-1	acceptable distilled squat Petite Porter	5	good	
-2	perfectly mixed Scrawny Stout	4	EPIC	
-3	triple-distilled delicious Infinitesimal IPA	7	awesome	
-4	mediocre eggnogtini	3	decent	
-5	watered-down tolerable candycaine	2	good	
-6	watered-down artisanal braincracker sweet	2	EPIC	
-16	lousy boozy bouncing fermented honey	5	decent	
-17	artisanal practically non-alcoholic gray moons-shine	1	EPIC	
-18	artisanal gin	4	EPIC	
-19	mediocre extra-dry squat blue ecto-nog	5	decent	
-20	lousy fancy high-proof hot toady	6	decent	
-21	smooth olive hot choculate	4	awesome	
-49	artisanal mirror Cyder	3	EPIC	
-50	bad Oil Nog	3	decent	
-51	mediocre Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	decent	
-58	aged squat Grimacider	3	awesome	
-59	smooth triple-distilled twirling Isotope Nog	8	awesome	
-60	acceptable high-proof Mutagin 'n' Tonic	9	good	
-70	hand-crafted Gin and Herring	3	EPIC	
-71	smooth pulsating Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	awesome	
-72	smooth Antarctic Ice Tea	4	awesome	
-76	practically non-alcoholic artisanal CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	1	EPIC	
-77	delicious CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	awesome	
-78	tolerable boozy CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	5	good	
-82	triple-distilled delicious special Horseradish-infused Vodka	8	awesome	
-83	mediocre strong lime green Jerkitini	5	decent	
-84	tolerable weak twirling Desert Island Iced Tea	2	good	
-88	boozy aged Crimbo Saketini	5	awesome	
-89	tolerable watered-down Crimboku Drop	2	good	
-90	hand-crafted Flaming Crimbo Log	4	EPIC	
-107	aged blinking Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	awesome	
-108	hand-crafted maroon Hot Buttered Rum	3	EPIC	
-109	smooth Spicy Hot Chocolate	4	awesome