurry baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	mirror fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	blurry imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	bad special triple-distilled gray wobbly literal grasshopper	7	decent	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	mediocre double entendre	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	drinkable weak Phlegethon	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	perfectly mixed Siberian sunrise	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	hand-crafted watered-down mentholated wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed low tide martini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	tolerable yellow shroomtini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed morning dew	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	triple-distilled smooth whiskey squeeze	9	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	bad great fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	perfectly mixed Gnomish sagngria	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	hand-crafted twirling red vodka stinger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	enchanted drinkable weak extremely slippery nipple	2	good	Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	mediocre piscatini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	acceptable watered-down gray Churchill	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	weak acceptable soilzerac	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	artisanal weak jittery London frog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	bad nothingtini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	acceptable eighth plague	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	hand-crafted single entendre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	drinkable upside-down blurry reverse Tantalus	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	fancy perfectly mixed blue elemental caipiroska	4	EPIC	Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	smooth Feliz Navidad	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	perfectly mixed mirror Bloody Nora	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	hand-crafted moreltini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	acceptable hell in a bucket	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	drinkable fortified jittery Newark	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	hand-crafted squat R'lyeh	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	tolerable distilled tumbling Gnollish sangria	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	drinkable special weak vodka barracuda	2	good	Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	fortified tolerable Mysterious Island iced tea	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	hand-crafted drive-by shooting	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	watered-down artisanal gunner's daughter	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	practically non-alcoholic drinkable dirt julep	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	artisanal Simepore slime	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	hand-crafted Phil Collins	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	purple skewed unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	green jittery toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	tumbling blinking bouncing toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	narrow shaking Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	skewed upside-down filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	mirror blinking high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	fuchsia Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	purple blinking alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	green alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	normal green edible alien plant bit	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	skewed complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	purple shaking fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	compressed blurry alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	fuchsia zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	thick enchanted moldy alien meat	5	crappy	Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	twisted alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	purple alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	blurry spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	activated alien medicine	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	moldy thick alien salad	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	watered-down bad pulsating alien booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	gravedigger's therapeutic hardened alien mask	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	lightning-fast Newton's alien spear of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	teal blinking wicked sage alien blowgun of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's alien loincloth of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	maroon Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's alien totem of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	razor-sharp Fonzie's alien necklace of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	twirling spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	spants of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	Jim Carey's spant shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	spant shoulderpads of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	shaking rosewater-soaked smooth spant backplate	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	energetic spant spear of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	mirror murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	skewed murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	extra-pickled bouncing murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	executive resourceful murderbot mask of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	vacuum-sealed flattened murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	maroon bouncing smelly Tesla murderbot whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	family-friendly murderbot plasma rifle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: 6, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	ghostly space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	wobbly Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	spoiled ghostly Aldebaran sardines	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	practically non-alcoholic smooth Centauri fish wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	powdered huge oxygen	1		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	wobbly lightning-fast groovy Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	squat ruddy Spacegate military insignia of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	aromatic chaotic Oprah's Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	cyan Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	normal wobbly alien sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	oxidized cold-filtered Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 23
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	ghostly New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	ionized Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	irradiated unsweetened pulsating spinning Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	ionized jittery Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	nitrogenated ghostly Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	magnetized colloidal activated Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	quantum Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	ionized non-oxidized Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	rotten Affirmation Cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	blue wobbly License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	jittery Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	activated improved maroon Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 21
9491	spinning Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	twirling suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	foul-smelling flame-wreathed dog trainer's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	practically non-alcoholic acceptable huge basic martini	1	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	mediocre blinking tumbling improved martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	artisanal weak splendid martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	spinning tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	occult extremely unsafe experienced plastic gundam	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	ghostly blinking License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	blurry LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	fuchsia squat Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	tumbling narrow L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	maroon Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	flavorless fancy meteoreo	3	decent	Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	lousy meadeorite	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	healthy meteortarboard of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	knitted lard-coated rosy-cheeked meteorite guard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	gray nasty scorching meteorb	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	horrifying asteroid belt of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	shaking foul-smelling hardy cool meteorthopedic shoes	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	twirling huge avaricious resourceful smooth shooting morning star	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	pulsating meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	wobbly green Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	twirling Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	green corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	bouncing genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	wobbly Lo Pan's brainy blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	upside-down pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	upside-down gray narrow pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	narrow pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	bouncing dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	gray hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	mirror xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	bouncing X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	mediocre high-proof DUFRESNE Suds	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	mafia pinky ring of dire peril of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
9547	hand-crafted enchanted flask of port	3	EPIC	Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 50
9548	careful contract enforcement stick of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -10, Food Drop: +100
9549	moldy Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	tolerable pulsating ghostly jug of booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	nitrogenated dry pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	ionized temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	altered red ghostly glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	modified red mirror new habit	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	fuchsia bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	avaricious beefy pearl necklace of the early riser	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	fuchsia amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	narrow X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	lime green flame-retardant greasy protection stick of the empath of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100
9563	magnetized colloidal maroon roll of meat	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 19
9564	pulsating greedy rosy-cheeked mafia thumb ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
9565	quadruple-dry polarized cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	avaricious hale mafia middle finger ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	blinking spinning gray aromatic Van der Graaf padded steel drivin' hammer of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	hardened personal trainer's mafia pointer finger ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	arcane researcher's worksite credentials	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
9571	cyan auspicious perfumed rosy-cheeked negotiatin' hammer of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	tumbling pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	foul-smelling mafia wedding ring of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
9576	greedy mafia organizer badge	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
9577	pulsating mafia filofax	0		
9578	yellow transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	moldy unfinished fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	denatured and cracker	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	practically non-alcoholic acceptable neg grog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	stale half double fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	snack-sized bland hushed puppy	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	gigantic rotten muffled muffuletta	10	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	toothsome shushed potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	skewed hardened plastic mime functionary	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	bouncing baleful plastic mime scientist	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	executive plastic mime soldier	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	green twirling stiffened plastic mime executive	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	lard-coated plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	purple squat locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	olive tumbling mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	blue temperance whiskey	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	quadruple-adjusted yellow wishbone	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	practically non-alcoholic special delicious Racisto Ruidoso	1	awesome	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	spinning earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	jumbo bland ghostly bran muffin	5	decent	
9598	adequate super-sized blueberry muffin	5	good	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	twirling silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	squat tumbling silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	pulsating silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	bouncing squat squat silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	pulsating silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	red jittery silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	blinking silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	jittery silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	blurry silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	blue anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	maroon mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	perfectly mixed special fuchsia stale cheer wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	normal small blurry stale Cheer-E-Os	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	auspicious lion tamer's cheerful antler hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	foul-smelling hardened cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	gray huge Samson's cheerful pajama pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	hand-crafted watered-down executive mime flask	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	stale low-calorie nega-mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	bad high-proof nega-mushroom wine	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	colloidal tarnished energized shaking Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	bland fuchsia mime army rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	artisanal boozy mime army wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	distilled spinning olive shaking mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	quantum corrupted bouncing mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	shaking wool Da Vinci's miming beret	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	green miming shirt of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	family-friendly greasy miming corduroys	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	shaking boxer's miming boots of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	Tesla rosy-cheeked miming gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	tumbling donated candy	0		
9665	oxidized pickled green digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	arcane researcher's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	wobbly huge friendly mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	blinking mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	maroon mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	brawny mime army infiltration glove of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	twirling kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	huge fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	decent extra-toasted half sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	special drinkable mulled hobo wine	3	good	Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	tumbling burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	Usain Bolt's thinker's burning paper hat of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	lime green greedy rosewater-soaked burning cape of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	hale hardened burning paper slippers of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	crafty veiny beefy burning paper jorts	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	Newton's Samson's burning paper crane of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	lime green January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	bouncing January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	squat greedy broken champagne bottle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	frightening tinsel tights of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	Tesla energetic thinker's wad of used tape	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	avaricious fireproof chilly stiffened silent nightlight	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	colloidal ghostly sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 40
9697	irradiated mirror Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 29
9698	activated magnetized spinning hot button candy	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 56
9699	supercharged quilted deadly makeshift garbage shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	reassuring dance instructor's novelty monorail ticket	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	mixed squat ghostly pills	1		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 10
9702	modified olive furry pill	1		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 15
9703	dehydrated skewed cyan beefy pill	1		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 45
9704	distilled blue excitement pill	1		
9705	vaporized upside-down vitamin G pill	1		
9706	pickled spinning lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	vaporized teal dieting pill	1		
9712	spinning Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	pulsating Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	maroon shaking They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	ghostly Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	zippy Samson's genie's turbane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	purple greasy genie's scimitar of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	nasty baleful genie's pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	ghostly baleful genie's bracers of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	arcane researcher's savvy psychic's circlet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	family-friendly psychic's crystal ball of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	psychic's pslacks of the dark arts of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	gray beefy psychic's amulet of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	delicious heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	fancy half-sized rotten Swedish massage fish	2	crappy	Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	delicious olive twirling Third Base	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	drinkable Bustle Hustler	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	boiled irradiated skewed Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	unsweetened ionized maroon Bettie page	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	diffused upside-down tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	activated heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	jittery personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	teal Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	twirling green Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	chilled non-boiled rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 18
9744	wet nitrogenated mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 35
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	irradiated spinning rhinestone	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 47
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	mirror riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	tumbling piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	pulsating Samson's Team Avarice cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
9755	upside-down miser's Team Sloth cap	0		Meat Drop: +10
9756	Sherlock's Team Wrath cap	0		Item Drop: +25
9757	upside-down beefy Mu cap	0		Muscle: +10
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	squat Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	bouncing Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	upside-down Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	tumbling Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	pulsating Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	shaking Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	jittery Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	maroon Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	twirling Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	pulsating yellow Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	ghostly Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	mirror Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	narrow wobbly Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	twirling Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	squat cyan Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	blurry Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	shaking Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	bouncing Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	blue Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	twirling twirling Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	jittery luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	huge smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	olive shaking rocket	0		
9828	mixed blinking red pulsating magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	altered mirror brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	dried tumbling purple glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 50
9831	diluted wobbly scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	diluted fuchsia ghostly pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 5
9833	distilled lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	distilled huge gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 5
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	Fonzie's experienced FantasyRealm G. E. M. of terror	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	lightning-fast FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	upside-down FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	twirling blinking lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	tumbling lightning-fast deadly &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	maroon Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	blurry dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	fuchsia druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	upside-down flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	extra-wet boiled universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	jittery LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	ghostly pulsating FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	adequate enchanted FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	good	Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	perfectly mixed FantasyRealm mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	adequate low-calorie druidic s'more	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	denatured upside-down squat sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	weak acceptable mourning wine	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	yellow sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	jittery map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	huge adequate denastified haunch	8	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	perfectly mixed bad rum and good cola	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	alkaline blurry Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	stiffened leggings of the Spider Queen of extreme caution of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	perfumed frightening Master Thief's utility belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	gray vibrating steel-toed Newton's Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	Lo Pan's personal trainer's Herculean Dragonscale breastplate	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	twirling careful healthy belt of Ogrekind of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	prompt Jeselnik's medical-grade The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	rock-hard experienced nozzle of the Phoenix of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	squat friendly Oprah's therapeutic the Archwizard's briefs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	family-friendly clever deadly the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	skewed supercool shield of the Skeleton Lord of James Dean of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	skewed frosty ring of the Skeleton Lord of the empath of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	stanky frosty studded scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	miser's smelly hale Newton's deadfall branch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
9894	inspector's rosy-cheeked Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the scaredy-cat of terror of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	artisanal watered-down two meat muck	2	EPIC	
9899	flavorless diet chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1	decent	
9900	flavorless super-sized chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	5	decent	
9901	spoiled chocolate Spider Queen	4	crappy	
9902	weak acceptable hipster cocktail	2	good	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	mirror God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	yellow God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	pulsating Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	shaking A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	immense stale good guava	8	decent	
9916	triple-distilled drinkable gin and ginger	8	good	
9917	mirror Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	powdered mirror gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 40
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	mirror SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	super-electrified denatured Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	ionized twirling Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	blurry Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	compressed Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	bouncing Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	therapeutic occult thinker's Brutal brogues of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	rosewater-soaked Jeselnik's nippy hale Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	censurious knitted toasty Lo Pan's Nouveau nosering	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	corrupted sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	enhanced boiling broth	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	colloidal magnetized interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	narrow Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	fuchsia burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	huge Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	spinning smelly Sinatra's PARTY HARD T-shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	bouncing deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	blue pulsating gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	strong perfectly mixed Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	lime green neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	pentagram bandana of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	skewed skull ring of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	spoiled tiny PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	twirling razor-sharp stylish dorky glasses	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	nippy careful ponytail clip	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	narrow therapeutic paint palette	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	diluted blurry Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	squat cosmetic football of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	squat shoe ad T-shirt of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	magnetized pulsating skewed blue wobbly runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	bouncing hardened noticeable pumps of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	aged ghostly everfull glass	4	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	gray van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	huge jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	olive manspreader's denim jacket of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	Jeselnik's Jim Carey's ratty knitted cap	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	fuchsia family-friendly intimidating chainsaw of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	practically non-alcoholic acceptable party beer bomb	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	stale special half-sized blurry sweet party mix	2	decent	Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	modified spinning party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	upside-down teal wool ruddy party pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	spinning rosewater-soaked sizzling nippy party whip	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	tolerable TRIO cup of beer	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	normal massive party platter for one	9	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	modified ghostly yellow Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	blinking party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	ruddy wizardly party crasher	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	lime green squat ghostly Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	spinning maroon Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	skewed olive latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	jittery latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	squat stiffened &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	pulsating absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	bouncing snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	prompt snakeskin thighboots of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	coward's crafty snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	shellacked sinister snakeskin jacket	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	purple slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	squat slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	huge slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	mirror healthy smartaleck's slime waders of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	chilly dog trainer's wicked slime fedora	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	upside-down inspector's knitted friendly slime knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	wool ribald experienced government-issued slacks	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	healthy government-issued eyeshade of the cougar of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	ribald electrified ruddy government-issued necktie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	greedy sharpshooter's mutant arm of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	knitted deadly smooth mutant legs	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	zippy Jack Frost's crafty mutant crown	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	huge rotten blue ghostly ectoplasm	7	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	moldy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	irresponsibly strong tolerable huge bottle of vodka	8	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	flavorless fuchsia pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	hand-crafted watered-down martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	half-sized decent narrow cherry pie	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	bad squat eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	huge glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	bland huge Hell ramen	10	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	smooth gimlet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	watered-down aged enchanted twice-haunted screwdriver	2	awesome	Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	flavorless candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	practically non-alcoholic bad twirling maroon runny fermented egg	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	decent oldcake	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	bland traditional Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	plastic wild beaver of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	Sherlock's plastic reindeer	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	gray therapeutic plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	chilly plastic orphan	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	hardened plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	bouncing Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	yellow Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	medical-grade pristine walrus tusk of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	jittery thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	twirling red inspector's frightening fortified Staff of Frozen Lard of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	decent enchanted grilled mooseflank	3	good	Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	tiny stale red moosemeat pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	stylish balanced antler	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	spinning smelly dam	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	acceptable beavermouth	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	artisanal beaver punch (papaya)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	mediocre beaver punch (peach)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	fortified perfectly mixed beaver punch (cherry)	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	upside-down teal beefcake's Canadian lantern of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	ghostly inspector's muskox-skin cap	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	tasty glass of raw eggs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	special lousy wobbly punch-drunk punch	4	decent	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	mixed bouncing body spradium	1		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	energetic bauxite beret	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	mirror auspicious bauxite boxers	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	blurry manspreader's clever curative personal trainer's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	thick adequate sausage	5	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	fuchsia boxer's red-hot sausage fork of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	upside-down bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	artisanal weak beer	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	stale yule gruel	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	bad hot watered rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	lousy triple-distilled bottle of Crimbognac	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	spoiled Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	twisted skewed twirling tumbling Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	tumbling spinning shaking Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	spinning Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	shaking Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	tumbling Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	green Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	olive Herculean Crimbolex watch of courage of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	skewed Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	upside-down Tesla hale Da Vinci's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
10082	pulsating flame-retardant ribald chalk chlamys	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	zippy Sinatra's chalk chain	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	jittery hale occult chalk chalice	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	lard-coated smartaleck's chalk chinos	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	twirling frightening therapeutic chalk chapeau	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	flame-retardant chalk choker of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	denatured wobbly shaking chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	adjusted anodized candy chalk	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 23
10090	flame-retardant electrified marble maebari	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	Da Vinci's strapping marble mantle	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	greedy dance instructor's marble magnet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	perfumed extremely unsafe marble mignonette bowl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	jittery dog trainer's marble medallion of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	ribald slick marble mariachi hat	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	diluted lime green tumbling twirling marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	flattened altered Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 53
10098	smelly punching bag of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	banded sinister pith helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	lime green deadly brainy poncho	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	gravedigger's pendant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	ghostly ribald stylish palazzos	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	pseudoaccordion of the sewer of doom	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	compressed pieces	1		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	ionized ghostly Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 28
10106	upside-down horrifying terra cotta truss of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	mirror gray smelly nasty terra cotta trousers	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	fuchsia weightlifter's terra cotta tongs	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	beefcake's terra cotta train of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	medical-grade padded terra cotta tie tack	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	gravedigger's Da Vinci's terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	mixed upside-down terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	denatured mirror terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 17
10114	smooth beefcake's velour voulge	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	horrifying steel-toed velour vambraces	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	foul-smelling velour veil of terror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	dog trainer's occult velour viscometer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	red ribald velour valise of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	wobbly zippy perfumed velour vaqueros	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	twisted tumbling velour veneer	1		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	liquefied moist wet squat Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 24
10122	up-at-dawn lard-coated glass suspenders	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	glass shield of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	Lo Pan's glass stetson of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	supercharged glass spectacles of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	fuchsia scorching banded glass shiv	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	scorching coward's glass serape	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	distilled glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	alkaline cold-filtered hard candy	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 24
10130	maroon wicked groovy loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	foul-smelling loofah lei of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	shellacked savvy loofah lederhosen	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	hale extremely unsafe loofah ladle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	censurious loofah legwarmers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	double-paned Rosewater's loofah lavalier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	boiled spinning mirror loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	galvanized jittery chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 36
10138	razor-sharp flagstone flag of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	jittery gravedigger's flagstone flail of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	olive educational flagstone flip-flops of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 4, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	lime green energetic educational flagstone fez	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	bouncing teal deadly educational flagstone fleece	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	flagstone fringe of terror of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	mixed blue bouncing upside-down flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	triple-dry aerosolized Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 45
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	mirror red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	magnetized triple-moist upside-down tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	dried prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	brainy tailored vest	0		Mysticality: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	olive sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	spinning really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	elf army poncho of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	special decent tumbling maroon elf army field rations	4	good	Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	chilly veiny discarded bowtie	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	practically non-alcoholic acceptable martiny	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	polarized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 47
10161	double-diffused altered virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 55
10162	extra-frozen alkaline oxidized jittery maroon mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 30
10163	liquefied alkaline government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 23
10164	magnetized moist Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 55
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	zippy extremely unsafe Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	normal huge bloodstick	9	good	
10170	strong tolerable bottle of Sanguiovese	5	good	
10171	adequate miniature actual blood sausage	2	good	
10172	bad mulled blood	4	decent	
10173	flavorless skewed blood snowcone	3	decent	
10174	boozy lousy upside-down Red Russian	5	decent	
10175	bland blood roll-up	4	decent	
10176	tolerable huge bottle of blood	3	good	
10177	spoiled super-sized fancy wobbly blood-soaked sponge cake	5	crappy	Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 45
10178	artisanal gray vampagne	3	super EPIC	
10179	bite-sized bland shaking plain snowcone	1	decent	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	squat money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	wobbly bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	skewed blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	shaking PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	bouncing flame-wreathed careful hale PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	gray skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	decent crabsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	lousy enchanted bottle of dark rhum	3	decent	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	tolerable bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	lousy weak bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	wet galvanized pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	twirling scandalous Oprah's conquistador's breastplate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	miser's Rosewater's pirate pantaloons	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	spinning teal windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	narrow bouncing lion tamer's weightlifter's pirate radio ring	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	half-sized normal twirling narrow pineapple slab	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	decent hibiscus petal	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	Vulcanized double-dry huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	compressed ice molecule	1		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	squat Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	modified pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	Sherlock's plush sea serpent	0		Item Drop: +25, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	small rotten pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	maroon up-at-dawn gravedigger's piratical blunderbuss	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	blurry lightning-fast scandalous clever PirateRealm party hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	artisanal Island Landslide	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	hand-crafted extra-dry Island Thunderstorm	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	weak perfectly mixed Island Hurricane	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	acceptable practically non-alcoholic yellow Skull Punch	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	hand-crafted Electric Punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	hand-crafted spinning maroon Smuggler's Punch	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	watered-down perfectly mixed Scorpion Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	drinkable Turtle Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	weak perfectly mixed upside-down Cobra Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	up-at-dawn occult razor-sharp vampyric cloake of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	double-warmed one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 56
10245	huge arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	squat intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	rosewater-soaked supercool smooth Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	wool scorching Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's hale forbidden Socratic experienced hewn moon-rune spoon of bravery of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	red family-friendly beefcake's Beach Comb of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	frozen magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	ionized frozen twirling cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	modified flattened green gray seashell	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	dry seashell	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	super-liquefied seashell	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	tolerable bottle of sea wine	4	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	powdered teal kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	flame-retardant knitted sizzling rosy-cheeked studded padded smooth cool driftwood hat of extreme caution	0		Moxie: 20, Damage Absorption: 100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	avaricious reassuring gravedigger's Oprah's therapeutic hardened Sinatra's smartaleck's driftwood pants of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	up-at-dawn greedy frightening foul-smelling dog trainer's therapeutic stiffened sinister driftwood bracelet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	foul-smelling hale brawny waders	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	wobbly occult spearfish fishing spear of the blizzard of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	jittery ribald Da Vinci's rabbitfish fin of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	pulsating skewed piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	lard-coated smelly beefy pirate cutlass	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	smartaleck's brawny tricorn hat of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	gravedigger's mansplainer's Sinatra's swash buckle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	olive meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	twirling tumbling stanky sizzling deadly meteorite earring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	greedy nippy meteorite necklace of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	Jeselnik's dance instructor's meteorite ring of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	quantum gray Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 23
10290	dry chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 49
10291	twirling careful extremely unsafe driftwood beach comb of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	lime green Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	blurry friendly cool whittled tiara of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	blinking Tesla occult Sinatra's whittled shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	wicked whittled flail of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	bouncing frosty Fonzie's whittled wand of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	green mansplainer's dance instructor's whittled flute of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	maroon Sherlock's whittled bear figurine of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	Van der Graaf medical-grade smartaleck's whittled owl figurine	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	scandalous educational whittled fox figurine of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 4, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	olive scorching Annie Oakley's clever whittled walking stick of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	rotten campfire hot dog	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	big flavorless campfire baked potato	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	adequate campfire s'more	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	gigantic flavorless campfire beans	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	flavorless campfire stew	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	wobbly campfire coffee	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	deionized ghostly olive leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 66
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	spinning bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	twirling Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	olive space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	fuchsia Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	tasty space chowder	4	awesome	
10321	special drinkable watered-down space wine	2	good	Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 30
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	pulsating Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	asbestos-lined Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	olive diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	stale bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	big normal flan del mar	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	moldy fancy Baja sopapilla	4	crappy	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	brawny plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	maroon plastic sea elf of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	pulsating wholesome plastic yuleviathan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	tumbling plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	plastic Dolph Bossin of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	narrow red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	immense stale mana-coated yams	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	adequate huge mana-basted tofurkey leg	10	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bland mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	bland snack-sized mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	corrupted patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	dehydrated narrow industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	anodized alkaline unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	dehydrated blue huge narrow vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	twisted jittery a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	dry skewed organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	artisanal watered-down boot flask	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	anodized irradiated mirror infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	upside-down madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	denatured narrow blurry blue fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	half-sized stale guffin	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	altered maroon Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	teal goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	vaporized lime green non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	activated irradiated spinning jittery peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	double-aerosolized electrified dry huge Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	pickled skewed extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	upside-down envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	diluted lime green livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	pickled wobbly beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	friendly oxygenated eggnog helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	huge hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	flattened double-chilled adjusted ghostly olive shaking concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	unsweetened pressed blurry tumbling liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	twirling blurry map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	nasty fortified brainy Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	ionized extra-adjusted ionized lime green salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	jittery ribbon candy ascot of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	inspector's anemoney clip	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	twisted mirror ghostly super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	scorching steel-toed brainy icing poncho	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	ionized wet huge glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	veiny healthy Mer-kin rollpin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	red tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	adequate half-sized bowl of mernudo	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	strong mediocre jittery fishelada	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	flavorless ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	skewed waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	upside-down waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	up-at-dawn careful nutcracker hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	mirror nippy nutcracker waistcoat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	fireproof nutcracker pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	lightning-fast nutcracker boots of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	nasty nutcracker sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	coward's nutcracker drumstick of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	bouncing greasy groovy nutcracker beard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	razor-sharp nutcracker cape of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	skewed stiffened personal trainer's nutcracker epaulets	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	huge nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	immense rotten salt plum	6	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	small moldy and bean	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	Samson's strapping kelp-holly gun of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	maroon extremely unsafe Yuleviathan necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	pulsating peppermint spine of the ox of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	asbestos-lined smelly soggy elf shoes	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	toasty Crimbylow-rise jeans of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	curative fortified kelp-holly drape	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	wobbly huge green scandalous Da Vinci's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the brazier of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	normal huge tempura and bean	9	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	artisanal salt plum sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	dry ionized shaking pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	energized altered almond	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 52
10429	colloidal shaking skewed handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	flame-wreathed crafty wicked Retrospecs	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	jittery unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	shaking mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	dog trainer's baleful Socratic smartaleck's Powerful Glove of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	nippy clever slick Drip harness	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10
10442	Sherlock's drippy truncheon	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
10443	teal Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	moldy drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	weak bad glass of drippy wine	2	drippy	
10447	rotten drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	flavorless drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	ghostly smartaleck's drippy stake	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
10450	upside-down The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	yellow drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	bouncing The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	upside-down super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	frozen colloidal fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 69
10459	deionized healthy juice	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 45
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	yellow fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	cape of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
10467	wool Jim Carey's back shell	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	bouncing Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	teal Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	smooth bony back shell	0		Moxie: +15
10473	shaking frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	double-liquefied quadruple-galvanized blooper ink	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 62
10475	blurry coin	0		
10476	shaking rubber doll head	0		
10477	blurry spinning rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	bouncing plastic doll legs	0		
10480	blinking rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	huge Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	ghostly spinning packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	squat free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	pulsating huge immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	fuchsia colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	stale mushroom filet	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	modified skewed mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	artisanal special distilled mushroom whiskey	5	EPIC	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	Tesla baleful mushroom cap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	groovy smooth mushroom shield of Tarzan of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	Usain Bolt's stiffened mushroom pants of the bloodbag of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	twirling energetic wicked mushroom badge of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	blinking spinning plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	ionized liquefied denatured piranha pollen	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	tumbling sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	crafty kettle bell	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	blurry stiffened glued-together crystal ball	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	fireproof martini dregs	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	asbestos-lined flickering flashlight	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	smooth crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	savvy outmoded fidget toy	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	miser's flimsy ski pole	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	Sherlock's pizza box	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	huge sage chipped coffee mug of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	blurry wool Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	spinning drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	wobbly Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	ghostly drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	squat drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	huge drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	lousy drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	upside-down drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	Da Vinci's gory drippy orb	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
10531	wobbly shaking annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	huge Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	skewed greasy grievous Guzzlr tablet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	frightening Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	lime green Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	tolerable high-proof shaking Ghiaccio Colada	8	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	smooth Sourfinger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	hand-crafted weak upside-down maroon Nog-on-the-Cob	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	acceptable Steamboat	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	high-proof aged blurry mirror Buttery Boy	7	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	shaking Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	wobbly Socratic groovy clown car key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	olive huge auspicious electrified boxer's batting cage key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	dog trainer's brainy aqu&iacute; of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	smelly knob labinet key of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	lime green wobbly greedy sizzling weremoose key of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	Da Vinci's peg key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	jittery strapping kekekey	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	stanky rabbit's foot key	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	medical-grade experienced knob shaft skate key	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	Oprah's baleful Sinatra's ice key	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	beefcake's anchovy can key	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	smelly arcane researcher's cactus key	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	cyan f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	narrow curative stiffened treasure chest key	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	horrifying brainy demonic key of temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	skewed horrifying key sausage	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	friendly knob treasury key of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	maroon inspector's stylish scrap key of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	greedy rose key of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	supercool music box key	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	pulsating sinister wizardly actual skeleton key	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	spinning greedy Jim Carey's resourceful deep-fried key	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	razor-sharp discarded bike lock key of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	skewed blue Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	aerosolized alkaline marshroom	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 29
10573	mirror bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	quadruple-dry ionized salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 48
10577	nitrogenated ghostly fuchsia writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 25
10578	Vulcanized dry spinning gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 62
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	MacGyver's brawny birch battery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	jittery pulsating padded ebony epee of doom of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	scandalous electrified razor-sharp weeping willow wand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	huge resourceful Socratic beechwood blowgun of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	prompt experienced maple magnet of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	blinking upside-down curative hemlock helm of temperance of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	red Temple Grandin's rock-hard grievous balsam barrel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	teal skewed redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	super-deionized ionized mirror redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	censurious sizzling purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	blinking censurious frosty nippy Samson's beefcake's wormwood wedding ring	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	blurry Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	pulsating drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	fuchsia Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	ert grey goo ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	triple-unsweetened wet narrow Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	aerosolized oxidized pickled Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	flavorless Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	quantum squat bouncing Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	narrow studded Yeg's Motel shower cap of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	zippy scorching Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	flame-wreathed Yeg's Motel slippers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	jittery Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	huge maroon frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	pulsating blue uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	purple nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	huge wobbly greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	ghostly onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	ghostly bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	shaking mansplainer's Sinatra's Herculean Rosewater's Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	bouncing complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	practically non-alcoholic special lousy huge flask of moonshine	1	decent	Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	maroon extremely unsafe sea-worn candlestick of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	extra-tarnished null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	yummy chocolate chip muffin	3	awesome	
10644	shaking Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	green packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	olive grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	upside-down subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	polarized maroon fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	alkaline teal tumbling boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	extra-polarized irradiated spinning cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	magnetized jittery tumbling overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	Vulcanized moist hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	triple-polymerized red hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	MacGyver's Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	ghostly Crimbo smile of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	modified candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	triple-tarnished ionized sugar	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	galvanized multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	red flame-wreathed plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	careful plastic multi-level marketer	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	perfumed plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	fuchsia blurry plastic Mirth of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	knitted plastic Penny	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	spinning personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	brawny neck wreath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	chaotic shining star cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	nativity shorts of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	forbidden extremely unsafe myrrh pouch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	huge Sherlock's frankincenser	0		Item Drop: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	pulsating shellacked Da Vinci's gilded trumpet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	bouncing stanky &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	greedy wine carrier	0		Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	flame-wreathed candy bucket	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	diffused frozen prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	electrified electrified imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	triple-moist hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	twirling government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	teal blurry Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	red food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	blue tumbling booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	dog trainer's arcane researcher's fruit bat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	cyan mansplainer's tinsel orb	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	narrow squat steel-toed snowpack of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	avaricious nasty Satan hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	ribald educational Crimbo stockings	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	sizzling supercool poncho de azucar	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	mirror upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	lime green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	stale and pepper (stale)	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	artisanal practically non-alcoholic cranberry margarita (brackish)	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	twirling fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	pulsating goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	tolerable watered-down barrel-aged eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	enchanted stale half-sized twirling hand-crafted candy cane	2	decent	Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	fancy yummy small wobbly drive-thru burger	2	awesome	Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	acceptable Boulevardier cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	triple-denatured huge Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	stale bowl full of jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	artisanal weak Eye and a Twist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	dry electrified Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	wobbly digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	bouncing crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	red ghostly fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	shaking Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	shaking power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	activated galvanized skewed battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	magnetized frozen battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	frozen triple-altered twirling upside-down battery (D)	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	dry super-modified battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	tarnished quadruple-enhanced battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	tarnished teal wobbly battery (car)	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	special weak perfectly mixed marshmallow bomb	2	EPIC	Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	skewed packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	squat tumbling shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	quantum improved wobbly short beer	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	diffused short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	dry denatured unsweetened shaking short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	irradiated triple-irradiated unsweetened upside-down short glass of water	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	wet squat short	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	wobbly Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	teal familiar scrapbook of courage of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	narrow packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	upside-down clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	ghostly executive fedora-mounted fountain of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	maroon quilted personal trainer's sombrero-mounted sparkler of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	stanky hale porkpie-mounted popper of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	purple rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	tumbling rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	half-sized flavorless fire crackers	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	huge Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	jittery medical-grade Catherine Wheel of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	inspector's vibrating rocket boots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	greedy dangerous sparkler	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	alkaline blinking Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	quadruple-nitrogenated activated ionized maroon The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	nitrogenated Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	liquefied diffused magnetized Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	chilled Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	banded deadly extra-large utility candle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	sage runed taper candle of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	bouncing healthy educational thinker's novelty sparkling candle	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	educational Abracandalabra of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	upside-down fireproof smelly extra-wide head candle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	enhanced boiled huge natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	deionized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	boiled chilled banana candle	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	magnetized magnetized ear candle	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	quantum vacuum-sealed wet votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	jittery weightlifter's water candle	0		Muscle: +15, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	B. L. A. R. T.	0		Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	huge empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	shaking literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	narrow ghostly packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	Van der Graaf MacGyver's fortified personal trainer's Sinatra's industrial fire extinguisher of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	mirror The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	ghostly gray bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	twirling tumbling experienced Daylight Shavings Helmet of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	shaking eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	adequate bread man	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	small moldy plain candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	rotten teal flour cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	ghostly maroon plastic food lab of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	slick plastic chem lab	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	mirror chilly plastic primary lab	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	huge pulsating frosty plastic Cheer Core	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	tumbling red medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	miser's perfumed ice crown of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	smelly Lo Pan's jeans of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	therapeutic quilted weightlifter's ice wrap	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	small normal ghostly tofu pop	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	snack-sized rotten bowl of prescription candy	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	snack-sized spoiled fishcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	rotten tiny bone broth	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	spoiled blurry star pop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	hand-crafted distilled Doc's Fortifying Wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	enchanted watered-down lousy Doc's Smartifying Wine	2	decent	Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	artisanal Doc's Limbering Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	distilled bad special bouncing Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	5	decent	Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	compressed twirling Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	boiled squat olive Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	modified Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dried wobbly Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	dry anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	boiled enhanced anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	liquefied blurry wobbly anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	anodized anodized fuchsia anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	deionized ionized blurry anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	irradiated adjusted improved blue anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	acceptable narrow Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	decent bread pie	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	weak tolerable gray clear Russian	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	green zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	mirror Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	purple huge goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	spinning sizzling cozy scarf	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	toothsome jittery huge Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	galvanized dry squat fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	ghostly third ear of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	sinister peppermint-scented socks	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	blinking the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	bouncing skewed fuchsia projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	green executive depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	spoiled enchanted &quot;caramel&quot;	4	crappy	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	Da Vinci's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	shellacked carnivorous potted plant	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	huge ribald yule hatchet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	toothsome lab-grown meat	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	wobbly fleece of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	dangerous can of mixed everything of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	rotten meatball	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	compressed twirling fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	upside-down 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	upside-down skewed carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	boiled ghostly jittery astral energy drink	1		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 10
10884	huge narrow mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	gray lightning-fast brawny magnifying glass of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	mediocre high-proof void lager	8	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	toothsome void burger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	mirror vibrating healthy rock-hard Da Vinci's void shard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	bouncing blinking combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	Oprah's combat lover's locket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	teal Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	lime green grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	skewed trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	bouncing undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	yellow manspreader's crafty shellacked Rosewater's unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	ionized emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	jittery lion tamer's survival knife	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	educational crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	wobbly manspreader's headlamp	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	upside-down coward's medical-grade thermal blanket of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -20, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	ribald atlas of local maps	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	non-altered spare battery	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	irradiated blinking single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	magnetized gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	low-calorie flavorless spinning 20-lb can of rice and beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	blinking bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	immense moldy fancy expired MRE	6	crappy	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	spoiled cool mint precipice bar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	diet spoiled carrot cake precipice bar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	fuchsia Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	lard-coated padded Rosewater's June cleaver	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	weak tolerable Dad's brandy	2	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	bouncing blinking Tesla MacGyver's teacher's pen	0		Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	bland fire-roasted lake trout	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	small flavorless skewed guilty sprout	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	mother's necklace of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	irradiated double-modified trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	aerosolized pickled pulsating teal savings bond	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	modified sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	mirror thick dinosaur	0		
10934	mirror dinosaur scale	0		
10935	tumbling pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	fuchsia nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	shaking brawny pterodactyl rifle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	mirror birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	triple-polymerized spinning Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 52
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	knitted camouflage vest	0		Cold Resistance: +3
10944	huge Dinodollar	0		
10945	twirling jittery valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	wool clever Herculean awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
10948	ghostly reflective vest of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
10949	dinosaur of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	teal wobbly packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	narrow dangerous stylish Jurassic Parka	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	squat autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	anodized unsweetened twirling autumn leaf	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	acceptable distilled AutumnFest ale	5	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	baleful smooth autumn sweater-weather sweater of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	aromatic therapeutic steel-toed autumn debris shield of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	half-sized bland red autumn-spice donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	colloidal autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	energetic savvy autumn leaf pendant of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	diluted mirror autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	tarnished yellow squat autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	tumbling familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	perfectly mixed Oopsie IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	jittery Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	spinning St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	jumbo flavorless shaking ratatouille de Jarlsberg	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	tiny normal Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	moldy roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	decent miniature enchanted St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	good	Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	special stale half-sized Pete's wiley whey bar	2	decent	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	low-calorie decent bouncing Pete's rich ricotta	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	perfectly mixed watered-down Boris's beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	normal honey bun of Boris	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	jumbo adequate huge Boris's bread	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	olive Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	normal spinning baked veggie ricotta casserole	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	yummy plain calzone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	miniature bland fancy roasted vegetable focaccia	2	decent	Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	bland squat Pizza of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	yummy diet Calzone of Legend	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	huge tasty Deep Dish of Legend	6	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	upside-down drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	wobbly government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	aromatic prohie's hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	adjusted imported taffy	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	prompt hale Charleston shoes	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	rock-hard brawny rare oboe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	skewed miser's extremely unsafe bullet necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	adequate big swamp haunch	5	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	healthy personal trainer's gator shades	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	fancy strong mediocre Charleston Choo-Choo	5	decent	Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	aged mirror Velvet Veil	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	watered-down mediocre Marltini	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	watered-down bad twirling Strong, Silent Type	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	special mediocre spirit-forward bouncing Mysterious Stranger	5	decent	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	triple-distilled hand-crafted Champagne Shimmy	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	red the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	beefy ceramic cestus of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	aromatic Socratic ceramic centurion shield of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	censurious reassuring ceramic celery grater	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	narrow huge inspector's Van der Graaf ceramic celsiturometer of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	friendly stiffened ceramic cerecloth belt of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	upside-down scorching toasty crafty ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: 30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	vaporized ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	improved colloidal extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 29
11028	upside-down steel-toed chiffon chevrons of the empath of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	zippy hardy strapping chiffon chapeau	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	jittery rosewater-soaked scorching chiffon chamberpot of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	prompt therapeutic hardy chiffon chemise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	huge inspector's censurious nippy chiffon chakram	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	Van der Graaf slick beefy chiffon chaps	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	compressed upside-down chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	adjusted chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 36
11036	spoiled special thick chocomotive	5	crappy	Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	spoiled purple freightcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	lousy skewed cabooze	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	groovy plastic dining car	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	extremely unsafe plastic coal car of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	bouncing plastic locomotive of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	bouncing packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	huge Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	chilled Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 30
11051	modified deionized Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 27
11052	unsweetened Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 40
11053	adjusted huge Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 47
11054	dry quadruple-denatured Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 24
11055	dry tumbling Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 33
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	supercharged Trainbot harness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
11059	shaking ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	avaricious flame-retardant educational head-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	zippy stylish leg-mounted Trainbots of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	gravedigger's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	cyan Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	tolerable tumbling dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	good	
11068	ghostly lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	huge special stale honey-drenched ham slice	6	decent	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 10
11071	artisanal mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	EPIC	
11072	rotten blurry Crimbo food scraps	3	crappy	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	wobbly automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	miniature flavorless steamed oyster	2	decent	
11079	blue really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	gray steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	gray crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	tolerable practically non-alcoholic squat Crimbosmopolitan	1	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	jumbo flavorless Crimbo dinner	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	squat overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	mirror train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	red avaricious grubby wool hat of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30
11093	teal wicked grubby wool scarf of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
11094	zippy foul-smelling Tesla grubby wool trousers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11095	blurry auspicious fireproof grubby wool gloves of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
11096	jittery grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	acceptable ghostly nice warm beer	3	good	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	pulsating Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	squat packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	red groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	modified fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	maroon lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	ghostly shaking milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	mirror twirling bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	blurry narrow whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	adequate pixel bread	3	good	
11113	enchanted mediocre jittery pixel whiskey	4	decent	Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 40
11114	upside-down narrow pixel rock	0		
11115	blurry S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	tumbling S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	super-nitrogenated glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	aerosolized mushroom	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	irradiated dry mirror five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	yummy super good fruit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dried shaking energized spores	1		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	jittery vibrating rock-hard hot pepper	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	super-pickled quantum huge out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	blue huge extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	extra-liquefied fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	activated alkaline flapper fly	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	drinkable shot of wasp venom	3	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	oxidized chilled filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	pressed wet shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	ionized activated pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	double-dry anodized pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	ghostly hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	concentrated extra-dry angry agate	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	aerosolized lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	spoiled thick shadow sausage	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	ruddy shadow skin of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	energized shadow flame	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	miniature adequate mirror shadow bread	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	watered-down delicious lime green shadow fluid	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	spinning shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	fancy perfectly mixed spinning shadow venom	3	EPIC	Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	dehydrated shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	Da Vinci's Socratic shadow stick of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	rosewater-soaked chilly bat paw	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
11148	uncursed bat paw of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
11149	foul-smelling Herculean goblin cape of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11150	bouncing aromatic uncursed goblin cape	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11151	prompt arcane researcher's dragon wishbone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +3
11152	upside-down uncursed dragon wishbone of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11153	huge family-friendly therapeutic stats of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11154	blinking forbidden uncursed stats	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
11155	foul-smelling arcane orb of terror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11156	gray scorching uncursed arcane orb	0		Hot Damage: +25
11157	olive machete of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
11158	bouncing energetic uncursed machete	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
11159	pulsating squat blanket	0		
11160	narrow uncursed blanket	0		
11161	crafty smartaleck's cool medallion	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10
11162	electrified uncursed medallion	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	teal narrow Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	narrow Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	huge huge closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shaking shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	narrow shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	wobbly shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	squat blurry shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	yellow shadow chef's hat of the empath of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	zippy clever quilted shadow trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	fuchsia tumbling electrified Da Vinci's shadow hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	chilly brawny cool shadow monocle	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	half-sized flavorless shadow hot dog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	enchanted acceptable high-proof shadow martini	9	good	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	mixed blurry shadow pill	1		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 35
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	red monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	pickled skewed shadow candy	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 23
11189	upside-down replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	cyan replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	spinning replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	spinning dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	spinning replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	tumbling replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	mansplainer's manspreader's replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 45, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	Herculean smooth replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	prompt perfumed ruddy healthy replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	Socratic replica V for Vivala mask of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	therapeutic rock-hard replica haiku katana of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	mirror tumbling replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	boxer's slick replica Elvish sunglasses of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	coward's vibrating replica Greatest American Pants of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5
11210	fuchsia replica organ grinder	0		
11211	cyan careful deadly stylish replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
11212	Usain Bolt's executive replica Operation Patriot Shield of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	prompt Annie Oakley's stiffened replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	blue scandalous replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	narrow replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	huge replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	purple shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	occult smooth Cincho de Mayo of the cougar of the glutton	0		Moxie: 35, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	mirror dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	tumbling shaking replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	olive replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	spinning replica genie bottle	0		
11235	pulsating replica space planula	0		
11236	wobbly replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	pulsating wobbly replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	blurry blue huge replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	tumbling shellacked padded brainy replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	pulsating knitted foul-smelling healthy forbidden weightlifter's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
11242	sharpshooter's resourceful shellacked brawny thinker's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of Tarzan of dire peril of the bloodbag of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	red replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	blurry ribald nippy Lo Pan's crafty replica Powerful Glove of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: 35, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	Sherlock's auspicious scandalous MacGyver's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: 35
11246	skewed wholesome beefcake's replica industrial fire extinguisher of the wise owl of the storm of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	bouncing up-at-dawn greedy replica Jurassic Parka	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	toasty stylish replica Cincho de Mayo of the storm of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	upside-down Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	tumbling 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	spinning executive dog trainer's friendly steel-toed personal trainer's Herculean &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	wobbly razor-sharp pro skateboard of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	narrow Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	blurry Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	green mirror toasty Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	flame-retardant foul-smelling grievous Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	pulsating VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	liquefied green scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	bouncing Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	altered chilled scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	upside-down Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	lousy extra-dry blurry Sexy Cosmo	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	flame-retardant dog trainer's wicked red-soled high heels	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	spoiled cyburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	twirling jittery padded ncle leg	0		Damage Absorption: +20
11287	cyan toasty mansplainer's rutabuga bag	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5
11288	yellow jittery shellacked mesquito proboscis	0		Damage Reduction: 7
11289	senate fly thorax of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
11290	aerosolized corrupted bug juice	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 46
11291	wobbly spider leg of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11292	mansplainer's beetle antenna	0		Monster Level: +15
11293	mantis skull of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11294	galvanized triple-pickled jittery chitin powder	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
11295	wobbly rosy-cheeked daddy shortlegs leg of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100
11296	Sherlock's mansplainer's birdybug antenna	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25
11297	shaking chilly resourceful kilopede skull	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5
11298	oxidized non-liquefied extra-improved twirling haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 58
11299	pressed double-ionized blurry chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 20
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	shaking name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	olive blinking pulsating boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	rotten massive watermelon	10	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	tumbling teal watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	toothsome half-sized spinning waffle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	wobbly fortified dance instructor's cat o' nine teeth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	smooth tooth cap of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	skewed Samson's toothy trousers of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	bland miniature pulsating banana split	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	mirror mirror Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	triple-distilled lousy green bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	cyan padded baywatch of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	green Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	huge consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	yellow huge Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	blue residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	dehydrated concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 20
11329	mixed meat	1		
11330	powdered yellow sparkling orb	1		
11331	dried hardening cream	1		
11332	modified pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 20
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	ghostly book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	pulsating Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	red LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	electrified sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 21
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	bouncing A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	wobbly squat Jack Frost's rake	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	inspector's Lo Pan's autumnal aegis	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	modified quantum distilled resin	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	fuchsia tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	wobbly tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	skewed bouncing tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	gray impromptu torch of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	fireproof veiny fig leaf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	bouncing curative Da Vinci's smoldering drape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	narrow green shaking smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	jittery aromatic banded grievous dangerous smartaleck's leaf crown of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	rotten snack-sized leafy browns	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	enhanced pickled autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	extra-tarnished diffused polymerized red coping juice	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	blurry chilly friendly Jim Carey's banded wicked candy cane sword cane	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	jittery Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	twirling fuchsia Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	shaking narrow olive automa-bot parts	0		
11370	green security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	shaking Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	rotten thick ghostly pickled bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	decent narrow salted mutton	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	bland half-sized special corned beet	2	decent	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	gray pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	squat wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	wobbly crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	adequate immense pulsating peppermint donut	6	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	skewed Elf Guard insignia (private) of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	cool Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	skewed military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	weak perfectly mixed Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	scandalous frightening medical-grade Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	spinning dog trainer's Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	lion tamer's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	dry Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	teal Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	dog trainer's Elf Guard officer's sidearm of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	mediocre Crimbow Rainbo	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	twirling Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	wobbly Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	studded Elf Guard broom of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	Lo Pan's razor-sharp arcane researcher's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	hand-crafted old-school pirate grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	bland grog nuts	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	frosty rock-hard sawed-off blunderbuss of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	bad officer's nog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	bouncing peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	moldy teal sundae ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	moldy enchanted peppermint tack	3	crappy	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	stale whalesteak	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	Socratic whalegun of James Dean of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	narrow miser's chaotic crafty Elf Guard clipboard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	pegfinger of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	lousy watered-down huge blue and claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	spinning sage Elf Guard and beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	skewed lightning-fast foul-smelling brawny shipwright's hammer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	narrow experienced savvy gunwale of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	perfumed electrified hale Kelflar vest	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	polarized whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	prompt Crimbuccaneer runebone of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	purple vibrating cool Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	zippy extremely unsafe Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	upside-down energetic sage thinker's massive wrench	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	Tesla arcane researcher's brown pirate pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	olive bouncing avaricious greasy coward's Jim Carey's beefcake's Elf dessert spoon of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	forbidden sinister Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	teal spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	stiffened savvy free boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	green baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	wool therapeutic sinister Elvish underarmor	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	twirling blinking razor-sharp smooth Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	small delicious purple sugarplum ration	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	flavorless special gingerbread nylons	4	decent	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	decent upside-down mirror gray rum-soaked fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	miniature stale lime	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	normal upside-down gingerbread pirate	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	spoiled small fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	acceptable twirling mulled wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	tolerable spinning Swedish coffee	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	practically non-alcoholic tolerable canteen of eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	drinkable hot wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	bad Jamaican coffee	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	lousy enchanted flask of egggrog	4	decent	Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	purple Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	red pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	practically non-alcoholic delicious yule grog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	normal huge wet tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	decent bouncing whalecake	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	Usain Bolt's auspicious lard-coated gunwale whalegun	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	weak perfectly mixed and claret	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	Usain Bolt's Elf Guard squirtgun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	upside-down chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	upside-down skewed educational sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	toasty stiffened replica Elf Guard medal	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	tumbling Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	greedy Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	wobbly My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	huge squat rosewater-soaked mansplainer's wicked barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	coward's forbidden Crimbuccaneer nose ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	mirror blurry pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	gray Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	fuchsia precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	shaking The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	ghostly pulsating tumbling Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	pickled anodized maroon tumbling military candy cane	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 20
11503	pressed jittery groggipop	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 38
11504	blue quilted moss mace of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	personal trainer's moss megaphone of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	wool stanky moss medal	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	asbestos-lined smelly moss mitre	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	scorching electrified moss mantle	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	lightning-fast gravedigger's moss marlinspike	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	dried upside-down moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	alkaline squat moss floss	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 30
11512	pulsating adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	pulsating adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	jittery adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	dried adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	dry colloidal purple adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 65
11520	avaricious crepe paper phrygian cap of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	aromatic energetic rosy-cheeked crepe paper parachute cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	auspicious Tesla crepe paper pie clip of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	Temple Grandin's smartaleck's crepe paper puzzle cube of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	brawny crepe paper plunge camisole of the storm of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	hardy Da Vinci's crepe paper polka charm of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	vaporized blinking crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	deionized crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 15
11528	rock-hard weightlifter's petrified wood war pike	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	strapping petrified wood waist protector of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	huge sinister Sinatra's petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	wicked petrified wood water purifier of terror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	avaricious petrified wood whoopie panama of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	twirling rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked petrified wood walking pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	compressed huge yellow petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	corrupted super-cold-filtered petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 38
11536	watered-down lousy cybeer	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	blinking wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	huge baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	lime green zippy banded Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	upside-down ghostly stanky Elf Guard war standard of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	Usain Bolt's supercharged occult spring shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	ionized ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	extra-concentrated crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	blinking irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	blinking quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	maroon quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	twirling quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	veiny motion sensor	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	olive ruddy Everfull Dart Holster of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	tumbling research fragment	0		
11563	bouncing Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined stanky thinker's Apriling band helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's extremely unsafe strapping Apriling band saxophone	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	reassuring frightening Herculean Rosewater's Apriling band quad tom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	upside-down fuchsia chaotic electrified padded Da Vinci's Apriling band tuba of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	shaking Sherlock's stanky Jack Frost's Tesla stiffened Fonzie's Apriling band staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	yellow narrow tumbling Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	bland yam	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	lousy yam martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	artisanal sweet potato o' mine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	delicious fancy Southern yam	4	awesome	Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	drinkable spinning sweet potato punch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	half-sized bland Mayam spinach	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	yummy yam and swiss	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	Van der Graaf yam cannon of vim and vigor of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	huge Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's forbidden furry yam buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	cyan thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	wobbly fuchsia censurious aromatic yamtility belt of the detective	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	yummy gigantic twirling yam slider	6	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	jumbo flavorless yam mayo	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	jumbo rotten yam burrito	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	jittery mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	bland mini kiwi	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	huge tumbling rosy-cheeked Samson's cool mini kiwi bikini	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	tolerable practically non-alcoholic mini kiwitini	1	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	skewed squat mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	ghostly mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	lard-coated scorching stylish mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	half-sized special moldy twirling mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	crappy	Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	watered-down fancy bad mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	decent	Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	non-altered deionized corrupted green mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	galvanized diffused blurry mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	squat Sherlock's Fonzie's mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	stiffened mini kiwi icepick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	double-altered cold-filtered mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	mirror protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	blinking protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	jittery protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	jittery protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	toasty beefy messenger bag RNA of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5
11616	huge flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	flavorless miniature mirror bacteria bisque	2	decent	
11619	moldy ciliophora chowder	4	crappy	
11620	normal bouncing cream of chloroplasts	4	good	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	huge blinking muscular soup	0		
11623	red flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	twirling untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	huge flame-wreathed therapeutic rock-hard Sinatra's weightlifter's tearaway pants	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	jittery baby bodyguard	0		
11632	yellow Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	blurry Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	cyan tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	weak smooth Colera Peste Nebbiolo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	blurry Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	mirror Usain Bolt's blade of dismemberment	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	tumbling fuchsia quilted groovy smooth embers-only jacket	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	bouncing curative bembershoot	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	stale snack-sized pulsating wheel of camembert	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	upside-down spinning Sherlock's supercharged hat of remembering of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	shaking throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	twirling head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	ghostly soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	zippy toasty wicked bat wings	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	cyan ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	gray ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	inspector's veiny monocle on a stick	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	blue Samson's plastic pipe of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	spinning educational smooth fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	shaking weightlifter's bow tie of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	rock-hard boxer's fake huge beard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	gray foul-smelling scorching astronaut helmet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	mirror slick feather boa of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	Sheriff badge of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	Oprah's Sheriff pistol of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	nippy Sinatra's Sheriff moustache	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	blinking strapping photo booth supply list of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	shaking tie-dye headband	0		
11674	thick rotten whirled peas	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	flavorless snack-sized peaza	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	squat peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	boiled upside-down drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	twisted pulsating shaking Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	bouncing quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	squat quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	warmed twirling pea brittle	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	mediocre narrow peasco	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	adequate piece of cake	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	bouncing red TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	smelly deft pirate hook of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	yellow electrified iron tricorn hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	supercool jolly roger flag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	tumbling sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	ghostly pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	triple-distilled mediocre tankard of spiced rum	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	mediocre squat tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	skewed packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	deadly governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	steel-toed governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	chili powder cutlass of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	adequate upside-down Aztec tamale	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	green pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	aromatic groggles	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	maroon pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	jittery ghostly anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	reassuring therapeutic silky pirate drawers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	ionized denatured peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed hard cocoa	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	miniature moldy salmagumdi	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	twirling beefcake's plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	supercool plastic St. Patrick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	energetic Newton's plastic Colonel Brando	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	aromatic plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	MacGyver's plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	jittery Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	stale coney haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	double-modified dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	drinkable irresponsibly strong moai toai	6	good	
11725	olive greedy careful dance instructor's moaiball	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	teal half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	polymerized four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	ribald Jim Carey's potato jacket of terror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	quilted Sinatra's military orb	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	magnetized dry shaking ghostly rum ball	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 64
11733	huge gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	auspicious gravyskin hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	mirror inspector's Jack Frost's gravyskin buckler	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	twirling fortified gravyskin skirt of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	shaking knitted gravyskin pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	corrupted crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	small moldy room scale bean casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	quilted grievous savvy perfect Christmas scarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	perfumed educational snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	altered tarnished colloidal LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	Socratic strapping Congressional Medal of Insanity of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	perfectly mixed Easter grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	artisanal weak Irish eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	irresponsibly strong tolerable blue canteen of jungle juice	10	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	perfectly mixed blinking olive turchucken	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	mediocre irresponsibly strong mechanically-mulled cider	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed holiday trip around the world	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	miniature adequate gray chocolate ostrich egg	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	delicious low-calorie tumbling beef and cabbage	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	snack-sized toothsome candy rations	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	stale double-candied yams	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	diet normal lime green Christmas ham	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	tiny flavorless skewed holiday smorgasbord	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	skewed Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	pulsating prompt bejazzled eyepatch	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	blurry Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	jittery How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	jittery How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	ghostly Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	mirror purple Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	gray moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	Sherlock's aromatic experienced egg gun of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	blurry zippy chaotic arcane researcher's sage army helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	toothsome green Thanksgiving ration	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	acceptable Easter eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	altered clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	gravedigger's sage boxer's nylon Christmas stockings of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	flattened tarnished pulsating blurry deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	skewed McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	cyan coward's cool McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	Sherlock's hale McHugeLarge left pole of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	Jack Frost's Socratic sage McHugeLarge right pole	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	banded extremely unsafe McHugeLarge left ski	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	asbestos-lined McHugeLarge right ski of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	blurry 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	distilled yellow wobbly upside-down eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	jittery datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	yellow dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	squat dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	narrow dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	skewed dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	blurry dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	huge CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	fuchsia 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	red dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	powdered blurry shaking psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	gray dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	narrow dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	pulsating SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	blue tumbling OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	squat parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	shaking hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	spinning ninja carabiner	0		
11833	denatured bouncing blue synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 49
11834	quantum iDrops	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 55
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	huge toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	ghostly huge phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	spinning shaking plover's egg	0		
11847	maroon blinking bouncing flyswatter	0		
11848	maroon Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	purple heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	huge sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	yellow phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	olive sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	diluted huge scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	fuchsia table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	acceptable practically non-alcoholic teal pint of Leprechaun Stout	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	denatured phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	jittery Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	red unironic knife	0		
11870	tumbling teal bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	modified leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	yummy bouncing lime green Heck ramen	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	decent lime green burrito	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	toothsome special small beer brat	4	awesome	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	adequate peach pie	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	stale special incredible mini-pizza	4	decent	Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	artisanal Divine sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	tolerable wobbly tangarita sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	drinkable weak gimlet sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	aged vodka stratocaster sidecar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	hand-crafted prussian cathouse sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	acceptable irresponsibly strong Mon Tiki sidecar	6	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	foul-smelling coward's April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	wobbly glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	non-enhanced wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	acceptable Three Sheets to the Wind	3	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	adequate pile of wet dates	3	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	twirling papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	cyan wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	fortified wet shower cap	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	arcane researcher's wet shower shoes	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	blue wet shower shorts of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	narrow wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	dry liquefied wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	altered wet paperback	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	red wet shower radio	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	skewed cyan wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	savvy birthday bloon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11903	enhanced cold-filtered unsweetened skewed green jawwetter	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 56
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	narrow coward's wicked Peridot of Peril of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	skewed terrycloth turban of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
11907	jockey's hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
11908	toasty sharpshooter's hat	0		Hot Damage: +5
11909	wobbly resourceful extra-tight skullcap	0		Maximum MP: +50
11910	narrow dog trainer's sturdy pith helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11911	slick bishop's mitre	0		Moxie: +10
11912	ghostly aromatic tin foil hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11913	aromatic construction hardhat	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11914	slick imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Moxie: +10
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	vibrating stylish bycocket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
11917	bouncing teal Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	huge packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	jittery Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	spinning yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	wholesome strapping Axis helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10
11925	family-friendly forbidden Axis fatigues	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
11926	rosewater-soaked arcane researcher's Axis suspenders	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	blinking shaking priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	bouncing nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	Lo Pan's studded Allied Radio Backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	green confetti grenade	0		
11937	toothsome enchanted massive jittery olive Skeleton Wars rations	9	awesome	Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 10
11938	bad skeleton war fuel can	4	decent	
11939	blurry skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	upside-down M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	squat blinking flame-retardant Annie Oakley's stylish Allied Forces insignia	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	mirror red handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	dry lime green spinning Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	twirling greedy bully badge	0		Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	time cop top hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	distilled twirling mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	gigantic normal special huge toast with mixed berry jelly	8	good	Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	decent cup of sugar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	rotten gigantic upside-down yellow Susie's cupcake	9	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	rosy-cheeked deadly the gun of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	acceptable wine	4	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	flame-retardant undersea surveying goggles	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Ocean-Touched Rum	1	decent	
11964	altered gray water-logged pill	1		
11965	moldy kelp puck	4	crappy	
11966	red scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	cyan scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	wobbly mirror scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	green waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	alkaline wet teal blurry octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 56
11972	teal durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	teal unblemished pearl	0		
11977	blinking padded dentadent	0		Damage Absorption: +20
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	chilly slick blood cubic zirconia of James Dean of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	distilled olive blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	perfectly mixed watered-down squat pheromone cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	delicious spinal tapas	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	squat shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	greasy shrunken head of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	lousy Smoking Pope	3	decent	
12053	miniature flavorless prize turkey	2	decent	
12054	dried medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 30
12055	moldy full-sized pumpkin pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	lousy wobbly vodka cranberry sauce	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	unsweetened twirling yammed candy	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	stale treasure chestnut	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	hand-crafted mulled butter rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	polymerized cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	wholesome plastic left skeleton arm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	resourceful plastic left skeleton leg	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	sinister plastic right skeleton arm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	mansplainer's plastic right skeleton leg	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	cyan stiffened plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	skewed discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	scorching Rosewater's angelbone kilt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	angelbone totem of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	Socratic angelbone chopsticks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	Jim Carey's ruddy angelbone mantle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	maroon resourceful angelbone dice	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	smelly wholesome angelbone halo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	compressed green angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	ionized denatured alkaline biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 51
12076	spinning gravedigger's devilbone helmet of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	devilbone greaves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	huge stiffened deadly devilbone shinguards	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	studded devilbone corset	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	fortified devilbone flute of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	personal trainer's devilbone rosary	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	mixed devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	non-ionized twirling jittery Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 35
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	blinking burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	blue Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	coward's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	watered-down mediocre Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	jittery crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	watered-down bad bottle of prize-winning rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	groovy beefcake's Santa-Slayer medal of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	energized irradiated boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	liquefied non-diffused blinking boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	enhanced boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	brawny beefy smoldering vertebra of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	cyan wobbly blurry smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	wobbly volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	dance instructor's beefcake's hot boning knife of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	Sherlock's Tesla extremely unsafe fistbone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	auspicious razor-sharp personal trainer's burnt bone belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	fuchsia mirror healthy scorched skull trophy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	moldy jumbo wing bone	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	drinkable weak ghostly weak skeleton venom	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	vaporized jittery baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	inspector's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	plastic skeleton skull	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	squat curative plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	squat assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	cyan rosy-cheeked smartaleck's scorched skeleton mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	chilly scorched skeleton shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	pulsating miser's grievous scorched skeleton pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	tumbling messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	twirling buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	jittery Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	narrow Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	skewed dangerous fireproof bonesaw of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	Herculean vermiculite shield of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	gravedigger's ship's lantern	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	gravedigger's heat-resistant harpoon pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	delicious small traditional gingerloaf	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	bad narrow Scotch and eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	chilled shaking counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	perfectly mixed squat &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	delicious wedge of prize-winning cheese	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	quantum quadruple-cold-filtered gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 33
12179	sizzling Socratic glimmering crystal	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	bouncing boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	wobbly Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	blurry boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	maroon Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	tumbling 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	shaking huge unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	nitrogenated Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	altered Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	ionized mirror huge Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	deadly beefy and dress	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	squat fireproof gravedigger's and dress	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	anodized dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	squat gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	ribald dinosaur bone club	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	bouncing hale dinosaur skull helmet of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	jittery greasy Annie Oakley's groovy dinosaur bone corset	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	hand-crafted Pork Elf cough syrup	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	huge jittery Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	mirror Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	moldy narrow twirling skewed rat pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	blurry mirror knitted Socratic thinker's hoverboard	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	padded left shark fin of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	green medical-grade fitness tracking bracelet	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	powdered tumbling mirror candy bone	1		
12215	twirling mirror wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	rotten thick spinning discarded hot dog	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	hand-crafted enchanted most of a beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	red skewed legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	bland yellow can of tuna	3	decent	
12227	decent pulsating alien salad	4	good	
12228	rotten ratbatatouille	3	crappy	
12229	spoiled onigiri	3	crappy	
12230	small moldy crudit&eacute;s	2	crappy	
12231	big rotten squat cyan sauced mutton	5	crappy	
12232	delicious big hot honey ant	5	awesome	
12233	rotten super-sized twirling tomb aspic	5	crappy	
12234	decent ghostly later tots	4	good	
12235	gigantic moldy yellow Frutti di Scatoletta	8	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	fancy spoiled Pesto alla Marziano	4	crappy	Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	adequate mirror Arrattabbattabiata	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	stale mirror Orzo di Riso	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	spoiled Pasta Grimavera	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	flavorless tumbling wobbly Linguini Ubriacapa	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	adequate Formica e Pepe	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	moldy Tubetto Gelatto	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	gigantic adequate Gnocci Domani	6	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	blurry Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	jittery scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	blinking second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	Space Soldier Helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100
12253	bland premium turkey leg	3	decent	
12254	hand-crafted tumbling styrofoam cup of mead	3	EPIC	
12255	knitted sword	0		Cold Resistance: +3
12256	fuchsia staff of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
12257	fuchsia medical-grade lute	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
12258	spinning shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	narrow lightning-fast careful Rosewater's The Wizard's Android	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40
12261	squat shaking flash paperwad	0		
12262	upside-down juggling ball	0		
12263	Jeselnik's tactical jester's cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	blurry lime green single-use sword	0		
12265	narrow forbidden flimsy plastic helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
12266	upside-down censurious flimsy plastic greaves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
12267	flimsy plastic breastplate of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
12268	rock-hard flimsy plastic shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	Usain Bolt's thinker's Portable Laughing Stock of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	family-friendly beefcake's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
12272	adequate classic banana	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	spoiled enchanted immense gray watermelon	6	crappy	Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	normal quince	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	narrow Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	stale classic banana pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	activated colloidal blurry wobbly essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	polarized pickled bouncing banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	high-proof acceptable mirror Aesop Daiquiri	6	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	mediocre narrow Monkey Congress	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	toothsome watermelon pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	modified adjusted narrow green concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	anodized yellow Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	tolerable Melonegroni	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	aged weak Melonade Spritz	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	bland jumbo quince pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	pressed quince quaff	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	energized modified Quickquince	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	boozy lousy Quiskey Sour	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	mediocre upside-down narrow Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	watered-down artisanal blurry blue Roth IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	ribald underdraft protection of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	decent soybean futures	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	improved housing bubble	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	boiled nitrogenated boiled skewed Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 19
12298	inspector's lard-coated financial instrument	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	electrified hedge fund clippers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	Herculean selling shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	squat bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	upside-down narrow prompt wicked 401k ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	jittery balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	anodized invisible hand	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	dry dry wobbly circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	non-oxidized ghostly mirror mint	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	dried blinking toxic asset	1		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	powdered intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	dehydrated gray blinking liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	spinning gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	maroon cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	mediocre Malattia Becco Malbec	4	decent	
12316	pulsating kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	narrow spinning Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	bouncing yellow Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	tumbling tumbling Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	twirling can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"